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Oct. 1, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S04E36 - DID CHELSEA HANDLER STEAL JO KOY?

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	Get up, Mister Live from New York.
	It's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGuinness.
	Mr. Lolo, I heard it, yeah.
	Would you believe I would take something with me and give it to the policeman?
	I wouldn't do that.
	I live my duty, I would say, sir.
	I want to put the charge on me.
	Give it to me one time.
	Give it to me two times.
	Dan, dang.
	That was Toots and the Maytels.
	We lost Toots last year.
	Died of old age.
	He was an old dude.
	But that was a song from the 60s.
	Those are reggae pioneers.
	Maybe the first reggae band ever?
	They kind of coined the term reggae.
	Toots is up there with Bob Marley as one of the main guys ever.
	And that song, of course, is his prison number when he was arrested for marijuana.
	Went to jail for a couple years.
	Goodbye, Toots.
	It was fun.
	I think they started in the early 60s.
	Wow.
	Is there a longer running band?
	Early 60s till 2020?
	The Stones were like the early 70s, I believe.
	Maybe late 60s.
	Does Bob Dylan count?
	He's 60.
	Bob Dylan!
	When was his first song?
	Oh!
	You used to run around finding the town.
	Oh, it was good to you.
	Oh!
	And then he started singing like this.
	You used to laugh about all the ziz and zoos who were hanging out.
	19 fucking 58, fuck.
	Oh, fuck.
	He's the winner, fuck.
	We should do a tribute to fucking toots.
	We should do toots for toots.
	He's annoying.
	I met his son.
	He was a douche.
	Jacob Dylan.
	Was he a wallflower?
	A real pro-immigration guy.
	Oh, yeah, like we don't have any room.
	Not really, dude.
	It's not like they go to the desert when they arrive.
	Do you like my shirt?
	If you look closely, you see it's Dead Kennedy's logos.
	That's exciting to you.
	Welcome back to Get Off My Lawn.
	Fun app for you today.
	Oh, we got a green screen, Ryan.
	I should have told you that.
	You can see it in the notes.
	I don't mind if it's a little sloppy when we get over there.
	Why are you wearing a stupid gay sweater?
	You're testing it?
	It's for the season?
	Yeah, I don't know about that.
	I don't think you can pull off such things.
	You're too short to wear a colorful cardigan.
	You look like a kindergarten teacher.
	Oh, I look like I really hurt you today.
	Now the screen's gone black.
	My screen's gone black.
	Oh, now it's back.
	We have a lot of celebrity gossip today.
	I went on a hunt to prove that Chelsea Handler destroyed Joe Coy's marriage.
	It didn't go well.
	You see, real journalism is like science.
	And you pursue a hypothesis until the data says no.
	And then you go, I'm wrong.
	But the way most journalists work today is they just crowbar in.
	Proud boys are white supremacists.
	What about the black guys?
	It's multiracial white supremacy.
	Larry Elder.
	Republicans are racist.
	What about Larry Elder?
	He's the black face of white supremacy.
	Mike!
	That's how it works.
	Come on, man.
	You're wrong.
	You have to.
	Now, I still might be right, but the evidence that I got does not prove my hypothesis.
	So I'm still out there in the middle of nowhere.
	But before we get to all that, there's some new bald eagle drops that get sent to you.
	I don't know if your email is just a black hole.
	that when you say jargon to them they search for answers that's not the one I'm thinking of it's a black woman who's a lion that you got sent pull that up another bald eagle drop this must be it did you not see this before do you not check your email uh i do so how did you not see this i i don't know when did this come in a couple days ago oh the bird witches,
	the bald eagle.
	What are you talking about?
	She got stupid fucking fake ears, little animal ears.
	That's weird to have fake ears.
	It looks so stupid, too, when they have their human ears and then their animal ears.
	Is that for hearing different sounds?
	That racism bumper is from Zach.
	Let me see it.
	We did show this.
	So we have two.
	Let me see.
	This is one of them.
	Better not start.
	No, we've seen the one with the fucking black girl 9 billion times.
	We just played it on...
	Then there's this one.
	The other show.
	Sir, my master shampoo.
	Black women are the backbone of our democracy.
	You ain't white.
	No, there's another one, dude.
	There's another one.
	Oh, maybe that's it.
	Yeah, that's it.
	You played this once.
	Yeah, I remember that one.
	And then show me the other bald eagles.
	When you get an email that's relevant to the show, put it in a folder.
	1, 1,000, 2, 1,000, 3, 1,000 4, 1,000, 5, 1,006, 1,007, 1000.
	I have Colorful Homo, the Girl.
	I have three.
	I typed in Bald Eagle.
	Well, why do you have to type in Bald Eagle?
	What's in your inbox?
	Is it all junk?
	You're ruining the show right now.
	I mean, you always say, like, we're getting, we have a ton since yesterday.
	I mean, it's non-stop.
	This wasn't sent to the mailbag, though.
	This was sent to you.
	Oh, well, yeah.
	Oh, you should have said my, you mean my inbox.
	Yeah.
	Well, that's fucking annoying.
	You should have an inbox that has all your fucking emails.
	How does your mail work?
	All your accounts, including the mailbag, should be amalgamated.
	I'm just going to show you my email.
	I'll blank this out.
	Bald Eagle, all accounts.
	Trans?
	No, this should say, like, here's another one.
	It doesn't have to say Bald Eagle.
	This isn't a way to sort these.
	Anyway, fuck you.
	You're an idiot.
	Another one.
	No, I don't know if it's called another one.
	You just should be familiar with your email.
	If it's not junk, you should have read it.
	There you go.
	Where was that?
	I don't know.
	The first person that popped up to my head is Doja Cat.
	The bird.
	The bird which is the bald eagle.
	So, I don't know.
	Nikki, of course.
	Then you already know.
	So how'd you find that?
	By typing another one.
	But I don't understand why you haven't come across this before.
	Do you not check all your email?
	I try, but there's a lot of emails coming in at all times.
	Like, no one's asking you to see every mailbag, but every email that goes to you, you have to see, you fucking loser.
	Or else the company's not working correctly.
	If people are sending in shit to you personally and you're just like, I didn't check my email that day, then you're not doing your job.
	Like you come in here, while I'm preparing the show, you're sitting on your fucking ass.
	What are you doing?
	Like, what'd you do today?
	I did exactly what you asked the other day.
	I'm starting to get pissed off, actually.
	But, I mean, I fucking, I'm doing these filters and shit.
	You're telling me I need to check my personal email.
	Just fuck off.
	I don't care.
	What?
	Check your personal email?
	No, it's not your business what goes into my email unless you send it to me.
	No, it is my business to go.
	Send it to Ryan at TV.
	Send it to Ryan at censored.tv then.
	Or the mailbag.
	Why are you trying to contact me?
	That animal we just saw, the lion, what was that sent to?
	It was under another one.
	No, no, no.
	What was it addressed to?
	The email address?
	I think mailbag at censored, but it wasn't under bald eagle.
	So from Leonardo.
	No, no, no, no, no.
	It wasn't sent to just mailbag.
	It was sent to you, Ryan at censored.tv.
	Yeah, I did not see that.
	But I don't understand how.
	How do you not see emails?
	I have a thousand emails in there yesterday, yesterday, yesterday, September, September.
	Yeah, every day I'm getting like a lot of people are sending me emails there.
	How many?
	Mostly just.
	How many did you receive?
	How many did Ryan at censored.tv receive today, for example?
	I didn't see this one.
	I don't think it's thousands.
	I think it's seven.
	It's a couple.
	Two?
	I was making face filters.
	I made James O'Keefe.
	I understand.
	This email a long time ago.
	You asked the other day that I. I understand.
	You have to be able to handle all of these responsibilities, believe it or not.
	Checking one's email and making face filters.
	I understand.
	So how many ryan at censored.tvs did you get today?
	An amount that's not going to make you say, oh, wow, you're right.
	Okay, well, tell us the amount.
	You said thousands.
	No, I'm talking about the mailbag.
	But then this is before.
	No one's disciplining you about the mailbag.
	This is before you said your personal email.
	No, no, no.
	I said it's your responsibility to know what happens at ryan at censored.tv.
	So how many did you get today?
	Not many.
	Please tell us the number.
	Only you sent one.
	One.
	He didn't send that to my personal Ryan at Censor.
	I'm looking through it.
	It was days ago, you said, though, actually, right?
	Yep.
	Yeah, I go there for when Jacob sends me his shows, when Katie sends me a show.
	What do you mean you go there when?
	You missed a bunch of Katie's shows this summer.
	You should go there every morning.
	You check your email.
	That's what everyone watching this show does when they get to work.
	They sit down, they go through their inbox.
	If they have a shitty spam account that's full of fucking Mets garbage, they don't necessarily check that.
	No one's asking to check the mailbag.
	That's literally 150 emails a day.
	That takes up a whole day.
	It's very tough.
	No one's asking for that, obviously.
	That would be a ridiculous thing.
	I do actually check that one more than my personal one, which nobody from the show would bother me on.
	It's like my personal show.
	No one gives a fuck about your personal account.
	Right.
	That's what I'm saying.
	So Ryan at censored.tv has to be checked fastidiously.
	Two personal emails.
	I don't care.
	The fucking Ryan at censored one and the support at censored.tv.
	It's like six emails.
	So yeah, I didn't see the bald eagle one.
	The personal ones are not relevant to this discussion.
	So I have there's one that's relevant to this discussion.
	That's Ryan at censored.tv.
	Mailbag censored one.
	No support.
	No, no.
	How many times do we have to go through this?
	Mailbag is not your responsibility.
	I've been told in the past that it was.
	Absolutely.
	Bullshit.
	Yeah.
	No one's asking you to read 150 emails a day, Ryan.
	Be like, you didn't see that in the thing?
	God, shut the fuck up.
	No one is asking you to read 150 emails a day.
	That's going to say find it.
	But meanwhile, like, if somebody could remember, it's like, it's your job to look through the mailbag email.
	It's our mailbag email.
	I've never fucking said that.
	I've never seen some bullshit.
	Do you want it to be verbatim for it to be real?
	How about just somebody, if they remember that, write in?
	Because they wrote in about the COVID thing.
	You forgot that I mentioned I had COVID and lost my smell.
	And somebody's like, I remember that.
	I remember that too.
	I also remember that.
	No, they didn't say that.
	No, they would.
	No, they didn't.
	They said, Gavin says he can't remember COVID.
	Ryan says he said he had COVID.
	They didn't say, I remember that.
	It was from this episode.
	Okay, they didn't let you say that.
	And here's the logical thing.
	It's not logical for me to demand that you read every mailbag letter.
	That's nuts.
	I can't get through them all.
	No one can.
	So why would I ask you to do something that no one can do?
	Not everyone, but.
	What?
	I said you should read some?
	Anyway, we're wrapping up this idiotic discussion.
	The short version is read your emails.
	And when I say your emails, I mean one account, ryan at censored.tv.
	Be responsible for everything that comes in there.
	Because when I get an email and I go, oh, a new bumper, I go, I wonder if I should send this to Ryan.
	And then I see that it includes Ryan at censored.tv and I go, I don't have to worry about it.
	I don't want to have to worry about it.
	Anyway, get on Getter.
	Gavin underscore McInnes was a fake account that had 900 followers.
	I should have just jumped to that one and killed mine.
	I followed that one.
	It only had 185.
	Oh, good.
	We're up to 328.
	We're climbing.
	So it's all one word.
	My Twitter account was underscore McInnes because I'm almost a boomer, and I didn't think that I should just take the one word.
	And that's me.
	And I'll be trying it out for a couple months.
	I'll put in a bunch and see what happens.
	Last item before we get to our celebrity gossip, a shocking photograph of the insurrection just came out that justifies what the left has been screaming.
	And it is terrifying.
	Look at this.
	We're getting there, just loading up.
	Whoa.
	Brutal.
	I've not seen this picture yet.
	Yeah.
	They're slowly coming out now.
	What people don't realize is a lot of these oath keepers came in from above.
	They had a giant frisbee-like floating drone that descended on the White House.
	Elhan Omar has PTSD.
	So they're intergalactic oath keepers.
	No, they're just very technologically savvy.
	Okay, it's time for celebrity gossip.
	Can you guys make us a bumper for celebrity gossip?
	It'll go like, doodle doodle-a-doo, they're celebrities.
	Didle-didle-a-dee, and we're gossiping.
	A doodle-dee, doodle-doodle-a-dee, da-boom-bing-gunk.
	Isn't that the entertainment tonight theme?
	Similar.
	It's identical.
	Very similar.
	New Sopranos tonight.
	Oh, my God.
	I'm excited but scared because it's a very difficult situation trying to do Tony Soprano, especially when the actor who played him was your dad.
	And he invented a new kind of guy.
	Like, who the fuck talks like Tony Soprano?
	Nobody.
	And he had a little squeaky voice.
	And he was the scariest guy in the history of any mafia film or anything.
	That's pretty good.
	He doesn't even talk like Tony Soprano.
	In interviews?
	Yeah.
	Sounds like a dude.
	It's similar.
	Yeah.
	But it's not as squeaky.
	I never was a fan of Silvio.
	I hated his fucking dumb frown face.
	And I would talk to Italians about it.
	And they go, dude, I grew up in Jersey with Italians.
	They have that face.
	I go, not that much.
	Not, I'm sad.
	Hmm.
	It was ridiculous.
	And apparently, according to Steven Van Zandt, the guy who makes love like a pool boy, he was supposed to be Tony Soprano, but he didn't have enough experience.
	Thank God we did not have him as Tony Soprano.
	Yeah, he said, I don't want to take an actor's job.
	He's like, because my wife's an actor, so I don't want to take an actor's job.
	And he's like, so they wrote a pardon for him.
	He sucked.
	And you know, I like him as a character, but if you try to look past his act, if you look into his acting, it's not great.
	But he actually wrote a treatment for his character.
	He had like this idea kicking around.
	He was like this retired hitman.
	And so he based it on that character before he knew his Sopranos.
	Oh.
	But he wasn't retired in the show.
	Look at his weird bandana.
	Men who are bald and the lies they tell.
	Tim Poole, The Edge, Steve Van Zant.
	Do you think we were born an hour ago?
	What are you doing?
	You look like a 17-year-old girl with cancer who has fake eyebrows.
	Anyway, I'm very worried about this boy.
	I'm going to see it tonight.
	Me too.
	So this is the Silvio.
	And here's what sucks is that you don't like his face over acting.
	And the kid who plays the younger Silvio is kind of just doing an impression of him.
	Silvio Dante is a great one because John Megaro just nailed it right out of the gate.
	Truck's not going to unload itself.
	Isn't that too much?
	That's too much.
	Isn't that just way too much?
	That's too on the notes.
	It's not going to unload itself.
	Yeah, that's not going to work.
	And we saw his son In some other show, like Boardwalk, not Boardwalk Empire, but like that horrible show that was big in the early aughts, the HBO show about the kids that Matt Damon's brother was in.
	I forget what it was called, but he sucked balls in it.
	So this could be a fucking catastrophe.
	Anyway, so that's gossip.
	I was listening to Stern because I'm an asshole and I'm all caught up with Censored.tv.
	So I had some, I didn't have anything to listen to on my phone, so I tuned into Stern.
	He's interviewing Mick Jagger, which is exactly as boring as you'd think it would be, until he starts getting to some old stories.
	Like Keith Moon busted into his hotel room just as Batman.
	Oh, we have the security coming today, by the way.
	Here we go.
	Hello?
	Okay.
	Okay, when are you going to be here?
	Okay, cool.
	Thanks.
	Yeah, we'll have to pause the show while he comes.
	Now I forgot what I was talking about.
	Mick Jagger.
	Oh, yeah.
	And Keith Moon broke into Mick Jagger's apartment.
	I mean, sorry, hotel room just as Batman.
	And I realized while he was telling the story, Keith Moon was just...
	Arthur was Dudley Moore and Arthur.
	It was the same exact guy.
	They even looked the same.
	I wonder if Arthur was based on Keith Moon.
	The man was a, even like lunatic partying rock stars from back in the day say that guy was absolutely fucking nuts.
	Anyway, Stern's talking about the stones and he's just kissing Mick Jagger's ass.
	That's all he does these days.
	And it's, it's, you could write the interview.
	Go make up an interview with Stern and Mick Jagger, and that's what it is.
	You do you exercise, blah, blah.
	Of course, he has to throw in the resentment thing.
	Do you resent that you have to do all this training and they don't?
	He always has this like Jew therapy thing where he has to inject some sort of resentment and bitterness and jealousy.
	Yeah, I'm sure that Mick Jagger is really jealous of fucking Ron, what's his name?
	Ronnie Wood.
	Ronnie Wood, okay.
	Anyway, he said something that really pissed me off.
	He said, and seeing the stones, I mean, it's a religious experience.
	It's like going to church, except you actually feel something.
	You fucking arrogant atheist cunt.
	Fuck you.
	Wouldn't it be awesome if Mick Jagger said, oh, sorry, what was that?
	No, no, I'm just saying, like, it's like church me actually.
	Yeah, I don't get why you're saying that people who go to church don't feel anything.
	Have you been to Latin Mass?
	I mean, have you ever been to church?
	You don't feel anything at church?
	You don't feel...
	I think a lot of people, I mean, I understand if you're not Christian, but a lot of Christians find going to church an intense experience.
	It's a very spiritual experience.
	I'm sure some are bored, especially kids, especially people like you, Jews.
	But it's life-changing.
	That's why people go.
	You fucking loser.
	God, that would have been great if you just...
	And then he just, you know what?
	Fuck this interview.
	I'm sick of people crapping on Christians all the time.
	We're done here.
	And then walked out.
	Oh my God, I have a boner right now.
	Also, in journalism, before we get to my Joe Coy thing, my last piece here, one of my pet peeves is people shitting on Pierce Brosnan's wife.
	Aha ha.
	She's a fat, ugly pig now.
	She used to be hot.
	You're going back like 20, 30 years.
	Women look different over time.
	They tend to get a little plumper as they get older.
	And men develop tits.
	We go bald.
	And these two are madly in love.
	You fucking losers.
	Yes, a supermodel from 1990 might not look like a supermodel today, 20 years later, when she's in her, whatever she's in, 40s, 50s.
	Sorry, she put on some weight, you dunces.
	And everyone's like, whoa, what happened?
	Why is he staying with her?
	Yeah, why wouldn't Pierce just start going out with some 20-year-old that he has nothing in common with and he can't talk to?
	Why would he stick around with someone that he's formed this bond with?
	I don't know if they have kids or not.
	I assume they do.
	Look at this thread, though.
	It's all people juxtaposing.
	No.
	The thread.
	There we go.
	She looks pretty fucking good to me.
	He's probably 65.
	She's probably 50.
	Yes, she was slimmer when she was 30.
	What a dumb thing to talk about.
	Oh, she's had five children.
	Pierce Brosnan threatens to divorce his wife if she goes and gets liposuction.
	He loves every curve of her body after having five children.
	Damn, that's awesome.
	He's like Johnny Sachs from Sopranos.
	But his wife was a fat fucking pig.
	This woman's normal shaped.
	She's not like got that weird gunt that's hanging over the front of her.
	She's just got more cushion for the pushing.
	What's that picture at the bottom?
	That's stupid.
	Cute hands.
	Okay, folks.
	This is it.
	This is the scoop you've all been waiting for.
	Joe Coy and Chelsea Handler.
	Prepare for the deep.
	That's another bumper we need.
	The deep dive.
	Oh, I'm on all those apps.
	Be at your dinner table or have dinner.
	A celebrity couple?
	Dax Shepard and Kristen Ballard.
	They're a great couple.
	They're always cool.
	Did I include this?
	This is an asinine interview where she says to Chelsea Handler, What's your favorite couple?
	And then Chelsea Handler says, Dax Shepard and that other chick.
	And then the interviewer goes, What about A-Rod and J-Lo?
	What?
	Chelsea is like everyone in Hollywood's unfiltered BFF.
	Her squad includes Jen Aniston, recently single, Sandra Books, probably single, single adopted, single.
	They broke up.
	This is old.
	Anyway, so that's just background garbage.
	So here was my hypothesis.
	Joe Coi is in a loving relationship with Amy Angie King.
	They have a kid together.
	They started dating in the early 2000s.
	Then around 2003, they are married and they have a baby.
	2005, divorced.
	Who gets divorced with a two-year-old?
	And then I went, I bet it was that cunt, Chelsea Handler, who keeps talking about how you don't need a man.
	And I love being single.
	I'm so glad I don't have kids.
	I'm going to stay single forever.
	I love it.
	And then every time you see her on Instagram, she's either with a gay assistant, in other words, a paid friend, or nobody.
	And then Joe Coy was on the Chelsea Handler show for many years.
	And now she's dating Joe Coi.
	And poor Angie King is single and alone.
	And the saddest part about all this is Joe Coi and Angie King kept a relationship together.
	And they were even living together during the pandemic and shooting Filipino sketches together where they mocked Filipino soap operas.
	So this is what I don't get about the Koys.
	If you're friends with your ex-wife, you can live with her, then she's your buddy.
	Your buddy has a pussy hole that's the exact shape of your penis.
	Fuck your buddy.
	I would fuck Ryan every day if he had a pussy.
	Yep.
	You tell me that literally every day.
	But he doesn't have one.
	So why the fuck?
	And then I thought, oh, I know why.
	Because he cheated on her with Chelsea, and she's very particular about that kind of thing.
	And she's like, you're dead to me.
	I want you to be around, but that is a crazy deal breaker for me.
	But then you wouldn't live with him and shoot sketches with him.
	So here's the problem with my theory.
	And I want you, baby mantas, to help me because I want it to be true.
	Because I love exposing hypocrisy.
	The problem is the dates.
	So I told you that they were married in the 2000s, baby 2003.
	The baby's 18 now.
	They make sketches together.
	Problem is, this is the number one problem with my theory.
	And I know you're coming here for the news.
	I should just scrap this whole piece because I got it wrong.
	But I want to show you what real journalists do.
	And that is admit that they're wrong.
	Or at least go, these numbers are not adding up.
	So 2005, they were divorced.
	Chelsea Lately, they didn't start till 2007.
	So were they fucking in 2005?
	Well, no, because Chelsea Lately was dating the living color guy, David Allen Greer, in 2005.
	And then she moved on to E-Entertainment bigwig Ted Harbert and coincidentally got a show on E right after she started blowing the head of the company.
	Giving head to the head of the company.
	And she split with Greer in 06.
	So we're not doing great with this theory.
	But I feel it in my bones.
	And I had a baby monster send in some pictures of her.
	So maybe they fucked around a little bit in 2005 as friends.
	And then 2007, they fucked a lot.
	Because she's a whore.
	And then it looked like...
	Here's a new theory I just made up.
	Ugh.
	She's so gross and old.
	Then when, oh, I think I got it.
	Joe Coy was falling back in love with his ex-wife, Angie King, and that pissed off Chelsea.
	So while she put on a public face saying, I love being single, go to 2-0.
	She was secretly...
	Is that 2-0?
	Wait.
	No, here we go.
	That's 2-0?
	No, this is 2-0.
	Okay.
	I have never felt more confident and secure in my life decision-making skills in remaining childless and alone than I have during this pandemic.
	I don't mean to toot my own horn, but beep beep.
	Women are agreeable.
	So when you look up something like, are single woman content?
	You're going to find yes a lot.
	When you look up, are married women content?
	You're going to find yes a lot.
	They tend to look, the glass is half full with all of them.
	So it's very hard to gauge a woman's joy.
	But that was a month ago.
	Minutes later, the Instagram announced that they were together.
	Now, go to 1.9.
	So this is the sketch.
	No, no, sorry.
	This is Chelsea and him making sketches.
	This is like an hour after she said, I love being single and not having kids.
	Really?
	Then why are you dating a married man who has a kid or a divorced man who has a kid?
	This is just a dumb sketch where he surprises her and she pretends she didn't know he was coming and she's mad.
	I'm going to surprise her.
	I used to pray for her to go on long trips, but now I kind of miss her.
	Oh wow, Bernice.
	Oh shit, it looks like she's meditating.
	Hey girl, hey, long time no see.
	Ben!
	What is it look like I'm fucking doing?
	Who interrupts somebody during a meditation?
	Oh, I'm so sorry I interrupted you.
	This is when we're supposed to fucking work out.
	Great to see you too.
	Happy Easter.
	Happy Easter.
	Again, four weeks ago.
	Now, look at how lovely this couple is.
	Go back to 1.5.
	Perfect for each other.
	Same background.
	She's stunning and young and dynamic.
	And this is them doing a Pilipina soap opera.
	Her hair's a little long.
	What is this?
	A dogoyan.
	Manokboyan.
	Vegetarian.
	Vegetarian?
	Adorbo?
	That's disgusting.
	Anyway, it's not funny to us, but I'm sure Pilipinos are laughing their heads off.
	But this is like August.
	So they're getting along great.
	And then Chelsea Handler, the liar who pretends she loves being single, and encourages women.
	This is my whole beef.
	I know it sounds pathetic that I'm sitting here lurking over a bunch of geriatrics relationships.
	But what pisses me off is Chelsea Handler encouraged other women not to settle down.
	I remember seeing a commercial on Netflix or a Netflix commercial for her show, Chelsea, lately, where she said, I love not being married.
	It's the best.
	I can order Thai, I can order Somalian, I can order Mexican, which pissed me off when it came out because I thought, if my wife said, hey, can we order Thai tonight?
	I'd go, what?
	Yeah.
	I'm going to go, no.
	No Thai for you, bitch.
	You make lasagna tonight.
	So just like Sex in the City, she has been a major influence on young women, destroying their lives by telling them they don't need anyone.
	And now here she is taking what could have been a renewed love of Joe Coi and Amy King with their 18-year-old son.
	And she's like, no, I want that.
	Mine, mine.
	Anyway, stupid scoop.
	I have no evidence.
	I don't...
	I mean, I never liked his comedy, but I didn't.
	He kind of did...
	That's his fault that he left his lady and went with his chip.
	But like from his stand-up, I never respected his standard.
	It's always mom stuff.
	He's always doing a Chinese mom stuff.
	Filipino.
	Yeah, the ethnic shit, like Margaret Cho's trademark.
	I mean, I do it with my Scottish dad, but I'm not a professional stand-up comedian.
	But yeah, what's he doing now?
	Let's hear that.
	Mom, do you know where your keys are?
	Of course, I'm in the dollar.
	As an Asian guy, my dad always said he's like, Ray, you're going to get into comedy.
	Don't make fun of like your parents with like Asian accents.
	Really hack.
	So I'm glad he instilled that onto me.
	Because I would never do that.
	Anyway, that's enough of that.
	So maybe you guys can do some better sleuthing.
	But I just, my gut says that him and his ex-wife had a chance together to rebuild their family.
	And Miss I Love Being Single got in there and sabotaged it.
	And of course, he's going to get bored of her in an afternoon and they're going to be broken up.
	And still that boy will have, won't have a real family.
	He actually does.
	Yeah, I don't mean to take away from any of his culpability here.
	He's a shitstain too.
	He has gone on a million talk shows talking about how great divorce can be and how he learned a lot about divorce from his parents.
	What?
	Like all of these fucking celebrities using their influence to sabotage people's lives while they're trying to make themselves feel better about their shitty life.
	That's what pisses me off.
	Look how great she is.
	She's dating some Hispanic dude.
	I don't know.
	Okay.
	New topic.
	Celebs who are pro and anti-vax.
	Let me guess.
	All the black ones are anti-vax, all the white ones are pro.
	Let's click on it.
	I wish there was a way.
	Can you show me these without showing me who they are?
	No, click on the salon article.
	Oh, no, that's a different time.
	It's time to start firing unvaccinated people.
	Trump fans are overdue for a lesson in consequences.
	Yeah, this is a common myth going around now that the problem with anti-vaxing is MAGA.
	And while there's a lot of MAGA dudes who are against it, if you want to look at a city like New York, you're going to find the anti-vaxxers are black.
	Wait, what did you click on?
	You should be doing 2-3.
	Where the fuck are you?
	Oh.
	You jumped to 24.
	Okay, I wish there was a way you could show me these without showing me who it is.
	Let's see.
	Show me the celebrity and then we'll guess.
	Folks at home, you guess too.
	So show the celebrity and see if they're vaxxed.
	Just like crop out the part where it says, Ryan Reynolds definitely has the vax.
	Correct.
	Okay, that was easy.
	Okay.
	Now, okay, this is a little tricky.
	Okay.
	Here we go.
	This fucking guy.
	Who's that?
	Let's see.
	That's Ryan Reynolds.
	Yeah, okay, that's it.
	All right.
	You're good at your job.
	And then this is his wife.
	That's his wife, Blake Lively?
	Well, obviously she's going to get it if he gets it.
	You sure?
	What's he going to say?
	No?
	You're sure.
	Doy.
	I mean, those people are anyone's dog for a bone.
	They're not political.
	They would be pro.
	They're probably pro the murder of white farmers, if that's politically correct.
	And they're sort of like John Cena and all these sports stars that kiss China's ass because it's money.
	Like, they don't care.
	Oh, now this guy's one of us, Rob Schneider.
	Wait, he died?
	No.
	wow.
	No, that is creepy, though.
	Died.
	Wait, did they fucking.
	Weird.
	He didn't get it.
	It literally just says died.
	Yeah.
	Rob Schneider seems to be refusing the vaccine and posting misinformation about it.
	So dead.
	This is a threat.
	Yeah, that is weird.
	Posting misinformation.
	So this article is so pro vaccine.
	Now, scroll up a bit.
	I think I know who this journalist is.
	Yeah, Morgan Sloss.
	Sloss is a Jewish name.
	She's got her hair straightened in the photograph, but that's not what she looks like.
	And she does stuff, like BuzzFeed is already a ridiculous cat blog, but she even does ridiculous articles for them.
	And it's stuff like, I tried a popcorn salad and it's gross.
	Or Drake.
	Whoa.
	Put on some makeup, lady.
	Jewish people, their moms tell them they're gorgeous and their grandmothers say you're wonderful so often that their confidence is too high.
	And they post pictures like this.
	Looks like Megan Wolfe dressing like Patty Smith for Halloween.
	Michelle Wolf?
	Yeah.
	Another article she did was Drake served mac and cheese and it had raisins in it, so I tried it.
	And you're like, okay, so let me get this straight.
	You're really into gossip, celebrities, and funny recipes.
	You know, like a mom.
	You know, like a mom.
	She should be making these silly meals for her kids, going, what do you think?
	Popcorn salad?
	Ew, gross, mom.
	We hate it.
	But instead, she's doing it for thousands of strangers.
	You see the thread here?
	These anti-family people that shit on us for getting married and having kids don't have any better options.
	And they're actually secretly envious of us.
	And what do they do with their spare time?
	They mimic our lifestyles.
	Look, I made mac and cheese, but not for kids, for you.
	Because I'm an independent woman who didn't fall for the bullshit.
	I got my own career now being what?
	A stranger's mommy.
	Okay, anyway, go back to the article.
	I like this game.
	I think I'm perfect now.
	So far, yes.
	I've got three right.
	Yes, obviously.
	Martha Stewart.
	Yep.
	Next.
	That's four right.
	Now, this is a tricky one.
	Britney Spears, yes.
	Yes.
	She can't afford to look crazy right now because, well, back when they were doing this, she probably didn't.
	She was still under her conservatorship, which one of our baby monsters is really mad at me about.
	I forget her name, Ari McCurdy.
	She's calling me a fucking idiot and a shithead for not, for thinking Britney's crazy.
	I mean, I have to muster up a lot of care before we even talk about Britney Spears and her conservatorship.
	But she's free now from her dad.
	And the first thing she did with her nude-found freedom was post nudes of herself.
	You got any of those, Ryan?
	You're a millennial.
	Every time I see a picture of these nudes, we see a black bar over the Tizzets.
	I think she looks so fucking good these days.
	She is aged beautifully.
	I love these laugh lines she has now.
	Her neck still looks great.
	I love her cankles even.
	I've never seen her tits, but I bet they have the perfect amount of sag.
	Oh.
	Not safe for work.
	Whoa!
	Sorry, not safe for work.
	Whoa.
	We are having some ass problems, folks.
	That is a bent croissant.
	That is the edge of a panini bun.
	That is a French croissant, and I am not a Frenchman.
	I'm not a Parisian.
	It's not breakfast time.
	I like everything on the left.
	I like her tits.
	I don't even mind that they're so far apart.
	I hope they're not fake.
	There does seem to be a little bit of fakeness to that right one, right?
	But that ass is problematic.
	Where'd they get those pictures?
	I think they, like, snuck it, which doesn't seem legal.
	Yeah, that's a much better butt.
	Because this is fake.
	And then the photo.
	They photoshopped.
	Oh, I see.
	But no, it's a fresh picture.
	It was like from yesterday.
	She goes, I'm free, and she's on some holiday, and she's flashing her jugs.
	That butt was a concern.
	That was a concern.
	You don't have it?
	Fresh pick?
	Do we have to get back to our game?
	We might.
	No?
	No luck?
	Let's see.
	Britney Spears nude.
	It's a profile.
	She's like this.
	Her tits are out.
	I mean, if you just look up the article, Brittany Celebrates Pose's Nude, you'll see the picture I'm looking for, but it'll probably be blacked out.
	Ooh, Reddit.
	Have to be over 18.
	Okay.
	That's a good sign.
	Okay, but no.
	That was yummy.
	She's a yummy mummy.
	I'll keep looking, but no.
	Okay, so let's get back to the game.
	Maybe when I'm off on a rant.
	M.I.A. M-I-A.
	I'm going to go with no.
	Holy shit, I'm good.
	That's another yes.
	Posted some disturbing anti-vaccine statements on Twitter in 2020.
	Go back.
	What are the disturbing statements?
	I bet it's just question it.
	Maybe you might not want to get it.
	Don't do it if it's not your thing.
	Go back.
	It didn't show it, but I could look it up.
	They probably don't even want to give it a platform.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I love that.
	Don't give it a platform.
	So that's just it.
	This is a real tough article to write.
	It's just multiple headlines.
	Okay, I promise I didn't see what number seven was, but pull it up.
	Okay, I'm six for six.
	Those two, definitely.
	Yep.
	Yep.
	I'm counting that as two.
	This would have been good for a call-in show.
	Obviously, yes.
	She has no brain.
	And she's another one of these bitches that I don't like that totes the death of the family.
	She's a single mom.
	She had a kid.
	We don't know what's going on with her baby daddy, but I think she just treated him like a sperm donor.
	She had a kid, and you go, oh, well, that's unfortunate.
	It sucks.
	Maybe he died or something.
	I'll pretend that I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.
	And then she had another kid.
	Like, that is child abuse.
	To be a single mom and then to knowingly have another baby knowing the dad's not going to be around.
	Everyone knows that the children of single moms are born with a disadvantage.
	It's basically blindness.
	And to have a baby knowing it's going to be blind doesn't seem very ethical to me.
	But this is worse than blindness.
	Offset.
	Absolutely not about my life.
	Of course not.
	Look at his face.
	If you're black and you have facial tattoos, you're anti-vax.
	That's just a given.
	Next.
	Mariah Carey.
	Yes, absolutely.
	She did it.
	Yep.
	Fucking.
	That was close, but she's white.
	Her black dad abandoned her at a very young age.
	You jacked up.
	Absolutely.
	Easy peasy.
	Yep.
	Keep her going.
	I'm now 10 for...
	No, 11 for 11.
	Absolutely not.
	She's black.
	What do we got here?
	Letitia Wright has previously shared misleading information about the vaccine.
	She's a scientist.
	And we're going to be talking about Wakanda in a little bit here in our racism section.
	This could end up being a very long episode.
	Prepare yourselves.
	Yes.
	Dolly Parton not only got the vaccine, she also donated to fund research for it.
	Now, I know you look at her and you go, that's a ghoul.
	She's probably 77 years old.
	I'd like to see your wife, or if you're female, you, when you're 77.
	She's looking pretty good for her age.
	How old is Dolly Parton?
	Here, I'll look that up while you get the next one ready.
	Kara Washington.
	Oh, that's tough now because she's black, but she's white.
	Very mainstream.
	Yeah.
	Sorry, how old is Dolly Parton?
	I think it said 75.
	74.
	I don't want to lose my winning streak here of 11 rights.
	This is very tough.
	I'm going to go with yes.
	Yes.
	Wow.
	Got the bang on my drum when I'm banging on the drum.
	And they got my chains that are gold.
	When I'm golden with the chains.
	Samari Armstrong.
	That's a yes.
	I don't know who that is.
	More like Samary Cheekstrong.
	I'll farts.
	The winning is over.
	Poop.
	So who is that?
	She was in the OC, it said?
	That chin is very intense.
	It is.
	It's like right out of the fucking Spider-Man there.
	She's the goblin guy.
	Actress and fashion designer.
	They're all fashion designers.
	What is that?
	That's like an aspiring rapper.
	Huh.
	So she's anti-vax.
	See if you can find a video of her.
	Look up Samari Armstrong COVID.
	She just completely torpedoed her career.
	That's brave.
	Black people, we live in a nation of black privilege, so none of those black people are going to get in shit for saying fuck the vaccine.
	But a white, semi-successful actress who's been in things like the OC, done.
	She's Dunzel Washington.
	Got an interview with her?
	Former OC star Samir Armstrong has frequently posted.
	Calling an untested shot made by criminals.
	Wow.
	That's brave.
	I've said this before, and I'll say it again.
	I will never understand a healthy person with zero likelihood of severe illness from a flu variant that has a 99.9% survival rate inject themselves with an untested shot made by criminals because a stranger is urging them to.
	Pretty sound logic there, Samari.
	Okay, so that's one wrong.
	What's next?
	Rosario Dawson.
	Yes, she's white.
	Yep.
	Yep.
	I think we got one more, right?
	Is there 17?
	Oh, that guy, obviously, yes.
	That guy's the worst.
	You know who that is?
	Yes.
	He's gender-free, by the way.
	I forget what he had called himself, but he is genderless.
	That's a fucking dude.
	You're called a gay dude, my friend.
	Sorry.
	Oh.
	Easy yes.
	Yep.
	There's more.
	Oh.
	I'm going to go with a no because he's black.
	Penises.
	Super mainstream.
	I mean.
	Penises.
	Yes, I got the vaccine, and I'll do it again.
	Who's this?
	Anwar Hadid.
	Is that Bellahadid's brother?
	Oh, it's Belahadid's brother.
	I don't know.
	He's rich.
	I've never heard of him.
	I'm going to go with yes.
	Holy shit.
	I am fucking up.
	This back nine is doing some damage.
	Damn it.
	This is like when you're on the green and you put too hard and you go way past the hole and then you are mad at yourself and you do it again and again.
	And next thing you know, you're up to seven strokes.
	Speaking of seven strokes, Dwayne the Rock Johnson.
	Easy, yes.
	That was not a bad rock impression.
	I was just thinking how bad it was, actually.
	What?
	It doesn't matter what you think.
	That was pretty bad.
	Yeah.
	The first time was good.
	Sounded like the mayor of some sort of fictional Dr. Zeus town.
	Zeus.
	Steve Martin, easy, yes.
	The man has zero balls.
	I thought that was Roger Stone for a second.
	He is responsible for not just the worst Roger Stone impression, but the worst impression that has ever been on anything.
	Pitiful.
	Pathetic.
	Pathetic.
	Not even remotely close.
	Oh, that's easy.
	That's a no.
	And that's Chet Hanks.
	Seems to be.
	Meanwhile, he like writes.
	Why is this woman a journalist?
	Seems to be.
	She should be at home with kids.
	What is she doing?
	Writing these half-assed articles that are just headlines?
	A few weeks ago, the infamous son of beloved actor Tom Hanks, who was one of the first celebrities to share his own COVID-19 diagnosis, shared a video on Instagram.
	He pretended to encourage fans to get the vaccine and then yelled, psych!
	So that means seems to be for her.
	Well, he is against it.
	He said, I'm not fucking wearing a mask.
	If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
	Ain't sticking me with that motherfucking needle.
	Yo.
	And that was it.
	That's it?
	So I got three wrong.
	I guess you couldn't play, right?
	Okay, so here's one.
	Speaking of COVID, this is kind of the war on kids, but let's just call it a COVID segment.
	All right.
	So set us up with a bumper and let's get ill.
	It's time to get ill.
	I could do with a drink.
	COVID, she shanxing link.
	Isn't it funny that that's you as Bill Burr?
	Yeah, it is.
	Somehow you're even chinkier when you try to dress up as an Irishman.
	I thought this was a fun idea.
	2-4.
	2-4.
	Wait, I haven't seen this yet.
	Oh, you brought it up earlier.
	Yeah, yeah, that was it.
	It's what we already talked about.
	The Lauren Chen tweet, where black people are the majority of the anti-vaxxers.
	I love seeing the less narrative.
	It's 2-4 shit for brains.
	Something I messed up here.
	I love seeing their narrative collapse because their two things are MAGA people are stupid and I'm not racist and MAGA people are racist and only dumb rednecks don't get the vaccine and then all of a sudden their pet blacks aren't behaving.
	This happened with the gay marriage thing in California.
	They're like, hey, pet Negroes, vote for gay marriage.
	And they said, fuck that.
	I hate faggots.
	What?
	I'm not fucking, I'm Christian.
	I don't want no fags getting married.
	You're fired.
	We're getting new pets.
	We're inventing them.
	They're called trans.
	And you don't exist anymore.
	I wish the media would stop acting like it's Trump supporters.
	All right, so we already covered this.
	They want to torture Trump supporters and get them all fired.
	Meanwhile, if they do that, it'll be blacks.
	And it's the same with this VAX database.
	You can't move around New York City unless you have the card.
	And no, we want to do better than the card because the card's too easy to forge.
	You have to be on the database with your iPhone, your $1,000 iPhone, and do it at home on your MacBook Pro.
	Log in.
	Motherfucker, I got a flip phone.
	I'm Larry Barnes.
	I can't even read.
	Fuck you.
	Okay.
	Now we have a law that has totally ostracized older black people.
	Ah, shit.
	You see that thing that somebody wrote in about Barnes' experience with Chase and how they had a checkered past with racism and lawsuits and all this stuff?
	So he absolutely has a real, real good shot.
	Yeah, somebody said a really detailed history of Chase and racism and stuff.
	A lot of links, pictures, and stuff.
	All right.
	2-5.
	We're finally caught up here.
	I thought this was a great idea.
	Unvaccinated students told to wear different colored wristbands so they can be identified.
	I think that's a cool idea.
	You know what would be...
	The problem with wristbands is they're hard to see.
	I think maybe some sort of a felt, maybe a yellow star that you could sew on their lapel, their clothing, their jackets.
	But then it could be removed.
	What about like a tattoo, like on your arm, so you could show it?
	Well, you could do both.
	So you have a tattoo on their wrist that has their date of birth maybe and then some sort of their lack of vaccination code.
	And then also, on top of that, on their tweed coat, their ratty tweed coat, just a yellow star.
	You know, if you're going to go to a town hall, I think that would be a fucking cool angle.
	Wow.
	Get up there and go, I've heard that in Britain they're using colored wristbands to identify the kids who aren't vaxed.
	And I don't want anyone to force to be vaxxed, but I think it's good that we identify them.
	And, you know, if we don't want to use wristbands here, they're kind of hard to see.
	And especially in the winter when they have jackets on, we could put some sort of a pin on their jacket, like a felt circle or a star or something, maybe a yellow circle, a yellow star.
	And then once you do that, go back and sit down and let it simmer.
	All right, let's jump to LGBT.
	Let's have some faggotry.
	Okay.
	Why are you ugly?
	I felt ugly.
	I felt gay.
	And then we fell in love.
	And then they eat their poop poop.
	And we have a very good relationship.
	I don't like fucking.
	You don't want to see the closed-up picture of my haters.
	You hate gaming.
	You ugly.
	Homophobal.
	Was that that Ricky guy?
	Wrong background, bro.
	Oops.
	Ricky who?
	Now there's no background.
	Homophobal.
	What?
	What's happening now?
	Yeah, that Ricky Patriot guy who was in a boy band in the 90s.
	Oh, Ricky Rebel.
	Yeah, Ricky Rebel.
	I think that's Ricky Rebel in that.
	That's Ricky Rebel.
	She doesn't like the butt cheek.
	That's the one.
	That's who she's talking about.
	What?
	Yeah.
	Oh, Ricky Rebel, was that the thing?
	Ricky Rebel was, he knew the lady with the dress that I interviewed, and she's the one who says, I don't like the butt cheek.
	But was he showing his butt cheeks?
	Yeah.
	Remember he went to that red carpet event and he had his butt out and it was like a MA dress thing and his butt cheeks were out and it says Trump won or something?
	You don't like the butt cheeks.
	He's like, I don't like the button.
	You know what?
	I noticed that we have Jared Holt in that montage.
	He's not gay.
	The thing about these Antifa titletale journalists who work at the think tanks is you just assume they're gay, but they're not.
	Don Lamont is.
	Anderson Cooper is.
	When you read a book to love, you just fall apart.
	2.6.
	This is the funniest thing I've ever seen.
	In the name of inclusivity, drag queens now include women.
	Allow me to explain.
	That person you're looking at was born with a vagina and tits and identifies as a woman and isn't a lesbian and doesn't identify as a man.
	So you're looking at a woman dressed up as a woman.
	You know what that is?
	A woman.
	What the fuck?
	Okay, let me explain drag queens to everyone for the 50th time.
	Gays feel unusual because they are.
	They're literally abnormal.
	They're not normal.
	I don't have a problem with them.
	No one does.
	No one cares.
	We're not homophobia.
	We're homobored.
	But in your body, you're like, I get fucked up the ass with a penis.
	I feel like this all the time.
	I feel kind of like a lady.
	And then I look in the mirror and I'm like this guy.
	And it's confusing to me and it bothers me.
	It bothers me.
	I'm like a vegetarian lion.
	I see all the other lions eating meat.
	You guys are not going to last.
	And here I am having tofu for breakfast.
	This feels unusual.
	So what do you do with that?
	Well, you can let it float around in your brain and you can feel ashamed or you can mock it.
	That's really the best way to get through pain or anything that makes you feel unusual.
	Well, God kind of cursed gays in that they took away the whole reason we're all here, which is to procreate.
	So I have sympathy for them, really, like albinos.
	Can't go out in the sun.
	Sorry, this background is so fucking distracting, I can't even think of what I'm saying.
	So what they do is they lampoon it.
	And the lampooning is, I'm going to dress up as a ridiculous blackface exaggeration of woman.
	So now I'm kind of mocking myself.
	It's kind of innocent.
	It's very sexual, by the way.
	So kids shouldn't be anywhere near it.
	It should be restricted to gay clubs.
	But when they dress up like this, they're basically saying, I know I'm not a woman, and I know I look ridiculous as a woman, but fuck it, let's have some fun and fuck me in the ass, and I don't care anymore.
	It really means I'm sick of feeling weird about being gay and the fact that I'm not a woman, but I kind of am, but I'm kind of not.
	It's a parody of that.
	Okay, so it's pretty complicated.
	It's almost like a wigger who's really into rap dressing up in blackface and saying, yo, what's up, with big cartoon fake lips?
	That's his way.
	He's not really mocking blacks.
	He's mocking the fact that he wishes he was black and he's sick of it and he knows he's not.
	And it's funny and it's for older people.
	So in the gay world, it's the same concept, but it's much more sexualized, obviously.
	The fact that women are getting involved?
	What?
	You're sick of pretending that you're a woman when you're not, but you are?
	What?
	So you're a woman dressed up as a woman?
	What the fuck am I?
	What the fucking...
	Click on her.
	You see other pictures of her, and she looks like her drag queen self, just a little less...
	I don't know, ridiculous.
	Her first cis woman.
	What?
	What are you talking?
	There she is again.
	It's just a woman with more makeup.
	So the other drag queens come to her and go, oh my god, your tits look amazing.
	Yeah, that's because they're real.
	Oh my god, your pussy is like an actual pussy.
	And your waist, you have the dimensions of a woman.
	I need a corset for that.
	Look her up.
	What's her name again?
	Shiraz McGillicuddy or something?
	Let's see.
	Yeah, like the actual girl.
	I saw her, and she just looks like a normal, pretty, plump blonde.
	Now, here's the crazy part.
	She's not the only one.
	Here's another woman.
	A cis.
	Oh, wait a minute.
	That one in the green is a dude.
	Wait, what are you doing?
	That's not who we were just talking about.
	The one that we saw.
	Wait a minute.
	I don't know.
	Oh, that article has different ones.
	Yeah, that one.
	Okay.
	Victoria Scone.
	Look up Victoria Scone.
	What is this dumb circle?
	Is that pedophilia or something?
	I don't know if that one's the peda one.
	So there she is.
	She's just like a chick.
	Like, what the hell?
	So anyway, go to 2-5.
	There's another one, and she, her character is Paris Hilton.
	No?
	2-7.
	2-7, okay.
	But wait a minute.
	If you're a woman, drag race icon got milk channels Paris Hilton again, and we are sliving.
	That must be a new gay adjective, gorge.
	Look at her.
	So it's just a woman dressed up as Paris Hilton.
	What's that got to do with drag anything?
	How ridiculous has this become?
	It's sort of like when they say when everything is racist, nothing is.
	Now when everything is drag, nothing is.
	You've ruined your whole dumb fucking program.
	All right, let's have some laughs at libs of TikTok.
	That's always fun.
	This guy's doing the usual shit.
	It's just a fag.
	You're just a faggot.
	That's all.
	No one cares.
	You're not a woman because you grow your hair long.
	Have you ever heard of Motley Crew and Poison and Skid Row?
	You're a homosexual with long hair who put on some makeup and is talking in a high voice.
	There's nothing fluid about that.
	There's no science there.
	You're just gay.
	Solly.
	Why do you want to be a woman?
	Chris, this is a great question.
	So someone who is gender fluid is a person who identifies themselves as not having a fixed gender.
	So for example, that person might feel more male or more female or potentially non-binary or genderqueer.
	And that really depends on the day, on the hour.
	You know, it could vary month to month.
	It really is a spectrum.
	And that's not to be misconstrued with presentation.
	So presentation would relate more to like masculine versus feminine.
	For example, for me, I'm always going to be more feminine, meaning I'm going to do my makeup, you know, I'll have a purse.
	I'm always going to have these more feminine traits about me.
	But that doesn't necessarily relate to my gender.
	It doesn't mean that I'm always going to identify as female.
	So that's separate from.
	So it's whatever I want, and it means nothing, and it changes by the second.
	So there's nothing to learn here.
	Move on.
	I am gay.
	But then, of course, it gets kind of gross when they get kids involved.
	We don't care what you do with consenting adults, believe it or not.
	But this kindergarten teacher wants to be spanked hard in her class, in his classroom.
	Bend a Tran Fairy.
	So that means bend me over and put your dick in my ass.
	That's his name on Instagram or Twitter.
	It's my birthday today.
	Who's going to give me my licks?
	Hey, cis boys, it's not you.
	So he wants another deranged pervert to smack his ass.
	Go up.
	Oh, my word.
	Look at that thing.
	Go up higher.
	Bend a tran fairy.
	That means bend me over, right?
	This is how I looked on the day my kindergarten class decided to debate whether I was a boy or a girl, as if I wasn't standing right there.
	Oh, is he complaining?
	I'm in charge.
	Bend over.
	Like you dress up as a woman, it confuses children, and then you're playing the victim?
	All right, keep going.
	I think we just got them both, right?
	2-9?
	Ew, I just got canceled for a date because I like girls, but not penises.
	So, retweet to make a transphobe angry.
	I'm not angry.
	I'm laughing.
	You're ridiculous.
	You're funny.
	You're a mentally ill gay.
	Is that 2-9?
	Do we got 2-9?
	That was the spank me in the classroom, right?
	Yep.
	Yeah.
	Um, what's 3-0?
	Yeah, that's the same one.
	Okay, this reminds me of this kind of an old video.
	Shoot, I didn't include it in the notes, Ryan.
	See if you can do hashtag see me.
	And maybe it'll come up.
	Hashtag see me?
	This is a bit of a sloppy show.
	Oh, is this?
	Oh, there's two.
	All right, let's see number one.
	See me 2018.
	We'll watch it on Vimeo, you sons of bitches.
	Yeah, that's it.
	Okay, I'm going to go over to the green screen now.
	You might want to play some Toots in the Maytels.
	Two, that, so he was arrested in the late 60s for having marijuana, 18 months in prison.
	Everyone just assumes that Rastafarians could smoke weed and that was cool and everyone high-fived them.
	No, it might still be illegal in Jamaica, but they got arrested and rounded up on a regular basis.
	Rastafarians were rebels.
	They even rebelled against eating pussy, which I thought was pretty brave because I love me some snatch.
	Okay, so you know, my view on race is that everyone is white except maybe lower middle class, like basically basically poor blacks.
	So 10% of the population.
	The other 90% is white.
	There are some who are not white, like Chinese immigrants, but no one hates them, so they're not really part of the equation.
	So this whole view that there's these marginalized people of color is total and utter horseshit.
	Poor blacks have a history with slavery and Jim Crow.
	We will talk to them.
	But if you just got off the boat from Peru, then fuck off.
	Sorry, no complaining for you.
	Okay, so what do you see when you see this person?
	You see a black woman, yes, indubitably.
	But, and you may carry very, very, What's the word I'm looking for?
	Very temperamental biases.
	And so does she when she sees you.
	When she sees me with my big beard and my stupid clothes, she's like, oh, I some sort of hipster comedy clown.
	And then when we get one thing in common, we're good to go.
	It takes about eight seconds.
	In other words, it's totally irrelevant.
	But she's going to tell me that she's a black woman.
	And the supposition here is that I have a problem with that.
	Go ahead.
	Here's the way everyone is with stereotypes.
	They're in our head.
	They exist.
	If you fall into that stereotype, we go, oh, okay.
	And if you don't, we go, oh, okay.
	In other words, it's not a fucking thing.
	Like there was this fucking ghetto Puerto Rican at the gym that last night who was in the bathroom for 30 minutes with the door unlocked.
	And the owner's like, okay, we got to get going here.
	It's busy, busy night.
	We're packed.
	And she's like, she comes out and she goes, I told you yesterday, because yesterday she was in there for half an hour.
	She goes, I told you yesterday.
	It takes me time in there because I got to wipe.
	And he's like, oh, Jesus.
	And she goes, you want me to be real with you?
	You want me to be real, right?
	And he's like, no, no, I don't want that.
	And she goes, I'm going to be real with you.
	I got to wipe.
	It takes me a long time to wipe.
	He goes, I didn't ask for that.
	I got to, you want me to be real?
	He goes, no, I never said be real.
	Don't be real.
	So anyway, you see her.
	She's a chubby Puerto Rican, very Caucasian looking.
	You might have some possible assumptions in your head.
	This woman fell right into them.
	It's the most ghetto woman I've ever seen in any race.
	And I just went, oh, okay, so you are that.
	But if she had come out and said, you haven't seen the movie with Nail and I, have you?
	I'd go, oh shit, we got a best friend up in this bitch.
	See me.
	What should you see?
	What should you see?
	What should you see?
	What should you see?
	What should you see?
	My body is who I am, and I am beautiful.
	I'm a strong person.
	Stop.
	Yes, your body is who you are.
	When I see you, I see a fat person.
	By the way, I hang out in dive bars with dudes.
	More than half my friends are fat.
	Maddie Odell is fat.
	When I see, he's got heart problems and other shit.
	But for the most part, when I see fat people, I go, hey man, get your shit together.
	I don't toss and turn all night.
	In fact, if it's a dude with a sense of humor, I might come up from behind, wrap my arms around his belly and go, you are such a fat fucking pig.
	Oh, look how fat you are.
	Something like that.
	And he'd say, fuck off, and he might get sick of it and lose weight after a while.
	But it does tend to show laziness, especially with women, because they are ignoring the fact that a lot of them are defined by their beauty.
	Or beauty is very important in our society for various reasons.
	When women are pretty and healthy looking, it means they can have more kids.
	So we like it.
	When we see someone who's super fat, we think if she has kids, she's going to get fatter and fatter and then eventually die at like 60 and she won't be around for her grandkids or anything.
	Doesn't seem like a good investment.
	So there's logic to men not being attracted to gigantic fat pigs.
	That woman that we just saw is not a gigantic fat pig.
	So what are you doing here?
	Like, this isn't a thing.
	Future CEO in Jewish on his family.
	Stop, stop, stop.
	She's a future CEO.
	I don't think that's true.
	You don't come across as a future CEO without fucking hair.
	But if you are, then congrats.
	Like, this is getting...
	This is like Jimmy Kimmel's brother, I think it was, John Kimmel.
	I was trying to get, I've told you the story before, but I was trying to get this footage of these severely handicapped people who did a soap opera.
	And he was like, I got to make sure you're not making fun of them.
	And I was like, I'm just putting it out there, dude.
	We just started doing video with Vice.
	And he made me explain again and again what my motives are until I started getting insulted.
	Like, you think I'm going to call it the fucking retarded losers show?
	I want them to enjoy themselves as much as you do.
	And the fact that you're making me prove to you again and again and again what my motives are is now getting insulting.
	So this video is insulting to you and to me, to all of us.
	Where she's basically just said, you don't think I could be a CEO because I'm black.
	Fuck you.
	Oh, I'm Jewish.
	I'm Hispanic.
	And someday I'm going to solve climate change.
	Stop.
	That's why I chose to make this a green screen.
	I'm Jewish.
	Don't care.
	I saw your Yamaka.
	I figured.
	Usually Yamakas are good news for us MAGA types, conservatives.
	That's fine.
	Hispanic also.
	Do you think you're blowing my mind?
	Do you think I didn't know that there's such thing as Hispanic Jews?
	Fuck you, you stupid kid.
	And I do mean stupid kid, if you think you're going to solve climate change.
	What are you going to do?
	You're going to implement that $20,000 in American bill, the $3.5 trillion shit show where buildings have to be green, where we have grass growing out of our fucking walls?
	You think that's going to solve it, dumbass?
	You loser retard?
	You brainwashed fucking nothing?
	Climate change.
	I'm more than what you see.
	I'm more than what you see.
	I am not.
	Okay, stop, stop, stop.
	Down syndrome is totally different than all these other things.
	And it's weird that you're implying that I think being Asian or East Asian, East Indian is a handicap.
	Having Down syndrome is a handicap.
	If I were to meet this woman, there's things in my brain.
	Like if I ask her sister, what college are you going to go to?
	I'm not going to ask her what college she's going to go to.
	She's not going to a college.
	Plain and simple.
	She's also going to die before she's my age.
	They die very young.
	She's also, if she gets pregnant, it means she was raped because men with Down Syndrome are infertile, but women with Down syndrome are.
	So, if you see a pregnant girl with Down syndrome, it means she fucked someone who doesn't have it, which is rape as far as I'm concerned.
	So, there's some facts floating around.
	But as far as the meeting we're gonna have, I assume that I know your dad or something.
	It's going to be very cordial, very fun, very cool.
	Hey, what's going on?
	I'll probably do a joke about her dog.
	Is that your friend?
	Obviously, not a joke that insults her.
	I'm pretty good with the special kids.
	If you ask anyone who has a special relative that I know, we get along very well.
	They're fun to joke with.
	It's a captive audience.
	But, like, the idea that they're purporting here with the see me thing is that I see her and I'm like, why the fuck would I talk to a fucking retard?
	Get out of here.
	That's all you'll ever be is a tard.
	Who thinks like that?
	Who is this directed to?
	I'll tell you what it's directed to.
	It's directed to their cartoony, nut bar view of how we feel.
	And that person doesn't exist at all.
	My disability.
	This is who I am.
	I'm Muslim.
	I'm a student.
	And I'm a peacemaker.
	I'm a force for change.
	I'm a proud transgender Latina, and I am more than what you say.
	Wait, stop.
	That's a dude?
	Do you think that's a dude?
	I'm not buying it, but I also don't want to entrap myself.
	Yeah, I don't want to end up sucking a dick, but that looks like a pretty hot chick to me.
	And the other guy, like the black guy, I'm a force for change.
	Yeah, okay.
	You don't think I think that's possible?
	And then what was the other one?
	The Muslim.
	Yeah, I have problems with Islam.
	I don't like a burqa.
	I don't like a hijab.
	I think it treats you like a second-class citizen.
	I think the whole religion treats you like a second-class citizen, but that's not up to me.
	You know, it's sort of like the way everyone thinks Christians hate gays.
	Christians don't judge gays.
	They go, that's a sin.
	And the big guy, you're going to have to take it up with him.
	But as far as you and I go, I don't judge.
	That's God's job.
	I'm telling you that I think it's a sin and what you're doing is bad, just like I think being an alcoholic is bad.
	But I'm not going to go grab the beer out of your hand.
	That's with you and the big guy.
	So like with the Muslim chick, I'm happy to talk to her about my problems with Islam, but like say she was coming over and she was the sound person and she was going to fix all our terrible microphone problems.
	And you think I'm going to go, whoa, whoa, whoa.
	How can you fix these microphones?
	You're a black female Muslim.
	It's not possible.
	Now, of course, if she did come in and totally fuck it up, I'd say, looks like she was probably an affirmative action hire.
	But I'd let her fuck up first.
	That's how it works.
	And I am more than what you see.
	Go back.
	Was that guy taking hormones from like the age of one?
	I'm a proud transgender Latina and I am more than what you see.
	You know what it is?
	That's just a white chick with a last name like Rivera who grew up totally white in America and wants some culture and Hispanic wasn't working because she grew up in an all-white neighborhood and no one gave a shit.
	Or she grew up in California where everyone white and middle class is Hispanic.
	So she added trans by saying like, they them.
	There's no way that has a dick.
	I'll tell you what, I'll make a deal with you right now.
	I will go down on that person and if I'm confronted with a weeness, I will smoke it like a hog.
	Come on now, dog.
	Come on, man.
	Too late.
	Than what you see.
	Change starts with you.
	See me.
	See me.
	Let's tear down the barriers that divide us and see what barriers are.
	Change starts with you.
	Visit stompoutbullying.org.
	Why is the retard dragged into this?
	Anyway.
	I'd like to apologize for calling the person with Down syndrome a retard.
	I don't like to do that.
	I usually call, it's usually used in other contexts.
	That was the only non-retard in the video.
	Was the person with mental handicaps.
	Yeah.
	The Jewish Hispanic.
	It just, it seemed like a funny way to end the bit, but I apologize.
	That's not who I am.
	That's not who this network is.
	And if I have a job here on Monday, I'll be very thankful.
	And if not, well, we had a good run.
	I know this isn't what you want, and I'm sorry.
	I feel like the guy who just said the fag capital of the world.
	The fag capitals of the world.
	Speaking of stopping climate change, things are getting better.
	Minor detail.
	I know we're going through a rough time right now.
	Western society seems on the brink of collapse.
	But if you pull back a little bit and have a bigger view, 3-1, you can see that a lot of what the left bitches about, especially with overpopulation, which is the number one reason not to have a baby, right?
	Climate change.
	We are overrun with humans and they're eating up all our resources.
	So don't have kids if you want to save the planet.
	1990, world population was 5.3 billion.
	People in extreme poverty was 2 billion.
	So almost half, between a third and half.
	Today, world population, 7.6 billion.
	Less than a seventh are in extreme poverty.
	That's only, what, 30 years ago?
	Pretty fucking good.
	And what do they say?
	Every billion people we add to the planet makes life more difficult for other people, for the poor, and for the environment.
	And I think I know why.
	Yeah, because you want that to be true.
	That's their new thing, you'll notice.
	COVID is dying out.
	Racism is, I think they've milked that dry.
	Trans isn't as fun As they thought it would be.
	It's involving a lot of pedophiles and a lot of mental illness.
	So, we're going to see over the next year a seismic shift towards climate change.
	And that's stupid and gay and boring.
	Here's a fun little Antifa bit.
	I guess so.
	We got the guy who shot Tiny.
	It's a weird charge now.
	It's like first degree assault with a deadly weapon.
	A Class A felony.
	That's good, right?
	That sounds pretty high up there.
	Class A sounds pretty good.
	Let's call Maddie.
	Hold on, hold on.
	Yes.
	Yes.
	Hey, man, we're just doing the show here.
	That guy who shot Tiny, his name's Benjamin Anthony Varela.
	He's been charged with first-degree assault while armed with a deadly weapon, which is a Class A felony.
	That sounds pretty bad as far as jail time.
	You can get life for that?
	Yeah.
	Oh, good.
	Because I wish it was like attempted murder.
	That sounds a lot better.
	Right.
	But because it's like the lower leg, it's not really like not going to have a vital organ there or anything.
	Oh.
	Yeah.
	What does your gut say he's going to get?
	If he gets convicted, I'm probably, I'd say maybe 15.
	Oh, that'd be great.
	At least.
	Okay.
	Thanks for calling.
	Yep, you got it.
	Call the police.
	Get what you fucking deserve.
	He's not getting 15 years, but he should.
	So this video here is you can watch in real time as he realizes his life is going down the toilet.
	Now, the Pacific Northwest is terrible with prosecutions for Antifa.
	Really, really inept.
	So my hopes are not exactly soaring through the ceiling, but this is a great start.
	This is the first time we've seen them actually, you know, face some serious jail time.
	We'll obviously be following this like a mouse.
	I don't know what that means.
	Do you understand each of these rights as I have explained them to you?
	Yes, and I assert them all right now.
	Okay.
	You don't want to talk at all?
	I assert my right to remain silent, and I assert my right to an attorney.
	Perfect.
	Okay.
	And I'm also, right now, placing you under arrest for assault first for shooting another individual in the city of Olympia downtown at the IT Transit Center.
	Fair enough?
	Right?
	Do you understand each of these rights as I have explained them to you?
	So that's a piece of good news.
	But again, with this modern justice system, you have guys who were meandering, looking at 50 years, some of these dudes.
	50 years.
	And then you have Antifa who actually shoots someone.
	They didn't get attempted murder, I guess, because it's the leg.
	Was he aiming for the leg specifically?
	He was just going like this.
	Looking at 15 years, but who knows?
	All right, let's dive into a big heaping dose of racism.
	Sir, my master's simple.
	Black women are the backbone of our democracy.
	You ain't black.
	And so are white people.
	More white people, by the way.
	Black people cappy racists.
	Naggers, Jews, Mexicans, ain't ramped.
	And all kinds of different tracks.
	In the sense that, you know what I mean, like what I'm saying?
	Who is going to clean your toilets, Donald Trump?
	Oh, oh, oh.
	In the sense that.
	Google's here to train us how to recognize our racism.
	Let's play that whole thing.
	Fox News Alert.
	Tonight, we've obtained leaked documents, courtesy of Chris Ruffo, reportedly from inside Google, exposing the perverse racial brainwashing going on in one of America's largest and most powerful tech companies.
	One graphic allegedly created by Google's diversity and inclusion lead claims that expressions of, quote, socially acceptable white supremacy include things like celebrating Columbus Day, the denial of white privilege, and the phrase, make America great again.
	While another graphic shows conservative commentator Chris Shapiro and former President Donald Trump, I'm right up on top of Trump.
	He's a gateway drug to me.
	These are the people who are responsible for nearly everything you see online.
	Manhattan Institute senior fellow Chris Ruffo is here now with more on this.
	Chris, this is really disturbing, hard to believe.
	And if I look at the list, like half of America then is a white supremacist.
	And I wonder, Chris, is that the point that you can crush your political ideological enemies and still claim the moral high ground because, you know, they're racist?
	That's right.
	I've known for years now that companies in Silicon Valley, including Google, are ideological echo chambers.
	And this is what happened.
	I had documents now from about a third of the Fortune 100 companies that are promoting similarly themed anti-racism programs.
	And this in the confines of Silicon Valley is not only considered not unusual, it's considered virtuous.
	They slander and degrade half the country and make this absurd assertion that someone like Ben Shapiro, who's a person of conviction, a person of character, is somehow on the road to genocide.
	It's absolutely ridiculous.
	They should retract and eliminate this program immediately.
	Fuck you.
	I hate you.
	Don't.
	That makes it look like Tucker hates Chris Ruffo.
	Oh.
	This was a funny tweet I saw that is a good segue to talk about crime briefly.
	3-4.
	So he sees that picture of those girls who, by the way, turn the picture sideways if you want to get both of you into a very horizontal picture.
	But he goes, Jamel goes, hey, you fine.
	And then Alden goes, hey, man, aren't you the guy who burnt down the adoption center?
	Because he's using the same picture.
	Washington State Patrol relies on the public's help to keep the state safe.
	If you have any information on the whereabouts of these wanted persons.
	So anyway, here was a great thread about jail, where even I'm relatively uninformed about it, and I tend to, like you, think that there's, you know, it's all drugs.
	There's someone there with a joint.
	I read this post by David A. French to hear his arguments on heart.
	That said, this essay suffers from the same problems most analyses on crime and punishment in this country do.
	One, lack of specificity.
	Two, misplaced sympathies.
	Three, and an unwillingness to assess trade-offs.
	So keep going down with it.
	As is often the case in this area, David never says why people in this country are encouraged.
	And I think I know why.
	And I think I know why.
	And I think I know why.
	And I think I know why.
	And I think I know why.
	Why?
	How many has are there in why?
	Why?
	And I think I know why.
	Three.
	Why?
	Yeah.
	And I think I know why.
	It's a two-syllable why, the last one.
	And I think I know why.
	Why ha-hai.
	Wah-ha-hi.
	Wah-ha-hi.
	And I think I know why.
	The last one's kind of dirty, too.
	It's very, very like there's some.
	He should be in Sesame Street.
	And I think I know why.
	David never says why people in this country are incarcerated.
	Before I do that, it's helpful to know that the ecosystem of confinement looks like.
	There are about 630,000 people in local jails.
	Some are awaiting trial.
	Some are serving short sentences.
	Melissa, sorry, Mercedes Carrera.
	And some are serving the final stretch of a longer prison sentence.
	There are about 160,000 people in federal prison.
	About 45% are in for serious drug trafficking, and another 40% for public order crimes.
	Wait a minute, go back up.
	630,000 people in local jails, only 160,000 in federal prison?
	Huh, I didn't realize that.
	But we're still not up to a million, and there's well over a million people in prison.
	Okay, so go down.
	The largest part of the confinement ecosystem is the state prison system.
	This is where over 1.2 million people are incarcerated.
	Help me out here.
	He just said there was barely any people in prison.
	Go back up.
	There are about 160,000 people in federal prison.
	Got it?
	Yeah, and 630,000 in local jails.
	So, wait, 160,000 people in federal prison.
	Then you go to the next one, and he says the state prison system, this is where 1.2, oh, I guess state prison is different than federal prison.
	State, federal, and local jails.
	I'm sorry.
	I'm sorry.
	See, I didn't even know that.
	So Max and John are in state prison.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	That's why we, because we'd always say, let's get Trump to get them out, but he can't do state prison.
	1.2 million people are incarcerated.
	If you let criminal justice reformers tell it, you'd think that most are there for low-level, non-violent drug crimes.
	That's simply untrue.
	More than half of all prisoners are there for violent offenses, including murder, rape, robbery, and assault.
	About 16% are locked up for property crimes, 12% for public order, and only 14% for drugs.
	Yes, you read that right.
	14% for drug crimes.
	Wow.
	Keep going.
	Unless you think there is some hidden racial disparity that explains this, please note that there's a higher percentage of whites in prison for drugs than blacks.
	Whites, 16%, blacks, 13%.
	So blacks are exactly as they're represented in the population.
	Whites are, well, much smaller.
	The unfortunate fact is that violent offenses are what drive the racial disparity in incarceration.
	Yeah, wait a minute.
	That stat doesn't matter because whites are 65% of the population and only 16% of the drug thing.
	Of the drug thing.
	There are some black people incarcerated for murder alone.
	There are more black people incarcerated for murder alone, 70,000.
	Than all drug crimes, 52,000.
	This is the bookend to another sad reality.
	The fact that the black homicide victimization rate is about six times higher than that of whites.
	If anyone gave a shit about racism, they would be discussing that on a daily basis.
	But they don't.
	Because it involves criticizing blacks.
	So they're happy to let blacks die because to protest it, to object would be to criticize a black man.
	Now, you know, this is one of the oldest symbols.
	Is that it?
	All available data supports this claim.
	As case minimum people allowed us megaphones, no ideas, an ability and willing to deal honestly with the data.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Appropriate level of incarceration reformers never do.
	Well, we know what we say is the normal level of incarceration.
	It should be about 5 to 10% of who's in there now.
	It should be about 40, 40, 40, 45, 45.
	But letting everyone get away with crime is not working out.
	Okay, I'm going to sort of cheat here and I'm going to play a voicemail from a guy named Josh.
	Ryan, look up in the mailbag.
	The subject is audio voice message about blacks in jail.
	Because it's pretty shocking.
	I've got it.
	Hey, what's up, Gavin and Ryan and Maddie?
	I just wanted to call and leave a message because I can never get in through the fucking phone calls and it's like, it's a whole thing.
	I'm the soldier who, or the ex-soldier, the veteran who wrote in about having gone from an all-male infantry battalion to a mixed gender battalion and what a fucking shit show and day and night difference it was.
	This isn't why I'm calling, but I also, about two years after getting into the Army, was fucking up and ended up in jail for about six months in Tallahassee, Leon County Jail.
	And I just wanted to comment because we've been having a lot of race speak and darkness this past week.
	And I just wanted to comment on my experience going to jail and seeing young black kids coming into jail.
	And to Tallahassee, it's right by FSU.
	I'd say half of these kids were in there for armed robberies of FSU kids.
	And Gavin, when I tell you it's the coolest thing these guys have ever done, it is the coolest fucking thing these young black dudes have ever done.
	They are so excited to be in jail.
	It's such a fucking awesome experience.
	Their families who normally pay them no fucking mind as they're out in the streets gangbanging till five in the morning, all of a sudden they're showing up to put money on their books and talk to them.
	And they're all of a sudden so supportive once their little fucking DeAndre Condre is in fucking jail.
	And then they get, I saw this multiple times, people finding their Instagrams, like girls on the streets finding their Instagrams and sending in love letters and guys getting girlfriends while they're in jail.
	So they get that.
	And then they're also, this is the first time in their life they've ever been able to be somewhere sober and having almost like father figures around them because there's these older, there's these older black guys in jail that are maybe from their neighborhood or someone who's got a bit of a rep and they're getting to sit there and have one-on-one time with this older male.
	They love it.
	It's an incredible experience.
	Jail for these guys, as long as it doesn't go too much further than like three months, they fucking love it.
	They're having a blast.
	They have fucking TV to the cable to watch.
	They got food coming in every day.
	Lots of people put money on their books.
	You got money in your books.
	You can buy fucking cookies, burrito rolls, hot sauce, squeeze cheese, whatever the fuck you want.
	These guys fucking like it.
	They fucking like it.
	And it just kind of blew my whole mind and sort of changed my whole perspective on the whole fucking racial crime disproportionality that goes on.
	And I started to also realize these guys are not poor.
	These are not coming from poor families, fucked up families.
	Some of these, I met two kids in there that had, you know, families in Tallahassee too.
	They had fucking college professor parents that had good income.
	That their parents were even together.
	It's the fucking culture.
	And it's a culture that rewards materialism, rewards criminality, rewards pursuit of money at all costs, and is celebrated in jail.
	Jail is a cool, a cool rite of passage for these young black guys.
	And it's fucked up.
	Anyways.
	That was great.
	Thanks for everything y'all do.
	I rarely play a whole voice message from a viewer, but I just thought that was a fascinating take.
	And, you know, one of the biggest problems with Tattletale journalists, these pussies over at Daily Beast, Huffington Post, Washington Post, MSNBC, NPRs, they never met anyone who went to jail.
	So they have this very juvenile view of the world, which is everyone's racist.
	You don't see me.
	You just see a black Muslim.
	They're thrown in jail for no reason.
	Everyone's mean to them.
	They're marginalized.
	It's all based on myths.
	It's all horseshit.
	Now, this is kind of a unique take I wanted to show here.
	This is someone who...
	Now, I'm of two minds with these kind of things.
	On the one hand, I go, look, people are just trying to be nice and they're naive and they've never met a black person before and you're bitching about it.
	So part of it is that.
	But the majority of my reaction to this is this is the way whites treat blacks.
	They see them as pets.
	So they got their pet a bunch of pet stuff.
	Last year, I went to go pick up this gift from the district, thinking maybe it's a I was already pretty insulted by it, but I wanted to see what it was.
	And so I went and picked it up from the district because we were, of course, teaching online the whole year.
	And I got this.
	Wait, stop, pause.
	Mercedes calling from jail.
	Hey, Mercedes, how you doing?
	Hey, I'm good.
	How are you?
	Good.
	I'm just we're shooting the show here.
	You're live on the air.
	We were just talking about jail, actually, and how some black kids enjoy it.
	Um, well, you know, I would say that it's not just a racial thing.
	I think there's just some people that enjoy it.
	It's because it's, you know, I mean, to be honest, it's not really that all that different from what some people in some socioeconomic situations are unused to.
	And my last, uh, my last cellmate, she was a white girl, she lives in a tent when she's not here.
	She lives in a tent outside the parole office.
	Is she a mess head?
	Yes.
	And so, you know, so living in jail, being in jail is a respite from her usual situation.
	So she comes in here, you know, for three months and then she'll be out of jail for five days and she'll violate parole and then she'll come right back in.
	And I mean, to be frank, you know, compared to living in a tent outside the parole office, this is a superior situation.
	And jail is great because, you know, these idiots sit around, you know, people like her, they sit around eating junk food and watching bad TV all day, and it's a superior situation to what they're used to.
	Three hots in a cot.
	Oh, it's, I mean, well, we don't get three hots anymore.
	We get one hot, two peanut butter sandwiches.
	But, you know, I mean, they're sitting around socializing and eating junk food and watching TV all day.
	They're not expected to do anything.
	This isn't a labor camp.
	It's not the gulag.
	So it's, but it's not great for you.
	How is your iron deficiency coming along?
	Well, I need another blood test that they have not provided me.
	So yeah, for somebody who's a taxpayer, this is absolute hell.
	But for the welfare recipients of society, this is just, you know, par for the horse.
	This is what they're expecting, you know, this is what they expect.
	This is what they're used to.
	And for a lot of them that are repeat probation and parole violators, they're part of the jail scene.
	And, you know, it's funny.
	When I went over to quarantine, I've been here so long.
	I knew a lot of the parole and probation violators from my time at the other jail.
	They all knew me.
	They were happy to see me.
	They said, hey, Mercedes.
	Yeah, they were stoked to see the porn star again.
	So, you know, it's kind of a weird place.
	You sound pretty upbeat.
	You sound much healthier than the last few calls.
	Yeah, because they stopped dosing me with the iron that I'm convinced is some sort of kill pill.
	It's probably something that was a reject from India that has some sort of compound in it that is toxic.
	So I declined that.
	I saw a doctor and I said, hey, you know, that compound is making me feel really, really sick.
	And so he agreed with me and he pulled me off of it.
	But had I not been so on top of my own health and willing to oppose the doctors here, if I was just one of these stupid people that said, oh, well, the doctors didn't have to take it because I'll probably be dead by now.
	Jesus.
	Okay, we have to wrap it up.
	What should you tell our viewers how they can help?
	All right.
	Well, I mean, if you want to help me keep my spirits up, write me letters.
	I love you guys.
	I keep getting letters from people who listen to your show.
	It makes me so happy.
	So do that.
	Contact your local people, especially OSHA.
	Contact OSHA about the conditions in the jails.
	Okay.
	Now, are you going to be blowing every single person that wrote you a letter?
	There must be like dozens.
	You know what?
	I absolutely will.
	That's a great idea.
	I'm going to do that.
	Thank you.
	You're going to go in a blowbender.
	I'm going to go.
	Yeah, we're going to do a blow bang.
	It's going to be the mercived curve blow bang.
	Post-jail blow bang.
	Okay.
	Well, we're happy you're feeling better.
	Hang in there.
	Thank you.
	I love you.
	Love you too.
	Bye.
	Bye.
	That's fun.
	Talking about jail.
	Someone calls from jail.
	Oh, yeah.
	So, sorry, go back to the video.
	And here it is right here.
	In it was, of course, the Black Educators Matter mask, which I would never wear in front of my students.
	Imagine if someone wore a white Educator's Matter mask.
	This is also a political statement, by the way.
	So stop.
	Obviously.
	They don't just want their blacks to be pets, like a normal pet.
	They want it to do tricks and be a real black person, which is why I think a lot of these mulattoes are very militant.
	It's not because they hate Whitey or they've read about the Black Panthers.
	It's because the whites want them to do that.
	Like my mother-in-law is 100% Indian.
	And when she was in college, like her friends wanted her to have feather earrings.
	I have one Indian friend.
	I want her to pull out all the stops.
	If you play golf and listen to country music and stuff, I'm not really getting my money's worth out of my pet Indian.
	So can you wear little leather booties and say how and stuff and ride a horse to college every day?
	So what they're really doing is they're dressing up their pet and they're saying, we want you not just to be our Jamaican friend with a giant forehead that looks like a light bulb.
	We want you to be a radical black activist.
	And that's not who she is.
	Talk about see me.
	See me as a fellow teacher, not a black educator.
	Black people matter, all people matter, all lives matter.
	But when you see this, this is a political statement.
	So if a teacher has a Black Lives Matter mask or flag or something like that, we will know what their political statement is.
	Political beliefs.
	It also had a cheaply pencil box and are some candies.
	Candies.
	And I love being black pin.
	I also got a bunch of letters from like various organizations.
	Really long letters from various organizations.
	This one says, we greet you and welcome you in the ancient African greeting of OTEP, which means the God in me greets the God in you.
	This is a special greeting for the ones whom the ancients saw as special.
	You are all special.
	So this is for all the black teachers.
	And got this donut book.
	Okay, hold on a second.
	Stop again.
	I've experienced this level of naivete in Taiwan.
	When I was teaching English there, they would say, yeah, he's white.
	And then the others would correct them and go, no, no, no, don't say white.
	The Term is Western.
	You don't call them white.
	And I could see getting a box that said, I love being white from your total Chinese teachers that could barely speak English, had never been to North America, any Western country.
	I could almost see them.
	They'd have a little Canadian pin and I love being white pin, and they'd maybe give me a cowboy hat.
	Like this is China levels, and yes, Taiwan is in China.
	This is China levels naivete.
	It had another I love being black sticker in it.
	A really cheapy loofah.
	That's mean.
	This was also on it, signed by some of the, I think the parents put together this and the district handed it to the teacher.
	So it has the BLM fist and the African, the Africa, actually I'm Jamaican, but the Africa, the continent of Africa on it.
	But why do they sign the back?
	Like if you have a sticker, when you take the back thing off, that's garbage now.
	Avon, which is actually expired from 2005.
	Honey body wash, right?
	Because, you know, black people need honey, have dry skin.
	Do you get what I'm saying of the two minds?
	Like, cheapy loofah seems kind of...
	They just bought you a loofah, fuck off.
	But I love being black.
	We welcome you with African hotep.
	That's embarrassing.
	I think Ilhan Omar is mad that everyone wants to be white.
	I don't know.
	You moved here and you speak English.
	You seem to be trying to be white.
	This is 3.7.
	Skin lightening cosmetics are part of an $8.6 billion global industry.
	These products have real-life consequences.
	The U.S. should be part of the advocacy to condemn and limit the usage of these products.
	So I got to go to India now and take all the skin whitening shit off the shelf.
	No, I'm not doing that.
	Everyone, it seems to be all over the third world, all of these shithole countries, they have their own racism.
	And they have decided that the darker you are, the less valuable you are.
	So darker people are staying out of the sun and lightening their skin.
	That's not my fault, bitch.
	That's you guys.
	And I want to get to this Emma Sarli chick because I got obsessed with it for a while.
	But we just have to clean up because I'm not going to see it till Monday.
	Just a brief look at life without police here in New York.
	Work.
	It's the wedding bye for me.
	Hi.
	I'm just stealing stuff.
	I wish I knew what he said.
	It's like, I don't give you permission to film.
	That guy seemed to have a uniform on at the end.
	Right?
	Halloween candy?
	Like, how much is Halloween candy?
	Yeah, where does that guy work?
	Picking up some stuff before I go to work.
	Just steal it.
	And then finally, last thing before we get into my favorite topic within racism is this woman, this story's going nowhere.
	Yes, I know it's in Daily Mail, New York Post.
	It lived for a second.
	There's going to be no riots, no statues, no nothing for this woman who saw there was a major conflict going on, didn't want to be part of it.
	She's got a five-month-old son, so she got the fuck out of there.
	And an affirmative action black man shot this very white-looking woman in the head.
	She's brain dead.
	Mona Rodriguez was shot while leaving Millocan High School in Long Beach Monday.
	She was driving away, having gotten into a fight with a 15-year-old girl when a school safety officer shot into the vehicle, which had two other people inside.
	The father of Rodriguez's child said officer gave no warning before shooting.
	Police are investigating.
	The officers are highly trained and held accountable.
	So it's affirmative action hire.
	It's a black guy, just like the one who shot Ashley Bobbitt.
	Totally inept, totally not qualified.
	And this story will die and he will receive zero punishment.
	Scroll down.
	No pictures of him, by the way.
	Oh, have they got the video?
	Not that you should be fighting teenagers when you have a five-month phone.
	So she screeched out of there and they shot her in the head.
	Scroll down more.
	There she is.
	There's the new George Floyd.
	Can you imagine if the races were reversed?
	Keep going.
	There she is now.
	Braindead is dead.
	She's toast.
	Keep going.
	I want to see the officer.
	What's that say?
	Well, go back, go back.
	The father of Rodriguez's child.
	Okay.
	I'm not showing the officer.
	Why is he not around?
	Okay, so I kind of got obsessed with that chick who was fired for saying, go back to your hood.
	And I thought it was just a random black dude, but it's not.
	This guy has devoted his life to black grievance and microaggressions.
	He's done entire interviews about having his hair touched, which is the life of a punk rocker.
	Your life as a black man is as horrible as being punk.
	If you have a large green mohawk, someone that knows you is going to be like, what is, is that glue?
	We've had a baby monster send an interesting take on it.
	They go, we have sort of ghetto-fied our vernacular, and especially young white girls, they'll say shit like, I swear to God, if she doesn't have that proposal ready by Friday, I'm going to bust a cap in her ass, that bitch.
	Yeah, yeah.
	How you doing, girl?
	Don't front.
	It's half joking, but it's half serious.
	Well, I got to go back to my crib first.
	Yeah.
	Yo, yo.
	What's up?
	Time for a yo.
	If touching black people's hair is racist, the fact that I have no desire to touch their hair is that, what does that make me?
	Sub-racist.
	Okay.
	It's a good name for a band.
	Yeah, actually, pretty dope.
	So when she said, go back to your hood, she was using black vernacular to say, get the fuck out of here, yo.
	Right.
	She wasn't like, you need to go back to your black neighborhood where you people belong.
	She was like trying to be ghetto because she was drunk and she was talking black to black people.
	So whites have co-opted black vernacular, yet when they say it to blacks, they shit their pants.
	So that article was a pretty good article about it.
	Was that on Red State Politics?
	Yep.
	So that's her name, Emma Sarley.
	Bullies Crave Domination.
	Frederick Joseph videoed Emma Sarley at a dog park.
	According to Joseph, it wasn't his dog.
	Joseph also claimed that Sarley asked him to go back to his own hood.
	Whether she said that is highly debatable.
	After the alleged hood comment, Joseph turned to some rando dude and asked the rando to verify his claim.
	Rando dude, standing with a beer in hand and no dog in sight, nods his approval and confirms the leading question.
	All of this smells fishy as weak old tuna.
	She's probably a left-leaning, lifelong, I'd never vote for Republican Dem.
	But it turns out that Frederick Joseph wrote a book called The Black Friend on Being a Better White Person.
	Okay, so this is where it starts to get good.
	Go to 4-1.
	This is actually this tweet is what got me to do the deep dive.
	And we would really appreciate a celebrity gossip drop, but I'd also like something that goes deep dive.
	People are trying to do a deep dive on this poor girl.
	Her age, wedding, family, husband, biography, lifestyle.
	You bitch.
	The full dock.
	You possibly mumbled something slightly rude.
	Ooh, this is a right-wing chick?
	Right-wing chick?
	Yeah, she looks familiar.
	Cancel Thirst.
	Can't put my finger on it.
	What is it with this guy?
	Can someone identify it?
	This is the guy, right?
	Not sure why you start in the top right.
	Why wouldn't you start in the top left like a normal human from Earth?
	Oh, you did?
	Okay.
	So many white people and police officers in Harlem, it doesn't even feel comfortable.
	And this guy looks pretty darn white.
	They say he's from Yonkers.
	I'm dubious.
	He maybe lives in Yonkers now, grew up with a white or Hispanic mom.
	White men are fragile as fuck.
	He tweeted that after knocking one out and kicking his face into the ground after sucker punching one.
	They all bleed and shit.
	White men are literally the most fragile group of people in history.
	All of this because they feel some false sense of oppression and being slighted.
	It's actually funny to me how emotionally and mentally fragile some white men are.
	So this is the problem with fucking with him on Twitter because any criticism you give him is his currency.
	See?
	Look, more white men.
	They can't handle that I called them out.
	So I can't do anything on Twitter, but what I'd recommend you do is praising him.
	Like, so it's so awesome you got that white bitch canceled.
	She'll never work again.
	That'll teach women to mumble rude things occasionally when they're drunk.
	That would be a good one I'd like to send.
	I hate how people are calling you fragile.
	Black male fragility is totally different from white male fragility.
	That's a good one.
	Sarcasm is the only way to go.
	So then I looked up his everybody wiki and the moments that define him.
	Okay, born and raised in Yonkers, New York, for sure.
	But his two biggest claim to fames are he raised the most GoFundMe money ever.
	Wow.
	I think it was, there it is, almost a million dollars, $950,000.
	So what's he doing with that money?
	Is he getting kids shelter, maybe a big brother thing, or maybe setting up a baseball league, some sort of sports thing, sports equipment, maybe some entrepreneur fund?
	I don't know.
	Maybe he's just cleaning up there.
	A million bucks.
	Clean up a town like the South Bronx.
	Make it beautiful.
	This was for Harlem kids.
	So Harlem's a disgusting shithole with abandoned storefronts everywhere.
	Maybe you could bring back some of those beautiful mom-and-pop retail stores that were so big there.
	Help them out.
	Replenish.
	You know what he did with the money?
	He brought thousands and thousands of kids to see Black Panther.
	That's what he spent the money on.
	It was the Black Panther challenge.
	So that's one accomplishment.
	Okay.
	Thanks very much, Fred.
	His second one was he wore that Redskins Caucasian shirt.
	Oh.
	Which was awesome.
	Which makes white people so fucking mad.
	Oh my God.
	See if you can pull that up.
	I've even seen, I went to my daughter's soccer team and I guess they knew that her dad was Gavin McInnes.
	So one of the white guys wore this shirt to drive me crazy.
	Because this is the fucking auspices of this ridiculous prank.
	Well, there's a different one.
	There's one where he has a cigar and money and stuff.
	But okay, let's take...
	Yeah, that's the one.
	No, that one.
	No, up, up.
	There, there.
	No, dip, dip.
	but the lucky luck guy.
	Oh.
	That one.
	So that's the one the guy was wearing.
	The lucky luck guy that triggered it for me.
	I was like, oh, yeah, lucky luck.
	I don't know what that means.
	Richie Rich, I think I guess I was thinking of it.
	Money sign, blonde, middle part, Caucasian.
	We're supposed to hate that.
	It's like, no, it seems pretty cool to me.
	So this is what you're supposed to do.
	You're supposed to not understand why the Cleveland Indians are bad or the Washington Redskins or Chief Wampum.
	You're supposed to not understand that.
	Haha, shut up.
	It's just a guy.
	Relax.
	And then you see that and you're supposed to go.
	Holy shit.
	I get it now.
	It fucking sucks.
	If there's one thing that freaks me out, it's being called Caucasian.
	What?
	I wore a Caucasian shirt to expose the hypocrisy of racist logos.
	So he claims that he got tons of blowback for this.
	Death threats.
	Oh, so he didn't even have the kookier one.
	He had the plain one.
	I would like to call the largest bullshit in the history of calling bullshit.
	Nobody had a problem with this giant black man wearing a shirt that said Caucasians.
	Boom, these explosions of bullshit.
	So these are his two contributions to, sorry, these are two of his most relevant contributions to society.
	And then the third is now this book, which is, of course, just a huge pile of me search.
	Every black doctoral thesis and every black book out now is just me.
	Being black, being born in England, and then coming to Canada with black Scottish parents, and then moving to Quebec as an Anglo-English-speaking black man, and then moving to New York as a black man and trying to run a black magazine,
	and then starting a black ad agency and getting fired for my trans opinions, and fired from vice that I started here.
	Sorry, brought here from Montreal.
	And then starting my own thing and getting fired from the blaze as a black man.
	Just me, me, me.
	It's just a diary.
	It's something of a diary, really.
	And it's the same with Michelle Obama's book, Becoming Michelle.
	Barack Obama's book.
	I think he's got two out that are exactly the same.
	Dreams of My Father and I Miss My Dad.
	That's not impressive, just to write about your life.
	Update, they found her.
	Her name is Emma Sarley.
	Other info's in the thread.
	Yes.
	So his book is all about you suck, basically, and you don't even realize how racist you are.
	I mean, this sort of goes back to that Jamaican woman who was getting the thing.
	I wouldn't call it racist.
	I'd call it annoying and stupid and naive.
	But she's different because she recognizes that all lives matter and she's not playing the game.
	He's the opposite of her.
	He would like that box of gifts.
	He'd say it wasn't good enough, but he'd like it.
	Anyway, look at the cucks who enjoyed reading his book.
	This is the kind of person that buys the black friend on being a better white person.
	4-3.
	4-3.
	Hi, my name is Colby Sharp.
	I'm a fifth-grade teacher in Michigan.
	Okay.
	We're doing a long show, so maybe the computer machines are getting tired.
	The computer machines getting tired.
	Hi, my name is Colby Sharp.
	I'm a fifth-grade teacher in Michigan.
	I'm so excited to be telling you about a book today that was extremely powerful, extremely important, and will help me to be the person that I strive to be.
	It was one of those times where I was reading a book and I felt like it was written for me.
	If that's ever been the case for you, if you've ever had a book that you read and like, oh my gosh, this book was written for me.
	It's like the author knew what I needed and like this book is for me or the story is for me.
	If that's ever happened to you, let me know down in the comments below a book that you felt that way while you're doing it.
	Don't you want to murder him?
	I'm going to tell you about the book.
	Oh, comments are off.
	I was going to leave.
	Let's go.
	Weird Webby in his comments.
	Thank you so much for tuning in today.
	If you are new to my channel, thank you.
	I hope that you are finding what you're doing.
	So there's a lot of preamble here.
	Maybe jump ahead a little bit.
	Imagine that was teaching your fucking kids.
	I can do that.
	It is the story.
	It's a lot of the story of his life as growing up a black boy and then a black man in this country of the United States.
	And he does this amazing thing where he weaves all of these lessons into the stories of his life.
	And it's just so fascinating.
	I don't know how he did it.
	Like any fucking human ever?
	Isn't that what a story is?
	Oh my God.
	Like, you know, you hear all these stories.
	But he did it while being black, though.
	With him as a kid and growing up.
	And then, like, throughout the chapters, he weaves in these conversations with people, like these really amazing humans, including Angie Thomas from The Hate You Give.
	He talks to her in this book, Jamel Hill.
	We know her originally from U.S. I think I might have to get this book.
	Just to torture myself.
	Imagine you're like, this guy's actually kind of cool.
	I mean.
	Be a person that cares about the world.
	So she left, and now she's doing that.
	What if the whole book is about black culpability and how we need to get out of jail and fucking get our shit together, guys?
	White people are racist, but it is our own fault.
	We killed each other at record numbers.
	How the bird, what's his ball able?
	What's 4-4?
	Anyway, you can guess how that goes on.
	He doesn't have anything to say, by the way.
	I watch the whole review, and he gets tongue-tied, and he goes, Oh, maybe I shouldn't have done this review after reading the last chapter.
	And I guess the last chapter is like, I was fucked by my dad, and some white clansman beat me and dragged me behind a horse.
	And that's the guy who was sort of flummoxed from the last chapter.
	Sharing this so people understand that the trauma of seeking accountability does not come without further trauma.
	Yeah, someone goes, why are black people so weak, sensitive, and fragile?
	And then he says, on the one hand, all he does is bitch about white male fragility.
	And then when someone goes, hey man, you kind of ruined that woman's life for no reason, he goes, you don't understand the trauma I'm going through.
	Oh, actually, sorry, that tweet is trauma.
	So I'm showing everyone this abuse I'm getting just for seeking accountability.
	So I've suffered the horrible trauma of that woman's quip.
	And then I got a rude tweet.
	So it's two layers of trauma.
	What the...
	What a cunt.
	What a shitty human being.
	He's my least favorite person of the week.
	Whoa.
	Yep.
	Shithead of the week.
	He tweeted this way before this one, too.
	They're literally just like parodying his tweet almost.
	Yeah.
	That was the 26th of this year.
	This was 2020.
	White men are fragile.
	Wait, you're attacking someone who is calling black people fragile when you've tweeted this?
	And then does he say anything to that?
	No, of course not.
	Oh.
	Oh, what are these?
	Wait, go back, go back to the original thread.
	Wait, you set up the electronic equivalent of a mob lynching, wreck her life and future employment prospects, but somehow you are the victim?
	Oh no, setting an angry mob loose has made this even harder for me.
	When?
	She is responsible for her.
	Yeah, vax masked anti-fascist BLM stace.
	Look at her, white woman.
	She's responsible for her behavior.
	If she didn't want everyone to know, then she shouldn't have threatened a couple in a public place.
	She made her choices and has her consequences.
	She was drunk and she said some dumb shit.
	Oh, she sounds like a nightmare.
	Texas hates women.
	Yuck.
	Imagine you feel all sorts of feelings by this incident in the aftermath.
	You did an extremely courageous thing.
	It was so courageous.
	I hate seeing the racist trolls in your replies.
	Oh, God, there it is in a nutshell.
	I have no evidence of any kind other than my intuition, but this probably wasn't a first for her.
	Just more rationalizing a man so traumatized by a woman in the park that he spends hours inciting a mob to have her fired.
	It's pathetic.
	Notice it's the men that are defending her honor and the women that are happy to throw her into the fire.
	You don't want to smash the patriarchy, ladies.
	It's not going to go well for you.
	The matriarchy is going to be cannibalism.
	We are protecting you from the fucking jackals, including the women around you.
	So that, what's 4 or 5?
	Maybe that's the one we just showed.
	This is the LinkedIn one.
	Oh, yeah.
	And then the mom on LinkedIn may be even worse.
	Looks like she's already had to delete every single social media account.
	You're excited about bringing on Emma Sarley, who is a known racist.
	This is to her fucking boss.
	And going viral as we type.
	She confronted and accosted a black couple at a local Brooklyn dog park over the weekend and told them in so many racist terms that they weren't wanted there.
	You're excited about that?
	Shameful.
	Oh, this is because the CEO in an old tweet had said, like, we're excited to have Emma come on board and work with our group.
	This is, you know what, this is Justine Sacco all over again.
	Remember her?
	She was flying to South Africa where she's from.
	And she said, I'm on my way to Africa.
	Hope I don't get AIDS.
	Oh, that can't happen.
	I'm white.
	Or just kidding, I'm white.
	I can't get AIDS.
	And then by the time she landed, there was a hashtag called Wait Till Justine Lands or something.
	And that's it.
	She was completely fucked for life.
	She ended up doing volunteer work in Africa, which is like the odds of rape are pretty high, to try to...
	She was, oh, she's really good in that book, so you've been publicly shamed, which I highly recommend.
	She was very reluctant to do the interview because she just didn't want more attention brought to it.
	But she did all this volunteer work.
	She's got to change her name at this point.
	All right, I had to get that off my chest.
	Because it's like the guy's a total and utter shithead.
	He does something horrible.
	Someone shows him a mirror of what he is and what he just did, and he makes it even more about him and his horrible life as a black man.
	Fuck you.
	Oh, look, they give the animals their own National Geographic shirt after they're in the.
	So I was just told that Bevy has terminated Emma Sarley after her racist attack against my fiancé and I in the dog park.
	And while it's unfortunate that she had to lose her job, I do think that this is a conversation about accountability, especially in a country where black and brown people, marginalized people as a whole, have seen so little of it oftentimes,
	right?
	You know, having to bear the burden of racism.
	Because we have to bear the brunt of it.
	Why is bear?
	Yeah, bear the burden of it.
	We didn't have the luxury of dealing with the myths and legend because we had to bear the brunt of it.
	It's just like made-up language.
	Bear the brunt of it.
	It's like Trekkies or something.
	Yeah.
	Having to bear the burden of racism.
	Why is bear capitalized?
	Why is it such capitalized?
	You know what?
	You're the brunt of it, Bear.
	That's your bear actions, right?
	And I don't think that it's up to victims to have to coddle people who are engaging in abuse.
	When I woke up yesterday morning, I didn't expect to have to be a part of this conversation.
	I didn't expect to go to the dog park as a black person and have to receive racism.
	I received racism.
	It is unfortunate what happened.
	I hope that Emma learns from this.
	I hope that other people learn from this.
	What were you planning on doing if not getting her fired, sir?
	By posting all of her information.
	Oh, he worked hard.
	He worked hard to get her dox.
	And it was her fellow white girls around her that helped him.
	Engage in abusive.
	This is what white people do.
	They cannot wait to stab each other in the back.
	If this was a black thing, oh my god, they'd be murdering anyone who snitched.
	The trauma.
	Anything racist can happen?
	He had racism done to him and racism can happen.
	I love the fucking art these guys always have in the back.
	It's just like the shittiest finger painting.
	Well, it has to be by a black guy.
	Yeah.
	Ukande Umakovich.
	And I do think that consequences are important.
	So hopefully this is a learning lesson for everybody.
	See, so if you guys attack this dude on Twitter, please do not just come at him and go, you fucking piece of shit, stupid N-word.
	Like, that's so lame, and it gives him power.
	It's like Electro and Spider-Man when they blast him with more electricity.
	He just gets stronger.
	Sarcasm is the only way.
	Mockery is the only way.
	If you attack him in any way, shape, or form, even like you're a douche, you've fallen into the trap.
	Do not fall for it.
	Mock him.
	Pretend you're taking his side.
	I left the computer in the other room.
	Pull him up in video, though.
	Because I saw this one interview where he didn't answer one question.
	He just went on with that whole, we need to have a conversation and we need to confront our past and what we've done.
	And every time he would say his bullshit answers that made no sense, her response was always, wow.
	Wow.
	Wow.
	Scroll.
	Let me see if I can find it.
	Did you put his name in?
	Yep.
	Wait, how about just YouTube?
	This is his whole career.
	Yeah, YouTube.
	This is his whole career.
	His whole career is bitching and moaning about microaggressions.
	What a pussy you are.
	Imagine any of us doing that.
	My life is a bearded man.
	Stay in your hood.
	Look, he's done so many videos on this.
	Villain of Williamsburg.
	The black friend.
	Keep going.
	There it is.
	Yeah.
	This is such a useless garbage amateur interview.
	Skip ahead.
	I'm already bored.
	Seeing a lot of people tweet.
	I'm so discussing blackface, right?
	And she had this, she was talking about this idea of literary blackface.
	And it's something that's not just to just readers, but also people who are writers as well.
	Because, you know, I think the example that we were talking about was if you're writing a story about time travel, right?
	And you send a character back or characters back to the 1940s.
	Let's say they're all white, but because the Black Lives Matter movement took place, you're like, I'm going to make one of the characters black.
	Well, you also need to rewrite that story now because the black character's experience and then the subsequent experience of everyone involved with the situation.
	That's the guy whose voice he sounds like.
	Okay.
	What if you're doing a story about the founding fathers, like a musical, and you made all of the characters black and Puerto Rican?
	You called it, say, Hamilton.
	Should you rewrite the story then?
	Or that doesn't apply?
	Oh, okay.
	I got you.
	Let's go to the mailbag.
	Again, I forgot my computer in my office.
	I'm going to have to run.
	Ready?
	Two.
	Bed and go.
	Ryan, shut up.
	You don't have a death.
	Let's turn our eyes together.
	Let me touch it.
	I made it.
	I'm usually much faster than that.
	I think I'm faster than you, Ryan.
	No, not true.
	Yep.
	I could run circles around the circles that you run.
	We should have a race as soon as possible.
	That would be cool.
	We'll schedule a race.
	But my legs are stiff from sitting here for this very long episode.
	Goodbye, Georgia.
	Gav, nah, mate.
	Georgia can fuck off.
	The first officially Christian county, the home of the Caucasians and Caucasus Mountains.
	Most Greek mythology is based on and set in Georgia and Armenia.
	It's the home and birthplace of the West.
	Oh, because I told, I was talking about countries that can fuck off.
	Oh.
	And I mentioned that area.
	I've been there three times, and it's not only beautiful, but the people are conservative Christians who put family first.
	Sure, they're not a rich country, but the wine is so cheap and good, the food so cheap and good, and the weather so good, there's really no point in being rich.
	Come on, man.
	Okay, I was thinking of Chechnya, I guess.
	Sorry about that.
	Come on, now, dog.
	Come on, man.
	Gavin, I've been doing personal research into alcoholism by drinking too much whiskey in White Claw.
	Don't call me gay, I'm being honest.
	Check out this Reddit thread.
	I found this guy lays out some amazing info.
	Basically, almost every problem from drinking too much goes back to B vitamins.
	When you drink, your body never has a chance to use, absorb these essential B vitamins.
	Ethanol is to blame.
	Also, it's important to consume fat because our brains and organs need it to survive.
	Lack of B vitamins for too long can cause nerve damage.
	Okay, so I'll get some B vitamins.
	Good to know.
	What's up, Gavin and Ryan Hendrix?
	I got some TikTok rapper to spit some dope bars about the bird, which is the bald eagle.
	Amazing.
	Keep those coming.
	Let's start a collection.
	Rap about the bird.
	That is the bald eagle.
	Eagles hella fucking bald.
	I'ma come up with it like you do not see damn in the dog.
	When I get it, they can bed out the stars.
	I'm a big beast.
	Shit, you know that you can never call when I go up.
	I will never fall down.
	Talking all that shit, but you finna fall out.
	Let's smoke.
	I like how we live in a racist society and white kids speak with black accents.
	Worshiping black rappers.
	Fucking thing hardly works.
	Oh, your app sucks shit.
	Okay.
	You're working on an update because the new iPhone update, like, fucked the app up.
	The new app up?
	Yeah, it doesn't go to full screen and things like that.
	Our guys working on it.
	Hey, just curious, but do D people know there is a technology called closed captioning?
	Yeah, I've always said that.
	It seems like we're wasting a lot of money.
	You know what's funny?
	Just thinking of a deaf person watching a deaf person say something like an interview, like they're doing this.
	And then the person watching it, they disagree and they're like, but all they did was just this.
	Oh, God bless them, though.
	Or whenever it's something that they don't support, they just don't do sign.
	Oh, wow.
	Take away their voice.
	But yeah, at every event, and you see them out there doing this, and it's like, there's 37 deaf people in the world, and 36 of them just read the closed captions.
	Why do we have interpreters at every single...
	Actually, sir, you stole that thing from me.
	Did you see that they caught a fake...
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	We talked about on the show, Tardo.
	But there's a...
	They tricked her.
	I don't think they...
	We went through their little plan.
	What, to get her back?
	Yeah, this is loading slow, but...
	She's a serial con artist who's been arrested a million times.
	Yeah, whatever.
	So what are you doing?
	Nah, it was gay.
	What?
	It was gay.
	Okay.
	What the fuck did you do?
	Man who complained ex-Proud Boy was plotting to kill him is found dead.
	An Arizona man who claimed he was targeted in a terrifying Proud Boy's assassination plot has been found dead in a suspected homicide.
	Thomas Retzlaff, 55, died in his home.
	Yeesh.
	It's sounding like someone fucked around and then they found out.
	Well, first we have to find out if they found out and fucked around.
	Yeah, I heard about this.
	This guy was a psychotic stalker who tortured lots of people, doxing them.
	And he attacked Proud Boys and ruined their lives.
	And it sounds like he just pissed off the wrong person.
	So this is obviously the Daily Beast interpretation, but it should say, man who terrorized dozens of people eventually pisses off the wrong person.
	Like the Proud Boy was the very least of it.
	Who wrote this?
	Rachel Olding.
	Of course it's a chick.
	Let me look at her.
	I love looking up writers.
	This seems to be her only thing.
	Alright, anyway.
	Next.
	Is that her or is that her?
	That's probably her.
	That's more of the face they have.
	Like, they have a Netflix binge face.
	Here's one for all you perfumed ponces.
	You either have your brain transplanted with Leroy, that's my dog, for a year.
	You get his body, he gets yours.
	Or for one month, whenever you shit, it comes out your mouth.
	When you piss, it sprays from your nose and come seeps from your tear ducts.
	You have to eat with your asshole and drink through your dick hole.
	Jesus.
	Easy.
	That's easy.
	What would you do?
	Fucking be a dog for a little bit.
	It would be a pretty cool experience to be a dog.
	I'm already a doad.
	I'd be obviously, I'd feel very vulnerable.
	I'd want my safety guaranteed somehow.
	And I assume I can talk.
	You're a pipple.
	You can.
	Yeah, can I communicate with my family?
	That's...
	Yeah, what would Leroy do, though?
	Just like lick shit and eat shit and shit?
	Dear Galvin and Rain, your theory about the American divorce is not a theory.
	It's true.
	It's happening before our very eyes.
	I work for a moving company here in Tacoma, Washington, and I pick up houses as far away as Oregon.
	Everyone seems to be moving to Texas.
	At one point, I got 10 people in a row moving to Texas.
	Also, I got married in August.
	I want to give a major shout out to your sponsor, Nita Fashions.
	I am terrible at planning.
	So with only a two months heads up, I messaged Nita Fashions to commission a suit.
	Not only did they respond in a timely manner, but they went above and beyond with my expectations I had going into it.
	I got the suit of my dreams.
	They had it to me before my wedding with no additional cost.
	I cannot recommend them enough.
	I've been referring to all my friends and family to them.
	Can I get an Indian Joker?
	Well, I mean, what kind of suit did you exactly get?
	I mean, because they do have a lot of different patterns and things like that.
	Hey, you've ignored my past two emails.
	There's a good content creator.
	This is the problem with these long shows.
	I get tie-tie.
	There's a good content creator on YouTube called Six Food Fella.
	I think he's from Glasgow.
	Check him out.
	He does movie reviews.
	Someone sent a letter saying, hey, you should get Nicki Minaj on.
	Talking about the vaccine.
	Obviously, mocking all these people who tell me that I should get fucking Russell Brand on and shit.
	Let's see one of his videos.
	Do you get to see the guy's face?
	AIU is the only guy who can pull off not seeing that guy.
	Hi, welcome to my movie review of G.I. Jane.
	There she is there.
	Looking...
	She only looks good because she's Demi Moore, let's be honest.
	Women with short hair, you know, don't tend to look good.
	But anyway, Demi-moor as G.I. Jane.
	Failure is not an option.
	Now, this movie is about a woman who goes into the Marines, right?
	Which is quite funny because, you know, that actually reminds me of something I seen the other day.
	I'll show you in a second.
	Alright, let's get to the final video.
	By the way, we had a thousand pit bull letters, so I think we're done talking about pit bulls.
	If you've already seen a video of a monkey riding a goat, you could probably skip this.
	I was not familiar with monkeys on goats.
	I didn't know it was a thing.
	But let's check it out.
	Got some berries there.
	What country are monkeys and goats hanging out?
	So it's hard to see.
	You just sort of see a goat there.
	Seems to have a...
	Oh!
	No, it's under his neck.
	What are you eating?
	I'm eating berries.
	Why?
	I want one.
	Can I grab one?
	I don't give a shit.
	Okay.
	Oh, nice.
	They're blackberries.
	I'm going to sit here and eat it.
	Ladies and gentlemen, the weekend has arrived.
	A fun show.
	We caught up in a lot of gossip and racism, our two favorite subjects.
	I will see you Monday.
	And until I do, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
	Give it to me two times.
	Give it to me three times.
	Right now, someone has my number.
	Ladies and gentlemen, the weekend.
	Right now, someone has another number.

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