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Sept. 28, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S04E35 - THE DARKNESS EPISODE

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	Live from New York, it's Get Off My Run with Gavin McGuinness.
	Killings of farmers or white farmers.
	Are there no land there?
	This is just an example of how bad he is at the Hill.
	This is all part of a racist conspiracy.
	It's really wonderful.
	With regards to South African white farmers, I think two of them perhaps might have been killed in some instance.
	Morally debased neo-Nazi propaganda that white farmers are being killed in South Africa when in fact that is not true.
	Nickling Russ.
	It's an absolute debunish.
	It's so true after he goes to South Africa to help out those white farmers that the president mistakenly told people are being hunted down and killed and having their lands died.
	It's all about diversity.
	The prevailing voice in the public is that there is a need to explicitly make room for expropriation without compensation to take place.
	Just paint the picture for us.
	How bad is it?
	It's so bad, I don't recommend you Google it.
	We are coming for you and we are going to get everything that you owe.
	You are cutting the throat of whiteness.
	We have to exterminate white people off the face of the planet.
	The country was overjoyed if you people destruction, boys.
	He's going to turn South Africa into hell.
	Are you ready for destruction, boys?
	I mean, it feels like a sin to turn that off.
	Focused.
	Why is that not focused?
	Because the cameras are out.
	Oh.
	I should get a mirror in my office.
	The first time I see myself, usually, is on the air.
	Folks, this is a dark episode.
	That's why I'm wearing all black.
	This is going to be the evil episode.
	I like to stay positive, and I want you at the end of the show to feel jazzed.
	I'm so glad you got up, Brian, so we can see that extra six inches of blackness that you're wearing.
	All black, baby.
	But every once in a while, the darkness piles up, and we got to have a goth episode.
	What's happening here?
	So, ladies, if you're faint of heart, don't watch this episode.
	And hairdressers, if you're frustrated by loose ends, then I would also not watch it.
	It's going to get shitty.
	That opening there with white genocide, which one or two, that guy at the beginning, what's his name?
	Eddie Baum or whatever?
	The guy who said, America is not unique in its racism.
	As all the white people went, uh-huh, mm-hmm.
	Our theory here on this show is that his glasses are not prescription.
	We firmly believe that they are just glass and nothing's actually happening there.
	He just likes to look intellectual.
	That is our belief, and we are sticking to it.
	He's an absolute fucking clown.
	And that actually is a good idea.
	Let's look into how many farmers.
	Because there's been two slaughters, right?
	There's the ongoing one in South Africa, but there was also the revolution in Rhodesia that led to Zimbabwe.
	And the only excuse I've heard, I haven't heard the it's only two or it's not happening.
	That one's pretty fucking rare.
	But I have heard that, well, it's just crime.
	And it's a crime-ridden place.
	No.
	The sadism of the crime.
	Taking a 10-year-old boy and putting him in it, boiling him alive.
	Now, it's not easy to boil someone alive.
	You need a big, big vat.
	So what they did is they had a large, I think it was a feeding bowl, and they put the 10-year-old boy in it, and then they would boil water on the stove and pour it on him and scalded him to death.
	It's hard to talk about this and not cry.
	Scalded him to death in front of his family who were tied to chairs and have to watch this.
	One of the things, one of their trademarks is to rape the women and children, murder them slowly, slit their throats, and then not kill the father.
	So he ends up killing himself because of what he saw, and he can't handle the fucking trauma.
	They slice their skin off.
	They torture them to death slowly.
	Rape is a must-have.
	And then they get the farm and they do nothing with it because they don't know how to farm.
	And the breadbasket of Africa, South Africa, becomes nothing.
	I think 10% of the farms they stole don't become just a complete shithole, but that 10% is just self-sufficient farming, meaning it just feeds the initial family that runs the farm.
	Meaning like a few fucking things, a lettuce and a carrot.
	Not rows and rows of tobacco like it used to be.
	70,000 horrific murders of South African white farmers and families by rape and torture since apartheid ended.
	70,000, not two.
	Eddie Baum?
	What is his fucking name, that guy?
	I don't know, but he didn't have the luxuries of the myth and the legend because he had to bear the brunt of them.
	That's all I know about.
	God, as he puked out that rhetoric, they were just like, I'm not getting fired.
	He could talk about how babies should be sexier and they should wear lingerie, and I'm going to sit here going, mm-hmm, yep.
	Just maybe, like, why don't they have little fishnets this big?
	Mm-hmm, yep.
	And babies should be boiled alive in front of their families.
	Yep.
	What was it, like two farmers?
	And it's more than that.
	It's sanctioned by the government.
	It's sanctioned by the ANC.
	And as we saw, as Lauren Southern's documentary pointed out, we saw these thieves with these strange tower things, these long pillars coming out of their backpacks.
	Those are cell phone blockers.
	Those are not easy to get.
	Those are got by the government.
	They also discovered the people who do this murdering have these ANC ID cards.
	And those ID cards basically identify them as soldiers of the revolution.
	And now this is an act of war.
	And now it's not a random home invasion.
	Now it's part of the ongoing battle against the evil whites.
	Here's the secret to South Africa.
	It's way worse than your worst nightmares.
	It is unspeakable horrors.
	Again, this is the dark episode.
	The darkness has arrived, so we can talk about this stuff.
	But I try to avoid the subject generally because I don't want you puking my whole show.
	If you Google image it, okay, you know what?
	Fine, fuck it.
	NSFW, Google image white farmer murder.
	You asked for it, Eddie.
	We're here.
	I would recommend if you have kids and if you're a woman, look away.
	This is about to get fucking ugly.
	I mean, it goes on and on and on.
	And the hatred for whites is just appalling.
	The denial of this.
	They do this with white slavery, too.
	The New York Times had a big article.
	They're often killed in the bathtub.
	Top of their heads cut off.
	There's Lauren Southern.
	I mean, Lauren said half of the stuff I couldn't show.
	Just bludgeoned.
	Hanged.
	Drawn and quartered.
	70,000.
	Not two.
	Not two.
	And the same attitude is becoming prevalent here.
	Look at this.
	Where is it now?
	Oh, yeah.
	Go to 2.8.
	Jump to 2.8.
	So we saw in that montage for that song.
	And by the way, show what the song is so people can look it up themselves.
	It's on Leaked Reality, Horrific Ongoing Genocide in South Africa.
	I think that's not the title of the song in the band, though, is it?
	Maybe it is.
	Okay, Leaked Reality.
	Since the follow apartheid and ANC takeover in 1944, thousands of white African farmers and their wives and children have been tortured.
	And isn't it, there's something fishy going on.
	Remember that chart that came out?
	And it said how you get to violence and death and genocide, murdering of black people?
	It starts out with Ben Shapiro and Steven Crowder.
	Then it goes up.
	William Petzer is there, who's sort of like the me of South Africa.
	And I've had him on the show many times.
	I keep trying to get him back on the show, but he's always hunting and doing stuff.
	He was in a gunfight the other day.
	It's the full-on Wild West pow, pow, pow going on there right now.
	He's on the chart.
	This fucking wallet with my key thing in it.
	You know the little ring thing that you can find your keys with?
	Yeah, that dude.
	He's on the chart.
	You've got to find the chart now, Ryan.
	And then I'm on the chart.
	And then it's like three pictures of just explosions.
	Death and destruction is next.
	And then on top of that, it has like Anders Brevik and real bona fide Nazi mass murderers.
	And the group that put that thing together are called the myth of white genocide in South Africa.
	Just total and utter denial.
	There's documentaries everywhere.
	There's articles everywhere.
	You just saw the photographs.
	Those were not Photoshop.
	That was not someone with a degree in horror makeup making those pictures.
	Let's just deny it.
	And you know why they're denying it?
	Because there is an ethos in South Africa and in the modern left, in America and in the West, that is okay with white genocide.
	And the way they create a culture where it's okay to commit white genocide is to say, they're going to commit it on us.
	So we have to nip this in the bud and destroy whiteness.
	We need de-crackification.
	Did you find it yet?
	No.
	It's called Myth, White Genocide, Pyramid.
	It's going around.
	People bring it up to me all the time.
	They say, hey, I saw you on a chart that's going to lead to the murder of innocent people.
	While we're looking at the murder of innocent people, I mean, you talk about Orwellian, where up is down and down is up and war is peace, freedom is slavery.
	I'm talking about the myth of white genocide, pretending it doesn't exist, while telling you that all these conservative people you listen to are going to lead to the genocide of me.
	And we've talked about this a million times.
	They always project onto you what they plan to do to you.
	They're going to lynch us as they recommend lynching.
	All right, jump to 2.8 then if you aren't capable of finding it.
	So this is the same mentality here in America.
	Now, she was definitely raised by her white mother and abandoned by her black dad.
	And for some bizarre reason, that leads to a lot of hatred of white women and a lot of love of black men.
	Which I guess is self-hatred because you're defending the guy that took off on you.
	Turn it on.
	So, earlier this week, I made a post saying that it doesn't sit right with me that there are white people who own property, multiple properties at that, in the United States of America why black and indigenous people are experiencing homelessness.
	And I want to expand on that, especially for my new followers who are white, who followed me because of my anti-racist content.
	I'm glad that you're listening to me, but I really want to make sure that you're hearing what I'm saying.
	There will never be black liberation or indigenous sovereignty as long as the United States of America exists.
	If you want black folks around the globe and in this country liberated, if you want Indigenous folks to be able to have sovereignty over the lands that they're indigenous to, then the United States of America needs to cease to exist.
	And I don't know if y'all are ready for that.
	I don't know if that's what y'all signed up.
	I don't know if you all are ready for that.
	How are you at farming?
	How are you at shooting?
	And by the way, you love Indigenous people.
	Have you ever met one?
	You seem to be a big fan of people that you consciously avoid.
	Racist work is just something you do to lessen the inconvenience of racism in your life.
	But I hope you're ready for this.
	It's not for the week.
	Speaking of Indigenous people, what's a res car?
	What is fry bread?
	What is ae at the end of every joke?
	Is Boozel out at powwows?
	What's a fancy dancer?
	Can you name any of the different clans that are within a tribe?
	What does the Native American church believe?
	Oh, you don't know?
	You've never met one?
	Why do you talk about them incessantly then?
	Because the enemy of my enemy is my friend, and they think that indigenous people hate whites, so they're part of my movement.
	Come on, dude, you got to find that triangle.
	How hard is this?
	Myth of white genocide, South Africa.
	If I pull this up on my fucking computer, I'm going to stab you.
	Your job is not that difficult.
	Myth white genocide pyramid.
	Okay?
	Images.
	Found it.
	You suck.
	Wait, I found a bunch of pyramids.
	I thought you were looking for the one with you on it.
	Yeah, I found it in seconds.
	So, Google reportedly pushing anti-racism training, critical race theory on staff.
	New York Post.
	And then they have a bunch of pictures, including one training slide, advances the idea that the conservative commentator Ben Shapiro is a foundation of white supremacy and that former President Donald Trump is moving society in a path.
	Like, why can I find this in one second and you are incapable?
	Nope, nope.
	Keep going, moron.
	There you go.
	That took me five seconds.
	What are you doing wrong?
	What's wrong with your shitty garbage brain?
	Was it those Bronx public schools?
	Yes.
	So something fishy is going on here.
	I think they're getting funding from, what's his name there, the Prime Minister.
	Go back, please.
	Because this is, it's strange that South Africans would be worried about Ben Shapiro, isn't it?
	And they chose me, and I've had Willem on my show, and Willem is the number one guy when it comes to fighting for the rights of the Boers in South Africa.
	In fact, speaking of it being a racial issue, Willem actually gets away from race.
	And he says, no, this is tribes.
	There's basically eight tribes that are about to go to war in South Africa.
	And he said about to a couple years ago, so it's probably there now.
	But there's the Marxist tribes, and then there's the anti-Marxist tribes.
	The Marxist tribes are in power right now, and they're winning.
	And the anti-Marxist tribes, one of them is the Boers.
	So out of eight, only one is a white group here.
	It's sort of like when everyone tries to make Western chauvinism a racial thing and you go, when you think of the West, you really just think of America.
	I mean, of course, you think of Canada, Australia, and other places.
	I even include ABC in South America, Argentina, Brazil, Chile.
	But you really think of America.
	And when you think of the East, what do you think of?
	You think of China.
	You think of Russia.
	So it's a white group versus a white and Chinese group.
	Why is this all of a sudden a racial thing?
	And when it comes to anti-white racism, they often lump Chinese in there.
	We had that Long Island shooter last week who shot, said, I'm going to go shoot white people, and he shot an Asian person.
	Asians are included in whites when you hate whites, because they're just as successful, if not more.
	Also on the darkness episode where we talk about horrible things.
	Remember climate night?
	So last week, all of the comedians got together to do PR for the DNC.
	And it was all about climate change.
	COVID is losing its effectiveness.
	People are waking up.
	Even New Yorkers are storming the Bastilles and saying we've had enough, which looks weird in New York, I got to say, because it is so communist.
	These dummies elected a socialist mayor twice, the most incompetent mayor we've ever had, who knowingly, brazenly, and proudly has destroyed New York City permanently, along with his enemy Cuomo, Andrew Cuomo.
	They keep voting for him, so it's shocking to see them wake up.
	So if New Yorkers are finally waking up, then it's time to abandon that.
	So now they're getting big on climate change.
	CNN made that clear.
	They said, we're going to stop focusing on COVID and Trump, obviously, because he's gone.
	So we're going to focus on climate change.
	And I thought, well, that's annoying, right?
	And then we discover, thanks to my new favorite Twitter account, 1-2, Amy Therese.
	I just heard of her now.
	I saw her because I was looking at Danny Hellman, a fantastic cartoonist, and he had just done a picture of her.
	I knew him 20 years ago, and I emailed him and said, Hey, I didn't know you were red-pilled.
	And he didn't respond.
	So, not all red pills like the G-Dog.
	Anyway, we can proudly say that on the Darkness episode, I don't have to be positive for once.
	I'm sure it's just a coincidence that all the late-night comedy shows converged on climate change propaganda the same week as the Dems are fighting to push a $3.5 trillion Green New Deal budget through Congress.
	$3.5 trillion.
	Here's something you should try, Ryan, with your tiny Bronx brain.
	Type out in the URL, what is $3.5 trillion divided by 331 million?
	Nope.
	Did you add a question mark?
	And why didn't you write, why did you write trillion but not million?
	So write million instead of those fucking zeros.
	Just do something consistent, please, once in your life.
	Trillion divided by million calculator?
	Okay, let's try that one.
	So it's, what was it?
	I already forgot.
	3.5 trillion divided by 350 million?
	Sure, whatever.
	Hello?
	There we go.
	Okay, blow that up.
	I can't read it.
	$10,574.
	So everyone in America for the Green New Deal has to shell out $10,000.
	Have you got $10,000 floating around?
	It's an okay used car.
	Have you got an extra used car?
	What are all those homeless people in San Francisco who take shits in the street?
	What about all the crackheads in Philadelphia?
	What about the junkies that are dying to the tune of, I think, $120 a day?
	Have they got $10,000 floating around?
	No, very few people post-pandemic, post-bankruptcy, have $10,000 floating around.
	Yet the DNC has decided that it's going to use their army of late-night comedy hosts to make you shell out $10,000 to what?
	Have a building grow moss on the side?
	All this bullshit about fucking green buildings is so European.
	These stupid buildings you see in Norway where the top of it is a ski hill and the side of it is a solar farm and the walls all grow grass sideways.
	Fuck off.
	They're all totally inefficient.
	They all burn more energy to create than they can ever provide, just like windmills.
	The amount of shit, the amount of carbon and gas and coal you need to make one windmill makes it totally impossible for that windmill to pay for itself.
	That's an irrelevant link, Ryan.
	What's that got to do with anything?
	More hosts.
	More tweets.
	Oh, I see.
	More hosts, yeah.
	Speaking of dark news here on the Gothic episode, cool new show on Netflix.
	I'm supposed to be offended, I guess, but I'm not.
	I think it's great, great art.
	It's a horror battle royale type thing called Squid Game.
	And these shows help illuminate.
	They shine a spotlight on the way the elites see you and I. And that is as human fodder.
	That's why it's so easy to cancel us.
	That's why you can cancel Jack Murphy by noticing that he's standing next to Richard Spencer in a photograph.
	He should be fired from real estate.
	Anyone who stood near Richard Spencer shouldn't be able to sell a building.
	That's where we're at.
	So we had Hillary yesterday walking around with a child slave carrying her giant royal robe.
	And that's how they feel about us.
	So this isn't that far off from reality today.
	I mean, just look at the white farmers that are being murdered on a daily basis, tens of thousands, and we get literal laughs from Eddie.
	Is this the actual show or the trailer?
	The trailer?
	The actual show.
	Ryan, we're not watching the actual show.
	We clearly just want to see the trailer, which I believe is the link I sent you.
	Why would you start an entire fucking show?
	B-roll.
	Holy shit, you're not right today.
	Make it full screen.
	Good design.
	Congratulations to Netflix finally getting a show that's not about fucking kids.
	I would like to not play.
	Don't move, it's red light.
	What do you prefer, subtitles or dubbing?
	Dub because you're dumb.
	No, because then you can't look at the images if you're reading.
	Movies are meant to be looked at upon.
	I hate them.
	The predators.
	No, it's the owners.
	Fuck off.
	Let's, while we're being negative and shitting on everything, have a brief look at the retarded left.
	They are not sending their best.
	I follow a lot of lefty Twitter accounts because I think it's healthy.
	I actually stole it from Ann Coulter, who watches MSNBC 100% of the time.
	When she's awake, MSNBC is on.
	When she's on vacation, MSNBC is on.
	And it's smart.
	You should know what we're up against and what they believe because it's pretty far from the truth.
	As we set out on this episode, we saw that Eddie, okay, we got to find his name.
	Go back to the beginning of this episode.
	He's one of the most vile people in America.
	He's one of the biggest fucking phonies, total scam artist.
	He's an academic fake who's at, I don't know, Harvard or Yale, teaching garbage.
	You'd think, wow, Harvard professor, that's impressive.
	If your daughter was...
	There he is.
	They don't say his name, I guess.
	Keep going.
	They might.
	Neo-Nazi propaganda.
	Neo-Nazi propaganda.
	Yeah, Harvard professor, that's a big deal.
	It was a big deal.
	You had to be good for a long time.
	I would say from the birth of Harvard, which Lord knows what that goes back to, 1800s, to the 90s, mid-90s.
	And now it means nothing.
	Now you're embarrassed.
	In the old days, if you heard your daughter was dating a Harvard professor, you'd hope that they were of comparable age.
	But assuming that was true, you'd go, wow.
	My daughter is fucking smart.
	Now you'd go, oh, no.
	What does he teach?
	Rock and roll?
	Oppression?
	Image search is racist.
	White collar worker.
	No, look him up.
	It's Eddie.
	It's like Eddie Baum.
	MSNBC racism.
	Professor.
	Shall I do it on my phone again?
	Shall we do this one more time?
	1, 1,000.
	2, 1,000.
	3, 1,000.
	4, 1,000.
	Okay.
	Let me see why.
	Professor breaks down U.S. racism, trucks, ugliness, and powerful three minutes.
	Yeah, that's our favorite one with his fake glasses.
	Where I think a reader pointed out, they said, hey, I can tell by the refraction of the lens that there's no depth to it.
	That it's just flat glass.
	Eddie Gloud Jr.
	Eddie Gloud.
	Look that up.
	Look up Eddie Gloud.
	We don't want to see that one again.
	Eddie Gloud Jr.
	I don't think you should use Jr. in your name as an adult.
	Look, just click anywhere and it'll be retardation.
	Click that one.
	Is that the same one?
	Look at that fucking clown.
	Eddie Glutton.
	I'm sure you caught the number Corey Booker said, which is sometimes Corey came on.
	Bizarre spread of people.
	Spring was by this would be his party.
	What the sh.
	They're all white spleening.
	Yeah, why don't you let Eddie speak, you racists?
	Of course, Megan McCain is joining them.
	Party ultimate looks.
	She's a rhino.
	Fuck her.
	Should President Biden be leaning harder?
	Are you surprised he's not leaning harder to get this bipartisan impression?
	I would think he would need a signing ceremony yesterday.
	Absolutely.
	President Biden understood that he was in a moment where he needed to be a transformative president.
	It feels like we're in a political groundhog day, right?
	We've just experienced a pandemic.
	We're still in it.
	Close to 700,000 Americans are dead.
	The pandemic has revealed, it was like a blue dye into the social and political body of the United States.
	And that alongside of the threat that Trumpism presented to our democracy, it revealed all sorts of troubles across every aspect of every time.
	And our response bears a striking resemblance to the very logic that informed how we've governed for the last 40 years.
	So I understand we're who we are.
	Damn.
	You know, I mean, it seems to me, we're talking about a figure, a number, 3.5.
	Right.
	America's in trouble.
	And what are politicians doing?
	But haggling over, it seems to me the elements of an ideology that has revealed itself to be bankrupt.
	That's my best friend.
	Absolutely.
	Absolutely nothing.
	You just said America is racist and always has been, and we have to look at ourselves, turn a mirror to ourselves.
	He's also like, why are you bickering over a number?
	I don't know, because it's $10,000 a person.
	Climate change.
	I don't want a $10,000 bill, Eddie, you fucking clown.
	What is he a professor of at Princeton?
	Look at that.
	He had to get his glasses off his face because they were annoying him.
	Because he doesn't need them.
	Eddie Gowd, professor of African American studies.
	Correct.
	Yes.
	He's an intellectual.
	Let me guess.
	His PhD was called Growing Up Black in whatever state he grew up in, Alabama.
	And it's a big pile of research he did where he talked about his grandmother, who was really his guiding light throughout his life, old Mama Jama Jackson, and how she taught him that you need to forgive white people for their sins,
	or it will eat away at you.
	She said resentment for this racist system we live in is like drinking poison and hope the other person dies.
	And it took him a long time to accept whites and their sins.
	But he finally did because he's just that kind of guy.
	You, sir, just earned a doctorate.
	Does Princeton interest you?
	We could try Harvard and Yale.
	How about Princeton?
	Princeton would be fine.
	I would like to lock myself in on a 30-year contract and get an MSNBC contributorship, if I may.
	Yes, you may, Eddie, because you're a retard.
	And you sound profound, and that's all we need.
	Okay, retarded left.
	We should probably get a bumper for this at some point, because I like to check in them.
	They all have their guys.
	There's Sandy Backham, Amy Siskin.
	Usually the women that you follow are just constantly retweeting men, especially on the left, because they have no original thoughts of their own.
	So the men that they tend to retweet, one of them that's very popular is Don Winslow.
	He's a guy who cropped his bald head out of his avatar so you can pretend he's as cold as Tim Cast is and needs a wool hat 24 hours a day.
	But what Don Winslow does is he writes shitty airport books that are for divorced men who are down on their luck and just getting through a probation for a DUI.
	City on fire.
	It's important for Don that the world can, America especially, can get into the mindset that we're all going to die and domestic terror is huge.
	So he invents fake political beliefs that are all alarmism and all about proud boys and Nazis and danger in order to sell more books.
	He's an alarmist and he writes fiction for a living.
	In other words, he's a professional liar.
	In other words, the guy's full of shit.
	So he tweeted this out.
	And, you know, you got to learn to speak liberal, which is why Ann is so wise to watch all that shit.
	Yesterday in NYC, the gym collective was providing food, clothes, and other supplies for those in need.
	This is how the NYPD responded.
	That looks pretty bad, doesn't it?
	What happened?
	They set out a table in Brooklyn.
	I think this is in Bushwick.
	And they just had like toilet paper and shirts and underwear for the poor.
	Well, I don't approve of that.
	We've got a, we're in a rough situation here in New York City.
	The social state has let us down.
	The infrastructure has let us down.
	If someone wants to move in and start helping people, you know, like the way the church does, the way the Knights of Columbus do, then why would the police get in their way?
	Oh, that's because it's a bunch of fucking anarchist squatters that just took over this guy's storefront.
	And they decided that was going to be their little anarcho-collective.
	The landlord doesn't like that, believe it or not.
	I don't know if you own any property, but if you're renting it out or if you want it to get rented out, you don't really want a bunch of disgusting, smelly Antifa in there pretending that they're saving the world.
	The landlord doesn't give a shit what they're up to.
	Oh, this is it, Ryan.
	Yes.
	And here's the other weird thing.
	This is from mid-July.
	You can tell by the way they're dressed.
	So why is this moron Don Winslow talking about it now?
	So just like, well, this is from like yesterday.
	He just discovers this and he goes, the real tragedy is that there will be no consequences.
	The NYPD has been allowed to beat the shit out of people and commit all kinds of heinous crimes without any consequences for so many years.
	Yeah, if there's one group you need to worry about, it's the NYPD in New York.
	Not the gangs who are murdering a person a day in East New York.
	It's...
	Look at this guy.
	Fuck rent.
	I mean, what are the police for if they're not for protecting private property?
	That's the deal we set up.
	I'm going to say 200,000 years ago, roughly?
	I'm going to guard my cave.
	Can you look after my cave while I go hunt a woolly mammoth?
	So go back to Don's tweet.
	They just accept gross police corruption in New York City as a part of life.
	You may want to check out my new book, City of Lies, where I make up a bunch of lies about a city that sounds kind of exciting and it makes your boring six-hour plane journey go.
	Look at that other guy right above my head, anti-fascist.
	He's this ugly little Jewish man who wants you to think that he's a badass rapper.
	And that's the most flattering picture imaginable.
	But all his tweets are about how evil police are.
	And he's like, police have killed 800 people so far this year.
	That's more than France, Ireland, and Denmark combined.
	And you're like, wow.
	Yeah, there's that one.
	No explanation on why these people were killed.
	No, not that one.
	Keep going.
	Keep going.
	All right, anyway, what he does is he accidentally lists a bunch of all-white cities.
	And he says, there's been so many murders in Detroit.
	Yeah, here we go.
	U.S. police kill far more civilians annually than any other wealthy country.
	This is a life Without race, has it occurred to you, sir, that the one country you listed there has way more blacks than all of those other countries combined?
	You call it wealthy countries, but what you fail to see is that they're all white countries.
	You see, in the United States, you have that many people running at cops with guns, with knives, with cars.
	They're not innocent people going to get Skittles, my friend.
	There's no blacks in the Netherlands, and there's no cops killing people.
	Japan killed two.
	New Zealand, Iceland, and Norway, what do they have in common?
	I'll give you a clue.
	It starts with N, and it ends with O blacks.
	Another guy they love is Ron Filipkowski.
	They're all ugly.
	They're all bald.
	They're all losers.
	The Federalists posting a photo in today's story of the Prowboys in Portland last month overturning a van claiming it's Antifa.
	Blatantly lying.
	Okay, so what's the lie here?
	Corporate press makes no outcry over Antifa routinely assaulting journalists.
	The picture's not a very accurate picture, but I wouldn't call it a lie.
	There's no journalists involved in this picture whatsoever.
	That van was procured by Antifa, bought by Antifa.
	It was full of Antifa, as well as zip ties, mace, fireworks, paint, bricks, rocks, weapons.
	That was a van that went to not a Proud Boys event, but an anti-vaxxer event.
	And Antifa went there to beat the shit out of old ladies who were against the vaccine.
	Proud Boys showed up.
	It was fucking funny.
	So true.
	To do security, they saw this van.
	They chased the guys out.
	I think they shot them with paint guns, shot them out of the van.
	They all ran away.
	They abandoned their vehicle, left all the shit in it, and then Proud Boys proceeded to flip it over.
	So the Federalists, I guess, chose a dumb image because it's got nothing to do with journalists there.
	But it is a fact that the press makes no outcry over Antifa returning assaulting journalists.
	And moments after this incident, Antifa Mason assaulted a female journalist, if you recall.
	Remember her?
	And Antifa said, you put everyone in danger by going to Colombia during the pandemic.
	Do you remember that?
	So the picture is a few minutes off, but that event had plenty of examples.
	But this moron and all his followers go off about the ambulance and how, no, that's not Antifa.
	They'd never commit violence against journalists.
	And they all believe that it's a random handicapped ambulance because they're fucking imbeciles.
	Look at the thread after that.
	They're just losers.
	Yes, you're correct.
	Those are Proud Boys.
	Keep going.
	Yes, Proud Boys.
	That's retarded.
	There's Sandy.
	Three of my friends were there.
	The Proud Boys harassed first, but like the Kyle Rittenhouse takes, they left the first one out of the story.
	They harassed first?
	It was a conservative event.
	A van of Antifa showed up to it to fuck shit up.
	The best defense is a good offense.
	What were they supposed to do?
	Allow Antifa to gather their weapons from the van and go out and start harassing the old ladies?
	The further a society drifts from the truth.
	How's that for ironic?
	Keep going.
	Proud boy Timothy McVay.
	Like, it's so juvenile.
	I was a moron when I was a early teen political person.
	I said dumb shit.
	I don't think I was this stupid.
	Keep going.
	Keep going.
	Lucifer.
	That's a big insult.
	Oh, my God.
	Proud boys hate any kind of gay references.
	You clearly have never met one or hung out with them.
	The gay jokes are relentless.
	Keep going.
	There we go.
	Look, the picture.
	That's an ambulance.
	Like, why is Peg...
	Go up.
	Look at Peg.
	Peg, why are you getting involved in this shit?
	Go click on her write up.
	Peg Phillips.
	Can't FBR Twitter ratio.
	UU brain Christian heart.
	The crazy ant your mother warned you about.
	I block RWNJs.
	I don't know if that's.
	Right-wing Nazi.
	Oh, nut jobs.
	Trump is a fucking moron.
	No, you're a fucking moron, Peg.
	Thank God we gave women a voice, right?
	And there she is retweeting, Wu-Tang is for the children.
	Oh, the way whites worship Wu-Tang is particularly nauseating.
	But by the way, speaking of proud boys, they got the guy who shot Tiny.
	This is not numbered.
	It's 1-7.
	It's between 16 and 17.
	We were wrong.
	We thought he had the body language of an African-American man.
	He seems as white as can be.
	His last name is Hispanic, but I don't think he is.
	Well, I don't believe in the term anyway.
	Spain is European.
	Spanish is a European language.
	But here he is shooting tiny.
	God, I hope.
	There he is.
	Look, that's not self-defense.
	I'm just going to stop here and blow off some rounds.
	So this guy is a radical leftist.
	If you scroll down, there should be a picture of him.
	Here's a quote he said.
	At the beginning of the pandemic in March, Varela wrote, start hurting people.
	Remember our pyramid at the beginning of this?
	It was all about the dangers of calling for violence?
	Start hurting people.
	The coronavirus is going To provide great cover for a real revolution.
	He called for people to take up arms.
	The same month, he posted a rant wishing that both conservatives and liberals die of the coronavirus.
	In 2018, he wrote 9-11 was good because the U.S. is a Nazi, so we deserved it.
	Isn't the U.S. several Nazis?
	There he is.
	Freshly brushed hair.
	They did not add him in this post article, which is kind of a bummer.
	I was looking for him last night and couldn't find anything.
	Yeah, that's because you're incapable of doing your job.
	It took me five seconds to find him.
	I think this was only released late last night because early yesterday there was no picture of it.
	Big League Politics did it.
	And then if you look at Andy No's status, which is also listed there, Ryan, just follow the link.
	Don't go to his motherfucking Twitter page.
	Go to the link I provided.
	Don't show everyone your notes.
	Dude, you have like lime days.
	The arrested suspect in the Antifa shooting is Benjamin Anthony Varela.
	And then you scroll down, show the thread.
	There he is.
	And what else do we got?
	There's his live-in lover who looks to be his mother's age.
	Are those facial tattoos under her eyes?
	Don't date someone who has facial tattoos as bags.
	Don't.
	All homemade tattoos.
	What a fucking derelict.
	So, of course, cameras are everywhere, and they saw him go and take off his ninja gear and change.
	Keep going down?
	I think that's the only pictures we have him.
	That's funny.
	Yeah, that's it.
	So please, please put him in prison.
	How is that not attempted murder?
	Arguing that that was self-defense is impossible.
	But who knows in this clown world?
	That should bring us to COVID, though.
	Let's do a brief COVID thing.
	You don't have to show the whole intro because I only have one more thing to say about it.
	I said earlier that New Yorkers are waking up.
	Let's have a look at that.
	Let's see these New Yorkers wake up.
	This, if you don't live in New York, which you probably don't, you won't embrace how highly unusual this is.
	That girl's my type.
	That goes my type.
	That goes my type.
	That goes my type.
	That goes my type.
	Wake up New York.
	Multicultural.
	Looks like there's some libs there.
	If you're comparing it to the Nazis, it's usually a liberal thing.
	All different ages, all different classes.
	Great turnout.
	That's got to be like a thousand people.
	I'll go to one of these.
	Wake up New York.
	Natural immunization.
	Equal rights for the unvexed.
	Is this great?
	And this isn't all like Staten Island tough, guys.
	Eled.
	I saw this meme.
	You know the meme where Biden is talking to Obama and Obama's like this?
	And Biden was going, brock, a lot of people want to have sex with me.
	And then Obama's going, that's not what fuck Joe Biden means.
	Fun stuff.
	All right.
	While I'm ostracizing everyone by being negative, I'd like to further cancel a huge pile of subscriptions by shitting on pit bulls.
	Shall we?
	Look at these fucking things.
	They're just white trash guns for people who can't get guns.
	And to pretend that they're just a lovable pup.
	I've lost a lot of friends to shitting on pit bulls, and I don't fucking care.
	Tony Barber from the Buzzcocks canceled our friendship.
	Nothing to do with Trump or anything like that.
	I said he couldn't bring his rescue pit over to my house when I just moved to the suburbs.
	My son was four at the time.
	Perfect eye height for a pit bull.
	Sorry not risking it.
	That's going to end our friendship?
	Buh-bye.
	You either let me kill your kid or we're not friends.
	Gee, that's a tough ultimatum.
	I wonder which one I'll choose.
	And rescue pits in New York are particularly bad.
	They're owned by drug dealers.
	They are often fighting dogs.
	They are abused because black drug dealers in the hood are not big on animal rights.
	They'll kick them around.
	They'll leave them in the basement chained up in their own feces.
	They want them to be mean because they're a security dog.
	And then some dumb cunt moves to the Bronx or East New York.
	She adopts it because it's a rescue.
	There's a reason it's at the shelter, lady.
	Get a fucking other dog.
	Well, the irony is, we talked about this before, the irony is they end up living in a shit neighborhood because they're naive about race and danger and white women rape.
	And then they adopt one of these drug dealers' dogs, so their double naivete actually cancels itself out.
	And now this woman has the correct dog in the hood.
	But if you have the correct dog in the hood, please understand that you got to hold it on the shortest leash possible.
	You better work out and have the upper body strength to walk it around.
	And you better understand that it's going to kill someone or something at some point.
	So walking it is a huge deal, but they Don't treat it that way.
	They treat it like it's a lab.
	And you know what it does?
	It kills labs.
	But anyway, let's just go through a quick montage of the world's most dangerous dog.
	And here's a thing, by the way, pit bull owners do.
	They say, they'll go, no, no, actually, labs kill more people.
	That's like saying in Japan, Japanese people kill more than, say, I don't know, whoever is really dangerous, than a mass murderer.
	You don't have to worry about mass murderers in Japan.
	You have to worry about the Japanese.
	No, no, those are the numbers.
	Of course, the majority of murderers in Japan are going to be Japanese because the majority of people there are Japanese.
	Of course, the majority of dog bites are going to be from labs because there are multitudes and multitudes more labs than there are pit bulls.
	But disproportionately, why do we have such trouble with that word?
	A disproportionate number of pit bulls attack innocent people for no fucking reason.
	So this first one is, oh, here's one that just got into a school and started mauling people.
	So the kids are running out.
	Like, what do you do when this happens?
	If you grab it, it's going to grab you.
	I think in this one, this one person had the balls to get on top of it and hold it down.
	We're inside the school.
	We got the dog.
	A teacher desperately restraining an enraged pit bull.
	The dog had reportedly injured a dozen children on the school's playground before making its way inside the building.
	And you let the dog inside?
	Are you kidding me?
	Oh, someone was familiar with retard strength, and they were able to wrestle the dog to the ground.
	It's being quarantined.
	Just kill it.
	Shoot it in the head.
	It mauled 12 kids.
	Why is it alive?
	They're just bad owners, Gavin.
	You're pro-gun.
	Guns don't kill people.
	Bad gun owners kill people.
	Nah, no.
	Pit bulls maul 12 children.
	They're not inanimate objects, okay?
	They're animated and they're pissed off.
	Here's two of them attacking an innocent old man.
	Have you seen this viral video going around?
	God, imagine the terror.
	Like the irony is if he attacks your arms, if they attack your arms, you're kind of best off.
	Not your wrists, but like your elbows, because you don't want them to get near your neck.
	Look at this.
	He's losing.
	He's losing the fight.
	And every time you grab, that's another bite.
	The only thing I heard that man say was, help me.
	Help me.
	Black men to the rest of the day.
	Good news on the darkness episode.
	They was killing the man.
	And all I could do was try to save him.
	Because he kept saying, help, help, help.
	Luckily, my roommate's Grim Reaper, and I had a sight.
	I was going back for more.
	You did all that work with your prey.
	I was actually there to take the soul of the old man.
	I left my car.
	I was there to take him to hell.
	He's a pedophile.
	And then the dogs of war came back.
	Look, they came back.
	Neighbor Elmer Levine is a retired Houston deputy sheriff.
	He's sprung into action, armed with a gun.
	Yeah, what the fuck?
	Terrible fucking trigger control.
	Well, those journalists are being rude.
	I told him and his family to get behind me.
	The lawman had 911 on the line when the dogs returned.
	He said he had no option but to open fire, wounding one of the dogs.
	Seems to me like they did.
	I know a dude that knocked out a pit bull.
	I don't know him, sorry.
	I know of a dude in Florida.
	He's a drug dealer.
	And some guy ratted him out.
	And so he beat up the guy for snitching on him.
	And the snitch had a pit bull.
	So he wanted revenge on this drug dealer, which is kind of stupid.
	And there he was getting into his house.
	And he sees the guy sick the pit bull on him.
	And the pit bull just galloping at him.
	And he just went like this.
	He went fucking.
	And the pit bull leapt into the air.
	And then in midair, he just went, vam!
	Nailed him in the face, knocked out the pit bull cold.
	Talk about balls.
	Here's the opposite of that.
	Look at this family.
	They don't seem too concerned about the kids as a pit bull runs up the street.
	Look at this guy in the blue.
	I got to get out of here first.
	I got to get out of here.
	And then the last two manage to grab some kids.
	And the pit bull gets in.
	Now, here's what pisses me off.
	And this is why I bring this up.
	Yes, there are bad owners.
	This is what this is ultimately about.
	These fucking owners.
	I'm not a fan of pit bulls per se, but I recognize that it's shitheads like this.
	This guy, that white dude should have the shit beaten out of him.
	He jeopardized that entire family, especially those two little kids.
	Those little kids should be safe on their own front porch, and this asshole put the whole family in jeopardy, especially those kids.
	These animals love little kids because they're easy prey.
	You're culling the herd.
	Look at nature.
	What do they go after?
	They go after the injured and the young.
	So they just let this guy go.
	Like, fucking, I know you can't beat him now or the pit bull is going to kill you, but this guy should be criminally charged.
	How the fuck did it get out?
	If you're going to have a nuclear weapon like a pit bull, you better have razor wire, fucking magnetic fences, locks everywhere, chains.
	No, he got out.
	Whatever.
	I guess I didn't have a tall enough fence.
	Which brings us to the final video, which is what inspired this whole montage.
	I've been meaning to get to this for a long time.
	Why don't make it full screen, right?
	I think we're wasting a lot of Me.
	No, we're spending too much me.
	I can skedoodle out of the way.
	This is the perfect example of what I'm talking about.
	Inspired this.
	I've been avoiding it because I know how much you love these fucking dogs.
	But let's focus together, if we can, on this cunt bitch owner who is carrying around a nuclear weapon like la dee da dooti do.
	And what does it do?
	It severely maims a lab who I don't see how it could possibly survive.
	It probably lost its leg from this.
	But folks, if you're eating, again, if you have the kids around, this goes back to the white farmers, though.
	I'm one of these weirdos that values human life more than animal life.
	So I find it much less disturbing to see an animal maimed than I do a human.
	How many lefties have said that they think dogs are better than people?
	It's an alarming.
	A lot of righties do, actually, while we're on the subject.
	But anyway, NSFW, if you're eating, stop what you're doing.
	You're about to see a lab murdered.
	Listen to the pain for the diagram.
	Who is the punt responsible?
	Is that her on the ground holding it?
	Shoot it.
	Look, they lock their jaws.
	Stab it.
	Does anyone have a knife?
	Look at them tinkering around with a broom pole.
	If you put your finger in the Pitple's asshole, they actually say that in this.
	I think they do it.
	It doesn't do shit.
	He's in murder mode.
	Look at that.
	Doesn't that sum up the bourgeoisie?
	Broom pole, spick and span.
	They're so naive as he turns that into butcher meat.
	I know, I'll spick and span him a little bit.
	Take it hard.
	What the fuck?
	Boot it in the ribs.
	Break its ribs.
	Nobody's doing anything to that dog.
	No, they all have no idea what to do.
	And what pisses me off is as this goes on, look at her holding the leash like, do, do, doot, do, do.
	That's her.
	This is the one responsible.
	Look how weak she is.
	Sis naive in her stupid fucking flip-flops.
	Peer advisor, whatever the hell that was.
	A pet advisor would be helpful.
	I have some advice.
	Oh, there he goes.
	So he's finally free.
	I don't know.
	Can a vet do anything with that?
	It's just a bone at this point.
	Turn it up here.
	I want to hear what they say.
	Come on.
	Seriously.
	Go back to the fucking shit boat.
	Hey, hey, don't be mean.
	Is that your dumb dog?
	Is that my dog?
	Where the fuck's going to be?
	Excellent.
	Excellent.
	Look, their biggest concern is that she's criticized.
	Criticize her.
	Call her a stupid bitch.
	Call her a useless cunt.
	She personifies everything that's wrong with New York and its naivete about fucking real danger and the real world.
	Don't be mean.
	No more mean tweets, America.
	We finally have kindness.
	This is what happens when you try to fucking when you try kindness.
	You end up getting killed.
	This is an old-fashioned commence party.
	Pretty dark app, huh, folks?
	This is my background.
	This is Scottish.
	We're Schadenfraud people.
	Um.
	Here's kind of a war on kids thing.
	Shall we show the war on kids, do Hickey?
	Right?
	Go back to that hot teacher with the high heels.
	I would not be able to concentrate.
	Can you imagine?
	Not that hot teacher.
	That one.
	Is that real?
	Is it real?
	What are you supposed?
	No, that's just like.
	Stock footage where they film something.
	I would not be able to concentrate.
	I would have to rape her.
	And no judge in the land would prosecute.
	That's how we get back at these.
	Okay, this is not the war on kids.
	This is not dangerous.
	This is just a fun, silly thing.
	Mormons do this thing called soaking where they're not allowed to fuck.
	So the guy puts his dink into her vagina and just lets it sit there.
	I didn't do anything.
	We're not fucking.
	And get pruny.
	Yeah, like Catholic girls, when I was young, they would do what they called bungie, where they would put it in the butt.
	So you just put your dick in a lady and you just sit it there.
	And then occasionally a friend will jump up and down on the bed.
	Now it's going oh, ee, oh, ee, oh, ee.
	So everyone is making fun of Mormons for this, of course, and it's pathetic and they're losers and blah, blah, blah.
	I'll take it.
	At least they're trying, you know?
	At least there's some boundaries.
	Yes, as an outsider, it seems silly, soaking.
	It seems like they're fighting something that's inevitable.
	Yeah, sure they are, but at least they're not being Complete fucking whores, having slut walks and saying, I like to get pegged, and here's my pronouns, and I'm a furry, and I dress up like a lynx, and some stranger puts his dick in my ass,
	even though I'm not gay.
	The response my best friend never thought I'd have to her telling me she's in a polyamous relationship, considering the right-wing Mormon I was three years ago, with a husband and a transgender woman.
	What's a transgender woman?
	So a dude with a dick.
	So this Mormon has abandoned her Mormonism, and she's fucking two dudes, gay dudes, and one has tits and long hair.
	That's gross, disgusting.
	That's not going to last.
	And you were better off with your weird soaking shit, I'm afraid.
	Which is the bald eagle.
	Which brings us to the non-Mormon world, non-religious world, where writers advocate for child sex and OnlyFans.
	Just a reminder, this is my new favorite woman again.
	Just a reminder that in July, Elizabeth Brüning advocated in The Atlantic that more resources be dedicated to woke Nambla leftist sex education NGOs who instruct children on how to sell whole on OnlyFans.
	Now, this is a whole show we could do, but I'm glad I brought it up in the darkness.
	This isn't her article, by the way.
	That's just BBC News.
	Click on that article.
	The children selling explicit content on OnlyFans.
	This should be registered as a horrific thing, but the BBC lefties just take it as, here's the thing, under 18s have used fake ID to set up accounts.
	And police say a 14-year-old used a grandmother's passport.
	The UK's most senior police officer for child protection says children are being exploited on the platform.
	OnlyFans says its verification systems go above and beyond.
	There's a range of content on the site, but it's best known for pornography and requires users to be over 18.
	This is why OnlyFans is evil.
	This is why selling porn is evil.
	This is why porn is wrong.
	This is why porn is disgusting.
	And ladies, teen girls, if you're watching, you're not, but your dad might be.
	You have a change purse when you're born.
	It's currency.
	It's about 10 gold coins.
	That's called your chastity.
	Okay?
	It's very valuable.
	Everyone wants it.
	You get that one change purse.
	Now men, they're given chastity too.
	It's a giant bag.
	It's a pillowcase full of gold coins.
	Dude, if there's a hole in the bag and a bunch spill out, it doesn't really matter.
	You're fine.
	Men don't have to worry about chastity because men don't breed.
	A guy fucks someone.
	It's not the end of the world.
	A girl fucks someone.
	She gets knocked up.
	She has a kid with someone who's not going to be around.
	Hence no father.
	So yes, you can make money.
	You can take your change purse, your 10 gold coins, and at the peak of its value, which is when you're young, unfortunately, under 18 appears to be even more valuable, like 17, whatever.
	You can dump that out and cash it all in.
	But now you're broke and your chastity is gone forever.
	Of course there's value in it, but don't fucking spend it.
	Don't blow your gold coins.
	OnlyFans is not me being a bricklayer.
	It's not someone else learning how to fix a car, gaining a skill.
	It's blowing your finite gold coins.
	You're emptying out your change purse.
	And that, by the way, goes for slutting around, fucking everything that moves.
	It's not good.
	And I was surprised to see this woman, Elizabeth Brunig, who's married with two daughters.
	Every time I look up these people, they're childless and bitter and anti-family.
	This woman has a family.
	She has daughters and she's advocating for porn.
	Go back to that link.
	It's in the thread.
	No, no, no, not the article.
	Go down.
	Receipts.
	Sex ed teacher out at Dalton after masturbation lesson for first graders.
	First graders do not need to know about masturbation.
	I can't believe this is a controversial subject.
	Fanta's presentation, some of which was seen by the post, included a list of the most searched pornographic terms, including cream pie, anal, gangbang, stepmom, and more.
	One slide cited various porn genres such as incest-themed, consensual, or vanilla, barely legal, kink and BDSM.
	When did I learn about BDSM?
	Probably like 22.
	Which included waterboard electro torture porn.
	I'm not familiar with that, and I'm a fucking pig.
	One part of the porn presentation involved something called the marketability of OnlyFans, the hot new app used mostly for sex work.
	One slide included a photo of a pretty young woman who appeared to be promoting OnlyFans type work.
	Okay, good.
	So not only are we teaching kids how to be perverts, but we're teaching them how to monetize their perversions, their newly learned perversions.
	They're going to school to learn how to be prostitutes.
	That's not good.
	Modern porn education is totally unprepared for modern porn.
	Why is modern porn education a thing?
	Is a more apt headline, hypothesis, article.
	Courses to train young people to be ethical consumers of porn have a hugely complex task ahead of them.
	By Elizabeth Brunick, a happily married woman with two kids.
	If anything, courses like Fanta's aren't given nearly enough funding.
	So the course she's talking about was the guy we just read who's telling them how to do OnlyFans and what waterboard torture porn is.
	They're not given nearly enough funding time or other resources to fully demonstrate just how onerous ethical porn use really is.
	Without that kind of guidance, how are teenagers supposed to have any idea how to be good people in the world we've created?
	Let's not tell them not to watch porn.
	Let's tell them how to enjoy porn properly.
	Look at that dumb, shitty-mouthed cunt.
	What an evil pedophile.
	I'm shocked that she has daughters.
	This is not safe.
	I should say clearly here, I have the pedophile is a very heady allegation, but that article does not make her look very good.
	I have no proof she's a pedophile.
	She seems like one to me.
	Now, normally when I'm doing the show, I have my own sort of barometer and I go, all right, this has been a little too negative, a little too shitty, a little too dark.
	Let me lighten it up with some fun.
	Not today.
	Today's the darkness episode.
	So let's get into some really depressing and evil examples of racism.
	I'm a black female.
	What other different, what else could I have done to piss you off?
	Black woman?
	This is really inconvenient.
	He thinks he's being pro-black by playing that song.
	I don't think he realizes that it's white guys stealing black music.
	What do you mean?
	Oh, David Guetta didn't drop that song.
	Whoever made it, yeah, threw it out.
	Oh, right.
	Okay.
	That's funnier.
	At the Jack Murphy Brunch, I was talking to guys about the debate I hosted with Jared Taylor, the racial realist, and R.A. the Rugged Man, pro-black, obviously, rap guy.
	And Jared ate him for breakfast and shot him out.
	It was a shit show.
	Sorry, R.A. But then I had an argument after with R.A. It kind of ended our friendship, where I kept saying, dude, Egyptians were not blacks.
	We Was Kangs is for morons.
	It's not a thing.
	They looked like Anthony Kumia.
	And then he sent me a picture of Tutankhamun's coffin.
	And he said, look at his coffin, moron.
	Of course, every time we argued, his response had LOL and laughing, crying emojis at how stupid I am, which is especially frustrating when you're right.
	So I explained to him that, yes, King Tut did have, or Tutankhamun, whatever the fuck, did have black people on his coffin.
	They painted your slaves on your coffin so you'd have slaves in the afterlife.
	And I would send him pictures where they took the DNA and they resculpted the face, skin tone and all.
	And that keeps happening as the technology keeps getting better, much to pro-black Egyptian fucking black rights activists' chagrin.
	In fact, I've even seen them get mad when you cast someone, like, didn't they cast Angelina Jolie as Cleopatra?
	And everyone was pissed, all the black community, because they're like, it should have been Oprah.
	It should have been Alec Weck.
	It should have been Wesley Snipes in drag.
	Sorry, you didn't look like that.
	Your North Africans looked like Mediterranean people.
	They were.
	It's just a quick little boat ride to Malta.
	So anyway, they did some DNA sculpting.
	And once again, the return of the mummy, faces of three ancient Egyptian men who lived up to 3,000 years ago are reconstructed using DNA extracted from their mummified remains.
	So let's have a look at these guys.
	They was Kangs.
	Now, the guy on the left looks pretty Arab, Syrian kind of a vibe.
	He could be the white guy from Kid and Play, but he looks more like an Arab grocer, right?
	I wouldn't fuck you if you were the last immigrant grocer on earth.
	You ever heard that expression?
	Not very nice.
	The middle guy, Italian, I mean, he could be one of those super crazy light-skinned mulattoes where people are shocked to find out that his dad was kind of black.
	He looks more like Sean King.
	He looks like a guy pretending to be black.
	And of course, on the far right, we have a soccer player named Fernando.
	Mark Normand.
	We have Mark Norman.
	Mark Normand.
	Hey, get me out of this tomb.
	Hey, I was Kags.
	I was a Keg.
	Hey, you know what I want you to paint on my tomb?
	Some ladies.
	Dear stand-up comedians, you have the lifestyle of fags.
	You fuck a different woman every night.
	What do they call them?
	Giggle bunnies or something?
	I don't know, but he's getting married now.
	He's with a woman.
	Chuckle fuckers.
	Chuckle fuckers.
	Chuckle fuckers.
	He's getting married.
	That's good news.
	He's with a woman for a while.
	It's weird, though, you say that the life of a comedian is a fag because he says, I'm gay a lot.
	He's like, I don't know, I'm gay.
	I wish I was gay.
	My best friend's gay.
	He's talking to a gay guy, making a gay joke.
	Yeah, he's just trying to appease the new political correct trend.
	As an example, tests, person has green eyes with 61% confidence, green or blue with 79% confidence, and they definitely don't have brown eyes with 99% confidence.
	What are they talking about?
	Go up.
	Well, these guys have brown eyes, but they're saying they could.
	They're talking about how accurate the genetic analysis is.
	Yeah.
	So that's a blow to that dumb theory.
	Remember the guys that were being harassed for disturbing a multicultural space by having a pro-cop sticker?
	To say Police Lives Matter is insulting to people of color.
	I don't know if you knew that.
	Of course.
	I did not know that.
	But the two girls harassing those guys, one of them is over 30.
	Time to get out of school, my dear.
	So we saw this, right?
	Keep going, though.
	Because this is a longer version.
	Round and round.
	Wait, no, that's all new.
	Oh, yeah, with the Asian stuff in the world.
	Yeah, the one we saw, it ends with him saying, I work hard.
	My parents don't give me anything.
	Yeah, start there.
	Start there.
	Whatever.
	Yeah, because this is our space.
	We fought for this ship for five years since 2016.
	You have no idea about the labor that was created to create this space and his.
	No, we can't.
	You're violent, dude.
	Fuck America, bro.
	America was creating on genocide and slavery.
	Look at this face.
	Obviously, studying, this is not a space just for studying.
	This is a space for multiple people.
	You should study and learn about the 400-year war with the Indians and how little slavery had to do with America's wealth.
	But you're not getting homework done.
	You're not getting homework done.
	We're not getting homework done.
	You're making people feel uncomfortable, so can you go?
	It's just that simple.
	People are feeling uncomfortable by yourself.
	No one feels uncomfortable but you.
	I hate white people thing on.
	That's the same thing as being police lives matter.
	So you're making people uncomfortable.
	You can go.
	Seriously, I'm not going to.
	What did he say?
	Fuck you.
	Yeah, point the camera revere.
	Fuck you.
	But with the pointer finger, I believe.
	Fuck you.
	That's a new one.
	You know what my son does?
	He goes like this.
	Not bad.
	I was just studying.
	I pay the same fucking tuition as hell.
	This is this white man telling black people, fuck you.
	You don't buy this building.
	Cussing out black people.
	You just proved it.
	I don't care where you work for.
	You keep please get out of here.
	Get out of here.
	Your sticker is making us uncomfortable.
	Police lives don't matter.
	Pops need to die.
	America needs to be dismantled.
	He proves that he's not white.
	He doesn't have to.
	Just the white people.
	We never said white people need to go anywhere.
	Why does that guy in the wheelchair have a shade on?
	I don't know.
	It's not a good look, dude.
	It's like a camping.
	If I was in a wheelchair, I'd have those basketball chairs, you know, with the big wheels.
	And I'd just be going for it.
	If you're doing this, you've given up.
	Karen, you're going to learn about the history.
	Go ahead, Karen.
	The big black people scared me out.
	No, we didn't.
	You bullied us out.
	No, we said no.
	So I'm going to bully you.
	You caused a scene.
	There they are.
	You caused a scene.
	You caused a scene.
	You are unaware of history.
	I'm unaware of history.
	I probably have a further degree than any of you in Tri PhD.
	So wait a minute, stop.
	I thought the wheelchair guy was on their side.
	Me too.
	I guess not.
	Unless...
	We're here.
	We had to protect the space because ASU wasn't.
	And, you know, like, we fought for this space.
	It was years of organizing.
	Why are you still at school five years after?
	Change that.
	So anyways, that's why we're here.
	Yeah, they're going to make a scene and go talk to their Karens and all of that.
	But, you know, it's important to recognize why we have to do that and what a multicultural space means.
	Because multiculturalism doesn't mean that, oh, we all come together and hold hands.
	It means that you provide space and you protect the most marginalized and shit like that.
	See what I mean?
	Stop.
	All of their life philosophy, their entire belief system, is based on the assumption that minorities are marginalized.
	But it's not true.
	That means that your entire belief system is garbage.
	It's sub-astrology.
	If you're not marginalized, you don't have a point.
	That whole multicultural floor is bullshit.
	The first black female vice president means nothing because she wasn't marginalized.
	Whoops.
	He threatened us that he will go to the dean.
	We'll see what he'll say to the dean.
	And we'll see how the dean reacts to this.
	And now we'll see who AAC prioritizes.
	Students of color in our only fucking room in this campus are white cis men who are threatening black students with a colour.
	That doesn't matter.
	Can you leave?
	No.
	Okay, you don't want to leave?
	That's fine.
	Perfect.
	I'm not.
	No, stay there then.
	I don't give a damn.
	And you're saying you don't want to go.
	You're saying you don't want to go.
	But you're saying not a minority culture.
	We're saying, like, ask.
	What's your culture, bro?
	Yeah, tell us about your culture.
	What's white culture?
	Stealing things from people?
	No, the university you're in that was formed in Europe.
	Colonization, co-optation, slave theft.
	Colonization is all history.
	What about Africans colonizing Europe?
	Hannibal and his elephants?
	Co-optation, slave theft, occupation.
	Black people talking about theft.
	You're against theft.
	You may want to check the crime stacks.
	It's not pretty.
	Who are you centering?
	Who are you centering?
	Black people.
	Centering.
	Don't speak myself.
	You don't even think.
	There's nobody who says what you're doing, bullying.
	You mean me?
	No, it's bullying.
	Then what happened in the times of racism?
	We didn't bully you.
	We asked you to leave.
	I can't even do my school.
	You came over here and said that I'm offending.
	Bro, you're taking anywhere in the building.
	She just should have said, look, if you want to fight, that's ridiculous because I beat you up.
	If you want to debate, I'm happy to debate.
	Otherwise, fuck off and leave me alone.
	I don't want to talk to you.
	Don't say that.
	That was a great dishonor to her and to her family.
	Another day of trying to defend this space.
	Doesn't make sense.
	Oh, wow.
	Okay, so diversity is about including more white people.
	Oh, yeah!
	Diversity is now about including more people.
	So you're letting them win by walking out.
	You should have stayed there.
	Made them suffer just by existing.
	Anyway, she looks like a fucking favorite hooker.
	Look at the reaction, though.
	Is that 23A?
	Bizarre statements from three campus organizations behind the multicultural center.
	Oh, shit.
	It's a group of graduates, Blah, blah, blah, gender-based violence.
	The incident took place on Thursday, September 23rd.
	Not taking seriously our safety concerns, especially the Multicultural Center.
	I got my corner in the way here, Ryan.
	I can't read it.
	Zoom out.
	Zoom in.
	Especially, despite repeatedly expressing our concerns during the bi-weekly meetings with Dean Aska last semester, administration did not adequately prepare the multicultural center before the start of this semester to avoid these types of confrontations.
	What the fuck are you supposed to do?
	Have a bunch of tents?
	Does everyone get inside a tent to study?
	We believe that inclusion, blah, blah, blah.
	This has been made overwhelmingly clear by the many death threats we have received.
	These racially charged threats.
	Like you start a fight with someone, you say their entire existence is a lie.
	Their culture doesn't exist.
	Everything they've done and all their ancestors have done is murder, steal, genocide, and then you get mad because someone tells you to go fuck yourself.
	Like if you're going to pick a fight, at least be ready to take it on the chin.
	Next.
	Oh, wait, go back.
	There's a whole little syllabus at the bottom.
	If you do not understand why Blue Lives Matter is racist, click here.
	If you do not understand that reverse racism doesn't exist, click here.
	If you don't understand what racism is, click here.
	See, I've proved it.
	There's links.
	I've made my argument there.
	That's all you need to do is have links.
	Statement in solidarity with the Multicultural Center, Students for Socialism, condemns the recent attack on BIPOC students by two racist men.
	It is clear that these two individuals had it in mind, what?
	To be disruptive in a space created specifically for BIPOC students.
	Yeah, they went there to start some shit.
	We want to extend our solidarity and strength to the multicultural and are now being threatened with racist, anti-Semitic, ableist, and sexist slurs for defending the MSC.
	As a community, blah, blah, blah.
	Okay, next.
	Who else is dipping their toes into the pool?
	The Young Democratic Socialist at Arizona State University.
	By the way, I believe the shooter that shot Tiny is also a registered Democratic Socialist.
	They like to kill.
	Two people entered, blah, blah, blah.
	Displayed stickers with white nationalist rhetoric.
	So to say that police lives matter, police being all races, is white supremacist rhetoric.
	Did you know that?
	If you think police lives matter, you want a nation that's just white.
	I'm not sure what happens to the black, Hispanic, and Asian cops on the force.
	I guess they get sent to their various countries.
	But you're a white nationalist if you don't want cops to die.
	Seems like pretty sound logic to me.
	Keep going.
	I like all this darkness.
	I'm not going to make it a regular thing, but it's nice to get it out of the...
	It's nice to clean out the gutters once in a while.
	And yes, there's a lot of rotting pigeon shit up there, but it has to be done.
	These individuals are infringing on that space.
	Blah, blah, blah.
	Is there another one?
	Who else is next?
	How about Black Lives Matter?
	Who's this?
	Same one?
	We're disgusted by the events that transpired and the outrage that is circulating online.
	Like, who pokes a hornet's nest and then gets mad at the hornets?
	I think that's it, right?
	Let's jump ahead to 2.5 and show some blacks behaving badly.
	This is in Chicago, I believe, where there's no bail.
	There's no enforcement.
	So why not just steal?
	Now, what would you do in a situation like this?
	I would be tempted to scream, we are living in a society.
	I'm not going to take on three black dudes.
	But if they're criminals, they're likely armed.
	You know what would be cool if you followed them?
	All the way home.
	Look at this.
	Insane, teacher.
	Insane.
	Oh, look at this.
	That's what you get when you defund the police.
	No cops, no law.
	They could take inventory and then see who's selling them.
	That woman was just saying, that woman we just saw, that 32-year-old college student was saying that Police Lives Matter is racist and white people are, their entire culture is stealing.
	Then we saw in Chicago a world without police and what happens?
	Stealers gonna steal.
	What's this thing, 2.6?
	Oh, that's just stupid and racist.
	Skip it?
	No, we could show it, I guess.
	It's the darkness episode.
	I just saw this stupid article in the New York Post, and I just went, it's not going to last.
	And then I looked it up, and of course he's already cheating on her.
	2.7.
	Dak Prescott said to be cheating on his girlfriend Natalie Buffett as messages emerge where he's hitting on chicks.
	Stealer's going to steal, cheater's going to cheat.
	But yeah, you got to be really wary of what your daughter's up to.
	And if she develops good instincts, every time I drop my daughter off at the train station because she's going to the city or even at school, I say trust your instincts.
	If something feels sketchy, it is.
	And if you don't tell your daughter that every day, she starts to lose her sense of self and she starts to get lost and then she becomes vulnerable.
	I would never accuse victims of putting it out there that they deserve to be raped or deserve to be attacked.
	And I'm not even going to say but after that.
	As a separate note, you need to teach your daughter, your sister, the woman in your life to exude a sense of, don't fuck with me.
	I'm not a victim.
	I'm Not blaming the victims.
	You have to get out there.
	And men, too, when you walk down the street in New York, if you're wearing a Rolex, puff out your chest.
	Look at people.
	Look them in the eyes.
	Don't be staring at your phone.
	Don't have your headphones in.
	And ladies, don't become heroin addicts.
	Or you're going to get gangbanged by disgusting reprobates.
	2-9.
	NSFW, this is incredibly dark.
	Woman, not getting raped.
	That's the worst part of this, is that it's not rape.
	Loading up, around we go.
	Here we are.
	That's someone's daughter.
	Are those on crates?
	No, those are those stupid pylons they have now.
	So she's being forcibly...
	Like, I just wish I was there with two bottles of pepper spray and I could just go in both their faces at the same time.
	She's performing fellatio and getting banged.
	Is that a fucking homeless dude?
	Yep.
	Looks pretty homeless to me.
	Looks like a homeless 60-year-old and possibly a drug-dealing 35-year-old.
	Seems like he's doing a great job.
	That's where your daughter is.
	Some daddy loved her too much or not at all?
	Frankly, I think it's disgusting.
	What Mayor de Blasio is doing.
	Have you seen these women in the streets?
	They're getting grounded and pounded.
	I don't know what they call it.
	But it's despicable.
	It's very bad, and we're going to put a stop to it.
	They're animals.
	That's animal behavior.
	That's the way they acted.
	The zoo.
	Go to 3-0.
	This is what people...
	People.
	This is what animals do.
	They're disgusting.
	They fuck.
	They don't care who sees them.
	They're disgusting pigs.
	Sub-pig.
	Gorilla Shock Onlookers.
	I wish it wasn't a gorilla for obvious reasons.
	I wish this was a pig clip.
	But how is that different from what we just saw?
	Well, the species is different.
	And there's glass.
	Why are they laughing?
	How fucking ghetto trash are you to be giggling with your kid when animals start fucking?
	The correct response is, alrighty, let's move on.
	Okay, I'm going to end on a somewhat happy note, not really.
	Still racism.
	But I found a Key and Peel sketch I had not seen before.
	And it is fucking amazing.
	2-4.
	Of course, Key and Peel were raised by white people, and they taught them the subtleties of comedy and art.
	And they've retaliated by constantly shitting on white people.
	But occasionally, they will shit on black people if it's funny.
	Hence the football players' names.
	And this particular sketch...
	Did I tell you the number?
	Are you having trouble?
	2-4?
	Stop me if you've seen this one.
	Hello, everyone.
	I'm Joseph Carmichael.
	That's actually pretty good Photoshop.
	Was my father.
	But we are not here today to mourn his death, but to celebrate his life.
	We knew Otis as a teacher, a community leader, a role model, a husband, and a father.
	Now, I thought it would be nice to see you.
	You know what's great about this sketch?
	Stop.
	I've told this to my wife and to other people like at the pub without pulling it up on my phone.
	And it's such high quality that if you do the characters right, you can get the same laugh just explaining the sketch.
	That's how you know that you have some fantastic writing on your hand when you could just barf this out on a train and it's still fucking hilarious.
	This story travels is what I'm saying.
	When my father was younger, he was an actor in Hollywood.
	Going through my dad's things, I found this reel of his work as an actor.
	I haven't seen it yet, but I thought it would be fun to watch here with all of you.
	I like how he's not very good at public speaking, because that's how people are at funerals.
	Great acting.
	Moshe Goldfarp?
	Wow.
	That's the agent.
	Where are my pies?
	Ribbles.
	Where are the pies I put on my windowsill?
	Hey, see, Julie, you're shining those shoes up nice, boy.
	Yes, sir.
	You best be believing my whip.
	Shining your shoes up.
	Give me my mama booty.
	I also do my own stunts.
	Anyway, they can't.
	There's no perfect ending for that.
	He goes back to Martin Luther King stuff, and then they put the reel in the coffin with the guy.
	But quality stuff.
	I feel very Russian this episode.
	I feel like we're shooting this from Vladivostok.
	Let's be going to mailbagging now.
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have a debt.
	Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
	Let me touch it.
	My McPuter died today.
	Died a death.
	That's no good, mate.
	It just poof.
	It died.
	And then I tried to turn it on again.
	It stayed on for a minute.
	Dead.
	It's from 2012.
	D-E-D-D.
	This is from 2008.
	So I just bought two new computers.
	I'm all on the cloud anyway.
	I don't fucking care.
	Perry Caravello Live.
	I was curious if you've watched any of Perry's live stream on Twitch.
	I don't know if you've talked about it on the show.
	I have.
	So you don't watch the show.
	Essentially, Tom Brennan has been pretty successful in monetizing Fury Caramello, and the results are hilarious.
	Unfortunately, I think this has kind of split up the big three.
	But I must commend Tomb for helping Perry go from the verge of homelessness to a moderately successful stream.
	I recommend it as a fellow big three fan.
	I did not know it split up the big three.
	I mean, the big three is Mole, who's a comedy writer, and he's busy working with Kimmel.
	So he's not really looking for more hobbies.
	And then Don Barris is a live comedy dude.
	He's not really a technology guy.
	So he likes having his ding-dongers at the comedy store where he has all his fucking freaks, which is where I go every time I'm in L.A., directly from the airport.
	But like doing live streams, I don't really think that's very Don Barris.
	Are you going to pull one up sometime this century or are we moving on?
	Good.
	Why wouldn't you Dardie do that?
	What were you doing that whole time I was talking?
	Setting up the White House background here.
	Looks pretty good.
	You look like a studio musician from the 70s, or maybe Sammy Hager.
	I can't drive 55, and listen, a lot of people know 55, and it's a great number, but I can't drive it.
	I don't like to drive 55, frankly.
	Hey, Gavin and curly-headed fuck.
	I'm beyond angry.
	And he's saying, where in the world is Kamala San Diego?
	They're hiding her from the media because she's such an incompetent hyena slut.
	Not that I want to care about what she has to say, but her missing from the public eye seems to be nefarious, like everything else under MyPet Biden.
	It's really hard to believe that our fellow Americans just don't really seem to care or pay attention to the blatant manipulation from this administration.
	Did you see the Gen Sacchi press conference where Peter Doocy says, how come everyone who goes to a restaurant, everyone who comes in from Europe, everyone needs to show proof of vaccination, but illegals can cross the border and they're not required to even have a test?
	And she goes, well, we're trying to do as much as we can.
	We're trying to vaccinate as many as possible.
	And he said, yes, but everyone who comes here has to be vaccinated except illegals crossing the border.
	And she goes, that is correct.
	And just gets up and walks away.
	Alrighty.
	Touche, Jen.
	Touche.
	You see, Jorge Ventura last night was at the border filming boats and boats and boats of people coming in live.
	And he said, the only reason I'm going to stop the stream is because I'm going to record it so it's high quality.
	But whoa, it was nuts.
	Really?
	Dude, fucking bananas.
	Here's a clip.
	And the last takeaway is we're mean because we're not taking all of them.
	We've only taken in like 10 to 20,000 Haitians who were happily living in Brazil and Chile.
	They're not fleeing Haiti.
	They'd already left Haiti many years ago.
	Look at that.
	Bringing kids.
	I didn't bring my kids that age to Costa Rica just because of the terrain with snakes and scorpions.
	This is someone bringing them on a border crossing.
	Can't even walk anymore.
	He's so tired.
	That's child abuse.
	This was happening for hours.
	He's just crying.
	That was really sad.
	Just boats and boats and boats.
	He's taking these wristbands from them.
	They have wristbands.
	Let me see.
	Hold on, guys.
	Give me one sec.
	Give me a second.
	Hey guys, we got another one.
	You guys see another wristband?
	That's what we've been doing.
	It's collecting the wristbands.
	Why?
	It must be what the coyotes used to bring them across.
	Coyotes?
	Good day, sir.
	Do you remember that?
	No.
	This is a very legitimate process, though.
	Whenever they want to go across the border, they give money, and the government knows about it.
	They have records of it, and everything like that, too.
	This is what I've heard from an inside source.
	Yeah, Vincente Fox started that whole thing.
	He goes, let's just empty our jails.
	They're not sending their best.
	They're sending rapists.
	Bad people.
	Coyotes.
	They bite you.
	You think the pit bulls are bad?
	I mean, these coyotes, they're biting people on the leg.
	No, it's from when I did that thing at the Trump rally, and I was interviewing protesters, and I said, you know that 80% of the women across the border get raped.
	And she goes, by who?
	Border guards?
	I go, no, by the coyotes.
	She goes, coyotes?
	Good evening, sir.
	Because she thought I meant the funny dog creatures.
	Dear Gavin and Rye Guy, after researching the program that Kyle Dunne uses, I found out the app is called Face Swap Live.
	Which is for the iPhone only, Dick.
	Thank you for your help.
	Ryan is on a computer.
	But wait a minute.
	Kyle Dunne does his show on a computer?
	He must do it on a phone.
	That's why he needs Kurt to Skype and stream, perhaps.
	That's what I'm mayhapsing.
	But you could also get an emulator, so it's a little complicated, but I got our tech guy today after the show.
	We're going to see.
	He's got another program that I could use.
	Fired over COVID vacc.
	Say, Gavin, what should I do about my job's forced vaccinations?
	I'm a 26-year-old woman and I work as a homemaker for the elderly.
	My boss has given all employees until October 15th to get vaccinated to submit to a weekly COVID test, which we have to pay for ourselves, thanks to Biden, of course.
	I'll not be getting the vaccine, and paying for the weekly tests will make my take-home pay negligible.
	Sounds like it's time to quit, my dear.
	Should I follow the GML motto and get fired?
	I doubt that I'll be able to find any job that does not require the vaccine.
	I'm engaged to a tradesman and getting married in the next few weeks.
	Luckily, he works for a family business and won't be forced to get the jab.
	My fiancé makes enough to support us without my income, but just barely.
	Yeah, we'll cut some corners and spend less money.
	I'm not going to sit here and tell people whether they should or should not get fired.
	If the vaccine is very important to you and it's something that you believe in, you should not compromise your morals.
	If you don't think it's a big deal, then you should get it.
	I personally am not a fan, but I let my kids and my wife get it because my father-in-law was very sick and he insisted.
	So, you know, it's your call.
	Hey, Gavman, I'm RyGuy, long-time baby monster, first-time mailbagger.
	I know you have addressed the 15-second rewind two to three times already saying the function was implemented.
	But damn it, how do I do it?
	On Android phones, it seems the app wasn't updated.
	I don't know, dude.
	I shouldn't have read that on the air.
	It's boring technical stuff.
	I know we have an update coming up.
	I get the 15-seconder on my phone.
	I guess you don't get it on Androids.
	Hey, Gav, tell Ryan I found the Sigar Ross song he's looking for.
	It's called Untitled Number One, aka Vaka.
	Ooh.
	Here is the link.
	Pretty cool.
	How did he know that was what you were looking for?
	He must be familiar with it, frankly, because like I said, if you try to look at the lyrics.
	But did you sing it first?
	Yeah, I said, you saw.
	Yeah, this is it.
	I like this one.
	Oh, yeah, this is their big hit.
	How many hit views does that have?
	56,000?
	Yeah.
	Oh, no.
	Half a million.
	Half a million.
	526?
	Oh.
	Dear Gavin Rye Guy, two trannies on video games.
	Jim Sterling's been known as an actual cuck to a woman who looked like a lesbian for a long time.
	But yeah, this was just the last straw.
	The other is Laura K. Buzz, his channel being even worse than Anita Sarkeesian's.
	Just to be clear, guys, video games are for losers.
	Stop playing them.
	Grow the fuck up.
	If you have an eight-year-old and you play with him, I guess that's fine.
	But as far as playing alone, you are shitting your time away, and it's pathetic and sad.
	Ryan?
	Oh, no, I don't play video games anymore.
	No.
	I haven't touched my circus freaks.
	I play a little switch with my girl, but that's it.
	All the ways in which the game industry is looking to get brownie points for doing it, for encouraging it, and really undermining their own message by how they are exploiting those with accessibility issues.
	Microtransactions.
	Microtransactions.
	We're talking about microtransactions today.
	Not capitalism.
	Definitely not capitalism.
	Capitalism's bad.
	Accessibility has indeed become a hot topic over the past few years as more and more companies look to the market.
	Are they both men?
	I would say so.
	Let's see more of that.
	They're fucking...
	The first guy, the one doing all the talking, looks filthy.
	His skin is dirty.
	Jim Sterling, confirmed cuck.
	Is every game not coming to the West?
	I don't know if video games are making people depraved or if depraved people are attracted to video games.
	But yeah, being a cuck is bad.
	Cute kid trucker honk.
	Okay.
	My son got a win this morning.
	Let's see what happens here.
	I can pull it up in a nanosecond.
	You can't.
	You got him.
	That's cute.
	That doesn't belong in this episode.
	This is the darkness.
	Right.
	You might want to see this speech, which received a huge standing ovation at the UK Labour Party conference.
	Young Labour on Twitter.
	No socialist party should be supporting fossil fuels.
	We need a radical internationalist socialist Green New Deal.
	How about everyone pays 10 grand to get green buildings?
	And getting green at it.
	I guess this guy wants me to hold green.
	Oh my God, look at you.
	And I did not plan to speak.
	But I am going to anyway, so I apologise to all of you.
	There are two climate motions on the floor today.
	One supports public ownership of energy, debt relief for poorer countries, and rights for climate refugees, which is so important.
	And the other supports green gas and nuclear.
	There is no such thing.
	Hippie the hippies are pushing nuclear now.
	I'm all for nuclear nipples.
	It's 2021 and no progressive party, no socialist party should be supporting fossil fuels at all.
	We need a radical, internationalist, socialist, Green New Deal, not a watered-down motion in favour of delay.
	I'm totally fine with a 19-year-old talking like this.
	I probably talked like that when I was 19.
	It's normal.
	If you're not socialist when you're young, you have no heart.
	If you're socialist when you're old, you have no brain.
	But why is anyone listening to this child?
	Mentally ill and children are hogging up the Western conversation, the international conversation.
	They don't deserve your time.
	Go fuck yourself with your heels on.
	Hey, Gavin, I have a question for you.
	Why do we use the term go fuck yourself?
	What?
	You're giving me permission to masturbate?
	Where were you when I was 15 and begging God to please stop making me so horny every day?
	Go fuck yourself.
	I think it means take your dick and stick it up your own ass.
	Because you're the kind of loser that would do something like that.
	That's what I get from it.
	We've had a lot of people about your Skype incident.
	Some people say I have a normal amount of RAM and I can do everything with zero pauses.
	Others say the issue with stalling videos could very well be Skype.
	It is.
	And we have two, it's not just one thing on Skype.
	It's Skype sending, Skype receiving.
	So there's two things taking place.
	Is Trump doing a Ryan Rivera imitation?
	Check it out.
	It's not my best, but it's pretty good.
	I think it's pretty good, frankly.
	The issues, Skype can use stacks of bandwidth, and if you're already limited, it could definitely...
	Rendering video is generally not all that resource intensive, but if you are shit out of bandwidth, you'll get the buffering you guys are seeing.
	A better solution would be to find a dedicated face swap bullshit software so it's not being sent out, processed, and then sent back.
	Right.
	Yeah, um.
	I guess I'll show you the buffer.
	What's up, N-words?
	You turn around.
	Number two, Cartnarks.
	This lunatic makes us the same walk away drop timestamp as 138.
	Just close, Skype.
	Let's see how this works.
	Exact same problem.
	No, ever since it closed, little fat.
	Look, I reload.
	We got video.
	138?
	We try to watch him through the glass.
	I love this guy.
	Me!
	Turn around!
	You!
	Walk away!
	You're saying you're awake!
	20 steps toward me.
	Away from me!
	Turn around!
	You walk away!
	You're saying get away from me, but you've watched like 20 steps toward me.
	You understand the irony of that, Mr. Mahomes, sir, sir?
	Okay, well now thank you, Mr. Ferris.
	Would you do me a favor, Mr. Ferris?
	Go do your job and nark me out!
	This is my job.
	Go get me!
	Go narc me out!
	That's what I'm trying to do.
	Do you understand?
	I don't know if there's a political.
	I guarantee I'll start shopping somewhere else to the Walmart.
	Well, I don't work for them.
	Are you gonna get the fuck away from my vehicle?
	As soon as you take your card back, I absolutely will.
	I'm not changing my card back.
	Why not?
	Let's ask for that.
	Why?
	Well, here, you want my address?
	There's no bill.
	It's a bill of personal responsibility.
	It's called being ethical and nice.
	Here.
	By the way, what does this damage your paint is?
	Wait, why are we going to have a problem inside?
	Because I'm going to talk to your motherfucking manager!
	I've been telling you for the fourth time.
	I don't work there.
	I work for the Kartnarks.
	I've taught myself Kartnarking since this guy.
	That magnet thing gets in the sky.
	They always get so mad at that.
	Oh, Jesus Christmas.
	Jesus Christmas.
	This guy's getting all sorts of fast and furious over here.
	I just asked him to think his card nerves.
	He loves making people mad.
	What a great guy.
	Goodness gracious, sir.
	Goodness gracious.
	You'd heard the cursing, right?
	First off, I can tell you're a responsible person.
	Just came from the gym, probably, right?
	So he puts his card up on the mulch.
	I said, hey, man, that's not where the carts go.
	That's how the wheels get all gunked up.
	People cry about, you know, why would we build on that stuff, right?
	Because people are throwing up on the mulch.
	I said, hey, man.
	I said, very good.
	You want to hear him.
	I saw this white dude today.
	He don't work at Walmart, right?
	But he starts policing motherfuckers, telling them to put their carts away.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	But like, all I'm doing is say, hey, man, just take your car back.
	But you know what it is?
	When people get called out on their stuff, that's when they get violent, they get angry.
	Yeah, oh, yeah.
	Some people just don't want to go.
	They don't have to be able to do that.
	Forget told.
	They won't be asked to do the crazy.
	Just picking up after themselves.
	But anyway, thank you for supporting the support, sir.
	Absolutely.
	Does he travel to different parking lots?
	Because I've never seen the same parking lot twice.
	What a great guy.
	What a wonderful human being.
	All right, the party's over.
	The darkness episode has come to a close.
	We'll see you tomorrow with old Kumia, compound censored.
	It'll be much cheerier than this, but I just had to get it out of my system, man.
	And no final video?
	Oh, there'll be a final video.
	Oh.
	Oh, yes.
	Did you forget?
	Yeah, no, I thought I had cut you off and you were going to finish a sentence.
	And then I was going to hit it.
	But I looked at the screen, mouth was open.
	Time for that final video.
	Here we go.
	So this is a horrific video that is perfect to end the darkness episode.
	If your fiancé jumps in to this kind of a situation, these kind of waters, this kind of danger, is it noble to jump in and save her?
	What if you have kids?
	Stop.
	Like, if you're away on vacation, when we first went to Costa Rica to Montezuma, there was a big cliff everyone was jumping off.
	I waited a little bit.
	I watched to see other people who were very familiar with the terrain do the jumping.
	You don't really want to be breaking new ground when it comes to jumping into the ocean, especially an ocean that's this unforgiving.
	What the fuck inspired her to do this?
	Does she think that waves are friendly?
	Look at this.
	Wait, kill me.
	Let's see the beginning again.
	Like, what?
	She was just hanging out with her friends and she said, watch this?
	Look, You've experienced the ocean before, have you not?
	So now she's trying to get back up, but she just keeps getting destroyed.
	And they're reluctant.
	Look at this.
	This actually looks...
	This part seems like it's good news right there.
	She seems to be getting down into the foreskin.
	And then we cut to he's jumped in with her and he's trying to hold on to her.
	And that's, I think, that might be the man's wife actually that's filming.
	And so it looks good here.
	Okay, we've got this rock here.
	We're just going to get up.
	Maybe it'll die down.
	Little bun shot there.
	God.
	Now they're probably getting sucked down.
	And they're tumbling.
	They're hitting their heads on the rocks.
	And they're in like a loop.
	This is how we end the darkness.
	What do you do?
	If you have three kids and your wife does something that dumb, you either don't go in, your children hate you and you hate yourself for the rest of your life, or you go in, and now your kids have no parents at all.
	The moral of the story is don't break new ground when it comes to King Neptune and his unforgiving ways.
	Ladies and gentlemen, this has been the Darkness episode.
	We like to keep it positive here.
	We want you to be happy.
	We want you to start a family.
	We want you to fight back against the saboteurs who try to destroy our nation and our culture with lies, accusing us of being colonists and murderers and thieves and having stolen everything we've achieved over the years, calling us racists, calling us Timothy McVays.
	But every once in a while, we've got to embrace the darkness too and look under the rug at all the shit that's been swept under there.
	And there's been quite a bit over the past little while.
	But let's get back to fun.
	I'll see you tomorrow.
	We'll do the Anthony thing.
	Then Maddie's going to be back for the live show.
	And then Friday will be a super fun, happy, we're going to make that the most good news episode you've ever seen.
	We might even have celebrity gossip back.
	In the interim, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

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