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Sept. 27, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S04E34 - RISE OF THE CRACKER

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	Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Devin McGuinness.
	That was a man from Brussels.
	Was it Brussels or Belgium?
	One of those places.
	Rocket Cannon.
	They sing in gibberish.
	Like the Cocteau Twins.
	Remember them?
	Ruby suns and ruddy cups of pearly dewdrops, drops.
	Remember them?
	But is this like complete gibberish where there's no actual words?
	So Rocket Cannon are complete gibberish.
	Okay.
	Coctochrons are English gibberish.
	Yeah, they were more like some sort of Lord of the Rings type of thing.
	Oh my God.
	You know, like Jabberwocky, whatever.
	I just remembered a dream last night where something I thought was funny and then I woke up and it wasn't.
	Remember that joke that you made?
	Wait a minute, Cardi B?
	Yeah, so like last night in a dream, I was like dreaming and shit and then like there was this dude talking to like this other bitch and she was like, yo, Ricky, Ricky.
	And he's like, yeah?
	And she's like, nigga, you speak pig Latin and you eat in hummus.
	And I thought that was the funniest own ever.
	Yeah, that's actually pretty good for a dream bit.
	Usually dream bits make no sense.
	But if that happened in real life, I'd go, that's pretty good.
	Yeah.
	My hair's getting really voluminous.
	Yeah, no, the Rocket Cannon Sigur Ross.
	Sigur Ross are also made-up sounds.
	You know that beautiful video with the retards, 1-3?
	Where they're singing?
	I remember going to Iceland with homo photographer Ryan McGinley, and he said, oh, we're in Iceland.
	That's like that Sigur Ross band from Iceland.
	And I go, yeah, yeah, they might be around.
	It's like Reykjavik's a small place.
	He goes, I'm going to fuck him.
	And he did.
	Wow.
	Like, imagine I just show up to Hollywood.
	Oh, this is where Eva Mendez lives.
	I'm going to eat her out.
	And I do.
	So he's a Kweeb, too.
	He's a what?
	A Kweeb?
	What's a?
	A Shigarose?
	Anthony Coome made that up.
	It's Kweeb and a Kwe.
	Oh, you combine Kweeb and Kwe and you get Kweeb?
	What are you talking about?
	Yeah, like Faye and Queer is Kwe.
	And then Kweeb is like a queer Dweeb, I guess.
	But him and his buddies made that up.
	Okay.
	I can't hear anything.
	Dude, if you listen to Sigur Ross on a flight, you're out.
	Before they take off, you're done.
	Is this exploitation?
	This doesn't feel like exploitation.
	Drag down, drag syndrome does.
	This doesn't.
	I guess because it's less humiliating and they don't look ridiculous.
	Jump ahead though, so people know the jam.
	Pretty easy job, huh?
	Being the singer of Sigaros?
	Now the question is, does he do the gibberish the same every time?
	Because then that's very hard.
	No, it's not.
	It's just like, listen, it's just Gina Mi.
	I can't find the name of it, but I have a favorite Sigaros song, and if you don't know their catalog, you'll never find it.
	Because there's no way to look for it.
	It's you, you sat on you sadly.
	Well, this is their big hit.
	It's probably this one.
	But play the Cocteau Twins.
	They're the kings of it.
	I remember working so hard on lyrics in my various bands and like no one could hear one word.
	Why did I bother?
	I could have been screaming hardcore.
	I could have been screaming anything.
	And I'm screaming about like government control and human rights and women's rights.
	Women can't articulate.
	Why can't women masturbate?
	I worry about the world's fate with men in control.
	Damn.
	Our guitar said, I can't do that song anymore.
	It's fucking so gay.
	So we dropped it.
	I was really pissed.
	We were good.
	Go ahead more so we hear the.
	She's a very Caucasian woman, isn't she?
	I could never get with women that white.
	I don't know why.
	I guess it's like self-hatred, ethnomasochism.
	Or maybe because they look like my mom.
	I tried to decrackify my pussy list, which makes me just want to jump over to racism just out of the blue.
	We do have a new racism bumper somebody just sent it.
	Oh, let's rock it.
	Oh, yeah, that guy just sent it.
	Naggers, you, Mexican, ain't red, and all kinds of different chunks.
	Wow, that's a good one.
	Different types of chinks.
	Oh, crap.
	That was Zach.
	Zach said that.
	Good job, Jack.
	Zach.
	So, Charlemagne the God, who I was on Kennedy Fox business with before, and, you know, five years ago, six years ago, he had his head screwed on right.
	And now he just realized there's money in bitching and being a racist and saying white people suck.
	So now he talks about de-crackification of America.
	And the reason I bring that up is because I was looking at the Cocteau Twins woman and realizing I've been brainwashed into thinking white women aren't hot.
	But check out this segment, 25A.
	Are you there?
	25A?
	I clicked the first one.
	Let's see.
	Yeah, no.
	25A.
	I mean, I feel like we should jump back to racism, but just for fun today, I thought we'd sort of hop around on the same thread and see how that works out.
	So it's called The God's Honest Truth.
	There's clearly a lot of affirmative action in the writing because it is terrible, cornball writing.
	I don't think talk shows like this lend themselves to scripted content.
	We're riffing, we're joking around, it's a talky thing like Johnny Carson.
	And when it's scripted, it just comes across as really uncomfortable.
	Like this show, sure, we have technical difficulties and I yell at Ryan and stuff, but at least it's natural and that's the way comedy should be.
	It should be like radio.
	But scripted comedy, it just looks, and it's not what they do.
	Like his background is not reading a script.
	So he's just like Lily Sing.
	He's totally fucking awkward.
	Still with the fucking this end.
	There we go.
	Dota 327, I think it is.
	So we looked correct Germany through a program called Denazification.
	See, back in 1945, denazification was meant to start a post-World War II healing process by getting Nazis and their influence the hell up out of Germany.
	They did this by outlawing and removing all Nazi symbolism and propaganda from education, media, and society as a whole.
	The hope was to make the chances of Nazis regaining political power damn near impossible.
	I'm talking about as likely as Boosie being named Grand Marshal of the Pry Parade.
	That's our guy.
	That's our, come on, man.
	Today, actually, at boxing, Larry was saying, come on, man.
	Get your hands up.
	Keep your hands up.
	But I'm sitting in the heavy bag and I subconsciously just went, come on, man.
	And he comes over and he goes, you making fun of me?
	Oh.
	And I go, this is pretty hard to explain.
	But it's a meme where some old dude goes, come on, man.
	Come on, nah, dog.
	Come on, man.
	And then everyone laughed.
	I don't know.
	It worked.
	Single white devil damn thing to reckon with the legacy of slavery.
	And that's why I believe America needs to remake the OG denoxification and have its own reckoning.
	De-crackification.
	That's right.
	So we all know that the word cracker means white for nigger, right?
	It's said in a derogatory way.
	It's never like Crackers invented motorcycles.
	It's never complimentary.
	It's the closest you can come to an anti- White Boy is also very big.
	But Cracker is the go-to one.
	And I'm noticing its back.
	In fact, this weekend I was at a bar.
	Two dudes were sitting next to me, not saying anything.
	Okay.
	I didn't notice them.
	Like, I've never seen them there before.
	Turns out they're baby monsters.
	Whoa.
	One was a cop.
	The other was just a guy who looked like a comic book guy from The Simpsons.
	And this black dude comes over to me and he's like, hey man, you mind if I sit just wasted.
	You mind if I sit here?
	Now, there's a stool here.
	I'm at the end of the bar, quietly minding my own beeswax.
	He pulls up a stool past the end of the bar.
	So I'm already annoyed.
	Now you're in the way of people going to the bathroom.
	But okay, fine.
	Pull a chair up there and let's ignore this chair.
	And he goes, man, people know who you is.
	And I'm the dude who put up the Black Lives Matter mural.
	And I think he's talking about a nearby, I don't know if you'd call it a mural.
	It just says Black Lives Matter on the fucking road, which I've always thought is idiotic.
	Because people are walking on it.
	Like, what do Arabs do to the American flag?
	They stamp on it.
	We're now driving over this.
	And it's usually black and white.
	And black and white on a road, it's going to be covered in car shit and garbage, and it's going to look like crap in no time.
	That's why when you go to the Louvre, they don't have the Mona Lisa sitting on the ground.
	She's up on a wall being sheltered.
	Not even allowed to take pictures of it.
	So I know where this is going, by the way.
	This is like drunk guy feeling good, bridge the gap, we're all friends.
	I buy him a beer, we're all brothers, all that shit.
	And it's like, I'm not doing that for a number of reasons.
	One, I hate Black Lives Matter.
	Two, it's a given.
	Like you're not breaking any kind of, you're not going up to the head of the Klan and shaking hands and stopping street violence.
	And this is not the head of the bloods versus the head of the crypts.
	So this like coming together thing is made on the presumption that I'm a racist, which is insulting.
	So this whole nice gesture is actually insulting.
	So now I'm Pissed off.
	So he goes, You like Black Lives Matter?
	And I just, I know I'm supposed to say, Look, man, blah, blah, blah.
	We're all the same.
	I just said, fuck Black Lives Matter.
	And he's like, oh, man, fuck you, man.
	I go, you respect those fucking retarded dykes that run that communist organization?
	And he's like, no, no, man, but you got to admit, Black Lives Matter.
	Yeah?
	So?
	That's totally redundant.
	Everyone agrees with you on that.
	Like, you're not thinking outside the box here.
	You think that's radical because you think cops are hunting blacks for sport, but they're not.
	So, because that's not the case, your whole point is moot.
	So get the fuck out of here.
	Anyway, the cop shows up and him and his brother start running interference because this guy was talking in a drunken loop.
	You know, they keep repeating themselves.
	And they bought him a beer and they took the edge off for a bit.
	But the cop, too, I overheard him saying, I don't support Black Lives Matter.
	No.
	I do agree that you shouldn't kill innocent black people, but that is as redundant as saying you shouldn't throw your TV out the window.
	Why is it a thing?
	It's fucking embarrassing is what it is.
	Because it implies that we don't think Black Lives Matter and we walk over black dead bodies on the street because they're just niggers.
	Who cares?
	Maybe 13 people feel that way in America out of 330 million.
	So your organization is based on 13 people.
	And 13 is also the margin of error when you're dealing with 331 million people.
	So in other words, zero.
	In other words, your organization is a zero.
	It doesn't exist.
	And then later he's talking about, he keeps pushing that Black Lives Matter and black people don't deserve to die.
	And we're all like, what?
	Thanks for the news flash.
	And then as he got drunker, he would do shit, like go put on a sweatshirt and then take it off.
	Putting on his backpack and taking it off.
	And then he told me that some dude ran over the Black Lives Matter thing and like squealed his wheels on it.
	Squealed his wheels?
	What do you call that?
	Digging a track?
	Screeching a screecher?
	Burning out.
	Whatever.
	He left a bunch of tire marks on it.
	And then his thing was like, but we don't want to hurt him.
	All the brothers are like, we got to fuck him up.
	And I don't want to hurt him.
	I just want to talk to him.
	And I go, was he Hispanic?
	And he goes, no, Italian.
	And the vibe of the discussion was that he's a real mensch for not wanting to hurt the guy.
	And that was really sweet of him.
	And I'm like, you wrote something down on a road.
	And it got screeched upon.
	Yeah.
	What'd you think was going to happen, stupid?
	But here's a weird thing.
	When he was really annihilated, and now we're getting close to closing time, he's calling us crackers a lot.
	And the cop goes, oh, now we're using racial epithets.
	And then I said, you know why you can call me a cracker is because of black privilege.
	And then he's like, oh, come on, man.
	And I said, I could never use that kind of verbiage, even amongst us here where I'm with friends.
	I could never and would never say it in that context.
	But you can sit there and go, you fucking crackers.
	And then I could tell, this is the weirdest part of the thing.
	In Jared Diamond's book, Guns, Germs, and Steel, he also made a documentary of his book.
	And at the beginning, the Papua New Guinean tribesmen say, why does the white man have so much cargo?
	Cargo meaning stuff.
	They see cargo planes go by overhead, and they notice that white people have like binoculars and fucking little side things and shoes and those things.
	Thanks for totally throwing off the rhythm of the show with your fucking giant trombones.
	The New Zealand guy said that you guys got these sidearms and these guns.
	Yeah, yeah, no, I know what I'm doing.
	There he is.
	His pizza pie of a book is incredibly hard to follow because he basically, every time the white man wins, he blames it on some sort of a trick.
	And you go, okay, why didn't the black man use a trick?
	And speaking of germs as a weapon, do you know how hard it was for us to get into Africa?
	Ever heard of Dr. Livingston, I presume?
	That was a Scottish explorer who died from malaria and all the other diseases.
	Every time we went to Africa, germs kicked our ass.
	Over and over and over.
	The local Aboriginals could handle it.
	So is that Africans using germs against us in that particular case?
	No, it's not.
	Okay.
	So you only use your...
	He uses this hypothesis like a fucking scalpel.
	Very exact.
	Anyway, so their big obsession is why does the white man have so much cargo?
	And Jared explains it because they cheated, basically.
	That seems to be the white mentality that we don't deserve what we have.
	Anyway, this guy was giving me those same vibes.
	He's like, you fucking cracker.
	How did you, like, you're not even American, man.
	You came over here Canadian.
	And how did you get all those guys, those proud boys, and then all that money and all that stuff?
	How did you do that?
	It doesn't make any sense.
	It's like this guy mows lawns for a living in a golf course, right?
	And he's probably one of the top lawn mowers there because he's been doing it for a while.
	I've been doing this media shit since 1994.
	How long ago was that?
	That's a quarter of a century ago.
	I've been doing this every day, hours a day, for a quarter of a century, sir.
	That's why I can make money and influence people because I've been doing this for a while.
	In other words, I deserve it.
	Is that conceivable to you?
	It's not magic.
	No one handed me this.
	You go start a network.
	Go start a lawnmower.tv.
	See how many subs you get.
	You won't get many because you haven't been doing this for very long.
	So anyway, that was his tone, and we just ended up ignoring him until he left.
	But the cracker thing was definitely like, the subtext was: there's crackers everywhere, they don't think that black lives matter, and they get all their shit for free.
	Just like the White Like Me sketch on SNL that Robert that Jim Downey wrote.
	But I think I'm seeing an increase in anti-white racism and the fact that it's been so mainstreamed.
	Like, look at the way Charlemagne the God talks about de-whiteying America, de-whiting America, right?
	The Browning of America, is the same as de-Nazification of Germany.
	In other words, we are Nazis.
	We are just as detrimental to the world, white people are, as Nazis were.
	Fuck you.
	By the way, crackers wiped out the Nazis, just for the record.
	Good point.
	It's tired ass, racist ass, white supremacist bullshit.
	I'm Brenda Belatzer back with KKN Breaking News.
	A dangerous black man and so-called god, armed with a new television show, goes on an unhinged rant about white culture.
	Are we really okay with a man who covert with gangstas and pimps teaching our kids that southern pride isn't it funny that she looks a lot prettier in that costume than she would in real life?
	Whoops.
	That's a pretty lady with weird features.
	And I agree with you, Brenda.
	Blacks are bad.
	50 Cent should have to answer to the fact that he's like society in general, Western society is so cool with 50 Cent.
	An ex-murderer who shot his sister, just like Jay-Z.
	And then we have Snoop Dogg, who is a member of the Nation of Islam, where Louis Farrakhan said that Jews are termites.
	Now, that's pretty radical beliefs, yet totally mainstream culture here in America.
	No big deal.
	Anyway, go back to a great example of how they see us.
	It's the same as being a Nazi?
	Not to mention, I don't think Mr. Carmex the God, if that's even his real name, is getting all his facts right.
	Denazification didn't fully succeed in Germany.
	Does he want America to fail too?
	Does he?
	Black ass fly.
	Really?
	Black man can't have a show without Whitey getting equal time?
	Hey, ignore that crack-ass cracker and listen to your uncle Sharla.
	Now, was denazification a perfect solution to fixing Germany?
	Stop, stop, stop.
	This is a weird angle.
	So denazification didn't work.
	They're playing devil's advocate to sort of nip that in the bud because they know we're going to say that.
	Yes, it did.
	There's no Nazis in Germany.
	In fact, they are so cucked as a nation.
	I went and did a talk there at the Bonn, in Bonn, Germany, at the fucking cultural bicentennial, whatever the fuck it was.
	And I talked to the organizers and I go, so what is this about anyway?
	Because I was invited as a cool expert, believe it or not, because I had done a talk at Pratt that one of the guys attended that I'm now banned from Pratt permanently because during the talk, which was about, is Brooklyn the hot new cool, I went off at a jokey tangent about my mustache and said,
	just because you have a mustache doesn't mean you're gay.
	Seriously.
	I mean, not that I even care.
	Like, I don't even care.
	I pretended to be super paranoid about being called gay.
	And they found that to be homophobic and permanently canceled the talk.
	So Germany's not much better.
	And I talked to the organizer there and he said, so what happened was we learned after World War II that our culture was toxic and evil.
	So we erased it completely and we're starting from zero.
	And so we reach out still to this day, this day, what has it been?
	50 fucking years?
	To this day, we reach out to other people to help us rebuild our new country with new culture because we're starting from scratch.
	Everything is erased.
	I'm like, look, you weren't great.
	Don't get me wrong.
	But you don't hear China apologizing for Mao or Cambodia apologizing for Paul Pot or Africans apologizing for slavery or Russia apologizing for Stalin.
	They're just like, whatever.
	You had to break some eggs.
	I don't even think they're ashamed of Stalin.
	But yeah, Germany is just fucking self-flagellating, self-hatred.
	So yes, it worked.
	I think they overdid it.
	The whole country hates itself.
	And they invite refugees to come in and rape them on a regular basis.
	Literally, refugees are welcome here.
	And then they get raped and feel bad that the Somalians who rape them are going to be kicked out.
	But yeah, they decide that just because denazification wasn't a total success, and it was, that we shouldn't do decracification.
	Ridiculous tangent, but go ahead.
	Not celebrating racists was a step in the right direction to actual healing.
	Will decracifying America be easy?
	I don't want to heal.
	Because America really, really worships his bigots.
	But Germany used to feel sometimes.
	Look at our bigots.
	Who is that?
	Is that Jackson, Reagan, and Washington?
	Isn't that George Washington?
	I don't think that's Washington.
	Can't really see him very well.
	Jefferson?
	No, that's not George Washington.
	Is that Jefferson?
	Anyway, it's good guys.
	Reagan and Hitler face to face.
	That's right, Charlemagne.
	After World War II, Germans thought of themselves as the war's worst victims.
	As a matter of fact, they sounded a lot like the defenders of the Confederacy after the Civil War.
	No, that was World War I. That was World War I, you dumb bitch.
	And stop.
	And they were pretty much abused after World War II.
	So that is some rich academic philosopher, Jewish woman, who lives in Germany now and just lives off German guilt.
	She writes about Nazis and how bad Nazis are and how bad Germany is and philosophy, philosophy.
	She's just a boring academic white guilt nut bar who lives in Germany and lives off their guilt.
	Anyway, amateur hour at the Apollo.
	Keep going.
	Original Karen was Germany.
	But let me digress for a moment.
	America.
	Digress?
	This America had the unmitigated gall, the audacity, or should I say Caucasity to aid Germany in denoxification.
	While back at home, crackers ruled everything around me.
	It doesn't say that.
	You're a lion.
	That's still a Klan, okay?
	Actually, the original Klan.
	White communities were violently attacking black veterans and their families during the Airport Holmes race riots in 1946 and during the race riots in Fernwood Park and Columbia.
	Okay, you want to talk about the race riots in this past two years?
	The $3 billion of damage based on misinformation about black people being shot by cops?
	Would you like to talk about that?
	Charlemagne the God?
	Charlemagne the God.
	Thousands of lynchings going on here in America?
	And if all that wasn't enough, Hitler himself said he was inspired by how America treated blacks and indigenous people.
	Oh, you crackers got to talk to me.
	We way past due for a D-cracker.
	Champagne the God says he's in favor of Nazis.
	Shut up, cracker.
	Getting rid of Nazis was a good thing.
	They were definitely not good people.
	Is there supposed to be comedy in this at all?
	My God.
	Is it supposed to be funny?
	Yeah.
	Oh, whoa.
	On both sides, with America telling Germany how to act.
	But you know what it is?
	It's low IQ garbage, right?
	And the real subtext is glaringly obvious, which is, I don't like white people.
	I don't want them in America.
	I don't like their culture.
	And if you had, imagine this segment about the de-blackification of America and me comparing it to Nazis.
	And then I talked about all the riots of the past two years.
	Well, that's what, okay, that's enough of that shit.
	But look at this woman right before that.
	2-5.
	So she's in McCarran Park in Hipster Williamsburg in Brooklyn.
	And she appears to have mumbled to a couple, stay in your hood.
	She's probably drunk.
	McCarran Park is right next to a strip of bars.
	And they cannot wait to get that transgression on tape and then punish her and get her fired.
	So ruin her life, really, because she sinned.
	In our hood?
	No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
	Stay in our hood.
	Stay in our hood.
	I'm sorry, what?
	Stay in our hood.
	Stay in our hood.
	Stay in our hood.
	You just told us to leave the dog park and stay in our hood.
	Oh my God, did you just taste me?
	That's funny.
	Wow, the Karen is in the white.
	I'm sorry.
	You were right here.
	Watch this entire thing.
	Did you just watch it?
	The Karenness and the whiteness.
	She did.
	She just.
	And look at him.
	He can't wait to throw her under the bus.
	Wow.
	That might be her boyfriend for all I know.
	She did, sir.
	I don't know this woman.
	Fuck her.
	Fuck that bitch.
	How dare she be rude to you late at night in a park?
	Like, can you fucking imagine if the races were reversed?
	If some black girl said, stay in your fucking white area, you white motherfucker.
	It wouldn't register.
	No one would even acknowledge it.
	It would be a nothing moment.
	In fact, you can sit there.
	Look at this guy.
	He's so excited.
	I get to be the new...
	He gets to be the new birdwatcher guy.
	Basically, just George Floyd.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, she tried to slap the phone out of your hand because you were using it to ruin her life.
	Stay in our hood.
	You just hold us.
	Leave the dog parking.
	Stay in our hood.
	Oh my God, did you just shit at me?
	Shit.
	Well, that's funny.
	But she's got to cover her face.
	I'm sorry, you were right here watching her.
	Dude, I know people...
	I remember when Bushwick first started out, which is about a mile from there, and white people, young white people like her, would go to Bushwick because the rent was cheap.
	And black people would just scream in their faces all day, what the fuck are you doing in this neighborhood?
	Get the fuck out of here.
	I remember this girl, I wasn't there, but she's a friend of mine.
	She's buying milk.
	And she goes, I was just sitting in line as they all screamed at me, get the fuck out of here.
	You don't belong.
	And I just stood there in line, crying my eyes out, waiting to buy milk.
	No one's canceled for that.
	No one's fired for that.
	That's normal life in New York City.
	Is there an article we could pull up about that?
	Or is the NYPD going to look into the incident?
	No, for fuck's sake.
	But even if you had all that on tape, the general attitude would be, well, what's she thinking?
	You know, these white people, they ruin black neighborhoods with their whole foods and their shit.
	Like that guy who just ratted her out and went, yeah, that's her.
	She did it.
	She's a fucking bitch.
	This cowardice goes from infinity to beyond, frankly.
	So 25B or 25B?
	So I just wanted to jump there because we were talking about pearly dewdrops.
	But now let's go back in time to some fun stuff.
	We got a little too heavy out of the gate.
	I should follow my notes.
	It's like the guy from Fruit Loop says, Toucan Sam, follow your nose.
	It always knows.
	Stephen Tyler looks exactly like that mom that would let you drink at your house.
	This is 1-4.
	Remember this chick?
	She'd smoke.
	Yeah.
	You know, he paints his toenails, too, right?
	Yeah.
	He's got weird feet.
	She'd smoke and she'd, it's so gay that you know how his feet look, dude.
	But she would smoke and she'd also gossip.
	Like she'd go, I don't think Darren even likes Sandra.
	You know who he likes is Sarah.
	That's his S chick.
	Sandra and him are just together because it's the thing that you do.
	But there's no love there.
	She's cool, like to hang out with for a while, and then she starts laughing at her own jokes, just cracking herself up, and then you're just like, everybody's like, okay.
	No, I remember as a 13-year-old going, I don't know if she's an adult and I'm only a little kid, but it's weird that she knows our friends' names and knows like who's dating whom.
	Because we barely know that.
	Here's a not cool mom, 1-5.
	These are now coming out on a daily basis, and it amazes me that anyone thinks that anyone would give a flying fuck about your stupid rules.
	We have to keep updating them.
	I mean, I could show 100 a day, but this is, you know what this is?
	Remember the pickup artists?
	They were big for all.
	There was the guy, they had a reality show on VH1, Magic was his name.
	He had a big fur-top hat.
	And one of the things they would do to these poor bastards who would spend like $400 an hour for seminars is they'd give you like a little zip of like blonde.
	So you'd have a blonde patch in your hair and like a vest or something.
	They'd give you some flair.
	And that's what this is.
	This is an ugly nerd, desperate for some pizzazz, some flair, some color.
	And he's decided to leave his gender entirely.
	Which I blame on video games, by the way.
	Turn it up.
	I'm Lynx Wildcat.
	I am a polyamorous, pansexual, lesbian, non-binary trans woman.
	I'm also a furry.
	And my pronouns are she, her, and e.
	I, I'm Lynx Wildcat.
	I am.
	Imagine, like, I have no problem with any of that, but the polyamorous thing is kind of gross.
	I'm Nyx Wildcat.
	Is that her name?
	I'm Lynx Wildcat.
	Lynx?
	Yeah.
	Wildcat.
	So that's, we know what kind of furry she is.
	She's a Lynx.
	I, I'm Lynx Wildcat.
	I am Lynx.
	Unless she belongs to Lynx.
	Do you think when Lynx dresses up as a wildcat, there's a hole in her suit where she, someone, a guy puts his dink up her ass?
	Yes.
	That's gross.
	This is a Lynx Wildcat.
	Believe it or not, that's gross.
	It's gross that you dress up like a cat and you let men fuck you in the ass.
	You know the grossest thing about it?
	You're not gay.
	You're a straight loser who's on the spectrum, who can't get sex, so you let fat dudes who also can't get laid.
	You let comic book guy fuck you up the ass.
	That's sad and gross.
	Also in random news, I saw this cripplingly sad note left in a World War II soldier's vest.
	White man that no one gives a shit about.
	Sexist, even though he wants to have a daughter.
	When the war is over, we'll get married and the earth will grow flowers like you.
	And your womb, I'm butchering this.
	When the war is over, we'll get married and the earth will grow flowers like you.
	And your womb will carry the most beautiful girl in the universe.
	A letter found in the pocket of a dead soldier, 1939.
	And other piece of random news, 1-7, I got to get it out at the beginning, right?
	Outside of our cracker tangent.
	This, I thought, was fascinating.
	A map of cargo ships being held in holding patterns, some over a month.
	Officials have denied port entry.
	This is why we're having product shortages.
	Look at this by LA.
	Dozens and dozens.
	We're out of the chips for cars.
	We can't get new cars.
	Plywood is $76 a sheet.
	Talk to anyone in trucking.
	That sort of main drive shaft that all the trucks use.
	They're done now.
	The next trucks are going to start breaking down like a motherfucker soon.
	Look at that.
	Grocery stores are turning into Venezuela.
	In Australia, they're purposely not delivering stuff because they're sick of the mandates.
	And truckers said that they were going to start doing that here, too.
	And they were like, and then we'll stop that.
	You know, we're going to make sure we get our job done, but we're going to send a message to let you know that the world runs on our work here.
	But that's when it gets here.
	But this stuff is...
	I don't think it has anything to do with that.
	That's just.
	Thanks, Ryan.
	Thanks for your contribution.
	Isn't it lucky that we didn't de-crackify before we denazified?
	Yeah.
	Well, we are de-crackifying, right?
	We can't get any...
	White people are on strike.
	What is that weird loop?
	That rubber band coming up here.
	Oh, it's like glass breaking?
	No, no.
	Maybe it's not coming up as quickly as I had hoped.
	But it's very confusing.
	I could scroll through.
	No.
	No.
	No.
	There.
	Stop.
	What is that rubber band?
	Oh, maybe it's the elastic from someone's mask and they're being arrested.
	Hair?
	A lot of hair.
	Okay.
	Hair here.
	Oh.
	Are they covering their face and there's something in their hand?
	Oh, that might be it.
	Okay.
	We're getting scattered here.
	Let's focus on some good news.
	Have we got a bumper for good news?
	We sure do.
	Yeah, we do.
	Let's show some good news.
	Time to cheer up, folks.
	And that is good news that we have that.
	People eat animal dicks.
	I love that font.
	Find out what that font is and steal it.
	It'd be good for t-shirts.
	I sent this to you separately.
	We tricked a homo into saying the bird which is the bald eagle.
	That's very good news.
	He's at home being a fag.
	His shit is retarded.
	The bird which is the bald eagle.
	So that's a drop.
	Oh, of course.
	The bird which is the bald eagle.
	And then a gay exhale and brushes his chin.
	Wow.
	Other good news, ladies, if you're feeling ugly.
	Lena Dunham just got married.
	And she looks a hundred times worse than the last time we checked in on Lena Dunham.
	She's a fat fucking pig.
	She looks terrible.
	But some guy named Louis Felber, who is a Peruvian British, whatever that means, just say British, folky indie rock guy, and she's married him.
	They were dating very briefly, and they've just managed to tie the knot.
	I mean, he's no 10, but Jesus Lord.
	She's hideous.
	Look at her.
	She's gotten so much fatter since we last tuned in.
	And I think, yeah, didn't she have all her ovaries removed?
	She's ovarilous.
	Not exactly a catch there, Lewis.
	And you're in a band.
	So you can usually get a lot better.
	These are all pictures she's approved, too.
	Wow.
	Ladies, there is hope for you.
	If Lena Dunham can get a guy, absolutely anyone can.
	I checked out his music.
	It's not terrible.
	It's all songs about how much it sucks to be blind.
	Every time I sniff, I hear Carl Dungan doing sly stone.
	Tab for a yo.
	Tab for a yo.
	Like Kirp?
	Dude, your internet sucks shit.
	I gotta close.
	We gotta say goodbye to the face swap for a second.
	No, it's not that.
	It is.
	No, you're always wrong, dude.
	I guarantee it.
	That's what he's called, Atawalpa.
	Looks like hollowed.
	So beautiful.
	Is that her?
	Maybe he's a moron?
	I mean, Peru is not known for their IQ.
	Watching you all the time.
	The blue light chain my mind.
	What did the shirt say?
	Track to my hand.
	Blue light.
	Fuck Tory scum?
	Yeah.
	Tory mean the Tory party, the conservatives.
	I hereby officially take back me saying his music's not terrible.
	That was terrible of me to say it's fucking shit.
	I assumed you were being sarcastic.
	Whoa, ew.
	Was that her foot?
	Yeah, she's got a big zit on it.
	Ew, really?
	Yeah.
	Ew.
	Weird video.
	Oh, this song's going to be in my head all day now.
	Anyway, that's some good news there.
	Also, here's some fun news.
	China has declared Soros the most evil person in the world.
	Thanks, China?
	China.
	Maybe China's not such an asshole after all.
	When you're right, you're right, says China's Lord in Chen.
	China officially declares George Soros a global terrorist.
	He's, quote, the son of Satan.
	Chinese Communist Party labels billionaire globalists the most evil person in the world.
	The son of Satan.
	Isn't that great?
	So that's at least a billion people that hate him as much as we do.
	He's going to have trouble committing lawfare on all billion of them, the way he has on me and Ezra.
	And then I thought this was an interesting Soros segment, which is still good news because we're talking about Satan here, and he's been declared Satan.
	So this is just proof, a reminder of how bad he is.
	Still good, though.
	Doscano became the county attorney, the prosecutor in Fairfax, Virginia last year.
	He didn't get there by accident.
	George Soros, the left-wing billionaire from Hungary, sent the Doscano campaign more than $600,000.
	That's a lot of money for a local prosecutor's raise.
	That's because sometime in the last few years, George Soros realized that instead of trying to change the law, you can simply install prosecutors who will ignore the law.
	If you want to completely reorder America and wreck it, and he does, that works.
	And Steve Doscano has been a faithful disciple of George Soros.
	This year, his office has sought minimal prison time for several child sex abusers.
	Just last month, for example, a county judge told a sobbing young girl that Descano's officer had failed her.
	How did he fail her?
	Well, he refused to impose a life sentence on the man convicted of molesting her on a weekly basis between the ages of five and ten.
	Instead, the man got just 17 years in prison.
	Of course, he won't serve all of that.
	This show can now reveal exclusive details about a very similar case.
	The information was shared with us by Dump Doscano.
	That's a group trying to recall the prosecutor.
	We're fervently hoping they succeed.
	Here it is.
	Between 2017 and 2020, Carlos Umberto Sanchez Hernandez, an illegal immigrant from El Salvador, repeatedly raped his stepdaughter.
	We're not guessing about this.
	Hernandez admitted it.
	He pled guilty.
	Then Doscano's office struck a deal with the illegal alien for 12 years in prison.
	That means he'll be eligible for parole in seven years and could be out of prison at the age of 46 for raping his stepdaughter for five years.
	You should know that in the state of Virginia, the sentencing guidelines called for life in prison.
	Okay, that's enough of that.
	So today, as we were reporting.
	Getting a little dark.
	how did that make its way to the good?
	Yeah, the good news.
	Well, I'm showing you that this guy who funds pedophile freers is known as Satan.
	That's true.
	Wait, I got a thing that reminded me.
	Veritas, have you seen my Veritas video?
	I wanted to work in a James Veritas impression.
	Yeah, that's not the time, Ryan.
	Crap.
	So speaking of pedophiles, here's some more good news.
	An Oklahoma dad beat the shit out of a gay.
	There was a gay pedophile who was jogging in the neighborhood, stalking this man's son.
	So what the guy does is he wants to make sure his son's telling the truth, so he hides in his car and is there the next day when his son is waiting for the bus.
	And this guy jogs by again, and he beats the living shit out of him, collapses his eye socket.
	But isn't it annoying that the title has to focus on the pastor?
	Beating up pastor accused of touching his son.
	Priests don't rape little boys.
	Gay priests rape little boys.
	Why can't this say gay pedophile?
	And it doesn't say gay anywhere.
	It just says that this pastor, like that's a sexuality, molests a nine-year-old son.
	Anyway, the dad isn't getting in any legal trouble for that.
	Just like Russia, it's accepted as good news.
	And it is.
	Let's save the taxpayer some money.
	He should get much worse than a collapsed eye socket, by the way.
	Should have his dick chopped off.
	More good news.
	In Belfast, Northern Ireland, Hillary Rodham Clinton showed up to accept a fucking fake diploma dressed as a monarch.
	Complete with a, how dare you, little kid who looks just like, what's her name?
	Greta Thunberg.
	Greta Thunberg.
	Thunberg.
	Carrying her long cloak.
	Like, could you be more tone-deaf?
	Isn't that great news?
	War criminal, she yells.
	Boo.
	They boo her.
	21A was Ian Miles Chong's take.
	I'm a big fan of him.
	Thanks for calling.
	Don't try to shame the elite.
	They don't care about the optics because they know they will always be better than you.
	You're nothing to them.
	They don't even think about you.
	So true.
	Also in the good news segment of the day, Russell Brand, who comes from the dark side, has conceded that yes, there was collusion with Russia and it was Hillary Rodham Clinton.
	Trump, Russian, possible collusion.
	Trump with the Russians.
	Collusion.
	No time for history.
	It seems like years ago that we were hearing that Trump was colluding with Russia, that he wouldn't have won the election without Russia, that his whole presidency was a kind of Putin plot.
	Well, there's now serious evidence that it was the Clinton campaign and Hillary Clinton acolytes that were directly involved in the generation of what has proven to be a conspiracy.
	Untrue.
	Think about how much media you watched.
	Me, a person who I think broadly speaking is from the left, a liberal, certainly not a Trump support in Republican with respect to those of you that are, I find myself in awe, gobsmacked, flabbergasted and startled by these revelations that Russiagate was a democratic conspiracy.
	What difference at this point does it make?
	Because all of a sudden Trump.
	And the good thing is he's got like he's got 3.8 million subscribers and a million people saw this video.
	How many wide reach?
	Only 2,000.
	He's got 121,000 ups.
	So what are they saying?
	What are some of the.
	God bless you, Russell.
	People are happy to have him on the side of reality.
	It's amazing when you do some digging instead of leaning on others' decisions.
	Thanks to Hait RB.
	Thank you for covering this in a very balanced way.
	That's more good news.
	And then just finally, we often play people losing their shit at the airport, and African-American women of color tend to do pretty bad in this particular milieu.
	But here we have a fat Hispanic dyke bitch calling an old man a cracker, which is a theme.
	Today seems to be the cracker episode.
	And this black woman is fucking furious that they called an old man a cracker.
	After five hours of standing in line, she's ready to snap.
	Hit it.
	Do a refresh.
	You gotta fix that, Broham.
	And there's no fucking way that Skype is slowing down your computer that much.
	Your computer's always been slow, actually.
	This is like a record-breaking bad.
	Breaking bad.
	1, 1,000, 2, 1,000, 3, 1,000, 4, 1,000, 5, 1,000, 6, 1,000, 1,000, 8, 1,000, 9, 1,000, 10, 1,000, 11, 1,000, 12, 1,000.
	Jet blue has fucked all of us tonight.
	Old people, young people, everybody.
	That's just flying these days.
	She called him a prick.
	This is all on his behalf.
	Defending his honor.
	It's not very cool to have women have to defend you.
	I would step in if I was him and say, all right, it's fine, fine, fine.
	Fuck you, bitch.
	But I appreciate it.
	Thank you.
	I'm saying fuck you, bitch, to the fat dyke, by the way.
	15 kids?
	Why do you have 15 kids?
	Shut up.
	You don't even know why you're speaking if you run in your mouth.
	Shut the fuck up.
	You want to be too loud.
	Shut the fuck up.
	No police.
	I mean, not that I want police every 10 yards.
	But every time I see an airport brawl, I see zero cops.
	Including the guy who wanted to fuck with us.
	Even though we were next to a cop van.
	Yeah.
	And the thing is, it's not like, you know, we don't really need their help, but I mean, can you be there so that way we don't have to de-escalate this shit?
	I mean, is it our job to fucking keep peace?
	Yeah.
	You know, from some fucking...
	By the way, I saw Baby Monster sent something in.
	Rain Wilson is in a movie called Super, where he's a superhero who murders people who butt in line.
	Oh my god, wait.
	Yeah, I think I remember that.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Yeah, I don't think it's new.
	There's a great drop from that where the guy's like, shut the fuck up.
	Just shut the fuck up.
	I think he goes like, go fuck yourself.
	Yes.
	Fuck yourself.
	Fuck yourself.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, and then so he gets on his costume and he goes, he just brains him with like a steel club.
	He brains him, yeah.
	Let's see if I can find that.
	It'll be in the letters if you look up super.
	Nobody.
	All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right.
	Anyway, this goes on.
	And if you watch the whole thing, like you hear her several times say she's calling him cracker.
	It's an insult.
	It is the n-word.
	Yet, mainstream television has no problem talking about how we need to de-nigrify America.
	I'm sorry to use such rude words.
	It shocks me to come out of my mouth.
	But how is that different than decractification?
	Yeah, it's way ahead.
	Hey, hey, excuse me.
	Hey, hey.
	No butts.
	What difference does it make to you?
	No butting in line.
	Go to the back of the line now.
	Go fuck yourself.
	Fuck yourself.
	So good.
	Yeah.
	Like, you know, this big, handsome guy back here.
	Literally, what's wrong with his shirt?
	I don't know if it's flat.
	How does it affect you?
	The only time a butter has an argument is if he's behind you and he butts.
	You're in front of me.
	There's an example of somebody getting mad at me butting.
	Oh.
	Don't butt!
	Who do you think you're fooling?
	I just saw you.
	Oh my god.
	I didn't remember that.
	That's murder.
	A man after our own hearts.
	The kids in the Bronx were so retarded that they thought, like, I switched places with my friend in line, so he's behind us, and my friend's in front of it.
	And I'm just like, can I get in front of you?
	And yeah.
	So we switch.
	And nothing, the order of people in front of him does not change.
	He's like, hey, you butted in line.
	I was like, no, I switched places with him.
	It's of no consequence.
	Nothing's changed here.
	Nobody's.
	But he went back to your spot?
	Yeah, so.
	Were you touching each other?
	Or was it like Joe, Stranger, Ryan?
	Yeah, it was, no, Joe, Crybaby, Ryan, and then Switcher.
	So then me and Switcher switch, and then Crybaby Guy.
	Wait, why didn't you make yourself Ryan?
	I did.
	I'm not Crybaby Gym.
	Joe, Crybaby, Ryan.
	Right?
	No, it's Crybaby, Ryan, Joe.
	From back to front.
	Crybaby, Ryan, Joe.
	Yeah.
	And Ryan and Joe Switch.
	Correct.
	Well, that's just two guys standing next to each other.
	I know.
	And I mean, the retardation in the Bronx were pretty severe.
	When we played Tic-Tac-Toe and I blocked my friend Ashley's, this boy named Ashley's spot, when you block somebody's move, he was like, you're cheating.
	It's like, okay, well, I haven't played tic-tac-toe since I was a baby.
	Here we go.
	Also, our final good news segment.
	Turns out the FBI was involved in January 6th, after all.
	Now, the left is still spinning this.
	The left's take is that the Proud Boys are a bunch of FBI informants, which if that's the case, isn't that still good for them as far as being the biggest threat to America?
	If they're infiltrated by the FBI, then how are they the biggest threat to America?
	But the real story is that it looks like Proud Boys, Oath Keepers, didn't intend to storm the Capitol, but the FBI gave them that little push, as they are want to do these days.
	Fuck you, FBI.
	Fuck the Bureau of Investigation.
	New York Times, among those who merched in the Capitol.
	Oh, it's gone.
	On January 6th was an FBI informant.
	Federal law enforcement had a far greater visibility into the assault on The Capitol, even if it was taking place than was previously known.
	So they had the ears of certain naive proud boys and were like, Yeah, how's it going in there?
	All right, you doing good?
	Are you climbing up?
	Did you climb up?
	Did you smash the windows?
	Nice, nice.
	Okay, let's get Ashley Babbitt in there.
	Keep going.
	Glenn Greenwald's whole threads are really good on these kind of things.
	In June, the always wrong herd animals employed by liberal media corporations mocked those begun by Darren J. Beattie who reported the FBI's role in January 6th, just as they mocked those who said the same about the Governor Whitmer plot, which has since been confirmed by BuzzFeed.
	So Darren J. Beattie was on top of this way before anyone.
	He was mocked for it.
	I think banned, too.
	And here we have an old CNN headline that says Trump's GOP allies push groundless January 6th conspiracy theory.
	It's groundless.
	Keep going.
	Throughout the first war on terror, the FBI was at the center of many, if not most, of the scary domestic terror plots it accuse young U.S. Muslims of fomenting.
	It was the FBI that created and directed those to keep fear levels high, just as they're doing now.
	FBI bus plot to kidnap Michigan governor.
	Remember that?
	That was like the base?
	And it was like four poor bastards who were down on their luck, feeling shitty about themselves because their entire K through 12 experience was, you suck, you suck, you suck.
	And then an FBI guys, how about some revenge?
	Let's do it.
	I know it's tough competition, but HuffPost may actually be the shittiest, most dishonest, and most reckless news outlet after MSNBC.
	There is no liberal lie or DNC piety they don't launder as news.
	And then let's click on those.
	HuffPost says, Tucker Carlson and the far right want to recast January 6th as a false flag by the deep state.
	And that's, of course, Christopher Matthias, the lipless loser who used to work at Nerve.com as a sex columnist after he graduated from journalism school.
	All he could get a gig doing was writing about pussy eating and blowjobs.
	And then eventually his doctor parents got him a gig at HuffPost, pretending that the truth doesn't matter.
	And what's the next one there?
	More than 50 former Intel officials say Hunter Biden smear smells like Russia.
	I don't know Nick Visser, but he's probably another spoiled brat whose daddy pays his rent.
	Keep going.
	I'm still amazed at this Biden campaign video that HuffPost produced in the weeks before the 2020 election under the guise of news.
	Beyond being an obvious campaign ad, it was far worse, full of lies, ones they just mindlessly and obediently spread from ex-CIA operatives.
	You know what I'm thinking is going on with Glenn?
	He's got two young boys.
	He sees a world where boys are evil, proud boys being at the forefront of that, and it pisses him off.
	Keep going?
	And given that Tucker Carlson was one of the only people on TV willing to air the evidence of the FBI's role in January 6th, which the MIT, which New York Times confirmed today, let me highly recommend this new discussion between him and Megan Kelly.
	Just watch and judge for yourself.
	Oh, that's the one where she says the ADL has been out to get you since day one, and Tucker just goes, fuck the ADL.
	Welcome to the Megan Kelly Show.
	Your corrodes.
	What are you doing?
	That's an hour long.
	Hour 35.
	Oh.
	So many people in the liberal left-like think of themselves as free-thinking adversaries of corporate media, yet so much of their worldview comes from uncritical ingestion of the narratives constructed and peddled by those large media corporations.
	And then here he is, Glenn himself, talking about the FBI's role in domestic terror plots from the first war on terror to January 6th, these new right-wing plots fueling the second war on terror, the domestic version.
	I regard one.
	Sorry, just to be clear here, the deep state is right.
	The number one threat to deep state America is you and me and our guns.
	But that's a good thing.
	It's not a threat to the real America.
	It's a threat to the corrupt America.
	The Biden administration is currently doing is the second war on terror.
	But this one is focused domestically at American citizens instead of at foreign organizations.
	But the tactics being used are very similar to the ones used in the first war on terror.
	And I reported, Jesse, I don't know, on a dozen cases or so, very similar as part of the first war on terror, where the FBI would boast in this flamboyant way that they had broken up some dangerous plot being formulated and about to be implemented by American Muslims.
	And every time you looked, every time, it turned out that the people who designed the plot, who came up with the idea of where to attack, who funded the operation, were FBI informants or FBI agents.
	They were embedded all the time in these plots, not just in a way that they learned about them and then infiltrated, but that they actually manufactured and orchestrated them.
	And the question for me was always, if it's really such a grave threat, this threat of domestic Muslim terrorism, why does the FBI keep having to create its own plots?
	Why aren't they finding ones that they themselves aren't orchestrating?
	And that's the same question that I have.
	I was at a weird brunch that, what's his name?
	Jack Murphy.
	Jack Murphy put on.
	How did you know?
	Because I saw the picture.
	Oh.
	People were saying there was like, you're an old guy with a beard, and I shaved my head and got jacked.
	Some guy comes up to me and goes, hey, man, big fan.
	Can I get a selfie?
	And then I do the selfie, and then he goes, so what are you doing these days?
	Oh, I thought you were a big fan.
	Oh, I know.
	I more followed you in the 26, 2017 days.
	Oh, okay.
	But if you're a big fan, why wouldn't you know that I'm what censored.tv is and what I've been doing since?
	And he goes, well, to be honest, I've just been so busy.
	I go, you've been so busy for the past three years, you haven't had a half hour to spend?
	Oh, that's a cool artist dude with the MAGA hat who just got canceled because word got out that he's MAGA and his career is over.
	it was interesting.
	I don't know.
	A lot of young men asking for advice, wanting to know what the most important things going on in America are.
	And I said K through 12.
	We should get him on the show, Jack.
	Jack's great.
	Maybe we'll get him at the bar.
	Is he a bar?
	No, he's more of a sit-down dude.
	Oh, yeah.
	Yeah, let's get him to do a sit-down.
	But I was talking to a guy there, Jewish guy.
	They tend to be more anti-Semitic than most, maybe because they can.
	And he was talking about Tulsa.
	I brought up Tulsa, but we were talking about these old horrible examples of, you know, racist cops and the German shepherds and all that.
	And he goes, you look up those cases and they're not innocent.
	It's not a matter of some sweet little boy skipping a stone on the way to school.
	They all come out like Tulsa.
	And the Tulsa massacre was started because a man, a black man, sexually molested a woman in an elevator and was arrested for it.
	So today, it's all, you know, bullshit.
	Mike Brown didn't have his hands up and Trayvon wasn't just going to get some Skittles.
	But his point was, look up the old cases.
	It's the same shit.
	It's some dude picked a fight and then a riot broke out.
	But history wrote it down as racism.
	All right, that's enough racism for one day.
	Let's jump to COVID, shall we?
	That's a fun one.
	Charlie Kirk and some black dude debating masks.
	He's doing the Lord's work, that Charlie Kirk.
	I don't know.
	The groipers and the far-right guys really hate him, and it's like, he's done more for the cause than you.
	What have you done?
	Cloth in front of your mouth decreased it by virtually 100%.
	Now, that flies in the face of individuals who say, well, cloth masks could do nothing.
	And remember, cloth masks are also now recommended for public use by the CDC and the World Health Organization.
	So when you say nothing, even the data that you cite that says it doesn't do as much is at 10% effectiveness.
	The other data, that's the majority of the data, says it does it at 80% to 90% effectiveness.
	So I just want to make sure I'm understanding your position.
	Your position is that, first of all, does that study factor in whether they wear the mask correctly or not?
	Whether that they're touching the mask all the time and they're moving it?
	Does that study factor for that?
	This study factors for droplets that are transmitted.
	But think about it, John.
	I mean, a seven-year-old's not going to not touch it.
	Your issue with me.
	Brother, think about it.
	Your issue, the argument you're making with me is an argument of education.
	That means that young people have to be more educated.
	I'm a former high school teacher.
	They're high school students that may not wear the mask properly.
	What's wrong with folks that don't wear the mask?
	I think it's where you go to laugh, like learn to laugh?
	How to high school?
	The mask properly.
	That's part of the argument.
	The issue then is education and proper wearing of the mask.
	You're literally making my argument for me.
	That's part of the argument.
	You're making my argument saying if you wear it properly, then it doesn't matter.
	Yeah, but no one wears it properly, dude.
	But they don't, and they won't, and you know that.
	You're dealing with eight, nine, and ten year olds.
	The other part of the argument, though, is that it actually makes us unfamiliar with one another, harder to communicate.
	It stunts childhood development.
	So I want to read some of these numbers.
	And I want to ask you, do you think that masking children forcibly is going to help the 90% increase in suicide that we saw through March from 2019 to 20?
	Is it going to help the nearly doubling of mental health issues or the 333.9% increase in intentional self-harm claim lines?
	You're blaming all that on masks.
	No, no, no, I'm not saying that.
	I'm asking you a question.
	Is that going to help or hurt America's mental health crisis?
	Let's be very clear, brother, because I want to understand exactly what you're asking.
	Are you saying that a kid wearing a mask and adjusting to a new social norm yields this result?
	No, I'm asking you.
	No, it doesn't yield that result.
	There's nothing in the data set that says that.
	Okay, so you think that coincidence have no impact whatsoever, potentially mental health?
	Brother, I just answered that question.
	They told you they do have an impact, but COVID-19 has even a stronger impact.
	What makes you sound social development?
	Because the risk of death, brother, is so low for children.
	So that's fun.
	Yeah, the mental damage that this pandemic has caused and just the lack of childhood.
	Like, my wife always said eight is the best year.
	She remembers being eight, and she says that was what she remembers as the best year of her childhood.
	My son didn't have an eight.
	He didn't really have a seven either.
	Seven or eight have just been wiped off the map.
	We talked about this before, right?
	Like with not Gen X, not baby boomers, but the greatest generation.
	Some guy will have had polio and he'll be in hospital for two, three years.
	And that's just seven, eight, and nine are gone.
	That's normal.
	That wasn't a big deal.
	Now we have that too with our kids.
	No play dates, no camp, no sports.
	School was, sometimes there was school.
	When they get to school, they got to sit and wear a mask.
	To this day, they're allowed to not wear a mask when they go out for lunch.
	All right, my second COVID story is fugging nuts.
	Listen closely, turn it up.
	If individuals choose to not get tested for COVID but are home with an illness, they're now counted in the list as being part of that outbreak, and so it's less dependent on needing a test to be a part of identifying where there is an issue.
	We are, as I mentioned, working with education to determine if there are any adjustments that need to be made.
	If individuals are not.
	Did you catch that?
	Oh, yeah.
	From now on, everyone ill has COVID.
	That was considered a conspiracy theory.
	We were considered nuts for saying that if someone is in the hospital sick and they die, you make it a COVID death.
	And now, this is even crazier than that.
	They're just saying if someone doesn't come to work, if someone calls in sick, if someone's hungover, if someone stubbed their toe, if someone's lying and just wants to play golf with their son.
	By the way, I did that this weekend.
	My boy, my eight-year-old got a 25-foot putt.
	Wow.
	No, he sunk it?
	Nice.
	Well, what?
	No, he missed.
	Oh, that sucks.
	Why would I mention him getting a 25-foot putt if it didn't go in?
	That's just he hit a ball.
	That's true.
	So, yeah, when people say 25-foot putt, Ryan, it's implied that the ball went in the hole.
	Noted.
	And he must have hit it 200 yards in some other hole.
	Fun stuff.
	All right, we got a lot of mail because we haven't seen you in three days.
	So let's catch up with the mailbag.
	It's funny when that guy says, I was a high school teacher.
	Yeah.
	Those are the worst of the worst.
	You should be ashamed.
	Okay, I've already gone through all these, so I'm just going to start with my red flags.
	Hey, Ryan.
	This is called For Rye Guy.
	Hey, Ryan, I'm sure you had to have played the Spider-Man game from 2018 by now.
	Yes, he is a wrinkled teenager, a perpetual adolescent.
	Not even adolescent.
	You should be playing Spider-Man when you're 13.
	What's going on?
	What do you think of the fact that Norman Osborne looks just like Anthony Cumio?
	Ugh, a little.
	But I am familiar with the game.
	You are familiar with the game?
	Yeah.
	Do you know why Spider-Man was invented?
	To make kids happy?
	To make seven-year-olds feel better about themselves when they get bullied.
	See, I never found that refuge in superheroes.
	I just thought it was cool that they could walk on walls.
	Yeah, it is cool when you're seven.
	In fact, when my eldest boy was four and five, he would wear his Spider-Man costume so often that it smelled like pee.
	And we had like five of them we would rotate.
	Some of them, the ones that had the mesh here, he wore those out.
	He wore out the mesh.
	And I would hold his little waist and I would walk him up the walls.
	So he was like Spider-Man going all around the walls.
	And then he would jump and I would fly him.
	It was pretty exhausting on my upper body.
	That's normal.
	All that's great normal Spider-Man stuff.
	Then around seven or eight, he started getting more into baseball.
	And by nine, Spider-Man was long gone.
	Not for you, though.
	Well, video games are fun.
	Yeah, they're fun.
	You get to fly around town.
	I want to share a story of black murder syndrome with you.
	I knew a girl back in the day, back in Mobile, Alabama, in 2001.
	I was going to technical school learning electronics engineering.
	A girl in my class seemed cool, white girl.
	We became friends.
	She had a gnarly scar on the right and left sides of her neck.
	So I asked her about it.
	The story she told me was fucked up.
	It's something I think about every once in a while because she would cry about it every so often.
	Unfortunately, it's not the only black murder syndrome story I have from mobile either.
	But let's get to the story, A. There was a large black man that was serial raping and sometimes murdering women in the late 90s, early 2000s in mobile.
	It was mobile Alabama, of course.
	It was on the news, apparently, although I can't find anything and it's been forever.
	My friend was aware of this and it was late at night.
	By the way, why are you becoming friends with her, dude?
	Why didn't you fuck her?
	You're friends with a hot female?
	And she pulled up to apartment complex.
	She rushed to her apartment because it was dark, and I also figured she had some fear because she was rather attractive.
	She kind of looked like a Greek model with beautiful black hair.
	I'm sure she knew this would increase her risk of being victimized.
	I'm very disappointed in you, sir.
	You're this intimate with the woman.
	She's telling you the most horrible parts of her life.
	She looks like a model, and you're like, this is a great friend.
	When rushing to her apartment, she saw a large black man in her general range, and he was headed her direction.
	She got to her apartment, and she was about to lock the door, but the man pulled a gun on her and told her not to move.
	She didn't scream, and he told her to get down, and he raped her right there outside of her apartment with the gun to her neck.
	She didn't scream, thinking she would live, as not all the women raped were murdered.
	Next thing, she wakes up in the hospital.
	He shot her through the neck, attempting to kill her after raping her.
	She lived, obviously.
	When he was caught, she identified him and had to face him in court many times.
	Apparently, the case took many years, and every time she had to show up at court, it really fucked with her.
	He had no remorse.
	I never heard of her name in the news, and she's just forgotten.
	I can't even remember her name anymore, and that's just sad.
	This was all her detailing this to me over the time of me knowing her and her going to court numerous times while knowing her as well.
	If I can find any news articles, blah, blah, blah, but just discuss me how the media suppresses these stories and highlights the white-on-black instances.
	Thanks for everything you do.
	I think you'll get a kick out of this.
	An NYU professor says fewer men going to college will lead to a mating crisis with the U.S. producing too many broken-alone men.
	The problem with these studies is they're sort of based on boomers and maybe Gen X, but millennials, people don't get married at that age anymore.
	So parents used to be sending their kids to NYU, not for a good education, but for eugenics, because they know it's a quarter mil.
	So you're going to be of a certain caliber if you can afford that.
	And that's all they really want is their sons and daughters to marry within their class.
	But kids don't get married until they're like 25 now.
	So it doesn't matter what school you send them to.
	So this is a bullshit study.
	We have an email from Nate Ober called Zagota.
	Remember Nate Ober?
	Hell yeah.
	Ryan, can you do your Nate Ober to remind people?
	It's from years ago now.
	Of course I could do my Nate Ober impression.
	Gavin.
	Nate Ober.
	Basically that.
	Doesn't he get my name wrong?
	That's his political thing, McMinus or something?
	McKinse.
	I saw that Zakota read on air and I thought I would share this synthetic instrumentation I made along with a video.
	I identified deeply with the people we lost during Action Tear Garden.
	Four and I am in the group who were buried behind the establishment of that address with a similar state.
	I don't understand a word he's saying.
	And I made this video where the animation seems to be attempting to replicate a swastika, but to no avail.
	I think schizophrenics often seem to embody the compassion that they themselves have been neglected.
	Please watch for Ben in the comments.
	Nate Ober.
	Thank you for the update, Nate.
	Ben in the comments.
	I know he's doing a lot of graphic design stuff these days.
	Hey, the H3 new co-host, Hassan Piker Libtard, takes a stab at Tucker Carlson and Dave Rubin.
	This is Hassan Timecodes, H3.
	And it's him and H3 talking about Tucker Carlson and how they're white supremacists.
	Isn't it nice to see Muslims and Jews come together in their hatred for Christians?
	Two hours and eight minutes in.
	When it comes to insurance, it's nice to get it right.
	It's definitely not.
	I do actually think he is a white supremacist.
	Collars, like, man, he's just like a straight fucking bro.
	Like, and that's the thing.
	Like, he used to be on CNN.
	Like, he was a bow tie guy on CNN.
	You know what I mean?
	Like, no, he's a fucking media demon.
	He knows what he's doing.
	He's really good at what he does, unfortunately.
	He's a media demon.
	Tucker Carlson was exactly the same political person he was on CNN.
	It's just that CNN used to have left-wingers.
	And Coulter was on MSNBC before the national divorce.
	So the fact that Tucker was on CNN doesn't mean that Tucker wasn't Tucker before.
	He's had the same politics his entire life.
	Go ahead.
	Whose ancestors lived here and dramatically increased the proportion of Americans newly arrived from the third world?
	You have a rapidly declining European-American majority, and if we don't reverse this soon, we will be a minority in our own country.
	We've got to kill the point.
	We're both outnumbered and outvoted in our land.
	And no matter what you think about any issue, you will be powerless to make your voice heard in government.
	This policy is called the great replacement, the replacement of wealthy Americans.
	This trick is called guilt by association, where you juxtapose David Duke, who's a bad man, and Tucker Carlson, who's a good man, and you catch them both saying the same thing.
	All dogs are mammals, all cats are mammals, all dogs are not cats.
	The other problem here is what David Duke is saying is true.
	So any rational person from anywhere on the spectrum is going to notice that as we become more balkanized, Hispanics will vote for the Hispanic guy, blacks will vote for the black guy, and whites will vote for the white guy.
	That's just a fact.
	You can find an unfortunate person repeating that 2 plus 2 is 4 if you want to make someone look bad, but it's a juvenile trick for amateurs.
	Obedient people.
	Legacy Americans.
	What the fuck is a beta?
	Beta Americans.
	He's such a bitch, dude.
	You can't even say it.
	Like, that's the funniest possible.
	A legacy American is an American who's pro-Christian, pro-Western, who came here to not just succeed in this country, but contribute to this country.
	These new Haitians are not legacy Americans.
	He's talking about people that were either born here or second generation or at the very least truly revere this country and are not immigrates like, say, Joy Reed or Ilhan Omar.
	Those are non-legacy Americans.
	It has nothing to do with race.
	You fucking phonies.
	And by the way, you're both white.
	It's the legacy Americans with the 2.0s, bro.
	Bro, he's just like, he's such a bitch.
	He's such a cuck.
	Like, he can't fucking straight up say it.
	I mean, he's just trying to dance around the 14 words.
	You know what I mean?
	Like, he's so pathetic.
	He's replacing legacy Americans.
	Legacy Americans.
	Like, shut up, bitch.
	We know what you're trying to say.
	So this is the way that accusation works.
	You call someone a white supremacist, and they say, no, no, no, I'm just, like, I love Western culture.
	In fact, the thing I like about Western culture is that it's anti-racial identity politics.
	You guys are both Americans in my world.
	So if there's one culture that eschews race more than any and ignores it, it's Western chauvinism.
	And they go, you're such a bitch, man.
	Just admit you're a Nazi.
	What?
	That's how you win an argument?
	Because the legacy Americans, dude.
	Well, a legacy.
	Yeah, I mean, yeah.
	I mean, a legacy American is a Native American.
	Yeah.
	To be frank.
	So that's.
	That's an original concept, dude.
	I hadn't thought of that.
	That's the kind of thing you say when you're 12.
	I love politics.
	No, you don't.
	You wouldn't be making juvenile arguments like natives are the only legacy Americans.
	That wasn't America.
	America's 1776.
	The Indians, when they had this, it wasn't America.
	Then Britain ran it for a while.
	That wasn't America.
	Then America gained independence.
	That's America.
	New country.
	I appreciate so much about you and why I'm so happy I'm making the show with you.
	It's because you made it popular.
	You made it cool.
	And I love and respect so much what you've done.
	Oh, thank you.
	And to be able to sit and have a show with you is a true truly blessed.
	Hopefully the fans feel the same way.
	I hope they like it.
	Yeah.
	We don't.
	You suck.
	You all trying to get me vaccinated.
	Yeah.
	I wonder, I mean, I'm sure your audience is like, I don't know what your audience is.
	I think we've shed most of the COVID truthers by now.
	Yeah, probably.
	I don't think there's many.
	They're all watching Joe Rogan in the hospital, CRT TV.
	We shit on Joe Rogan and Andrew.
	Joe Rogan's in the hospital, is he?
	I don't think there's any.
	Is he on CCTV in the hospital or is he perfectly healthy, fucking dorks?
	Anyway, what a waste of time.
	Hello, fellow dads.
	I don't know if I'd call Ryan a dad.
	Not yet.
	I'm 23 years old, and I've been married for just over two months.
	I'm a second-year med student in the Midwest, and my wife just started a research internship a few months ago at the university that I study at.
	We were hoping to start trying for a kid in a month or two to line things up best with my clinical schedule this summer, but apparently we're both a bit more fertile than we realized.
	I've been big on wanting to have kids for a while now, but it's kind of hitting me now that we are really young and don't know what we're doing.
	I know that there probably would have been a time when we would have been more prepared.
	Fuck that shit, dude.
	How long have we been making babies for?
	A quarter of a million years?
	That's just Homo sapiens.
	As far as like ape-like creatures that are similar to us, we've been doing this for like, what, a million years?
	It figures itself out, okay?
	If the baby's crying, there's only three possibilities.
	She's hungry, she's tired, she has shit in her pants.
	So you change your diaper.
	That's that killed.
	We're now down to two possibilities.
	Give her some breast milk, depending how old she is, or maybe some baby food, whatever.
	That's that done.
	All you have now is, is she tired?
	If she's tired, you hold her like this, you swaddle her nice and tight so she can't move.
	She's like a little bean, and you go, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
	It's a workout.
	Just consider it working out.
	And the reason the shh works is because it mimics the blood that they were hearing when they were in the womb.
	You see, babies come out a trimester early because they have big heads.
	A horse just comes out and walks away.
	Baby comes out, it still needs another trimester.
	So you put it back in the womb.
	And the way you do that is you swaddle them super tight.
	Get one of those swaddling cloth thingies, so it's a little bean, and you go, shh, shh, shh, shh.
	I do it on the plane.
	I could put any baby down on the plane.
	Any baby.
	You go by the bathrooms where there's some room.
	Shh, shh, shh, she's out.
	And if those three things don't work and she's still crying, go see the doctor.
	It pays to be a hypochondriac at the beginning, not later on.
	Three and four, they skin their knees, whatever, it's cute.
	Put a band-aid on it.
	But I think it pays to be a hyperchondriac at the beginning.
	There's lots of great books out there.
	There's that The Happiest Kid on the Block, The Happiest Baby on the Block.
	Those are good books.
	But you'll figure it out, dude.
	It's fucking easy.
	Are you rushing to write that down?
	No.
	No.
	Why would you?
	I've heard you say that.
	I remember you saying that.
	So don't overthink it, dude.
	Some guy wants me to sell NFTs.
	Although I got word from someone on the inside that he's a scam artist and he's going to try to rip me off.
	Okay, last one.
	Ryan's temperament.
	Temperament.
	Dear Gavin, I was happy to see you happy at Ryan's great achievement of placing CGI on top of faces.
	Have you heard of the theory of the four temperaments?
	This theory has been around for over 2,000 years.
	It is still used in Catholic psychology.
	One is either choleric, no, sorry.
	One is either choleric, sanguine, melancholic, or phlegmatic.
	These temperaments come with natural strengths and weaknesses and certain dispositions.
	If you are choleric, oh, I am choleric, hot and dry.
	Ryan is the exact opposite.
	He's phlegmatic, cold and wet.
	He does remind me of phlegm quite a bit.
	Cholerics naturally have a greater erasable appetite than people in other temperaments.
	Interesting.
	Erasable appetite.
	Yeah, meaning insatiable, I assume.
	Really?
	Huh.
	Okay.
	What, you don't know what the word erasable means?
	It means insatiable.
	I thought unerasable would be insatiable because you can't erase it.
	No, it's not.
	It's not, it's not spelled like that.
	R-A-S-C.
	Oh.
	Oh, I'm wrong.
	It means the opposite.
	You could just stop your...
	No, shut your mouth.
	That's what it means?
	You don't speak English.
	You don't read books.
	Don't talk to anyone about vocabulary ever again.
	Having or showing a tendency to be easily angered.
	Easily angered.
	Me?
	No, me.
	Obviously, shithead.
	The erasable appetite empowers us to tackle difficult tasks without being crushed in advance by the extent and difficulty of the problems involved.
	Cholerics tend to be motivated by overcoming obstacles.
	Obstacles have the opposite effect on people of phlegmatic temperament, like Ryan, who rely on interior positive motivation.
	Ryan solving that little problem proves that he does desire to be a contributing part of the show.
	For how each temperament overcomes an obstacle, we can use the analogy of coming to a wall.
	The choleric takes a wrecking ball and smashes through.
	Thank you.
	The sanguine runs right or left until he hits the end of the wall and goes around.
	The melancholic takes a hammer and chisel to the wall until he makes a hole big enough to fit through, usually just by the deadline.
	And then, of course, the Ryan, the phlegmatic, sits at the bottom of the wall for a while until he throws up a grappling hook and pulls himself over.
	You can read more about the temperaments at fisheaters.com.
	Keep up the good work and God bless you, he says.
	Okay, I think we're done here, folks.
	Oh, one more.
	Perpetual adolescence.
	That's a good one to end on.
	Ow!
	I just cracked my pinky doodle dandy.
	This is a grown man.
	He looks to be about 38.
	And he's doing TikTok videos.
	It's Alex Caprio.
	Is he supposed to be looking good?
	He doesn't even look better.
	He's got some cheap fucking Walmart shirt on, but I don't know.
	His hair had a little more oomph at the beginning.
	And he didn't even shave.
	What?
	How is that a wow moment?
	All right, final video.
	So this happened on Friday in New York City.
	When I went to that Jack Murphy thing, by the way, OEV, it was in Jersey City, and I thought, Waze is saying the Lincoln Tunnel, but I want to watch censored.tv on my phone.
	So I don't want to use up Waze on my phone.
	So I'll just use my car's GPS.
	It said the Lincoln Tunnel.
	The Lincoln Tunnel is AIDS.
	Never do it.
	Holy shit, is it impossible to get onto?
	I tried to go on the outside lane.
	I thought I'll cheat and go back in, and I couldn't get back in.
	So I had to loop around Soho and then come up straight at it and not getting good at it, if you will.
	35 minutes to go three blocks.
	I was sitting in my car going, this fucking sucks!
	Screaming.
	Anyway, at one point I had a horse and carriage by me, and I think it was this one.
	Now, this was two days earlier.
	So it's probably a different horse that I saw, but it had the same sort of get-up.
	So it appears here that a car hit a horse.
	Apparently, this was his first day as a horse and carriage horsey.
	You know what's weird about these horses?
	Have you ever seen where they keep them?
	It's just off the West Side Highway in Hell's Kitchen, and it's in a townhouse apartment.
	What?
	Yeah, they've renovated it, so it's just floors.
	But from the outside, it looks like any other apartment, you know, tenement five-floor walk-up.
	But on the inside, it's just wood and boards and shit and dirt.
	And they look out those windows.
	But yeah, that's the horse knocked out.
	People, of course, screaming because it's an animal.
	If it's a human, they just walk by.
	They don't give a shit.
	Oh, he came to.
	Now he wants to get up.
	Struggling to get up with all the things on him.
	I'm surprised he doesn't start kicking ass.
	He's got a headache for sure.
	Of course, the women have to get involved.
	I'll handle this.
	Stop.
	Look at all these women handling everything.
	Why would they need to stop?
	I don't.
	Stop getting involved.
	Then she goes, get the car out of here.
	So he's like, good, I want to get out of here.
	I'm only getting shit for 10 years.
	Look at her move.
	That arm is actually working.
	Yeah.
	Interesting.
	That's a good move.
	I thought she was threatening to do like a Roman salute or something.
	She's like, I'll do it.
	I have a cockbang 45 degrees away.
	Look at all that blood.
	Oh, man.
	That's the thing you never want to see.
	Animals bleed.
	Old people.
	Animals bleed?
	Dude, I drink animals' blood at Keene's Steakhouse every time I'm dumb.
	You know what's funny?
	That is not blood.
	What is it?
	I just saw this thing.
	I'll look it up.
	But that's...
	It's not blood.
	Blood in beef isn't blood.
	It's some sort of like plasma or some gay science thing.
	Some gay science thing.
	Red juice on your plate isn't blood.
	Let's not go to Huffington Post for that.
	We'll go to steak school.
	Myoglobin.
	Isn't myoglobin part of blood?
	That's right.
	Even the rarer steaks are actually bloodless.
	Instead, what you're looking at is a combination of water, which makes about 75% of meat, and a protein found in muscle tissue called myoglobin.
	So it's a protein.
	Hemoglobin, it sounds like.
	It sounds like it's a problem.
	Yes, that's the word again, but myoglobin isn't blood.
	Its job is just to transport oxygen through The muscle.
	It looks like blood on your plate because, like hemoglobin, the iron in myroglobin turns red when it's exposed to oxygen.
	That's why muscle tissue is red.
	Most mammals have plenty of myoglobin in their tissue, which is why the meat that comes from mammals is known as quote-unquote red meat.
	Well, it's known as red meat because it's red.
	It's fucking red.
	And meat that comes from animals, blah, blah, blah anyway.
	Fun little quick app.
	We'll see you tomorrow.
	I think I want to do a sit-down with Jackerdoodles.
	But yeah, this is the cracker episode.
	Cracker has become an accepted word because racial tension is growing in this country.
	Racism is at an all-time low, but thanks to media hysteria, the fear of racism and calling people crackers and hating each other is at an all-time high in a strange way.
	You know what I mean?
	I guess the real truth of it is racism from whites is at an all-time low.
	Racism towards whites is at an all-time high.
	Thanks, media.
	Thanks for your fucking compulsive lying.
	It's ruining America.
	On an upside, we are mad as hell and we're not going to take it anymore because we're sick of this shit.
	And it's working in a small scale.
	We're seeing this with teachers getting canceled for their radical leftist beliefs.
	And we're going to start seeing this in politics and in media.
	I mean, female magazines, female blogs, female websites are at an all-time woke peak and they are all going bankrupt.
	So this self-destructive ethno-masochist plan to destroy America is in full effect, but that doesn't mean it's working and it certainly doesn't mean it's going to work.
	So let's keep up the good fight, folks.
	Remember what we say here on Get Off My Lawn: get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
	I will tell you away.
	I will tell you away.

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