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Sept. 20, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S04E31 - I GOT THE COVID

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	Summer moon hot stand on a machine.
	I'm from New York.
	It's get off my horse with the fire.
	Good luck, hard lads.
	Everything wants to have fun.
	We want the feeling just over and over again.
	More, just give me more.
	Cause we're addicted to the move.
	Oh yeah, we do it again.
	We got the move.
	We got the move.
	It's a German metal dance band.
	Eskimo Cowboy.
	Not cowboy, but cowboy, I guess.
	Caliboy, Californian.
	I thought Germans hated clown bands.
	Now you're allowed to make joke music?
	I told you about that story once.
	I was in Germany, and this German dude was staring at me all pissed off.
	What a hottie.
	What do you call a hot girl in Germany?
	A tourist.
	And they said, eventually I go, you all right?
	And he goes, how are you doing in Canada with your moxie ladies and your bare-naked fruvis, your fucking clown bands?
	Okay, I'm going to make fun of you then when you guys have clown bands like right now.
	Anyway, fun metal dudes.
	Also in the news, I did not know this, but Don Lemon doesn't know that disrespectful is a word.
	This skipped me by, so let's repeat it.
	Don't act like a child and expect to be treated like an adult.
	Don't be disrespectful to people or not respectful.
	Disrespectful, I think, is not actually a word.
	But don't not be respectful to people and then expect to be treated with respect.
	Don't act like a child.
	That might be a drop.
	Don't not be respectful.
	The reason disrespectful exists as a word is because it sounds awkward to say don't not be respectful.
	So he came up with a patch.
	I just like to keep everyone up to date on my health.
	So I went to Westfest, did a lot of partying in very closed quarters, came back and I said to everyone, are you guys okay?
	I feel pretty weird.
	And like, no, man, you were partying harder than us.
	I party pretty hard.
	When I like to party and I party hard.
	Wait, when it's time to party, we party hard.
	Is that what Andrew WK says?
	Let's see.
	And then you guys, you got some calls from Ohio.
	They said, actually, we are pretty fucked up.
	Yeah.
	They said everybody who went there was sick.
	Okay.
	Or got sick.
	So then we're now seven days ago.
	And I just sort of felt not on.
	Now it's time to party and we'll party hard.
	Zika boosh.
	And I had that feeling in Sid and Nancy when they're on the train and Sid Vicious is like, Nancy, more bones.
	It wasn't that bad though.
	It was like a bad hangover.
	So I don't know if I had a mild case or if everyone was being a pussy or what's going on.
	But I felt unusual, weak, and I didn't want to lie down, but I didn't want to get up.
	And I would lie down and like watch the end of Gangs of New York, for example, and then get up and go, what's going on?
	And anyway, I'm sort of mixing up the times here.
	I'm going over the course of the past week.
	And then on Wednesday, I do ants show.
	And I can drink, but it doesn't feel good.
	And then on fucking, was it, I think it was Friday I had that shot, dude.
	Yeah, it was Friday.
	So anyway, Wednesday, I go, all right, I can't be, I'm going to my gym.
	I can't be giving everyone COVID.
	My wife doesn't want me bringing COVID home.
	So I go to this place on 35th where they do it for $150.
	They do the quick test.
	They don't go all the way down your nostrils.
	They don't, as they put it, we don't need brain matter.
	So they do my nostrils and they say, we'll have it in 15 minutes.
	We'll email it to you.
	And then 50 minutes later, I get a notice back and it says, you're good.
	You were tested negative.
	Okay?
	Then Thursday rolls around.
	We do the show, right?
	I'm still kind of weak.
	I didn't work out.
	I remember Wednesday working out and just feeling like so exhausted.
	And then at home on the weekend, I would do something like I help my wife lift her peloton upstairs.
	And it's a heavy bike, but it's up a flight of stairs.
	I mean, I lift weights.
	And just after that, I was panting, exhausted.
	Going upstairs was exhausting.
	A lot of panting.
	And then Saturday, I go out for some laggers with my British friend.
	And I can't taste shit.
	Nothing.
	Beer tasted like carbonated water.
	And then I was plunging my nose into a shot glass of fireball.
	I couldn't get anything from smell, but when I drank it, I kind of got a bit of a semblance of a taste.
	But that thing is just a mountain of sugar.
	And you wonder how much of it is your memory and how much of it is texture.
	A lot of fireball is the texture.
	And then the bartender got me some hot sauce.
	I put it on my hand and I licked it.
	And it felt hot, but it didn't taste like anything.
	And I couldn't smell shit on the hot sauce.
	So what's happening here?
	So luckily, the part of the brain that COVID-19 affects when it gives you anosmia, which is the loss of smell, is this part of the brain here?
	It's one of the few parts of the brain that actually can rebuild and be retrained to go back to normal.
	It's very lucky.
	Because living without smell has a lot of negative implications in the future, obviously.
	It could cause depression.
	You never know.
	Well, you don't like food anymore.
	Yeah, yeah, that's a huge part of it.
	I'm just a food fan, though.
	Or just smelling the air.
	You know, you take that for granted.
	But when I lost my smell, I was like, I like smelling things.
	So you had it.
	Yeah, I lost smell for like a month and a half, maybe, and then after that, oh, no.
	How come we never knew you had COVID?
	A couple weeks.
	How come you never mentioned it?
	I don't think I had any other symptoms, but I lost my smell.
	I might have mentioned it on the show.
	I think I might have mentioned it on the show.
	When did you have COVID?
	Before the new studio was months ago.
	And then I had what you might have coming back from your loss of smell, which is parosmia, which is the confusion of smells.
	So you'll smell things, you know, you'll smell them, but they smell weird or vile.
	What happened to Peewee there behind you?
	Oh, yeah, I was doing a little bit of tactical wall redecorating, but I didn't get around to it.
	Now, I'm having some issues with it, so I have to actually, I think, get my screwdriver involved.
	But I'm going to try to actually...
	Why would you need a screwdriver involved?
	That's the whole point of tactical walls.
	The thing is, you have to insert these shelves from the end in?
	No.
	You do.
	No.
	You do.
	Nope.
	In order to put this shelf on this track, you can either put it from the end or there's spots along the wall where you can push it in.
	Correct.
	Depending on where the screws are.
	The only time you're not allowed to stick it in the middle is if there's a screw there.
	Exactly.
	This has multiple sets of screws.
	So I see what you're saying.
	I can put it in the middle here.
	But you can't put that in the middle.
	They all have to go at the same time.
	Whatever.
	So I'm just trying to figure out workarounds.
	But I was never bedridden.
	I mean, I slept.
	I went to bed early, like 10 p.m.
	Got up at 8.
	I missed the gym Thursday and Friday.
	But otherwise, it's been pretty normal.
	Yeah, it doesn't really take a toll on you much.
	Besides, maybe if you have respiratory problems, I would check that out.
	But otherwise, it's a nothing disease.
	Lots of coughing up phlegm.
	Yeah, I did some phlegmy stuff this weekend, too.
	That's why I'm kind of weirded out.
	I guess it's not possible that I could have had something else that made me lose my taste and smell.
	I don't know.
	I mean, I just had a roast beef sandwich.
	I could kind of taste the mustard.
	Anyway, they found the body of that chick, Petito, Gabby Petito.
	And here's what pisses me off about it.
	They let that fucker come home and say, yeah, I'm not talking to anyone.
	I'm getting a lawyer.
	And they went, okay, well, we'd like to know where her body is.
	And then they had the dad begging.
	If that was my girl, I would have kidnapped him and tortured him into telling me what's going on a long ass time ago.
	But also, why wasn't he thrown directly into custody?
	The January 6th meanderers have been in the shoe for six months because they trespassed and grabbed a podium.
	This guy clearly murdered his girlfriend and we wait for his permission to talk.
	You tell us when you're ready to talk there, Brian.
	And now, now that he's escaped, they're telling the parents they have to get out and the house is a crime scene.
	Boy, the FBI is looking real pathetic these days.
	This is not the FBI I thought of when we played cops and robbers as a kid.
	This is the incompetent boob patrol.
	This is what happens when the justice system goes woke.
	What a bunch of fucking losers.
	Nice job, boys.
	You should have grabbed him and thrown him in jail.
	He doesn't have to talk without a lawyer presence.
	That's part of the Constitution.
	That's how our government, that's how our country works.
	However, you make sure he can't escape because he is the one holding the key.
	He holds the secrets.
	Speaking of feds, did we see them?
	So there was a rally on September 18th.
	Anyone with an ounce of a brain saw that it was a setup.
	Even the dummies that went to January 6th could figure that out.
	And it was all media and feds.
	And so the media's take was, ah, ha, the leftist media, your Patriot rally didn't have anyone go to it.
	Yeah, because we sussed it out as a Fed operation.
	But look at this picture.
	Have you seen this going around?
	Yes.
	Look at that.
	And you know what's weird?
	I've noticed cops on their off day do this to their shorts.
	And I've never seen anyone else do it.
	Oh, cuff them.
	Yeah, roll them up into these little thingama doodles.
	Oh, wow.
	Like, instead of having your shorts hemmed, I guess you cut them to size, and then you carefully make these little, like, four-layer cuff.
	And look at their fucking hairdos.
	When action is so low, the only thing you can cuff is your shorts.
	You're just like, I gotta cuff something.
	I'm gonna cuff these shorts.
	I don't get it.
	Because instead of cuffing a power.
	Oh, I see.
	Yeah.
	And look, they all have guns in their pockets.
	They've got the Fed hairdo, and they're all wearing the same pair of fucking Ray-Bands.
	Like, guys.
	It might be Oakley's.
	Yeah, Oakley.
	That is the operator sunglass.
	And I said to my MAGA dads, I'm like, no tattoos.
	Gave it away for me.
	And one of the guys goes, I don't have tattoos.
	Like, yeah, you're a dad in the suburbs.
	The kind of people who go to rallies are Rust Belt conservatives, tradespeople, and they have their kid's name Jake here that's surrounded with sort of a tribal accent.
	So you know those guys are getting made fun of like fucking Crazy at work.
	Cops are brutal.
	I assume feds are the same way.
	Then this one.
	Oh, yeah, that's a famous one where they see him showing the badge to one of the guys.
	At least he has interesting sunglasses, that guy.
	But same stupid jeans.
	Had a firearm on him, and then they just escorted him out of the area without arresting him.
	So.
	What did you think was going to happen?
	Another January 6th?
	I had a discussion with a liberal dad at one of my kids' games on the weekend.
	He's like, look, I know the Proud Boys, that was something.
	He goes, what are they today?
	I know there's nothing to do with you.
	The one you started is totally different.
	And I go, no, it's the same.
	I mean, there's a group that's more into rallies than the others.
	Still the same organization.
	It's not like I started a cool thing and then they became Nazis.
	No, that's the media's depiction.
	And he goes, look, I hate extremists on both sides.
	I don't like extremism.
	Which is like the thing you say.
	And I go, Louis, I'm changing his name.
	There is no radical right.
	The radical left is mainstream.
	So the idea that there's like, we're all normal, and then there's some crazy radical leftists and some crazy radical rightists is bullshit.
	I'm sick of that Dr. Zeus take on it.
	It sounds good on paper, but it's not what happens when you look outside.
	When you look outside, you see two years of radical leftists endorsed by the media, endorsed by the DNC, burning this country down, murdering 36 people, causing 3 billion in damage, destroying a statue in every major city in the Union.
	And then what do we see on the right?
	The meandering.
	An unfortunate sweatshirt.
	Heather hire.
	Some guys with tiki torches.
	That's not the same.
	One is very, very esoteric.
	The other is normalized.
	Caramelized and normalized.
	And I said, want me to prove it?
	I'll prove it.
	Go find Q. You can do it now.
	You can do it later.
	Go find Q's latest updates.
	If this is such a heavy thing that is so influential on all us Trumpers, then it should be easy to spot.
	You should be able to go to Q.com, but you won't be able to find it, and you can spend all fucking day.
	And even the baby monsters who would email us go, you're so fucking ignorant, Gavin.
	Our baby monsters are so rude, by the way.
	Everything is like, so stupid.
	Meanwhile, they've created nothing.
	Nothing.
	They live with their mom.
	They have a part-time job and they laugh at everyone else.
	The less you accomplish, the more you trivialize others' accomplishments.
	Take it down with the arrogance and notch, boys.
	But all you have to do is go to 8chan and then do a Reddit search for 4chan and then look under Q Update tabs.
	No, I'm not doing that.
	I don't care.
	And then he said to me, he goes, honestly, though, what do you think would have happened to the politicians if they had made it to the politicians?
	I go, didn't they make it to the politicians?
	I mean, were they so far away?
	And I don't know.
	If they made it to the politicians, they'd probably do more of what they were doing on the way there, which was meandering.
	Oh, no, I've seen footage of people going nuts.
	Maybe outside, the New York Times has spent hundreds of hours editing together a salacious trailer.
	But the truth of the matter was, it's the guy with the podium, the guy taking selfies, yada, yada, yada.
	An infinite prison term for that.
	So then he goes, well, a cop died.
	No, he didn't.
	No, no, one of the cops, he was hit with a fire extinguish and he died a couple days later.
	No, no, no, no, no.
	See, it's like talking to flat earthers.
	You have to know all of their mistakes and be able to explain them quickly.
	Like when they say there was no evidence that the election was stolen.
	Yes, there was.
	There was unprecedented support for Biden, who has no enthusiasm whatsoever.
	His voters don't like him.
	Yet unmitigated turnout.
	We had discrepancies in Arizona, in Georgia.
	We saw people pulling out hockey bags of votes.
	We had people sneaking in extra votes.
	They got caught doing that.
	We had officials hiding the windows.
	The list goes on.
	But I should have a better point form list ready when people say there's no evidence.
	And then with the cop, I did have everything ready and I was like, look, here's what happened.
	He got pepper sprayed.
	He died two days later.
	It was assumed and the police said that he died from injuries sustained on January 6th.
	The cops will want to do that.
	It's better for them.
	So they err on the side of he was killed by on the job.
	The truth is that he died of natural causes.
	Very unfortunate.
	He had a problem with his brain stem, back of his head.
	He was not allergic to the pepper spray.
	He didn't enjoy the pepper spray that he got, but it was not a big deal.
	He survived and his death was unrelated.
	And when you look it up today, what was his name?
	Sicknick?
	Brian Sicknick.
	Sicknick?
	The first page is died of his injuries.
	You have to go like two pages into Google to see died of natural causes after January 6th.
	Okay, I usually like to spend some time doing sillier stuff, but holy shit, what a neutron bomb I discovered this morning on COVID.
	Kudos, Jilli Neck.
	We murdered people.
	We didn't handle the pandemic badly.
	We turned the pandemic into state-sanctioned genocide.
	And not just here, across the Western world.
	We upped the numbers by murdering people.
	Now, let's start actually with the first one, 1.8.
	So, this is a funeral director in Milton Keynes, and what he talks about is how he was told all these people have COVID and he had to wear hazmat suits, right, to pick up the bodies.
	And he was scared because he believed what he was being told, and which is it's a very contagious disease that will kill you.
	And so, he was freaked out.
	He wore hazmat when he picked up these bodies.
	And the families were really concerned because they go, he died in a motorcycle accident, or he died of brain cancer.
	Please don't be scared to pick him up.
	And he goes, don't worry, I'll risk my life and I'll treat these bodies.
	Now, unbeknownst to him, he wasn't risking his life.
	But he talks around 1037 about these bodies being blamed on COVID, the deaths being blamed on COVID.
	Perhaps on the bedside cabinet or in a bin, because I was actually looking for them at that point, you know, where they hadn't perhaps been as careful as they ought to have been, doing that kind of thing.
	So that was something that was, you know, kind of raised alarms for me.
	And then what's he talking about?
	Trying to find the care homes and nowhere else is remarkably.
	Oh, yeah, yeah.
	So stop, stop.
	So this whole interview is really interesting, but he says, I'm picking up all of these COVID patients only at old folks' homes.
	Not at the hospital.
	And him and his other funeral director are picking up the same number of bodies that they usually pick up.
	So what he's discovered is they're taking all of the normal deaths from the old folks' home and calling them COVID deaths.
	As likely as me winning the lottery several times in three weeks, it just doesn't happen.
	It's impossible.
	I would hasten to add that all of those people were labeled with COVID.
	I never saw a doctor in attendance once.
	No doctor ever attended to my knowledge.
	I never saw a COVID test once.
	I never saw an incubator or sorry, a ventilator.
	So there was no need for those patients to be overdosed, shall we say, or heavily sedated to be intubated because there were no ventilators.
	Okay, so this is getting heavier now.
	So what he's saying is the patients that he would pick up had been euthanized.
	They had been given fatal amounts of morphine.
	They had been drugged to death because you're going to die anyway, so why don't you go out peacefully?
	Mass killing.
	Mass killing of old people.
	I suspect that thousands of people were killed, euthanized in these care homes using Medazlam.
	And on the odd occasion, I did, in fact, see small files, perhaps on the bedside cabinet or in a bin, because I was actually looking for them at that point, you know, where they hadn't perhaps been as careful as they ought to have been doing that kind of thing.
	And so that was something that was, you know, kind of raised alarms for me.
	And then as abruptly as that started, it finished.
	And then I had a pandemic guy ring me and he introduced himself as a government-sponsored pandemic guy.
	And he told me that as a funeral director, his job was to call all of the funeral directors in the area.
	And he was to collate the numbers of deceased.
	So first of all, he would ask me, for example, what my capacity was at a funeral home.
	So how many I could hold here at the funeral home, how many I'd picked up that week, how many were COVID and how many, you know, where they'd come from kind of thing.
	So it wasn't really very long.
	He used to call every Monday.
	He almost immediately started steering me.
	And by that, the conversation would go much like I picked a guy up from a care home that was in his 90s.
	He'd had a full life.
	No doctor in attendance, no COVID test.
	He wasn't a COVID death.
	It was a natural death of a guy of 95.
	And I'd picked up someone from the local hospice who'd succumbed to cancer.
	It was a terminal cancer patient.
	Both of them were instantly labeled as COVID because the guy said, we were told they were COVID.
	There must have been COVID in there.
	We've got to put them down as COVID.
	Everyone, even one guy that was run over, every death possible was listed as a COVID death when they just weren't COVID deaths.
	The guy was running.
	People coming in really, really upset families because they knew their loved ones had had terminal cancer and they were terrified that I wouldn't wash and dress them because they'd been labeled with COVID.
	And I kind of had to assure them, you know, please don't worry, I will.
	And I did.
	I looked after everybody.
	So that's the cross-washed and dressed.
	Nilton Keynes is a beautiful little town.
	It's very upper middle class.
	And then here's an even spookier one from our backyard here in America.
	16.
	I got an easier job today.
	I only got three COVIDs today.
	So the next week, we dropped to like seven or eight COVIDs.
	I said, wow.
	Out of 38, we're down to seven.
	I said, where did COVID go?
	This is great.
	And they said, yeah, you're going to have more regular patients, cardiac, eye bleeders, stuff like that.
	I said, great.
	So next week, we dropped down to two or three.
	I said, you've got to be kidding me.
	Something's going on.
	And that's when I found out that on January the 20th, roughly, the CDC guidelines recommended that we roll the PCR cycling from the high 30s to 28, like it was originally designed to do.
	Stop.
	This is huge.
	And my conspiracy theorists at the gym have been saying this forever, that what they do is when they want to get the case numbers up, they increase the centrifuge to high 30s.
	And then that's when you find COVID in a plate of shepherd's pie and a pint of Guinness.
	And then if you want the numbers to come down, you're less intense with the centrifuge.
	You go down to 28, and now it's normal.
	In other words, it's not a thing anymore.
	So the government is controlling how many cases there are by manipulating the test.
	Shit, maybe that's why I tested negative.
	They want it to seem like it's going down so that way it's working, all the shit that they're doing to justify locking shit down, the vaccine passports.
	Because if it went up.
	But also, you want it to go down on Biden's watch.
	Right.
	And then also, yeah.
	You know, there's a guy that I knew that worked at a hospital, and I was very scared because he was like, dude, the bodies here are piling up.
	And that was true.
	That the freezer only held about 15 bodies at a time, and they were overstocked, and they had to have trucks come in, refrigerated trucks for the bodies.
	The only reason it wasn't more people were dying, it's that they had stopped the process of the bodies to the morgue or wherever that they go so that way they could test the bodies.
	So it wasn't more bodies.
	They were just delaying the process of the body.
	The diver traffic jam.
	Right, exactly.
	So that's one thing.
	That's pretty dark to change the way the test is done in order to get numbers in your favor.
	But it gets scarier.
	I lost sleep over it.
	I was having chest pain over it.
	And it woke me up in the middle of the night.
	Like, hit me hard.
	I could not sleep.
	I toss and curb.
	Because my first week or two there, I didn't do it.
	I didn't lead them to the gate, but I'm the guy that euthanized people.
	They call it comfort care.
	Comfort where?
	You get to the point you can't take hypothalam.
	You get so upset.
	You ain't seen your family except maybe an iPad in weeks.
	And you're never going to come off the hypo.
	And the doctor says, you've done your best.
	You've done your best.
	But this is going to be it for you.
	And so the patients get all teary-eyed and upset.
	They call in palatitine.
	They all hold their hand and cry.
	And they said, but we can keep you comfortable.
	Here comes Albert.
	He's got the morphine and Adavan.
	And I load them up, take off the high flow, and they gasp themselves to death.
	And I'm the guy that's pushing the button, like in the gas chambers at Auswitz.
	No, I didn't leave them there.
	Innocently, I didn't know what I was doing.
	I just do what I'm told.
	It's not my fault.
	But after January the 20th, and then on into February 1st or so, I saw what change in the PCR did on my floor.
	And then I saw what I had not done for my COVID patients.
	And then I was also greatly encouraged, don't move them unless their stats are above 90.
	Don't move them.
	But I've always been told to get them up and get them going.
	No, wait till their stats are high 90s to move them.
	Like, no, they can tolerate a minute or two down in the So I know that sounds fucking insane.
	So they made these people sick.
	They put the ventilator on them.
	They say you're dying.
	You might as well go out in a relatively peaceful way with some comfort care.
	And that was the anesthesiologist who did it, who didn't realize that he was being lied to.
	And he murdered, I don't know, hundreds of people.
	So just so you can find that, because that's someone filming their computer.
	It's from this clip, 1.7.
	No, that's your computer.
	So zoom out so people can find it on their own.
	A select subcommittee of the Medical Affairs Committee.
	Nice fucking titles.
	Public comment on therapeutic options.
	That's Willie Gonzalez put it up September 18th, 2021.
	Is that a trip or what?
	You hear about this in Northern Europe with the elderly.
	Are we becoming Northern Europeans where they say, look, their quality of life isn't that good anymore.
	We should euthanize them.
	It's better for everyone.
	Comfort care.
	Fuck.
	Makes you not want to get the vaccine, don't it?
	Makes you not want to go to the doctor at all.
	Where is that in the video?
	That dude?
	Oh, that's about 19 minutes in.
	1942?
	What an interesting time stamp.
	Did you see what they're doing in Honduras, is it?
	They're blowing COVID patients?
	No, they're not blowing.
	Maybe they are, but I didn't see that.
	That's what I heard.
	Well, there's nothing wrong with that, but I mean, that's comfort care, in my opinion.
	I mean, so in Honduras or something like that, Salvador, maybe.
	I think it's Honduras, actually.
	They're giving away these little packages.
	You see this video going around?
	It's this Spanish woman, and she's saying, yeah, every citizen gets this.
	It's vitamin C, D3, acimetaphen, or acetametophene, which is an aspirin, and then ivermectin.
	And they were like, they're giving this to all their people.
	This is what saves you from COVID.
	And you don't need to go to the hospital.
	And they're like, Japan is doing this right now.
	Yeah, maybe it saves you from COVID.
	Or maybe COVID for most healthy people is three days.
	Yeah.
	Like, I felt like shit, and I still don't know if I had it or not, or have it, whatever.
	What was it?
	Like, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, I was a blob, but I was still drinking a lot.
	You were doing fine.
	And Saturday, I was like shots.
	I was doing shots of things I couldn't taste.
	No horse paste, no ivermectrin, no hydroxychloroquine, no zinc.
	Like that's the thing when Rogan says we bombarded it and we did this, and everyone just goes, oh, okay, then those things got you well.
	Why are you assuming that?
	You need a placebo effect.
	You need a time machine to go back and give Joe Rogan nothing at all.
	My contention is Joe Rogan would have been fine with nothing at all.
	I did nothing but damage my body this whole time.
	I feel, you know, I feel, I don't like that I can't taste or smell, but I feel 99%.
	I fought a guy today.
	Wasn't the greatest fight in the world, but he's a pro boxer.
	He has a tattoo of boxing gloves.
	And I did okay.
	Three rounds?
	Well, the last round was charity.
	And meanwhile, Chris Rock feels like shit, and he's fully vaccinated and got COVID.
	Huh.
	Hilarious.
	So, COVID is more than meets the eye.
	And if you really peel back the layers of the onion, you see everything about America and the West.
	The globalist elites don't like us.
	And they are determined to torture us and kill us.
	So they talk about a national divorce, which, by the way, is my term that is now being stolen by everyone.
	It sure is.
	Even our own people.
	Josh LaCash is stealing it.
	Fucking Dan Bungino, Prague or you.
	Get your filthy, dirty paws out of my nomenclature cookie jar.
	Get off my nomenclature.
	But there's the national divorce, like, oh, you like Trump, I don't like Trump.
	You can't come to Thanksgiving.
	But it's bigger than that.
	This is, if you really want to see what's happening in front of you, it's an us versus them, the people versus the elites.
	And the elites aren't monarchs who have a different view than the peasants because they're more educated and can speak Latin.
	They fucking hate our guts and they see us as human garbage.
	And this gets more and more clear when we look at the way they treat these fucking masks.
	So they kill all our grandparents.
	They lie about their deaths.
	And then the AOC moment keeps becoming a better and better example of this elitism of the Let The Meat Cake.
	So since I last saw you, more footage has come out of AOC getting her dress did.
	And we notice that all the people around her that are her equals are maskless.
	Yet all the servants have masks.
	I don't know how long I can make this intro without you pulling it up, but maybe I could solve a Rubik's Cube?
	Ryan, it's 1-9, obviously.
	You know, the next one in the list?
	Just stop.
	I mean, that's an oil painting.
	This is an oil painting.
	This is 2021.
	How perfect is that?
	Look at the peons by the window there with their hands on their hips waiting for their next assignment.
	The guy holding her dress is masked and she's not.
	You know what's funny about the woman who made her mask?
	I mean her mask, her dress?
	She's an elitist.
	She's a very successful fashion designer because of affirmative action.
	Beyonce uses her.
	Not Miley Cyrus, but what's her name?
	Mariah Carey.
	All of the cool black women use her as their designer.
	She doesn't pay tax.
	She's rich, but she's not taxed.
	It's all for thee and not for me.
	Aurora James owes debt in multiple states.
	That's her.
	So she's an expert on taxing the rich, but it doesn't include her.
	I think both of them, AOC and her, say, no, no, no, no.
	When we say rich, we mean Warren Buffett and Bill Gates.
	So like seven guys, seven billionaires, Jeff Bezos.
	Okay.
	You're not going to get that much money off the billionaires, dummy.
	They're not trillionaires.
	They're billionaires.
	Our problems are in the trillions.
	That's a thousand billion.
	Anyway, go back to the footage that is the oil painting, which is the 2021.
	Oh my God, Mob and Shiz is getting fucking invaded.
	You've got to take screen grabs, though, because he deletes them all now.
	Yes.
	Like, I saw one.
	I can't believe I didn't screen grab it because it's gone now forever.
	But it was like some officer doing a demonstration in front of his kids about gun safety shoots his foot.
	Yes.
	And it was.
	I have the full video if you're going to be able to do that.
	This looks like the crime which is very dangerous.
	And then other people are going, which is this crime which you speak of?
	And he goes, the crime which is the gun safety.
	And then the mob and chiz guy's getting more and more pissed off.
	He's like, he always says the exact same thing.
	Enough with that corny ass line.
	Get a new line.
	I think he stopped blocking people because he was like, it's everybody.
	So I can't.
	But now you'll click on them and it'll say 19 comments and then you'll click on the comments and there's none.
	Wow.
	Yeah, look, that said 13 comments.
	Well, that was three minutes ago.
	Let's see.
	I love your new sunglasses.
	This is 35 minutes ago.
	These haven't had enough time to...
	Oh, wow, this one is cleaned out.
	41 minutes ago.
	Let's look for an older one.
	Look, totally cleaned out.
	Jeesh.
	The only ones he leaves.
	Oh, there it is.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, see, he'll leave in emojis or, I don't know, something he can understand.
	How do we...
	There's got to be a code where emojis spell like the bird or something.
	Oh, yeah, you could do a bird emoji.
	Yeah, is there a bald eagle in this?
	There sure is.
	There's probably bald, and there's probably eagle, and there's probably bird.
	Anyway.
	Yeah, this guy shoots himself in the leg.
	Okay, I'm the only one in this room professional enough that I know about the characters blocked for it.
	Safety first.
	Everybody alright?
	So listen to me.
	Listen to me.
	Listen to me.
	Yes.
	Okay?
	So guys, never play with guns.
	See how accidents happen?
	They happen.
	Okay, now I'm never playing with the show guns again.
	Losing a lot of blood, making not a lot of sense there.
	Another thing with Mob and Shiz is: so he posted this video of this guy getting punched on his way out of his arrest.
	And it turns out, yeah, everybody's like, you know, fuck that.
	Fucking dirty ass 12.
	Dirty ass 12.
	Turns out that guy killed a six-year-old.
	Here's the video.
	Everybody in the comments is like, poor guy.
	You could hear the cop in the video say, is this the guy who killed that kid?
	Listen.
	That's the one who killed Tuck's dick, right?
	Oh, my God.
	That's the one who killed that kid, right?
	You could hear him say it and go, oh, my God.
	Yeah.
	He deserved it.
	I just got punched in the face.
	All he did was kill a kid.
	Yep.
	And it comes out that, you know, they don't...
	See, this is the problem.
	They don't post any sort of...
	Well, that's why Mobin Shiz is not a reliable news source.
	No.
	But go back to the oil painting that is the 2021.
	Look at that.
	They put her shoes on.
	Adjusting.
	The adjusters all have masks.
	If you're AOC's friend, then you don't need a mask.
	But if she doesn't know you, don't look her in the eyes and put on your mask.
	Mask the poor.
	Mask the poor.
	Bye, minions.
	Thank you for punning.
	Oh, here it is.
	Oh, wow.
	They included this shamelessly into the clip.
	Oh, yeah, they don't even care.
	They don't care.
	This is wrong.
	Well, it's a very strange phenomenon.
	I've been thinking about this all week because the normal reaction is they hate us and they're flaunting it.
	They don't see us as human.
	It's like when Leonardo DiCaprio says, I have to fly my private jet to this conference on climate change.
	The reason he can do that is because he's so much more special of a person that when he goes and does something, it's like 10,000 of us doing something.
	He's 10,000 people.
	Just like de Blasio, when he says, I need to go to the gym so I can be in shape, so I can rule you people, so I can run this city.
	I need to be healthy to run this city.
	We don't need to be healthy.
	What we do is bullshit.
	So it's a level of classism where we're not the same species.
	So to say they're flaunting it, they don't care, that's like saying, I don't care if a dog sees me without a mask.
	Like a dog, I don't care what a dog thinks.
	Am I flaunting my freedom over animals?
	No, they don't register with me.
	Because they're so far below me.
	We are animals to her.
	And so are children.
	2-0.
	San Francisco, oh no, this is different.
	San Francisco mayor London Breed, what a weird fucking name, was caught breaking her own strict mask mandates to go clubbing.
	So she gets caught.
	So a dog, a dog went, hey, why were you at the party with no mask on?
	And then she said to the dog, I was feeling the spirit, boy, and I wasn't thinking about a mask.
	Now why don't you go down and lie in your little bed?
	I wasn't thinking about a mask or thinking about apologizing.
	You see what I mean?
	It's not the disdain that I have for like liberals, where I see them as humans who have gone down a silly path of Trump derangement syndrome.
	It's the way you feel about vermin.
	Vermin can't feel a spirit.
	Yeah.
	Only we can.
	Sorry, Vermin.
	If you could ever feel a spirit, you'd know what it's like.
	Wait, what's 2-0?
	You jumped over one.
	Children are second class.
	There we go.
	Yeah, I told you to show that one when I said the children.
	Look at that.
	All the kids in a mask, none of the administration.
	Perfect.
	And who's at risk?
	Old fatties.
	So, like, maybe the two on the left.
	If anyone should have a mask, it should be them.
	No, how about everyone else wears a mask but me?
	And then we had the Emmys, of course, on the weekend that were mask-free because it's all elites.
	Not one animal was at the Emmys.
	We weren't there.
	My kids, my fellow dogs, my dogs eat their lunches on their laps in the school auditorium facing forward and get yelled at by their dog trainers if they talk to friends.
	Meanwhile, in human land, look at that.
	Oh, I love it.
	I mean, there's obviously Hollywood's mostly nepotism.
	So this is like the daughters and sons of those who have stood before them in Hollywood and sucked their way to the top.
	But there's also the drama club dorks, those annoying kids in high school that were in drama.
	Here they are clapping for each other.
	Good news.
	Oh, good.
	5 to 11.
	Thank God.
	Let's start vaccinating.
	That will probably take the death rate of children down from 1 to 0.
	If we can save just one life.
	So Seth Rogan is obviously aware of the hypocrisy he's steeped in.
	So what he does is he decides to call it out.
	And that somehow absolves him and everyone else.
	It's sort of like AOC.
	When she wears her tax the rich thing to the thing.
	It shows she is aware.
	Wait, what was that?
	It shows that she's aware.
	Or it's like, all right, we already got the shaming us out of the way.
	So now we're good.
	Now they're just victims of the organizers.
	Go ahead.
	That was truly insane.
	Was not expecting that.
	That was like when I was listening to music with my mom and she knew all the words to WAP.
	Is that more of a Jewie thing you can do to drop your mom?
	Is it Whopper Whap?
	I don't know.
	Anyway, good to be here at the Emmy Awards.
	Let me start by saying there is way too many of us in this little room.
	What are we doing?
	They said this was outdoors.
	It's not.
	They lied too much.
	We're in a hermetically sealed tent right now.
	I would not have come to this.
	Why is there a roof?
	It's more important that we have three chandeliers than that we make sure we don't kill Eugene Levy tonight.
	That is what has been decided.
	This is insane.
	I went from wiping my groceries to having Paul Betney sneeze in my face.
	So that's a big week.
	Anyone's going to sneeze in my face, Paul.
	I want it to be you.
	You know that.
	That's an autism thing.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	It does seem a little...
	Trust Mark.
	I have a friend who does.
	What are we doing here?
	My friend Pierce does a perfect fucking rogue.
	It's scary every time he does it.
	He does like that.
	That's his only impression, basically.
	And it's perfect.
	He's becoming one of these gaunt Hollywood guys who lost weight because he's vegan, probably.
	And he just looks like shit now.
	No, they get trainers.
	Look at his stupid outfit.
	He looks like Jim Carrey and Dumb and Dumber.
	Yeah.
	And it's also embarrassing that they wear clip-on ties.
	I mean, you had a tailor make your suit.
	You had someone dress you.
	You have to wear a tie that clips on.
	You can't actually tie a bow tie.
	I noticed that was a pattern all night.
	Keenan Wayne, what's his name?
	The SNL fat black guy?
	Yeah.
	Keenan Thompson?
	Keenan Thompson, yes.
	So don't say yes when I'm wrong.
	He had the same thing.
	Fucking losers.
	Anyway, let's jump into the war on kids.
	Yep.
	Here we go.
	We are living in an ageism era where children are seen as human garbage.
	Regulations to indoctrinate American school children with poisonous and divisive left-wing doctrines.
	This is a perfectly normal thing for a lesbian to post.
	2-4.
	My child came into my bathroom to ask me what to do to their hair.
	Kid pointing to a strap-on sitting on the tub.
	Papa, so this woman is called Papa, I guess.
	Why is your prosthetic penis over there?
	Me, because I used it during sex recently.
	Afterward, I washed it and put it there to dry.
	Okay?
	That was it.
	Talking to children about sex shouldn't be a big or awkward deal.
	Yeah, it should be if they're eight.
	His daughter's, her daughter's eight.
	And she's talking about strap-ons.
	I think I learned about strap-ons when I was like 20.
	So I don't mind that lesbians have kids.
	I guess it's better than growing up in an orphanage if you're going to be adopted.
	Lesbian parents are better than no parents.
	But let's wait until there's absolutely no other options for parents.
	All the straight parents are used up.
	And if this is what we get when we have lesbian parents, then we shouldn't have lesbian parents.
	You don't talk to your kid about a fucking strap-on.
	Do you talk to any?
	Should you talk to anyone about a strap-on?
	I don't think so.
	Maybe riffing with a buddy.
	Nope.
	And not in a serious.
	If you used a strap-on, Ryan, I would rather I just did not hear about it.
	Thank you very much.
	Hold on.
	You're right.
	Yeah, we don't need to hear about your fucking strap-ons.
	That's gross.
	And I thought this must be fake, so I actually followed her entire Twitter before I pulled it up on the show.
	And yep.
	Check her out.
	Go to her handle?
	So what is that thing?
	Go on her fa- click on her face.
	Is that a dude?
	I don't know.
	I can't tell anymore.
	They're going for like old lady chic.
	I think it might be a dude after all.
	But why would he have a strap on?
	That's dudish.
	No, that's a chick.
	Papa's a chick in that one.
	What's up about the fucking head?
	Can you see some more?
	No, that's just a freeze.
	There's tons of pictures of it's eight-year-old right there.
	See that?
	I mean, I guess we're committing the sin too by showing her, but she puts up all these pictures of her little girl with talk of a strap on.
	Like, where the fuck do we draw the line here?
	Here's another daily dose of a teacher coming out.
	Look, your sexual orientation is the way you have sex.
	I don't want to hear about it.
	You shouldn't be telling your students this.
	There is not a massive homophobia problem that needs to be tackled in school, so shut up.
	If you can be reasonably assured that you are safe being out on your campus, then do it.
	Before coming out as non-binary, I would come out to my students every October on National Coming Out Day.
	I would use that as an opportunity for my students to learn how to receive somebody coming out to them in case that had never happened to them before.
	We used it as a way to talk to each other about empathy, about connection, about trust.
	It ended up being a wonderful experience that I had with my students every single year.
	So think about what you would have needed when you were in high school or middle school or whatever grade you're teaching.
	For some students, just the knowledge that a queer adult exists within their world is hugely impactful.
	You don't really have to do anything other than be visible for these students to feel safer and more accepted and more at home when they're on campus.
	Why do they do so much for students who don't have that in other places in their lives?
	For that reason.
	Get them out of here!
	I've got flags everywhere.
	I've got queer literature because I want every student that I have to know that being queer is something that I am proud of, something that is not a secret in my life.
	It's something that I care about and something that can be done.
	Let's do that with whites.
	I want to have white stuff all over my classroom and show my students that white is something to be proud of.
	Is that okay?
	Take everything she says about non-binary, make it white and see how well we're doing.
	So every coming out day I say white power, just so they know how to respond.
	I just want the white kids to feel safer.
	There's a lot of negative press on whites these days, and I thought it'd be great if white people could feel safe.
	She talked about queer literature.
	I don't know if anyone's checked out queer literature, but it's fucking gross.
	And it almost always involves cocksucking.
	It's pornographic.
	That's the thing about queer literature.
	It's focusing on sex because that's what defines you as a homosexual.
	Go to 2.6.
	So this parent in Texas has had enough because she read one of these books and was surprised at the amount of butt-fucking that was in it.
	I had to Google Cornhole because I have the game in the back of my yard.
	But according to Wikipedia, cornhole is a sexualist slang vulgarism for anus.
	The term came into the use in the 1910s in the United States.
	It's verb formed to cornhole, which came into usage in the 1930s, means to have anal sex.
	I do not want my children to learn about anal sex in middle school.
	I have never had anal sex.
	I don't want to have anal sex.
	I don't want my kids having anal sex.
	I want you to start focusing on education and not public health.
	Stone, you're on.
	Officials, you are supposed to be educating our children.
	I can still hear you.
	Thank you, Miss Brown.
	I like how they cut her mic off and she's 4% less loud.
	By the way, these are all the banned books from schools.
	Yeah, Let's Kill the Mockingbird 1984.
	I don't know The Diary of a Young Girl.
	Five People You Meet in Heaven, great book.
	Watership Down.
	Huck Finn.
	Carrie, I guess, is pretty gross.
	Carrie's just a horror book.
	Harry Potter.
	So Carrie and Harry Potter were probably killed by evangelicals.
	What's the diary of a young girl?
	Anne Frank?
	Oh, shit.
	What the hell?
	I thought it was called The Diary of Ant Frank.
	Me too.
	All right, let's jump to the green screen now.
	I've got to show you this thing about Robert Reich.
	So Robert Reich is a silly little Clinton dwarf who reckons himself an economist, even though he's not.
	He's a Harvard lawyer.
	And what he does is he comes up with a conclusion, and then he works backwards from there.
	And it goes on, and what's this, F minus an economic.
	So here's a typical example of a Robert Reich article where he says that the reason that we're having economic strife is that our wages are too low.
	And Henry Ford, I look pretty dark here.
	Not when I stand here, I guess.
	I'll stand on this side.
	You see, Henry Ford wanted to make sure, this is Robert Reich's hypothesis that this guy is refuting, wanted to make sure that his employees could afford Model T Fords, because that's a crucial part of the means of production.
	No, it's not.
	Should everyone on the Lamborghini assembly line be able to afford a Lamborghini?
	What kind of bullshit Marxist claptrap is he talking about?
	And this actual economist goes on to point out that the only reason Henry Ford paid his guys more is because they were churning out Model T4s to the tune of like one a minute so he could afford it.
	And then Robert Reich goes on to say the reason we had the Great Depression was that we stopped paying people livable wages.
	He just made that up.
	That's not a fact.
	And another thing Reich does is say, studies say that blah, blah, blah.
	When he lies, it's just made up facts.
	Wages were going up right until the Great Depression.
	Then kaboom.
	So he's not an economist.
	He's a compulsive liar, a total underachiever, and a lazy piece of shit.
	What's another example of his terrible debunking Robert Reich's lies promoting gun control?
	Right.
	So in this article, they talk about how Robert Reich said more guns equal less crime, a study that has been refuted countless times.
	He also says that we should have stricter gun laws because most people want that.
	And he says studies say that.
	No proof.
	You're in America.
	Are you telling me most people in America want their guns taken away?
	You've got the wrong country, Rob.
	But again, this article is just a long-form discussion on how Robert Reich, when he writes about guns, he just makes up shit.
	Or what's the next one?
	Corporate social responsibility.
	Right.
	So in this article, Robert Reich talks about how corporations can't be trusted to monitor themselves.
	The government has to do it.
	The proof?
	Studies.
	No studies.
	So anyway, I bring up all of this to tell you that I've always hated this little cocksucker.
	And he just did a video about how evil Prager U is.
	And it contains absolutely nothing.
	There is nothing in this video.
	It says, Prager U, sort of like the pathetic takedown Samantha B did on Prager U. This pathetic takedown just involves saying that Prager U is insidious.
	Push it over this way a bit.
	That it's insidious and it's everywhere.
	Okay?
	So the problem with the way he talks is he's so used to talking to lefties that it's just a given when you watch this that Prager U is offensive.
	Now, as a non-liberal, when I hear that Prager U is insidious, tell me why.
	Show me a hypothesis they made that is quantifiably inaccurate.
	I just did it to you, Rob.
	You said that Henry Ford paid his workers so they could afford Model T Fords.
	That was patently false.
	You also said that the Great Depression happened because we stopped paying a livable wage.
	That's just patently false.
	You also said that more guns equal more crime, which has been heavily refuted by John Lott.
	Very simple to do.
	And you also said corporations are incapable of their own culpability and must be monitored by the government, which is verifiably false.
	These are all verifiable false things that you have said.
	So if you're mad at PragerU, let's hear some things that they have said wrong.
	Now, I follow PragerU quite a bit, and I, for fun, I do want to find holes in what they say.
	I noticed Dennis Prager is very fastidious when it comes to the facts, so I want to catch him out just for fun.
	Let's see if Robert Reich and all his funding can do so.
	Look at his disgusting t-shirt.
	Why do Marxists always look like shit?
	He looks like fucking Gary's mailbag.
	Prager Yug is the most insidious outfit advancing the right's online agenda, and that's saying something.
	It's five-minute videos, which have collected nearly five billion stubs.
	They have a whole variety of lengths.
	A percentage are five-minute, so you haven't even looked at it.
	In fact, I think someone just mailed him this script, emailed him this script, and he's just repeating.
	He's repeating what he was sent.
	Hold on.
	Right-wing painful realities.
	Sorry, right-wing thought, painful realities.
	Law and order, racial justice and equality.
	So I know both those videos.
	They're chock a block with theories, data, patterns.
	Refute them, Rob.
	Tell us why these guys are wrong.
	They couch typical Republican dog whistles, okay?
	Give me an example.
	And outright, let's see.
	And outright misinformation with titles like The Myth of Voter Suppression.
	Okay, this is a perfect example of where you could say voter suppression is not a myth.
	By insisting on IDs, you are ostracizing blacks.
	No, that's not voter suppression.
	Is it driver suppression to insist on driver's licenses?
	Is it tattoo suppression to tell people they can't get a tattoo if they're under 18?
	Is it reader suppression to demand people at the library have their own library card to check out books?
	It's not suppression.
	It's called a society.
	So you can't just say there's misinformation and then show a title that's shocking to you people because you live in such a bubble, it's never occurred to you that your whole shit about voter suppression is wrong.
	See, this is how weak they've become.
	All they have to do is, he said racism isn't a big deal.
	And I know it is, so fuck him.
	Sorry, it doesn't work like that.
	You have to prove to me that racism is a big deal.
	You can't just say these titles.
	They so often just have a shock title and go, Gavin said 10 things I hate about the Jews.
	It's proof anti-Semitism is everywhere without ever even seeing the fucking video.
	So lazy, so weak.
	They're not sending their best.
	They serve as a gateway to the more overt right-wing content pushed by the likes of Ben Shapiro.
	That doesn't mean anything.
	They serve as a gateway to more overt.
	First of all, I don't think Ben Shapiro and Steven Crowder are more overt.
	The implication is that Prager Yu is like mildly right-wing and then Shapiro and Crowder are Nazis.
	They're both equally right-wing.
	They're all, I don't want to say the word milquetoast because I respect all three of them, but they're all moderates.
	They're conservative moderates.
	They've never said anything remotely controversial as far as I'm concerned.
	And maybe I resent that a little bit, but that's my personal beef.
	But the idea that one is a gateway to the other, you could easily say that Ben Shapiro and Steven Crowder are a gateway to PragerU.
	It holds the same amount of water, which is a drop.
	And Stephen Crowder.
	PragerU pushes its videos into schools.
	Over 6,000 teachers and parents have signed up so far.
	And social media's algorithms amplify all this misinformation.
	Wait, stop, stop.
	When PragerU's videos are assigned by teachers for students to watch...
	Wait, stop, stop.
	So much going on there.
	Okay, this is interesting too.
	We'll have to go back a little bit, pre-sneeze, but videos from right-wing site that preaches the left ruins everything assigned in Ohio school, HuffPost.
	Now, this is the way the left plays with their own brains.
	The left ruins everything is a comical video that Prager U did assign.
	That's not in schools.
	So what they do is they take a more incendiary headline from Prager U and they pretend while knowingly misleading.
	Remember, this guy was talking about misinformation.
	So Huffington Post is knowingly misleading its viewers into thinking that kids are being taught the left ruins everything in Ohio schools.
	But go back a little bit.
	Pre-Sneeze.
	At home, more right-wing content comes up for kids.
	Go back, John.
	Go back.
	More right-wing content comes up for kids.
	That was one second.
	Comes up for kids on the media.
	No, more than a second.
	Signed by teachers for students.
	Yeah, definitely.
	Two seconds is not cutting it either.
	I guess I got to give you the specific number.
	Let's go six seconds back, if we may, Ryan.
	Holy Jesus.
	Media's algorithms and all that.
	So the implication here is Prager U is evil and it's being taught in schools.
	You have to prove Prager U is evil before we give a shit that it's in school, dumbass.
	But I think the left is so lazy and so incurious that it's just a given that Prager U is evil and that an evil thing shouldn't be in school.
	End of story.
	But here's the second part of this: this is why I went back.
	He's also furious that the algorithm pushes this more.
	Have you been on the fucking internet before, Rob?
	Go look up lingerie.
	Go look up how they make up whiskey.
	That's the way the internet works.
	When you look at something, you get more of it.
	That's how they get you addicted to video content on these sites.
	That's not unique to PragerU.
	So why is it part of your ridiculous half-assed thesis?
	All right, go ahead.
	Information.
	When Prager U's videos are assigned by teachers for students to watch at home, more right-wing content comes up for kids on social media and YouTube.
	And it's spreading around the world.
	Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu even used one of Prager U's videos to justify the actions of the Israeli military.
	Stop.
	Now, Robert Reich is a Jew, and here he is shitting on Netanyahu for the Israeli Defense, what are they called?
	Federation?
	Again, so fucking lazy.
	Show me that video and tell me why it's wrong.
	And tell me why the Israeli army isn't the most moral army in the Middle East, please.
	Show us why.
	But he doesn't do that.
	He just says, Netanyahu used Prague.
	Okay, but you got to show me that he's wrong, you fucking dummy.
	Like, it's funny, the original thing I showed you, that Forbes article, where the guy was making fun of his terrible knowledge of economics, that guy said you would get an F in my class, Robert Wright.
	And here I am giving him an F for his half-assed work too, because this is absolutely fucking useless.
	Anyway, go ahead.
	Fracking billionaire Seeker.
	So it's evil because it's well-funded by billionaires.
	And we know how evil billionaires are.
	They're the worst.
	Robert Reich is probably worth at least $25 million himself.
	But he's not a billionaire.
	Billionaires are evil.
	And Jim Goad did a good research paper on this where he showed that the left gets far more philanthropy and free money than the right does.
	But yet at the same time, the left uses the fact that a rich person sent someone money as proof that they're evil.
	Reason.org, all of these left-wing sites, they're all funded by rich lefties.
	That's the way these sort of think tanks operate.
	Where do you think Jared Holt gets his money from?
	The free market?
	Okay, go ahead.
	$25 million a year budget with ads targeting young people with right-wing propaganda.
	How is it propaganda?
	The internet?
	And now even far-right leaders abroad.
	This organization is advancing its right-wing ideology everywhere.
	So the next time you see these videos...
	What truth?
	You didn't tell us anything.
	There's zero substance in there.
	Speaking of Jared Holt, it's a glass of water with three drops of milk in it.
	What a fucking loser.
	Kind of reminds me of a CBC interview I did after the Halifax 5 thing.
	Ooh, that should go in my thing.
	They were talking about the statue Cornwallis, I guess his name was.
	The guy who started Halifax.
	I might have that name wrong.
	But the interviewer goes, did you know that Cornwallis once had a scalp for sorry, a bounty for Indian scalps?
	And I go, yeah.
	Do you know why?
	And she went, what?
	Because we were at war with the Indians.
	They were slaughtering the English.
	And a normal part of war when you're losing is to privatize the army and to try to get mercenaries to come and help you.
	When it's that or death, that's what people do.
	And in fact, he did it in Britain when the English were fighting the Scots.
	He offered scalps for kilts.
	I mean, sorry, bounties for kilts.
	It's a part of war.
	And that had never occurred to her.
	So they aired it, and then the CBC did a big apology on how they shouldn't have given me a voice.
	And they apologize for being so insensitive as to allow me to tell them the truth about the fucking history because they're all retards and anything about Indians must be evidence of someone's corrupt bullshit.
	Like, Prager U is in school.
	Uh-huh.
	Prager U's funded by billionaires.
	Okay?
	Prager U uses algorithms where if someone's watching it, then they get another video.
	Meanwhile, if you watch that Robert Reich video, you'll probably see another one of his bullshit made-up, factless rants.
	I should note, by the way, before you go criticizing our trusted sidekick, that he was on the phone with our security company while he was doing that.
	And the guy...
	It sounded pretty bad, huh?
	Remember?
	It sounds...
	He sounds like he's talking to you from inside a wet sock.
	Yeah, you told him that.
	And I go, we're having trouble with our security system, sending false alarms to the police, which has so far cost me $100.
	And you can't even set up your own fucking phone in your own house.
	He's like, I'm working from home.
	You can't set up your own phone?
	And the cameras, ADT's cameras are so fucking retarded.
	When I have a nest cameras and you hear a bonk outside, click nest, Seven perspectives on your home, audio included, lights come on.
	That's a separate thing than the nest, but you know what I mean.
	With ADT, you go, oh, there's a noise.
	Let me open up the cameras.
	And then it says, What cameras would you like to see?
	Probably all of them I would recommend.
	Like, unless you have a hundred cameras on your premises, why wouldn't it just automatically load the cameras?
	So then you load the camera.
	It's compressed.
	You got to turn it sideways.
	And then you have to scroll backwards.
	But to do that, you have to go into a whole...
	Anyway, I'm boring you.
	But it's just amazing health.
	Like, if there was a, there's no way to check anything, though.
	Like, in the past, like, you can't look back and be like, when did that thing move?
	It's so.
	Did that thing open?
	No, I got to have him.
	And we had a guy come by, and I said, how the fuck are you supposed to go back a month on this or a week?
	And he's like, I don't know.
	We'll have to bring in a technician.
	He didn't even know.
	He's like, what I do know is I wish I was more Native American.
	That'd be cool.
	I can't get over that story.
	I know.
	I wish.
	I said to him, don't work with people like this.
	And our technician is Native American.
	And then Ryan is whatever the fuck he is.
	I go, don't work with these.
	Work with us white people.
	And he goes, actually, I'm not white.
	I'm American Indian.
	I go, no, you're not.
	No one's ever said that to him.
	He goes, no, you're not.
	If people don't ask you if you're Chinese, you're not Native American.
	I go, what percentage?
	And he goes, well, I wish it was more.
	Before he told me 4%, he said, I wish it was more.
	What is his Indian name?
	Bullshit?
	You are the one who told me.
	Well, that's your racism.
	I'm a black female.
	What other different, what else could I have done to piss you off?
	Black woman?
	This is really inconvenient.
	It's a funny choice of a song.
	Because it's like a slave working in the prison fields song.
	Not a slave song, but like a prisoner song when they're doing their forced labor back in the, I don't know, 1930s.
	And then sort of a white funk band covered it and made tons of money off of it.
	And he's like ending racism by stealing black prisoner songs.
	Okay, so we all know this story, right?
	The blacks at the restaurant fighting.
	Video shows tourists attack MIC restaurant hosts over vax proof.
	So they go and kick her ass.
	Call her a bitch.
	They have to be dragged out of there.
	Kind of a weird...
	I don't know.
	When I'm in another town, I'm more humble.
	Look at their dragged out in her big bare feet.
	But like, can you imagine us in Dallas telling the owners of a Dallas restaurant to shut the fuck up?
	Right now, New York City does not respect itself.
	It's a sham of a city.
	And it's like, you can't even get pizza after 12 a.m.
	My friend was in the city.
	He was like, that's fucking closed.
	The Wendy's closed.
	That bar is closed.
	It's 12 on a fucking Saturday.
	Look, the deal with New York is it's run by an evil, not retarded, he's pretty smart actually, an evil socialist tyrant who has crippled the city permanently with stupid laws and bankrupted countless bars and restaurants.
	The ones that have remained are enforcing against their will stupid laws.
	Now, you could be like Dan's public alehouse there in Staten Island and fight to the death and go bankrupt.
	And I respect that quite a bit.
	But they can't all be warriors.
	So when you're mad about dumb laws in New York, don't get mad at the guy who's trying to pay his rent.
	Well, it starts somewhere.
	No, Max Public House.
	That guy is like risked serious jail time, emptied his bank account, lost his business.
	Is it open?
	They lost their license, right?
	Yeah, they were doing that quirky thing.
	Yeah, they were accepting donations.
	Very difficult donations.
	Absolutely.
	Anyway, I'm as pissed off as you are about the mask thing, but the last people I want to terrorize are the hostess at a restaurant.
	So BLM has decided they're going to protest the restaurant.
	Go to 3-4.
	BLM protests planned at New York restaurant.
	I love Newsweek's angle.
	Where a brawl over vaccination proof occurred.
	Oh, it was just a brawl over vaccination proof.
	So it could have been the hostess attacking them.
	It's reportedly set to take place on Monday outside the Italian restaurant Carmines, where a physical dispute erupted on Thursday over co- I love how they tiptoe around crazy black women.
	That's called black privilege.
	And I think I know why.
	I think I know why.
	Whoa, that was good.
	Let's hear the original.
	I think I know why.
	I feel like I could even do better than that.
	And I think I know why.
	And I think I know why.
	No.
	And I think I know why.
	And I think I know why.
	And I think I know why.
	It's why.
	Yeah.
	Three ha's.
	And I think I know why.
	And I think I know why.
	I can't do the why.
	Yeah, that's the hardest part.
	And I think I know why.
	I'm losing it.
	And I think I know why.
	And I think I know why.
	God, he's a fraud.
	Ton of Hessie Coates.
	So minor altercation broke out between two people who disagreed.
	And BLM has had enough of this.
	Let me explain.
	This happened again in the Bronx when there was a black kid who was killed correctly by the police because he pulled a gun on cops and he got shot.
	Them's the rules.
	That's how it works, folks.
	This was not an innocent boy saying, Excuse me, sir, more gruel, please.
	Fuck you, orphan.
	This was a kid asking for it, getting what he asked for.
	But the black community in the South Bronx, or sorry, North Bronx, went over, they doused cars with gasoline, they were attacking cops, they rioted outside the police station.
	Not because of injustice, but because of gang warfare.
	You hurt our guy, we want to hurt you.
	Similarly, this woman got sassy with a black woman.
	Black woman kicked her ass, so BLM is going there to say, fuck you, don't fuck with her bitches.
	The same way the Latin kings would.
	If you roughed up some chicks from the Latin kings, the Latin kings wouldn't go, well, were they asking for it?
	Or they would go and fuck you up because no one fucks with the ladies of the Latin kings.
	The Latin queens?
	Go back?
	So this is...
	So, sorry.
	So this, I think, might be a separate incident of black tourists arriving in New York and terrorizing white New York Italian restaurants.
	Could this be the same place and the same people?
	Because I think, stop, stop.
	These people are already inside.
	The hostess incident that Black Lives Matter has a problem with was them not even being able to go in.
	Yeah, I think this is separate.
	What does his shirt say, though?
	I could find out.
	See.
	Are you refusing service?
	So you're going to enforce segregation because we just told you that we're religiously exempt.
	I never told you any of that.
	I would never tell you that.
	I would never tell you that.
	I would never say that.
	You notice when they're the victims, black family is mentioned, but when they're the perpetrators of beating up the hostess, black is not mentioned?
	Yeah.
	And he did lie.
	You don't get in and sit down in the restaurant without showing your vaccination card.
	Right.
	Or saying you have one.
	You don't have to leave.
	If you have the flyer, you have the flyer that you're supposed to put into your window, right?
	Okay.
	Go and read it.
	Go and read it.
	Go and read it.
	And you tell me we're not believing.
	Well, I'm not leaving.
	You guys believe.
	I'm not leaving.
	You can be anti-vax and on this guy's side, not that guy, but the owner.
	Turn it up.
	We just marched for this.
	Everybody in here is okay with that.
	Everybody's in here okay with setting segregation in society.
	Everybody's okay with that?
	Oh, we don't have our vaccine cards, so now the kids can't eat.
	We can't eat.
	You guys are okay with that?
	Yeah, it sucks.
	Is this the America you want to live in?
	No, fuck you.
	You see?
	You're not American.
	That's why you need to get the fuck out of here if you're not American.
	All right?
	Get the fuck out of here.
	Oh, this guy's really patriotic all of a sudden.
	And in America, everybody can eat.
	Everybody can eat in America.
	Yes, you're right, sir.
	But you chose the wrong target.
	Try running a restaurant in New York in 2021.
	It's fucking torture.
	My buddy, he had two bars in New York.
	He had to cut one of them.
	His income's cut in half.
	And as you know, to make money in New York, if you have bars or restaurants, you need three.
	Two, maybe you're making it, maybe.
	One, he's fucked.
	You know, it's funny, somebody said this perfectly.
	I couldn't find it, but they were like, you know, all the people that tried to support these restaurants and keep them open during the thing are the exact people that are refused service now.
	It's like funny how that works.
	Yeah, but this might be unpopular with the baby monsters, but I just, I agree with everything you're saying.
	I understand that it's time we all just say no.
	We're not wearing the mask.
	But do it on the train.
	You know, do it somewhere where some guy's not getting fucked over.
	This dude has suffered enough.
	He's getting it from both sides.
	You think he loves the mask?
	You think he wants you to have your vax card?
	You think he enjoys enforcing these stupid fucking rules?
	Venerate the entrepreneur.
	And finally, in racism, I just thought this was funny.
	It was sent in by a baby monster.
	Where this woman is, she's decided to start shoving white people.
	I'm decolonizing the sidewalk by pushing white people into the street.
	Let me tell you what happened here.
	Madison Dillard is a lazy bitch, just like Robert Reich.
	And she's an affirmative action hire.
	She's writing for this place because she's black and not because she's a good writer.
	That's why her articles are.
	How long is this article?
	Okay, so...
	It's a brief email.
	It's 400 words.
	And she shoved some people.
	She was maybe drunk or in a bad mood or she sort of shoved.
	So if you go down, so why were we standing still in the middle of the sidewalk in an insanely large group?
	I still don't know.
	But instead of squeezing past them like I normally have to, you mean like all normal people in a society.
	It is annoying when someone blocks the sidewalk.
	You usually go, come on, ladies, or coming through, something like that.
	But you usually just squeeze by.
	We all have to do it.
	It's part of living in a society.
	I decided just to push them all into the street.
	Why would you do that?
	One of the white women asked.
	But I was too busy ignoring them and carrying on with my own life to pay them any attention, which actually should have been pretty relatable to them.
	This is why I now push every single white person walking in front of me into the street.
	That's just a lie.
	You see, so she did something mildly interesting and stupid, and she decided to pretend she does it on a regular basis, and it's some sort of a political movement called the shoving of white people, which is just lazy, stupid racism at the end of the day.
	I found that this is the best way to word what I was trying to say.
	And I think I know why.
	The most ironic thing about the passports in your restaurants we've forced.
	Yeah, well that's fine.
	That's exactly what you said.
	All right, let's uh let's check out the mailbag.
	From Dylan, he wants us to watch a Norm McDonald video.
	We've all seen that, you fucking idiot.
	Thanks for your update.
	Angelo says, here's journalism, and is talking about another ancient Chinese secret where this woman from The Guardian, Charlene Ramprasad, another affirmative action hire, started harassing Nikki Minaj's cousin.
	And she said, you better give me your info or the CNN is going to dox you.
	This one is called journalism.
	And so what Nikki did is she said, no, I'm going to dox you, Charlene.
	And on her Instagram Live, she put up Charlene's personal number, which I thought was great.
	Nikki Minaj, of all people, is on the front line in the war against tattletale journalists and their corrupt behavior.
	Okay, now I'm going back up to Clementine, mind-blowing propaganda, connecting Al-Qaeda to 1.6.
	Gavin Orion, remember you recently wondered how anyone could connect Al-Qaeda to 1.6.
	Well, I found it at the frontline documentary.
	Oh, this is also ancient Chinese secrets.
	So, America After 9-11 on PBS has decided to link Proud Boys with January 6th with 9-11.
	And the way it works is we became Islamophobe racists after 9-11.
	Like, I like how someone kills 3,000 people, and the takeaway is, it made me racist.
	It made me xenophobic.
	That's your takeaway?
	So, they say go to 340 to six minutes in.
	We're not going to watch all that.
	But I'm familiar with this.
	So, this is Proud Boys Are All Over It.
	340.
	Something within ourselves that would rise above it and would pull us together.
	After September 11th, we all are willing to go to war as one against this yet-to-be-seen enemy that is so far away from us.
	Yeah, why we retaliate after 9-11?
	The American people had a great sense of patriotism.
	We experienced domestic unity like we never experienced before.
	But in America's response to 9-11, through three presidencies, a chain of unintended consequences: growing anger, mistrust, division, and ultimately,
	the Capitol again a target.
	Oh, God.
	What a nightmare.
	That's worse than 9-11, isn't it?
	Look at the vandalism going on.
	What if they had made it to the poem?
	The January 6th insurrection at the Capitol was at the end point of the 9-11 air.
	I think.
	Yes.
	When you have people who can't trust institutions anymore, who are angry that the wars that they were promised great victories in didn't turn out well, it was with the election, dumbass.
	Okay, so Proud Boys are at 145.24.
	What if they had made it to the politicians?
	The great irony of the Trump administration's use of the war at home danger is that they're using tools developed in the war on terror to try to harass and persecute their political enemies at home by exaggerating domestic threats that are relatively small.
	And meanwhile, however, ignoring the genuine terrorism threat that they are actually helping to foster and encourage.
	Look at that poor innocent guy that was just there to talk.
	Wow, they really did find like the only clip where you could be like, that was...
	It looks sus before you know the story.
	It all came to a head two months after Donald Trump lost the 2020 presidential election.
	By the time you get to January the 6th, so much doubts has been sown in the system.
	Yeah.
	Sown by who?
	Reality.
	Look, none of these people have ever met a black person before.
	Their two primary concerns are ensuring their children go to all white schools and live in all white neighborhoods and fighting racism.
	That's their raison d'etch.
	God, would you love to see that guy talking to a black guy?
	That's very cool, Trevon.
	But it's Troyvon.
	Okay, that's fine.
	I actually believe it's Trevon.
	I checked the pronunciation before our meeting.
	Trump rallied them with a lie.
	Cav, check out the book No Angel by Jay Dobbins.
	It's about him as a Fed reaching the highest echelons of the Hells Angels and got a bunch of them punched.
	It's insane.
	Met the dude in Tucson several years ago, and you can tell he's always looking over his shoulder, just anticipating the day he gets killed.
	Yes, I'm familiar with Jay Dobbins.
	What a fucking boob.
	What a loser.
	Way to go, Fed.
	You infiltrated the Hells Angels.
	Why?
	Can we not spend our resources on Antifa or Islam or people who do damage?
	What Hell's Angels do?
	Speed.
	They don't hurt anyone but other bikers.
	It's none of our business.
	What a fucking waste of resources.
	Has anyone cracked MS-13?
	They're behind the opioid epidemic.
	Even the fucking mob.
	I was watching this documentary about the mob and it was like, I used to eat cereal with like John Gotti's son every day.
	And then when they found out, or it wasn't John Gotti's son, it was someone In one of the families, and when they found out that I was a fed, they cut his hands off because he had introduced me to so many people, he'd shake so many hands.
	It's a gesture where they cut your hands off.
	Like, okay, good.
	So, what did you prevent?
	Child trafficking?
	You got a guy's hands cut off by lying and pretending you were his friend.
	What did you accomplish?
	These fucking feds are a joke.
	It's a joke.
	I was here.
	It's a joke.
	It's the feds.
	Dear Gavin, I was watching Compound Censor with Anthony.
	I just wanted to point out a few points of correction.
	Jessica Tarlov is not childless anymore.
	She announced on air that she's expecting.
	She's engaged to a Russian MMA fighter.
	You know what?
	That is the best news I have heard in a long ass time.
	I was very worried about her.
	And I remember saying, once we were on a panel together, and I go, ever notice how on all these panels where we talk about kids and families, that I'm the only one who's married with kids, you're all talking about how best to raise a family and none of you have families.
	And then she said, we're trying, Gavin.
	We're trying.
	And I said something like, well, not hard enough.
	But she did it.
	That's fantastic.
	Congratulations, Jessica.
	There's tea there, though.
	The host accidentally revealed it.
	What do you mean there's tea?
	That's good.
	Do you try anything new?
	That means like there's gossip or there's drama.
	Something new coming.
	Yeah.
	Uh-oh, here it is.
	Jessica, do you try anything new?
	I mean, you got something new coming.
	Yeah.
	And now the audience knows.
	So I'm pregnant.
	This is not how.
	Nicely done.
	Things got a little awkward on the five Wednesday when Dana Perino accidentally announcing her.
	Dana's weird about kids, especially now that America's dog is dead.
	Dana tweeted a picture of it.
	Oh, no.
	We want to maintain friendships.
	Harlan Priest, Machine Gun Preacher.
	Hey, Gavin and Ryan, you all need to check out this movie called Machine Gun Preacher.
	No, I don't.
	It's a true story about a biker named Sam Chaudhars.
	Okay, getting better.
	Gerard Butler.
	Okay, very good now.
	He's my dream boat.
	Classwegian.
	Who becomes a Christian and goes to Africa to be a missionary?
	Ooh.
	But ends up having to fight rebels.
	You don't say.
	So that wasn't a smooth adventure?
	That was a real uppy-downy.
	When's this from?
	Back in 2011, fuck.
	I was thinking maybe I can go over there.
	Africa?
	Reckon they can do with all the help they can get?
	I know.
	Bad idea.
	A man's descent into racism.
	A man's descent into shithole.
	What should I do here with my time?
	I've got a loving wife, two children that adore me, and a bright future.
	I know I'll go to hell on earth.
	The dark continent.
	In order for us to trust you, you have to eat a poo-poo and put it on your face.
	We heard that you say that we eat the poo-poo.
	This is not true.
	That would be a great day.
	There is no poo-poo available.
	You have to eat to make poo-poo.
	The elites eat the poo-poo here.
	We are not the elites.
	One day I hope to get an education where I can afford to eat the poo-poo.
	As of today, I am forced to eat mud pies.
	We have water here.
	Assuming there is water for the mud pie.
	There is only water from a man who regurgitates it.
	He is called a human well.
	If you want to see him, look at the final video on GOML.
	The aristocrats eat the poo-poo and we stare through the window of the poo-poo restaurant in awe, drooling, dreaming of a day.
	That is what we drink, the saliva when we salivate, watching people eat poo-poo.
	That's how we get the moisture for our mud pies.
	They do eat mud pies.
	They do.
	In Somalia, they have mud cookies.
	They're delicious.
	Very sad.
	Very good.
	Gavin and Ryan, it's Slaps Rivera in today's climate of cancer culture, mobs and ridiculous standards.
	Isn't it strange that Bowie's China Girl isn't canceled yet?
	From the My Little China Girl line.
	Problematic?
	To the obvious Asian-y style music.
	It seems pretty darn racist to me.
	It's funny how left can overlook what they choose to overlook, blah, blah, blah.
	Yeah.
	Like, what's racist about it, though?
	She is Chinese.
	Get off my lawn.
	China's asshole!
	I forgot the intro, but it makes me want to sing our intro over there.
	I think his black wife would let him fuck whatever he wants.
	I think that way about famous people who are in long-term marriages that work.
	Not Tom Hanks, but like David Bowie.
	His black wife, Il the model, was just like, go ahead, I don't want to hear about it.
	Or same with Samuel Jackson.
	He's been married to the same sex his whole life.
	You know that when he's making a movie or a commercial, all bets are off.
	That's kind of a good point, man.
	She's had a lot of money.
	Not Bill Burr's wife.
	Bill Burr doesn't let him fucking take a shit without permission.
	Ah, dude, I'm just taking the shit, dude.
	But yeah, this goes back to what I was arguing with my friend Leslie, where she goes, the depiction of that Asian guy in 16 Candles is the most racist depiction of an Asian ever.
	I'm like, how?
	There's literally a dong thing every time he's in a scene.
	Yeah, so?
	A gong.
	What's the matter with that?
	His name is Dong.
	Long Duck Dong.
	Long Duck Dynasty.
	What's happening, Holstoff?
	What's the matter with this?
	And I know your instincts are it's problematic, but make it a Scottish guy.
	And every time he appears, there's bagpipes.
	So I married an axe murderer.
	Nobody had a problem with that ever.
	Yeah, what's the thing?
	Like, what if he was a Russian?
	What about breakfast at Tiffany's?
	She didn't think that that was the worst one?
	But what's the matter with that?
	This is an actor.
	It's immediately funny.
	Is that Mickey Rooney?
	Again, this is like offensive to us because we've been well trained.
	But what's offensive about it?
	He's depicting a comical Japanese man.
	You know why she's so skinny?
	No.
	Tulips.
	All her family ate during World War II is tulips.
	Good night, Mr. Aba, baby.
	Was that show back in the day where it was like a fucking detective and he was like a chink Chinese man?
	A chink Chinese man?
	Yeah.
	I was listening to the Thursday Night this show this morning.
	I heard the cause making a case for the war on drugs.
	He made some decent points, but there are some issues with his arguments.
	The main question to be answered surrounding the war on drugs is whether or not there is a valid reason for them to be outlawed by the state.
	There is no valid reason, then it is completely irrelevant to ask whether the state has the right to enforce drug laws for the sake of making it easier for them to prosecute human traffickers.
	We should not be in the business of creating legislation to make things easier on the justice system at the expense of the taxpayers.
	Also, comparing turnstile jumping to making arrests in the war on drugs is a false equivalency.
	Turnstile jumping is a crime because it is actually theft.
	But there is no valid reason for the state to outlaw drugs, and comparing the two things would be apples and oranges, just my two cents.
	I also got one from a cop who said, your war on drugs shit doesn't work because when the government sells weed, it'll always be cheaper on the streets.
	So there will always be a street market.
	Yeah.
	But it won't have the same kind of magnitude if it's legal.
	I mean, right now, MS-13's entire power is based on heroin being illegal.
	Although, I guess OxyContin is pretty expensive.
	Who was that you just showed?
	It was Charlie Chan.
	That's what I was thinking of.
	Played by a white guy?
	Yeah.
	Clearly.
	Yeah.
	This was eye makeup or something.
	Pretty good eye makeup.
	Yeah.
	Can you just get an Asian?
	This is insane.
	Not that could act well, I'm sure.
	I don't know if they were like moderate, like Americanized at that point.
	Maybe.
	Oh, that's a Chinese guy.
	They got one.
	What the fuck?
	What a fuck.
	He failed the...
	He didn't get the audition for the main character.
	Oh, absolutely.
	That's why.
	No, that's why.
	Wait, that's that Chinese character actor that's in everything.
	No.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	He's in, like, Independence Day.
	He's in everything.
	Oh, oh, oh, yeah.
	I think he's even the dad in the shopkeeper in Gremlins.
	And then Men in Black.
	You're right.
	Yeah, he's like the Chinese actor.
	Yes, you're right.
	God, that guy's IMDB must be insane.
	You must have to power a generator outside to look up his IMDb.
	You're right.
	Wow, that is him.
	Yeah.
	Boy, he sucks.
	All right, it's time for the video finale.
	And all we have to do is go to this bumper here.
	Wicker, wicker, wicker, nigga.
	Here's a cute video about a kid who assumes that he should stay up because his dad wants him to.
	But his dad eventually goes, don't worry about it, bro.
	And he says, thanks, dad.
	I'm going to sort of curl up here in my seat and go to sleep.
	Let me know when we arrive and I'll wake up again.
	But are you sure you don't need me?
	And the dad goes, no, I don't need you, son.
	And he goes, all right.
	Let me see if I can catch a wink.
	Hey, buddy, you tired?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Can't keep your eyes open?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	You've been nodding off a little bit.
	Yeah.
	It's okay, buddy.
	Yeah.
	If you want to go to sleep, I can.
	You go ahead, go to sleep.
	Oh, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, make babies, and never stop fighting.
	We're young, we dream sleeping on booze on a sandy beach.
	We're alive, we believe the time and time memories.
	We're young.

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