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Aug. 20, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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GOML LIVE #111 | WHY YOU WANNA BE MIDDLE CLASS? (Part 1)

Matty and Gavin watch a gay Chinese man eat live grubs and then they rag on Britain.

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Night Queen.
Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
She's got nowhere to go.
She's got nowhere to be.
She's got nowhere to be.
Hello, Loubain!
What do you think of that band?
Kind of trippy.
Pretty good, huh?
Yeah.
A lot of the times you'll like a band and you realize it's just because the singer's hot.
And the great thing about F-L-T-R-U-K-E-S-T-F-U-H is you don't have to worry about that.
Say at least.
So this is a band that was playing on behalf of Antifa outside the Wii Spa.
Remember that spa in Portland where they had a dude with his dick out, an Antifa dude?
And a black woman complained and she said, I don't want dicks swinging around my daughter.
And that was anti-trance.
Because you're transphobic if you don't want men in the women's dressing room around your daughter.
So that started a whole thing, and you had patriots and Christians and Proud Boys defending the spas decision, and then Antifa and lunatics like this criticizing them.
It's kind of a ridiculous argument, isn't it?
And it's funny because it was made to seem like bigots versus freedom fighters, but the whole thing was a black woman who said, I don't want white dicks around my little black girl.
How many times have we been in that situation?
So this band played and Andy Ngo said, this band is playing outside.
And then they go, we're getting harassed by Nazis.
Can you give us money?
So they started a GoFundMe for the trauma of being mentioned by Andy Ngo.
Anyway.
Long tangent to explain the first song.
Welcome to Get Off My Lawn Live.
This is free for the first half hour.
We have our co-host, Baby Monster, Matty Odell.
What's up everybody?
I think people are confused about being called Baby Monsters.
They go, that's gay.
I want to be called a fan.
And I'm like, I don't think you get that Lady Gaga's fans are called Little Monsters.
We're taking that and calling them Baby Monsters because Matty Odell is called Baby Monster because he's an evil, horrible, violent man who is in the shape of a baby.
Yes.
So... I'm little, I'm wee.
That's the joke, folks.
Do we have to explain every fucking joke?
It's like Proud Boys.
They go, yeah, they're not men, they're boys.
Yeah, it's named after a song from an Aladdin musical.
It's possible that your enemies have a sense of humor!
Think of that!
Please!
Good guys have a sense of humor, bad guys have a sense of humor.
They're not mutually exclusive.
One group can have nuance.
Exactly.
Just to go back to the opening band, if you've seen the lead singer, how he's got that dark Yeah.
- You know, you scratch on his forehead?
- Yeah.
- That's very customary with the Muslims.
- Yes, there's a name for it. - And when they pray, they put their head down on the rug and it leaves a brown, like, callous area.
- Well, you can't be a Muslim and a big, fat, trans piece of shit.
I don't know.
It's possible that he was a Muslim and then he became, he realized he was gay and then he went alright I'm a woman now because I don't want to get, I hate all this shit.
That's rough.
Or Wesley Willis was a special needs musician who had hits like Northwest Airlines!
Northwest Airlines!
I like to go on Northwest Airlines.
It's the greatest airline in the world.
And the music was just the keyboard, generic song that you get with a keyboard.
And he had the same dark patch, but it was from going, hey, what's going on?
And the way he would greet you is he'd smash his head against your head.
It was very painful.
That happened to me once.
Yeah.
But I guess if you do something repetitively, you're still going to get the mark.
That was his Islam, was white hipsters.
Are you playing some Wesley Willis?
He's actually way better than that band.
Yeah, a lot better.
At least I'll remember this song.
Generic pop song.
He's pop and they're alternative.
35,000 feet.
Oh, this is a song about the people on the plane in Kabul.
North West Airlines.
The C-17. North West Airlines.
A lot of people froze their ass off and went flying through the sky.
C-17.
They thought a plane was a bus and you can ride on the side, but you can't.
No sir.
It's got a bit of Mitch Hedberg to him.
It does.
I was about to say, like, we don't lose your baggage.
We lose you.
You are falling from the sky.
Bubba and Hanks is our sponsor today.
We're devoting the whole show to them.
Bubba's in a bad way, I believe.
Yeah.
And it's sad.
I think it's cancer, right?
Yeah.
Terrible?
Great sponsor has been with us for years, Bubba and Hanks.
Obviously, Hanks will continue making fantastic steaks.
Let's pull those up.
And now I'm using his death as a way to make money for myself.
If you use the promo code GAVIN, you get 20% off.
I'm a big fan of all their beef.
Oh yeah, you finished off a whole pack recently.
Oh, let me tell you something.
I had the Asabuko the other day.
Wait, stop.
Let's rate them from your favorite to down.
Because you had everything, right?
Did you have the burgers?
I've had the burgers, the pre-made patties.
Phenomenal.
Great.
My kids inhale those.
When you go on the website, you realize that it's Wagyu beef.
Now Wagyu beef are these special breeds of cows that have like great marbling and fat within the meat that classifies them as Wagyu.
And they're so, the flavor is the fat with the marbling within the meat and oh it's delicious.
I've had the burgers.
I've had the chopped meat.
I've had the eye round steaks, I've had the asabuco, and let me tell you something, every cut was phenomenal.
I did asabuco the other day, because asabuco is like the foreshank of the front legs, so it's got some tendons and stuff like that, so you braise it, cook it in a liquid for like 3 or 4 hours, and oh my god.
3 or 4 hours?
Yeah, yeah.
And what's the liquid?
I mean, I use beef broth, a little bit of water.
This is in a frying pan?
No, no, in like a pot.
I use a Dutch oven.
I have a ceramic coated Dutch oven at my house, so.
Okay.
But yeah.
Oh, for braising?
Like short ribs or anything like that?
Three hours?
Yeah.
And then do you do something like to scorch the outside?
You know how I like the outside burnt.
Yes, what you do is you take a little, I take a little flour.
I flour the outside of it.
I put it in a frying pan, a skillet.
After you've done this three hours?
No, no, no.
Before, prior to.
Oh, prior to.
I just put a little, I just put a little flour.
Coated the outside.
And I browned the outside.
Like you seared the outside.
So when you put it in the liquid, all the juices stay inside.
Beautiful.
That sounds fantastic.
Beautiful.
Now you have a roommate named Cocaine, is that correct?
Yeah, Yayo.
Did you share it with him?
Of course.
If it's in the house, it's for both of us.
He's been using the same Teflon pan for so long, the Teflon's gone.
Yeah.
The Teflon, it's just a silver pan now.
It's no longer a nonstick.
Which means he ate all the Teflon that was on the pan.
I don't eat out of his pan.
He's an animal.
Cocaine is an animal.
So yeah, Bubba and Hank's Delicious, promo code Gavin.
Our heart goes out to Bubba.
God bless him.
I mean, are we giving up hope?
Are we saying, like, say a prayer for Bubba?
Never give up hope.
Always pray.
My father passed with throat cancer in, uh, 91, so I can understand his plight.
And you know how many times people, the doctors say, oh, you know, they gave this guy this long to live and then they just blow past that, so.
Yeah, let's just pray.
Yeah, absolutely.
Let's pray for Bubba, of Bubba and Hanks.
Pray for him to have peace.
Pray for him to get through this, or if he's not going to get through it, to endure it with as much fortitude and strength as possible.
Let's take a moment for Bubba.
Go peacefully.
I got to say, I don't want to brag, but I don't pray to God for bullshit like the Mets.
and And when I do pray for something, it's usually a big one, like Steven Crowder I prayed for.
Phenomenal recovery.
Twins, beautiful twins.
Beautiful twins.
Everything's going great with him.
Bass Stickman was looking at like 20 years for some bullshit charge.
I prayed for him.
He's good to go.
I don't know, Bubba.
Hey, use it sparingly.
It's like when your mother says fuck.
Not your mother, Jesus.
She never didn't say fuck.
But when your mother, my mother says fuck about once a month, once every two months, and it's sort of, you go, whoa, this is a biggie.
I've noticed that with parenting too.
If you only swear at kids when you're really mad, and they hear, I'm sick of your fucking shit!
They go, he's really sick of my fucking shit because he said fucking shit.
And it's all over the tone too.
It's all what?
With the tone.
Yeah.
The delivery of it.
Like, my mother used to say, fuck off, all the time.
She'd be like, oh, fuck off.
And it was like, dismissive.
Yeah.
It wasn't like, for fuck's sake, son!
Oh, for fuck's sake!
Yeah, when you get that, you're in trouble.
You're in trouble.
Yeah, my dad would do this like, fucking, and if it was a fucking, I knew someone was gonna die tonight.
Like, if I got called by my full name, Matthew, Do you ever hear your middle name for your parents?
To my credit, I don't have a middle name.
Oh really?
It's Matthew Odell.
Matthew Big Monster Odell?
I have a confirmation name, which is Jude.
It's kind of funny, when I was young, my mother's father's name was Alan.
On my birth certificate, it just says Matthew O'Dell.
On my social security card for years, you just say Matthew Alan O'Dell.
Oh.
You know what it says on my social security card?
Gavin doesn't care about Matthew's middle name.
Oh, shit!
Oh!
Care-thew.
Do you have a middle name?
Me?
Yeah.
It's fucking Katsu.
It's, it's, uh, yeah.
Oh, I thought you just stuck that in your name because everyone thought you were a spic.
Well, no, they, well, they still think I'm a spic.
Well, that would be a hyphen.
Do you have a middle name?
Yeah, Miles.
Oh, yeah.
Gavin Miles McInnes.
GMM.
It's not a very sexy acronym, GMM.
My wife doesn't have a middle name, and I contend that if you don't have a middle name, your parents don't love you enough.
Oh, yeah.
I'm an unloved child.
You're an unloved child?
Why do Puerto Ricans use their middle names more than any other people?
Luis J. Gomez, fucking Ryan Katzu Rivera, Alexandria Jolkito-Cortez.
Maybe they want to sound fancy.
Maybe Puerto Ricans are insecure about the fact that they're all on welfare.
And they want to sound like they're Spaniards.
Let me tell you something.
The most crazy names are the Mexicans.
When I was away in the federal system, they used to have like six names.
And it was all hyphenated.
They had like their mother's maiden name, their father's name, their grandmother's maiden name, their grandfather's name.
Oh, it was insane.
Call me old-fashioned, that's stupid.
Yeah, I agree.
Like this is what I keep trying to get across to people about culture.
They're not different than us, they're worse.
Yeah.
Like Swedes are different than us.
They have their little sardine sandwiches or whatever.
I get that that's different, but equal.
But the Middle East is not equal.
I saw this video, we'll talk about it next time we do Real News, but it was like trying to get the Afghan army to stop smoking hash or to wear their helmets facing the right way.
Like they're monkeys.
Yeah.
You can't, you can make monkeys hold a gun for a photo op.
The biggest joke is making them do jumping jacks.
That to me was an epiphany.
Dude, I saw that video, that jumping jack video is from like Ten years ago.
2004.
Yeah, it's an old comic book.
It's old as shit.
They're horrible.
And not only are they retarded, but they're stoned.
So you give someone with Down Syndrome hash, that's not even the one, but that'll do.
Or it's probably a different angle than the same one.
Look at that!
Irreparable.
Yeah.
Untrainable.
How the fuck can you not do a jumping jack?
No one taught me how to do jumping jacks.
Yeah, I don't remember learning that.
I didn't take a night course in jumping jacks.
I didn't take a night course in not hanging on to a plane.
There you go.
I didn't read a brochure that said it's freezing cold six miles above the earth.
Coincidence?
I think not.
And 500 miles an hour is a hell of a wind.
I want to see them jump rope.
Cause that, it's not the easiest thing.
I want to see them do that thing with red solo cups where they go plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop.
I saw a kid do like four different, uh, iterations of it in five seconds.
It was some sort of world champion.
He made like a pyramid, I sing him a doodle, then broke them all down, then made them again.
Five seconds.
I don't think one person in the Middle East could do that.
No.
I don't think... They could drink out of the cup.
How is this for an incredibly xenophobic, horrible thing to say that I should go to hell for and be in the SPLC's hate group?
I don't think one person in the Middle East could do that.
Was that five seconds?
That was five seconds.
And he got a boner, right?
That was five seconds.
Oh, that was a different guy.
The Rubik's Cube guy.
The top Rubik's Cube guy.
We saw this documentary and he had such severe autism that when he broke the world record, he got a boner.
But go back to that one.
What did he do there?
That was five seconds.
Let's see what he did.
So I take a bunch of cups.
I do three towers, two towers, one big tower, and then put them back together again.
There's a word in Afghani for this called magic.
You can rule the Taliban.
You know what we should do?
Instead of sending troops in, just send like Chris Angel and David Copperfield, some corny street musicians, David Blaine.
And he'd be like, Allahu Akbar!
And say, Mohammed has told me to stop cutting out women's eyes.
Dude, why would you?
Okay, no problem!
Stop fucking kids.
By the way, I said the other day... You could save some money and just... Yeah, just... That, our entire military budget should be magic tricks.
Those coins that you bite and then you flick it and it goes back again.
Where did your finger go?
What is going on?! !
Uh, I got some criticism the other day because I said the Taliban fucks kids and they go, no that's the Baki Baza or whatever.
No, they all fuck kids and they all fuck each other.
Women are human garbage to them.
They're breeding machines, they kill them, feed them to the dogs.
Maddie just sent me a picture of a woman who had her eyes cut out for God knows what, farting on a Thursday.
Under, her father was in the Taliban.
And told on her that she was working for the Afghan police.
And they shot her eight times, stabbed her, and took her eyes out of her skull with a knife and left her for dead.
So what you're pulling up there is yes, our allies fuck boys.
But they all fuck boys and each other and goats.
That's just the way it is over there.
And that sounds very, like I hear that coming out of my mouth and I go, wow, that's a horrible thing to say.
What a racist thing to say.
It's just a fact!
Talk to vets who were there!
Well, here's the sad part.
One sniper, I don't want to say it was Chris Kyle or anything, but a pretty well-known sniper in Afghan.
He's watching Eric, looking through his scope, and these guys would come in and rape these children every night, and they're not allowed to engage.
They're not allowed to stop them.
Oh, right, yeah.
It got to the point where one guy came in and ripped all the kids' teeth out with pliers.
So when he sodomized them, he wouldn't have any teeth.
Well, sodomize is the butthole.
When he face raped them.
When he pulled the teeth out of their ass?
No, out of their mouth.
Right, so that's face fucking.
I think sodomy is also oral copulation.
Oh really?
Yeah.
You see what's going on when we get involved in these other cultures?
You have to learn sodomy.
From what I've heard, I got a message after I said a couple of those things about what was happening at Westchester County Airport.
About the people, and they said it was all children.
They said the majority of the children had blown out nasal passages and bruised eyes, which is also from forcible sodomy.
What the fuck?
What, they fucked them in the eyes?
In the, in their, they're fucking their face.
Sheesh.
Yeah.
But why does that, why does that hurt your eyes?
You know, after a repetitive... Oh, you're gagging and stuff?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And your sinuses are blowing out?
Disgusting.
Disgusting.
They're just different.
That's from the southern border.
It's like the UK General said.
They're just country boys.
They're country boys.
And by the way, I don't think we're going to have any more problems from them because the US Ambassador sent them a strongly worded letter.
Oh, the guy who left the embassy?
No, she's a black woman.
Oh.
And she's our US Ambassador to the United Nations.
Oh, to the United Nations.
And she sat down.
All right, Buster Brown.
You may think you're a hot tamale today, but you had better watch yourself and treat not just women, but trans women of color with respect.
Or... I don't even know.
There's no better video to emphasize how laughable that is than the one you played when you first came back from Costa Rica.
About the Taliban laughing at the reporter.
That's perfect.
That's the sentiment.
You don't have to see any children being raped in it.
There's no women having their eyes gouged out, which is also a very effective way to explain who they are.
But yeah, that just sums it up.
You know, there's a Harry and Paul sketch.
Ah, fuck it.
It's too involved.
Alright, so the Thursday live show, we usually have so many sponsors that we don't like to cover too much news, but today we've devoted everything to Bubba and Hanks in honor of Bubba.
You know what happened to Bubba and Hanks once?
Some super rich guy listens to the show heard that they were sponsoring the show he thought that's cool he got in his plane from I don't know Houston Dallas Dallas Houston flew down to their farm in his plane it's a little like one prop thing and said hi I heard about you on Gavin's show what a great farm and he walked around the farm beautiful
It's funny because when you read about me or the show or anyone involved, you go, holy shit, these are all satanic racists who run the KKK and kill black babies for sport.
But when I was in the city yesterday doing Kumiya's show, I get out of my car.
By the way, this is a pet peeve of mine.
A lot of Manhattanites go, you don't have to pay for parking, dude.
Just go to Hell's Kitchen.
9th Street, 30th, just park there.
It's bullshit.
There is no fucking parking in New York.
And every person who lives there goes, what are you talking about?
They never have a car, by the way.
They go, there's parking everywhere.
And then they'll show you a picture of a spot.
It's usually like 9 p.m.
Yeah, there's a couple spots at 9 p.m.
But as far as normal times, it's no standing allowed, and it's commercial vehicles only.
Now luckily, I have enough cop paraphernalia to open a small cop store, so I just litter the dash with mini badges and policeman's cards and shit.
And you park near the police station on, uh, 36th and 9th, and you might get away with it.
But anyway, and maybe it's because that was a cop area.
I parked there.
And, uh... I, uh... I'm walking towards the studio.
It's a couple blocks.
Some guy yells, uh, hey Gavin, how you doing?
Big fan.
What are you doing these days?
By the way, if you're a big fan, you should probably know about this network.
And you're a baby monster, not a big fan.
Pose for a selfie.
Walk another few feet.
Some guy's in a car.
Old guy.
Right here.
Gavin, how you doing?
It was like the Truman Show.
Nice.
And then on the way back, some guy goes, I'm listening to you right now!
So that was three people in the span of two blocks there and back.
So four blocks, I guess.
But the reason I bring that up is not just to talk about my favorite subject, which is me, but to say that these evil monsters that you hear about are perceived as evil monsters at Huffington Post and fucking CNN and MSNBC.
But in the real world, it's like, how you doing, buddy?
Because no one trusts the media anymore.
So when someone Googles badly, like Project Veritas, You look them up.
They edit videos misleadingly.
They are deceptive.
They're corrupt.
No one thinks that.
But Wikipedia and their competitors in the media.
People on the street go, oh yeah, Project Veritas, they're great.
They blew up this story, that story.
Anyway, I got 5% left.
Why don't you... I couldn't agree with...
More than, I just couldn't agree more with what they both said.
There's something good.
Have you seen this guy?
So, you know, if you want some hope for COVID, some COVID hope.
Here, cut to you and I'm going to get my computer charger.
You want some COVID hope out there, if you go to the Board of Supervisors meetings on YouTube.
Oh, look.
It's a six hour thing of, you know, people that are there.
They're over the whole COVID and vaccine crap.
Yeah.
So this is good.
It's like parents.
Right.
People from the community.
Yeah.
I've had COVID.
I think I have too.
I've been vaccinated.
I was in the hospital for 10 days.
Oh really?
Yeah, back in January.
I got a January 2nd.
10 days in the hospital because of my underlying heart condition and diabetes.
Yeah, that's worth making clear, Matty.
You have the immune system of a dead frog.
Yeah, I have all the trifecta.
I have heart failure.
I have diabetes.
I have asthma.
It's a lung failure.
At the time I was a little, I'm still obese according to my doctors.
Like I'm 100, 206 pounds right now.
I dropped 30 pounds.
Nice, congrats.
Anyway, so I had them, so they said we're going to keep you in the hospital for 10 days until, you know, your incubation period is up, all that.
Whatever, okay.
Basically, I was pretty much asymptomatic.
Didn't have any treatments.
They were treating me for, you know, giving me oxygen, keeping me on my regular medication and everything.
Then, I said to the doctors, I said, well, do I have to get the vaccine or what's up?
They're like, well, you have to wait 90 days from the time of your release to get the vaccine.
So I go, I get the vaccine like March 29th because I had to wait 90 days.
I get the Pfizer one shot, which is, and I go back for three weeks.
You get the second shot.
If you're Moderna, you got to wait four weeks to get the second shot.
So I get the second shot.
Boom.
So now I'm fully vaccinated.
And you've had it.
And I've had COVID.
I've been hospitalized with COVID.
So even though I've been vaccinated, I've had COVID, I'm still a potential super spreader.
I can get COVID again, and I should wear a mask.
So why did I take a vaccine?
Unbelievable.
Yeah.
Are you logged into that Key to the City thing?
Oh yeah, I have a... Here, I'll pull it up on my... I have my, uh... Is it like a big barcode doohickey?
Yeah, I got it right here.
I'll pull it up and put it by the camera there.
I have a... Is there any information on there you would want?
He thought of that, Ryan.
Thank you.
Okay.
Frankly, just making sure.
It doesn't have autofocus, but we get it.
So what if I took a screengrab of that?
What if someone took a screengrab of that and put it on their phone and held it up when they go to a restaurant in New York?
Apparently it's illegal, but I don't know why.
Because it's not an official document.
Well, it's fraud, but it would say Matty O'Dell on it, right?
Of course, yeah.
So would they ask to see my driver's license with it?
I bet they wouldn't.
No, of course not.
Hold on, maybe you can see better from this.
I bet New Yorkers... Brian, can you click on me?
I bet New Yorkers could get away with just someone taking a screen grab of that.
That's the Excelsior Pass.
And then when you tap on it, it goes to a huge... Ah, you can't really see it.
Oh, they might tap on it.
It's like the Metro North train tickets.
Yeah, it's got a... There's a giant QR code right here.
You can't really see it on the... Oh, hold on.
No, it's just the white balance.
Yeah, it's just plain... But there's a QR code there.
And it tells me it expires in 2022.
2022?
Yep.
It's only good for one year.
No, that's in a few months.
It says active passes.
September, October, November, December.
That's in four months.
No, it's April 19th, 2022.
Oh, I see.
Yeah, the day I got my last shot.
But now I got an email because I'm on the heart transplant list.
I got an email the other day, same as our Liberal bartender Jimmy, he got one because he has autoimmune disease, saying that he should come and get the third booster shot.
Third!
Third booster shot!
Him and I both got... Tertiary!
Yes.
Third chance.
Third booster shot!
And why is this gonna work any better than the two that I've already taken?
Well that's just it.
As everyone keeps saying, they're just gonna keep going.
I just want to know, when does a novel virus, like the novel coronavirus, become not novel?
Like when is it, okay, it's here to stay and we're just gonna deal with it like the flu?
Yeah.
If you're gonna die, you're gonna die.
How long can you beat a dead horse?
Oh, like, imagine there's a nuclear war, and we're all in the bunker for a year, and then you start going, you know what?
I'm gonna go outside.
I'm gonna see what happens.
I know there's dead cows everywhere.
I'll be the victim.
Yeah.
I'll be the volunteer.
I know it's really hard to see the sun, because there's so much ash.
I'm kind of done with this fucking bunker now.
At what point do we say, okay, math didn't work the first time.
I've already fucked all of you twice.
We're going back to math.
And half of you are dudes.
Yeah.
I want to use my dad.
So I've had enough.
I need some variety.
I'm going to go fuck a dead cow outside the bunker.
I think that's a Scottish thing.
Fuckin' your dad?
No, dead count.
No, dead count.
Well, the impatience part, as one does.
So, anyway, so there was this, everybody's pissed in San Diego.
You would think California, they're not, you know, they're all woke and busy.
Even the dude from PODs, dad?
Yeah, no, I was gonna say that it's a shame that Copper Cab's deciding to do content outside of censored TV.
But, uh, this is pretty powerful stuff.
And they should be putting a tingle up the spine of your back!
And they should be begging you to do the right thing!
You're about to open a pit of hell!
You do not get a vaccine passport put on us!
You know, as the population who's in control, you know that the people or the politicians, once you get a power, you will never relinquish it!
Do you think that the four feet of marble that holds you above, high in this chamber, will help you from the fate of humanity which you are unleashing?
No!
It won't!
Your children and your children's children will be subjugated!
They will be asked, how many vaccines have you had?
Have you been a good little Nazi?
Heil Fauci!
Hey, Fauci!
There's been a lot of talk about the Nuremberg Code.
Well, I brought you a copy.
You are all in violation of Section 1.
Yes, you, Dr. Wilton.
You are in violation of the Nuremberg Code, which is international law.
And the definition is...
Thank you, sir.
Your time is expired.
Your time is expired.
Was he saying, Hail Fauci?
Yeah.
Mocking.
Yes, yes, yes, I understand.
Right.
That's not copper cab, is it?
No.
That's blonde cab.
It's pretty funny because I have a relative that looks almost identical to that.
That looks like a white Boston Mike from DMS who died Deer Hunter style playing Russian Roulette.
Oh yeah.
Wow.
Look, this is my personal opinion.
That shit means nothing to me.
That's not activism.
That's just they give you room.
I have these friends who they've noticed their kids are real ornery and pissy when they take them away from video games.
So the mother has like a decompression room Where she goes, get off your shit, get off your iPad, get off your everything.
And then, as the kid's being a suck, she goes, go into that room and wait 15 minutes.
And that's their decompression chamber.
And I tried it, and it's a good move to do, because you're taking crack away from a crackhead.
And they need time to sort of recalibrate.
And I told the husband, after the wife told me that, I go, I really like your wife's tips.
And he goes, what the fuck did you just say to me?
And I go, your wife's tits, they're amazing.
Your wife's tits?
Or tips?
He goes, how do you know anything about my wife's tits?
And I was like, I've never looked at your wife's tits.
As a rule, when I talk to any man's wife that's a friend of mine, my eyes stop at the shoulders.
I talk to women like this.
Hi, what's going on?
I actually purposely don't even know their names.
People see that as sexist.
No.
But it's actually respectful.
I do a similar thing, yeah.
It's respectful to not look at your friend's wife or girlfriend or not know her name.
It's like I heard her tips.
You listen to my wife's tits?
I just tip-fucked your wife.
She had some great ideas for kids.
Anyway, um...
So that's what that is.
It's a timeout room.
We're gonna let you go to a town hall and you can yell with your dreads and say your little speech that you wrote on your phone and we go, oh no, you totally hurt my feelings!
And then they go back and they keep oppressing us.
The way you fight back is to break the law.
It's like Lenore Skenazy in her book Free Range Kids.
She goes, it's illegal for a five-year-old and a six-year-old to go to the park alone.
Send them to the park alone.
They can't arrest us all.
If everyone sends their five and six-year-olds to the park alone without parental supervision, then what, the jails fill up with kids?
That's why I say get fired, get in trouble at the end of every show.
That's the only way to do it, is send your kid to school and say, my kid's not wearing a mask.
That's a lot more effective than, YOU HAIL FAUCI!
HAIL FAUCI!
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!
You know, my buddy Dean, who I hang out with, you met the other day.
His kid lives in Greenwich, Connecticut.
So now Connecticut schools have deemed that kids have to wear masks going back to this current school year.
That didn't sit well for about half of the residents of Greenwich.
And now they have joined the Greenwich Patriots.
Really?
Yeah!
Believe it or not.
So Greenwich is pretty left though, generally.
It's a weird, well it's obviously a weird, Connecticut's a weird state.
Yeah.
Because there's like New Canaan where Ann Coulter's from.
Correct.
There's a lot of old money, there's a lot of influence, there's a lot of... A lot of old Republican money.
Yes!
Yes.
But there's also a lot of rich, young liberals.
New money.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But I don't think they outweigh the old money.
I think it makes sense that the super liberal places, they have like... The Greenwich...
What the hell did you say?
Patriots.
Patriots.
I'm sorry.
I had a brain fart there.
The Greenwich Patriots.
I ruined the show.
To challenge the schools.
Wow.
Yeah, it's like Antifa says, that's my source for everything.
Talk is cheap, direct action is all that matters.
Non-compliance.
Non-compliance.
Send all your kids with no masks, what are they going to do, shut the whole school down?
Oh, you're against the COVID mandates?
Alright, you better not scream into a pillow in your bedroom about how much you hate them, that would really hurt me.
Oh yeah?
Watch this!
Oh no, like those fucking dumb things where they have Mark Zuckerberg in Congress and Ted Cruz is like, can you locate, can someone locate where you are on Facebook?
And he's like, I don't know, sir.
We are still looking into that.
Ooh, you really grilled fucking Jack Dorsey.
I'm so scared.
Noncompliance is the way to go.
Yes.
My opinion.
Well, this is a good example of that.
Let's see here.
What would you, what would you fucking do?
Oh, I have a lot of trouble looking at this.
What would you do?
I can't, I have any, I can't handle fucking children in duress.
I haven't seen this.
Really, it's not good.
I don't know if I can watch it.
Again, I had to watch it through your eyes, squinty eyes.
Australia's out of fucking control, man.
Wait a minute, is this the autistic child that had to get on a plane?
No.
That had a medical note not to get tested?
No, this is totally different.
I know what you're talking about.
I think this is an involuntary vaccine.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Look at this shit.
What would you do?
I mean, you'd have to like... Oh, I'd go to... You'd go out like a fucking hero.
I would never subject my children to that.
Well, I'd go to jail, but I don't know if I can overpower three guys.
Yeah.
Oh, I'm gonna try my darndest.
Yeah.
I might knock one out.
I'll take my last swings and my last dying breath.
I'm gonna bite their fucking faces.
I'm gonna go to jail.
My kids aren't gonna have a dad.
I think it was a couple of days ago, there was an autistic child that had a note from his doctor that said, you can't try to stick anything up his nose, because he's going to go, you know, he's on the spectrum, he's autistic.
And oof, all hell broke loose.
And then they issued an apology for traumatizing the kid.
At what point does this get, like, are you fucking kidding me?
You know, when the Brits invaded South Africa, they were losing against the Boers, and so they started killing the women and children, and then they won.
They did the exact same thing to the Americans in 1776, and they made the Americans so mad that they lost.
But it's a tried and tested dirty pool way to destroy a civilization and right now they are attacking our children to try to break us.
And it's it's gonna start a fucking civil war.
CRT this kind of shit here I mean you attack a man's kids he either buckles and cries and is just a broken man or he turns in to Braveheart.
Like, look at that.
Australian police pepper spray a child for not wearing a mask.
It's bizarre what's going on in Australia.
And by the way, that cop is not wearing a mask.
Alright, let's stop giving away free content.
Australia is bananas.
We're going to get to the mailbag and then we're going to take some calls.
You're going to miss out on this because you're too cheap to pay your bills.
Oh my god, guess what?
The first letter we have is called Smokeshow Liberation Taliban Pronouns and Kabul Skydiving.
Very involved title.
But it involves a woman with the best tits I've ever seen and I'm half a century old.
You're missing out on that, sir.
Yeah.
So go to censored.tv, sign up.
It's 10 bucks a month.
It's a fantastic investment.
It's non-stop entertainment every single day.
Even when I'm away for three weeks, we're still bombarding you with entertainment.
Now that I'm back from my vacation, I'm going to start doing the sit-down interviews here in the studio.
I'm going to have War Vets, our buddy Bill, who was in Guam.
Was it Lebanon or Grenada?
He got a purple heart because he sprained his ankle playing softball while his buddies were dying fighting the Cubans.
We'll get Tommy Ranger who was in Afghanistan for many years, kill jihadists, see how he feels about the pullout.
And then guess who I got?
I got fucking Nikki Klein from that sex cult.
Uh, we're gonna sit her down in the fancy studio, and her contention is the FBI placed kiddie porn on his computer.
She also says this is not a hunt, she has evidence, forensic evidence, that is going to free him.
Is that the one with the brand?
They all have brands.
They have the brand on the hip.
That's the cult.
That's the cult.
NVXM or whatever.
NXIVM.
NXIVM.
Yeah, that's it.
Nicky Kline.
What did I say?
Not that.
Great memory.
I only remember correct names.
Sorry.
I can't wait for that.
Yeah, I want to this is what I want to do like with with the working class interviews on those seats I want to do okay.
I'm me.
I'm 18.
I want to be a plumber.
What do I do first?
What's the worst part of it?
How much does it cost?
What can I fail?
What can I not fail?
Who do I need to know and like make me a plumber take me through it with the Vietnam vet?
I want to hear When did you first know you had to go?
Like what kind of plane did you get on?
Were you shitting your pants when you landed?
But with the celebs with this thing, I want to know your life story.
Like you were born here, you went there.
How did you end up in a sex cult?
Like what about your childhood made you end up there?
I just pulled that out of my ass right now.
Cause you don't want to say to a plumber, what about your childhood made you want to plum?
Yeah.
That doesn't really grab anyone.
I want the working class ones and the war vets, I want them to come away with like, they've done it.
Right.
But with these stories more, I want, like with Ann Coulter, her dad was this incredible guy.
I think it was a judge.
I want to know how he shaped her.
That's interesting to me.
And it's interesting to you.
Anyway.
We're gonna go through the mail now.
We're gonna look at some fantastic tits.
You're not allowed to see.
You're a moocher.
And I hate you.
Get fired.
Get in trouble.
Be brave.
And never stop fighting.
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