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Aug. 20, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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GOML LIVE #111 | WHY YOU WANNA BE MIDDLE CLASS? (Part 1)

Matty and Gavin watch a gay Chinese man eat live grubs and then they rag on Britain.

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Night Queen I'm from New York.
It's get off my lawn with Gavin McInnes
What do you think of that band?
Kind of trippy.
Pretty good, huh?
A lot of the times you'll like a band and you realize it's just because the singer's hot.
And the great thing about FLT, R-U-Key, S-2, F-U-H is you don't have to worry about that.
Say the least.
So this is a band that was playing on behalf of Antifa outside the Wii Spa.
Remember that spa in Portland where they had a dude with his dick out, an Antifa dude?
And a black woman complained.
And she said, I don't want dicks swinging around my daughter.
Yes.
And that was anti-trance.
Because you're transphobic if you don't want men in the women's dressing room around your daughter.
So that started a whole thing.
And you had patriots and Christians and proud boys defending the spa's decision.
And then Antifa and lunatics like this criticizing them.
It's kind of a ridiculous argument, isn't it?
And it's funny because it was made to seem like bigots versus freedom fighters, but the whole thing was a black woman who said, I don't want white dicks around my little black girl.
How many times have we been in that situation?
So this band played, and Andy No said, this band is playing outside.
And then they go, we're getting harassed by Nazis.
Can you give us money?
So they started to go fund me for the trauma of being mentioned by Andy No.
Anyway, long tangent to explain the first song.
Welcome to Get Off My Lawn Live.
This is free for the first half hour.
We have our co-host, Baby Monster, Maddie Odell.
What's up, everybody?
I think people are confused about being called baby monsters.
They go, that's gay.
I want to be called a fan.
And I'm like, I don't think you get that Lady Gaga's fans are called little monsters.
We're taking that and calling them baby monsters because Maddie O'Dell is called baby monster because he's an evil, horrible, violent man who is in the shape of a baby.
Yes.
So.
I'm little, I'm we.
That's the joke, folks.
Do we have to explain every fucking joke?
It's like proud boys.
They go, yeah, they're not boy.
They're not men.
They're boys.
Yeah.
It's named after a song from an Aladdin musical.
It's possible that your enemies have a sense of humor.
Think of that.
Please.
Good guys have a sense of humor, bad guys have a sense of humor.
They're not mutually exclusive.
One group can have nuance.
Exactly.
Just to go back to the opening band, if you've seen the lead singer, how he's got that dark patch on his forehead.
Yeah.
That's very customary with the Muslims.
Yes, there's a name for it.
And when they pray, they put their head down on the rug and it leaves a brown, like callous area.
Well, you can't be a Muslim and a big fat trans piece of shit.
I don't know.
It's possible that he was a Muslim and then he became, he realized he was gay and then he went, all right, I'm a woman now because I don't want to get, I hate all this shit.
That's rough.
Or Wesley Willis was a special needs musician who had hits like, Northwest Airlines, Northwest Airlines.
I like to go on Northwest Airlines.
It's the greatest airline in the world.
And the music was just the keyboard generic song that you get with a keyboard.
And he had the same dark patch, but it was from going, hey, what's going on?
And the way he would greet you is he'd smash his head against your head.
It was very painful.
That happened to me once.
But I guess if you do something repetitively, you're still going to get the mark.
That was his Islam was white hipsters.
Are you playing some Wesley Willis?
He's actually way better than that band.
Yeah, a lot better.
At least I'll remember this song.
Generic pop song.
I had fun.
He's pop in their alternative.
35,000 feet.
It was a fun fight.
Oh, this is a song about the people on the plane in Kabul.
Northwest Airlines.
The C-17.
A lot of people froze their ass off and went flying through the sky.
C-17.
They thought a plane was a bus and you can ride on the side, but you can't.
Oh, sorry.
It's got a bit of Mitch Hedberg to him.
It does.
I was about to say, like, we don't lose your baggage, we lose you.
You are falling from the sky.
Bubba and Hanks is our sponsor today.
We're devoting the whole show to them.
Bubba's in a bad way, I believe.
Yeah.
And it's sad.
I think it's cancer, right?
Yeah.
That's terrible.
Great sponsor.
He's been with us for years, Bubba and Hanks.
Obviously, Hanks will continue making fantastic steaks.
Let's pull those up.
Now I'm using his death as a way to make money for myself.
If you use the promo code Gavin, you get 20% off.
I'm a big fan of all their beef.
Oh, yeah.
You finished off a whole pack recently.
Let me tell you something.
I had the asabucco the other day.
Wait, stop.
Let's rate them from your favorite to down.
Because you had everything, right?
Did you have the burgers?
I've had the burgers, the pre-made patties.
Phenomenal.
Great.
My kids inhale those.
When you go on the website, you realize that it's waigu beef.
And waigu beef are these special breeds of cows that have like great marbling and fat within the meat that classifies them as waigu.
And they're so the flavor is the fat with the marbling within the meat.
Oh, it's delicious.
I've had the burgers.
I've had the chopped meat.
I've had the eye-round steaks.
I've had the asabuko.
And let me tell you something.
Every cut was phenomenal.
I did asabuco the other day.
It's because asabucco is like the foreshank of the front legs.
So it's, you know, it's got some tendons and stuff like that.
So you braise it, cook it in a liquid for like three or four hours.
Oh my God.
Three or four hours?
Yeah, yeah.
And what's the liquid?
The liquid, I mean, I use beef broth, beef broth, a little bit of water.
This is in a frying pan.
No, no, like in like a pot.
I use a Dutch oven.
I have a ceramic-coated Dutch oven at my house.
Okay.
But yeah.
Oh, for braising?
It's about like short ribs or anything like that?
Oh.
Three hours.
Yeah.
And then do you do something like to scorch the outside?
You know how I like the outside burnt?
What you do is you take a little, I take a little flour, I flour the outside of it, I put it in a frying pan, a skillet.
After you've done this three hours with the before prior to.
Okay, I just put a little flour, coated the outside, and I brown the outside.
Like you seared the outside, so when you put it in the liquid, all the juices stay inside.
Oh, it was beautiful.
That sounds fantastic.
Beautiful.
Now, you have a roommate named Cocaine, is that correct?
Yeah, yayo.
Did you share it with him?
Of course.
If it's in the house, it's for both of us.
He's been using the same Teflon pan for so long.
The Teflon's gone.
Yeah.
The Teflon, it's just a silver pan now.
It's no longer a non-stick.
Which means he ate all the Teflon that was on the pan.
I don't eat out of his pan.
He's an animal.
Cocaine is an animal.
So yeah, Bubba and Hanks delicious.
Promo code Gavin.
Our heart goes out to Bubba.
God bless him.
I mean, are we giving up hope?
Are we saying like, say a prayer for Bubba?
Never give up hope.
Always give up.
Never give up.
My father passed a throat cancer in 91, so I can understand his plight.
You know how many times people, the doctors say, oh, you know, they gave this guy this long to live and then they just blow past that?
So.
Yeah, let's just pray.
Yeah, absolutely.
Let's pray for Bubba, of Bubba and Hanks.
Pray for him to have peace.
Pray for him to get through this or if he's not going to get through it, to endure it with as much fortitude and strength as possible.
Let's take a moment for Bubba.
Go peacefully.
I got to say, I don't want to brag, but I don't pray to God for bullshit like the Mets.
And when I do pray for something, it's usually a big one.
Like Steven Crowder, I prayed for.
Phenomenal recovery.
Twins.
Beautiful twins.
Beautiful twins.
Everything's going great with him.
Base Stickman was looking at like 20 years for some bullshit charge.
I prayed for him.
He's good to go.
I don't know, Bubba.
Use it sparingly.
It's like when your mother says fuck, not your mother.
Jesus.
She never didn't say fuck.
But when your mother, my mother says fuck about once a month, once every two months, and it's sort of, you go, whoa, this is a biggie.
I've noticed that with parenting too.
If you only swear at kids when you're really mad and they hear, I'm sick of your fucking shit, they go, he's really sick of my fucking shit because he said fucking shit.
And it's all over the tone, too.
It's all what?
With the tone.
Yeah.
The delivery of it.
Like my mother used to say, fuck off all the time.
She'd be like, oh, fuck off.
And it was like dismissive.
Yeah.
It wasn't like, for fuck's sake, son.
Oh, for fuck's sake.
Yeah, when you get that, you're in trouble.
Trouble.
Yeah, my dad would do this like, fucking.
And if it was a fucking, I knew someone was going to die tonight.
Like, if I got called by my full name, Matthew.
If you ever hear your middle name for your parents.
Oh, to my credit, I don't have a middle name.
Oh, really?
No.
It's Matthew Odell.
Matthew Big Monster Odell.
Baby monster.
I have a confirmation name, which is Jude, but Jude.
It was kind of funny.
When I was young, my mother's father's name was Alan.
On my birth certificate, it just says Matthew Odell.
On my social security card for years, you just say Matthew Allen O'Dell.
Oh.
You know what it says on my social security card?
Gavin doesn't care about Matthew's middle name.
Oh, shit.
Care to.
Do you have a middle name?
Me?
Yeah.
It's fucking Katsu.
Yeah.
Oh, I thought you just stuck that in your name because everyone thought you were a Spic.
Well, no, they still think I'm a Spic.
Well, that would be hard.
Do you have a middle name?
Yeah, Miles.
Oh, Gavin Miles McInnes.
GMM.
It's not a very sexy acronym.
GMM.
My wife doesn't have a middle name, and I contend that if you don't have a middle name, your parents don't love you enough.
Yeah.
I'm an unloved child.
You're an unloved child.
Why do Puerto Ricans use their middle names more than any other people?
Luis J. Gomez, fucking Ryan Catsuover.
Alexandria Jolque Do Jortes.
Maybe they want to sound fancy.
Maybe Puerto Ricans are insecure about the fact that they're all on welfare and they want to sound like they're Spaniards.
Yeah.
Your middle name is.
Let me tell you something.
The most crazy names are the Mexicans.
Oh, yeah.
Miles away.
In the federal system, they used to have like six names.
Yes.
And it was all hyphenated.
They had like their mother's maiden name, their father's name, their grandmother's maiden name, their grandfather's name.
Yeah.
Oh, it was insane.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Call me old-fashioned.
That's stupid.
Yeah.
I agree.
Like, this is what I keep trying to get across to people about culture.
They're not different than us.
They're worse.
Yeah.
Like, Swedes are different than us.
They have their little sardine sandwiches or whatever.
I get that that's different, but equal.
But the Middle East is not equal.
I saw this video.
We'll talk about it next time we do real news, but it was like trying to get the Afghan army to stop smoking hash or to wear their helmets facing the right way.
Like they're monkeys.
Yeah.
You can't, you can make monkeys hold a gun for a photo op.
The biggest joke is make them do jumping jacks.
That to me was an epiphany.
Dude, I saw that video.
That jumping jack video is from like 10 years ago.
2004.
Yeah, it's a long time ago.
It's old as shit.
They're horrible.
And not only are they retarded, but they're stoned.
So you give someone with Down syndrome hash.
That's not even the one, but that'll do.
Or it's probably a different angle, the same one.
Look at that.
Irreparable.
Yeah.
Untrainable.
How the fuck can you not do a jumping jack?
No one taught me how to do jumping jacks.
Yeah, I don't remember learning that.
I didn't take a night course in jumping jacks.
I didn't take a night course in not hanging on to a plane.
There you go.
I didn't read a brochure that said it's freezing cold six miles above the earth.
Coincidence?
And 500 miles an hour is a hell of a wind.
I want to see them jump rope.
Because it's not the easiest thing.
I want to see them do that thing with red solo cups where they go pop, pop, pop, pop, up, pop, pop, up, pop.
Sing a song again.
I saw a kid do like four different iterations of it in five seconds.
It was some sort of world champion.
He made like a pyramid, a sing-amedoodle, then broke them all down, then made them again.
Bang, five seconds.
I don't think one person in the Middle East could do that.
No.
I don't think.
They could drink out of the cup.
How's this for an incredibly xenophobic, horrible thing to say that I should go to hell for and be in the SPLC's hate group?
I don't think one person in the Middle East could do that.
Was that five seconds?
And he got a boner, right?
That was five seconds.
Oh, that was a different guy.
The Rubik's Cube guy, the top Rubik's Cube guy.
We saw this documentary, and he had such severe autism that when he broke the world record, he got a boner.
Nice.
But go back to that one.
What did he do there?
That was five seconds.
Let's see what he did.
So I take a bunch of cups.
I do three towers, two towers, one big tower, and then put them back together again.
There's a word in Afghani for this called magic.
You could rule the Taliban.
You know what we should do?
Instead of saying troops there, just send like Chris Angel and David Copperfield, some corny street musicians, David Blaine.
And he'd be like, oh, look, boy!
And say, Muhammad has told me to stop cutting out women's eyes.
Dude, why would we?
Okay, no problem.
Stop fucking kids.
By the way, I think the other thing.
I'm just getting money and just.
Yeah, just.
Our entire military budget should be matching.
Those coins that you bite and then you flick it and it goes back again.
Where did your finger go?
What is going on?
I got some criticism the other day because I said the Taliban fucks kids and they go, no, that's the Baki Baza or whatever.
No, they all fuck kids and they all fuck each other.
Women are human garbage to them.
They're breeding machines.
They kill them, feed them the dogs.
Many just sent me a picture of a woman who had her eyes cut out for God knows what, farting on a Thursday.
Under the father was in the Taliban and told on her that she was working for the Afghan police.
And they shot her eight times, stabbed her, and took her eyes out of her skull with a knife and left her for dead.
So what you're pulling up there is, yes, our allies fuck boys, but they all fuck boys and each other and goats.
That's just the way it is over there.
And that sounds very, like, I hear that coming out of my mouth and I go, wow, that's a horrible thing to say.
What a racist thing to say.
It's just a fact.
Talk to her.
Well, here's the sad part.
Like, one sniper, I don't want to say it was Chris Kyle or anything, but a pretty well-known sniper in Afghan.
He's watching there, looking through his scope, and these guys would come in and rape these children every night, and they're not allowed to engage.
They're not allowed to stop them.
Oh, right.
It got to the point where one point, one guy came in and ripped all the kids' teeth out with pliers.
So when he sodomized them, he wouldn't have any teeth.
Well, sodomizes the butthole.
When he face rapes.
When he pulled the teeth out of their ass?
No, out of their mouth.
Right.
So that's face fucking.
I think sodomy's also oral copulation.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
See what's going on when we get involved in these other cultures?
You have to learn sodomy.
Rush them down the toilet.
I got a message after I said a couple of those things about what was happening at Westchester County Airport about the people, and they said it was all children.
They said the majority of the children had blown out nasal passages and bruised eyes, which is also from forcible sodomy.
What the fuck?
What?
They fucked them in the eyes?
They're fucking their face.
Yeah.
But why does that hurt your eyes?
You know, after a repetitive.
Oh, you're gagging and stuff, and your sinuses are blowing out.
Disgusting.
The scars are different.
They're just different.
You know, that's from the southern border.
It's like the UK general said.
They're just country boys.
They're country boys.
And by the way, I don't think we're going to have any more problems from them because the U.S. Ambassador sent them a strongly worded letter.
Oh, the guy who left the embassy.
No, she's a black woman.
And she's our U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations.
Oh, to the United States.
And she sat down.
All right, Buster Brown.
You may think you're a hot tamale today, but you had better watch yourself and treat not just women, but trans women of color with respect.
Or, I don't even know.
There's no better video to emphasize how laughable that is than the one you played when you first came back from Costa Rica about the Taliban laughing at the reporter.
That's perfect.
And it's, I like it because you don't have to see any children being raped in it.
There's no women having their eyes gouged out, which is also a very effective way to explain who they are.
But yeah, that just sums it up.
Like, you know, there's a Harry and Paul sketch.
Ah, fuck it.
It's too involved.
All right, so the Thursday live show, we usually have so many sponsors that we don't like to cover too much news.
But today we've devoted everything to Bubba and Hanks in honor of Bubba.
You know what happened to Bubba and Hanks once?
Some super rich guy who listens to the show heard that they were sponsoring the show.
He thought, that's cool.
He got in his plane from, I don't know, Houston, Dallas, Dallas, Houston, flew down to their farm in his plane, this little like one-prop thing, and said, hi, I heard about you on Gavin's show.
What a great farm.
And he walked around the farm.
Beautiful.
It's funny because when you read about me or the show or anyone involved, you go, holy shit, these are all satanic racists who run the KKK and kill black babies for sport.
But when I was in the city yesterday doing Kumi's show, I get out of my car.
By the way, this pet peeve of mine, a lot of Manhattanites go, you don't have to pay for parking, dude.
Just go to Hell's Kitchen, 9th Street, 30th.
Just park there.
It's bullshit.
There is no fucking parking in New York.
And every person who lives there goes, what are you talking about?
They never have a car, by the way.
No.
They go, there's parking everywhere.
And then they'll show you a picture of a spot.
It's usually like 9 p.m.
Yeah, there's a couple spots at 9 p.m.
But as far as normal times, it's no standing allowed, and it's commercial vehicles only.
Now, luckily, I have enough cop paraphernalia to open a small cop store.
So I just litter the dash with mini badges and policemen's cards and shit.
And you park near the police station on 36th and 9th, and you might get away with it.
But anyway, and maybe it's because that was a cop area.
I parked there, and I'm walking towards the studio.
It's a couple blocks.
Some guy yells, hey, Gavin, how you doing?
Big fan, what are you doing these days?
By the way, if you're a big fan, you should probably know about this network.
And you're a baby monster, not a big fan.
Pose for a selfie, walk another few feet, some guy's in a car, old guy, right here.
Gavin, how you doing?
It was like the Truman show.
Nice.
And then on the way, and then on the way back, some guy goes, I'm listening to you right now.
So that was three people in the span of two blocks there and back, so four blocks, I guess.
But the reason I bring that up is not just to talk about my favorite subject, which is me, but to say that these evil monsters that you hear about are perceived as evil monsters at Huffington Post and fucking CNN and MSNBC.
But in the real world, it's like, how you doing, buddy?
Because no one trusts the media anymore.
So when someone Googles badly, like Project Veritas, you look them up.
They edit videos misleadingly.
They are deceptive.
They're corrupt.
No one thinks that, but Wikipedia and their competitors in the media.
People on the street go, oh yeah, Project Veritas, they're great.
They blew up this story, that story.
anyway i got five percent left why don't you uh i couldn't agree with more than i just couldn't agree more with what they both said There's something good.
Have you seen this guy?
So, you know, if you want some hope for COVID, some COVID hits.
Here, cut to you, and I'm going to get my computer charger.
You want some COVID hope out there?
If you go to the Board of Supervisors meetings on YouTube, it's a six-hour thing of people that are over the whole COVID and vaccine crap.
Yeah.
So this is good.
It's like parents, people from the community.
Yeah.
I've had COVID.
I think I have too.
I've been vaccinated.
No, I was in the hospital for 10 days.
Oh, really?
Back COVID?
Yeah.
Back in January.
I got a January 2nd.
10 days in the hospital because of my underlying heart condition and diabetes.
Yeah, that's worth making clear, Maddie.
Do you have the immune system of a dead man?
I have all the trifecta of, I have heart failure.
I have diabetes.
I have asthma.
It's a lung failure.
And at the time, I was a little, I'm still obese, according to my doctors.
Like, I'm 206 pounds right now.
I dropped 30 pounds.
Nice.
Congrats.
Anyway, so I had them.
So they said, we're going to keep you in the hospital for the 10 days until your incubation period is up.
All that.
Whatever.
Okay.
Basically, I was pretty much asymptomatic.
Didn't have any treatments.
They were treating me for, you know, give me oxygen, keep me on my regular medication and everything.
Then I say to the doctors, I said, well, do I have to get the vaccine or what's up?
They're like, well, you have to wait 90 days from the time of your release to get the vaccine.
So I get the vaccine like March 29th because I had to wait 90 days.
I get the Pfizer, one shot, which is, and I go back for three weeks.
You get the second shot.
If you're a Moderna, you got to wait four weeks to get the second shot.
So I get the second shot.
Boom.
So now I'm fully vaccinated.
And you've had it.
And I've had COVID.
I've been in the hospitalized with COVID.
So even though I've been vaccinated, I've had COVID.
I'm still a potential super spreader.
I can get COVID again, and I should wear a mask.
So why did I take a vaccine?
Yeah.
Are you logged into that key to the city thing?
Oh, yeah, I have a, yeah, I'll pull it up on my, I have my.
Is it like a big barcode doohickey?
Yeah, I got it right here.
I'll pull it up and put it by the camera there.
I have a.
Is there any information on there you would want?
Excelsior Pass.
He thought of that, Ryan.
Thank you.
Okay.
Frankly, just making sure.
It doesn't have autofocus.
Hopefully we get it.
So what if I took a screen grab of that?
What if someone took a screen grab of that and put it on their phone and held it up when they go to a restaurant in New York?
Apparently it's illegal, but I don't know why.
Because it's not an official document.
Well, it's fraud.
But does it, it would say Maddie O'Dell on it, right?
Of course.
Yeah.
So would they ask to see my driver's license with it?
I bet they wouldn't.
No, of course not.
Hold on.
Maybe you could see it better from this.
I bet New Yorkers.
Click on me.
I bet New Yorkers could get away with just someone taking a screen grab of that.
That thing sells your pass, and then when you tap on it, it goes to a huge, you can't really see it.
Oh, they might tap on it.
It's like the Metro North.
It's got a, there's a giant QR code right here.
You can't really see it on the, oh, hold on.
No, it's just the one that's going to be.
No, it's just plain.
But there's a QR code there.
And it tells me it expires in 2022.
2022?
Yep.
It's only good for one year.
No, that's in Active Pass is.
September, October, November, December.
That's in four months.
No, it's April 19th, 2022.
Oh, I see.
Yeah, the day I got my last shot.
But now that I got an email because of my, I'm on the heart transplant list.
I got an email the other day, same as our liberal bartender Jimmy.
He got one because he has autoimmune disease, saying that he should come and get the third booster shot.
Third?
Third booster shot.
Him and I both got tertiary.
Yes.
Third chance.
Third booster shot.
And why is this going to work any better than the two that I already taken?
Well, that's just it.
As everyone keeps saying, they're just going to keep going.
I just want to know when does a novel virus, like the novel coronavirus, become not novel?
Like, when is it, okay, it's here to stay and we're just going to deal with it like the flu.
Yeah.
If you're going to die, you're going to have to.
How long can you beat a dead horse?
Oh, like, imagine there's a nuclear war and we're all in the bunker for a year.
And then you start going, you know what?
I'm going to go outside.
I'm going to go.
I know there's dead cows everywhere.
I'll be the victim.
Yeah, it's really hard to see the sun because there's so much ash.
I'm kind of done with this fucking bunker now.
At what point do we say, okay, mask didn't work the first time?
I've already fucked all of you twice.
We're going back to the bottom.
And half of you are dudes.
Yeah.
One of you is my dad.
So I've had enough.
I need some variety.
I'm going to go fuck a dead cow outside the bunker.
I think that's a Scottish thing.
Fucking your dad?
No.
Dead cow.
No.
Tell the impatience part.
As one does.
So, anyway, so there was this.
Everybody's pissed in San Diego.
You would think California, they're not, you know, they're all woke and even the dude from POD's dad?
Yeah, no, I was going to say that it's a shame that Copper Cab is deciding to do content outside of censor TV.
But this is pretty powerful stuff.
And they should be putting a tingle up the spine of your back.
And they should be begging you to do the right thing.
You're about to open a pit of hell.
You do not get a vaccine passport put on us.
You know, as the population who's in control, you know that the people are the politicians.
Once you get a power, you will never relinquish it.
Do you think that the four feet of marble that holds you above high in this chamber will help you from the fate of humanity, which you are unleashing?
It won't.
Your children and your children's children will be suffocated.
They will be asked, how many vaccines have you had?
Have you been a good little Nazi?
Hail Fauci!
Hail Fauci!
Hey, O Fauci!
Hey, O Fauci!
There's been a lot of talk about the Nuremberg Code!
Well, I brought you a puppy!
You are all in violation of Section 1!
Yes, you, Dr. Wilton!
You are in violation of the Nuremberg Code!
This is a turn of finition is!
Thank you sir, your time has expired.
Do not be!
Your time is expired.
Was he saying hell Fauci?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Mocking.
Yeah, Snash, Ash.
I understand.
Right.
That's not copper cab, is it?
No.
Please take a seat.
That's blonde cab.
It's pretty funny because I have a relative that looks almost identical.
That looks like a white Boston Mike from DMS who died deer hunter style playing Russian roulette.
Oh, yeah.
Wow.
I don't.
Look, this is my personal opinion.
That shit means nothing to me.
That's not activism.
That's just, they give you room.
I have these friends who they've noticed their kids are real ornery and pissy when they take them away from video games.
So the mother has like a decompression room where she goes, get off your shit, get off your iPad, get off your everything.
And then as the kids being a sucker, she goes, go into that room and wait 15 minutes.
And that's their decompression chamber.
And I tried it.
It's a good move to do because you're taking crack away from a crackhead.
And they need time to sort of recalibrate.
And I told the husband after the wife told me that, I go, I really like your wife's tips.
And he goes, what the fuck you just say to me?
And I go, your wife's tips.
They're amazing.
Your wife's tits.
Or tips.
He goes, how do you know anything about my wife's tits?
And I was like, I've never looked at your wife's tits.
As a rule, when I talk to any man's wife that's a friend of mine, my eyes stop at the shoulders.
I talk to women like this.
Hi, what's going on?
I actually purposely don't even know their names.
People see that as sexist.
No.
But it's actually respectful.
It's respectful to not look at your friend's wife or girlfriend or not know her name.
It's like, I heard her tips.
You listened to my wife's tits?
I just tip-fucked your wife.
She had some great ideas for kids.
Anyway, so that's what that is.
It's a timeout room.
We're going to let you go to a town hall and you can yell with your dreads and say your little speech that you wrote on your phone.
And we go, oh no, you totally hurt my feelings.
And then they go back and they keep oppressing us.
The way you fight back is to break the law.
It's like Lenore Skenazzi in her book, Free Range Kids.
She goes, it's illegal for a five-year-old and a six-year-old to go to the park alone.
Send them to the park alone.
They can't arrest us all.
If everyone sends their five and six-year-olds to the park alone without parental supervision, then what?
The jails fill up with kids.
That's why I say get fired, get in trouble at the end of every show.
That's the only way to do it.
Send your kid to school and say, my kid's not wearing a mask.
That's a lot more effective than you, hail Fauci, hail, Fauci.
You should be ashamed of yourself.
Ooh.
You know, my buddy Dean, who I hang out with, you met the other day.
His kid, he lives in Greenwich, Connecticut.
So now Connecticut schools have deemed that kids have to wear masks going back to this current school year.
That didn't sit well for about half of the residents of Greenwich.
And now they have to join the Greenwich Patriots.
Damn.
Really?
Yeah.
Believe it or not.
So Greenwich is pretty left, though, generally.
But there's a weird state.
Well, it's obviously a weird.
Connecticut's a weird state.
Yeah.
Because there's like New Canaan where Ann Coulter's from.
Correct.
There's a lot of old money.
There's a lot of influence.
There's a lot of old Republican money.
Yes.
Yes.
You know what?
There's also a lot of rich young liberals.
New money.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't think they outweigh the old money.
I think it makes sense that the super liberal places, they have.
The Greenwich.
What the hell did you say?
Patriots.
I'm sorry.
Got a brain fart there.
The Greenwich Patriots.
To cut, to challenge the schools.
Wow.
Yeah, it's like Antifa says, that's my source for everything.
Talk is cheap.
Direct action is all that matters.
Non-compliance.
We're not going to do that.
Non-compliance.
Send all your kids with no masks.
What are they going to do?
Shut the whole school down?
Oh, you're against the COVID mandates?
All right.
You better not scream into a pillow in your bedroom about how much you hate them.
That would really hurt me.
Oh, yeah?
Watch this.
Oh, no.
Like, those fucking dumb things where they have Mark Zuckerberg in Congress and Ted Cruz is like, can you locate, can someone locate where you are on Facebook?
And he's like, I don't know, sir.
We are still looking into that.
Ooh, you grilly grilled fucking Jack Dorsey.
I'm so scared.
Non-compliance is the way to go.
Yes.
My opinion.
Well, this is a good example of that.
Let's see here.
What would you fucking do?
Oh, I have a lot of trouble looking at this.
What would you do?
I can't.
I have any.
I can't handle fucking children in duress.
I haven't seen this.
Really?
It's good.
I don't know if I can watch it again.
I had to watch it through your eyes, squinty eyes.
Australia's out of fucking control, man.
Wait a minute.
Is this the autistic child that had to get on the plane that had a medical note not to get tested?
No, this is a totally different one.
I know what you're saying.
I think this is an involuntary vaccine.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Look at this shit.
What would you do?
I mean, you'd have to, like, you'd go out like a...
You've never subjected my children to.
Well, I'd go to jail, but I don't know if I can overpower three guys.
Oh, I'm going to try my darnest.
Yeah.
I might knock one out.
That's my last swings and my last dying breath.
I'm going to bite their fucking faces.
Can you try that?
My kids aren't going to have a dad.
I think it was a couple of days ago.
There was an autistic child that had a note from his doctor that said, you can't try to stick anything up his nose because he's going to go batching.
You know, he's on the spectrum.
He's autistic.
And the fucking oof, all hell broke loose.
And then they issued an apology for traumatizing the kid.
At what point does this get like, are you fucking kidding me?
You know, when the Brits invaded South Africa, they were losing against the Boers, and so they started killing the women and children, and then they won.
They did the exact same thing to the Americans in 1776, and it made the Americans so mad that they lost.
But it's a tried and tested, dirty pool way to destroy a civilization.
And right now, they are attacking our children to try to break us.
And it's going to start a fucking civil war.
CRT, this kind of shit here.
I mean, you attack a man's kids, he either buckles and cries and is just a broken man, or he turns into Braveheart.
Like, look at that.
Australian police pepper spray a child for not wearing a mask.
It's bizarre what's going on in Australia.
And by the way, that cop is not wearing a mask.
All right, let's stop giving away free content.
Yeah.
Australia's blindness.
We're going to get to the mailbag and then we're going to take some calls.
You're going to miss out on this because you're too cheap to pay your bills.
Oh my God, guess what?
The first letter we have is called Smoke Show Liberation, Talibrown Pronouns and Kabul Skydiving.
Very involved title.
But it involves a woman with the best hits I've ever seen and I'm half a century old.
You're missing out on that, sir.
Yeah.
So go to censor.tv, sign up.
It's $10 a month.
It's a fantastic investment.
It's non-stop entertainment every single day.
Even when I'm away for three weeks, we're still bombarding you with entertainment.
Now that I'm back from my vacation, I'm going to start doing the sit-down interviews here in the studio.
I'm going to have War Vets, our buddy Bill, who was in Guam, got a purple heart.
Was it a grenade?
He's got a grenade up.
got a purple heart because he sprained his ankle playing softball while his buddies were dying fighting the Cubans yeah and we'll get we'll get Tommy Tommy Ranger who was in Afghanistan for many years killed jihadis see how he feels about the pullout and then guess who I got I got fucking Nikki Klein from that sex cult we're gonna sit her down in the fancy studio and her contention is the FBI placed kitty porn on his computer.
She also says this is not a hunch.
She has evidence, forensic evidence that is going to free him.
Is that the one with the brand?
They all have brands.
They have the brand on the head.
That's the cult.
That's the cult.
NVXM or whatever.
Nexium.
Nexium.
Yeah, that's it.
Nikki Klein.
What did I say?
Not that.
Great memory.
I only remember correct names.
Sorry.
I can't wait for that.
Yeah, I want to.
This is what I want to do, like with the working class interviews on those seats.
I want to do, okay, I'm me.
I'm 18.
I want to be a plumber.
What do I do first?
What's the worst part of it?
How much does it cost?
What can I fail?
What can I not fail?
Who do I need to know?
And like, make me a plumber take me through it.
With the Vietnam vet, I want to hear, when did you first know you had to go?
Like, what kind of plane did you get on?
Were you shitting your pants when you landed?
But with the celebs with this thing, I want to know your life story.
Like, you were born here, you went there.
How did you end up in a sex cult?
Like, what about your childhood made you end up there?
I just pulled that out of my ass right now.
Because you don't want to say to a plumber, what about your childhood made you want to plumb?
That doesn't really grab anyone.
I want the working class ones and the war vets, I want them to come away with, like, they've done it.
Right.
But with these stories more, I want, like, with Ann Coulter, her dad was this incredible guy.
I think he was a judge.
I want to know how he shaped her.
That's interesting to me.
And it's interesting to you.
Anyway, we're going to go through the mail now.
We're going to look at some fantastic tits you're not allowed to see.
You're a moocher and I hate you.
Get fired.
Get in trouble.
Be brave and never stop fighting.
I fight out the day.
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