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Aug. 17, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S04E19 - MENTALLY ILL MASOCHISTS

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	Live from New York, it's Get Off My One with Devin McGuinness.
	Cause I was waiting, baby, bitch, your pockets in the ain't my discharge.
	Tryna turn the puffin' lost on me, turn on the wave.
	Bitch, you know what's big difference.
	We can take what happened.
	Gotta put on for him in each in my every action.
	Got the forum, I'm performing.
	I'm breathing out to the masses.
	Bitch, you see it hit the bitch, bitch.
	Break his back.
	It's like a movie maker.
	This is one of the best videos ever made.
	And it's just casting.
	It's the Tim and Eric guy.
	I bet he did it.
	Eric Warheim?
	Is that his name?
	No.
	Which one's the douche?
	Tim Heidegger's the douche.
	Eric Warheim's the Eric.
	Warheim's the good guy.
	Well, he's a pedophile or something.
	Allegedly.
	Pedophile?
	Was he fucking like 15-year-olds or 17-year-olds?
	I heard he brought a 16-year-old to a party or something like that.
	That's what Sam Hyde said?
	I have to relive.
	I heard he likes it up the butt.
	Maybe.
	With a strap on.
	That's legal.
	That's none of my business.
	I don't care.
	Not my cup of tea.
	One time I had a girl give me a reach around because I thought I might like that.
	I didn't like it.
	Anything where I'm submissive is not sexually pleasing to me.
	Remember one time a girl tied me up and then she put ice and she had an ice cube.
	I think she got it from that Spike Lee movie.
	And I just spent the whole time undoing the knot.
	Not a fan.
	But I get it.
	You know who's submissive?
	Dave, the singer of MDC, the punk band, Millions Dead Cops.
	And Fat Mike of Fat Records.
	He likes to get zipped up in a rubber bag and beaten up.
	I liked lingerie.
	I like a lady dressing up.
	I liked fucking her with her heels on.
	But yeah, that video.
	There's a new MDC in town.
	Oh, shit.
	I don't think that's the MDC you grew up with, is it?
	Yeah, that's not the band I had stay at my house.
	No.
	But go back to that video.
	Oh, he's got a punk flyer as a tattoo.
	That woman, press play.
	That woman makes me feel dizzy.
	She personifies mental illness.
	And she's had her ears removed, parts of her nose removed.
	I think she's Brazilian.
	I feel dizzy when I look at her because I can see what severe mental illness is.
	And I almost faint.
	You know what I mean?
	It's like doing acid.
	When you do acid, you're experiencing mental illness.
	Your brain is broken.
	And it's kind of fun because you get to stretch your brain out.
	But this is like acid but a bad trip.
	And I'm seeing what severe mental damage is like.
	I mean, even the way she walks in this video, it gives me the fucking creeps.
	You know, people are scared of midgets.
	You should be scared of someone like this, people who self-mutilate.
	Oh, but you have tattoos.
	Yeah.
	There's certain degrees of self-mutilation that become disturbing.
	Look at her.
	We got this from a baby monster, and as you know, we call you guys baby monsters because I find the word fans super gay.
	No, that's not him.
	It was a she they showed.
	I met that guy.
	I think his name's Eddie.
	What have you done, dude?
	And she said, yeah, these are some great Australian rappers.
	But there's a group apparently called the Buffet Boys.
	And they're from Miami, I believe.
	Miami and some California.
	And they do high-quality rap songs like that.
	They're not from Australia, Baby Monster.
	But that was Shakewell.
	And the song is Five Ways.
	Fat Nick.
	Where did I used to see Fat Nick?
	I think he hung around with the Fat Jew.
	Or maybe it was New York Nico or someone.
	Yeah, there's Fat Nick.
	I think he was a weed dealer in Florida.
	And now he's a rapper.
	This is not my generation.
	You know, that's enough rap.
	We sort of blew our Kabul nut yesterday.
	I mean, you can just go on actual public freakouts on Reddit and just watch 100 hours of that place going to shit.
	I don't care.
	I don't care about the non-Western world.
	Yeah, but it's going to come to your door.
	Fuck off.
	Well, what about the refugees?
	Yeah, I want borders here on our planet, but I don't care how shitty.
	This notion that we have to police the whole world so they don't come over to us.
	What?
	That's like saying if you live near a bad neighborhood, you better make sure all the gangsters are well fed and have plenty of money.
	Give them your money or they're going to come and rob you.
	No, no.
	I'll just have my guns at my house.
	I'll have my security at my house.
	And if they come to me, I'll shoot them.
	We need strong borders.
	We don't need to make sure there's no reason to ever come here.
	There will always be a shitty country that wants to come here.
	No matter what we do globally, there will always be a Kabul.
	So fuck them all.
	Let God sort them out.
	But we'll just tidy up a few loose ends.
	CNN is...
	Remember that woman we had Yesterday, who said, Oh, you're going to elect a woman to lead the Taliban in a democratic process?
	Like, what the fuck?
	We're so naive.
	These people aren't different than us, they're human garbage.
	Did you notice that there was not one woman or child who was trying to flee Kabul?
	They don't give a shit about their own children.
	That's garbage to them.
	They care about number one.
	That's why I don't like them.
	And it's even mean to say I don't like them because that implies I care.
	I never even think about the third world.
	When I'm looking at news stories or in the paper and I see, you know, Mondslide in fucking China, I don't even, like, as soon as they see the word ch, I just turn the page.
	Now, China's not a great example because their incompetency started a global pandemic.
	But like India, fucking Central America.
	Some of South America I would consider the West.
	Argentina, Brazil, Chile.
	I'd say the ABCs of South America, they're Western.
	Anyway, to get back to what we don't care about, so CNN is still doing this like friendly shit where they walk, like, remember, this was 60 Minutes, but remember Laura, what's her name?
	Lara Logan, who goes into the Arab Spring, and she's like, this is really fun, and everyone's having a great revolution!
	And they pull her in and grab her tits and stick their fingers up her ass.
	We still have them.
	These women are still there.
	And so here she is.
	I sent you the meme separately.
	Look that up.
	You know who sent me this?
	John Kinsman's wife, Zanoa.
	She goes, what a difference a few days makes.
	After breathtaking advance.
	Oh, breathtaking.
	It sounds so sexy.
	You know what?
	I'm going to go out on a limb here and say this woman has rape fantasies.
	After a breast-touching advance, I mean, breathtantic.
	I think she has a weird fetish where she wants to get raped or killed.
	After breathtouching advance, Taliban surround caboose.
	And so in a couple days, she's now a fully converted, at least as far as her apparel goes, a fully converted Muslim.
	Shots fired at Kabul airport.
	And there she is, all done up.
	So she's speaking to them.
	She's going to interview them.
	They are quite likely the most sexist people in the world.
	I mean, who's more sexist than the Taliban?
	Like, they hate women so much they don't even rape them.
	They rape boys.
	Women are too disgusting to fuck.
	Imagine being so sexist, you rape boys.
	That's way out there on the sexism chart.
	But let's see how it goes while she's talking to them.
	She's probably getting along great.
	Everything is under control.
	Everything will be fine, the commander says.
	Nobody should worry.
	What's your message to America right now?
	America already spent enough time in Afghanistan.
	They need to leave, he tells us.
	They already lost lots of lives and lots of money.
	People come up to them to pose for photographs.
	They're just chanting death to America, but they seem friendly at the same time.
	It's utterly bizarre.
	At the presidential palace, the Taliban are now.
	She's got a rape fetish.
	I think there's some white women who are so steeped in racist white guilt that they want to be raped by a visible minority.
	Remember in Westchester on next door, there was that guy who was on, they're talking about Black Lives Matter and America's racist and we have to, George Floyd, blah, blah, blah.
	And all these white women, rich white housewives, were like, you're so right.
	We have so much to learn from you.
	I'm so happy you're on here.
	He's the only black guy for 100 miles.
	He actually doesn't live in Westchester.
	He lives in the Bronx, but he somehow got on that chat.
	And then a housewife whose husband was a cop and smelled a rat outed him and said, you're a serial rapist and you're telling us how to live our lives.
	He puts out a post called Self-Own, Extreme Ownership.
	And they all kiss his ass again.
	Imagine a MAGA guy.
	If a MAGA guy smacked a woman on the ass, they'd want him to be publicly hanged.
	But a black guy can serial rape women and he's a cutie.
	And I brought it up with a guy I know who works at Fox, producer guy.
	And he goes, they have rape fantasies.
	That's why they're doing this.
	They want him to rape them.
	I thought that was a very extreme take at the time, but I'm starting to see it now.
	Like, why didn't you take a vacation?
	Hey, Biden's pulling out the troops on whatever we are, August 13th.
	What's the date today?
	Today is the 17th.
	So Biden's pulling out on the 16th.
	It will probably be fine.
	I'm going to hedge my bets, pack a to-go bag, and I'm going to be in Puerto Vallarta that month.
	And we'll just see how things go.
	And then from the beach, you check your phone and you go, oop, that's looking pretty bad.
	I guess I'm not getting my dog back from the pound.
	I'm not talking about the people you saw jumping on the plane.
	I'm talking about her, that CNN thing.
	No, I have to stay here and cover it.
	Yeah, you have to stay here and cover their balls while they rape you.
	Am I crazy?
	Is this a good theory?
	I think she secretly wants to be raped.
	Holy shit.
	What about that other woman?
	Remember the woman who hitchhiked Pippa Becca?
	Who hitchhiked in a wedding dress to the Middle East to prove that they're not rapists?
	Maybe she secretly, maybe not even knowingly.
	Maybe you'd have to get truth serum and then you would see you'd play her back the video and go, this was you on We Almost Killed You with Heroin.
	We brought you right to the end.
	This is what you were saying.
	I just want to fucking...
	I'm garbage.
	I want to get raped.
	I want to get killed.
	I want to feel the pain.
	I want to feel the suffering.
	I want, there's no real men here in Italy.
	I want to get sodomized.
	I want to fear for my life.
	I want real danger.
	And then they play it back to her and she goes, oh, my mama, mamia.
	I think I've made a major breakthrough here.
	It's possible.
	Want to hear a major breakthrough I had on vacation?
	I'm just sitting here, sitting in a chair.
	This is a great thing about being old.
	You don't need a book sometimes.
	You just sit in a chair and go, holy shit.
	It's like you have a little library in here.
	I can listen to music.
	And then I just, I couldn't stop thinking about Kamala Harris and Sean King.
	And we've already brought this up on the show, but when you really work on it, it gets solidified as a theory.
	Actually, let's play the racism intro.
	Let's jump into some racism.
	All right.
	Who's more black, Kamala Harris or Sean King?
	I think let's talk about racism that was racist, guys.
	Do we have a different one?
	I hate that.
	Your stupid, like, round-edged square, that's so 90s graphic design.
	That's the way I designed Vice in 1994.
	Anyway.
	All right.
	Jump to this.
	This is sort of a...
	I love...
	My favorite thing are errant threads.
	Like identical twins separated at birth.
	They find them later and they have the same car, same dog, remember that whole thing?
	That's the errant thread that unravels the whole sweater because you realize we're more nature than nurture.
	And I would argue it's like 95.5.
	Here's another errant thread.
	Okay.
	Where is it now?
	44.
	Go to 4-4.
	Maya Wiley, who, like Kamala Harris, sucked her way to the top.
	Maya Wiley, I know from my cop friends, was a cop fetishist.
	Speaking of these women that want it real bad, she was obsessed with cops and would regularly blow them.
	And they call it the blue magnet.
	That's why cops have so much trouble holding their marriages together because they get hit on a lot by women.
	They look like a savior.
	They look like a superhero to a lot of women.
	And they get insane amounts of pussy, especially the fucking Midtown guys at Times Square because you have all the tourists that are there.
	And they get hotel rooms like Sheraton room 234 handed to them all the time.
	If your husband is the cop in Times Square, he's cheating on you.
	And can you blame him?
	I mean, men are only as loyal as their opportunities.
	All these celebrities who cheat, like I could refuse four blowjobs.
	But if I'm drunk and the woman, Eva Mendez, is crying because she wants to blow me so bad, all I could do is just run away.
	I would just shove her and run.
	Help, help.
	My dick would be like trying to strain back like a jumping pit viper trying to get back to her.
	And I'd be like, no.
	Anyway, that was Maya Wiley.
	Quite a tangent there.
	But look at what she put up, right?
	Help Shamica.
	Perfect name for her.
	That's the best name since Philonius, which is like, if you named a bad guy that in a Batman comic, you'd go, dude, that's kind of lame.
	Like when they called the bad stuff that you're not allowed to get in Avatar unobtainium.
	So Philonius is a little too on the nose, and Shamica is the nose.
	Black female guitarist in need of a new guitar, $565 raised.
	Now, the supposition here is that we live in a racist, sexist society.
	So Shamica has to work five times harder than me to get money to buy a guitar.
	Now, when you read this thing, it's just an Amazon wish list.
	It reads like a letter to Santa.
	Click on the link.
	Go down.
	Read more.
	Blow up a bit?
	No.
	Doing gig work, that's not enough.
	Oh, so the other thing is like COVID has made it too hard for her because she does gigs and there's no places open, which is bullshit.
	The guitars I'm looking for, Santa, are the Fender 2 Stratocaster, HHS, or the 60 Strat.
	The amp I'm considering, hmm, I might get this too, is a Mustang LT50.
	With a new guitar and setup, I'm able to create some new music for my upcoming album.
	You can listen to my music.
	So, anyway, the assumption that the left has made about America is that it's racist and sexist.
	That's just a given.
	That's CRT, right?
	It's racist.
	Cops are especially racist.
	They shoot black people for sport.
	Okay.
	But what if it's not true?
	If it's not true, then that woman doesn't deserve a new guitar.
	And then you start going, well, wait a minute.
	We've based our entire ethos, our entire worldview is based on this assumption that we're all racist.
	And furthermore, we all go by the one-drop rule.
	Now, the one-drop rule is if you're an Octoroon, you're black.
	And that is a very eccentric way to see the world.
	And nobody really is like that.
	Right?
	Even like Jared Taylor, American Renaissance, if they have a black guy there who has their views, they don't give a shit.
	In fact, they've had black speakers before.
	And they are racial realists who don't think that blacks and whites mix.
	And they don't think diversity should be a thing we push.
	So the one-drop rule is way the fuck out there.
	Way out there.
	Even the Nazis, when the Nazis were trying to define what's a Jew, they heard that the KKK has this one-drop rule where if your great-grandfather was black, you're fucked.
	You're out.
	You're done.
	And they said, a little too intense.
	We're not doing that.
	The Nazi party said that's too intense.
	I don't know what their rule was for Judaism.
	Maybe it was 25% or something.
	But they thought 0.01%, that's kind of irrelevant, right?
	But we've based it all on that.
	So, not only has the left assumed that we're all racist, they've assumed we're the most racist people imaginable.
	The KKK in 1920.
	Like the mob.
	The mob won't let you be a made man if you're not Italian, but they'll have an Irish guy who's like their top dude.
	He just can't be made.
	So now we're lumped in with the mafia and the KKK.
	And both of those tenets of their legenda, their dictum, was made in like the beginning of the century.
	So we're like 19th century extremists to them.
	We're not.
	You don't deserve a Mustang LT50, my dear.
	You don't deserve it.
	You have not faced any adversity.
	Yes, America was racist.
	But as our Thursday Night Co-Star says, if you were born after 1970, shut the fuck up.
	It's as simple as that.
	For 50 years, since the death of Martin Luther King was the death of racism.
	I've said that to millennials and Zoomers, and they laugh in my face.
	And then they'll bring up Mike Brown, George Floyd, pathetic examples.
	Fucking, what's her name who was on the cover of Oprah magazine?
	Breonna Taylor.
	Going back to that chick, this is the theme of the show.
	What should we call it?
	Masochistic SNM?
	Yeah, sadism and masochism.
	Female masochists.
	Breonna Taylor loved danger.
	She dated a drug dealer.
	She posed in pictures with his gun.
	She had a rental car with a dead body in it.
	She loved the thrill.
	She was an EMT for like an hour and she thought, this isn't exciting enough.
	Then she stopped showing up for work.
	She liked handling the monies.
	They didn't want money on them in case they got busted.
	So she'd be walking around with 40 grand in her glove compartment.
	Now, the problem with loving danger is it's dangerous.
	And when he eventually got too big and the drug squad had to come in, a shootout began.
	That was the danger she was excited about.
	She basically got what she asked for.
	I'm sorry to say it.
	I'm shocked myself.
	But when you run the numbers and you do the math and you face the truth, you know, she loved danger and she was shot by a stray bullet.
	That was the risk that turned her on.
	It's like a gambler losing money.
	You kind of got what you asked for.
	I mean, some people go to Vegas to lose money, believe it or not.
	This is called counterintuitive thinking that most modern people are incapable of.
	I was at, you know the machine that has the little tractor beams that push out coins?
	Not tractor beams, but it's like a shovel.
	And you put coins in and then eventually they all match up and they push over an edge.
	It's the stupidest game ever because when it finally goes over the edge, you've got to refill it all to make it scoop over again.
	So it's pushing over the edge.
	And I saw one there.
	She was dressed real nice, Academy Awards type dress.
	And I was, I forget what I was doing.
	And she was over by those stupid machines, right?
	Just putting it.
	Yeah, there it is.
	She was putting money in that.
	And it hit.
	It struck.
	A flood of money poured out.
	And you know what she did?
	She immediately was picking it up and putting it back as fast as she could, putting back all her winnings.
	Because money rules us.
	And especially if you don't have enough of it, you're constantly thinking about money.
	Can I afford this?
	You want just a weekend where you tell money to go fuck itself.
	So winning is not good in that sense because now I have more money.
	She was there to lose money.
	She was punishing herself.
	It was a way of saying, you don't own me.
	So I'm going to whip myself.
	I don't know.
	It's self-flagellism.
	Maybe that'll be the name of the app.
	Self-flagellation?
	I don't know.
	So that brings us to Kamala Harris.
	How is she black?
	She's black if we all follow the one-drop rule.
	If we go by the one-drop rule, Sean King is white, Kamala Harris is black, and she suffered because she lives in a country where they're like, well, what do we got here?
	Kamala Harris, you're part Negro.
	Get out.
	You can't join this country club.
	Even if you're 1% black, you can't.
	No such thing exists.
	How many fucking Americans follow the one-drop rule and don't like a woman or a man because they are 1% black?
	Like, find me the top racist in the country.
	And he'd be like, oh, his grandfather was black, but he's a good guy.
	He's basically white.
	I'm sorry to do a southern accent.
	That's so predictable.
	So pedestrian is a better term.
	So to see Kamala Harris as black and Sean King is white, I think is to deny reality.
	Sean King is black.
	You can be black.
	And Kamala Harris is not black.
	Genetics mean nothing in this case.
	So Sean King has been talking black, eating black, dreaming black, counting black since he's, what, 14?
	He's got black kids, lives in a black neighborhood.
	Kamala Harris knows nothing of the black experience.
	Now, these are outliers, but when you start chipping away at it, you realize that race is not a thing.
	And this absurd notion, I've already covered this really when I did that, all the races, this absurd notion that like Javier Bardem is somehow oppressed because he's brown.
	No.
	Everyone in this country is basically the same except poor blacks.
	And they've got an argument.
	I'll give it to them.
	If you lived in the hood, you have a different culture, you have a different accent, you have different food, you do have slavery in your past.
	This is Ann Coulter's take.
	She goes, she's like, she's very sensitive about the N-word.
	She's kind of politically correct when it comes to blacks.
	But working class blacks can talk about racism.
	No one else can.
	No Hispanics, Lebanese.
	Hispanics, there's only two Hispanics.
	There's the white ones and then the little Aztecs that do your lawn.
	No one hates the latter group.
	No one even notices them.
	They don't see them.
	They're invisible in America.
	So none of these groups, Asians, like Asians are jumping on the bandwagon talking about white rage.
	Do I have that in the thing?
	Yeah, check out 4-8.
	It's become fashionable to shit on white people because they...
	I get it.
	If the one-drop rule was being used regularly in America, then yeah, I'd be pissed off at white people.
	But it's all a lie.
	Look at this.
	Yeah, let's talk about that for a second.
	Bro, white rage is so scary.
	And sometimes it's like I can't understand why the historically least oppressed people are the most pressed.
	Like, what do you, in all your privilege, even have to be mad about?
	Always some Karen trying to speak to the manager.
	And then I just think about how it's probably because their entitlement has prevented them from gaining the emotional or mental tools required to deal when they don't get their way.
	So whenever I see a white person getting all hot and bothered, I'm like, why the rage?
	Fuck your feelings.
	Yeah, look fucking mad.
	Isn't that amazing?
	So, and this is the same as, I think I know why.
	They're basing all of the country on, one, the assumption that we're all Nazis who use the one-drop rule.
	And two, Karens are everywhere.
	There's all these angry white bitches wanting to talk to the manager.
	There's a fair number of them.
	They're all over the board map when it comes to their race and preference and their political spectrum.
	There's Republican Karens and liberal Karens.
	Probably more liberal Karens.
	It has very little to do with race.
	I think it has more to do with feminism.
	They're drunk with power and they think they're badass.
	I don't think anybody asked to talk to the manager in this situation here.
	Right.
	And that's the other thing.
	If you want to talk about a group that thinks they own the place and acts like everywhere's their living room, it's black Americans.
	Sorry.
	That's the pattern I see.
	So that group there is the only group that can talk about racism.
	And now that we've isolated it to blacks are 40% of the population.
	Below middle class blacks are probably like 9, right?
	So we've reduced it to 9% of the population.
	This whole racism, all of this talk of racism for 9% of the population.
	Now that we've isolated that into this one little fuckhole, they've got a lot of answering to do in their community.
	And you know who is saying this is black people.
	Like Monique is like, what are you doing at the airport with their shower caps on?
	And why are your pants so low?
	You hear that from older, well-to-do blacks all the time.
	So the whole story of racism in America, which dominates the news on a regular basis, comes down to 9% of the population and it's mostly their fault.
	Their problems are mostly their fault.
	In other words, this whole thing is a lie.
	The whole thing is an illusion.
	It's all fucking bullshit.
	And people, it's an entire industry.
	It's a trillion-dollar industry.
	Look at Joy Reed.
	Have I got her here?
	She might be in...
	46 or 47.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, 46 and 47.
	Go to 47 first.
	Oh, my God.
	The racism thing, I had that epiphany on vacation, but the woman wanting to be abused is something I just thought of today.
	I'm still reeling from it.
	Look at her pinned tweet.
	The Republican Party is currently and knowingly harboring a violent white nationalist insurgency against the United States.
	That retarded lie from an immigrate loser, retard, named Joy Reed is not just a pinned tweet.
	That's her job.
	That's how she pays the bills.
	That's her worldview.
	And in a way, she's assimilating.
	Her parents are African academics.
	She went to Harvard, and she's learned the best way to survive is to perpetuate this retarded myth that we live in a one-drop white nationalist society.
	Like, what the fuck is she talking about?
	Charlottesville?
	Actually, she didn't talk about Charlottesville.
	She thinks it happened last year.
	One year ago tonight, this was August 11th, America got a clear fascism warning in Charlottesville.
	This is still up, by the way.
	Our leaders and media should have listened.
	We'll discuss with Malcolm Nance, who I hung out with one night, and I'm convinced he's a total and utter fraud.
	I don't think he was in Afghanistan for more than a minute.
	Rep Swalwell, that's the guy who farts and fucks spies.
	And I don't know who that last person is.
	But they're there to talk about Charlottesville, which I bet those guys with the tiki torches, I bet they do follow the one-drop rule.
	And how many of them were there?
	Maybe 200?
	I don't know if they still believe that, very radical belief.
	So Joy Ann Reid and all of MSNBC, all of CNN, all the left, has based their worldview on 200 assholes at Charlottesville four years ago.
	It was not a year ago, it was four years ago.
	Isn't that insane?
	I mean, Charlottesville existed a year ago.
	It exists right now, too.
	So yesterday was in the anniversary.
	It's a pretty PC place.
	In fact, I think that's one of the reasons there was so many angry Nazis there is because I think the mayor is a total BLM dude who was fucking over the town.
	Not saying it was justified.
	But yeah, once you realize that, that it's all based on this one-drop myth, maybe that's the name of the show.
	You just sort of walk around the streets like, what the fuck?
	I got to get a black woman a guitar.
	She's oppressed by me.
	I'm just paying my oppression.
	And the reason I'm rich is because I walk into a bank and people just give me free shit.
	I've seen blacks do that.
	Actually, that did happen to me on vacation.
	I tell you that already?
	No.
	The drinks are 22 bucks, double makers.
	It's killing me.
	I can't have my favorite thing.
	And we just had a very expensive dinner, probably $150.
	And so I go up, there's a fight on, MMA fight at the bar.
	So I go up to the bar with my wife, my lovely wife, and I have a maker's.
	And he goes, Do you want me to put that on your food, your bell for your meal?
	Or do you want to just pay here?
	And I go, neither.
	I don't want to pay for this.
	And he goes, okay.
	Wow.
	Did you get inspired from that?
	Because you said the black guy's got a free drink too.
	Yeah, no, the black guy's got a free drink after that.
	No, I was doing that joke all night because I was bummed out by how much money I was spending.
	So like when she came to the bar, the waitress, and she's like, oh, okay, I'll serve your bill here.
	I go, that wasn't us.
	This couple wears the exact same clothes as us and then takes off and we keep getting these fucking bills.
	I don't know who they are or where they're staying.
	Did she laugh or did she not understand?
	They laughed.
	They're funny.
	They're educated people.
	I was riffing with everyone all day.
	Dude, Costa Ricans are so educated that they have arguments on whether sloths are high or not.
	Right.
	That's advanced.
	That is pretty cool.
	Because they're fermenting leaves in their polygastric digestive system.
	You don't hear that in Miami.
	You don't hear that at JFK.
	I went to the Rockaways last night.
	My buddy rented a house in Far Rockaway.
	It's fucking ghetto.
	I go, dude.
	We're in East New York.
	I got to send you these two pictures I took as I was pulling out this morning.
	But we go for a walk.
	He's got kids and he wants to smoke a joint.
	I want to see if this chick plays guitar while you find that.
	Okay.
	So far I see the one picture.
	Really bad form on that bass guitar, too.
	Oh, wouldn't that be awesome if she can't play?
	She can't.
	Look at that.
	That's exactly how somebody picking up a guitar and wants to try to learn sits with a guitar.
	That's not a good.
	That's a bass.
	She's going to have a tough time on guitar.
	Well, there should...
	If you're promoting your music, shouldn't there be like 50 Instagram moments of you totally ripping?
	Let's see.
	She's got a band camp.
	All right, let's hear.
	Here we go.
	This is her band?
	Yeah.
	It's a drum machine.
	This sounds like Wesley Willis.
	Northwest Airlines!
	Northwest Airlines!
	Turn it up.
	Now it sounds like Rip Hop, like Bell and Sebastian or something.
	Been caught up just in time, but then they're not on fine.
	No more shot of red one.
	If it's like turning line, why am I going blind to what I could have had?
	Crispy open mind.
	Just looking for one sign, cause I'm not.
	Matt, it's not bad.
	It would be way funnier if she was terrible.
	That's got a hook.
	It's got an attitude.
	It's got a good beat.
	You can dance to it.
	Like the steam song.
	So there's so much that happens based on this assumption that we live in the place that we don't live in.
	That's fucking crazy.
	Did you find that thing?
	Oh, I sent you the...
	Oh, okay.
	So I was with the 9% last night.
	We went out.
	He went to smoke a joint.
	I smoked a joint too.
	And we're in Far Rock away at the far, far by the bay.
	And we go down this dead end.
	There's a black guy with his...
	The days of the boombox are back.
	Now black people listen to music as loud as they would at their home if they're cleaning their room, on the train, walking down the street, everywhere.
	So he's got a little speaker, and it's louder than I could be in this studio right now, where our neighbors would complain.
	It's rock concert loud.
	And he plays disco, he plays Madonna, he plays dance all.
	It was kind of cool, actually.
	I didn't hate it.
	So he's sitting, and he's singing along with the music.
	Then there's a woman at a picnic table, and she's got a big tumbler of, it looks like brandy, probably Hennessy.
	She's just sitting there alone.
	And then a couple comes, and they sit down on two chairs that are chained and locked to the pole.
	It must be their chairs.
	And they come and they sit there for a bit.
	They're not looking out at the water, by the way.
	No one's looking at the water.
	The water's right there.
	And everyone is facing this way.
	And they sit for a bit and they talk.
	This is a car.
	Look at that fucking car.
	The bumper's held on with a rope.
	It looks like a cartoon.
	And if you look closely, you'll see the rear lights aren't touching the car.
	They're floating.
	They're part of the bumper, which I believe is only there with that rope.
	Nothing else.
	And look at the windows.
	The windows are held together, not even with good tape, but with like cheap packing tape when you're moving.
	I don't think that car's ever, that car's probably been sitting there for like a year.
	And then look at the house.
	Now, right there in the window, it says no trespassing.
	I wouldn't worry about it, dude.
	No one, no one, you have the worst house in the world.
	Like, your house would look bad in the favelas.
	That sign should be facing the house.
	Do not leave.
	Don't come into the world.
	We're closed.
	Stay indoors.
	I mean, that house looks terrible in the outskirts of Mexico City.
	It's the worst house in the world.
	Like, I don't want it for free.
	I don't know.
	For free, that'd be kind of cool.
	You could do some cool stuff.
	No, dude.
	Oh, my God.
	If you like, if you want a free house, go to Detroit.
	You can have a mansion for fucking 80 grand, and the city pays you to help fix it up.
	Wow.
	Of course, there's nothing for miles but death and destruction.
	And I'm not a Rockaways guy.
	I was thinking of moving down there because everyone's MAGA and there's a lot of cops and firemen.
	But the whole culture is the beach.
	And I'm not a big, I don't mind sitting shooting the shit with the guys on the beach.
	But I'd rather shoot the shit by a lake or something or In a bar.
	You look like a fucking time traveler in this picture.
	They look like they're from the 60s.
	Dude, the hipsters have started going down there.
	I had the least tattoos on the beach.
	Nice.
	I got to get my tattoo game.
	Women covered.
	Wow.
	Legs, back, everything.
	I'm just thinking, where do you get the time and the money for all that?
	Every time I see somebody with tattoos, I'm like, how?
	They're not that expensive.
	And then the surfing.
	Okay, maybe I'm a surfer.
	The surfing sucks.
	Why the fuck would you trek all the way down to the Rockaways?
	I was watching them for a while.
	No one got more than like 10 feet of surf.
	Like they get you a wave, 1, 1,000 2, 1,0003, three seconds max.
	The waves were like this tall.
	Rockaway.
	What are you doing?
	If you're that into surfing, move.
	Don't go to Rockaways.
	Like, people were waiting hours for a decent wave.
	Anyway.
	But yeah, it was with the 9%.
	Let's call them the 9% from now on.
	9% of the population controls 90% of the dialogue.
	They're controlling 90% of this show.
	And because this narrative is so effective, you can abuse people who you don't like.
	Like Nick Fuentes.
	He once made a Holocaust joke that lasted eight seconds, and it defines him.
	Because other people jump in on this one-drop thing.
	Jews, liberal Jews, go, yeah, yeah, we do live in a Nazi rally.
	We do live in a Klan rally, and they hate me too.
	I'm basically black.
	No, you're not.
	No one hates you, you fucking liar.
	So because everyone hates me and I'm Jewish, you have to stop the Nazi party.
	As Joy Reed said, there's a white nationalist insurgency going on right below our nose.
	So we have to stop Nick because what Nick's going to do is start a fourth Reich, a new Nazi party, and then they're going to kill all the blacks, Jews, Lebanese, Asians, albinos, Hondurans.
	They'll all be rounded up and killed.
	Like, if this was the plot of a movie, you'd go, I'm sorry, I'm not funding this movie.
	It's retarded.
	I usually do more realistic things like zombie movies or space invaders.
	This imminent genocide narrative is fucking dumb.
	Anyway, it's a powerful tool.
	And the FBI just kicked in Nick Fuentes' door.
	No, not literally, but they took half a million dollars from him.
	Scroll down a bit.
	All that concentrated power that's been built up in Washington, D.C. is being rotated and turned inwardly.
	What did Nick ever do wrong?
	You don't agree with him?
	Good.
	Like, he offends you?
	Good.
	I'm offended every fucking day.
	Just on the drive here, I was listening to Sally Field on Howard Stern.
	And she's talking about how when she was 14, she got this gig to do gidget in 1967.
	And her stepfather was dubious.
	And so he followed her there and to the set and made sure she was okay all day.
	You know what the take is on that?
	Oh, it can't be real.
	You're not good enough to get on a show.
	No, it's a father.
	A father is not even your biological father protecting you.
	And yeah, I'm sure the odds are real high that a teenage girl is going to get fucked with in Hollywood back in the late 60s.
	But the narrative is, you know, dads are shit.
	So they all go to therapists, right?
	So everything's Freudian.
	And the dad must have thought, he must have been following you because he doesn't trust you.
	You're not good enough.
	What?
	And then Rhonda Rousey's on Stern.
	And she's like, yeah, they made me weigh.
	I told you this yesterday, right?
	They made me weigh 135 pounds.
	Yeah, that's martial arts.
	That's boxing.
	That's the way it works, you stupid bitch.
	So that's me as a dad and a man getting insulted as I sit in the car, paying Sirius 10 bucks a month to insult me.
	I'm offended.
	I get over it.
	I mention it here, briefly.
	So if Nick Fuentes offends you, get over it.
	You don't deserve half a million dollars.
	And what's shocking about this, I'm going to start putting the notes back up so you can read this on your own time, is that there's no recourse.
	They've decided he's a domestic terrorist and he's a threat to the nation.
	So taking his half a million is like taking money from El Chapo or the Taliban.
	In other words, Nick's ideas are so dangerous that he is in the same boat as El Chapo and the terrorists in MS-13.
	What kind of pussy nation are we that we equate serious murderers?
	I mean, El Chapo is a mass murderer.
	The Taliban are mass murderers with someone who has ideas you don't agree with.
	What the fuck?
	And the same kind of opposition that a Chinese dissident would face from the Chinese government.
	It's not that much different, and I'm living proof.
	You know, just pause.
	I was talking to Dove Charney of American Apparel yesterday, just catching up.
	He's got a new company called LA Apparel now, 1,500 employees.
	It's about a fifth the size of American Apparel, but he's doing well.
	Still constantly threats of suing, though.
	And he said, I don't agree with you, with your ideas.
	He goes, I want open borders, especially with trade.
	I want total free market capitalism.
	No embargoes, no nothing.
	I don't care about flags.
	I care about efficiency.
	I said, I get that, but I care about flags.
	And I want borders of all shapes and sizes.
	And he goes, good.
	I'm glad we disagree on that.
	We agree on a lot of things and we disagree on that.
	And I go, but wait a minute, Dove.
	You make your shit in America.
	And he goes, yeah, that's just because it's cheaper.
	If you do it right, it's actually cheaper.
	And I pay my Mexicans a fair salary.
	There's Dove and I, totally disagreeing, totally relaxed.
	I don't get his money.
	I don't get to throw him in jail.
	Those aren't my sewing machines.
	Yeah, go back to that.
	I've never seen that before.
	The first political content that I ever saw was an interview with Thomas Sowell, actually, for the Hoover Institute.
	Every single time the reduction in the tax rates has led to a lot of people.
	That's a cool way to show a video and not have to pay for it.
	Oh, interesting.
	You put it on a computer or you show it a different way.
	And as the viewer, I don't give a shit.
	It's just a little smaller.
	It's a good scam.
	Saves you hours of paperwork and money.
	So I hear people on television saying how the government can't afford to give the tax cuts to the rich.
	You know, not giving anything to anybody.
	The first book I read was Free to Choose by Milton Friedman.
	And, you know, from that point on, I was political.
	Good evening, everybody.
	Nick, I think you're forgetting someone who red-pilled you.
	I'm always written out of history.
	We have that conversation on the lav mics.
	We will never release it, but it exists, and I've heard it.
	You were lavved up for your speech in D.C. for the America First Rally.
	Oh, why don't we release it?
	Because everybody thought that they were off mic.
	So?
	It's fuck them all in the ass.
	Fuck them.
	Fuck them all the way.
	I want my credit.
	I want credibility.
	But like, there's a new Dash Snow documentary out I'm not in.
	I discovered Dash Snow, discovered Ryan McGinley.
	You're like the forest gump without the.
	And I ran New York from 2000 to 2010.
	And if you look at any of those like Strokes era documentaries, there's barely a mention of Weiss and no mention of me.
	Sickening.
	But you don't do shit because you want to be perceived a certain way or you want to be in the history books.
	That's gay.
	You'll notice Nick always says things are gay, by the way.
	You do it because you love it and you want to help the world.
	If you're doing it because you want attention or you want people to like you, you're wasting your fucking time.
	That can all be taken away in a heartbeat.
	What do I say at the end of my book, Death of Cool?
	I quote that old newspaper man from New York City who said, fame is fleeting, money has wings, the only thing that endures is character.
	And why is character important?
	Well, not just because we live in a society, but because you want to pass on that legacy to your children.
	Sure, you want to pass on money to your kids, a house.
	Fame is a vapor.
	What does it say there?
	I can't read it.
	Fame is a vapor, popularity an accident, and riches take wings.
	Only one thing in jewels, and that is character.
	Horace Greeley got fucked over by his fellow newspaper men, just like me and Weiss.
	Great guy.
	He appeared as a character in a movie once.
	I see he's doubling down on the whole cookie thing.
	Oh, shit.
	They call me.
	They're cookie.
	Oh, I'm glad I brought it up.
	This is what Dove was saying.
	He was like, I can't believe I forgot the end of this story.
	He said, the problem with censorship and a lack of free speech is it makes people, bad guys, sexier.
	If you say it's verboten, this is Dove talking.
	If you say it's verboten to discuss the Holocaust, then it's going to look like the Holocaust didn't happen.
	And he goes, as a Jew, I don't want that.
	I want Holocaust deniers to be confronted and discussed in an open discussion.
	And what they're doing with Nick, when the FBI takes half a million and says you're El Chapo and you're the Taliban, then a lot of people go, cool.
	He's powerful.
	The FBI is petrified of him.
	So you end up, and they've done this with Proud Boys.
	You make them perceived as Nazis, and then you end up promoting Nazism because people see Proud Boys and go, they're pretty cool.
	So when you make Nick Satan, you make people into Satanists.
	Now there's more Satanism.
	You fucking dummies.
	Here's a crossroads of that very thing.
	Censorship, Taliban, and free speech.
	He said the question should be asked to U.S. companies like Facebook who claim to promote it while still censoring.
	They seem friendly.
	Yeah, I hate to say it, but they all seem endearing.
	The bumper cars, the ice cream cones, the smiling.
	I'm being sarcastic, but okay.
	No, they really made them look.
	I mean, everything I've seen is them smiley.
	But except for this, this is pretty bad.
	They're shooting people at the airport.
	So this is...
	This doesn't seem as...
	That's not...
	That doesn't seem as friendly.
	No, this is classic Taliban behavior here.
	The OG.
	Yeah, just shooting at people.
	I don't care.
	It's called growing pains.
	We used to dress like that 3,000 years ago.
	We used to behead gays.
	We used to treat women as second-class citizens.
	Oh, you're denying sexism exists now?
	Well, sexism towards men exists, but yes, I am denying the feminist experience.
	And when you say that we live in one-drop America, there's no regard for...
	You create hatred.
	And right now, blacks, the 9%, they think that we live in a racist society because they believe this bullshit.
	And that creates resentment to the police, resentment towards white people in general.
	They don't see them as human.
	Go to 4-9.
	This woman is filming this innocent white dude get knocked out.
	And she sounds like she's filming a plantation owner get knocked out or someone who has slaves.
	Because that's how he's been portrayed.
	So you made him vulnerable to an attack.
	He's calling the police because he's learned he can't handle his own problems.
	Look at this.
	So the guy breaks it up with one dude, but then the big black guy that's behind them knocks out that guy.
	Real bad, too.
	Damn.
	This guy, that's...
	That's what they say in boxing.
	He's down for the count.
	He knew people were always trying to lift someone up.
	The cops could give less of a shit, by the way.
	I don't blame them.
	That's crazy.
	Like, aren't cops supposed to be trained in an EMT shit?
	Like, shouldn't he be checking his pulse?
	Or telling them not to move him or something?
	No, they said roll him on his side.
	And now he's looking away.
	But listen to her talk.
	She couldn't care less if he was dead.
	We don't even know what the fuck.
	Jesus, his shoes came off.
	That's why I hate slides.
	Okay, this is actually what I had it for.
	This part here.
	Yo, nigga got knocked out.
	What happened to her nigga?
	Got cleaned.
	Because of you, bitch.
	You got your nigga knocked out.
	Dumbass bitch.
	She got our man knocked out talking too much.
	Cleaned his ass.
	Boop and walked off.
	I mean, I might talk like that if someone knocked out a pedophile.
	Because I don't care if pedophiles live or die.
	Maybe this is why they repeat one thing seven times.
	Because, like, as she goes on, the things get dumber and dumber.
	So it's like, just play it safe.
	Repeat the first thing.
	White males are garbage.
	Look at 5-0.
	I thought this was interesting.
	So a bunch of computer programmers take a picture together.
	They all finished a project and they're proud of themselves and they want to have this memory put up on Facebook.
	Frame it.
	Have it on your dresser.
	And the response is yikes.
	So some nerd, what's his name?
	Jason Schreier says it's terrible that this is perceived as acceptable.
	White males cannot gather and photograph an accomplishment at a moment in time.
	And the response is, yikes.
	How do you pose for this picture in good conscience?
	You literally can't exist.
	Everything they say about what we want of them, they actually feel about us.
	You know how they say, you don't want me to exist?
	They don't want us to exist.
	And also, this is, again, this goes back to the one-drop myth.
	So the assumption there is that there were these black programmers that said, hi, I've got my resume here.
	Can I help work on this project and improve it because I'm qualified?
	You out of your mind, boy?
	We don't want no Negroes working on this project.
	They would fucking blow him.
	Anyone, any minority that showed up.
	They go, finally, no one's going to say yikes.
	We'll put you in the front window.
	Bizarre.
	Okay, let's end on a good note, if you will, in getting good at it.
	4-5.
	So this woman, sane, normal black woman, says, oh, I like this teacher.
	I bet she's still with her husband, by the way.
	Wait, wait, stop.
	Speaking of white like me, the Eddie Murphy sketch, doesn't he look like a black guy who's been dressed up by a studio?
	Yeah.
	He's got foundation on.
	He's wearing a wig.
	He's got fake eyes.
	I can do an awesome white guy.
	Listen to this.
	Hi, how are you?
	My name is Georgia Stieves.
	I'm a white Hispanic man.
	Oh, my pocket square matches my tie.
	And his black friends are all dying laughing right now at how funny he is.
	He looks like this thing.
	Which is a prosthetic mask to evade facial recognition.
	And somebody's like, yeah, it looks like Timpool.
	But yeah, he's got fake face.
	A parent files complaint against Tim Pool.
	Go ahead.
	She has filed a federal complaint against her child's school, alleging it segregated classes based on race.
	She says it was put a practice in place by the school's principal who thought she was doing what was best for every student.
	Channel 2's Tom Jones has spent weeks looking into this.
	He reports tonight from Atlanta Public School Headquarters where the district opened that investigation.
	Yes, the school district here has looked into these allegations and says it has taken action.
	Still, parent Kyla Posey says she can't believe a principal thought separating students according to race was a good idea.
	We've lost sleep trying to figure out like why would a person look like a white woman dressed as a black woman for Halloween.
	A little bit.
	Holy shit.
	She's a German woman.
	Her name is Heidi Schluffenfatz.
	And she's obsessed with black culture.
	And she's just like Sean King.
	She's taken it, she's subsumed it.
	Carla Posey says she was stunned when she learned about classes segregated by race at Mary Lynn Elementary last year.
	A practice she says was put in place and condoned by principal Sharon Briscoe.
	See black female privilege.
	That woman doesn't deserve a guitar because not only is she not oppressed, she experiences privilege.
	For example, she just put a Santa list on the internet and raised $550.
	And that woman was able to break the law.
	It's illegal to segregate by race.
	I know you think America's racist, but it's against the law.
	And it's been against the law since the 60s.
	It's the Civil Rights Act.
	But no one wanted to criticize her because she's a black woman.
	So it took a black woman to be able to do it.
	Where are all the other parents?
	Just disbelief that I was having this conversation in 2020 with a person that looks just like me, a black woman.
	It's segregating classrooms.
	You cannot segregate classrooms.
	You can't deal with it.
	Posey says she found out the school was putting black students in two separate classes with two separate teachers.
	The white kids were placed in six classes with six different teachers.
	The parent says she found this out when she let Briscoe know she wanted her child placed in the classroom of a teacher she thought would be a good fit.
	Posey says the principal says that wouldn't work.
	She said that that's not one of the black classes.
	And I immediately said, what does that mean?
	I was confused.
	I asked for more clarification.
	I was like, we have those in the school.
	And she proceeded to say that, yes, I have decided that I'm going to place all of the black students in two classes.
	Posey says she insisted her child be placed in a class with white students.
	She says, Briscoe explained her child would be isolated.
	And I explained to her she shouldn't be isolated or punished because I'm unwilling to go along with your illegal and unethical practice.
	Okay, we got it.
	We got it.
	Posey's recorded a call with.
	Here's a million-dollar question.
	As a libertarian, I'm not sure I'm a libertarian.
	I'm from Borders, but I'm mostly socially liberal.
	I'm a libertarian when it comes to people's rights.
	What if the 9% wants to segregate?
	Should they be allowed to?
	I mean, there's black proms.
	There's different black freshman weeks.
	So what if the community gets together and says, we want to have a different school?
	Well, that's weird because it's a public school, so it's got to have a national policy so everyone gets the same education.
	But what about a private school?
	Should a private school be allowed to have a blacks-only?
	Interesting question.
	I'm inclined to say yeah.
	Well, then what about a whites-only school?
	If it's not something that's a right, like I think you have the right to a public education.
	Right?
	So that's if you're denying people rights if you have racially segregated public schools, public services.
	But what about private services?
	Anyway.
	I got a lot to cover here.
	We haven't talked about COVID in a while.
	Let's jump over to COVID.
	I've got some fun stuff on that.
	Do we want a COVID bumper?
	I want a COVID bumper.
	All right.
	Kudos, chillinik.
	I forgot about that one.
	That's a good one.
	This doesn't look very COVID-y, Ryan.
	No.
	And why were my lips not synced yesterday?
	I don't know, but I know how to fix it.
	I'm guessing it's a bit rate that.
	We don't have a COVID background.
	We don't?
	I don't think we ever asked for any, did we?
	Huh.
	Did I think it was over?
	What am I, Andrew Cuomo?
	What am I five?
	I wrote a book about how great the pandemic was handled in the middle of the pandemic.
	Yeah, what are you, all these celebrities that did our favorite thing ever where they come together and sing a thing?
	What is this?
	Celebrities singing a song together.
	It's New York State.
	I'm sure it would be.
	I wish they had done Back in a New York Groove.
	That would have been a good one.
	They have no allegiance to the past.
	It's just Beyonce or whoever made the song.
	New York State of Mind.
	I hate that song.
	There's so many good New York songs.
	Back in a New York Grove.
	Even that New York, although they'd all be rapping Jay-Z.
	That's what I thought this was.
	It's a classic Sinatra.
	And then they should just show that in reverse closing back up again?
	Isn't it going to be mask mandate like in a week now?
	Yeah, I think as of today, you need the key to New York City pass.
	To do what?
	Anything indoors.
	Restaurants, gyms, blah, blah, blah.
	Yeah.
	Well, you know, companies have to agree to do it.
	Okay, let me tell you what's going to happen with that.
	The 70-year-old, dark-skinned Dominican man is not getting on his computer.
	He doesn't have a computer.
	He has a flip phone that his daughter bought him that he barely uses.
	He's not getting on the database.
	So if you say you can't do stuff in New York if you don't have the magic thing, then you are going to be sequestered.
	And that group is going to be predominantly black and Hispanic.
	We now have racial segregation.
	Sorry to bring everything back to race.
	And that's a class action suit now.
	You have a law that's made visible minorities garbage.
	What about this?
	This happened in 2020.
	Cornell flu shots mandatory, but only if you're white.
	Oh my God.
	That's sort of like that Brazilian lizard woman.
	That just made me feel dizzy.
	And people of color are exempt from the mandatory mask order in Oregon.
	This is happening.
	This is on June 25th.
	I saw one from the other day.
	Yes, sir.
	Holy shit.
	Correct.
	So my theory there, where we make this group garbage and they have a civil suit, isn't going to work because they're going to make it racially exempt.
	They've thought about that already, yes.
	Yeah, it's really crazy.
	What a planet we are living on.
	Wait, let me see those guys talking.
	Is that a black guy saying it's bullshit or saying it's awesome?
	Let's see.
	What is that one?
	The one you just put up.
	They're going to have some dumb commercial.
	Come on, girl.
	You can do it.
	Come on, buddy.
	You can do it.
	Don't let me down, Brave.
	I guess I won't click it.
	I'll just leave it alone.
	No volume then.
	But it's telling you to play it.
	Yeah.
	And then when you play it, it dies?
	It died.
	Let me take my shields down.
	Get a better player there.
	Or go to...
	Are you on Brave?
	Go to New York by myself.
	Trying to be an actress, hearing an unhealthy amount of no food all over.
	Look at her dealing with all this sexism and racism holding her back.
	What kind of amp do you want, lady?
	A Mustang LT50?
	I love how she even knows the exact pickup arrangement of a guitar.
	She's like, I want a humbucker, humbucker, single coil.
	Oh, damn, bitch.
	Sign up for noom and lose the weight for good.
	And it's harder for her to lose weight.
	Okay, what do you got to say?
	Oh, this is that bullshit where the video doesn't have anything to do with the thing.
	What a waste of time.
	Fuck you.
	I hate that.
	It's one of my least favorite things.
	I guess it's not in there.
	Well, or exempt from Net Mask Order.
	All right, can we have some fun yet, please?
	Go to.
	Oh, it doesn't have a number.
	It just says fuck Cuomo, fuck de Blasio.
	It's just, it's the one above 3-7.
	Oh, no, no, no.
	Wait, wait, do 3-7.
	3-7.
	We got to get Jose to make us COVID.
	I don't think it's going away.
	Turn it up.
	Go back to the beginning.
	This is great.
	Cuomo, nigga!
	That we couldn't be outside last year!
	Where we at?
	Outside!
	What is your match, Mr. Cuomo right now?
	Rotten hell, you son of a bitch!
	Cuomo, you put paint up on your pizza and you get no beside!
	You're next, Debasio.
	You're fucking next!
	You're next!
	We on your ass, boy!
	We on your ass, boy!
	If she say no, you gotta go!
	The attorneys don't claim that kick Cuomo.
	We don't fuck with him!
	We don't fuck with that big number!
	Get the fuck out!
	We got Trump and the fucking Silkie on Union Square.
	Cuomo!
	Don't you get rid of this shit!
	When I see you, I'm gonna grab you by your fucking neck!
	We're replacing Cuomo with Bobby Schmerner!
	Bobby for Governor!
	Bobby for Governor!
	Come on, get no pussy!
	Come on, get no pussy!
	Come on, get a pussy!
	Come on, get no pussy!
	No, but he does.
	He steals it.
	That's the problem.
	It fell off the back of a truck.
	Aw, my little chots.
	Our boy Gavin Wax was on Newsmax.
	They're taking a hiatus.
	I think, I don't know what's going on with him and Isabella.
	Drum.
	We need some drum.
	Yeah, I don't.
	I don't think Gavin's girlfriend likes that he's on there with a 10, and so he's pussying out.
	Oh, I thought that was his girlfriend.
	That's the problem.
	Yeah.
	We should have a gossip section, like a TMZ section.
	Be like, Gavin spotted, you know.
	I don't have any gossip, though.
	I would like to.
	Let's just make shit up.
	Every time I talk to people about shows, I'm like, could you do like movie reviews and Hollywood gossip?
	And they're like, no.
	I think I suggested that to Jacob Wall when we were talking about the show.
	And he's like, I don't know about that.
	And you pitched it to Josh, a wrong opinion.
	You're like, just do culture.
	Oh, yeah.
	He said yes.
	But he's not doing it.
	No, he does.
	Yeah, he doesn't do that.
	I want like Kim Kardashian gossip.
	Like apolitical gossip.
	Yeah, yeah.
	How fat is her ass this week?
	Yeah.
	You know, that doesn't exist.
	Yeah, I know.
	There's no TMZ that's like this.
	Dude, we should do an apolitical.
	How ironic to do an apolitical TMZ?
	Yeah, let's do that.
	Let's do that.
	Next episode is all gossip.
	Didn't you say you were reading People Magazine, you could just completely make shit up?
	You're just like, she feels if she does this, it's something speculating.
	So Wednesday is compound-censored.
	Thursday's the live.
	Friday show is going to be all gossip.
	Zero politics.
	We're just going to dish.
	What if we like it?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	And then we just turn apolitical.
	It's like kissing a dude.
	Careful, you might like it.
	By the way, when we're sitting on the beach in that picture I showed you, we're talking about our buddy.
	You kissing?
	And he goes, yeah, I saw him French kissing, our other friend.
	I'm not going to say their names.
	And I go, what?
	And he goes, yeah, backstage, we were playing a show.
	And he was in a bad mood and his buddy there.
	And I came back to get my bass.
	We were all in a band together.
	That was the band 80s Hardcore, by the way.
	Oh, cool.
	And he goes, I saw them making out.
	And I go, as a joke?
	No, they were alone.
	And I go, so he's gay.
	And then my other buddy, then Curtis goes, he's not gay.
	Whoa, dude, easy.
	I go, well, I kissed Milo as a joke to fuck with Islam in front of the gay nightclub.
	In front of plenty of cameras.
	Yeah, it was performance art.
	But to privately make out with a dude, well, it doesn't make him gay.
	Yeah, it kind of does.
	Yeah, that was supposed to be a joke, right?
	It's like the iced tea thing.
	That means you're gay.
	That means you're gay.
	Like, I couldn't imagine making out with a dude.
	That means you're gay.
	Anyway, that was weird.
	Wow.
	Gavin Wax, sorry.
	Let's see, Gav.
	Is there a cruelty to this?
	And is that perhaps part of the actual purpose?
	Oh, absolutely.
	I mean, he said as much.
	He wants to make the lives of the unvaccinated as difficult as possible and force them to comply.
	So on paper, they could say, oh, we're not forcing you.
	We're just going to make your life increasingly more difficult, pregnant or not, until you comply.
	And they are segmenting society into two different classes with two different sets of rights, the vaccinated, the unvaccinated.
	It's completely Orwellian in its nature.
	And I think, you know, people like me, for instance, I had COVID.
	I have natural antibodies.
	I am just as much resistant and immune to this virus as anyone with a vaccine, if not more so.
	But I'm still being treated like some kind of transmitter of this virus.
	It's completely anti-science.
	It's anti-data.
	And it just goes to show that this is all for show and it's about power and control.
	Well, Gavin, that makes three of us now sitting here that have that natural immunity.
	And I really hope we get to a point where we can show that we have a natural immunity card.
	He gets that these sound bites have to be like 20 to 30 seconds, beginning, middle, and end.
	Wrap it up.
	Be sure about what you're talking about.
	Speak with authority.
	Dude, I'm telling you, Gavin Wax is going places.
	He wants to shoot here.
	I'm like, I love it at the New York Republican Club.
	Yeah, that looks good.
	His shots look good.
	Plus, it's more work for you.
	We never finished this.
	Did you still want to see a little bit of this?
	Or maybe a green screen?
	Oh, let's see it.
	Or Wellian and its nature.
	I don't get it.
	They're about to make things way harder for New Yorkers, and they're celebrating how we're finally free.
	What?
	Do you watch the news?
	News?
	This is so fucking boring.
	It's so full of...
	Isn't this Billy Joel?
	You said this Frank Sinatra?
	Yes, I messed up.
	Ugh, I hate Colbert.
	I hate the Yankees.
	I hate that bitch.
	Some folks like to get away.
	She's an actual singer, so no fair.
	Hop a flight to Miami Beach.
	I can't stand her, boys.
	To Hollywood.
	She looks weird.
	She looks like an aunt.
	I'm taking her grey aunt.
	Cautious Clay?
	Can you do that?
	What a stupid name.
	I'm not Cassius Clay.
	I'm Cautious Clay.
	Yes, I'm a very Muhammad Ali, but you have more hesitancy?
	I'm a trepidatious sculptor, actually.
	I'm Muhammad Al III.
	I'm like Muhammad Ali, but three times as much.
	Did Andy Cohen just breathe on the camera?
	That was his.
	He just kissed me.
	I don't know who any of these people are.
	Who the fuck is he?
	It's the guy with white hair who dyed it black.
	Who the fuck's Anaeus Reno?
	Is this like...
	Who are you?
	The writers for the good wife?
	What is this?
	Who the fuck are you?
	I know who you are.
	You're a dork.
	But he does shop at Brooks Brothers exclusively, which is kind of cool.
	But I know what I'm needing.
	And I don't want to waste more time.
	I'm in a New York state of mind.
	Okay, so let me just tell you about a New York state of mind.
	It's about abuse.
	And I have a special beef with Cuomo because he came at me personally.
	Him and de Blasio put together a task force within the NYPD that was solely dedicated to having me deported out of the country.
	So separated from my kids, so my kids don't have a dad.
	So he came at my family.
	And they watched hundreds of hours of the Gavin McInnes show trying to find a way to me committing a crime.
	And thank God I had a spy on that task force who kept shooting shit down and saying, no, that's probably not going to work.
	No, that probably won't fly.
	No, we shouldn't go with that.
	Or I'd be gone.
	And then when the Prowd Boys were on trial, John and Max, Cuomo pushed Cyrus Vance, the DA, who then pushed the prosecutor, Steinglass, to throw the book at them.
	And the judge made it all about Nazis.
	I wonder if that judge was, what the fuck's his name?
	Mike Ward or something?
	No, that's the comedian.
	I wonder if the judge has Soros money.
	I got to look that up.
	And they threw them in prison for four years.
	They're still rotting in prison right now, boys.
	Please write to them.
	Dresses at the end of the show.
	Even a paragraph.
	Send them something from Amazon.
	A book.
	Please.
	It means the world when you're in there.
	Convicts I know, X-Con say that it's like Christmas when you get a postcard, a phone call, anything.
	Or when you answer the phone.
	So I fucking hate the guy.
	And he hates us.
	So it's so great to see him destroyed.
	And go to 37A.
	This is when he came at James O'Keefe.
	James is on a winning streak now.
	He was on a fucking losing streak.
	He was sent to prison, not to prison, sent to jail, sued, arrested, subpoenaed, terrorized.
	He was spending a third of his money on legal fees.
	Means New York loving.
	And I love New York.
	And I love you.
	And everything I have ever done has been motivated by that love.
	Guest tonight accusing New York Governor Andrew Cuomo's administration of targeting his group with document requests and a subpoena trying to intimidate him.
	Why do you think that you're being targeted by the New York state government?
	Cuomo had said in the recent days that conservatives should not be welcome in New York.
	They should leave.
	And we are a group of citizen journalists.
	Project Veritas is a movement of citizen journalists.
	We have a small nonprofit with under a million dollar budget.
	And we got a subpoena in the last week or so asking for all financial records going back three years, all documents related to every single financial transaction that has happened.
	So it seems suspicious to me with all the fraud, the waste, the abuse, the pensions funds in New York State that they would come after a group like mine.
	And if they are the extreme conservatives, they have no place in the state of New York.
	New York tough means New York loving.
	And I love New York.
	You know, he sees me and James as extreme conservatives.
	And that gets legal.
	That's why they took away Nick Fuentes'...
	What the fuck is this?
	Some New York state of mind stuff.
	That's why they took away Nick Fuentes' half a million.
	He can't defend himself now when he gets arrested.
	When he gets arrested.
	Nick Fuentes is getting arrested.
	I promise you.
	And it will be a bullshit charge.
	And he won't be able to defend himself.
	He's going.
	He's got the Roger Stone target on his back.
	And we will raise money for him when he gets arrested because it's going to be a bullshit charge.
	I hereby predict all of this.
	But I know we're drifting off from COVID here, but James had a big win recently with the New York Times, which, by the way, I believe cost him $1 million.
	This is another reason they take your money away because you use it to get justice.
	New York Supreme Court sides with Project Veritas, allows group to depose New York Times.
	The New York Times was sued last November over their coverage of a Veritas video that alleged people connected to Democratic Minnesota rep Ilhanoma were involved in ballot harvesting.
	They were.
	We have it on file.
	Like, what is the New York Times saying?
	Remember, it was a dashboard covered with votes?
	And the defense was, you're allowed to pick up votes for other people and deliver them.
	Yeah, I believe the limit is three.
	His entire dash was covered in dozens and dozens of votes.
	He was bragging about it on Snapchat.
	And I looked up the two female authors that wrote this article that's getting them sued.
	They're children.
	They're stupid bitches, childless cunts.
	Feminists are ruining the Country and taking down corporations like the Times.
	The lawsuit pertained to two stories in The Times: one by Maggie Astor, child, and the another by Tiffany Sue, that characterized Veritas videos as deceptive and said it was likely part of a coordinated disinformation campaign.
	I mean, journalists are activists.
	Wait, let me jump over to this great article I want you to read called Why They Don't Believe Us, 14.
	And it just goes to say, imagine right before Brexit, you were reading the media, you're reading the newspapers, and it said, Brexit's not going to happen.
	It's just a few racists, and it's a bullshit suggestion.
	And then Brexit happens.
	And then Trump is running.
	And they go, don't worry, he's not going to win.
	And they make fun of him and say, we're covering him in the entertainment section.
	And Stephen Colbert says, please run.
	And what's his name?
	The other British guy, John Oliver, is literally frothing, foaming at the mouth.
	And then he won.
	He wins.
	That's why they don't believe you anymore.
	Look at the picture they chose.
	Fiery but mostly peaceful protest.
	Scroll down, shithead.
	Yeah.
	So you keep, and why do they do this?
	Because they're activists.
	And they're a special kind of activist.
	They're activists who don't know anybody.
	Like, they don't know blue-collar guys.
	They don't know, they haven't traveled.
	They don't know how much other countries suck.
	There's the child that got this New York Times suit.
	Stupid, dumb.
	I guarantee you they're childless and unmarried.
	I promise you.
	I'd bet $100.
	Yeah, so that'll be in my show notes.
	You can read that.
	But they're dumb activists with no life experience.
	And that's who is giving us the news.
	And that's why we have this dumb one-drop rule dominating the news cycle.
	Where we're all the most extremist racists imaginable.
	Yeah.
	Should we do more COVID?
	I think we should jump over.
	I think we covered COVID enough.
	Let's jump over to the mailbag.
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
	Let's turn our eyes together's mailbag.
	Let me touch it.
	Do you think your dad loves you?
	I don't know if Japanese people are capable of love the way that we understand it.
	Well, they say that about Chinese people.
	They say they have no soul.
	They're just robots.
	Koreans have soul.
	S-E-O-U-L.
	Are you soulless?
	I don't know, man.
	No, no, I'm not soul.
	I got soul coming out my damn toes.
	Really?
	But you didn't care that the episode wasn't synced up.
	Yeah, well, my eyes are also very weird.
	Oh, so you're blaming your squinty eyes?
	Yes.
	And also everything when I'm growing up as a Japanese man, fully Japanese man, when people talk like this, that's all I know.
	I see.
	I get it.
	Very funny.
	Thank you.
	Here's an important lesson, folks, at home.
	With your business, be a consumer of your own business.
	Be an undercover boss.
	Subscribe to Sen.
	I subscribe to Censor.tv.
	I pay money.
	I want to make sure the payment processing works.
	I use the app.
	When I ran Vice, I had a subscription to Vice, and I would read it as an outsider.
	And I would learn from that.
	When I had a restaurant, I would eat at the restaurant all the time.
	I wouldn't tell the co-owner when I was coming.
	I wanted to taste the food.
	You have to experience your product.
	So you should be watching sensor.tv as much as possible.
	And you should be reading the comments.
	And then you should freak the fuck out when you see that the lips aren't synced up.
	By the way, dude, you kept saying, oh, I didn't do it because I didn't want to lose the comments re-uploading it.
	You don't have to lose the comments.
	We do.
	No, we don't.
	The new one doesn't let you re-upload.
	I just talked to our tech guy.
	I said, we can retain the comments.
	Yeah, you just upload over the top of the existing one, then clear the game.
	You tell me we can't do that.
	Last I heard.
	Okay, I never heard that update.
	That was something brand new that he must have done because he's like, I have not built the system to...
	I can always move the comments to the final episode once we're done or even merge comments from two videos into one.
	That is news to me.
	Yeah, but why is it news to you?
	I don't know.
	Maybe because this has not come up.
	He's probably done this in the past two weeks.
	No, no, you ask him, though.
	You don't sit there and go, can't do that.
	Like, how about this?
	Hey, dude, I want to re-upload the thing.
	Is there a way we can retain the comments?
	Could I cut and paste them?
	Can I fix this problem?
	Hmm.
	Simple.
	It's called caring.
	I think that's your problem.
	You don't want to be an employee.
	Employees just, they don't move up.
	They don't get equity in the company.
	They don't move forward.
	You want to be a consumer, someone who cares.
	That's how you get a promotion.
	I find it interesting that 500 plus days of COVID have yet to see one photo of an overrun hospital.
	Yeah, I've heard a lot of people saying this.
	They say, okay, if the hospitals are so packed, can I see a photo?
	And every time we see a photo, it's a fake one from like four years ago.
	So where's the overrun hospitals, please?
	Yet one hour after we pull our troops from Afghanistan, we have high-def videos of people trying to hang on to a military jet.
	No one finds that odd?
	Great letter, great point.
	Just had a thought experiment for Gavin.
	You're not allowed to be in this, I guess, Ryan.
	Let's say you wanted to get back to having mainstream appeal and not be a pariah anymore.
	Totally and utterly impossible.
	Will never happen.
	No celebrity will ever respond to me ever again to the day I die.
	I don't care, but that's a fact.
	Let's also assume you had no self-respect and were willing to shamelessly self-flagellate to do so.
	What do you think you would have to do?
	There's nothing I could possibly do.
	And it's good, too.
	I mean, you end up right now, the people that call, like Dove Charney, all the people around me are ride or die niggas.
	And I know they could help me bury a body.
	I had all of the fat trimmed, all of the people that weren't my real friends are gone.
	And that's great.
	Because when you have a problem, you just go to your phone and someone is there who has your back.
	And I may need that one day if I get arrested or I end up some bullshit Roger Stone scenario like Nick Fuentes is about to be in.
	I know I'll be surrounded with people that are badass that I can trust.
	That's a rare gift.
	So yeah, I could openly denounce the Proud Boys, cut all ties with Max and John.
	You go on a media tour, evils of right wing, would you basically just have to turn into Miles McInnes?
	No.
	So to answer your question, absolutely not.
	I could take a class.
	Remember that guy who said, I am racist and I'm going away to a camp to learn how to do it?
	I could do that thing like that stupid Italian ex-skinhead does.
	Prison Piccolini?
	Picinachini.
	Where I like help people undo their hate?
	You'll notice he only deals with white males.
	There's no like getting you out of jihad or getting black people to stop hating white people.
	Nah.
	But I couldn't do that.
	And I think Miles, Miles, I think Milo is a little naive.
	I think he thinks this is a stage.
	But no, all you can do is go independent.
	And it's great being independent.
	It's great having a network and being able to say what you want.
	It's very cathartic.
	And it's profitable, too.
	I mean, it worked for Cumia, worked for Glenn Beck, and it's working here.
	Afternoon, Herman and Lily.
	I don't get that joke.
	Do you?
	No.
	Okay.
	Let me see.
	The meandering is constantly being compared to the Civil War.
	They call it the worst attack on our democracy since the Civil War.
	Can you explain to me, please, how the Civil War was an attack on our democracy?
	Who's democracy?
	Who is ours?
	Yeah.
	It wasn't really about, I guess it was about democracy in a sense that the North said to the South, you have to abolish slavery.
	And the South said, I don't care what you're telling me to do.
	Don't tell me what to do.
	You could have said, the North could have said everyone has to brush their teeth in the South twice a day.
	And the South would lose 620,000 men.
	They're basically Scottish.
	So they're saying that's not an attack on democracy, actually.
	In a way, in a sick way, you could say the North telling the South what to do is an attack on democracy.
	Dear Gavin, and my guy, Stephen Colbert, decided to actively call the meandering equal to the Taliban takeover.
	I knew that was coming.
	I think this is called Jumping the Shark.
	He's right.
	We have had troops there for 20 years.
	They fought.
	They sacrificed.
	Their families sacrificed so that we wouldn't have a terrorist attack in America planned in a foreign country.
	Why should our soldiers be fighting radicals in a civil war in Afghanistan?
	We've got our own on Capitol Hill.
	Benton Biden pointed out.
	You know what?
	Why should they be killing jihadists when they could kill Nick Fuentez, Gavin McInnes, and Milo and Alex Jones?
	That's who our troops should be shooting in the head.
	I like how the immediate reaction is laughter.
	Yes, shoot them in the head.
	It goes to clapping.
	They're jihadists.
	Alex Jones is a jihadist.
	Shoot him in the head.
	Laughing first.
	They don't even believe that shit.
	And they clapped the way.
	Oh, we're supposed to clap.
	Kill us.
	Kill me.
	Then Biden pointed out the U.S. did everything we could for the Afghans.
	We gave them every tool they could need.
	We paid their salaries.
	Provided for the maintenance of their air force.
	We gave them every chance.
	That's horse for their own future.
	We could not provide them.
	The Kabul Army lost way more than we did.
	Just a thought.
	Maybe we should have checked with the Afghan army if they had the will before we gave them the tools and the weapons.
	Because now the Taliban has the will and the weapons.
	And the former Afghan army soldiers are at home rubbing miracle grow on their face, trying to squeeze out a beard by dawn.
	In the end, Biden argued that whenever we pulled out, the Taliban would have taken over.
	Okay, so why were we there in the first place?
	That's really what it comes down to.
	That's why they're comparing the far right, or not even the far right, fuck, the mildly right to terrorists and calling it domestic terror and a white nationalist insurgency, because they want us dead.
	They don't want to argue.
	They don't want to debate.
	They want the right to die.
	This is like the worst divorce ever where you hear the guy talking about killing his wife or you hear the wife talking about poisoning her husband.
	This is a very messy divorce in America.
	Well, let's make that the clip of the day, by the way.
	Stephen Colbert.
	Yep.
	Drunky and chinky.
	Let this moment ring for all eternity.
	The left is strangely silent or are already making excuses for Pashtakistan.
	When the conversation finally gets back to it, we can use this against them.
	If we give the Taliban Blackhawks, I can have a motherfucking AR-15.
	Hell, full Otto Thompsons all around.
	Okay.
	I sort of get that.
	Here's a meme of Trump telling Biden to go home.
	We had an election that was stolen.
	You have to go home now.
	We have to have peace.
	We don't want anybody hurt.
	It's a very tough period of time.
	Wait, I thought Trump was responsible for the insurrection.
	Here he is telling people to go home.
	I'm sorry to ruin the joke, but we can't play into the hands of these people.
	We have to have peace.
	Okay, let's end the mailbag with an interesting alligator attack.
	I love those.
	It's a woman doing a man's job.
	No?
	This is the next one.
	This is the guy, by the way, who said the network's over and we should just quit.
	Remember that?
	Adam is his name?
	And he sends like, I'd say, five emails a day for this dead network that sucks.
	Extra spunky alligator.
	I like the thumbnail.
	Back.
	No.
	You got him.
	Good work.
	Oh, shit.
	Oh, ow, ow.
	Okay.
	Get me out of the way.
	Wait.
	Go back.
	Go back.
	So she's confidently, she's a kick-ass chick.
	This is feminism to a T, right?
	She's confidently holding him back.
	Like, I got this.
	How many times have you seen women do that?
	Go to some big guy.
	Yo, you need to shut your mouth or I will fucking shut it for you.
	Talking like that to some giant black dude is just like, so there she is with an alligator.
	Hey, cool it, cool it.
	It's an apex predator.
	You should be shitting your pants.
	I'll tell you what.
	You hold your hand like that and go, don't worry, I got it.
	I'm a badass bitch.
	He's going to go chomp.
	And then he's going to spin and rip your hand off.
	Yeah.
	Go back.
	No, no, back.
	Hey, cool it.
	Cool it.
	I got you.
	There we go.
	Oh, fuck.
	No, I don't.
	Oh, shit.
	Okay, that really hurts.
	Now she's trying to rip her hand off.
	So she has to go with him.
	So then she's like, can you get on him?
	I'm not strong enough.
	Is he an employee?
	Now he's fucked.
	Does he work there?
	Oh, I don't know.
	Is that just a dad?
	My dad might just be.
	Came to look at the alligators and she was being too cool.
	Like, I'm not sure I'm strong enough to stop an alligator from spinning.
	That's their forte.
	That's why she got the legs wrapped around, at least.
	Now what does he do?
	She's safe.
	She pulled him into that.
	Doesn't that sum up feminism?
	They do something stupid, they get in danger, they call for a man, and now we're fucked.
	Now let me try to coach you through this exotic animal that you came here to see because you're so unfamiliar with the animals.
	I think you're right.
	I think that's just a random dad.
	Hey, she's dead, you call in West Valley, shaking the car out.
	I would punch her in the face.
	I think it's...
	Is it legal to punch someone in the face if they make you risk your life with an alligator?
	I think that's okay.
	I would just be like, I'm really, sorry.
	This just has to be done.
	It's post-self-defense.
	Sorry.
	All right, let's go to the final video.
	Enki dokey.
	That's a good song.
	Yeah.
	I don't like the lyrics, but it's good.
	Can you...
	Oh, why?
	Because you're shitty in it?
	What are the lyrics with you?
	Ryan is sad because you didn't have a dad.
	His daddy ran away when he found out he was gay.
	And then Gavin's alright.
	Actually, that's better than what happened.
	Your dad didn't have a reason.
	Well, he left in case I was gay, and he happened to be right.
	He doesn't care if you're gay.
	He doesn't care if you live or die.
	Oh, I don't hate to gay.
	Is gay something?
	Oh, no.
	I'm not interested in having Orion.
	I told him, I was like, I am having a baby.
	And he was like, he's like, cool.
	Wow.
	Do I get to hold the baby?
	I was like, no, you don't have a lot of practice, but give it a shot.
	Sure.
	And then you go, I get it.
	He's, you know, he's a wanderer.
	He doesn't want to have the kid.
	He just fucked to Puerto Rican by mistake and he wants to be a free spirit.
	Oh, no.
	I got married.
	I have lots of kids.
	I love being a dad, just not to you.
	I would throw away a career for like a good kid anytime.
	Oh, yeah.
	No, no, I bust my ass buying my kids' presents.
	I don't like Ryan to touch.
	He touched my drone once.
	He broke it.
	So I don't like him.
	Best grandpa ever.
	He's a grandpa.
	Yeah.
	Grandpa Katsu.
	Yeah.
	That's my dad.
	Let me just talk about myself for a second.
	Remember yesterday we found that video of me doing plain stuff and it's in French?
	The mainstream media, whatever, the machine, the deep state, blew me up with a bomb.
	But they didn't kill me.
	My fragments went everywhere.
	And now I'm spread all over the internet, little like ghosts.
	It's like fossils or something.
	Like daily motion.
	I was talking about the sketch I did years ago where I pretended I was this slapstick guy.
	It didn't do very well.
	I thought it was awesome though.
	Have you seen this?
	No.
	Last Pictures probably doesn't want anything to do with it.
	It's said in the British vocabulary now.
	You know, if something goes wrong to you, write in the Queen's Onions.
	Write in the Queen's Onions.
	Write in the Queen's Onions.
	Right in the Queen's Onions.
	Right in the Queen's Onions.
	Write in the Queen's Onions.
	It's a sentence that has three generations of British laughing.
	Get rid of me.
	From the first time it appeared on Benny Hill to the skit's final appearance in 1986.
	What appeared to be a disposable little joke defined Great Britain for half a century.
	It's a mixture of sadness and surprise.
	And here are some classic examples of that look.
	Few thought the sketch would continue, but 20 years later, there it was.
	Right in the Queen's Onions, defined 1970s Britain and seemed to be the great unifier that brought old and young to forgot about this.
	My old friend Nigel Norris.
	I was watching I hate the movies, but Ice Age.
	But I was watching it and kind of going in and out, falling in and out of sleep.
	I was with a girl and she wanted to see it and I hated the movie, but I wanted to appease her.
	And there's this scene where I forgot what character it is, but he's like moving along and he hits his nuts on some iceberg thing.
	Oh!
	Right, Nicola's onions.
	Nigel Norris!
	It just blew me away, man.
	It's funny where things pop up.
	It's like Nigel Norris has become a meme, you know, like he was actually one of the first memes.
	A lot of women I know are specifically inspired by him and his ability to bring comedy to this physical place.
	Because most of our comedy is just with our bodies and losing weight and getting really skinny, which we also find like a really funny, fabulous, amazing thing.
	You look at it and you just think, oh, there's a guy getting hit in the nuts.
	But everything was clinical and scientific.
	And, I mean, it's math.
	You know, what he did was algebra, you know, meets geometry.
	And then there's like cosine and a rhombus, probably.
	When one looks at Norris's life's work, one has to see it as profoundly British.
	And of course, the reason why it made such an impact was because it dealt with the United Kingdom's ethos, which is and always will be class.
	The hoi polloi saw it as a mockery of the monarchy, whereas the upper classes saw it as a parody of how they were perceived.
	Though everyone assumed Norris was English, he was in fact Scottish.
	Few people knew this because of Norris's extremely reclusive nature.
	After Benny Hill was cancelled in 1989, Norris moved to Canada where he remains today.
	Our film crew caught up with Norris at his home in the forest of British Columbia in a final attempt to discover what was so special about this ridiculous phrase.
	Get that fucking thing off.
	You're rolling.
	You got this, right?
	See the Queen's onions.
	That was one fucking stupid joke made 50 years ago that became just a pain in my arse, pain in my family's ass, pain in my fucking grand's ass, by the way.
	She's kind of going down Kelvin Grove Row without people yelling about the Queen's bloody onions.
	What got weird for me was when the big, big fucking Ivory Tower Academic Scotland started intellectualising it and saying, oh, it's about class, and he's taking a piss out the fucking Queen and all that.
	I'm for Scotland, by the way, right?
	I don't give a shit about the Queen.
	It's not relevant to me.
	I'm not into class.
	In Glasgow, you don't have classes.
	We're all scum, you know?
	Can you do it for us?
	Queen's Onions.
	Yeah.
	I haven't done this in about 12 years.
	Since 1986.
	Alright.
	Alright.
	She's walking down the street.
	Matter of fact, imagine a bowler hat.
	I wish I had...
	I no longer have a hat for obvious reasons, right?
	It is in the museum in Glasgow called the People's Palace.
	But I've got bowler hat on, umbrella in hand.
	Maybe everything I say.
	Pretty good, huh?
	Yeah.
	See, I'm not funny.
	I'm an artist.
	That's gone now.
	Did you actually cry?
	I don't think so.
	But I was looking up other videos to show the kids, and altcensored.com came up.
	Have you heard of this before?
	What is this?
	I don't fucking know.
	Alts.
	Wow.
	Is it like a YouTube for alt-right people that were censored?
	Yeah.
	I don't know.
	I see a lot of vaccine, a lot of things.
	7,000 videos.
	It's not alt-right.
	Everyone looks pretty mainstream there.
	Don't tread on me.
	These are the contributors?
	Yeah.
	So they just mirrored my page, my YouTube page, because I don't know where to get those videos anymore.
	I checked BitChute and they didn't have this old, old stuff.
	And I was going to see a band called Stiff Little Fingers before that, and these little kids swarmed around me.
	They're like, do you want to see the bond?
	And I'm like, yeah.
	Ava tech at here.
	They're midgets, by the way.
	And I'm fucking scared of kids.
	I'll tell you why.
	They will cut your throat, and it's just a video game to them.
	Like, I have kids and a wife.
	I'm dying.
	I've never, they won't have a father.
	He's fucking talking his head off as he dies.
	Look at him.
	You don't know what you've done.
	Let's end with something better.
	Less gabby.
	A cop told me about this site.
	We've discussed it before, crazyshit.com.
	I kind of avoid it because there's a lot of porn on that, and I don't want to beat off to it.
	But they have these videos called Manic Mondays.
	There's Manic Mondays, there's Taco Tuesdays, which I think is all porn clips.
	But Manic Mondays is pretty good.
	And it's a fun little video to end with because it's so over the top.
	Uh-oh.
	Is that crack?
	Was this called Manic Monday?
	This is called Mental Monday.
	Oh, yeah, Mental Monday.
	Sorry.
	Good.
	Because they also have these crack compilations of people on crack, and I thought I sent the wrong video.
	But this is just one of the many things.
	Turn it up.
	Looks like it feels really good, though, doesn't it?
	Mental Monday.
	Sorry, I got it wrong.
	You know what this, where he's going?
	Bye.
	Oh, this one's hard to watch.
	She's beautiful.
	There we go.
	Maybe I should have had a warning before I went this out.
	Oh, yeah, of course.
	Yeah, warning.
	Yeah, sorry.
	See, this is why I kind of avoid this site.
	It's a bit much.
	Yeah, it's.
	Like, you'll see someone die on it.
	Oh, look at this one.
	That's my kind of guy.
	Yeah.
	No, just to make sure he's not bleeding to death.
	That guy's fun.
	This guy's too fun.
	Yeah, that's the problem with crazy shit.com.
	It's often too good.
	Come on, guys.
	It's normal.
	Why is she a special talent?
	What's that?
	That's a special talent that you can stick that all the way to the back of your neck.
	Tom, I feel like you haven't done it before, man.
	Oh, this one's harsh.
	Can I just buy you booze, dude?
	That does make me want to drink whiskey, though, for some strange reason.
	Oh, this, a cop sent me this.
	Okay, wait, stop with that.
	What the fuck did you think was going to happen?
	Go back, go back.
	Are you surprised, sir?
	I'm going to have a large plastic glass of beer in a mosh pit.
	You're in it.
	If you're at the stage, you're in it.
	I think he was asking for this.
	He was like, I'm in the wrong place.
	I'm just waiting for the wrong time.
	Oh, maybe.
	Boom, boom.
	That went way better the next time.
	I need to watch that 900 times.
	It's so perfect.
	Boom, boom.
	Dude, can we just have that on a loop in the studio just playing it all the time?
	That should.
	Yeah, that should.
	I love how the guy's oblivious too.
	He's like, I don't even know what I did.
	Yeah.
	He just notices his arm is wet.
	Wait, go to her saying goodbye.
	It's funny, too.
	Is nine inches too big?
	Is my dick acceptable?
	Gorgeous stuff.
	Let's make that a clip of the day, too, the beer one.
	Okay.
	You're writing all this down?
	So, yeah, we had a lot of discoveries today.
	We realized there's some, the one drop rule dominating the American conversation is based on a myth.
	That's retarded.
	And then we also learned that I think there's some masochistic women out there that are knowingly walking into a volcano, sacrificing themselves like they're a member of some bizarre sick cult.
	And they are.
	And that sick cult is called liberalism in America.
	We should try to rescue as many as we can from joining that cult.
	But once they're in, bye-bye.
	Have fun in the volcano pit.
	Don't call me back.
	You're gone.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.
	And never stop fighting.
	I got five ways.
	Tap him with his knockers.
	He was looking at me sideways.
	I pulled up just to file ladies.
	I'm out of night late.
	I put on this movie like some others waiting on their tribe.
	If you try to dive and pick your boys, then I got five ways.
	He was looking at me sideways.
	I pulled up just a five ladies.
	I'm out of night late.
	I put us through it like some mothers waiting on their tribe.

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