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July 23, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S04E14 - DEFEND THE CHILDREN
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Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Devin McGuinness.
Don't put another dime in the jukebox typical 80s crap, but that chorus is fucking catchy.
Don't put another dime in the jukebox.
That's the flirts who they sum up the peak for women's fashion, which was the 80s, the bobby socks and the heels.
Lori Lightfoot could be wearing bobby socks and heels, and I would get a boner.
I wouldn't be happy about it.
I'd be like, what's the matter with you?
But the flirts, Google image them.
Women just wore high-heeled shoes all the fucking time back then.
Little fingerless lace gloves.
Fun little hats.
That's how my wife dressed when I met her in 2000, 2001, right before September 11th.
Maybe that was God telling me not to marry her.
They were just like...
Like, they talk about sex positive, but the 80s was very sexual, almost to a fault.
When I was 12, me and my buddy Donnie, we thought we were hot.
Like, we would wear like half shirts and coral necklaces and short shorts, and we'd pose in photos like sexy guys because Burt Reynolds was in Playgirl, and men were considered sexy.
And so were women.
Sex was just everywhere.
Did you literally arrive here a couple hours ago?
Yes, we certainly did.
This is Andrea.
Oh, they're flirting.
Did I do it right?
Yes, you did.
You know, what always throws me is either Andrea or Andrea, and this is Andrea.
Andrea.
Great topic.
Good interview.
Oh my gosh, a redhead.
Oh.
Is that a redhead or is that a redhead?
Are you from Los Angeles?
Yes, I am.
All right.
Names, please.
This is Hope Raymond.
What a terrible interviewer.
He is.
Sex is like not a big deal.
He's talking about their names?
Rebecca Sullivan.
Hello, Rebecca.
Like, she's not even hot, and she's just so sexual.
It's a lot better than a stray cat's for me, guys.
And you can make jokes like that.
You know what?
I just sent you this, actually.
It was from Great Little Britain.
And it was their whole, I'm a lady thing.
And it's mocking trans women because they're funny.
You look funny.
And the fact that you're pretending that you're normal makes us laugh.
Lovely looking lady.
You embarrass me.
I'm not going to powder my nose.
Here.
You want to be careful with that one.
She's gorgeous.
You know, what's we buying?
I'm off for a slash.
That's how my dad talked to me.
Gorgeous.
Oh, you're gorgeous.
It's got a sheet of lead in it.
It deflects the radiation.
But I believe it.
I don't have it tested.
Okay, that's enough of that.
You got it.
Hey, look up way away.
We got a letter about this that I forgot to fucking read on the air.
I didn't have a chance to.
It's this couple.
It might be two words or one word.
I'm not sure.
But check for the mailbag for a letter from about way away.
It's this couple who go on a trip.
It's Europe.
They're going to Europe for a year.
Yay, fun.
You should be kind of wary if your husband's really into vlogging.
Hey, everyone, I'm back.
You're a fag.
You're back to being a homosexual, basically.
So they go away, and they, there they go.
Look at him.
Look at the wall behind him.
That's his inspiration board.
All right.
Alrighty.
And even if that's her doing that, as a dude, you should go, hey, can you not put all your fashion pictures all over the living room, please?
I mean, you have your little nook in our bedroom there.
Put them there.
Guys are coming over.
It looks gay.
I think it is leaving December 28th of this year.
Be in Iceland for New Year's.
Hopefully see the Aurora Borealis.
That'd be nice.
And then we'll fly to Seafro and make our way down to Spain where we intend to see.
When you think of Reykjavik, the first thing you should think of is it's a big drinking town.
This is going to be fun.
We'll get wasted.
I hope at four in the morning when I go outside my tent for a pee, I see the Aurora Borealis.
That's my goal when I travel, is to see God's beautiful curtains.
Madrid is gay.
You should go to Barcelona.
London, you should be excited about the pubs in East London and stuff.
Anyway, I'm off of the tangent here.
So scroll through a bit.
So as our subscriber pointed out, look at that.
Take lots of pictures of me.
Here I am with the monkeys.
Mexico.
No helmet.
I won't die.
When you look in her eyes, you can tell her pussy has never been eaten.
Because gays will suck tits.
They'll fuck you from behind.
But eating a pussy is for straight men, straight men alone.
Look at her.
You're just thinking of cocks right now.
Shut the fuck up, bitch.
Organic farms, vineyards, teaching English.
Whatever.
Is she still talking?
Her breath doesn't even smell bad.
This fucking stinks.
I wish I had a dick in my hand.
The dream.
A pair of balls in my face.
Get lost, kidnapped, and raped.
The dream.
Can we go to the border of Pakistan?
I don't know.
It's pretty dangerous up there.
What about Afghanistan?
Who knows what could happen?
Somalia?
Let's go to Africa.
So anyway, that's video one, right?
And they're every day, every day, every day, every day, every day.
And then there's like a two-year break, and then she comes on.
You know who I look like right now?
That dude from the Canadian, or from Shark Tank, who's the Canadian guy?
You know, the tech dude who has this exact hairdo?
Rob.
The guy at the end.
Yeah, the guy at the end who's super nice and is never mean to anyone.
Yeah, because he's a Slav.
I look like the nice Shark Tank guy.
He looks like a handsome Robin Williams.
Thank you.
Well, you don't, but he does.
Your hair does.
That's what Justin Thoreau said.
He goes, I look at you and I'm so jealous from about here to here and then it stops.
Anyway, Slavs, Slavs, why did you say that?
He had a documentary thing where he goes back to his hometown and he starts crying.
Yeah, but why'd you say Slavs are nice?
I don't know.
They're just kind of, they're nice.
They're simple, right?
Well, they're pussies, and they've never really had, I mean, the word slave comes from Slavs, so they've been victims since the beginning of time.
There's no, as my father-in-law would say, there's no Slavic generals that come to mind.
And Polish doesn't count.
But they say that people prefer narrow heads because they tend to be nicer, and wide heads tend to be the bully and more aggressive.
And people, even like babies, are wary of wide and prefer narrow.
But Slavs have wide heads.
They got those big cheekbones.
Anyway, sorry.
So then she appears and she goes, hey, we're here.
I've been busy.
We actually got kind of divorced because he discovered that he's trans.
Yay.
He wasted 10 years of her fucking life.
Flushed down the toilet.
Now, you got to have a better gay dar than that.
If your husband dry heaves when he eats you out, there's probably something going on.
I knew a girl who was dating a gay, married to a gay, and I told you this before.
He scheduled the pussy eating Saturdays at 11 p.m.
You know when I schedule pussy eating?
Anytime I'm allowed down there, 24 hours a day, wake me up in the middle of the night if you want your pussy eating.
I'll go, what you got to say?
Stay positive, ladies.
Oh, this is Ashley.
It's been a while.
I'm glad to see you guys.
I can tell by my crow's feet that he took the best years of my life.
I thought that I would give you guys a little bit of an update of what happened to the way away.
In December of 2017, my husband of 10 years at the time, 11 years, told me that he was transgender.
At the time, I had no idea what that meant.
This is like my motto these days, which is, where is your anger?
Where is your rage?
Like, hate has no home here.
Fuck hate.
Where's anger?
Where's rage?
Anger is an energy.
Get mad.
I'm telling you, every time I look around, I see someone yelling.
The guy yelling is always right.
You should be furious right now.
A rape is traumatic.
It ruins probably your sex life forever.
I'm sure it haunts you for at least a decade.
But it's only five minutes of hell.
He took 10 years of your life.
I mean, would you rather be raped or have 10 years of your life be a total facade?
I don't know.
I'd maybe put some aura gel on my anal lips.
Have a six-pack.
Anagel.
Just lie there and think of England.
Meant?
Neither of us knew what that meant for us or how things would transpire.
For two years, we continued to travel full-time, run a business the way away, all while trying to figure out what this meant for our family.
There's nothing to figure out.
You got fucked over by a fag.
The end.
Get mad at him.
Chris Jenner should sue Caitlin Jenner for rape.
You made me suck a woman's dick for 10 years.
We were best friends, really great business partners, and we loved traveling the world and sharing it with you guys.
But over time and many realizations of individual goals, intentions, and desires, it became very apparent that we were going in very different directions.
There was a lot of honest pain and heartache during this time.
It's really not easy to feel like you.
Folks at home, the second your significant other says the word trans and it involves them, stand up and walk out the door.
Don't block them on your phone.
When I say don't, I forget the don't.
I'm turning into Joe Biden.
Block their calls.
You don't want to hear from them ever again.
Don't hear their side of the story.
Don't continue to travel.
Don't try to figure it out.
Computer, stop.
Did you turn around and walk away?
Why did computer come to life?
Did I say the word computer?
You did just twice just then.
So she's listening now.
Okay, so this dummy living, this is the problem with clown world where everyone goes, oh, my husband's a woman?
Well, let's try to figure that out and see if we can work around it.
I mean, you're the ones who say you're born gay.
So what is this woman supposed to do?
Become a lesbian?
All right, so she goes on trying to figure it out And she sugarcoats it with, like, we went our separate ways.
And now people go, I want to see this guy.
Now, I think he's under the impression that they want to see him because they miss him.
So, no, dude, we want to see you because you're a freak.
Just like that intro sketch.
Let's see him.
Nice tits.
You look like something from Lord of the Rings.
Yeah, actually.
Yes.
You look like a weird elf woman, man, fag.
Take it in.
Hello.
Hi, dude.
I haven't seen you in a long time.
Hi, hippie, doing a high-pitched voice.
It's been a while.
Are you in a metal band?
Are you the bases for Dawkin?
Look up the bases for Dawkin.
I'm just guessing they look exactly the same.
Metalheads must be getting kind of pissed off, too, because people will see them and go, oh, are you trans?
No, I'm a fucking badass Satanist murderer.
I'm in cannibal corpse, you dick.
I'm in Deicide.
I'm in obituary.
Yeah.
Like, what's the difference?
Was that just a shot in the dark?
Total shot in the dark.
It's pretty close.
I think Dawkin has more makeup on.
Yeah.
Awesome.
I see some eyeliner.
Yeah.
Who would you rather fuck?
The shirts are stunningly similar.
Yeah.
Well, Dawkin has more jewelry on.
You're not a woman.
You're glam.
You're hair metal.
That's eerie.
Go ahead.
Pretty damn close for a shot in the damn dark.
Anyway, what are you talking about?
Yeah, the last video we filmed for this channel was in October, and that's when we arrived in Seattle.
So about a month ago, Ashley put up a goodbye video, and it was really lovely.
So many people were so encouraging.
Why?
Yeah, and a lot of people are encouraged.
Why were they encouraging?
Like, I don't care that you're a homo.
Why did you waste her time?
There should be some retribution for that.
There's got to be some sort of at least ostracization or something.
Like.
You're a liar.
You're a big liar.
My children are ostracized by Karens in our community.
And this guy is a hero?
Huh?
Would have liked to have seen me.
And because, you know, my original plan was to kind of just ride off into the sunset.
And...
I don't know how to ride a horse.
I don't know.
I thought I'd take this opportunity to say hello one last time and goodbye because, you know, we didn't really say much about it.
So if you're new here, if you're seeing this video, there was some drama.
If you haven't seen the video that Ashley posted, it's a great video.
I think she did a really good job of wrapping it up.
But I wanted to take this opportunity to say goodbye myself.
So, you know, what happened?
10 years of marriage.
Until the way away.
What's the real truth about what happened?
It's pretty clear what happened.
There's no mystery there.
All right.
This brings us to this, yeah.
Spoiler alert, my face.
Everything that you're looking at.
If anyone's wondering why we're not married anymore, you might want to open your eyes and look at me.
This happened.
Oh, my God.
I've been meaning to get to this for a while now, but jump to 2-7.
Because this is such a...
I wanted to carve out some time for this because it's such a perfect example of this fucking retarded clown world we're in.
This is the person identified as having exposed her penis to children at the Wii Spa.
It goes by the name of Precious.
Could you possibly be less precious than that?
I mean, I'm not exaggerating.
What's less precious than this?
Fuck you.
I'm going to cut you.
We did cover this, which is good, though.
I know, no, no.
We briefly covered it.
And we showed this guy, right?
So let's take a step back because there's been some developments.
There was some rioting outside of WeSpa we never spoke about.
So here's the truth.
That man waved his dick at a young black girl.
The mother was furious.
She filmed it and said, fuck this place.
The spa said, sorry, those are our rules.
That woman that you're looking at now has the right to dangle his penis in front of your children.
She says, fuck that, that's bullshit.
Conservatives go to protest the spa and say, we don't want penises in children's faces.
Pretty old-fashioned.
That's modern conservatism.
You're thinking outside the box if you say that.
Antifa takes all of this as anti-trans.
So they go to protest it.
Proud boys show up to defend the Christians who aren't into penises and kids.
So the truth is, Proud Boys went to defend children.
Actually, what does it say in front of the old bill?
That's a courthouse in London where Tommy was arraigned, and it says something like, must protect the children and the poor at all costs or something like that.
Look that up.
So the Proud Boys go to defend the honor and the rights of a child.
And they say, this child can't fight for herself.
So we're fighting for her and saying, don't rape kids.
Basically, right?
The narrative becomes Proud Boys are anti-trans and they're there because they don't want trans people to exist or they're less than, you know, all their silly jargon.
Defend the children of the poor and punish the wrongdoer.
Defend the children of the poor.
Children of the poor.
I'll look it up later.
And punish the wrongdoer.
That's what Proud Boys were doing.
They were defending the children and trying to punish the wrongdoer.
Not even punishing the wrongdoer.
They were just focusing on defending the children.
So a fight breaks out at the OK Corral.
And again, it's these damaged feminists, like that poor woman we just saw, right?
She's sitting there because of trans, smiling As someone flushed her, not just 10 years, her best years.
She's got no kids.
They ruined her life.
Her whole reason of existing is gone now.
You can see her crow's feet.
She's probably 35, getting near 40, too late for kids.
That homosexual fucked her over.
And she's smiling through it.
And these girls are also feminists, liberated from the kitchen.
These are the same, this is the same demographic that's burning down churches in Canada.
And this guy shows up and he says, hey, I support the idea of not dangling a dick in front of a kid's face.
And what do they do?
I'm not attacking you.
I'm not hurting you.
I'm asking you a question.
Are you here because you learn trans rights and women's rights?
Not anything else.
How tired he is of this shit.
As a female, I'm going to find both female and trans, and I'm not binary.
I have the right to be in space.
Isn't that an interesting pause that she immediately jumps to herself?
So this is about a kid, sexual innocent, being safe.
And she jumps to her stupid reaction.
She says she's a female and trans, by the way, but then she occurred to me.
I'm biased.
Yeah.
So she's not even trying to be a guy.
Fuck off.
I'm a thing.
Trans woman needs to be in a woman's space to be safe.
That is her right.
That is her right.
I am a biological pussy.
You know what's crazy about this, too, is those protesters know the whole story.
And very few, outside of our viewers, very few people have seen the trans woman that this is all about.
They have.
They know it.
They know Z. They know them.
At least you're respecting the pronouns.
What do they think?
It was just like, it was kind of like a dainty one that's just like, oops, I'm sorry.
I'm a lady.
My towel fell.
Well, we know that it wasn't a dainty lady or no one would have known.
Right.
Oh, yeah, you're right.
They would have like quietly changed around in a stall or something.
This was just like, what's up, dudes?
I mean, ladies, my fellow bitches.
I am a biological, pussy-having person, okay?
Me.
Me.
Back to me.
No, it's about defending the children.
Women don't feel safe with male genitalia in their presence.
How about that?
Okay, female genitalia in front of children.
No, that's fine.
That's fine?
Yeah, a changing room in a woman's spa?
In front of children?
I don't know.
What?
It's like, well, if you have your kid in there in the locker room.
Were you just born like one hour ago?
Yeah, if I'm at a public pool and there's a changing room, I couldn't care less if my kids see an adult penis, my son's.
You don't think that's normal?
It's not ideal.
What do you mean, ideal?
It's not ideal.
That's not, if you could opt out of that and say, how about you see no penises?
No, no.
You see tons of penises as a young man in a non-sexual way in a changing room, Ryan.
God damn it.
Did you grow up in a cucumber jar?
Like, don't you know anything?
A pickle jar.
You don't just jar a cucumber.
What do you think a pickle is?
It's a retired cucumber.
Fair enough.
It's a trans pickle.
No, but it's nobody sane has a problem with your eight-year-old girl at a woman's changing room at a public pool or a waters park or something seeing other ladies' tits and pubes.
That's a human body.
We're not talking about that.
We're talking about the disproportionate risk of there being sexual harm done to a child when the genders are reversed.
And we have men's dicks in young girls' faces.
Young girls shouldn't see dicks.
Boys, in an asexual way, yeah, dick it up.
Denitalia mean anything about gender, okay?
Genitalia does not mean if somebody's sexualizing somebody else's genitalia, that's on them.
That's on that woman.
No, no, no.
We don't know what his motives were, and we don't want to risk it.
It's highly possible that he was just changing, and he's under the impression he's a woman, and he wasn't doing anything sexual.
I'm not risking that, thanks.
It's called playing the odds.
Like the fight I had with my daughter.
I'm not saying that a Cub Scout leader is definitely going to rape a kid, but the risks are disproportionately high with that demographic, so why risk it?
It's like Israel.
When you go there, they ask you a few questions.
And they don't have the same kind of screening that it's in many ways, it's more casual than it is in America, but they catch every single terrorist because they're not worried about being politically correct.
They play the odds.
They're not trying to sexually look after her.
So we got a letter about it.
Let me give you a quick synopsis of the WESPA July 3rd protest in L.A. Antifa arrived at 9 a.m. in front of the WESPA, and Patriots trickled in later on 11 a.m.
But we beat one by one without an LAPD presence to neutralize Antifa.
But we beaten one by one?
Please read your fucking letters to me before you hit send.
So that's 2-9.
This is the first video.
I heard Antifa got their ass handed to them by the cops eventually.
That's good to hear.
For a change.
Yeah.
Oh, so that's the live leaker guy, Iced T. Yo, we here in front of the spa.
I'm not going to be doing comments today.
I don't care.
Can you scroll to it getting good?
You know, I got to say, poor We Spa.
Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
If they ban the trans person, then Antifa smashes their windows.
If they don't, kids get raped.
I would just take the broken windows.
All right, that was boring.
I think you young people have too much time on your hands.
Am I supposed to watch all that?
How long was that?
Half an hour?
Well, then on July 17th, the same Antifa presence was met with much more organizing and angry patriot crowd, in addition to the LAPD striking both sides with their batons.
I know it's late.
Many of you guys have been seeing things already happen at Wiesba.
Not the best optics, Antifa.
You're arguing for the rights of trans women to dangle their penises in kids' faces.
I can't believe it never occurred to you that it's normal for kids to be in a changing room with men.
All right, boring.
That was a waste of time.
I have better clips here.
Jump to 3-3.
Antifa gets it in the belly, this says.
That's always good to hear.
I guess this is the Daily Beast would call this, me lusting for violence.
No, I'm lusting for what you call equity in violence, where you guys get a taste of it too.
Oh yeah, that was played a million times.
And again, who is it?
It's Broads.
Fat, out-of-shape women are burning down churches, attacking people, defending trans, defending pedophiles.
Go to 3-4.
Police clash with Antifa counter-protesting at the Wii Spa after several smoke bombs and water bottles were thrown.
So they had two demonstrations about this.
Like, hey, Antifa, if you're doing optics, find like a trans person who is fag-bashed or something and say, this has to stop.
These people are human.
That's a much better cause than that disgusting, psychotic creep with the knife who dangled his dick in front of a child's face.
You're fighting for the rights of pedophiles right now.
They're sick of it, the cops.
And if you go to Daily Mail, this is what the Daily Mail does.
They don't want to get sued, so they can't lie.
So what they do is they have the fag bashers as the header, and they know no one reads to the very bottom, and then at the very bottom, they say the truth.
This is, sorry, 3-2.
LAPD confirms 40 arrested during violent transgender rights protest, where members of Proud Boys and Antifa clashed outside of Koreatown Spa.
Now, when you read that, you just go, oh, okay, so one group wants transgender people to have rights, and one group wants them dead.
Right?
LAPD arrested 40 people.
They clashed.
Videos emerge showing them in full riot gear.
Said a statement on Twitter that smoke bombs and other projectiles were thrown at officers.
And the way that's phrased, it could be proud boys.
Right?
Which it wasn't, but that's the phrase.
So go back to it, and then you scroll down.
By the way, have you noticed that there's no pictures of this fucking guy?
It's all just, he just represents this nebulous concept of transgenderism.
There's that dumb fat bitch getting it in her gun.
What do we got here?
They threw water at me and screamed about Jesus and said, so you're a right-wing freak if you don't want kids getting raped.
Keep scrolling down.
Always tons of weapons confiscated from Antifa.
Never are weapons confiscated from Prowl Boys.
They just use their fists.
And they go to jail for it.
What weapons did Max and John have?
Actually, they were charged with having weapons.
Max was charged with using a deadly weapon, his boot.
And then John was charged with having a deadly weapon.
He happened to have a pocket knife in his pocket that he wasn't using.
It was the same kind of pocket knife used to open envelopes.
But then, so you go the way to the bottom.
Now at the bottom, we're starting to see the truth.
Yeah, look at this.
Then they have an interview with her.
She's black, by the way, but we can't see her.
She's been getting death threats.
Just go up a little, tiny bit.
Suspicion about the authenticity of the video.
What?
Police grew to suspect a hoax after failing to find a witness who saw a trans woman at the spa.
On Saturday, police declared an unlawful.
So now it's all fake?
Wait a minute.
Go up more.
Free-for-all scene.
So now they're claiming that the whole thing is fake?
That's not true.
We have the guy.
This has got to be written by a woman.
Go back to the top.
Christopher Erbhardt and Harriet Alexander.
See, chicks are always involved when it's this kind of bullshit.
So the narrative is just light years away from the truth.
Which brings me to something much bigger.
Remember I told you about that black photographer who wanted my daughter's friend to pose and to DM her?
And I said, I can't get into it because the police are going to do a sting.
I think I've given enough time for the police to do their stinging.
So many years ago, I think it was 2013 or 2008, a guy named William Barlow, go to 3.8.
Six men were arrested for seeking sexual relations with a minor, right?
And this was in Boston.
Five arraigned, one sought after stinging.
Wait, was that 3.5?
3.8.
3.8?
Is that the article I wanted to use?
3.5 is call him out.
All right.
Six men have been charted.
Go back.
Yeah, there we go.
That's what?
3.5?
Okay.
So, six guys there.
Move it over because I'm hiding him.
Look at the black guy.
That's William Barlow, right?
Now, save that face because we're going to do a comparison.
Now, I emailed you a picture of a guy named Sue Hale.
S-U-H-A-Y-L.
There he is.
Now, go back to the other picture.
Go back, back, back, back, if you can do that.
Blink blank, blink, blank would be the sound of it.
We'll do a blink, blank, blink, blank.
Blink, blank, blink, blank.
Like an indicator in French is a clique noton.
Blink.
Clique no ton.
Blanc.
Okay?
Blink.
So that's William Barlow, and he was one of six men arrested.
What's the date on that?
2012?
Yeah, in Boston trying to have sex with minors.
And what the police did is they posed as minors online, and then they'd say, you know, let's fuck.
And the guys would go over there, and then they would arrest them when they arrived at the location because they had all the chat logs.
Now, this guy allegedly, I've got to be careful here, has to register as a sex offender.
And if you go to 3.6, you can see that the Cambridge, Massachusetts registry includes a guy named William Barlow.
He also has his aliases.
Sage, Crispus, Barlow, Will, Azan, Suhale.
Right?
You see Suhale at the end there?
Yeah.
Okay.
Now, let's go to some older thing called Deviation.
Unfortunate name.
And in the photo credits, we have a guy calling himself William in quotes Sue Hale Barlow.
So that's the photo credit right there.
So William Barlow looks like this guy, Sue Hale.
He's a photographer.
William Barlow is then linked to this Instagram account.
Click on that.
Oh.
Okay, so if you go back, he now, he's not there.
He's not linked to William Barlow there.
But if you go to BirdNYC, did I include that link?
Yeah, that's 3.9.
So go to 3.9, and we have this guy, Sue Hale.
Right?
And if you click on that, no, click on his website.
It's got his phone number there, a bunch of stuff.
And what he does is he takes pictures of a lot of dudes, too, to, I believe, to obfuscate it and to make it look like he's just a photographer.
If you are registered as a sex offender or you've ever been arrested for anything involving minors, isn't it the law that you can't go near minors ever again?
It should be.
But go back to his Instagram page.
This guy is constantly photographing young girls.
Look at those girls.
Scroll down some more.
There he is.
That's William Barlow.
That's not William Barlow.
Keep going.
Oh, I think he deleted it.
He had this woman who was almost nude.
And she definitely looks underage.
She's wearing a transparent top.
You can see her nipples.
Oh, I think he's taken it down.
Yeah, he has.
The ones on the top are young as hell.
Yes.
Look at that.
And what does he say there?
What's the caption in that one?
I can't read it.
It wasn't long ago.
It wasn't long ago you.
Here we go.
It wasn't long ago you couldn't stand this close.
The apple is open.
Resume the post, bird.
Per usual, doing the most.
What you want?
Some casual shit?
Mastermind of model.
Good times.
I take my flowers.
I never wait for it.
Make it an orchid.
That's color purple.
Flick.
Whoopee.
If you had to decode that, I take my flowers.
I never wait for it.
You'd never wait for them to bloom?
So I think every single woman he photographs, I want you to do this.
I'm banned from everything.
I want you to go on Instagram and make sure every woman he photographs knows who William Barlow is.
This person has to be exposed.
He's a sexual predator.
And I know a mom who called him on his phone, and he had this total arrogant attitude of like, what the fuck?
Fuck you, bitch.
I'm a photographer.
Mind your own fucking business.
Instead of like what you'd think most pedophiles would be, which is, oh shit, take down my fucking social media.
I don't want to get caught.
I don't want to get arrested.
He should be arrested.
If William Barlow is Sue Hale, and it sure as fuck looks like it is, then he should be arrested.
Why is he around kids?
Why is he around young women?
Defend the children.
So please find him on Instagram, blow up his spot, and make sure all of the models find out who the fuck William Barlow is.
And make sure he doesn't work again.
Why is a pedophile allowed to be near children?
Those girls look like they're fucking 17.
And the girl he approached, the reason this guy came across from my radar is she's 16.
So he was just, I have proof, he was just approaching a 16-year-old.
And he did this thing where he was like, DM me, DM me.
Which I believe is a legal thing where he can say, I didn't contact her.
She contacted me.
Scroll down on that picture.
See, you get this if you Google image him.
Suhail Azan, he's called, which is exactly like that guy next door in Westchester, who was on there complaining about racism in America.
And then one of the housewives researches him and discovers that he was raping prisoners when he worked at fucking Rikers or whatever.
Do you remember that?
Yeah, I keep trying to look for that.
You used to remember the first name.
Ruben Garcia?
Yeah, that's it.
Ruben.
I think I had it here because I like to bring him.
No, he's black.
He's black guy, right?
But it was Ruben.
Here it is.
Ilhan.
Yeah.
Ruben Ila.
R-U-B-E-N-I-L-L-A.
Ruben Ila.
And he was on there talking about racism.
And then one of the housewives researches him and they go, are you not a serial rapist?
Because if you fuck prisoners, consent is impossible.
So you're a rapist.
And he did it more than once.
So this guy's sitting there preaching.
He's got a white girlfriend looking after the white kid.
Who knows how the biological father is?
He must be really happy about a sexual predator living with his son.
And so all the housewives who had been kissing his ass, they love a black man telling them what to do.
It's almost sexual.
They go, that's a very dangerous allegation.
How dare you accuse him of that?
You better know what you're talking about.
And the housewife was like, I do.
She's got to defend the children here.
The liberals, liberals, this is the theme of today's show.
Liberals and political correctness leave our children unsafe.
And this is what was happening.
So he then comes up with a post he puts on next door that says, extreme ownership in all caps.
And he bravely and proudly concedes that he does have a sexual predator past.
And you know what they do?
They say, you are so brave.
Pardon et moi?
You are so brave to own your raping.
What is all this called?
It's what Donald Trump Jr. would call liberal privilege.
Black privilege, too.
Like this guy, Van Jones, 1-8.
Got a good flow going here today.
All the stories are linking together.
It's like an episode of Mr. Show.
Jeff Bezos gave Van Jones $100 million because he wants to support people who are trying to bring the races together.
Van Jones said white people have a virus in their minds.
Click on that?
I thought that came with a video or a picture.
No?
Wait, what's that?
It's not the white racist we have to worry about.
Oh, so he's like, yeah, this is supposed to be defending him, but he's saying that white people are evil, especially white liberals.
They're evil.
So that's a career ruiner.
Imagine I said black people have a virus in their mind.
Well, I mean, I'd have to have my own website where you can only see me behind a paywall and I'd be banned from everything.
So we get banned for much less.
But liberal privilege, black privilege, means they can say something like that and still receive $100 million.
Jeff Bezos must have said to his researchers, hey, can you just Google this guy and make sure he's never fucking raped a kid or something?
I'm about to give him $100 million.
And that must have come up.
I'm sure if you do Van Jones controversy in Google, that comes up.
And he must have went, yeah, everyone likes him.
He's black.
Just do it.
It's not so important what the truth is.
It's not reality isn't important.
It's perception over reality.
And the perception of Van Jones is that he's a good guy who cares.
And he cried once about racism.
Remember that embarrassing fucking...
I want him to get canceled for this just as a dude.
He should be kicked out of the men's club.
That was a 1-7.
The worst cry.
Remember we talked about this before?
No, the I can't breathe.
I couldn't be his friend if we were friends after this.
Well, it's easier to be a parent this morning.
It's easier to be a dad.
It's easier.
This blackting got him the $100 million award.
Fuck the Academy Awards.
You get $100 million in Black Ding if you can fake cry.
And the Bezos goes to Van Jones for crying like a bitch.
It matters.
Crying like a bitch award goes to...
Being a good person.
It matters.
You know, I can't breathe.
That's my favorite.
And it's easier for a whole lot of people.
If you're a Muslim in this country, you don't have to worry if the president doesn't want you here.
If you're an immigrant, you don't have to worry if the president's going to be happier to have babies snatched away.
Babies snatched away.
Just stop.
The fucking narrative of the left, like these lawn signs that say, kindness is everything.
No human is illegal.
Your vocabulary is infantile.
You have an adolescent nomenclature.
Grow the fuck up.
Babies snatched away?
This is sub-Disney.
These are children's fairy tales.
Black Lives Matter?
What the fuck planet are you on?
You think cops don't think Black Lives Matter?
You fucking moron?
That's not how adults think.
Have you ever heard of nuance?
Could you be more fucking juvenile?
The president wants to snatch babies away?
This is for six-year-olds.
You're an imbecile.
Love is love.
Why don't you just say it is what it is?
I'm embarrassed.
Aren't you embarrassed?
No human is illegal.
I just said that.
You know, I'm saying it again because I think it bears repeating.
Puppies are cute.
In this house, we believe puppies are cute.
Hugs feel nice.
Don't be mean.
Jerks are jerks.
Mondays, TGIF.
I like friends.
I don't like enemies.
Back up for no reason.
100 million bucks.
Vindication for a lot of people who have really suffered.
You know, I can't breathe.
You know, that wasn't just George Floyd.
That was a lot of people that felt that they couldn't breathe.
Every day you're waking up.
you're getting these tweets and you just don't know.
And you're going to the store and people who have been afraid to show their racism are getting nastier and nastier to you.
And you're worried about your kids.
And you're worried about your sister.
And can she just go to Walmart and get back into her car without somebody saying something to her?
Well, well, well, we got a nigger in Walmart.
That happens all the time.
Looky here, boys.
It's Rashida Van Jones.
Van Jones' cunt black sister.
That guy's throat would be so sore.
You think you can wander in Walmart.
Are white people even allowed in Walmart?
Yes.
But they have to wear like Tabasco hot sauce sweatpants.
This, hey, man.
Don't front.
There's a lot of hustles out there.
This hustle got him 100 mil more money than he can spend in a lifetime.
For them, it's not a good day.
So, but for a whole lot of people, obviously, it's black privilege is pandering to give Van Jones $100 million.
It's basically saying, I'm not racist.
And I got this vibe at the recent town hall that Joe Biden totally blew.
Holy shit, was it bad?
Don Lemon's not smart.
And you have to be smart to be on the stage with Joe Biden.
You know why?
Because you have to translate what he's saying.
And it's like learning another language.
I believe that I could do it.
I could get on stage with Biden and go, you're talking about the FDA and how it's important young people get the vaccine eventually because we could have a new deviant.
Crowd roars.
It's like a spelling bee.
It's like a riddle.
I speak Biden.
You like Colombo, though.
Like, it takes some powers.
There's one thing that's bothering me.
My wife's a huge fan.
However.
They hire you, but he's highly controversial.
He's not a Biden supporter.
He's banned on every social media.
You know what I should have done?
I created the Proud Boys, but he's the only one qualified.
Don't have me there in person because you'll get too much shit.
But just give me an earpiece for Don.
Oh, he's talking about the FDA.
But look at the way.
So this black privilege, this sort of pandering, this sort of shit-lib safari, look at the way he's talking to Don Lamont in this 1.5.
It's got a real patronizing tone.
Wait, is that the right one?
Are you sure you're at 1.5?
Or if...
Oh, here we go.
You're usually wrong.
Yeah, look.
Just like the other question that's illogical.
And I've heard you speak about it because I'm not being solicitous, but you're always straight up about what you're doing.
And that's whether or not.
You see that?
He doesn't watch Don Lamont.
He doesn't know who the fuck Don Lamont is.
That's just another Van Jones.
I want to direct some goodwill to a famous black person.
Can you find me one?
We got this guy, Don Lamont.
Okay.
I don't give a shit.
Get him out there.
I'll flatter him, and it'll make me look good.
We should be in a position where you are, why can't the experts say we know that this virus is, in fact, it's going to be,
or excuse me, we know why all the drugs approved are not temporarily approved, but permanently approved.
That's underway, too.
I expect that to occur quickly.
Well, that means, you mean for the FDA?
For the FDA.
It's underway.
Okay, that's the test.
Just see if you get the job.
Hoard on.
What was that mean?
Hoard on.
Oh, you're talking to me?
Yeah.
So right now we have the virus is temporarily approved as effective and we're still proceeding with some caution.
He is saying we are not far from a point where this virus, this vaccine is permanently approved and we can go through it on a global stage in a big way.
I actually like what he says when somebody says it.
It's globalism.
I just had a great globalism montage also.
But anyway, go back.
Oh, sorry, sorry.
So let's look at his town hall.
So that was at the town hall that nobody came to.
This is the most popular president in history, biggest voter turnout ever.
Okay, so it'll be bigger than Trump, I assume.
We've seen Trump when he goes to Florida or Long Island or Indiana.
It's Rolling Stones in Rio.
It's just oceans and oceans of people.
So if Biden's better than him, then we should see oceans and oceans and mountains and mountains of people.
No, it looks like a chick from Sleater Kinney is doing an acoustic set in Portland.
It looks like a book reading by who's that level of author?
David Cross.
Amber Tamblin is doing a poetry reading.
That's what that looks like to me.
But go to 1-3.
I think this is a new shirt.
We can't keep up with shirt production here.
Listen to the fucking...
Okay, I mean, you seem, no, it works.
Or the mom and dad.
Or the neighbor, or when you go to church, or when you're...
No, I really mean it.
There are trusted interlocutors.
Think of the people.
If your kid wanted to find out whether or not there were, there's a man on the moon or, you know, something, or, you know, whether those aliens are here or not.
You know, who are the people they talk to beyond the kids who love talking about it?
Are you okay?
I mean, you seem.
No, it works.
Want me to translate that for you?
Good luck, but yes.
We need to start monitoring misinformation, whether it's texts, The internet anywhere because right now, if kids want to find out about space travel or things that seem controversial or even linked to conspiracy theories, they're going to be getting it from bad sources.
So we need to monitor these bad sources to make sure that the information they're getting is true and valid.
And then, of course, while we're there, we'll make sure they don't say anything bad about me or any of my globalist plans.
Let's see him talk to Don Lamon again.
1-4.
The other question is illogical, and I've heard you speak about it because I'm not being solicitous, but you're always straight up about what you're doing.
And the question is whether or not you should be in a position.
Wait, go down this.
He has a whole bunch of them.
No, look, here's the deal.
Moody's today, when our Wall Street firm, not some liberal think tank, said if we pass the other two things I'm trying to get done, we will in fact reduce inflation.
Reduce inflation.
Makes sense.
Reduce more money and reduce inflation.
Good opportunities.
The less value the dollar has, the more value the dollar has.
That's Biden logic.
Go ahead.
Who in fact are going to be reinvested?
I want to see the other one.
But folks, the rest of the world's wondering about us.
Those of you who travel abroad, not a joke.
Not a joke.
You asked, you know, when I went to this G7, all the major democracies, I walked in and I know a lot of them because of my role in the past.
And they walk in and I said, America's back.
And they go, I'm serious, heads of state.
I give you my word as a Biden.
I said, are you really back?
I mean, how can I, we believe you, Joe, but will the country ever get it together?
I talked to Xi.
Xi Jinping.
They said, are you really back?
Because you're not making any sense.
And America is the global laughingstock right now because of this guy.
Right or left.
Go down to 19 to see one of his peers speak exactly like he does.
This is his demographic.
This is who relates to him.
It is whether or not we should be in a position where you are.
Why can't the experts say we know that this virus is in fact we know why all the drugs approved are not temporarily approved,
but permanently approved.
You want him to do so much you can do anything.
Okay, just a couple more because we're getting depressing here.
They play Hail to the Chief when he walks into a room and he says, you know what he says to us?
He says, help.
I don't belong here.
You think that you're laughing at this laughing stock?
Imagine being the actual laughingstock.
I'm petrified up here on stage.
I have no idea what I'm doing.
I have brain damage.
My brain has been in a bowl.
My skull has been removed.
They've played with my brain.
So his brain wasn't in a bowl.
The top of his head was.
And then they popped it back on like a big fat yamuka and sewed him up.
And the doctor said, it's possible you'll start losing motor functions and your ability to think cognitively in about 10 years.
Guess where we are, folks?
We're in a doctor's premonition.
Go ahead.
Turn it up.
Thank you.
Every time I hear that, I wonder when he's coming.
When I hear hail to the chief, I wonder when he's coming.
Where is the chief?
She's behind you, sir.
I'm not the chief, is what he just said to the world.
I wonder when he's coming.
Don't hail me.
I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.
Where's the chief?
This one's interesting.
So, you know, adrenochrome?
There are a lot of some Info News guys.
I know one guy actually who believes in adrenochrome.
And that is they torture children, get the adrenaline going, and then they drink their blood.
It's a crazy fucking theory.
There's 331 million people in America.
I would say 32 believe that the elites suck the blood of children.
They do do blood transfusions with teenage blood, but like drinking the blood of children that have been tortured and then killed, very fucking rare you're going to find someone.
How hard is it to find someone who wants to defund the police?
I'm going to say that's about a third of America.
That's about 100 million people.
So go to 2-1 and we'll see Joe Biden not knowing the difference between 100 million and 35.
Why are people who in the Democratic Party?
Why are people in the Republican Party who think we're sucking the blood on a kid?
I'm not sure.
Are there people in the Democratic Party who know that Republican president?
He walks away in a nailed-it way, like slam dunk.
Yeah, we have people, we have 100 million weirdos, but you have 35 weirdos.
So weirdos on both sides.
There's good and bad people on both sides.
This is the beauty of teachers not enforcing mathematics in school, because you can play with the numbers and make 35 look like 100 mil.
All right, last one.
I actually don't know what this one is.
It's my last Biden.
No, it's the same one.
So, what was 21?
Have I got the same one twice?
If you look at the link, all right, that's enough fucking Biden.
And we got the pedophile covered.
By the way, in the midst of all this globalism, it's looking like, go to 4-1.
Fauci is a globalist.
No, actually, go to 4-0.
There's an eerie video going around.
Like, people would, before you show it here, hold on a sec.
People would say, why does Soros sow these seeds of destruction?
Why is he funding Antifa?
Why is he funding all these DAs who let Antifa go free?
Why does he like riots?
And I used to ask that question because I go, you're an entrepreneur, you want money.
Isn't it better for the economy to be stable than you make more money?
No, no, no.
That's a very short-term plan, Gavin.
That's short-term thinking.
The big picture is let's decimate the West, burn it to the ground while making sure we're on the driving seat, and then we rebuild it in our image with our concepts.
Maybe they can speak Esperanza, all the same language.
We can have an energy czar that handles all of the energy for all of the Western world.
We can have an education czar who handles, it's communism.
Globalism is communism, wrought globally.
And they're very vocal about it, especially when you put them together in a montage.
There's Tony Blair, the man who, his speechwriter admitted, imported Muslims into working class America just to fuck with working class America.
I'm sorry, Britons, just to fuck with working class Brits.
They imported tons of Muslims as a fuck you.
And now we have mass carnage and looting, rape.
There was a rape the other day on a beach in England in broad daylight where no one said anything because they didn't want to be seen as racist.
Rapist.
So rapists can survive because racists cannot.
And there's that one that I still can't believe that the guy threw the old woman off the balcony and beat the shit out of her and like broke every bone in her body, then threw her off the balcony and then he couldn't, his case got thrown away because he was under the influence of marijuana.
So he couldn't be held accountable.
I don't remember that one.
I do remember Tommy Robinson had his daughter's ass grabbed by a Pakistani pedophile.
He punched the guy and grabbed him and waited for the cops to get there.
The cops got there, let the Pakistani go and arrested Tommy Robinson for assault.
And that's Tony Blair.
And that's him being a globalist, decimating the West so he can build it back better.
Let's watch him admit it.
It's a very pertinent question to ask how do we build back better?
We should build back better or whatever.
It is both a safe place and a dangerous place.
We must treat this new world order, this new world of COVID.
We must treat this new world of COVID, even in our own homes, with a high level of care and caution.
Can I ask all...
We have a chance to reset the clock and build back better than before.
To build back better than before.
As the most minimal of symptoms, get tested.
Today is the first full day of the New World Order.
Outdoor gatherings are...
Remember the terrible damage of COVID as we try to build back from this global pandemic.
Joe Biden calls it build back better.
Build back better.
Building back better.
To do things differently.
To build back better.
We're going to build it back better.
And build it back better.
Is he still around?
Start taking all the problems that have been created in education and mental health and start to build back in a positive way.
I have launched a booklet called Build Back Better, written after coronavirus.
It's about building this country back better.
Growing conspiracy following it.
It is called the Great Reset.
Unprecedented opportunity to rethink and reset the ways in which we live.
The Great Opportunity for Reset.
The theory even calls Mr. Biden's campaign slogan, Build Back Better, a front for the conspiracy.
Build Back Better.
Building Back Better.
Our economy.
Build back Better.
All elements of the Great Reset are fundamental to building the future we need.
This pandemic has provided an opportunity for a reset.
It's a big effort to some would say to build back better.
We would say to really have a great reset.
Conspiracy.
Conspiracy.
Conspiracy.
It's a very pertinent question to ask companies.
Is that it?
Yeah.
And Fauci's part of this.
We know COVID's coming back with a vengeance, especially in 2024 when it's time for the election.
Everyone's going to have to stay indoors.
You know, they do have this centrifugal test for COVID.
And if they spin it more, then they get more COVID.
It's just a matter of how much you spin it.
And they've been spinning it so much that they found it in Guinness.
They found it in Curry.
This is the kind of misinformation that Biden wants to stop.
This piece in the nation, Yes, the Nation, is so clarifying on this.
This isn't about left or right.
4 million people are dead, likely because of this research.
That's why he deflects and distracts.
It's his life work and funny.
Go back up to who that is.
Yeah, Steve L. Miller, Red Steve's.
You got to follow him.
He's one of the best journalists around.
Him and Pesobic, Ian Miles Chung, Andy No.
Great follows.
So go down to this picture.
His advocacy of gain of function research may have begun with his support for alleviation of the AIDS epidemic, but it got a considerable boost from his service as George W. Bush bioterror czar.
He czar.
This is what globalists want.
And by the way, that's how I define fascism.
I see fascism as an economic structure where the dictator says, you are in charge of energy.
You, Gavin, are in charge of media.
I'm all for fascism if I'm the media czar.
You were in charge of education, you were in charge of this department, that department.
And they have, you know, like a dozen czars that are their own little mini dictators who handle those particular things.
That's fascism to me.
It's also communism in many ways.
And it's also the core of globalism.
Anyway, back to Fauci, who was involved in the Wuhan lab long ago.
Fauci okayed funding of the Wuhan lab.
He showed a keen interest in strengthening the human immune response to pathogens such as those that cause anthrax and plague.
A few years into the Obama administration, one could still encounter Fauci in a 2011 Washington post op-ed, co-signed by Francis Collins, director of the NIH, National Institute of Health, and the virologist Gary Nabel, arguing that the benefits of quote-unquote engineered viruses made it a risk worth taking.
Let's engineer viruses.
Oh, I hear a lab in Wuhan is engineering viruses.
Oh, that sounds good.
Let's fund that.
It's a risk worth taking.
And here we are.
The only one that ever questioned him ever was Trump.
Everybody else is just blowing him.
Trump was the only one to sniff him out and be like, I don't like you anymore.
There's something fucking...
You're a weird little globalist midget.
He's another Harry Potter guy.
All right.
Let's jump to the mailbag.
I got to go get my computer.
Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dead.
Let's turn our eyes together.
Let me touch it.
You're not very professional.
You don't see Tucker running to get his computer.
Who wrote that song, The Mailbag?
I think it's another Hispanic named man.
The last picture I have on my mail is that unbelievably bad drawing from last night.
Yeah.
Where the guy sent it many times and insisted we see it.
Oh, great.
It's doing that thing where it has to load up.
Load up.
Wait, did you see the thing with Greta Thunberg?
I saw her in the globalist thing where she said something based.
Like, what's that, Obad?
Have you heard from her in a while?
No, she's...
She did some red pill thing.
She became 18 and no one wanted her anymore.
I think she's like...
She also got caught reading a script from that Indian globalist group in India and they just threw her under the bus.
Right?
What was the red pill thing she did?
I'm looking for it, but it was really like...
It was a hard right take.
And I was like, wait, what?
Yeah.
Zach, Ryan sucks.
I see that one.
Okay.
Should we, I mean, do we need any more of that?
Most of the time I'm on your side, Ryan, but when I can't watch Compound Censored on Thursday morning because you fucked the upload, I'm pissed.
What?
That was up that day.
Yeah.
What are you talking about?
Just kidding.
Ryan sucks.
Giant fucking dill sack, but he grows on you like an incurable fungus.
Okay.
We both look cool as hell today, by the way.
My tie kind of compliments your shirt.
Your pocket square complements my shirt.
My pocket square complements your pocket square, which complements my shirt.
And then we both have a tan blazer suit.
I look like the guy on Shark Tank, and you look like a guy pitching something that's already been invented and you didn't know.
Sharks.
I'm asking for $36,000.
It's always like, no, it's always $200,000 for 5%.
Right, for 5% of my company.
And then they all just immediately go.
And then they all do the math and go.
You better be good.
Wait a minute.
22.
So that's what?
You're saying you're worth like $4 million?
What were your sales last year?
And they'll either say we had no sales, we just started, or their sales will be like $35,000.
What?
You're a $4 million company and you make $35,000 a year selling grapple grummits?
Every time I watch that shit, I used to watch it religiously, but now I just say, say yes.
Say yes.
Really?
Every time.
You got a commercial, you're just on a commercial, you've got a big name, he knows how to make money.
Go for the people to accept the offer.
If you're so fucking valuable and you're such a great entrepreneur and this is a shit deal, take it.
It'll get you started and your next thing will be on.
Exactly.
Right.
Good point.
But they're all like, well, what about, can you make that double?
And then they'll just walk away.
Sorry, that's too much equity, man.
This is my baby.
Oh, go fuck yourself.
What are you doing on the show?
They still get huge.
Some people know they don't want a deal and they just want the exposure.
And they get to say a scene on Shark Tank, and it's huge for them.
Hey, Braz, have you ever had any interactions with Nina, Richard Spencer's ex-wife?
She's Russian slash Georgian, which makes me worried she's Muslim, but grew up here in Winnipeg.
I knew her for a while when she was part of the local metal scene before realizing she's a total nutcase.
Always a raging narcissist, but some of the most dangerous curves I've ever seen locally.
Just pure buttermilk capacity.
She's got that off-white, ethnically ambiguous brunette thing going on that I know Gavin likes.
Anyway, she's always had a weird attraction to Nazi types as her old boyfriend in Toronto with some low IQ Polish skinhead piece of shit.
She once told me that gay men wear a quote-unquote waste of jeans.
She's a big girl.
She looks like she's past her prime.
She would crack your penis.
Richard Spencer's suits are always too small.
He's such a weird dresser.
Isn't he?
Well, but looks like her shirts are too small.
Am I right, folks?
Yeah, that's not...
She's not hot at all.
She's brolic.
She looks like she's definitely past her prime.
really digging all your rants on properly fitting suits, Gavin.
You've inspired me to get my first one at 39.
Your show is like finishing school for men.
Keep up the good work, Gav and Ryan.
Hey, Ryan, he adds, did you hear the Steve Vai Passion and Warfare reissue?
If not, let me know and I'll send it over.
Shred.
Nice.
I love Steve Vai.
Steve, imagine liking Steve Vai.
He came up with a new guitar technique, which is like unheard of.
That's like, that doesn't happen very often, where he bends the strings individually with each finger.
Like he'll bend this way and then bend this one up this way and then bend this one down this way at the same time.
It's fucking pretty nuts.
It sounds really musical and pleasant to listen to.
It is.
It goes like a bunch of people.
It sounds real catchy, like, don't put another dime in the jukebox.
No.
Who's better?
Steve Vai or Ningi Maumstein?
Steve Vai, because he's got a little more flavor.
Like, Maumstein just kind of sticks to the neoclassical type stuff.
Joint shifting, it's called.
His new technique.
When I'm away on vacation, we're going to do a whole episode on Ryan's going to handle it.
A whole episode on Steve Vai versus Ningi Maumstein.
It's going to be a five-hour long episode.
Paul Gilbert in there.
Of course.
Nice.
Oh, that's Steve Vai.
Oh, sorry.
Candle power.
Oh, God.
It's like anti-music music.
All technical and zero joy technology.
It is zero.
There's soul.
There is soul.
That's not the best example of soul because it's a demonstration of his new technique.
This guy wants us to know that he used my making a boy technique, which is standing doggy, and he made a boy.
I'll show it again for the folks at home.
You want to go plunging down.
You want to go plunging down, plunging down.
Plunging down.
Plunging down.
You probably go to camera.
You probably go to camera.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
You plunge down.
You plunge down.
So you're going much deeper than you would with normal doggy.
And you're basically dropping the sperm off at the front door of the eggs.
But he made a kid using that.
Let's see it.
Isn't it weird when kids dance?
So it's a genetic trait.
It's like a thing.
You don't teach kids to dance.
Right.
How bizarre.
All right, that's enough.
Video submission, not deep fake.
This is one of the few submissions we've had that actually made me LOL.
Wow, you can really dance.
Wow, you can really dance.
He went.
He went.
The set we've both been dancing all this time.
What a coincidence.
I want to break free.
Let me do a set.
Why aren't I looking at the camera?
It looks like you're reading the teleprompter.
It looks like you're on SNL.
Yeah.
That's enough.
More so you.
Send in that picture that someone sent in of me and Anthony.
Yeah.
Now, that's funny and everything, and those kind of Photoshops aren't meant to look realistic.
That's why Kumia looks like he had a stroke, and I look like I'm coming out of a gerbils cunt.
But it brought up something interesting that I've always had a huge problem with.
And this actual original picture is not guilty of it.
I hate movie posters.
I hate that you didn't put them all together.
They were all together to make the movie, but say you have like six people together.
Everyone is obviously photoshopped next to each other, and it looks like they're obviously photoshopped.
How can you not just get the actors together?
Oh, well, some will be more in focus than the others.
Okay.
That's how eyeballs work.
That's how I want it to be.
I have a theory.
There's so many.
You know a hustle blood?
It's this large format camera.
You could easily photograph a baseball team and it would look awesome.
Even my kids' baseball team.
The photographer took individual photos and then he put them all together.
And the two short kids on the team are as tall as my son, who's almost as tall as me.
So they just look like monster babies with these huge heads.
Everyone in the movie should be together.
I know why they don't do that.
Why don't they do that?
So if it's like four, six people, you're going to have somebody who looks at the pictures afterwards and be like, can we take another one?
Like, but I don't like the way I look there or that.
Too bad.
You're my slave.
I'm the producer of this movie.
But then the agent will fight for me to do it.
No, no, no.
Ryan, you know how much bullshit press they have to do and how bored they are by it all?
Talking to those losers all day to promote their movie?
It's torture for them.
And they do it.
German press.
I have to ask you, so when you read the character, what would you have in common with your character, Darren?
Are you similar in any ways?
They get that question 300 times a day.
So you can make him stand for a fucking poster.
Once again, Detective Shitty with his terrible theories.
But pull up a movie poster, any movie poster.
And they're so clearly not together.
I hate it.
I hate it.
While you find that.
Okay, well, this one.
You're not supposed to.
Okay, what about this one?
Yeah, that is a perfect example of what I'm talking about.
Look how weird she looks.
Look how fake that looks.
I understand.
Maybe, maybe you want to have, you know, London with Ben, and it's hard to get permission to shoot right in front of Big Ben.
So maybe we can argue with the background.
But like, even though, go back to Furious Nine.
That was fake.
This was fan-made.
Oh.
You can tell, because like everybody's like a different color.
Oh, he's added himself in there, I think.
Yeah.
The race is not over.
Hear this one?
But look at that one.
That couldn't look shittier.
And if you got them all together, look, she's tiny and he's huge.
Yeah, this looks like an official release, but...
Like, if you look at John Cena, you're like, oh, this is just hodgepodge.
The only thing more annoying than that is when you look at a...
At the beginning of the movie, he's at his mom's house and he looks down and he sees a picture of him when he was a kid or something.
And it's so obviously Photoshopped.
Here, my buddy Phil and I have been sending them to each other for years.
Like, this is a perfect example.
I'm going to...
Shall I email it to you?
The airdrop never seems to work.
Oh, Gavin's Mac Mini just showed up.
Should I try that?
Oh, yeah.
Waiting.
Sending.
I'll find you another one.
I'm opening it right now.
Oh, here's a good one.
Airdrop.
So what is this from now?
Oh, fuck.
That's uh.
Oh, this is from that movie with um fuckface.
Fuckface?
Nobody.
This is from nobody.
Oh, yeah, nobody fucked it up a bunch of times.
And, oh, here's a good one.
And I used to, you know, I ran a magazine.
I know that there's people who can Photoshop insane shit.
We had this guy, Dave Girard, I told you about.
He could make me Ryan, and you wouldn't see anything.
You could zoom in.
The lighting would be perfect.
Look at that lighting.
That couldn't be worse.
Wait a minute.
Airdrop?
Gavin's Mac Mini.
This one is especially bad.
I think I just sent you The Rock.
Yeah.
The faces are always overlit, too, so it looks like they have a flashlight on their face.
Look at that.
Zoom out.
That's The Rock as a kid.
And for some reason, he has a flashlight on his face.
And so does his dad.
And they even got to crumple it up.
Like, I think my theory is that they spend the budget, 100% of it, and then they go, oh, shit, we need someone who can do Photoshop for this picture scene, but we're out of money.
So they just go, my friend's cousin can do it.
And you get a piece of garbage like that that yanks you out of the movie.
Grateful Dead fans are cops.
Gavin and Ryan, we were talking about Grateful Dead last night.
Back when I used to drink and drug, I was big into the music festival seeing those places are an open-air drug market and they're like an adult playground for music and inebriation.
One sure way to spot a poser and or cop was to look at their shirt.
Anyone who wears a Grateful Dead shirt, especially tie-dyed, is a fucking poser or a cop and should be avoided.
Even if they aren't a cop, they're probably a douche.
This line of thinking followed me into my everyday life.
Now, anytime I see someone with a dead shirt on, I'm immediately skeptical of them as a human being.
It doesn't matter where I am or what I'm doing.
You know, in Westchester, in the burps of New York, Grateful Dead are fucking huge.
Now, here's the problem with rich people.
They feel uncool, right?
And they want to go to the city.
They want to have culture.
They don't want to like someone rich, like the strokes.
They want someone like cool and grungy.
So they obsessively wear Grateful Dead tie-dyes.
The back of their trucks or their SUVs, they have that whale logo.
What's that again?
Vineyard Vines.
They wear vineyard vines, like a uniform.
Grateful dead, also.
The Grateful Dead stickers are on their car.
They love surfing, even though they don't surf.
They love the aesthetic.
And guess what the other cool band is for rich people in finance in the suburbs?
It's just two bands.
Grateful Dead and the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
They love the Chili Peps.
They're always going to their, anytime they play Madison Square Garden, the trains are full of yuppies going to see them because that's their like badass uplift mofo.
They don't like early peppers.
They like California cation.
This is from Brian.
Oh shit, we're going way over today.
I heard the call from that Nissan mechanic and the dude is spot on.
People just don't want to work.
I'm in the mining industry and we have a hard time finding people to come work for us.
It's long hours, but the physicality is ridiculously easy.
I'll work 60 to 70 hours a week and will make around 100K this week, this year, and wouldn't have it any other way.
Maybe I'm an old soul, but my number one priority is making sure that my wife and our baby on the way is taken care of by any means necessary.
Thanks for all you.
Yeah.
Okay, last one.
This is funny.
Because you got to laugh.
I'm scared I depressed you with all that pedophilia and Biden, but the pedophilia is never funny in any context.
But the Biden thing's kind of funny.
We can't change him.
No one's going to assassinate him.
So we have no choice but to laugh through the next four years.
And someone points out he's exactly like Mr. Doubletalk, who I hadn't heard of before, but the guy has the sprinkles.
This is Biden's speech coach.
137.
Hello, everybody.
This is Derwood Venture, but I know the notion that what we have and then I guess really with Boston.
And when I say that, and I know I did, I was like, there may be something that we have and then I guess really with the game today.
Are you looking for that, maybe?
Yeah.
Let's start by giving your name and what you do and why, for those of you who are not from this planet.
I'm Jason Bay, the left fielder for the Boston Red Sox.
Jason, how long have you been with the Red Sox?
Just a little bit under a year now.
I guess really without them that unit, what we have been, I guess, really, with the Red Sox more probably than any other team, was wondering if that's like what you've seen that that may be something that we look at it as a very positive.
I mean, you know, the Red Sox are one of the best teams.
Look at the following that we have.
I mean, everywhere we go, all these things.
They do.
I mean, they just seem to follow y'all like rats.
Oh, it's a mice.
Let's not use rats.
Now, listen, let me ask you this, Bobby.
Is it Bobby?
I mean, I'm...
All right, good in.
Bobby, what I need to find out, and I guess really what would mean something that, because I've been in Washington long enough to know better, but I was wondering down in Boston, or what we say up in Boston, let's just say in Boston.
Has it?
Listen, I want to find out.
Is it Randy?
Who's Randy?
No, I'm saying Randy's going to be here in a minute, but I know who you are.
Okay.
All right, good deal.
Everybody that has gone back to batting practice has said yes.
We're talking about who?
Justin Masterson, Daniel Bard.
All right, let me ask both of you to go up to what we have, and then I guess really as that to announcement here with the Red Sox and the Break.
And then I want to make you what we have too, in y'all's own words.
Why don't you take this one, David?
Couldn't hear the question.
What'd you say?
You talking to me?
Keep talking to me.
I'm sorry to try to set so long, but it's gold.
Big pop.
I'm no kidding.
John Smoltz, who is with y'all now.
John and I are very good friends.
Great guy.
Yes, I are.
He told me to ask you if it would be, if you thought that you needed to do what we had, but then I guess really may be something that we see in Sandlin.
And I was just wondering, does that sound like something John would say?
Well, bro, yeah.
You know, it's great.
Everywhere we go, I mean, we get great crowds, especially at home.
But, you know, you come here, obviously, you see how many people are here for the Red Sox right now.
It's fun.
Well, let me ask you this.
Here in Atlanta, and we are, we're here at Turner Field.
But yeah, that unit, what we have with the NATO with the others, I mean, when I hear me say that, and I know you probably did, I welcome that unit with communication because, as you probably know by now, too, there's just so many words, and they all mean different things nowadays.
Yeah, somewhat.
I mean, I'm not really sure what you asked me right there, but not either, but I know that we both are in agreement, right?
Okay, that's that guy's awesome.
Wow, that was great.
Those words that I'm saying all have different meanings.
All right, let's get at the final video.
Yes.
So many words.
Let's start with the Sally Lightfoot crabs we were discussing the other day.
A beautiful animal and a great example of how animals are just fancy plants.
This thing is not special.
That's a seal's placenta.
I mentioned this the other day.
That's the Iron Man crab that can go in all different directions.
How is this an animal?
How is this not just plants?
Like, how is this different from coral or like a Venus flytrap?
Or a radish?
It's akin to machinery.
Just a thing that the Earth does.
Like, is it bad for me to step on one of these?
Why?
Because they're kind of cute.
What?
What's cute about those?
They're just insects.
It's just an insect feeding on some other insect.
That's a cute thing.
It's just garbage.
Just kill it if you want.
I mean, don't be unnecessarily cruel, but I don't care.
Don't pluck its legs off and stuff.
Yeah, don't torture animals just because animals definitely feel pain.
So you should never hurt something, but like, don't rip a branch down off a young tree either.
Just garbage.
It's just garbage.
Speaking of garbage, though, sometimes the garbage owes another piece of garbage money.
And the first piece of garbage will hold one piece of garbage there and wait for that to get paid and say, you're not going anywhere till Vinny gets here because you owe both of us several dog treats.
This was four or five.
What the fuck is going on here?
In my comment section, on Paul Stagram.
Now he quiet now that we face to face.
Now, look at my eyes and reflect, Glare.
Keep that same energy play, boy.
It's not insane.
What was this?
He's holding a dog down.
Don't try to break this up, Cassandra.
He was tough online in my comment section on Paul's the gram.
Now he quiet now that we face to face.
Mount, look at my eyes and reflect, Glaia.
Keep that same energy play, boy.
Wow.
They're definitely the less garbage of all the animals.
All right, last one.
I'm determined to end on a good note.
This is a weird fight ruined by a pussy.
And we're talking here about being brave and standing up for the week.
You'll notice the people who don't stand up for the week are weak themselves.
And this seems like a silly confrontation that doesn't have to go anywhere until one fucking drunken turd runs in there and rubs his pussy juice all over everyone's day.
Okay, so the dog's getting a tizzy.
Go back and zoom out.
Go back and zoom out.
Okay, so you got it.
Stop.
So you saw that?
One dog attacked the other dog.
The guy, I guess the boyfriend of the girl's dog.
No, he's not fucking the dog.
That's the dog owner's boyfriend.
And he sort of comes at the dog like, get back.
And that pisses off this guy.
We can end it now.
All right?
Don't, your dog sucks.
It attacks other dogs.
I disciplined it.
Maybe that guy's not even with the dog.
He just doesn't like seeing dogs get disciplined.
He didn't kick the dog or anything, too.
And this dumb bitch isn't even paying any attention.
She's got her headphones on while her stupid dog attacks people.
It's probably neglected, too.
That's why it's so weird.
He just watched me.
He just watched yourself.
So watch yourself.
You can't be using the GP on Facebook.
You don't want that dog eating you, right?
You don't want that dog eating, right?
Okay, guys.
Now de-escalate.
Trying to be.
Drop it, Baldi.
Put your hands up.
There we go.
It's over.
It's over.
It's diffused.
Now look at this turd with the beer.
Look at him.
He jumps in.
Boom.
Worst punch ever.
And now he punches the other guy.
And look at the guy bleeding like a stuck pig.
Go back.
We have to see this.
That really happened, huh?
What are you doing, dude?
Who are you?
Look at this punch.
It's a sucker punch, and it doesn't hurt.
He almost falls.
And then this guy senses the bald guy's coming in, so he's done what he's always planned to do or been prepared to do, and that's bottle him.
A very successful bottling.
I guess he's got to go to the hospital now.
So now he picks up the bottle.
He's got the broken glass.
And t-shirt's still there with a beer in his hand.
Thanks, t-shirt.
Who knows?
One of these guys ends up in jail.
Then he gets in a fight in jail.
Now he's in prison all because of this useless turd.
He's like a stuffed animal.
Your kids call him Rory.
Dad, can you get Rory?
Okay, okay, don't worry.
My wife's like, make sure you pack Rory.
We're going on vacation.
And Johnny doesn't sleep well unless he has his drunken idiot.
Wait, he did it again.
See, that went all dark because they pointed it towards the sun.
But he comes at him again from behind.
And so the guy chases him.
The lighting is very unfortunate here.
And so he has allegiance to Bald Guy?
Yeah.
But he's a pussy.
So what he wants to do to show his allegiance to Bald Guy is just these pathetic sucker punches that do nothing but escalate the tension between both of them.
When the confrontation was over.
Remember I saved your life?
You know, you fucking got me bottled.
You fucking asshole.
I had to spend seven hours at the walk-in clinic getting stitches.
You dick.
Yeah, this scar on the left side of my head is a symbol of our friendship.
He still hasn't put his beer down.
Look, he's vying for a good shot from behind.
Bottle boy does not want to face this guy one-on-one.
Put down your beer.
Oh, now he's going to...
Look, he got a kick in while he's down.
Guys, you've got to watch out for bottle boys.
They're around you.
The weak, the powerless, the sucker punchers of society are out there.
And it's tough because you want to defend the weak.
You want to defend the poor like that little dog, like the children.
And again, I know you think I hate dogs.
I don't have feelings for animals.
Dogs are one of the top animals in the world of animals.
Okay, calm down.
But you want to defend the weak.
You want to defend the helpless.
And then there's always that guy, that fucking pussy.
It's the tattletale journalists at HuffPo and Daily Beast and all these county bitches who write incessantly about prow boys and totally ignore bona fide hate that comes from blacks or Muslims or anyone else that doesn't fit the narrative.
So not only are out there trying to defend the weak, you're also watching your back for sucker punches like that.
Those are floating around.
It's a hell of a mess we're up against here.
But you learn to enjoy fighting.
I mean, one of the reasons Scots are such big drinkers is because after hundreds of years of war with the English, the ones who don't like confrontation are extinct.
The ones who enjoy a good kerfuffle, a good confrontation, a good row, a good punch-up, they're the only ones left, and that's you and me.
So we watch out for the sucker punchers.
We defend the weak.
We call out pedophiles.
We call out injustice.
And when we see incompetence like Joe Biden, we laugh our head off.
No matter what the consequences.
Get fired.
Get in trouble.
Be brave.
And never stop fighting.
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