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July 12, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S04E09 - BE A HAPPY WARRIOR

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	Oh, live from New York.
	It's Get Off My Lawn with Evan McDonnell.
	My dick is very big.
	My dick is big.
	It's big.
	My dick is very big.
	It's very, very big.
	My dick is so wicked.
	before you know the tits sagging and the crow's feet and the extra fat when you go stop a clock the clock is clearly running oh they got obama in here for the girl with the hourglass figure,
	time runs out very fast.
	That's what I loved about Billy Bragg.
	He wasn't doing an accent.
	And that was back when, even in the early 80s, Brits still wanted to sound American, like the Irish band, Finn Lizzie.
	You know, we get confused because Phil Linett is black, but he was trying to sound American.
	He's Irish.
	He's Fee Dublin.
	And he's like, oh, the boys want to fight, you better let them.
	Oh, they slapped John his face.
	It's so affected.
	Oh, did they slap John's face?
	Oh, if the boys want to fight, you better let him.
	We used to rock hard.
	It's a fucking game, don't get me wrong.
	Guess who just got back today?
	Guess who just got back today?
	How is that Irish?
	And then the other irony is Shane McGowan, who's as Irish as I am English.
	So his accent is East London, but, you know, the economy was booming, so construction guys and blue-collar guys back then were getting into the middle class zone in the 70s and 80s.
	But he's got that like fucking, it's six o'clock in the morning, and I'm fucking Irish.
	Oh, a dirty old town.
	Oh, Polly dear, and let you go, and whiskey's gone away.
	Oh, I'm frying a pan and I'm with my young girl and I'm an Irish old guy.
	Am I, eat up the marnin?
	It's a Tao gentleman soldier and you're going to the fair and I'm a big fucking Irish.
	That's not you.
	You're English, dude.
	You left there when you were four.
	So did I. I left England when I was four.
	When she came around to your place.
	What?
	It vacillates, too.
	Hello?
	Well, she told me she was a priest, and if I didn't do what I said, she said me being a Catholic.
	See, that's an English accent.
	She was doing a kind of religious number on you.
	It's funny, he sounds exactly like Sid Vicious there.
	Yeah.
	Now you do Sid Vicious, you exhale.
	So you're just using the end of your breath.
	I don't know what anyone's talking about.
	I just want to be left alone.
	Like my dad.
	Yeah, affectations.
	They annoy me.
	I think I may have ruined Led Zeppelin for myself.
	Because he's like, one month.
	You need.
	Let's hear Sid.
	It's all a big secret, man.
	It's all a big secret, man.
	I thought they were going to do me over because I didn't turn up to one of Rotten's parties or something.
	He had swatio parties in New York.
	We weren't the nice part of it.
	You know what's funny?
	He's got a swastika shirt on, right?
	Which was not uncommon back then with rebels.
	It just meant fuck you.
	It's sort of like the Confederate flag today.
	But I just saw footage, it was from Viewer Mail, which we'll get to, of some Asian guy in Toronto walking down the street with a swastika tattoo.
	I assume it's fake and it's painted on.
	And he was like, hey, Jew.
	That's the proper response, by the way.
	You should laugh.
	And he goes, you Jewish?
	How Jewish are you?
	She goes, a lot, and I love it.
	And he goes, yeah, how's that working out for you?
	And he was arrested.
	I didn't.
	Yeah, there he is.
	This guy was arrested.
	Of course, the headline doesn't mention that.
	But is it illegal to have a wildly offensive marking on your...
	Oh, look, they blurred it.
	It's blurred.
	Like, no one's pro-swastika.
	We fought them in World War II, but we fought Japan, and you can have a Japanese flag.
	Germans are fine.
	Yeah, I mean, regular Germans, regular Japanese.
	Yeah.
	What about the Armenian genocide?
	You can wear a Turkish flag.
	Click on the video, though.
	Everyone's trying to find logic in it.
	Like, what made the Asians are mad about Shanghai and the Germans and then the Jews.
	And it's like, there's no rhyme or reason.
	He's mentally ill.
	Hey, what's up?
	Not much.
	Jewish much?
	Jewish.
	Proud of it.
	Proud of it.
	You like your history, right?
	I'm still standing.
	I don't know.
	Like, I don't like it, but does law enforcement need to get involved?
	Anyway.
	Hurry is arrested.
	Like, what's the crime?
	It doesn't look very good to defend the guy.
	But yeah, it's not illegal to be an asshole or a moron.
	Speaking of which, that Vanity Fair piece exploded.
	Why did it explode?
	I think because everyone has become so boring.
	And I have a colorful history.
	So they just keep going over it.
	I've got like four pages in the new Rolling Stone that's out right now.
	And then this Vanity Fair thing made it to number one in Apple News.
	So it took me fucking five hours last night, 5.30 to 10.30 here in the studio.
	And I just went through it all.
	And I have 50 errors and then a bunch of other comments about what a garbage article this is and how badly it's written.
	I highly recommend you do it and then share it, but you have to be very careful sharing it.
	I include a link at the top because if you put censor.tv in Facebook, it's banned.
	No discussion of that, by the way, of censor TV or the fact that we're banned anywhere.
	No mention of that whatsoever.
	That would be endorsing us.
	And modern journalism is activism.
	So they don't want to endorse you.
	Imagine doing an article about me and my life and not mentioning censored.tv.
	Isn't that weird?
	So his theories are: I have PTSD from leaving Vice.
	I'm addicted to Adderall.
	What?
	It made me into a Nazi.
	I think skinheads are cool.
	I'm enamored by them.
	And I went to a conference that changed my life.
	And the weird thing is with this journalist, I talked to him for fucking five hours.
	So did my dad.
	And he still fucked it up.
	Anyway, the burn's doing well.
	Now it just looks like Freddy's butthole.
	The thumb is last thing to be healed.
	But I was boxing today for the first time in a couple weeks.
	And a boxing glove sort of preserves your thumb.
	So I could actually punch the bag.
	What do you think of that?
	Punch the bag.
	You know what's cool about this finger?
	Ooh.
	This was blown up like a balloon.
	It popped a little bit, but you know how I said it's a tarp?
	And then they're making new skin underneath and the outside skin's garbage.
	I think this outside skin is getting back to work.
	I got my fingerprint back and everything.
	These ones seem to have poo in the blister, though.
	It's very brown.
	Oh, that was interesting.
	That sodium chloride guy.
	Remember him?
	Yeah.
	So he thanked me so much for reading his letter, and I sent it to my doctor friend, the smartest guy I know.
	I met him through Aunt Coulter.
	The guy's a fucking genius.
	My mother has some problems with vertigo, and she's obviously been a big drinker, being a Scottish person her whole life.
	I told him her symptoms for maybe two minutes, and he sat like this and diagnosed her.
	And he said, she has fallopsium vaguliac.
	And it's a vitamin deficiency that comes from drinking a lot of alcohol over many decades.
	And then I contacted her and her doctor, and he was right.
	And so she started taking vitamins to counteract the vitamin deficiency.
	Anyway, I'm jumping ahead to the mailbag, but I want to get to this.
	I said, what do you think of this chlorine dioxide thing?
	Is this a cure-all that big pharma's hiding?
	I'm not going to try it.
	I don't take recipes and just start putting them on my face so my Tifa can kill me.
	Try sulfuric acid on your balls.
	But he said this.
	Hey, Gavin, this is a nonsensical recommendation and a dangerous one.
	Chlorine dioxide is a viricide and bactericide.
	This is true.
	In fact, it is one of the most toxic agents to these organisms.
	However, it has, in all caps, no role in treating patients topically or internally.
	It is used industrially and as a disinfecting agent.
	DMSO is an industrial solvent rarely used in medicine.
	And then he puts in brackets, though interestingly, I used a product containing it today for a patient in my office on his intact, non-damaged, skin.
	It is used as a component of a pain-relieving gel only by prescription.
	And then he goes off about this and says, burns are very tricky and they must be treated very carefully with legitimate medications.
	This viewer of yours doesn't understand medicine, as evidenced by his recommendations, read dental abscesses, etc.
	Scary.
	And then he goes, Big Pharma is not hiding a cure-all in this stuff.
	See, I'd love to get him on the show.
	But, you know, that would be the end of his career.
	That's probably why I built the Bar studio, because I know I'm not going to get that many celebrities.
	And Coulter is uncancelable.
	I'll get her.
	Kyle Rittenhouse's lawyer, I'll get him.
	Fleckis.
	But I bet you we're going to have much more blue-collar normal guy interviews, Warvets and the like, because that's all we can.
	But he was a guy, him and Coulter's other doctor friend, we were talking about Andy Levy from Red Eye, who had had such a serious staph infection, he almost died.
	And he was shaving, and something happened to one of the little cuts.
	He got staffed, rushed to the hospital.
	They saved him, but it was like those kind of antibiotics where you take a piss and your entire septic tank is ruined because it kills everything in the septic tank.
	Yes, such antibiotics exist.
	And they said to each other, does he drink coffee?
	And I think I was with Greg Gutfeld at the time.
	And Greg goes, no, he hates coffee.
	He drinks Diet Coke.
	That's how he gets his caffeine.
	And they both high-fived each other.
	The two doctors.
	You know why?
	Ryan, you're a genius.
	You'll be able to figure this out.
	They high-fived each other because of the Diet Coke.
	I'll blow you live on the air if you guessed this correctly.
	And then we'll jizz, point your dick to the camera, and it'll be the jizz cam.
	3D jizzes.
	That's disgusting.
	How is it disgusting?
	Now it's kind of a win-win, actually.
	How is it disgusting?
	That they high-fived because they recommend that their patients drink Diet Coke because there's no sugar in it.
	You think that's blowjob material?
	My life would be over if I blew you.
	It would ruin sex for me forever.
	This would be the end of our relationship.
	I'd have to fire you.
	And then I'd probably not come to work for a while.
	It'd be weird.
	Once you go whatever the hell I am, you never...
	Well, you wander back.
	Once you go, Japrikin, you're left to more than squeaking.
	That wasn't fun.
	You're left to more than...
	I didn't have anything as I started that.
	I was like, come on, brain.
	You jump in at the end.
	And my brain was like, I got nothing, dude.
	Nothing rhymes with that.
	Very clearly, that's what happened, yes.
	No, so here's the deal.
	When you drink hot coffee, caffeine, the caffeinated vapors are going up your nose.
	Your nose is where most of the bacteria is.
	So the bacteria is getting blasted with hot caffeine.
	Hot particles.
	The caffeine's burning the bacteria.
	Excuse me, my allergies are acting up.
	So people who drink hot coffee tend to be healthier because their bacteria is constantly getting blasted with that.
	And they have noticed a pattern with staph infections and low immune systems where the people don't drink coffee.
	It was a kooky theory they both had.
	Speaking.
	But now I'm annoyed that you don't want me to blow you.
	Go to 1-7.
	I think you have to understand that there's a gray area between straight and gay.
	I know that.
	Perfectly normal.
	Frankie and I have is so genuine and hate.
	But the bond that Frankie and I have is so genuine and sincere that I truly feel like he is my boyfriend.
	I was gonna say, if I ever question my sexuality, you just personally explain it.
	Thank you.
	Sounds good.
	If I was gay, dude, dude, I would be obsessed with you.
	I mean, I am...
	I'm not gay, but if I was, he'd be my man for sure.
	Too bad I'm not gay, right?
	We live together.
	It'd be over.
	It'd be over.
	I'd be gay.
	If I was gay, I would be on my knees soaking your dick right now.
	If I was gay, I would want to be exact.
	I mean, that's something you can say once as a joke.
	But when it comes up like five times.
	That is so fucking funny.
	He just can't help himself.
	Well, Chad and JT went to, I don't know, San Bernardino City Hall, whatever this is in California, to propose bro marriage for each other.
	And I think you and I should consider this.
	Okay.
	Chad first and JT, is that cool?
	Okay, sure.
	All right, sick.
	Yeah, what up, council?
	My name is Chad Kroger.
	This is my dog, JT.
	And we're stoked to be here in Vegas.
	We just came from the Cosmo pool and had a pretty massive revelation.
	This past year was nuts.
	And while it tried to bring many of us down, there were some pretty massive silver linens that came out of it.
	COVID brought a ton of people together.
	Ross and Shelby got married, Trevor and Lauren, Ask Clown and Lauren.
	It's a different Lauren.
	And we were stoked to be virtual groomsmen at all three weddings.
	Virtual grooms.
	But COVID also brought two other people together.
	Us.
	And the desire to make it legal crossed our minds, but a major snafu is that the government does not recognize platonic love between two bros.
	But JT is my soulmate.
	Just he's even just a motherfucker.
	Jeff is equal to any other couple.
	And we've been through stuff together.
	You know, we've had our losses and our fights.
	Like the time he finished the puzzle I had been working on without me.
	Yeah, we got past it and ended up crushing the thousand piece Charles Wysoski together while getting hammered.
	It was really sick.
	And yeah, okay, so the romantic part is not really there despite our most sincere effort.
	So I'm here, counsel, to ask you to formally recognize the love between us.
	And I'm going to be straight up.
	We want to be legally bonded as bros.
	And while we may just be two bros, should we not be offered the same protections that your standard issue couple gets?
	Okay, we get that.
	Let's see JT's.
	He's second, I think.
	Inevitably, with these kind of comedy duos, there's one guy who's way funnier.
	Is it Chad or is it JT?
	Let's see what JT's got.
	Hit it, JT.
	What up, Council?
	Oh, sorry, excuse me.
	What up, Council?
	And Chad, thank you.
	Thank you for being you, dude.
	Like, this dude has been with me through everything.
	Like, the time I tore my rotator cuff or when my girlfriend danced with my nemesis, Eric Musio, at Coachella.
	JP Wynn.
	Or at the time I thought I had herpes.
	Which I did inevitably get, but not that time.
	But he always saw that one.
	He said when he thought I had herpes, which I did get later, but not at that time.
	I thought I had herpes.
	Which I did inevitably get, but not that time.
	Inevitably.
	But he always saw the best in all those situations.
	And that's what I want in a partner.
	It's someone who makes the bad days good and just encourages me to see the possibility in life.
	And you know, like, a lot of couples don't hook up.
	Like, relationships, and I can't believe I'm saying this, are about more than boning.
	You know, like, our relationship is kind and patient.
	You know what these politicians are doing, too?
	These things are usually so boring.
	They realize they're getting pranked and they're like, let's just play it out, man.
	I need a break.
	There's some color.
	That's what I was bringing up, by the way, in that Vanity Fair piece, which I'm not, I know I'm turning into Lenny Bruce about it.
	When he's saying, you have to watch your violent rhetoric, it led to the storming of the Capitol.
	It's evil.
	And I showed him all this violent rhetoric from the left.
	But when you're like, no, but you can't say it and you can't go like this.
	And you have to understand that even though you said choke a tranny about trannies who were spitting in people's faces, you can't say it because it could be taken out of context.
	So now I have to speak in this really stoic, gray way where I say, if someone who claims to be trans is spitting in your face and security is unavailable, you should consider possibly physically retaliating if that's your last option.
	That's how I have to talk.
	I'm just saying anchor babies.
	That same thing.
	I mean, it's a colorless world they want.
	So drab, so mundane.
	So unfun.
	And that was the guy, the friend I exed that I've known since 84.
	He was like, hate begets hate, man.
	And the reason I exed him is there's three things.
	There's three reasons to X. Someone attacks your home, your work, or your family.
	Now, attacking your home almost never happens.
	But here's an example.
	You're having a huge party, you're renting, you're in an apartment building, and it's getting late, and your super is going to be pissed off, and you might get evicted because this is the third time there's been noise complaints.
	And you go, dudes, we got to keep it down.
	It's past 12.
	And my super's already pissed off about the party last week.
	And someone goes, fuck that man, and starts blaring it.
	And then your super comes by and he tells your super to fuck off.
	Now he's messing with your home.
	You're dead to me.
	Messing with your job, we've all seen that a million times.
	You talk to someone's boss and it slips out that, you know, he was fucking the dog that day and he was playing hookie.
	Dead to me.
	Or you try to get my job and he can, like, the job one's easy.
	And then messing with my marriage, here's one.
	Say you smoke and your wife hates smoking and you don't want her to know.
	And then you let it, you tell her.
	You go, He smokes all the time.
	You just fuck with my marriage, you're dead to me.
	Now, in this case, this like reputation as being a hate monger hasn't just fucked with me, it's fucked with my children, their social life, my son's sports teams.
	I've got my house vandalized, my wife's social life, she's lost all her friends because of these lies.
	Now, when you say hate begets hate, you're jumping on board with that.
	And you're taking the side of the people who tear as my family.
	In other words, you're messing with my family.
	In other words, that's a deal-breaker.
	You can fuck with me until the cows come home.
	But as soon as they start justifying a war on your kids, it's a no-brainer.
	You don't even have to think about it.
	It doesn't feel bad.
	Speaking of friends, I am responsible for Ryan's lease.
	I was the guarantor.
	I made sure his rent was paid at his old place.
	He's got a new place now.
	Yes.
	And as he's, he was helping me move some stuff to the studio.
	And I go, this is pretty heavy.
	It's a foosball table that we got now.
	He goes, this is pretty heavy.
	And he goes, oh, don't worry about it.
	I've been moving all day.
	I go, moving all day?
	You already got a new spot?
	And he goes, yeah, yeah, we already moved in.
	But when's your lease up?
	I think your lease is up for another two months.
	And he goes, oh, no, it's month to month.
	And I go, A, what does that, what apartment is month to month?
	You mean a boarding house, a hotel?
	And he goes, no, you said that.
	So we just got a new place.
	And I go, Ryan, I'm trying to help him with logic.
	Say you're a landlord and you have apartment buildings.
	If people can just randomly walk out, how do you have time to get a new tenant?
	You're going to have an empty apartment.
	That's thousands and thousands of dollars down the drain.
	And he goes, well, I didn't think of that.
	I guess I'll just have to pay the two months or whatever.
	And I'm like, you just got a bonus of five grand.
	Your rent's $1,700.
	You just almost lost your whole bonus.
	Or you took a fucking $4,000 bite out of it.
	Yeah, it's a big deal.
	And he goes, that's got to happen.
	It stinks, but it's true.
	But the part I don't get is why you would think you can just walk out of an apartment like it's a giant hotel.
	I heard that you can give a 60-day notice.
	Yes?
	It's about that time.
	What?
	We're going to still pay till November.
	So from now to then is a 60-month, 60-months, 60-year notice if we let them know.
	Wait, 60 days, all of August, all of September.
	That brings it to October 1st.
	Yeah, it's more than.
	What?
	It's a more than 60-day notice that we're moving out.
	Wait, so it's worse than what I'm saying.
	If you gave her notice today, the two months would be August and September.
	You'd have to pay August, right?
	And then September would be your last month.
	Right.
	So that's the 60 days.
	Isn't this a 90-day notice if it's November 1st?
	No, you didn't give any notice, dude, that you're going to move out.
	Yeah, I think, look, I don't know how it works, but you got to do it.
	I would imagine the latest you could do it is two weeks before your last two months.
	And you better have a great excuse.
	Yeah.
	I don't know.
	Thanks to me, you've been paying your rent on time, so you might be in her good books.
	Have you spoken to her?
	They love me as a tenant.
	Not at all.
	I helped them.
	I'm not a tenant anymore.
	Well, yeah, that's true.
	Yeah, I would help, you know, when there was a flood downstairs, or what do you call that guy?
	A custodian?
	I don't know.
	Custodian.
	Superintendent?
	Superintendent.
	Custodian guy.
	He does everything.
	Yeah, so I don't know.
	She wrote me a really nice email.
	She's like, you're really a dream tenant.
	There's never been a trend.
	Okay, here's what I think you should do.
	And I'm like, how is that possible?
	I play guitar very loudly.
	I've gotten into very loud arguments with my ex there.
	I don't understand how I'm good.
	But it's probably because we pay on time because of you.
	I think here's what you should do.
	You should use that email like now, right after we're done the show, and say, I screwed up should be the subject.
	And then just explain in long form exactly the truth.
	I like that.
	I like that better than saying my parents died or whatever.
	Yeah.
	And then I have to lie about having parents.
	And just say, I kind of just thought you could wander.
	This is my first apartment.
	I just thought you could just sort of wander out.
	That makes it sound, yeah.
	But that's the truth.
	I thought that that was the case.
	And maybe she'll go, he's lying.
	No one's that stupid.
	And then you could add, if you think that's the stupidest thing you've ever heard, call me right now.
	Here's my cell.
	And give me basic math questions like under.
	Decent at math.
	Times tables.
	Like seven times seven.
	49.
	8 times 7.
	I think that's...
	Is that 68?
	Yep, it's 68.
	No, 72.
	That one's confusing me.
	Wait, 56 is 7 times 8.
	Yep.
	Okay.
	Anyway.
	So that was alarming.
	It's all memory, by the way.
	You're not actually conjugating.
	Or not conjugate.
	You're not conjugating.
	Yeah.
	You're conjugating math verbs.
	The math owls.
	Anyway, we'll keep you posted on that because I've never heard of this before.
	I've heard of people skipping out on rent on purpose as a fuck you.
	And then the landlord is stuck making that month the last month.
	That's something you've done.
	You fucks up your credit, blah, blah, blah.
	I've never heard of someone smiling and just walking out of the apartment.
	No, but we were never going to not pay.
	That's crazy.
	We were never going to not pay.
	You were going to happily pay for August for an empty apartment?
	Does that sound like good planning for someone who has a kid coming?
	Just to throw $1,700 into the garbage?
	No, that's not a good idea.
	But I thought it was...
	I asked her, my fiancé asked her multiple times, are you sure it's month to month?
	And she said, yes.
	I spoke with Gavin and he said, he confirmed it was a month to month thing.
	And that's when I go back to...
	I was like, are you talking about the phone bill or something?
	That's when I go back to, and it's the same thing you say to drug addicts: play it out.
	So tell me about this universe where apartments are month to month, and you just leave whenever.
	I agree.
	Just walk out.
	That's true.
	That's called a hotel.
	And hotels actually, that's not even really the same as a hotel because you essentially have a 24-hour lease.
	Right.
	Or less.
	You can check in at around 3.
	You usually have to be out by noon.
	Right?
	11, yeah.
	So you have a 21-hour lease, whatever it is.
	And then it's time to go or you get fined.
	So you've already, in a way, when you sign up for a hotel, you already told them your stay.
	So you've already moved out, in a sense.
	Your lease is over at noon.
	Any hiszel, we'll keep you posted on that.
	I also, I think we should charge you every day you're late $100.
	I heard that.
	I saw that in the group text.
	One minute late, $100.
	Because that sounds harsh, but just get there early.
	And secondly, most businesses, if you're late three times, you just get fired.
	True.
	That's a lot more expensive.
	Anyway, we barely begun the show and it's half an hour in.
	Very boring front page.
	Richard Branson went to outer space before the other billionaires.
	Who gives a shit?
	I couldn't care less.
	I think it's cool.
	I think that's a fun thing to do with your money.
	Awesome, dude.
	Have fun.
	Floating around up there.
	Awesome.
	If he was my friend, I'd call him and go, what was that like?
	Was that weird?
	But I couldn't give a shit.
	I mean, I saw a video a long time ago.
	See if you can find this.
	This guy gets in an air balloon on his own, buys a spacesuit, and just takes it right up, but up, up, up, up, up, up, up, until he's in outer space.
	And then he jumps.
	And he had a hole in his glove.
	What did you put in the search bar?
	Air balloon space flight.
	Just go man goes to outer space in air balloon.
	There was a hole in his glove.
	It really fucked up.
	It burnt his hand.
	And I know from first hand how much that hurts.
	But like when I saw that video, it's old.
	It's like 1960 or something.
	When I saw that video, I went, oh, cool.
	That was something.
	You did that?
	And then he jumps down with a parachute.
	Okay.
	So you went to space.
	I didn't know you could go on a balloon.
	Wish you're nothing but the best.
	What do we got here?
	That doesn't look right.
	No, that doesn't look like.
	That looks like 60s, huh?
	No.
	Oh, shit.
	Jesus, old men with those giant fat jowls.
	I want to just buy them a beard.
	I want to tackle them, rape them, and then put them up in a cabin where it's like Silence of the Lambs until they grow a beard.
	Why rape?
	I don't know.
	Might as well.
	When in Rome?
	It's free.
	You're already going to jail for a long time.
	You might as well get laid.
	So we'll see if you can find that at some point today.
	Whoa, is this him?
	In 2014, this man did that.
	Whoa.
	Yeah, I mean, you can tell it's kind of old looking.
	It may have been the 70s.
	It's not recent.
	And I guess we're supposed to care that England lost a soccer game?
	Soccer.
	Maybe when you play it a lot, and they do those decout moves, it's exciting to watch, but I don't get it.
	And I played it as a kid.
	My Scottish cousins were sending me these memes of like Rab Nesbitt, who's like the Archie Bunker of Scotland.
	And he goes, it's no fucking coming home.
	Isn't it coming home?
	I had no idea.
	And I want to keep a good relationship with them.
	They don't text me that much.
	So I was like, ha ha, it's so true.
	But I guess they mean the World Cup.
	It's not coming back to England.
	And they love that.
	So they watch England playing Italy and they root for Italy.
	Scotland always roots for the person that's not England.
	It could be fucking Kazakhstan.
	And they're excited.
	So I guess that's good news.
	And then there was something about racism.
	Did you see this?
	I didn't even put it in the notes because I care so little.
	But I guess there was three black guys on the English team.
	I don't know if they took a knee or if they fouled or they did something wrong.
	I mean, are you losing interest as quickly as I am?
	I'm more interested in the guy from 1968 who got in an air balloon and had a broken glove.
	Sorry.
	But we got to cover the news.
	The Conor McGregor fight.
	You know what?
	I'm not going to talk about it much.
	We have the whole thing on tape.
	We had cameras all over the studio.
	We got drunk.
	We watched the fight.
	It was fucking amazing.
	The fights previous, the prelims were nuts.
	There's this woman fighting.
	She got a cut on her forehead from a headbutt that looked like a vagina, which meant that the blood, you know how much a head bleeds?
	The blood was coming out like she was a new race called red.
	There was zero not red on her head.
	She looked like something from Guardians of the Galaxy.
	A red woman from the planet Red.
	That was cool.
	Some dude did a back.
	There, that looks like it.
	Yeah.
	Joe Kittinger, first man to kiss the sky.
	And when did he do that?
	The glove thing really helped the search.
	When did he do that?
	19.
	Guy, guys, guys.
	1960.
	Basic fucking journalism.
	The five W's are in the first paragraph.
	Who, what, when, where, why?
	We shouldn't be third paragraph 1960.
	But do they have the video for it?
	They better.
	What a stupid thing to put up.
	Bastard.
	Without a video.
	Terrible bastard.
	Oh my God.
	There's so many fucking people dialing it in these days.
	That guy had a deadline.
	They had to write about space.
	He wrote that in.
	How would you not say to your editor, can we please include a video of it or download the video in case it gets cut?
	Like, don't you care about your job?
	Like that Vanity Fair piece I was saying to Adam in the comments, in the thing I wrote, I was like, do your fucking job.
	He says, Gavin alleges that he raised money for an SPLC lawsuit.
	The complaint is out there, talk to Ron Coleman, the lawyer.
	It's all verifiable.
	When a person ejects extreme high altitude, he is liable to spin.
	And the higher you eject, the more spinning you could do.
	Unfortunately, we didn't have aircraft that would go that high.
	The only thing you could get up that high was a balloon vehicle.
	The takeoff was in the morning at about six o'clock.
	The climb time from takeoff to 102,000 feet was about an hour and a half.
	And 40,000 feet, which is where my pressure suit inflates.
	And I suddenly discovered that a pressure suit glove, my right hand, was not working.
	I knew that if I told the people on the ground that it wasn't working, that they'd make me abort the flight.
	So I opted not to tell the people on the ground that I had this problem.
	I could not use my right hand during the flight.
	Everything I had to use my left hand.
	It swolled up about twice its normal size.
	Well, the sign on the bottom of the gondola was, this is the highest step in space.
	Think about being at 102,000.
	Don't you go through some like fire thing when you go to space?
	In all the science fiction movies, it's normal, normal, normal air, then a layer of flames.
	Cattell, I know a lot about science.
	And then boom, you're in space.
	But he seemed to, I guess there's spacey stuff before the fire.
	There's it.
	I'm named for it.
	I'm looking for it.
	And I saw the balloon flying into space.
	Turn it up.
	I don't want to hear you mind.
	That's amazing.
	Then suddenly I realized that the balloon was sitting still and I was going down at a fantastic rate.
	And then the small frog chute came out and I free fell, stabilized from that altitude all the way down to 14,000 feet with my main parachute open.
	And then it was just a question of getting down to the ground.
	When I landed, my team was right there immediately.
	We were just ecstatic because we had accomplished what we set out to do.
	We had shown that man could go into space and work properly.
	We showed that we could protect him in a space environment.
	Isn't that way more interesting than some billionaires going on in Lark?
	I mean, you might as well rented a really good jet ski.
	I don't care.
	Anyway, sorry.
	You don't really tune in the news to see.
	Take the bird, which is the bald eagle.
	So yeah, the UFC fight, I'm sure you've heard about it by now.
	Conor McGregor, thank God, we didn't spend four grand going down there.
	But Christian Poire claims it was from a kick.
	Conor McGregor says it wasn't.
	He just must have had a shitty fractured leg.
	But without anything before whatsoever, I've never seen this before in my life.
	No kick, nothing.
	He goes to stand back on his leg, and it crumples up like...
	Actually, I'll show you exactly what it crumpled up like.
	Like folding a newspaper.
	Watch this.
	Okay, this is his leg, right?
	And he stands like this, and it just goes crank.
	It was, everyone screamed.
	And then we had to rewind it 100 times because we're like, what brought that on?
	Let me see.
	But we do have some video here.
	Connor McGregor breaks his ankle and does some poor.
	He looks more like his shin bone.
	T-K-O.
	I want to show you guys this one right here.
	Take a look.
	So this is Connor.
	This is Connor again.
	You might not want to look.
	You might not want to look, but here it is.
	Watch this.
	Connor goes back.
	Boom.
	There it is.
	There it is.
	I guess he's just a broken angle.
	He's just going up to fight.
	He kind of takes a step back as poor Yankees.
	So Jake Paul had made a, and we don't mention this on the movie we did, so I can talk about that.
	Jake Paul made a ceramic picture of, no, ceramic sculpture with Jacob the Jeweler of Conor McGregor covered in, I don't know, 14 karat diamonds, whatever, as a chain.
	And he gave it to Christian Poire as a $100,000 gift.
	What happens next?
	Everyone I talk to that knows what they're talking about at the gym says he fights Jake Paul for $100 million or something.
	I don't know.
	I don't like that kind of ending to this kind of thing.
	We got over here one carriers each with a hand-painted McGregor, Sleepy McGregor, and Ammon.
	Hey, McGregor, you better win tonight, otherwise your career is over.
	And if you lose, that $50 million bet I gave you won't be on the table anymore.
	So don't choke like you normally do.
	Sleepy McGregor, don't go night night.
	Nightquill McGregor.
	Fucking shit.
	It's funny because when he was sitting down, he looked exactly like that sculpture.
	Yeah.
	I thought that was taken.
	I thought that was an aftermath.
	Well, I saw it on Twitter.
	I saw a blow-up of it, and I thought it was a picture.
	What's up, five fans?
	The Notorious here.
	Just out of the surgery room.
	Everything went to plan.
	Everything went perfect.
	I'm feeling tremendous.
	We got six weeks on our crutch now, and then we begin to build back.
	You know, I want to thank all the fans all around the world for your messages of support.
	I hope you all enjoyed the show.
	I want to thank all the fans in attendance at the team on the Mac.
	He said he's already calling for the next fight.
	He says, this was stoppage.
	It doesn't count.
	And then he says, he screams at Christian Poirier, your wife's sliding into my DMs.
	Isn't that weird?
	That's not cool.
	That's Irish.
	Maybe that's why I'm so misunderstood.
	There's not a lot of Irish left in the public eye.
	And when they see someone saying incredibly obnoxious things, they assume there's some sort of sinister agenda there.
	It's not just someone being an asshole.
	Trump was at the UFC.
	And we watched the whole fight.
	They cut to like Travis Barker and what, the Kardashians and Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox and all this ex-fighters.
	They didn't cut to Trump once.
	In fact, we kept having to like find him in the crowd.
	And I was like, there he is, there he is.
	And we kept looking out for the red tie.
	But when he came there, he was saluted.
	Mel Gibson got up and gave him a salute.
	Isn't that awesome?
	A Roman salute?
	Yeah.
	Mel Gibson.
	No, no, not that one.
	I know.
	Remember, my mom was, she missed my brother so much.
	His name's Kyle.
	And she was on the stairs and she couldn't get back to Canada.
	And she said, she was just lying there crying.
	And she's like, I want to see Kyle.
	Oh, no.
	I keep thinking about it.
	I just want to see Kyle.
	Well, you could.
	I'm not going to give you shit.
	See Kyle all you want, mom.
	Maybe this is why they didn't want to show him because he would have gotten cheers.
	Yeah, UFC is...
	What percentage of UFC fans are mega?
	I'm going to say 70.
	All the fighters seem to be.
	You don't hear a lot of MMA fighters saying, fuck Trump.
	Yeah, that's gay.
	Someone sent me this.
	I thought it was interesting.
	A liberal site that a friend of mine keeps watching.
	I don't know why, but whatever.
	You should watch liberal news.
	All Ann Coulter watches is MSNBC.
	She knows all their tropes because she's ensconced in them.
	She immerses herself in liberal news all day.
	But apparently this lawsuit is being filed in the wrong state, the one that I'm participating in, where he's suing Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.
	And they demand on their site their terms of service, say, if you're going to sue us, what the fuck is taking you so long?
	Then you have to do it in these places.
	But they're suing in Florida.
	So this guy who hates Trump says it's bullshit.
	Which is Trump's Facebook lawsuit is filed in Florida.
	Facebook's terms of service requires any claim, cause of action, or dispute you have against us to be filed in federal court in Northern California or San Mateo County state court.
	The Trump Twitter lawsuit is also filed in Florida.
	Twitter's terms of service says, quote, all disputes related to these terms of service will be brought solely in the federal or state courts located in San Francisco County.
	Oh, so these are BS lawsuits which are probably going to get thrown out.
	So what's going on here?
	Oh, like many things related to trauma.
	Wait, it's a BS.
	This is one of my pet peeves.
	Oh, hmm.
	You know what I mean?
	Libertarians do that a lot.
	Did you?
	Like chemtrails and stuff?
	Hmm.
	Do you think it might be big pharma that is releasing chemicals into the air?
	Hmm, gee.
	Like flat earthers always do that.
	They're always like, hmm, I wonder why you can see buildings refract light on the Chicago lake.
	Mmm, hmm, gee.
	Ah, oh, maybe it's because there's no curvature to the earth.
	Hmm, you think so?
	Stop.
	Arrogance is really unappealing.
	It makes you look unscientific.
	Let's look this up there, which is that it turns out the website where the team says the people can join Trump's class action lawsuit goes to the America First Policy Institute website.
	That site allows people to donate and to join their email list.
	So why is that important?
	I actually did an entire radar on this over at Rising about the America First Policy Institute, which is a multi-million dollar organization headed up by a former libertarian who worked for Rick Perry, which includes the likes of Larry Kudlow on its distinguished scholars and more,
	and is essentially a front for what turned into actual Trumpian economics, which was just a bunch of normal Reagan BS.
	So what does this all actually mean?
	What's the matter with normal Reagan BS?
	Like if I sign up for an email list for the America First Policy Institute, I want Reaganomics.
	I want Reagan BS.
	Reagan, Make America Great Again is about Reagan.
	It's saying let's make it 80s again.
	Let's make it mullets and pit vipers and jet skis.
	In conjunction with the American First Nations Policy 2, CPAC, which is going on right now.
	And Nick Fuentes was down there having fun, calling it gay.
	This isn't in my notes, by the way.
	But I noticed him and all his boys have pit vipers on.
	Yeah.
	Which is great to see.
	And I love that he calls CPAC gay.
	That's got to be from me, right?
	Twitter is gay.
	I don't like it.
	They banned me for no reason.
	Wait, is this it?
	This is it.
	CPAC 2021.
	Yep.
	It's White Boy Summer.
	We're white.
	It's the era of the first.
	I was just telling everybody, we're doing the press conference at 5 o'clock p.m. at the Sheridan Hotel across the street.
	I'll be giving my most unchanged speech ever.
	I have nothing to do.
	This is going to be the most recent speech.
	In Hall of Dallas this weekend.
	In Hall of Dallas this weekend.
	So I'll see you there.
	Should we try to walk in a city?
	Like, how can the left has become so fucking humorless and weak?
	You don't see the humor in what he's saying there?
	Like, I can just see someone transcribing it as he said it would be the most racist and anti-Semitic.
	The crowd of white men cheered.
	There's a Native American writing that up?
	The group of white men cheered.
	He speaks with a forked tongue.
	Meanwhile, I have to go.
	Maggie Longclaus is pregnant.
	He who Holocaust doubts Cookie Joke.
	The only good thing these guys are missing is the ability to fight.
	They should be the brainwing of the Proud Boys.
	They are.
	The IT group.
	That was cool.
	Also at CPAC.
	So remember when I destroyed poor Jacob Wall?
	His title in that Vanity Fair piece is hilarious, by the way.
	He's a senior fellow of hate research at the National Policy Institute for Combating Hate and Violence in Your Underwear.
	Like, it goes on for 72 words, but remember, I called him a glass of water with three drops of milk in it.
	That started a whole thing now with harassing these dudes who come to CPAC and who hate watch.
	And I'm very proud of that.
	Because what these people do is they get you fired, they harass you.
	This guy, Zachary, was there that night, sorry, last year when I was saying, hey, Jared, hey, Jared, you pussy.
	And Zachary stood in front of Jared like he's security.
	This guy is much smaller in person than he looks in there.
	He's just a series of pencils that have been taped together with a human head on the top.
	And he was standing like the tough guy.
	And I burst out laughing.
	I go, what are you, security?
	Which he instantly folded.
	That's the thing about these people.
	They're so weak.
	So Zachary's the guy who harassed, he harassed Laura Loomer so much that I think it lost him his job for journalistic ethics or something.
	And now he works for, I don't know, fucking Salon.
	Yeah, that's it, Salon.
	So Elijah Schaefer and that fucking smoke show, Savannah Gonzalez or whatever her name is, they're following him.
	And now the harassers, the Nazi hunters, are getting hunted themselves.
	And they cannot handle it.
	So what he does is he pretends he doesn't know who Elijah is, which is a weird tactic, especially when at the end he admits he does know who he is.
	I've noticed this too.
	I confronted that Egyptian couple or that North African couple who were standing staring and discussing my house.
	And as I'm following them, I go, hold up, hold up.
	And they go, who are you?
	Yeah, you have no idea who I am.
	You were just discussing my home and me.
	I have you on camera.
	And you're like, what?
	Who are you?
	It's just what cowards do when confronted with reality.
	Anyway, watch this pussy deny, deny, deny.
	Zachary, what do you think about the BLM riots of 2020 and 23 million?
	Yeah, just ask you what do you think about it?
	I don't know who you are.
	I'm sorry.
	That's fine.
	I'm just asking you a question.
	What do you do with questions?
	American cities are burned down for an inspired year.
	I'm asking you about Black Loves Matter what you think.
	Zachary, it doesn't matter.
	You don't have to be a smug bitch.
	Just answer a question.
	Like I said, I don't know who you guys are.
	I don't know who you guys are.
	I don't know who you guys are.
	Can you not answer a question?
	Zachary, literally, you work for Salon.
	We're asking Salon.
	Reporter an important question.
	What do you think about the 2020 violent uprising?
	Are you the guy that was in the Capitol building on January 6th?
	I was, yeah.
	See?
	He finally thinks of a zinger, and that's when he remembers who he is.
	That was fun.
	Zachary Petrizzo.
	What are these guys doing at CPAC?
	Right?
	They're liberal Nazi hunters, and they're there at CPAC to what?
	Just harass people.
	Fuck up their lives.
	They're saboteurs.
	They're tattletale journalists.
	This is the era of the tattletale journalist.
	We're in a new epoch here.
	Nothing to do with journalism.
	And again, please go to censored.tv and check out my 50 things wrong with the Vanity Fair hit piece.
	It took me all night.
	All Sunday night.
	I didn't see my kids.
	I got home.
	My kids were asleep.
	Of course, these writers, they never have kids.
	Have you noticed that?
	Anyway, this is kind of old news, but I just rediscovered it.
	Luke O'Brien attacked the Veritas writer.
	I mean, lawyer.
	I forget his name.
	1-4.
	I've met him before.
	He's a little fucking fireball.
	He's short, but he's a badass.
	When he came out at this Project Veritas party to do a talk, he's like, hello, you may know me.
	I'm the guy who goes to jail when you guys fuck up.
	So Huffbos picked up Matthew Tiermond.
	So Luke O'Brien calls him a Nazi, right?
	He's a Jew.
	Of course, his parents, grandparents survived the Holocaust.
	And Luke O'Brien is this white, guilty, ethnomasochist who fucked with the wrong Jew because Matthew goes over Luke's family tree.
	And I'm sure you've heard of Luke O'Brien before.
	He's a HuffPo smear merchant, Nazi hunter.
	And turns out he's a rich kid, a very rich kid, who does this as a hobby.
	And Matthew starts tracing where his money came from.
	It looks like his money came from Nazis looting Jewish fortunes.
	Oh my God.
	So the Nazi hunters are the Nazis.
	And they're appeasing their guilt by calling everyone else a Nazi.
	I mean, that's a great trick to do because it does two things at once.
	One, it makes everyone a Nazi, so now you're not so bad.
	And two, it deflects, puts the blame over there.
	That's the bad guy.
	And I guess three, it's some sort of penance for your ancestors' sins.
	Those are all dumb games.
	And lastly, in our fake news segment, we didn't do the intro thing for the fake news, but we're having kind of a fun dance around today where we're leaping all over the place.
	Someone sent in an article that David Shortel wrote.
	Now, one of the great things about me and Nick not being on Twitter is we can't harass these cunts.
	If I was on Twitter, mark my words, I would be calling David Shortel out on a daily basis.
	So, oh, that's the same bitch who said he had a great instinct, the one in the Kelly green dress.
	He shows up at Roger Stone's house seconds, minutes before SWAT team shows up.
	That is proof that the FBI was working with the media.
	If that is so, and it is, then we have a serious problem with our justice system, where the media And the FBI have merged.
	That's called communism.
	That's called tyranny.
	That's called Stalinism.
	That's not the way it works in this country.
	So we called him out.
	We went to Roger Stone's funeral.
	Mal and I had big signs.
	Funeral.
	I mean, sorry, shit.
	Trial.
	We had big signs to stake out king.
	God damn it, that woman has sex appeal.
	What is it about her?
	Is it the cheeks?
	When they have those little cheek golf ball cheeks?
	She's old as shit.
	She's probably my age.
	And again, I have a coconut smasher.
	There he is.
	Let's hear him.
	Moments later, they're attacking the fire.
	You know why they had a little kid go do it?
	Because no established journalist was willing to risk his career if he got caught.
	Chartel only had to gain nothing to lose.
	Moments later.
	But you're not going to send Annison Cooper down there, and then word gets out that he was tipped off by the FBI.
	So anyway, he goes down to Mexico.
	He's in hiding.
	And it says, I'm living in Guadalajara or something, and I'm here for Spanish journalist advocate rights, blah, blah, blah.
	What the fuck?
	And now he's back again.
	So if you are on Twitter, please shout out, David Chartel on Twitter.
	Say, hey, Dave, glad to see you're back from Mexico.
	Were you in hiding?
	Hey, Dave.
	No, better would be, hey, Dave.
	Or no, here's my third choice.
	Hey, it's the stakeout king, David Chartel.
	Hey, buddy, back from Mexico?
	Are you out of hiding now?
	What's the story?
	Any more big stakeouts coming up?
	You know, that kind of thing.
	Because CNN must be petrified.
	They're going to get caught.
	And where are the real journalists out there not exposing this story, by the way?
	I feel like I'm the only one who's talking about it.
	Let's do some meandering, shall we?
	The January 6th meandering is still the talk of the town.
	I guess we don't need interstitials anymore, right?
	I mean, that's an interstitial of...
	Of sorts.
	No, we should have interstitials.
	Do they do the...
	What does Tucker do?
	I want to do whatever Tucker does.
	It's probably a sweep, like a...
	Yeah, maybe we should get some sweeps.
	I got some sweeps.
	I think this Trycaster's got a couple sweeps.
	I could look into the sweeps.
	Look into the sweeps.
	I'll look into the sweeps.
	Kumiya is a little too intense.
	It's like a giant riveting bass drum sonic wave thing.
	Yeah.
	I like more of like a whoosh.
	Yeah, like if I can.
	Maybe someone could just Zeke Heil.
	And then there's a masking layer behind it.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	That makes sense to me.
	That seems logical.
	Just totally lean into all the false accusations.
	Well, that's what Nick was doing right there when he said the most anti-Semitic, the most racist.
	Buddy.
	So, yeah, we already talked about this, right?
	Just show it anyway.
	This is just the tip of the iceberg, 1-8.
	It's just crazy to me that all they talk about is violence from the right and dangerous rhetoric when that's all the left does.
	There needs to be unrest in the streets.
	Tim Kaine, whose son is an Antifa, we need to fight in the streets.
	Corey Booker, I wanted to punch him in the face.
	DNC, people talking about taking Trump outside.
	Maxime Waters said, I'm going to take Trump out tonight.
	Nancy Pelosi said, I don't know why more people aren't being punched in the face, something like that.
	Kamala Harris here is saying protesters should not let up.
	And then zoom in on the Nancy Pelosi one.
	She goes, I don't know why there aren't uprisings all over the country.
	Maybe there will be.
	They totally ignore that.
	Antifa, their paramilitary wing, their vocabulary is pure violence.
	And when we say retaliate, we're told it's dangerous.
	And then they show this guy.
	This one's amazing.
	We might even make this into a t-shirt.
	The New York Times, shouting freedom and other anti-government slogans.
	Hundreds of Cubans took to the streets and cities around the country on Sunday to protest food and medicine.
	Freedom is an anti-government slogan.
	I mean, it is in Cuba in many ways.
	But doesn't it sound like they're on Cuba's side?
	I don't give a shit about this, by the way, this Cuban.
	That was another big story we should be covering, but like, it's just growing pains.
	It's sort of like you see a four-year-old fall and hurt his knee and go, whah, and then he gets up and you're like, there you go.
	Cuba is a toddler.
	And they have to go through their whole American Revolution shit.
	I don't envy them.
	They got a long struggle ahead, but it's not my problem.
	I wish you nothing but the best, guys.
	I actually included that in the insurrection because I'm so lazy, I didn't even read the whole thing.
	And I thought they were talking about the insurrection.
	I have to admit, I didn't realize that was Cuba.
	I was skimming so fast that I just saw hands and I thought that was the meandering.
	And then I saw Freedom and I went, holy shit, and ran with it.
	So that's some bad TV for you.
	It's almost like you saw the picture and you're like, why does this look so intense?
	Yeah.
	What the fuck?
	Here's a great comparison.
	Go to 2.0.
	I forgot what this link is.
	I'm already fucking up at my job.
	Oh, this is great.
	Yeah, I'm glad we got here.
	The gay who strayed, who is another boner inducer.
	She is so fucking hot.
	And I had her on my old show on See Her TV when she had short hair.
	And I was like, holy shit, when you grow your hair out, you are going to be a smoke show.
	And she's got a girl next door appeal.
	She's not a Victoria's Secret model, but you want to fuck her way more than a Victoria's Secret model.
	Click on her name.
	Maybe there's pictures of her.
	She almost exclusively does political memes, but very occasionally she'll show her and her wife, and you're just like, what a waste.
	No, that's a cool vaccination card.
	Meme, meme, meme, meme, meme.
	Looks like a tagged photos.
	Can we do that on here?
	Meme, meme, meme, meme.
	IGTV?
	No, she still gets what.
	I don't know how you do that.
	Just go back to posts.
	What's censored?
	Where?
	Censored.
	Merge band censored.
	It's a compilation of stories?
	Oh, she's got her own page that's all stuff that's been censored.
	Okay, keep going.
	There we go.
	See what I'm saying?
	That's her in the foreground with the shirt on.
	That's her lover.
	See what I'm saying?
	I think she's Italian.
	Italians are something else.
	Marry an Italian, guys.
	They've got that nice olive, oily skin.
	Never wrinkles.
	They're smoky.
	Anyway, go back to her tweet, 2-0.
	BLM Riot lasted seven months.
	At least, if you go BLM Antifa, it's more like 18 months.
	Capital Riot lasted several hours.
	BLM condemned mostly by Republicans.
	Capital Riot condemned by all Republicans and Democrats.
	BLM encouraged by medium politicians.
	Capital encouraged by fringe political groups and agitators.
	23 plus people shot dead in the Antifa BLM riots.
	I say it's 35.
	One person killed, and it was MAGA.
	Hundreds of small businesses destroyed.
	No small businesses destroyed.
	150 federal buildings damaged.
	Isn't that an attack on our democracy?
	One federal building damaged.
	Downplayed by the media.
	Lied about by the media.
	Protesters bailed out.
	Protesters kept in solitary confinement still to this day.
	I saw this thing about the Capitol recently where...
	Wait, my mind just went blank.
	That's not good TV.
	Oh yeah.
	You know that Asian dude who donated his blue suit to the Smithsonian?
	And he goes, this is the suit I used.
	This is the suit I used to donate to, I mean sorry, to clean up after the Capitol riots.
	I've donated it to the Smithsonian to show how important that moment in our history was.
	Someone later posted him cleaning up.
	He had a transparent bag, like a garbage bag, and he was putting in water bottles, empty and semi-drank plastic water bottles into a garbage bag in one particular location.
	Molotov?
	Water bottles?
	Nope.
	Oh.
	Poland Spring.
	Putting them in there.
	Oh, goodness.
	Those are so much.
	There he is.
	Look at that.
	Look, thank God.
	I mean, if he was never born, he wasn't there, there'd be three water bottles and some sort of piece of black, maybe a shirt.
	What sight is that?
	Flipboard.
	So wait, go to the top.
	Congressman has seen him.
	Yeah, I've seen news.
	So they're showing that, and they're sort of like, can you believe how heavy that is?
	If you can clean up something in a suit, then it's not a bad mess.
	That's why you'll notice construction workers don't wear it.
	All right, let's jump to the mailbag.
	Dude, I don't use this computer anymore, and I just have it for the mailbag here in my desk.
	The battery's going down.
	Oh, I unplugged your thing.
	So that way we could have these lights.
	Lights.
	But I kept it charged when I didn't need it, the lights.
	But why would that make the battery go down if it's closed?
	I don't know.
	So I plugged it in and then I plugged it out.
	I just plugged it out today.
	So that should have been charging a good amount.
	So I've done some weeding and viewers, you're right.
	I really do have to go through the letters before the show because there's a lot of shit.
	Hell yeah.
	A lot of crap.
	So there's no crap here today.
	So this first one is called K-12 Teachers Brainwashing Video.
	We've already covered it on the show, but I had asked Ryan to find it, and of course it's in one ear and out the other.
	This is a guy who thinks you just wander out of your apartment and no one cares.
	So someone was recently re-watching GMLs from earlier this year with your dad, and you mentioned you can't find the K-12 teachers.
	I found it, and here's the YouTube link of the original.
	And it's towards the end there.
	We've all seen this before, folks, but it's the greatest hit, and I think it's really important that we watch it again because it really just says everything.
	Like, the curriculum is already very PC with, like, your lamb was stolen from the Indians, and America was built on slavery.
	That's the curriculum.
	But these teachers who are teaching your fucking child, like, if you don't have kids, maybe you don't know that kindergarten is a baby.
	Almost all their words are wrong.
	Cheese boogle, like a slog is a sloth.
	Sunscreen is sunscreen.
	Like, they're still really silly little kids who you talk to.
	You don't talk to as a peer.
	You're like, oh, yeah, tell me more.
	Like, they're very malleable, I guess, is my point.
	I have to restart my email.
	Okay.
	Or open up the other one.
	And the fact that kindergarten teachers are saying, I'm taking this already biased curriculum and flushing it down the toilet because it's not radical enough.
	So what are they doing?
	I'm teaching them about BLM.
	I'm teaching them about Antifa.
	I'm teaching them about Mike Brown, Freddie Gray.
	And of course, it's one version of those events.
	Like, Trayvon Martin was just going to get some Skittles and he got shot because he's black.
	Mike Brown was just walking down the street, and the cop said, Freeze, and he put his hands up and he said, Please don't shoot me.
	And they killed him.
	Freddie Gray was driving around this truck and they bonked his head.
	They were ripping back and forth so much that by the time they got to their destination and opened the door, he was just jam.
	And that one, we only learned about recently.
	That one, when I first heard it, I was like, I've been slammed around in a van.
	I remember it's South by Southwest once.
	We were driving my buddy's van and everyone was in the back and there's no seats there.
	And I was ripping through the streets.
	I was drunk driving, terrorizing them, and they were being hurled against the wall.
	They did it to me, too, for revenge when they were driving.
	And I was like, you got to really, really drive like a lunatic to break someone's neck.
	And then we learned that he was trying to break his neck.
	He was fucking himself up so he could be the next martyr and get money.
	And, you know, he didn't want to die, but he wanted to like hurt himself bad.
	And he could go, they were driving recklessly.
	Anyway, that's the version that these teachers teach.
	And they're teaching it to our children.
	This should be the focus for a lot of us here.
	I know it's not as sexy as like some tranny with dumb eyebrows.
	But as far as like saving America, I think K through 12 is an important direction to go in.
	So this is over at 3.44, Ryan.
	Towards the end.
	You've seen it before, but we can't watch it enough.
	Everything in school is like what they quizzes.
	Yeah, exactly.
	I just know that teachers do not want to teach it.
	People are very ignorant.
	They think that they know everything.
	Society really doesn't care about a lot of things unless it's right in front of their face.
	You get me?
	So I personally know firsthand that we are not getting taught, specifically in social studies, the history that we need to know.
	I actually don't teach what's in our curriculum.
	I'm teaching children social studies that's not in our curriculum.
	I'm teaching them things about how to be an anti-racist.
	Instead of teaching those same three famous black people that we continue to teach, I taught them about protesting.
	I taught them about Black Lives Matter.
	I taught them about things that are happening currently so that they could make those connections.
	And when they see it on the news, they're informed.
	They're not ignoring the facts of our world right now.
	They're facts that we're actually a racist country.
	A racist country.
	Yeah.
	We're not a racist country.
	Yeah, the crust.
	Wait, how old is kindergarten?
	Six.
	Four to six, right?
	Is it four to six?
	That's what I said.
	In what world kindergarten programs in New York City that require a child to turn five years old by September 1st?
	Okay.
	So five.
	In what world is a five-year-old just sitting down watching the news?
	Like, you might start watching the news if you're a total raging nerd at 15.
	Maybe.
	But you've got to be like a C.J. Pearson Doogie Hauser type.
	18, you're having too much fun in 17, 18 to watch the news.
	Maybe like 20, like in college, you might turn it on.
	Even Schoolhouse Rock was kind of like, I think you're trying to teach me some shit.
	I'm not really.
	It's like healthy cereal.
	You're like, nah, not enough sugar in this shit.
	That's gross.
	Those are facts.
	More Amel and the sniffers?
	Okay.
	Thank you very much.
	I mean, we've already promoted them.
	Surely people can look them up on their own.
	But let's see it.
	She's got a real Mick Jagger appeal, doesn't she?
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	The moves.
	Her outfits are amazing.
	Where'd she put a wallet?
	Did you jump in the middle?
	Some mutts can't be muzzled.
	Oh, that's lost here.
	All right, we get it, we get it.
	Go look up Amel and the Sniffers.
	It's weird that a viewer would send me a band we already discovered some more of their songs.
	Isn't that weird?
	Yeah, a little bit.
	Hey, I heard you like the stones.
	Here's some more of their shit.
	Maybe she keeps, instead of a wallet, she keeps like two little nublets of gold, like where her nipples are.
	And then she could just break off a chunk whenever she needs a smaller transaction.
	Yep.
	Oh, my name is Chuck Stewart.
	I'm a cunny gunman.
	I'm a roving young fellow.
	Hey, old drunk and king of the fag zone.
	Ryan, your fun little ass fucking and scissoring fest is no longer being paraded through our town anymore, so you don't need to have a rainbow logo for the show.
	Love the show.
	It helped me get through my 10-11 hour shifts.
	I was 16.
	And just helped me stay woke, nigga.
	Anyway, I want to fuck you with my heels on.
	P.S. Ryan, best luck with the girl.
	May it bring the best.
	And I love the mullah.
	We still have the rainbow flag?
	I thought we got rid of that.
	We do, Nate.
	We have the American flag thing, which, if that's what he's talking about.
	I'm going to censor.tv right now, and I see nothing but stars and strazips, dude.
	Yeah, you got a problem with the stars and bars, my bro?
	That's not an old letter, too.
	It's from yesterday night at midnight.
	My God.
	That's weird.
	Crazy vasectomy music video.
	This music video was posted to my boyfriend's Slack app.
	It's like social media they're required to use for work by a fellow employee.
	The video is most definitely NSFW, but it's been on the Slack page for a week now.
	Side note, I'm at least partially convinced the fatter, uglier of the two nurse girls in the video is actually a dude.
	Just saying.
	Some preview quotes.
	Every straight man in the world goes snip, snip, snip.
	We become useless.
	We're born on a doomed ship.
	Can't bring a life into less than paradise.
	The future's not looking bright.
	Poor people, green people, fuck, son.
	A world without money or isms or schisms in the natural rhythm and keeping our ability to spurt jisms.
	Okay?
	You know, just as a side note, speaking of weird social media, remember Circle Square?
	No.
	It was a thing where you'd have a group of friends, and when you were at a bar or something, it would say, hey, Gavin's at O'Malley's, and it would tell all them.
	They stopped doing it, I guess, because some people don't want to hang out with their friends all the time, and maybe it became a social thing where you didn't feel like calling that dude.
	But I have certain dudes that I would love to just know I'm at my local.
	I don't want to have to go on my text and go, hey, guys, I'm going to O'Malley's.
	So I'd love an app to do it for me.
	And I'd love to know if they're all at O'Malley's.
	Sometimes I'm sitting around bored and they, like the other day, Maddie ended up getting totally shithoused because he was there and someone was like, let's do shots.
	And it was spontaneous.
	Now, you feel like a homo if a spontaneous buzz is going on.
	You're like, hold on, this is getting fun.
	I have to text my friend.
	I don't want him to miss out on one second of fun, you guys.
	But if the phone was like, hey, dude, you guys are partying, they should bring that back.
	Anyway, sorry.
	Social media tangent.
	Those early aughts?
	Yes.
	Circle Square, I believe.
	Hear me peeling away in my PT.
	I just got off the stage and left them asking.
	Could it be he?
	The one who breaks the music out and plays it oh so freely, but we still paid the tag price for his motherfucking CD.
	Wow!
	Boy, that fire feels good.
	So wait, his logo is, or at least in this song, is a sperm that's crossed out.
	What a shitty collage.
	Every time I show this to Khan's not lefts, he loves cats, of course, and kooky socks.
	And weed, man.
	I was this brainwashed when I was his age.
	Hey, buddy, guess what?
	Britten got sniped nuts.
	And I'm proud to admit, son, that this son won't be the kids on a dot of the waters moldy, so make it a gene fool.
	I know it sounds mean, fool, and stupid to say we become useless, and maybe it's just my loose lips.
	But we were born on a doomed ship, and all my schooling shows the flooding is sold to us as a bullshit.
	I mentioned moves, but let me get this.
	What the fuck is going on in this world?
	We have men celebrating and dancing the idea of cutting their balls off.
	Being a eunuch is groovy now.
	Every straight man in the world says.
	Oh, because can't reproduce.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	Wow.
	Oh, yeah, she's right.
	That is definitely a dude.
	Yeah.
	We got to stop making people.
	They need to sing that song in Africa.
	Or in the hood.
	I wish somebody sang that nine months before this guy was born.
	Yeah.
	But every time I show that to not lefts, they go, yeah, good.
	I don't want them breeding.
	Yeah, I guess.
	I see what you're saying.
	They used to draw a line ethically, right?
	Unless you have two or more kids, you can't have a vasectomy.
	Oh, really?
	Doctors would.
	Well, I told you when I was his age, I went to my doctor and he said, get the fuck out of here.
	And I went, okay, thank you.
	Yeah.
	I think you can undo that also, which isn't the point, but chlorine dioxide.
	It absolutely does work.
	Not a bomb from Antifa.
	My aunt is a scientist, researcher, doctor who recommended it.
	My family and I've taken it for years.
	Clears up a ton of infections.
	Just make sure to follow the instructions and take the amount recommended.
	If you go over, you'll shit your pants.
	If you follow the recommended amount, but you shit your pants anyway, that's on you for drinking.
	Okay, so my super smart doctor friend says, no, it's very dangerous.
	And then these people are saying, it's not.
	This one's called Gavin's Fart Technique.
	Hey, I've been using your fart technique when I'm around my fiancé where you separate the cheeks.
	Now, what you do is you put your like beak of your fingers, right, right down to your anal lips, almost like you're going to fuck yourself up the butt with your chicken fingers.
	That's the worst sentence I've ever heard.
	Like a chicken is going to face rape you.
	It gets worse and worse.
	I'm not talking about like near the asshole.
	I mean like touching.
	You might get poo on your fingers.
	Then you force it open.
	And then.
	You know what's funny?
	I just realized Ant Culture retweeted my rebuttal to the Vanity Fair thing.
	And a lot of my enemies always post this picture of me putting a butt plug up my ass.
	Yeah, yeah, they love that.
	And I feel absolutely nothing when I see that.
	Yeah.
	Because I did do that.
	I still think it's funny.
	The context was funny.
	And it's not someone I'm not.
	I did that.
	It was on my show.
	I was saying I could dance.
	Hillary Clinton dances like she's got something up her ass.
	I bet I could dance better than her with something up my ass.
	And I did.
	That's a good bit.
	That's good comedy as far as I'm concerned.
	When you're being accused of something and they have it right, you feel nothing.
	You're like, yeah, got a problem?
	It was like a lot.
	They're pretending like jackass wasn't the biggest fucking trend or entertainment thing in the fucking.
	It may be a generational thing, but I just thought it was funny.
	Anyway, where you separate the cheeks and let it...
	So it's not the cheeks.
	You got to get really close to the source.
	And it's worked pretty well.
	However, one of the times I did it while being within hearing distance of her and still made a noise.
	Like I'll...
	Yeah, you weren't separating the anus enough.
	Get away from the word cheeks.
	That's what chicks do.
	It's lips.
	It's your anal lips.
	Which I hate the term too, but it's the most accurate.
	And I'm about 80% sure she knew I farted.
	Not the end of the world.
	We never fart around each other, and I think she avoided saying anything when it happened, just to save my own embarrassment.
	My question is: has this technique ever failed you in front of your wife?
	And what do you do if it works?
	But then she walks over where the smell is?
	Okay, first of all, this technique is for lying in bed with your wife when she's either asleep or drifting off to sleep.
	So the smell, unless it's the worst smell ever, probably isn't going to wake her up.
	But a loud fart could, or at least take her out of that, you know, nebulous about to fall asleep zone.
	As far as in the day, or like you're sitting around, you got to get up to go fart.
	You don't sit there on the couch, like trying to find your anal lips in your fucking pants.
	And then letting up.
	Honey, what are you doing?
	Nothing, nothing, just fucking.
	What's that smell?
	I don't know.
	Maybe it's you.
	The dog?
	No, you got to leave and go fart.
	And then you just sort of...
	That's a whole different technique.
	You go to another room, you fart, and then you tap your ass to get the air to go through the pant material.
	Conor McGregor, Joe Rogan.
	Joe Rogan in his post-fight interview with, this is one thing I was just talking about, is fucking shameless.
	He allows him to be Irish white trash, the Irish white trash that he is, and called Dustin Porre's wife a hoe on the mic in front of everyone.
	Just saying, if I were Joe Rogan, I wouldn't let him get that soundbite.
	Yeah, I'm sure you would be telling Conor McGregor to go shut his mouth.
	Broken egg, Connor?
	You could tell Molly.
	Trust me, if I was there, I wouldn't be taking any shit from Conor McGregor.
	I'd say, what the f- You know what you would do?
	You'd do fucking nothing.
	Obviously, stopped in a horrible way.
	Give us your thoughts on how it was going.
	I was punching the blade and head of him, kicking the blade and head of him.
	He was what should he do with the coaches?
	He said that he believes that one of the kicks that he checked is what broke your leg.
	What's Joe Ruby supposed to do at this point?
	Hey, hey.
	Hey, man, you missed the punch and step back.
	Tell us what you felt.
	Tell us what you thought was going on.
	Dusty D had separated me blade and landed on the monkey leg of the gun listening at the wind.
	Something similar to that.
	That's a fing out of our business.
	Listen, it was a wild fight for as long as it lasted.
	I'm sure you'll be back, and I'm sure you're going to want Dustin again, and I'm sure he'll oblige you.
	But you can sort of see that the pain's setting in, right?
	The adrenaline is wearing out.
	Yeah, look at him.
	Ow.
	That's the pain.
	So great fight.
	I think that'll be a two-parter, right, Ryan?
	It's a great show.
	Yeah, it could be a two-parter.
	It's really good, really?
	Three hours?
	Really good dialogue.
	It's about three hours.
	It's just chill.
	Yeah, I mean, fucking the chemistry is awesome.
	It's just real relaxing.
	The camera's basically a fly on the wall.
	You're just watching guys hang out.
	There's a lot of good conversations there.
	It's entertaining stuff.
	And then we also show the fight pretty well.
	We keep it dirty enough to not get sued.
	Every time I meet people who know Maddie or know of him, including cops, they go, you know Maddie?
	He's a really bad guy.
	And I go, yeah, but he's my really bad guy.
	That's right.
	He's my monster.
	He's my baby monster.
	You know what that comes from?
	That's what his nickname.
	His nickname is he lost his shit in prison because someone stole one of his books, which is a magazine.
	And you're not allowed to have porn in the joint, but it's grandfathered in.
	So they're not going to take your Playboys.
	So a Playboy now is gold.
	So they have them in binders, like you turn the pages.
	It has an angle.
	Like a comic book nerd.
	Yeah, like a number one Superman.
	And they're laminated and all that shit.
	So he has it.
	He's happy to loan it to you.
	You better not fucking damage it.
	But someone takes it from his cell.
	So he's like, that's it.
	So he tucks his shirt into his pants, tucks his pants into his socks, ties his shoes up, double knots.
	Like, this is it.
	It's going to be a big fight.
	Don't want my shoes coming off.
	And he goes into the main hall and he goes, vom, vom, vom, and unplugs all the TVs and everything.
	And he goes, look, who the fuck stole my fucking book?
	I'm going to find out who it is.
	I'm going to kick the shit out of them.
	Okay?
	If you have it, someone gave it to you.
	I'm going to kick the shit out of you.
	And then you can take it up with the guy who gave it to you.
	Making it clear that someone's going to die.
	And it was much louder than that.
	Screaming at everyone.
	And then everyone's like, Jesus Christ, relax.
	Holy shit.
	He's like, all right, I got that clear.
	I got that clear.
	And then his buddy came into the hall a little bit later, and he hadn't seen him in a while, but he had heard about the screaming.
	And he goes, he says to the old, I don't know what you call it, the room of people watching TV, he goes, anybody seen my baby monster around here?
	No way.
	Yeah, he has a tattoo of it.
	That's his nickname now, Baby Monster.
	Amazing.
	Remember this?
	This is fun.
	Should we show a little sneak peek of the entrances?
	Yeah, okay.
	Oh, we were redoing the entrance to a boxing match or a fight.
	Turn it up.
	Oops.
	You just ruined it.
	That was terrible, Ryan.
	I'll edit and post.
	What a great teaser.
	No, don't edit and post.
	I want this show to be real.
	Play it again.
	Do you not have the music?
	Oh my god, you suck so much shit.
	What a great teaser.
	Everyone's chomping at the bit to see this now.
	What are you pulling up the music now?
	God, you suck.
	And then it became...
	Yeah, this is a frame rate thing, the computer's jogging up.
	Because it's playing some and then not playing others.
	Alright, whatever.
	It looks good.
	Looks good.
	Sounds good.
	I look like a weird little midget.
	Did you get your shoes in this channel?
	Hey, Ro Hero, Gavrin and Ryan.
	Arlian.
	I put this in the comments.
	Wasn't sure if you'd see it.
	Gav, the feminist font is deliberate.
	It's meant to annoy you.
	Check out any woman's scrapbook, kids' school poster that they make.
	It's the main font throughout all their art.
	Regards, the woman who is surrounded by shitty font abusers.
	Take care.
	Oh, okay.
	Gavin, I'm not much into blondes, but I find Cap Timp so fucking hot.
	What is your opinion?
	I would give her very high eights, probably an 8.975.
	I think it's because she's pretty, but also kind of funny and dorky.
	Yeah.
	Her glasses are fake, though.
	It kind of bugs me.
	And I thought it was a revolutionary discovery.
	Someone watching the show was looking at Eddie Gowd when the reflection is on his glasses.
	And they go, they're not prescription.
	Eddie Gowd does not need glasses.
	He's wearing them to look intellectual.
	He's a phony.
	Another reason that I would love to be on Twitter.
	And that's exactly why I'm not on Twitter.
	Because I would tease the sacred lions.
	Okay, should this be the last one?
	The subject is...
	What is the subject?
	The subject is Danny Mullen.
	You need to get this guy uncensored.
	He's a big Trumper who lives in Cali and got a huge following by being anti-PC and supporting Trump.
	Oh.
	I didn't know he was.
	He's always on the show Painkiller already.
	They just talk about video games and shit.
	But that's good to know he's a Trumper.
	I always know I liked it.
	Isn't that weird when you like a guy, you're like, he seems cool.
	And you assume they're a liberal because anybody who's anybody popular.
	Oh, he's not canceled.
	If you're looking at them, then they must be a liberal.
	Give the video a like.
	Support the antics.
	Smash the subscribe.
	Portland to protest.
	Every night for more than six weeks now, Portland, a liberal, largely white city, has seen demonstrations from racial.
	Go forward to the conflict.
	To the republic for witches.
	See, if you guys were all naked, that would count as a freedom of speech demonstration.
	Oh, this is good.
	Yeah, go vacuum in.
	What's up, guys?
	Loving life.
	Loving life, baby.
	Guys, we've decided right now, we'll tip you a substantial amount if you say Blue Lives Matter into the camera.
	Blue Lives Matter?
	Well, yeah, behind cops.
	Cops sent me up to take a fall for some shit that my fucking brother did.
	And because I wouldn't roll on him, they gave me fucking 75 likes in prison.
	I just recently got out.
	They might have given you that sentence for poor ink choice.
	Poor ink choice, poor life choice, poor whatever choice, whatever you want to call it.
	I don't support anything that any kind of police do.
	Dude, really?
	You know, he's an off-duty officer?
	That's fine.
	I work in LA.
	We actually protect our city, bro.
	When I get calls, bro, I go to some...
	Last time when he all came out, I got beat and I got tased and I got shot out.
	They were having any new shit.
	No, it was your people that did it.
	Black people did it.
	Your people.
	Black people.
	Oh, no.
	Black people.
	Anyway, that's enough.
	That's a cool little thing.
	Poor ink choice, I think, was the only takeaway there.
	But what's the whole story, dude?
	You got 75 to life for something your brother did because he wouldn't roll on him?
	Is that 100% of the story?
	Last time the cops came by, they just tased you for no reason.
	Really?
	You facially tattooed fucking freak.
	All right.
	Wait a minute.
	Yeah, we already covered that.
	Yeah, that's it.
	All right, let's do the final video.
	From now on, we always want to end on a fun note.
	I don't want to have some like kid getting run over by a car as the final video.
	We're an optimistic site.
	I saw someone sent in a thing, actually, a reader, a viewer, and they were talking about the coin toss and how coins have no memory and mathematics is sort of anti-human in a way.
	Because a human flips a coin four times, gets heads four times, and he thinks he's going to get tails now.
	As my dad would say, pounding his fist, a coin doesn't have any fucking memory.
	He was so mad because he realized I married a hot chick and I made a bimbo man.
	And I could have had a smart son if I hadn't married this hot chick.
	And he said, so you keep thinking the pendulum's going to swing the other way.
	That's just as dumb as thinking the next toss is going to be tails.
	But that's a weak analogy because a coin toss is totally random.
	The political atmosphere, if you look back over history, it's rocking back and forth, rocking back and forth.
	The presidents are almost always liberal conservative, liberal conservative, liberal conservative.
	It's not like we have five liberal presidents, then a conservative president, and then five liberal presidents, and then five conservative presidents.
	It doesn't go like that.
	It's bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop.
	Check history.
	So it's inevitable that it's going to swing back.
	The question is when?
	I'm talking like the end of those pharmaceutical commercials where they have to cram a bunch of stuff in on the radio.
	The why of things.
	Now, I got to admit, when I first saw this video, I thought it's bullshit in that if something like that is going to tip, people can't save it.
	But then I did the math and I counted about 15 people.
	Let's say they weigh on average around 200 pounds.
	That's 3,000 pounds.
	That's a pretty substantial weight.
	Have you seen this yet?
	Yep.
	I guess everyone has, right?
	So the main guy running it just gets the hell out of there.
	Look, some random dude just goes, I'm going to hold on.
	And then everyone just starts running over.
	Isn't that ballsy?
	Because who knows what's going to happen?
	Like, say the fulcrum in the middle there breaks and it tips forward, you're dead.
	Like, that's tons of steel that you've all decided to hold on to.
	Now everyone knows we're safe.
	It's not brave anymore.
	Look at this guy showing up.
	I got it.
	I'm in.
	Thanks, Eddie.
	There's a better one.
	There's a better angle here.
	2-8.
	Yeah, that's when it was really bad.
	Look at that.
	Look at that guy.
	He's out of there.
	Bye.
	Can you turn it off, dude?
	Isn't there a kill switch?
	Look, he seems to be beckoning people over there.
	You've got to be kidding me.
	Someone's getting fired.
	Holy shit, they must have been pooping your pants.
	We could go at any moment, folks.
	An aneurysm?
	You might have an aneurysm when you're sitting on the toilet.
	You never know.
	You could have an aneurysm on a toilet.
	You never know.
	So let's live life to the fullest.
	We're in some crazy times.
	Clown World is winning right now.
	Let's not lie to ourselves.
	But we're fighters and we're going to keep fighting until we get this country back.
	And let's have some fun while we're doing it.
	Laugh in someone's face when they're having these panic attacks about politics and telling you you're a murderer, calling you a racist and anti-Semite at Timothy McVay.
	You can say war, but you can also be smiling when you say war.
	Let's become the happy warriors and enjoy ourselves as we fight back against these cocksuckers who are trying to flush our nation, our culture, and our civilization down the toilet.
	Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
	Mining souls so many big black holes move forward.
	My deep, mining soul can be.
	It will be our brain.
	Minding soul at any place, it can distort the time space.
	Minding soul, it's behind you.
	It's about you.

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