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July 13, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S04E10 - WORLD ON FIRE
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Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Kevin McKinnon.
Where are you gonna go when you fly the place in tonight?
We got a slowly falling down the steep old slope.
Kindly tell me I think you're going to come when no one wants to know you and no one wants to stand by your side.
That was a shambolics by the way.
Fee Fife.
Reader turned me on to that band.
No, no, reader, a subscriber.
A lot of good bands.
FIFE, by the way, they're big man.
I consider Fife Edinburgh.
To me, it's just like there's either Glasgow and Edinburgh and then everything in between is sort of a mess of one of the two, you know?
Actually, that's a dumb thing to say.
I think of Fife as Edinburgh because it's like a ferry ride away.
But I don't think of every other place on the West Coast as Glasgow and East Coast as Edinburgh.
Have I got it?
East and West, right?
Yeah.
Great band.
Shambolic means like a disorganized mess.
Pretty new band, a couple years old.
Cool.
I was wary.
I'm always wary of bands that come from big accent towns because I hate, as we discussed yesterday morning, I don't want them to not do their accent.
But this guy sounds Scottish, right?
I was considering doing 1-3, Jack and Diane.
This guy does a beautiful version.
It's almost perfect.
And play it.
So the beginning is perfectly normal.
He's in the closet.
He's not outwardly gay yet.
Jackie's gonna be a football star.
Diane's a little bit.
What happened?
It's loading?
We have bad internet today?
People really hate it when we talk about technical problems.
I like it.
I think it makes the show unique.
I stole it kind of from Fisher Spooner.
Fisher Spooner were this really over-the-top electro clash band, Warren Fisher and Casey Spooner.
And they'd be doing the show, and then they would be like, and it was all like production and dancers and lights, like Siegfried and Roy.
And then they would stop.
And Casey would go, wait, what?
Stop.
What are you guys doing up there?
Stop, stop, stop.
And the lights would come on, and then the dancers would move over a bit and stuff.
It was all fake.
I mean, they were doing it for a show.
And then we go back to the show.
It was very punk.
I really appreciated it.
What's going on with that video?
So the other video's working.
Okay.
And this one.
Why would you tell me the other video's working?
Like, I give a flying fire.
That means the internet's working.
Okay, here we go.
The best part about this studio is that it's super high-tech.
I mean, sorry.
One of the great things about the studio is we're no longer in that shithole, terrible internet that was all Chinese people sewing above us.
This is like high speed.
Sucking on a chili dog.
Sucking on a chilly dog.
Sucking on a chilly doll.
Sucking on a chilly dog.
Sucking on a chili dog.
Sucking on a chilly dog.
Sucking on a chili dog.
Sucking on a chilly dog.
Chili dog.
Sucking on a chilly dog.
Can you suck on a chili dog?
Sucking on a dog.
Sucking on a chili dog.
Chili.
Sucking on a chili dog.
The problem with sucking on a chili dog is to suck anything.
You need to create a vacuum, right?
So you wrap your lips around the wiener, she said, and then you start sucking.
All the chili dog chili is going to go in your mustache.
I haven't had a chili dog in years.
There's a chili dog place on the way here.
I want to get some chili dog.
I want to get some chili dogs.
I want to suck on a chili dog.
And then, of course, I almost went with this band.
Never heard of them before.
Narrow views.
This chili dog.
Kind of a weird thing.
I'm going back all the duels just because I'm the fastest dream American first.
Let's fuck with the badass.
Agreed.
I don't know this band.
They might be a Nazi skin advanced for all you know, but I like everything so far.
Go full screen.
Stomach's expelled run.
I will always be the finest of the rest.
All right, that's enough.
That sentiment Is boring up until 1990 in that it was just a given.
Like if your dad said that, you'd go, Yeah, that's just July 4th.
It's normal.
Today, you see that through the lens of all this bullshit, and you go, Whoa, those guys are fucking Nazis.
They're proud nationalists.
They think America's the best, and they hate other, they don't give a flying fuck about other countries.
How dare they?
You know who else feels that way?
Other countries.
Other countries are more patriotic for America than your average liberal.
Like, go to 1.6.
The whole world's on fire, by the way, right now.
I'm not sure what the fuck is going on.
We'll get to that in a sec, but there's revolutions everywhere.
But look at that.
South Korea waves the American flag.
Sudan.
Sudan waves the American flag as a way of saying we want freedom.
It's actually synonymous with freedom.
Hong Kong uses it.
You animated me out of there a little early, dude.
Cuba's using it now.
It means freedom.
Remember that thing yesterday in the New York Times?
Screaming anti-government slogans like freedom.
Cuba, speaking of Cuba, holy shit is it on fire.
What a mess.
I couldn't care less, though.
I've been to Cuba many times.
As a Canadian, you're allowed to go.
And my dad, my parents love it because the booze is cheap.
Like, I love Cuba.
I go, no, you don't.
You love the resort, which is surrounded with razor wire.
And then you get there, and it's not a great place.
The service staff, because they grew up as socialists, they see serving people as below them.
So they sort of throw your plate down.
Like, here you go, faggot.
And the beer tastes like astronaut beer.
It's one beer, and it tastes like powdered beer that you stir.
It doesn't taste like beer.
It's fucking gross.
It tastes like fake beer.
And then you go into the main town.
You need a guide, like who looks like Alec Weck to show you on.
It's usually someone who looks like Alec Weck, but with a stub.
And they take you to all the little spots and they show you where to get something to eat, not get ripped off.
And people are dying for...
They used to be blue jeans, I guess, but now they're dying for soap, toilet paper, shampoo.
So a lot of experienced Canadians will pack their bags with normal shit like that.
Like household toiletries.
There's socialism.
Like when your weather is as good as that, you can just live off tourism.
It's the best industry in the world because it's someone else busting their ass, making money, and then pouring it all over you just for existing, and then they leave.
Thanks.
You don't use up my resources.
You just come here.
You sit on my beaches and I take your money.
What a great deal.
And then Fidel's like, no, we'll do sugar cane.
Okay.
Anyway, 1-7, I have very few feelings for this place.
And that's not a negative thing.
I'm just like, yeah, you're going through your normal revolution phase.
Go ahead.
You'll catch up.
You tried socialism.
It didn't work.
Good.
I'm actually very confident that they'll be good.
They'll be okay.
The only difference between this and the writing after the George Floyd thing was the necessity.
Yeah.
Well, the other thing is there's nothing to loot.
You go into stores in Cuba and there's just shelf after shelf, and then there'll be like a pair of shoes and a hat and like a corkscrew and a bench.
And you're like, I don't need any of these four things.
I guess I'll leave.
Benny Johnson went there once and did a little expose before he was hot.
And he had a shirt that said commies aren't cool or something like that.
Communism sucks.
And I texted him.
I go, Benny, don't wear that there.
Like, you can vanish.
Very easy.
This is a funny meme because Bernie and socialists like to always talk about how well-educated the prostitutes in Cuba are.
Yes.
And the great health care everyone has.
Sort of, sure, okay.
They have health care and education and nothing else, including food.
The food sucks, too.
There's no Cuban cuisine isn't really a thing.
I mean, they have it here.
They have their little Cuban restaurants, but there, it's just like bland.
Everything is bland, which is a challenge when you come from such arable land.
Show that Bernie meme 18.
Bernie trying to figure out why Cubans are protesting despite having great literacy programs.
God, wrestling sucks.
Hey.
Are you another wrestling guy?
I used to.
I like wrestling a lot.
And don't let these new cats speak for you.
Like, this isn't.
It's been retarded.
I can't believe anyone I know likes it.
And a lot of the people I know love it.
It's fucking embarrassing.
It's sub-video.
Dude, attitude errors like Peak Americana.
Yeah, well, Peak Americana sucks then.
So Cuba's lit.
Wembley is lit.
Go to 1-9.
This is old news now, but Britain is not happy.
England, I should be more specific.
England is not happy about losing to Italy.
Italians are very happy about winning.
They haven't had the Cup, I think, since the 50s.
I don't really know soccer.
But yeah, they stormed the stadium.
That's 1-9, right?
Yeah, there they are.
Breaching security.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, my God.
Oh, no!
Sound.
Sound.
Oh, my God.
Shit.
You know what's weird about the English?
They were fighting these guys as they came in.
It was like hooligans who paid versus hooligans who didn't pay.
Never seen that before.
The horses can't even do anything at this point.
Go on, charge at them.
Fucking charging them.
Do it.
They'll say fucking move.
Move?
Fucking charge them.
Oh my god.
Fucking hell.
And finally, in our lit montage, South Africa is lit.
Now I actually care about this more, and for good reason.
We are very similar to South Africa post-apartheid right now.
And they go, oh, Nazis complain about white genocide, which isn't true.
It barely comes up ever.
But now that you bring it up, here's a place where critical race theory came to fruition and it became a given that white people are evil and they've stole this land and everything they do is bad.
And now it's a nation of revenge with no culture, no patriotism, no nationalism, no nothing.
It's just me, me, me, and nothing else.
Which kind of goes back to the Rhodesian white farmers who were slaughtered and then the mob would take over their farms and everything would die.
You know, if you're going to have, at least in the Iranian Revolution in 79, they took over a beautiful place and they made it their own, which was a piece of disgusting religious shit.
But at least they had a plan.
You know, I don't like their plan.
I don't like Iran.
I think it was way better in 1978.
But these guys, just like the people who stole the farms, they have no plan.
I think 5% of the farms that were taken over in what is now Zimbabwe became, didn't just become all death, but they only were self-sustaining farms like they fed the people who had the farm, which is like a few things of lettuce.
They were not these thriving tobacco fields that the white farmers had.
So we tried it out in Rhodesia.
It didn't go well.
And here we are in South Africa.
And it's just fucking...
Here they are pulling over a car and then using whips to steal the vehicle from the white people.
No, hey, hey!
Do not be aggressive!
Are you fucking serious?
Why don't they have guns?
Just shoot him and dig a hole.
You should have...
If I was a white person in South Africa, right now I'd have a gun and a shovel everywhere I went.
Right?
Like, why are they even filming it?
Do you think you're going to get justice?
The police aren't on your side.
The president isn't on your side.
President Jacob...
So what happened there was Jacob Zuma got caught with being corrupt.
Like all, I believe 100% of African leaders are corrupt, right?
I mean, they kind of define it.
EDMN, baby dock, Mugabe.
It's what they do.
Witty Mandela.
Even Nelson Mandela is such a hero.
He killed 300 people with random bombs.
He was a fucking terrorist, I'm afraid.
But so Jacob Zuma got caught with corruption, being corrupt, and he refused to concede, and he refused to accept his sentence.
So there was riots with his supporters in the streets.
Not really, though.
There was like two dozen people that support Zuma, who he probably pays, that are on his payroll, and they protested.
And then the whiff of riot filled the air.
And now the entire country is World War Z. And the reason I care is because this is the kind of guy who leads these people.
What's his song?
This isn't shoot the boar.
This is a different song about shooting white people.
Look at her Wakanda outfit.
This is the president.
Well, people must be outraged, right?
By this song?
Go back.
No, they're digging it.
Look at the military.
Singing about genocide.
This is a genocide dance.
People with that?
So in that, you know, the common allegation is that conservatives are paranoid and they keep talking about white genocide.
I'm not obviously not concerned about it here to any large degree.
I married an Indian.
I made non-white kids.
But while you're mocking white genocide, you may want to check in on South Africa because it's not going very well.
The president is dancing, talking about killing white people.
Yeah, but so it was ProZuma for an hour and a half.
And now look at it.
I have a whole bunch here.
We'll just sort of plow through them.
2-2.
Look at this.
Like, this is what I meant with the dead farms after they took over the farms and just let all the crops rot.
There's no sense of community here.
There's no sense of like, this is our country.
It's almost like, you know, aliens from outer space land on Earth and they're only going to be here for an hour.
So they grab what they can and then leave.
You know what I mean?
Like when you ride and loot, you have no regard for the big picture.
Yes, but they are starving.
Really?
Why is there a kid's tractor there?
They need to eat to survive.
Look at all this stuff.
You got to hand it to them.
They took looting to a new level.
This isn't grabbing a few Gucci bags.
Like, people have pallets.
Look at these.
Because there's no police.
You can afford to take your time and really do it right.
See, there's no running.
I need a table.
I need this clothing.
Oh, that guy ducked out of the way.
Dude, you don't have to duck out of the way.
There's going to be no research here.
There's going to be no, it won't be like the New York Times investigating the meandering and putting 3,000 hours of tape together.
Look at that.
They need to eat.
Okay, why are they looting a sports store?
Where are all the golf clubs?
There we go.
They need to eat TVs?
I like the sad music.
2-3.
Protests over the imprisonment of the former.
That's not what it is.
It's not about that.
Some Allen's actors said the uprising was born of deeper issues of poverty and lack of opportunity.
Yeah, New York Times, we can always predict your angle.
You're on the side of the looters.
If these looters were white and it was mega, it would be like Trump's violent rhetoric emerges as the death of a nation.
It's from poverty and lack of opportunity.
What a bunch of fucking...
I think the problem with the left is they haven't lived.
They never met anyone.
And they're just incapable of accepting the fact that some people are just shitheads.
They're pussies, basically, is what it comes down to.
Look at this.
This is from Deeper Issues.
Thank God we abolished apartheid, huh?
People can finally be free.
Go to 2-4.
This is getting depressing, so we're going to have to wrap it up soon.
Get back to fun.
Get back to the fun zone.
Dude, I worked out today.
I'm recovering now.
Look at that.
Is that War Z?
World War Z. World War Z, yeah.
Where's Brad Pitt?
Holy shit.
Look at that.
Or Tomorrow War.
It's also a lot like Tomorrow War.
And that makes sense, too, because in Tomorrow War, the aliens are just there to eat us and animals and everything else.
To eat our livestock.
Is someone happy filming that?
Sounds pretty excited.
Unless they're...
No.
I thought this was funny.
A jihadi braveheart.
What do you think of our new anime fade?
Alright.
I like it.
I want a rainbow sweep.
Look into it.
People are real mad about the logo.
They go, you said it's not a gay logo anymore, but it is on the app, the little square icon.
Yeah, I don't care about that.
I think it looks cool, actually.
I like that.
This kind of looks like retro 70s.
Yeah.
We're taking back the rainbow, by the way.
It's a Christian thing.
So ignore the narrator with the camera.
You gotta see the guy with the stick.
He wants to be Braveheart so bad.
Allahu Akbar.
Here we go.
313 in battle.
Remember, Saps fast.
They the authority.
We go behind them.
Clear, everybody clear the roads for saps.
Let them go forward.
Yeah, that's not too braveheart.
A braveheart, we fight.
Thank you, Bolana.
At the front, you're determined not to fight.
And then you said, get out of the way of the military and police, and then we'll follow behind them.
That's not really charge kind of stuff.
Remember, shut up!
World's worst braveheart.
Why do they put orange when their beards go white?
It looks so stupid.
Looks like Planet of the Apes orangutan people.
Yeah, and the Indians do it too.
When their hair goes white, they make it orange of all colors.
Police are helping out.
That's 2-7.
That was nice to see.
Ensuring the rioters get what they deserve.
That's why you don't have to worry about being on camera.
The police are rioting, too.
Look, just pulling up some coolers of stuff.
What's in the coolers, do you think?
Votes.
What?
Uncounted, unmarked ballots.
It's got to be booze, right?
Like, you're not stealing food.
Okay, this is about full.
They make the best looters because when anyone tries to loot their loot, they just shoot them.
And they say, I shot a looter.
I'm a looter shooter.
Yeah, look how relaxed they are.
Remember, Proud Boys went to Texas to help with the flood, and they posed with guns because you need guns down there.
Any kind of catastrophe is dangerous because there's looters around.
And then the media's take was Proud Boys go to Texas to hunt looters and shoot them.
Which actually isn't, even that's not so, that's not true.
But it's not so bad.
It's kind of cool.
Cool if true.
What the fuck?
And anyway, seeing the cops help out reminded me of how much they helped in Katrina many years ago.
Remember this scene?
The police said it was okay.
And we actually saw the police.
They're in aisle three.
Hold on, Joy.
How are you doing?
Hi, what's the good here?
It's a weird African accent.
Picking shoes?
No, we're looking for looters.
Looking for looters.
And what do you do when you find them?
Because I think.
They're all around us, though.
That's what I think.
Including you.
What are you doing at?
Haven't taken anything, ma'am.
Did you see what she said to her friend?
She goes, go ahead.
They don't quite look your color.
It's amazing.
You know, one of the things that strikes you is, of course, Walmart is a store that everybody knows, and to walk in it and see it as a free-for-all like that is...
Well, you can't help but laugh sometimes, even though it is grossly against the law.
To see the police, though, that was a shock.
Do you suspect that the police officer that you encountered in there was not making something up out of whole cloth, and that those people were also not making something up out of holdcloth, given what Governor Blanco said, that essentially if it's non-violent,
they have other things to worry about than people stealing stuff?
That's true.
They do, obviously.
In a city where the mayor has just proclaimed that he believes there's hundreds, maybe thousands dead, the looting of one Walmart does not rank very high on the Richter scale of problems.
However, when you have the police in there looting, that is a problem.
Because if the breakdown of law and order happens on the very first day after the hurricane, how far will it go in a couple of days?
Anyway, that was crazy.
Keith Olbermann.
So was that Keith?
I don't get, like, you don't stuff in a weird colloquialism like making stories up out of whole cloth in a news brief where someone is in another part of the country.
We can't understand what the fuck you're talking about.
So whose side was he on there?
Are they making up what out of whole cloth?
What stories are they making up?
What are their lies?
I guess he's saying, Keith Oberman is saying, this isn't a big deal.
I mean, yeah, there's someone stealing some paper towels, but we have murder and death going on.
Yeah, that's what he's saying.
And then the other guy is probably singing at Keith.
I know people who know Keith Oberman.
He's insufferable.
I knew people who were in a fantasy baseball team with him, and he was constantly calling the board about various decisions, and eventually they just kicked him out.
He's a nightmare of a human being.
So I'd imagine that co-worker there was like, sure, Keith, yeah, it's not as bad as murder.
I didn't say it was as bad as murder, but you did see my footage of the police with a shopping cart, did you not?
All right, let's start the show.
New York Post, teen gang war.
This is our town.
New York is on fire.
There's no bail.
The police have been told not to do their jobs, so okay.
And young black men with no fathers who have barely gone to school and never had a job are bored.
Idle hands are the devil's playground.
So they join a gang for some adventure, and then part of a gang is hierarchy.
And how do you move up the ladder?
You kill people.
So there's just fucking murders everywhere.
Jerianne Elliott, dead at age 13.
A major gang war has broken out in New York City streets.
Law enforcement say and claim the lives of three teens in less than a week.
Jerry Elliott was killed Sunday was just 13, but he'd already been busted eight times.
What are the gang's names?
That's what I want to know.
Is it what was the making it happen boys?
That's what they that's real news.
Oh, the 800 YGZ or Young Gunners.
That he'd been seeing the 13-year-olds.
I like that name, Young Gunners.
But it should, wouldn't it be cool if the headline was like, make it happen, boys, showdown with Young Gunners.
Well, if you name your crew something that's completely expletive, like the Cunt Boys or something, so they could never print it, it would be hard to find you.
They just do Asterisks.
They just do asterisks.
This was another funny story in the post.
Wokeout, walkout, day after glowing review.
So this restaurant called Brooklyn Rooftop Restaurant Overspace.
It's super overpriced and it's just paper plates on big steel things, but it's all these Asian fusion things.
It gets popular and get woke, go broke.
The multicultural chefs decide that it's evil and they all do a walkout the day after it becomes popular.
Which is what I suspect happened with Vice when they got in trouble.
I think once you try to appease the far left by having PC, lesbians, trans, minorities, and you make it all about being woke, you've invited that world in and their vocabulary involves fuck you and strikeouts and colonialism.
So it's a dumb thing to do.
It's sort of like Nazi skinheads.
If you were to have a Nazi skinhead oi music festival like Woodstock, but oi, right?
And there was no problems and you, you, the there was bathrooms and everything was cool and you, every, the cheap, the sound system sounded perfect and everything was cheap.
Those guys are inherently violent.
So there's going to be major violence there.
That's their vocabulary.
That's what they do.
So someone who's also a Nazi skinned is going to get the living shit beaten out of them for a stupid reason.
The same with the woke crew.
Once you become part of their world, they eat you up.
Speaking of which, check out this amazing couple.
I think it's 3-3.
Jump to 3-3.
No, that's not 3-3.
That's 3-2.
You know numbers, right?
Is that 3-3?
2.
What's 3-2?
Oh, yeah, this is great.
Okay, let me just stop you here.
Let me explain to you what's happening here.
That weirdo dude with the glasses is a chick who's been taking hormones and had her tits chopped off.
She carried that baby to term with her husband, who thinks he's a woman.
Her husband's a fat pig with man tits.
So, because the lesbian or whatever you want to call her Has no tits.
The father is breastfeeding the child.
But in their topsy-turvy world, everything's cool.
I'm my husband.
I'm a husband.
The baby happened to come out of my cunt, but whatever.
And my wife can't breastfeed for some reason.
The milk's not coming out of his tits.
So here they are trying.
And the baby's latching on, you'll be happy to hear.
That's often a problem.
No, make it full screen.
We got to see this, man.
Oh, I said it over here.
The baby has been able to latch, but I've not been able to produce any milk.
It's okay because we're going to supplement the feeding with formula so that my baby is still getting the nutrients that they need, but I'm still feeling hopeful.
I appreciate you so much for all your work.
And I appreciate you also, baby.
I couldn't have done it without you.
This raging mental illness.
Isn't it funny how the woman is still a woman?
Like the way she looks over at him as he's talking.
And the way she lies there, so feminine.
Look at how she lies there.
That's not how men lie down.
But I've not been able to produce any milk.
It's okay because I'm not going to pause that so it shuts up.
This one's good.
And that's.
DC is forcing me to label myself as the mother.
And that's not the case.
Badrona is the mother.
Trans women can be mothers.
DC is.
DC is.
Holy Jesus.
So that's when the husband was pregnant and the mom was excited.
I guess he's a surrogate for himself.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
They had a surrogate baby.
With themselves.
With themselves.
A lot of conflict going on inside of me right now.
There's a part of me that seems masculine.
It's like very much for me not a feminine feeling.
I'm listening.
Yeah, whatever, bitch.
Yeah, so they totally thought...
They totally thought the throno was the pregnant one.
And not me.
It didn't even meet to me.
And it just felt like they just made assumptions.
Making an assumption from the very beginning without even asking our names, not asking a thing about us.
I'm the one that's waking up every hour, having to pee and like.
Why didn't they ask the husband if he was the one that was pregnant?
Crap.
The thought that I exist with a baby inside me never crossed their mind.
Put yourself in my shoes.
What kind of dude is she trying to be?
A lot of confidence.
I've never seen a dude like that.
What if I only ate by shoving avocados up my ass?
Okay.
And I go into my dietitian and he's like, so what are you eating?
And I go, avocados.
And he goes, but you said that you don't like the way they taste.
I go, I don't taste them.
You didn't even ask me what orifice I put the avocados in.
Oh, where do you put them up my ass?
I absorb them with my capillaries down there.
Why didn't you even ask me about the weirdest thing you've ever heard?
God.
Discrimination.
I hate when I do something incredibly unusual and no one assumes I'm doing something normal.
Like, what's the matter with you?
How did you not guess that the husband was the man?
And I mean, the husband, well, forget it.
That's okay, baby.
They're completely out.
Can I bring them out?
Yes.
Oh, baby.
That's okay.
Doing an at-home birth.
At-home water birth.
Oh, man.
I just shit out of baby.
That's how men give birth.
It comes up their ass.
Can you imagine this kid?
They breathing.
So they're doing this whole...
Okay.
I have a sneaking suspicion this child is going to grow up to be right wing.
I say, conservative is a liberal who was mugged.
This guy was mugged of his life.
I know I should be hearing them cry by now.
Come on, babe.
Put them on me.
Put them on me.
Put them on the mom.
Come on, babe.
Can we get somebody experienced in here?
The midwife looks like she doesn't know what the hell she's doing.
The baby's being raised as they keep going down, though.
I want to be a woman.
Is that it for vids?
Thankfully, that's it.
All right, so the baby did cry, but it didn't look good for a second.
That's a new thing.
What are they doing with you young people?
You edit videos like right if someone is on a bike and they hit their face against the telephone pole, it's like zip.
Like, I want to see the guy fall down.
I want to see what happened.
That's true.
I met a nurse the other day and I showed her my hand and she goes, you're lucky.
That's nothing.
She goes, at five, she works near here in the Bronx.
She goes at 5 p.m., I was getting missing fingers.
She was showing me pictures.
She wouldn't let me have the fucking pictures for some weird reason.
But she was showing me pictures of hands that look like aliens.
Like fingers gone.
And she goes, someone cuts a finger with like a meat cleaver.
It's going back on.
We're good.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
No way.
But a firework, there's nothing to put back on.
And then I saw someone with no lips.
And I go, what the fuck happened there?
They were eating it.
And she goes, I think they were like leaning to see if it was working.
So it's pointing up like this.
And they're like, is this going to go off?
Oh, my God.
You can't put the lips back on.
Now, I think I was just seeing like something that was reparable.
Eventually it could be stitched up.
But what it looked like was Bugs Bunny, like broken, like black.
One of our viewer and friend of mine said that, yeah, the burns, you should have gone to the doctor.
You did go to the doctor eventually.
Yeah.
But you were going to not.
Yeah.
So he was like, yeah, that could have been really bad.
His mom worked in the burn ward for like 30 years.
And that could have been the end of your hand, my friend.
They treated it with something that starts with like an S or some sort of antibiotic.
Everyone's an expert, aren't they?
No, this is how an expert commented on it.
No, an expert's son commented on it.
Look, burns often get infected, so you keep an eye on it.
And if it starts to get tender around the edges, then you know you're infected.
Then you get the antibiotics.
I didn't even go to a real doctor.
I went to a walk-in clinic.
He gave me some antibiotics and some cream.
Boom.
Nice.
But if it's not hurting, it's fine.
You wouldn't believe how much mail we get about medical shit.
And then I show it to a real doctor and he goes, wow, you have a lot of mentally ill subscribers.
Chlorine dioxide?
Jesus H. Christ.
They are retarded, and in some ways, they're geniuses.
Also in LGBT feminism, we have a new pronoun I did not know about.
Are you familiar with this one?
They, them, there.
Vets.
Okay, let's do it.
He, him, his.
Not really, not so much.
Is that male or female?
I'm not sure I can tell.
I think it's a ram.
I think it's a dude, yeah.
Oh, ram.
Ramself.
Yeah.
Is that when you...
What's with the earrings?
Is this from a video game character?
You know what might be going on here?
Video games are rotting children's minds, and they play a ram in some video game, and the next thing they know, they've been a ram for like seven hours a day for three weeks, and they go, I'm a ram.
You put in your 10,000 hours.
Yeah, remember that woman we used to have on the old, old free speech show, Justine Tinney or something like that?
And she identified as female.
It was a male.
And I also found out she was a video game addict who would be a woman.
Like, with Fortnite, I caught my son being a chick, and I go, what the fuck are you doing, you faggot?
No, I didn't say that.
But I go, I don't like seeing my son play with some sexy broad.
Or like when you were playing that stupid game and you had a nice thin waist and some beautiful, supple breasts.
And he said, she's got a thinner waist, so it's harder to shoot.
So I get higher scores when I'm a woman.
Wait, I didn't say that.
I know.
My son said that.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, and they're faster sometimes, too.
Yeah, like in Street Fighter, they want to help the girl, so she's way better than all the other fighters.
Oh.
But I never choose her.
So maybe all these kids role-playing and being a woman all the time made...
I just came up with this.
It's possible video games made, are behind this whole concept of gender being amorphous.
Because when you play a video game, which kids are doing to the tune of six hours a day if you have shitty parents, they're being woman, they're being rams, they're being these things, and they go, that's my identity, because I'm in the game almost as much as I'm in life.
So that's me.
It's like permanent cosplay.
It's brainwashing.
It's a cult.
Video games have made people think gender and identity are fluid.
And they are.
In video games.
Not in real life.
Cosplay.
Jesus H. Christ.
It's an hour-long workshop learning about cosplay.
What is there to learn?
You fucking dress up and go to a thing.
You mean Halloween?
You can't wear those.
You're going to kill somebody.
And if you put him on his leg and push as hard as he could, he goes the only person I'm going to hurt was myself.
And then he picks his hands up and his arms are bliss.
His hands are bleeding because he's going to be holding him.
Oh, that's good.
Because you want to be Wolverine.
Fucking asshole.
Fucking loser.
Our guy Polar Bear one is in my notes.
The Home Derby last night.
You don't care, right?
It was really good.
I'm kind of against the Home Derby because I don't want my guys to hurt themselves for a stupid show.
But then watching, why don't you just show some of Pete Alonso?
Do I have any clips of that?
Yeah, one, four.
It was kind of cool seeing him just nail those balls.
That's what she said.
And he's been in a slump that he just got out of recently, so it was kind of fun to see him rack them up.
Okay, those aren't good.
Jump ahead.
Because he needed...
See, now he's cooking.
And I guess the other thing that made me get over it was they do that in practice every day.
So it's not like I've always said I want all the Mets to go to a hot tub after every game and just lie there and then Netflix and chill whenever there isn't a game because we get injured so often.
But maybe that's a little nice.
I mean, you're already the greatest baseball player in the world if you're in the MLB.
Why do you have to keep training?
Because you might get fat.
Oh, like Bartolo Colón, big sexy?
Like Babe Ruth?
Yeah, I wouldn't want anyone to get fat.
Anybody worried about his ability to deal with the...
All right, that's enough.
I'm all over the place here.
This is one of my favorite stories I've seen in a long ass time.
Prince Harry, this is 1.5, Prince Harry and Megan Markle are saving the world by having only two kids.
They've promised to cap it.
I don't know what's the promise.
Pledging.
They've pledged.
And they received an environmental reward.
You'll notice, by the way, it's only white people that are praised for not having kids.
Blacks reproduce more than whites.
No one asks them to stop reproducing.
They would never imagine a black couple in the hood received an award for pledging not to have kids.
Holy shit.
Can you imagine if, actually, she's kind of black, right?
Yeah, a little bit.
You can't tell that to Latinos, though.
Not that it would be racist, it just wouldn't work.
Well, they tried it.
A lot of Puerto Rican animosity in New York City comes from the 50s, where they said they were rewarded 12 grand to have their tubes tied.
But go to the second one there.
That's good.
And then the next one.
Hey, everyone, they stopped at two children to save the environment.
See?
Nobody cares.
Nobody cares.
Like, how many kids were you going to have?
A thousand?
You're saving the environment.
You're probably going to have three max.
You look like a three kind of couple.
You don't strike me as a fiver.
So you're a three couple, and you had two instead of three.
So out of seven billion people, you have reduced the population by one, sort of.
How many, how many, I think a baby's born, what, every 30 seconds or something?
Again, it's the death of math.
Go to the beach, wash a grain of sand, and then come back and tell me that you did your part.
I helped just a little bit.
Just a little bit.
I helped just a tiny bit.
One person out of 7 billion.
It matters.
If you can just adopt one dog, if you can just help, just save one little injured bird.
Oh, a hawk hurt his wing.
We're going to just keep it in this little cage for the rest of his life.
And he won't fly and live the life of a hawk.
But we're going to keep him alive.
This one guy.
Just one.
Just stop the population.
Overpopulation is a problem in India, in China, in shithole countries.
America does not have an overpopulation problem.
And if you really do care about overpopulation, 100% of it is immigrants, illegal immigrants.
So that's where you're going to end up.
The Sierra Club, as I discussed in my 15,000-word article that's on censored.tv, the Sierra Club did the math and they started realizing, wait a minute, there's a wedge here where, yes, the population is going up, but if you take out immigrants,
which are mostly illegal, then you have basically a steady pattern.
Sorry, I've got a lot going on.
I kept my phone on.
Hello?
I am indeed.
Hi.
Okay.
Got to make sure my son is getting picked up from camp.
Okay.
So now she lost my train of thought, the fucking bitch.
Hello, you've got a base.
Sierra Club goes, they call it the wedge.
And it's very hard to find online for obvious reasons.
Normal citizens don't have kids.
We're at about two on average, less.
So if you're having two kids and you're two people, the population is staying totally the same.
It's the Mexicans that are having all the kids.
So yes, it's true that if you have less people, you have less environmental problems.
If we had the population we had in the 50s, you could just throw all your shit out the window.
No one would give a crap.
Put a battery in the garbage, throw it in the ground, who cares?
But we don't have that anymore.
Now, I don't think that 331 million is a problem environmentally, but if you're an environmentalist, that should be your number one concern.
And if that's your number one concern, you have to look at immigration.
So it's an unfortunate little place they all end up.
Like imagine a bunch of marbles, and they're on a big spread-out funnel.
And you start worrying about the environment, you care about the toad, and you care about this endangered species.
But inevitably, the marbles come down to overpopulation, and that comes down to immigration, at least in America.
And I love seeing it happen.
Like the New York Times had this daily article called Tracing Our Environmental Crisis.
And I was just like, wait till they get to illegal immigration, because that's where it lies.
That's where the problem lies.
Now, of course, brutally overpopulated countries like India and China, they're the ones that are damaging the environment.
All this plastic in the ocean, that's all China and Africa.
But if you want to focus on America and have this myopic view of the world and make it just America, then you're going to end up there.
So the Sierra Club did that, and they went, uh-oh, it turns out we have to be an anti-immigration group.
And the donors, who were predominantly Jewish, said, nope, that's racist.
My parents were in the Holocaust.
My grandparents were in the Holocaust.
So if you start going down that route, then we're cutting funding.
So the Sierra Club said, okay, fine.
Take your funding and shove it up your ass.
And then half the Sierra Club went, wait, what are you doing?
We're nothing without it.
So the Sierra Club split.
This is never in the news.
There's two Sierra Clubs now.
One that recognizes immigration and overpopulation, and the other that totally and utterly ignores it.
You should be looking up Sierra Club Split as I talk.
The wedge.
I'm looking for that.
No, I said the wedge is impossible to find.
I'll find you the wedge.
You find the Sierra Club split.
I have to go to my super secret sources to get it.
And that makes for great TV.
Sierra Clove Chamber steps down amid split over groups focus.
There you go.
Read that out loud.
It won't let me.
Just read the first paragraph while I find the fucking wedge.
You have to sign up.
Let's see.
Oh.
Ah, fuck.
The other problem with being canceled is you have so many apps that you go, oh, I remember someone sent me the wedge, but you don't know if it's in what encrypted app it was.
Anyway, you get the idea.
All right.
Well, this is from one half.
Holy shit.
The myth.
So the Sierra Club must be at war with the Sierra Club.
Sierra Club 1 must hate Sierra Club 2.
What a bunch of fucking losers.
Let's jump to education.
I don't know if, do we have a background for that?
we got an interstitial?
No.
Okay.
Well, I don't have much on it.
3-4.
I thought this was interesting.
Here's what, in a perfect world, here's what schools should be doing.
Throwing infinite lumps of shit at the wall and seeing what sticks.
Your child should be introduced to every vocation imaginable, literally.
From singer of Motley Crew to industrial designer that handles 100% of this industrial design, including the ball bearings and everything.
So you show them all this, and then an astute teacher would be like a curator at a museum, and he'd be watching the students, or she, and he'd go, wow, Zach really took to this industrial design thing.
And then they keep mining that, and now Zach is off at a tangent.
If the kid's 13, 14, and nothing is stuck, all right, we're going to get you a basic trade.
And if, and that's it.
The end.
And you'll be fine.
You'll be happy and you'll make money.
We'll have employees.
I talk to plumbers right now in this day and age.
And when I say this day and age, I mean like these months.
And they can't get anyone to work for them because Biden is throwing money up their ass.
There's no reason to work.
And the other time-wasting shit stain about all this is they come to these interviews, they sit down, they're qualified for the job.
He says, okay, great, you start Monday.
And they don't show up Monday.
They only came to the interview because they have to prove that they're trying to find work.
All right, hit play.
So this would be one of the things that the kids try.
And when I say kid, I mean like 12.
They make it sound fun with the groovy tunes.
Look at that.
They're designed.
Do you have to design the bulb?
Can't you just buy that somewhere else?
Like, this person has designed 100% of this unit.
Like, aren't those wheels already made somewhere else?
See, I'm stupid.
I was never introduced to this.
What a cool program.
Obviously, this is sped up, but still.
So why aren't my children, why aren't my sons being introduced to this?
Sure, my daughter too, but I know her.
She wouldn't be in this.
Isn't that frustrating?
Yeah, because this is like actually productive.
Like, this is the same type of muscle that would be worked if you're playing Mario World Builder, for instance.
Right, and maybe the popularity in video games is because kids are just not being stimulated in school.
So they have to go and they dig up games.
There's a demand for games like this because the brains are bored.
They're going to school and they're learning that white people are evil and that we stole this land from the Indians.
And they're like, okay, got it.
I'm going to go home and play MLB the show and actually try some strategies and stuff.
And then you take that one talent and you push it and push it like this guy.
I was watching this video.
I don't think I could have ever done this if I trained for a thousand hours.
So he starts with the talent, which is skateboarding, and then they milk that talent.
And that's how you get a world champion.
It's not, not anyone can do this.
This is the biggest myth is that we just don't have enough education and everyone can be, you can be whatever you want to be.
No, you can't.
You cannot be whoever you want to be.
If you don't have a proclivity for, if you don't work with your hands, you don't have a proclivity for mathematics, for the way engines work, the way things work, you can never be a mechanic.
You're going to suck.
This guy has all kinds of talents, including incredible bravery.
But look at this jump.
Again, they cut it way too short.
Yes.
I need to see him land, like, on that little platform.
So, in my magic school, that's one of the things you try.
And the teacher goes...
And you can also have volunteers too.
Like, one day, a pro skateboarder comes in.
And anyone who knows something really well, they can tell who has the sprinkles right away.
Like, when I was a magazine editor, I'd get a piece and I could just tell that this person knows how to think.
Writers know how to give you the story in the opening paragraph.
And you almost never see this, by the way.
There's just rambling now because of the internet, no word limit.
People just send you their notes.
But you get the concept in the first paragraph.
It's like a cold open in a video.
And then they colorfully take you through it.
Like Amanda Millius, her new movie, The Plot Against the President.
Now, you could argue that's not writing, but it sort of is.
And it's a lot of dense information proving that there's bias and corruption surrounding Trump's attacks, the attacks on Trump, I mean.
And it just goes by like that.
You just whip through it because the storytelling is so good.
What's it's free?
You can make a movie.
No, the Russian gate hoax.
It's all documented.
If this movie is pitched to me, I would say, no, it's going to be boring.
There is an illusion being created.
And it's not.
The FBI director has no credibility.
The left used to not trust the FBI.
Wow, he's still love them.
This can happen to General Michael T. Flynn.
Imagine what they do to anybody.
Anyway, we're off topic, but my point is that when you're an expert, you can just smell when someone has what it takes.
I'm talking about plumbers.
I'm talking about pro-skateboarders.
I'm talking about mechanical engineers.
They just see the kids, they see what they do, and they can tell right away.
But we're not allowed to say that anymore because it sounds like eugenics.
And anyone can be anything.
That's actually the worst thing about modern Western culture: the myth that everyone is a blank slate and we're not born anyway.
You said we were born gay, so you admit to being born a certain way when it comes to that.
Why can't it be other things?
You know, talk to any musician.
Their dad is often a musician.
It's in their blood.
My father, my grandfather, sorry, my mother's side, was a painter and he wasn't really into it.
So he would do these incredible paintings.
I'll bring him in sometime.
And he was also cheap.
So he'd have like liquid paper, a crayon, a brush, and some other thing.
And then he'd do this beautiful nude or landscape using like these weird paints.
And it ended up being a kind of freaky style that he invented.
But he didn't have art shows and he just put them under his bed.
But he had thousands of paintings.
When he died, I got like this much, and it was nothing.
And I remember when I was a kid, I'm great at drawing.
I could just draw anything right away, especially if I practice.
Hence my amazing pancakes.
And I remember being a kid, and I've told you this before.
I'd say, mom, I can't do this.
How do you draw a horse?
You know, what do their legs look like?
And she never drew.
She wasn't into it.
She is now, but she wasn't particularly interested in drawing.
And she would just go, oh, they go like this, and their knees go backwards, and she would draw a perfect horse.
You know why?
Because it was in her.
It was in her genetics.
It was just there.
Genetics is a thing.
It's not a...
And Malcolm Glabo says, well, no, the Beatles are good because they did it for 1,000 hours.
No.
The Beatles were good.
John Lennon and Paul McCartney had the seed there.
They took that talent and then they added 1,000 hours to it.
If Ryan and I were in a band for 1,000 hours, it would be, I can't take your heart if you can't take my soul.
I would maybe add sort of a hardcore screaming element to it.
The band would suck.
And that's what our horse would look like.
Hell yeah.
So we used to do that.
We used to say, what's the boy's talents?
And then that became evil.
That was that.
I mean, we're very anti-education in a way.
We don't want people to grow.
We want them all to be creatives at an ad agency.
That seems to be what everyone has to do.
Or some sort of environmental activist.
It's not good.
It's not great.
I told you about my guy at my gym in the South Bronx who he teaches in the South Bronx, sorry.
And we were looking at this huge building being built.
And we'd seen it over the years go from nothing to 100 stories.
And I go, your whole, because he teaches troubled kids in the South Bronx.
I go, your whole class should be here looking at this.
And he goes, they were.
And then because they're mostly black, they said it's racist.
Oh, you think we can only be construction workers?
We can't be Kierkegaard?
So they canned it.
Charter schools, canned.
I know it's best for the kids, especially in Harlem, but we're canning them because it's not public and the government's not involved.
We're being eaten alive from the inside out.
It's self-sabotage that's going on in this country.
And it's a war on truth.
If the truth makes you uncomfortable, like black kids at a construction site, then they just can it.
And, you know, when I was a kid with retards, they'd be everywhere.
And now it's, they don't know how to treat them.
So they either dress them up as drag queens or they just hide them in the basement.
I don't want you around.
I hate this fucking shit.
Back when you could joke around and be offensive, everyone was outside having fun.
Now we're all watching what we say, double-checking that we don't offend anyone.
It's no way to live.
It's communism.
We've somehow slowly turned America socialist, and we have to get it back.
And believe it or not, one of the best ways to get it back is to be offensive, to get fired, to get in trouble.
Just kidding.
Let's check in on my pet Biden.
Biden.
Biden.
President.
Sleepy.
Wait, what?
That doesn't rhyme.
This is old news, so you may have come across it, but it popped up in my feed, and I thought, I have to re-show this on the show to make sure everybody's seen it.
It's an Australian perspective on my dawdling pet.
This idea Biden isn't cognitively delinquent.
Have a listen to this, the President of the United States of America.
We have to do more than just build back better.
We build back, we have to build back better.
With regard to Russia, I know it concerns some of you, but I made very clear to Putin that we're not going to seek escalation.
Putting Biden in this position of leading the world's democracies is elder abuse.
His incoherence is not new, but it surely can't go on.
There will have to be a presidential resignation shortly.
Listen to this from only a couple of weeks ago.
The only way to spare more pain and more loss, the only way these millstones no longer mark our national mourning.
These milestones, I should say, no longer mark our national mourning.
That should be one of our teas.
That would be hard to put on a t-shirt.
I got to write that down.
The milestones quote.
Okay.
These milestones, I should say, no longer mark our national mourning.
God help me.
I have never been particularly poor at calculating how to get things done in the United States Senate.
So the best way to get something done, if it holds near and dear to you, that you like to be able to...
Anyway.
You know, maybe we should start having the shirts be bigger.
You know what I mean?
Like with the fit.
It's a whole shirt of that.
Because that one would be like 10 lines.
That's a great idea.
Hey, hey, man.
Instead of having to choose.
Well, the most important thing about where he's at, the number one thing, the fulcrum, the whole point of us talking about him, of Biden today,
the whole reasoning is just.
Anyway, I probably shouldn't say.
We're going to get things done.
Etc.
You know, the thing.
Not the thing, the stuff.
What is it?
Listen, man.
Yeah.
Come on, man.
It's okay.
Hey, hey.
Don't get excited, man.
I'm giving them $3,000.
I think the people need a break.
I wrote the bill.
There's a more recent one that I think's really enjoyable.
And by the way, I love when the left or the Biden supporters, I don't, would you call them the left, the lunatics?
They always say he stutters.
Okay, this is stutter.
Let's see him stutter.
By the way, stutter is, you may have heard the song, was it Pinball Wizard?
Why don't you all fade away?
Not trying to dig what you all say.
You eventually get there.
You get the word out.
And, by the way, there's a filler there as you go, s-sus-sus-say.
We know something's coming, not dead air, but let's hear Joe Biden stutter.
It is not inevitable.
You trust the television.
Is that a serious question?
It's absolutely a serious question.
Do you trust the television?
I do not.
No, I do not trust the Taliban.
Mr. President, will you amplify that question, please?
Will you amplify your answer, please, why you don't trust the Taliban?
It's a silly question.
Do I trust the Taliban?
No.
I trust the capacity of the Afghan military, who is better trained, better equipped, and more competent in terms of conducting war.
Yes, sir.
Not bad so far.
Given the amount of money that has been spent and the number of lives that have been lost, in your view with making this decision, were the last 20 years worth it?
You know my record.
I can tell by the way you asked the question.
I opposed permanently having American forces in Afghanistan.
I argued from the beginning, as you may recall.
It came to light after the administration was over, lasted into our administration.
No nation has ever unified Afghanistan.
No nation.
Empires have gone there and not done it.
The focus we had, and I strongly supported, and you may remember, I physically went to Afghanistan.
I was up in that pass where Osama bin Laden was allegedly escaped or out of harm's way.
We went for two reasons.
One, to bring Osama bin Laden to the gates of hell, as I said at the time.
The second reason was to eliminate al-Qaeda's capacity to deal with more attacks in the United States from that territory.
We accomplished both of those objectives, period.
That's what I believed from the beginning, why we should be and why we should have gone to Afghanistan.
That job had been over for some time.
This isn't bad.
Why are we shot?
This is why I believe that this is the right decision, quite frankly, overdue.
He's doing fine.
Mr. President, thank you very much.
Your own intelligence community has assessed that the Afghan government will likely collapse.
That is not true.
Can you please clarify what they have told you about what they are doing?
Can I answer?
Can I answer?
Yeah, thank you for your question.
Who cares?
I hope they do okay.
I hope they can fight the, not the Taliban, but the Taliban.
But I don't really give a shit either way.
Oh, but that could lead to terrorism here.
Okay.
Well, we'll cross that bridge when we come back.
Then I'll care.
Yes.
That's the caring threshold.
I'm not really one to globally nip every problem in the bud like it's a giant minority report.
That is not true.
They did not reach that conclusion.
So what is the level of confidence that they have that it will not collapse?
The Afghan government and leadership has to come together.
They clearly have the capacity to sustain the government in place.
The question is, will they generate the kind of cohesion to do it?
It's not a question of whether they have the capacity.
They have the capacity.
No, they don't.
They have the forces.
They have the equipment.
No, they don't.
No, they don't.
Well, that was a total waste of time.
I was like, what do they call that clickbait?
That's the best I've ever seen Biden.
He had a four-second pause out of that.
It was a gaggling field of reporters that sounded like chickens that were being murdered.
He isolated the journalists.
He answered their questions pretty well.
He's full of shit.
The Afghan government's totally useless.
He said Taliban, weird.
But that shouldn't be in my notes.
Whoever put these in my notes is fired.
All right.
I think we're ready to jump to the mailbag.
Let's do it.
Shall we?
Are you excited?
Yes.
Ryan, shut up, you don't have a tend.
Let's turn our eyes together's mailbag.
Let me touch it.
You know what happened there?
I talked to the person who put that in.
Sometimes I'm in bed with my wife and I'm looking at stories and I can't have my volume on.
I'm too lazy to get the fucking, you know, the headphones all set up.
Yeah, and Biden's zero for zero.
That was the best he's ever done.
Right.
So I'll see, like, the Blaze will put up a tweet and it'll say, look at this idiot embarrasses once again.
He should be in old folks home.
And I'll go, ooh, that'll go with my other one, the Australian guy.
And I'll send it off.
The fucking how do you do?
The fucking Telamor do.
Wait a minute.
Archive.
Oh, sh.
Oh.
My email is an absolute fucking mess.
Is it acting weird or is it just a mess?
Because mine's been acting weird.
I've been having to use Spark.
Spark?
Yeah, it's a new...
Well, it's not new, but it's a third-party email.
But all the work I did preparing these is gone, man.
It's gone.
See, that's bogus.
I'm going to file that under too much indecence.
Yeah.
Well, we're not doing very good.
We're not doing very good television right now.
I got some pins here.
Oh, I actually have some written ones.
Dear censored, check out the movie The Sons of Sam.
The first five minutes of the first episode portrays NYC 1977.
The parallels are eerie.
A movement to defund the police, murder, rape, and robbery skyrocketing, race riots.
Further on, a reporter talks about how riot stories would get spiked by editors.
It would be interesting to compare with NYC Today and fits your narrative of we've been here before.
Also interesting that one of the saviors of that decrepit city was Donald Trump, who developed the Westside rail yards and repaired the Central Park skating rink.
That's from Rob.
A killer on the loose in New York for a year and three days.
He is David Berkowitz, the man police believe to be the best.
This movie's really good.
Although the talking dog bothered me.
And the way punk was portrayed made me cry.
In a good way.
Yeah, because I had, like, the thing about punk is a lot of guys get stuck in it and then they're punks forever.
And it's embarrassing.
So I really cut the cord and I dumped punk when I was in my early 20s and I never looked back.
And then when I saw this movie, you know, in the early aughts, whenever it came out, I realized I hadn't thought of those days in 20 years.
And I started crying.
It was very emotional because punk was my entire life.
Now I mention it all the time.
And that was the time and place for it.
That's when it was happening.
Yeah, late 70s.
Although, actors, whenever they're punks in movies, they're scared to fuck with their hair because it might hurt the next gig.
So they always have like this hair but spiked with like some orange spray in it or something.
What is that the trailer?
No, no, this is the actual Netflix.
This is on Netflix.
And we were told that scrolling for punks but can't find them right now.
No, don't worry about the punks.
That's not what he's talking about.
I saw the damage from the gunshot.
The size of the lead bullet.
Oh, there's no time code here, so I'm just kind of, I just dropped the needle.
Maybe they have to call an outside help from the forget it.
But we should check out that.
Here's an interesting email.
Ola Gavin, I met you guys at WestFest last year in the mansion when I told you I was from Venezuela.
You asked if that's why my breath smelled like dogs and cats.
That was funny.
I write you guys because one of our guys that you also know, Zach Real, is in jail because of the meandering.
You actually interviewed him years ago about the pro-cop rally he organized in Philly.
Now, that was one of the most crazy clown world moments in Proud Boy history.
He had a pro-Constitution rally that was in downtown Philly, and Antifa said he was celebrating the synagogue shooting, and he was having the rally in front of the Jewish Museum.
Now, in Philly, there's that one square where everything is.
You know, town hall, this museum.
Yes, the Jewish Museum is over there, a quarter of a mile away, but it is all part of the same big square, almost like a mini version of Central Park, where all the buildings around the park are important, you know, city buildings.
So, no, it had nothing to do with, no, and as I said at the time, if there was a synagogue shooting in like 1944, Hitler would go, guys, whoa, take it down a notch.
That's a bit rich.
So it's a fucking ludicrous thing, but everyone believed it.
And then that day, the Jewish Museum said, we are open for business.
Like Zach's.
Meanwhile, Zach is like a pro-cop guy, and all the people that go to his things are like boomers with, you know, American flags dressed like Ben Franklin and Liberty Bells and that kind of thing.
Totally innocent, totally benign.
But then that night he got a brick thrown through his window.
And that same day, two Marines were there on leave, Hispanic Marines.
Antifa assumed they were there for the synagogue shooting celebration, which is not a thing, ever, ever.
And they started spitting at them, calling them Prowboys, and then calling them Spix and Wetbacks.
I wonder what ever happened to those two Antifa guys, because they got arrested for it.
I think we did follow up on their sentencing.
I remember something like that, that those two oaths, those two fucking goofy-looking dudes.
Goofy-looking dudes?
And then, yeah, he got a brick through his window, Zach did.
Oh, yeah, here he goes.
Where the two Hispanic Marines were jumped.
He's a Marine, a father, and missed the birth of his daughter while being in jail.
I've attached a graphic that you guys can use to display at the end of the show, as you do with the other guys.
Appreciate the help, but keep doing this show because it's the only thing keeping us sane.
Yeah, and these guys that are like Joe Biggs, Ethan Nordine.
I got an Ethan Nordine email.
Did you get that?
Oh, yeah, text.
That was a text.
So we got to put that up.
These guys are in solitary.
So you start to lose your mind there.
It's mental abuse.
It's torture.
It should be illegal where you're stuck in the cell alone.
Human contact is what keeps us sane.
These guys are being denied human contact.
You can't send them shit, but you can send them letters.
So I don't care if you don't agree with January 6th.
This is un-American.
I don't agree with January 6th, but I'm sending them shit.
They need to know that people out there exist.
And again, make sure you include your return address in the actual envelope.
I mean, sorry, in the actual letter, because they throw out the envelopes.
So that Zach is one of us.
Ethan Nordine is one of us.
I guess you can put it up at the end.
Oh, yeah.
Can you put it up now?
I could send Ethan's.
And then Joe Biggs.
Those are the three guys we know personally that are in jail for the meandering.
Fucking ridiculous.
We've got a lot of mail about month-to-month rent.
A lot of people have experienced it.
I've been renting since 1988.
I've never had anyone who was okay with me wandering out of my apartment.
Sure, there's last month's rent they use for that for emergencies, but you're supposed to give like 30 days' notice.
What's these fucking sounds?
I airdropped myself.
Ethan stuff.
Hi, Gavin.
Hi, Fagtard.
The Gavin's mailbag letter you read yesterday is accurate.
You're still uploading GOML episodes to the app with the LGBT flag.
Yeah, thanks.
I have about 10 of those, by the way.
Month-to-month rent, which she includes in this too, and the logo still being used.
We're sticking with that logo.
It's awesome and funny, which is why Jack Hole Industry.
What's the Jackass thing?
Jack Hole.
Is it Jack Hole?
Wait, no, Dick House.
Dick House.
There's two different.
Yeah, Jack Hole is Jimmy Kimmel.
So Federal Department of Corrections C-TAC.
That's his register number.
And then go to the other one.
And then there's the C-TAC address.
P.O. Box 13.
This guy had his marriage sabotaged.
He had his parents' restaurant sabotaged until they fired him.
And this is all because he knocked out Antifa with that punch herd around the world.
And why did he knock out Antifa?
Was he singling them out, as Vanity Fair said?
No.
They were attacking Joey Gibson on the way back to his car.
And Proud Boys were protecting Joey, getting him to his car safely as a mob, heavily armed mob, attacked them.
They hit Ethan with a collapsible baton on the forearm.
He took it once.
He took it twice, and then he said, that's enough.
And whack, knocked out the guy.
For that crime of self-defense, he's had his entire life flushed down the toilet.
And now he's in fucking solitary.
You know what the problem was with the email, by the way?
I just opened it up and it hadn't talked to the universe yet.
Yeah, you have to let it talk to the universe.
Now I'm loaded.
Advice for kids.
This one's way down, Ryan.
Sup Gav.
They're all red flag.
Gotcha.
Sup Gav and soon-to-be dad Ryan.
I also just found out I'm going to be a dad.
I'm 25 and married.
How can I prepare?
What do I need to learn or buy, etc.?
We already own a home and we go to church every week.
I've been listening to you for about four years now, and your advice has gotten me this far without trouble.
You don't really need much.
Babies don't need anything.
You know, you got to get the, and plus it's been like eight years since I had a baby in the house.
I'm forgetting a lot.
There's the little shirts that have the things so they can't bite them.
They can't scratch themselves, but they'll tell you that at the hospital.
As they get older, those little bouncy things are good for them.
They love those.
Boing, boing, boing.
Those always do well.
But that's a while away.
That's like six months away.
You need a lot of fucking pacifiers.
I keep looking over at you like you're going to know something.
She's teaching me a lot of things.
Yeah, like you can just walk out.
Have you called your landlord yet?
No.
Why not?
I'm letting her handle that.
Really?
I just move all the stuff.
I just do the strong guy stuff.
But she hasn't been handling it very well so far.
What did she say when you said, you fucked me?
What do you mean?
Well, did you tell her that you are going to have to pay rent for an apartment?
Oh, yeah.
She's not.
So what'd she say, sorry?
In so many ways.
What?
But she said, Gavin said we can just walk out whenever we want.
Did she take that back?
She said she never said that it was confirmed it was month to month.
I said he had mentioned that and you should ask him about it.
So is that different?
No, so she's handling it.
Okay.
That's out of my hands.
But I can't really think of anything.
Like they sleep a lot.
You wake up at weird hours, but the first like four months, well, the first seven weeks sucks.
That's the worst part.
You lie there and you pray to God that the baby will not cry.
So you can just, God, just give me like 20 more minutes.
Just 20 more minutes.
Please, God.
He never listens.
Fucking guy.
But yeah.
It's a lot easier than you think.
There's no magic doohickey.
And if there was, I forgot it.
The next one is way down.
Wait, Orson Welles?
July 9th?
What the fuck's going on with my red flags?
I go from yesterday.
This happened last time.
I go from yesterday to the 11th.
Boom.
Yeah, me too.
July 11th, right?
Yeah.
And they vanish.
Yeah, I'm seeing that too.
And now there are all these ancient ones that I Paul Mass saw and shit.
This is not...
We're not doing very good TV here.
Don't worry, I have a plan.
If I go to the actual site.
Sorry, this is...
Yeah, how do those go up there?
I've been trying to figure this out.
Who puts them there?
Who puts what, where?
All the deer censored.
What are you talking about?
Like, who picks the image and uploads them?
Oh, that's a friend of mine.
Okay, gotcha.
Cool.
What's that got to do with anything?
No, because it's just the...
Like, I like the little images and stuff like that, but I'm like, who's going through these mails and then putting these images on there?
I forgot how I got into the main thing.
Oh, here we go.
Okay, Gavin is retarded.
G-Dog, holy shit, man.
You were really retarded yesterday.
Maybe it was the content of the show being outside your expertise, or maybe you drank too much last week, and I attached a list of fact checks.
Wait, my mind went blank?
That's not good TV.
Claim, month-to-month rent.
Rent agreements don't exist.
Reality, apartment leases often stipulate a six-month or 12-month contract period followed by a month-to-month payments.
What?
So wait, you have a six-month lease, and then you go month-to-month after that.
I never heard of that.
I've never done that.
My parents were landlords my whole life, and I've been renting since the 80s, so that may exist, but it's not a thing.
You have to tell your landlord when you're moving, then you agree on a date, and then you both agree that your last month will be that last month you paid them in advance.
That's the way it works when you don't want to fuck them over.
Claim, layer of fire before getting in space.
Reality orbital speeds are so high that re-entering the atmosphere produces enough friction to ignite the nearby air.
Not relevant at suborbital speeds.
I did not know that.
I thought it was just a layer of fire.
I apologize.
That's very dumb of me.
Claim, statue covered in 14 karat diamonds.
Reality gold purity is married in carats out of 28.
14 karat gold is an ally with 50%.
I don't care.
Sorry, I got fucking the jewelry wrong.
I'm not going to learn jewelry.
And then there's a screen recording, I guess.
Back to stard.
Another guy talking about month-to-month rent.
I don't know why I starred that.
We already covered that.
Mitchells vs.
the Machines is gay.
I think you may have missed the subtle insertion of the gay agenda into the Mitchells vs.
the Machines.
The main character wears a rainbow pin throughout the movie.
It's never mentioned in reference at all, but during the epilogue, the mother asks if the main character and her female roommate are official yet.
Yeah, if it's so subtle that I didn't notice it, or my kids definitely didn't notice it, so I'm not a fan of that, but it's not the end of the world.
You think your hand is bad.
Hey, Gavin and the gray.
Hey, Gavin the Gray and the Roadhouse Rivera, your hand issues reminding me about the time one of my wife's relatives was bitten by a rattlesnake, the less fun pit viper.
Here's some pics so you can see what it looks like.
Holy kaleidoscope.
He's got the whole world in his hand.
He's got the whole world.
It does look like a fucking brother in his hand.
He's got the whole world.
That looks like a satellite view of the Great Barrier Reef or something.
That's what God sees when he looks at the Great Barrier Reef.
The Euphrates River into the Barrier Reef in the small strait to the island.
The Cuckaloo Owl was originally located in the Palisades.
What else do we got?
The New York Palisades, yes.
That's pretty bad.
God, you must be so fucking scared.
Oh, look at that.
It's so cool when you get all your fingerprints and everything back.
What an incredible machine we have.
That's the joke.
Oh, he's got no head.
How do you bite you if he has no head?
Yeah.
That's weird.
How do you get bitten by a headless snake?
Wow, we really are in the end of times.
Headless snakes are attacking people.
Oh, there's a snake right next to you, dude.
It's a robot snake.
You better look out for a robot snake.
That sounds like a robot snake next to your head.
Oh, that's a freshie.
Wait a minute.
If you got bit in the hand, were you trying to catch it, you weirdo?
You get what you deserve, sir.
I don't believe this lunatic will suffer any consequences because of black privilege.
I agree with you.
If a MAGA person did this, holy shit would it go viral.
But this was over as soon as it began.
These poor local store owners in the hood, like, what's their insurance?
And then they wonder why they complain about food deserts and that they don't have access to this.
Yeah, okay, I'll open a store here so you can have access to food.
One of the best comment is, how could you be mad at Newport's under eight bucks?
We know this guy.
He used to come to the show.
That's pretty cool.
You notice all the mob shits and comments are just soundboard drops these days?
Yeah, it's so good.
This one happens to not beat too many.
But the one that's going around lately is the...
You seen this one?
Oh yeah, that one's funny.
Just kick her in the head.
Like in my day, if you did that, you just get in Canada, in hockey land, You just get kicked in the head if you did something like that.
This looks like this is filmed in Canada.
And she said, You didn't have a bathroom, so I'm just going to piss here.
Why not?
I spent my money, they don't want me to lose a fucking bathroom.
You got me fucked up.
And guess what?
Mother Nature is hella pissed, correct?
It's really hard to piss as a woman, right?
Like, that's going to splash all over her shoes.
Yeah.
It's a disaster.
Hey, Keef Squad, did you guys hear about the story involving Nancy Pelosi and her husband?
Husband?
Oh, yeah, I should have mentioned that on the show.
Basically, insider trading, but of course she'll get away with it.
This is so common with all of these politicians, and no one talks about that enough, where they make $200,000 a year and they're worth tens of millions of dollars.
Why is Maxime Waters worth so much money when she makes a shitty normal government salary of like $200,000 a year?
What kind of font is that?
That's nice.
Look at that K, like the K, the way that Y interacts with the other part of the Y?
Yeah, it's a little too adventurous for me.
You kind of get stuck on it.
The week before the House Judiciary Committee voted on reigning in big tech, Speaker Nance Belosi's husband exercised a bullish bet on Google parent Alphabet, a timely transaction that netted him $5.3 million.
Meanwhile, remember we had that guy on the show who did two years in prison for being near someone who was insider trading?
The antitrust bill was advanced as a push by the government to curb the unregulated power of big tech firms.
Google, Amazon, Apple, and Facebook was final part of a six-part package called Ending Platform Monopolies Act.
But why would it be beneficial for Alphabet to be restricted?
The market reaction to the judiciary panel proving the legislation was muted.
Shares in big tech companies, in fact, rose after investors found the House proposal to be no real threat.
Huh.
All right, so that doesn't sound like it's such a smoking gun then, because you'd think you would bet against big tech if the big tech was about to be restricted.
That's not so juicy, dude.
Gav, who the fuck is Christian Poire?
You yell at people for not doing their research.
Sorry, I got Dustin Poire's wrong.
Name wrong.
Was there more than that?
There was a bunch of those, right?
Yeah, lots of people were really mad about that.
Also accidentally called Jared Holt Jacob Wall.
Oh.
It's a weird thing when you're sitting here doing a show.
Names escape you and you fuck them up all the time.
I can't explain why.
Yeah, no.
The only one worth correcting, I think, is Roger Stone's Funeral.
I think that's the...
Yeah, that was freaking.
The only one that you might want to correct on the spot.
Howdy, my peek-aboo niggas.
Jeff Tremaine, a big brother in jackass fame, directed a documentary called Angry Sky about a man who went to space using his own resources.
Not sure if it's the same fella.
It's not the same fella, but the same fella's in it, and it's a really good movie.
Jeff Tremaine's a very talented director.
Are you going to pull that up at some point?
Every mountain climber wants to go on Everest, you know, and the same thing he's here at the longest, fastest, and highest skydive in the world is a goal for every skydiver.
Considering all that it took to make my jump possible, I cannot imagine doing this jump 50 years ago, especially not the way that Nick Piantanita did it.
Nick was this New Jersey truck driver who had decided he wanted to break the world free fall.
You know what's interesting?
They were also obsessed with White Lightning, the hillbilly in the Appalachians.
Is Jackass secretly woke?
They've done a lot of featuring white trash in a positive light.
I mean, the wild whites of the Appalachians, something like that?
Yeah, yeah.
Are you still in 1990?
Russian isn't communist for fuck's sakes.
What's next?
Germany's still divided into?
So Russia's a totally free market that thrives and doesn't have any kind of tyranny or fascism or insane tax and socialism?
Come on, guy.
Yes, I'll admit it's not as bad as it was, but it ain't free.
People are so aggressive in this mail.
I got a bunch of these.
Like, you fucking idiot.
Fuck off.
Calm down.
They're speaking your language.
That's the Opi and Anthony fanbase, too.
They're like, well, we just, you attack other people, so we attack you.
I thought that's what we do.
Please don't discuss my name.
I'm a female and thus a pussy.
I came across this article about beer faux pause while browsing through my newsfeed and was instantly enraged by this male Karen.
Thoughts?
Okay, well, let's see the rules.
Please stop frosting your mugs.
Yes, agreed.
Resist the sampler paddle.
Yeah.
What's that?
It's a paddle with a bunch of little samples on top of it.
It's gay.
It's like a charcuterie board for beer.
That's gay.
Stop playing beer pong.
Yes, that's for children.
Shower beer is terrible.
Agreed.
Airplane beer is not terrible, but it is inferior to airplane wine.
I don't know about that.
But that guy's not bad, lady.
Otherwise, pretty cool.
Yet another red-pilled broad.
P.S. Ryan, I'm a sucker for men with long hair, but you look like a teenager who just decided to grow out his hair to match his brand new pubes.
Please end this phase.
Has she not seen the mullet?
I don't know.
That's hurtful, though, and I don't like it.
Good point from a friend.
I'm unaware of any pre-Christian Indian tribes, I assume they're meaning American Indian, who buried their dead in marked graves.
For one thing, they didn't have written language, so the Catholic schools likely figured this was no big deal.
The sacred Indian burial grounds we always hear about were all unmarked mass graves.
But it's evil and unforgivable when Whitey does it.
Yeah, another thing that no one talks about is Indians had mass graves of their own.
It's in the book, The Myth of the Peaceful Savage.
Alright, I think we're done here.
Oh shit, yeah.
I thought it was a short app, but it ended up being a long app.
Let's do the final video.
We're gonna do 4-0, Ryan.
This is not safe for work.
Please do not show this.
I mean, sorry.
If you have kids around, get them out of the room.
If you're eating, this might gross you out.
Probably not, though.
But I just thought it was funny to see a woman who was so incredibly horny, she couldn't resist masturbating at a resort.
Look, what's that woman doing?
Is she on drugs or just drunk?
Did she squirt?
Yeah, there's moisture there.
Yeah, that's a squirt.
Even guys are like, hell no.
Look, she's slipping on her own squirt, which is just pee.
Let's cut the crap.
You're hoisted on your own squirt.
Look, she's still horny as she leaves.
She wants to hook up with her.
Who screams when they see that?
All right, that wasn't as funny as I remembered it being.
Let's jump to 4-1.
Now, this, I don't know if this is vaccine-related.
I just, I think this guy might be a balloon.
He's coming up, I guess.
He's got to be gay, right?
That'd be funny if she puts it in any pops and we realize that he was right all along.
Prediscus getting smaller and smaller.
Don't look at it, dude.
Again, cut too short.
I want to see the end of that.
All right, folks, that's it.
Fun show.
Tomorrow we're down the street, well, down a few streets, with Kumia, Compound Sensors.
He's finally back from vacation, that lazy lout.
And Thursdays, we're live with Maddie O'Dell.
He's permanent now.
Nice.
A star is born.
I can finally have someone without a retarded IQ.
I can bounce shit off.
Yeah, wait, well, what?
But yeah, the whole world is on fire right now.
It's not just America.
We're in a really strange time right now.
Not just with Cuba, South Africa, England, all of these countries being turned upside down.
Is it the pandemic or is it something bigger than that?
Is there some sort of massive global cultural shift going on where it's become between the creators and the takers?
And if you let the takers win, you eventually run out of stuff.
It's time for us creators to fight back and say, you're not looting my culture.
You're not ending this civilization.
You're not rioting and destroying all the shit we've built over the past, what, quarter millennium.
And if that means that we get in trouble as we do that, then we don't care.
So get fired.
Get in trouble.
Be brave.
And never stop fighting.
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