Live from New York, it's Get Off My One with Kevin McGinnis.
Shaking my head and thinking something is it just me?
Tell me something Thinks I'm taking all the good we got and turning it back Hell, I'll be damned I think I'm turning into my old man Am I the only one kind of disheartening a little bit Aaron Lewis Am I
the only one screaming what the fuck in my TV for telling me Yeah, you're telling me that I'm the only one willing to fight for my love of the red and white and the blue burning on the ground another statue coming down in a town Am I the only one who quits singing along every time they play a Bruce Springsteen song?
Great jam.
Beautiful jam.
I was just I just got back this morning from Lackawaxin PA in what they call Baradise.
You thought Breezy Point voted for Trump?
You may want to check in on mountain country Baradise.
And the best part is they didn't like me.
That's a good sign because I'm driving in my LR4 Land Rover and they're just like, what the?
I always want to do a southern accent when I do that part of town, but it's New Yorkers.
They're all retired cops.
That was more, well, the guy I was staying with said 99%, but he's prone to hyperbole.
But it was like 85% voted for Trump.
Trump signs everywhere.
Trucks, buildings, Trump.
And then there was something that was pretty interesting.
At the base of one of the, it's all mountains, right?
At the base of one of the mountains, there was a toilet with an American flag in it.
What?
Yeah.
So that means not only somebody put it there, but somebody left it there.
But they're saying what Aaron Lewis is saying.
I got his name right, right?
Yes.
They're saying that it's going down, America's going down the toilet.
I've noticed this with a trend recently with all of this woke on the rise is a lot of people are ready to fight.
I'm Scottish, so I'll fight till I have...
I'm like the knight in that Monty Python sketch where I say it is but a scratch.
But other patriots and southerners are sort of like, I don't want to be despondent, but they're sort of like, fuck this.
What's going on?
We're losing our country.
Nick Fuentes was like, I'd wish everybody a happy Independence Day, but this is an occupied country or something like that.
Yeah.
I saw the movie Cruella Deville, which is great for your daughter, if you're watching with a young girl.
But I realized he's Cruella Deville, and I'm the Baroness.
Wait, Nick is Cruella?
Yeah.
Because it's about Cruella's inspired by this Baroness, who's like this mogul who runs the town and runs fashion.
But she wants to cut her own teeth in the biz.
So she looks up to the Baroness at the beginning, and then she realizes the Baroness is old and out of date, and she's going to forge her own way.
And she does.
That's funny.
It's really good.
That's me.
And that's Nick.
That's Nick starting out with like a blog.
And that's me like starting Proud Boys.
He's making his green screen background.
Look, she's on YouTube now.
She's got a Twitter account.
And I'm like, you have some potential, Nicholas, but not a lot.
That's makers.
Anyway, I don't, I don't, I can't partake in your hatred of Zionism.
God, the dude I was with is not a big Zionism fan.
But like, okay, we grew up together, sort of in the sort of hipster scene, right?
We were in the same bands and had the same band members, whatever, in different bands.
We were in a band together called 80s Hardcore, where we covered 80s hardcore bands.
We were a cover band of hardcore, which in your 30s, I don't recommend.
It's exhausting.
But he's anti-Israel in a very sort of liberal way.
He also thinks America's racist, and he hates cops.
Hates fucking pigs.
And we're on a beach that's all cops.
And I'm like, I said to him, he goes, who would want to be a cop?
Who signs up for that?
And I go, well, I told you this before.
20%, no, no, 15% are cowboys who want to save the world and catch the bank robber and have some fun and go up the stairs and hunt humans.
Same as criminals.
Criminals are cowboys too.
They want a life of adventure.
They're willing to risk it all.
Cops are risking their lives every day.
They're both risking their lives.
Cops and criminals are very similar.
And as I've said, oh, we totally spaced on that, Ryan.
What's that?
That game show we were going to have, Cop or Criminal, where I show tags for my criminal friends and my cop friends, and they're the same.
They all love Trump, and they all hate Antifa.
There was one good installment of that game show.
That had one episode.
And then I said, some are just like slackers, maybe 20% that just want the pension and are just going to get through the day and hope they can make it 20 years.
And then 20% are good guys who are semi-ambitious but not reckless and they're going to be late.
They're not going to risk their lives.
But they are noble dudes.
So like 40, 40, 55 and 55.
40% are, look, I forgot how I broke this down.
All right.
Stop breaking my ball.
I did all this math.
But I said 5% are cocksuckers.
Yes.
5% want to ruin your day.
They're going to take your weed.
They're going to fuck with you.
They're just dicks.
And he goes, 5?
Try 50.
I'm like, 50?
I go, and even in that 5, they don't want to lose their pension.
It's worth $4 million.
They're not going to put a broomstick up Abner Luima's ass and lose it all.
That's not, Their ass isn't that important to them.
It's not a $4 million butthole.
But anyway, my point is that we disagree on those things, and they're fairly large things, I guess.
And we get along great.
We get along fantastic.
Our wives get along.
Our kids play together.
Why is it so threatening to so many people, especially on the left, to disagree with someone?
Like the 5% and the 50%, those are far apart.
But it's my interpretation of the data based on my life experience.
And him, as the guy who used to do smack and went to jail for selling it, that's his interpretation of the data.
I'm sure we could pour through it all together and get much closer.
I might come up a couple.
I could probably get him way down, especially if we did a ride along.
But anyway, I just thought it's interesting that we're living in a time when we're so petrified of ideas.
Like Nick Fuentes, he made a Holocaust joke.
Oh my God, let's cancel his whole family because I don't like that.
And that's what we have.
We have this in the racism section where this guy in New Jersey went off and said some horrible things and the whole town had a meltdown.
I think they were happy they finally caught a bona fide example of white racism, whites being racist.
So yeah, I told you my last July 4th was fucking pathetic.
It was legal in New York, which means shitty.
So I said, let's spend $600, go up to Lackawax and go up to Coptown, Baradise, and we'll light them off in a field.
Now, while I was doing that, I was lighting sparklers for the kids, and one of the boys' Roman candle died.
I was like, I bet it's not dead.
So I put the sparkler thing I had that sort of shoots out a ray.
It's not really a sparkler, but it sort of is.
It's more like a jet kind of a sparkler.
And I poke that in it.
That's smart, right?
Yeah.
So that'll reignite it.
And it did.
It reignited it to the tune of third-degree burns all over my fucking hand.
Should you zoom in on that?
You have a picture, right?
I do.
Careful, there's one with my dick in it.
That I didn't see.
Okay.
You may have to use the zooming device.
On the actual...
Oh yeah, let's do that.
And pull up the pictures, too.
The only one.
The joke I like to do, I go up to guys and I go, how fast do you masturbate?
And they're like, I don't know, normal amount?
And I'm like, I do 3,000 pumps a minute.
And then I show them this.
Look at the thumb.
I hope they're not getting affected.
There's one, two, three, four, five, six, six blisters and a Freddy.
Oh, seven blisters, eight blisters.
That's right after it happened.
So it happens, and I know from watching 60 Minutes a long time ago, I got to get this hand in the toilet.
I mean, sorry, I got to get this hand underwater.
So I run, thank God the bathroom was open at this park in Lackawaxin, and the water isn't running.
So I run, I drop to my knees, and I shove it into the toilet.
Hell yeah.
And then I keep flushing to keep the water nice and fresh.
It wasn't the cleanest toilet in the world, but was that dumb?
No, I mean, it could have some bacteria, but I mean, you just need cold water on that shit.
I mean, cold water, and it's covered in bleach.
It's chlorinated, right?
Yeah.
Like, is a toilet that gross?
You know, we're going to hear from people saying you shouldn't, it's like basically blanching your hand, where after hot water, you put it in cold water and it just will take the skin right off.
I never knew if that was the right thing to do.
I've always done that.
I feel pretty good.
I got to say, that night was not pleasant.
I'd never done this before.
I drank an entire bottle of fireball.
Pissed myself, of course.
Heartburn.
And I just sat there with my hand.
And I also was lucky enough to find someone who had forgotten their cooler.
So they had a little igloo cooler with a handle on it that was hand-shaped.
It was like God went, you know what?
You were helping a kid with a Roman candle.
And so I had, if it's in ice water, it doesn't hurt at all.
But yeah, you take it out of the ice water, and boy, does it fucking kill.
So that was July 4th.
We're what?
July 6th now?
It was Sunday night?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Show some pics.
This rules.
What is this?
I don't know.
I guess the people at Phantom like this judge.
It is understated.
It doesn't say the grand finale.
The grand finale sucks bones.
This is what you need.
Guaranteed to get the book thrown at you.
Shoots flaming balls.
That was awesome.
It actually rules?
Yes.
It literally rules.
That's cool.
And let's see what we got here.
Yep.
Okay.
So you can go to another picture.
That's just some kind of a picture.
Okay.
That's right after my hand.
That thing sucks.
Balls.
Boo.
It is not.
These things are like $250.
I think that was $250.
Curtis is also a compulsive liar.
So like he told his son, he's like, we spent $900.
And I saw the receipt.
It was $600.
Who did some sparkly stuff?
That thing is cool.
What's it called?
Lock and load.
No, it's also called something.
Barely legal.
I love that.
This is the thing I've noticed with my fellow Americans.
They do double entendres and they don't think of what the two things are.
Like they'll go, say they'll come up with an opaque blanket and they'll go, and it's for photography?
They'll go, you can put your photos where the sun don't shine.
And you're like, I get that you're doing a pun, but that's a butthole.
You're talking about sticking photos in your ass.
You're talking about photos being developed up someone's ass.
And barely legal.
Yes, I get it.
It's such a dangerous firework.
It's barely legal, but it's a porn term.
It means like you get to beat off to a child, but she's technically 18.
Which I've never really thought was cool.
A lot of pedophile stuff in porn.
Like the Catholic schoolgirl thing I always hated.
Yeah.
Incest is really big now.
And now the stepson and the stepbrother and mom's coming home.
She's become so numb.
That's my youngest boy in the middle there.
His marshmallow stick.
He insisted on using a log.
Oh, that's what the.
Yeah, I just now see the other menu.
Do you see the marshmallow at the end?
My wife comes up.
She says, what are you doing?
He goes, What?
That was funny.
He's a funny guy.
There he is shooting off.
That's the thing.
Is that the thing that burned me?
I'm not sure.
Looks like a Roman candle.
Right?
If that starts shooting rockets after, then maybe, yeah.
Can't show you my children, of course, but that's the stash.
Is that back to the judge or is the judge there twice?
And we got a video.
Okay.
People kept texting me July 4th, and I got sick of texting back you too, so I just sent them this.
Hell yeah.
What about you?
Well, you should probably show everyone your surprise.
So I mangled my hand.
You mangled your stupid fro.
That's correct.
The fro is mangled, but I think it's an improvement.
It's called a mullet, folks.
Let's see it.
Take your headphones off there.
We got a nice profile.
Is it the zoom?
Nice blurry profile.
Well, the printer's ruining everything, dude.
Good luck.
At least you can see your eyes.
When we couldn't see your eyes, you looked insecure.
That's what I kept trying to explain to you.
You didn't look tough or like a rocker.
Slash doesn't look cool.
Slash looks embarrassing.
And when Lou Reed wears his sunglasses indoors, he looks insecure, too.
But these don't look insecure.
No, that's totally different.
Well, it does indoors.
But when you're out on the street with the pit vipers, why didn't you buy me pit vipers when you bought those?
I didn't think you'd want them.
I don't know, because you didn't seem like a pit viper type of guy.
You'd be like, I don't want those.
And then I would have two pairs.
Well, you didn't let me try.
Oh, guess what?
What?
You know where I got this?
Shit, I forgot the name of it.
It's right next to Max Fish.
Directly across the street.
Okay.
And Small World.
Oh, that's where you got your Pit Vipers?
No, where I got the haircut.
Oh, okay.
I think I know where that is.
Are we talking on Stanton Street now?
I think it's Orchard.
Orchard.
So that was fun.
I did that, and then we watched fireworks.
It was pretty awesome.
Where?
In the town over from us, it was really popular because one of the towns had stopped their fireworks or canceled them rather.
So it was like triple the people that should have been at a place at a time.
But it was nice.
You know what I learned this weekend?
LA doesn't have fireworks.
Wow.
It's too spread out, so it would just be a traffic lunacy.
Oh, yeah.
So they don't have it.
That's gay.
Doesn't that suck?
Every single hill.
So what they do is the Mexicans in East LA will have their little enclave, and all the dads will buy illegal stuff and pile it up.
At least shoot them out the Hollywood Hills or somewhere that's like a common place people could.
No, but then people have to go see it.
And that's traffic.
Yeah.
Wow, what a pathetic place.
By the way, 1-3, while I was celebrating July 4th, an American politician made it very clear that we should not be doing that.
It's morally wrong.
When they say that the 4th of July is about American freedom, remember this.
The freedom they're referring to is for white people.
This land is stolen land, and black people still aren't free.
Still not free.
Wow.
She gets ratioed in the retweets, but what can you not do?
If you're poor, does that mean you're not free?
They don't have access.
God, wouldn't it be great just to sit one of these people down in a locked room with tons of books and the internet and a bunch of intellectuals on both sides and be like, we're not leaving here.
Like a jury.
We're not leaving here until we solve this.
What are you talking about?
Well, systemic.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
What do you mean?
Well, in poor areas, they have bad schools and they can't get educated and then they can't get good jobs.
And we go, okay, no.
We tried charter schools in Harlem.
They started to work.
The left shut them down.
And education is relatively recent.
Like, it used to, even my dad's generation, 5% went off to college.
Everyone else did okay.
Yeah, but wages were higher than.
No, they weren't.
My dad didn't have shoes.
So let's really break this down.
Of course, they can't do that because if you were to break it down, they're out of a job.
There needs to be racism.
There needs to be bigotry.
America needs to be broken.
Or what are the repair men like her, the repair people, the woke repair crew, what are they going to do if there's nothing to fix?
I understand it gets you down.
Like Toby Keith has a song just like Aaron Lewis's where he talks about cities broken down by the left design.
We were blaring it in the car on the way to PA.
But it's pretty sad too.
Just jump in the middle.
Have we played this yet?
No.
It's the 4th of July.
I get to wake up in your freedom.
But sometimes I wonder why.
Seem like everybody's pissing on the rig.
Happy birthday America.
All right, you get the idea.
You can look up those songs on your own.
All right, I guess that's enough.
July 4th talk, right?
Yeah.
Fun weekend, good times.
The house that my wife rented, it was at the top of a mountain, And it was beautiful.
And my buddy goes, How much was this?
I go, I don't know.
I don't like to ask those kind of things.
It distracts me because I'm cheap.
It'll ruin the whole weekend.
And he goes, Well, what do you think?
Because he's thinking of renting his place.
And I go, I don't know, like $200 a night, probably.
And he's like, hmm.
Guess how much it was?
How much?
$800 a night.
$1,600 for two nights.
And I'm like, oh, I guess we could have had a bunch of other families.
No.
There was three bedrooms.
That's a family of five with the boys sharing a room.
That's pretty crazy.
But was it a nice location?
Yes.
Like expert location?
That's what you're paying for, maybe.
I guess.
You know what?
I think I've figured out blisters.
What is that?
It's a lab.
What do you mean?
So we need new skin.
This skin is garbage.
It's literally toast.
Right.
So they use the old skin as a tarp.
They put it around the lab.
And now they're in there with own self-made water rebuilding new skin.
So when it's ready, they'll kick the tarp off, which I, if I recall correctly, fucking kills.
And then the tarp washes away.
It's gone.
And then the new skin is kind of fretty-ish.
It's a little triage tent.
Yeah.
That's hilarious.
And then that's why it hurts to touch and stuff.
It's like, get away from us.
We're building.
And that's why I can't use it.
Like, I can't ride my motorcycle or even rider type.
So I've just been walking around for three days like this.
I kind of like it, though.
Like, doing things with your left hand, they call it a handicap in golf because it's part of the fun game.
It's a little challenge.
Yeah, so I'm like fixing stuff and carrying things and all with my gimp hand in the air.
Yeah, I usually take my body for granted, then you sprain an ankle and you're like, I'm basically Superman when I don't have a sprain ankle.
Oh yeah.
Like putting on this shirt and this tie.
Oh yeah, true.
Yeah, it looks like the knot's a little different than usual too, right?
Yeah, it's gimpified.
I'm looking forward to masturbating, though.
It'll be like someone else's hand.
Just kidding, don't masturbate.
Yes.
Important news, while sitting on my ass, staying up all night because I couldn't sleep from the pain.
I watched some Netflix.
New Chris Pratt movie is fucking awesome.
It's the scariest monsters I've ever seen.
They have like the alien, stranger things stuff going on with tons of fangs.
Great.
They're faster than shit, and they can crawl up and around anything.
Awesome.
They have these crazy tails.
Like this animal's so scary, I won't show it to my youngest boy.
And then they shoot out these darts from their octopus hands that are like dog poo, but sharp as rock.
Is it called Selfless?
What is it?
What's it called?
The War on the Tomorrow or something?
Oh, right, right, right.
That brand new jump-off.
Yeah, I'm talking about Netflix, and it's going to be new stuff.
Although I did watch Under Siege and showed it to the kids, and they were like, this sucks.
What?
The action starts pretty darn fast in Under Siege.
I think the band becomes terrorists, like, in the first 15 minutes.
No patience.
I remember when Under Siege came out, I could have watched the whole thing in the sub and just watched Steven Seagal cooking.
It's prime video.
Tomorrow War.
Tomorrow War, yeah.
What the?
Maybe you could find a trailer?
Trust us.
Okay.
Just trust us.
We know what we're doing.
And then the other awesome show, Big Timber.
Now, you know what they say about why people?
They go, why are they so good at systems and inventing stuff?
Because they came from Africa.
They went north.
Then they had to deal with the Siberian winters.
And so they developed a tenacity because the ones who were like, I don't know what I'm going to do, they froze to death.
They didn't have any food in the winter.
They starved to death.
So then you're released on the world that's not so harsh, like North America.
And it's just like the starling or any other invasive species.
You're just really good at surviving.
So watching this show, I'm sorry, but I'm like, wow, white people sure are good at systems.
They sure are good at fixing problems.
You wouldn't believe the problems these guys have.
White people problems.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, actually, his brother died towing a barge sunk to the bottom of the, I guess the Pacific Ocean?
Yeah.
Because it's Vancouver Island.
How are you doing with that thing?
Just look it on YouTube.
The Tomorrow War trailer.
I love a good horror movie, so I'm glad to hear that it's spooky.
They go into the future to fight the aliens who are going to end Earth.
They get their logos in there.
Of course, it's a black woman, the head of Earth.
I will be back.
Why is this happening?
What about the teacher's deferment and the veterans' deferment?
If I don't go, they're going to draft the fork.
But if something does happen to me, you and Mary will be taken care of.
If I don't go, they'll make fun of me.
70% of draftees do not return.
Move your shirt, please.
Driving tests?
You don't have jokes in the future?
This device facilitates your jump to and from the future war.
You know what's amazing about this movie?
And it's amazing that that guy.
That black guy.
I've never seen this in a movie almost.
I must have, but this really stuck out.
So it's one of the first times, if not the first time.
A black guy who's a person.
You know what I mean?
He's got flaws.
He's got flaws.
He's not a ninja.
He's a normal dude who's pretty nervous, as one would be rocketing into the future.
Like, it's either Don Cheadle who's just like, hi, I'm the nicest guy in the world.
What's your name?
My family died.
I want to be friends.
Or I'm a fucking psycho-badass tough dude.
And in both cases, you make them so personality-less that when they die, I'm like.
And they do it because they're chicken.
They're scared of having any kind of personality in case they get called racist because during one of his flaws, someone might get offended.
And like, I cared about this guy.
And I went, don't kill him.
He has a personality.
Why is that rare?
Bigotry of low expectations?
I think it's fear.
Oh, we have Dr. Fauci on the show today.
Did you know that?
Speaking of fear, yes.
Yeah, we're going to be talking all about his fear-mongering.
Just look around like that.
How are you so calm?
Long story.
Do you think he's military?
Yeah.
Kind of a short story, I guess.
That was a good one.
That's the guy from I Think You Should Leave.
Remember that one with like the Insane Future robots?
He's like the black guy in that show.
What?
In 11 months' time.
This was the weird part.
They just plop them out of the sky.
So they don't just hit the cement and die.
Except these guys landed in a swimming pool that was on a rooftop.
Everyone else just splat.
What is this?
The Soviet Union in World War II?
Oh, you gotta see the monsters, though.
They're not gonna show them up.
I have to do a quick food kick.
Oh, there's some of the monsters.
I sounded like an eight-year-old.
There's some of the monsters.
That one?
Yep.
So it's good to know, folks, that things are bad.
Aaron Lewis is right.
Toby Keith is right.
We are at an impasse.
We're at an American divorce.
It could be worse.
We could be facing the extinction of the human race from crazy aliens.
Actually, I don't know if they're crazy.
They're very tenacious.
They're only here for food.
I know that.
When are we going to accept that we don't need celebrities?
Like, I like Chris Pratt.
Oh, there we go.
What'd you just have there?
Is that from the trailer?
The second trailer, yeah.
Oh.
Give you another taste.
I love Chris Pratt, and I like the other guy, the bald guy.
Oh, they fly.
Oh, they fucking fly.
It's like a glide.
Second chances are really hard to come by.
Hey, that guy's funny.
Comic actors doing serious roles are.
It's a good...
Yeah, they're good.
They're good.
You know who else was it?
The bearded guy from the Birthday Boys.
The Birthday Boys is probably before your time, but it was cool to see him in there.
You can tell that the casting people were kind of comedy fans.
But sorry, Hollywood.
We don't need them.
Everyone who wants to see that movie wants to see that movie.
It's on Amazon Prime.
If I didn't recognize Chris Pratt, I still would have watched it.
It's like this bullshit with fucking kids' movies, and it has to be Tom Hanks doing the voice.
No, it doesn't.
Get any drama club geek.
You don't need to spend $7 million on Tom Hanks.
What a waste of money.
Surely the free market's going to correct this soon and just have a bunch of drama club kids in movies.
It pulls you out of it.
Chris Pratt, I know who he is.
He was dating that guy, that chick who was in Scary Movie and stuff.
He's real Christian.
Then he got a divorce, which I didn't think was very Christian.
Now I think he's remarried.
He's one of the only conservatives in Hollywood.
Now I've got to pretend, shake all that from my head and watch him kill aliens.
Besides that, great thing.
Okay.
We've got a lot to cover.
Let's just jump into some fake news, shall we?
It's kind of becoming my new favorite subject.
I mean, America is the First Amendment and the Second Amendment.
I suck at the Second Amendment.
I don't know what I'm talking about, but I know about the First.
So if I'm going to save this place, I should put the emphasis on free speech.
Okay, this is perfect.
And there's a million of these going around.
But it just shows you how little the left cares about the shit they say and how bad women are at this.
They're the worst of the left.
And how many...
I should start collecting these.
Bank holiday is a British term.
It means like a holiday that's so big that the banks are shut.
Like Christmas and New Year's and everything.
More bank holidays?
Oh, please give us a break.
Service stations, seasides, queues, barbecues, nausea, crowds.
Why can't we just admit that bank holidays fill us with fear and loathing?
Okay, got it, Eva.
We hate bank holidays.
Burned out?
What we need is a new bank holiday.
After an endless year of what's WFH?
Oh, I don't know.
And juggling homeschooling with caring responsibilities, is it any wonder most of us feel like a pile of smoldering ashes?
What we need is a break.
Like, I remember this with John Levin.
Working from home.
Oh.
He used to write at Gawker or one of these other things.
He's a conservative now, but he was a lefty.
And he's like, I had dinner with him and Ann Coulter.
And he goes, by the way, we did a big hit piece on you a long time ago.
I'm sorry.
And I go, oh, yeah, I think I remember that.
I was so dishonest.
What was your angle in this?
I don't even remember.
And I go, okay, I get that you don't give a shit about what you write and you instantly forget.
But why choose journalism?
Like, if you don't care about the stories, why did you choose storytelling as your job?
And this woman signs up.
She doesn't remember either of those articles, by the way.
I fully guarantee it.
Whoosh, they're gone.
But that's her job, to sit down and say, I hate bank holidays.
Zhup.
Send it to the editor tomorrow.
I love bank holidays.
Imagine someone in baseball who doesn't really like the sport.
It's just like, all right, are we done now?
What was that, a strike or whatever?
You know, you got Gary Keith and Ron passionately caring about every game.
Beat the Yankees in the Subway Series.
I bet $100 on the Mets and won, and then I bet $100 on the Brewers and lost.
I was happy to see.
Right?
Did the Brewers win?
No, they didn't.
That's good.
So, wait, the Mets won against the Yankees?
Two out of three.
I guess I shouldn't give a fuck if I don't know already.
Like, I'm not really a Yankees fan, I suppose.
Yeah, no one is.
They suck this year, and they're a bunch of fucking assholes, and I hate their guts.
Okay, this is a great segment.
So Tucker Carlson is particularly cruel to Brian Stelter.
I purposely pronounce his name wrong.
And he's lampooned him on the show a million times, totally ridiculed him.
And I think it's hilarious, but it hurts Brian deeply, right?
Similarly, Oliver Darcy was accosted by Alex Jones at, was it CPAC?
Some sort of meeting.
Oh, maybe it was the Twitter.
It was, yeah, the Twitter hearings where Jack Dorsey was answering all these questions from senators and Oliver Darcy's there.
And Alex Jones got in his face like crazy and they said, oh, you're harassing journalists.
So they kicked Alex Jones off of Twitter.
So Tucker's hurt Brian.
Alex has hurt Oliver.
That's the backstory.
Remember I said we're living in the era of revenge of the hurt?
Look at this.
Emails.
It's not that I think the government spies on me.
It's admitted that they do.
It is a lie to say there are no risks.
There are risks in everything, including in getting a vaccine.
Everybody's got family that got killed or got sick from a vaccine.
So FBI operatives were organizing the attack on the Capitol on January 6th, according to government documents.
It is overwhelming.
The evidence that criminal elements of the federal government provocateured and staged January 6th at least helped, yes.
All right.
Oliver Darcy is back with me.
I think the sound speaks for itself.
Is it a stretch to say that Tucker Carlson is the new Alex Jones?
Data males who get bullied.
It's not a stretch, Brian.
Tucker Carlson is the new Alex Jones.
If you watch Tucker Carlson's program and you watch Alex Jones' program, they might differ a little bit in antics and the way they deliver their message, but that message to viewers is consistent and it's pretty identical, whether it's talking about...
Hold on a sec.
They both say don't trust the government.
That's called the left.
Do you know how identical your show is with every other show on CNN, MSNBC, all these logos behind me?
He's such a pussy.
Wasn't he right-wing?
Yeah, he was all Mr. Free Speech before he got his job at CNN.
He's like, fuck everyone.
Conspiracy theories, false flag conspiracy theories, deep state conspiracy theories.
The messages that Tucker Carlson and Alex Jones are sending are the same.
They seem to see eye to eye on the biggest issues that they talk about every single night.
Do we know anything about their relationship or whether they play two back-to-back soundbites?
One is of Tucker sympathizing with Jones, but the other one has Alex Jones basically saying, hey, yeah, I'm going to let Tucker present this January 6th conspiracy theory first.
I'm going to let Tucker present the inside job theory because he's going to do a great job with it.
And when I heard that, I thought, are these two guys in cahoots?
Like, are they friends?
Do they communicate?
Let's listen to these two soundbites and then we'll talk about it.
Soundbites.
I made the decision not to get into this until it broke on Tucker because I thought he'd do a better job than I did.
Can I say one thing?
I think Alex Jones is lying there.
I think Tucker scooped him and he decided to say that he did it on purpose.
Because he's a showman.
And he wants it to look good on the show.
He can't say, God damn it, Tucker got to this before I did.
Why do we laugh at Alex Jones again?
Sincere question.
I remember him saying...
What do we know about the relationship?
It does sound like they're talking to each other, right, Brian?
Look, you don't have to take it from us.
Just listen to that clip you played of Tucker Carlson.
He's basically saying that he doesn't think that Tucker Carlson or that Alex Jones' views are out there, that they're crazy.
No, he didn't say that.
He said, why were we making fun of Alex Jones again?
Like Alex Jones said, they're taking the blood of children and they're infusing it into their own to get stronger.
Not just, I'm not just talking about that, where's shit, that adrenochrome, but blood itself.
And then it came out that older millionaires were getting blood transfusions of teen blood.
This isn't on Infowars.
It was originally, but it was on mainstream news.
And everyone went, holy shit, he was right again.
So yeah, every day that nutty conspiracy theorist gets truer and truer as Clown World becomes more and more elaborate.
If Trump's America was going the way Trump designed it and we were all free, Alex Jones would look like a lunatic.
But because you guys are ruining this country, as Toby Keith will abide, Alex Jones becomes normal and correct.
It's good to warn about tyranny when you're living under a tyrannical system.
Alex Jones' views are out there, that they're crazy.
Evidently, he thinks that they're legitimate and should be debated, and he's bringing them up on his own show.
And Brian, this matters because these far-right conspiracy theories, they used to be confined to the Infowar section on the internet.
You used to have to seek them out.
I'm not that old, but I remember when the Republican Party and Fox News mocked Alex Jones and said, that guy is crazy.
We're not going to touch that sort of stuff.
But now, Fox's face is effectively Alex Jones, the de facto leader of the Republican Party, is touting the same stuff that Jones touts on his show.
And Fox remains silent about what would be, if true, an abuse of power.
If the NSA is actually reading Tucker's emails, then that's really disturbing.
But for some reason, Fox hasn't condemned the NSA.
They haven't demanded an investigation.
They haven't called for congressional inquiry.
Fox hasn't said anything.
It's like they don't believe him.
All right, let me bring in Sarah Bischer of Axios back into the conversation.
Fox allowed him to air it and get good at it, if you will.
But anyway, that's got serious ramifications about the state of America, but also on the petty little ha-ha.
They've clearly just unpicked their underwear from their wedgied ass and said, are they friends?
Are they bros?
Two victims Of bullies, I'll call them bullies.
Two victims of bullies sitting there going through the tape trying to get something bad.
They're like Vic Berger, fat, ugly losers sitting at home, poring through footage, trying to get some sort of digital revenge.
That was like the view, like just gossiping.
Do they know each other?
Are they bros?
Speaking of the State of the Union, this seems to be a developing story.
1-6.
So these soccer players, did they turn away from the national anthem?
They're either imbeciles or they hate America.
We're turned, which is terrible grammar, because we faced the flag.
And then Elijah says, one of the difficult parts of this is I'm trying to understand why you guys were facing the flag.
You don't have your hand over your heart per tradition.
I'm not accusing you of lying.
I'm actually just trying to fact-check the story and can't seem to make sense of this aspect.
So click on it.
We turn because we face the flag.
My gut is saying that they did turn and the shit hit the fan and they said, we're going to kick you from the team unless you say it's an accident.
They said it was an accident.
Why are these World War II vets never hot?
Drives me nuts.
I think he's very hot.
I think you're just a little picky.
Okay, look.
And this is something no one else is saying.
It's the two black girls.
Right-wing Gringa pointed that out.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
The only two black girls.
I mean, you do what your team is doing, right?
Like, why would you see your team facing one way and go, no, dummies, and then go face the flag, not put your hand on your heart?
I think they're full of shit.
Yeah.
Yeah, this is a lie.
We just cracked this case live.
You're watching the news happen live, folks.
Here we go.
Did you get Felchie on the line yet?
I can't believe we got it.
I'm still waiting in the wings, but hold on.
Oh, here we go.
Right-wing Gringo.
Poor guy.
1-7 shows them.
The weird thing is in 1-7, it looks like the black girls are actually facing the right way.
Oh, wait a minute.
No, the Mexicans are facing the Mexican flag.
And it's over here.
And the American flag's at a different part of the stadium.
This is definitely a lie.
And then the no applause.
Look at the no applause, right?
Oh, go back.
I missed that.
Yeah, the second one from the...
Oh, come on.
You just blew it right there with the clapping.
The second one from the left did not.
She didn't.
No, neither of the black girls did.
Oh, right.
One of them that faced the right way also didn't.
Where?
I mean, second from the left.
From the far left.
Second from the left is...
That isn't a Mexican, black, or whatever, right?
Yeah, the two black girls.
The one on the far left is normal, and then the next two are the two black girls.
Oh, yes.
And they're both facing the same way as the Mexicans, while everyone else...
So they do some stupid political statement like that.
You got to own it after that.
You can't go, no, it's facing somewhere else.
Pussies.
Harmonicas are loud.
So I just faced away from it.
I thought this was a funny trend.
My wife is slowly getting red-pilled.
Like this morning I hear downstairs, holy shit, there was 106 shootings in Chicago last weekend.
And I'm like, that sounds low.
Are they cleaning up their act?
Are they getting it together?
So a long time ago, Psobek said, when the Star Spangled Banner has become a dissident song, understand what part of the movie we are in.
Right?
And then today, flying the American flag from the back of a pickup truck or over a lawn is increasingly seen as a clue, albeit imperfect one, to a person's political affiliation in a deeply divided nation.
A 4th of July symbol of unity that may no longer unite.
Now, I remember coming here when I was a little kid from Canada, and I was always shocked at how many American flags there are.
They've always been all over America, all over lawns, especially as you go farther and farther south.
Even Confederate flags.
Like in Delaware, there's one that's the size of this building.
And what the left has done is they've made everything evil.
This background's driving me nuts, dude.
I don't think we should.
If it was slower or something, it's like someone getting electrocuted behind me.
I could slow down.
Let's see.
Or pause it or something.
So Americans have always been patriotic.
There's always been that level of patriotism.
Now, the left started shitting on the Confederate flag.
Okay, fine.
Take it.
Confederate statues.
Hold on.
What are you doing with those?
Now, normal statues.
Queen Victoria went down the other day.
Pro abolitionists are getting ripped down.
Guys that wanted to end slavery.
Black guys, non-racist dudes.
Abe Lincoln's coming down.
And we start going, okay, what the fuck?
And then they say the flag, it represents slavery, just like that one at the beginning of the show.
And they go, you know what?
Fuck you.
I'm done.
I love the flag.
So then they go, I said I don't like it.
It might trigger me.
So then they go, I don't care.
And now that means that the flag, you're doing it on purpose to hurt someone because they made themselves so incredibly sensitive.
What?
That's like saying trans people are hurt when they see a cis male go into a cis male bathroom if there's no other bathroom available for trans and they have to pee and it's like a woman who thinks she's a man, right?
I'm going pee, lady.
What are you talking About you made up this problem for you.
I'm going pee.
And now the New York Times is accusing us of wearing t-shirts to say, I'm going pee.
Well, maybe a little bit, yeah, but I am.
You know, it's sort of in the same universe as this.
4chan made this up.
They tried milk, they tried a bunch of things.
They made up free bleeding where they told a woman it was a feminist exercise to period yourself with period blood.
That worked.
So they go, all right, let's do another one.
Let's do a kooky one.
How about this is racist or this.
We'll see if that is.
It's not, but we'll say it is.
And so they did it as a joke.
It caught on.
It's still a joke.
Yeah, but white supremacists use it.
Yeah, white supremacists enjoy the joke too.
Lots of people enjoy the joke.
Well, Confederates and other, you know, super right-wing Trump people are waving the American flag.
Sure.
So are liberals who love this country.
So is everyone in Vermont and Maine who are pro-Bernie Sanders.
I'm not getting rid of the flag because it hurts your feelings, you fucking loser, as you ruin this country.
hi hi guys how you doing uh great uh okay well we know you're uh you have limited time um first question is you know you don't seem to like trump uh he doesn't seem to like you because you flip-flop all over the place you say wear a mask don't wear a mask oh everything's changing um everyone's excited about biden getting 100 million vaccines in 100 days That was Trump's plan,
a million a day.
Absolutely not.
What amazes me about the only good news with this pandemic is how fast the vaccine came out.
Now, they say they were crapping on Trump and talking about hydroxychloroquine doesn't work and stuff.
And oh, he went too fast.
He cut corners.
Do you think it's fair to say, is it a fair criticism of Trump that he cut corners with this vaccine and got it out too fast?
Okay, so that's a great question.
It's the most commonly asked question.
There was no cutting corners.
Safety was not compromised.
Scientific integrity was not compromised.
And I think people need to understand that.
Yeah, I agree.
You know, the way I see COVID, and I think this is how you would see it if you were more honest with yourself.
Absolutely.
An incredibly contagious disease.
No one is disputing that.
It's nuts.
Everyone knows five to ten people who got it.
Now, we've never seen that before.
Thank God it's not a deadly disease.
If we had like this level of contagiousness with, you know, Ebola or the Buravian flu or something, we would have seen serious numbers.
But we had like, what, half a million Americans die this year?
That's pretty normal for America.
I mean, I was looking at charts where they said, you know, the year before, and it seems to be going up about 1.8% a year with the population.
Okay.
Now, why is COVID so much?
Well, I think you took a lot of flu numbers and other numbers and put them in there.
Someone with COVID dies in a motorcycle accident?
It's a COVID death.
I think George Floyd is the only person with COVID that wasn't blamed on a COVID death.
So in a perfect world, you wouldn't have done all this damage to society.
And I think you need to be honest with yourself and say, I let this get political.
I made this about me, about Dr. Fauci.
I totally ignored Trump's advice.
I got in Trump's way.
He could have saved this country.
And I kind of ruined this country just to further my own career and accrue more power.
Will you do that?
The chance of that happening is spectacularly low.
Yeah, that's what I figured.
But that's why we don't trust you.
I mean, can you keep getting away with this bullshit?
The answer is yes, and I'll explain why.
No, no, I don't want you to explain why.
You know, what would have happened in Trump's America is America could have been like Florida.
It could have been easy on the lockdowns.
Look, it's a very contagious disease, and it is damaging to olds and fats.
So, olds and fats wear a mask.
Olds and fats stay indoors.
You got little kids with masks on.
That's ridiculous.
We should have had absolutely no lockdown whatsoever.
Promote the vaccine.
Be careful around olds and fats.
And you would have had none of this economic collapse.
You know how many suicides you've had from the economic collapse?
You know how hard it's going to be to recover?
I don't think New York City can recover ever.
And I have a feeling you're going to come up with this new Delta variant, and we'll be all through this again in September.
If we ever go through this again, we should just keep everything open and focus on the very vulnerable and let the rest of us live and generate income so there's a world for the old and vulnerable.
Okay, well, that's maybe the worst idea.
No, it's not the worst idea.
I don't think you think it's the worst idea.
I think you know that if we had done the Florida route or was it Sweden who did nothing, I think you know that we would have been in a much better situation, especially economically.
Like what percentage of what you say do you actually believe?
10%, 12%.
See, now you're sounding like Biden.
You sound like an unsure old man.
I don't want to compare it to anything.
I don't want to insult anybody.
It's not funny, Dr. Fauci.
You know what you can do?
You can take all your fear-mongering, all your hyperbole, all your bullshit, political power, scaring us into giving you more of our freedom.
You can take that and you can shove it up your ass.
You can take a vaccine.
I can take a vaccine, yeah.
That's great.
That's a less than robust response.
Less than robust response is better than no response.
Yeah, okay.
Look, I don't like you.
I don't like what you've done to this country.
I don't like what you did to my city, New York City.
I blame you for a lot of this mess and permanently altering and possibly destroying America.
But this back and forth dear, despite your less than robust responses, it makes for pretty good TV and we'd love to have you back as soon as possible.
I hope not.
Yeah.
Hang up on him.
He's gone.
What a smug dick.
You know, we're talking about the Western world.
We're talking about America, New York City.
We're talking about the worst pandemic, allegedly, that we've ever had.
And this guy is giggling through it all like it's a big joke, laughing the whole time.
We're going to get in trouble for that, though, right?
In trouble for what?
Speaking truth to power?
I don't think so, my friend.
Yeah, for taking an old interview.
They did that with the try guys and cutting it and making it seem like we edited.
What?
Seem like we edited in an interview?
Not that I don't think it fooled anybody, but if we could get, you know, they're cracking down on misinformation and stuff like that, so I'm just trying to be safe.
It's called parody.
Please don't sue us.
Don't send me to jail for some sort of trumped-up crime.
Isn't it funny that the word trumped up has been used almost exclusively to describe the vilification of Trump supporters?
Oh, let's do some feminism.
Huh.
Yeah.
I think that I'm a toad.
Female votes are because there is no female.
Jack the Ripper.
Give me a girl with a slender wisdom.
But till then, we got some stuff above.
It's been a while for that.
Sketches me out.
The Chris Pratt monsters, we finally found out.
I think I found a 10 for you, folks at home.
Oh.
Some basketball player's girlfriend.
Which, like, you know how basketball players get a girl?
They see someone on Instagram and they go, they at them and go, what's up, girl?
And she goes, yes, I'll marry you.
Okay, come over.
I'm waiting.
Look at this creature.
Like, from the arches of her foot to the way her ass sticks onto that couch.
Nice size of tits.
Long dark hair.
Her perfect teeth.
The little cleft in her nose.
I mean, you couldn't improve this, right?
That's her mamisita.
That's what they call it.
That's a Dominican, I'm going to guess.
She's Dominican?
Maybe Puerto Rican, but I'm strong Dominican vibes.
Well, I saw her do some video.
She has a YouTube channel, and it's she sounds like me.
There's no like Cardi Bibrit.
Really?
Is this her?
Yeah.
She posts a lot of pictures of herself looking super hot, but then also pregnant.
And you're like, I don't.
I love pregnant women.
They're beautiful, but it's not in the same universe as boners.
That's like when it's when a girl's like that, you pretend that she's single and you're single and you can have her.
When she's pregnant, you don't want to lust her because it's someone else's.
And she'll dress sexy pregnant, too.
You're like, I think this is for you and your husband.
This is not for me.
I don't want to fuck you and deal with Trevor Harry's baby.
Oh, so this is her after the pregnancy.
Yeah.
Wow.
Boang.
Wearing weird jean boots.
I don't know what the fuck that is, but that's cool.
That they...
Jean stockings.
You like that?
I've never seen it before.
It's pretty cool.
It's retarded, Ryan.
That's just like you.
Well, you know, a thong is retarded in essence.
In practice, I don't like thongs.
What?
You like thongs?
I like the things that the thongs show.
Pooh dental floss?
Yeah.
Pooh floss.
It's butt floss.
That's right.
It's so dumb.
It's so stupid.
You don't like that thing?
That's the same thing that's a little bit more.
No, that's totally different.
That's a sexy bathing suit.
But wait a minute.
What happened with the no makeup?
Oh, my.
Uh-oh.
What the fuck is that?
Is that just...
George, although I hate the hair.
That's Chine.
So we put that under feminism.
Also, since we saw you last, Governor Cuomo, one of the stupidest and most corrupt individuals in America, has a daughter.
Obviously, their daughter's going to get attention.
And if he was a good dad, he would encourage her to ignore it and try to live an independent life.
But she's very vocal.
She came out like half a year ago talking about threesomes and how much she's learned about herself during threesomes that she's bi.
And this weekend, I think, she came out and said, no, I'm not bi, or maybe I'm sort of bi.
What I am is a demisexual.
A demisexual, you ready for this?
Is someone who's sexually attracted to someone that they have a connection to.
So let me just summarize this.
You go on some dates with this person.
You find them attractive.
You guys get along.
You kiss.
It feels good.
Now you feel like having sex with them.
What?
Yeah.
This is gross.
It's the degeneracy.
Degeneracy.
Q John Mulaney.
You know, like love?
You know, like the way we've been doing it for centuries.
You know, like everyone's grandparents.
So Cuomo's daughter comes up with a new type of relationship, but it's old.
So Gigi Gorgeous and Matt Getty have both gone so far away from each other's gender that they met back at zero and in a heterosexual relationship.
You know, like sex.
I got to work on him, but it's true.
These people are crazy.
It's so crazy, man.
Remember the spa controversy from last year?
Not last year, last week?
Where they're screaming at the woman who happens to have a penis?
So if it's like Caitlin Jenner, you're still freaked out.
But say it's like the most female-looking person in the world and you can't even see that she has a dick and she's like changing over there and your daughter's there.
I'm still saying no.
Don't get me wrong.
But at least it's like you can see the argument.
But check out this is the female with the penis who was at the spa.
Let's get a click on her.
That's the woman who was nude with her penis out at your spa where your daughter is.
Uh, no.
What's the other pic?
There's a few.
Why can't you scroll?
There she is.
What a lady.
Nami's precious.
Name is precious.
Ugh.
Oh, God.
The mental illness there.
Precious and name only.
Can't you just feel the lunacy?
This person, I promise you, is not going to be live for long.
I'm not threatening to kill this person.
I'm telling you that I've seen these kind of people in their lifestyle, and they go too far.
They fuck with the wrong person or they die.
They OD.
You can tell this person was likely molested, but clearly doesn't give a shit how long he sticks around.
Let him be, they say.
I thought this was funny.
Women need to rule the world.
Do you know that the ocean burst into flames?
I love how this is a dude saying that.
Jason Overstreet.
Men had their chance.
This is what they did with it.
Did you see this, Ryan?
You don't know about news, right?
No, I've seen this.
The pipeline exploded and huge fire in the ocean.
There's some little tugboat like a quarter mile away just sort of pissing.
What are you going to do?
Why are you spraying it with water?
You know, it's in the water, right?
I think we're doing good for water.
We definitely have enough water around the fire.
We have basically infinity water around the fire, so I wouldn't be worrying about splashing it.
Petrochemical engineer Norma Rocio Onal Garcia, who as Mexico's Secretary of Energy oversees government-owned Pemex.
Nice work, Rocio.
Reality is funny.
Well, it reminded me of that bridge.
Remember that?
A couple years ago?
2.5?
It's a bridge that collapsed.
Collapsed FIU bridge built by a radical anti-white feminist company who bragged about hiring unqualified minority employees, right?
So this is allegedly a miss.
Scroll down.
So they show that building bridges.
They show her saying woke feminist stuff.
It's very important for me as a woman engineer to be able to promote my daughter, promote that to my daughter, because I think women have a different perspective.
We're able to put an artistic touch and we're able to build too.
Keep going down.
Then they show the builder of the FYU bridge that collapsed, right?
Now, that's just a collage of women who work there, but that is a lot.
And yes, it's a myth that it was an all-female engineering firm, but it was still a very woke, look, white supremacy.
It's still a very woke engineering company.
Yes, the top brass are male.
So this has been debunked, but it's not.
You get what I'm saying here?
So the debunking is, no, this isn't a feminist engineering firm.
That's subjective.
And the top brass are all male.
It's not run exclusively by women.
Okay, okay.
But it's run by a lot of brads.
A lot of political brads with a lot of beef.
Click on the next one.
That's how they refute things like Alex Jones.
Oh, they're not killing children and using adrenochrome to get high and get young.
Okay, but they are using their blood.
An all-female construction company?
No, it was not an all-female company.
Well, yeah, but it was woke.
Scroll down.
And they go, that collage you saw was just hand-picked images.
Okay.
Still, it's weird to see that many broads at any construction company.
That's a separate thing.
Why aren't pictures loading on your shit?
Wait, there's no pictures?
No, it says...
Oh, this is supposed to be there.
It's got a broken link there.
Yeah, and all of their biographies had the word white in it.
Engendered and woke.
Sorry.
That's very real.
Okay.
We've been going about an hour now, right?
Let's jump to the mailbag.
Let's talk about racism.
That was racist, guys.
Is that a mailbag to you?
Oh, that was racism.
Oh, wait a minute.
Is that your way of saying that you want to cover this subject more?
I just.
Are you literally saying, let's talk about racism?
I thought that there were some unturned stones of race and color.
Alright, we'll see what we can do.
I do.
Lucky for you, I do have a few things on my plate.
Chillo, we've got a race.
There was Beetlejuice, Lori Lightfoot, saying there was no race riots last year.
2-7.
She's kind of right.
Like, a race riot is what they had in Brooklyn there.
Where was it?
The race riots of South Brooklyn there, the Italians and the blacks kicking the shit out of each other.
That was clearly a race riot.
This was really just a racism riot.
Does it matter?
It was just a riot perpetuated by one race.
Mayor Lightfoot.
No.
William Kelly with Newsmax.
Last week I asked you about Chicago's out-of-control shootings and murders.
You said that crime was down.
That weekend, we had 70-plus shootings.
Last night alone, we had 30-plus shootings.
Do you still believe that crime in Chicago is down?
So what I said to you last week, what the superintendent said today over and over again, and what the data tells us is this.
When you look at homicides and shootings from April, May, and June, we are trending downward.
Is anybody satisfied with where we are?
No.
But the data is the data, and it is absolutely trending down.
And I know from my conversations with other mayors across the country, it's like the major city in the United States.
It's like the crime going.
Seeing a surge in violence.
New York, LA, Atlanta, D.C., across the board.
But what we are seeing here in Chicago is a downward trend, both in homicides and in shooting.
Again, are we satisfied?
Because what you're seeing is.
Wait, there was a shooting someplace in our neighborhood.
She also says make it full screen.
You never use camera two.
Oh, this guy.
Maybe I should use that more.
No.
You haven't used camera two the entire show.
Have you?
I think it's a little bit more.
Make it the thing on.
Oh, the big screen.
Yeah.
Because it's like a green screen.
That is pretty cool.
That is pretty cool.
You're just learning about your show?
I just thought it was better for backgrounds, but the reading is...
Is that tough for you?
No.
Okay.
So scroll down.
There she is.
Keep on cooking.
Keep on cooking.
Yes?
And then, so then we show Postmillennial just shows tweets from their editor at large, Andy No, ripping down statues.
And then more footage showing the onslaught of projectile weapons and explosives thrown at police in Chicago who were protecting a Columbus statue yesterday.
What else do we think?
You look like a real person.
So anyway, it wasn't a race write, and then it was black versus white.
It was basically two things.
It was whites and blacks that hate America and hate white people.
So ethno-masochists and racists, destroying statues and burning buildings and wrecking stuff and getting people killed.
And then there was just ghetto blacks who saw this as a great opportunity to get free shit and it's not political for them.
It's like they defunded the police.
I don't really have strong feelings about America.
This is them talking.
I don't really feel part of it.
I have my little enclave.
I have my culture.
I have my fruit loops and my friends and our music and stuff.
But like this whole, this history of slavery, it's not really on my plate.
That's what white people do.
I don't really pay attention to that.
So those are the three groups.
So it's a racism riot.
But Lori, it's the same problem.
I mean, what's the difference?
The same destruction.
I am a woman.
I am black.
Come on, date that word.
That's nice.
So this is the big story we can't skip.
And to be totally honest with you, I did not interview Dr. Fauci, and I did tell Ryan to not do the mail-by-gett because I have to get this story in because it's going to be old news tomorrow.
How dare you?
This guy said a bunch of horrible shit to his black neighbor, Monkey and N-word and blah, blah, blah.
And then the guy stopped.
But we don't know the backstory.
So if the backstory is that this guy's an asshole is terrorizing a family, then fuck him.
And he brought it on himself.
If the backstory is the criminals were shooting up his neighborhood and putting people in danger, then yeah, he's allowed to yell.
And unfortunately, when you're yelling, you say bad words.
So what's the story?
We don't know the story, but I think what the interesting thing about the story here is that this went so fucking viral.
And there was mobs of hundreds of people at his house destroying his house.
And again, can you imagine if the races were reversed?
Can you imagine if the races were reversed?
If some black dude was screaming at a white guy and calling him white boy and cracker and saying, come to my house, no one would go near his house, no one would do anything.
This wouldn't make the news.
You wouldn't see it.
It's probably happened 30 times today.
But they're going back and forth here.
I think at this part, you get a glimmer as to what this guy's beef is.
I don't give a shit.
How about you?
You can't be shame that was shit.
Go out, go back to your house.
Go over your dog.
Go do your shit.
I'm right here.
Okay, stay there right there.
Do not talk to him.
Do not harass him.
I'm sure.
I'm going to stay over here.
This monkey over here and this monkey over here both have videotape of you putting your hands on me twice.
Oh, yeah, exactly.
So what the fuck are you going to do about it?
I'm going to press charges.
Go on then.
We will.
Go on.
You know what the police can do?
What will the police do?
Nothing.
Exactly.
Because they have no jurisdiction here.
Okay, they don't.
Okay, that's fine.
So when they get here, I'm going to walk them the fuck off like I just did in front of Verlin's house.
Okay.
Who's Verlin?
Okay.
I don't give a shit.
I don't care.
The secretary of the board.
Get the fuck out of here.
I do not care.
I do not care.
You will not harass them.
You will not talk to him.
Keep laughing.
I am.
Well, good.
Keep laughing.
That's all you're doing.
Keep running your mouth.
That's all you know how to do.
That's it.
That's it.
That's all you know how to do.
I didn't touch you.
You touched me.
That's interesting, though.
That's not something I've seen.
He gets into the neighbors shooting and their bullet going through windows and some little girl getting hit.
Why can't I press charges?
Damn, no jurisdiction here.
Nothing.
There you go.
There you go.
There you go.
Are we?
It gets crazy at 419.
What are we at?
Don't talk to me.
And if you want to be involved in it.
Did you start at 346 like it is in the notes?
336?
Yeah, right.
Yeah, right here.
There you go.
Brandon.
You have no idea where you're getting involved in.
Don't talk to me.
And if you want to be involved in this, I'm going to talk whoever I want.
Exactly.
Don't talk to me.
If you want to get involved in this, you know what happened to the last one?
I know what you did.
You broke that window.
It's one of the things that you went to.
Windows fuck you then.
Dude, I don't care.
Cookie's windows got shot out with a shotgun.
I don't care.
222s to their fucking front steps.
I still don't care.
In Cherry Hill, their fucking daughter got smashed.
Is that what you want?
No.
And you want to know where I was when all this happened?
I don't care.
At work, monkey.
I don't care what you were.
Well, that sounds real bad.
Just like I told the people who are in the middle of the day.
He's not saying the local criminals are shooting up windows.
He's saying my people will fuck you up.
3602, Grammar C-Win.
That's where I'm going to go.
You'll get bullets through your window, and I'll be safe at work.
It'll be my guys.
So you were real comfortable.
So get me on video so you know who you see.
Bring whoever.
That's pretty bad, dude.
That's pretty bad.
Hey guys, hey, Darren.
Hey, White, why are you back over here?
Somebody called me.
Someone called you.
It's private property.
You have no jurisdiction here whatsoever.
I do not.
You know what?
Hold on.
No, no, no.
I'm going to let you do your thing.
Go talk to these fucking niggas.
Go ahead.
Stop.
Fuck you.
Go talk to the niggas.
Let them know what I'm all about and what their fucking rights they have.
All right.
You want to go back to your house or come back to you?
No, I'll stay right here.
It's common property.
Okay.
Have a nice night.
You guys from 1101?
Oh, yeah.
How's it going?
I'm going to let you guys get an education right now.
All right.
Thanks, man.
Appreciate it.
I'll do my job.
No problem.
Okay.
So do we do?
That's a bad man saying it sounds like threatening to kill people and being a racist person.
But what disturbs me is how excited everyone got when they finally had an example of this.
Look at how happy people are here.
2-9.
Listen to the cheering.
Just cut it out, dude.
It's a party.
And then this is his house now.
3-0.
They've broke his windows.
They threw shit at him.
Oh, this is this Glenn Greenwald stealing my thing.
The problem is that when a highly funded social movement succeeds in all of its goals, it won't declare victory and stop.
Too much money, too much activist bureaucracy, and jobs at stake.
So it keeps expanding to justify its own existence into unrecognizable.
Wait a minute.
That's a...
Yeah, okay.
So he's talking about that Kink and Pride thing, but he's right about the social movement.
But what's is that 3-0?
Was that 3-0?
No, here it is.
No, that's 3-1.
So yeah, that was 3-0.
Okay.
So I guess I put up the wrong one.
There was another guy who said the problem with these activists is the demand for racism is more than the supply.
The supply does not meet the demand, which is basically what he's saying, too.
Oh, there we go.
Sorry.
Same thing happened with racial matters in the U.S. There's more demand for racism than the supply.
So we've had to redefine what counts as racism to keep race scriptors employed.
Now, obviously, what you just saw was textbook racism.
Don't get me wrong.
But I'm talking about their glee.
Look at how happy they were with flags and signs and cheering.
And they get to destroy his house.
Somebody just makes him.
That's cold.
Yeah.
Yeah, Mob and they showed him walking out from the apartment.
Oh, here we are.
Yeah, yeah.
And all the cops get dazzled shit, too.
They don't care.
That's a bonus for them.
Does this seem a little overblown?
Yeah.
Ever been on a New York City subway?
Want to know what people of color say about white people?
And I was looking at all the retweets too, and they were like, this dummy doesn't understand that free speech doesn't include hate speech.
It should be illegal to say racist things.
By the way, if that ever gets instituted, you're going to see blacks going to jail in droves.
White guys will be the last to go.
Because white people tend to be the least racist people in America.
Yeah, the whole thing is this would never happen the other way around.
There's no fucking way.
No way.
Not even for like anti-Russian bullying or hate or any other...
I couldn't even think of another rate.
Maybe Mexicans?
No.
Not even...
Actually, that's a good point.
Say some dude was yelling at a Chinese guy.
No, there might be a march.
It wouldn't be this violent, but there might be like a parade.
I don't know.
They work hard.
They're not going to take days off to go do that.
Well, I saw a bunch of them by Grand Central.
Stop Asian Hate marching down the street.
I put a pin on.
They took a picture of me.
Didn't see it in the newspaper.
Someone must have tipped them off.
Okay, now we can do the mailbag.
Mizale Bazag.
Ryan, shut up.
You don't have a dad.
Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
Let me touch it.
Oh, wait a minute.
7, 3, 21.
Okay, this isn't from the right section.
But whatever.
See if you can find my 40-something Italian droopers and Liam Lynch.
Siphil and Ollie.
I figured I'd send you a pic since I hear you and Ant debating your types.
Also, I'm writing to ask whether you have turned your kids onto Siphil and Ollie and Liam Lynch's music.
Have you ever met him?
My pic is attached.
That is something else, boy.
Wow.
That is my type right there.
Perfect age.
Great tits.
The picture's sort of compressed, though, but makes me a little suspicious.
Big fucking pixels.
But Siphil and Ollie, aren't they really raunchy?
Like lots of sex and swearing and stuff?
My kids are a little young.
If your attitude doesn't change, I'm just not going to do the song with you.
Whatever.
I went down to the beach and talked Kiki.
She was all like, eh.
And I'm like, whatever.
And this chick comes up to me and she's all like, hey, I'd do that dude.
And I'm like, yeah, whatever.
Pretty good.
Dude, were you on my computer?
No, not that one.
I'm at the pool hall.
The other one I had to see if I could sell myself the old writer up Peruski.
Oh.
But not that one.
Okay, now I've seemed to have lost a thing and it's not in my history.
This is not making for a very good TV.
I apologize.
Don't you worry.
Don't you worry, you're pretty.
A fun thing about July 4th is De Blasio got booed at the hot dog eating contest.
Did you see this?
Oh, yeah, send that.
He got severely booed.
It was very cool.
How do I get to the mail on the URL again?
The mail on the URL?
Oh, it's...
You mean the archive?
No, I mean the URL website.
Okay, pull up the thing and I'll try to find out what the fuck I'm doing here.
Hopefully we get the world record.
That'll be fantastic as we get the world record.
De Blasio, right here.
He's trying to say he was off beat with his rap.
That's why he's getting booed.
Then he does something.
So did the Blasio say, oh, a great big boo on me?
Was that him saying that?
The MC said, oh, that's on me.
That's on me.
Before that, dumbass.
I don't think so.
Before that.
Oh, it's the guy holding the camera.
So he tries to save the Blazio, but then what he does is he highlights the booze by telling the DJ to turn the music down.
I don't know who said he's in the middle, but he highlights the booze.
He's going to be one of the least liked mayors in history, for sure.
Okay, this is from Joey.
He talks about a guy who helped rescue a kid.
It's called fucking flip-flops.
A guy helps rescue a kid from Miami building collapse, and he's wearing fucking flip-flops like a loser.
See link and attach pick.
Also, a building collapses while he walked his dog nearby.
So instead of tying up his dog to help rescue people, he first goes home to put his dog back.
What?
Who the fuck cares about a dog?
The kid he ended up rescuing was just waiting around completely buried in concrete, waiting for the guy to finish walking his dog.
I wish I had different shoes on, he says, noting.
Yeah, you're not a hero if you went home to bring your dog back.
Quote from last week.
Here's the pic, dude.
Gavin, love you.
Love the show.
New studio is great.
You rattled off some quote last week, which has been driving me nuts ever since.
It was along the lines of the Zulus fighting the Hulus, Woodsies.
My heart bleeds for Africa.
I thought it might be from Ace Ventura, but I've been racking my brain.
I can't get the answer.
Help so I can put this in.
It's an inside joke I had with a tree planting buddy in 1991.
We both used to say it.
I think he invented it.
But yeah, it's not from anything, I don't think.
But he would go, oh, the Hulus are killing the Zulus, who are killing the Hootsies, who are killing the Tutsis.
Oh, my heart bleeds for Africa.
Another thing he'd do, we'd be tree planting in the rain.
He owned the company, and it was pouring down.
You're sitting there in the mud planting trees, and he'd just drive by in his truck.
He'd wind down his window, and you'd look up at him.
He'd go, it's good to be king, and then drive away.
Hey, Gavin, having a good time watching old UML live episodes and seeing how disastrously bad Ryan was at managing the Collins.
At one point, you called him an effing idiot so intensely that you flung your glasses off your face.
Here is a video drop of that exact moment, which overlaps with a caller saying it's Ryan's fault.
You're welcome.
Please do a green screen of the Quentin Tarantino interview where he talks black.
Fuck you're an idiot!
It's Ryan's fault.
You're an idiot!
It's Ryan's fault.
That's a good little gif.
Fuck you're an idiot!
It's Ryan's fault.
That's perfect.
It's Ryan's fault.
Mid-temper tantrum.
You're supposed to be calmed down during a temper tantrum.
In defense of tablets, says Alan, for me, it means I get to watch more censored.
You produce so much good content now, I have to find ways to watch more.
So I usually combine listening, watching your shows on my tablet while having sports playing on the main screen with the sound down low.
Jim Goad goes great with NASCAR.
Or while playing video games, yes, I'm literally gay.
While catching up on JuML.
Katie Hopkins is combining well with European soccer right now.
Multi-screening is the best way to use a tablet, which is basically just a phone with a bigger screen and better audio.
Cheers from Lockdown Australia.
The China flu is only just starting here.
So we need all that censored content.
You're so right.
The pairings are great.
Yeah.
I've noticed with you, though, you cannot not be stimulated for one second.
Like you got up to go poo a few hours ago and you had to get your earphones in your head.
Like the second you got up from your desk, you put in your earphones.
Yep.
I wanted a little entertainment there.
I forgot what that was the deblasio thing.
See, I was trying to time code it.
You sleep with a podcast on.
Sometimes.
I don't like to put the earphones while I'm sleeping because it'll crush my ear.
No, I know you don't.
Every time I've surprised you at home, you have your computer up and it's podcast is playing like an inch from your face.
The recent ones, those have been re-sleeps.
So I get up, I would bring her to work and then come back, put on the Bo Burnham, for instance, or something else and then fall asleep.
One time it was Japanese culture and then the other time Bo Burnham.
I just did twice.
No, that's not true.
But I used to make it a real bad habit, sleeping with the earphones in.
Why don't you just go to bed the same time as your girlfriend so when she gets up, you're up?
Now I'm doing that because we're re-watching sopranos.
So by the end of the night, we're both sopranoed out and we're like, oh my God, I hope Scylla's all right.
Then we go to bed.
Tim Dylan talks about GML to Reagan.
Drogan, not really, but my ears pricked up when I thought I heard them talk about the godfather of hipsters show.
Keep fighting.
Carl.
I said, eventually, this is where you end up.
You end up just somewhere, you know, sitting on, you know, like get off my lawn, shaking your fist because you go, I just don't get it.
Yeah, no, that's not what he's not referring to me.
The guy that I did that movie with, the Death of Cool movie, that he won't release, it's done.
Actually, there's two versions of it, one with Vice, one without Vice.
Done.
Sitting on a shelf.
We'll never see the light of day.
And he didn't know what I was up to these days.
He's British.
He's like, yeah, oh no, I mean, I don't really care about politics anymore.
I just focused on the kids and my new baby.
You know, I'm not one of these get off my lawn types, you know.
And I'm like, dude, that's the name of my show.
It's like, oh, shit, sorry.
Hey, Gavman, and keep trying, Ryan.
I live in Oregon.
My husband and I have been married for 20 years.
We have three kids, although we live here.
We are conservative Republicans who have been homeschooling our children for years.
Our kids go to public school for sports only.
Our youngest daughter, 12, was recently brainwashed by the middle schoolers there to believe she was trans and that we, her parents, are abusing her by not letting her transition.
She spent 1.5 hours a day, five days a week with these people for five weeks total.
That's all it took.
They taught her how to cut herself, told her to threaten to commit suicide if we didn't let her transition.
Jesus.
They then helped her write a letter saying we beat her and make her eat off the floor and other ridiculous abuses, and turned that letter into the school that she doesn't even attend in the hopes the DHS would take her away from us.
The kids told her that she could transition in a foster home because, here, legally, they can do that once taken away from her parents.
This is a doozy.
We have had to speak with school counselors, coaches, and teachers that have nothing to do with our lives.
We've been threatened with DSH and social workers.
Luckily, we have Home School Legal Defense Association memberships and have let them know that that's kept the BS at bay so far.
So, you got to get lawyers involved fast.
Like Steinglass, the DA that was under Cyrus Vance, he came to my house with two cops during the John and Max thing and said, I just want to ask you a few questions.
Nothing big.
And I go, oh, that's great.
Yeah, let's definitely talk.
Let me just get a lawyer and I guess we'll set up an interview with the lawyer.
And once they just went, ah, fuck, he's a lawyer guy.
And they stopped harassing me.
I think because we're conservative homeschoolers in a libtard state, we have more of a microscope.
Yeah, of course you do.
It's taken us a month to deprogram our kid who is a teary mess.
She said these older kids just talked her into all of this and everyone was a member of LGBTQ Alphabet Soup.
They shit shamed her and called her and called her a homophobic and racist originally for not claiming to be trans, whatever.
She was bullied and shamed into compliance and being young and stupid as all 12-year-olds are.
She didn't know what to do.
We've taken her phones away and all forms of social media.
Long talks and remind lessons about morals and right and wrong have been an ongoing occurrence to keep her on the straight and narrow.
Thankfully, we have all her chat threads with these people to back up our claims and to thwart these false claims.
Yeah.
God, you now have to prove that you don't make your kid eat on the floor.
Plus, one counselor at the school said this fad trend goes through groups randomly and they are mainly hyper-emotional teen girls.
My point is, don't put kids in public schools.
I don't know why those on the right are so antsy to rush our kids back into these indoctrination machines slash cults.
We can't keep bitching that they're brainwashing our kids and then fight to reopen after COVID.
Pull your kids.
Public schools online and charters are just different forms of public school.
Homeschool or private is the way to go for us.
If we start pulling our kids out by the droves, changes will occur.
Middle finger to critical race theory.
Enough is enough.
Look what happened to our kid in a short period of time.
Imagine her being there all day for months.
Scary what would have happened.
I feel like we saved her just in time.
And when they do this transition, remember, I assume they're not talking about cutting her tits off.
She's 12.
But if it's the hormones, then yeah, you are infertile for the rest of your life.
This has been sent to me a couple of times.
A guy gets nailed by shit mantis shrimp.
How are you doing with that?
That's your job.
I'm far away from the goal.
Okay, can any of you...
I thought Ryan was a good fish nerd, but apparently not.
I can care for him.
Any of you viewers out there can help us get a hold of a mantis shrimp.
They're not easy to find.
There's something on there, but a little.
Another shrimp?
Just skip ahead here.
So he gets one.
There it is.
Ow.
That really hurt.
Oh, there it is right there.
Get it out of there, dude.
That thing dropped onto me.
It's been smashed.
No, it's alive.
Get it out of there.
Oh, dude, he cut through my freaking...
Wow.
No.
He just punched through my brand new booties.
What the fuck?
Is that mesh, though?
What is that?
Check this out.
Yeah, it's like a mesh.
Look at that bump.
Wow.
Oh, man.
Damn.
Dude, that is crazy.
So, supposedly, Mantis Shrimp has the most powerful punch in all of the animal kingdom.
And I just felt it.
This dude grabbed a hold of my booty and did whatever they do.
So he's dead now, right?
Put a hole in this booty that is literally the second time I've ever used it.
That's impressive that it punched through a scuba boot.
That is, though.
Yeah, that's pretty cool.
Yeah, apparently you've got to be careful that they don't smash their own aquarium.
Smash their own ship squad.
Oh, my God.
How to fix Gavin's shitty ass.
Dear G-Spot and Queen Pube Top of the Fag Zone, I have a solution for you, Gavin, regarding your shitting your pants and how to avoid an emergency situation in the future.
Christopher Big Black Boykin of MTV's Robin Big invented the man pawn.
No, he did not invent the man pon.
Is he just trying to piss you off?
I don't know.
It's pretty much just a wall of toilet paper you shove your butt to keep the mud from coming out.
But unlike regular toilet paper, it comes out.
Problem is when you wear it, if you knew what you were talking about, when you wear it, it really dries out your anal lips to the point where it hurts.
And then you got to take it out.
And you'll notice in New York City in the summer, you'll see these squares with a little brown lipstick on them.
And it's from various executives in suits removing their manpons when they're no longer helpful.
How do you know if something's infected?
It hurts like a normal amount.
It's not like, aye!
It's just like uncomfortable.
Discolored, smells odd, hurts a lot.
Okay.
The guy sending the shrimp thing again and again and again.
Okay.
12-year-olds sex talk.
Hey, G-Dog and Rye Guy, congrats on the Pregnancy.
Gav, I have a 12-year-old daughter.
I'm wondering when it's time to have a sex talk with her.
Kids seem to be growing up real early these days.
I'd rather her know about it than figuring out with her friends.
Thanks, guys.
Yeah, I mean, there's ways to do it at even younger ages.
You just say the mommy and the daddy hug, and then the daddy's body gives the mommy something where they make a baby.
That's what I did for the youngest age.
Could have been, could have come out of my mustache.
And then maybe when my boy was like 11, I told him what happens.
I mean, they tell them at school anyway, around that age.
But if you sanitize it, I mean, I'm 50 and I still think it's kind of weird that your penis becomes engorged with blood.
Then you ram it into your significant other until a vanilla ice cream explodes out.
Sex is like not a big deal.
I think if you do it in a very sanitized way, it's okay to say to a 12-year-old, just don't tell her about kink and all that other weird, gross shit.
Okay, this will be the last one.
A nice insulting one.
Hello, my kings.
Gavin is a dirty, wee, jakey, ball-popping hypocrite of the month.
Here's why.
Gav's tirade on simps, liking ahego anime style girls, where Gav's giving it big licks about how perverted that kind of style is.
But, Gavin, you have Lotus on the channel doing Ahigayo faces and talking about gibberish.
One episode, she was licking a lollipop like it was a fat hairy cock.
Jesus Christ.
Ryan, congratulations on the baby thing with your victim, blah, blah, blah.
I found a super hot chick that you love.
She's kind of Italian, but kind of Jewish, nerdy-looking type Bailey J. No, no, no.
Yeah, that's we've done the circuits.
Yeah, good attrition.
I don't see Lotus as sexual or titillating in any way.
In fact, most of the stuff she talks about is how disgusting pedophiles are.
She has a schoolgirl's uniform because she's a schoolgirl and she goes to school.
She's not trying to titillate you.
And I don't know the lollipop segment you're talking about, but she's probably doing some sort of lampoon of pedophile culture.
She's very anti-sexualization of young girls.
So the fact that that gave you a boner is not proof that it was meant to give you a boner.
All right, wait, there's a little update with that.
So the other day, and I know she's a mega troll, and she didn't take it down.
So I don't know what this is.
But, you know, people are saying that's gross.
What the fuck?
And the caption is, forbidden egg whites taste even better because they're forbidden.
Egg emoji.
And it's her just licking her lips.
And there is some sort of liquid there.
And just for the sake of life, I presume that it's a troll.
It's a weird joke.
I don't know how old it is.
It's a weird joke.
How old is she either?
I don't know.
She better be of age.
I don't know what the age is.
I don't know.
It's weird.
It's art.
If she's.
Yeah, it's just art.
She's a big troll.
So, I mean.
If she's constantly sexualizing young girls, of course, she'd be off the network in a second.
But my experience is she does the opposite of that.
All right.
Let's go to the final vid.
I'm not sure how I feel about this.
I guess I think it's awesome.
Now, here's a weird thing.
I don't find this distracting.
Because there's a lot of stability there, right?
All those sets are staying in place.
Even though the flashing's happening, the movement is a lot more.
The fake news ones is always...
Actually, that background is kind of crazy.
The flashing.
All right, check out this dude in the game who catches a ball, keeps his beer, doesn't drop his beer, and is also carrying a baby in his hand.
The beer, the child, and the foul ball.
My goodness.
Three hands.
He used the baby arm to catch the ball instead of the beer arm.
So there's a split second there where the baby is not being held by any arms.
Holy shit.
Priorities.
That is one for the books.
Look at that.
Right there.
The baby's...
She's hanging on by a third of a beer forearm.
And then he brings the arm back with the baseball in it.
She has no idea what the fuck is going on.
That guy grew up playing baseball his whole life for sure.
It's just instinct.
Look at that.
He spilt maybe two drops.
What a boss.
Okay, we'll see you at Anthony's tomorrow, folks.
And I know we started out the show with some sad tunes.
Look at the South.
We got a flag in the toilet.
We got Toby Keith and Aaron Lewis saying, what happened to this country?
We're going through a rocky time.
A rocky style.
This is your captain speaking.
We are experiencing turbulence right now.
Please fasten your seatbelts.
But guess what's going to happen?
We're going to land this plane.
We're going to land it together.
We're all going to be okay.
You can clap when you land.
I like hearing the claps.
And then we'll all go, phew.
Can you believe those three years we had Joe Biden running the country and then Kamala Harris thought she was going to take over?