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July 5, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S04E06 -HAPPY JULY FOURTH!

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	American girls and American guys will always stand up and salute we'll always live from New York.
	It's Get Off My Lawn with Kevin McGinnis.
	We can sleep in peace at night and move down our heads.
	My mother, my brother, my sister, me to love and live happy in the land of the free.
	Now this nation that I love is falling under attack.
	A mighty sucker punch.
	That's what 9-11 was to Toby Keith.
	The mighty sucker punch.
	That was, of course, red, white, and blue.
	Today is July 4th for you.
	It's not July 4th for me.
	This is a pre-tape.
	We, of course, are celebrating July 4th.
	Last July 4th was so terrible that I drove upstate and celebrated it with my friends.
	I should have footage tomorrow, I guess.
	Whatever.
	It'll just be a bunch of fireworks and guys getting drunk.
	But yeah, last year I let my wife handle it.
	I'm going to Pennsylvania to go get all the crazy shit.
	I'm going to spend, if you spend more than $400, it's two for one at Phantom Fireworks in PA.
	So I get together with my buddy.
	We both spend $201.
	And that's $400.
	Boom.
	We got $800 of fireworks.
	You know how much $800 of fireworks is?
	It's a lot.
	Although one time, fucking Albert Hammond Jr., high on heroin, went to Phantom and he spent $10,000.
	You know how big $10,000 of fireworks is?
	It's a car.
	It was a pile that looked like a Honda Civic.
	And he was setting off fireworks for days.
	You can't do that many.
	So like July 8th, he was still setting them off.
	And neighbors were complaining from miles away.
	They were driving over to his house to tell him to stop.
	So that's too far.
	That's the pendulum going too far the other way.
	But yeah, last year it was at a friend's house run by women and the only fireworks legal in New York.
	They go up like six feet and then go back down again and go pack, pack, pack, pack.
	You could put them in your mouth.
	You could set them off in your clothes.
	You probably have a minor abrasion.
	So we're lighting those off.
	There was something political going on, like some guy was there who was anti-gun.
	So that was annoying.
	What?
	Who is that guy?
	And then the craziest part is the dad, the patriarch, he was scared.
	So he went into the pool and made sure he was in the pool the whole time.
	And as I've said on the show before, if you think fireworks are dangerous, get your wife and kids in the pool.
	And you stand out there ready to protect.
	So I swore.
	I said, next year, I'm handling it.
	I handled it this year.
	I even made sure, because we have a lot of ex-friends upstate.
	We used to have a place there.
	And all our friends were gays.
	And of course, they got Proud Boy Derangement Syndrome, PBDS, and dumptazole.
	And I was like, I don't want them to be there.
	And he's like, no, no, they're all going this way.
	So I've made sure the guests are all kosher.
	That's what you have to do in this day and age in post-Trump America.
	You have to make sure there's going to be no bad vibes.
	Lost a friend last night.
	He was like, you know, I only stick around because I'm hoping that you'll get past this fascism and this hate.
	What?
	It's exactly what I did.
	And he goes, at one point he talks about trannies and gay, the millions of, thousands of trannies and gays that are being murdered.
	I was like, I was like, dude, you're clearly new to this SJW shit.
	You're not supposed to call them trannies while you're defending them.
	And I was like, the trannies that are being murdered are murdered by their black thug boyfriends.
	And as far as gays go, what are you talking about?
	Gays aren't being killed.
	Are you talking about Matthew Shepard?
	Because he was a meth addict who was killed by his meth boyfriends.
	And oppressed people of color is not true.
	It's racist to think it's not a thing.
	How do they pull that off?
	It's racist to think that America is not racist.
	Okay, I don't care anymore.
	That word has lost its meaning.
	It's like this mom at that wedding I was at on Saturday.
	She said something so brilliant.
	And she goes, this is how to summarize clown world today.
	I was at this house, a friend of my brother's, a neighbor, and he's a hoarder.
	And all his stuff was filled up six feet up high.
	And the brother said, Marlon, if everything is important, nothing is important.
	If every single object is here in here is valuable, then none of them are valuable.
	And that's the way you should see all of this shit, this oppression.
	They're just hoarders.
	They're hoarding oppression.
	And we're looking at it going, if everything is racist, nothing's racist.
	The word is lost.
	Sometimes you'll even go, no, no, no, I'm not racist.
	I just support Trump.
	And they go, yeah, that means you're racist.
	And you go, oh, okay, I am racist then.
	When they justify their accusation, you hear their meaning, their definitions, and you go, oh, okay, yeah, that's fine.
	I thought racist meant you think that black people are less good than other people, and America should be all white.
	That's not what it means anymore.
	It means that you like capitalism.
	I mean, they've turned it into kind of a good word, a good thing, which is retarded.
	Because now people are going, oh, I'm signing up then.
	Sign me up.
	I want to join racism.
	Sounds cool.
	And then I said to him, I don't think you understand what we go through.
	Have I talked about all this already?
	Because I was talking about it last night, and there might be overlap.
	Okay.
	I don't remember that.
	I can't hear you.
	Yeah.
	And then I was talking about Dana Lash having to move in the middle of the night and how she has a plan with her principal in case the kids are attacked.
	And Cassandra Fairbanks, fireworks shot at her home.
	Her poor daughter has post-traumatic stress disorder.
	I mentioned what my kids have gone through with their social lives, them being attacked and harassed and harangued and disinvited and ostracized.
	I talked about other conservatives that don't want me to say their names, but I know them.
	They have panic rooms.
	They have bulletproof glass.
	And he goes, that just comes with the territory.
	It's like being famous, being a rock star.
	You get to rock out, but you also have to deal with that.
	And I was like, no, no, no, no.
	Chris Hayes shows pictures of his kids all the time.
	The left can show pictures of their kids.
	The right cannot.
	Laura Ingram can't show herself, where she lives, any kind of details about herself.
	Fucking Anderson Cooper and what's his name from the week, last week tonight, John Oliver.
	He could be waving with his address in the background.
	No one cares about the left is not under attack.
	Anyway, I just said, you know what, dude?
	You got your mom's inheritance before she died and you haven't had a job since.
	You got no family, no job.
	You're living off your dead mother who's not even dead.
	Go fuck yourself.
	I'm not changing.
	I'm not radical.
	Well, that was the end of that.
	And I said, by the way, the elephant in the room for the past 30 years has been that you're a fucking loser.
	It's not a joke.
	But like, and then these people get so sad.
	Like, oh, you had to take it personal.
	That was a low blow.
	Dude, saying that I am full of hate is personal.
	I spew hate.
	Like, I was taking pictures around New York because he's out in the country.
	And I'm like, here's a, like, when you're walking around New York, especially now, especially if you're conservative and you're a public figure, you're always just like, no headphones, no looking at your phone.
	You're just always alert, head on a swivel.
	What's this guy's vibe?
	Okay, you're not looking at me.
	All right, all right.
	And so I'm taking pictures going, should I take my knife out now while I go into the subway?
	Or what's this guy stare?
	Is he staring at me?
	What's going on here?
	Should I put my mask on?
	Go in disguise?
	And he's like, hey man, hate begets hate.
	What?
	Maybe he's gay.
	You ever thought of that?
	Hate?
	So now I brought it on myself.
	See, this is the narrative in that Vanity Fair article from the left.
	It's Gavin McInnes has to own up to what he's done.
	He must regret it.
	Look at the violence he's caused with his extreme rhetoric.
	What?
	My extreme rhetoric has been almost as violent and rough and bigoted as the left.
	Like, well, you said fuck around and find out.
	Yeah.
	It's an Ilhan Omar shirt now.
	Well, you said that we have to fight them in the streets.
	No, that was Tim Kaine, whose son is in Antifa.
	Maxine Waters says, harass people when you see them, attack them.
	Eric Holding, the attorney general, said, when they go low, we don't go lower.
	We kick them.
	No, no.
	He was criticizing Michelle Obama.
	He said, Michelle Obama had said, when they go low, we go high.
	And he goes, no, we don't.
	When they go low, we kick them.
	He also said he needs to brainwash Americans.
	So this is the rhetoric.
	Dye sis scum.
	They're literally doing it forever.
	And the scrutiny is on the left.
	Did they cross their T's and dot their I's?
	It's a bizarre set of double standards that you shouldn't abide by.
	We used to.
	We used to go, you know what?
	I should have been the better person.
	No.
	When we go low and they kick us, we kick them back.
	Anyway, today's a big day.
	Toby Keith Declaration of Independence.
	One thing that no one ever talks about with the Declaration of Independence, it was 245 years ago today, right?
	Here it is.
	I own it.
	I stole this from the Chamber of Commerce.
	And because I thought from Nicholas Cage movies, there'd be a map on the back that would lead to treasure.
	There are no maps.
	That's it.
	So I have to sneak this back because I don't want it anymore.
	It's tense.
	But anyway, I got...
	I don't know what the, how much is this worth, do you think?
	Probably like...
	$700 billion and a trillion $300,000 billion dollars.
	That's perfect, too, because in this, unanimous, I'll read it to you.
	It's very hard to read the unanimous declaration of the 13 United States of America.
	So I've transcribed it here.
	When, in the course of events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with one another and to assume among the powers of the earth the separate and equal station to which the laws of nature and nature's God entitle them.
	See, that's where we get, where do my rights come from?
	Our rights come from God.
	A decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
	We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal.
	You know, you know the thing.
	Which is what Biden said.
	And we highly recommend you get these shirts.
	They're fantastic.
	That's him with the Declaration of Independence.
	So people see it and they go, awesome.
	You like Biden?
	You go, no, I like laughing at my pet Biden.
	But what he forgot to say is they are endowed by their creator with certain unalienable rights that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
	They come from God.
	Is it a coincidence that he forgot that specific part?
	He left out the God part?
	That's Justin Trudeau's thing, is leaving God out of the national anthem.
	For the DNC, the Democratic National Convention, they left out God.
	Oh, yeah.
	On purpose.
	Twice.
	Twice.
	How weird is it to hate God?
	God's gay.
	So you created the universe.
	Wow.
	Get over.
	Yeah.
	So you're God.
	That don't impress me much.
	These Brad Pitt levels.
	You created the molecules in the solar system.
	Now, don't get me wrong.
	I think that's all right.
	Everything from asteroids to my daughter's fingernails.
	Created it all.
	So what?
	That don't impress me much.
	Walking in here with your magic powers being ubiquitous, all things at all times.
	Legislative rights.
	Governments are instituted among men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed.
	Remember, you work for us, you giant DMV.
	That whenever any form of government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the right of the people to alter or to abolish it and to institute new government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such a form as to them shall seem most likely to affect their safety and happiness.
	Someone's at the door.
	You want to just get that?
	It's going to be...
	Bugging me.
	Throwing me off.
	I got a bunch of other stuff to talk about.
	But the thing I love about the Declaration of Independence is they declared their independence in the middle of the war.
	Like, what was it?
	This is 1776.
	Maybe I should have it on the desk in the whole time.
	That's 1776.
	The American War, the American Revolution was 1765 to 1783.
	So 76, seven years.
	You'd think they would win, get the British out and say, okay, we've got to start a country now.
	Which is ironically what they said that the January 6th meanders were going to do.
	Go there, take over, set up a new government, start working on infrastructure.
	I mean, it's idiotic how much attention this has gotten.
	And it's not just attention.
	It's appeals refused, solitary confinement.
	I mean, I had nothing to do with it.
	I said, don't go.
	I said, it's a trap.
	It's still up my ass.
	Exactly like Charlottesville.
	I said, don't go.
	It's a trap.
	Right up my ass from the second it was over to right now.
	Well, you started the Proud Boys and Jason Kessler organized Charlottesville and he was a proud boy.
	And no.
	No, he infiltrated the club twice and was booted twice.
	They sussed him out.
	And he infiltrated the club by lying and saying he wasn't all right.
	Anyway, you know all these stories.
	But it's amazing that it's amazing that they are accusing the January 6th meanderers as basically the founding fathers.
	They were going to start again.
	And as Macy Gray points out, they plan to hang Ted Pence.
	Clown world.
	Anyway, this isn't a day for bitching about the radical left.
	This is a day of celebrating America and their independence.
	Pretty impressive to have such a small population and to kick out the Brits.
	You took on Britain kind of the first, right?
	But when you think of all the colonies, Canada, Hong Kong, Singapore, all the different commonwealths that Britain owned.
	And there's a song by the Boomtown Rats about it.
	A little piece of red.
	Another piece of red left my atlas today.
	It's a beautiful song, really well written.
	Boomtown Rats are a very underrated band.
	But he goes through all the commonwealths that slowly fell.
	I kind of think America was the first.
	They're definitely the biggest.
	I think that what happened was after America kicked out the Brits, everyone said, yeah, I'm going to kick him out too.
	I'm not paying literally a king's ransom.
	I'm not paying money to another, some island because they took us over.
	Fuck you.
	You're welcome, Earth.
	Sorry, Britain.
	All right, I got the band.
	What's the name of the song?
	Another piece of red left my atlas today.
	I should have done this research, actually.
	Maybe I'll have it ready when I come back.
	But when did all these different pieces of red fall off the atlas?
	When did they all reject the queen?
	Put up the lyrics.
	I was thinking they were lucky to be rid of that shit.
	The people here but still believe in stiffness and stiff colours.
	They're speaking deep in English, but they're making deals and dumb.
	They're breaking up a number.
	Nobody's buying Britain.
	They're calling for another part.
	Nobody's buying Britain.
	The flags are coming down, everybody's dancing.
	That's a good song.
	He lists all the different Commonwealth documents.
	But I think Canada just really bored Britain away.
	They declared their independence in 1982.
	And if you look at them up on Wikipedia, they're still run by the Queen.
	So you can either fight them and kill them or just sort of bore them to death.
	So I don't know if we're responsible for kicking out the Brits or if the Brits would have left anyway.
	It's one of those things.
	Like Pat Buchanan says about World War II, he says, we shouldn't have gone in there.
	We should have just let Stalin and Hitler fight each other and kill each other.
	And now communism and fascism are dead.
	Not really sure how that relates to concentration camps, but I'm not sure Buchanan cares.
	As an immigrant myself, I'm not an immigrate.
	Remember I told you about that time?
	My wife had a party, and her friend came up, and she was drunk and ornery.
	She was calling my friend Rob a fucking Jew in that tone.
	And he's not Jewish and she is.
	So that was weird.
	And then she's like, why do you fucking love this country so much with your stupid American flag?
	You're not American.
	I'm like, no, but I'm very happy to be here.
	I've made a lot of money here.
	I've been fucked over in the past five years, But besides that, it's a pretty fantastic place.
	Even someone as canceled as me can carve out a living.
	And I always say to people: take one thing, focus on it, no matter what it is.
	In 10 years, you'll be a millionaire.
	I don't care if it's sweeping a bodega.
	Yeah, I don't care how blue-collar it is either.
	You get some people under, you start making bidding on bigger contracts, boom.
	So as an immigrant, I want to tell you some things.
	This is a video I made a long time ago, but they're all gone now.
	So I'll just remind you about some things that I don't quite get about Americans.
	Number one, of course, being soakers.
	Maybe it's because I come from Canada where it's cold, but if you get a wet foot, you have to kill yourself.
	And you watch these nature shows, and they're just walking through a river.
	And you're like, you know how long it takes boots to dry?
	Like, they're going to have to be in front of the fire.
	I rode my motorcycle a few days ago in the rain.
	My shoes were wet for like 30 hours.
	I had to use other shoes.
	So doesn't that bother you?
	Is there anything worse than walking around with a soaker?
	You're American, Ryan.
	Yeah.
	Show yourself.
	No, it definitely stinks.
	I mean, I hate that feeling.
	I've stepped in puddles and then your foot's wet all day, but it's not very common unless you're in the winter.
	And when you're in the winter, you wear boots or something.
	Maybe that's it, because we have so much snow and it's always melting and there's all those icy puddles.
	You guys don't have that.
	Yeah, no, no, no.
	Oh, my God.
	See, shoot yourself.
	Your day's...
	Yeah, I don't know why they're smiling.
	I guess they have fully waterproof boots.
	Look, he had to pull her away.
	Did they just film this and just watch multiple people fall?
	Yeah, look.
	Oh, I'll be okay.
	Dude, you know, a non-cold soaker stinks.
	Yeah.
	Like, warms.
	It's the apocalypse.
	It's really bad, yeah.
	And what do you do now?
	Walk around barefoot?
	And then you go to the office and you just want your socks and shoes over there and you're in a suit with your bare feet?
	What if someone comes by and wants to have a meeting and you're barefoot guy?
	I think I'd rather my entire body be completely soaked than just have one article of clothes.
	Yeah.
	Because we were doing this thing at the gender reveal where I put a little piece of ice inside of her bra and I was like, hee-hee.
	And then she did it to me and my underwear and I was like, all right.
	I don't like you anymore.
	It was fucking over.
	I was like, it was wet.
	Your balls?
	Like my butt.
	Like she did it behind my back and I was like, shit, a wet ass.
	That's not fun.
	She's like, you did it to me.
	I was like, I have no problem with a wet ass.
	I shit my pants last night.
	Nice.
	George Brett.
	I'm good for those about once a year.
	I was just talking to this dude, and I had a fart that was not a fart.
	Never trust a fart over 50.
	When you're over 50, I mean.
	I went, I shit my pants.
	And I ran to the bathroom.
	These explosions of bullshit.
	I had to like wash my body.
	It takes a while.
	You wrap your underwear up in toilet paper.
	You put that in the waste paper basket.
	But I was wearing white jeans.
	Yikes, dude.
	So I had a little line.
	Oh, my God.
	And I said to my wife, yeah, you need to come pick me up because I didn't drive there.
	She goes, what?
	Right now?
	And I go, I shit my pants.
	I'm wearing white jeans.
	I can't leave this chair.
	I'm sorry.
	How are you doing, Gavin?
	Gavin?
	So did she come get you or what?
	Yeah.
	Okay, yeah.
	We had no choice.
	How did you sit in the car?
	Oh, it wasn't like...
	I sat with my pooey bum.
	It wasn't like dripping.
	Right.
	It was just like a little zoop.
	Shaped like a vagina.
	It was about that big.
	It's got to be an invention for guys like you.
	Well, no, you just have to be smarter about your farts.
	You shouldn't fart in a bar anyway.
	So it was lose-lose.
	Yeah, that's good.
	You either suck it back up or you go, because one time this guy, Mike, we're at the bar.
	He lets like a death match, a celebrity death match.
	And I go, dude, are you kidding me?
	It's a crowded bar.
	We're all in it now.
	Yeah.
	And you know what he said?
	What?
	He goes, what, you never farted before?
	Oh, that's not.
	I'm not saying I'm a non-farter, but I don't fart in your face, which is what you just did to me.
	You're putting particles of poo into my body.
	That is pretty gross.
	They're very Christian in America.
	I noticed that.
	Canada and Britain have all but given up on church.
	But here, liberals, Democrats, right-wingers, northerners, southerners, churches are always busy, always packed.
	Americans probably don't think that.
	They probably think that they're pretty atheist.
	But when you leave and you go to Britain and you say, I don't accept Jesus Christ as my personal Savior, they go, yeah, of course not.
	Who would?
	That's ancient times.
	I'm sick of looking at that thing.
	Another thing about Americans that I don't get is they know every celebrity like that.
	They look at a guy and they're like, I don't know celebrities' names, but they're like, yeah, that's Dan Markerford.
	He was on the Rockford Files with Jim Gleason.
	And you're like, how the fuck do you know that?
	Every commercial they know.
	And another thing they do is they watch a TV show they've already seen or they watch a movie they've already seen.
	I find that confusing.
	Like every Thanksgiving, they watch The Godfather.
	You've heard these tropes before if you watch my Rebel videos, but they're gone now, so I might as well.
	New Year's Eve is Honeymooners.
	They always do the marathon of the Honeymooners.
	What?
	Oh, yeah.
	The 50s TV show?
	Oh, yes.
	Huge.
	I've never heard that one.
	Really?
	Your family watches the honeymooners?
	They do it every year on WB11.
	Yeah, we love the honeymooners.
	But there's like eight years of honeymooners.
	Yeah, it's a long marathon.
	It would be 30 hours, dude.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	So you watch 30 hours of the same TV show?
	No, you don't watch it.
	You just tune in, watch like a couple of slaps.
	Because Thanksgiving, I noticed they always watch The Godfather.
	Yeah, that's about right.
	And then they always watch A Christmas Story on Christmas.
	Yeah.
	And Scrooged with Bill Murray.
	Hell yeah.
	And they always watch Groundhog Day.
	That was really foreign to me when I moved here.
	My wife would be like, hey, let's watch Scrooged again with the kids.
	I'm like, what?
	We already saw it.
	Yeah, I've seen it a Hundred times.
	These are things that I'm listening are things that I'll never wrap my head around.
	Uh-oh.
	Ryan, look.
	What?
	Glare.
	Is that a glare?
	Yeah.
	Rockets Red Glare for today.
	Rockets Red Glare killed Sid Vicious.
	Oh, that's right.
	Didn't he brag about it?
	Yeah.
	Billy bragged about it.
	No, I don't know if he bragged about it.
	He was best friends with the funny guy with the eyes, who all Americans know.
	You know the guy who was a firefighter, comedian, Steve Bonaducci?
	He's got those eyes.
	He was in.
	He's in the...
	See, this is how normal people talk about celebrities.
	Right, right.
	Non-American.
	Like not knowing.
	Steve Bonucci?
	Steve.
	Wait, wait, Bonaducci?
	No?
	No, no, no.
	The guy with the old looking weary looks like.
	Steve Buscemi.
	Buscemi.
	Bonasucci.
	Steve Buscemi.
	Yes.
	No Canadians know who Steve Buscemi is.
	They're like, oh, yeah, and then you remind them and they go, oh, yeah, that guy.
	And then they instantly forget.
	We don't keep a roller deck.
	It's the same with British people, like G. Vaucher from Crass.
	We went on that Central Park tour, and he's like, Belinda Ronstadt used to live there, and that's where Bette Midler had a party, and then Mick Jagger got in a fist fight here.
	And it was all celebrities, which I guess is what most tourists want.
	And then he's like, so what'd you think?
	At the end of the tour, she says to the guide, the guy that's leading the horse and carriage thing, she goes, I'm not particularly interested in film stars.
	I think about that all the time.
	Every time I see a film star.
	Here's another thing about Americans that I like.
	These aren't things that I dislike, by the way.
	They're just things that make me go, hmm, that you don't notice if you're not a foreigner like me.
	Extreme patriotism to their town and their state.
	So like they'll have a tattoo of Wisconsin, the outline, or they'll have jewelry that says Wisconsin.
	They'll also like want to fight you if you shit on Illinois or wherever they're from.
	And it could be a shithole.
	Like Illinois has the south side of Chicago in it.
	But they're like, fuck you.
	Some people in Illinois don't even know about Chirac and that Chicago has that rep. My cousin's wife was not familiar with Chirac.
	And I'm like, babe, it's known as the worst place on earth.
	There's a murder a day.
	And it's a third of the size of New York.
	It should be a third of the deaths.
	Yeah, and even like anarchists Antifa who hate America and want to burn it down, if you say anything bad about Delaware or wherever the fuck they're from, they get really pissed off.
	I like that.
	Canadians aren't like that.
	You go, you're from Ontario?
	Ontario sucks.
	And they go, yeah, I know, it blows.
	Yeah.
	We have a Canadian guy in our music group.
	He's always shitting on the exact place that he is.
	Canada sucks.
	It's a shithole.
	Yeah, I know.
	Like, they couldn't care less.
	And the idea of provincial nationalism, outside of Quebec, of course, but like someone, you know, wanting to fight you for dissing Manitoba, it doesn't happen.
	Maybe they'll fight you for not dissing it hard enough.
	Like, you think this place fucking rules?
	Fuck you, fuck.
	They'll be very nice about other places.
	They're like, no, no, that place is pretty nice.
	That's cool up there.
	But not if they're in it.
	Here's another one I don't get.
	Paper towels instead of cloths.
	My family goes through a roll of paper towels like every three days.
	If there's a spill, you go get a paper towel.
	You clean up the spill, then you crumple up the paper towel and put it in the garbage.
	My parents are so cheap that we would have the same cloth for everything for years.
	So it would wash our faces, it would be the dishes.
	And my mother, I'd have like a little bit of toothpaste here or something downstairs.
	She'd take this rotting cloth out of the sink and just rub rotten garbage on my face.
	I can smell it right now.
	I can bring it.
	It's like the smell of like an old dirty dishwasher, which is what it is.
	It's almost like it smells like what it is or something.
	Yeah, it smells like it was sitting around in dirty dishes for years.
	It was.
	And that now with my kids, whenever I'm wiping their faces, I basically have imported silk misted with Sierra Mist dewdrops.
	Because I don't want them to have to go through that.
	I know that smell you're talking about.
	We used to use nothing but rags for a long time.
	You used butt rags?
	Nothing but butt rags.
	Really?
	And it would just cloak your face and you would just smell, yeah, just dirt and grime.
	Yeah.
	I got in a big fight with my daughter last night because she spilled some chocolate milk.
	So what did she do?
	She went and got a big bucket of bleach and washed it.
	I go, what the?
	What do I do now?
	How do you clean the bleach?
	No, I'm going to have to cut out a hole in the carpet and then try to match it.
	Wow.
	Which ain't going to be easy.
	I bet that's like a trade.
	This is really stupid.
	What if you just bleached the rest of it?
	Yeah, that is stupid.
	I knew it.
	I could try to make it a pattern and have all these bleach holes everywhere.
	Oh, yeah, this one too.
	Uh-huh.
	When you say thank you.
	In Canada and Britain, I don't know about Australia, but we say, you're welcome.
	You're welcome.
	But someone, hey, can I borrow 10 bucks?
	Yeah.
	Okay, thanks.
	Thanks a lot.
	Huh?
	Uh-huh.
	I'm sorry if you've already seen this video, but.
	And then here's the big one.
	And it's crazy that Clown World is talking incessantly about racism and how we're racist and transphobic.
	Nobody in this country gives a shit.
	They don't care what race you are.
	They care about your values.
	If you're from Manhattan and you move to eastern Tennessee, people there don't like you, and they're right, because you're a fucking locust that's going to ruin their state.
	Don't California, my Montana.
	So culturally, they have their issues, but a black redneck moves to Tennessee, yee-haw, Dixie flag.
	Come on in, Earl.
	I mean, there's loose tendencies where in the North you find that they like white people like blacks in theory, but not in practice.
	And then in the South, they like them in practice, but not in theory.
	But that's a very surface trend.
	It doesn't really define behavior.
	They just have three concerns.
	All Americans have three concerns.
	I always say I'm the most misunderstood person in America.
	America is the most misunderstood country in the world.
	Three things.
	One, don't touch my fucking guns.
	Okay, we built this country on guns.
	Remember how this whole thing started?
	The Brits wanted, they didn't want to have to use their army and their law enforcement.
	They wanted them to be self-sufficient.
	So they said, get them all a gun.
	And then they said, and everyone has to train.
	They didn't want to train.
	I worked all day at the farm.
	Okay, how about this?
	I'll give you free beer at the tavern if you train with a gun with us and take gun classes.
	And okay.
	So then they did that.
	And that was dumb on Britain's part because we had community.
	Remember we were talking with that Polish vicar?
	The parish, what do you call him?
	Parishioner?
	No.
	Pastor.
	Pastor.
	He said, the reason my church is shut down is because I create community.
	And when the community gets together, the people get together, then they can start plotting to take over, to be independent, to not listen to other people.
	You know, what's politics?
	People want to be left alone and people who won't leave them the fuck alone.
	People who won't leave them the fuck alone were the Brits, and these are the people who wanted to be left alone.
	So community's dangerous, and that's what Britain learned the hard way.
	Because they sat in the tavern, they talked, talked about the taxes going over to the king.
	I sound like Colin Quinn now.
	So these guys had had enough bullshit with the fucking king.
	So they're sitting around.
	You like how he does his cool history, the swearing teacher?
	Yeah, I mean, my old, you know, the British are over there like a coffee cup.
	I mean, the history of Britain and America is the same as Yankees and the Red Sox.
	Britain got the Red Sox and the long-term rivalry, and they said, ah, I want to.
	Anyway.
	The British are like, hey, get out of here.
	He just boils it down.
	But people do that with religion, too.
	So these archangels were like, fuck Jesus, he's a dick.
	Like, oh, now I like Christianity because you added swear words.
	Thanks for cooling it up.
	That's ruined everything that tries to do that for me since you've mentioned that about two years ago, yeah.
	For the first time, you're like, oh, that's cool.
	Because I was reading about the deal.
	I was like, the devil was like, cool learning is the gayest thing in the world.
	I'm telling you about sex.
	So here's the thing.
	You want to fuck a chick.
	She wants to get fucked.
	So God made her pussy wet.
	So the dick, which is just full of blood, it goes right inside and starts going in and out and in and out.
	And then eventually it's got to go somewhere.
	So this thing called Jizz is like, peace, penis, I'm out of here.
	And it goes swimming into the woman.
	And then there's some ovaries there.
	And they're like, yo, what's up?
	And the sperms are like, oof, hey, ooh.
	Then they make a person that comes flying out the same hole that the penis went in.
	Dig?
	That's so fucking funny.
	So true.
	But yeah.
	So they started talking and conversing and creating a community and then they kicked out the Brits.
	And I do believe that was the first domino that ended Britain's reign globally.
	I mean, there's a million other factors too, but all it takes with a bully is one bonk.
	So yeah, they learned the guns.
	So that's why the First Amendment and the Second Amendment are so crucial.
	Because the First Amendment was the tavern.
	That was the bar.
	That was the beer.
	That was the people talking with each other.
	Now, big tech is controlling the national conversation.
	They're saying, no more taverns, no more talking.
	You don't talk to you.
	I'm going to put you in your little bubbles.
	Which is why when you argue with the liberal, they've never heard any of this shit.
	Because they've never been outside their bubble.
	So the First Amendment and the Second Amendment are the guns and the tavern, which started this whole thing.
	And that's why you can't compare America to Germany or something.
	You know, Germany has a tenth of the people per capita that we have locked up.
	Yeah, we have more crime here.
	It's nothing to do with the guns.
	We have more crime going on.
	Demographics have a little more to do with it, I'm afraid.
	They didn't ban axes, and look what happened in Times Square the other day.
	You brought that up on Censored Compound last week.
	Well, New York City has the strictest gun laws around, and they still got to murder a day.
	We're the only ones who don't get guns.
	So, one, don't come for my guns.
	Two, the other biggies don't fuck with my kids.
	You can do all your dumb gay pride.
	People, like gay pride, they yell out, we're here, we're queer, get used to it.
	We're used to it.
	We don't give a shit.
	Especially they have pride parades in New York and San Francisco like there's any kind of pushback.
	Go nuts.
	Have a big gay parade.
	I don't think kids should be at it.
	Did you see that article?
	1-3.
	Don't worry, I'll get back to my three things.
	I know you think one of them is going to be free speech.
	It's not, unfortunately.
	Free speech is an integral part of American history, but Americans don't seem that dedicated to preserving it.
	It's a major problem with this country.
	Cancel culture and censorship are tolerated.
	Yes, kink belongs at Pride, and I want my kids to see it.
	So this woman always does me search, doesn't actually write anything.
	It's just like, I'm a parent of a child.
	As someone who's a mom, this is what I do when I wake up.
	This is how I make cereal.
	Children need to know that they can make their own ways in the world, she says.
	See, this is when Americans go.
	And you'll notice, by the way, Lauren Chen put this out.
	It's been retweeted 2,000 times and only 39 people approve out of 2,000.
	It's a white pill ratio.
	Go to 1-4?
	Yeah.
	Anyway, the point of her article is, kids have to know that people have kinks.
	By the way, you know what kinks she's talking about at a pride parade?
	De-it de poo-poo.
	Literally.
	Actually, wow.
	Like poo fetish.
	I believe it's called scat, play, golden showers, fisting, orgies.
	Children should know that when they get to orgy age, it'll be okay.
	And no, they don't.
	They don't need to know anything about sex at a young age.
	Well, I'm worried that when I grow up and I like to be spanked, people will ostracize me.
	No kid has ever wondered that, ever.
	Kids don't like getting spanked.
	It means you're a bad boy.
	So they don't need to know.
	You know what?
	I'm never learning guitar.
	I'm never learning how to do a scale or a solo.
	So you don't need to make sure that my guitar riffs will be accepted by the public.
	It's not on the plate.
	It's not on their plate.
	What a strange obsession, too.
	Keep kids and sex separate.
	Okay, so the first one was don't touch the guns, and I explain why.
	I wish free speech was one of these, but it's not.
	The second is kids.
	Don't go near my kids.
	You'll notice that they've tolerated the bathrooms, transgender bathrooms, and everything.
	And they didn't care.
	But when critical race theory started creeping into schools, now you're finally seeing people fight back.
	They'll get the vaccine.
	They'll wear a mask indoors.
	They'll double mask.
	They'll take all that abuse, but they won't, thank God, they won't let people abuse their kids.
	Although Drag Queen's Story Hour, well, who really tolerates that?
	Like out of 100 Americans, I bet five think it's perfectly reasonable.
	Another 80 would say, not my cup of tea, I'm not going to go fight against it, but my kids are definitely going nowhere near it.
	And then 15, we need to shut this down.
	So that's number two.
	And then number three is, don't apologize for me.
	Americans are very proud.
	Left-wing, right-wing, they're the most patriotic people I've ever come across.
	I mean, dude, in France, they think the French flag is a fascist symbol.
	So they don't hang the French flag.
	To have a French flag on your door or to wear it on a shirt is that's fascism.
	They're that ashamed of themselves.
	Canadians, I mean, there's Canada Day, but for the most part, you don't really see a lot of maple leaves being flown around if they're not in the military or something.
	Britain, exact same thing.
	Like Morrissey would wrap himself in the British flag on stage, and he was called a fascist just for that.
	Not for what he said, but for waving the British flag.
	Now, in America, it's very rare for someone to be outraged just at the flag.
	And you will see it on liberals' homes.
	So when Obama went around the world apologizing on behalf of America, he fucked up.
	That's why Trump won.
	Obama created Trump by apologizing.
	What did he do to NASA?
	He turned it into a world apology tour where we went and thanked Muslims for inventing math and told them that they were a huge part of the space program.
	What?
	What?
	Just go put a man on the moon, dude.
	Speaking of America and independence, Kodak Black.
	Wait, all this news will be old news.
	Right?
	Well, I've already said it.
	1-1.
	Trump pardoned this guy so he wouldn't appear racist.
	Trump didn't want to appear racist.
	Before Snowden and Assange.
	And this is what he's doing.
	What's the volume?
	Are people laughing?
	Is there any sound to that?
	I can't get any sound here.
	Is he sad?
	Let me make sure this is.
	Is the volume on?
	What's the part?
	Also, my other question is, does money float?
	I've never thrown money into the water.
	There's a no volume here.
	I guess it's a thing with no volume.
	Oh, I'm glad you showed that.
	What, this?
	Oluca?
	Yeah.
	Great fucking movie.
	Oh, yeah?
	Oh, my God.
	I watched it with my son, and I was kind of bummed.
	Great, I gotta watch a fucking kid's movie.
	Dude, the quality of cartoons these days is stunning.
	Stunning.
	They're the best they've ever, they're better than they've ever been.
	I'm going back to like the 24 frames a second Mickey Mouse stuff where they would painstakingly draw and color every cell.
	Then there was the 90s zenith where TV cartoons were awesome.
	We talked about that a couple weeks ago.
	But right now, these fucking...
	These CGI, like the Martins versus the Machines, and now Luca, wow.
	I think there's rumors that it's meant to indoctrinate kids into homosexuality.
	Yeah, that they, well, I also saw an article that they dropped the ball on making it a bi-positive thing.
	It was queer baiting.
	It was almost queer, but then not quite.
	Queer baiting.
	They dropped the ball on being a for kids queer movie.
	Yeah, good.
	Thank you for dropping the ball on that.
	Yeah, it's a good movie, but they left out sex.
	Really disappointing.
	It could have been such a great sex movie for kids.
	God damn it.
	Kids don't know they're gay.
	I believe you're born gay, but kids don't know they're gay.
	So just leave it out, okay?
	Wait to their sexual beings.
	Stop worrying about kids and sex.
	So yeah.
	Guns, kids, pride.
	That's what America is.
	Yet you turn on the TV and it's all about bigotry and hate and systemic racism.
	And Joe Biden says it's our two biggest problems in the world.
	And then we have Ilhan Omar talking about our troops like they're terrorists.
	Correct me if I'm wrong, but Mogadishu, didn't we go there because we were sending them aid and a brutal dictator was taking it all and murdering his people?
	Now, I'm an isolationist.
	When I hear stuff like that, I go, sorry, Mogadishu.
	You solve your own problems.
	But click on those pics.
	Ilan Omar compared the Army Rangers.
	Wait, go back.
	Ilhan Omar compared the Army Rangers who died during a humanitarian mission to Somalia to terrorists.
	Those Rangers were heroes trying to save civilian lives.
	She's done this before.
	And what's this now?
	All lives matter, even though 230 is more than 10 times 19.
	In his selective memory, he forgets to also mention the thousands of Somalis killed by American forces that day.
	Somalis?
	They were the despot's military wing, paramilitary wing.
	They were his enforcers.
	Yes, they did happen to be Somalian, the same way MS-13 happens to be, well, they're everything now, but El Salvadorian.
	What's the next one?
	Actually, the worst terrorist attack in Somalia history, should be Somali history, was the Battle of Mogadishu, 19 U.S. Armed Forces dead and 73 wounded.
	Unbelievable.
	Anyway, let's jump over to my pet Biden, shall we?
	Because he's still going.
	Biden.
	On him I can defend.
	My pet.
	Biden.
	President.
	He's big and loose.
	Sleepy.
	But a friendly monster too.
	My pet.
	Biden.
	Wait, what?
	That doesn't rhyme.
	Oh, you got to look up these.
	Did you see the t-shirt?
	Yeah, that was cool.
	I think we got to make that a shirt, right?
	It's amazing.
	It's very inside-y.
	It looks very like Gravity Falls-ish.
	Yeah.
	I think we should make MyPet Biden bigger.
	My rule with t-shirts is triangular.
	Oh, yeah, I noticed that.
	So it should be big and then get smaller.
	Because when you have a shirt that's sort of, well, that's sort of hourglass-shaped or vase-shaped, it looks weird on dudes.
	It's got to be a big MyPet Biden, a little drawing.
	I hereby decree.
	So that'll be out soon.
	We're going to fix up the t-shirt shop because we have a bunch new Bidens coming in where he said, et cetera, et cetera.
	Remember that one?
	Etc., etc.
	Here he is still whispering.
	Hey, people who voted for him, are you okay?
	Like, I got to meet them.
	I did meet one, and I said, no judgments here.
	I'm just genuinely curious.
	Do you see this catastrophe that is Joe Biden?
	He's Mr. Magoo.
	Do you see this bird that is the bald eagle?
	Take the bird which is the bald eagle.
	The bird which is the bald eagle.
	That's the day to revere that animal.
	July 4th.
	Oh, yeah, that's July 4th.
	I think my wife can kill him.
	Indians can kill bald eagles.
	Take the bird which is the bald eagle.
	That'd be funny if he said, if Indians have an exception and are allowed to kill bald eagles, then should police not have an exception and be able to kill miscreant drug-addicted porn stars who will not comply?
	And his lawyer's like, what are you doing?
	Sorry, my name's Felonius.
	The bird that is the falled eagle.
	So this is old news by now.
	Sorry, folks.
	But he's still whispering.
	Hey, guys.
	I think it's time to give ordinary people a tax break.
	The wealthy are doing fine.
	I mean it.
	The wealthy are doing fine.
	They're leaving.
	Why is this not a tax break?
	Why don't you talk to the wealthy in California about their taxes and what they've done?
	When you tax something, you get less of it.
	Tax more rich people.
	I'd split with Coulter on this.
	She's big on taxing the very rich.
	Hedge fund guys.
	Which it's important to recognize that there's nuance on the right.
	People just assume, oh, you're the pro-racism party.
	No, dude.
	Like, Israelis, go to Israel.
	Tell them that you think they shouldn't get the $3.5 billion a year.
	A lot of them will go, yeah, I agree.
	It causes too much animosity.
	We have our own industry here.
	Well, that's a giveaway.
	Hey, guys.
	I think it's time to give ordinary people a tax break.
	This is Mr. Magoo.
	This is a character in a sitcom.
	So the guy I asked, hey, he actually built this desk out of doors.
	He said, I don't watch the news anymore.
	I can't.
	I haven't turned on the news since Spider-Man.
	What?
	Isn't that kind of fucked up?
	That's like you assign orphans to foster parents and you assign them some crazy radical trans lunatic activist to own the libs and now you don't want to check on the kid anymore because it's too depressing.
	Fuck you.
	To wash your hands of a decision you've made.
	Exactly.
	That's what they're doing.
	Look, we got rid of Trump.
	I mean, that was a bumper sticker I saw.
	It was any human being but Trump.
	Or it had a coffee mug and it was like a coffee mug 2020 or whatever it was.
	They'd rather a mug.
	Well, you got a mug, all right.
	He's, I mean, I noticed this when Trump was elected and I wasn't a total pariah.
	Liberals would say to me, so you're happy with him, right?
	And I'm like, yes.
	And they go, everything?
	The grabbing the pussy?
	I go, yeah.
	It's true.
	When you're rich and famous and powerful, women do let you grab them by the pussy.
	That's true.
	They're called groupies.
	Talk to Vince Neal.
	But he said you can just go up and grab anyone's pussy.
	And no, he didn't.
	But he said Nazis are very fine people.
	And no, he didn't.
	But he said all Mexicans are rapists.
	No, he didn't.
	Your orange man is a straw man.
	What fucker said that?
	Or this is now ancient news for you.
	Sorry, these shows.
	I probably shouldn't cover news on these shows when they're pre-taped.
	But of course, he was in Miami, which is now last week.
	And 150 people crushed to death in probably the most horrific way to die imaginable.
	In fact, you say that in bars.
	If the conversation's boring and you just want to shoot the shit, you say, what would you rather?
	Drown or be buried alive?
	Which I learned from British pub goers.
	British people, one thing I miss about them is they're great in pubs.
	They're great at patter, as they call it.
	And if you suck at it, they tell you.
	And like in Scotland, they'll go, see you, your patter's rotten.
	That means you suck at conversations.
	But yeah, buried alive or drown.
	Which would you prefer?
	I think I'd go with drown, but I'm not a fan of either.
	Oh, that's another pet peeve of mine.
	Women always do that.
	Neither.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, I know.
	I know you don't want to die.
	You're alive right now.
	If you wanted to die, you would have killed yourself.
	What?
	So Biden sits down and he says, you know what?
	There's a good side to this.
	We've shown that the president can come down and help you.
	What?
	Hey, 9-11, we lost 3,000 people, but let's look on the bright side.
	At least we got to build a new tower.
	What else are you going to say, Joe?
	A lot of these people in that building were dicks.
	What if he goes, I just want to say, thank God that it happened in a low IQ city like Miami and not a real city like DC or New York, you know, where people have brains and aren't just like wandering Cuban immigrants.
	You know what I mean?
	So do we have the data on what percentage of the victims were dicks?
	Maybe, hey, maybe one of them was a pedophile.
	Collateral damage.
	It's a pretty good trade.
	Pretty good.
	Hey, there's some gold.
	You know, good news?
	I got to come down to Miami, meet you guys.
	Actually, wait, that is what he said.
	I'm trying to exaggerate.
	But go to the article.
	Hello?
	No, no, that's the video.
	You know what's good about this?
	Biden said at a briefing with local leaders.
	We're letting the nation know we can cooperate and when it's really important.
	I just got back from 12 days in Europe.
	You wonder whether we can do this, and you're doing it.
	I mean, just a simple act of everybody doing whatever needs to be done.
	That sentence means nothing.
	I'm back to high school teacher.
	This makes no sense.
	I just got back from 12 days in Europe.
	Okay.
	So what does that mean?
	Normally you'd be at home resting from your horrible 12-day journey.
	You know, you didn't fly the plane.
	You just sat in a chair the whole fucking time.
	You wonder whether we can do this.
	Meaning what?
	Meat?
	And you're doing it.
	Just the same.
	What are you talking?
	Like, this is the guy that's running the free world.
	Does he mean cope?
	Like, you're wondering how you could do this and you're doing it?
	No, what's happening is he's coming up with new thoughts as his mouth moves.
	So his first thought was, you know, it's amazing.
	The good news is I just realized that even if I'm done a trip in Europe, bang, I can be down here and help you guys.
	That's one thought.
	Then as he's saying that, another one comes up, which is, you know, when there's a collapse, you wonder if we can all as a community, you know, as political leaders get together and solve the problem.
	And then his third thought comes in as he's talking and he goes, you guys saw a catastrophe and now you're meeting people and getting me in.
	He has three thoughts going simultaneously.
	His brain and his mouth are not just disconnected.
	They're arch enemies.
	This is Joe Biden's mouth.
	This is his brain.
	And the rest of America is like, come on, you two.
	Work it out, please.
	Oh, my God.
	You should really, you know, be the translator for Biden because I don't know anybody else who's, I mean, people that voted for him, that like him, want to know what he's talking about.
	Probably don't have to say that.
	Here's the secret to understanding Joe Biden.
	You read it, you read it again, you read it a third time, then you go have a break.
	Go have a tea, talk to a friend, relax, maybe have a warm bath, do a thing, and then come back with fresh eyes and read it a fourth time.
	And you can usually understand sort of where he's going.
	Sometimes, of course, he just says, you know, the thing, and you have to go grab the Declaration of Independence to see that they are endowed by their creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
	Probably should have that memorized if you're the leader of the free world.
	The document that started it all.
	All right.
	Ryan, I figured out a way to do the news.
	I mean, sorry, the mailbag.
	So, can you go get me my computer?
	I forgot to bring it.
	Sure.
	See if you can play the thing and be back by the time it's done.
	I like that.
	This is like that shopping center.
	Shopping spree thing?
	Yeah.
	All right.
	Well said, Gav.
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
	Let's turn our eyes together.
	Let me touch it.
	Close.
	Um, that's another thing about Americans.
	I don't think they run very fast.
	I could run fast, but there's a lot of objects, and I don't want to look.
	No, I obviously took that into consideration.
	Oh, I see.
	I could run my buns off.
	No.
	Did we ever race?
	That's bullshit.
	We've raced.
	We've never raced, and I promise you I will smoke you.
	We got to film this now.
	My son keeps challenging me to a race, and he's a very good athlete.
	But all I do is just look behind me and see my little boy gets smaller and smaller and smaller as I tear through the air.
	I had to remove .tv because we got sued.
	Oh, did you see there's a censored TV?
	It's all African?
	No.
	You didn't see that?
	Okay.
	I put that in the group chat.
	It's amazing.
	Pull it up.
	I am.
	It's amazing.
	Where is it?
	One second.
	Anyway, this is what drunk people have on their computers.
	The tile.
	Got tile in my wallet.
	Got tile on my keys.
	Got tile.
	I have a thing called Orbit on my glasses so I can track my lost materials.
	Censored television.
	Censored TV.
	Look at their logo, too.
	It's like kind of our font.
	They use Axis, which is a font that we do use sometimes.
	And they have the TV in a different color.
	Or just like a wilder font.
	What does it say?
	Latest updates on politics, sports, social matters, entertainment, and also developing creative ideas and campaigns advertising.
	Let's see that video, the second one there.
	Is it Christian?
	Are they saying they're censored because they're too Christian?
	Maybe.
	Who's censoring them?
	They won't.
	We are trying to sing about Revelation and they won't let us.
	Actually, I shouldn't be mocking it.
	Maybe there's Muslim gangs decapitating babies over there for being Christian.
	Maybe not.
	They're not censored, but they're like murdered.
	Well, they keep getting shut down from the Lion King.
	They're like, you can't sing this song.
	This is ours.
	That was dumb.
	I'm sorry.
	That joke reeked up the studio.
	Stinked.
	It ruined Independence Day for everyone.
	That joke was the poo-poo.
	Oh, yeah, it does look like a religious thing.
	That joke was so bad, gays eat it, and they put it on their face.
	So what I realize I can do now is log on on my laptop.
	Okay, so here's our first...
	This is my first try with our new way to do mail.
	Maybe I should sort of tilt this way.
	That's more dynamic.
	This is from Seamless.
	National favorites to satisfy your...
	Okay, that's not interesting to the folks at home.
	That's...
	Someone wants us to know that you defend a stabbing attack with a Kimura.
	Kimura.
	Okay.
	What's that?
	Why did I read that stupid letter?
	Kimura.
	Oh my god.
	That's weird.
	Okay.
	Let's see.
	Kimura is a move.
	Oh, okay.
	It's a judo move.
	Where you make love to the guy.
	So weird.
	I had a dream last night.
	I was given a gi.
	And I was watching karate.
	Hello, guys.
	I am Goody.
	Today I will show you how to do Kimura from the mount.
	Alright?
	The choke.
	I used to be able to see.
	Go back.
	How do you get him?
	I want to see the beginning.
	He'll just be under you.
	Once you get the guy with the knife under you, by the way, he's stabbing the shit out of you right now.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Your back is opened up.
	Okay, so thanks for that help.
	Pat.
	Please don't air my name.
	I work for the government.
	Graben McGinnis and Brian Ketchup Aloe Vera.
	There is a serious issue with GMO compound sensors videos when attempting to view them on a tablet.
	What kind of pussy looks at things on a tablet?
	Yeah, that's her problem right there, sir.
	Men shouldn't even use iPads.
	Like, Stephen Crowder reads his mail and letters on his iPad, and that's how he gets his show notes.
	iPads are for women because they're for looking at things.
	Men need a keyboard because they're out doing things.
	Women are protecting the cave, looking at stuff outside the cave window.
	Men are out there.
	This is the game.
	Like stabbing.
	These are your spears, your keys.
	Pen is mightier than the sword.
	You know all that?
	I can't cut through five minutes without installing or closing down the app altogether.
	Originally I thought, okay, so I'll just send that to my tech guy.
	That's boring.
	Any chance you gentlemen start uploading on Odyssey and Rumble?
	What are those?
	We've been getting a lot of shit.
	I've been getting a lot of shit for not fixing the chat issues.
	Listen to the word, chat.
	I don't have fucking time.
	I'm boxing every morning to maintain my sanity.
	I do all the prep work for this, then shoot the show while running the studio and the company and dealing with invoices and taxes and all the back end getting hacked and payment processors and all that shit.
	Then the second I'm done, I might be able to squeeze one beer in at the pub on the way to the train.
	And then I got all my kids' sports all night.
	Then I'm the new corrections officer.
	My kids are getting that teenage year where they go, fuck you.
	What'd you say?
	Nothing.
	So now for bedtime, I have to stand there, watch the teeth getting brushed, make sure pajamas are on.
	I'm a CO.
	And that they don't have their phones.
	And I have to make sure that I want to teach them that punctuality is important.
	So I have to be there at their exact bedtime.
	So by the time the oldest one's asleep, it's like 11.
	My bedtime's 12.
	I got one hour.
	You think I'm going to spend it chatting or thinking about chats?
	That's why I don't get this stupid club room, whatever I signed up for, and it's just black people talking and white people apologizing.
	Oh, Clubhouse.
	No, thank you.
	Like, who's got time?
	Maybe if I was in jail, I'd be really happy about Clubhouse.
	We could make those channels.
	I could start mirroring the content from BitChute onto this.
	Yeah, I mean, why?
	Maybe they're easier.
	Maybe they have apps.
	If they have apps.
	I have a much better idea.
	We're going to turn our site into a free section.
	So I'm going to have one column, which will be the latest videos.
	Then one column will be the clip of the day.
	I think today's best clip would be to say, Joe Biden and his brain are not friends.
	Okay?
	Just that little clip, one minute.
	Sometimes one minute, sometimes seven minutes.
	And then I'll have everyone else, Jacob Wall, Jim Goad.
	Hey, guys, take your best five minutes and we'll make that a clip of the day.
	And so if you come to the site and you haven't signed up, you'll have like a thousand clips that are the clip of the day.
	And then on the right column, we'll just have the stupid blog that I don't care about.
	Anyway, the chat's not a priority of mine.
	Yeah, but you said you're for free speech and there's some not free speech there.
	This is like when I got a call from like Proud Boys Ohio before I had left the group and they go, some guy at the bar last night was putting a rubber duck on his, in his ass.
	And I'm like, what?
	Do you mean in the anus or in the butt cheeks?
	Well, you couldn't really tell, but he was like ramming it Up there.
	The head may have gone in his asshole.
	He was standing on a bar, and this was a Proud Boys party.
	And I'm like, A, who gives a shit?
	B, I don't give a shit.
	C, say hypothetically, I gave a shit.
	Do you see me what?
	Flying down there?
	Like, the Hell's Angels have enforcement like that, and they didn't let Japan have a chapter because men in Japan hold hands and they thought that'd be a bad look.
	I was never running to Hell's Angels.
	I'm not going to fly to Ohio and go, all right, what's this about a duck up someone's ass?
	And then say I did do that.
	What do they do?
	Sorry, boss.
	Won't happen again.
	Okay, bye.
	Back on a plane.
	Then they sneak a duck up their ass.
	And he goes, how are we supposed to be proud and show the West is the best if we're fucking around like that?
	I don't know, dude.
	It's your problem.
	Anyway, I feel the same way about the chat.
	And I don't care.
	But the duck is in there.
	And then when you land, it's like, it's not there anymore.
	So I'm good.
	I'm just going to go back.
	It sounds like that when I want to say to people, if you could look inside my brain and see how little I care, you might faint.
	Your hair will go white.
	I hair-whiteningly don't care.
	Anyway, speaking of things no one cares about, congratulations to the Japrican on procreation.
	I was actually starting to wonder if he was a tranny and couldn't produce swimmers.
	Thank you.
	Ryan's hair blows goats.
	That doesn't.
	Gavin, please, as the father figure that Ryan never had, use your boxing skills, knock him out, and then cut his hair.
	Chop that wig is his actual term.
	What's your plans with your fucking pubic head?
	So I wanted to.
	You don't have to put up letters.
	I wanted to fully get it ponytailed, just to see what it's like.
	You know, I want to do a high bun knot, like a samurai.
	A fagger eye, yeah.
	Faggeri's cold?
	I thought it was samurai.
	So yeah, like a fagger eye.
	And then after that, I think I'll be...
	And then I'm going to go mull it, and then I'm going to cut it.
	I mean, all people care about is the fact that you've grown your hair over your face.
	I think other men should be worrying about other men's hair.
	No, it's annoying to look at.
	If I had a shoe on my shoulder, it would annoy you.
	Just pretend it's like a disease.
	It's like I...
	No, you're the disease.
	Two, the thought of a Friday show nearly brings me to tears.
	One of the saddest moments in my life is Friday evening when I have no Ju ML to watch.
	Plus, since you do the Wednesday show with Anthony, I feel like I'm missing on a show.
	That's valid.
	Also, I've talked about how busy I am, but I like that.
	So we are doing shows from now on on Fridays.
	As you may have noticed, last Friday, you had a show.
	You guys really love your show.
	I've been a subscriber since day one.
	I can't get enough of this network.
	I own two shirts to rep you guys.
	Clown World and they get off my lawn with you two holding guns, which my seven-year-old absolutely loves.
	If I owned heels, I'd blow you both with my new sunglasses on.
	That'd be cool.
	Getting a BJ with the woman, I guess it would be my wife in my case, wearing sunglasses.
	I've never had a sunglasses BJ.
	Me neither.
	Let me fuck you with my heels on, yeah.
	I want to ride on your ding-dong.
	In the clean version, it's introduce me to your ding-dong, which is proline.
	That's PG.
	That's not PG.
	I want to meet your penis.
	Yeah.
	Introduce me.
	Well, kids should know about kink.
	It's time that they know that some gay men piss on each other.
	Oh, it's time.
	So it's what, the year 340 million?
	Because that's about how long we're waiting before we start doing that.
	Gavin and Rye sitting here on Canada Day listening to some tunes.
	I just gave away when we recorded this.
	I found the perfect anthem haven't heard for years.
	Great intro song.
	I shouldn't have read that.
	It's Rush.
	Okay.
	No, Rush.
	No, that's not...
	Don't show that link.
	We'll show that on Canada today.
	This guy keeps sending this to me.
	Anytime I hear someone speaking Chinese, Vietnamese, etc., I'm just going to put it up so he'll leave us alone.
	It's Steven Segal.
	It is a funny clip.
	Maybe we should.
	No, that's not it.
	I just told you the subject heading of the email.
	It's called...
	I'm glad you're thrilled with that clip, sir.
	I don't know why.
	He sent it to me 30 times because he thinks it's so hilarious.
	It could be a good drop, maybe.
	Maybe.
	You know, frankly.
	Hi, Gavin.
	My husband watches this show every day.
	Please tell him to stop watching porn and tell him how bad it is.
	Yeah, porn is you pleasuring yourself like a voyeur watching two meth heads bang each other.
	It's almost like a fucking embarrassed methods.
	What if two meth heads were in the park fucking and you just walked over and went, no, it's worse than that.
	It's you and like 40 other guys going, oh yeah.
	Aren't you embarrassed?
	Will I get horny?
	Yeah, go get laid.
	Well, I can't.
	My wife's menstruating.
	Okay, beat off next to her and have her tickle your balls.
	Chillo.
	Chillo, it's the balls.
	Keeping slaves, it says.
	A couple in Melbourne was convicted of keeping a slave.
	And of course, everyone thinks evil white couple.
	The only time you have evil white people keeping slaves in this day and age, it's the Irish travelers who would just steal a bum, chain him to a shed, and have him do odd jobs.
	Now, this is strange because on the preview he's saying it's a white guy.
	The opening picture appears to be of a white guy.
	Yeah, sort of.
	But I'm not sure it is the same guy, or they just use an intentionally misleading photo.
	Needless to say, when you scroll down, you see it's clearly Indian.
	He had a slave.
	That's funny.
	Why?
	I don't know.
	Keeping a slave.
	What do you have downstairs?
	What's the funniest thing you could have downstairs?
	A tiger?
	No, funnier.
	A slave.
	What?
	Yeah.
	She has no teeth.
	She has bed sores.
	This is true.
	I read the article.
	She has no teeth, bed sores.
	Oh, and she's diabetic, which has gone untreated.
	So she's got some brutal insulin deficiency.
	She's dying.
	She makes $3 a day.
	She's my slave.
	Holy shit.
	Want to see something cool?
	Come downstairs.
	Oh, what do you got?
	A man cave?
	No, I have my own slave.
	What?
	Anyway.
	Hey, mate.
	What the hell are you talking?
	Uh...
	Oh, this is from Scotland.
	Here, pal.
	Was looking at Proud Boy apparel, which cannot be found anywhere online, but to my amazement, you could buy quite easily a full fucking clan outfit.
	There's also plenty of books, websites, etc.
	involving the clan, but the Proud Boys totally wiped off the face of the planet.
	By the way, I'm Faye Parkhead in Glasgow Paradise.
	And we'll be starting a Proud Boys chapter.
	Just look at how to organise.
	Just looking at how to organise at the moment.
	Scotland is a disgrace.
	The Glasgow hard men used to be known the world over.
	My God, you want to see these pussies within these cities these days.
	We have Celtic and Rangers fans more divided than ever through mental support by the Celtic fans on Palestinian and Scottish independence, pushed by that little Jimmy cranky, Nicola Sturgeon, who anyone I speak to hates.
	And I'm a bloody taxi driver throughout the city.
	Very few people agree with SNP, the Scottish National Party.
	This seems to be the case the world over, yet these bastards seem to retain power.
	Why do you think we will see an end of this left-wing pathetic agenda?
	Good question, man.
	Can it go anywhere?
	I honestly think that attacking the kids was the beginning of the end for the radical left.
	Now, Mr. Magoo isn't helping things, but I follow a few liberals on Twitter and their hearts are not behind.
	All they talk about is Trump.
	Oh, good, he's getting indicted.
	Oh, there's an investigation.
	They never talk about Biden, very rarely.
	So the Biden fuckup is clear.
	The goon squad is showing their true colors as America haters who mock Rangers who go there to save them.
	And the kids thing brought the parents out.
	They're at town halls.
	They're fucking pissed.
	All right, next one.
	Gavin's mailbag, Anthony's chair.
	Now you'll have to zoom out because this is a very, very mean email.
	And it's a different kind of laugh you do when someone disses you.
	So this is one of the meanest things anyone's ever said to me.
	And it's also very funny.
	So when I realized what I was reading, I made this face.
	Come back to me.
	It's sort of like, see what you do there?
	Let me see the end.
	When something hurts you, and this letter did hurt me today, but I also laughed, so I went.
	Yeah, I did see that.
	Like, you got me?
	Like, you dick.
	So it's Anthony and I, and it says, this is honestly the funniest picture I've seen on the internet, his vaguely threatening gesture and stance, the woman meekly clasping her hands together in fear, the difference in size between his massive skull and hers, his caveman tear slouch, making him look like a hunchback versus her standing up straight,
	the remnants of what appear to be sideburns on the side of his face versus the woman's clear cheeks, the intense expression of his face versus the bewildered expression on hers.
	Oh, they got you.
	So good.
	So fucking mean.
	Oh, my God.
	So they're obviously referencing the picture of the tranny and the woman, and they were having a talk, and they just changed the picture of me instead.
	Dude, that, my allergic reaction to that shirt, wheezing, it took me like I was hacking phlegm for a while.
	It took me like two hours to recover from that shirt.
	Yeah, that was crazy.
	And then afterwards, it like swelled you.
	So like your whole body was like swelled up.
	No, that's called being ripped.
	Oh.
	You're talking about my huge arms and my amazing pecs?
	Yeah.
	Yep.
	Okay.
	Aussie chick with sprinkles.
	I don't think this chick's so sprinkly.
	Sprinkle her up.
	Dusty Bergen.
	I want to live my dream.
	Fuck no.
	Fucked it.
	Darren?
	Darren?
	Go from the top.
	We're rolling.
	Keep rolling.
	Keep fucking rolling.
	Oh, I can't remember these.
	Fucking live.
	Father, no.
	That's your dream, okay?
	Yeah, that was pretty fucking good.
	Yeah, I'm happy with that.
	If Disney princesses want to leave.
	Sorry.
	She's amusing.
	Good comic timing.
	Sprinkles are magic.
	Louis C.K., John Belushi.
	In that article by Vanity Fair, which I'm not going to get sucked back into, but he talks about how Gavin told us who he was from day one and we ignored it.
	Just like Woody Allen and Louis C.K., he was hiding in plain sight.
	Like, Louis C.K.?
	First of all, the Woody Allen thing is still up in the air.
	We're not sure what happened there.
	But with Louis C.K., yeah, he said, I beat off in front of women with their permission.
	And then he was canceled and me tooed to death.
	He's innocent.
	What he did wasn't wrong.
	See, the left just like takes all this stuff as fact.
	Like, if you think that some blackface wasn't racist, you're just insane.
	Like, that's, they're incapable of debating.
	You say something remotely controversial while being fully aware of how it's interpreted.
	Like when Peter Brimlow said, smoking is good for you.
	Then he writes a big long article explaining why smoking isn't really bad.
	And without reading the article, they go, you hear what he said?
	He thinks cigarettes are good for you.
	The end.
	They're incapable.
	Send this hero some money or a letter.
	California inmate has now beaten to death two child molesters with a cane while in prison.
	Thanks, dude.
	Taking care of business.
	I was mulling it over when along came molester number one, and he puts his TV right on PBS Kids again, he wrote, according to the newspaper chain.
	But this time, someone else said something to the effect of, is this guy really going to watch this right in front of us?
	And I recall saying, I got this.
	And I picked up the cane and went to work on it.
	Watson said he then left the housing pod to find a guard and turn himself in.
	But on the way, he saw a known child trafficker and figured, I just do everybody a favor.
	In for a penny, in for a pound.
	Wow, so that's not mentioned in the headline.
	It happened in the same 10 minutes.
	Jonathan Watson said he warned prison staff he might become violent and was set off by a convicted child molester.
	Dude, I heard about this guy that I'm going to meet soon.
	I'll probably get him for the show.
	He's a Green Beret, psychotic killer, murdered thousands of people.
	I don't know about that.
	I'm exaggerating.
	On behalf of America.
	And now he's like Jason Bourne.
	He's a killing machine.
	So guess what he has around his neck?
	A fucking button.
	A button.
	That says, I'm about to go off.
	And when he pushes it, instantly, police, SWAT, fire department, everyone comes storming to that alert because he doesn't want to go off.
	So he's like, I'm turning into the Hulk.
	Come get me.
	Tase me.
	Don't want to hear that button go off.
	I just do not.
	Hey, Gavin, I'd like to request that you stop doing Coke with Gino whenever you do your shows with Anthony.
	It makes you say things that you'll later regret.
	It goes against the message of your book.
	And worst of all, it's cringe.
	Thanks.
	Did you want to...
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Sorry.
	So we have contact to send the guy money.
	Send him more canes.
	Oh, oh, I'm glad I remembered this.
	Max and John, when you send them letters, they really appreciate it.
	But don't just put your address on the return address part of the envelope.
	Half the time they open it, they read it, they go, fine, and they throw it, and they don't save the envelope.
	So on your actual letter, include your return address so they can mail you back.
	Unless you're scared that they're murderers and they're going to hurt you.
	Yeah, if you're Antifa, probably don't leave your return address.
	But everyone else, put that down so they can thank you because they really appreciate it.
	I don't know what this woman's talking about.
	I think we were ogling chicks maybe yesterday and talking about blowjobs and stuff.
	And the message of my book is after your party years, it's time to get settled down and marry.
	I'm allowed to ogle.
	I'm allowed to look.
	I just can't touch.
	You've got to be a little more specific.
	And I haven't done Coke in a million years.
	Certainly, and Gino's too cheap to share Coke if he had it.
	Does he do Coke?
	I don't think he does, right?
	I've never seen him do Coke.
	I don't think he's ever been a Coke guy.
	Nah, Coke isn't that common in Midtown.
	People are too broke.
	Outside of the restaurant industry, there's, what's his name?
	Bill Schultz.
	That's about it.
	Gavin and Ryan, this is weird, dude.
	This is from a woman.
	I won't say her name.
	But it's like a thousand words.
	And I looked up her previous letters.
	She's been sending me updates on her relationship that I haven't been seeing that are hundreds and hundreds of words.
	Hi, Gavin and Ryan.
	Sadly, my relationship has ended.
	Gavin, six years in total.
	I left six months in 2019 and came back 2020 locked down in Montreal.
	I truly love him and wanted to love on from the turbulent beginning.
	He knows I have BPD.
	Bipolar disorder.
	I know he's a cheater from his history, and it was such an argumentative mess at times.
	But when we got along, it was heaven.
	But as I reflect, it was me who calmed down and giving in to him.
	The relationship ended again seven months pregnant due to a petty issue.
	And we are like, what the fuck?
	What info?
	What's going on?
	I don't know this person.
	It's pictures of the baby.
	I mean, I guess people watch the show feel like they know me.
	Yeah.
	They establish like a friendship, but you just don't know it.
	We don't talk, and living in the house is just sucks.
	I'm jumping to the end of maybe a 2,000-word email.
	It's miserable.
	This is why I'm leaving.
	He put all the blame on me and took no accountability.
	None.
	I know my heirs, but I feel he will suffocate me if I own up.
	He's controlling and threatening.
	For example, now I know why your dad left your mom, he says.
	Endless.
	I'm moving on.
	I'm starting.
	I don't care.
	Wish you nothing but the best.
	Hey guys, Bongino has launched a new payment processor called Align.
	That's interesting.
	Oh, here's the last one.
	I'm glad we got to this one.
	Ryan got his haircut from Franklin Delano Bluth, the puppet from Arrested Development.
	Hopefully he will see this and have second thoughts about how he appears to other people.
	You're saying that that looks like me.
	It does.
	That's the exact same hairdo.
	I don't know.
	No facial hair, but that's about the only difference.
	He even dresses like you.
	No, that's different, for sure.
	Dude, you're so bad at design and decor.
	Why do you have a baby thing on a sign?
	That should just bother you.
	You don't have any kind of aesthetic.
	This is curly hair.
	Do you have COVID?
	Because you clearly have no taste.
	And mine is wavy.
	So it's different.
	Alright, actually.
	Let's go to the final video.
	Okay.
	That has hurt me today.
	I just thought this was interesting because people talk about cops and how, you know.
	Oh, that would be a good clip of The day, if you can dig it up, where we're talking about how, hey, cops, just shoot the gun out of their hands, yeah, right?
	Not today, Buster, in with bullet holes in the wall behind them.
	Be like this, like in the old Westerns, shoot their hat off, really mean business.
	And they always say, shoot him in the leg or fire a warning shot.
	Here's a woman who gets a body shot.
	Now, you gotta be here.
	But they shot her, like, in the abdomen.
	I don't think she gives a shit.
	It's after this.
	My center chest.
	Would it be an HK just in case?
	They get out of the car.
	We've got audio from here.
	Let's hear it.
	What are you doing to shoot?
	What do you mean?
	Take your hand back first.
	Nothing additional to the making of 12.
	Shouldn't he be doing a Kimura?
	Yeah.
	Absolutely.
	Well, that's for a knife.
	She's got a knife, dumbass.
	Use your Kimura.
	Drop the knife.
	Don't you watch judo videos?
	EDP's got a weapon.
	We need additional.
	This is a suicide by cop at this point, right?
	Hey, drop it!
	Get the f ⁇ up.
	Is there a bullet, Kimura?
	What?
	Is there a bullet, Kimura?
	Maybe just a different angle.
	Drop the knife!
	Get the f ⁇ up!
	Drop the knife!
	Look at her!
	Shot fired!
	Shot fired!
	She's been shot!
	Drop the fire!
	I mean, there's obviously adrenaline involved and stuff, but that's like you hear about people they didn't know they were stabbed.
	But not knowing you've been shot is pretty rare.
	Although we do know of one friend of the show, we didn't know he's shot in the leg.
	She's still going.
	Aren't you getting faint from blood loss?
	Still going.
	So stop telling cops that they didn't have to shoot them.
	I'm sick of that argument.
	Can you imagine if you were in that job, how scared you'd be?
	You could be killed at any moment, like the thing we showed the other day where they just opened the door.
	Oh, you never showed that, right?
	What's that?
	Remember the guy?
	You couldn't show that link yesterday?
	Because you weren't following him?
	That was last week.
	Yes, that was last week.
	Jesus, it feels like yesterday, right?
	I mean...
	What are you guys doing watching this show?
	Aren't you doing fireworks?
	My favorite part of the fireworks is not even watching them.
	It's you get another buddy with those long cigarette lighter things, you know, for starting like stoves and whatever.
	You have it all set up.
	And then, as a war movie vet, you're in Nam.
	And you're just like, making sure they're all lit up.
	Half the time, I don't even get to see them.
	I'm just making sure that it's non-stop.
	Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, that was a good one.
	Oh, that's my favorite one.
	Oh, I like these.
	Just constantly going around.
	Maybe at the very end, you can sit and watch the last one.
	But I like those big $100 ones.
	You know, it'll be like a Navy ship, and all the tubes are the various cannons.
	Cannon.
	I also like those balls you light and you drop down the thing and then they shoot up.
	Those are cool, too.
	If you spend $800, it's indistinguishable from when a city, not New York City, but like a town does theirs.
	Like the South Bronx.
	Which one was it?
	It was in the final video?
	No?
	Okay.
	That's why I was looking.
	That's okay.
	I didn't find it.
	It was in a War on Cops segment.
	Make me a sandwich, bitch.
	Graffiti says hate speech, includes the truth.
	That's all in feminism.
	This was its own category.
	I think it was at the bottom of racism.
	Yeah.
	At the bottom of racism, there was a bunch of cop vids.
	Okay, cops getting shot.
	Yeah.
	Oh, wow.
	They didn't accept my thing.
	Still didn't like you?
	A week later.
	What the heck?
	Huh.
	Lil Weezy ain't down with you.
	They lazy.
	No, maybe he don't like Japanese.
	I hope that's not the case.
	What do people think when they see you?
	Do they go, I don't like Puerto Ricans or I don't like Nips?
	Probably both.
	They'd be like, something about the combination.
	They'd be like, I like both, but I don't like him.
	Also in that article, I got in trouble for disparaging Puerto Ricans.
	I don't, like, Canadians don't really get it.
	It's kind of hard to explain, but making fun of Puerto Ricans is like not racist.
	It's like making fun of Irish people.
	Yeah, yeah, it's like that.
	It's like everyone does, especially Puerto Ricans.
	Just a New York staple people.
	So it's like...
	Yeah, in New York, you make fun of Puerto Ricans to Puerto Ricans, and they laugh and have a comeback.
	That's not true of blacks or Asians.
	You'd have to be pretty darn tight with the black community to be able to make a black joke.
	But Puerto Rican jokes, it's just, it's Irish.
	Why is that?
	I don't know.
	They're so ingrained in New York culture that it's almost like making a Chinese joke in China.
	There's too many of them to be offended.
	Well, I think the thing about not being able to take a joke, like, you know, I've heard, you know, people ribbing each other, like, there's like a black guy and like this like nerdy guy at my gym.
	And the black guy, it's like one day they're still joking around.
	Like, he can get away with saying this joke to him, but one day he's going to hurt that black guy's feelings.
	And it's going to be like, you could tell it's like, he's like, oh, that's, okay, I live in the hood, huh?
	Okay.
	And it's like, he's not taking that like a joke.
	He's burying this.
	You know, I'm glad you brought that up because the boxing gym is one of the few places, and maybe your gay gym where you do your little weights, is one of the few places where the racial jokes are just like it was in the 80s.
	Oh, really?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	You better watch yourself, Larry.
	You're the only black guy here right now.
	And then, uh-oh, it's getting pretty black in here.
	I just think that one day they might cross a line and it's not jokes anymore.
	We'll see.
	I've seen it happen and it's like kind of so.
	That's today's show.
	We'll be back normal tomorrow.
	I'll wear a suit, I promise.
	But I hope you guys have fun, and I hope you feel some pride in this country.
	Whether you're an immigrant like me or whether you were born here, it's an incredible country.
	Yes, we're going through some rocky times right now with Mr. Magoo and COVID and government overreach.
	But we've weathered storms worse than this before from Vietnam, the Great Depression, the oil shortage of the 80s, 9-11.
	We've had some rocky times.
	So we will get through this together.
	But that's not really what today is about.
	Today is about 1776, when a group of ragtag intellectuals said, let's arm the people and take back this country for ourselves.
	So while the fireworks go off, I hope that you sort of take a moment and thank them for their incredibly prescient, foreboding, not foreboding, document here that managed to find a country and make it unlike any other country in the world.
	It's an incredible place.
	Enjoy it.
	And other countries watching this show, I don't know, take a moment of silence.
	Give a tip of the hat.
	Have a beer on us.
	This fantastic experiment that is the United States of America.
	Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

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