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June 28, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S04E03 - RYAN'S BIG ANNOUNCEMENT

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	Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Kevin McGuinness.
	That's my bird.
	I got a bird.
	Isn't it cool?
	It's very, very fun.
	The Zing Go-Go Bird.
	The Go-Go Bird from Zing Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop flying.
	And then you have a kill switch.
	The kill switch is good when it starts getting near trees and stuff.
	That's how you lose it.
	I lost it.
	It was stuck on someone's house on their top windowsill.
	And so I got a tennis ball and I was throwing it at their windowsill.
	Eventually they came outside.
	What are you doing?
	Luckily I knew them.
	I'm not very popular in my community, so it could have been bad.
	But I got it down with the tennis ball.
	And we learned our lesson.
	Use the kill switch on the Go-Go Bird from Zinc.
	That was Lush.
	What was the song?
	D-Lux.
	T or D?
	D-E-Luxe.
	D-Lux.
	Great band.
	The first shoegazing band out of London.
	I think their drummer OD'd or something, and then they broke up after that.
	They did a cover of a song called I Wanna Be Your...
	Well, the song was I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend by the Rubinos, I believe.
	And they did a version, I Wanna Be Your Girlfriend.
	And then Avril Levine stole it.
	So it was weird because they changed the song to I Want to Be Your Girlfriend and made it weirder.
	So they interpreted it, and that the Rubinos didn't mind that.
	But then when Avril Levine took their cover, they got pissed.
	Let's hear the lush, I Want to Be Your Girlfriend.
	See if it is similar.
	Doesn't sound anything like Avril Levine.
	Now play Avril Levine's I Want to Be Your Girlfriend.
	C'est mem pas prache, as we say in French.
	No, is that Avril Levine?
	Why did it take you nine years to get Avra Levine's I Want to Be Your Girlfriend?
	Oh this song.
	An intro.
	Holy shit, you're slow.
	Can everyone at home believe how long that took?
	That's the original.
	We don't want to hear that.
	This isn't even remotely close to the Lush song.
	Why did you go find another song?
	This is a comparison.
	It's like exactly.
	Brian, if you're listening to the show, the original song is totally irrelevant to this discussion.
	It's the Lush song, I Want to Be Your Girlfriend, and how that compares to Avril Levine.
	You just don't need to go off at a tangent investigating the original.
	But anyway, yeah, that Avril Levine's song is great.
	I love that song.
	And I especially love the Little Mama remix.
	I sang it at the SPLC press conference.
	But that song sounds nothing like the Avril Levine song.
	What are you doing now?
	God, you're useless.
	What the fuck are you doing?
	I just got two new computers.
	So I'm trying to balance this out with this one.
	Alright, just stop.
	Stop doing things.
	I think that would be the best way to do it.
	I'm trying to stay active on this TV.
	What?
	I'm trying to stay active on this TV.
	I'm taking your notes.
	Oh, yeah.
	I forgot the paper.
	My son's here today.
	Johnny!
	Bring me the newspaper!
	We can't show him on camera.
	Of course.
	The newspaper!
	Bring me the newspaper!
	It's on my desk.
	Mommy's away in Montauk with her friends.
	Mom talk.
	Okay, don't face the camera.
	Put your hand on your face so people don't see you.
	Okay, now face the camera.
	I can't show my kids.
	They're endangered.
	New York is really killing it these days.
	New York is back.
	Old New York.
	Tourist shot in Times Square.
	This is no way to welcome tourists back to the Big Apple.
	Samuel Polan, 21, a Marine from upstate New York, was shot in the back by a stray bullet yesterday while in Times Square with his family.
	Authorities suspect the gunfire was sparked by a clash between two rival groups, possibly the ever-present CD hawkers.
	Oh, yeah, those are the guys who are like, yo, yo, check out my CD.
	And then they show you a CD, and then you're supposed to, you don't realize you just bought the CD.
	One time I was doing a streeter in Times Square, and all these kids were starting to swarm me, and I was going to lose my camera equipment.
	And so I go, guys, guys, fuck off, get lost, get lost.
	And they go, no, they were 12, totally fearless.
	And I go, is this CRTV cops review television?
	We're cops.
	And they go, what are you going to do about a bitch?
	And I went, uh-oh, that bluff did not work.
	They were ready to throw down 12-year-olds, 11-year-olds, 13-year-olds, to a cop, an old cop.
	We sort of wiggled our way out of there.
	So that, yeah, that guy was just randomly shot by CD hawkers.
	But the first story, one, two, in the news is they caught the guy.
	Remember the guy who was shooting at someone?
	He was doing an assassination.
	He's with a 10-year-old and a five-year-old?
	They caught that guy.
	Michael Lopez.
	You know what they never say about these things?
	Why was a 10-year-old out with a five-year-old?
	Where's the parental supervision?
	That never comes up.
	Ten-year-olds are not old enough to be escorting five-year-olds around.
	Five is very young.
	You don't let your 10-year-old take your five-year-old to cross the road and stuff like that.
	It's too much responsibility to make sure they look both ways.
	Parents can barely handle that.
	Not one news source said that.
	Attempted murder arrest.
	Why were you trying to kill him, Mike Lopez?
	Scroll down.
	Lopez will face a judge.
	The motive for the shooting, which named the lives of two girls.
	Oh, 13 and 5.
	Totally different.
	Sorry, folks.
	The news used to say 10 and 5.
	13 and 5 is fine.
	Is yet unclear, although Lopez is a suspected member of the Make It Happen Boys.
	I like that name for a gang.
	It's better than Proud Boys.
	Make It Happen Boys.
	Street Gang.
	Two girls were not physically harmed in the incident.
	Lopez's alleged intended victim suffered several gunshot wounds to the legs and back.
	It's currently being treated in hospital.
	What do you think of that, the Make It Happen Boys?
	It's pretty hot.
	Let's see you.
	Or the slant.
	Let's punish people with your hair.
	The Sesame Street thing.
	You're a weapon.
	What's behind you there?
	On the ground?
	It has no home here, Scott.
	Is that toilet paper?
	Yes.
	And you just put that on the ground?
	For now.
	Like I said before, there's way more important things.
	I'm still setting up.
	I just set up two steps.
	How long has that toilet paper been on the ground?
	The two soft boxes there, the new tripod, new C-stand.
	How long has that toilet paper been sitting on the ground for?
	It's been sitting there for a while.
	Two weeks.
	Two weeks.
	But you know what hasn't been in place and staying stable?
	Everything in the studio.
	We had to light and practice lighting that second stage and the bar for the first stage.
	We'll be happy to hear.
	We've spent a bunch of money on a lighting guy.
	Yep.
	Got a lot of lights.
	We had Kyle Rittenhouse's lawyer scheduled for our first big interview.
	Yeah, it's the first thing.
	The second interview in Studio B. Let's call it Studio A, Studio B, Studio C. Wait, shouldn't bar be studio B?
	Oh, yeah, that makes sense.
	So A, C, C. And then C is censored.
	Yeah, that makes sense.
	Oh, that makes perfect sense.
	So we're going to have him studio C. He missed his flight.
	Yeah, he did.
	So he couldn't go to that protest on Sunday.
	And he didn't go to the rally on Sunday.
	Is that not alarmingly unprofessional?
	I was going to say, I hope your mother died.
	That's not nice.
	But you know what I mean.
	Right, right, right.
	He's representing Ford Proud Boys as well.
	Also in New York, we have Washington Square Park, is it?
	Or is it Washington Park?
	Isn't Washington Square Park the one?
	No, that's Tompkins Square Park.
	Yeah, Washington Square Park is the one by NYU in Yuppieville, in the West Village.
	And it is total and utter anarchy.
	And my wife was like, I'm of two minds about it because I like the old New York is back thing.
	This is 1-3 I'm talking about.
	You should pull it up while I'm and just have it behind me.
	Washington Square Park is played by illegal boxing matches in latest blow.
	And that's nothing.
	Like it's not just illegal boxing matches.
	It's drugs, it's raves, it's fights, it's rapes, it's violence.
	My wife goes, but it's like New York is back.
	I mean, if we were young and we didn't have kids, we'd be really excited about this.
	And I go, yeah, but we're old and we do have kids.
	So we officially don't like it.
	We're the law and order family now.
	Our daughter goes into the city all the time.
	I don't want her at this thing.
	But the boxing, scroll down on it, it looks so terrible.
	I mean, I couldn't take these kids.
	I don't have the gas in the tank.
	But there's some guys at my gym that would just murder these dudes.
	It would be great to have them come in, dressed kind of like hipsters, like with these glasses, and say, I'd like to give it a whirl.
	You know, a shark, a boxing shark.
	Show some of the fights, though.
	There's videos there.
	Is there not?
	Yeah, show the videos.
	Well, this Korean kid is actually pretty good.
	But look at the hooks or these big, wide aimakers.
	Looks like Rufio.
	Poor black guys have to fight one-on-one for once.
	That must be so hard challenging.
	Is that a racist joke?
	It's a racially conscious joke.
	He's got a good temperament, doesn't he?
	This little chubster?
	Little rye guy?
	Oh, cool.
	Got him with a right hook.
	It's not a thing.
	Guess it works on the street.
	Is that a Puerto Rican or black?
	I think it's a Puerto Rican or Dominican.
	It looks pretty black to me.
	What about that little Ryan guy?
	He looks kind of like a Japrican, actually.
	A little bit.
	Got some big triceps.
	Your hair would be so much less annoying if it was a dyed blonde mullet.
	Dude, I'm going to...
	I was thinking about going for a mullet.
	Let's look at it again.
	You know what it is?
	Now, it's a weapon.
	when I call for you to be on TV, I'm hurting people.
	Oh, I see.
	I use your hair as a weapon.
	I'm making 25,000 people angry right now.
	It's like a magic power.
	I feel like I'm an X-Men.
	You have the power of the whatever this is.
	I'm a member of the X-Men.
	That's not an easy thing to say.
	I'm an X-Men.
	So are a lot of the people that marched yesterday.
	You saw a lot of what?
	So were some of the people that marched yesterday.
	X-Men.
	Marched at what?
	Yesterday was the Pride Parade, my dude.
	Oh, geez.
	I didn't even know.
	Oh, my gorsh.
	Yeah, I was down there picking up stuff, looking at gay things.
	It was awesome.
	Well, let's finish this New York stuff before we get to our announcement.
	Curtis Shilwa is the perfect New Yorker.
	I don't want to endorse him because that's bad for business, but he's not going to win because he's weird.
	He lives in the Upper West Side in a small, a tiny apartment, which if you lived in New York in the 80s, why didn't you snatch up some awesome loft space like in the West in Hell's Kitchen?
	And now you'd be living in the most gentrified part of New York with a rent-controlled apartment.
	So I don't understand why a New Yorker who's born and raised here has such a small apartment, but he has 15 cats in it.
	No.
	Yeah.
	Oh, that's a deal.
	They have to change their litter boxes like four or five times a day.
	Well, he's good at running a cat city, so.
	Well, this is the thing.
	He's the perfect New Yorker because he's weird.
	New York is weird, but it just doesn't translate.
	He's not going to get endorsed by the New York Post.
	It's going to go with a black guy who's kind of a cop, but not really.
	Let me see this quote, though.
	It's such a weird quote.
	And even the grammar is weird.
	Campaigning in Flushing Meadows, Queens, sitting sad.
	Sitting sad?
	Sitting sad because fountains aren't going and haven't been working.
	Is that a comma?
	As mayor, I will fix that real quick.
	Capital A. And that should be a comma after as mayor.
	Boy, the public education system in New York.
	He's from like South Brooklyn, I think.
	So it's perfect grammar for him.
	And then they've decided to suspend Giuliani's legal license because he dared to look into the elections.
	That is verboten.
	And John Voigt is not impressed.
	Let's see how long we can handle this guy.
	You know, John Pierce represents Rudy Giuliani.
	What?
	Yeah.
	I can't hear you.
	He represents Rudy Giuliani.
	Who does?
	John Pierce.
	The guy who's going to be here Sunday?
	Correct.
	Oh, I shouldn't be talking shit about him.
	Yeah.
	I don't think you talk shit, but...
	Wow.
	That guy's penis made Angelina Jolie.
	It's not gay to suck him off.
	No.
	Bly.
	A cruel virtue.
	Gay to not suck him off.
	Suspended.
	These fools, these liberal fools, destroy.
	At least they want to.
	My friends, my fellow Americans, Mayor Giuliani, one of the greatest mayors of New York City, a city that was once the greatest city, now it has become, like the left, a polluted deceit.
	How dare they suspend his license for defending truths?
	How dare they justify this horrible sin against this human soul of righteousness, a man who had everyone's trust, a man who held his city with dignity, a man who fought for truths and all while having to battle disgraceful lies and unrighteousness.
	And what does he get?
	He gets suspended for seeking truths.
	Okay, we get it.
	Well, let me tell you something.
	Enough?
	No, no thanks.
	Giuliani did make New York City great, and it used to suck.
	It used to suck so bad that public school teachers in the Bronx, in order to punish their students, they would take them to a secret sitting room that had a large bed in it, a small bed, sorry, and they would sit on the students.
	You have graduates from the South Bronx, which is where we are now and which is where Ryan was raised, who haven't read a book, I don't know, in years.
	You have graduates from the South Bronx who are 30 years old today, 31, and their mentors are not Yeats, not Coleridge, not Dostoevsky, not Ayn Rand, but Woody and Buzz.
	On their desk, they collect Woody and Buzz figurines.
	And the scariest part about these imbeciles is that they are now breeding.
	That's right, ladies and gentlemen.
	We have an announcement to make.
	Ryan, do you want to tell everyone?
	Yes.
	Are you sure your audio is recording?
	Because it's not coming out of a speaker.
	It's not supposed to be coming out of a speaker.
	Yeah, I'm watching the levels.
	I'm going to be a father.
	Now, that's not the exciting part, I don't think.
	Because I think that is exciting, of course.
	But to just say I was going to have a baby was going to be boring.
	So I could have said that a while ago.
	You know, she's 21 weeks along.
	But I think it's a little more special to say I'm having a baby blank.
	So I had a gender reveal party.
	I got some footage from it.
	We could all experience the moment where I figured out which gender, which is real.
	And there's only two.
	Her gender.
	Oh, you don't know.
	No, don't.
	You should raise her genderless.
	She's genderless.
	Well, you ruined it.
	I was going to show the video, and then people could see what it was.
	Oh, shit.
	Sorry.
	It's okay.
	I knew it was a girl before anyone.
	I don't know how you knew that.
	Because you're a pussy.
	But your first was a girl.
	Yeah, I was a pussy back then.
	All right.
	Well, then I'm fine with that.
	So here's some B-roll.
	Oh, that's not B-roll.
	That looks cool.
	That's not B-roll.
	That's not B-roll at all.
	That's awesome.
	Okay, wait, wait.
	Someone's going to be a dad.
	Can't work a computer.
	Wait, where's that computer at?
	Alrighty.
	Well, anyway.
	The big reveal.
	That's the point.
	Yeah, I'm going to be a dad of...
	Wait, you're giving up?
	Baby girl.
	Well, I could show the footage.
	Should we get this footage going?
	Wait, what were you trying to show us?
	The footage.
	Okay, get the footage.
	By the way, that thing you just showed is really dangerous.
	What do you mean?
	Those were All recalled.
	All of these.
	Yeah, because they have no feet and the babies get frostbite on their feet and their toes fall off.
	Show the bottom.
	You could get arrested for having those.
	They're considered.
	I didn't know that was true.
	Yeah, they're considered abnormally cruel.
	In fact, sometimes stores will sell them with chips in them in order to find the parents who would let their kids' feet get that cold, and then they arrest them and take the baby away.
	I didn't know anything about that.
	Yep.
	Okay, well, that stinks.
	I guess you hate your kid having toes.
	No, no, I like the kid having toes.
	Well, then why do you have a foot freezer?
	That's what they're called.
	I didn't know they found it.
	They're called double F suits.
	Foot freezers.
	I didn't know it was a double F suit.
	Unbelievable.
	Everyone has seen that, right?
	It's like suicide doors.
	It was a fad.
	Baby's toes started falling off all over the place.
	I didn't know that.
	Yeah.
	Highly illegal.
	So.
	Okay, wait, but it has the hand thing.
	So this is what I'm learning.
	Oh, the top's perfectly safe.
	Yeah, they have the hand thing so they don't scratch their face off.
	Right.
	That's good.
	Everything is good about that, except it's designed for babies to lose.
	She's just going to have little stubs.
	Well, I'll just get her a lot of socks.
	Then her ankles will freeze, and then her feet, entire foot will fall off.
	No, I'll wrap it around.
	I'll do something.
	One time when we had our first kid, it was pretty cold out, January, and she was maybe like, I don't know, two weeks, three weeks old.
	So we bundled her all up, put her in a papoose, and we were going for a walk.
	And this woman goes, that baby's too young to be outside.
	And my wife started, my wife was like, oh, no, no, no, we have her wrapped up.
	She has an insulated bodysuit and then with the booties and then blah, blah, and then a blanket on top of that.
	And I go, no, no, no, honey, it's okay.
	Mind your own fucking business.
	Exactly.
	And she was like, oh, my.
	Fucking lippy balls.
	Boomerangry woman liberals.
	They're always chastising everyone.
	The Karens of Earth.
	I was getting Karen before there was Karens.
	Have we talked about that movie Karen yet?
	Yeah.
	Okay, we can see the footage at some point.
	Yeah, I know.
	I'm bummed.
	The computer, I'm looking for it, and that's all I'm getting right now.
	So I could do a file switch transfer.
	Or you could just keep flashing on and off.
	Do you know that I'm flashing on and off?
	Yeah.
	Is that a thing?
	I'm trying to re-engage this Mac here.
	So this is a brand new Mac.
	It was running beautifully.
	And unfortunately, I'm going to have to switch one thing, all this stuff to this computer real quick.
	So I don't know if we have time for that.
	But basically, it was just footage of the party.
	It was very nice.
	Well, we want to see it.
	I know, me too.
	I want to show it.
	I can talk about other stuff.
	What once worked now does not.
	Let me try a quick fix.
	We also have all the contest, not winners, we haven't decided yet, but all the submissions.
	I guess we'll wait a week because these things take some time.
	But some dude in Texas named Jose did a real bang-up job.
	You know, with these, and you know, I'm talking about the background contest, so we have something playing behind us.
	Like when I'm talking about mail, you have letters going behind us.
	But one thing that's kind of tricky about this contest is you don't want to be too good.
	Like say for the Antifa one, you had 10 million Antifa faces and then a monster like coming down and eating them all and their heads falling off and blood then filling up like this, like a goldfish tank.
	That wouldn't be good because it would be too good.
	So you'd be distracted.
	But there's one for the Antifa thing, and it's just Antifa mugshots with sunglasses on them going like this.
	Shump.
	Now, that has no wow factor when you first look at it, but then you realize, I don't want a wow factor.
	This is good.
	So we'll get to those at some point today.
	Is that enough of a filler?
	I dropped it.
	I want to talk about the January 6th meandering too soon.
	We barely started.
	We're still on page one of three pages of news.
	90 more times.
	How are we doing, Ryan?
	It says it's two gigs, so it says it's going to drop in six minutes.
	I'm also sending it via airdrop, so I'm seeing which one happens first, which is a shame.
	And why don't you just learn to engage the computer?
	Yeah, I'm doing all the things.
	You know, you turn it off, you turn it back on with the NDI.
	All right, you're fired.
	We'll do this later.
	The January 6th meandering.
	Do we have any backdrop for that?
	We should.
	For January 6th, I got...
	Yes, we do.
	Here we go.
	Let's see it.
	You want it behind you, right?
	No, I want it over there.
	I want it on the Street Fighter game.
	You want it behind you?
	Cool.
	That looks cool.
	I am a fan of this.
	This was that Texas guy, right?
	Yes.
	Look at this.
	This is the biggest threat to our nation.
	Joe Biggs is in the hole, the shoe, or the hole.
	He's in solitary confinement now.
	His appeal was just denied because he is a proud boy's leader.
	And if they let him out, he'll start a revolution and everyone will die.
	Including Ted Pence.
	I'll get to that in a second.
	But this was an interesting thing.
	Marjorie Taylor Green was ambushed.
	This looks so cool.
	I couldn't be happier with this.
	Look at this cool setup.
	It does rule.
	Was accosted by Jim Acoster in a parking lot.
	And here's a trick people do.
	They go, what proof do you have?
	What evidence?
	And they do it in ambushes.
	It's very easy when someone emails you and says, what proof do you have?
	You send them two links.
	But out on the street, the evidence, give me proof.
	It's a trick that people use.
	Another trick is like, name one author that is known for critical race theory and helped create critical race theory.
	Name just one, just one.
	All I want is one.
	I mean, we do it on our side too.
	Like, how many illegal immigrants are there in the country?
	Just give me a number, a rough number.
	So no one walks around a parking lot with a pile of evidence.
	And it makes you look smart when you demand it.
	So let's see Jim Acoster, go up to MTG, Marjorie, Taylor, Green, yeah.
	1, 1,002, 1,003, 1,004, 1,005, 1,06, 1,000.
	FBI and Antifa, where are you getting that from, if I may?
	Well, this is the reports that have been coming out.
	There's, you know, information that there may have been FBI operatives.
	We don't know what that means, right?
	Is that informants?
	Is that where does that go?
	Where's the proof that the FBI was involved?
	Where's the proof that Antifa was involved?
	Don't you owe it to people to produce that proof, that evidence?
	I don't know it.
	I didn't cause the riot, so I certainly don't owe it.
	There's no evidence.
	Well, look, look, there are questions that need to be answered.
	There are things.
	You can ask questions about anything.
	As she repeatedly dodged our questions, Green, where does this stuff come from about the FBI and Antifa word?
	So here's what to say when people say that.
	You go, one, John Sullivan.
	John Sullivan was dressed up as a mega guy.
	You had him on your network, Jim.
	You paid him $70,000 for his footage.
	And we have him on tape saying, go, go, go.
	Let's move.
	Let's move.
	Go.
	Cajoling people, encouraging people.
	I think we have evidence that he's the one who egged Ashley Babbitt on and got her to go through that window where she was promptly shot by a black man whose identity we will never know.
	Although Tim Poole had a guest on it, I think Tucker got him too.
	We found who it is, but it was not easy to find.
	Someone shoots a black guy, you find him in seconds.
	How long did it take us to find Derek Chauvin's house?
	So that's the proof for the Antifa, the guy who's on video himself doing it, who was essentially a CNN employee.
	So you can get Jim on that.
	And then as far as the FBI thing goes, we've got that whole revolver scoop that he should have to respond to, where there was lots of stuff in this incredible article that Tucker Carlson cited, by the way.
	Darren J. Beattie uncovered this.
	He's a guy that runs Revolver.
	And the two big things there are, one, we realize that the FBI knew about this.
	Now, did they know about it because they were part of it?
	Or say they're totally innocent, right?
	You knew about violence about to happen and then you let it happen, then you should at least be fiscally responsible for the damage and you're responsible for Ashley Ababat's death.
	The second big piece of FBI evidence is, of course, that these co-conspirators are getting away with no charges.
	And these co-conspirators appear to be the most aggressive people involved in the insurrection.
	So you have people who the FBI has decided not to charge, who were fervently involved in the most aggressive aspects.
	That's sounding a lot like they were FBI.
	We've seen it happen a million times, like the guys who duped those dudes in Georgia to start a plot to kidnap the governor.
	Hey, lonely, pissed off white males who feel like they're losing their country, we should kidnap the governor.
	I can handle everything, but we should do that.
	We'll get away with it.
	There's a way to do it where you don't get caught.
	And you throw that net out enough, some pissed off dummy is going to go, you know what?
	Yeah.
	And meanwhile, they're not like driving over to the governor's mansion.
	They're just saying, you know what?
	Yeah.
	On TV.
	I mean, sorry, on the internet.
	We caught them.
	So the FBI does this all the time.
	The government does this all the time.
	In fact, as I've told you before, when I was a kid in the 80s, Nazi skinheads were everywhere.
	We fought them every weekend.
	They kicked our ass every weekend.
	They came to shows.
	They would punch the shit out of us while we were in the pit.
	And when I say Nazi skinheads, I mean guys with Klan rallies tattooed on their backs.
	I mean guys with swastikas on their bomber jackets, guys with red-laced Dr. Martins who Zeke Heiled all the time.
	Real deal Nazi dudes.
	And why was there so many in Canada of all places, a totally white place?
	Because the government started it.
	They started a thing called the Heritage Foundation.
	They had all this money to defend Jews from the evil Nazis.
	There were none.
	So they decided, we'll entrap them.
	We'll start the Heritage Foundation.
	And they got on, made all these pamphlets about Western civilization and Jews and immigrants and how evil they are.
	And the next thing you know, some guys went, all right.
	They created a Nazi movement.
	My government in the 80s created it.
	Thank God, the Make It Happen boys of the punk scene of Canada at the time, which were called the bunch of fucking goofs, BFG, did a tour and beat the shit out of all the Nazis in every city, and that was the end of that.
	So my point is that the government, in the name of catching bad guys in the act, has been entrapping and creating a problem from scratch.
	Look at the SPLC and the ADL.
	Like, where has Milo been recently?
	He was at True TV.
	Now, I'm not saying this is true or not, but if you look up True TV, it's known as an anti-Semitic thing.
	Every time I hear that allegation, it's false.
	So I'm not saying that's true.
	It isn't true.
	How about that?
	But for the sake of argument, it's known as a Nazi place, right?
	This is what they've done.
	They banish someone until the only people that will take them in is the bad guys.
	And Milo's basically a Jew.
	I think his dad's Jewish.
	So you're creating hate where there was none.
	Or remember Pax Dickinson?
	He was a dude.
	We met him.
	I've hung up with him a bunch of times.
	Computer programmer.
	He made a joke about being raped by a pack of the N-words.
	I can't say it.
	That gives me hives.
	He was quoting Mel Gibson.
	But because that Mel Gibson quote, he said, Mel Gibson said, you look like a fucking slut.
	You're going to get raped by a pack of niggers.
	Oops.
	He said that in a private phone call, and she made it public.
	So Pax brought it up comically to describe someone else, essentially mocking racism, because you're mocking Mel Gibson.
	He was canceled, banished from everything.
	And what happened to him?
	He ended up talking to alt-right dudes Because they were willing to take him in.
	And then he sort of, I can't really speak for him, but I think he kind of got into that shit.
	Baked Alaska, another guy that was so disenfranchised, he ended up.
	Sal Cipola from the Proud Boys, he ended up getting kicked out for going to Charlottesville.
	And then he ended up with Mike Enoch and the far-right dudes.
	So in all of these cases, in the name of fighting hate, you push someone out to the outskirts where all they have is hate.
	Similarly, the government, in the name of eradicating hate, they end up creating it.
	Get out of the way.
	Stop trying to fix it.
	It's not broken.
	America's not racist.
	Nazis are not everywhere.
	And the more you try to play God and fix it, the more God punishes you by making the problem worse.
	This was a funny meme about Antifa being the real terrorist.
	I know it's uncouth to say that liberals are the real racists, but they are.
	And the only white terror group in America committing crimes is Antifa.
	Yes, but if you fight back, you go to jail.
	Like, look at this letter I got from John.
	Hey, Gavin, I'm writing this letter to say thank you very much for thinking of me and throwing some bread on my books.
	That must be cool talk, jail talk.
	Anyway, he goes off about summer vacation, and he says I'm quitting my welding class.
	And I was under the impression that that was sustaining his license.
	We both were, but apparently not.
	I was attempting to use it to show the American Welding Society that I've stayed in the industry in here and should maintain my certifications.
	Very difficult certifications.
	Unfortunately, it counts as furthering my education, but not as keeping up in practice.
	So now all of my welding and steel inspector certificates will expire.
	So he wasn't just a welder.
	He was a steel inspector for buildings.
	And then he manages to stay optimistic and say, the good news is that since I'll be starting from scratch, I can go into any career path I choose.
	It's like the whole world is my oyster, blah, blah, blah, blah.
	Staying positive.
	And I just, that letter, that's the reason I brought it in is because it just snapped my heart in two.
	This guy is doing four years for kicking Antifa when they were down.
	So they challenged him to a fight.
	He obliged and they beat him up.
	He beat them up too much.
	You know, with assault, it's like, what did you intend to do?
	If you just punch the guy and he goes down, that's one charge.
	But if you like gouge his eyes or kick him when he's already down, that's another charge.
	So that's really why John's in prison.
	Because he dared to fuck with the paramilitary wing of the DNC.
	Now, how much wanton violence have you seen from Antifa?
	Outright cruel, bizarre violence from these assholes.
	This is his sin.
	And not only did you take a father away from three black children, but now you've prevented him from, when he gets out, from making money for his family.
	Unbelievable.
	We're going to start the doodle auctions again.
	We just have to strengthen the pay, the payment processing because that is constantly getting attacked here.
	It's censored and has been attacked since day one.
	That's what people don't seem to understand.
	Not only do we do this show and try to get you a new studio and bring on new shows, we're constantly under attack.
	From hackers, from banks, from Antifa, from these assholes, from the left.
	It goes on and on and on.
	I thought this was funny, though.
	You got to be a happy warrior about all this stuff.
	And occasionally the left throws you a comedy bone like this.
	Macy Gray, who probably has the IQ of a four-year-old, she made a new flag.
	I don't see what the big deal is.
	Macy Gray says she's shocked by Republican.
	She kind of talks like Catherine Hepburn.
	You're my nine in shining armor.
	Scroll down.
	See, this is all you have to know about Americans.
	They have two rules.
	One, don't touch my guns.
	And two, I'm proud.
	And don't fuck with that.
	Don't apologize on my behalf.
	Don't apologize about America.
	If you do these two things and you say, I won't touch your guns, I promise, and I'm proud to be American, you're good.
	Gay, race, they don't care about any of that crap.
	Scroll down.
	I want to see this flag she made.
	Okay, go.
	Yeah, look at the flag.
	That's the new American flag.
	It's not just white stars.
	There's black and brown stars, too.
	Because as you know, the stars represent white people.
	That's what it was meant to mean.
	I thought it would be like people would want to be part of its new design.
	That was really what I thought.
	And everybody thinks I'm crazy when I say that.
	I mean, I knew people would disagree with me, but I didn't see all this crazy stuff coming.
	What it symbolizes now, we all saw it used as a weapon at the insurrection, and a lot of people who held that point of view that the government should be overturned and that Ted Pence should be hanged.
	They were carrying the flag.
	They carried the flag to attack the capital.
	They carried the flag to attack.
	Did you hear that?
	So at the night of the insurrection, they were threatening to kill Ted Pence, who's Mike Pence's brother, I guess.
	Mike Pence's dad.
	We want to kill Ted Pence for making Mike Pence.
	What is that song?
	That's a good song.
	It's actually pretty.
	Yeah, it's laps.
	It's very good for karaoke.
	Do you believe that when you do karaoke, you have to sound like the guy?
	To a degree, absolutely.
	Unless you have a song that you can make it yours, which is tough.
	You do a Sinatra song, sing like Sinatra.
	You do Billy Joel, sing like Billy Joel.
	It gets weird, though, with Prince.
	Or like with Billy Bragg, do you have to do an English accent?
	Yes.
	I think you do.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	But for Brian Johnson with ACDC, that's a tough one.
	Just don't go near it.
	What are you going to do?
	I've done it.
	Because I'm back in black.
	And I'm back in black out of sight.
	Right.
	Oh, I hit the noose.
	I got nine lives.
	Cat's eyes.
	Now you're like William Shatner Doing Rocket Man.
	Oh, I think it's going to be a long, long time.
	All right, let's do...
	Let's jump to LGBT.
	With the new bumper, correct?
	So we do the intro, and then we have the beautiful backgrounds.
	Beautiful backgrounds.
	I think that Texas guy is going to win the thousand bucks.
	He's pretty close.
	Oh, Jesus.
	Oh, my God.
	Why are you good?
	Jesus Christ.
	Wait, what are you doing?
	This is the intro.
	No, that's not an intro.
	Oh, my God.
	Why did you show that?
	What are you even doing?
	That's a backdrop.
	You just would kill the audio.
	Okay.
	I could do that.
	And looping.
	Let's loop it.
	Do you know how to loop?
	Yeah, you just click a little button here.
	Just click loop.
	Loop.
	You gotta loop.
	So that's one of the backgrounds.
	It's not the Texas guy.
	But we need an LGBT intro.
	We sure do.
	Ryan's great at this.
	Well, we do have a gay intro.
	That's Gay, it's called.
	Okay.
	That's pretty high quality, dude.
	Yeah.
	See, when we choose the winner, too, we don't always have to use his.
	We could use the submissions, too.
	Why are you ugly?
	I felt ugly.
	I felt gay.
	And then we fell in love.
	I let them get to the poop, and we have a very good relationship.
	You don't want to see a closed-up picture of my animals.
	You ain't gay me.
	You ugly.
	Home the phone alert.
	One of those guys isn't gay.
	That little rat guy who had a baby with the fat chick, and then they killed the kid.
	This man.
	Yeah, he's not gay.
	But the other guy there in that picture, that murdered him.
	Not him, his baby.
	Right.
	Because it was crying so much he was mad.
	Yeah, way to go, Polyamorists.
	You really know how to reinvent the system.
	Our antiquated ideas of love and romance.
	We're looking for a reboot.
	You did a good job.
	Megan Fox wants you to know she's B in the LGBT.
	Which, when you're that hot, it really just means I'm open to threesomes.
	And we're not surprised that you are.
	I am surprised that Ryan hasn't cut to the article yet, as I discuss it.
	What was that about?
	Getting a little load issue.
	It's all right.
	Megan Fox celebrates Pride with Rainbow Manicure, putting the B. Just because you had a threesome doesn't mean you get to be in the oppressed club, right?
	I mean, I'm offended on their behalf.
	I have no question in my mind about being bisexual.
	She just has some other hot chick in the bed with her husband.
	Yeah.
	No.
	Doesn't count.
	Sorry.
	As a gay man, I have to say you're not allowed in our club.
	That's like Rachel Dolezell levels of appropriation.
	And yes, I do think Sean King is blacker than Kamala Harris and Obama.
	He has more of a right.
	He knows more about black culture and has experienced more black culture than Kamala and Obama.
	What do you think of that?
	I think that's a hot take.
	Oh, we should have a little stinger for a hot take.
	Did you see that picture I sent you of Sean King with normal hair?
	This is Sean King after shaving his mustache, taking off those stupid reading glasses that he always wears, and letting his hair grow out.
	Yeah.
	Go full screen on me.
	There we go.
	That looks exactly like my old buddy Sharky.
	Don't send him to jail without a razor or the jig is up.
	Literally.
	Okay, show that cool backdrop that the guy, the Texas guy, sent and go to camera too for that one.
	This is for which bumper here.
	The LGBT, the Jose, Texas guy.
	Gotcha, okay.
	Got it.
	It's really good.
	This is exactly what I pictured in my mind's eye when I suggested this.
	Wait, that's not a normal rainbow flag.
	Is that offensive somehow?
	Wait, what the?
	Oh, you're right.
	Like, Macy Gray desecrated the American flag, right?
	This is the Macy Gray.
	With the brown stars.
	So aren't you desecrating the rainbow flag?
	Will you marry me and stay married to me for almost two years before we get in a big fight?
	Oh, boy.
	Oh, there's a lock.
	I have this friend of mine.
	She does plus size fashion.
	And she's never speaking to me again because of Trump.
	And I'm like, I saw she used a lock as a model for one of her outfits.
	And they go, hey, your boy Alok was just sexualizing children.
	He went viral for that.
	But at least he hates Trump.
	Nice side to pick.
	And you remember what he said?
	He said, people keep talking about trans being in the bathroom with kids.
	And he said, these little girls are not princesses.
	You know?
	They have their own problems.
	John, you can't play golf when I'm on the air.
	Speaking of sexualizing young girls, some dude was at a spa waving his schlong around.
	See, this is why this whole alliance with BLM and LGBT doesn't work because black women are very Christian and they don't stand for this kind of shit.
	They're homophobic, too.
	Go to 2-1.
	Yeah, turn this up.
	It's okay.
	So it's okay.
	I just want to be clear with you.
	It's okay.
	It's okay for a man to go into the women's section, show his penis around other women, young little girls under age.
	You're spa.
	We spa.
	Condone that.
	Is that what you're saying?
	Like I asked.
	So he could stay there.
	He could stay there?
	But sexual orientation.
	I see a difference.
	What a situation to be in as a business owner.
	So you're either transphobic and you're shut down, or you have dicks around kids and you're shut down.
	Lose, lose.
	Why don't you just not have dicks around kids?
	If it's lose, lose anyway.
	Say, sorry, I don't care what you identify as.
	I don't want dicks around kids in my spa.
	Was that so wrong?
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.
	You're just called the we spa.
	It lets me know he's a man.
	He's a man.
	He is a man.
	He is not a female.
	I think it's a crime to misgender in Britain and in Canada.
	He is not a female.
	He is not a female to me.
	Okay, throws down there other women who are highly offended for what they just saw.
	And you did nothing.
	Absolutely nothing.
	In fact, you sided with him.
	So we spa is an agreement with men that just say they are a woman and they can go down there with their penis and get into the women's section.
	Is that what you're saying?
	What, what, really?
	What law?
	What law?
	So women can go into the men's with their breasts.
	Okay.
	And then this should happen to me.
	We're not going to come back.
	Yeah, you shouldn't.
	Yeah, I wouldn't come back either.
	Yeah, get your money back.
	You got a man with his penis pumped back.
	He's a woman.
	He ain't no one.
	What's with all these dudes going to a spa?
	That sounds like something you would do.
	Maybe.
	Well, I am.
	So wait a minute.
	Stop.
	Stop.
	So that hipster dude with the tattoos, I said stop.
	He's going to what?
	Wait, that's the guy?
	Steam?
	That's the pee-pee man?
	No, Ryan.
	That's not the transsexual, obviously.
	But that guy's going what?
	Like to go get a full body massage and then like a steam bath and then have his skin regimen done?
	I don't even know what happens at spas because I'm male.
	Okay, go back to him.
	He's educating her.
	This also, I love this.
	It's an awkward place for liberals to be because now they have to mansplain to a woman of color.
	It's lose, lose, lose, lose.
	You got a man with his penis talk about he's a woman.
	He ain't no woman.
	Uh-uh.
	Give her her money back.
	There's no such thing as transgender.
	He has a dick.
	Okay?
	He has a penis.
	He has penis is hanging out.
	Okay, no, I'm not one.
	Actually, I'm a woman who knows how to stand up and speak up for my rights.
	As a woman, I have a right to feel comfortable without a man exposing himself.
	Okay?
	You go somewhere else.
	Okay, so that's right.
	No, he's not a transgender.
	He has a penis, just like you do.
	Are you, are you, are you, are you?
	Do I understand?
	No.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	It's not okay.
	It's not okay.
	It's not okay to go to a spa as a man.
	See that.
	I'm a woman.
	I think this is a place right here, I'm told, only for women.
	So how dare you sit up here and tell me I don't have a right as a woman.
	I'm telling you, he has a penis.
	He's well trained, isn't he?
	I know what to do here.
	Why are kids being sent to drag queens to give them a tip here?
	What is this?
	Let's see.
	2-2.
	I don't understand.
	And why does he get to the front of the line?
	Like, why is this encouraged?
	This is New York Nico in South Beach.
	He thinks this is awesome.
	It's an embarrassment in New York.
	Go, go.
	Go, go, do it.
	Yeah, get past.
	Look at that.
	Stop.
	Hug it.
	What the fuck?
	He thinks he's like a clown or something.
	You did a good job.
	Good boy.
	How disgusting is that?
	These mothers.
	That poor bastard is going home.
	I did good today.
	My mom's happy.
	All the moms are happy with me.
	I did a good thing.
	Yay, good boy.
	You're a good boy.
	Hug it.
	Good boy.
	This made somebody cry.
	Yeah, he's got his fist up.
	Yeah.
	No, you're not a good boy.
	You're a fat boy who just gave a tip to a mentally ill gay man.
	You just gave money to a mentally ill pervert.
	Speaking of mentally ill perverts, this guy identifies as Korean, and he's had his nose and his eyes done to make sure that you recognize that he's a new man.
	He's not British anymore.
	I'm not British anymore, Dad.
	What's that guy, Kowlen?
	Kalen?
	Well, anyone online as British because I identify as Korean.
	That's just my culture.
	That's my home country.
	That's exactly how I look now.
	Well, one of your eyes.
	I also identify as Jimin.
	That's my Korean name.
	But not only that, I just, I know it's a little bit confusing for some people.
	Nobody's ever come out as Jimin or Korean.
	But this is something that you guys know, if you've followed my journey for the last eight years, I've really struggled with identity issues, with who I am.
	Wait a minute.
	Do Koreans have nostrils that are sharp triangles?
	I don't think so.
	I have not noticed that.
	And the odds of you getting perfect symmetry when you mutilate your eyes are pretty low.
	Like even God screws up with the symmetrical eyes.
	For some reason, I have this eyebrow that's constantly cocked.
	So this is the man who created the universe can't quite get eyes totally symmetrical.
	I have to like get Botox or something to get this one down.
	Now a surgeon trying to make epicanthic folds appear and go away is going to screw up.
	Let's see your eyes, Ryan.
	Okay.
	Under that nest of pubes, I haven't really seen many.
	What are you doing now?
	I was going to zoom in on your eyes.
	Okay, get your hair out of your way.
	Yeah, totally asymmetrical.
	Two different eyes.
	Look at the camera.
	Totally different eyes.
	Two different people.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	Shit.
	That's a sign of ugliness.
	Did you know that?
	Asymmetry?
	Yeah, symmetry is what defines beauty.
	I've heard it.
	For the most part.
	And even in flies, they noticed that symmetrical flies get more pussy.
	That's a great band name.
	Symmetrical flies get more pussy.
	You're writing it down?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Symmetrical.
	I've been writing down band names.
	Speaking of freaks who identify as Korean, this guy is such a weirdo.
	You should still have LGBT behind me.
	Okay.
	That I'm inclined to think that China is purposely showcasing these guys on TikTok to sabotage Western culture and promote freakdom.
	Were we not done with him?
	Is he still talking?
	Oh, yeah.
	Finish him.
	Not only that, I know it's a little bit confusing for some people.
	Nobody's ever come out as Jim In or Korean, but this is something that you guys know if you've followed my journey for the last eight years.
	I've really struggled with identity issues, with who I am, you know, or anyone online as British, because I identify as Korean.
	That's just my culture.
	That's my home country.
	You can't identify as Korean.
	Sorry.
	Korean means from Korea at some point.
	I guess if you're white and you were born there, you could say you're Korean, right?
	Right.
	It's your nationality, right?
	Hi, I'm Korean.
	Well, I never thought of that before.
	Boy, I'm not a very deep person.
	That's like me saying I'm American.
	Yeah, well, like if I was born in, like, Jared Taylor, his mother tongue is Japanese.
	But he's lived in America so much, but he's Japanese.
	He was born there.
	It's the first language he spoke.
	He speaks it better than English.
	He has no accent.
	Aaron Berger's Korean now.
	So if you're white, like Charlie's throne is African, right?
	Right.
	That'd be kind of cool.
	Hi, what's your name?
	Are you white?
	Yes.
	Well, where are you from?
	I'm Japanese.
	Are you a Japanese American?
	No.
	I'm just visiting.
	I live in County Shuz Holokoto.
	Okay, that got Japanese, but it started very Chinese.
	Yeah, look at 2-4.
	Fucking 2-4.
	Wait a minute, wait a minute.
	Yeah, yeah, show 2-4 first.
	Sure.
	All right.
	Let's turn that up.
	Yes, geez.
	Oh, my lord.
	Listen, guys.
	This will drop to get me in trouble on TikTok, but I'm in public and I am really fucking stoned.
	Listen, guys.
	Is that a video drop?
	Yeah.
	They're not sure the context we would use.
	There's a new Dharman video that has nothing but video drops, but this is better than those.
	But I sent you a picture of the cover of a magazine for midwives.
	And why are you going back to the bookshelf?
	Yeah, look at this.
	The practicing midwife.
	And she has those horrific scars where her tits were, but she's taken enough hormones to grow a beard.
	That's got to be bad for your pregnancy.
	Does your girlfriend take hormones?
	No.
	Does anybody's?
	Well, if she does, she could grow a beard and be on the cover of The Practicing Midwife.
	I could try it.
	With her armpit hair.
	Wait, what do I do?
	Wait, why is the baby black?
	Why isn't it?
	He's mildly Latino.
	Right.
	He's a mocha-colored Spaniard with straight hair.
	She appears to be some sort of Asian or Jew.
	And they have a black baby that's yellow?
	Why does it have an Afro?
	Nobody knows.
	They're just being so politically correct that she gave birth to someone else's baby.
	All right, that's going to bring us to racism where we've just got too much stuff.
	We've got racism here.
	I'm a little uncomfortable with my son at my desk because he's looking at YouTube videos, but who knows what kind of horrific auto-fills I have of the Make It Happen Boys.
	Is that what they were called?
	Yeah, I think so.
	Make it happen, boys.
	Here we go.
	Talk about racism that was racist, guys.
	What a mess.
	Hate.
	So the big story, of course, going around is Gwen Berry, 2.6.
	Oh, wait, before we get to that, though, did you know that I am the face of white supremacy?
	No.
	This is 2.5.
	Here's an article wherein they're discussing the horrific threat that white supremacist, public safety minister acknowledges, so it's there.
	He just managed to acknowledge it.
	Threat of white supremacist infiltration to Canada's police forces.
	It's a thing.
	And a good example of that, of course, is me in Berkeley after having read Ann Coulter's speech, because she was banned, and saying the Swahili word for freedom, which is Uhuru.
	I believe I'm doing the U there.
	I am not mentioned once in this article, nor are the Proud Boys.
	But the editors decided this would be the best picture of Ottawa police being infiltrated by Nazis.
	What the fuck?
	Scroll down a bit.
	You're just a sneaker.
	No photo caption.
	No mention of my name once.
	Anyway, My brother's like, Can you sue for that?
	And I'm like, no lawyer would go near it.
	Right.
	Nice move.
	Okay, so this is the big hot story.
	This imbecile named Gwen Berry for the hammer toss.
	I didn't even know that was still a thing, I guess.
	She throws a hammer like Thor.
	And her eyelashes are, I'd say, two inches long.
	She signs up to represent America for the Olympics.
	And then when they play the national anthem at this sporting event leading up to the Olympics, she's really pissed off.
	Gwen Berry turns back to U.S. flag during national anthem at Olympic trials.
	Now, look at this next picture of her.
	2-7.
	This is before she grew her hair out.
	Wow.
	I'm going to just phrase this as honestly as I can.
	If a clown were to wear eyelashes, what would the eyelashes look like?
	They'd probably be red, orange, and green, but they would be this size.
	You look like a drag queen.
	You look like a costume.
	What is going on?
	Now, here's a million dollar question.
	This is now going to represent her for the rest of her life.
	When you Google her in 20 years, her daughter Googles her.
	She'll be known as the bitch who turned her back to the national anthem.
	You don't have to represent America, by the way.
	You don't have to do the trials for the U.S. Olympics.
	What do you think it is?
	It's a global competition.
	You can't hate America and represent America in a global competition.
	Go do a different competition.
	But here's my question to you, viewer.
	Is this good or bad for her?
	I mean, it's obviously bad to me.
	She won't be working at censored.tv anytime soon.
	But is this going to lead to more opportunity or less opportunity?
	That's what I really don't get.
	And we're so divided that I'm sure 50% of the country tells you that she's a hero and this is great.
	And the other 50% goes, fuck her.
	So I don't know.
	But if you go to 2.8, there's some pretty good comments.
	Why are we talking about a third-place finisher that's also known as a loser?
	This is who's in first place, USA.
	I blame the U.S. Olympic team recruiter for this.
	How is someone who hates the U.S. representing the U.S.?
	How is that missed in the recruiting interview?
	Yeah, good point.
	Deporter is a good one.
	She hates the country that has given her the opportunity to stand on the world stage and showcase her abilities.
	It must be hard being so pressed.
	Fixed it.
	So America gets...
	Oh, that's what it is that they throw?
	That looks really hard.
	Is that shot put?
	Hammer throw.
	Hammer throw.
	Yeah, I guess it's a shot put.
	No, a shot put, you go like this.
	Right.
	I'm not big on women's sports.
	The shot put requires effort and skill.
	You need a big field for that.
	Like, what if you release it at the wrong time?
	That would be tragic.
	You got to be in, like, a baseball diamond type of thing.
	There can't be another country in the world where so many wildly successful people are constantly whining that they're being held back.
	Well, it's probably because they can't really imagine what it's really like to live in a controlled environment, allocommism.
	Yeah.
	But I was thinking, like, I understand, I'm not against political activism, obviously, but what a great opportunity to protest China.
	In your face, China.
	Like, rip up a China flag when you're up there.
	Talk about how great America is.
	If you hate oppression and you're pro-human rights, then you should be crapping on China.
	Like, remember that dude, this is 2.9, who refused to stand next to Sun Yang, I think his name's Sun Yang.
	Yeah.
	He refused to get on the podium with Sun Yang.
	Now, he was protesting performance-enhancing drugs.
	But isn't that protesting China?
	Because you know China and Russia and North Korea, all communist countries, strongly encourage cheating at the Olympics.
	Because they've never played fair ever.
	That's totally foreign to them.
	I remember China was so mad at this that they called Australia Inmate Island.
	I remember him being punished for this, too.
	Yeah, that's a good video.
	Play that video.
	He says, you are a loser.
	I'm a winner.
	You're a loser.
	Get out of my way.
	You did win.
	Well, those performance-enhancing drugs are making him real match.
	So there he is yelling at the Australian.
	So that's protesting China as far as I'm concerned.
	Oh, dear, it's all getting a little bit unpleasant.
	A very, very angry reaction from Sun Yang.
	He's now getting booed massively.
	Listen to this.
	You're a loser.
	I'm a winner.
	All right.
	That's like an LEG character or something.
	Yeah.
	You are a loser.
	I am a winner.
	He's protesting China.
	Remember, his name is Mark.
	What's his name again?
	Mark Howlett or something like that?
	They had a pool named after him in Australia, a viewer told us about, where they changed the name of it.
	Yeah, Mac Horton.
	They changed the name of the pool as an apology to China.
	I mean, there was a lot of hatred both ways.
	Sun Yang got a lot, too.
	But a lot of Australians were very sorry for offending dear Lord China.
	That's the worst thing you can do in sports, as we've learned from LeBron James.
	Speaking of women in sports, there was a guy named Craig who was pretty unsuccessful at track and field until he said, my name's Chick.
	And now he's kicking ass and taking names.
	200th, 390th national champion.
	Wow.
	You know what bothers me about this photo?
	What's going on with their shoes?
	I mean, I get that your feet hurt, but you're in a photograph.
	Like, he's wearing socks.
	She's barefoot.
	They all seem to be wearing like their socks or barefoot.
	It's not really appropriate for a photo on a national stage.
	But look at Craig.
	Go up a bit.
	The fastest woman in America is a dude.
	They seem all like happy and not even bitter.
	This reminded me of the reverse.
	It was an old 60 Minutes that was years ago, 32.
	This top female athlete swimmer gets a scholarship anywhere she wants.
	She's the top in the country.
	And she chooses Harvard, but then she becomes a dude.
	So they put her on the men's team.
	And guess what?
	Uh-oh.
	It sucks.
	So Harvard has a case to sue her.
	They gave her a scholarship because she would kick ass and that would help their name because they'd have the best women's swim team.
	They now have a shitty men's swim team.
	So they actually were hindered by her admission.
	Is this a commercial?
	This is like total loser.
	What a dick that guy is.
	Uh-oh, we're getting long in the teeth here.
	Schuyler promptly removed his breasts, and they said, no, that's not what we meant.
	But when Harvard swimmers hit the pool deck this past fall, Schuyler had switched teams.
	You get the idea.
	Let's jump ahead.
	I was going to do some critical race theory.
	I can save that till tomorrow.
	But speaking of critical race theory, look at this Boomerangry Woman Liberal, B-A-W-L, C-U-N-T, shit chest, brainwashing kids, 4-3.
	I mean, this classroom is the classroom of a radical.
	4-3.
	If this was any other view...
	Like, say this was her views...
	Stop, stop.
	Say this was her views on economics.
	She would be a radical anarchist who doesn't want any borders, any police, or any military.
	And all infrastructure is privatized.
	Which is a belief.
	But should a teacher be that?
	Like, this is the same level as raw foodist or polygamist or the 1% of radicals politics.
	Look at this ugly dumb bitch.
	Back in my classroom for the first time in a year, y'all.
	Look at my room.
	It's so lovely.
	I love that.
	Yellow beaver teachers.
	They've taken good care of it.
	Hold on.
	God, they've taken such great care of my room.
	Somebody else was in here while I was virtual.
	This is a wall of like, tell a story from these pictures.
	Yeah, tell one story.
	American.
	Students with their I am more than.
	I love these signs.
	Students against the camps.
	It's activism.
	Look at this, you guys.
	I can't wait to be back with them in person soon.
	Back in my class.
	This is where our attention should be, K through 12.
	This is really the root of the problem, these women.
	Look at her talk about how she tells her kids that Black Lives Matter and no one is illegal, 4-3 and 4-4.
	She, by the way, honey, they don't see you as an ally.
	They see you as a mark, a sucker.
	That's how your students see you.
	A little bit about the population of my school.
	51% of my students are Latinx, and many of them are undocumented, and many more have parents who are undocumented.
	Latin acts, by the way.
	So when they come into my classroom and see signs that say no human is illegal, they don't need to know who I voted for.
	I don't need to tell them.
	When my black students come into my classroom and see my Black Lives Matter posters, I don't need to tell them.
	When my LGBTQ plus students come in and see my pride flag, I don't need to tell them.
	Because they know that I have used my critical thinking skills and have decided to vote for whoever is on the side of fighting for human rights.
	Oh, so whoever's anti-Chinese?
	Because they know that I am using the privilege I was born with to fight for them.
	The hero.
	That I am an ally for them.
	So yeah, that's not political.
	That's human rights.
	Let me tell you.
	Damn, she's raising rescue kids.
	That's what it seems like.
	Check out this other boomer-angry woman liberal 4-5.
	This is real.
	We've looked into this.
	It's gone pretty viral, so you may have heard it already.
	So this morning, the baby woke up and had some sort of violence in her heart.
	I don't know what it was, but she has been losing her mind all day.
	And it's interesting because I'm watching her lose her mind, and then I'm watching the preteen respond to that by trying to make her happy.
	And I have had to like actively tell him, stop trying to make her feel better, stop responding to her tears.
	It's so interesting to see the conditioning of people responding to white girl tears happening so early.
	She's five and she's got an 11-year-old coming after her trying to make her feel better when she cries.
	We have to unlearn this whole business that white women crying is going to get them what they want in life because that ain't it.
	These kind of stories are going to start making you madder and madder.
	Ryan.
	Me?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	It's a little scary.
	Now it kind of matters like a lot of the stuff that didn't quite before.
	Because I was just like, well, fuck it.
	I mean, let the world kind of go to shit.
	I noticed when I had kids, I'd be reading the paper and I'd be like, parents, starve baby to death because they're vegan.
	And you're just like, aha, like you can't even read it.
	It's mortifying.
	Yeah, I'm not there yet.
	I mean, I'm still fine with baby's dying.
	No, not fine with that.
	Are you going to get an abortion?
	I'm not.
	Oh, but your girlfriend is?
	No, she's not either.
	So you're keeping the baby?
	Yes.
	Because that would be kind of weird if we had a whole gender.
	Your abortion is a little bit.
	The printer's nice and sharp.
	There we are.
	Look at me now.
	The video's loaded by the money.
	I just made 25,000 people annoyed.
	Yeah, that looks blurry to me.
	All right.
	I think we should try to get into the mailbag.
	Did you have the reveal footage yet?
	I do.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	Give it up.
	Give it up.
	Baby, give it.
	Alright, so this.
	Now, do you remember when this baby was conceived?
	Yeah, roughly.
	Oh, you made a whole thing.
	Yep.
	This is just B-roll.
	And perfect.
	You chose the shittiest song imaginable.
	It's dire straits.
	I know.
	We had a little party.
	I was excited for the sandwich.
	Now, I went to a friend's party.
	They got those big old Subway sandwiches, the heroes.
	Got one of those.
	So while you were finding out what gender your child was, you were focused on a sandwich.
	Well, you have to...
	Here's the thing, is that I'm excited, but, you know, our day is when we found out together.
	Now, this is for everybody else to enjoy themselves and for it to be excited.
	But I didn't know what it was.
	So we found out together what it was.
	And we.
	No, she already knew.
	Yeah, she knew.
	So who's together?
	Me and my family and my friends.
	So it's like I held out.
	I find this offensive.
	What do you mean?
	This is anti-gender.
	Yes, it is.
	Because she hasn't chosen her.
	Whoa, that's a cool shot.
	Yeah, we're going to have the gender reveal in 14 years.
	Which camera is that?
	In 14 years, we're going to have the gender reveal.
	Wait, go back.
	That was a cool camera.
	That's Brian Hodges.
	I don't know if he wants me to say his full name.
	Oh, well.
	Fuck.
	That's a cool camera.
	Yeah, it's cool.
	It's brand new.
	We got to buy one of those, dude.
	I love that depth of feel.
	I know.
	It's gorgeous So there's the b-roll there, but you know the actual reveal?
	Wow.
	I'm gonna go check it out.
	Okay, we're ready.
	That was obnoxious and I would have hated myself if I was somebody else watching that.
	All right.
	Are you blurring her face?
	Yeah.
	Unfortunately, I have to blur her face because she's in a financial district job or something important that could get her fired.
	Technically, you don't know.
	No, I don't know.
	So what do you think?
	Well, let me take a photo real quick.
	Why are you wearing a, it's a boy pin.
	There's team boy and team girl.
	Oh, so you're on team boy.
	Why do your daughter sees this?
	Because my father didn't want me.
	No, it's because I thought from the signs, I thought she was carrying a certain way or whatever.
	So I just, you know, it's a fun way.
	Yeah, yeah.
	You carry low or high.
	Because Gavin said it's a girl and I'm always right.
	Yeah, but I thought this was the exception.
	This had to be the exception.
	I was thinking it says boy.
	I'll keep it boy, but you don't need me.
	You have chauvinists.
	Yes, I am.
	You're my mom?
	Is that your mom?
	Such a male chauvinist.
	Why didn't you have a Puerto Rican accent?
	I don't know.
	Look at that kind of disappointment.
	No, no, no.
	Look at this pipe paint.
	No, no, no, no.
	I love the fact that it's a girl.
	But I told everybody it's going to melt my heart.
	It's going to make me like a more soft person.
	I like that.
	Dude, you're already used cloud toilet paper.
	I have an iron heart, you know, and now it'll soften that up.
	Your heart is like someone...
	It's Jared Holt.
	It's like someone poured three drops of milk into a glass of wine.
	Well, now it's going to be literally just the water.
	So I hope you're happy, world.
	Hey, you know, my cousin told me, he said, don't...
	He said, my friend, I went to his gender reveal, and he wanted a boy so bad.
	And when they said girl, he was like, oh.
	He literally did that, and he filmed them.
	And they were like, don't do that.
	And I was like, I'm not going to do that.
	Like, I don't feel that way.
	I should tell you something.
	They're not really anything until they're like 14.
	It's not like they're all princesses and they don't know what a ball is.
	And they cry every time you pull out a baseball bat or something.
	And they only want a unicorn.
	They're just kids.
	They're kids until they're teenagers.
	And then the boys go to sports and the girls.
	I actually see my daughter more than my son because he's always baseballing or with his friends.
	My daughter will come by and I'll send her music and stuff and we'll watch movies.
	So the only thing is when they get to be 15, the girls get really emotional.
	That's when the genders are obvious.
	They're crying all the time.
	They're upset.
	And then the boys get really like, fuck you.
	Right, I'll walk the dog.
	Oh, wow.
	But all you have to do with that is assert that if we can go at any time.
	Yeah.
	You want to jump, frog?
	Jump.
	You want to use screens or no?
	My dad's 76.
	I don't think I could take him.
	And you'll never be able to take me.
	No, yeah, yeah.
	All right, let's go to the mailbag.
	Mail.
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
	Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
	Let me touch it.
	What the hell is that?
	I just thought it'd be a little fun.
	What are you doing?
	It's a little...
	What was the point of that?
	I like the wide shot.
	And I don't know when to use it, so I thought that was fun.
	Don't ever use that again.
	How about in the live show?
	When we do transitions.
	Sure.
	Yes.
	Like, you have tons of shit to do.
	Why do you give yourself homework assignments?
	I'm kind of worried we didn't give this enough gravitas.
	Ryan's getting married.
	Right.
	Seven rings.
	You're going to have to do it at the courthouse or something, right?
	Yeah.
	But then we're going to have, like, a nice one, like, when everything frees up.
	Everything's booked up because people that plan on getting married.
	Yes, I've heard a lot of people say they have to wait a year to get married.
	So you're going to get married at the courthouse, and then you're going to have a beautiful little baby girl.
	We'll bring her in.
	We'll show her to you folks.
	That is actually not going to freeze her toes off.
	That was a joke, so you'll be happy to hear.
	That's very exciting.
	You're finally becoming a man.
	I'm pumped.
	Very excited.
	yeah, I heard a lot of good things that it'll do good things for me, and I know I'm a piece of trash now, but maybe I will be a good thing person.
	Is Scott paying you for that product placement?
	What do you mean, Scott's all-natural four-ply tissue that doesn't hurt but gets all the junk off your bunk?
	No.
	Now, I want to try another thing with letters now.
	Printing them out is gay and boring.
	I blue-flagged a bunch.
	So just click on the first blue flag and see if you can show it without showing the name in an expeditious manner.
	Okay.
	I mean, you could cut and paste them into a document.
	I could do that.
	That would be an intelligent thing.
	These aren't like links.
	These are mostly reading and what have you.
	Okay.
	Flagged blue.
	Here we go.
	Sean King.
	Okay, you got the Sean King one?
	We did the Sean King already.
	Amazon truck parked.
	Okay, this one is a link.
	Oh, yeah, someone sent in this video of an Amazon truck not locking up in the hood.
	I wonder what happens.
	I feel sorry for the woman who comes out and says, please stop doing this.
	Is there any audio?
	Just that beeping.
	So then a car stops.
	This is what I don't get about stealing.
	Look at her with the blue shirt.
	Stop.
	Go away.
	Stop doing that.
	Guys, don't do this.
	Look at the white woman.
	Can you stop?
	What are you doing?
	This isn't your property.
	Here's what I don't get, though.
	What are the odds you're going to want that thing?
	Very low.
	Like, I've said this on the show a million times.
	My last three Amazon orders was like a thing for organizing shoes, contractor bags, and a light bulb.
	Right.
	Nothing you want.
	Or an accessory to something good.
	Yeah.
	Like, occasionally people will buy a flat screen TV.
	Those are cool.
	If it's better than yours, it might not be better than yours.
	And every poor person has an awesome TV already.
	It's like, what are you doing?
	It's like all they have that's...
	Look at the white woman.
	Just like, what is going?
	You know what's funny?
	This I didn't cover.
	America likes segregation, but they don't like to let people know.
	So what they do is they do financial segregation.
	And you'll see this with taxes in all white areas.
	But another thing they do is financial segregation.
	Like Mini Putt will be 25 bucks.
	And you go, 25 bucks?
	I'm just hitting a little ball around.
	Yeah, it just ensures a certain group doesn't go.
	But now with the stimulus, you're seeing the hood in areas that it's never been.
	That's why we're seeing so many fights on planes these days.
	But there was a great video in Vegas.
	Where did I put that?
	It was called Financial Segregation in the Notes.
	Teacher Brainwashing.
	There we go.
	Financial Segregation.
	Where did I put that now?
	Sorry.
	Yeah, there it is.
	So this is in a super fancy Vegas hotel.
	And turn the volume up.
	That's it, Rocked Allen.
	Like, this hotel's never seen this before.
	This level of rioting.
	Is that all you got for volume?
	It comes in right now.
	This is the most action these security guards have ever had.
	There's like seven fights going on at once.
	What number was that?
	I can tell you in a second.
	Yes, I know what it was.
	42.
	42, okay.
	All right, anyway, sorry, next letter.
	Okay, the next one is just saying that, you know, this is one of the most censored songs ever.
	Money for nothing.
	I know you hate it, but punching at 245 and they say faggot.
	Oh, yeah, yeah.
	By the way, I got a lot of trouble for dissing Mark Knopfler in Dire Straits.
	I want you to know that I'm right and you're wrong.
	And Dire Straits are cornball boomer music that sucks shit.
	It's British blues fans like Eric Clapton, who also blows chunks.
	Dick-licking old blues guys.
	It's embarrassing, really.
	And the fact that you like it means that you suck.
	Stevie Rayvon sucks.
	Ingi Malmstein sucks.
	Ryan's entire record collection should be thrown off a cliff.
	Untrue.
	So they removed that song.
	I mean, that part of the song.
	This song is about blue-collar dudes saying offensive things.
	Mark Knopfler's not calling anyone a faggot.
	This is just like Elvis Costillo, that's what nigga.
	Or the pogues in that Christmas thing.
	Yeah, scumbag, yeah, maggot.
	Yeah, cheap lousy faggot.
	They've removed all that.
	So you can't take on the persona of someone in a song anymore.
	And when they do that, they're almost exclusively criticizing the person when they take him on.
	Alright, next.
	Okay, this one says, listen to this crazy bit.
	These crazy bitches.
	Oh, yeah, this cop pulls a guy over, and they shoot at the cop.
	That's what I'm saying.
	He was burning up.
	I don't know what that means.
	Holy shit.
	Holy shit.
	Good narration, huh?
	We ain't moving.
	I don't care if the light changes or not.
	Fucking Tom Mikey.
	Couldn't you just, as a cop, Say, get out of the car now from your bulletproof car.
	Like, you need to go down the car, sir.
	Put your hands up.
	You turn around and walk away.
	I am so glad I saw behind me.
	He was button up to the fire.
	Danger situation begins.
	I better pull over and film it from my Facebook.
	Are you fucking kidding me?
	Window isn't gonna save us.
	Window's not gonna save us.
	We gotta get the fuck out of here.
	Are you fucking shit?
	Still filming.
	Are you fucking kidding me?
	Oh my god.
	We're stuck.
	We can't fucking go anywhere.
	Fuck no.
	All right, next letter.
	Are you fucking kidding me right now?
	He fucking fired.
	Well, it looks like they're safe.
	I have so many letters, dude.
	There's a lot.
	I could do a three-hour show on just letters.
	Yeah, there's a lot.
	Like, you're going to notice there's a few blue flags, then there's a long list of unread ones, and then I have like a thousand blue flags.
	I might come back tonight and do a censored.tv presents or something.
	What's the next one?
	Put it up on the screen, dude.
	Dear guy, I'm following you since Descartes Media.
	Fight to CRTV.
	He's probably one of the first 100 subscribers and realized how much influence you had on my life.
	Until last Friday afternoon drinking, I woke up covered in my own piss.
	Never in my 41 years have I ever done anything like this.
	I've apparently had too much of the G-Dog.
	I woke up this morning after drinking all day yesterday, and I was fine.
	And I was like, whoo, dodged a bullet.
	You know what I have?
	My wife doesn't know this.
	I have a doggy pad under me.
	Under all the sheets.
	Hey.
	You're cool.
	All right, next letter.
	So he said he's unsubscribing because of that.
	Okay.
	Which is hurtful.
	By the way, we have mail background.
	Why aren't you using it?
	Oh, okay.
	We have new mailbag.
	Alright, gotcha, gotcha.
	Well, that's doable, and let's do it, if you will.
	Okay, let's get good.
	Let's get back.
	You're not good at it, if you will.
	Okay, well, that's...
	We've so far had like three letters.
	Mailbag.
	Here we go.
	Okay.
	Don't worry, folks.
	He'll get better.
	He's a dad now, and if he gets fired, two people starve to death.
	There we go.
	Okay, there's mail.
	Now I like that.
	There's one mail and the other one here.
	Frankly.
	I guess we'll announce the winners on Thursday.
	Is that too early for you guys?
	One guy, his submission was a video of Antifa going foot loose.
	It was to the music foot loose, and it was that guy who lit his feet on fire after kicking them all, and he's dancing around.
	So that was his submission.
	Someone else's video.
	That's not how it works, dude.
	Why don't you send me the video for Satisfaction by The Rolling Stones?
	That's cool.
	Okay, I've probably watched this 100 times.
	His screams are going to be a little bit more.
	No, no, no.
	Show me the fucking letter, please.
	It's just a video.
	We want to see the text.
	You should make a letter format that looks like a piece of paper, and then you cut and paste this.
	Oh, this was this guy getting put in the friend zone.
	Yeah, this is funny.
	You will.
	Because that's what everyone does.
	That's what always happens.
	It's never me.
	I'm never good enough.
	You think that's real?
	Yes.
	I can't fucking tell.
	Yes, that's real.
	I'm never good enough.
	Ah!
	Imagine getting in a yelling argument with a face shield helmet.
	Don't wear a helmet like that and don't have a scooter.
	That's why you're getting friend zoned.
	Because you drive around like a secretary with good posture.
	Scooters are the worst look.
	Mods somehow pulled it off.
	I don't know how.
	But everyone else, no.
	All right, come on, Ryan.
	All right.
	Copying and pasting, frankly.
	Next letter, please.
	That's pathetic.
	That looks like shit.
	You're a retard.
	That's fucking embarrassing, Ryan.
	That's really embarrassing.
	No, you don't have it with spell checks on it.
	Don't cut and paste it into anything that does that.
	Have you noticed this generation of 16, 20 old boys having strange relationships with their mothers, not in a sexual way?
	Mom's in their 50s.
	All the other kids are grown, and the last kid in the nest is a teen.
	And as they go into adulthood, they almost replace the husband in terms of going out to dinner, talking on the phone, etc.
	They do things like get pedicures together, kayak, workout, cook dinner, share each other's food.
	The mother isn't this way with her other kids in all situations I've seen, only the youngest boy that still lives at home.
	It's almost like he's playing the role of the husband in a creepy Bates motel way.
	I've noticed this in several different families.
	And after a friend randomly brought it up the other day, it made me wonder if it's some kind of demasculinization with this generation.
	What happened to manly men?
	Yeah, that's gay and gross.
	I have noticed that because I don't know people that young.
	But that's a disturbing trend.
	Next letter, fast.
	Can't you just frame it in like that?
	You should mention that the only true white supremacists are in prison locked up with the brown supremacists and the black supremacists.
	And if they weren't in that club, they would be traded around the block for tobacco and ramen and come to realize what the term prison wife really means.
	That is a fucking fantastic point, sir.
	I appreciate it.
	Next.
	Okay, your music choices.
	Ryan's hair, notwithstanding, comma, he does have better taste in music than Gavin.
	That's just shockingly false.
	Not sure what Gavin's deal is, but shitting on Knopfler, that's Mark Knopfler of Dire Straits, is not cool.
	I equate it this way, colon.
	I want to be sedated by their moans as man discovering the wheel?
	Sultans of swing is man going to the moon.
	Sultans of swing, are you my mom drunk in 1979, blaring the A-track?
	You're so wrong, you're a douche.
	Fuck off.
	Next.
	I think he's correct.
	And I'm wrong.
	I like this format, though, I will say.
	Okay.
	This is long as fuck.
	Many go.
	Transsexuals who have undergone vaginoplasty often suffer fistula, the rupture of the colon.
	This can be triggered by vigorous sex or simply by a bowel movement.
	Wait a minute.
	Why do they suffer fistula?
	Rupture of the colon.
	Is it because they're getting reamed up the butt?
	Results in fecal matter being discharged via the neovagina.
	Oh no, it does mean that.
	So it is from the neovagina.
	Neovagina.
	It is a serious medical problem that sometimes is discussed in the media in the context of obsteric fistulas, which typically afflict women in extremely poor areas of Africa and Asia, but whose greesome details are very much off-message from the glamorous made-to-order bodies that young men think about when they imagine their transition.
	How many of them would hesitate if they knew they might defecate in extraordinary pain from their neo vaginas during sex?
	Shit.
	Perfectly normal.
	We have to normalize it.
	We have to normalize defecation from neovaginas during intercourse.
	That's normal.
	Let me just write this down.
	We have to normalize defecation of neo vaginas during intercourse.
	Yeah, you do.
	All right, let's do how ironic, if you look up news articles, most won't mention that he mentioned race or that he had dreadlocks.
	Oh yeah, I had this story in my notes.
	This woman was doing a PhD.
	She's a doctoral candidate, and she was talking about racism in the justice system.
	And a crazy black man stabbed her in the back.
	I'm sorry to laugh.
	She's dead.
	But I assume he'll be prosecuted.
	Is that disproving or proving her point?
	Because they got the right guy.
	All right.
	Next letter.
	We know that story.
	We don't have to watch it.
	Okay, what do we got here?
	We got to wrap up this show.
	It's been about an hour and 40 minutes.
	Little critique.
	Boring.
	That had a blue flag?
	Yes.
	Blue flag.
	People are literally fucking dying from this vaccine.
	Just look on Telegram.
	Not trying to shame you, but people need to.
	That's kind of blown out of proportion.
	I mean, yes, that is happening.
	Yeah, I don't know.
	It's a roll of the dice, but it's not common.
	I'm no expert on the vaccine.
	I know I didn't get it.
	Next.
	Last one.
	This one is just a post.
	Oh, yeah, this is famous.
	What's happening?
	What's happening?
	What's happening?
	Wait, why is it just that?
	Oh, okay.
	That's a good drop, I'm guessing.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	You want to see another one?
	I don't know if we cover this in my Pet Biden, but the whispering?
	Yeah.
	They got $1.5 trillion.
	I got them, really?
	I wrote the bill.
	Yeah, that's very condescending.
	Does anyone on the left feel bad about this guy?
	Yeah.
	Remember, there was just that sub.
	It's just the Twitter handle that just posts people regretting voting for Biden.
	Guys, you had a bunch.
	I hated them all, but at least Klobuchar or whatever could speak English.
	You dummies.
	All right, let's get to the final video.
	But it's male?
	Nope.
	The guy who did the backdrop, the Jose guy, did a killer one for this.
	Alright, here we go.
	No, that's...
	I know this is a time being.
	This isn't what?
	This is for the time being.
	Here we go.
	Okay.
	Now this is what I'm talking about.
	Isn't that great?
	That rules.
	Wait a minute.
	Show the wide.
	Do camera two.
	So there's you and your studio.
	That's funny.
	Wait, is that more me on the far right?
	No, no, no.
	I can't give you my love if I can't take your word.
	What band is that on the far, far right?
	Is that...
	Too bad I don't see that with camera one.
	You get cropped.
	Yeah, that's...
	It's a little tree.
	Anyway, that's really cool.
	So this isn't really a video, but I'm gay for men, as you know.
	And at 5-1, we see...
	I'd never seen this before, the biggest excavator in history.
	Look at this effing beast.
	This is obviously 5-1, yeah.
	The heaviest excavator in the world.
	So I guess they're using coal mines.
	The Marion 6360 was built and commissioned in 65.
	If you did not take into account Bagger 288 and 293, it can be considered the largest excavator in the world.
	It remained the heaviest because its curb weight was 15,000 tons.
	But I don't understand how do you get it anywhere?
	You can't put it on a truck.
	It's the biggest thing in the world.
	There's nothing bigger than it.
	And it can't drive there.
	Look at the size of a person.
	The truck can't drive there because it goes like one mile an hour.
	Do they just build it where they need it?
	Yeah, they must just have to take it apart.
	That stinks.
	In the end, the car was dismantled and most likely handed over for scrap.
	What's that got to do with anything, Ryan?
	Well, that's where it is.
	That's where it ended up.
	No, you see, you're so dumb that you read dismantled and you thought, oh, that confirms what I thought, that they took it apart.
	That's true.
	But then you didn't finish the sentence.
	And then when I caught you, you made up an excuse and said, Well, it's just interesting that it was used for scrap.
	Well, that is what happens.
	That's how your brain works.
	You fuck up and then you make an excuse.
	That's very fascinating.
	But let's look at this modern crane, 5-2, as that's gummo, by the way.
	As it just perfectly mimics a giant's arm.
	So it's got this shaft that extends down.
	Then the guy's down there going, what the fuck?
	Where'd you come from, motherfucker?
	Seems like there should be more volume for all that work to get all the way down there.
	Things should be bigger, although it might tip.
	Then it retracts, and exactly like a human arm would, it reaches over there.
	I told you, I said at my gym, this boxer, I said, your students should be here looking at this shit.
	And he goes, we tried that.
	They called it racist.
	They said, oh, black kids can only be construction workers.
	So all the kids went to drugs instead, thank God.
	He's like, no, most can't.
	It's very hard.
	I'd be pooping my panties if I was in there.
	If it was in the claw, imagine taking a little ride in the claw.
	You just hang out on top of some dirt.
	They scoop you up.
	It looks like a fun job.
	Probably fun for a little bit.
	Especially when you get really good at it.
	You know, like you see those guys who can pick up a penny.
	Okay, finally, this I loved when I first saw it.
	And I thought, what an incredible trick.
	But now I'm thinking, wait a minute, if it's that easy to do, it's that fragile.
	And some kid can just come along and write his graffiti name on your wall.
	Do they spray it with something afterwards?
	Well, what are you going to spray it with?
	Some sort of like cementing.
	It would have to be like three inches of epoxy.
	And that's not going to last.
	People have to be commenting on that.
	It's called clever.
	It's fake until you make it.
	Cheating, it's called clever.
	But look how good it looks.
	Stucco tooling, popular.
	When they show the other part, it looks like some master craftsman sat there finding the perfect rocks.
	All right, that's it.
	That's our show for today, folks.
	Pretty exciting times.
	Rye guy's having a baby.
	Yay.
	Let's watch how it changes him.
	Will he develop a work ethic?
	Will he get sharper?
	I was here last night for hours.
	I don't want to hear that work ethic shit.
	I've heard it from people.
	I've heard it from you.
	It's just not true.
	I mean, things will go wrong.
	The AC, we're going to scratch that off the list, frankly, because you couldn't get it done.
	I couldn't get it done.
	What?
	Get what done?
	The AC was a bust, no?
	That day?
	The AC was a bust?
	The AC, the issue of the AC, not being able to change and turn off.
	No, I got it off.
	No problem.
	I'll turn it off right now.
	And I just don't worry about it anymore because the reader...
	They can't hear it.
	The viewers don't mind.
	But no, you're still criticized for not being smart enough to work the AC.
	I'm still criticizing you for having toilet paper in the shot and on your floor for two weeks.
	Scott, it's comforting, but it's also practical.
	But yeah, the TV wall, I'm working on it.
	It's very difficult to manage this TV wall.
	But I've been here.
	I've put in hours upon hours, and I like it.
	Frankly, I like coming here in the middle of the night when I can't sleep.
	I've been in the middle of the day.
	Maybe your girlfriend's just annoying.
	No, she's not.
	Sometimes she comes here with me.
	Yep.
	Because I love her.
	All right.
	Well, anyway, we'll see how this pans out.
	It's very exciting.
	I'm very happy for you.
	Thank you.
	Can't wait to see the little Bambino.
	Bambino.
	It's going to be fantastic.
	What a miracle.
	This is why we're here, folks.
	Party years are great.
	Don't get me wrong.
	You got drunk for the first time when you were 14.
	At 24, you've been partying for a decade, a decade of decadence.
	I think you got it.
	Time to settle down.
	Trust me.
	You don't get married and go, fuck, was it a good murder?
	It could be a partying tonight.
	You already partied.
	You got it.
	It's the same every single time.
	It's not like one night you go out and an albino gorilla breaks into the bar and starts backflipping all over everyone's faces.
	It doesn't happen.
	It's the same thing every time.
	You get it.
	Promiscuous sex.
	I got it.
	I got it.
	It's done.
	New chapter.
	The death of cool.
	Cool dies.
	Time to move on and be uncool.
	And then you can start doing real stuff like getting in trouble for being honest and standing up for your rights, standing up for kids, standing up for the victims of these brainwashing assholes who are trying to destroy our children's lives.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.
	And never stop fighting.

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