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June 29, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S04E04 - VANITY UNFAIR
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I mean, it's kind of a standard when it comes to fashion and dancing.
That has to be in synchronicity.
But, like, get your umbrellas.
It's raising men.
You just stole it's raining men from the weather girls.
And it's just so much of gay culture is just fucking garbage.
You're gay.
That's an accomplishment.
The end.
That's your identity.
That's who you are.
You did it.
Now have a parade.
The parade is just, we have sex differently than the majority of heterosexuals.
I mean, heterosexuals still have butt sex.
And heterosexuals eat pussy.
So lesbians, I guess, are saying, yeah, but that's all we do is eat pussy and maybe use some sex toys.
Oh, no, you use sex toys.
Well, we do a portion of your heterosexual sex exclusively.
Okay.
And like, that's the same as being a vegetarian.
I'm a vegetarian.
I know you eat vegetables and stuff, but you also eat meat?
I don't eat meat.
Okay.
Thanks for the update.
Good to know.
Speaking of gays, we got a Miss America could be a chick.
I don't like it when they're hot.
It makes me feel weird.
Especially when...
I sent you this separately, not in the notes.
Especially when they do my thing.
My thing.
My Achilles heel, my kryptonite is socks with heels.
Stick them on Kamala Harris, any of the goon squad, AOC.
No, that's not it.
You absolute retard.
I'm talking about trans people.
You're showing a heterosexual couple getting married.
So this is a separate email.
Yep.
That I do not have.
I didn't send it to you?
I got Rainin' Fellas.
I got weird audio.
I got Lupin with all the backgrounds, frankly.
Oh, now I got to find it again?
That's not going to be easy.
Well, look this up.
The trans...
There's a new Miss...
I think she's Miss Nevada.
And she's going for whatever, Miss America, right?
And in the picture I just saw that I could have sworn I sent you, she's got socks with heels on.
And I'm sorry, it looks really good.
It looks really hot, this thing.
Fudge.
I can't find it now.
It's not in your inbox?
Maybe it's in my outbox.
Maybe it's stuck in my outbox.
Oh, that wedding email is stuck in my outbox.
We got pictures.
I think that might be the picture.
The one that you just had.
This first one here, right?
Yeah.
Yahoo noob?
So yeah.
You look hot.
Not gonna lie.
You hacked the system.
But when you take hormones for 20 years and spend three hours on your makeup, yeah, you can draw a pretty girl on your face.
I wish I had the picture of her wearing short white socks with heels.
I know a guy who married a woman because of that.
He goes, I was thinking about it.
I was into her.
And then she showed up at the bar wearing short white socks with heels.
And I was like, we're getting married.
Back in the 80s, that was very common was these little, not ankle socks, but that would fold back down and have frills on them like the ZZ Top Girls.
Maybe that's where I developed it because I lost my virginity to one of those.
Isn't that like cheating?
Isn't that like taking steroids for baseball?
Like it's a competition and you got all this fake work done.
I would fuck, if I was single, any woman basically alive if she had that look.
I like the black socks too with the heels.
That's a like surgery.
That's not acceptable.
Plastic surgery.
It's big in Italy.
They'll have black socks that go halfway up their calves and then heels on.
I mean, wow.
What a deal breaker.
Speaking of jams, I was a little too harsh last, sorry, yesterday on Avril Levine, the Avril Levine controversy.
I went back, we had some angry subscribers saying, you didn't give it a chance.
So I went back and I listened to the, it is true that the chorus of the original song does say, hey, hey, you, you, I want to be your boyfriend.
Where did you, I had it time coded.
That's not the time code?
No, it's like 30 seconds in.
You should hear the chorus within 30 seconds.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven people in that thing?
No, I can't do it.
Okay, so that's Lush.
And then Everlovine does take that chorus.
Hey, hey, you, you.
I guess you have to pay like what you would pay for a Sample.
Right.
What a weird job that must be as a judge in those trials.
And then there's the Rubino's original.
I think the Ramones had a song, I want to be your boyfriend, too.
I want to be your boyfriend.
Yeah, you're a minute behind.
Oh, she's got socks with heels too.
Oh, snap.
Want to be your girlfriend.
Alright, that's enough of that.
Go to the Rubinos one.
Someone said there's a letter about the strokes saying that they're really pushing this Maya woman who is anti-cop.
They said, did you ever notice the strokes to be political?
I knew Albert Hammond Jr. quite well.
We were neighbors upstate.
We bought land together, sort of.
David Cross set it up, and then we both invested.
But no, I never saw them all.
They're comedy nerds.
They're rich kids from boarding schools who love comedy.
But it is weird that they get into Maya.
They did have that song, New York City Cops Ain't So Smart.
But they had to kill it from the album because they released the album like four days before 9-11.
So it wasn't a good time to be talking about how stupid cops are.
It's never a good time to be talking about how stupid cops are.
But that Maya chick is just, like all politicians, she's anyone's dog for a bone.
She was cool with cops.
She hung out with cops.
I know cops that said that she was their best friend.
She fought against corrections officers getting sued.
And then it became hot to hate the cops, and now she hates the cops.
So go so she can go fuck herself.
Speaking of no cops, second day in a row.
Wait a minute.
Oh, this is the wrong news.
Is that yesterday's paper?
Yeah.
Hey, Johnny.
Get me the paper.
I need the new paper.
It's always the same with the New York Post.
Is there a new paper on my desk?
There isn't?
I'm not very organized today.
Huh.
I can pull up the cover.
Yeah, pull up the cover.
What's wrong with my brain?
Is it pugilistic dementia?
I haven't been going to the gym.
It's too hot.
They don't have AC there because everyone wants to lose weight.
So it's like if it's 83 degrees outside, it's 90 in there.
It's not that I don't like that.
I can't do that.
Yeah, it's hard to tell.
That's why I got the wrong newspaper on today's show because it's the same thing.
Crosshairs of the world, outrageous city fails to protect tourist Mecca from gun chaos.
I didn't tell you anything about my weekend yesterday, which we usually do.
It was a bit rushed of an episode, hence not investigating the incident with Avra Levine well enough.
But I've got a story.
I can't show you any links for this story because the police are planning a sting operation.
But get this.
My daughter's best pal is very tall.
She's my height, even though she's 15.
And she's in Boston, and she goes to the Goodwill, and there's this black dude there with the camera around his neck.
And he, when he walks into the used clothing store, the owner of the store goes, oh, cool camera, man.
What kind of camera is that?
And he goes, it's like a camera.
Anyway, and he totally poo-poos the guy, right?
But he wants to talk to this young girl.
And he goes, man, you got long legs.
You should model.
I'm a model scout.
Let me DM me.
Thank the Lord.
She has good instincts and a loving father.
You know, dads, 90% of your impact with your kids is from 0 to 12.
That's when you got to pour it on.
After that, they're basically on their own.
Like, my wife's been away for two days now, and I don't think I've seen my son more than bedtime.
He gets his own food, he does his own thing, rides his bike to practice.
Like, he's got himself handled.
It's the little boy, boy that I'm spending the attention on right now.
But I'm always there for the other two.
I'm like a corrections officer with the other two.
If there's a prison riot, I'm there.
But yeah, apparently she had an impactful time with her father because she has spidey senses.
And she went, she went, uh.
And then she comes up with this thing.
By the way, you don't have to come up with anything if you're a 15-year-old girl and some guy's creeping you out.
Just get the fuck out of there.
So she went above and beyond, which I don't totally advise.
We're not looking for vigilantes out there, ladies.
We just want you to be safe.
But she goes, let me just take a picture of your Instagram.
I'll get back to you later.
So she takes a picture of his Instagram.
And then that's that.
But I think what tipped her off is, this guy's playing Mr. Friendly Pants.
He loves to talk to people and he's a scout.
Why did he shit on that guy who was curious about his camera?
He's only friendly in some cases.
So then we go on his Instagram.
She calls her mother.
Her mother goes on her Instagram, I should say.
She's a real sleuth, this mom.
And she gets his name, discovers who he is.
Guess what?
He's a sex offender.
Wow.
Six years ago, he was arrested with five other guys for trafficking like underage girl photographs and stuff and soliciting sex with minors, blah, blah, blah, all this stuff.
Now she fucks up, gets his number, and calls him.
Says, what the fuck are you doing talking about?
I'll kill you.
I'll fuck I kill you.
And he's like, who the fuck's this crazy bitch?
Fuck you, bitch.
Which is like the arrogance of the oppressed in today's day and age.
You know?
They're just like, how dare you question me?
I'm a photographer.
So I think what he was trying to do with that DM me was, it's probably illegal for him to solicit a minor, but if a minor contacts him, he can be like, I don't, she contacted me.
I was just sitting here.
So I think what he did wasn't technically illegal, although it must be illegal to be near a minor if you're a sex offender.
Can't you not talk to kids for the rest of your life?
That's what got Galen Boffman in prison.
Ooh, we got to get him on the show.
Who dad?
That's the guy who went to jail for seven years for sex with a minor, but it was like a 17-year-old, a 14-year-old boy when he was a 17-year-old boy, and they're both gay, so it doesn't matter.
And then he texted with a 16-year-old and he went back to prison.
Yeah.
But the text was because their mutual friend had died.
Although, I don't want to start getting known as the guy who defends pedophiles.
So I think what the cops are going to do is send a hot, young-looking cop around and see if he gets handsy.
They're going to.
Oh, nice.
Sting operation.
So that's why I can't show you his name or any of the stuff.
I have it all, and I will show you after this sting happens.
But what a few, huh?
Ladies.
And I said to my daughter and her friend, ladies, modeling is a thing.
You're both very pretty.
It's conceivable.
But there's a process, and it doesn't involve getting scouted.
That's just a thing you read in the papers.
It's not how it works.
You get a book together with a professional.
Then you go and you take it to a bunch of gays, really, and they insult you.
And they go, your eyes are way too far apart.
Your hair is too curly.
Get out of here, bitch.
You're too fucking fat.
So it's abusive.
But then when you finally go to a shoot, there you are with mom.
You're doing the shoot.
Your mom is sitting there with her purse and her white gloves.
Like I remember Sean Lennon's girlfriend right now, Charlotte Kemp.
She must be 35 now because I remember when she was 15.
25, 35, this is 20 years ago.
Wow, she's getting old.
They better have kids soon.
They're running out of time.
And I remember her as a 15-year-old coming to Terry Richardson's studio.
In fact, that might be Terry Richardson's picture with the brick wall behind her.
But her mother was always there, carefully watching her.
And she probably should have been.
Sorry, Terry.
I said that to my wife, and she goes, oh, so you're not defending him anymore.
I am defending him, but he was a voracious Jewish pervert.
Speaking of perverts, I went to a wedding, hoping to get laid this weekend.
Did not go down.
I've always been faithful to my wife, but as Tommy Robinson said, it's not for want of trying.
No, some guy hired me to officiate his wedding outside of D.C. And I went down there, and I couldn't officiate because I'm not registered in Maryland.
But I went anyway and did a toast.
I did a good toast about how I basically said, it's funny how we all come together, isn't it?
There's arranged marriages.
There's people who bump into each other at a Ravens game.
That was their case.
And I said, if a couple's not meant to be, no therapy, money, anything in the world can force them together.
Conversely, if a couple is meant to be, they can move to other ends of the earth and ignore each other and they will come back like magnets.
And this is what happened with these two.
They had their ups and downs.
They had a family.
She had a family.
He was younger than her.
And they made it.
They had kids.
They got twins, six-year-old twins.
He's had his troubles with drugs.
And now they're back.
And this is a movie I made of them taking the plunge.
Whoa, that was a good jump from the bride.
She's obviously, she grew up at that pool, I guess.
That was her parents' house.
God, her dad was such an awesome, good old boy.
Boomers, the boomers you and I tend to come across are liberals, but when you meet a boomer who is almost a nom, and they're MAGA guys, they're the best backslapping.
How you doing, boy?
What are you, Scottish?
They're not scared of ethnicities.
What is that, McGuinness?
What is that, Irish?
Well, it's Scottish, but we were Irish.
They were ashamed of it.
Yeah, you guys hate each other, right?
Which one's better, Scottish or Irish?
I'm like, depends who you ask.
He's like, ha ha.
Drinking a beer.
He's got those beers organized.
I got all the fancy beers in that cooler.
That's Bud and Miller Light and Coors in that cooler.
And I was just like, can I blow you?
Yes.
You bet, buddy.
Get on down there.
After I blow you.
Smoke that hog.
Actually, I want to blow it.
That's 69, buddy.
Just two good old boys.
Swiss on nothing.
We waited till the kids were in the pool because I knew I was going to...
I was trying not to be rude, but I was pretty rude.
I talked about that story about the kid who shit his pants at the airport.
And remember the dad was yelling at him, and then he went, he cleaned him off, and then back at the gate for our plane, the mom was consoling the boy who was crying.
He was five.
Finish setting up your TV.
Oh, that's no one's seen that but me, right?
No.
And I said, you shit your pants.
It happens.
You shouldn't shit your pants.
Get your shit together.
But you shit your pants.
And a father should discipline you and say, don't do that.
But a mother should also be there and say, shit happens.
So that's why having a mom and dad is so important.
And that's why families are great.
Because of the yin and yang, the balance.
And kids don't want to hear shit pants.
And also, normal people don't joke around that much.
Like when I showed the bride that slow-mo video, I go, I don't want to use up any of my data.
So if I get near Wi-Fi, I'll send it to you.
And she's like, oh, okay, well, yeah, you can get on the Wi-Fi here and send it to me.
I'm just kidding.
I'm not going to.
What's it going to cost me?
Three cents?
He had a great speech, though, the groom.
He said, my role is to keep what we have safe.
Your role is to try to get more of it.
What a great, I love using the word role in a wedding vows.
It says, like, I'm the man.
There's a temptation with vows to be like, I'll be there for you, and I'll love you so much, and don't ever hurt me, and I will just keep smooching you.
But within a vow, to be like, this is how it's going to be.
I'm going to make sure there's a roof over our heads and You can go.
Although, technically, he should be doing both.
Keeping them safe and going out and getting more, and she should be the one at home nurturing.
Whatever.
Sounded good when I was there.
Some dude wrote an article about me.
This guy I know, Adam Golner.
He was an editor advice and a writer, a good writer, really good writer.
And I was excited to have him.
And he'd get weird scoops too, like, Otis Redding was gay.
Remember Otis Redding?
Yeah.
Sitting on the dock of the bay.
Yeah, he found some carpet artist who does like fancy carpets in Europe.
And apparently him and Otis were fucking.
That's a good scoop, Adam.
Good stuff.
So I wanted him to grow with the company, but he just wasn't ambitious.
And I said, like, you could own shares in this bitch at some point.
Like, you were there from day one.
We're growing fast.
But he just, he wouldn't ever take the bait.
He wouldn't ever step up to the plate.
He was meandering.
And since then, what has he done?
He's written a couple books.
Like a book every 10 years kind of guy.
So he wrote an article for Vanity Fair.
This is 1.9.
And it is a piece of shit.
The secret history of Gavin McInnes.
As long as they spell your name right, right?
In the 90s, he played punk rock and helped create Vice magazine.
Five years ago, he founded a very different organization, the Proud Boys, the far-right group that came to personify the vilest tendencies of Trump's America.
And of course, what does that mean?
Violence.
It's violence that's vile.
But these pussies, like the editor who wrote that subhead and Adam himself, they're not out there.
They don't get the violence that's going on.
I don't think they see it.
Like they just go, you promoted violence.
No, I promoted fighting back.
You fucking dummies.
They just see what's on their computer, and their computer is CNN showing them Proud Boys storming the Capitol, which of course seems to be the crux of this entire article, that I was flippant and irresponsible with my violent rhetoric,
and it led to a group that did something unimaginable.
You ready?
It stormed the Capitol.
What's worse than storming the Capitol?
Ryan, what are you doing?
It's the worst thing that's ever happened to America.
And that's the sort of, the crux here, too, is like, it's got all these different angles.
One is that I became an Adderall addict and that gave me this huge ego, just like Hitler, I guess.
I had this delusions of grandeur.
But I was doing a lot of Adderall when I was running an ad agency, dumbass.
Not when I was writing.
And definitely not proud boys, not for the past five years.
Not when I got little kids and I'm old as shit.
I can't handle Adderall.
There we are.
I don't want to get all Lenny Bruce and get into all the mistakes in it, but they're glaring.
And he says, he says that I attended a Nazi rally in Germany.
Yeah, on the punk side.
I was taking pictures.
But no, I attended it.
And then he talked about that in the interview, and I go, are you trying to make this that I've always been enamored by skinheads?
Which he sort of left in, but then also abandoned.
There's all these little sort of traipsing hypotheses that sort of wither on the vine.
Anyway, I don't know how much we want to get into it.
He was my boss.
He's talking about me.
And de facto editor-in-chief.
Looking back now, I deeply regret not pushing back, especially during my year at the helm.
What?
What a faggot.
Or what about this line?
One through line through all his beliefs.
And by the way, he quotes my beliefs and they sound like reading back the way he puts them.
Like, look up gay marriage in that article.
You read it and you're like, he's saying it like he thinks this is benign.
And you read it as a dad and you go, it is blind.
You spelt the word fucking gay wrong, you loser.
That's because I'm straight.
For his part, the McKissa describes his position as basic dad politics.
Ryan, I'm going to fucking murder you.
That's never happened to you?
What?
You drift the mouse off screen and then it just like goes whoop.
It's like your 30th mistake so far.
I'm trying to keep it together.
Oh yeah, look at the horrible things I've written.
The myth of white terrorism, rioting, the unbeatable high.
That title, like you use misleading titles like 10 Things I Hate About the Jews, which works when you look at the whole article because you go, oh, he's saying that Antifa can't beat the high of rioting, but they're ruining the country.
But you just leave the misleading title up.
So now it's like, I love rioting.
The myth of white terrorism, yes.
And what's the matter with blackface?
Yeah.
In that article, I lay out a great argument that only a small percentage of it is meant to be racist.
But they just leave it there, right?
Which is like what you do with a misdirect title.
You get people interested.
So it's just laziness.
Anyway, he sent me a list outlining his views, saying they're the same views as any rational person.
It included his thoughts on subjects such as, racism is not a thing.
Yeah.
America was not built on slavery.
Correct?
I'd love to back that up.
And gay marriage is a scam.
Yep.
His views were openly Islamophobic?
Yes.
Transphobic?
Yes.
Anti-feminist?
Yes.
And discriminated toward a variety of groups.
Sure.
Who's not discriminated towards pedophiles?
What does that mean?
Or here's the weirdest line in the whole thing.
Then I'll drop it.
One through line.
His underlying preoccupation with other people's bodies, identities, and their realities or personal decisions.
Maybe he's gay.
Is that what's going on here?
Yeah, that's why he's not married.
Did you snub him?
He tried to bang you?
Was I what?
Did you snub him?
He was like, let's bang, and you were like, nah.
No, no, no.
He definitely wasn't out.
But to be really sensitive.
Anyway, I have all my emails to him and all the mistakes.
But I feel like Lenny Bruce.
Oh, yeah, he talks about this.
I had, there was a Klan thing at my bachelor party.
It was a three-day Drink fest, and then there was a giant crossbury that the guys set up with clan hoods.
Yes.
The fact that wearing these clan hoods were gentlemen that were black, gay, Jewish is a pretty big detail.
The clan would not have been happy with that.
It was, in fact, a parody of a clan rally.
It was a stupid and offensive, hilarious thing to do.
But in that context, stripped of who was wearing them, it's totally misleading.
Yeah, that was supposed to be a joke, right?
Like, if what you're doing offends the clan, it can't be racist or pro-Klan.
You can't be pro-Klan when the Klan hates what you did.
Anyway, I'm not going to get into it because Lenny Bruce would sit there with his obscenity charges and go through each detail, and it's interesting to me, but I don't want to bore you with it.
It's a shit article that assumes that the Proud Boys are evil, doesn't recognize Antifa violence, totally ignores the fact that, like, the night, I keep drifting back into it as I was saying.
I'm done.
The night of my talk, they say Proud Boys were singling out and attacking left-wing protesters.
What?
There was maybe 200 Antifa lunatics screaming and attacking all the attendees.
Proud Boys were the only ones to stand up.
Gavin Wax of the Spiel was also there, and he caught those three Antifa members, Caleb Perkins, Kai Russo, and Finn Bar Slonum, three of a mob of ten who beat the crap out of a journalist and took all his stuff.
They got zero charges for that.
And here's the other thing that's important about this.
Same as the chick who did the Rolling Stone thing on Proud Boys.
100% of the sources, when they're political, in these articles, are left-wing.
Like, shouldn't you ask Ann Coulter what she thinks of Proud Boys?
When your sources are Jared Holt, the SPLC, and a barred university study, we know where you're coming from.
But what shocks me about these people is they don't know where they're coming from.
They think they write unbiased articles when they only talk to the other side.
And then what really pissed me off, of course, is at the end, he didn't mention censored.tv, which also shows his bias.
He makes it look like I'm just alone at home because he doesn't want to promote censored.tv.
And if you don't want to discuss what I'm doing now, then you're trying to sabotage me.
That's the sneakiest thing so far.
It's to be so thorough about all this other stuff.
He interviewed my dad for like two hours.
Wow.
Because he remembered him?
He was like, oh, I remember you.
No, I guess that's his idea of doing deep.
It is cool to talk to the family and the friends.
Like he's talked to this guy, Eric, that I've been friends with since the early 80s.
That's good reporting.
But if you want to get political, you have to talk to both sides, clearly.
And the reason that these people don't, these lefty journalists, is because the article's done already.
They just have to fill in the quotes.
So he's already written that he noticed my violent rhetoric was toxic many years ago, back in the 90s.
And he didn't do anything about it, which he deeply regrets.
And I don't really realize that my rhetoric has led to the worst thing in the world, the January 6th meandering.
Anyway, I'll finally jump in.
Fucking quiz!
Look at Madonna.
1-4.
What is going on with this person?
She's...
Whoa.
I mean, stop.
What's happening?
62 is not meant to be sexy.
Just from Celebrity Deathmatch?
No one wants it to be sexy.
Celebrity deathmatch.
Click on that.
Let's get a better look at it.
Whoa.
I mean, her tits look kind of good.
They're facing the wrong direction, but those are just fake tits.
And then you made this weird face where you look like that guy.
Oh, what's his name?
He wanted to look like his wife.
Oh, shit.
A New Yorker celebrity.
He's got a really weird name, like Brimstone Trickliar or something.
Oh, fuck it.
Brimstone Trickliar?
No, that's not his name.
I have to know what that is.
I'm seeing so far Chinese Man Sue's wife.
British musician Cabaret Voltaire.
Wow.
Yeah, she looks like the guy from Cabaret Voltaire.
Once you do enough of that shit, you all get the same face.
It's one face that they all share.
And it's these inflated cheeks, this gothic, sad lipstick mouth, and then the cat eyes, just like that cat woman woman.
Okay, let's see.
I mean...
He was in Cabaret Voltaire, I think.
Oh, okay, so we're looking for the singer.
Maybe he wasn't.
Vocalist?
No, I guess I got it wrong.
Alright, let's move on.
Wait, go back?
I saw something suspicious there.
No, to the previous webpage that you were on.
Oh.
Ian Hunter?
No?
Okay, fine.
Drop it.
Free speech should be another subject we make a background for.
Yes.
We have a bumper.
Do we want to bump up, bump it up?
I guess it could be the fake news.
Brett Weinstein is demonetized, cutting his family's income in half.
Oh, that's a cool one.
Free speech.
It ain't free.
You surprise yourself with these.
1-5.
Now, this was the guy, if you recall, who said, they said we should stop.
All people of color, from employees to students, should not go to school one day.
And we'll show them how valuable we are.
So they tried that, and it was like the best day of school yet.
And they went, oops.
Okay, wait, I changed my mind.
Now I want to do the opposite.
All white people have to leave the campus.
And it's a black day.
And Brett Weinstein's sin that he's still paying for was he just said, no, I'm not leaving my Campus because I'm a white male.
Are you crazy?
That's his sin.
That's what he did wrong.
What YouTube just demonetized both Dark Horse channels, wiping out more than half our family income.
Let's punish his children for the rest of his life because he refused to leave a space based on his race.
Because he refused to be a victim of racism.
Jesus.
What a world we're living in.
Right-wing watch is gone.
You know, that's like, should we celebrate them being banned?
So that was Jared Holt's thing, right?
I think so.
Because he was fired from that.
Oh, Jared Holt is quoted in my article.
Oh, yeah?
There's a reliable source.
Keep going back to it.
That's a good place to get some unbiased news.
What an absolute fucking retard you are, Adam.
If you're watching this, you're a loser and a pussy.
Oh, they say resident fellow at the Atlantic Council's Digital Forensic Research Lab in Washington.
I mean, is there beakers a more obvious way to try to make yourself sound important?
I'm in the lab right now.
Let's jump to feminism, although I don't have a lot.
A lot of racism today.
A lot of racism.
A lot of racist shit this year.
A lot of racist shit.
Feminism.
There was some vile, hateful graffiti.
What is this now?
Oh, cool.
There was some vile, hateful, hateful graffiti on a building 1.6.
I think...
Where was this now?
You censor us?
No one's censoring feminists, unfortunately.
Wish you'd censor yourselves.
This is an interesting little icon.
Don't we have good internet here?
Supposedly.
This is a...
That's that woman hitting a.
What do you call them?
My brain forgot the things that weigh you.
Oh, Tucson, Arizona.
This is the only time I've seen graffiti that is perfectly accurate and deserves to be up there.
Everybody knows girls born after 1993 can't cook.
All they know is charge they phone, eat McDonald's, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip, and lie.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, that's classic.
Like, in fact.
Classic.
In fact, I would go even further.
Men can cook now more than ever.
I know of several couples where the man does 100% of the cooking.
And I'll be out with them.
I'll work with these guys.
They're like, ah, shit.
I got to get back.
Sandy must be starving.
I go, dude, we just worked a 10-hour day.
We're allowed to have a beer after work.
That's what beer is.
It's for you earn your booze.
It's a reward after you've worked hard.
He goes, yeah, yeah.
I go, what is she?
A goldfish?
You got to get home and feed your fish?
Oh, we got to remember to get on that shrimp.
Shrimp?
Oh, the mantis shrimp.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Because you're talking about food.
What would that be like if you eat that thing?
By the way, I do cook.
I'm the cookie guy.
Oh, your girlfriend doesn't cook at all?
She does, but I cook.
Does she suck at it?
No.
She certainly don't clean, so we don't have to worry about that.
Yeah, no, that's true.
I like to wash all the dishes because I have a certain way of doing it.
I've seen her wash the dishes.
I don't think it's the most important thing.
You can see that the fag zone looks like an episode of Hoarders.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Okay, we had a letter, by the way.
Someone asked, they said, was the baby an accident?
No.
It wasn't.
And by the way, they were saying it was out of wedlock.
Not true.
If you look in the video, there is actually a ring.
Yeah, but you're not married.
We're engaged.
You're engaged?
That's out of wedlock.
Oh.
Wedlock, wedding.
Wedlock, wedding.
Soon we will be wedded.
Yeah, you're supposed to get married first, though.
Right.
But if in the video, there's the ring.
I mean, the wedding I was at this weekend, they had six-year-old twins.
It's not ideal.
Was it just a house wedding?
No, they had never been married.
Yeah, but it was at a house, right?
Yes.
Okay.
So that's the thing you could do.
She'd already been married.
The dad already spent his money on the wedding.
You shouldn't have to pay for two weddings.
And you shouldn't have to go to two weddings.
Would you do a speech at mine?
Sure, yeah.
I know it's going to be funny.
It'll be, I won't have any insults in it, so it'll be a nine-second speech.
I'll list all the good things about you.
All two of them.
That's pretty good, and I like it.
So when are you doing the courthouse one?
Very soon.
When?
I don't know.
She's on top of all that stuff.
I cook, and she does the wedding thing.
Okay.
Let's dive into...
Well, we have one article that I thought was good.
We won't bother doing a whole intro and backdrop.
Oops.
Oh, that's the feminism thing.
Check out this good news story.
I was supposed to do this as good news and then show you the article about me as bad news, but I jumped ahead because I was so...
It's very emotional, by the way.
When you read an article that goes back to when you were 12, so it's this is your life.
He talks, no, he goes back to zero.
He talks about me being born in London and goes all the way up till now, not censored TV, of course.
And it's spoken to all my best friends, like from when I was a little kid.
It's very harrowing.
And then you know they're going to fuck it up.
So when they fuck up your whole life, it pisses you off.
Makes you fucking mad.
But here's a story that'll make you happy.
By the way, a viewer sent in a letter saying, if you watch the entire clip of that, you see the guy say, right before he says, right before Felonious Talks, the lawyer says, you can put the bald eagle on the endangered list.
Why can't you put the black man on the endangered list?
No.
Got it?
He's like, yeah.
The bird that is the bald eagle.
How do I find that?
I don't know.
But we'll watch it later.
Check out this sweet little treat.
True love, man suffering from Alzheimer's, forgets he's married and marries his wife again.
This made me cry this morning.
So this woman's taking care of her ailing husband, and he is meeting her for the first time, and He's like, I like this chick.
And then there's a wedding scene on a TV show they're watching, and he goes, You know what?
I feel like you and I should be married.
And then instead of her saying, We are numb-nuts, he goes, Should we do it?
Let's get married.
I feel like you're the one.
So they got married.
Are there any more pictures of it?
What's that music I hear?
No, Ryan, don't ruin a genuinely touching moment with a bunch of idiots.
Wait, an interview with Today.
Click on the Today link.
Should have had me.
So he's had it for three years.
Whoa, he's not hot at all.
Only three years.
Wow, Alzheimer's is crazy.
You're right to marry her twice, dude.
She's way out of your league.
Whoa, go back up.
One, two, three, four, five, six kids.
Wow.
I'm impressed, Peter.
You did it.
What's the picture below?
We should have some kids.
And he keeps doing that.
He looks like John Malkovich.
Alzheimer's sucks.
That's kind of weird.
Someone wearing an Alzheimer's sucks shirt and they have it really bad.
And you go, nice shirt.
And he goes, what shirt?
Peter, it's Gavin.
Your shirt.
What shirt?
Look down.
Alzheimer's sucks.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I hate Alzheimer's.
Who are you?
I'm you.
No way.
Wait a minute.
What's the date today?
29th?
29th.
When are we getting Kyle Dunagan's new Joe Biden talk show?
I mean, sorry, sitcom.
Hey, man.
July 1st.
When is July 1st?
You are a victim.
I was born.
In two days.
And so that's Thursday for the live show.
We'll be watching Kyle Dunagan's new thing.
It's literally like a full show?
Yeah.
Wow.
Yo.
It's good to like normie stuff.
Like, that's a normie thing.
It's just a good, wholesome, funny thing.
Kyle Dunagan, he's the guy that even comedians say, I like that guy.
Yeah, but making fun of Biden is not good for him.
It's okay.
I mean, because it's still funny.
He gets away with it.
Has he gotten away with it?
When was his last gig?
Reno 911?
Like, he is.
Remember, if you're not 100% with him, you're 100% against him.
He's definitely not a conservative.
He's not right-wing, but he's not a radical leftist.
I feel like this could be a little brighter, Ryan.
The actual you.
The actual me.
The actual you.
Okay.
Let's try it out.
Let's just do a quick LGBT.
Don't bother doing the whole thing.
Just show the backdrop.
But this is an interesting concept, actually.
Because I don't know if Jared Holt is gay.
Because if you have kids that have Down syndrome, right, and you're working at a camp for them, I would say they can do whatever they want.
And then you go, what about blackface?
They might get beaten up.
Well, what if they just want to wear blackface and they want to be black because it's Martin Luther King Day and they want to paint their faces brown?
That's a tough one.
I mean, you're going to get fired, and then they'll lose a good counselor.
But in a perfect world, I would say, yeah, go nuts.
But I just don't want to get fired.
Now, in a perfect world, what if retarded children, kids with Down syndrome, wanted to dress and drag?
That was what they wanted to do.
Do you allow that?
Yeah.
I think you do.
In the privacy of their own thing, you don't photograph it, it never gets out, and they get to dress up.
You can dress up like a monster, you can dress up like a girl, you can be Godzilla.
I don't care.
So the real problem is that my eyeballs saw this.
And, of course, the much bigger problem is that they were clearly coerced into doing this.
So now they're toys.
The women who run this camp are treating the Down syndrome kids like toys that they can dress up.
That's sick and depraved.
So I'm not offended that you let kids dress up or you let low IQ handicapped children dress up.
I'm annoyed that you're using them as political pawns.
That's sick and depraved.
Nikita Gauls, Fanchester.
Justin Dan!
Finished.
Lady Mercury.
Nikita Gows.
How do the parents feel about this?
How do the dads feel about that?
Worse.
Okay, let's take a big bite out of racism, folks.
I've got a lot here.
Let's talk about racism that was racist, guys.
Dude, you're going to have to replace that.
It's not up to the caliber of the graphics of this show now.
Look how good the graphics are now.
Here's a pig on a plane.
Financial segregation is off now that everyone has free money.
What's this to talk of Biden giving everyone $3,600 per kid?
I gave you $3,600.
I gave you $3,600.
Trillion dollars.
I wrote the bill.
Wait, you got to move me.
Go to camera too.
Oh, okay.
I can do this.
Like, if cops are on the plane, what are you going to do?
Out-argue them?
Look, I'll be well-behaved now.
I know you've been called here, and it's your Job to make sure I get off this plane, but I'm just going to sit here and out-argue you.
Can you turn it up?
She's trying to talk her way out of this.
Now she just spotted that woman filming her.
Uh-oh.
You should be publicly shamed.
Is it that she refused to wear a mask?
Yeah, that must be it.
What are these shower caps all black women are wearing these days?
What are they called?
Bonnets or something?
They look so terrible.
Bathing caps look ridiculous.
Keeps going.
Takes a licking and keeps on ticking.
Now she's trying to cry her way out of it.
I need to come reach the report.
I'm real.
I'm not giving you a fucking idea.
Like, fuck.
No, nigga.
Just leave.
Just go somewhere else.
You all just missed your connecting flight.
Don't planes have a very small window when they can leave?
Shut up, Janet.
How is this whole flight not ruined?
Why are all those people standing up?
Want to watch the show?
Yeah, you of course have to send a black female cop too.
Do the face of this.
Okay, we've got your little child knapsack that you carry around.
Dead ass.
Look, the woman next to her just has to stand up.
She's having a panic attack.
That's actually a good technique to get the person out and say, I've got to get up.
Oh, great point.
That's amazing.
Oh, that's sharp.
Anybody gotta fucking care?
I'll slap the fuck out of you.
Anybody?
You think shit funny?
Do you think she's funny?
Do you think she's funny?
Do you think she's funny?
That's that repeating thing.
Yeah, of course it is.
No, you bitch.
Do you think shit funny four times?
Yes, of course we think it's funny.
You have a giant shower cap on your head and you're freaking out.
Pre-conflict, it was funny.
Okay, this I meant to get to last week, but we didn't have a Friday show.
We had a lighting guy in here fixing this, making it all lovely.
But I will start doing Friday shows for sure.
It feels kind of empty.
Plus, stuff piles up from Thursday night till Monday.
There's too much stuff.
So I meant to get to this last week.
Chris Ruffold, critical race theory guy, was on Joy Reid.
Now, here's the new thing that they do.
You take a very, very specific definition of critical race theory.
Even though critical race theory is kind of a general term, and it means basically that you have to re-write, you have to re-recognize, recognize, I remember I had a professor who said that, all of America's history.
They don't do global, that screws them up.
So they know that original police were catching slaves, and that's the origin of police.
The fact that there's police everywhere else in the world is irrelevant.
So you have this myopic view of America, and then you make that even more laser beam focused on oppressor and oppressed.
So the industrial prison system was made to because we couldn't have slavery anymore.
It's made to oppress blacks.
I'm worried about my family calling about that fucking Vanity Fair article.
And never mind that every other country in the world, every other civilization has a prison.
That's sort of where their whole thing falls apart.
Like, we have the same structure as Chile.
How is...
Is that a coincidence that they have cops in prisons and drugs are illegal and all that shit?
What are you talking about?
Anyway.
That's what critical race theory says.
But what they do is they take, like, some very specific dictionary definition and anything else that you complain about isn't it.
So you don't know what critical race theory is.
You're wrong.
That's the new thing.
Joy Reid does it.
That dude we had on with Roger Stone, what's his name?
Michael Eric Dyson or whatever?
Mark Lamont Hill.
Mark Lamont Hill.
Mark Lamont Hill does it.
Anyway, check out Christopher Ruffo trying to explain that critical race theory, which is whites are responsible for all your problems, is being taught in schools.
Oh, there's Mark Lamont Hill.
Lumping people into white, black, Asian, as you suggested, is such a crude and broad categorization.
There's these like very kind of pathetic and very angry graduate students that try to fight me on these highly technical Hegel interpretations.
And it's like, I don't have time for this.
I don't give a shit about this stuff.
So you don't give an S about this stuff.
You're really just having a campaign to take everything that annoys white Americans in the right concerns.
No, that's not right.
You want to make a campaign and stuff everything into...
And you stuck it all into critical race theory, right?
What I don't think is right is that forcing eight-year-olds in Cupertino, California to deconstruct their racial identities and then rank themselves according to power and privilege.
It's intersectionality theory, which was invented by Cuperien.
It's a separate thing.
Intersectionality is a critical theory.
Together, it's all the same thing.
In fact, it's in the word intersectionality.
They intersect.
Yeah, she invented it.
I'm fighting against the manipulation of language.
I'm fighting against you.
You're fighting against wokeness and corporate loneliness and euphemistic content with subversive content you come across because otherwise you just say whatever you want and then you back away from it and you get it.
You know her story, by the way, two African aristocrat immigrants come here, get rich, send their daughter to Harvard.
She takes movies at Harvard and becomes a cunt.
Damn!
Go back.
Parents all over this country, they know what's happening in schools, they know what's happening in their public institutions, and you're seeing people revolt against this divisive identity problem.
See, here's what's really happening here: they pushed and they pushed and they got greedy.
The left got greedy.
The bathrooms were pretty far, but they go, we want to go further.
We want to make everyone racist.
And then we want to tell your kids that they suck.
And then that's when America finally, and when it happened, I said, what took you so long?
America finally went, you know what?
Fuck you.
I'm not racist.
You're not telling my kids that they suck shit.
You're not attacking my children.
And now that they've realized they've gone too far, the radical left, they go, these nuts like Chris Ruffo are ginning up extremists and making them really mad.
No, you did this.
You did this by attacking our kids.
Uh-oh, I don't think I can wear this suit on the show anymore.
Look at that.
That's some moire.
Oh, not in this shot.
I'm seeing a little bit.
No seersuckers on TV.
Go back, let her finish.
And you can dance all you want, but you're not going to stop people from understanding what's happening in their classrooms.
I actually appreciate that you said that because, Christopher, what you basically, and you admit it yourself, that you've taken all of these sort of wokeness moments, corporate wokeness, corporate sort of woke money, woke capital, the things that annoy conservatives, and you've stuffed it all into the name critical race theory.
It's really like, it's like Christopher Ruffo theory.
You stuffed it all in.
Here's what you said.
You tweeted this.
The activists, hold on, hold on.
One second, Rufo.
I'm going to read you to you, and then you can respond to it.
I'm going to read you to you, and then you respond to it.
The activists are realizing that their ideas, once put into practice, are generating discontent, which as you just described.
Their racial coalition is also breaking apart.
Asian Americans, in particular, revolting against CRT, which is really Chris Brufo there because you made it up, is punishing them more than any other group.
Then you said, we have successfully frozen their brand, critical race theory, into the public conversation and are steadily driving up negative perceptions.
We will eventually turn it toxic as we put all the various cultural insanities under that brand category.
The goal is to have the public read something crazy in the newspaper and immediately think critical race theory.
We have decodified the term and will recodify it to annex the entire range of cultural constructions that are unpopular with Americans.
Aren't you just taking wokeness stuff that annoys you and calling it critical race theory?
So here's what Joy Reed does.
Not at all.
Stop.
He is against critical race theory.
He's also at war with this thought and these people and their propaganda because it's destroying America.
Both are true.
See, she sees him saying, we're winning, and she goes, you're just doing this to win.
No, you dumb bitch.
Didn't you learn anything in your movies class?
The idea of the codification and decodification of language comes from the critical pedagogist Paolo Frere.
And my strategy is to take the...
Now you're doing pedagogy, Christopher?
Yes.
To take these techniques and use them against their own ideology.
And I'll tell you, Joy, my strategy has been enormously successful.
According to the Economist magazine poll, 64% of Americans now know what critical race theory is.
No, they know what critical race is.
Of which 58%.
58% of them.
You made up your own thing, bro.
My friend, you made up your own thing.
You admitted you were going to do it.
And I'm going to give you credit for one thing.
You did create your own thing.
Not a lot of guys in their 30s have created their own thing, labeled it something that already existed as a name.
You accuse him of something, and then you go, it's actually cool that you did it.
I'm impressed.
What's 2-4?
Yeah, he breaks it down quite nicely, what we just saw.
This hate thing is going to be getting on my nerves if we see it 200 times.
But go to 2-4?
It better still be there.
No, not that.
Joy Reed turned the gaslight up.
What does gaslighting mean again?
Like making somebody think they're crazy by telling them false reality.
Something like that, right?
Well, usually when you say something is a thing, it's what it isn't.
Gaslighting.
A form of emotional abuse that's seen in abusive relationship.
It's the act of manipulating a person by forcing them to question their thoughts, memories, and the events occurring around them.
A victim of gaslighting can be pushed so far that they question their own sanity.
Yeah, I don't know if that was gaslighting.
Who is going to be cleaning your toilet, Donald Trump?
Oh.
She claimed that critical race theory isn't taught in schools and that intersectionality, critical whiteness studies, ethnic studies, and critical pedagogy, pedagogy, pedagogy, have nothing to do with CRT.
Let's construct her language games.
Yes, they were language games.
That's much more accurate.
Go down.
She claims it's not taught in schools.
This is a supreme gas lady.
I've personally documented more than a dozen school districts that teach the principles of critical race theory from intersectionality to spirit murder.
What?
Spirit murder?
Reed claimed that her intersectionality is not related to critical race theory.
That would be a surprise to Kimberly Crenshaw, who coined the term critical race theory and invented the concept of intersectionality.
So click on those pictures though, because it was a relatively obscure legal concept.
Then it went viral.
Click at the next one.
Yeah, I think Joy Reed might have him here.
She's saying they're two different things.
Now, they intersect quite a bit, but they are technically two different things.
They say the same dumb shit.
But critical race theory says White supremacy has conducted our history, and it's all about oppressor whites and oppressed people of color.
Intersectionality says when you talk about homophobia, you have to talk about racism and everything because it all intersects.
So a bigot like me, the face of hate in America, hates all of these people.
So they have to band together, even though they have nothing in common, except for the part where they hate white people.
Reed claimed that critical whiteness studies isn't related to critical race theory.
In reality, it's an important sub-field.
Oh, okay, so I'm wrong.
Of critical race theory.
And surprise, surprise, the author of the introductory textbook on CRT also wrote the introductory textbook on CWS.
Yeah, but just because they wrote the same textbook doesn't mean it's the same thing.
But yes, if it's a sub category, then it is the same.
She claims it doesn't teach that all white people are racist, but critical race theorist Barbara Applebaum and critical whiteness studies professor Robin D'Angelo, the famous one, say it out loud.
All white people are racist.
White identity is inherently racist.
Next, Reed claimed that ethnic studies has nothing to do with critical race theory, but Ed Source recently published an article pointing out that ethnic studies without critical race theory is not ethnic studies.
It's even an official field of study at many colleges.
No, yeah.
So if you take out critical race theory, it's not considered ethnic studies.
She claimed that it's not related to critical race theory.
Anyway, this is getting pedantic.
But we get the point.
You shouldn't have threatened our kids, dummies.
That's what pissed everyone off.
That's why everyone is listening to Christopher Ruffo.
What's 2.5?
More evidence of it taught in schools?
Oh yeah, it's taught in Iowa, too.
See, this is the problem with debating someone on TV or with Jim Acosta in a parking lot.
It's much better via email when you can sit and show everyone all your proof.
Leaked documents from Iowa school system show teachers are forced to classify Make America Great Again as a type of racism and white supremacy.
That was also in the Vanity Fair article.
It's just like the fact that I support Trump is evidence of my bigotry.
This is done through mandatory critical race theory training forced on teachers at taxpayer expense.
Trump won Iowa by only nine points.
Teachers of Iowa are being instructed to classify the vast majority of white Iowan children as racist and white supremacist.
Iowa is Trump country.
Trump carried 94 to 9 Iowa counties in 2020.
The Republican governor endorsed Trump.
The Iowa Senate House is solid Republican.
So that's what it's really about.
It's literally re-education camps.
And then this is ancient news, but Loudoun County had a meeting that the police ended up at because they got too real.
And so they asked all the parents to leave.
They said, no, I haven't said what I came here to say.
And the police came.
This happened last week.
Just like me, who were exposed to sexual material by a teacher who they once trusted.
I felt violated.
My grades began to skip and my mental health declined.
Eventually, I no longer felt safe in the halls of my own school.
So I had to switch back to distance learning.
Please hear me when I say we need change.
Okay, go forward.
I want some sexual material.
Is he safe?
Alright, so that was juicy.
And then 3-7, I think this should be the cops showing up.
Oh, yeah, that was a great theory by Jack Pasobek.
He said the meeting lasted like a few seconds before it got shut down.
All these people were doing here was taking the time to be able to show and share, at least with their own people, why they have every right to do that and oppress their rights and their regrets in terms of what's going on in this county.
And you guys are being a tool of that thing, all right?
And as a result, are actually supporting the suppression of the people.
And we're speaking up for your kids.
We're speaking up for your kids.
So Jack goes, did they set all this up to get these dissenting parents arrested?
It's a power play.
It's a power play.
It's like what is it, Rosemary's choice where they said, what was that?
You had to cut the baby in half.
Two women wanted the baby.
He said, okay, I'll cut it in half.
You can both have a half.
And then one of them said, no, no, no, she can have it.
She can have it.
Don't kill it.
And he went, okay, now you get it.
Because you didn't want the baby to die.
That's what they're doing here.
They're sacrificing the children in a power play.
And it's the left that started this war where we're going to hurt your kids.
Then I also wanted to cover last week that the Washington Post has a new program where they just teach white people to hate themselves and feel shame and to self-segregate into white accountability groups.
I mean, I've obviously, from the day I was born, would see this and just go, yeah, no.
Actually, no, maybe when I was 17, I might fall for this shit.
But how many adult Americans see somatic abolitionism and go, yep, seems legit.
I'm going to just apologize to random black people on the street?
Racialization, white body supremacy is not episodic.
It's structural.
Remember that there were thousands of George Floyd before the one that you saw.
Your bodily response to this poem, right, is not the same thing as you dealing with the structural aspects of this.
George Floyd's death became a deeply personal and racial tragedy for many Americans.
For the first time, white people were becoming aware of their whiteness and the systemic ways that white supremacy affects all of us.
White people in particular.
So you know another question.
By the way, you know, last week I was saying it wasn't white.
If America isn't racist, then Nicole Ellis is not oppressed.
And if she's not oppressed, she has no currency.
That's why they have to keep pushing this stuff.
Because you take away their power when you go, no, you're white, you never suffered.
There's like someone said the N-word when I was in kindergarten.
Yeah, so part of their racial identity.
Talk to someone who's cross-eyed.
Seeing that awakening, what they do with it is really the next piece of it.
In this episode, we're tackling white racial identity and why understanding your whiteness is integral to becoming self-aware as a white person.
Who's watching this?
And this is the new normal.
Maintained is a smaller town in Oklahoma.
Whiteness was the default and whiteness was the concept.
So part of the structure of racism and the way that it's maintained is to keep us from recognizing that racism is a part of our daily lives.
And the process of looking at your understanding of yourself in the world, both historically, but also contextually, the family you live in, the community you live in, and what role whiteness plays in that.
I feel like I'm a dope.
It's crazy to Nash thinks he's a doad.
Work to be done.
A living embodied anti-racist culture does not exist among white people.
White people have got to start getting together specifically around race.
We don't give a damn.
Non-racism doesn't exist in white communities.
That's all they talk about.
No matter how much you work at that, there's still even almost more work to be done.
Yeah, living embodied.
You'll never be satisfied.
White people have got to start getting together specifically around race.
Sorry, I have to hear that last quote.
Can you go back just to puke?
A living embodied anti-racist culture does not exist among white people.
You're a liar.
Specifically around race.
White accountability groups are really helpful.
Anti-racist culture doesn't exist among white people.
That's insane.
It exists to a hilarious degree.
Have you seen the signs?
That's not white, though.
Have you borrowed from an all-white community and seen all the Black Lives Matter signs and hate has no home here signs?
No, they're culturally appropriating anti-racism.
When they do that, it's not white generative.
You see.
Well, in terms of having a place to process, having a group of people whose responsibility it is to call me on things or to challenge me.
We're unpacking wrong things that we've been taught in history class.
I realized that I needed to go back and unpack and reorganize everything that I have learned because...
A fucking woman boss.
Let me just explain critical race theory to how the average viewer views it.
And this guy does it here.
We talked about this a little bit last week.
3.9.
And then I'll drop critical race theory probably forever.
This episode isn't very fun.
So since Republican lawmakers...
Pardon me?
3.9.
Got it.
Who rolls up their jean jacket?
It's not a shirt, dude.
Howdy, y'all.
So, since Republican lawmakers are trying to ban critical race theory from being taught in schools, well, I wanted to be a teacher anyway, so I'm going to teach it to y'all.
Free of charge, of course.
I mean, I'm already better than the U.S. school system.
So, welcome to Saswatch Explains Critical Race Theory.
Let's get it.
Part 1, Slavery.
Shit never ended.
For that, you can blame good old Abe Lincoln and something known as the prison industrial complex.
Because the 13th Amendment has an exception for when slavery is, quote, okay, which is when it's used as a punishment for a crime, which made it very...
Imagine taking the abolition of slavery and saying it's just changed the name to prison.
So in the 13th Amendment, it says you can't have a man as a slave.
You can't.
I mean, I guess unless he's like raped someone or killed a baby or something, then you can, then he doesn't have any rights.
Fuck him.
That becomes, in his mind, and most liberals' minds, we got to end slavery, but I don't want to, so I'm going to change its name and just make it prisons.
But the implication there is that we're getting all this prison labor.
What the fuck do prisons make?
I think they sort some recycling.
There's license plates.
Like, nothing in this studio was made in a prison.
It's not a thing.
It's not this fantastic industry of factory workers.
Boom, these explosions of bullshit.
And this is that myopic view of American history again.
What about the prisons in Bangladesh?
What about the prisons in Zurich, in Switzerland?
Are those just continuing slavery?
Have you ever looked outside of America?
This is a problem with American history being too parochial.
Like they talk about feminism, but they never talk about the Middle East.
They talk about human rights, but they never talk about China.
They don't want fracking because it's bad for the water supply, allegedly, but they're happy buying oil from people who throw gays off buildings and torture women to death.
So that's theory, dude.
If prisons are the new plantations, where's the cotton?
Where's the money?
For the U.S. government to keep African Americans enslaved because vagrancy was a crime, and also the ex-slave catchers were relabeled as the police.
So more and more crimes were created throughout the years that made it easier and easier to arrest African Americans, which led to the school to prison pipeline, which we will address later.
Here's another problem.
To this day, it's not easy to get into prison.
I mean, it is if you're a political prisoner like Max and John and you support Trump and you go against the establishment.
But as far as crime goes, you don't see people in there for smoking a joint.
They're not in there for jaywalking.
I think drug charges are something like 16% of the prison population.
But the other two massive chunks that make up probably 80%, 40 and 40, are violent crimes Like murder and property theft.
So it's not things that we all do.
Obama likes to pretend, you know, I was sitting here in the prison the other day when he was into prison reform for like an hour and a half.
He goes, A lot of these guys have done the same things I did.
No, dude, you blew a few lines and you smoked a joint.
They had bags and bags and kilos and kilos of drugs.
It takes a lot to get in there.
According to the 13th Amendment, the U.S. prison system is legal slavery.
If you want to see more stuff like this, like for part two.
So that's what critical race theory teaches.
Which, as a black man, I would be annoyed that everything is about me and my victimization.
Everything.
Every moment in history.
But too many just take advantage of it.
This is 4-0.
I thought this was interesting.
So the story is, there's this big, beefy lesbian.
She looks like Mike Brown.
And she's a bully like Mike Brown is.
She's dating a white woman.
The white woman has had enough of her shit.
So she beats up the white woman.
And the white woman says, I'm never ever.
I hate your guts.
I'm never going to talk to you again.
So the big bitch bully kills herself.
They turn this into a beautiful little tiny black teen lesbian kills herself after she's bullied.
She's the bully.
And then the mother pushes this to get a GoFundMe.
No, the mother was a shitty mother who abused and neglected this fat black lesbian chick, monster beast.
So Andy No stole the story from this guy, Turtle Boy.
I'd never heard of him before.
He's a good follow, though, good journalist, terrible name, Dr. Turtle Boy.
He uncovered this story, and then Andy No sort of scooped him a few weeks later and wrote it for Newsweek of all places.
What's going on at Newsweek?
Are they getting de-woked?
Are they going bankrupt?
Suicide of a black lesbian teen in Massachusetts.
So click on it.
Notice how she looks kind of petite?
She's like 6'2 ⁇ .
But click on the article.
Is the article there?
Yeah.
So the only reason we know this is because the white lesbian's mom spoke up because they're getting death threats.
Because they've basically pushed...
Don't bother with the video.
It's a totally unrelated thing, which is one of my biggest pet peeves.
They're getting death threats because the narrative is that this poor little girl was bullied to death.
She was the bully.
Scroll down?
Keep going.
Maybe you can get a better picture.
Are those pictures still loading?
Dude, what's with our internet?
There she is.
See, that gives you a slightly better picture about what's going on.
That's a full face and head grab.
She looks strong.
She's the dude from Jerky Boys?
She's George Foreman with tits.
Hey, y'all.
That's a strong woman.
Whoa, the legs is really where it's at.
You can really see those pedals.
Yeah.
You can't get that person to hurt themselves.
This was also in the news.
11-year-old gave birth.
You know that it wasn't a white girl.
But it's funny how they always, for all these articles, the stock photo is always a white person.
11-year-old girl reportedly becomes UK's youngest mom to give birth.
That can't be legal, right?
Is it legal for an 11-year-old to fuck an 11-year-old?
I think so.
Or a 12-year-old to fuck an 11-year-old?
Is it cool if I don't Google that?
Yeah, I don't want that.
It's a guy that you don't want to look up.
You don't want that in your cookies?
Also, like, time machines.
I don't want that in the cookies of my brain.
Correct.
I don't like thinking about that.
I don't want that on my mind.
Yeah, get those cookies out of here.
But they'll have like students, you know, skipping school truancy at an all-time high, and they'll have some white kid in a sweater vest, like, cropped here, running away from a school.
But yeah, we live in a racist society that is desperately, constantly tripping over itself, trying to not look racist, not be racist.
Can we find that?
The girl?
Can we find that girl?
Well, they're never going to show her face.
They're not going to put a minor.
What is this?
Mama, 12.
Youngest mom.
No, that's a different girl.
That's the previous record holder.
Oh.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, because that's a different age.
She's 12.
11?
I guess if you're overweight, you can menstruate earlier.
I mean, I could be wrong.
Maybe she'll be white.
Yeah.
I doubt it.
This is a video going around that you've never heard of this guy because that's the way they want it to be.
But we'll see how long we want to watch this.
It's really good, though.
What's his name?
This is 4-7.
Wild Bill for America.
Blackness fatigue is setting in.
America is exhausted from dealing with the never-ending complaints and ingratitude of the black community.
Black racism against whites and Asians has reached violent proportions, and with the help and funding of the Democrat Party, militant black racism is getting worse.
Well, here's a wild bill bullet of truth for America.
White Americans are the least racist people in the USA, probably the whole world.
We have been non-racist for the last 50 years, but today the Democrat Party is using racism as a political weapon.
And white America is exhausted from dealing with blackness that has been coming against them day after day for years.
White Americans who have never had a racist thought in their lives are tired of being constantly accused of racism.
They're tired of being told that every problem in the black community is the fault of white people.
That the massive failures of black cities and neighborhoods and families is our fault.
This week, some fruitcake politician declared that blacks violently attacking Asians is caused by white people.
No matter what white people do or say, they are slandered as villains by blacks who are determined To punish white Americans simply for being white.
They are unappeasable.
Now, millions of immigrants came here from England, Poland, Italy, South America, Vietnam, Russia.
They came from all around the world and they were dirt poor when they arrived.
But they worked hard and became successful and rich and well-adjusted citizens.
So why is it that the African community has remained in poverty for 150 years?
We built nice new apartment buildings that quickly became high-crime ghettos.
Want to get an education on what's happening in black America?
Get on the internet and type in brawls.
Restaurant brawls, shopping center brawls, fast food brawls, and look at what you see in those videos.
It's not the Germans or the Italians who are turning public places into savage mass fist fights.
And it's not the Australians who are walking the streets looking to beat the hell out of some pedestrian simply for having white skin.
And it's not the Vietnamese who are burning and looting American cities.
And it's not the Russians who are fighting with and sometimes killing our police officers.
There are, of course, honorable and respectable men like Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas and Dr. Ben Carson.
These men are extremely successful and at the pinnacle of their possessions.
But for some inexplicable reason, they are hated and ridiculed by the black community as if their success is somehow a betrayal of their race.
Men like Carson and Thomas should be held up as well.
I like that guy.
Wild Bill for America.
So I just want to end this with a Dave Rubin clip you've already seen.
But the reason I'm playing it again is because I can't stress this enough.
You need to have some facts stuffed in your pocket that you can pull out like that.
So you show the other person you know what you're doing.
You know how many run-ins there are with cops in a year, how many interactions they have with the public?
53 million.
There are 3 million cops in America, and only 705 die.
Now, of that 705, 99.9% of them were attacking cops or being violent in some way.
As far as innocent unarmed, it's about six a year.
The same as spider bites.
Have that ready.
Have that at the go.
So go to this clip.
Tell me what you think the most systemic racist issue is.
What is it?
Well, I would say that because black people in most cases, in many cases, were descendants of slaves, that racism as an institution, that it just a certain amount of it just exists.
2015.
Give me the most blatant racism what you can come up with right now.
Racism is around.
What?
So we see someone whose great-great-great-great-grandfather was a slave and we go, ha ha, loser.
You slave.
What about Australians?
They're descendants of criminals.
No one looks at Australians besides the Chinese and says, you criminal.
How does it feel coming from criminal island?
What a dumb insult.
I'm sure they get that and they just laugh it off.
Yeah, it is criminal island and you're not invited.
You would love to move here.
Oh, yeah, don't come here.
There's too much crime.
I just die right where you are.
Glad you like Australia.
Don't tell your friends.
It's a very, very difficult place to emigrate to.
Evidence that, in general, that cops are more willing to shoot if the perpetrator is black.
What's your data?
What's your basis for saying that?
Last year, the...
Well, look, I know a lot of people would say, look, what's going on?
I know what they would say.
I'm talking about what the facts are.
965 people were shot by cops last year and killed.
4% of them were white cops shooting unarmed blacks.
In Chicago in 2011, 21 people were shot and killed by cops.
In 2015, there were seven.
In Chicago, which is a third black, a third white, and a third Hispanic, 70% of the homicides are black on black.
About 40 per month, almost 500 per year, last year in Chicago, and 75% of them are unsolved.
Where is the Black Lives Matter on that?
The idea that a racist white cop and shooting unarmed black people is a peril to black people is BS.
It's complete and total BS.
And the reason for these so-called activists saying this is the assumption that racism remains a major problem in America.
The media, CNN, especially MSNBC, runs down whenever a black cop shoots somebody.
You've got to have your stats ready.
You eviscerated him.
48B.
This is what it's like to be a cop.
This is your job, okay?
You ring the doorbell, and you've got to wonder, is someone going to shoot me in the face today?
Shit.
It's funny because I have to follow this guy.
Black dudes like Dante Nero, they say, oh, really?
They say, every time I get in my car, I don't know if I'm going to come home alive.
And that's not true.
But what is true is every time a cop gets in his car, he doesn't know if he's going to go home alive.
Anyway, I guess the clip you have to follow the guy on Instagram.
But it's one of these steel gate kind of doors, you know, with the sort of lacy, ornate iron thing.
A steel door.
And the cop's like, open the door, open the door.
And the guy just, as the door opens, just goes and shoots him.
And you see it on his cop cam.
Like, can you live in an environment like that?
This isn't it here in the middle, right?
Because I'm trying to see if there's some overlap of mob and shiz.
No.
It was just that guy's?
No.
Oh, shit.
We'll get it next time.
Yeah.
Teaser.
Or this story.
No reporting on this whatsoever.
Racist Black Panther, who hated white people, made it very clear.
Good day.
I'd like to welcome young warrior Ozone Wallace.
Remember the not fucking around anymore party?
And they were marching all over the South looking for prowl boys to shoot?
This is one of them, a Black Panther and a member of the NFAP.
And he shot a cop.
Good day.
I would like to welcome young Warrior Ozone Wallace into the new Black Panther Party for self-defense under our leadership.
Brother Ozone, a Florida man, is a good man with serious field experience.
Brother Ozone respects me in my history, and I respect him.
I predict Brother Warrior Ozone Wallace will be instrumental in rebuilding the new Black Panther Party and the entire movement at large.
He's a good man.
And what did he do?
Are there two pictures there?
One pic.
Oh, that's it?
All right, so what's 5-0?
Oh, that's them.
Man who shot Daytona Beach police officer in the head arrested.
So the cop's alive.
He's recovering.
I don't know how he gets shot in the head and survive.
Very lucky.
I met a dude who was in Afghanistan, a military guy, and he got shot right here in the head.
You know what the bullet did?
It went around his skull and came out the other side.
Wow.
Almost like if it was to hit water.
Yeah.
I guess it hit the water of his head, sliced his whole head open, but never penetrated the skull.
Wow.
Anyway, this guy was always bitching about white people and how evil they are.
Go back to that tweet, though.
I thought I had evidence of him bitching about how he's going to kill white people.
No?
Go out more.
Click on that.
No, not the picture, but the tweet.
Maybe there's some comments?
Turn it up.
NFAC not fucking around coalition.
Oh, well.
What is that?
A Klishnikov?
AK.
Yeah, right.
Is that what the K stands for?
I don't know.
He's a nice guy.
Looks like an actual monster.
Okay, I think we're ready for the mailbag.
Let's talk about mailbag.
Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dead.
Let's turn the breast together's mailbag.
Let me touch it.
Um, the subject here is huge fog and dits.
A G Dog and Lil Rye had a thought, which usually isn't a good thing, and I wanted to get your opinion.
Given the state of things, I think there's a golden opportunity for a new, well-defined chapter in music history to emerge.
The best music has always emerged from angst and discontent.
I won't start listing bands I like because it'll just be a distraction from the conversation.
We're currently at historical levels of both, and it seems like it's the perfect storm for a new era of music to claw its way out of the ground.
Rising inflation groupthink and politically weaponized law enforcement is the ammo.
An entire generation being taught that all the evils of the world are directly their fault is the gun.
That's a good point, sir.
Next letter.
I agree with you.
I think it's time for a new punk.
Although, is new music even possible?
How could you invent a new type of music that hasn't been done before?
I obviously can't picture it.
It's like describing a color you've never seen.
But I don't see how, with all the electronic dance music and noise and DNB and punk and all the crossover of all of those.
Rap, punk, metal.
I mean, it's all been done.
You can make a new instrument, a new physical instrument that's not a concept.
Even that, I saw a guy who goes on tour doing like death metal grindcore noise with a bunch of machines.
And he's invented all these machines.
That's pretty cool.
But I think that what makes a genre, a genre, is the rules, like the boundaries, that you can't code everything.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like a style.
Well, we tried.
Electroclash was getting real legs, but everyone got mad that we were trying to classify music and they shut it down.
And the gays.
Just like that opening video, it's Rainin' Fellas.
Gays got involved in ElectroClash and just the standard plummeted.
Jews and nationality.
Hey, Gav, and now Daddy Fag.
You're an intelligent gent.
Could you explain to me how Jews are considered a nationality?
Judaism is a religion.
I don't get it.
Also, are there black Jews?
Yes.
If you can start to practice Judaism, that means you change your demographic.
None of how someone's religion can determine their race.
Yeah.
I mean, if you marry a Jewish guy and you're a woman, and he wants his kids to be Jewish, she has to convert to Judaism.
So she's now a Jew.
So it's a religion.
And it's very, very close to Christianity.
They just don't think that Jesus did miracles, which was, what, a three-month time?
Era?
Epoch?
Zenith?
So, sorry, Jews.
You're the same as me.
Hurts.
This subject is gross.
Hi, Gavin.
I was just on Instagram when this sponsored post came up on my feed.
It looks so weird.
So I clicked on it.
It's a GoFundMe page for this guy's girlfriend who overdosed.
It gets weirder because the guy is asking for a million dollars to honor and celebrate her life.
How you doing, Ryan?
Are you looking at it?
Oh.
Then starting checking out some of the other comments in the post.
One called Fetus Milkshake.
It looks like these people are all drug addicts, but also ACAB and BLM.
Needless to say, I had to take a long shower after going through this dumpster.
Colin is dead and you've set up a GoFundMe.
Offer no explanation.
Let people know what happened or what's going on.
I'm really going through it.
I can't even accept it's real.
If you were junkies...
Look, they spelled accept wrong.
You might not know me, but one mil and two, as much as they would let me ask for it.
I'm going to honor and celebrate her life the way she lived it.
By the way, you couldn't put them on a term on beautiful person.
She was a priceless lady whom I loved like I never knew love could be.
I have to deal with all these affairs.
I'm doing it.
I can't step in my shoes a couple hours.
Wow, that guy's really good at writing.
Congrats, G-Dog, and actually going to be around Rivera.
I just want to say, congrats on the little lady.
I had my first kid when I was 36.
I was hoping for a boy and got a little angel girl.
Dude, it's the best.
I'm a three-time convicted, tattooed-out, ex-gangbang and convict that instantly turned into a straight lace carrying pile of powder puffs for the first time.
I held her.
Now that she's going on three off the tit, I'm lucky enough probably to be her favorite person in the world.
At least till she gets older, then she'll probably hate my guts.
Anyway, at least you got old Gav in your corner as a role model to show you how to be a man and a good father.
Much love and respect to both of you.
Again, congratulations, Josh.
Awesome.
Very nice.
Thank you.
We live in a world of absolute losers.
Maybe it's just a world without men, but this fuck starts stabbing his old lady while three faggots just stand there and watch some lady who appears to be in her 50s fight the guy off and save her life.
What the fuck is happening right now?
Whoa.
Dude.
Those are hard stabs.
Oh my god.
We should have had a warm.
The woman starts doing something.
Wow.
Look at the guy.
He's backing up.
As she handles it.
And look, he stabs her.
Oh my god.
What a fucking bunch of pussies.
She doesn't seem to be bleeding, the mom.
Maybe it was a fork.
Yeah, those guys, you have to live with yourselves forever now.
Wow.
It's a rough thing, too.
Like, if you're with your wife and your kids, he's swinging a knife around.
You smash a plate on his head.
It doesn't hurt him.
He turns around and now he's going to stab your kids.
I guess what you got to do is like grab your wife.
Get her with the kids.
Get them the fuck out of here.
And as soon as they're like four feet away, then you can start grab, maybe grab the knife hand and start head-butting him away.
But he's not looking at you, so you grab something heavy enough to knock him in the temple with it.
Like what?
Just something.
What's on that table?
Let's look.
There's got to be a mug.
They're going to grab.
They got a mug.
They got a glass.
Show us a glass.
Show us.
There's a mug, there's a glass.
If there's a glass, there's a mug.
Show us.
See those glasses?
Where?
You got glasses, right?
I mean, like...
I don't see any glasses.
Do you have a drink?
They don't have drinks on the table?
Yeah, but there's no cups.
There's no weapons there.
Well, then kick him in the fucking head.
Or you knock him down, so that way he's at least knocked down.
Well, you got to get the knife hand.
Are those beer bottles?
I don't think so.
Then use your bare foot.
You choke him.
Go behind him, choke him.
Just get your arms first.
The problem with choking is now he's going like this.
Yeah, you get it.
I want to get the knife hand first.
This is exactly what life is like when you're a 12-year-old boy.
You sit and talk for hours.
No, no, you would do that.
I would block it, and then I would do a throat punch.
And then my leg would go.
No.
But when you went for the throat punch, I would go like this.
She just hit my chin.
Yeah, and that would knock you out.
No, it wouldn't.
Because I'd go like this.
No, but actually.
And then I would chop your neck like that, and it would prevent...
There's lots of biology, too.
That would prevent blood from going to your brain, and you'd faint.
And then, of course, the kill switch.
I'd ram my finger here and your nose bone would go into your brain.
And then when my brother was like 30, he goes, wait a minute, there is no nose bone.
Right.
He's right.
For some reason, all young men think that there's a golf pencil, a little tiny pencil that's sitting here aimed at your brain.
Have you ever seen a skeleton?
A skull?
Where's that pencil gone?
It's a chunk of cartilage.
This is just a chunk of cartilage.
It's not going shooting anywhere.
What's this one?
New racism won't solve old racism.
And this guy says, you're not going to believe this, but I read something in the New York Times that was good.
And then he includes this quote that says, the new dispensation in which racism is justified in the name of anti-racism, discrimination in the service of equality, and favoritism for the sake of an even playing field is exactly as Orwellian as it sounds.
It may find purchase in the usual institutional and political progressive circles, but it's not a good way to win converts when most of us believe that the promise of America lies in escaping the narrow prisms of race and identity, not being permanently trapped by them.
I'm shocked.
This one's called Rainbow.
And it says, who the fuck allowed the gays to take ownership of the rainbow?
I thought it was supposed to be a sign from God.
Now because they decided to use it as their flag, it no longer represents the original meaning.
Oh, true.
This belongs to Jews and Christians.
Okay.
Whoa.
Let's take it back.
Let's make a rainbow shirt.
We've got rainbows all over the site.
And be like Jesus or something.
Okay, here's the last one.
It says, here is a nice gem.
Okay, okay.
And it says, please watch this entire video.
Okay, we will.
It's two minutes.
Gots!
Cody and the gang are at the park playing football.
We don't know, Darius Jackson.
Let's go!
You're not going anywhere without your big game Liquid Slam.
This could be Jared Beckles family.
Kind of late, dude.
That's enough.
Tough day, kids.
Why didn't you use the flamethrower earlier?
Yeah.
Why did you have that child's life?
Wait, why did you have the flamethrower?
What were you planning to do before that turn of the kids?
don't bring a flamethrower to play with kids.
You're lucky this panned out.
Okay, time for the final vid.
Sure is.
I got a lot.
Let's start.
I have one, two, three, four.
I think this show has been pretty serious.
We had to catch up on a lot of racism.
That gets tedious.
So I'm going to reward you for sticking it out to the end with some fun vids.
All right, starting from the first one, right?
Yep.
This is a guy running over himself.
I already gave away the ending.
I guess he's doing a rap video.
Oh, he's got the lyrics on his phone.
Oh!
Oh, God.
Do you think that hurt?
I've had a car run over my foot all the time.
It hurts, but you don't break your foot.
What?
But this might have done some twisting.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I think that broke his ankle.
Oh.
Oh, I saw what it did.
Yeah, this wasn't just like it ran over part of his leg.
It pinched his ankle and then maybe it broke his entire shin bone.
Oh!
Wait.
There's a crack in there.
There's a crack.
Oh, there sure is.
Well, that was fun.
This is the Angels, LA Angels.
Right?
Yep.
Having trouble in the New York City heat.
I mean, it gets warm in LA, but I don't think many cities experience the deathly humid, horrible New York summers.
And so they were playing the Yankees recently, and it didn't go very well.
He's not been himself at all today.
Balls have been all over the place.
Keeps looking around in weird ways, and he's taking a little bit of time in between pitches.
Brumer has he went out last night, spotted the strip club.
Motorboning titties, ripping lines in the back bathroom.
And as a Major League Baseball player, he should be ashamed of himself.
Jesus Christ, it gets worse.
He vomits from the mound.
The Yankees are going to take a break here.
And, well, he's not been himself.
Is that sweat?
Or spit, right?
No, coming off his brim.
Yeah, yeah, no.
It does look like sweat, but I don't think it leaps off your head if you just move a little bit.
No, I know a guy at my gym, Tommy Bags.
Oh, which is just that much.
Like, they literally get a mop by the heavy bags when he's around.
And we've trained together where we're hitting the same bag.
The bag gets wet because he's dripping down on his gloves and then he's hitting the bag.
And then he'll go and do sit-ups in the ring and there'll be a sweat angel on the mat.
It gets in your eyes.
Like if you spar with him, drops fly.
Sweat angel, here's a puke angel.
Don't be scared of big guys.
5-3.
Maybe when you're a little kid, big 5-3 because they can like bear hug you.
But once you learn how to knock someone out, the bigger they are, the harder they fall.
Big guys are not a big deal.
You just have to have the right attitude.
They're just retarded losers.
This final video of the final videos, this makes me want to be a dog.
Makes me want a dog.
I hate my dog.
No, I don't like him enough to hate him.
I feel nothing for my dog.
But I see this dog and I see the appeal.
I might get one of these.
That would hurt your real dog so much.
Here he is.
She's showing the dog his first coconut.
Try it.
It's good.
It's a new flavor.
I don't know what they can't do.
It's a bag of Coke.
Yeah, a big dog could be fun.
It's quiet.
That's the end of our show, folks.
Sorry it stanks so bad.
Tomorrow we'll be south of the South Bronx in Manhattan with Anthony doing Compound Censored.
Thursday we'll be live, and I do think we'll do a Friday show.
Why not, right?
Catch up on the mailbag.
The mailbag, I feel terrible, but there's so much good stuff there.
You guys, your submissions are all fantastic.
I put little blue flags on the mail I want to read, and it's 90% blue flags.
Videos I've never seen, bands I've never heard of.
Great concepts, like it's time for a new music.
I'm really impressed by you.
That's why I hate the word fans, because I don't feel like this is you guys at an Elvis concert.
This is all of us working together, and we have a goal to save Western civilization.
Oh, shit.
Do you want to know something better?
Wait, you got something?
What?
An update to the mailbag.
John Kinsman was down and out saying he's not going to be able to get back into the...
A listener, Bryce, has a pipe-fitting company who says that he will hire him as a welder right when he gets out.
Oh, that's fantastic.
But someone sent me this, speaking of submissions.
Proud Boys referenced in Michael Knoll's new book.
In 2016, the right-wing Proud Boys began to describe themselves as Western chauvinists to counter a pervasive, politically correct narrative that blamed the West for all the world's ills.
But chauvinism is by definition excessive.
Yeah.
The term, which refers to an outsized love of one's country, comes from the legendary French soldier Nicolas Chauvin, who, isn't it funny that Derek Chauvin was just given 20 years, who enlisted at age 18 and was horrifically disfigured by 17 wounds.
Napoleon himself presented Chauvin with the saber of honor, and the soldier's ceaseless devotion to Napoleon is said to have earned him widespread derision in France after the Bourbon Restoration.
Gavin McInnes, the conservative comedian and Proud Boy's founder, no doubt suggested the name with tongue-in-cheek.
But while it contradicts the radical's explicit premise that Western civilization is evil, the descriptor unwittingly grants them their secondary premise that the West defenders must be excessive and unreasonable.
Political correctness wins either way.
See, this is just like the other guy in Vanity Fair who doesn't seem to get that we're getting attacked on the streets.
They're burning down America.
I went to do a talk at NYU.
I was pepper sprayed.
I did another talk.
Two guys went to jail for four years.
Constant attacks.
So yeah, it calls for excessive patriotism.
See, they have this, they have this, and this guy at the New York Times, Alan Foyers, had that too.
He said, can't you just like go there and let Antifa beat you, and then you'll show how violent they are?
This is the same Antifa who carries knives and all kinds of illegal weapons.
No, no, I'm not going to sit there like Jesus on a cross and be martyred.
I'm going to fight back, obviously.
And there he goes, a third option exists.
The Proud Boys need not be Western chauvinists, allowing unmoored emotion to drive their patriotism in the same way politically correct radicals let unmoored emotion drive their hatred of their own country.
Reason, tradition, and filial piety all serve as proper grounding for love of country.
Yeah, that's fine, Michael, if you're alone in your apartment in LA.
That's fine to be pious.
But we're getting attacked, killed, canceled, debanked, our children sent to re-education camps.
That's not the time for piety.
That's the time for fighting back.
Proponents of political correctness insist that their new speech codes make society more polite and civilized.
When opponents of political correctness protest the new standards by behaving in an impolite, unreasonable, and uncivilized way, they give the radicals precisely what they want.
Were the proud boys simply to defend the West?
Like this fucking guy.
Do you know how many times we've saved Ann Coulter's life?
Michelle Malkins?
Random citizens?
No, you don't, because you're not at those things.
You're not in the real world.
Charles Murray warned about this in his book, Coming Apart.
Michael Knowles, I love him to death, but he's an academic, an aristocrat.
He's not part of the mix.
He's not there.
Like this Vanity Fair writer, he's getting all his world experience from computers and phones and books when we are out there talking to these people.
And these people are fucking lunatics.
So we advocate violence in self-defense.
Fight back.
Fighting solves everything.
And actually that, even that saying, they bring that up a lot as an example of how I condone violence.
Fighting solves everything.
Go look it up.
It's a boxing saying.
It's a blue-collar saying.
It's been around forever.
And the fact that you don't know it and you think I made it up shows that you've come apart.
You're a distant satellite orbiting the Earth, pontificating, while the rest of us are down here getting attacked and having our children brainwashed.
So we're mad as hell, and we're not going to take it anymore.
Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
It's raining carries, carries, berries, raining, twigs, and berries.
Jocks and berries.
It's raining.
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