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June 25, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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GOML LIVE #104: MUMFORD & SONS

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	Oh, live from New York.
	It's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGuinness.
	Weep for yourself, my man.
	You'll never be what is in your heart.
	Weep, little lion man.
	You're not as brave as you were at the start.
	Mumford and Son.
	Hello, how are you?
	Welcome to GOML Live.
	Get off my lawn live.
	We're here.
	I need the reads for the ads.
	No.
	No, it's not, Richard.
	You got something wrong again.
	Can we lose this dumb shelf, please?
	That was the old us.
	We got a letter.
	They said someone said, doesn't Ryan look around the studio and go, couldn't you have just given me a raise?
	I could have had a thousand bucks.
	Which is a weird, dumb mentality.
	Wait, I didn't even get what that meant.
	What?
	Like, I look around at all the stuff and said, couldn't this just have been a raise?
	Dude, what's with your audio, genius?
	What I'm coming through, right?
	First of all, I told you, I don't need a mic from you.
	You're right there.
	So you're reverberating.
	Hello.
	Still?
	Yeah.
	Sorry, folks.
	My collar has to be adjusted.
	A little rushed here.
	My son, my youngest boy, has quit boxing.
	Him and his friend, CJ, don't like it.
	They like baseball.
	There's more variety, they said.
	And I agree.
	I'm hearing myself come through the speaker here, which is annoying.
	Weren't you here all day today?
	And why are you dressed like a lifeguard?
	But seriously, why am I hearing myself come out of that speaker?
	It's really irritating.
	We were testing a lot of things, frankly, last night.
	Okay, so maybe don't test things right before we have a live show.
	And as far as the background, I don't know, show Mumford and Sons.
	Continue the video.
	Like, your job, Ryan, now that we have this screen, is to be an artist.
	I like that.
	To paint a picture.
	So what we're doing now is after, like, when we're in the mailbag, I'll have the mailbag frame there when we do the final video.
	Well, I actually have a fun contest to announce.
	But I don't want to get to that yet.
	I want to focus on Mumford and Sons.
	So let's play a little more of that video.
	Put it behind me.
	By the way, I will lower these.
	I put a thing there now so you don't have to see it.
	I'm sorry that you had to look at the TV stand.
	You fucking homosexuals.
	Before we start the show, though, I'd like to thank Tactical Walls for supporting our show.
	I want to get them to do the sort of entrance to our new studio.
	That would be fun.
	And we could have a bunch of stuff there.
	Like a gun, and the legal gun here in the South Bronx.
	A baseball bat, machete.
	It's funny when it comes to home invasions in New York, maybe it's not this way.
	Che vu.
	What's going on with that cord with the camera?
	The super wide.
	What's up with it?
	It's been messed with.
	Wait, you're not coming through a line?
	What do you mean I'm not coming through?
	No, I'm not coming through in the speakers.
	What's with that cord?
	Okay, well adjust the chord accordingly.
	Yeah.
	Maybe move it forward?
	Sorry, folks, you're not even seeing what we're talking about.
	But I don't mind that he's a hoarder and he fucks up his own fag zone.
	But when he gets involved in my studio and every time I come back, there's another major problem.
	I get annoyed.
	All right.
	We'll worry about it another day.
	So I want to, with home invasions, with any kind of invasion in New York, there's this sort of degrees.
	Like if it's Karens just coming to the house to like yell at your house and have a seance for Trump, you blast them with a hose.
	If it's miscreants, vandals that want to throw eggs, you shoot them with the BB gun.
	If it's someone getting near the house in a threatening way, you bring out the machete, you chop their arm off.
	And then if anyone, of course, breaches the actual property line, gets near your front door or pushes on your front door, you blow their head off with a shotgun.
	So you don't bring out a shotgun when some Karens want to have a protest outside your door.
	That's cleanest wood shit.
	That's get off my lawn stuff.
	That's a little intense for me personally.
	So the same with the office.
	We want to have a variety of things.
	So anyway, I was hoping Tactical Walls could help us build a thing with like baseball bat, my motorcycle helmets.
	When I come in, I put those there.
	Coat rack.
	It's not all military weapons that they build stuff for.
	Can you pull up Tactical Walls?
	We're actually doing a Tactical Walls ad right now.
	But they are the pros at the Mod Wall.
	And you can see Ryan's various applications he uses on his computer there.
	If you are lucky enough to live in a gun-friendly zone and you have a bunch of guns, I'd like you to know that as New Yorkers, we are green with envy.
	We can't believe you lucky bastards get away with that.
	I have that.
	I have the top locking shelf.
	You know how many guns I have in it?
	None.
	I have two cans of bud and three mini bottles of makers.
	That's about the only contraband we're allowed here in New York.
	I love this, the issue box.
	It's a tissue box with a gun in it.
	Fantastic stuff.
	And if you go to tacticalwalls.com right now and you use the promo code Gavin, you get 20% off all orders.
	Oh, the AC's on.
	Can you hear that through your headphones?
	Now you'll say no.
	This is classic Ryan.
	You'll say no, and then people will write in and go, I couldn't hear you.
	What the fuck was that humming sound?
	Yeah, when I crunched the headphones in my ears, I could absolutely hear it low, but there.
	Okay.
	Well, that's not good.
	We should get that off.
	I'm actually wearing a Nita Fashions linen suit and linen shirt.
	Look at that.
	I'll never forget.
	I think it was Roger Stone's trial.
	I was wearing a linen suit.
	Go back to Mumford and Sons shithead.
	Not Nita Fashions.
	I was walking towards him.
	So this was like October, I guess, when Stone was on trial.
	I forget exactly when, but it was not warmout.
	And I was wearing this suit, I believe.
	And Milo was staring at me going.
	And I was like, is there an issue?
	What's going on?
	What's the problem?
	And he goes, it's a little bit late in the year for linen, is it not?
	He was saying it not in a jokey way, like a concerned way.
	It's sort of like Fleckis when I said to him, you seem like a Mets fan, a New Yorker.
	Like, why don't you like the Mets?
	You're from New York.
	And he's not kidding, not being mean or trying to be funny.
	He went, I mean, and he's trying to work it out on his own.
	He's like, I mean, I'm not a retard and I'm not a Jew, so I don't know.
	It never occurred to me.
	What are you doing right now?
	Because the video you're playing ended.
	Oh, I'm perfecting the audio here.
	Yeah, that's why I didn't want to play that.
	So I'm pulling up Nita Fashions over here.
	I'm trying to ready some other graphics.
	Let me be the artist with this wall.
	If I fail, then just beat me.
	You're already failing.
	Like, you're knocking it out of the park as far as failing goes.
	So we've done an ad for tacticalwalls.com.
	Promo code Gavin, 20% off all orders.
	We also want to do an ad for Nita Fashions.
	So stop pulling up that goddamn shelf.
	I'm about to flip it over.
	So can I put that on the wall or should I just put Nita Fashions on the wall?
	So you want to see me go into the...
	You can do Little Man, Little Lion Man.
	You could do Nita Fashions.
	Let's go full screen.
	Stop showing the shelf.
	Okay.
	I'm just letting you know you're going to see my whole browser if I don't hide that.
	See, that's a temporary shelf that hides what I'm doing.
	Unless you want to see me browsing on the screen.
	Fix the temporary shelf thing.
	What do you mean?
	That is the fix.
	Whatever, Ryan.
	Let's not argue and bore people to death.
	Here's me talking about that.
	Nita Fashions made me this linen suit.
	Look at that.
	You get your name in it.
	We've explained this many.
	Look at that.
	Gavin McInnes, beautifully written on the inside.
	You should have a suit.
	If you're a total loser who never needs a suit, you need a suit for weddings and funerals.
	I'm going to be doing a wedding this Saturday.
	You need to have that at least one in your closet.
	And why not make it fit like pajamas?
	These suits feel so good.
	I am wearing my PJs right now.
	I'm wearing flannel PJs, but I'm wearing a suit.
	Look at that, GM.
	You know, my old shirts when I was fat say GMM.
	These say GM.
	And I know when I'm grabbing my shirts to grab this one because it'll account for the fact that I have put on a bit of weight.
	So what you do is you contact them, info at nitafashions.com, I believe.
	And they will help you measure yourself, your dimensions.
	Sales at NitaFashions.com works too.
	They're in Hong Kong.
	And they'll measure you up.
	Then you, once you get all of your measurements done, they've got a big book that's dedicated to you.
	And then they have your shirt size, your jacket size.
	They can send you swatches.
	And you just choose your shirt.
	You can have a cheap garbage shirt for $50.
	You can have a super fancy shirt for $150.
	It's up to you what you buy.
	And then once you get that established, like if you're a lawyer, I think most of the clients we send there are lawyers.
	Now you command more respect.
	When I see people who don't have their top button done on TV, I just think, you're a loser.
	You don't know what you're doing.
	I don't trust you.
	And in the case of law, that's very dangerous.
	Ryan, we got to turn off this AC.
	This is embarrassing.
	Sure, sure.
	So keep the Native fashions up.
	Do you know how to work the AC?
	I've just figured it out on my own, but I'm smarter than you, so you might not be able to.
	You just go up to like 74 degrees, and then you hit override, next, done.
	And she go off in 15 seconds.
	All right, so that's our ads.
	NitaFashions, info at nitafashions.com.
	You can also contact them on their Instagram.
	What's their Instagram?
	Probably Nita Fashions.
	I would assume that.
	Contact them on their Instagram and set up an appointment there, Nita.fashions.
	It's great.
	Just try one shirt.
	And I've told you before, I got fat for my pants and I said, do I have to throw out all my suits?
	They go, no, send us back your pants.
	We sewed in an inch and a half because we knew you'd get fat the way we see you drink beer.
	And boom.
	They fixed all my pants.
	Now all my suits are brand new again and I'm so comfortable.
	We had a reader ask, a reader, we had a subscriber ask, why don't you ever wear belts with your suits?
	They look good.
	I would.
	I don't have to.
	They're totally redundant.
	What's this video?
	I didn't want to distract you, but this is the copper cap fight.
	Oh, no, this is you sparring with some other dudes.
	So this is you being an artist?
	This is a temporary thing while I go, just something interesting and fun.
	No, it has to be relevant to the thing.
	All right.
	You're making me jump ahead to the contest, and stop showing that.
	It's a very bad fight.
	So here's the idea, folks.
	Contest.
	Announcing a contest.
	We have about 10 topics we tend to focus on on this show.
	It just happened organically.
	In the background, as you've noticed, Ryan is incompetent and will pull up some awkward fight I had with a guy we called Klobber who's been boxing since he's eight years old and could kill me in his sleep.
	That's so fucking funny.
	So true.
	That wasn't bad.
	So I want something going on behind us while I talk about these various subjects.
	Now, here are the subjects.
	Maybe you can bring them up on the screen, Ryan.
	Okay.
	We have 10 subjects.
	I notice I spelled feminism wrong, but they are as follows.
	Feminism, LGBTQ, racism, the January 6th meandering, the war on cops, Joe Biden, Antifa, the final video, the mailbag, and fake news.
	Those are 10 subjects we tend to focus on.
	Now, I don't need those words, but I need those concepts.
	So while we're doing an LGBT thing, it would be cool if there was like rainbows going on in the background and stuff.
	Remember, the top two TVs don't really get a lot of airtime, so don't worry about the top.
	Focus more on this half, you know?
	Feminism.
	And don't worry about words.
	We don't need the word racism dancing around on the screen.
	But I want a one-minute, one minute that can loop of racially charged stuff.
	Maybe it's the clan.
	I don't know what it is.
	Maybe it's breakdancing.
	It can be, it's pretty easy, actually.
	So what we're going to do is we're going to give the winner of each one minute loop $100.
	But if you're really, really good, you'll probably win all of these.
	So that's $1,000 because there's 10.
	So the winner of each one-minute loop, whatever has the best loop, will get $100.
	But I have a feeling if you're good enough to do the best feminism, which could be like a bunch of screaming liberals, but also like slutty chicks, right?
	Even semi-pornographic girls in lingerie, that goes under the subject of feminism.
	They hate that.
	It doesn't have to be all the things that that group likes.
	You know what I mean?
	Like for the war on cops, it could be a totally pro-cop thing, but it could also be people like screaming at cops.
	That works for the war on cops, too.
	And loop that for a minute.
	I have a feeling if you win one of them, you're going to win them all.
	So you're going to win a thousand bucks.
	$700 billion and a trillion three hundred billion dollars.
	We have some new shirts coming out, by the way, of Biden quotes.
	Exciting.
	I'll save that for when they're closer to ready.
	And we have a few other shirts.
	Actually, I made a shirt, Ryan.
	I forgot this.
	This is a surprise.
	I'll have to get my phone.
	I made a shirt of you saying mom culture is awesome.
	Is that those are the words verbatim?
	Yeah, why don't you direct the camera to yourself and I'll go get my phone?
	Okay.
	All right, so.
	Your camera's not directed to you right now.
	But yeah, it's got to spin around, do this little thing.
	Hello, everybody.
	So I hope you guys can hear me.
	I'm looking only at my messages because I do have people telling me tech updates.
	So guys, sit back, relax.
	Don't worry about telling us what's wrong.
	We have people that are skilled and on top of it, and I'm getting to these as possible.
	So far, I know it's delayed, but sounds good.
	Anita Fashions, are you okay?
	And the lighting looks great.
	Okay, so so far, we're quiet.
	I did boost it up.
	I noticed he was quiet.
	And so just to sit back, enjoy the show, there is somebody nerding out about all these details.
	Wait, you already fucked up the audio of this live?
	I did not.
	But I've been scared about clipping, so I've been lowering down the volume.
	Because last time you pumped it up super high.
	Exactly.
	And you can't save clipped audio.
	You can always boost low audio.
	And so what I did was...
	What I thought was amazing about that was you came up with this crazy idea to super pump it up without trying that first.
	You just did it live.
	Yes, you know what?
	You're right.
	That felt weird, didn't it?
	You don't even know what to do anymore.
	I just forwarded you the email and I said, the first sketch he sent, I said, Ryan wears a diamond earring in his left ear.
	Can you redo it with a diamond earring?
	He's like, yeah, no problem.
	My guy.
	And then he added this with his updated version.
	Which ear is the gay ear?
	The ear most homosexuals get pierced more often than not is the left ear.
	Incorrect.
	Its reputation as the gay ear.
	Not correct.
	It therefore suffices to say, that's terrible grammar.
	It's therefore sufficed to say that when someone who is a heterosexual is piercing their left ear, it simply means that they are getting their gay ear pierced.
	It is most times advisable that straight men avoid getting the ear pierced if they intend going on with being straight.
	It is, however, normal for people to pierce both ears.
	Ryan, you're not smart enough to figure out the fucking AC.
	It's still blazing.
	And you're too stupid to notice it's on.
	And why am I capable of figuring out the AC and you are not?
	I didn't take a night course in AC.
	When we first moved into the studio, I was like, hmm, I got to turn this off.
	It's too loud in here.
	And then I figured out how it works.
	I have to then tell you, and then you can't even mimic what I did after I explain it to you.
	Amazing.
	It is, however, normal for people to pierce both ears regardless of the category they find themselves.
	It should be noted that the concept of gay ears is one that is fast losing strength as more and more people are piercing their ears without recourse to sexual leanings.
	Okay, let's count 15 seconds.
	One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen.
	How do you, like, you must get lost a lot when you drive.
	So wait, it's, you set the temperature high, did that, and then override, next, done.
	All right.
	Um, go to you, I will fix this fucking problem.
	Okay.
	Check your email, too.
	Maybe that.
	The thing is, there's no attached images.
	I don't know what that's all about.
	Yeah, the email is there, but there are no attached images.
	I'm going to spin this camera around.
	We're going to see what's going on over there with Gavin.
	Not my fault, but mine.
	Damn it.
	Of course, if this doesn't work, I'll be eating crow.
	Okay, let me try again.
	Forward Ryan.
	It just says the names?
	Yeah.
	Huh.
	Okay, I have an idea.
	Oh, you want to see something cool?
	This is not a very good show.
	There's a lot of tech distractions here.
	But by the way, the gay ear is the right ear.
	I've known this all my life.
	That's something you check.
	The gay ear is the right ear?
	That's correct.
	There's numerous articles written about it.
	This has been known forever and ever and ever.
	Wait a minute.
	This isn't working.
	I was mocking you for not understanding the AC, but we appear to be in a similar boat.
	Go back to you.
	Let me try this again.
	Oh, the AC.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	It's not a very good show so far.
	And it's not a very good show.
	Okay, guys, we're back here.
	And you know what?
	Let's play a little bit of the song.
	The Lion Man.
	And by the way, today there's been some news.
	Is that why we played this song?
	It's because the former banjo player made a statement.
	Gavin?
	Yes, shit for brains, obviously.
	Okay.
	I thought perhaps he just wanted to rock out to the song.
	So you thought, you thought, coincidentally, Mumford and Sons is all over the news, and I just wanted to hear that song.
	Coincidentally.
	I think you were listening to that the other day, and I thought the news just came.
	The other day?
	No, we were listening to it today because they're all over the news.
	Okay.
	Dude, your brain is shit.
	I don't think it's that big of a deal.
	I mean, you could just be like, yes, that's why it's the song.
	And then we'll all be happy.
	All right, check the email now.
	Jesus, we're 20 minutes, 25 minutes into the show, and it's been nothing but absolute garbage.
	That's our new shirt.
	That's pretty good.
	Mom Culture is Awesome.
	That's an actual quote.
	Quote.
	Quote.
	Quote.
	Ryan Catsu Rivera said when I made fun of his taste in music.
	I said, your music's all mom music, like Stevie Rayvon and Dire Straits.
	And he said, mom culture is awesome.
	And now that's a shirt.
	I don't hate it.
	So if you wear the shirt, it's like Baba Booey.
	We're making fun of Ryan.
	Oh, shit.
	All right, let's finally start the show, shall we?
	We've done our advertisers, we've had our fights, we've turned off the AC.
	I think we're ready to begin at 9:25 p.m.
	Yes, Mumford and Sons.
	So they're a London band, folky band, the sort of quintessential hipster band.
	And they dared to stray from the path of the radical left.
	They didn't go right, but they just didn't go far, far left.
	And as we know with the radical left, you're either 100% with us or you're 100% against us.
	So this guy, their first mistake, look up, they had sinned earlier by liking Jordan Peterson.
	So their first mistake was a few years ago where they, I think the main guy there, the banjo player, the lead guitarist, he expressed an interest in Jordan Peterson.
	The rest of the band thought, yeah, whatever.
	So he invited him over to the studio.
	And if you scroll down, you'll see their first sin.
	This is the worst thing you could do, is pose with Jordan Peterson.
	This was a sin.
	Look at it.
	So the guy in the middle, I'll get his name in a second.
	He's the banjo guy, British guy, upper middle class, British dude.
	You know, got into the banjo, became a seminal part of the band, but he has sin now, so he's out.
	He invited Jordan Peterson by the studio.
	They all had a good time.
	Those guys might not even know who Jordan Peterson is, but everyone was pissed off because he's a Nazi.
	Jordan Peterson is a Nazi with the kids today, which boggles the mind because he's a left-wing pussy.
	So that was Sin one.
	And then Sin two was this guy, and go to the second link after the opening song here, Antifa Privilege.
	This guy expressed interest in Andy No.
	What he said was, Andy No's book is pretty good.
	Winston Marshall's millionaire Brexiteer father backs him for quitting Mumford and Sons after he became cancel culture victim of viral mob when he praised U.S. conservative journalists.
	Like all he did.
	So his two sins so far are inviting Jordan Peterson by the studio.
	Jordan Peterson is a Dave Rubin liberal.
	The only left or sorry, right-wing thing he's done is to say, I'm not interested in pronouns.
	Those don't excite me.
	I'm not doing that.
	I'm not saying they, them.
	Which is, you know who else feels that way?
	Everyone.
	Fucking everyone.
	Go tell your dad right now, stop the show.
	Get up from the show.
	You can't stop it.
	It's live.
	Go up to your dad, if you live with him, and say, I want to announce my new pronouns.
	He might even, he'll probably just go like this as he continues watching the game.
	No one does your pronouns.
	Nobody except you and your silly little clique.
	It's a very, it's like punk, really.
	When we were punks, we had our little rules and our thing with the laces and stuff.
	And no one else outside of our tiny, tiny minuscule universe gave a shit.
	That's you and your pronouns.
	So Jordan Peterson, all he did was publicly say it.
	No, I'm not doing that.
	I think it's silly.
	I actually don't think it's good for you, which I thought was an intelligent angle.
	So anyway, he has that guy over.
	And then he said, Andy No is brave.
	You know what?
	Andy No is brave.
	Who the fuck thinks Andy No isn't brave?
	You're a brave man.
	I finally had the time to read your important book.
	Antifa has been vandalizing America and much of the West forever, but more explicitly in the past 15 months, to the tune of $3 billion.
	You're allowed to be against that.
	You're allowed to be against people who attacked small businesses and businesses in general during a pandemic when they were all suffering.
	Pretty normal.
	Pretty normal to be against that.
	Andy knows against that.
	He comes from a communist country.
	He doesn't like communism.
	And all this dude, what's his name?
	Winston Marcellus?
	Winston Marshall.
	Yep.
	So he came out and he said, it's a good book.
	That's a brave guy.
	That fucking smoke show of a woman you just showed is his ex-wife.
	You know why?
	She dumped him because he dared to like Jordan Peterson and Andy No.
	The Jordan Peterson thing was rough.
	It was tough on their marriage.
	It was a rocky road.
	And then when Andy No came along, now I may or may not know this person and he may or may not be a fan of the show.
	So it's possible that him liking me could have also driven her away.
	But what a shitty wife.
	Whatever happened to Till Death Do Us Part?
	What a fucking cunt.
	She is a smoke show, though.
	I think she might be a 10 if you look her up.
	Look her up.
	Cut and paste her name.
	Diana Agron.
	It's a very, you know, what's the word, mainstream idea of beauty.
	There's nothing kooky about her.
	She's like dictionary definition 10, but we're not kicking her out of bed for eating crackers.
	Like, can you get better than that?
	She's pretty much perfect.
	And again, this is not my cup of tea.
	I like ethnically ambiguous brunettes with weird teeth.
	I'm still not blind, though.
	Like, look at that.
	That's a crazy specimen.
	And she fucking dumped him for liking me.
	And she's not the only one.
	I was reading all the letters today, and a lot of them, not a lot of them, but there was one guy who's after 10 years of marriage, three kids, she's leaving him for being red-pilled.
	And that includes the G-Dog.
	Speaking of Mandy No, by the way, so when he last got beat up, and this is what the guy, sorry, let's go back to Winston Marcellus, whatever his name is, saying why he's leaving.
	He's basically leaving because he doesn't want to be a pussy and apologize and say, I don't mean any of this.
	So he said, okay, if I have to apologize, I'm just going to quit the band.
	And maybe you guys can go on doing you.
	This is kind of what happened with me in my ad agency.
	I was like, you know what?
	You guys do what you have to do.
	I'll separate myself from the whole thing.
	I'll take the hit.
	I'll jump on the grenade.
	You guys live on your own.
	But go back to his apology.
	It's on the Daily Mail link.
	I love those first tours, bouncing off a sweaty stage in an Edinburgh catacomb.
	We had to get a gig in Camden by lunch the next day.
	We couldn't fit all four of us and Ted's double bass into the VW polo.
	I think it was Ben who drew the short straw and had to follow by train with his keyboard.
	I remember blitzing down the M6 through the night.
	The lads asleep beside me.
	We made it, but my voice sadly didn't.
	Completely shot by exhaustion, I had to mime at my harmonies.
	Being in Mumford and Sons was exhilarating.
	That's not the main part, though.
	Is there another part?
	There's Andy.
	So people are mad at him, but I don't think it was up to him.
	You got to understand the nuance with these kind of situations.
	Like the band gets mad at you.
	I've been there before Where the people go, why are there a swarm of bees around us?
	And you go, because we're living in clown world.
	I didn't do anything.
	I didn't kick a hive.
	And they go, well, the bees are mad.
	Fuck you.
	Get out of here.
	So that's definitely what happened to him.
	Oh, he's also got a cool thing called a Hong Kong link up, where he tries to help pro-freedom Hong Kongers with this horrible merger with China.
	Yeah, here we go.
	So scroll down.
	And it was not that thought, but mine.
	Keep going.
	I was surrounded by three supremely talented people.
	He's being a mensch on the way out on stage.
	I praised Andy.
	No, God forbid I should do such a horrible thing.
	I've had plenty of abuse, despite blah, blah, blot's high.
	Rather particularly, another viral mob.
	Why did I apologize?
	And then, oh, this is interesting.
	He goes, rub your eyes and purify your heart and prize above all else in the world those who love you and who wish you well.
	Alexander Solzhenetsyn once wrote, that's the guy who experienced gulags and did the book The Gulag Archipelago.
	I also highly recommend, I think we've mentioned this on the show before, his book of speeches, where he talks about the importance of free speech.
	And it's coming from someone who has experienced the Soviet Union.
	So you listen to him when he talks because he goes, I know what you're going through.
	I remember when this was bubbling up and I've seen how it plays out and it plays out real bad for freedom.
	He's actually stopped.
	He's still alive, but he stopped doing speeches and stuff because he sort of goes, you know what?
	I've said what I had to say.
	I've told everyone everything.
	My books are there.
	It's up to you now.
	I'm not fucking God.
	I'm not Jesus.
	I'm not going to hold your hand through this.
	And I commend that.
	But anyway, go back to his apology.
	In the mania of the moment, I was just desperate to protect my bandmates, the Hornet's Nest.
	I had unwittingly hit, had unleashed a black-hearted swarm on them and their families.
	I didn't want them to suffer for my actions.
	They were my priority.
	I was sincerely open to the fact that maybe I did not know something.
	I've spent so much time reflecting and reading, so why leave the band?
	Go down.
	On the eve of leaving to the West.
	Oh, on the eve of his leaving to the West, Solidznetsyn published an essay titled Live Not by Lies.
	I've read it many times now since the incident, started March.
	It still profoundly stirs me.
	And he who is not sufficiently courageous to defend his soul, don't let him be proud of his quote-unquote progressive views, and don't let him boast that he is an academician, or a people's artist, a distinguished figure,
	or a general.
	Let him say to himself, I am part of the herd and a coward.
	It's all the same to me as long as I'm fed and kept warm.
	That's a great point, isn't it?
	Let these people know that they're the mainstream.
	Antifa experience liberal privilege.
	They can do no wrong.
	White blacks, white Asians, all races of whites experience white privilege.
	If you're a left-wing upper middle-class black person, you can get away with murder, literally, like O.J. Simpson.
	Of course, if you're mega of any race, you're fucked.
	And we have to let these people know that, that they are mainstream.
	They are the establishment.
	They are the oppressors, not the oppressed.
	Antifa dresses up like revolutionaries, but they are the paramilitary wing of the DNC doing the damage that the DNC needs to be done.
	And we're at the point now with this shit where it's, as I was saying the other day, it's Sicilian.
	We're in Palermo.
	Antifa are the enforcers.
	They work for the mob and they go and they rough up guys like you and me.
	And then they get away with it.
	They get out, they send out the back door.
	The night of my talk, Max and John got four years.
	Antifa got nothing for beating the living shit out of a journalist and stealing his equipment.
	Nothing at all happened to Finbar Slonum, Caleb Perkins, and Kai Russo.
	Three of the mob of Antifa who were caught, thanks to Gavin Wax, by the way, our own the Spiels Gavin Wax.
	Thanks to him, they were caught.
	But nothing happened to them because they are the mainstream.
	So anyway, go back to his apology.
	And it was not your fault, but mine.
	The only way forward is for me to leave the band.
	I hope in distancing myself from them, I am able to speak my mind without them suffering the consequences.
	That's what it's the summary here.
	I leave with the love in my heart, and I wish those three boys nothing but the best.
	I have no doubt that blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
	I continue my work with Hong Kong Link Up.
	I look forward to new creative projects.
	Winston Marshall.
	What a fucking mess, huh?
	I noticed on Wikipedia about an hour after this happened, you looked up the band, and he's scrubbed.
	He's on the right-hand column as past members.
	Go above my head a bit.
	Members, there they are.
	And then past members, Winston Marshall.
	Toast.
	Isn't that fucked up?
	Hell yeah.
	What do you think of that, Ryan?
	I think it stinks, and I don't like it.
	You think it's stinky, right?
	Yeah, it's failed.
	All right, let's wrap up the free part of the show.
	We've still got another hour and a half behind the paywall.
	I highly recommend you sign up for censored.tv.
	$10 a month.
	Limitless content.
	I feel like...
	Check.
	Am I hearing the echo of the room?
	Check, check, check.
	Check.
	No, I'm coming out of that speaker, you dunce.
	Check, check, check, check, check, check.
	While you're clipping.
	I'm coming out of the speaker, though.
	That's when you clip.
	I'll figure that out.
	Okay, maybe figure that out before we start the show, no?
	Wouldn't that be a priority?
	We've already done, like, four shows.
	Why is this a thing now?
	Isn't he amazing, folks at home?
	CBD has Been our sponsor since day one.
	What do they sell?
	They sell CBD.
	What is CBD?
	CBD is weed without any of the illegal stuff.
	Well, then I don't want it.
	It can't be effective.
	Yeah, it is.
	You may want to pull up the site at some point.
	Let's not worry about the echo right now.
	I mean, we have to worry about it after I'm done this ad.
	The tinctures, you put them in your coffee.
	Your coffee's not edgy and sketchy anymore.
	Now it's a smooth caffeine buzz.
	The gummies drift you off into sweet sleep.
	And I don't like taking sleeping pills.
	I feel like I'm not able to defend my house.
	And I've had people say, well, you're a drunk.
	What about when you drink booze?
	You can't defend your house.
	If I'm drunk and there's a problem, I wake up like that and can crush the world.
	But I've noticed even with sleeping pills, you wake up the next morning and until you've had a coffee and sort of a cold shower, you're still kind of groggy.
	You don't get that with the gummies.
	They help you get to sleep and then there's no punishment.
	I haven't tried the vape.
	I've tried the topical on sore muscles.
	When you do a leg day and you can't walk up the stairs the next day, the CBDs, you know what?
	The potheads are right.
	Marijuana is magic because we took away the THC.
	We took away the most powerful part of marijuana.
	It still is magic.
	Who knew?
	Johnny Apple CBD did.
	Johnnyapple.com.
	Go there.
	Use the promo code Gavin.
	You get 20% off all orders.
	It really is incredible.
	And every time we tune into this site, they've got a new thing.
	They've got a new vape pen.
	They've got new cartridges.
	They've got new cookies.
	They've got new...
	What is this?
	I don't even know what Zenergy is.
	What is that?
	Oh, those are all the different vape juice flavors?
	Ryan's a big vapor.
	Vape.
	He loves to vape.
	So yeah, go there, johnnyapple.com, johnnyapplecbd.com, promo code Gavin, 20% off.
	And these guys have been supporting the show from day one.
	They obviously get harassed by Antifa.
	They get harassed by the radical left.
	They get harangued.
	And they have not faltered, not wavered, not budged since day one.
	So at the very least, you should be supporting a company that supports free speech that much.
	You have to understand, when you see a customer on this show, they have been abused.
	Fuck around, you get abused, seen.
	That was a Jamaican man who threatened me in Costa Rica many years ago.
	Kebbin, I'm worldwide.
	I took a picture of him.
	I got along with him okay.
	He called me Kebine.
	And then he was on the street once.
	He would only wear shorts.
	That's all he owned.
	He lived in a tent.
	He was a Coke dealer in Montezuma, Costa Rica, which was nicknamed Montefuma Coca Rica.
	And because everyone smoked pot and did Coke there.
	And I put him in the do's and don'ts in Vice.
	And then I showed him.
	I was like, look, you're in a magazine.
	He got super fucking pissed.
	He thought that I was like mocking him, which I guess I kind of was.
	And he's like, you don't think I'm international, Kevin?
	I'm international.
	I'm everywhere, you know.
	And then we did Coke in the bathroom of this bar called the Hotel Montezuma.
	And he's getting all intense on the blow.
	And I'm like, I should probably get out of here.
	I'm about to get stabbed.
	And he goes, don't fuck around, Kebin.
	Because if you fuck around, you get abused.
	Seen?
	Like you get abused.
	You know what I mean?
	I was like, gotcha.
	I'm going to head back to the main area.
	You're freaking me out.
	I've told you about him on the show before.
	He looked like the black guy from Ghost, the bad guy.
	But okay, so we're going to get into a lot more stuff.
	We've got calls to take.
	We've got letters.
	We've got fun videos, multimedia.
	It's going to be a huge party.
	But only people who are subscribed to censored.tv can enjoy this huge party.
	And by the way, you guys endured all of the yelling about the AC and the sound and everything.
	Those kinks have been ironed out.
	So now that we're smooth sailing, now that we're on the high winds, and the lake is just like glass right now, now that we're out smooth sailing, you're kicked off the boat.
	Is that really worth a beer and a half a month?
	Really?
	Especially when we have major announcements coming up.
	Oh my God, wait till you hear what we have to tell you on Monday.
	You're going to poop your pants.
	I'll give you a clue.
	It involves Ryan Katsu Rivera and his future.
	Oh, think as crazy as you possibly can.
	Honestly, let your mind wander.
	And that is the gossip we have coming on Monday.
	Let your mind wander.
	But I'm not telling you till Monday.
	I can't believe you moved that cord.
	I stare at it now.
	It's driving me fucking insane.
	Why doesn't it drive you insane?
	According to you.
	Well, because I don't know.
	It doesn't affect the function of the.
	I got audio issues.
	I got walls.
	I got problems.
	But you have a thing where, like, you'll just, you don't have a garbage in your office and you'll just let a bunch of bottles pile up.
	They're all gone.
	But yeah, there was a point where I was.
	And I'm hearing you from the speaker now.
	I was prioritizing everything else but garbage in my room.
	No, nothing but garbage.
	Anyway, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
	Mailbag?
	It's an accident.
	I'm still learning.
	But you saw what I did there?
	What'd you do?
	I programmed a macro that does this fancy thing.
	I know, but you ruined it by showing the mailbag.
	I got some learning to do.
	That was the first real mistake, and we didn't tell anybody.
	We could tell all the subscribers now that we sabotaged the beginning on purpose so the freeloaders get it.
	You're coming out of the speaker.
	Is that really bothering you that much?
	Yeah, I told you not to do it.
	I can hear you.
	You're right there.
	And check, check.
	I'm coming out of the motherfucking speaker.
	We try it again.
	Check, check, check.
	Try it again.
	Check, check, check.
	Yes, you don't know how to work these machines.
	No, the soundboard, I absolutely do not.
	You're in over your head in this job.
	With the soundboard, yeah, but we found out why, you know, we did a lot last night.
	Us and the tech guy, me and the tech guy.
	We took apart a lot of the components of the...
	You don't want to hear this.
	Who gives a shit?
	No, I just.
	I don't want to hear this.
	I just can't believe it still sucks.
	It's actually worse.
	The sound is worse than it's been all week.
	Yeah, we did.
	So the sounds of calls are going to be better.
	The call sounds are going to be better.
	Why am I hearing you and me out of this goddamn motherfucking speaker?
	Well, I have a feeling it has to do with the mixes.
	I don't want to press buttons because that could sabotage the show.
	Then we don't have audio.
	So let's cut our losses with the whole echo thing.
	All right.
	He's coming back physically so he can put his hands on the soundboard.
	And we found out what needs to happen.
	I was at the gym today, and I walk in, and there's two guys sparring that are monsters that I would not want to fight.
	The problem with monsters is they're nice guys, right?
	So they're not trying to kill you.
	But the odd time they do go, it kills.
	So it's this like old mobster dude and then this Irish fireman.
	They're around my age.
	And they go, shoot up, Gavin.
	That's how he talks.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I spent a lot of money on Bitcoin.
	I lost a lot of money, but I made a lot of money too.
	What's the TV?
	Well, why is it on?
	I thought you were going to have a phone here.
	Uh-huh.
	Check, check, check.
	No, you're wrong again.
	Check, check, check.
	Check, check, check.
	No, I can tell by the bass that it's coming out of a speaker.
	Check, check, check.
	You suck, dude.
	You're a retard.
	Your father was right when he suggested you get an abortion.
	Okay.
	Why is that a thing?
	But now that I've learned it, have you learned it?
	Check, check, check.
	Still coming out of speakers.
	Welcome to the Check, Check, Check Show, where you get to see us Iron at the Kinks, even though we've had check, check, check.
	Yeah.
	Okay, for allergy mission, booty.
	Check, check, check.
	I don't know, that's gonna work.
	Check, check, check.
	Oh, now you're proud, like you kick ass.
	Yeah, nailed it, dude.
	All right.
	You made it to zero from negative 40.
	Wow.
	Time to celebrate.
	You know, for everybody out there who's inspired, it's called problem solving.
	You try things out and you probably.
	Why are you problem solving when we're doing a show?
	You know how many comments we're getting right now about how angry people are doing?
	Okay, see, that one's new.
	That one's going to show your room.
	I got these Eames chairs.
	They come with Ottomans.
	I think we're not going to use Ottomans for the talk.
	So I put the Ottomans in storage.
	And then Ryan comes into my office and he's like, hey, man, are we using those Ottomans?
	And I go, well, no, not really.
	And he goes, okay, could I have one?
	Yeah.
	So he has an Ottoman in his office.
	Why?
	So.
	I need a break from this chair at times.
	I wasn't going to complain, but you asked.
	This is an uncomfortable chair.
	What about your fancy chair from the old studio?
	I can grab that.
	I mean, that's been chilling at my crib.
	So that's going to take a little, you know, pack that up, bring it over here.
	Pack it up?
	How do you pack up a swivel chair?
	That's a good question.
	Bubble wrap in a big box?
	Maybe.
	But I think I might just carry it, put it in the trunk.
	Yeah, that would be what every single other person in the world would do.
	Yeah, no, I'm not.
	So you're too stupid to have thought to pack your comfy chair.
	I'm too original.
	And how often do you use that ottoman?
	Not very.
	Never.
	Let's try never.
	I had my girlfriend here.
	She was going to pick me up, and I had to do some stuff, so she's waiting.
	That came in handy.
	Otherwise, she's sitting on the couch, dirtying up this couch.
	Dirtying up this couch.
	Yeah, that's a guy's only couch.
	Anyway, sorry for this terrible show.
	This one's really sucked.
	They're not all going to be out of the park, especially as we iron out these technical glitches with a retard at the helm.
	But yeah, I get to the gym and they go, are you going to move around with this suit up?
	A lot of vernacular.
	I can't tell if they're kidding or not.
	And you're a pussy if you go, are you serious?
	Do I have to actually spar with you guys?
	So you just go, all right, I'll warm up.
	And you start skipping rope, praying that that was a joke.
	And then they keep fighting, which is good too, because you think, even if I do have to spar with these guys, it'll be on like the fifth or sixth round for them.
	And they'll be exhausted and we'll at least be in the same universe, as opposed to me fighting Superman and Batman at the same time.
	And then you see one of the guys taking his wraps off and you're like, you wouldn't be taking your wraps off if you had more rounds in you.
	I think you were kidding about sparring.
	And then later, Larry goes, yo, put on your fucking body bag.
	The body bag is this thing that goes around your body and then everyone gets to punch you in the body.
	It sucks shit.
	And it's exhausting.
	And occasionally you'll crack a rib with it.
	My new thing is I wear two, two body bags.
	So I go, yeah, right.
	Put on a body bag.
	And in my head, I'm like, please be kidding, please be kidding, please be kidding, please be kidding.
	He was kidding.
	He didn't want me to put on the body bag.
	So it ended up being a very kind of a peaceful morning.
	I just hit the water bag, did the slip rope.
	I don't know, it was pretty fucking simple.
	But I've realized I spend most of my time at the boxing gym dreading sparring, praying to God that I don't have to spar.
	And they always say the same shit, dude.
	They're always like, well, just work around.
	You know, take it easy.
	We're not trying to kill nobody.
	That's the same quote they always say.
	We're not trying to kill nobody.
	Now, here's the problem.
	I'm not good enough to do soft punches.
	I'm like, imagine, I don't know, it was in the dark and there was bats attacking you.
	You wouldn't like play with some of the bats and tap some of them off to the side.
	You'd go, that's how I box.
	So as I'm screaming, punching wildly, I punch you in the head really hard.
	And then they go, oh, okay, we're playing at that level.
	So now they start punching me as hard.
	In fact, I've had guys say, oh, okay, that means I can hit you that hard.
	Verbatim.
	So now they're punching me hard.
	Now I'm punching them hard.
	Now it's a brawl.
	It's bats in the dark.
	The why of things.
	That's how I would describe my boxing technique.
	Bats in the dark.
	All right, we'll take some calls soon.
	I hope that works.
	If that doesn't work, we're going to be...
	That's going to work.
	And...
	And I think I know why.
	Because we tried very hard last night.
	We put in some good work.
	You're very confident, aren't you?
	Yes.
	But now you're making me unconfident with saying that.
	I promise you the Skype calls will suck.
	I promise.
	I'll bet you $10 right now that the Skype calls, the first person's going to have problems and it's going to take some kink ironing.
	Do you want to make a bet?
	Nothing wrong with that.
	Do you want to make a bet?
	That's my answer.
	No?
	Do you want to make a bet?
	So let's virtually shake hands right now.
	I bet you $10.
	I bet you $10 Skype will not go off without a hitch.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Let's look at the war on cops.
	So we're in the South Bronx here.
	Cops were just ambushed.
	Actually, why don't you jump to that?
	Cops ambushed.
	Nobody cares.
	This was right by our new studio.
	We're by the hub in the South Bronx.
	Nope.
	It's under cops ambushed.
	Oh, wait.
	Sorry.
	It's under Welcome to the Neighborhood.
	That was my bad.
	I was wrong.
	Ryan was right.
	Welcome to the Neighborhood.
	This is our hood where we now house our studio.
	It's cheap.
	It's like fucking 10 times the size of our old studio.
	And there's a lesson here, by the way, folks, with business.
	If you have an idea for a company, cupcakes, sell them out of your house, out of some shithole in Manhattan, some tiny apartment, whatever, for two years.
	Suffer for two years.
	Our old studio, I think it literally was a closet.
	I think it was where the janitor stored stuff.
	And then he ended up farming out a lot of the maintenance and cleaning.
	So he didn't need such a big room for all his brooms and shit.
	That's where we were.
	And we suffered there for two years, boiling hot.
	Horrible, horrible studio, but we suffered for two years because we didn't want this thing to fail.
	Then we saw it was gaining momentum and it's really gaining momentum, by the way.
	I've got big plans for this site.
	And lots of people coming on board.
	You're not going to spend more than 10 bucks a month.
	I promise you that.
	I'll never force you to pay more, but I promise you, you will incrementally get more and more shit and it'll be more and more exciting because I weathered the two-year storm and got sued and had to reincorporate and lost our payment processor and threatened to sue the payment processors,
	blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
	Did all that shit.
	And now that we're sort of sailing in the lake, as I used the same analogy earlier, now we're ready to rock.
	Oh, so lucky that is a lucky bird.
	So we're here in the South Bronx by the hub.
	And this is what goes on here.
	Cops are so...
	And by the way, this would have been a segment that you could have done a backdrop for, The War on Cops.
	That was one of them, right?
	Yep.
	That was number one, two, three, four, five.
	Number five.
	This is them just brazenly attacking a cop.
	He's off duty.
	And at 11.41 a.m.
	Is the video down there?
	Yeah, look at this.
	Wait, that's not the video.
	I hate.
	This is my biggest pet peeve with the entire internet.
	You ready?
	Ads are annoying.
	Like you go to Gateway Pundit or Daily Mail, and it's like a website from idiocracy with the non-stop ads.
	But my biggest pet peeve with the World Wide Web is you go to an article, it's like, mom eaten by bear.
	Oh, shit.
	Then there's a video there.
	You click on it.
	It's a totally unrelated video.
	What in the Sam fucking hell is that?
	By the way, Ryan, speaking of your fuck-ups, you should have been freezing this studio from 7 to 9 at 60 degrees until it's a fucking fridge and you can see your breath.
	Okay, noted.
	We could do that next time, sure.
	But how did you not think of that?
	I just didn't.
	It was an oversight.
	I was trying to make sure the audio was going.
	You know what?
	I don't know.
	Oh, you were trying to make sure the audio was good.
	So you didn't make it cold in here.
	Yeah, it was here last time.
	Livable because you were working on the audio.
	Until I don't even know what time.
	Anyway.
	I didn't count the time.
	I hate this fucking shit.
	I hate when you click on a video and it's not related to the motherfucking article.
	How is that even allowed?
	That's verboten.
	That's fraud.
	Here's another shitty trick going on these days, by the way.
	You go to Twitter, they show you what's trending and it's something that doesn't even look that crazy.
	Not mom eaten by bear, but it's like the trouble with the thickness of shoes today and why they don't last very long.
	And you go, I don't really give a shit about that, but whatever.
	I'm on the train.
	So you click on it and then you have to sign up.
	And you go, I'm not signing up to the Wall Street Journal for this stupid shitty article.
	Or even worse, like the Toronto Daily Star, some weird Canadian thing.
	And I think what's happening is Twitter is selling stories to subscription-based news sites, and then they give you a story and you have to sign up to fucking hear it.
	Well, that ain't working.
	Anyway, let's see a cop be abused for no reason in the South Bronx.
	This is maybe 12 minutes from our studio.
	Look at the confidence, too.
	One, two, three, four guys.
	Poised and ready to rock.
	What's with that view?
	Ryan, it's all black.
	They're highlighting him.
	Oh, I see.
	See, the reason they do this is twofold.
	One is the media has told them that cops are hunting them and they need revenge.
	Two, there's no bail.
	They know nothing's going to happen to them.
	Why not?
	Why not fuck with these cops?
	You told me they're my enemy.
	They're a rival gang.
	And nothing will happen to me if I do it.
	Just north of us in New Rochelle, we have a guy.
	This guy is fucked is the header.
	So he's at a gas station.
	He sees this guy.
	I think his name's Fogg.
	Martin Fogg?
	Something Fogg.
	Beating the shit out of his mom.
	And he's kicking her door of her car in.
	And then he goes, hey, buddy, take it easy.
	Take it easy.
	And the guy's, what you going to do, motherfucker?
	And so the guy attacks him.
	So he, I think this undercover cop, Mike Vaccaro, is like, all right, all right, I don't need any trouble.
	I don't need any trouble.
	And he calls for backup and he starts going away.
	And the guy's, the black guy's like, I'll kill you, motherfucker.
	I'll fuck you up.
	And then the police show up and he keeps talking about how he's going to kill him.
	And so the guy hits him, I think, twice.
	He's done.
	His career is over.
	$2 million pension down the drain.
	Like, he's fucked for this.
	So you go, okay, what did he do?
	Did he stick a broomstick up someone's ass?
	I think I have the video here of what happened.
	Okay, so wait, wait, actually, go back, go back.
	Show the other video first.
	So that's the beginning of this fog guy being a fag.
	Wow, that's sharp.
	I want to get the cameras that these guys have.
	Is that zoomed out?
	Skip around a bit.
	So I think the cop's car...
	Yeah, so that's the bad guy right there.
	And he's already attacked one woman, and there he is attacking his mother.
	That's his mother.
	He just kicked her car door.
	He could have zoomed out more.
	I think we missed it, Ryan.
	You're too close.
	Yeah, there we go.
	So that's like the girlfriend.
	And then the mother is there in the other white car.
	And he's like, oh, what?
	My mom's here too now?
	Fuck that bitch.
	I hate my mom.
	So she's like, I'm out of here.
	This guy's a psycho.
	My son is a psycho.
	So this is when the undercover or the off-duty cop says, take it easy, my guy.
	And he threatens him.
	So the guy doesn't fight him there.
	The guy leaves, okay, now you can go back to the other video.
	Color TV.
	Coward, nigga.
	That's the guy.
	That's the mic.
	The shit of you.
	This black repetition thing.
	This is the same thing 20 times in a row.
	Word of my life I'll beat the shit out of you.
	Okay, here stop.
	Stop.
	This is it.
	Oh, that was a perfect freeze.
	Oh, you ruined it.
	Stop.
	So the officer's only defense is you're about to see the guy cock his arm back.
	There.
	Right?
	He cocks his arm back, and the cop responds.
	That's the crime.
	That's the end of his career.
	That's his family out of a pension.
	That's his whole life flushed down the toilet.
	This cell phone video.
	So that is clearly someone about to punch you, right?
	Now, most cops know in today's age, you should take the beating.
	Take the punch to the face.
	There's other cops there.
	They're not going to steal your gun.
	So what we've told cops is, if someone caulks back to punch you, take it.
	And then you can tune them up after.
	So that's his sin right there, what you just saw.
	That's a $2 million punch.
	What?
	How the fuck did we get here?
	Look at what a pussy he is, too.
	He's like, word of my life.
	I'll fuck you up, nigga.
	And then he gets two punches and he's...
	So now the cops get him out of there.
	Look at how instantly he folds after one hit.
	I realize cops are surrounding him, but you can tell even with the cops that he's a pussy.
	That guy lost his temper.
	He punched someone who was attacking his own mother and saying, word on my life, I'll fuck you up, nigga.
	He's mad.
	He's probably smushing his head there Too hard.
	Is that worth the end of your career?
	This is what I've been talking about all week: like liberal privilege, black privilege.
	They can do, they can attack their mothers, attack their girlfriends.
	They need counseling.
	They get away with bail.
	A cop is a little too rough once, entire career over.
	And that $2 million, like that's his pension for the rest of his life.
	That's what his wife would live on.
	That's what help their kids get through school.
	That's why you be a cop.
	That's why you endure the shit for 20 years.
	I actually think the pension is too high.
	And I think retiring at 40 is too soon.
	Sorry, my cop viewers are going to be mad.
	I think you should go until closer to 50.
	And 120 grand a year, 100 grand a year for detectives.
	That's a bit rich, guys.
	It's a bit rich.
	They tend to just like own bars and shit anyway.
	This is my least popular cop opinion is that their pensions are too rich, especially in the old days.
	Now they're a little more snug.
	But in New York City, five years ago, 10 years ago, ridiculous.
	And the city just can't afford it.
	But anyway, to lose all that and the big picture is he signed up for abuse for 20 years so he could retire and take care of his family forever.
	And that's taken away because of that stupid punch.
	And the weird thing is I talk to other cops about it and they're like, yeah, he's fucked.
	He shouldn't have done that.
	Like they sound, I'm not going to say pussy whipped, but like they're just so beaten down that they go, yeah, you're not allowed to do that.
	You can't have any pudding if you don't eat your meat.
	They sound like kids in a Pink Floyd video.
	Here's a story speaking of cops that will never go anywheres.
	Cop ambushed.
	Nobody cares.
	Police chief slain Colorado officer was ambushed.
	Have you heard about this anywhere else?
	Has this appeared anywhere on any news source?
	Scroll down.
	A police officer who was one of the three people killed in a shooting at a suburban Denver shopping district was ambushed by a suspect who expressed hatred toward police, authorities said Tuesday.
	In other words, it was a hate crime.
	Arvada police officer Gordon Beasley was targeted because he was wearing an Arvada police uniform and a badge, Chief Link Strait said.
	Officer Beasley was ambushed by someone who expressed hatred of police officers.
	Strait called it a deliberate act of violence and an isolated incident, but he did not provide details about the suspect.
	Of course, he wouldn't want to embarrass him.
	Of course, we get details of the cop who shot or who whatever George Floyd within hours.
	The suspect also died in the shooting on Monday, how authorities knew that the suspect had deliberately attacked Beasley and how they knew about the suspect views towards police.
	Wait.
	Authorities knew.
	Oh, yeah.
	The suspect was identified as 59-year-old Ronald Troik by Jefferson County coroner Annette Cannon.
	59?
	What the fuck was he still doing in the force?
	They did not explain what started Monday's shootout, which also killed a man.
	I don't like the tone of this article.
	It's very dubious.
	But yeah.
	It's clear that cops are getting killed on a regular basis.
	Blacks are not getting killed by cops to any statistically relevant degree.
	We have more people that die from spider bites every year than innocent blacks shot by cops.
	However, we have, what are we up to now?
	I think it's like 50 cops shot dead a year in America.
	No parades.
	Nothing for them.
	And by the way, these were not cops that were picking a fight, trying to do suicide by perp.
	That's not a thing.
	Suicide by cop is a thing.
	Let's end this war on cops segment with probably the easiest pursuit I've ever seen in my life.
	Yet another shit chest who thinks she can take on a cop.
	Turn it up.
	Leave.
	Beth, let's go!
	Beth, Selfie!
	We're doing nothing wrong.
	Leave.
	Okay, I've watched this 900 times.
	I finally realized what she said.
	He goes, leave.
	She goes make me.
	And then he goes to pursue her.
	And she's like, Beth, let's go.
	And then she thinks she can escape.
	Look how easily her legs fold together.
	Beth, let's go.
	Beth, Selfie!
	We're doing nothing wrong.
	That's a hard fall.
	Leave.
	Beth, let's go.
	Oh, I think he said leave, and she goes, I don't want to.
	I heard don't get smart with me.
	Leave.
	Yeah, don't get smart with me.
	The January 6th meandering.
	We got some stuff on that.
	Fake news.
	That's interesting too.
	Kumio and I were supposed to discuss this movie yesterday, Karen, which BET is putting out.
	And it's all about, it's a liberal fantasy.
	And the fantasy is that racist bitches attack, murder, and frame beautiful upper-middle-class black people who move into a nice neighborhood.
	This is not a thing.
	However, I don't have the link.
	You'll have to look it up.
	However, white people moving into a black neighborhood, you're fucked.
	You're going to get told to leave.
	White people looking at real estate in a black neighborhood will get you fucked up.
	They will start harassing you on the street.
	And when I lived in Williamsburg, some young kids would keep going east to Bushwick, which is near East New York, which is a danger zone.
	And they'd be like getting milk at the bodega.
	And they'd just be screamed at.
	Why the fuck you in this neighborhood, you white motherfucker?
	What you doing here, white boy?
	And there'd just be some girl sitting crying.
	Turn it up.
	Somebody's Taking home security serious.
	Hi, I am Karen Drexler.
	I'm your neighbor.
	You need to be taking your trash cans off the curb right when the trash is picked up.
	Is she nice?
	Yeah, she's nice.
	Wait a minute.
	We have a white entitled neighbor named Karen.
	I like how.
	Hold on.
	I like how someone in the movie is talking about how absurd their own movie is.
	Isn't that kind of a cliche?
	In the kitchen.
	I've come across some slaving away in the kitchen, she said.
	Can you please hurry up?
	Please do they're very aggressive.
	Yep.
	I left my wallet with my ID at home.
	Leave us alone.
	We didn't do anything.
	Come on, stop.
	Who the fuck leaves their wallet with their ID at home?
	You want to go out for a walk?
	Yeah, sure.
	I'll just put my bare pants on.
	I've never done that in my life.
	Maybe at the swimming pool, I could say, I don't have my wallet on me.
	I'm swimming.
	That's about it.
	And this actress, by the way, has said she really enjoyed doing this world because it's very important to show this pattern of Karens.
	And you'll notice this whole thing where she was calling them, that was based on the Central Park thing.
	I mean, I'm of two minds with the Karens because they fuck with me too, but this is a mythical scenario.
	A nice, clean, upper-middle-class black couple.
	If a upper-middle-class black couple moves into a fancy neighborhood, everyone poops their pants with excitement.
	They wish blacks would move into their neighborhood, but blacks can't afford their $3 million homes.
	So this scenario where they're like, well, looky here, what do we got?
	And the thing that always disturbs me about this stuff is that they want it to be true.
	Like a lot of black people want this to be the truth.
	And that's why they can't live in fancy places because they get shut down.
	But a lot of liberals are going to watch that and masturbate because they want it to be true.
	Because it explains black failure, I guess.
	Black failure, white guilt.
	Let's see the rest of the stupid trailer.
	Did you end up moving to this neighborhood?
	Next thing you know, we have criminals.
	You take care of him and I will take care of her.
	Would you mind stepping out of the car?
	My office has uncovered some disturbing information on her and her brother.
	Wait, go back.
	Go back, go back to the African cop.
	Teenagers.
	Suspect.
	End up moving to this neighborhood.
	Next thing you know, we have criminals.
	You take care of him and I will take care of her.
	Would you mind stepping out of the car?
	My office isn't covered.
	Stop.
	What the fuck is that office?
	Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what the fuck?
	Yeah.
	What?
	That looks like the psychotherapist.
	Are they in Mugabe's headquarters?
	Is this where Edi Amin does his police investigations?
	What is going on?
	We all wear masks.
	I looked into the people harassing you.
	They are gay.
	They eat the poo-poo.
	What has he got there?
	He's got some like black children, some black Americana, then he's got some African statue with like a weird African fucking...
	What's that game called?
	Bacharak?
	No, what's the one with the little discs?
	Othello?
	Yeah, Ryan.
	Othello.
	That has discs.
	Checkers?
	No, the Backgammon.
	Oh, yeah.
	He's got an African Backgammon thing.
	What a weird office for a small-town cop.
	And I like how he looks like Huey Newton in the Black Panthers there.
	Is that a framed Ouija board on the back of the fucking...
	Do you want to summon a spirit while you're here?
	No, we're good.
	Thanks.
	I have looked into the people bothering you.
	They have bad juju.
	Disturbing information on her and her brother.
	She doesn't like black people.
	We have a search warrant.
	Well, I'm black.
	I know she doesn't like you either.
	I want to sell the house.
	By the way, just pause.
	That's my life.
	Being a Trump supporter in liberal Westchester has them harassing my fucking...
	This is my reality.
	And my wife with tears in her eyes saying, I want to sell the house.
	This is what I go through as they vandalize my home produce on a regular basis.
	What you're seeing now is mythical.
	If you want to see this, then follow a Trump supporter in a liberal neighborhood in New York.
	An unlikely partnership, the leader of a quote-unquote hate group and an African-American woman.
	What is that?
	A Dukes of Hazard fucking soap dispenser?
	It's just...
	Is that like an old-timey lighter?
	What is that thing?
	I think it's the soap.
	Confederate ladder, boys.
	Racist-ass soap.
	Racist lighter soap.
	You're living next door to racists.
	You went in her house.
	You wouldn't want your wife to know our little secret, really?
	Doesn't that say that racism isn't a present thing that's everywhere?
	If it's such a big deal?
	Yeah, if you shit your pants when you find it.
	Right.
	And go, how did we end up here?
	We found the 0.001%.
	Please receive it back there.
	What do we have here?
	We need a hammer.
	Everything looks like nails.
	You people are very angry.
	Shut your mouth, boy.
	Bad things happen to people that don't comply.
	Oh, my God.
	I just thought of something.
	I guarantee you that Karen dies at the end of this video.
	Oh, yeah.
	So it's anti-white porn is what it is.
	It's like Django, but modern day.
	Yeah, we're going to see her hanging from a tree at the end of the video.
	And all the self-hating whites will be going, yeah, hang that white bitch.
	They might even develop a black accent while they watch it.
	You know what's, you know, people are starting to hate that shit, like black people.
	They're like, enough.
	They were never part of this.
	Black people were never part of ethnomasochism.
	They were never part of critical race theory.
	This is a white thing.
	Go up to any black person on the street, especially lower middle class to blue collar, and some guy like covered in drywall powder, and go, Hey man, I was reading critical race theory all day, and I really learned a lot about your plight.
	He'd be like, What?
	What are you talking about?
	Oh, Robin D'Angelo, Derek Bell, W.E.B. Dubois, Joy Reed.
	I've been watching it all.
	He'd go, I don't know.
	I don't know who the fuck you're talking about.
	I never heard any of those people.
	Guaranteed.
	I'm so excited to see this horror film, but after watching this trailer, I can't wait to see this comedy.
	A whole mess.
	Why is this black man in a graduation kente cloth?
	Why is Pensatucky in it?
	From Orange of the New Boy.
	So many whys.
	This is the Jordan Pee bootleg we deserve.
	Oh, good.
	Stop the madness.
	Yeah, he's wearing the scarf of the Kunta Kente, whatever scarf that slave owners wore, that Nancy Pelosi wore.
	He was celebrating Nancy Pelosi, actually.
	That was in solidarity with Nancy.
	All right, let's jump over to the January 6th meandering.
	Another thing I'm offering $100 for.
	Like, this is a get off my lawn thing.
	That's the level of quality we're asking for.
	Not too crazy.
	Like, you got a big globe that comes out, boom, it explodes.
	And then there's the logo.
	That's easy.
	Now, if you do something that simple, you might get beat out by someone better.
	But I think the gay one will be the funnest one to do.
	Lots of rainbows and drag queens dancing around.
	Hell yeah.
	Can we ever show people that?
	It can be a compilation of video clips.
	It can be CGI.
	It can be whatever you want it to be.
	Can we ever show people that video you made for your buddy's birthday party?
	Because, I mean, I was typing in Twitter and CumShot came up as one of my searches.
	And I'd like to announce to everybody, I was doing research.
	You know that video that you did for your friend's birthday?
	The birthday punch?
	Okay.
	Is it because it's graphic?
	Should we?
	Or is it because it's personal?
	Okay, I can't.
	We could always warn people.
	I think I have it on my phone.
	I had a cop friend who was having a huge birthday party, but I wasn't able to be in town at the time.
	Right.
	And if you are friends with cops, they always send you stuff like some beautiful woman like this.
	And then she's like, giggling, and she has great tits.
	And then she turns around and she has a boner and then she jizzes or something.
	Or like, it'll be like, I want to show you my tits.
	And she'll just go like this.
	And then right when the tits are about to come out, it'll be a guy in a bathtub covered in feces going, oh.
	Dude, this is brutal.
	And so every time, or it'll just be something so fucking gory, like a guy jumping in front of a train and being cut in half.
	And you see it like vividly.
	Yes.
	So that's the video genre I was dealing with here.
	So I told the guy, I said, hey, man, have a happy birthday.
	And I sent him this video.
	Now, this video is so disgusting.
	Dude, it's crazy.
	If you have kids in the room, get them out of the room.
	This is the grossest shit we've ever shown on this show.
	Ever.
	If you're eating, stop eating.
	If you're not the grossest person in the world, then the rest of you should just sort of squint and go forward because this is fucking gross.
	There's no right way to watch this.
	But it's some of our best work.
	All right, I'll just play it without anything on the screen.
	Hey, Stakes, happy birthday, man.
	I can't be there, but I want to show you a punch you can use out on the streets.
	It's called the birthday punch, right?
	You set it up, you go low, and then you just fucking go, bang, bang, bang, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
	My God.
	So that's why I searched Come Shot Everybody, okay?
	I like when you sent that to me.
	You go, okay, am I done?
	Is this good enough?
	And I'm like, yep, that's a keeper.
	Can I delete it?
	I'm going to have to go wash my computer now.
	But then I noticed when I was looking over your shoulder, you still had a lot of those things still up.
	I still have them?
	Yeah.
	Maybe.
	I don't even want to touch them to delete them, honestly.
	I don't want to touch them.
	To delete them, honestly.
	That's Ryan lying.
	You see, Ryan never admits that he's wrong or that he fucked up.
	It's much easier to think of an excuse.
	So now his excuse is, I abhor this gay porn so much that I don't even want to touch it to delete it.
	It's a funnier thing to say than just I got lazy and who cares?
	I mean, who's going to search my computer?
	My mom?
	She's going to look at my website.
	Let's jump to the January 6th meandering.
	It's considered a crazy lie that Antifa dresses up as us.
	They actively admit it.
	Leftist actors disguised themselves and pretended to work for conservative news outlets during January 6 protests told FBI how to infiltrate Trump rallies.
	Click on that link.
	So again, it's not one...
	None of these are mutually exclusive, right?
	Yes, Antifa was involved.
	Yes, the FBI, I do believe, used honeypots.
	And yes, a bunch of patriotic rednecks acted stupid.
	They're all true.
	Scroll down?
	So sick of that stupid filter.
	Wait, what is this?
	Walter and Peter?
	Scroll down.
	I'm looking for a picture?
	I don't know.
	Oh.
	The real danger of revolver news and Darren J. Beattie is a valuable investigative researcher on 1.6 and indicted Cosmere is not that people will start questioning the official government narrative.
	It's that they'll start to question many other official narratives.
	Yeah, that's a good point.
	Go to the next link.
	So Baked Alaska.
	Yeah, I thought the previous thing was going to show you a bunch of videos of them showing the MAGA hats and stuff they use.
	Actually, go back to that.
	Do they not show that?
	Yeah, it might be a new.
	This episode sucks, man.
	Someone from Arizona, Mr. Gozar, is recognized for five minutes.
	Thank you, Madam Chair.
	No, that's I don't care about that.
	I want to see them showing their disguises.
	There's one.
	Oh, that might be it.
	Getting his disguise on.
	Okay, so I'm going to wear a mask underneath the mask.
	You should wear this.
	I'm wondering if I should wear.
	What do you think I should wear this?
	Should I wear this or this?
	Yeah.
	Here, this is your mask.
	Oh my god, the America mask.
	Dude, I'm not fucking with you.
	You've got to blend in.
	I know you can't stomach wearing it, but like, you need to blend in.
	You have to have a visual identifier.
	You're not coming if you're not wearing this.
	You could also wear this.
	Yeah, the America hat might be my move.
	We'll see.
	I'll bring them both in my backpack.
	We've got.
	Fuck.
	Oh, wait.
	We're ready to.
	I don't know if we're committing crimes doing this, but you know, like, we're...
	Are you insinuating that I don't work for all three of these companies simultaneously?
	I am at least a little bit insinuating that.
	You feel like you think that I don't work for all three companies?
	That's what I wanted to show.
	But yeah, Baked Alaska, we should get him on the show tomorrow.
	Sure.
	Oh, it's Thursday, right?
	I'd like to do a Friday show.
	We should get him on the show tomorrow to discuss him being pressured by the FBI to become a snitch.
	That's why these people are in solitary confinement.
	What they tell the public is, I have to keep them here.
	I have to keep Joe Biggs in solitary confinement because if he gets out, he'll start a revolution and end America.
	They don't really believe that.
	The truth is they're trying to pinch them, twist the vice so they break and they start saying, yes, Trump told me to do it.
	And these people were involved in the oath keepers directed me there.
	And we all had guns and put this guy in prison and that guy in prison.
	You know who else would do that?
	Stalin.
	We're developing a beautiful combination of Stalinism and southern Italian mafioso rule.
	We're somewhere between Czechoslovakia and Sicily.
	I hate this kind of shit, by the way.
	Yeah, about that.
	2015-16, we're in the VIP at Trump events together.
	Did you think we'd meet him into office?
	I always thought we probably would.
	There were those dark nights, though, weren't there?
	I've known you a long time.
	We've been very close and then drifted somewhat.
	And I've always drifted somewhat.
	You abused him.
	I've watched you essentially be the same person, which is a light-hearted entertainer who kind of got swept up in politics in 2015 and never really left you.
	You got the bug and it stuck.
	You know what's going on?
	I know these two very well.
	And Baked is a very naive, nice guy who wants to be fun and edgy and enjoy the spotlight.
	He's remarkably naive and he is easy prey.
	Milo, his father was basically a gangster.
	So though he's a homo or an ex-homo, he has a very predatory nature.
	And I like him.
	I'm not disparaging him, but he's not someone you want to have as an enemy.
	And he can manipulate people very well.
	So what you have here is a lamb and a lion.
	This is not a normal.
	These two blondes are not the same.
	People, those prominent Trump supporters who got roped in to January the 6th, in no small part thanks to the president's own tweets about, you know, come down.
	You got to hand it to Milo, right?
	He leaves us and he's not fucking retiring.
	Like he's getting a great interview right there that I just said I would like to get.
	He's already got it.
	Before we get to that, I want to give people more of a sense of who you are behind the We Love Our Cops videos and behind the other sort of viral entertainments.
	Tell us a little bit about where you're from and your family.
	Right.
	Well, I'm from Anchorage, Alaska.
	Yeah, that's enough.
	We'll check that out later.
	Doesn't that look he should be an interrogator for the FBI, Milo?
	All right, let's jump to well, I'm going to start taking calls at 10.30.
	So I just want to show this one thing then.
	Is it racism?
	No.
	Okay.
	It's fake news.
	Media matters.
	Gotcha.
	I thought this was just such a perfect little tweet.
	Madeline Peltz.
	She works for Media Matters for America.
	And I love that name because it makes you think of media like matter, like ephemera, garbage, dust in the air.
	It's media matter.
	And she says, it is, is it my job to point out that Steve Bannon is live streaming to 40k plus people with Tim Poole when he's supposedly banned from YouTube?
	I mean, I call modern journalists tattletale journalists.
	I kind of stole it from Ezra Levant because when we were there for Tommy Robinson's trial, there's all these journalists tattletaling on him for filming in the courtroom was one of his sins.
	And he wasn't in the courtroom.
	He's in the stairway, but whatever.
	And he goes, that's what journalists do now.
	They tattle on each other.
	They tattle on each other for giving out too much information.
	And there's Madeline...
	What's her name?
	Madeline Peltz, openly admitting that her job is to be a fucking tattletale.
	What a cunt.
	Google image her?
	Madeline Peltz is a dirty woman.
	A dirty bee.
	You heard a Cardi B?
	She's a dirty bee.
	What is she?
	Is she yeah, she's Jewish?
	She's got one of those faces, though, where she can play with her rating and be like, that's a two.
	But I bet we'll find a picture where she's an eight.
	That's pretty bad.
	That one's really bad.
	And that cable knit sweater with the fucking sheepskin lined coat.
	It's so like bully.
	She looks like a female schoolyard bully.
	Is this a before and after?
	This is like, how do you...
	You're two different weights with the same shirt in the same day.
	Let's see more pictures, though.
	I know there's going to be a pretty one.
	Maybe there's an interview of her talking, and I think she talks like this.
	So basically, like that, kind of nasally.
	Okay, let's see if you're right.
	Pelts, I'm a researcher with Media Matters, and I cover Tucker Carlson.
	Kind of?
	No.
	I cover Tucker Carlson.
	That's her job.
	What?
	Tucker Carlson is working hard to report the news, and her job is to cover him reporting.
	I'm Madeline Peltz.
	I'm a researcher with Media Matters, and I cover Tucker Carlson.
	So your job, can you describe what your job is?
	Yeah, so we've got a really great team that works prime time and the evening coverage at Fox News.
	And I am watching Tucker every night.
	I've been doing this for about two years.
	And so I've been hit his programming hit pretty well, and I've been able to sort of piece together the retrospective timeline of his career.
	Why do you think that so you've been watching his show and you've managed through his show, I guess, to retroactively piece together the timeline of his career?
	So on one episode, he'll say, and that's when I was working at MSNBC.
	And then another episode, he'll say, and that's when I was at CNN.
	No, that never happens.
	So what are you talking about?
	God, if any of this shit these people say was a high school essay, they would get a D. I just feel myself watching this shit with like a red wax pencil, just going like, nope, show your work, makes no sense.
	Delete.
	This paragraph can go.
	Keep going with her.
	Doug Up, which has been considerable, is hopefully going to make a difference with the broadcasting.
	And what's the importance of it?
	Well, I think that Tucker's project is fundamentally anti-democratic and normalizes the slide towards fascism and the authoritarian grip on power that exists at the highest levels of government right now.
	And at the same time, he's portraying himself as a victim of the media, which is ridiculous because he holds one of the most powerful microphones on cable television and in politics and political media.
	So I think it's important to reveal the motivation behind what he is doing and where he comes from and where he's been and where he's going because this sort of mainstreaming of white nationalist talking points has opened,
	elevates these alt-right, white identity grievances that otherwise wouldn't be in the media ecosphere, the mainstream media.
	What's the importance of someone like Tucker Carlson on a major news network giving a platform to white nationalists, white supremacists, and kind of mainstream?
	Yeah, so Tucker will invite people on to his show that otherwise wouldn't be invited on.
	He will invite on Tommy Robinson, who's a British anti-Islophobe extremist.
	And that's just someone that no one else would touch.
	He covered this ridiculous faux outrage over land reform in South Africa that resulted in a tweet from President Trump saying that he was directing the State Department to look into it.
	And his programming is closely watched by these fringe white nationalist media figures on South Africa.
	Nothing is going wrong there.
	Wait, let me see.
	His cameras are too good.
	Nothing is going wrong with South Africa.
	Whites are not being treated like cattle there.
	There's no farmers, white farmers getting slaughtered, skinned alive.
	You're not having 10-year-old boys boiled alive in these South African farms.
	So that's not a thing.
	Tommy Robinson is not cracking down on pedophile gangs, grooming gangs that have groomed hundreds of innocent girls and destroyed their lives.
	That's not a thing.
	Right?
	And then lastly, guilt by association.
	So white nationalists watch the show.
	White nationalists also use toilet paper.
	Do you use toilet paper?
	That's always their evidence.
	Like bad people like this.
	Like this.
	This means liberals are obsessed with racism and I think it's stupid and I like antagonizing them.
	Lots of conservatives, lots of MAGA people do this.
	Also, actual Nazis also do this.
	That doesn't mean that this is a Nazi thing.
	All cats are mammals.
	All dogs are mammals.
	All cats are not dogs.
	Can you go back to junior high, please?
	Can you do some basic logic, you silly cow?
	I mean, she just shouldn't be.
	Implored.
	All right, I think we should start taking some calls.
	I'm going to go get a drink.
	Now.
	Well, I gotta find it first.
	Let's see.
	You have to find it?
	You are on the air.
	This is a fucking loser.
	You know, I'm here to learn, share, listen, understand why.
	Hey, why does everyone get two things?
	You have one thing.
	Thank you for calling.
	It's great hearing from you.
	Bye-bye.
	All right, next call.
	Tremble for yourself, my man.
	You know that you have seen this all before.
	Tremble, little lion man.
	You'll never settle any of your score.
	You gotta cut to yourself when I leave, Ryan.
	Uh-oh.
	I'm coming under the speaker again.
	I drank all my bud, and now I just have this.
	What Larry Barnes likes to call Amsterdam Light.
	No tap bud?
	I have tap bud, But me abandoning the studio meant you just played music videos instead of talking and filling up the space.
	This is probably our worst show yet.
	I mean, talking and doing this, the call thing is a little tough.
	But I figured that's a nice little bumper, right?
	We do bumpers.
	I just made that graphic for the three-shot.
	But it's a nice graphic.
	Did you like a lojo for that?
	You mentioned it several times.
	I would like to say that it's effective in saying, hey, wait a second.
	Okay, so I'm told Budweiser's gross.
	They call it horse piss.
	A cop today said it's too sweet.
	That's why he likes Miller Light, which I never heard before.
	He goes, it fills you up too fast.
	It's too sweet.
	So let me try what snobs like, which is amps to light.
	My British friend Tim drinks this.
	He brought it to the studio.
	Here we go, folks.
	It's fine.
	I like it.
	It's very similar to Bud.
	I get how someone could say they hate Bud.
	In fact, he brought these because he knew I'd only have Bud.
	And he's like, no, don't worry about it.
	I bought my own.
	And it's just Bud.
	How is this different?
	3.5% alcohol.
	What a waste.
	Bud is 5.
	Are you hearing me okay?
	Yep.
	Remember, we have a $10 bet on this first call.
	That's correct.
	All right.
	Nervous as shit.
	Let's see.
	Robert.
	You're on the line.
	Hey.
	Uhuru.
	Uhuru.
	How's it going, man?
	Are you echoing?
	Can you hear me okay?
	Yeah, you sound great.
	Thank you, Robert.
	And you can't hear your own voice echoing back?
	No, I cannot.
	Thanks a lot, asshole.
	You just cost me $10.
	Well, we'll wait till the end, to be fair.
	Sorry about that.
	Thank you, Robert.
	We're being honest.
	What's up, Broham?
	I got a recommendation for a new drop.
	It's called You Are Dead Wronged.
	That sounds like a bad thing.
	You can find it on YouTube.
	Yeah.
	Okay, thanks for that.
	You are dead wrong.
	Sounds like a good clip.
	I was going to say, you have to be more specific, but there's no way this isn't it.
	If you think you can graduate from this school without kissing my cock, you are dead wrong.
	That makes me think black thing is genetic because that's Africa and she's overacting.
	Right.
	Like Serbs don't act overact.
	Blacks overact.
	Yep.
	Can't spell blacked without act.
	I remember on Red Eye once, we were talking about minstrels, blackface.
	And I said, this was a major turning point with my popularity there.
	I go, what's the matter with blackface?
	And they go, it demeans blacks.
	It implies they're always like shucking and jiving and yeah.
	And I go, are you sure they weren't?
	You know, back in the days before electricity, when you were just by the fire, before TV, obviously, the way you would correspond is you'd tell stories.
	Now it's dark.
	Black people are dark.
	So they would emote more to get the story across.
	And uh-oh.
	Oh, that's my bad.
	What did you just do?
	I wanted to put, I'm trying to put the, this is so fucking boring.
	I don't know why you asked me this, but I'm trying to put the graphic and thanks for calling on the back of the thing.
	So their hands were lighter here.
	So it would help with the campfire stories to have more of a like, and then we showed up and there was all kinds of stuff going on.
	Now, I looked into this.
	I researched it pretty heavily.
	So I like, this is my little thing.
	And Trump does this too.
	I like to say something that sounds ignorant and crazy, but I've actually secretly previously looked into it.
	And yes, some blackface was insulting.
	But if you looked at, you know, 1 million hours of blackface, it was popular.
	There was a thing called the Black and White Minstrel Show when I was a kid in Britain in the 80s that was on.
	It was just people dancing in blackface, big white lips.
	Hello, singing songs, partying.
	There was also back in the 20s, early 1900s, late 1800s, whites were fascinated by blacks.
	They thought they were cool.
	They were dynamic.
	They had affairs.
	They had parties.
	The American whites were Puritans, and they were coming from a country where they were persecuted for their religion.
	So they were almost like Amish.
	And the Amish were very impressed with the blacks.
	They seemed exciting.
	So they would dress up in blackface and mimic them.
	And this is an evolution of that, what you just saw.
	So yes, a percentage of it was insulting, but a lot of it was like, we like these guys.
	They're cool.
	Now, in that thing you're seeing now, that's like the 80s.
	That was more like an homage to the early, like, mommy, how I know, Swami, Al Jolson and stuff.
	So it's not a given.
	So anyway, I said that on Red Eye.
	And there was a black sound guy who was like, yo, that was too far.
	And then Greg Guttfeld said to me, he goes, you know, I trust whatever the black guy's name was.
	And I got along with the black guy pretty well, except for this night when I said, what's the matter with blackface?
	And then Andy Levy goes, but Jim Crow, the name Jim Crow is based on a minstrel show.
	And I'm like, yeah, so just that's where they got the name.
	And Greg goes, he was mad at me that night.
	And he goes, you know, I really trust, let's say his name's Derek.
	I really trust Derek.
	And that night he said to me, Gavin's funny and stuff, but he really is an asshole.
	And that meant a lot coming from him.
	And I'm just like, why?
	Because he's black.
	He's a blackface expert.
	Greg, I'm a blackface expert.
	I've been researching it For like three days, I wrote a huge article for Tacky Mag about it.
	Oh, really?
	And there's a big myth that it was all about, like, I'm a dumb Negro, doopa doop, bong, it wasn't that that existed, but and my other pet peeve with that too is like that existed with a lot of white humor, too.
	Like that I was talking about the crows the other day.
	The honeymooners were buffoons.
	Both Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble were morons.
	Homer Simpson is an idiot.
	The dad from Married with Children is a moron.
	Al Bundy, yeah.
	Al Bundy is not, no one wants to be Al Bundy.
	He sells shoes and he hates his life.
	Archie Bunker.
	Archie Bunker, we ended up loving him, much to Norman Lear's chagrin, but he's meant to be a doofus.
	Now, isn't this weird?
	The two with the redemption arcs at the end of every episode, George Jefferson and Bill Cosby.
	They always came out out top and they were super cool.
	You never noticed that?
	Yeah.
	It's like the bigotry of low expectations.
	I've never thought about that before, but I used to watch those shows all the time.
	All right, let's take another call.
	I like this lighting a lot.
	Amster Light is just bud.
	It's a pilsner.
	Now I'm mad at Tim for not wanting my disgusting bud so we could have some delicious Amster Light.
	What?
	That's like you don't want skim milk.
	You can only eat whole milk.
	Oh man, boxing, you're exhausted hitting the heavy bag and it kills your riff skills.
	Like when I get to the gym, I'm pretty good.
	There's this black dude there, Takai, I think his name is, and he's funny, which is pretty rare in a boxing gym.
	Like you can't do subtle humor.
	The humor at the boxing gym is usually like, you're gay.
	I'm going to fuck you.
	You're a fag.
	You'd like to get fucked.
	I'm going to kick your ass.
	You're a pussy.
	That's basically the spectrum.
	But with this other guy, I just, I torment him like I'm a bully.
	He's huge.
	He broke my rib before.
	He's a black giant.
	But I think he's, I can tell he's funny.
	So when he's hitting the speed bag, I go up to him and I touch the speed bag to kill the rhythm.
	I'm like, are you using this?
	I was thinking I could do a funny video of how to dominate the boxing gym and just have dumb things like that.
	Like, have a toothpick in your mouth.
	It intimidates people.
	But there was this guy who was belching like, and the owner goes, hey, whoever's doing that, stop doing that.
	There's a lady in the gym.
	It's fucking gross.
	Now, if I was my normal riffing self, I'd be like, I don't think it's a guy.
	I think there's a dinosaur and there's a pterodactyl back there or something.
	That's funny, I think, because it did sound like a dinosaur.
	But I'm so exhausted and beaten up that my joke became, it's a dinosaur, coach.
	What?
	So you still tried?
	Are you Jim Carrey after a head injury?
	Like, that's sad.
	That's like that woman who, that politician who was shot that they pull out sometimes, and she's got her bald husband saying, we got to ban guns.
	Just ask my wife.
	She got shot in the head, right, honey?
	And she's like, I am disabled.
	Yeah, I don't like guns.
	They hurt.
	They literally give me a headache.
	What's her name?
	Giffords or something?
	We just had her on the show.
	Yeah, we just pulled it up the other day and watched the talk.
	And they're always like, come over here, say something.
	And she's like, what do you think guns are?
	Are they good or bad?
	And she's like, bad.
	All right.
	Bye.
	Don't ask her any.
	Can we ask some questions to her?
	No, no.
	She made it pretty clear that they're bad.
	It is a disaster.
	We got Jackson postponed.
	I don't know what that is.
	731, you're lunch.
	You like this linen shirt?
	Isn't it cool?
	Hell yeah.
	Is that more breathable?
	Yeah.
	I'm not remotely hot right now.
	I'm wearing a suit.
	Oh, I think it's a hot.
	And it's probably 75 degrees in here, 77.
	So you're plenty hot right now.
	Okay, that guy, I'm going to put him on hold.
	That guy, he can fuck off.
	He is waiting too long.
	Sir, 909, you are on the air.
	Big fucking tips.
	Big fucking tits.
	Big fucking tips.
	Big fucking tits.
	Hey, Gav, how's it going?
	I digged a new vibes.
	I digged a new vibes in the studio.
	No mantis shrimp, but that's okay.
	Oh, yeah.
	Dude, I forgot about the mantis shrimp.
	That's coming up.
	I don't know, man.
	Are you sure?
	I promise.
	I promise.
	I promise.
	It's going to be in Ryan's little fag zone.
	I take care of my sea creatures.
	The one thing he can do, he lives like a hoarder.
	His life is disgusting, but he does have these fish that are like living better than him.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Well, thank you.
	Really?
	And that little fag zone, right?
	No, there's no fag zone.
	That's just a disgusting hellhole.
	No, it's just a regular zone.
	All right.
	I actually have a video from the fag zone.
	I'm going to send you right now.
	Go ahead, sir.
	Really?
	Okay, so I just sent the fag zone master an image.
	Mr. D'Souza is coming to our little town of Arizona.
	So I thought maybe I'd let you guys know because it's kind of an exciting thing for me and my team of people.
	Cool, man.
	I got the poster up now.
	That's great.
	Did you know that you're not fair?
	No, did you know that back in like the early 90s when Michelle Malkin was a student, maybe 20 years old, 21, Dinesh D'Souza came to her school and there was a massive protest and the professors got together and said something like,
	Dinesh D'Souza, don't let the white man fool you, protesting him going there.
	And she was a little mouse before that.
	And that day she became a lion because she went, these fucking professors that we're paying are Telling me that I can't watch this?
	Fuck them.
	I'm pissed.
	Well, let me tell you: off of that, off of what you just said, I've been helping organize this event, and there's been an oddball crew of people on my social media kind of accounts that have underground,
	told them, hey, I'm working on this event.
	And they're like, dude, thanks for sharing this with me.
	I love this guy.
	This tries not to be too out there with my political tendencies and so forth.
	And let me tell you, like you said, man, in your other interview, the whole censoring thing, it's only made everybody else cool.
	Those have been censored.
	It's an odd thing.
	It's like it's a formula and an equation.
	You would think shabby people on the left or the weirdos would know it and it'd be obvious, but no, it isn't.
	As soon as you cancel someone, as soon as you make someone an outcast, an outlier, a bystander, an observer, you make them popular.
	It's an intrigue point.
	So in any case, thank you guys.
	I'm glad you shared it because we're excited about it.
	He's coming here in August.
	So thanks, you guys.
	Thanks, buddy.
	Thanks for calling.
	Yeah, the other problem with the left, too, they want to get young people.
	Your movement's nothing without Jews and young people.
	I don't know why.
	It's just a rule.
	Jews are good at sort of managing movements, and young people are the lifeblood of any movement.
	That's why I tolerate this retard, because he's young-ish.
	I'll fire him soon, don't worry.
	But what the left has done is they've come up with this rule culture where you can't make this joke, you can't make that joke, you can't listen to this band.
	The guy from Mumford and Sons has to leave the band because he respects Andy Noe's bravery, which is inarguable.
	And he thinks Jordan Peterson is interesting, which is also inarguable.
	Those are just facts.
	Not open to debate.
	Not open to debate.
	So then young people go, well, I don't like the rules.
	Rules are for fools.
	You know, it's like the wild one.
	What are you rebelling against?
	What do you got?
	And so they gave the youth of America something to rebel against, and that is them.
	So my career should have been dead a long time ago.
	I'm like a youth culture guy.
	I'm a hipster guy.
	And I keep, we've got 25,000 subscribers paying 10 bucks a month to see this show because you keep making me relevant by banning me.
	Dude, I should be on the back nine.
	I should be golfing right now.
	But I enjoy doing this.
	So I'm happy that you turned me into a pariah so people want to tune in and see who this evil monster is, who this Anton LeVay is, who this Satanist is.
	Thanks.
	I guess.
	It's not great for my kids and my family and my relatives and my whatevers, but it's good for my job.
	Holy shit.
	That's a great drop, dude.
	That is a great drop.
	Seven Notaro smoking a cigar.
	Holy shit.
	Jackson is online.
	731.
	Jacksonian.
	From now on, when you make graphics.
	Can you hear me?
	They should be very bottom-heavy.
	Yes, we can hear you, sir.
	Do they owe us a living?
	Yes, they do.
	Yes, they do.
	Of course, they fucking owe us.
	I'm glad you got the reference.
	I want to hear your opinion on post-punk and kind of your perspective from your time being a punk, like during the 80s and stuff.
	Like, what was post-punk like from your perspective?
	I'm not a fan.
	I don't like singing.
	I mean, punk was invented because rock was getting too elitist, and it was all these guys noodling away on guitars, like fucking Emerson, Lake, and Palmer, and yeah, Dire Straits.
	And Punk came along and said, you can do it too.
	Just yell.
	You don't have to be a classical musician.
	Dude, this crop is weird.
	There should be space about.
	Anyway.
	No Jordivism, no New Order, no Cure.
	No, well, that's...
	Cure is a great pop music band.
	I don't think they have anything to do with punk.
	My problem was like face-to-face and all those bands like Bad Religion that started trying to sing.
	I think the descendants might have started it, but now you have these guys.
	You're the one like singing well.
	And that's pop music.
	That's not what it's about.
	You ruined it.
	So I like No FX and Fat Records.
	I peaced out when all that stuff started with the ironic bowling shirts and all that shit in the early 90s.
	That's when it was like, it's over.
	We're not doing this anymore.
	And then the other sort of trajectory was like Krusty Punks with napalm deaths and stuff.
	And it was a cacophony.
	Like you can't, no one puts on napalm death and cleans their room.
	It's too noisy.
	So it sort of split into shitty pop music and absolute noise.
	And I was like, all right, I got to fucking, I got to peace out.
	That's true.
	But yeah, thanks for calling.
	But yeah, as far as Krass goes, they were sort of anti-musical.
	But you listen to some of those albums like Stations of the Crass, or if you get the Greatest Hits album, Best Before, you go, these are some jams.
	Like, these are good songs.
	And it was a whole new kind of music, too.
	I'm not even sure you could call it punk.
	It was Penny Rimbaud playing this weird like, like the, like he learned in private school.
	He was a rich kid.
	He learned in private school to do this sort of like marching band thing with the drum.
	So all the drums like, he wrote all the lyrics too.
	It was basically his band.
	And it was funny because Penny Rimbau is upper class, but he had Steve Ignorant singing.
	So he's like, he's saying things like, if you take a closer look to the way things really stand, you'll see we're all just niggers to the rulers of this land.
	But then he'd have the East London guy saying it.
	So He's like, if you take a closer look to the way things really stand, you'll see we're all just niggers to the rulers of this land.
	And you're like, wow, that fucking East London Cockney sure is smart.
	I guess I'm wrong to be classist.
	And you're like, no, no, no.
	He's just reading the lyrics of a smart rich guy.
	And then, of course, he comes up with a song, I ain't thick, it's just a trick.
	Well, you're not thick, but you're no Penny Rimbeau, the guy who writes all of Krass's songs.
	Anyway, that's kind of a hole in the Krass plot.
	Christian Chick.
	What's up, Christian Chick?
	Krass Pisto.
	We don't care.
	Yo, what's going on, guys?
	How you doing?
	Quick question for Ryan and Gavin, if you both wouldn't mind chiming in.
	I'm looking for a spot to visit this summer with my girlfriend.
	I need some suggestions.
	So I'm going from the 26th to the 30th.
	So we have four days to kill.
	So yeah, just a recommendation.
	What we should visit?
	What about Iceland?
	Can we leave America or do you want to stay in America?
	Yeah, no, I'm staying in America.
	I'll never leave the States.
	You have no interest in getting on a plane and flying to Iceland?
	No, sir.
	If you could turn the radio down, too.
	Is that gay?
	I don't even have a passport.
	Okay, so now we have to come up with a place within America.
	Now, if it's in the summer, you'd want to get away from heat, I would imagine, right?
	It gets pretty...
	I'm going to just rule off the entire south.
	Right?
	That works.
	I got it, dude.
	Lake George.
	Lake George up here in New York.
	It is awesome fishing.
	It's fun as shit.
	It's blue collar.
	Tons of bikers everywhere.
	You get a hotel on the lake and you can fish, rent a boat, go water skiing, go get some fucking burgers.
	It's really, it's my favorite place to go.
	Lake George.
	Hell yeah.
	All right, cool.
	All right, cool.
	I'll definitely check it out.
	Appreciate it, brother.
	Brother man.
	All right, what's the next call?
	We got crypto wallets.
	Crypto wallets.
	Were you joking?
	What do you mean?
	What, about the call?
	Hello?
	Hi, how you doing?
	This is crypto wallets.
	Here, um, my wife.
	The computer saw you as crypt O wallets, and Ryan is so dumb that he can't look at that and not see like what it's supposed to be.
	I know what it's supposed to be, but isn't that supposed to be a powerful crypto wallet?
	Yeah, um, I'm just really impressed with all the fundraising you do for all the Proud Boys, and I know the assholes keep kind of taking you down.
	I was wondering if you ever flirted with doing crypto wallets, you know, because with crypto, they can't really hack it, so you can send the crypto funds to people you're raising money for.
	Yeah, I like that idea.
	I mean, the problem with linking anything to the site and saying at sensor.tv, here's how you donate to Max and John, is it fucks with our payment processors and gets us, we got kicked off U.S. Bank, we got kicked off of Stripe for supporting the Proud Boys.
	But I could just announce it on the site here.
	I could hold up some URL and be like, donate to Max and John here.
	And then you could go look it up yourself and it wouldn't be on the site, so it wouldn't get us shut down.
	Yeah, all you need to do is like set up like an Ethereum crypto wallet address, and you can just, I have no problem sending like 50 to 100 bucks in Ethereum to a wallet address.
	It's almost impossible to hack that address.
	As long as whoever you're raising money for has the private keys and a secure password, it's almost impossible to hack.
	That's interesting, yeah.
	And I think the future of censored.tv is going to be crypto-based because these payment processes have been causing us so much problems that it's a fucking nightmare.
	And the beauty of crypto is our currency keeps going up.
	So the American dollar is staying the same or probably going down with Joe Biden.
	But if we start switching to crypto, our value goes up.
	Interesting concept, sir.
	I'm writing it down here.
	Thank you for calling.
	Thank you, man.
	You have a good day.
	She's the one.
	Donald Trump, there's a different way to view articles online without the ads.
	Okay, Mickey Mouse is dead.
	He got shot in the head, first of all.
	Okay.
	Is this really Donald Trump?
	Kevin, I love your new sunglasses.
	Okay, Brian.
	You've got great sunglasses, but you need to cut your hair, okay?
	Frankly, I heard you say something about saying something crazy, but secretly looking it up before.
	Do you know how they say broccoli in Japan?
	How?
	Broccoli.
	Okay, you could look that up.
	You can look that up.
	Okay.
	It's true.
	We've got to use ad blockers, but yeah, when you use ad blockers, they say, we see you're using ad blockers.
	No, no, no, no, no.
	This is called the reader view.
	Do you have Safari?
	If you've got Safari, if you have a Mac, okay.
	You can click the Reader View, and it makes all the ads go away, okay?
	And sometimes the headlines are a little bit different on the Reader View.
	I know, but with Reader View, it's so ugly.
	It's like reading a Microsoft Word document.
	I like graphic design.
	I worked at a magazine for 15 years.
	I like the colors and the fonts.
	I'm not a big ad guy, okay, frankly.
	If I was going to do it, thanks for calling, Don.
	I wish you would focus more on important things like voter fraud, the left changing the rules of the election.
	I wish you had focused on big tech a little more.
	I wish you'd build a wall, but you're more inclined to give me advice on how to look at a fucking website.
	I don't want to disparage a former president of the United States.
	Of course.
	Currently sitting on the ground.
	I'm not blown away by Trump's priorities.
	Let's put it that way.
	Thomas.
	Real races reverse song.
	Hello.
	Hi.
	Hi, Gab.
	Hi, Ryan.
	Hello.
	So I'm calling because I think I know the actual source of the races reverse song.
	I don't think it's David Bowie.
	Go ahead.
	So do you want me to just tell you outright or do you want to maybe I can give you a hint and you can guess?
	All right, let's do a hint.
	All right, so it's a Saturday night staple on Canadian television.
	This hour is 22 minutes.
	I don't know.
	No, no.
	Hockey night.
	Ah, very close.
	Very close.
	It's basically it.
	Yeah.
	It's the Coach's Corner theme.
	With Don, what's his name?
	Yeah, Don Cherry.
	How's Don Cherry doing these days?
	Didn't he have a big controversy recently where he was forced to apologize and he said no and then he got fired?
	Yeah, he did.
	He got taken off Coach's Corner.
	It was over ungrateful immigrants in Canada.
	He said something along the lines of they come here and they, I don't know, they like our land of milk and honey, but they don't want to partake in the culture.
	So he, of course, got canceled.
	What a horrible hate fact for Don Cherry to say.
	I love that fucking end.
	It really is.
	It's a sad, yeah, it's a sad end for his career.
	And that really was the end, right?
	Essentially, I think he might have a podcast or something like that.
	Wow.
	I mean, I grew up with him.
	Everybody did, right?
	I don't even really like hockey, but I like Don Cherry.
	Yeah, me too.
	Exactly.
	I just loved his attitude, man.
	He was so fun.
	He was so Scottish.
	He's why I dress like an idiot, too, like with my tartan suits.
	I got all that from Don Cherry.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling.
	Let's check out the theme song, The Coach's Corner.
	Wow.
	Whoa.
	Oh, my God, dude.
	That's it.
	That must have crept into my subconscious, and then I thought I invented it.
	How many songs have, how many things have we invented where we didn't invent them?
	They were just in our subconscious.
	That just got you high.
	You just turned it to Doug Benson, fully blade.
	You're like, dude, that was listening to me.
	Did we hear it again?
	It's the song.
	Yeah, it is.
	All right, let me crack this back up.
	Okay, so I invented, we would talk about diversity in America and how when it's a black person, the news treats it totally different.
	And we developed this song, which was, Can You Imagine If the Races Were Reversed?
	And I thought, where did I get that from?
	Because it's the only time I've come up with a good melody in my life.
	And I thought, I think I stole it from David Bowie, where that's, he goes, can you remember?
	And he's talking about Nixon or something, I think, in Young Americans.
	And then this caller comes in with this fucking gem.
	That's the clip of the day right there, boys.
	Imagine if the races were reversed.
	Can you imagine if the races were reversed?
	Shit.
	It reminds me of when I was in my band Anal Chinook.
	The bass player came to our jam session and he was fucking pumped.
	He's like, guys, I don't know what the fuck just happened to me, but I came up with a bass line that is so good that it'll just, it'll be the song and then you guys write whatever the fuck you want around it, but this is the spine.
	Okay?
	This is brilliant.
	You ready?
	And he's like, one, two, three, four.
	And then Blake Jacobs, our guitarist, is like, oh, that's really good, man.
	He's like, yeah.
	And he goes, and then Blake goes, Mr. Cab Driver, don't like the color of my skin.
	And he just goes, fuck!
	Fuck!
	He thought he had nailed it.
	End clip.
	All right, let's do another call.
	He thought he wrote that.
	Yeah, the cab driver, Lenny, who won't stop to let you in, is black.
	He's from Africa, and he's noticed a pattern with who robs him.
	And it's people who look like you.
	Oh, I have a retraction to make.
	Uh-oh.
	I spoke before I was really aware about the Lotus banning, and apparently I was not banned.
	There was a glitch that was coincidental.
	And from my perspective, I thought that I was banned.
	I'd like to apologize to everybody who worked hard on the chat there, and they have their rules, and there's two sides to the story.
	I don't want to get into it, but I was not banned, and I take that back.
	And it's very involved, like I said, and it would be uncharacteristic of me to be informed about this, so I'm just going to say I'm sorry.
	And that's basically it.
	So you should also say, That's not who I am.
	That's not who I am.
	And that's not what this network represents.
	And that's not what this network represents.
	I am deeply ashamed and embarrassed of what I said.
	I'm deeply ashamed and embarrassed of what I spoke upon.
	I apologize.
	I apologize.
	And that's not only is that not who I am, I don't recognize that person.
	And it's time to listen.
	It's time to be clear.
	I want to have a conversation.
	It needs to begin.
	Yeah, we need to all have a conversation.
	My ears are open and my eyes are my heart.
	And they're open too.
	My eyes is my heart, did you say?
	But this is what it says on my paper here, yes.
	But yeah, they got to.
	Yeah, but that chat, I don't know what the fuck the chat is.
	It's on our URL.
	My problem with chats is you really got to be like 101% on top of it to know the whole story and make sure that no one's getting banned.
	The only thing I do know is that Nazis talk about Jews so much and the Holocaust that it kills all threads.
	So sometimes you got to be like, guys, why don't you start a fucking Jew thread over there and go get your Yaz out?
	Because we're talking about girls' high heels now.
	And you're like, they didn't allow high heels in the Holocaust.
	And it's becoming a bummer.
	Yeah.
	Well, you know those guys from the Discord?
	Remember who worked really hard on the Discord?
	It's like the remnants of them.
	It's like troopers who wanted to have a place that we could talk about censored.
	They do have rules on there, and I'm going to post them.
	So there are some very clear rules, but I feel like if I post them and I make some kind of, you know.
	Yeah, it's very easy.
	Like no Nazi shit.
	Right.
	No actual racism.
	No actual racism and no constantly attacking people with ad hominem attacks about how they're a bitch and they're a faggot and blah, blah, blah.
	Yeah, there were threats and there was doxing.
	Doxing is verboten, yeah.
	Dude, it's in lane.
	There was a lot.
	So, you know, I spoke too soon.
	I'm sorry.
	I was not banned.
	Apology accepted.
	Thank you.
	I'm trying to be a bigger, better.
	We don't allow apologies for this.
	This show has been such a nice little moment.
	That should have been such a nice little moment over the two-hour mark because I owe it to you as a subscriber to give you your money's worth.
	And this has been just a beginning of this show was just a catastrophe.
	All right, we're calling about kids in school.
	Says they.
	And you're on the line.
	Can you hear me?
	Yep.
	So, hey, I'm curious what your opinion is on the vaccine.
	Do you think it's like some conspiracy where they're trying to, you know, put something in our bodies?
	I haven't really heard your stance on the vaccine.
	Yeah, I have a relative, a close relative who's a biochemist who actually helped develop the vaccine.
	And I trust him.
	He's the smartest guy I've ever met.
	And he's like, look, this has been developed for vaccines forever.
	It's perfectly safe.
	There's obviously no microchips in it.
	So I take that to heart.
	And my wife and my eldest kids got it because they wanted to.
	And maybe I should have fought against that more.
	I don't know.
	Maybe I'm a pussy.
	I don't have it.
	I have no intention of getting it, but I'm not getting it because I'm scared of it.
	I'm not getting it because I like, it'd be like getting an AIDS immunization thing.
	Like, it's not on my radar.
	I'm not playing the game.
	I'm not, I'm not concerned about fucking COVID.
	I'm under 70.
	I'm not obese.
	So I don't think you should get it if you're under 70 and not obese.
	And I know people go, no, like a lot of my friends were like, just get it.
	Fuck.
	You can go to Citi Field.
	I held out.
	On the air.
	And now this is a fucking...
	What just happened here?
	Why'd you do that?
	It auto-played the next bumper.
	I got to stop it from doing that.
	And I held out and I just went to Citi Field double header on Monday.
	No rules whatsoever.
	No vaccination.
	So I was right to hold out because I knew no one, old Dominican dudes are not getting it.
	So I don't totally trust it.
	I don't really know how I feel about it.
	I hear about like they don't know what it does to kids and I get worried about my kids.
	In fact, tonight I said to my wife, I go, do you feel a million percent?
	Are you cool?
	And she goes, what are you talking about?
	I go, well, you got it.
	You dumbed the vaccine.
	Do you feel like you?
	Like, because I took testosterone enhancers for a while and I just like, I wasn't me.
	Like, I didn't feel like myself.
	I felt like I was, I'd rented Gavin McInnes' body and I stopped taking him.
	And I asked her if she felt like that.
	She goes, I'm fine.
	What are you talking about?
	Relax.
	But I'm dubious.
	I'm dubious.
	I'm not against it politically, like an Alex Jones kind of level.
	But I just think, like, I've talked to doctors and they go, if you're under 70, don't bother.
	Yeah, even though it's like a new type of vaccine, like it's the RNA or whatever, like it's not like a normal vaccine.
	I don't know if I keep hearing that and, you know, it just makes me.
	And the fact that they're pushing it so heavy, like they're giving millions, like they're doing like the vax lottery where it's like, get the vaccine.
	You can get a million dollars.
	Like it just seems a little, something doesn't seem right about it, no?
	Yeah, you used to need proof of insurance.
	Like I'm talking about a month ago.
	You need to, it was free, but you need proof of insurance or something else.
	And now it's like, you don't need a social insurance number.
	You don't need ID.
	Just come to this McDonald's drive-thru and we'll give you free McDonald's, which, by the way, that's the most vulnerable people is the obese people who fucking eat a McDonald's every day.
	We'll give you free fries if you come down.
	I'm just like for a shot in Miami.
	You get a shot of booze in Miami.
	Really?
	If you get the vaccine.
	Yeah.
	I didn't know there were.
	They're bears.
	Like, they'll give you a bear.
	It's all this crazy and stuff.
	they'll give you COVID.
	All right, if we really need this, why do we need that incentive?
	You know what I mean?
	I'm not intellectual about it at all.
	I'm just like, I don't want this.
	Like, I remember when I was about 10, these two guys, let's call them Kevin and Darren, came to my house to sleep over, and they both came from broken homes, and they started sucking each other off.
	And they were like, dude, you got to do this.
	It feels really good.
	It's soft in your mouth.
	And this is like back when we had like our first boners, really.
	I mean, you get a boner when you're a baby, but you know what I mean?
	No one was coming.
	And they were being faggots.
	They were sucking each other off.
	And as a 10-year-old, I didn't know like what was going on, but I just knew like, nah, that's not for me.
	And I go, I don't want to do this.
	And they're like, just try it.
	It's awesome.
	And I was like, that's gay.
	And I didn't really even know what gay was.
	And then Kevin ran to the bathroom and projectile vomited for like an hour.
	His mom had to come and get him.
	It ruined my sleepover.
	Their faggotry ruined the sleepover.
	But that's kind of how I feel about the vaccine.
	I'm like, I don't know what that is.
	I'm not an expert, but it's gay.
	I don't want to, I'm not sucking my friend's dicks.
	That's great.
	That's a great explanation.
	You turn around and walk.
	Thanks for calling.
	They were so excited with their new development.
	The Suck Boys?
	And now we're all 50.
	I feel like going up and be like, remember when you're fucking smoking Kevin's hog?
	How long is a rain check?
	1980?
	How long is a rain check?
	I'm actually ready to start participating in that.
	Are you guys still 60, 90?
	They're like, yes.
	Did I tell you the other story?
	When my brother was like seven or so?
	Was this the who, who, who are you?
	And what do you do?
	I love this story.
	I told the story a few times.
	They cut a hole in a cardboard box that was like a mini fridge, and you get into the box, and someone puts their penis in the box, and then you hold the penis, and you say, who, who, who are you?
	And what do you do?
	And then the person's like, like if it was me, I'd be like, I talk about the news.
	And they'd be like, ah, it's Gavin.
	So they're playing this game.
	And they come into my, I was living or staying at my parents' house at the time.
	So I would be like 7 plus 14, 27, 31, I guess?
	No, that's not right.
	27 plus, yeah, 31.
	I'm so fucking stupid.
	What's 14 plus 7?
	It's 21.
	Yeah, so I was 21.
	And they all come into the sort of guest room where I was staying, and they're like, and they told me what I just told you.
	And I remembered when I was a little kid, Jamie Beals was my neighbor at 38 Stinson Avenue in Nepean, Ontario, Bell's Corners, actually.
	And he said, like, see you later, dude.
	And I was like, see you later, man.
	And then he goes, see you later, dude.
	That's awesome.
	RPG.
	And I'm like, see you later.
	And then he was like, see you later.
	That's a tank cannon.
	And I was like, see you later.
	And we kept ramping it up until I went, see you later.
	And I pulled my pants down and showed him my ass.
	And I went, which was fucking funny.
	Yeah, that's amazing.
	I guess I must have been eight at that time.
	And I think Jamie might have been special.
	His mother comes storming out of the house and she grabs me the way moms did in the 70s and 80s.
	Homeboy's going to be.
	She picks me up by my shoulder and she's like, that is not the way we behave on Stinson Avenue.
	And I was fucking mortified.
	What have I done?
	I revealed my buttocks on Stinson Avenue, our street where we don't show our buttocks.
	And I remember like lying in bed and praying to God, please, God, please God, send me back in time and have me not done that horrible moon.
	It was a moon.
	It was like, not a big deal.
	It was a funny moon.
	It was not a big deal.
	So when those guys came in and they were like, we did this, I didn't want them to go through, you know, the horrible, like, what have I done?
	So I didn't want to say like, what you guys are doing is faggotry.
	You're all going to rot in hell.
	I didn't want that.
	So I go, look, guys, stop doing that.
	That's not a thing.
	That's not appropriate.
	But don't beat yourself up.
	I mean, whatever.
	You're playing a stupid game.
	Don't play that game anymore.
	Ixney on the game name, but like, don't dwell on it.
	It's gone now.
	It's put it in the past.
	It's quiet.
	So then they go home and they tell their parents that my brother's brother, which is me, Gavin, said that it's okay to play with your penises.
	Never happened in the States.
	Never.
	That's not really what I said.
	Hi, kids.
	Hey, I want everyone to know here.
	It's okay to pull out your penises.
	It's okay for you to play with them, for me to play with them.
	Let's just, I mean, just for fun, let's lay them out on the desk.
	Let's see what you got here.
	I'm going to go bonk on each one.
	So whenever I visited my parents from that day forward, my brother's friends were not allowed to be at the house because I'm the guy who said it's okay to play with your penis.
	Oh, dude.
	Oh, man.
	That's bad.
	Well, I think you're an all right guy.
	You've never told me to take my penis out and tell it to the boss.
	Yes, I have.
	Actually, speaking of that, show the email I just sent you.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Okay.
	This is, I broke into the fag zone.
	No, the fag zone breaks into you.
	I tried to rape Ryan.
	No, I didn't.
	I just woke him up with the lullaby.
	Do you remember that one?
	Yeah.
	That's us in bed together.
	That's the end, right?
	Just go back.
	That's all I got.
	What?
	It's a nine-second clip.
	That's weird.
	And I'm all like, what the hell?
	It's really big.
	That's what she said.
	Thank you.
	So maybe it didn't work.
	What is a nine-second clip?
	Maybe it's in select.
	Oh, did you, like, record at the wrong moment?
	Yeah, I guess I did.
	What the fuck are you doing?
	You ever watch it?
	Penis Buster Parfait.
	Anyway, it was Ryan asleep in the middle of the day and watching Bo Burnham.
	That sort of makes sense with this show.
	Let's take another call.
	Alrighty.
	Betty Hart, you're on the line.
	Did you say Eddie?
	Yeah, yeah.
	He said Betty because he is dumb.
	I mean, I'm not a computer.
	It says Betty.
	Go ahead.
	Hey again, what's up?
	I'm the teacher that's emailed you a couple of times.
	I was going to talk about art because I don't understand the Basquiat fascination and all this.
	I feel like that's kind of led into kind of the shit that we see now.
	But at the same time, I respect punk and I get that, especially in art.
	Anyway, what I do want to talk about was the Cruella movie I went and watched with my wife.
	She wanted to go on a date night.
	So we went and watched Cruella.
	And we're sitting there watching.
	I tried my best to not bring up every single day.
	Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
	Why are you watching a children's movie on a date night with your wife?
	She wanted to see Cruella.
	I mean, okay, so it's Emma Stone.
	It's like the backstory.
	Is your wife 10?
	She's a little bit more adult.
	No, it's hot.
	So if she wants to go watch a little live-action movie, I'm going to do that.
	So anyway, it's a backstory movie.
	It's not the cartoon.
	It's an actual life, you know, like the live action like they did with the beast and all that.
	Okay.
	I enjoyed some of the music.
	I was trying not to hate every single part of it.
	Like, at what point, though, do like we actually bring up how obvious this shit is?
	The main character for the whole cartoon, the Anita chick, in all of the 101 Dalmatians, is now black because of this movie, which, okay, sure.
	Why would they only change that one character, like the main chick, to black?
	Why didn't they change the two stupid English ruffians that follow her around?
	You know, the criminals, whatever.
	Why didn't they change them to two tubby little, you know, Eskimo dudes or whatever?
	I don't understand at what point do we actually bring stuff up?
	Because my kids watch, you know, I have four kids.
	They watch these, you know, Beauty and the Beast movies and all that kind of stuff.
	And now they're seeing like the little, what, a guy that follows Gaston is gay.
	And I mean, he's like clearly acts gay in these movies.
	There's black people in Frozen that are like completely like they're in power in it in the completely different time period that they're in.
	I just, I don't understand it.
	It drives me crazy.
	And at what point do we actually like say something?
	Because I just, I can't say anything watching any of these movies because it's all, I mean, I do, I sound like a crazy racist.
	And I'm like, why is this, you know, black kid with all of these Vikings?
	I just don't understand any of these.
	Yeah, I think I've changed my mind about this recently because my thing with my kids was like, I wanted to keep politics away from them for as much as possible.
	So, you know, when they found out that I was the hate monger, they could go, actually, he never, people would say, did he talk to you about fucking how great it is to be a Nazi and tell you to be a Nazi?
	And they would go, actually, he never talked about politics.
	That's what I was going for.
	But now I'm realizing that my kids are getting blue pilled.
	And so I think I can save my 12-year-old.
	My 14-year-old is open-minded, but she's definitely a liberal.
	But I should have, from day one, gone, you know, that's not really true.
	And it's weird how they made that guy gay.
	And it's weird how this character had to be made black.
	They had to make him black.
	I think you should do it from baby.
	You should do it from the beginning.
	And you're not dogmatic, but you're just like, you know, that's kind of unusual that they had to stick that in there.
	I mean, the original character was white.
	And hope that they get, you know.
	That was the most obviously terrible part.
	What?
	It's just weird.
	And that was just such an obvious thing.
	Because at the end of the movie, I asked my wife, I'm like, wait, wait, that was the main chick for the 101 Domination.
	That was the Anita chick.
	And then, you know, even outside of that, the Cruella chick has this whole army of cross-dresser or fag dudes that follow her around and create all of this fashion stuff for her.
	And it's just like, what the fuck is going on?
	Yeah, that wasn't part of it.
	I think you got to say it at a very young age.
	And even with, like, Brian's pulling up, Snow White is now Latina.
	I think if my daughter was seven right now, I would say, like, that's kind of weird that they made Snow White Latina.
	She was white.
	And then drop it.
	That's American.
	Just like say that and then kill it.
	I agreed.
	You know what I mean?
	All right.
	Thanks for calling.
	I agree to get it.
	But yeah, I regret now not doing that.
	Like, I've got a lot of MAGA dad pals that were like, I told my son from when he was a baby and now he's fucking full on MAGA.
	And I didn't want that because I didn't want my kids to have their politics spoon fed to them.
	I wanted them to come across it on their own.
	But I'm realizing now that if you don't spoon feed them, someone else will.
	All right.
	One more call.
	Okay.
	Got Joey on the line or Joe.
	Sex advice.
	Oh, hey, Gavin.
	How are you?
	Gavin, how are you doing?
	Good, good.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, I'm just calling because I got a little bit of a, I guess I could call it a problem, and I think that you may be able to help.
	You know, I understand that I used to be a band member, correct?
	Yes.
	Yeah, for Anil Chinook, I believe it was called.
	Anyway, just a quick background.
	I don't want to spend that much of your time.
	So I grew up Catholic, right?
	And in my 20s, I kind of became secularized.
	I fell out with the faith.
	I became very promiscuous.
	I had sex with lots of women.
	And recently, within the last couple of years, I regained my faith.
	I become Catholic again.
	And I'm very happy for it.
	I want to really maintain good standing with the church.
	So my issue is this.
	This is smelling like a prank call.
	Not really.
	Not really.
	Okay.
	But you kind of want to wait to have sex until marriage, right?
	it's one of the precepts of the faith.
	You want to kind of maintain celibacy, correct?
	Sure, that's the ideal scenario.
	Sure.
	Okay, okay.
	So the thing is, right, if let's say, have you ever had sex and been in pain?
	Yeah, as a result of girth issues.
	Have I ever had problems with my penis being too large?
	Yes, yes, like too wide.
	I mean, I'm asking as a serious matter because when I had sex, a lot of times, you know, I would actually be in pain so much so that I had trouble maintaining an erection due to, I don't know whether it was, like you said, you get married to, well, you have sex with a girl who's too tight or, you know, maybe you're too large.
	So my concern is that I'm going to get married and be in kind of pain for the rest of my life because, you know, one of those two issues.
	So how do you deal with that?
	So just to be clear here, you've been very promiscuous.
	So as far as the future goes, though, you're worried you're going to meet someone, not know what she's like sexually, and then your dick will be too big for her tiny pussy.
	Yes, that's to put it bluntly, yes.
	I didn't want to say it that bluntly.
	You're not courting babies, are you?
	Of course not, no.
	No, no.
	I wouldn't worry about it, dude.
	You've had similar experiences.
	Speaking of babies coming out of there, babies come out of pussy.
	So I think you'll, quote-unquote, stretch her out, I believe the term is.
	Yeah.
	So you've never had that issue before.
	Well, I had that issue with the one Vietnamese girl who was kind of petite and hurt her pussy.
	And this other girl, Caroline High School, used to put her hands on the backs of her ass cheeks so I wouldn't go the full way in because I would rip her to shreds.
	But those were like the girls I had fucked once or twice.
	I'm sure if I had dated them, I would have stretched those bitches out.
	Their pussies would have looked like a baby yawning after I was done.
	So in summary, there's really nothing to worry about, correct?
	That's correct.
	Yeah, you won't be in pain.
	Okay.
	No.
	Gotcha.
	Oh, and also, before I leave, you know, I think this girl may be a 10.
	You know, it's very hard to find one, but look up Emily Rose Finn, a OAN news anchor.
	Thank me later.
	Okay, thank you.
	All right.
	Thanks.
	Boy, that had prank call written all over it, didn't it?
	No, I think that it wasn't.
	He has a certain way of thinking.
	I think he's on the spectrum is the issue there.
	He's a no-nonsense kind of guy.
	Yeah, he is not in it.
	He's autistic.
	Sure, sure.
	This woman will not be a 10, I promise you.
	Yeah, very attractive young lady.
	Oh, she's got big fucking tits.
	Is that her?
	I thought that was fake tits.
	Why do young girls get fake tits?
	That's so disturbing.
	It makes you think of like a pervy uncle that touched them or something.
	God damn it.
	Yes, very attractive girl.
	She's what, 7.9.
	That's fair.
	Anyway, that's enough for...
	We're sorry this show sucks so bad.
	Still ironing out the kinks.
	We gave you an extra 36 minutes to make up for our flubs.
	And we want you to know that we might be here tomorrow.
	I don't know yet.
	But you should get fired, get in trouble, be brave.
	And never stop fighting.
	Spend your days fighting your own.

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