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June 18, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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GOML LIVE #103: THE END? (Part 1)

After a tough year, we finally lose our ability to take calls and now the lights are off. Where do we go from here?

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I'm here, barely see my breath surrounding.
Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
Only have a call dragged underneath, separate from you all, you all.
This time, lost my own return.
*thunk* Guess who that was?
That was the Elvis Presley of hardcore, Ian McKay.
I never heard that song before the other night.
Is there a Fugazi album I don't know about?
What just happened?
What's going on?
Oh, for fuck's sake, this is not good.
Look how fucking ripped I am, dude.
Damn.
With this new lighting.
The darkness makes you rippeder.
I'm like, you ever see that show Manimal?
No.
It's about a guy who could turn into animals.
A man who could turn into animals.
And back when I was a kid, there was only one show on like a night.
So your whole family would sit together and watch Manimal.
And he would slowly transform into like a cougar and they'd show his skin and it'd look like that.
Now here's what I don't get about old clips.
Did it look that shitty when we were watching them?
Some fucking nerd is talking about a show.
I hate these nerds that are into this bullshit.
Show the show!
But you look at old 80s clips and the quality looks like shit.
Is that just because it's died of old age?
Or was I watching shit quality video?
Because I know when I look at old pictures I'm disgusted by how bad they are.
Oh, that's sharp.
This is people in my neighborhood staring at me when I'm at the park. - All right.
He's turning into... a pigeon.
Cougar.
Hawk.
Bird.
Monster.
Cat.
Hawk.
Eagle.
Eagle?
Oh, I know how you could do that feather scene.
You get some fake skin, you put the feathers through, and then you pull them through the other side and reverse it.
And then reverse it, yeah.
Ooh.
Manimal.
Is this the intro to the show?
I think these are just the transformations.
Just a clip, when we turn into one particular bird.
Hawk, panther, and snake.
Then you get hit by a car, and you're dead.
That's my caveat.
I'm happy to time travel, become, go back to the land of dinosaurs, become a bird.
I need it in writing that I can't be killed.
I'm not gonna turn into no fucking mouse and have no motherfucking cat scoop me up and start chewing my black ass.
Hell no.
I don't want no motherfucking helicopter sucking me up when I'm a hawk.
Cutting my bird head off and shit.
Fuck no.
I'd rather not risk it, thanks.
Plus, what if you suck at flying?
You could be an amoeba.
You could be an amoeba.
This is my black sidekick, Ryan.
You could always be an amoeba.
Yo, you could be the bird, which is the bald eagle.
Remember that guy?
Oh, I remember that.
What was that again?
Earth Girls Are Easy.
Oh yeah, that's not that long ago.
That's like 2000.
No, when I was a kid in 2000.
1980s, man.
Reddick, the guy who does ridiculousness, he purchased himself a black friend.
Big fat Mike or something.
Big Mike.
And it was like his friend.
And then his friend pulled a Patrice.
This is something people don't know about Patrice.
Can we not get more lighting in here?
This is pretty bad.
Oh, perfect Ryan.
Thanks.
Ryan saves the day once again.
Now you can tell a spooky story.
I would put this on the mic, it might fuck up the audio though.
Does it sound weird?
Yes.
Oh, it does.
What if I put it here?
That's a boy.
That's my boy.
That's my boss grown man boy.
That's my boss boy.
Who's a little boss?
That's my boss.
That's My Boss!
That should be a show.
It's a new 80s sitcom called That's My Boss.
My pet retard, he's Japanese Puerto Rican.
Wait, I'm your big.
Does that make a difference?
I hope I don't get it.
Go back to me.
It's 1% better.
Okay.
Yeah, he bought himself a black friend.
Every young boy's dream.
This is like the toy.
Remember that movie?
Or I used to work for this rap record label called D-Con, and the guy, his mom had copyrighted Pilates.
So they were fucking loaded.
And what does the little white boy do when he gets tons of money?
His mommy buys him a rap label, which means black friends.
So if I sign you, you got to hang out with me.
So he'd hang out with these black guys that were like, well, whatever.
I guess I got to hang out with you to have records.
I'll do it.
But Big Mike said, look, whatever it's called, Robin Mike was the name of the show.
Robin Big.
Robin Big.
I need money.
I'm a major part of this show.
And he's like, no, you're not actually.
I kind of bought you.
You're my sidekick.
And he goes, well, then I'm going to go on strike.
And he said, bye.
And then the guy died because he was a fatso.
Yes.
He was like, dude, if I gave you more money, you would have eaten yourself to death.
I.E.
you did.
Yeah.
Chillo, you've got a... No, the two are not related, actually.
One is just, he's bad at, well, they are related.
He's bad at managing the food that goes into his head, and he's bad at managing his life.
But Patrice was the same way.
He'd start getting something going, and he's like, I want triple the salary.
I go, what?
We just started this.
No, you're fired.
He fired his production company in a meeting with Comedy Central.
He could have been the next Dave Chappelle.
He had all these great sketch ideas, super raunchy.
This is back when political correctness hadn't totally taken over.
And he had a really raunchy idea of race riots and all this fucking hilarious Dave Chappelle type race stuff.
And then he fired Michael Hirschhorn in the pitch meeting.
So then, not the pitch meeting, the pitch acceptance meeting, the let's get started on the pilot meeting.
And so then Comedy Central goes, well, it's over then.
We're not doing it.
We did it because we know this production company.
And Patrice was like, fuck all of you, and walked out.
Yep.
You know that story?
Yeah.
How do you know that story?
Oh my god.
Well, from Opie and Anthony, and then Chris Tucker wanted him as the dad, and everybody hates Chris.
And he sabotaged it on purpose.
He didn't learn his lines and shit.
He just, maybe he was afraid of- Chris Tucker.
Chris Rock.
Yeah.
Yeah, and he would self-sabotage a lot.
They had endless stories about that.
So your favorite things, just to be clear, are glasses, clocks, birds, and the sun.
Oh, my tattoo?
Yeah, that's what it looks like when people walk by you.
They go, man, that guy sure loves reading in the morning.
Well, that was very Mitch Hedberg.
Man, that guy must like reading a lot.
But only when it's light.
My friend has a tattoo of glasses, the sun, and a clock.
I think he likes to wake up early and read.
And he likes to fly.
But he is unsuccessful unless he is the manimal.
He also has a dead friend who OD'd.
It might be that.
That's him, yes.
Yes.
Speaking of dead friends, Patrice O'Neill, the world's friend.
Even on Tough Crowd, he would derail whatever Colin was trying to do.
He'd make it a funnier show.
But he would derail from whatever, you know, Colin had planned.
Yeah, that's different from derailing your career, though.
That's like kind of punk rock, to sort of wreck the thing and be kooky.
To wreck your career, here's my theory.
It's a form of insecurity.
It's kind of like why lottery winners blow all their money.
They don't feel worthy.
And I remember my dad said this, I've told you this story before, my dad said this when I was a young age, he said, a lot of people don't get A's because they don't think they deserve an A. And I don't quite understand that, but I do get it in the sense that they sabotage their careers when they get offered this incredible opportunity and they go, uh, eject and just blow it because they can't handle that next level.
In fact, you get that with people and kids.
Not wanting to get married, not wanting to have a kid.
It's like a combination of cowardice and insecurity, where you go, I can't be a dad.
That's too crazy.
This sounds very gay.
It is.
It's failure.
We had another fun suggestion from the readers.
So that wasn't from the readers.
Actually, look up that album, Fugazi Instrument.
I'm worried now one of my favorite bands has an album that slipped through the gav cracks.
The gav cracks.
The infamous gav cracks.
Oh no.
I'm glad it's dark.
Fugazi slipped through this.
The gav crack.
Welcome back to the gav crack!
A show from my crack, in my crack, about my crack.
Oh, it's a documentary?
This is getting even juicier.
I was surprised, by the way, with that opening song, how good Ian McKay is at singing Not Screaming.
Oh, so it's a documentary, and there happens to be a song sung in it.
God, they were kind of tedious sometimes, like, Ian McKay would get mad if the pit had too many men and wasn't perfectly balanced between male and female.
Sorry, women don't like to thrash.
Instrument soundtrack.
Okay, what's that?
What was the song that we opened?
I'm So Tired?
I'm So Tired.
Okay, so that was a track on there.
Do you recognize the other songs?
No, not one of them.
Wow.
Let me see here, another one.
Pink Frosty?
The following is for reference only.
Sounds like I let a shitty album slip through the cracks.
Thanks.
Do another one.
Let's hop.
We're on!
We're rolling!
I think I know why they slipped through my crack, because it's shit.
Okay, I'll research that more later.
It doesn't look like it's anything.
And then another... I keep wanting to say reader submission, I guess from my magazine days.
Some Scottish dude.
Or maybe he's Irish.
No, he's Scottish.
Kind of a good folky guy to get drunk to.
David Franci, The Broken Heart of Everything.
Oh, shoot!
Dude, I forgot this is a live show.
Yeah.
So you gotta do some reads.
We gotta do the reads.
This is our Thursday night free show.
Oh, folks.
If you're watching this for free, you can't see, or you're listening to it, you can't see it.
The studio's black.
What is going on with the shot here?
Okay, things are not going well.
We've been having some difficulties.
I don't know what the future of this network is, to be honest.
We're gonna have some lighting problems, some sound problems.
We can't take calls.
But the show must go on!
How am I... Why am I so close?
Oh, for fuck's sakes.
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You can go to their website, that's their website, their Instagram and DM them there.
And the beauty of their Instagram, of course, you can see all their new fabrics.
So this is how it works now.
I'm sure they'll travel to you in the future where they rent a hotel room in your town and you go and check it out and then they measure you and all that stuff.
But it's really simple.
They just do the measurements on the Zoom call.
You get one of those tailor things.
Put that around your neck and hang yourself and go fuck off.
No, just kidding.
You put that around your neck, you measure yourself, measure your waist, your thighs, whatever you're inseam.
You should have someone there with you.
They write down all your measurements.
Then they can send you swatches of materials.
Next thing you know, you got a suit.
And the prices are amazing.
You can get a shirt from anywhere from 50 bucks to 300 bucks.
You can get a suit anywhere from 800 bucks to 3,000 bucks.
It's up to you.
And you add all the details.
What kind of collar you like.
And I keep saying this.
Oh look, there's me.
It's who I use.
They're my personal tailor.
You get your name in it.
They put your name in the suit, which will feel cool to give to my kids when I'm old.
But it just feels when you wear a custom suit, you don't feel like you're wearing a suit.
You know, you keep the suit you're wearing right now.
Your shirts, you can't do your top button.
The waist is tight because you put on weight.
I put on weight once and I sent all my pants back to them and they expanded them and then sent them back to me.
That's the founder guy.
That's the dad.
That guy there.
And yeah, they're open ideas.
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I like Indians in Hong Kong.
They're so apolitical.
They're just like, oh, so you're you are a Trump supporter.
Yes.
Yes.
So you must be happy because your president, the one you wanted to win, won.
And then when Biden wins, I understand you're disappointed because you do not like Biden.
No, like, fuck you.
They don't have any skin in the game.
You got to be proud of your boys.
This show will be very heavy on the viewer mail due to the lack of the phone system in here.
OK, it's doing it again.
I'm close up.
I don't know what the future of this network is, to be honest.
What's with my audio, too?
Oh, Jesus H. Christ.
Dude.
How do you feel, Ryan?
Confident.
Gay.
Unconfident.
Confident.
Gay.
Unconfident.
CGU.
That's his new nickname.
That's my university.
I graduated with honors.
By the way, I forgot to mention last weekend I saw the Mitchells against the machines.
I cried six times.
Is it cute?
Is it cute?
God, you're a faggot.
It's not quote-unquote cute.
It's a very good movie.
There's a real heart, tugging at the heartstrings part where, or general theme throughout the movie with the father and his daughter and she's becoming a teen, which I identify with because my daughter's becoming a teen and I feel like I'm losing her a little bit.
You know, they're both at that stage, my eldest two kids, with this sort of like, I don't know, Like one time I said, that guy you hang out with, is that a guy or a girl?
And she went, what?
I said, is that a guy or a girl?
What?
I couldn't tell if she was fucking with me or she didn't get my question.
But a lot of like, I don't know.
Well, what'd you do?
How was your art class today?
Fine.
I don't know.
So that's the general theme of this movie.
And this is him giving up on his cabin in the woods because the family shouldn't be in the middle of nowhere, which I did.
I designed my own cabin in the woods.
I didn't physically build it, but I designed it myself exactly to my specs.
Had a urinal in the basement, open to above in the living room.
Cool, like, old recycled wood kind of bookshelf stuck in the middle of the living room and home theater and all this air hockey and all this cool shit.
But the kids hated it because it was...
A five-mile drive to any other kid.
And that's in this movie.
And it's pretty conservative.
It's very, very pro-family.
In fact, in the credits, they show everyone who worked on the movie as a picture with their family.
Yeah.
I think those are the ones who worked on it.
Maybe it's a Hispanic dude and that's why it's so pro-family casted.
They're allowed to get away with it.
Yeah, so was the movie In the Heights where, you know, I mentioned the other day.
Washington Heights is not great at maintaining a family.
Multiple families.
You start one over here, you leave that one, you start another one.
They're good at starting families, just not great at finishing them.
But it's got great action.
It's anti-screen.
It's kind of radical in that sense, where they say maybe giving people, maybe everyone giving up their personal data for free wasn't such a great idea.
It gets you pumped.
Wait, play more of it.
I could watch it right now.
I love the animation, too.
It's CGI, but it's not annoying CGI.
And they keep doing that thing.
It's by the dudes who did Spider-Man the multiverse thing.
Oh, yeah.
It almost looks like claymation.
It almost looks like stop-go animation.
I think CGI's finally reached a point where it doesn't annoy you.
He's really likable.
A real patriarch.
He hates technology.
He's a big hunter.
And they cut to memes and stuff.
Really well done.
Had a great time.
I've... I cried six times.
Good cries though, not a faggy cry.
A real man cry.
And I was crying about how much I love my daughter.
That's not gay.
No.
That's actually machismo, believe it or not.
The other thing I forgot to talk about was at my local pub, where Joe, the compulsive liar, Did I talk about this yet?
I mean, I have a bunch, but we got a smart TV on the TV and I didn't, did you know this?
There's a smart TV, right?
In your bar.
You go into pictures, you choose a picture, you do the send box, right?
In the bottom left.
Then you scroll down, copy photo, add to shared item, slideshow.
Then there's AirPlay.
You click on AirPlay, and it says, which TV?
The living room?
And you go, yes.
A code appears on the bar TV.
6961, type that in.
It's not 6961, but you get the idea.
And now you can resize the photo and everything.
You can play videos on the, from your, are you laughing because everyone knows this?
Yeah, why not?
Of course I know that.
It hadn't occurred to me to prank.
No, you can resize.
So I put up pictures.
He has Crohn's disease and he's been shitting a lot.
Right.
And he's also a compulsive liar.
So he denies he's been shitting a lot.
So we have photographic evidence of actual shit stains on his pants, shit he's left in the bathroom.
We've shown them on the show, right?
There's one in particular that I have stared at for about two days.
I suggest people take it with them on a road trip and try to figure it out.
It's like, what's that, Sudoku?
It's like the hardest Sudoku puzzle you could ever imagine.
Did you ever tell them, I don't know how much, I don't know where more shit comes out of your ass or your mouth, Joe.
You ever say that?
But funnier?
Punch it up?
You can't be funny with him.
He's too stupid.
I secretly write the word faggot on the fireball.
And then I go, give me a fireball, faggot, to the bartender.
And then if it's a new guy or whatever, he goes, what?
And I go, that's what it's called.
It's right there.
I show him the bottle and go, what did you think?
So he, I think, thinks that's funny.
So then when I come in, he gives me the marker for some reason.
And he writes it himself.
And then he goes, he'll also say, hey, you want a faggot, faggot?
I'm like, Joe, that's not the joke.
That takes all the fun away.
So he lied about being a Marine, lied about EMT, lied about being a safety inspector, and so our buddy Matt goes in there and says he accepted a $100 tip on Memorial Day weekend.
As a Marine.
Now, I know what you're saying.
Gavin, where the fuck were you?
Why didn't you take him out?
I was not there.
I found out about it later.
But so did Matt.
He ran over there and he's like, Alright, this is what you're gonna do.
You're gonna get up here, stand up, and announce to the bar, repeat after me, I'm not a Marine!
I'm not a Marine.
I was never a Marine!
I was never a Marine.
I was never in the military!
I was never in the military.
I was never an EMT!
I was never an EMT.
I was never a safety inspector!
I worked with... No.
No.
You were never a safety... I was never a safety inspector, okay?
God.
Now you're lucky you got away with that.
Lying about being a Marine, first of all, I believe it's a felony.
But a lot of these people at the spa, they were either vets or they were, their family are still in the military and you're fucking taking a hundred dollar tip on Memorial Day weekend?
Literally, how dare you?
How dare you?
So then his jig is up, right?
And he's not doing it anymore.
Now he just shits.
Chits himself.
And so he says the other day to this guy, Jose, he goes, so good news, I'm seeing a therapist about the lying thing.
And he goes, really?
Yeah, yeah, you guys are right.
It was getting out of hand and I gotta stop.
So I'm seeing a therapist now.
Guess what Jose said?
What?
You're lying.
Exactly.
You're here from 9 a.m.
till 11 p.m.
When does your therapist work?
Midnight?
She's a blue-collar therapist on the night shift?
Emergency services therapist?
Doing the night shift therapy for all the construction dudes.
What?
So he lied about lie therapy.
Is that a good one or what?
Wow.
Wow.
Fuckin' wow.
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Oh, these are the flavors for the vape?
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We have tactical walls coming up before we leave you and go behind the paywall and answer some... answer some emails, some letters.
We have a ton.
And don't worry, I've gone through them all, so they're all high quality garbage.
But before we do that, I wanted to have a brief look at the war on cops and I think this would be a good intro to Tactical Walls because they are all about self-defense and we are at the point now, and I talk to cops on a regular basis, city cops, retired cops, Bronx cops, they're all exactly the same as far as what they think has happened to the job.
The job is dead.
They don't go to things.
They don't go to calls.
They have been told that they're defunded.
I told you the other day that they're now adding certain banned maneuvers like knee on the back, the choke hold, any of this stuff.
That's now not just banned, but illegal.
So if you do it during an arrest, you're now liable.
You're no longer indemnified.
You can be sued, your personal bank account empty.
Even if it's the most bullshit suit ever, you have to use your lawyer, your money to fight it.
So why bother?
You know, if you're courting a girl and she makes it crystal clear she has no interest in you, you stop courting.
You don't want to fuck me?
You turn around and walk away!
I don't want to fuck you.
And basically the police in New York, I can't speak to your town, but they're saying, we don't want to fuck with you.
We're done.
Fine.
Try it your way for a little bit.
And not only have they said like, we don't like cops, they've said we're punishing cops if they do their job.
So it's not like it's their opinion, where they go, I'm gonna try not doing my job.
You made it impossible for them to do their job.
And taking their money away.
Dude, in Mount Vernon, where Larry Barnes is from, about 40 minutes north of New York City, the cops don't have money to put gas in their cars.
Mount Vernon is like Zimbabwe.
They eat the poopoo in Mount Vernon.
And this one is eating the poopoo all over the place.
I love that accent.
And this one is eating the bubo all over the place.
I love it.
African, Jamaican, Scottish.
I could listen to those accents.
Italian's pretty good.
I like Australian.
Australian, yeah.
I like it.
It's pretty fun.
But if you're fucking a girl and she's like, oh yeah, your cock is gorgeous.
That would stink.
Yeah, you don't want that accent.
Your cock is proper fit or whatnot.
Yeah, that's the same as, that's bugged out, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh!
So I wanted to have a brief look at the War on Cops.
We don't have a bumper for the War on Cops.
If someone could make one.
Oh, it's doing it again?
I got it.
Maintain.
I'm going to maintain.
Let's just get right back into it.
Without further to do, the War on Cops.
Look at the shit they have to deal with.
This is really long so I'll have to skip through it.
But he's got a gun in his hand!
Don't pursue him.
man.
Hello?
Hey, drop it, man.
Just drop it.
Hey, drop it.
Don't pursue him.
Right.
Everything is being recorded.
Okay.
Everything is on camera.
Hey, buddy, just drop it, man.
Hey, I know captains or lieutenants or whatever they're called who have told their rookies, the new guys, if you do shit like this and you go do police work, I'm going to kick your ass.
We don't need this tension at the station.
Don't be a good cop.
Don't be a cop is really what they're saying to the new kids.
We're gonna lose this whole back bookshelf, too.
Say goodbye to that.
Ooh, that should be a good thing we show on the TVs.
A picture of the back.
Nice!
Nice!
That's a good job, man.
So we gotta skip a little bit?
Yeah, they go for a walk with him.
They're walking around with him.
Dude, stop!
- Get out of your pocket.
Dude, stop.
Put your hands up.
Come on. - Should've just done that from the beginning.
Hey, you with the gun!
Put the gun down!
No, okay.
Next.
So there's a cop down back there.
Why didn't you put the- I would be like, why didn't you put the fucking gun down?
Yeah.
What were you thinking?
So they have to arrest the guy now.
Why's he got black gloves on?
Is he fucking crazy?
Yeah.
And then there's another cop over there.
He's saying, where were you hit?
Where were you hit?
Look at this.
See that?
Wait, go back.
You see how instantaneous it is?
Like, go back.
It's like, how many frames is that?
Can you go frame by frame?
Okay, let's do frame by... Stop.
Frame by frame.
So let's say here.
Yeah, let's see here.
In the pocket.
Yep.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
And look, he puts his hand over it.
And like 18 frames, like 20 frames.
And it's 27 frames a second, right?
At least it is with animation.
24, it could be 30 or 60 for here.
So this could be really a fraction of a second.
We're not doing very good math, but we're talking about a tenth of a second, maybe.
You have to react.
Yeah, that's it right there.
And that guy didn't get shot.
Ready and... That's how long.
And then I think the guy with the body cam gets shot.
No, they both got shot, that's it.
But this was... In the vest or something?
Let's see it.
Go.
That's the other thing too, when they go, the victim had 50 bullets in him, the cops were just laughing, standing over him, shooting.
That's how many bullets you see in one second.
*Bababababababam* *Gasp* *Gasp* *Gasp* I'm hit, I'm hit.
Anyway, you're not hearing a dying cop, you're hearing an injured cop.
They went to the hospital and they left.
And of course, with the perp, I know you're wondering what happened to him.
I looked into it, who cares?
I saw this article in the New York Times.
Grey lady down.
By the way, a lot of cops hate body cams.
You think, well, that vindicates you.
No, because the media will take the worst clip from the body cam and then that's what goes viral.
And now they're showing up at your house ready to kill you.
Oh, I haven't seen that angle.
Bam.
What a fucking job, huh?
I would be in depends.
Any job, military, cop, any job where I could be shot at, I would be constantly pooping.
I poop... Oh look, he's got blood on it.
I guess he got shot in the hand.
I'm shitting my pants when I spar with friends who have agreed not to hit me too hard.
That makes me nervous.
I guess it might be a pussy, I think is the term.
That's the street vernacular.
Look, he keeps going from white to black, black to white.
Is he telling him to die?
Oh, the perp is yelling die.
Oh, the perp is yelling "die." Yeah.
That's nice.
Die!
Drop the gun!
It's over here!
It's over here!
That's a rude thing to say.
Look at this horrible stat that the New York Times is really worried about.
48 black women killed by police in just 6 years.
So that's what?
8 times 6?
Wait, no, you dumbass, you just ruined the whole fucking thing.
Three zero.
48 black women killed by the police since 2015.
So that's six years, right?
Eight times six is 48, I believe.
So eight a year.
And they say only two charges.
Yeah, what were the cases?
Here, go to a TOR thing.
Being brave, I find that kind of works.
I think what happened is my... I killed my credit card, so all my subscriptions are out.
I highly recommend you do that.
But once a year, throw your credit card away.
And then you get all this shit like... Premium YouTube, which you never used.
Of course, you stay with censored.tv.
Don't get crazy now!
We're here to deliver sanity into your life.
Yeah, don't be stupid, Eddie.
Don't do nothing stupid!
Trust me, if you get rid of censored.tv, your sanity will start chipping away.
I'm the only thing keeping you alive right now, keeping you out of the Bellevue loony bin, because I am like you and I'm totally rational about things.
And when I see this, I go, okay, I'm not taking that at face value.
What's the math?
What were they doing?
Eight a year out of how many millions of interactions with police and how many of them were charging at police?
How many of them had a knife?
How many of them were trying to kill a cop with a gun?
How many of them were refusing to cooperate and screaming their fucking heads off?
Of course it's done by a child.
Like, go up to the author.
Always check the author, boys.
What's happening?
Are you in a, uh... I'm still in Cog Negro, but it's... It doesn't care about me anymore.
It found you out.
Anyway, it's written by some child, some little kid, who's, like, just graduated from school with a monobrow, but has an ethnic name, so it checks off that affirmative action box.
And she goes off about just focusing on how few police have been charged with the 48 women who have been killed by police.
Doesn't get into the case, and whether they were innocent or not, just...
Breonna Taylor.
They weren't prosecuted.
Wait a minute, they were prosecuted with Breonna Taylor, weren't they?
Even though he was innocent.
Look at her, Allison Hardisani Gupta.
I have a Hardisani.
I put it in the freezer.
The system that killed Breonna Taylor.
The system that killed Breonna Taylor was drugs.
There she is.
Hello, I'm going to tell you the news today.
A babysitter.
Okay, so let's say that's 8 a year.
Let's just for fun pretend that they were innocent black women who were just going to get groceries, right?
Out of 331 million people, obviously any innocent life lost is terrible, but that's 8 innocent black women killed a year.
Now let's jump to the number of cops killed here.
Number of police officers shot this year reaches 128!
Union says defund movement is a factor.
That's in the past six months.
Now, I know you say, well, how many of them died?
A, they're wearing bulletproof vests.
B, their job is to not get shot.
So when you hear about cops getting shot and not dying, it's not because they just had good luck.
This is their job.
Their job is avoiding it.
So I think the number of cops being shot is much more relevant in the case of cops than with others.
128 shot in six months.
Eight women killed a year in America.
Black women.
Who deserves a movement?
Who has the numbers behind them?
Black Lives Matter or Blue Lives Matter?
Clearly it's Blue Lives Matter.
Can we stop with the fucking fashion, please?
Anyway, if you care about this, there's a Law Enforcement Loyalty Pack 3-2.
What's the actual URL, Ryan?
It is Anna.anedot.com slash Law Enforcement Loyalty Pack.
I think if you just Google Law Enforcement Loyalty Pack, you'll end up there.
And what does the little card say?
These cowards don't care about the real people they are hurting.
They don't care, but I do.
And I hope you do as well.
I'm a former cop and I'm working with Law Enforcement Loyalty Pack.
I need to know if you were standing with us.
No parades for that kid.
No one knows his name.
Lost a father.
Or a mother, likely a father.
Let's see A World Without Cops, just to end this segment.
Here we are.
So this is San Francisco, one of the progenitors of the Defund the Police movement.
Let's see how that's working out for you, San Francisco.
Guys in there, for those of you just listening to the audio, he brought an empty garbage bag.
It's not a small one, too.
It's a contractor bag.
Or one of those big, huge, black kitchen bags.
Um, and he's just loading it up!
With beauty products, which he's probably, I guess, gonna sell.
And there's the security guard, who seems to be... female Dominican?
The community can police itself, so let's see that in action.
Yeah, let's see the community police itself.
What the fuck is that noise?
Oh my god, not again, not again, not-a-fuck-again!
Look at this.
And look at this half-assed attempt.
Hey, I want that.
It doesn't do anything.
It did make the cameraman shittier.
All the security guard did was move it from the top of his bike to the side of his bike.
Yeah.
I gotta see that again.
He made the camera angle a little shittier.
So he actually helped the perp.
Because the closest he could have been to identifying him.
He's filming it.
Thanks for filming it, security guard.
Look, the Karen is doing more work than the security guard.
Can't you tackle him?
And that's free stuff from Walgreens.
San Francisco.
Bye!
When junkies are sick, they have... They'll shoot their mother right in the face.
Does this help?
Will this get me smacked?
Bye, mom.
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All right.
Oh, we have the final video.
We don't usually do this on the live show, but let's do it anyway today.
Let's do the final video.
I want to show you this brutal attack in a world without cops where people just are taking care of the person they've wanted to shoot for a long time.
Now, infrared light is weird These night lights distort the races.
I can't really tell if we're looking at whites, Hispanics, or blacks.
I think they're white.
We're usually showing African-American BIPOCs shooting each other, but this appears to be those not from the, well, from the Caucus Mountains, which are nowhere near India, by the way.
I don't know who told you that.
Yeah, those are white people, right?
Yes.
And you can tell, but are they Hispanic?
Maybe.
I don't think so.
I don't see a lot of blondes.
Hmm.
But the clothes seem very collegey.
Yeah.
Maybe even white trashy.
Wiggers.
Is there anything in the comments to say where this is?
Not a lot of comments for such a wild video.
I've seen this.
Mob and shiz.
So I thought you mute mob and shiz because you get depressed by all the ghetto action.
No, I don't.
On the new one, I leave it rock.
My wife said, why do you look at that stuff?
And I go, I don't know.
I guess I'm developing a thicker skin.
Did you see the one I sent you with the woman's butt implant?
Yes.
So this is not safe for work for anybody, realizing.
Yeah, we're about to watch a person be murdered.
Okay.
Yeah.
Bang, bang, bang.
I think that might be the bouncer.
Oh, really?
Look, and then they come back for him.
That's odd.
All right, so he's got some hype sneakers on.
Now look at the fat guy.
This one I don't get.
He appears to be black, actually.
I think he might be a black bouncer.
He's dressed well, right?
And the rest of them are dressed like whatever kids.
Maybe it was a black bouncer.
He told them to go fuck themselves, they're losers.
And then they went and got a gun and decided to kill him.
And ruin their lives in the process.
He's got three unreflective sneakers, like hype sneakers.
I don't think that's relevant.
Why are you bringing that up?
Wigger or college kid?
Oh, you mean that kid, the shooter?
The shooter.
Look at the girl at the beginning, though.
She's just like, hey, what are you doing with that gun?
Put that away, you guys.
And then this fatso wanders out.
Dudes, what are you doing?
You shouldn't kill people.
Oh, I guess she doesn't know they have a gun.
Look, people are still sort of sticking around.
And that fat guy, I can't get over him!
Hey dude, he just moved his leg.
That's kind of fucked up, just for the record.
Isn't that weird?
And when he goes in to shoot him again, yeah, he just moves his foot.
He's like, oh, I'm sorry, I'm in your way.
People getting shot.
I'm good.
Yeah, I don't like him either, man.
I shouldn't have killed that guy.
You know, that's illegal, right?
Here you go.
Look at, look at the leg.
The fat man's foot.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, I should move my foot out of the way if you're gonna keep shooting.
There you go.
Yeah, you've done it, so.
And he's talking with his oversized Mountain Dew King Can.
I'd kill to know what he's saying.
That is surreal.
We're never going to be the same again.
No, that's fucked.
Alright, now we're going behind the paywall.
I'm sorry we can't take calls.
You know, I already am so dumb and concussed that someone stole our garden hose.
Damn.
And I was like, son of a bitch.
I don't know why it made me so mad.
Because our garden hose is... What?
The tape?
Our garden hose is way back.
You know, like, by the house.
This isn't the front lawn.
So that means they really entered your place.
The balls to really go in there.
So, like, you cocksucker!
I'm determined to catch the guy.
I'm going back through my cameras, and I realize, shit, this happened, like, two weeks ago!
Now I go back, I'm not gonna tell you how long, but a long ass time, so I'm not that worried about it, but how did I miss this?
And I'm scrolling, and I'm scrolling, and then I find a fucker.
His name is me.
Oh no.
I removed it, it was hanging over the fence, we had some people over, we were having a nice party, and it just looked ugly and dirty, so I unscrewed it and threw it in the garage at the back.
Oh my god.
And I'm like, I got the son of a bitch.
Is that Donald Sutherland with AIDS?
Did Kiefer Sutherland lose his job?
Is Wilford Brimley anorexic?
That's me!
Anyway, folks.
What are you going to do to yourself?
To punish yourself?
I'm going to hit my foreskin against a cutting block with a ball-peen hammer.
Eww.
Well, I've got to make sure it doesn't happen again.
Can I watch?
Yeah, you can watch.
We're going to do it on the show.
Nice.
So, yeah.
What is going on with the... Oh, so don't hang up.
Well, we're not taking calls, but don't leave if you are paying for this service.
We're about to go behind the paywall.
As far as the freeloaders, goodbye, but in the interim, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
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