GOML LIVE #102 - WHITE BOY SUMMER (Part 1)
After having a good laugh at the NYT's Maya Gay for thinking the American flag is racist, we dive deep into 90 Day Fiancé's Big Ed and marvel at how great he is at ruining women's lives.
After having a good laugh at the NYT's Maya Gay for thinking the American flag is racist, we dive deep into 90 Day Fiancé's Big Ed and marvel at how great he is at ruining women's lives.
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- - - - I swear to God, man. | |
As soon as you get a bag, these bitches want to take it from you. | |
Take it from me? | |
Yeah. | |
Fuck it. | |
Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McKinnon. | |
I met a bad little shorty on the pole to dance. | |
Get into the bag like it was her only chance. | |
Rich bitch. | |
Known over and over in bands. | |
Said, fuck it, then she went and made her only fans. | |
Hot boy. | |
White boy summer. | |
Got your favorite Instagram. | |
Chet Hanks, yo! | |
Where's the remote for the AC? | |
Yo, what's up? | |
When I first heard that it was officially White Boy Summer, I thought it was some sort of cool thing. | |
Like, it's okay to be white kind of thing. | |
Where we're all gonna be... stop seeing people like Nick Fuentes as Satan and relax a little bit. | |
But no, it means wigger summer. | |
That's what it really means. | |
What did that mean at the beginning, every time you got the bag, the girls want it? | |
It means coke? | |
The bag of money, usually, or maybe coke. | |
Wait, go back to the Jamaican flag. | |
He's like, I know you think it's weird that I'm doing a black accent, but here I'll do a Jamaican accent. | |
and I'm just an accent guy. - I mean, what else are you what else are you gonna do | |
If you're in your 20s in L.A., you're a billionaire, your dad's rich, you never had to work a day in your life, party, right? | |
And if you're partying, you have to party with sluts, because other women are in college and doing stuff. | |
So with sluts, where are you going to end up? | |
In hip-hop. | |
Stop hate. | |
I like, this is the same as that movie Monster, Baby Monster, what was it? | |
Uh, where Angelina Jolie's ex overcomes his racism by fucking Halle Berry. | |
Was that just a P-lip? | |
Oh yeah, that's, that should not be on YouTube. | |
I think it's more like a bunch of ingrown hairs on her, in her taint. | |
Yo, ain't growin' hands in a taint. | |
Ain't growin' hands in a motherfuckin' taint, yo. | |
That's those ain't growin' hands. | |
No, look up Halle Berry Monster. | |
Oh, Monsters Ball, yeah. | |
It was such a retarded premise. | |
That, look, I know we're all racist, but you need to overcome that. | |
And you go, okay. | |
I should do that. | |
I'm into it. | |
What do I do? | |
Well, this protagonist fucked the prettiest black girl in the world. | |
So he overcame it. | |
So let them blow you? | |
That's how you overcome your racism? | |
The only reason I'm here is so you can say goodbye to your son. | |
That's pretty, yeah, that's a bold and progressive stance, let them blow you. | |
What's next, you're gonna let them do your farming? | |
Thornton plays a racist cop who lets supermodels blow him as a way to bring the country together. | |
It works. | |
Wait, my daddy's racist, I'll let you blow me. | |
He's not horny enough. | |
You should let her blow you. | |
She's beautiful. | |
My man wants to let me blow him. | |
We got a hope. | |
We got a future, Sean. | |
No one draws with no backing on their paper. | |
You don't draw with just a piece of paper on your leg. | |
The pencil will go through. | |
Wait, that's gonna bug me all day. | |
Go back to that. | |
What? | |
Yeah, it gives me like anxiety. | |
I remember when you would like draw on your lap and it goes. | |
Yeah, and he's using a pencil. | |
How irritating is that? | |
He's drawing on his balls. | |
That's a hell of a hard-on you got there. | |
Wait, I think he does have a clip head. | |
Where? | |
See the little metal thing? | |
Oh, phew. | |
Sorry everyone. | |
Speaking of shows, David Cho's show looks really good on FX. | |
He has a show now? | |
Yeah, David Cho. | |
David Cho, just stop doing what you're doing. | |
David Cho, who talks like he's an American Indian with a toothpick in his mouth. | |
Hey, I'm David Cho. | |
I like to interview people, especially Maggie Longclaw, because she's pregnant. | |
I want to challenge myself to do the best portraits I've ever done, but also get amazing interviews where I can learn about myself. | |
It's not going the way I want. | |
How are you feeling? | |
No, I don't mean okay. | |
I mean three. | |
Three. | |
What are we doing? | |
I've interviewed at least 20 people here in this living room. | |
Are you going to tell me that you're cleaned up for me? | |
I talk to them, I get to know them, and then I do a portrait of them. | |
I remember thinking they might catch me. | |
Two bowling balls was on my shoulder. | |
I didn't want to live this way. | |
Five balls was on my shoulder. | |
Heartbreak, chaos, trauma is making me a better artist. | |
I love David. | |
I discovered him. | |
We were very close for a while. | |
That looks pretty awesome. | |
It doesn't look cool. | |
It looks sort of like Midnight Gospel where they do a podcast and then they animate it. | |
So it looks like it's sort of three components. | |
An interview, the portrait at the end, but then juxtaposed with all kinds of post-animation and other shit to color it up. | |
Because podcasts are for audio. | |
If you're doing video, you should do another component. | |
Which sports fucking commentary has got to figure out. | |
Guys, you suck. | |
You look like shit and to look at like the Michael Kay Show where it's just a microphone and he's got a portrait on his desk that takes up half the screen and it's off-screen. | |
What are you doing, dude? | |
And there's no, they don't cut to video, they don't do anything. | |
You're just looking at guys talking. | |
You're like, that's audio, that's radio. | |
Video has to have another component. | |
Look at this. | |
Look at those pictures. | |
What's the one cut off in the background? | |
Like, what the fuck kind of set is this? | |
Your glasses all furry and in your face. | |
Furry? | |
I meant fuzzy. | |
Like today for example I want to take you through A 40 minute expose on Big Ed Because I thought he was gone He's back. | |
I missed... I tried to watch 90 Day Fiance and I couldn't watch it anymore. | |
I'll explain later, but... Big Ed's got a gal. | |
I think he's back with her actually. | |
Someone fucks that. | |
She deserves the Nobel fuck prize. | |
Liz. | |
And she's a high quality 7. | |
Maybe a 6.8 with no makeup on when she's hungover, but... | |
I mean, definitely something that you would marry. | |
And he's just a shitstain. | |
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What? | |
Is it Father's Day this weekend? | |
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Huh. | |
Wonder what I'm gonna get. | |
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I want to get as far away from the kids as possible. | |
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Get me breakfast in bed. | |
On Father's Day, it's like, let's do something with the kids. | |
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What's this? | |
Okay, we gotta jump right into racism as it's our favorite subject. | |
We hate it though. | |
We hate that we have to talk about it all the time, but it's all you talk about in the modern news, so we have to address it. | |
But I'm scared-ified that this is going to take up the whole half hour before we get to Big Ed, so I have to talk about Maya and the flag. | |
Let's talk about racism. | |
That was racist, guys. | |
You still haven't figured out how to not be showing the player at the beginning of that, right? | |
Yes. | |
If I know, like, ahead of time, it takes about three real-time seconds for it to go away, so... Okay. | |
So, you know this story by now, right? | |
It's a couple days old, but we gotta cover it, because it's fucking awesome. | |
What's 1-5? | |
Okay, so this is what started it all. | |
She went to Long Island to visit a dear friend. | |
I fucking hate the term dear friend. | |
And the left, the woke left, sees flags, the American flag, not just the Trump flag, but the American flag, the Trump flag, POW, MIA flag, of course the Confederate flag, but we don't have to go that far, any kind of U.S. | |
Marines flag. | |
My bar had a bunch of flags on top that included a Trump flag, and there was a big local campaign to get these racist flags taken down. | |
You see, America is racist. | |
So if you love America, you are a racist. | |
And if you're a racist, you celebrate whiteness. | |
And to celebrate whiteness is to say, I'm better than blacks. | |
And you're very particular about white, too. | |
You don't include Jews or anyone. | |
And you want all of them to leave. | |
I guess Asians have to go back to Asia. | |
So this guy, this boat, is saying whites are better than all other races. | |
And all other races, I guess they either know their place and never look me in the eyes and just keep doing my dry cleaning, or they have to go back. | |
I'm not exactly sure how they think that patriotic whites want... I'm not sure what they think is going to happen to minorities in this scenario. | |
But they definitely have to be seen as an other. | |
And less than. | |
Right? | |
That's the narrative. | |
Now that is fucking insane for so many reasons. | |
The biggest of which being America is a group of ragtag misfits who came together and said let's stop talking about class and race and all this other shit and just build a place on meritocracy. | |
If you're here and you respect Christianity, you don't have to be Christian by the way, But you should respect it as it's the building block of the country. | |
But you're here, you respect the country, its values, you want to work hard, you're in. | |
Like that weird Indian dude who owns that, the Panthers, the Florida football club. | |
He came here from India. | |
He was doing body shop, buddy. | |
Doing a great job. | |
Then he starts a chain of body shops. | |
Maybe I got the wrong guy. | |
I saw him on 60 Minutes once. | |
He's a very Indian dude. | |
And, oh that's him with the headband, isn't it? | |
Shahid Khan? | |
In one of the pictures there? | |
No, in your pictures. | |
The bottom row of pictures. | |
Is that him? | |
No, Ryan, are you fucking blind? | |
Above that, with the headband. | |
How could you not see that? | |
Oh, it's a hat. | |
Yeah, that's the guy. | |
Who's he now? | |
Oh, of course it's in an article about how racist pro-ownership is, and I'm using it to talk about how great America is. | |
Yeah, well, it's kind of hard to own a football team here. | |
I'm sorry they're not all ethnic. | |
But anyway, that guy comes along, Shaleed Khan. | |
He goes from body shops to owning a football team. | |
And it's not like people are going, fucking Pac, he owns this football team. | |
That sucks. | |
When they are waving American flags at his games, they are pumped about their team, and that includes him. | |
That's America. | |
That's what Trump means. | |
That's what American flags mean. | |
Anyway, let's hear her insane fucking take. | |
I was on Long Island this weekend visiting a really dear friend, and I was really disturbed. | |
I saw, you know, dozens and dozens of pickup trucks with, you know, explicatives against Joe Biden. | |
Stop, stop. | |
What the fuck are explicatives? | |
This woman is on the board of the New York Times and she is retarded. | |
I'm going to show you in a second that she was the imbecile who thought 500 million dollars given to America would be a million dollars per American. | |
500 million, there's almost 500 million of us, so everyone gets a million, right? | |
Like, that is... Explicative is a word, and it's not the word she was looking for. | |
What's explicative mean? | |
It's, uh, serving to explain logically what's contained in the subject. | |
Oh, so she meant expletive. | |
Yes. | |
Sorry, that's just as bad. | |
Anyway, they were saying explicatives. | |
Actually, they were yelling explicatives, and you mis-explic-them. | |
Trump flags, and some cases just dozens of American flags, which is also just disturbing because essentially the message was clear. | |
It was, this is my country. | |
This is not your country. | |
I own this. | |
And so until we're ready to have that conversation, this is going to continue. | |
As long as they see Americanness as the same as one with whiteness. - Paz. | |
Isn't that amazing? | |
She is conflating American-ness with whiteness and then she's saying these other people have to get over it and stop doing that. | |
That's the same as religious puritans seeing everything as Satan. | |
Oh, I dropped my, I dropped my, my, uh, my jelly piece on the ground and it landed jelly first. | |
Satan has clearly infiltrated the kitchen and is ruining my jam sandwiches. | |
Like they push this whiteness thing into everything around them until a bunch of patriotic people that are pissed with pickled peppers and that Trump didn't win the election is somehow all about her and her blackness. | |
No, bitch. | |
No one cares about you. | |
She didn't fix her picture frames after the earthquake? | |
What the fuck? | |
Maybe, like, ordering them and making them- She's too dumb to put up pictures. | |
Look at how the white-framed one is touching the wood one. | |
I have- I have a theory that she thinks that leveling them off is actually a sign of whiteness. | |
That's the order of mappings. | |
Well, Ani DiFranco, the feminist folk star, says, I don't like right angles! | |
Those are not my rules! | |
Nice. | |
She believes that too. | |
to continue we have to figure out how to get every american a place at the table in this democracy but how to separate americanness america from whiteness until we can confront that and talk about that this is really going to continue i was on long island this weekend what a fucking weirdo Talk about the dictionary definition of a snowflake. | |
You're offended by Trump signs. | |
And yeah, I think those people do hate you. | |
You know why? | |
Because you're a stupid bitch at the New York Times that is obsessed with woke politics and is ruining this country by dragging us all back to pre-MLK days. | |
Because you're such a mental midget, it's all you really know. | |
You can't be challenged with stats and numbers and real facts. | |
Story exploded. | |
What's 1-6? | |
Oh yeah, there it is. | |
I think America has officially had enough of woke. | |
And I think the tipping point was critical race theory. | |
They started saying children in our schools have to learn how much they suck, and that they're white, and white is bad. | |
I think the average apolitical American has said, uh, no, wait a minute, wait a minute. | |
I didn't mind when anarchists were burning down Portland. | |
I've never been. | |
But now that you want to come to my school and tell my kids they suck. | |
We're out. | |
There was a good J.P. | |
Grime, G Prime 85 cartoon about it, 1-7, where she sees these trucks and a kid with a flag. | |
Yeah, so she sees all this as whiteness and how she doesn't belong. | |
Mara, this is how I see you. | |
This is what I see. | |
I mean, I like how the American flags also don't sort of calm her down and go, oh, they're just patriotic. | |
There's no Confederate flags or anything. | |
No, that makes it worse. | |
Because Trump is the KKK. | |
And if you have a Trump flag and an American flag, it means KKK in America for everyone. | |
I thought this was interesting. | |
Charlotte Clymer added to the story and wants you to know That she knows what Mara Gay is talking about. | |
Boy, she must have had it rough in grade school with a name like Gay, right? | |
I'll speak for myself here, says Charlotte. | |
I've folded countless American flags for the loved ones of fallen service members. | |
Oh, Charlotte must be in the military. | |
And when I see this, all I can think is, yeah, that person is definitely an asshole and most likely a coward. | |
So I'm military, I've dealt with fallen, so I'm good at seeing things in context, and when I see that, I think, asshole, coward. | |
I don't, you know what I see? | |
I see a guy who runs a pressure washer company, who has 12 employees, and he has been screwed recently with taxes, and he's having trouble getting out, getting his head above water, he's had to lay guys off, and he's fucking pissed, because not just two years ago, | |
His company was seeing unprecedented sales and he was about to hire three new people including his son-in-law who's been down on his luck and just married his daughter and he thought I'll give Eddie a job until he can get on his feet or maybe he could eventually take over the company. | |
That's how things were going and that's why he loved America because when you let it roam free money starts happening. | |
Get out the fucking way. | |
And then Biden comes along and gets in the way and he thinks, fuck you. | |
And she takes that as, I don't like black people. | |
What? | |
On Long Island? | |
So, you remember who Charlotte Clymer is, right? | |
Actually, go back and click on the tweet. | |
Or was it a tweet? | |
Or was it a picture of a tweet? | |
No, it's a tweet. | |
So click on the Charlotte herself. | |
Oh, it's a picture of a tweet. | |
Because you look at the picture, if you could zoom in maybe, and you're like, she's kind of pretty. | |
Is that the chick from the X-Files? | |
Or is it the chick from, like, Legally Blonde? | |
No, she doesn't quite look like that. | |
And then I looked her up. | |
Wait a minute, that looks familiar. | |
Oh my god. | |
That's that weird giant beast who dyed his eyebrows blonde and he grew out his hair and is now a woman covered in makeup. | |
He's also the guy that is so big and strong and broad-shouldered, which is why we needed him in the military. | |
He's now a human meme that perfectly describes why men and women are different. | |
Remember this? | |
No doubt, instructing this frightened young woman on the proper way to do the feminisms. | |
Look at the shoulders. | |
Now, I couldn't find the original, original one, but remember the one that's about a paragraph? | |
Yeah. | |
Of explaining, like, his shoulders, his demeanor, her submissive demeanor, and how this perfectly shows you how men and women are different? | |
Like, if I was doing a class on how men and women have different vibes, I would use that picture. | |
And I say, ignore the part where the guy's in a dress, because besides that, this is a great example of the difference between men and women. | |
The New York Times was very upset that we were laughing at Maya Gay. | |
And they wanted you to know, even though we saw a fuck ton of context just then, that the New York Times editorial board member Maya Gay's comments on MSNBC have been irresponsibly taken out of context. | |
Can you talk about context when you watch a clip for like a minute? | |
I mean, my quotes get taken out of context. | |
They take two words. | |
Her argument was that Trump and many of his supporters have politicized the American flag. | |
The attacks on her today are ill-informed and grounded in bad faith. | |
I guarantee you that that person who wrote that that tweet is another affirmative action hire who's way out of her depth and has to say stupid shit like that because no one with any kind of IQ wants that stupid job. | |
And just to remind you who Maya Gay is, as I said earlier, she's the one who thinks that Bloomberg spending $500 million on his campaign is enough. | |
Well, $500 million is obviously the same as $500 trillion. | |
And if you had $500 trillion, you'd definitely have $327 million. | |
Wait, trillion. | |
you definitely have 327 million, wait, trillion. | |
So you could give each 327 million people in America a million each. | |
So 500 million times 500 is 500 trillion. | |
She thinks, she seems to think 500 million is 500 trillion. | |
Cause you could divide it all up and get like, scroll down and you can see the actual clip. | |
Now, what I would say if someone said that is I'd say, okay, if someone had 500 oranges, is that enough oranges for every American? | |
Is if million is too complicated for you, let's make them oranges. | |
If there was 327 people, it would work just fine. | |
500 million is 500 units. | |
The unit in this case is a million, but the unit could be an orange. | |
And furthermore, we've heard of things that generate 500 million. | |
Like I think Avatar grossed 800 million. | |
So wait a minute, if Avatar was feeling generous, or maybe their profits were 800 million? | |
If someone's feeling generous like Avatar, they could make every American a millionaire? | |
Do it then. | |
No, my dear, if you divide 500 million by 331 million, whatever we are, you get about $1.83 each. | |
And I love how Brian, so first this dumb tweet goes out and everyone laughs at it, but she brings it to a show with Brian Williams. | |
And then Brian Williams is like, I love it. | |
It's so true. | |
I never thought of that before. | |
So the left has an IQ problem is what we're learning here. | |
This guy, he could do it. | |
Absolutely. | |
Somebody tweeted recently that actually with the money he spent, he could have given every American a million dollars. | |
I've got it. | |
Let's put it up on the screen. | |
I got it. | |
We've all seen it. | |
Wait a minute. | |
To say I've got it, now the editor there has seen it, the production, the producers, the line producers, the manager of the show, like everyone involved in that show has seen that and went, yep, let's get it up. | |
every american a million dollars got it let's put it up on the screen it when i read it so proud uh tonight on social media it kind of all became clear bloomberg spent 500 million on ads u.s population 327 million uh don't tell us if you're ahead of us on the math he could have given each american one million dollars and i've had lunch money left over it's an incredible way of putting it yeah it is it sure is brian In the true definition of incredible. | |
It's true, it's disturbing. | |
By the way, Brian Williams, if you recall, not only is he the guy who lied during Katrina and said bodies are floating past him in the French district where there was no flooding, But he's also the guy who watched his daughter get her ass eaten on HBO's Girls and said the following about it. | |
This is how you know he's a fucking liar and a moron. | |
For us, watching her is the family occupation, and everybody has to remember it's acting. | |
No animals were harmed during the filming, and ideally, nobody gets hurt. | |
That's what he thought when he saw someone eating his daughter's ass on HBO. | |
And I'll end this rant with just a final piece of proof that the left has an IQ problem and show Okay, there's some things that you probably don't know, but I know because I'm a genius. | |
And one of them is, if a person is hung, you say he's hanged. | |
A thing is hung, a person is hanged. | |
So you go and hang someone. | |
It's kind of counterintuitive. | |
It's weird that just one particular thing gets this conjugation of a verb, but a person is hanged. | |
Now I learned that because I edited a magazine for 15 years. | |
Controller, Even though it's spelled comp-troller, I learned it was controller because I ran a company. | |
And we had a controller. | |
And that's how I learned. | |
So you're forgiven if you've never edited a magazine. | |
You can be forgiven for not knowing people are hanged. | |
And if you've never had a company that had a controller, you can be forgiven for not knowing how to pronounce controller. | |
Because it's spelled weird. | |
If you're doing a commercial for the city's controller, you'd better fucking know how to pronounce it. | |
And if you're running for City Controller? | |
You definitely have to know how to pronounce it. | |
Yet none of them do. | |
In fact, look, Amber's just learned what she calls a Comptroller like a couple months ago. | |
Or last month. | |
It's the person that handles the finance, okay? | |
It's the grand pooba of the, um, accountants. | |
Is that America Ferrera? | |
She's turned into a strange mouse. | |
Zoey Chow. | |
That's the same joke. | |
and then trolls the people that receive those complimentary tickets. | |
Uh, you got a free ticket, you idiot. | |
A comptroller is what I don't know how to use, so I can't change the channel. | |
Somebody who writes, like, stupid stuff on social media just to disrupt things. | |
That's the same joke. | |
They just both did the troll joke. | |
With a computer built into it. | |
A controller is like a freak who has to just control every single thing. | |
A comptroller is the person that takes one of those old Atari joysticks. | |
Hold on a sec, hold on a sec. | |
This guy doesn't know how to say controller and he was Obama's like cultural advisor or something. | |
I have no idea who the fuck those other people are. | |
Stop! | |
He's running for New York City Comptroller and he pronounces it Comptroller. | |
- Hi, Brad Lander, and I'm actually running for New York City Comptroller. | |
The Comptroller is our chief accountable-- - He's running, stop. | |
He's running for New York City Comptroller, and he pronounces it Comptroller. | |
I mean, I didn't know clowns were retards, but clown world is retard world. | |
Look it up before you do the commercial at least. | |
...and manage pension funds for public sector workers. | |
Why does it matter? | |
Because we need an economic recovery that works for everyone. | |
Oh. | |
Oh. | |
Okay. | |
Duh. | |
I knew that. | |
Okay. | |
Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
Oh! | |
Okay. | |
That Asian was the only one doing an okay job of acting through this. | |
No. | |
You were too lazy to look up your own fucking job. | |
Okay, I want to get to Big Ed for a bit here, but you don't deserve to see Big Ed and his gorgeous new girlfriend that he cheated on and threw to the curb like human garbage. | |
I mean, you gotta hand it to him. | |
If someone looks like a fucking bizarre mutant that no one would fuck and is also a dwarf and an asshole and manages to finally get a chick and then throws her down into the garbage, you gotta be kind of impressed. | |
Not bad. | |
But that's for the people who pay for censored.tv. | |
$10 a month, that's what, 35 cents a day? | |
It's a beer, depending where you live. | |
In Manhattan, it's a beer a month. | |
Probably where you are, it's three beers a month. | |
The point is, it's nothing, and I am just the tip of the iceberg. | |
Jim Goad's got two shows. | |
Josh Denny's got a show. | |
We've got Lotus, Gavin Wax, Isabelle O'Reilly. | |
We've got so many shows that I sometimes get mad every time I say this, because I always leave someone out. | |
We've got piles of archives with free speech debates with Candace Owens and—what's his name? | |
Dr. Cory Booker, I was going to say. | |
And Cornel West. | |
Cornel West. | |
Anthony Kumiev, Opie and Anthony and I do a show. | |
Piles and piles of stuff on a daily basis. | |
I actually don't want it to be too much because I don't want you watching too much TV. | |
But you don't need anything else at all. | |
And the most common message I get from people about this network is, you make me feel sane. | |
Because though we're seen as G.G. | |
Allen and the most radical people on earth, you and I are moderates. | |
We're 2004 liberals. | |
And we turn on the TV and we get told about whiteness and critical race theory and how Marxism is normal and how America was built on slavery and all the statues need to come down and we think, is it me? | |
Am I nuts? | |
No, you're not nuts. | |
You're normal. | |
You're rational. | |
You're from pre-clown world. | |
And this, this network is a time capsule that manages to freeze sanity pre-clown world and barrel through this fucking frozen shit like a snowpiercer. | |
But I let you watch this part for free because I'm a sweetheart and it's a good advertising for the show. | |
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They refused to kowtow. | |
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You know what the CBD cream is good for? | |
Ladies, if you got a night out and you're wearing high heel shoes, put some CBD cream on your feet. | |
It makes the night a hell of a lot more tolerable. | |
And I love the gummies for sleeping. | |
And the tinctures you put in your coffee, it takes the edge off so you get the buzz. | |
Who knew that taking the illegal part of marijuana out, you'd still have all this magic? | |
Yes, there's tons of magic left without the THC. | |
Tons. | |
All right, we've now got a deep dive on Big Ed and the way he manipulates women and how, you know, I don't like men getting bashed, but I'm about to bash men because he represents, he personifies the worst we have to offer. | |
We'll cut to that, but we'll also cut off the freebie part and go behind the paywall. | |
So for all you people not seeing the rest of the show, this is a show where we promote bravery and honesty. | |
We want you to get in trouble. | |
We want you, if you're feeling uncomfortable about something, to speak up and say, this doesn't make any sense. | |
Well, stop hiding. | |
If the waiter comes up to you and he says, and you just ate a disgusting plate, and they go, how is it? | |
You go, I can't get through it, it's terrible. | |
This is overcooked and this is undercooked. | |
Be honest, tell it like it is. | |
Enjoy some confrontation, it's good for you. | |
Enjoy some debate, it makes you smarter. | |
Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting. | |
We just gotta get the outro. | |
Boom, we got it. | |
Actually, fuck it, we got it. | |
White boy summer, yeah. - Ah, 16. - Sucker duckin' and dummy dodgin' all day. | |
You know what I'm saying? |