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June 15, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S03E120 - WOMEN WRITERS
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That is Forgot to Take My Meds by Prince Daddy and the Hyena.
Is it hyena singular?
That's weird.
You know, rock and roll is for young people.
Old people should not be making rock and roll.
They can make music by all means.
But rock and roll is sex.
It's simulating sex.
That's why they have so much enthusiasm.
What?
Enthusiasm.
Enthusiasm.
That's like when Justin Trudeau talked about the Proud Boys, he says, the Proud Boys.
That's why they have so much enthusiasm for it.
And that's why when you see that band Garbage, you go, eh.
You know what I'm talking about?
Those old bald guys in the background behind, what's her name?
Shirley McLean.
And they're all like, we're not old.
Or you have the Edge and you two with this hat's on.
It's Tim Poole look.
I'm actually just really cold.
Yeah, no, guys.
No.
You may not rock.
I'm officially aegist.
Old people can't rock.
You know, and there's even more controversial theories out there.
Like, I believe Nikki Six of Motley Crew claims curly-haired people can't rock.
Now people bring up Slash, Phil Lynette of Thin Lizzie, Robert Plant.
Jimmy Page has curly hair, doesn't he?
Kind of, yeah, yeah.
Maybe wavy.
But maybe he's onto something.
I love stupid theories like that.
Especially when they get questioned and they back it up.
Like they go to him, what about Robert Plant?
And he goes, Led Zeppelin was never really a fan.
Ooh.
Come on, immigrants.
You can't do that.
Fool in the Rain?
Fool in the Rain might be the greatest song ever made.
By the way, I'm sorry my cuffs are creased there.
These are all new shirts from Nita Fashions.
Got them out of FedEx.
At one wash, and that'll be gone.
And maybe I'm doing bad advertising for them.
When I wake up in the middle of the night, I think bad thoughts like that.
Like I get so fucking paranoid and sketched out, I think, maybe my dad's mad at me for not calling him after he fell down the stairs.
Or maybe Nita Fashions is losing clients because I'm advertising creased cuffs and that's something that's bad for them.
It is kind of scary.
I told you what he told me, right?
About our clients, our viewers.
That they're great, right?
Did I tell you that already?
I remember hearing something from them that was positive.
He quizzes them for some reason.
Oh, interesting.
And they're like plenty of lawyers.
I guess if you're getting a suit, you're usually a lawyer.
They all say we're gravely misunderstood.
And then Australia, Canada, Britain, America seem to be the hot spots.
I realized yesterday being woke, I didn't tell you about my weekend.
True.
I don't even remember what I did.
You don't?
Baseball, lots of baseball with the kids, as per us.
There's one kid in my son's team.
His parents have never been to one game.
They got to be immigrants, right?
They're maybe from like Ukraine, where they're like, as long as Russians are not killing us, we're doing good parenting.
They're playing the ball bass.
They're playing ball bass.
What am I going to do?
Watch them play?
That's for pedophiles.
Pediphals.
Did you ever find out what happened?
With the gram?
You are pedophil.
Oh, that was the stupidest controversy ever.
Okay.
They claim that he has some secret substance in the front of his pants, cum, and he puts it on the ball.
Now, it's just a tick he has when he adjusts.
You know, like batters will take their gloves off and put them back on again.
He does it.
He's been doing it his whole life.
It's just like a little twitch like me going like that or like that.
And then Polar Bear had a good point.
He goes, you know what?
I want the pitchers to be putting whatever they can on their hands.
I don't want them to lose control of the ball and it smashed me in the face.
So whatever helps you pitch accurately, do it, please.
Because I'm in danger out there.
Yeah, it doesn't sound like it's like the pine tar of balls.
Like, fuck off.
Oh, look at that.
He's just adjusting his shirt.
Yeah, that would be the most magicianist.
Wouldn't you be way better at it if that was the case?
Plus, there's plenty of substances allowed on the ball, like that little flower bag they have.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And thirdly, they changed the stitching on the balls this year.
Really?
Which you don't do in football or golf.
That's Polar Bear's point, also.
Another song...
By the way, that song was introduced to me by a subscriber.
The subs are sending better musical ideas.
I'm turning into Joe Biden.
The subs are sending us...
Anyway.
Better musical.
I mean, even they've admitted.
You know the thing.
Could you tell me what the thing is?
Let's jump to 19 here.
This is the longest pause in presidential history.
So what about Putin?
You said he was a killer during...
You're about to meet him.
Are you going to call him a killer to his face?
How's that going to work out for you?
Do you think he's a threat to America?
He is, by the way.
What do you say to Vladimir Putin?
To answer the first question?
I'm laughing too.
They actually.
Well, look, I mean, he has made clear that.
11,000.
11,000.
2, 1,000.
3 1,000.
1 1,000.
1 1,000.
The answer is.
9,000.
I believe.
Wait a minute.
Stop.
Do I get to count that um in the pause?
I believe so.
Okay, let's go.
That's when I started.
Let's go back.
It is made clear that.
11,000, 21,000, 3, 1,000, 41,000.
The answer is...
Wow, that made it to 11.
That's got to be a world record.
That's crazy.
What a fucking loser retard.
That's the leader of the free world, my silly pet.
You elected Leroy as president.
And, you know, I'm a pariah when I walk down the street because I supported Trump.
And I just feel like going, how are your guys working out?
How do you feel about Kamala Harris and her cackling fear of the border or Joe Biden's 11-second pauses?
How are your guys doing?
AOC, Ilhan Omar, the goon squad.
So let's see what he says, though, after his 11-second pause.
I believe he has in the past essentially acknowledged that he was there are certain things that he would do or did do.
But look, when I was asked that question on air, I answered it honestly.
But it's not much of a, I don't think it matters a whole lot in terms of this next meeting we're about to have.
Yeah, it does.
The second question was just to cooperate.
I love how his aides just know that he's going to space on the second question.
The second question was, it was about the economy.
I know you're going to bail.
I'd verify first and then trust.
Yeah, fuck off.
See, Putin was saying, you know, you give us shit for locking up that guy, that journalist activist, because he was a threat to the Kremlin.
But you do the same thing with all these people, including Proud Boys.
January 6th insurrection.
So don't get mad if you look in the mirror and it look ugly.
No, don't get mad at the mirror if you're ugly, he said, which is a great saying.
Yeah, I kind of like the things that he says.
He might be full of shit.
Oh, he's our adversary.
Right.
But that doesn't mean he's an idiot.
He's a communist.
That's bad.
China is our adversary.
The East are not our friends.
The West is the best.
Western chauvinists don't like the East.
But you're a white supremacist if you like the West.
If you like capitalism more than this guy, if you don't like this guy, you're a white supremacist.
You got it?
Do you understand?
We understand.
Good matters and problems.
We are prepared.
Learn English, by the way.
That's hard.
Like, how long has he been in office for?
20 years?
Can you learn your other team's language?
It's the easiest language in the world, too.
It's pretty easy.
Like, getting back to the music and the people who send us songs.
Someone said, thanks for introducing me to Crass.
Here's a band the cool kids are listening to.
They're from Southeast London.
And it's funny how with music, just before you play it, Jesus, everything's been done to death, right?
And every time I hear a new band, I can go, oh, that reminds me of this band when I was your age.
And it sounds like Urban Dance Squad or something.
But then you hear this band and you go, pretty good, guys.
Fairly original.
Who's the bird?
I'm sure I can find something similar from the past, but it's not easy.
What's the name of that band?
Dry Cleanin'.
Dry Cleanin'.
That song is Unsmart Lady.
I'm wary of looking into the lyrics because that can always ruin bands.
Speaking of Unsmart Ladies, today's book is something you could not be less interested in.
It's Allison Bechdell, The Secret to Superhuman Strength.
She is one of the greatest cartoonists of all time, as far as her talent goes.
This seems to be really churned out, though, with her lesbian lover watercoloring in the pages with really bland, washed-out colors, which isn't very cartoony.
And her father was a mentally ill gay who killed himself, and she seems to be dealing with the same genetic curses.
And she's using exercise to stave off her mental illness.
She did a book called Fun Home that was about growing up in a funeral home and her weird closeted dad.
It might be the greatest graphic novel ever made.
It's definitely up there in the top 10.
There's no arguing.
It's fucking beautiful.
And the coloring, I don't know, it's somehow less washed out, even though it's fucking gray.
But it's beautifully done.
She clearly took her time, unlike this book.
And the problem with that is you're a lesbian, right?
So gays are 1% of the population.
Lesbians are, let's say, around 0.5.
It's hard to make a mass appeal book.
And she did a book, Fun Home, about her weird dad.
That's not rare.
We basically all have weird dads, especially my kids.
So that book exploded.
It won all these awards and it gave her her career.
But she's now trying, as a 0.5%er, trying to do another hit.
And she did The Essential Dykes to Watch Out For, which only lesbians could possibly endure.
Are You My Mother?
Which I don't know why it didn't work.
And this is just my opinion, obviously.
Maybe people loved it.
And then she did this about her obsession with fitness as she gets older.
She's like 57 now or something.
Flop.
It's kind of a curse to have a hit, in a way.
But it gave her a career, so she's going to be.
You know, I like Howard Stern's view with people as far as hits go.
He goes, just keep doing it.
Hey, Ramones, you got a hit?
Keep doing Blitz Green Bop.
Or fucking Poly Walnuts?
You're getting typecasted as a WAP?
Wise guy?
Say thank you.
Do it.
That's what I'm doing.
You seem to like this.
Don't change the recipe.
Don't change the recipe.
People don't like that.
Friend with Ben Effett.
J-Lo and Ben are full on back together.
He is fucking the shit out of her.
Missionary from behind.
They're Frenching.
They're smooching.
They're hanging around nude.
She's making coffee completely naked.
He's nude too.
He's one black sock on that he didn't take off and that neither of them noticed because they're so in love.
And then, of course, village idiot de Blasio shrugs off violence in Washington Square Park.
My wife was like, I love that New York is back and people are parting their asses off.
Yeah, I guess I get what you're saying.
Like, this is fun.
And the fights and the bands and the screaming.
And when I say fights, I mean organized boxing is going on in Washington Square Park.
But it's also a massive fucking crime wave, which isn't quite so cute.
The organized boxing, is that a free to everybody who's vaccinated thing?
They've been doing that.
They had a Philharmonic thing at Bryant Park.
No, this isn't organized, Ryan.
This is utter 1970s chaos.
Oh, cool.
Yeah.
That's pretty cool.
Sort of.
It reminds me of In the Heights, the movie I just saw with Lynn Lee.
You saw In the Heights?
Yeah, I did.
Yeah.
Did they mention how everyone in Washington Heights is on welfare and gets their hair cut once a day because they have nothing better to do and lets their kids stay up all night?
And there's no bedtimes for children in Washington Heights.
And they broadcast movies up against buildings and blare music 24 hours a day because there's no day or night in Washington Heights because they're all on food stamps.
And when you don't have work to go to, you don't have night or day.
Did they mention that?
Not that specifically.
Oh.
But there is a heavy presence of lotto and lottery.
And I was like, that's some real shit right there.
You know what my girlfriend's dad always said?
It's poor people tax.
The lottery.
That's true.
That's a good one.
It's fucking good.
That's a good one.
So yeah, this is the first eight minutes of it.
So it's all like, you know, sing alongside.
And by the way, I only watched this for the show, for my job.
I had to come here and tell you what I thought of the movie.
No, because then we would have watched it with mirrors.
We could have done a whole thing on it.
That's bullshit.
I have to stay informed.
Dragged you to it, and you even pretended you liked it, which is embarrassing.
I had to stay informed.
And so this is my full review.
It was pretty...
That's a lie.
That's just a lie.
No, no, I didn't like it.
Ew, there's gum in New York.
So what's this subplot?
He's in Puerto Rico?
No.
So he's...
What's the beach they just showed?
Well, that's his little suenito.
Which is a little dream.
And so his parents came here from Dominican Republic, Meng.
They started the.
Yeah, they started the bodega, and they went back to the DR once their son could run it.
So that way he's sending money back now off of their Dominican Republic.
No, no, could I just elaborate a little bit?
See?
He's using food stamps to fill these big blue bins that he then ships back to the Dominican Republic, and then they use that as the inventory for their bodega because they're not starving.
So our food stamps fund the inventory of bodegas in Dominican Republic and occasionally Puerto Rico, but mostly DR. Si, pero a el acer, yo aveces, pero siempre trabajando a la bodega.
Some stores, some grocery stores sell the blue bins at the grocery store.
It's a one-stop shop.
It's a one-stop shop.
And then you ship from there.
You ship it to the Dominican Republic from.
And I mentioned this on Fox News and was vilified.
You hate Dominicans.
You're lying.
And I was like, Google it, bitches.
Yeah.
Esto hablo, Google.
What they're saying is like, okay, I hate them if, but what if this is true?
Does that mean that they're terrible?
What are you trying to say?
By them telling you.
I'm saying that's a shitty thing to do.
It shows that you have no morals.
It shows that you hate America and have no, what's the word, allegiance, no ability to assimilate.
You are not part of the American experience.
So anyway, this is him.
What?
He's in a time.
He's in a dream?
That's in like a fat, like a fast-forwarded, you know, that's him.
That's not a dream.
Present day.
And this is all, the whole movie is.
So he moved back to DR. Oh, that's the dad.
I don't want to give it away.
Give it away.
I don't want the red-hot chili peppers.
Give it away.
Give it away.
Give it away now.
All right.
Well, okay.
So, okay.
He's picturing this life where he goes back to the Dominican Republic after he sells the bodega.
And he falls in love with this chick.
And they are really on a slow roll.
And that's the most suspension of disbelief you have to do is that Latinos wouldn't bang the first night.
The first night.
That morning.
Most Latinos in New York, he'll be walking up to a girl and his penis will come out of his pants.
Like the fucking...
And then he'll go up to her and say, hey, how you do?
And you'll go, oh, I'm already fucking you.
And she'll go, I know, that's bugged out, right?
It climbs out the fly of your pants like skank and beetle juice.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Gay passing wouldn't know that.
You must have said dick three times.
Hey, I'm pregnant.
I just held your hand for 30 seconds.
You have triplets.
What the fuck?
So, what?
They take years to court?
Dude, they take so long to even kiss.
And, you know, it's just, it's very human.
Has Lynn Manuel Miranda ever been to Washington Heights?
I don't think he's kissed anybody.
I don't think he's been to Washington Heights.
The subplot I didn't get is, isn't it about like, they're not going to take away our Washington Heights?
No, not really.
Oh, because in the trailer, it's all like, they're not going to make us disappear.
We've got to save Washington Heights.
And it's like, nobody wants it.
You know, they try to pack that in, but for the most part, it's like Greece almost.
Like, there's no real main plot.
There's like people have some light aspirations and struggles and little things like that.
And then they only added one political thing that was really annoying, and it was dreamers shit.
Like, that kid wants to go to college.
He's like, yo, I'm undocumented, but I didn't know I couldn't go to college.
And it's so funny.
It's like they tricked them into thinking going to college and being indoctrinated by shit and paying money for it is like a goal.
Just keep working.
Work at your little bodega.
I mean, don't go.
They think college is so great.
Yeah, that's a very boomer belief that you can't survive without college.
It's your gateway to the future.
And all they're going to learn is that.
It's based on the truth that people who went to college tend to be doing well.
Yeah.
Babies who listen to Baby Einstein tend to be doing well.
It's not because of Baby Einstein.
It's because they come from families where people give a shit about their kid.
Oh, Fred Perry.
Wait, what?
He's wearing a Fred.
Oh, shit.
Oh.
Should we listen to some of this terrible nonsense?
Dude, some of the hooks on these songs are just like how much the lotto ticket is, like $96,000.
Or like the firecracker.
Musicals.
Yeah, I guess musicals stink.
When you heard the Beatles record, you were hearing like 20 years of working on songs.
Lynn Manuel Miranda probably spent like a year writing these stupid ditties.
We're getting on the bus.
Yeah, basically.
But then they show some of the food and I'm like, oh, yeah, alright.
I recognize all the food that they're showing there.
Bro, this is one of the main characters here.
This guy played Dr. Dre in the NWA remake.
He's got one of the lead roles.
He has just as much screen time as the Dominican guy.
Lim Manuel Miranda just tweeted out this morning.
He's sorry that he hasn't put enough dark-toned people in the movie.
I'm listening.
I know I made a mistake.
Blah, blah, blah.
But Dominicans aren't dark.
Dominicans are dark because they share Haiti and they fuck each other.
I don't think of a Dominican.
I think of like Nikki or Cardi B. She's a lighter-skinned Dominican.
Nice outfit.
She's kind of...
She's kind of attractive.
She does have the body of like a 16-year-old, but her face is very pretty.
That's enough in the heights.
So what was your, what's your, how many stars out of five?
I gave it 3 s treas.
Three stars.
That's right.
That means you suck.
Every star I give it is a star deducted from my rating.
Everything more than, it's inversely proportional.
So if you give it a one, then you're a four.
If you give it a two, you're a three.
I don't think they're mutually exclusive.
You give it a three, you're a zero.
It's complicated math.
Fake news.
This is an interesting story.
So we just got done with that dude who blew the whistle on Facebook.
He raised half a million dollars.
I talk to him sometimes, by the way, and he thinks he's rich.
He's like, I got to get an accountant and financial advisor.
I got to do this, got to do that.
I go, dude, you may never work again.
So you're broke, basically.
500 grand is not enough to retire on.
Here's my advice.
Don't spend a fucking dime.
Get a job at a car wash right now.
Put that in a savings account, not even an investment, and see what the next year does to you.
Go out for a nice dinner with your wife, but see what the next year does to you.
That's the best advice to give anyone who comes into any kind of money.
I am going to be releasing some reportings about what goes on behind the scenes at Fox because it applies to you, the viewers.
I found a nonprofit journalism group called Project Veritas.
It's going to help put that out tomorrow, so tune into them.
But as for this heat wave across Texas, you can see what it's doing to AC units.
This one broken down as we speak.
And I talked to several repair shops who said they are working as frantically as they can to keep up with the repairs.
Couldn't get a monkey wrench?
It's been difficult.
What's with the fucking spanner there, dude?
They're working as fast as they can.
Ever heard of or even right?
Wow, that was badass.
Speaking of mama bears, yesterday we were saying critical race theory was the turning point in the left's lunacy.
I mean, come on.
Lefties, surely you're looking around at inflation, defunding the police, this massive crime spike, the price of gas, the price of lumber, the jobs sitting around with no one wanting them.
Surely you're going, what have we wrought?
Please?
Please?
Anyway, North Korean defector slams woke school.
So yesterday, we had a Maoist, someone who had grown up under Mao, and don't forget the death toll of China is 80 million.
It's constantly understated.
He killed 80 million people and not just like went to prisons.
He killed the middle class because they questioned his authority.
The upper classes, of course, became subsumed by him.
And then the lower classes became his sort of cannon fodder.
But middle class intellectuals, artists, creative types, people with good ideas, no thank you, dead.
80 million.
Now, North Korea, that was yesterday.
Today we have North Korea.
We don't know The North Korean death toll.
We know they have re-education camp.
We know they use human beings to experiment on.
We know that people regularly starve to death there.
But who knows how many people this psychotic dictator has killed?
At some U.S. schools, and tells Fox News that America's future is as bleak as North Korea.
Think about that.
After attending an Ivy League school, she says she saw deeply disturbing similarities to the oppressive regime.
Joining us live with her story, North Korean human rights activist Yan Mi.
Hold on a sec.
Thank you so much.
Just a dumb pause here.
You're not allowed to take pictures in North Korea.
How do you have so many pictures?
I guess it's post-defect.
Those are old-ass pics, huh?
For being here.
This is truly a pleasure.
To those who say, oh, that can happen here.
What's your response?
I think that's the same thing.
I always think every day at Colombia, I was thinking, how is it possible?
I couldn't believe that was actually happening to this country.
Every single day I go to classroom and they tell me, in order for us to create a safe place, we need to stop asking the truth.
And that's what it was in North Korea that they told us, in order for us to be protected by the dear leader, we should stop questioning.
And that was exactly at Colombia I had to go through.
So you're basically saying that you felt silenced is what I'm hearing from you.
Is that correct?
Yeah, I think the worst thing is not just silenced.
As soon as I spoke up, they were saying, oh, you're just brainwashed from North Korea.
And just seeing everybody doing that, I think they were not just silencing.
In order to feel it and not being cancered, everybody had to echo whatever they were saying.
And I think for me to eventually, for me to get a good GPA and graduate, I had to really shut up and echo whatever they said.
And I'm sure you weren't the only one who felt that way.
There was one thing that I read that really stood out to me.
I want to make sure I get it right.
You say people in America are just dying to give their rights and power to the government.
Why do you think that is?
I think this is what makes me question the human nature.
I mean, obviously, I saw how people can be oppressed to the point they don't know even they're oppressed, right?
My people in North Korea right now that they do not know they are slaves to a dictator.
Now I came to America, people were talking about animals' rights and they're talking about their oppression, systemic oppression.
And I was telling them, you know that if you know you're oppressed, that means you are not oppressed.
You know, not knowing is a true definition of oppression.
So it was so bizarre why they're going to be able to do it.
Yeah, I remember seeing when the first guy died, Kim Jong Chris, forget what the dad's name was, pretty sure it was.
Kim Jong.
Okay.
And they were all crying.
And I'm staring at the TV like, are those real tears?
And then I saw fluids, water, come from their eyeballs and stain the, temporarily stain the cement beneath them.
So then, did they make themselves cry?
Like, I don't get how much they believe.
But it is disturbing how Americans are so happy to self-contain, to self-mask, to self-regulate this COVID epidemic.
And, you know, you go to a Trump type of area in the burbs outside New York, and it's all no masks, no masks anywhere.
Then you go to the liberal areas, and you go to the Whole Foods, stop and shop, and masks everywhere.
Actually, you know what?
Seatown, which is near the Bronx, that's all, this one place I go to is like all Hispanics, probably mostly Mexicans, probably lots of illegals.
They are all masked up too.
What's that about?
They're here illegally.
They don't want to rock the boat?
Or they're just like they're conformist or they're dumb?
I think they trust science.
When a man in a suit tells them from the country that they snuck into that there's something wrong, they listen to.
They're very susceptible to, like, that's my family in a nutshell.
They're all maskers?
Yeah.
Well, now they're not because the science says they're vaccinated.
Yeah, but the yuppies and the liberals are all still wearing their masks.
I'll never forget this.
There was a woman that was sort of in the scene back when, you know, Jim God and I were around way before your time, answer me kind of days, early 90s.
She was called Lisa Carver.
Her sort of pen name was Lisa Suck Dog.
She's married now with kids.
I don't know if she's married, but she's got a kid and all that stuff.
She was on some forum pre-Reddit days, and she was talking about, as an anarchist, we need to do this.
This is before like Antifa became woke fucking assholes.
And anarchists were really just libertarians who were a little more extreme than your average libertarian, wanted no government at all, as opposed to most libertarians want like the army, police, and it starts dwindling down to a little bit of infrastructure.
Anarchists were like, no, fuck all that.
Anyway, don't think of her as Antifa.
Think of her as like an Emma Goldman type of anarchist.
And she was talking about how everything should be privatized and we keep looking to the state.
And if the state keeps telling us how to parent our kids, we should take them out of school and start our own schools and stuff like that.
Normal stuff that actually Republicans and conservatives say today.
This is 20 years ago.
And they got on with her, the people, like her friends, said, Lisa, what are you doing?
You know the feds monitor these pages.
You know the Secret Service, the CIA, the FBI, they're all monitoring this.
And you're talking about our strategies.
That's bad news.
It's funny that this ended up killing the January 6th guys.
And she said something so profound.
She goes, wow, this is where we've arrived.
Now we police ourselves.
She goes, the feds don't even have to show up for work.
We police ourselves.
And I see that with the COVID masks.
I see people telling others to put on masks, putting on masks when they don't have to following the rules, despite Fauci saying don't wear a mask and then say wearing a mask, and then we found out Fauci fucking funded the Wuhan lab.
Let's actually jump to COVID, dude.
Give us a uh, we want a bump, yeah.
What are you doing?
Trying to find a bump page.
We'll go this one.
We have like five.
We have like five.
We have five.
What am I five?
If your language requires a paintbrush to write, your language sucks.
Your language is stupid.
Fucking Chinese.
Chinese virus comes from China.
Chinese asshole.
Chinese asshole.
Do one seven.
So Jon Stewart was on Stephen Colbert and he said exactly what Trump said.
But because the left sees politics as sports, when someone from their side says anything, Jon Stewart could say, I'll tell you, when you're famous, you can grab a woman by the pussy.
Everyone would go, oh, John, Mr. Frisky.
So here he is talking about the Wuhan virus and saying it came from fucking China, from the Wuhan lab.
And I honestly mean this.
I think we owe a great debt of gratitude to science.
Science has in many ways helped ease the suffering of this pandemic, which was more than likely caused by science.
And that's kind of...
What was that?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I didn't get that joke.
Listen.
Huh?
It's coffee.
I wouldn't do that joke.
I wouldn't do that.
Oh, it didn't take.
I didn't take it.
What do you take, Joe?
What do you mean by that?
Do you mean like perhaps there's a chance that this was created in a lab?
There's an investigation.
A chance?
Well, my God.
There's evidence I'd love to hear.
There's a novel respiratory coronavirus overtaking Wuhan, China.
What do we do?
Oh, you know who we could ask?
The Wuhan novel respiratory coronavirus lab.
The disease is the same name as the lab.
That's just a little too weird, don't you think?
And then they ask those scientists.
They're like, how did this...
So wait a minute.
You work at the Wuhan Respiratory Coronavirus Lab.
How did this happen?
And they're like, a pangolin kissed a turtle.
What?
Have you noticed, like, when you're doing a joke, you can't do a Chinese accent because it's racist?
So now what is he?
A baby voice.
Was that a Hungarian?
I don't know.
Is that a baby Hungarian?
Little baby Garyan, yeah.
Targaryen.
Targaryen.
Baby Gary.
Fuck.
The name of your lab.
If you look at the name.
Look at the name.
Can I?
Let me see your business card.
Show me your business card.
Oh, I work at the coronavirus lab in Wuhan.
Oh, because there's a coronavirus loose in Wuhan.
How did that happen?
Maybe a bat flew into the cloaca of a turkey and then it sneezed into my chili and now we're gonna...
Stop.
Can you just do that in a Chinese accent so we can have what we deserve?
Oh, okay, maybe like a turtle, like a sneeze into the coraker of like a turtle.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's fucking German.
He sounds like a German guy.
Yeah, what?
It has to be a white guy.
If you're going to make fun of Chinese, do a white accent.
Into the cloaker of a turkey, and then it sneezed into my chili.
And now we all have coronavirus.
Like, come on, okay, chili?
You white-ified their food.
Chili, yeah.
It's just hot water and stuff.
Why do you name a real Chinese food like dog?
Maybe he meant kitty.
Sneezed into my chili, and now we all have coronavirus.
Like, come on, okay, wait, okay.
Wait a second, wait a minute.
What about this?
What about this?
This is the same joke three times.
Oh, my God.
This one's kind of good.
Oh, my God.
There's been an outbreak of chocolatey goodness near Hershey, Pennsylvania.
What do you think happened?
Like, oh, I don't know.
Maybe a steam shovel made it with a cocoa bean.
Or it's the chocolate factory.
Maybe that's it.
That could be.
All right, that's enough.
That was the...
Wait, wait, wait, sorry.
I cut out just a pube too soon.
Go back.
So he just said exactly what Trump said.
It came from China.
Right.
Came from a lab.
And what do they do when Jon Stewart says it?
John Heckelberg-Eiselman, I think, is his real name.
Could be.
That could be.
I gave them all tuberculosis just.
That could very well be.
And Anthony Fauci and Francis Collins and NIH have said, like, it should definitely be investigated.
Stop with the logic and people and things.
The aim of the disease.
Wait a second.
Wait a minute.
And Colbert is still frantically trying to support the Red Sox after they, or like the Houston Astros.
They got caught cheating and everyone was defending them, going, look, everyone does it.
So that's Colbert right there, right after the Astros got caught cheating, saying, oh, it's just banging on a garbage.
It's not a big deal.
They still deserve to win the World Series.
That's why I can't talk to them anymore.
Look at this.
Here's the next thing they're going to do.
So here's the plan.
I hereby predict, I'm Josh Denny, next four years tonight.
They need mail-in ballots to win the next election.
Conservatives are about to take back the country if the election is fair.
Even the left, all the moderates, everyone slightly near the middle has realized that this stupid leftist experiment failed drastically.
COVID was not Trump's fault.
Biden is a retard.
The left are communists and assholes, and they want to destroy your kids.
At best, ruin their childhood.
At worst, fuck them.
So America is set for a huge Trump win, DeSantis win, whatever a GOP win in 2024.
Unless they can do mail-in ballots and they can fake it.
How are they going to do mail-in ballots?
Well, one thing is they could do, say there's a new strain of COVID, which is kind of tough to do.
the centrifugal testing machine, you can turn it up so it'll find it in Curry and Guinness and Jolt Cola.
Or climate change.
You see, the climate in 2024 is going to be in such disarray.
Here's some charts.
That you need to stay inside.
Even you driving, that little, even in your electric car, that little bit of fume, that little bit of gas, the coal that's used to burn, to make the electricity for your car, I can't even use that.
We have to say that electricity.
It doesn't say that.
You're a liar.
Jesus.
When he's dead, then you start doing that.
That's going to be creepy.
So what they're going to say is climate change.
And they've already said it.
I strongly suggest you follow John Joseph CroMag.
Play this video.
Are you ready for climate lockdowns?
What, you think I'm making that up?
Avoiding a climate lockdown by the WBCSD.
That rolls off the tongue.
That stands for the World Business Council for Sustainable Development.
3M, Apple, Bloomberg, BMW, Chevron, BP, Dow, DuPont, Google, IBM, IKEA, Kellogg's, Mestley, Procter Gamble.
It just keeps going.
This was published way back in October 2020, so it's not even a new thing.
They say in the near future, the world may need to resort to lockdowns again, this time to tackle a climate emergency.
Wait, how could the climate create an emergency that we need a lockdown to solve?
Who cares?
They say under a climate lockdown, governments would limit private vehicle use, ban the consumption of red meat, and impose extreme energy-saving measures.
Fossil fuel companies would have to stop drilling.
To avoid such a scenario, we have to overhaul economics and do capitalism differently.
Are you ready for climate lockdowns?
Do capitalism differently?
You know who is...
That's fascism, by the way.
When you have a czar of electricity, a czar of electronics, like one entrepreneur, one corporation in control of that entire field, that's what fascism is.
I've always seen it as an economic model.
These stupid kids that want to kill Andy No, they see it as like white supremacy, which is really just you don't listen to my crazy leftist politics.
That's what white supremacy means in 2021.
But $700 billion, $700 trillion, $300 billion, $300 billion.
Women are in fact Gillette.
The Razor Company.
They're very good.
The guy who started it was great at razors back in, I don't know, 1910.
And he said, look, let's cut the shit.
I'm the best at making razors.
I have huge factories all over the country making the highest quality razors.
Why are there other razor companies?
It's stupid.
It's a waste of time.
It's funny that they're the ones putting up the woke commercials now because the founder of Gillette, whatever his name is, Kevin Gillette, is a fascist.
And he pushed hard for legislation that made Gillette the only razor company in America.
This is what corporations want, obviously.
If you're IKEA, you want to be the furniture czar.
If you're GE, you want to be the electricity czar.
They kind of are the electricity czar.
Didn't Obama hire the head of GE to handle electricity in America?
So that's why they like this climate change lockdown, because they can destroy America and then rebuild it where they handle all the individual things.
Wouldn't it be funny if it was just a much better place?
The trains run on time.
We have to go to re-education camp and pledge allegiance to king whatever of America.
But it's a great place.
The North Koreans were right.
China is awesome.
Russia rules.
Putin was right.
Everyone is happy in Russia.
They're not alcoholics who shit themselves and fall asleep on the road and freeze to death.
And in China, they're not randomly picked up off the street and murdered.
Journalists are not beaten to death by the police for writing articles that say police violence is out of control.
That literally happened when I was there last.
I'm in charge, bend over.
Okay, let's...
We're kind of scattered now.
Let's just do some racism briefly.
By the way, remember how I said, can you imagine if the races were reversed is kind of stolen from Do You Remember?
And I was looking up Elton John and Billy Joel.
A reader submitted something.
It's David Bowie.
Do you remember?
I think it's one of his older hits.
What are you doing?
I typed in Bowie.
No, no, don't worry about that.
He just said it's Bowie.
He didn't say the song.
Look up Do You Remember in quotes and then David Bowie lyrics.
Dost us remember inst dos races wir vervost.
What?
That sounded kind of real.
Red sails, ashes to ashes.
Do you remember with lyrics?
Maybe, no, it's probably Young American.
Young American.
Okay.
Do you remember?
This is such a fucking jam.
Back when saxophones weren't annoying, then one day they just died.
Look up the lyrics so we know where it is.
This is a lot.
It takes time for a stupid point.
We should have this prepared.
This is actually good because you can see how important our prep work is because when we're not prepared, we swallow up like a minute of your time, which is not what we want to do in the show.
I'm like the guys who write for The Simpsons.
Your time is very important to me.
Wait, where does it say do you remember?
Hello?
Command F. Oh, there we go.
It's the very last verse.
Way, way farther than that.
I think we actually passed it.
Oh, yeah.
You did it again.
You better sit on your hands where you were before.
Young American Young American.
There we go.
Go back.
There we go.
Can you imagine?
Do you remember?
Do you remember when the races were reversed?
Imagine David Bowie was fucking right wing.
Can you imagine if the races were reversed?
The war on cops is ever prevalent.
Yeah, so we're in racism.
Birds are racist.
This is fucking amazing.
This is proof that racism is over.
When you have to dig down deep and you find a fucking bird, and it's not called the end bird.
If you want evidence of just, this is the guy who runs the Babylon B, by the way.
If you want evidence of just how far we've come in terms of putting racism behind us, just look at how far we have to reach to find it now.
The racist legacy many birds carry.
Are they burdened by this?
Burdened.
Why does that bird look so burdened?
Because he is a racist and he has to recognize that.
Look at his racist face.
Jameson's Fire Finch.
Named after what?
The explosive diarrhea that blacks would get when force-fed Jamesons was in the cotton fields.
Finch was the first black man ever hired and they fired Finch, so then they named it after Finchin.
They used to chop off black people's arms and dye them red to make them look like fire finches.
And the fire finch has to carry that everywhere he goes.
From now on, when I'm walking down the street and I see a bird, I'm just going to go, racist!
Fuck you, fuck you.
We don't have to read that article.
They got a blue Jay.
Where'd a brown Jay?
You don't have to read anything in the New York Times.
This is a bit of a tangent.
It probably should have been a green screen.
But critical race theory and this whole idea of making everything about racism and our sins and power is possible.
It's something you can do at home.
I did it a couple years ago.
I said, okay, I'm black today in my head.
And every slight, everything, I'm going to see everything through the prism of race.
And there was times when people were like getting up and moving over a chair, people staring at me, people collecting my ticket first.
They were all coincidences.
100% of them, obviously, I'm white.
But when I was locked into that, I'm a giant black man with a huge afro.
My day, and I was in New York City going around, coming back to the burbs, all that stuff, drinking in the burbs, drinking in the city, doing my job, going to get dry cleaning and stuff.
And I must have had like 15 to 20 examples of me being treated like a second-class citizen because I'm black.
So if you go through history books with this Nazi glasses on and you only see oppression, you're going to find it.
And you can write PhDs and you can write books and you can do the fucking, you know that chick, Robin, what's her name?
She has a new book out now where she actually names white liberals, which is like, bitch, you're biting the hand that feeds you.
I'm not sure you're going to last.
She's the one who did the big one.
What's it called?
Robin D'Angelo.
And she did the first book, The Unbearable Whiteness of Being, whatever it was.
It wasn't called that.
But her new book is all about, yes, whites are the problem.
Please pay me to give your corporation a lecture.
And if you want to get specific, it's white liberals.
Yeah, White Fragility was the first book.
And now the new book is It's My Fault and Your Fault, which is like, so does that mean I'm off?
I think I'm off the hook.
I think it's like Nice Racism, How Progressive White People Perpetuate Racial Harm.
Oh, good.
That's kind of what I've been screaming.
So we finally arrived on the same page.
Ibrahim X. Yeah, Ibrahim X, how to be an anti-racist.
That's a perfect example of someone wearing those Nazi glasses.
Well, let me just take off those glasses for a sec and talk about black woman's hair.
That's about a power.
That's about power.
That's about oppression.
Black woman's hair is about black privilege and seeing third world people as others, as less than.
It's about the first world oppressing the third world.
These poor women, it's usually India, but it's often Southeast Asia.
They're paid maybe $2 to $3 for what ends up being for Beyoncé a $3,000 hair weave.
And these women, by the way, in Southeast Asia, Malaysia, they are defined.
Their femininity, their worth is defined by their long hair.
That's all they got, right?
They're not going to have fake tits.
So they strip these women bald for $3 so they can feed their family.
And then these rich black women take it, weave it into their own hair, which is already, they dye it blonde first.
And that is cultural appropriation you're taking from white culture and exploiting the third world.
You see how this works?
We can do this too.
And I would love there to be a huge expose on all these black celebrities and where their hair comes from.
Because you're going to see nothing but exploitation and suffering of people of color, yellow color.
Look at 2-1.
This fashion buff chick stumbled upon this.
She's not so buff.
This is Mariah.
That's not her.
That's the hairwoman.
She painstakingly sews each wig by hand in a process that can take months to complete.
I wore one of these once.
I knew a guy who worked on Mission Impossible, and They make Tom Cruise's exact hair on day one so that if he does another movie and they have to do a reshoot and he's bald in the other movie, they can put his hair back on.
Damn.
And it's so fucking weird because it's human hair.
When you're wearing a human hair wig, it feels bizarre and it looks great.
Oh my God.
Just the results.
I just typed in best wigs ever just to see maybe if they, through Hollywood, if they were to show any sort of like wigs or convincing wigs.
But okay, go back.
It looks like I typed in American Adventures.
As much as $15,000.
Close it off.
And then there you go.
And how you tie it determines the way the hair flows and falls and parts.
She loves her job, doesn't she?
This is one of the few times I see a woman doing a job, and I'm talking about the journalist here, where you can tell she loves her job and she should be there.
Where does most of the hair being sold in the industry come from?
I try to source from people who I know where it's coming from, but I don't know.
As Refinery 29's senior beauty editor, I've been on set for dozens of shows.
She knew Refinery 29 was capable of real journalism.
Nearly every one of their kits holds the same things.
Flat irons, curling iron.
Anyway, jump ahead.
So she's like, where does it come from?
Whoa.
She lost eight inches of hair.
From the robber's perspective, it's quick and relatively good.
Oh, yeah, they've been stealing it in Central America.
Is that the hair trade sets up shop wherever women are the most disenfranchised?
And the people who end up wearing the hair are often wealthy, upper middle class, middle class, and ghetto fabulous black women.
So she gets away with this piece by finding a black woman who's also disturbed by it.
All one of them.
But skip ahead.
I want to see you in the third world.
Blacks hurt Chinese a lot.
Think about the sweatshops from Nike.
Keep going.
I want to go to...
Oh, so this is another ethical guy.
See, this woman didn't set out to do this.
She's showing you ethical people that do it ethically, but we're realizing that that is literally a handful of people in the world and the industry itself is pure corruption.
So this guy is an anomaly because he actually pays.
This is where Beyoncé's getting her hair from.
This is the kind of woman her beauty is defined by her hair and they chop her head off.
She's a bald, ugly bitch after because, well, I don't think they baldify her.
It doesn't make for good TV.
But they're often bald.
And that's where these black women are getting their fancy hair from.
How is that for oppressor and oppressed?
How is that for critical race theory?
You see?
Two can play at that game, and we're using the truth, not making shit up.
Anyway, that's enough of that.
That's wild.
What have we been doing now?
An hour and a half?
Okay, we'll end with some proud boys.
Let's do the bumper.
Proud boys don't start fights.
They finish out of your boy.
I'll make you proud of your boys.
Proud boys, stand back and stand by.
All right.
So Rolling Stone's homepage has an article on my club today.
And this is how you write a Proud Boys article.
You come up with an ending first.
So the ending is the rise and fall of the Proud Boys.
There's no evidence that there's a fall, but because you can cherry-pick, like, Joe Biggs is in prison, Nick Ox is facing 20 years, Ergo, the whole club, is dead, right?
Now, so that's your conclusion done first.
Now, you just research the shit out of it, sort of, by talking to inept feminist lesbian academics, talking to SPLC, talking to fucking spinsters, losers, blue-haired feminists,
and you make sure that they adhere to your hypothesis and fill in the holes so you arrive at the conclusion that you've already written.
And the people who are best at that are silly little girls like this who have no interest in journalism.
Like if this woman really cared, she sent me a bunch of questions, by the way.
We would have still had a back and forth.
And I would have said to her things like, what the fuck is white supremacy?
I would have told her what I think it is in 2021.
And it's, you don't listen to my SJW politics.
You don't support the 1619 Project.
You don't believe me when I say that BLM is, you know, about saving black lives.
It doesn't mean you think whites are better than other people or you want blacks to leave America.
It just means you don't listen to my hysterical racial claptrap that I learned in college, which is fucking nuts, but okay.
So that means most or sorry, a large contingent of visible minorities are white supremacists because they don't listen to your shit either.
Virtually no Mexicans believe in any of this shit.
So in fact, I would say white males out of any group believe it the most after, say, white females.
So white males are the least, white people are the least white supremacist people according to this definition.
And Mexicans, blacks, Japanese, Polynesians are the most white supremacist.
If white supremacist means you don't take my bullshit seriously enough, you don't care about the 1619 project.
You think it's horseshit.
Because it definitely does not mean I think whites are better or I want all blacks to go back to Africa.
And don't take that out of context.
And say it did say all whites are better.
Wait a minute.
This is despite the fact that Nazis, Puritans, the pointless kink at Pride discourse.
Yeah, is that so pointless?
This is the author, by the way, tweeting.
This is despite the fact that there's a lot of evidence to suggest Gen Z is more sex positive than other generations and that much of the anti-kink at Pride discourse was inorganic slash being generated by homophobic trolls to cause a wedge during Pride Month.
When she wrote that tweet, did she realize there's a photo of what she's denying?
This is not a big deal.
It's sex positive.
Yeah, we don't want kids to be sex positive.
We want kids to be sex negative.
Less than zero.
Sex neutral?
Nope.
Not sex neutral.
Sex negative.
Nope.
Anyway, they pile on.
Yeah, so say hypothetically, white supremacy meant, I think whites are better than everyone else.
Who cares?
Blacks think that about blacks.
Japanese think that about Japanese.
I could not care less what you think about your group.
It doesn't affect me.
Well, what about legislators?
What about when they start making laws based on that assumption?
Then they get sued.
It's illegal.
You can't do that.
The Constitution was very clear in the 13th Amendment back in whatever it was, 1865, that we're all the same.
Why are women on TikTok asking to get peed on?
Piss cake.
This is the kind of person who's an authority on nutsy fucking.
E.J. Dixon is telling us all about white supremacy, talking to blue-haired feminists.
He's got quite a range.
And another thing they do, by the way, is just barf out their notes.
So this article is one million words long.
Was that me?
Is that you?
Oh, yeah, that's you.
Wearing my jacket with the music.
Next thing, Dante Nier Nier.
And she goes, Dante Niero says it started out cool, then it got racist.
And what really happened is Dante Niero is very sensitive.
He's one of the guys who believes that blacks invented the light bulb and Tulsa, Oklahoma was a massacre.
And every time he gets in his Jeep, he might not come home alive.
And I'm never speaking to him again, not because he won't return my calls, as he says in this article, but because Proud Boys raised $800 for him after his mother died, and he promptly stabbed them in the back on NPR.
You know what was really fucked up?
Did these racists, why did the racists just give you 800 bucks, dude, when you make 80 grand a year at Verizon?
You know, in retrospect, this is funny now because he's no longer an ally, but he was talking about how he wanted to thank Proud Boys for donating to his mother, and I had the soundboard there, and I was like, hello, proud of your boy.
And he's like talking about his mom.
And it was a really touching moment for him.
And I thought it would be cute to press a little button.
So, kind of awkward.
I don't know how much I should tell you about this.
For years, the Proud Boys operated in full.
Oh, yeah.
I also said to her, you know, Dante Nero, I still kind of like, like, I'm mad at him for stabbing us in the back, but the guy I like.
Great comedian.
He was fun to hang out with back before he betrayed our friendship.
But he was a pimp.
So this feminist is going to a pimp.
And when you're a pimp, you have sex slaves.
It's illegal.
It's modern slavery.
So you're a feminist asking a man who owned sex slaves for his formative years advice on who to trust and who's ethical enough.
Okay.
At least he's apologetic about it.
No need for apologies, podcast.
Look at him.
For years, the problem was operating full view, selling merchandise on sites including Etsy and Amazon, being quoted in mainstream news publications, and spreading hate on social media.
So go back to that.
See if you can find that thing.
Because what a lot of these kids do now is they hyperlink a word to give it gravitas, and they realize 90% of the people reading it aren't going to click on that word.
Then you click on the word, you're over at the Daily Beast, and it says Proud Boy suspended from Twitter.
And it's an article that claims Proud Boys went to Charlottesville as a group.
Meanwhile, they were banned from Charlottesville, and the three or four that went were then kicked out, which they clarify at the bottom, because I believe I got a lawyer involved in that one.
No, you're going to the bottom of the entire site, dickweed.
This story previously claimed the Proud Boys as a group had attended the United Right rally while members of the Proud Boys were in a tendency organization condemned the event.
That cost me, I think, about $1,500, by the way.
Under the guise of semi-plausible deniability.
See, the whole article goes on and on about how the way they get away with racism is by denying it.
What?
So you call someone a racist, they say, no, no, I'm not.
And they go, oh, that's how you get away with being racist.
You pretend you're not.
How do you win?
Oh, you know who another source was for this article?
Luis Marquez.
You know that weird Hispanic Antifa kid who looks like a rat and has been arrested like 900 times for fucking attacking people?
He's now an anti-fascist.
You have to put in Antifa.
Yes, I know.
That clown.
He's a source.
For what?
AIDS?
The Wuhan virus?
See the bat?
He's the bat that started the whole thing.
Oh my God.
He's such a little bitch.
Like that interview he did with Proud Boy?
Which I don't know who the fuck that Proud Boy was, by the way.
No, he was some guy that I think had just been kicked out.
Oh.
Where is it now?
I wonder if the part where they talk about how we hide.
Poor Lady's continuing to hold it down for marginalized people when other cities have given up the fight.
Oh, here we go.
Following his departure, McKinnis carved out a role for himself as a commentator on right-wing cable TV and podcasts, including his own.
I think she means the departure from Vice.
Including his own video podcast, The Gavin McKinnis Show.
His brand was, quote unquote, using really transgressive humor to attempt to create plausible deniability about what, in reality, were bigoted beliefs.
That's a hell of an allegation.
Who said it?
Oh, Cassie Miller of the SPLC.
Who, by the way, if that's the fat blonde, I think she's stepped down after I started the lawsuit.
Step down.
That antagonistic streak helped him build a large, young male, extremely online audience.
Dante Nero, a comedian who frequently guested on McInnes' podcast, initially viewed him as a likable contrarian.
He was a funny dude, he says, referring to McInnes as an anarchist.
I say blue, he says Red type of guy.
He really liked when you went against the grain.
Anyway, you can read that for yourself.
I'll put it on the notes.
It's the same article you've read a hundred times.
And I don't know.
I think it the only thing I don't like about all this white supremacy shit is you end up sending white supremacists Proud Boys way.
And then the whites, now the Proud Boys have to deal with more junk in their filter.
So you're trying to create hate where there is not hate under the guise of reporting hate.
And you're not a journalist.
You talk about piss kink.
The fuck.
Was that even a Proud Boys thing here?
This was in Boston, right?
Yeah, that was the free speech thing that, what's his name?
Jovi Val was a part of, too?
No, no, no.
I don't think so.
That was the one where the Indian guy who invented email.
Right.
He went there.
And they had 10,000 people there to Boston.
Dr. Shiva.
Shiva, yeah.
But on a serious note, Nick Ox, OCHS, is about to be separated from his black wife and black children because he's a white supremacist, according to this bullshit narrative.
You should be going to the fundraiser at some point there, Ryan.
It's probably after the thing we just spoke about.
Yeah, there she is.
There's his son.
And he was at the Capitol.
He was not vandalizing.
He was filming just like Elijah Schaefer, just like a lot of journalists.
He never touched anything.
He never broke anything.
He was filming, documenting the whole thing.
And he's looking at 20 years in prison.
Now, as far as fundraising goes, five grand means a lot to these people.
And I would implore you to throw in five bucks, $10, $50.
$5,000 can get you past the hump and at least out of jail while you're awaiting the beginning of the hearing.
That's the problem, too, is they're saying these guys have to stay in.
I think Joe Biggs is still in solitary confinement.
And they say these guys have to stay in because if we let them out, they'll start a revolution.
And this trial is this big.
So the idea of you having to sit there and wait while they get all their ducks in a row could be five years.
What a ridiculous mess, huh?
All right, let's jump to the mailbag.
It is.
Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
Good harmonies in that, too, right?
I guess that's a computer doing that.
I don't know.
Oh, I don't know.
I don't know.
Recently, I hear your voice, Gavin.
When you're getting a bit rowdy, it sounds like it's distorting really badly.
I mean, of course, your voice gets loud when it distorts, but don't you have a compressor or something?
Yeah, you're talking about the live show.
It's way more likely to do that for the stream.
But if you look back at the recorded video, it should be good.
But please clarify whether you mean the regular show or the live show.
Do you mean the regular show or the live show?
When you say live, you mean Anthony Cumia or the other live?
Our live.
G-O-ML Live.
The Thursday nights.
Because I boosted up real high.
But not in the recording, just in the stream.
This is a woman named Aria saying, please check my emails on blues clues and all that.
Yeah, I kind of opened a Pandora's box when I said that cartoons are for pedophiles, and I've invited a few loonies like this woman who keeps emailing me.
I got your points.
Thank you very much.
We've already talked about pedophilia and strange sexualization in cartoons.
We're going to move on from that subject now.
But I appreciate your 7,000 word emails on them.
What up, Gav and Afterthought?
Love the woke episode.
It helped me realize my subconscious biases.
I just watched it after grabbing some tacos from a food truck in Midtown.
I was so perturbed, I immediately went to the nearest bathroom to purge.
This was done in an effort to distance myself from the cultural appropriation.
Yes, indeed, the truck was operated by a seemingly Mexican family, but you can never be too sure.
Better safe than sorry.
And please do us all a favor and update the app, you cheap Scottish son of a bitch.
Allow a 10-second rewind.
You're pretty close with Camilla.
Pick his brain, dickhead.
Well, that was mean.
Mindy, I sent the wrong one.
Well, let's go a deeper one now.
This is chicken attack.
And then she says she sent the wrong one.
So she's sending something that says the Gregory Brothers song.
So this is a song about a chicken attacking...
Is that you?
No, in his hand, the chicken.
No, I'm not a human chicken.
No, that's not true.
You know this?
No.
But it's a single.
About to be like utterly false.
Okay, boring.
Hey, uh, watch Dog Fighting 101 on YouTube.
Sup, gents, you and Ryan are not into aerospace, and please pass this on to Anthony because he's into it like me.
Uh, no.
This is from Jace.
Take a look at how this narrative shifted throughout the day.
Local sports radio guy posted this.
Sad story and possible hate crime, I suppose.
This is my Uncle Joe, his husband, Uncle Paul.
Last night, Paul became the victim of a hate crime.
He's intentionally run over and killed by a hateful neighbor.
Holy shit.
Today, our family is grieving deeply amidst this grief.
We are pleading for the level of hate to end.
Plenty of posts like this about it without knowing any details.
In case you're wondering, we are yesterday in Brooklyn Park, Minnesota.
Wait, Brooklyn Park keeps coming up on this show.
It's a war zone.
A gay man, Paul Pfeiffer, was killed by his neighbor who ran him over intentionally with his car while Paul was checking his mail because he was gay.
He was murdered not far from where my husband and I, blah, blah, blah, Paul Pfeiffer being hypocrite.
This retard also knew nothing about the protester run down and killed either, but whatever.
A man run down and killed for being gay in Brooklyn Park, and a protester run down and killed by a white supremacist last night in Uptown.
Let's double down on the traffic stops.
Shaking my head.
It says Bethany Gladhill.
That's another problem with Twitter is that so many women getting their news from these random fucking theories.
The news starts reporting that a man has been arrested, but they don't want to release his name, which is weird because the cop that accidentally shot that guy when she went to tase him in Brooklyn Center, right next to Brooklyn Park, had her info released immediately.
Of course, only one arrest for vehicular homicide showed up in the Hennepin County jail records yesterday, so you could easily figure out his name.
When the tweets slow down a bit and suddenly the news starts pointing to a history, oh yeah, when the news slows down a bit, suddenly the news starts pointing out a quote-unquote history of mental illness and that it was not a hate crime.
Strange that the narrative should shift so quickly.
I wonder why that would be.
This morning they released all this info.
Don't be shocked.
Telling you, man, they want to get white males.
They assume white males are racist, so they attack racism, and then they end up getting everyone but white males.
That is 2021 in a nutshell.
I think this would help you more than boxing with your stress.
Well, why don't you spell the word van correctly?
Drop it anywhere and you will see something emotionally moving.
I sent you a, oh, is this canoe freestyling?
Yeah, this is the queerest thing.
What is it?
It's canoe dancing.
Mark, I'll never get it right.
And I can't believe people go watch it.
Jonathan, Bob, the lane.
We talked about this many years ago.
Imagine going to watch this.
A guy dicking around in the canoe.
Dicking around.
How about a nice...
That's not even hard.
Like, do a spin or something, dude.
Oh, you turned right quickly.
That's so Mark Ornstein of him.
Yeah, he's got his own technique.
A lot of people have accused me of ripping off Ornstein and said a lot of my moves are Ornsteinian.
Ornianian.
Or Ornstein-esque.
I have done that backward swivel.
Right.
But were you...
How can you not?
But when you change it up.
What, are you done now?
That's it?
No, this is the chill.
Oh, good mom.
It's the lady in red.
Please fall.
Please fall.
God, I know you're busy in Africa helping starving kids.
Could you just do a quick cameo here and make him fall?
It's like a mating call.
He shows off the inside of the canoe.
However, this mating call never works, and he never gets laid.
And a woman in a beautiful red dress just walks away from the dock and goes home.
The females are dried up now, and they'll go home, disappointed.
You know what's amazing about it is you can smell the love off of him.
What's this?
A little sign language?
This is pathetic and retarded.
We've already covered it.
If aliens make a documentary about humankind, I hope they leave that out.
Hey, Gavin and Rye Guy, have you ever noticed the map of modern-day slavery is basically the inverse of the map of where white people live?
Yeah.
Oh, those white supremacists.
That is.
Wow.
Wait, wait.
Is that big one Venezuela or Brazil?
Right here in South America?
That green spot.
That's...
I can't tell.
I think that's Venezuela and Chile and Colombia are pretty white as far as skin tone.
So you would just type in Brazil map and you would see, yes, that's Brazil.
ABC, Argentina, Brazil, Chile.
Hi, Gavin.
I'm a 27-year-old from Ireland.
In the past, it would have been problematic for someone my age to lecture someone your age, experience an immense intellect.
I believe you called it Millennial Splain.
However, I think this new woke gav will welcome it.
I've noticed a recurring theme on the show for a while now that reared its head once again yesterday.
What am I talking about?
Well, I made an infographic.
Take a look.
Caucas Mountains.
And we see it's in really eastern Russia, Georgia, Azerbaijan, north of the Middle East.
Caucasus Mountains, notable people, those two guys.
India's thousands of miles away.
And then we have a retarded faggot who is me.
Oh.
Okay.
And that's near China-ish, kind of.
I'm in, yeah.
I'm in eastern China, western Russia.
Right.
East Asia, I believe it's called.
I hope I don't get an infographic for that.
Your balls would be like an African.
Believe it or not, Michael, I really appreciate being corrected when I was wrong.
I was several thousand miles away on the Caucasus Mountains.
They are, I guess, Russian, right?
I don't think you mind being corrected.
Do you mind being incorrected?
Where somebody corrects you with incorrect information?
Yeah.
Yeah, that does suck.
So thanks for that.
And I've been saying that for years, by the way, that Indians are white because the Caucasus Mountains are in India.
How many people did you say that to?
Thousands?
Literally thousands.
Probably Indian people.
Are you near the Caucasus Mountains?
Nobody.
What the fuck?
Why are you calling me white, buddy?
Hello, Gavin, master of woke and Ryan, you brave master of the homosexual zone.
I unfortunately took the advice of the old you.
And now my cis female life partner through Christ is now with child.
What should I do?
Abort it.
Oh, wait, I'm not woke anymore.
Keep it.
I don't think I'm quite woke enough just yet to end the pregnancy.
Should I nuke-azeus the baby or maybe just raise the child as an underprivileged youth?
I really just don't want my future to be set up with white privilege like I am.
Any advice is greatly appreciated.
You know, it's funny that that joke is just a silly exaggeration, and I've seen that in reality many times.
Yeah, that was supposed to be a joke, right?
Many times.
Hi, Gavin.
I wish I knew where I heard this summation of critical race theory so I could credit it.
Perhaps it was your show, in which case you summed it up perfectly.
Critical race theory is nothing but envy dressed up in rhetoric.
Yeah, that's a good one.
Cutting.
Here's a black girl with sprinkles.
I don't know, dude.
I've been getting a lot of these sprinkles emails and they're never that.
Hell you talk mouth.
So what do you do?
Hell you talk mouth.
Like, for a living.
Oh, I'm a mailman.
Okay.
Benefits on deck.
That's what's up.
I also do fraud, scams, identity theft.
I sell Coke, pills, wigs, eyelashes, syrup, you know, ass shots.
All right, but shawty, you ain't got to take your purse with you, shawty.
You can leave that.
Now, you know what the fuck going on, Shawty.
You can leave that.
Hey, partner, get shawty.
Hey.
That was pretty funny.
That's pretty good.
Let's see the next one.
Partner.
Oh, she got more?
Yeah.
Oh, she did a lot of these.
She done a lot of dance.
Yeah, you got locked up, popped up, dopped up.
Girl, I meant to ask you.
So is you taking this Rona vaccine when it come out or nah?
Hell no.
Right.
So I could be all fucked up in a couple of years?
Calling 1-800 numbers and shit, looking for instruction.
Sacks.
Bones don't be all melting and shit.
It's crazy, though, because I read that they was paying people to take it.
You say what now?
Yes, paying people money to take the vaccine.
Right.
How much they talking?
I think it said like a band or two.
I don't know.
That's crazy.
Yeah, because you know people going to be hard up for money.
Some people might need the money, though.
Sacks.
Exactly.
See, I was reading right here.
You got like a website or a phone number or something?
What you got?
Oh, yeah.
I'm looking at the website right now.
Oh.
Hey, sit next to me.
I want to read.
I want to show a read.
Oh, you want to read?
You let me find out.
You about to do something strange.
It's pretty good.
You need something.
All right.
I'll give you that.
She's got the Sphrinks.
She good.
She good.
She good.
She good.
She all right.
She all right.
Hello, Gavin and Ryan.
Gavin, you mentioned once while receiving phone calls that you're surprised you have such a large female fan base with your misogynistic views.
By the way, that Rolling Stone article just gave it as a given that all the viewers are young incels.
Angry young men.
That's just a fact that they just throw in there without anything.
In other words, she's never watched the show.
So she did a whole article.
It took her weeks on Proud Boys.
She never watched the founders show once.
So lazy.
And I don't have a problem with laziness, but you'd be much happier at home, E.J. Dixon.
This is not your calling.
You don't care.
I'm E.J. Dixon.
Evil Sister.
I'll explain why that's not a deal breaker for me, and I assume the rest of your female fan base.
It's sort of like my boyfriend.
Good looking.
So she's saying I'm good looking.
And funny enough that I'm willing to tolerate the subtle misogyny.
Also, I'm Mexican.
Ugh.
Oh, now I gotta wash my eyes.
Shouldn't that just immediately go to the junk folder?
Yeah, I have a filter that says Mexican trash.
Basura.
Also, I'm Mexican, so I'm used to the traditional machismo that isn't malignant for the most part.
So similarly to my boyfriend, you mean similar to my boyfriend.
I don't have to agree with you on everything, but just enough.
Lots of love from Vegas.
I like you more than a friend.
Regards Angelica.
Nice.
We pa.
Stop the woke stick.
Your show tonight was trash.
The pretending to woke shtick got old real fast.
Do a normal show on Mondays.
This was a weak episode.
I could barely get through it.
Oh, wow.
Sorry, sir.
Heads up.
Max and John's info has been missing for weeks now.
It's only Biggs and Mercedes.
Say, whoa.
That's not true, is it, Ryan?
You wouldn't deny two men serving four-year prison sentences contact.
Hold on a second.
I mean, I will check.
Weeks now?
That I can't believe.
How are you fucking up something for weeks at a time?
You know, you should be watching these episodes from beginning to end, at least once a week.
Alright, so there's there.
That's two episodes ago.
Wait, let me see two episodes ago?
I just showed.
Alright, let me show a more current one, because now we have a more higher chance of it not being there.
Alright, that one it's not.
The last one.
How did they fall off?
No, it just got trimmed out, possibly.
Or when I copy and paste the end.
Same one from the live episode.
So you somehow are so incompetent, you let digital images fall off.
You copy and paste the end slates.
Uh-huh.
Yeah, so the past two episodes of the regular show, and I'm guessing of the live show, too.
Good work, Ryan.
Pay attention as the guy on the right side of history and the red hat lays into this fascist, powerful stuff.
Where are we?
Fascist hat.
You're the one!
You're the one talking shit to me!
You're the one talking shit to me!
Hey, back off!
Oh, she's saying little dick.
Look, she's joined the pinky.
No.
Yeah, that's the pinky I was doing yesterday.
This is their thing.
You're the one.
You're the one talking shit to me.
You're the one talking shit to me.
Hey, fucked off.
Is that a man doing it?
I don't know.
I think that's a dude, dude.
Black lives don't matter.
All lives matter.
You ain't got a nail pants in that piece of shit.
You.
It is a dude.
I'm sorry.
Look at this.
Look at his punches.
Look at his punches.
It's like a slow person punch.
You know what that punch is?
That's the punch you do where some guy goes, you know the guy that was there this morning?
That's the same guy as the fireman last night.
He has two jobs.
Get the out of here.
It's the same guy?
Yeah, this is a small town.
The judge is the same guy who plows your driveway.
Get out of here.
That was the judge who was there for my drunk driving charge?
Fuck off.
And you don't even go, ow.
You go, yeah, it is.
That's the guy.
It's Elaine Punch from Seinfeld.
Why are you hitting my arm?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Oh my God.
Don't even punch if that's your punch.
Oh, I'm so scared of your fucking virus.
Can you imagine if anything was reversed?
I can turn you for assault hitting me.
Fuck off!
That left me your fucking shit!
Hey, that's also a salt for problem.
So, you just talked about it.
Fuck you!
You sucked me!
You assaulted me!
Fuck you!
Take your hate somewhere else!
Take your hate!
You're the one who punched me.
He doesn't believe in the COVID virus anymore.
He doesn't think it's a threat.
He hates masks, I guess.
What do you see that sign?
It said Black Lives Do matter.
Wait, maybe it doesn't.
Go back.
See if you can freeze it right on that.
Black Lives Matter do?
What?
Black Lives Do?
Black Lives Do They Fang.
Something, something, something until Black Lives Do.
Okay.
No Lives Matter until Black Lives Do.
Oh, okay, yeah, yeah.
You better get that sign right.
You better get your signs, right?
She, so he's fired.
That's too bad.
What the fuck?
Wait, you know what you should show now?
I didn't get to this.
Go to 1.5.
Speaking of those kind of crowds, this woman wants to announce that she's a dude.
And look at the way they...
You can see the old lady going, what the fuck?
This is not what I signed up for.
I'm here for the criminal justice bill or something real.
This is kind of scary because I only realized this a couple of days ago and I've only come out to a few people.
I'm a guy.
Posting their own L's.
I use P-Name pronouns and I'm going to go by Theo.
Okay, stop, stop, stop.
The guy in the sunglasses, I think he's wearing Crocs.
Yes, he is.
His demeanor is...
His walk is really fucking annoying.
And you do this.
I what?
Like, you have do the same sort of, hey, how you doing, Waddle?
I use P-they pronouns.
And I'm going to go by Theo.
Yeah, a little bit.
I need to see it again.
It's really annoying.
It's like a, hey, I'm just me.
And I'm going to go by Theo.
I'm helping out here with my hand.
It's to look non-threatening.
It's annoying.
It's not non-annoying.
That's true.
I called my mom today.
And I have to go home every day and be called my dead name and have she her friend.
Hold on a second.
Stop.
She figured this out two days ago that she's a dude and her name is Theo.
And she says, I have to go home every day and be called my dead name.
So like it's been about one day you've been called your dead name.
Right.
There were worse losses at sea, as my grandmother would say.
And no one realizes how hurtful it is.
It's like a slap in the face.
No, this is.
And I dyed my hair last night so I could feel more masculine.
And I was afraid I was going to get thrown out of the camera.
Yeah, that is such a dude thing.
Dyeing the hair blue.
Like a guy.
Yeah, I'm almost dying my hair blue.
Like one of the guys.
The guys working on my deck right now are all there early in the morning, just fucking blue hair, Bud Light, fucking dirty jokes.
They dye their hair blue because it's Bud Light color.
That's right.
Woman writers.
I'm skipping down a few.
Gavin and Ryan, you both are so right about women writers.
Look at this shit.
It just goes on and on and on.
So this is Rebecca King.
Our restaurant dress code's racist and no longer relevant.
Black Patreon calls out double standard after incident.
And this article is approximately...
Oh, wait, continue reading.
Infinity.
Yeah, I think it's actually measured in time.
I have carpal tunnel syndrome from trying to get to the bottom of this page.
Oh, we got to the bottom.
Rebecca King is a food writer.
But the thing about dress codes being racist is, if that's all you have to do to avoid racism is change your shirt, it's not really that dangerous of a thing, is it?
Like, imagine you're in jail.
I'm oppressed.
I'm in jail.
What do you have to do to get out?
I have to put a hat on.
Put a hat on then.
If you don't like it, then you don't have to go.
Racism is when you're not allowed to go to a thing because of the color of your skin, which is something you can't change.
Anyway, fuck.
My Nikes are an extension of my skin.
My sweatpants are an extension of my soul.
All right, we're done the show.
Let's get to the final video.
Let's do 3-5 for today.
Now, I've watched this a couple times.
We've all seen the damage that a stray wheel can do.
What should the driver have done?
Now, I know if you don't have kids and you're young, you're like, you should go up to it, just to the left side, and just nudge it, and it'll ricochet off into the forest.
Yeah, that might happen.
It might also get some crazy tie-up with your tire and send you on your side and crush your skull.
I think there's sort of two scenarios here.
One, if I was with my kids in the car, I think I might veer right and just pull over Or slow down like crazy.
But even then, I'm risking something.
Although there's a concrete barrier there, so I'm not really worried about a head-on collision.
But my first instinct was go up to the side of it and just give it a boop.
But I don't think it's that simple.
Anyway, this guy doesn't give a shit.
He doesn't realize that it could go ricocheting off a car on the other side and completely kill everyone in his car.
But like, it's probably going 50 miles an hour.
Look how long it stays up on the thing for it.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, my God.
Good thing no one crashed, huh?
Dude.
And that's our show for today, folks.
Tomorrow we'll be with Anthony Cumi doing Compound Censored, and then we're live Thursday nights.
We're looking forward to seeing you.
We actually have a big surprise coming up next week.
We're going to save it, though, to keep you nice and excited and as horny as can be.
In the interim, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
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