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June 14, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S03E119 - CRITICAL RACE THEORY
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From New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Kevin McGuinness.
That was my favorite band, the Downtown Boys, and they're from their album Full Communism.
I'm not sure what song that was, though.
I thought Full Communism was a song.
It's the album.
But they're a totally rocking group of dudes there with a chick singer who don't want to fuck around.
And I should probably preface this with the news that censored.tv has gone woke.
We are supporting Pride Week.
If you go to censored.tv right now on the web, not the app, you can see that we have made a declaration, that we are officially woke.
We changed our logo.
We basically, in a nutshell, I think I said it best on that post where I said, scroll down.
If sexism was a woman, we would rape her right now.
If homophobia were a man, we would fag bash him.
And if racism was a person, we would hang it by the tallest oak tree for all the people to see.
You'll notice I said it, because if you're racist, you're not a person.
So, yeah, we're a little late, I guess.
Juneteenth is coming up, though.
We're in time for Juneteenth.
I forget what that is, but I'm a little learning.
This is a relatively intellectual woke book, The Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks.
She was a peasant tobacco farmer's hand working on an old slave.
She wasn't a slave, but they used her cells.
She had a tumor.
They took out her tumor.
They took the cells.
Oh, it's an HBO show.
They took the cells and they continued to make more human cells with that.
If you put together all the cells they used from that one clump, this whole studio would be filled to the ceiling with human cells.
And they never got any money.
I don't even know if she knew.
Some people are wondering, was she killed so we could get her cells?
Surely these pharmaceutical companies can float the lax a couple bucks.
Wait, Oprah's Henrietta Lacks in the movie?
Damn.
About her cells, it always struck me that nobody ever wrote about her or her life.
And that's why I'm not sure.
Judging by that phone, this must be Henrietta Lacks's granddaughter, Deborah.
Oh, I see.
Is Oprah a good actor?
I say actor because I'm woke.
Let's see.
This looks like an acting ass scene.
Blacking.
Oh, I don't say blackding anymore.
Well, black thing, but it's good.
Yeah, I like blacking.
That's a dark white man.
See, the old me would be thinking of the white-on-black rape stats and the black-on-black rape stats and the black-on-white rape stats and how the white-on-black rape stats are basically zero, like within the margin of error of zero.
But I don't think like that anymore.
And if that was true, it's because black women are strong as hell.
Yeah.
And these little white boys with their little tiny dicks, that's the thing I'm going to start saying a lot now.
You little dick.
This is probably your dick.
Yep.
You.
Because you probably subscribe to this because you want to watch a guy from a hate group.
I don't like you anymore.
This is your dick.
Yeah.
You have a little dick.
You little tiny little dick.
I use my pinky because this is too big.
Right.
This is your dick.
That's actually probably even too big.
This is too big.
When I go like this, I mean a molecule.
That's your dick.
Yeah.
It's a molecule.
It's on top of the pinky.
You could fuck me up the ass.
I wouldn't even know.
You wouldn't even be gay.
I could do it tonight when I sleep nude.
Sneak into my house, put your little dick in my butt, and I'll be like...
I wouldn't even do that snoring.
It would just be smooth.
No little bubbles or anything.
Just like...
And then I'd be like, why is there jizz in my crack?
Yeah.
Hey, that's cum.
Yep.
That's racist cum.
Exactly.
You can taste it.
Title of the episode.
It's racist cum.
I'm going to racist cum.
Don't come.
Do not come.
I'm going to come.
It's so fun being woke.
And I don't have to wear a fucking suit.
The thing is, even with Nita Fashions tailoring it beautifully around my neck so I don't feel claustrophobic.
It's still hot out.
Especially in the trains, man.
Where are they coming from?
They're coming all over the place.
I love that.
Yeah.
I mean, I don't love that anymore.
I hate that.
Fuck you, white male.
He's so orange, right?
Yeah.
He's probably, he's a little dick, and he has little hands, and he probably fucks Putin.
Mm-hmm.
Well, maybe he's gay.
You ever thought of that?
Yep.
Yeah.
Why don't you go suck Putin's dick?
Or as my friend and ally Stephen Colbert said, why don't you keep being Donald Trump's cockholster?
That's right.
Right?
Am I right?
Hell yeah.
Hell to the fucking yeah.
I am a woman.
I am black.
Omaya.
Wiley bashes big money but takes Soros cash.
Hypocrite Rip City built for billionaires.
This is what's her name?
Maya Wiley.
She is running as an anti-cop mayor.
She was always a very cop mayor to me.
She worked with the cops.
She defended corrections officers.
I know cops who used to go drinking with her after work.
She's like a cop chick.
But then defunding the police became hot.
So she was like, okay.
Similarly, Eric Adams, who's Mr. Cop, I'm a man of the people, was actually a woke cop who was part of this like 100 black police officers and was always whining about the NYPD and how horrible they are.
Wait a minute, not whining, raising awareness.
Jesus, being woke, it's like going gay.
What's up is down.
What's down is up.
The only thing I know is that you have a little dick.
And I think I know why.
All right, let's start the show, shall we?
First of all, this is a video that Ryan sent me of himself having an epiphany after he got his hair straightened.
And this is kind of what helped me get well, because I agree with everything Ryan says in this video.
I don't gain satisfaction from working hard and gaining rewards like a lot of people.
A lot of people gain satisfaction from that, which inspires them to work harder, but I have none of that.
I am fucking depressed.
I am.
Oh, these loud cars.
They're too much for him.
Dude, I don't get any satisfaction from that.
I thought you said you've been working out.
Look at your arms.
Yeah.
And what's on your pillow there?
Can you go full screen?
That is Woody from Toy Story.
Does that mean he wants to fuck Woody?
Are you sure that's Woody?
Yeah, it is.
That's so weird because people have been telling me that that's me, that they saw my video.
Yeah.
And they didn't notice my Woody pillow, which is clearly there.
I just watch anime.
I like masturbating.
My Anhodonia, I can't.
So that's the new get off my lawn.
So let's try racism from our new perspective, our new woke perspective.
We don't have a woke or bumper, unfortunately.
Yeah, we're going to change all the bumpers.
At least for June.
We might get unwoke July 1st.
July 4th would be a good day to be unwoke and go back to sleep into racism.
Let's talk about racism that was racist, guys.
Hey, go to that article at censored.tv.
Are there comments on it yet?
Let's see.
I want to see what people think of our new step.
Okay.
Okay.
I understand.
It's a fresh post.
Yeah, it's brand new.
It's going to be a while.
Probably by the time you see this, it'll be, even though we're live, there'll be something there.
Yoga is Caucasian.
I mean, Indians have the Caucasus Mountains.
Caucasians come from India.
And with that, steeped in yoga is systemic racism.
And there's a beautiful, full-bodied woman named Jessamie Stanley.
Jessamine Stanley.
And she's recognizing that white supremacy has polluted yoga.
And she wants to do something.
Let me see her body.
Sure.
Yeah, you can still be in great shape.
Yoga is great exercise.
That's something I want to make clear.
It's not just stretching.
And this woman has done many books on yoga.
And she's an expert.
And she says it's racist.
And she's got the marks to prove that she stretched.
It's brave.
Yeah.
So not only does she stretch, but her skin stretches too.
Yes.
Which is amazing.
So like various parts of her body are doing their own yoga.
Wait a minute.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, yoke.
No, easy now.
I should have selected something.
I realized yoga is a lot more than postures, she tells people.
The postures get to be more complicated, not because you're practicing heart of gymnastics or physical postures, but because you're practicing emotional and mental and really spiritual postures.
Yoga is not to feel good.
I want to get to the part where it's racist, because that's all I care about these days.
She's been nurturing.
I wanted to reflect on what it is to practice yoga when we are, as a society, being forced to reckon with the long, deep, systemic, down-to-the-bone problems.
I feel like my molecules are steeped in racism.
That's true.
Like even like eating a carrot.
Each crunch is like a clan rally.
You'd hear carrot with three A's.
We're being forced to look at things that we've never wanted to look at.
And that's all that yoga is, looking at the things that you don't want to look at.
And ultimately, come hell or high water, accepting them.
So I guess as she's doing yoga, she's like, oh, this place is so fucking racist.
Because it's a catharsis.
I know that with boxing, sometimes I'll feel like stress coming out of my body.
It almost feels like prickles in my hands.
One time I almost cried doing pads because it was an emotional catharsis.
By the way, I wasn't yoke on Saturday, woke on Saturday.
I became woke yesterday, Sunday.
Oh my God, look at that.
That's a fun place to do it.
The reason that yoga has become so popular now is because we all just need to feel a connection to something.
By the way, you guys with the little dicks, you'll never even make it past your butt cheeks.
Not even close.
That was a little wobbly.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Remembering that.
It's like a state trooper doing a little sobriety test.
Those are some great moves.
Restoring your spirit is all about finding the keys to see within yourself and to really quiet enough and to be comfortable with being quiet enough.
Most yoga flows are some kind.
Guys, stop making fart jokes.
I'm trying to watch this show, please.
I can hear you at home making fart sounds.
Crow the fuck up.
Really, just giving up to the postures and allowing your body to become more open and steady.
All right, that's it.
One more fart joke, and we're done with this segment.
And today's yoga class is all about restoring our bodies.
All right, we're done.
And I'm going to stop the show if you guys don't grow the fuck up.
I thought this was a really good definition of whiteness that was in a peer-reviewed journal, well respected, and it shows you the state of academia today.
Can you blow that up, please, full screen so we can read it?
Whiteness is a condition one first acquires and then one has a malignant, parasitic-like condition to which quote-unquote white people have a particular susceptibility.
The condition is foundational.
I love that word.
I like that academics get their own words.
I mean, you never hear anyone say foundational in the real world.
It may well be a real word, but it's probably from 1832.
Anyway, go back.
It's foundational, generating characteristic ways of being in one's body and one's mind and one's world.
Parasitic whiteness renders its host's appetites voracious, insatiable, and perverse.
It sounds like he's describing a tapeworm or AIDS or a particularly aggressive cancer, which I think whiteness is.
I mean, think of all the death and suffering that whiteness has caused.
It's almost like humanity is the body and whiteness is the cancer that pollutes it.
What do you think of that?
I think it's true.
And, you know, I'm white adjacent.
And so I have a lot of thinking to do and a conversation needs to happen.
Well, also, you grew up in the Bronx, so you tend to have a negative view of blacks and Hispanics just because they kicked the shit out of you.
Just because, yeah.
And took your lunch money and threw your jam sandwich out the classroom window and also sat on you.
Your teachers sat on you.
Well, that's correct.
Yeah, I was a misbehaving person.
And out of all the class, I believe I was the worst behaved.
So that doesn't...
These deformed appetites particularly target non-white peoples.
Once established, these appetites are nearly impossible to eliminate.
Effective treatment consists of a combination of psychic and socio-historical interventions.
So re-education camp sounds to me like the best solution here.
Such interventions can reasonably aim only to reshape whitenesses' infiltrated appetites to reduce their intensity, redistribute their aims, and occasionally turn loose aims toward the work of reparation.
So you can't be cured of whiteness.
It's not like AA where you'd never have a drink again.
We can just like try to make you drink better booze and less of it.
When remembered and represented, the ravages wreaked by the chronic condition can function either as warning, never again, or as temptation, great again.
Oh, I see.
So if you want to make something great again, then that's whiteness being a parasitic curse.
But if you say never again and you're all about shame and apologies, then we can work with you.
Memorialization alone, therefore, is no guarantee against regression.
There is not yet a permanent cure.
What about Nika Zeus?
Oh, excuse you.
Nukazeus.
Nuka Zeus.
That was cool.
He found a permanent cure, did he not?
Nika Zeus.
He took enough pills to go black.
Look, there he is before when he was fuck whites, I agree.
Black power, rock on, cool car behind him with all kinds of black power memorabilia.
And here he is today.
I mean, that's pretty close to a cure, is it not?
Yep.
I thought this was a very enlightening article about apple pie.
They always say America, racism is as American as apple pie.
Apple pie is as racist as apple pie.
So what this guy does is he goes through all of the elements of an apple pie and shows you how it's linked to the genocide of the indigenous people.
Let's look at some of them, just briefly.
In the drama of nationalist culture, the bloody international origins of the apple pie are subjected to a collective amnesia.
That's another, we tend to hide from apple pie's racism and Johnny Appleseed's racism.
You'll notice that when you see people eating apple pie, you can sort of go like, everything good there?
And they're like, yeah, it's delicious.
And you go, really?
You don't see a problem with what's going on right now?
And they're like, no, it's fine.
All right?
And sometimes if you say it enough, they will barf.
And then they'll get barf all over their little dick.
You have a little dick.
Your dick's so tiny, man.
I don't even want to suck it.
Not even close.
No, thanks.
Maybe I'll do an experiment.
If you put your dick on my shoulder right now, you laid it down there, I just go like, ew.
I wouldn't even be like, I wouldn't want to kiss it.
Nope.
Well, maybe.
To tease you.
Food injustice has deep roots.
I want to get into the details, though.
Oh, John Chapman, better known as Johnny Appleseed, took these markers of colonialized property to the frontiers of U.S. expansion, where his trees stood as symbols That indigenous communities had been extirpated.
He linked sugar to the slave trade and gingham, that's the fabric that you put the pie down on, to war capitalism that enslaved and committed acts of genocide against millions of indigenous people in North America and millions of Africans and their descendants through the transatlantic slave trade.
Yikes.
I didn't know Johnny Appleseed was such a bastard.
I thought that was empty land where he was planting those trees.
But I guess he would go in there alone, kill all the Indians with a machine gun, and then replace their teepees with apple trees.
So that was a wake-up call.
I was also happy to see Five Nights Freddy.
What's that game?
This is 1-7.
Five Nights at Freddy.
Yeah.
This fucker donated to Trump.
So don't play Five Nights at Freddy's.
What did he say?
Next one.
You may have to blow it up.
I've been surreal.
So by the way, donating to Trump is anti-gay.
I don't know if you knew that.
Keep going down.
Keep going down.
So he does this thing when people vote for Trump where they go, the candidates I support include women, black people, Republicans.
I supported Kimberly Klasick in Baltimore because I believe she really cared for the African-American community there.
I believe she could have made a difference.
I supported Tulsi Gabbard.
And yes, I supported President Trump because I felt he was the best man to fuel a strong economy.
Not true.
The economy did really bad his last year.
So you were wrong about that.
And stand up to America's enemies abroad.
America's enemies are not abroads.
Your sexism is the enemy, which even if there were candidates who had better things to say to the LGBT community directly and bigger prompts to make, I believe that their stance on other issues would have ended up doing much greater harm to those communities than good.
Anyway, he makes a little bitch move, and the real takeaway from that is do not play that game anymore.
It's officially boycotted.
And if you play that game, is it like a horror video game?
Yeah.
It's a spooky.
It's a spooky, you say.
So spooky can be a noun in your world.
Yes.
It's a spooky.
Okay.
And were you genuinely scared playing it?
I couldn't even play it.
I've played a little bit of it, and then I was like, this isn't fun.
This is scary for me.
And I stopped.
And I can't play it.
And how old are you?
No, no.
See, the old me would make fun of you for that.
But the new me is like, I get it.
Let's just watch anime and jerk off.
Yeah, I can't play video games anymore.
They don't excite me.
Wow, this looks so scary.
I don't even know what candy to buy.
Ooh, is that a haunted foam?
Yeah, so the whole thing is you have to watch over this like Chuck E. Cheese type place overnight.
Remember that movie we watched with Nicolas Cage?
Yep, yep.
It's basically like that, but a video game.
Doesn't Nicholas Cage not have one line?
That's correct.
And so you look on these cameras here, and then there's things that are...
Oh.
So I should go check that out.
No, no, no, don't check it out because it's racist.
Oh, right.
But normally, like Saturday, I would have gone to check that out.
Do you have a gun?
No, you're unarmed.
So what do you do when there's a monster there?
You have to just close the doors.
You have to monitor the activity, see that they're on the cameras there.
They'll move around.
And how do they get me?
They come into my main office there?
You see that door?
The door to your right, and then the door to your left.
So what do I do?
Run out those doors?
See, this guy's too good at it.
Oh, wait, do they chase me?
Anyway, why am I watching this shit?
Oh no.
Monsters are gonna get you in a video game.
These are creepy monsters.
Don't you fucking dare do it.
Don't you fucking dare.
This guy's an adult.
This is Markipler.
Where are you?
Who?
Markiplier.
I don't know what that means.
I will fuck you up.
Oh, they don't do a jump scare?
Well, that led nowhere then.
Alright, boring.
I was happy to see 19.
We won't do the Antifa banner because it's too negative towards Antifa.
But it was nice hearing some people stand up to that motherfucker who provides kill lists for Adam Waffen.
And I like to hear chicks.
Like, the beauty of the left here is it's not just dudes kicking ass and taking names.
A lot of broads are in there.
Getting tough.
You're a fucking little bitch.
Do you fucking hear that?
You're a fucking little bitch, you piece of shit.
You're a fucking little bitch, boy.
You probably were fucking popular in high school.
That's why you're out here fucking around, you fucking bitches.
Guess what?
No, I'm fussed with you.
You're fucking stupid.
Hello, Andy.
No.
I will fucking find you.
I will fucking find you.
You're still hiding in Portland if you're not smart enough to get your ass back to the United Kingdom.
Andy, is this Andy?
No?
Is this actually Andy?
Because holy fuck, you're a piece of shit.
You're a fucking monster.
Yo, you were nothing.
You were a fucking fascist who docks a number of people.
Was that Lucy's face?
Don't forget this.
It's fine because karma will come your way.
We're not worried about you.
Fascist piece of shit.
Hope you fucking die.
That man just breathing.
That's a classic creepy.
Yeah.
He's such a little bitch.
Yeah.
Nobody likes him.
And he's two things at once.
He's a monster who's the worst thing to happen in the world and a threat to society.
And he's also nothing.
And nobody fucks with them.
And nobody.
I think she meant to say nobody fucks you.
No?
Maybe.
Okay, the final thing I'd like to disavow is the Proud Boys.
I saw a great lecture by a hot professor who points out That domestic terror from white supremacists and nationalists, all the same thing, by the way, and that also includes sexism and LGBT.
You have to understand when I say white supremacy, I mean all of it, right?
Every kind of bigotry.
That is the biggest threat to society.
And it's a very long lecture.
You can get it in the show notes on the website.
That's up there now.
That's things annoying the shit out of me.
But she does this long lecture about Proud Boys, white supremacists, FBI, and how they're a real threat to society.
And things have never been worse, right?
And then the professor or the mediator, yeah, Professor James Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean.
James Sparrow.
He says, okay, well, unfortunately, we have some FBI stats here that imply this was kind of an issue or at least more of an issue in the late 90s till like 2005.
And it's actually gone down since then.
So let's see him ask her that.
Question.
And it wouldn't be the University of Chicago if we didn't hit you with a contrarian question.
So I'm going to try to synthesize three different questions.
Larry Shanak asks whether or not how to square your story with what he says are FBI statistics showing much lower levels of anti-Black events in 2016 to 2019,
which is contrary to, I think, our sort of common sense, versus higher levels from 1995 to 2008.
So although there's a lot of media coverage, it may be that the way the FBI measures these episodes would run against our expectations.
Jerome's.
Okay, so for some reason he includes three questions in one.
I don't know what that's going on.
But anyway, let's hear her answer the first one.
I've got it timed there to 2-1.
And this is a great example of critical theory and critical race theory.
Remember, critical theory is Batman.
Critical race theory is Robin.
Critical theory is dad.
Critical race theory is his son.
And it's much more modernized, much hipper, much cooler, much more racy.
And so the beauty of both, all critical theory is the truth is subjective.
So when you get confronted with data that contradicts your entire lecture, the beauty is you get to just say, well, the data is wrong and I'm still right.
Regarding, maybe I'll do, maybe I can do them in ordering on a second.
Yeah.
Regarding the FBI data, I'd be interested to see that particular data set.
But the thing about the FBI data is we just don't have good data for anything.
It's better now than it used to be, but we have terrible data for this.
So if we wanted to count white power action, it would have to include not just anti-black incidents, but anti-Latino, anti-gay, anti-woman, and a whole bunch of other categories when they are white power motivated.
It would also include things like that.
Just pause.
That's a great point.
We should give some background here who this professor is and what school she's at.
So the University of Chicago, and she's a big expert on, what's her name again?
Harperly Letter White Power Motivated.
Kathleen Ballou.
Yeah.
If you zoom out, we can see her name in the bottom left.
She balloo me in high school once.
Yeah, so Catherine Ballou, and she makes it clear that anti-women attacks, if they're rooted in white supremacy, are racist.
Like say a white supremacist raping.
Say a proud boy was to rape an Antifa, which probably happens all the time.
That would be an example of a hate crime.
Or like when they have like a white proud boy as a black wife, that's domestic slavery.
Yes.
That occurs a lot.
Like Zenoa Kinsman.
She is John Kinsman's bed wench.
And though he's made three kids with her, he hates all black people.
Nick Ox as well.
Nick Ox.
Yeah, a lot of Proud Boys have black wives as chattel.
Chattel.
Chattel.
Structure attacks, thefts of military weapons, paramilitary training camp activity levels, and some more things like that.
So I'm not aware of a data set that implies what I believe the question is implying.
But I mean, also, we just don't have a complete record, right?
So I'm not familiar with that data you just brought up.
Therefore, it's not conclusive enough and the data can't really be trusted.
This is the beauty of critical theory.
You're never wrong.
In fact, with all this talk of critical race theory and now that we're a new, totally new rebranded company, I wanted to give you a rundown on critical race theory and why it's all that.
I like being woke.
I feel like I look at housewives now.
Maybe my kids will start getting play dates.
They won't be ostracized.
My wife can get off her meds and be invited to dinner parties.
And housewives are hissing at me.
Or just staring.
Yeah, the men would stare.
Women would hiss.
I think that's all gone now because I'm woke.
I'm all aboard.
I want to talk about critical race theory, which I now think is awesome.
Let's define it first.
It comes from critical theory, which is really just academics freeing themselves from the truth and accepting that it's all subjective.
It's a way to promote Marxism.
The Frankfurt School in Germany in the 30s was trying to get the blue collars to join them in the revolution.
Critical theory and critical race theory are all about the revolution.
They're about not dilly-dallying.
You see, we want results in our lifetime.
And if we take baby steps, we're not going to see it.
We need full-on revolution.
And yes, that's anti-Western.
And yes, that's anti-American.
So we asked the working man to come on board, the Frankfurt School did in 1930.
And they said no.
They had a problem with Marx because Marx was too wealthy, which I understand.
And they had a problem with the Frankfurt School guys.
And so they rejected them.
So then the Frankfurt School pivoted like all good strategists do.
Rules for radicals, yo, and they decided to go for academics, and that worked out much better.
Academics like intellectuals, the working class doesn't.
So, there was a guy there, W.E.B. Du Bois.
He was black, trained in Germany.
He is black, right?
Can you double check that?
I'm so colorblind that I have to ask.
I don't even know if Jared Holt is gay.
I have no idea.
Does he look black?
Yeah, he's a black man, very popular in Germany.
So he came here, and with the help of Derek Bell, another journalist, lawyer, activist, they took critical theory, applied it to race, and now it's critical race theory.
So where critical theory said truth is subjective, everything is about the oppressor and the oppressed, and everything is about power.
When I say everything, I mean hobbies, school structure, economics, like everything, brooms, for fuck's sakes.
They took that concept and applied it to race.
So now critical race theory.
And it didn't really, it was always on the outskirts until the past five years, thanks to Trump, where it has absolutely taken off.
And the past month, we have it finally, I mean, it's always been floating around schools, but now it's getting pushed in schools, which is exciting because kids are getting woke.
And I can tell you, as a woke person, it's awesome here.
Look at this cool logo.
Rainbow.
That's about inclusivity.
Wait a minute, Ryan.
This is the wrong logo, you absolute retard.
What are you doing?
That's our standard censored bug, but with a lesbian twist.
I know, but I made a logo with the trans thing.
This is exclusionary.
Did I not send it to you?
I didn't know that you wanted the trans logo.
Okay.
Did I send it to you?
Yeah, but my thought was that was the banner for the site.
So you decided to make a different logo?
I did.
Why?
Because one was a logo.
This one's a bug.
The bug is our logo.
Oh, okay.
What do you mean?
Oh, okay.
You didn't know that?
So what do we do about the banner?
What?
For the site.
That's got as many things as possible.
If you look at Paramount Pictures, every time you see their logo this month, everywhere, it's a rainbow.
It's a rainbow.
Anyway, critical race theory now, as it stands today, basically has two main points.
One, racism is still a major problem with people of color.
And two, racism is institutional and benefits whites more than other races.
Now you may ask, well, then why are Asians doing better than whites?
That's racist and stupid.
Let me just sum it up in a paragraph here.
Everything in our world is power, right?
I mentioned that earlier.
The distribution of which is mediated by race, e.g.
broad categorizations of Asian, black, Caucasian, Hispanic, Native, Pacific Islander, et cetera.
Every human construction, from governments to homeschool co-ops, are embedded in racial structures that fundamentally build or dismantle racism and white supremacy.
All people, regardless of socioeconomic status, location, or personality, cannot help but perpetuate or undermine system.
I have to admit, I kind of tuned out there as I was reading.
I don't know why.
Ryan, please don't work on the logo right now.
We're doing a green screen.
So let's focus on the matter at hand, right?
Does that make sense to you?
Yes.
Rather than doing work.
No, now don't jump to the first fucking link.
Jesus Christ, you should have been an abortion.
Oh, I'm pro-choice now.
So I can say that.
Yeah, I shouldn't have even bothered reading that because you get the concept.
In fact, here's a much easier way to do it.
Go to 2.3 and you can see a much easier way to understand what race theory is.
This is the way I like to explain things, like a baby.
You might think racism in the U.S. is really a case of a few bad apples.
A racist cop here, a so-called Karen there, a leader of a white supremacist group.
Karens are racist?
Aren't a lot of Karens like telling you to put your mask on and stuff?
I want to be on the right side of history.
So I know racist cops are the bad guys.
And I know this guy who kind of represents the old me, member of a hate group.
That's me on Sunday.
But Karen's, they seem to be all over the map.
Anyway, sorry.
That's a.
Karen's pre-COVID used to yell at cops.
I mean, call the cops on barbecues, black people being loud.
Okay.
Here, a so-called Karen there, a leader of a white supremacist group.
You know, people who deliberately hate.
But we can't blame racism in America on just a few bad apples.
Think of our nation's problem as more like an apple pie with the racial injustice baked right into every aspect of our society.
So, by those rights, the Constitution was racist.
Like the stars and stripes, everything about this country is racist.
Now, this is a very dangerous angle to go on, and it might make moms mad because, as you'll notice with that book that we had the other day, what the hell was it called?
The Great Revolt, that's it.
When they interviewed basically all of America about Trump, we discovered that their two things were not racial at all.
Their two things were don't touch my fucking guns.
I'm talking about what drove Trump supporters.
And two, stop apologizing, Obama.
I don't like that you're going around apologizing on behalf of America.
I'm not ashamed of America.
I like it.
Those are the two things.
Now, critical race theory says you should apologize.
Not only is America racist today, but like the core is racist, which I now agree with after seeing this lay it out and prove it.
Ebony and Emily.
Two American babies.
One black, one white.
Ebony seems to be East Indian A little bit.
Maybe the illustrator didn't want to seem racist by making her too brown.
Two American babies, one black, one white, born at the same time, same place.
But Ebony will not get an equal slice of the pie.
Because of racism.
That starts from birth.
Because of her race, Ebony is three times more likely than Emily to die in the hospital as a newborn if her doctor is white.
Okay, hold on a sec here.
Now we have to ignore a few factors here.
They live in impoverished areas.
Impoverished areas tend to have shitty hospitals because they have shitty everything.
They have shitty bodegas and shitty libraries and shitty churches, too.
But wait a minute, that's not woke of me.
So I guess what we're learning here is that the doctors are racist and they will purposely let a black baby die, which makes sense, right?
You see a white baby, you're like, oh my God, this is just like my baby.
I care about it.
Black baby, you're like, die, bitch.
I wouldn't be surprised if some of the doctors, when the black baby dies, they go like this.
They might not even count it.
I'm surprised we have this stat because they probably don't even write it down.
They're just like, four real baby died, four real babies died, and then a bunch of, you know, black babies, whatever.
We just put them in the dumpster.
I assume this woman is pro-life and is against the high numbers of black abortions, which I don't know where I stand on now that I'm woke.
Do I like that tons of black people are dying in abortions?
As abortions?
And once Ebony and Emily go to school, while both girls occasionally misbehave, studies show they won't face the same punishment.
Ebony is seven times more likely than Emily to be suspended and four times more likely to be suspended.
Okay, so I assume when they did this, they're talking about the exact same type of misbehavior.
Exactly.
Because when you're doing salaries, right, you say it's only applicable for the same job.
Obviously, a brain surgeon makes more than a janitor.
But if two janitors, one black and one white, are doing the exact same cleaning and they make different salaries, then we have racism, an example of racism.
Here, I assume it was like they both went, fuck you, to a substitute teacher.
And more often, Ebony got suspended, right?
We have to give them the benefit of the doubt.
That's what people do.
When the two girls grow up and apply for jobs, odds are fewer employers will call Ebony back because she has a black-sounding name.
We've heard this study before.
It's usually names more like Shaniqua and Carniqua.
Ooh, I can feel the old me like trying to get out.
Sort of like in that Richard Grant movie, How to Get Ahead in Advertising.
I feel like...
Remember in Freddy, Nightmare on Elm Street, where they're all sort of coming out of his body?
By the way, if you're accepting resumes and one is named Jennifer Posito and the other is named Shaquaniqua Coquan Rassandra, both of them will likely be exactly as good.
Sounding name.
And even though Emily and Ebony will get the same college degree, once Ebony is hired statistically as a black person, she'll make an average of 25% less than Emily.
And again, we assume that King 5, which is the news station that put this together, is talking about a black woman and a white woman doing the exact same amount of work that is valued the same.
So they're both hammering away, submitting the same proposals, staying late the same amount of time, and then still magically getting 25% less, which is illegal.
So this company should be in jail with black people.
Why didn't Ebony get an equal slice of that apple pie?
It's because systemic racism is built into our country's DNA.
And this is what I like.
I honestly believe we should change the flag to this.
Stars and stripes, and then have this embroidered in the middle.
Systemic racism in our DNA.
Racism is built into our country's DNA.
In the 17th and 18th centuries, wealthy white men needed land, so they took it from indigenous people and then forced blacks into slavery.
Pause.
I mean, that's a pretty simple way to sum up 400 years, right?
There was a bunch of nice Indians there, and then me came along and just stole the land, took it.
And they erased them and they said, hey, black guys, I just took over all of America.
I need slaves from coast to coast, top to bottom, to till the land.
To justify using blacks for free labor, the whites in power promoted a myth that blacks were inferior.
And as Seattle...
Not to be argumentative here, but this was Britain, wasn't it?
Didn't America begin, what is it, in 1776?
This would be Britain doing this.
And as Seattle-based author Ijoma Oluwo points out, our nation's institutions, politics, and policies were designed against the backdrop of that money-driven lie that black people just weren't as worthy or as capable as whites.
Our school systems were built around this.
Our economic systems.
She appears to be mulatto.
You know what I would like to see?
Her and her dad delivering this diatribe.
He could have his arm around her and they could explain everything together.
No?
Are built around this?
Our government systems were built around this.
By the way, just this is the beauty of critical theory and critical race theory.
Truth is objective, so you cannot be wrong.
It's almost like logic poetry.
You just sort of like say stuff.
And if you keep repeating it, then it keeps getting truer and truer.
And if you have a problem with that, you're wrong and I'm right.
You don't have to really read anything.
Those are built around this.
Our government systems were built around this.
And it is simply that things were designed to uphold this story, to uphold this exploitation.
And even though slavery ended here more than 150 years ago, which is a great time at all.
Fueled it persists in systemic ways today.
White Americans now hold 85% of this country's wealth.
Black Americans, just over 4%.
And Hispanics, just over 3%.
You don't need to get into the population distribution and how many blacks there are and how many whites there are.
And also, just remember, the other beauty of critical race theory is if you can show me a black person doing badly, then that's evidence that they live in a systemic racism.
Because the only other option is they're doing badly because they're less than and not as good.
And that's not true.
That's racist to even think.
So if they're doing bad, it's your fault.
There's no culpability here.
And that's what I love about it.
People of color, people like Ebony, are statistically more likely to be impoverished, incarcerated.
By the way, you'll also notice people like Ebony never get a job in cooking because of this racist belief that you need a nose in order to be a good chef.
We're likely to be impoverished, incarcerated, and face discrimination in health care.
Well, they get killed as babies.
That's pretty bad.
Isn't it funny how you always hear the right talking about black abortion, and no one ever talks about how white doctors kill black babies for fun?
Face discrimination in health care.
Emily may have her own barriers in life, but her skin color won't be one of them.
Definitely not.
It's not someone said, here's your wealth because you're white.
Here's your status because you're white.
It simply means that the barriers that we placed in front of people of color were not placed in front of you.
Now you may have a whole nother set of barriers, right?
You may have barriers of disability.
You could be in a wheelchair.
I was going to say that.
Barriers of immigration status.
Could be so many other barriers.
You could have to sit down to pee.
But acknowledging privilege is simply acknowledging.
If we also took that other set of barriers that we place in front of people of color, you would stumble even further.
So even worse.
Yeah.
You may not consider yourself a bad apple, a racist cop, a so-called Karen, or a member of an extremist group.
Used to be.
Oluo says you may have played a role, even if you have the best intentions.
Instead of this whole, let's all learn to be best friends and love each other, you can love someone of a different race and ethnicity and still actively participate in their oppression based on how you vote, based on what you bring up in your office.
That's a great thing.
Can you just pause it for a second here?
So I want you people to know that even if you marry a black woman, you worship the ground she walks on, and you have black kids whom you adore, you're still racist.
Nice try.
It's not too late to change the recipe of the most American apple pie.
They have no fingers either?
They're not able-bodied.
And I thought this was a great example of racism in modern times, where you see that it's baked into our Constitution.
This is a woman who she has a wherewithal to go to a boiling hot kitchen where she rents a space for a couple hours, makes vegan ice cream, but instead of making just one thing, she said an industrial kitchen she rented.
So she makes a bunch.
And then it sells really fast.
People love it.
It's coconut ice cream.
But no one will invest in her.
Racism.
Cracking open coconuts is the first step to making this vegan ice cream.
Take my money.
It's part of a production process that founder Kai Norte says makes her brand stand out.
But with no air conditioning in her rented kitchen space, making ice cream here can be tricky.
So you can see that it's 80 degrees Fahrenheit, so it's kind of warm in here.
We need it to be about 65.
It's one of the many hurdles Kai faces in scaling Pube.
Since the company launched in 2016, demand has soared.
But the ongoing struggle to find large-scale investors...
I'm going to tell you something.
I promise you this is true.
If I, a white male, able-bodied white male, was to go up to investor and say, hi, I rented a hot kitchen and made seven tubs of ice cream.
Will you buy equity in my firm?
They would say, absolutely, sir.
They'd say, how much?
And I'd say, a million.
They go, is that all?
Here.
And I go, okay, where should we sign a contract?
And they go, just take it.
Take it.
Well, when do I pay you back?
Whenever you can.
Well, how much equity do you get for this?
Whatever you think is fair.
That's how it works for white Americans.
But black women kept Kai from growing quickly enough to meet that demand.
Our demand is far exceeding our capacity to supply.
We are selling 80% of our inventory in the first two to two and a half hours.
Where is the money?
Racist.
And the couple is having a hard time filling orders.
We are two people doing the work of about eight people.
This is why I'm in the city.
Two people got together, rented a hot kitchen, and made at least 20 tubs of ice cream.
Where are the investors?
Probably at a Klan rally.
And today, they're making 150 cartons of their cocaine.
Very scintillating narrator, isn't she?
Really colorful and eloquent.
Fun.
And today, they're making 150 cartons of their coffee latte flavor, which sell for $5 a piece.
After cracking the coconuts, the meat goes into a shredder.
Is it called meat?
From there?
Wait a minute.
Does the brown mean they left the exterior on?
Isn't that supposed to come off?
Well, there's something very hard and hairy in my vegan ice cream.
But I'm investing.
Hydraulic press.
The coconut milk gets mixed with the coffee flavor and is then processed into a frozen blend.
Finally, Kai and Ninoy quickly hand scoop the ice cream into containers.
Making ice cream in a warm kitchen has forced them to get creative.
So sometimes we have to come in here late at night when it's cooler.
We have to have dry ice under the pan.
So when the ice cream is coming out into the stainless steel pan, we have to put dry ice blocks on there.
So it's really keeping the ice cream cold.
They share the kitchen with other businesses.
So they're limited access to the city.
Yeah, you rent a kitchen.
Sorry, I'm being heartless.
Keeping them from scaling up production.
We are growing really fast, but we've been growing and we're still stuck and we feel stifled.
By growing, they've probably grew 100% since they started the company when it was one.
It's now two.
That's a hundred percent growth.
She's doubled the number of employees and still zero investment because of racism.
Has terrible soys.
Kai plans to get her own manufacturing facility where she'll hire a team and upgrade to fully automatic equipment.
Then she'll be able to produce 2,000 cartons a day.
A big jump compared to her usual output of about $150,000 a day.
She's already raised over $100,000 through small-scale investors and is aiming to raise $3,000.
So there are a couple of non-racist people out there that are interested in having someone take a recipe that's available to anyone and make it bigger.
Like instead of one serving, it's $47.
That's what you deserve the money for, the ability to take a recipe and make it a lot.
But finding the right kind of large-scale investors hasn't been easy.
The challenge as a black woman is we're now playing in their sandbox.
We're now playing in the sandbox of other folks who don't want to.
Ben and Jerry's, Seal Test, all the major ice cream firms are all white supremacists and they don't like the fact that a black woman is getting in there, stepping on their toes.
So they block her out.
These folks want to hire me.
They don't want to invest in me.
And so you still see the systemic racism.
It's a struggle Kai shares with other black entrepreneurs.
One study found that just 1% of venture-backed startups were black-owned.
That could be due to the lack of representation at venture capital firms.
A 2018 Deloitte study showed that across 200 U.S. firms, just 4% of employees were black.
Without equal representation in the venture capital space, black-owned companies continue to lack access to funding.
Again, I want to be crystal clear here.
Whenever you see a stat and blacks are doing badly, it means it's racism.
If they enforce parking rules and blacks are disproportionately punished, then parking is racist.
We saw on the show the other day, hills are racist.
That's why it's systemic.
It's even in hills.
Investors will align with Koube's business values.
So it's important that Koube and it's important that black folks and black women have conscious investors who are very clear that we have to address systemic racism.
It's important to say, how are you going to make profit and how are you going to have the social impact?
And that social impact does not have to be a detriment to making a profit.
Yes, we need to produce, but we're going to do it in a sustainable way.
Sustainability is a core tenet of Koube's brand.
We locally manufacture the coconut cream here.
They're minimally processed, and we don't use artificial colors.
We don't use artificial flavors.
Coconuts from by leaving out preservatives, processing locally, and bringing coconut scraps to nearby farmers to use as compost.
They have a whole bunch of trees and vegetables and plants.
Kai's business is supporting what she calls regenerative farmers love.
It's coconut shells.
That makes your stuff just sprout like a weed.
Anyway, you get the idea.
What's her shirt say, Ghana?
I can't see that.
My notes are weird here.
I think they got cut off.
Let's go back to 2-2 and look at these stats.
Because you'll notice here that go down a little bit.
Blacks make the least out of anyone.
So we live in a racist society that favors whites because whites are doing better than any other race.
Do you understand?
These guys are making $76,000 a year.
That's fucking nuts.
The average American salary is $50,000.
And then, so they're at the top.
They're number one.
And then Hispanics are doing less and blacks are doing nothing.
Wait a minute.
What are these guys?
Holy shit.
They're making double?
Okay.
Now I know what you're saying.
You're saying, isn't America's relationship with Asians steeped in racism?
They were the coolies.
They built the railroads.
They were abused.
They were second-class citizens at the same time whites were?
I know what you're saying.
Allow me to explain.
Earlier, the mulatto from Seattle said that just because you're doing, you have obstacles doesn't mean that race is one of them.
So the Asians do live in a racist society, and they should be here, I guess.
We'll say here, but they work like 47 times harder than whites.
And that's how they get up here.
You understand?
And I know you're saying, well, can't blacks and Hispanics do that?
Well, okay, here, go back to.
The Constitution says they were three-fifths of the worth.
See, it's baked into the Constitution.
Asians are not in the Constitution, but blacks are.
And in the Constitution, it says that blacks are worth three-fifths.
And that is part of our structure.
That is who we are.
And that's why they're doing so bad.
Asians are doing well.
I don't know exactly what's going on there, but check this out.
With the passage of the 13th Amendment, which states that neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as punishment for a crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the United States or any place subject to their jurisdiction.
I think what they're saying there is the 13th Amendment was abolishing slavery and saying you can't have slavery or involuntary servitude unless it's a punishment for a crime.
So that was the Constitution, which was 1787.
It was ratified in 1865, right?
So I guess it was baked into the racism of the Constitution from 87 to 1865.
Is that it?
Okay, but it was there.
What about the Three-Fifths Clause?
The infamous Three-Fifths Clause, which more nonsense has been written than any other clause, does not declare that a black person is worth 60% of a white person.
It says that for purposes of determining the number of representatives for each state in the House and direct taxes, the government would count only three-fifths of the slaves, not all of them.
Oh, I get it.
It was like an electoral college thing where the southerners were trying to use slaves to increase their numbers so they could have more representation in the government.
And the government recognized that's cheating.
And was also obviously concerned that would lead to people procuring more slaves because it gets your numbers up.
So it would actually promote slavery, encourage it.
So they said, we're not doing that.
The only count is three-fifths.
And then, of course, they got the right to vote.
When did blacks get the right to vote in America?
I can't find any actual reference of blacks or whites in the Constitution.
It all seems to be people.
And there were slaves, yes, but there was white and black slaves.
Can you look up when blacks got the right to vote?
The Constitution was 1787.
Britain said slavery is abolished in 1833, which was not that hard.
And then we said slavery is illegal 1865.
So I guess that was the 13th Amendment.
Yeah.
Not only is slavery outlawed, but they can vote.
So that was 1865.
Okay.
This is not going as smoothly.
Now, let me just say in my defense, I've only been woke for one day.
So I'm obviously having trouble figuring out.
Now, what's the next thing in the notes after all that 3-5th stuff, Ryan?
Because that's where my notes stop.
What's next?
18 of the Constitution.
And then, what is it?
The moms?
And then there's just a paragraph from the heritage link, and then that's it.
And the moms.
Yeah, so that's not it.
So the answer to my question is the moms.
So the moms is included.
Okay.
All right.
So I was shocked to see how many moms don't support critical race theory.
What's this first one now?
What does it say above it?
Mom goes nuclear.
So I don't know if we remember.
I think we featured her already, right?
This is an Italian woman with a Muslim daughter for some reason.
So this is the first one.
We're all familiar with this.
This kind of started it.
I think they're liars and have committed treason against our children.
Stop indoctrinating our children.
Stop teaching our children to hate the police.
Stop teaching our children that if they don't agree with the LGBT community, that they're homophobic.
Oh, sorry.
Hold on a second here.
This is another strange thing about critical race theory.
So, yes, America's racist and it's whites benefit.
They're the oppressor and blacks are the oppressed.
But then we pull in intersectionality.
And now to be a white supremacist oppressor, which all white people are to some degree, you're also sexist and homophobic.
And like you're prejudiced, you're a bigot towards people who are handicapped.
So it's not just, I don't like black people.
You don't like gays.
So believe it or not, a component of critical race theory is pushing gay rights and even trans rights and children's sexuality and showing kids how to masturbate.
That's all part of this new theory that I'm having a bit of trouble with.
And I'm also having trouble as someone who supports women.
I'm seeing all these women say, stop doing this.
And it's making me feel strange because I don't want to speak for them.
I don't want them to feel less than.
Lifestyle consists of...
You have children like mine who is Muslim and I'm Christian.
And everyone would think they would never believe that of her, right?
Because the way she looks.
Or according to Miss Cyrus, she's too pasty white.
What are you doing?
Ma'am.
Why'd you stand up at that?
We've seen it before.
Oh, okay.
Well, I just want to hear that part.
Yep.
Allowed to use names.
If you have something you'd like to discuss about a specific person, you can call the superintendent or leave your info for her to call you tomorrow.
Why are we not allowed to discuss names?
Why am I not allowed when they purposely themselves expose themselves on social media talking about calling for the death of a former president or saying that any child that doesn't believe in Black Lives Matter should be canceled out?
Is this what my tax dollars is paying for?
Okay.
So that's one.
We've talked about her before.
What's the next one?
Because eventually these are going to accumulate and I'm going to be stuck having to either go against women, which I'm desperately against.
Look, I have a woman's symbol tattoo here with an E for equality in it.
I can't do that.
The anti-racist parents of Loudoun County Group, you sat by and stayed silent while these self-loathing people created a hit list of parents who disagree with CRT and branded us racist, particularly Ms. Bartz, who is actively contributing some illegal activities.
You don't deserve to hold a spot on this board.
As someone on that list, I am disgusted and I'm here to say I will not be silenced by a bunch of deranged individuals.
That a member of this board went to a private Facebook group shortly after her censure to incite a social justice mob in a call to action and violence in order to out those who dared oppose her.
This was done under the thinly veiled guise of opposition to CRT and that my name had been added to the list for speaking here at board meetings.
For the record, advocating for your children is education, your children's education is called parenting, not racism.
I call out the six school board members, the two board of supervisors, the Commonwealth Attorney, even the principal at Briarwoods, all in that anti-racist parents Facebook group.
I was personally attacked.
My name, my first name, my last name, where my son goes to school, who my husband is, where I live, and three pictures of me were all on that Facebook page.
They wanted to send postcards to our neighbors calling us racist and come to our homes with a megaphone and call us racist.
And Beth Barts, you incited this mob.
I blame you for these people, including teachers, to come after us because we have different opposing views.
Be recalled.
We've had enough of your shenanigans.
Put our children first.
I don't know what to do here.
At what point did our school board members go from serving residents to targeting them?
Compiling lists of taxpaying citizens and parents fighting for their children's rights, not to mention exercising First Amendment rights, is in a pretty scary territory.
I have no pride.
I have no faith in the school system because of some people on this board.
Hearing residents say that they regret moving here for the schools, and I feel the same way.
And this is a direct reflection of this board and committee.
There's little trust that the critical race theory undertones aren't being taught in our district.
For the love of God, Ms. Barts, pull it together.
I am sick and tired of LCPS being in the media for embarrassingly immature reasons.
Promoting taking action against parents who don't agree with your views on the heels of public censure is outrageous.
You're a poor example to the public leadership of our youth and have absolutely no business on this board.
What the group of keyboard trolls did has nothing to do with Mr. Beatty's comments and everything to do with the lies and meddling on social media by Mrs. Barts.
We all know this, and local law enforcement does, the teacher, belittling a student in class when he didn't use skin color to describe two women in a photo and why a CRT writing lab about whiteness and white fragility and white privilege was being taught there.
Enough with the lies.
We all see what's going on.
Your claim that culturally relevant instruction CRI is not rooted in CRT is factually and deliberately false.
And others.
But the fact that you have in your employ and on our school board those who do not only agree with discrimination, but go so far as to condone or participate in the witch hunt of citizens for voicing their opinion is unbelievable.
Absolute circus is boarded.
Oh, good amen.
Every meeting there's a closed door session happening to discipline a representative whose behavior is increasingly worse and more divisive.
You have 350 equity soldiers in this county and you're telling us that you're not teaching equity to our students?
No training?
Stop the politics and bickering and do what is right and good for the community.
I should not have to live in fear.
There's more I want to show though.
I want to remind you of some things about critical race theory.
Equity and equality are different.
Equality is everyone gets the same like five bucks.
Okay, here you go.
But if you're Daddy Warbucks, I give you five bucks, you go, whatever, and you light a cigar with it.
If you're a dirt poor kid, I give you five bucks, you're like, finally, I can eat some food.
So they go, give to the poor kid $500, and give to Daddy Warbucks five cents.
That's equity.
It takes into account the child's, the person's situation.
And also, here's another crucial thing about critical race theory that I want to think is important if these moms didn't keep getting in the way.
It's not about ignoring skin color.
That's Martin Luther King.
That's done.
They eschew liberal values.
This is about revolution, revenge, and reparations, the three Rs.
So with critical race theory, you say, no, like I recognize that kid that I just gave 500 bucks is black.
I'm not ignoring skin color.
Skin color is why Daddy Warbucks has tons of money and why the black kid is poor.
So ignoring it is to ignore the background, the history that made that little kid poor.
And you know what that history is?
America.
A racist, disgusting shithole.
Let's see if any moms agree with me on that.
Because as a feminist, I'm going to go with the woman here.
Today is a vote for a new curriculum that appears well-intentioned, appealing, even empathetic.
But in actuality, it further divides us.
When you peel back the layers of this onion, you will see that it promotes taking from one group in order to compensate a second group to correct injustices caused by a third group who mistreated a fourth group by an earlier point in history.
It's absurd.
Not only does it not promote justice, it does the opposite.
It promotes racism.
And you cannot cure racism.
It's good racism.
Racism against whites is good.
Racism.
Stop diluting student education with political, correct, feel-good propaganda.
I didn't come prepared with statistics or anything.
I'm just basically coming from a parent and my own personal experience as a parent.
I'm the mother of a high school senior and an eighth grade son.
And my fear is this type of curriculum will actually breed more racism and more divide in our country rather than unity.
I fear that this is actually taking a step backward.
The recent events brought to light the failure of our education system.
The young people we witnessed rioting and looting in some of our largest cities came out of an education system that had taught them to hate America.
I'd rather empower people in minority groups to rise above and not do anything that's going to create a victim mentality.
if you're born a certain way, wait a minute, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
So, these are women.
I'm a feminist.
And they're also pointing out that to say that America is racist, oppressed, it's white oppressors, and the black oppressed, to say that actually hinders a black kid because they feel less likely to try when they know the odds are stacked against them.
I mean, if you're in India and you're part of the untouchable caste, the lowest caste, you're literally untouchable.
No one will touch you.
So there's no sense in trying.
So they all become homeless.
They live in the sewers and just go through garbage all day because they're the untouchable class.
So to tell blacks in America that this isn't the land of the free, it's built on racism and you're the untouchable class, you're hindering them more than...
Even if that was true, if you were to not tell them that, they'd be more likely to thrive.
If you didn't tell an untouchable in India he was part of the untouchable class, he'd just be like, okay, let me get a haircut and get to work, buddy.
And then when someone said, are you untouchable?
He goes, no, I don't know what you're talking about, man.
So I don't think this is true.
And saying it's true isn't helping.
So by me being woke, I'm telling women to go fuck themselves and I'm hindering blacks.
I'm not enjoying this wokeness anymore.
It's only been a few hours and it's not fun.
Country, but everyone else is, because I think we live in a country where if you put forth the effort, there's opportunities out there for everyone.
The source of the hatred is directly to the emphasis on identity culture, which separates us into special interest groups.
Each group is isolated from the other by mistrust stemming from perceived grievances and artificial cultural barriers.
Maybe these are just rare instances cut from all over the country, from Indiana, Virginia, New York.
Maybe this woman will be on my side.
Fox News.
No, thank you.
I haven't watched Fox News since yesterday.
It's sad that we are all contemplating something.
A black woman?
This is really inconvenient.
Critical race theory, where children will be separated by their skin color and deemed permanently oppressors or oppressed in 2021.
That's good, isn't it?
That is not teaching the truth, unless you believe that whites are better than blacks.
Telling my child or any child that they are in a permanent oppressed status in America because they are black is racist.
Keisha King joins us now.
Keisha, so happy to have you on the show.
So I want to start directly with this because you make a point that is not highlighted often enough.
People point out that critical race theory is racist for making white children believe they are oppressors.
You point out from the opposite side how racist it is to teach black children that they are oppressed.
Tell me more about that.
Well, the essence of critical race theory is breaking people into groups.
And instead of using class, because we're Americans, they use race.
And anybody that is put into an automatic and permanent state of oppressor or oppressed is an insult to everyone.
And that is not something that's tenable in the United States.
Yeah, how disabling is that to teach a black child you are at birth a victim, you are at birth put behind the eight ball and incapable of achieving.
That seems to me the very essence of holding a child back and assigning them some very racist assumptions.
It absolutely is.
I mean, when we tell people that they can't do something, they won't even try.
So if you're telling young black children that they are anybody outside of that white male oppressor class or race, that they can't do anything, we are setting our future up.
And our children, who are our most precious resources, you're setting them up for failure.
All right, that's enough.
That's enough.
I give up.
I'm not woke anymore.
I'm going to wear a proud boy shirt now that I'm not woke anymore.
Fuck around and find out.
So yeah.
There was a couple of the moms that you missed on there.
Well, the black mom is the mom who showed me the error of my ways.
But what moms did I miss?
See, the problem is, as an anti-ageist child rights advocate, it's hard to support something that encourages child abuse.
Look at the email I just sent you from G. What's his name?
Grime Prime?
Crime Mobin Prime?
No.
G Prime.
You're a bad person.
Your mom is a bad person.
Your dad's a bad person.
Your grandparents are bad people.
Your great-grandparents are even worse.
Everything they gave you was stolen, and you need to apologize for all of it.
And then he comes back home, a destroyed man in the back of the car.
How was your first day back, honey?
He's anime boy.
See, they didn't mind when the left was burning down Portland and New York City.
They thought, I don't like those cities anyway.
Look at the, speaking of cities, look at the final video.
Wait, why am I giving up my final video?
Yeah, we'll save that as a treat.
We got the Asian mom.
Chinese mom.
Smash the subscribe.
Coming true in a big way.
See, that's not a Chinese mom.
That's a white male.
That's true.
It's a dick.
No, no, now I say dicks are big.
Yeah, he's got a huge.
If you're woke to say dicks are big, are small, then are you a new right if you say like, this is Hannity's cucks this big?
That means she's gay.
Oh, that's not cool.
Destructive, far-left critical race theory ideology that's infiltrating America's schools.
Just listen to how one Virginia mom, who actually survived Mao, China, eviscerates her local school board amid the district's critical race theory push.
Take a look at this.
I've been very alarmed about what's going on in our school.
You are now teaching, training our children to be social justice warriors and to loathe our country and our history.
Growing up in Mao, China, all this seems very familiar.
The communist regime used the same critical theory to divide people.
The only difference is they use class instead of race.
This is indeed the American version of the Chinese communist, the Chinese cultural revolution.
The critical race theory has its roots in cultural Marxism.
It should have no place in our schools.
Nice.
And down in the Great State.
What was going on in that guy's fingers?
Oh, wow.
Do they clap?
What the fuck?
Is that like autistic?
I don't know.
Because another kid's doing it too next to him.
Oh, they know that they're on camera, maybe?
So they're like, yeah, here's me.
Yeah, she's talking about the death of 70 million people in the Great Lake Forward.
And they're like, yeah, but I have funny Indies.
Yeah, basically.
What's the other mom?
She has a mom in esfaro.
Oh, this is the teacher mom, who's a teacher and a mom.
County public school teacher, and I'm going to give a message of encouragement to parents and teachers and students who are too afraid to come and speak forward.
Parents, the longer that you wait and you don't hold your child's schools accountable gives these guys more time to dictate what's best for your child's physical, mental, and emotional health.
Don't be afraid to speak out for your kids because they are voiceless and they rely on you.
You should be afraid of them rooting for socialism by the time they get to middle school.
Teachers, it may seem that our careers have come to a dead end, but I'm here to remind you we don't work for the school board.
We work to mold the next generation of well-rounded American patriots.
So don't give up because it is up to us.
Students, you are on the front lines of these indoctrination camps.
Challenge the staff when you are presented with a ludicrous statement and do not allow anybody to tell you that you cannot accomplish anything because of your skin color or to hate yourself because of your skin color.
Students, it is up to you to be the next generation of victims or victors.
And finally, to the board, this isn't over and your policies are just as pathetic as making us more masked.
Nick Goffard, followed by Ryan.
Oh, isn't that interesting?
Uh-huh.
And finally, to the board, someone's criticizing me.
I can't have that.
You can criticize other people, but as soon as you bring me into it, that's like when CNN was getting criticized and they zapped the guy the second they started criticizing CNN.
Power corrupts.
Absolute power corrupts.
Absolutely.
And my dad was talking about this on Sunday.
I called him.
And everyone, by the way, has been talking about these angry moms, the new zeitgeist, because Bernown the City is no problem.
Don't fuck with a mama bears cubs.
And you fuck with a mama bears cubs and they don't do shit like I just did and go, mom bears.
Every woman, every woman who's been doing this talk has been so articulate.
Like she didn't have a script.
She didn't even almost stutter.
No likes, no ums.
She's got the courage of her convictions.
Jen Saki doesn't.
Let's do the last one here where we make it clear that critical race theory is not just about critical race theory.
It's about telling kids to masturbate for fuck's sakes.
Why did she do that?
When she came to your school when she procures bids for ISU with construction and came to your school and spoke to your staff for two straight days.
Why did she do that?
This is why she did that.
This is why she did that.
To make sure that when our students want to know whether or not they have a vagina or a penis, they have pictures from your staff to be able to help them.
They don't have enough sex.
They don't have enough anal sex.
They need adults to tell them how to masturbate.
And what I call that is so here's what I'm asking you.
You have a hard time hearing this from me, but this is for 10 years old and up.
And this bill was passed for five-year-olds.
And you have a hard time me sitting here telling you the words anal sex, masturbation.
That's hard for you, or the time's up because the time's not really up.
I don't believe you, Mr. Wiley, that my time is up.
But I'm going to end with this.
I'll close with this because this was too much for you.
I can tell right now.
And that's why you're cutting me off.
But last time I said, you know what?
Critical race theory.
Little girl in the back was laughing every single time Megan said something because white people oppress black people, right?
Isn't your principal black?
Isn't your mayor black?
Now I would like to introduce to you Ty Smith.
Whoa, look at this.
Go back.
There's a woman right there.
She seems very young.
I'm not sure if she's a mom or a student.
She's second from the right in the purple shirt.
She was agreeing with everything until that woman turned around and confronted the black woman and pointed out her hypocrisy.
And then you see her going, no, no, no, whoa, whoa, black privilege.
A bridge too far.
Yeah, no, no, no, no, no.
Don't say anything negative about black people.
Here, go, no, no, show it in real time.
Little girl in the back was laughing every single time Nathan said something because white people oppress black people, right?
Isn't your principal black?
Isn't your mayor black?
Are those not facts?
No, they're not black.
Well, maybe.
Hate facts.
Also, now that I'm not woke anymore, it was only like about an hour.
Apple pie is a great example of what hell the settlers went through.
Johnny Appleseed was not going into Indian territory and taking on entire tribes by himself with what?
An axe?
A gun?
He was a marksman.
He was going into untouched land.
The whole notion that this country was filled coast to coast, top to bottom, with Indians is fucking stupid.
I believe that they were drastically reduced in populace to the tune of like 80 to 90 percent from a plague that did start accidentally with Christopher Columbus.
I think it was very well populated, nothing close to today, but like say the way a very rural area would be, like, I don't know, the Appalachians, that kind of thing.
Christopher Columbus came to the Caribbean.
Some sort of infection started there with the Aboriginals.
It went up with them, up Central America, up the west coast, the disease, no one else.
And then it spread east and just devastated the indigenous people of America, which is inevitable.
We had it too with the bubonic plague.
It happens.
Yeah, that's all the only places he went.
He's not a racist and a genocider.
Speaking of cider, Johnny Appleseed's goal was to prevent, to give you cider.
Apples were gross back then.
They only got sweet very recently.
They're not a very rugged plant, or at least they weren't back then, and they couldn't handle the American winters.
So they finally would get some rugged, tough apple that was gross to eat, and they would use it for apple cider to get drunk.
You know why?
Because life was hell, and they needed a buzz.
Also, you knew if you were drinking alcoholic beverages, you weren't going to get dysentery because the alcohol would kill the bacteria.
So kids were drinking beer, kids were drinking alcoholic cider, and settlers were using it to live.
Sometimes the kids were using apple juice as a juice to subsist, but it wasn't fun.
It was just no diarrhea juice.
So Johnny Appleseed was a brilliant entrepreneur because he would see where people are headed.
He would gallop ahead a few hundred miles, plant seeds there, so the apple trees would grow.
So when the settlers finally caught up to him, he could sell you your apples and make a fortune.
People assume it was for apple pie.
No, it was for booze.
Michael Pollan talks about this in the book The Botany of Desire, which is one of my favorite books.
And here he says in an interview 3.3, people didn't go to their frontier without their appleseeds.
And this is why Johnny Appleseed was such an important figure.
You know, when I started researching the apple, I thought he was just a comic book, you know, one of these legends like Paul Bunyan.
I really did not know he was a historical figure, but he was.
He's just not as we're told he was.
Johnny Appleseed was bringing the gift of alcohol to the frontier.
That's why he was so popular.
That's why he was welcome in every cabin in Ohio.
He was the American Dionysus.
He was the guy bringing the booze.
And you needed booze because you were depressed, your life was hell, and every time you drank water, your ass exploded.
Not exactly racist, is it?
Speaking of racism, I thought this was funny.
Not funny, but Breitbart went through all the people who have been canceled for the N-word.
I maybe should have made this a green screen.
But like I was talking about this this weekend, Donald J. Trump, everyone accuses him of being a Cokehead.
And we have evidence of Hunter Biden not just doing Coke, but crack.
And he gets a total pass.
No problem.
Don't worry about it.
That's true.
It's bizarre.
But you go through that?
12 people who were canceled for saying the N-word.
So there's Morgan Wallen, where he said, take care of this pussy ass nigga, which we discussed on Thursday and pointed out you're making fun of yourself for not being black.
It would be the same as me, a Canadian, saying, take care of this cowpoke, boaz.
You're doing a different guy.
And in a way, if I do a cowboy voice, it's my way of saying I'm the farthest thing from a cowboy.
I don't know anything about that world.
So it's self-mockery.
Anyway, John Falk was fired for saying the N-word in reference to the Hornet's Nuggets game, typing the N-word instead of nuggets.
Oh my God.
No way.
I wouldn't be surprised if his phone did that.
I take full responsibility for my actions.
I don't remember that one.
Donald McNeil resigned 45 years after using the N-word in 2009.
Believe the classmate should have been suspended for a video she made as a 12-year-old in which she used a racial slur.
So he was quoting her.
That's verboten.
Jonathan Friedland.
I've made a decision to let go, blah, blah, blah.
Jonathan.
Oh, so we don't know.
Maybe that's a legit one.
This year, guys, we're going to try to focus.
I don't want any niggers on any of my shows this season.
Let's try to keep it white.
There's no way.
No way in Hades.
Kyle Larson, Enmir during a video game broadcast.
I was just ignorant, immature.
I didn't understand the negativity.
That's not a word I'd ever used.
Well, you got to tell us the context.
It's a gamer word.
Ron Janz, Major League or Soccer Coach.
Okay, anyway, they're just, we don't know the exact instances.
I should have done a little more research than show that up.
Here's my final sort of de-wokeification.
Look at this.
To not have a wrinkle here, you have to go like this.
Like right now my back looks like this in order to make the t-shirt look like that.
What about you?
Wrinkle-wise?
Yeah.
This shirt is a little smaller than an average shirt.
But you get it too.
What's with your sunglasses, brah?
Oh, these are my fake pit vipers.
I bought Chinese to own the cowards.
Oh, because the pit viper guy.
Pit Viper guy cocked out.
He denounced, he said it's not for supremist idiots or something.
Or extremist idiots.
Okay, 3-6, not 3-5.
3-6, eat the rich.
And I just, every college student needs to see this.
The top 1% of tax filers earn 21% of the income in the U.S. And they pay 40% of total, total federal income taxes.
The Top 1% pay 40% of the income tax.
They pay an average tax rate of 25.4%.
For all Americans, the average rate is 13, so they pay almost twice the average rate.
The bottom 50% of earners pay an average of just 3.4%.
Okay?
So if you eat the rich, you're going to quickly starve to death because there'll be nothing there.
As a rich person, I'm obviously personally biased.
All right, let's jump to the mail B. Let me touch it.
Got the real LGBTQ bug up now.
Oh, there we go.
Took you long enough.
I don't understand why you would see a logo and think, I better design a logo.
Seems odd to me.
True.
My pet Biden is the president of South Africa, this man says.
He's got a link there that you could click on whenever you're ready.
I don't want to rush you.
My pet Biden.
And just say how pleased I am to welcome those who have just joined us to brief spectacular weather.
Welcome to the main presentation of the moon.
Wait, does South Africa have a president or a prime minister?
I think it's...
I mean, if it was originally a British colony in 1800.
Yeah, it's a president.
Okay.
He looks like the lawyer who was next to George Floyd's dad.
George Floyd's brother.
Felonious.
His name is Filonius.
Yeah, doesn't he look like him?
Yeah.
Felonious comes from felon, right?
It means bad, nefarious.
He's just a fella.
Having a nature relating to or concerning a felony.
Evil, wicked, malignant, malicious, indicating or proceeding from a depraved heart.
Like, fucking Google a name before you make it your son's.
Nah, it's supposed to be like cat-like.
He's fellow.
Fellow me.
When my youngest boy was born and the nurse vented, the nurse was black and I'm writing down the name and doing all the paperwork.
And I go Johnny Buffalo and she goes, I go, is there a problem?
She goes, aren't you worried that he could be, you know, teased in school and stuff with a strange name like that?
And I didn't say this, but I was thinking, aren't you the guys who do like Filonius and Shaquilia and O'Shall?
Hey guys, I wanted to thank you for how much you've done in changing my life.
In the future, guys, when you're writing in, you could just say, I wanted to thank you for how much you have changed my life.
You don't have to say for the bird which is known as the bald eagle.
I was a loser living at home way too long.
I was 25 going nowhere.
Graduated college.
Dumb choice.
And my girlfriend had two years and I broke up mainly because I couldn't commit and I was a fucking loser.
Started listening to your show and laughing, all the woke people and then realized I was the same class of loser that I was mocking.
I immediately started getting my shit together.
I'm making 80K a year.
I bought and remodeled a condo from the ground up in San Diego.
I lost 35 pounds.
My girlfriend and I reconnected.
That's great to hear.
She loved who I became and that I manned up and got my shit together.
She's about to move in getting the ring.
We'll have a small ceremony just to knock it out and I already have tried to put a baby in her.
I can't describe the first time I didn't pull out sex with a purpose is so much better.
Yeah, you don't really realize that and it sounds trite.
But way do you try it, guys?
It's a trip.
She now feels like she has a purpose in life and I was able to give her that.
You changed my life.
Though I don't agree with everything you say, you are doing men my age, now 27, a great service.
I feel bad if anyone watches the show today and only watches the first hour.
It'd be like...
I made a mistake.
I'd like to say something.
I thought I was woke.
I made a mistake at the beginning of the show.
That's not who I am.
That's not what this network is.
We're going to continue to have a rainbow logo for the rest of the month.
But I find just being bare bones woke a little too complicated.
It feels like I'm contradicting women of color, moms.
I'm being ageist.
I keep talking about penises for some reason.
I know this isn't what you want, and I'm sorry.
Keep up the fight, my girl loves how you turn my life around, blah, blah, blah.
She just sends women.
So it goes on and on.
And yeah, there he is on the beach with his chick.
I assume we can show that picture, right?
If you send it into a mailbag, you know he kind of says, oh yeah.
Yeah, well, if you don't want me to show a picture, say don't show this picture.
Right.
It looks successful and happy.
Nothing to not show there.
Pretty cool.
Hey, Gannon Ryan, I was recently thinking, what's up with the rainbow flag?
I looked it up and was given the explanation that the colors all stood for arbitrary things.
Like green is for nature.
Yellow is for sunlight.
For some reason, I don't buy it.
What does sunlight have to do with being gay?
My theory is that the colors are related to the old gay colored hanky code.
As in a yellow hanky worn in the left back pocket means you're into water sports.
I don't know.
What do you think?
Yeah, that makes a lot more sense.
Did you know that, Ryan?
No, no.
I just try to get lucky.
I don't have to really force the bandana thing.
I yell anal.
Anal, any takers?
Going once?
Going twice.
Role play.
Not interested in this.
I've already got one, thanks.
I just watched the episode where you discovered you were balding.
I am behind On show, so forgive me if you've addressed this.
I think there's a good chance you're, in fact, not balding and your hair is just greasy.
I had this issue a couple years ago when I switched to non-sulfate shampoos.
My hair became insanely greasy.
I put grease in my hair, dude.
I put Razak.
So you're trying to stop me from having greasy hair.
I'm working hard to grease my hair every day.
You know the problem with this, though?
You're constantly touching up your hair.
Every time you do, you're touching the grease to your hand.
So not only are my hands greasy, but they're softer than the inside of a baby's cunt.
And every time I shake a hand, I break a heart.
It's true.
I'm just going to do this from now on.
Yep.
My hair looked like yours, but I think this guy doesn't get that I grease my fucking hair.
He's telling me how to degrease my hair.
Take the bird, which is the bald eagle.
That large face is heaven.
Take the bird, which is the bald eagle.
That'll have to do.
Oh, God, my kingdom to see how many times they went over that before.
No, no, stop saying witches.
Just say, how come they can have a conservation plan for the bald eagle, but not the black man?
Conservate.
No, no, it's not your bear.
How come you can call the bald eagle an endangered species, but not the black male?
How come which is in Zation species?
All right, stop, stop, stop.
How come you can admit the bald eagle is endangered, but not the black male?
That I can do.
Okay, let's do it.
That says it 30 times.
Press conference.
Take the bird, which is the bald eagle.
And that lawyer doesn't give a fuck about racial justice or George Floyd.
He just knows this is a big payday and felonious is felonious enough to help him.
Captain Gavin, my first mate, Rye Guy, a kid who works at my company, just graduated high school, and told me that three of the kids in his class are trans.
He said, each year you go back and there are more and more, all female to male.
All unpopular, not hot girls likely craving attention.
Keep in mind, this is a small town in rural BC, British Columbia, Canada.
Apparently, the school has two pride assemblies per year.
They're painting Crosswalks, gay.
Everyone seems to think it's great.
And I struggle to imagine what the vibe will be like in the next decade or two.
Remember that the woman who ruined Saturday morning cartoons, Lyle Partridge, is from Vancouver, B.C. And remember a long time ago when I talked about that bizarre pro-trans kindergarten thing.
That was Vancouver, B.C., where I showed the B-roll.
And it was a woman who worked there who was doing drawings of serial killers.
That's like my biggest scoop.
That's my Watergate.
Remember that?
Mm-hmm.
No idea how you'd find it.
It's been scrubbed from everything.
Oh, it might be on my, where did we move my YouTube to?
Bumble?
That might be if you search the site.
What was the name?
It was a Dahmer?
Dahmer?
Maybe it was Dahmer?
But if you were go Gavin McInnes, serial killers, maybe.
Might have got.
Proud boys.
There we go.
Trans propaganda video.
We showed in episode 138 contains beautiful drawings of serial killers.
Yeah, click on that.
The site on the site, the search on the site works.
Very good.
Episode 126.
Yep.
And that's back in.
But I had to redo the video because I didn't notice the first time.
It was good.
I used to dress like the person I was interviewing.
Doesn't look like it's there, my man.
Yeah, I remember I was wearing that shirt in the video.
Interesting.
So we begin the show in a startled panic, realizing, okay, so it's in the beginning.
People tried to get it.
Gavin McKinnis dummer?
Oh, here we go.
There we go.
Go back.
That's her notepad.
Two days ago.
Two days ago.
Watch this.
A plus every day.
I'm mocking that lesbian trans person.
It's my roles.
I win in a.
There we go.
Okay, I just said stop, stop, stop.
That's her notepad.
What is on her notepad?
Richard Ramirez, Ted Bundy, and Jeffrey Dahmer.
Show the pictures, Dave.
So let's show the screen grab of that particular moment.
You should have one without me in it.
Yeah, show that.
All right.
So now show me Richard Ramirez with the long hair.
Ted Bundy, sorry.
What do we got?
There, there's Richard Ramirez.
Look at that picture.
And now look at the bottom right of her notepad.
Now look at the picture.
It's also on YouTube as The Politics Show, episode 9.
Who's Politics?
Oh, I get it.
Politics.
Episode 9.
Anyway, I don't know why I say that.
I guess I just think it's easier.
You know what you still haven't found?
That song with the snake.
Like, boys could like this and girls could like snakes.
No, that's the beginning of that video.
Oh, it's in there?
Oh, cool.
Bonus.
I have a two.
And yeah, so Vancouver is seriously polluted.
I have a two-year-old daughter, another kid on the way.
Is there anywhere in the world I can move that isn't affected by this epidemic?
Maybe a second world country?
Hug your kids.
Hug your kids and occasionally tell them the truth.
And they won't go trans.
I mean, most of these kids, this is something no one ever brings up.
It's a form of Munchauser syndrome where the parents, the mothers are desperate to be black or gay and they're not.
They don't want to eat out a woman.
But what they'll do is they'll make their kids.
The kids, you can't make your kid black.
That's blackface.
But you can make your kid trans.
Now I'm the mother of a trans child.
Now I'm relevant.
Now I'm part of the oppressed.
And critical race theory no longer applies to me.
I'm good.
So yeah, if you don't want your kid to be trans, don't make them be trans, basically.
I was browsing through some mug shots and found a perfect example of Gavin's fight face, Johnson Daniel Blake.
That's not perfect.
This is a fight face.
It's close, but it's this.
It's a guy smiling while his adrenaline is pounding.
His heart's going like this through his chest.
What the fuck was that?
The guy sucker punched me for no reason.
No, I'm fine.
Yeah, hungry.
I remember, I'll never forget this guy.
We called him like, what the fuck was his name?
Fuck?
There was like...
Jeff Fuck.
Anyway, in punk, lots of people would have a fake last name like Johnny Ramone.
And drunk dunk.
His name was Duncan.
Drunk dunk.
And afterwards, he got the shit kicked out of him and he's like, his shirt was ripped down like this.
And he goes, does everyone have a safety pin?
His shirt's all fucking ripped to shreds.
The latest hardball episode is on one of the best episodes of the network.
It's one of the best.
You spelt the word one wrong, so that confused me.
I didn't think anyone could spell the word one wrong, but great episode of Hardball on the show.
We've got a...
We've got a...
So this is Jim Goad turned 60.
So he's preventing you with six decades of decadence.
Yesterday I turned 60.
I have outlived my father, the same father who punched my mom in the stomach when she was pregnant with me and tried to abort me.
Fuck you, dad.
Fuck you, dad.
That's in our Antifa bumper.
This is from a person named Tova.
I don't know if that's, am I wrong or is this Gavin's exact type?
Boy.
Wow.
This is a very attractive lady.
I would like to rub her body with my dinkus.
A little handsome for my tastes, I'm afraid.
Again, she's a nine, and I would eat her shit for a mile just to get to the base of her ass.
Don't get me wrong.
I'd kill my whole family on Christmas morning just to be able to eat her out.
But if we're being total dicks, that's just a little too pretty for me to say perfect.
I like a little cartoon-ness.
I don't like when you could shave their, like, de-girl their eyebrows, cut their hair short, give them a suit, and you're looking at an incredibly gorgeous man.
You know what I mean?
I'm ready for my job interview, Mr. Takashino.
Yeah, it looks like a Japanese businessman, kind of, but I almost fell for that one.
And I'm not a huge fan of the Asians.
It's from Angry.
Did you see the second one?
What?
That's pretty hot.
I love her big fat ass.
What a treat.
There's an Australian comedy actor by the name of Chris Lilly.
Thank you.
Thank you, Millennials, for telling me about Chris Lilly, who had his own HBO show.
Remarkably successful actor, not just in Britain or in Australia, but in America.
He's a successful American.
And this is a video he did from his show.
I think it was called Squished Nigga.
Squashed Nigga.
Has his house been burnt down yet?
Well, this was a long time ago.
How the fuck?
2014.
Which is a long time ago.
But that character was this black kid at this all-boys school.
And so he had to put on blackface to do the character.
But the guy wanted to have a rap career, and he heard that a school bus had run over this little black kid, but it wasn't true.
And he became an activist about it and made that ballad out of like respect for him.
He looks like, who's the guy in the three?
The big three?
Oh, mole.
Mole, yeah.
Got mole vibes.
Does he do a show where he's just, is this him just as a woman?
Yeah.
Oh, it's an audio podcast.
Okay.
He's obviously a gay.
Dear Mr. Teeny, I would like to come visit you and take you to a basketball game.
No, thank you.
However, because of my injury, the backside of my pants must be completely cut out.
A cell of fame wrapper is replaced in that area, causing complete exposure.
I can get a doctor's note if you want.
Okay, thanks very much.
That's a fun letter.
I'm kind of glad that...
Oh, he's sent about six letters.
Okay, it's disturbing.
Helen Hunt woke Twister.
Hey, White Gavin Long and Sir Fagius Esquire III.
Have you seen that Helen Hunt wanted to make a sequel to Twister with an all-black cast of Storm Chasers that takes place at a historically black college?
How many black storm chasers do you think there are in real life?
I'm going to go with O. Zero.
There's maybe one or two females, and they're probably just following their white male around.
But yeah.
Adding a black character or two would be reasonable, but an all-black cast, yeah.
Ain't nobody got time for that!
Isn't this just like cultural appropriation at this point?
Like, you take white stuff and make it black, like Hamilton.
You know?
Oh, the founding fathers were black.
Is that all?
Can't you do your own thing?
Like, what if I did this with punk?
I wanted to do a reboot of Twister, but it's all punks.
Or I wanted to do the Founding Fathers, but make them all punk rockers.
I'm not going to take my shot.
Fuck you.
And punks are probably, what?
I mean, they're not that, they're probably 1 to 2% of the population, if you have a generous definition of punks.
So the Same number as Muslims.
So, if we have Muslim representation, then we should have punk representation.
I have a bone to pick with you, says JB.
Why do you have to make your bumper jingle so damn catchy?
They get stuck in my head every day.
I realize something about can you imagine if the races were reversed?
It's I think it's Elton John or Billy.
I think it's Billy Joel.
Do you remember?
Do you remember?
I don't know what's next after that.
Yeah, that's bothering me.
It was not before.
Do you remember?
Just look up like Billy Joel.
Billy Joel lyrics.
Do you remember?
It might be, can you remember?
Do you remember?
No, nothing's coming up.
My husband and I are constantly walking around the house singing, let's talk, let's talk about racism.
And my pet, Biden, we have a six-month-old baby boy, and I'm starting to worry his first words are going to be, Ryan, shut up, you don't.
That's, I think, one of the best ones, melodically.
Yeah, it's catchy as hell.
Miles uploaded a video detailing how Enrique tried bullying a woman in Texas and having an abortion.
Having a child out of wedlock would hurt his political campaign.
She luckily kept the child, but now he isn't paying child support.
I know you had him on to give his side of the informant thing.
Maybe get him on for this.
Although he isn't the leader anymore, I did not know that.
Is that a fact?
I don't know.
It's still a terrible looking calls into question the respect he gets from PBs around the country.
What's your take?
G-Dog?
Yeah, if you knock up a chick, you got to pay the bills at the very least.
It's a very creditable organization.
I'm not getting involved in this.
I can only take on so much.
I can't tell if that's just like drama stuff that's being bolstered up.
But yeah, if you get a girl pregnant, it's your baby now.
And if you're pro-life, don't get a girl pregnant if you're not ready to stick around.
Of course, if you're married and it's your kid, I assume that goes without saying.
Hey, Gavin and Ryan the Faggot, I found this guy on TikTok that has amazing Ben Japiro, Michael Sarah, Sebastian Miniscalco, as it blah, blah, blah, impressions.
Here's a couple that are fucking gold.
Please just not tell Mr. Stark about this.
Well, it's not quite up to the Lord's standards.
But then again, not many things are.
No, no, no more for me, man.
You know, I just, I can't, this is not good for me.
Go ahead and give the rest to Ben.
I'm not touching that.
Marijuana is, in fact, the ultimate gateway drop.
I'm not to be out to dig myself an early grave just to appease a group of woke individuals.
Benjamin, stop being a wuss and tinko joy.
What do you think, Ryan?
You're the expert.
So far, I mean, one of them he got dead on.
Oh, wow, that's a great impression of a black teen.
Amazing.
Dear Gavin and shut up.
I just read this fucking doozy of a story, and holy cow is the take-bat.
It's almost like a fluff piece for a hit-and-run gang member.
And if you ask me, the cop should have shot him.
Georgia police officer recovering after being struck by teen and stolen SUV.
Police said Morris is at home recovering after he suffered severe injuries in a hit-and-run.
And is now home recovering.
We also learned that police say that teen suspects may have been casing out a hotel parking lot.
Imagine telling her that's not appropriate to wear an air.
How that would go.
You might be able to say it from a moving car.
That's not an appropriate bear.
Hit it, hit it.
And then you're just dreading a stoplight.
And she's like, like the Terminator chasing it with her giant brown tits.
I've got a concerned black anchor on my tail.
What was that thing?
I got a concerned citizen on my tail.
College Park Police say while Officer Ivory Morris was working and at his part-time job near Southport Drive early Saturday, when he's that smile?
The intensity of the smile?
Kind of giggly.
Yeah, it's kind of cool.
Kind of endearing.
At his part-time job near Southport Drive.
Sergeant Gene Robinson says as Officer Morris approached the teen inside the car, the teen behind the wheel sped off, hitting Morris and the other teen.
Robinson says Morris would have been within his rights to use legal force against the driver.
Did you say legal force?
But decided not to.
He is suffering injuries, but at least everybody's breathing.
And this is coming from a man that doesn't even have children.
And that's why she's talking black.
Despite his own life being at risk to save his life, the injured teen and officer were both in the hospital.
Officer Morris was only just a waste of time.
Poor guy.
I thought it was going to be a really, you know, biased reporting against the cop, but it ain't.
Jesus Christ, dude.
We have like 9 million emails.
Thank God for dear censored.
We've even got one since we started.
Since I started reading these, another one came in.
Eric Adams is a liar, fraud, and a son of a bitch.
Hi, Gav.
Thank you for reading my letter about Justin Volpe.
Here's some info that is being inconveniently forgotten on that liar, fraud, and overall son of a bitch, Eric Adams.
I want to do a whole thing on the mayoral candidates for New York City.
It's worth noting that only one of them has a New York accent, Curtis Shilwa.
That should bother people.
Imagine we were in the South and all the mayors of Nashville had this accent.
You'd be pissed off.
Well, I'm pissed off.
They're all de Blasios from Boston, Bloomberg's from Boston.
Can we get a fucking New Yorker in there once?
We got Maya pretending she hates cops when she's been in the cop's pocket her entire career.
And then Eric Adams.
Eric Adams is a liar.
He's not a 22-year-old veteran, a 22-year veteran of the MIPD.
He spent 11 years in the transit police, only later to be transferred to the MYPD when Juliani merged the two institutions, there is a big difference between running after toll jumpers and actually going on patrols and raids, etc.
Eric Adams is also a fraud and a constant flip-flopper.
He first said he is anti-stop and frisk.
Now he says he's pro.
He first said Dinkins was a disaster.
Now he says there are many elements that he'd like to copy as mayor.
I don't believe a word this schmuck says.
Most importantly, Eric Adams is a son of a bitch.
Every cop that knew him hated him.
He makes it like he grew up watching cops beat up blacks and that he joined to clean up the police force.
That is a bunch of bullshit.
But he did not hesitate to constantly attack and criticize other cops.
Yes, I've heard this.
At every turn over their behavior towards blacks and claim they are prejudiced.
He even started a whole controversy and attacked Ray Kelly, calling him a racist.
He eventually had to retire from the police force due to behavioral issues and was charged, administratively, on three counts, though he's only convicted of one and got a slap on the wrist over it, 15 days off vacation.
In short, Curtis Schliwa, now it's listed here as Slewa, but I heard Curtis say, Shiel Schliwa.
Is the only option.
He's a great man and truly the only one that has our boys in blues backs.
Curtis has all this info and is waiting to release it.
Once the primary is over, if Adams wins and they debate.
Fuck Eric Adams, that lying, disingenuous cunt.
I like you more than a friend.
Thank you for your letter.
We agree.
Son of a bitch.
I don't want to formally endorse him in case that's used against him, but at least he's a fucking New Yorker.
The guy grew up around Coney Island.
As Gavin Wax says, his dad was a pigeon and his mom was a rat.
Not a snitch.
We mean the animal.
All right, let's hit the final video, yo.
True.
We had alluded to this earlier.
We told you to get out of cities.
They're on fire.
And here's life in urban America today.
Let's make it nice and big.
Let's have a gay old time.
Oh, shit.
Oh, fuck.
You ever seen a Transformer explode?
It's like brighter than the sun.
The sound is haunting.
It's Ghostbusters level.
Yeah, it is.
But you notice they're hanging out of the truck.
It's probably stolen.
Oh, wow.
Looks like the wrath of God right there.
Anyway, there you have it, folks.
Great show.
We tried to embrace wokeism.
We wanted to go mainstream.
We want to be up there with rebels like Rage Against the Machine, Nike, Nike, the Foo Fighters, Best Buy, Walmart.
Who else is really woke?
Downtown Boys, all of these people that are embracing anti-Americanism.
We tried it, but we ended up crapping on moms and kids and black people.
And that's just not who we are.
As conservatives with a libertarian bent, we tend to respect all pro-Western beings and want them to do well no matter what their background is.
So being woke felt fascist.
And as anti-fascists, we're going to have to go back to the right where we belong.
Because that's all about personal liberty and getting the government the fuck out of the way.
Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
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