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June 11, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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GOML LIVE #102 - WHITE BOY SUMMER

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	I swear to God, bitch, as soon as you get a bag, these bitches wanna take it from me.
	Take it from me.
	Yeah.
	I met a bad little shorty in the powder dance.
	Getting to the bag like it was her only chance.
	Rich bitch.
	No no no with them bands.
	Said fuck it.
	Then she went and made her only fans.
	Hot boy, white boy summer.
	Got your favorite Instagram.
	Chet Hanks, yo.
	Where's the remote for the AC?
	Yo, what's up?
	When I first heard that it was officially white boy summer, I thought it was some sort of cool thing, like it's okay to be white kind of thing, where we're all gonna be stopping seeing people like Nick Fuentes as Satan and relax a little bit.
	But no, it means wigger summer.
	That's what it really means.
	What did that mean at the beginning?
	Every time you got the bag, the girls want it.
	It means Coke?
	The bag of money, usually, or maybe Coke.
	But like, go back to the Jamaican flag.
	He's like, I know you think it's weird that I'm doing a black accent, but here I'll do a Jamaican accent.
	I'm just an accent guy.
	I mean, what else are you going to do?
	If you're in your 20s in LA, you're a billionaire, your dad's rich, you never had to work a day in your life, party.
	Right?
	And if you're partying, you have to party with sluts.
	Because other women are like in college and doing stuff.
	So you're with sluts?
	Where are you going to end up?
	In hip-hop.
	Stop hate.
	I like, this is the same as that movie Monster, Baby Monster.
	What was it?
	Where Angelina Jolie's ex overcomes his racism by fucking Hallie Berry.
	Was that just a P lip?
	Oh yeah, that should not be on YouTube.
	I think it's more like a bunch of ingrown hairs in her taint.
	Yo, ingrown hairs in a taint.
	Ingrow his hands in a motherfucking taint, yo.
	No, look up Hallie Berry monster.
	Oh, monster's ball, yeah.
	It was such a retarded premise that, look, I know we're all racist, but you need to overcome that.
	And you go, okay, I should do that.
	I'm into it.
	What do I do?
	Well, this protagonist fucked the prettiest black girl in the world.
	So he overcame it.
	So let them blow you.
	That's how you overcome your racism?
	Lionsgate.
	That's pretty, yeah, that's a bold and progressive stance.
	Let them blow you.
	What's next?
	You're going to let them do your farming?
	Plays a racist cop who lets supermodels blow him as a way to bring the country together.
	It works.
	Wait, my daddy's racist.
	I'll let you blow me.
	He's not horny enough.
	You should let her blow you.
	She's beautiful.
	I've always loved her.
	Blood man wants to let me blow him.
	We got a hope.
	We got a future, Sean.
	No one draws with no backing on their paper.
	You don't draw with just a piece of paper on your leg.
	The pencil will go through.
	Wait, that's going to bug me all day.
	Go back to that.
	Yeah, that gives me like anxiety.
	I remember when you would like draw on your lap and it goes.
	Yeah.
	And he's using a pencil.
	Look, how irritating is that?
	He's drawing on his balls.
	That's a hell of a hard-on you got there.
	Wait, I think he does have a clip hat.
	Where?
	See the little metal thing on the floor?
	Oh, few.
	Okay, sorry, everyone.
	Speaking of shows, David Cho's show looks really good on FX.
	He has a show now?
	Yeah, David Cho.
	David Cho, just stop doing that.
	He talks like he's an American Indian with a toothpick in his mouth.
	Hey, I'm David Cho.
	I like to interview people, especially Maggie Longclaws, because she's pregnant.
	I want to challenge myself to do the best portraits I've ever done, but also get amazing interviews where I can learn about myself.
	It's not going the way I want.
	How are you feeling?
	I don't mean okay.
	I mean three.
	Three.
	What are we doing?
	I've interviewed at least 20 people here in this living room.
	Are you gonna tell me that you cleaned up for me?
	I talk to them, I get to know them, and then I do a portrait of them.
	I remember thinking they might catch me.
	Two bowls and balls was on my shoulders.
	I didn't want to live this way.
	Heartbreak, chaos, trauma is making me a better artist.
	When you might be here.
	I love David.
	I discovered him.
	We've been very close for a while.
	That looks pretty awesome.
	It doesn't look cool.
	It looks sort of like Midnight Gospel, where they do a podcast and then they animate it.
	So it looks like it's sort of three components.
	An interview, the portrait at the end, but then juxtaposed with all kinds of post-animation and other shit to color it up.
	Because podcasts are for audio.
	If you're doing video, you should do another component.
	Which sports fucking commentary has got to figure out.
	Guys, you suck.
	You look like shit.
	And to look at like the Michael Kay show where it's just a microphone and he's got a portrait on his desk that takes up half the screen and it's off screen.
	What are you doing, dude?
	And there's no, they don't cut to video.
	They don't do anything.
	You're just looking at guys talking.
	You're like, that's audio.
	That's radio.
	Video has to have another component.
	Look at this.
	Look at those pictures.
	What's the one cut off in the background?
	Like, what the fuck kind of said is this?
	With Your glasses all furry and in your face?
	Furry?
	I meant fuzzy.
	Like today, for example, I want to take you through a 40-minute expose on Big Ed because I thought he was gone.
	He's back.
	I missed.
	I tried to watch 90 Day Fiancé and I couldn't watch it anymore.
	I'll explain later.
	But Big Ed's got a gal.
	I think he's back with her, actually.
	Someone fucks that.
	She deserves the Nobel Fuck Prize.
	Liz.
	And she's a high-quality seven.
	Maybe a 6.8 with no makeup on when she's hungover.
	I mean, definitely something that you would marry.
	And he's just a shitstain.
	Anyway, I really want to explore his shitstainenness.
	But before we do, Tactical Walls Father's Day special.
	What?
	Is it Father's Day this weekend?
	I think so.
	Huh.
	I wonder what I'm going to get.
	It's funny.
	On Mother's Day, everything a woman wants is like, I want a spa.
	I want to get as far away from the kids as possible.
	Leave me alone.
	Get me breakfast in bed.
	On Father's Day, it's like, let's do something with the kids.
	And don't give me breakfast in bed.
	I don't want to lie on my back and eat a bun.
	Get some fucking eggs all over the pillow.
	I'll have a coffee.
	Let's do something.
	That's because men are better than women.
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	Hidden shelves.
	Of course, I can't have a handgun, so my hidden shelf just has beers in it.
	But if you live in a normal state, you can have your handgun there right by the door.
	My favorite thing they have is the issue box.
	It's a tissue box that you pick up and there's a gun in it.
	A great place to hide a gun from thieves is in a book.
	They should make those.
	Hey, Tactical Walls, if you're watching, cut out a book.
	Because that's the safest place to hide your stuff.
	Let's dope.
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	Check it out.
	What's this?
	Okay, we got to jump right into racism as it's our favorite subject.
	We hate it, though.
	We hate that we have to talk about it all the time, but it's all you talk about in the modern news, so we have to address it.
	But I'm ascertified that this is going to take up the whole half hour before we get to Big Ed.
	So I have to talk about Maya and the flag.
	Let's talk about racism that was racist, guys.
	You still haven't figured out how to not be showing the player at the beginning of that, right?
	Yes.
	What is this?
	If I know, like, ahead of time, it takes about three real-time seconds for it to go away, so.
	Okay.
	So you know this story by now, right?
	It's a couple days old, but we got to cover it because it's fucking awesome.
	What's 1-5?
	Okay, so this is what started it all.
	She went to Long Island to visit a dear friend.
	I fucking hate the term dear friend.
	And the left, the woke left, sees flags, the American flag, not just the Trump flag, but the American flag, the Trump flag, POW-MIA flag, of course the Confederate flag, but we don't have to go that far.
	Any kind of U.S. Marines flag.
	My bar had a bunch of flags on top.
	It included a Trump flag, and there was a big local campaign to get these racist flags taken down.
	You see, America is racist.
	So if you love America, you are a racist.
	And if you're a racist, you celebrate whiteness.
	And to celebrate whiteness is to say, I'm better than blacks.
	And you're very particular about white, too.
	You don't include Jews or anyone.
	And you want all of them to leave.
	I guess Asians have to go back to Asia.
	So this guy, this boat, is saying whites are better than all the other races.
	And all other races, I guess they either know their place and never look me in the eyes and just keep doing my dry cleaning, or they have to go back.
	I'm not exactly sure how they think that whites, patriotic whites want, I'm not sure what they think is going to happen to minorities in this scenario.
	But they definitely have to be seen as an other and less than, right?
	That's the narrative.
	Now that is fucking insane for so many reasons.
	The biggest of which being America is a group of ragtag misfits who came together and said, let's stop talking about class and race and all this other shit and just build a place on meritocracy.
	If you're here and you respect Christianity, you don't have to be Christian, by the way, but you should respect it as it's the building block of the country.
	But you're here, you respect the country, its values.
	You want to work hard, you're in.
	Like that weird Indian dude who owns the Panthers, the Florida football club.
	He came here from India.
	He was doing body shop, buddy, doing a great job.
	Then he starts a chain of body shops.
	Maybe I got the wrong guy.
	I saw him on 60 Minutes once.
	He's a very Indian dude.
	And, oh, that's him with the headband, isn't it?
	Shaheed Khan.
	In one of the pictures there?
	No, in your pictures.
	The bottom row of pictures?
	Is that him?
	No, Ryan, are you fucking blind?
	Above that with the headband.
	How can you not see that?
	Oh, it's a hat.
	Yeah, that's the guy.
	Who's he now?
	Oh, of course it's in an article about how racist pro-ownership is.
	And I'm using it to talk about how great America is.
	Yeah, well, it's kind of hard to own a football team here.
	I'm sorry, they're not all ethnic.
	But anyway, that guy comes along, Shalit Khan.
	He goes from body shops to owning a football team.
	And it's not like people are going, fucking Packy owns this football team.
	That sucks.
	When they are waving American flags at his games, they are pumped about their team, and that includes him.
	That's America.
	That's what Trump means.
	That's what American flags mean.
	Anyway, let's hear her insane fucking take.
	I was on Long Island this weekend visiting a really dear friend, and I was really disturbed.
	I saw, you know, dozens and dozens of pickup trucks with explicatives against Joe Biden.
	Stop, stop.
	What the fuck are explicatives?
	This woman is on the board at the New York Times, and she is retarded.
	I'm going to show you in a second that she was the imbecile who thought $500 million given to America would be a million dollars per American.
	$500 million, there's about almost 500 million of us.
	Someone gets a million, right?
	Like that is...
	Explicative is a word, and it's not the word she was looking for.
	What's explicative mean?
	It's serving to explain logically what's contained in the subject.
	So she meant expletive.
	Yes.
	Sorry, that's just as bad.
	Anyway, they were saying explicatives.
	Actually, they were yelling explicatives, and you mis-explic them.
	Trump flags, and some cases, just dozens of American flags, which is also just disturbing because essentially the message was clear.
	It was, this is my country.
	This is not your country.
	I own this.
	And so until we're ready to have that conversation, this is going to continue.
	As long as they see Americanness as the same as one with whiteness.
	Isn't that amazing?
	She is conflating Americanness with whiteness, and then she's saying these other people have to get over it and stop doing that.
	That's the same as religious Puritans seeing everything as Satan.
	Oh, I dropped my jelly piece on the ground and it landed jelly first.
	Satan has clearly infiltrated the kitchen and is ruining my jam sandwiches.
	Like they push this whiteness thing into everything around them until a bunch of patriotic people that are pissed with pickled peppers and that Trump didn't win the election is somehow all about her and her blackness.
	No, bitch.
	No one cares about you.
	She didn't fix her picture frames after the earthquake.
	What the fuck?
	Maybe like ordering them and making them...
	She's dumb to put up pictures.
	Look at how the white-framed one is touching the wood one.
	I have a theory that she thinks that leveling them off is actually a sign of whiteness.
	That's the order of.
	Any DeFranco, the feminist folk star, says, I don't like right angles.
	Those are not my rules.
	Nice.
	She believes that too.
	We have to figure out how to get every American a place at the table in this democracy, but how to separate American-ness, America, from whiteness.
	Until we can confront that and talk about that, this is really going to continue.
	I was on Long Island this weekend visiting a really weird.
	What a fucking weirdo.
	Talk about the dictionary definition of a snowflake.
	You're offended by Trump signs.
	And yeah, I think those people do hate you.
	You know why?
	Because you're a stupid bitch at the New York Times that is obsessed with woke politics and is ruining this country by dragging us all back to pre-MLK days.
	Because you're such a mental midget, it's all you really know.
	You can't be challenged with stats and numbers and real facts.
	The story exploded.
	What's 1-6?
	Oh yeah, there it is.
	I think America has officially had enough of woke.
	And I think the tipping point was critical race theory.
	They started saying children in our schools have to learn how much they suck and that they're white and white is bad.
	And I think the average apolitical American has said, no, wait a minute, wait a minute.
	I didn't mind when anarchists were burning down Portland.
	I've never been.
	But now that you want to come to my school and tell my kids they suck, we're out.
	There was a good JP Grime, G Prime85 cartoon about it, 17, where she sees these trucks and a kid with a flag.
	Yeah, so she sees all this as like whiteness and how she doesn't belong.
	Mara, this is how I see you.
	This is what I see.
	I mean, I like how the American flags also don't sort of calm her down and go, oh, they're just patriotic.
	There's no Confederate flags or anything.
	No, that makes it worse.
	Because Trump is the KKK.
	And if you have a Trump flag and an American flag, it means KKK in America for everyone.
	I thought this was interesting.
	Charlotte Clymer added to the story and wants you to know that she knows what Mara Gay is talking about.
	Boy, she must have had it rough in grade school with a name like Gay, right?
	I'll speak for myself here, says Charlotte.
	I've folded countless American flags for the loved ones of fallen service members.
	Oh, Charlotte must be in the military.
	And when I see this, all I can think is, yeah, that person is definitely an asshole and most likely a coward.
	So I'm military.
	I've dealt with fallen, but so I'm good at seeing things in context.
	And when I see that, I think, asshole, coward.
	I don't, you know what I see?
	I see a guy who runs a pressure washer company who has 12 employees and he has been screwed recently with taxes and he's having trouble getting out, getting his head above water.
	He's had to lay guys off and he's fucking pissed because not just two years ago, his company was seeing unprecedented sales and he was about to hire Three new people, including his son-in-law, who's been down on his luck and had just married his daughter.
	And he thought, I'll give Eddie a job until he can get on his feet, or maybe he could eventually take over the company.
	That's how things were going, and that's why he loved America because when you let it roam free, money starts happening.
	Get out the fucking way.
	And then Biden comes along and gets in the way, and he thinks, fuck you.
	And she takes that as, I don't like black people.
	What?
	On Long Island?
	So you remember who Charlotte Clymer is, right?
	Actually, go back and click on the tweet.
	Or was it a tweet?
	Or was it a picture of a tweet?
	No, it's a tweet.
	So click on Charlotte herself.
	Oh, it's a picture of a tweet.
	Because you look at the picture, if you could zoom in, maybe, and you're like, she's kind of pretty.
	Is that the chick from the X-Files?
	Oh, is it the chick from like Legally Blonde?
	No, she doesn't quite look like that.
	And then I looked her up.
	Wait a minute.
	That looks familiar.
	My God.
	That's that weird giant beast who dyed his eyebrows blonde and it grew out his hair and is now a woman, covered in makeup.
	He's also the guy that is so big and strong and broad-shouldered, which is why we needed him in the military.
	He's now a human meme that perfectly describes why men and women are different.
	Remember this?
	No doubt instructing this frightened young woman on the proper way to do the feminisms.
	Look at the shoulders.
	Now, I couldn't find the original, original one, but remember the one that's about a paragraph of explaining like his shoulders, his demeanor, her submissive demeanor, and how this perfectly shows you how men and women are different.
	Like if I was doing a class on how men and women have different vibes, I would use that picture.
	And I'd say, ignore the part where the guy's in a dress, because besides that, this is a great example of the difference between men and women.
	The New York Times was very upset that we were laughing at Maya Gay.
	And they wanted you to know, even though we saw a fuck ton of context just then, that New York Times editorial board member Mara Gay's comments on MSNBC have been irresponsibly taken out of context.
	Can you talk about context when you watch a clip for like a minute?
	I mean, my quotes get taken out of context.
	They take two words.
	Her argument was that Trump and many of his supporters have politicized the American flag.
	The attacks on her today are ill-informed and grounded in bad faith.
	I guarantee you that that person who wrote that tweet is another affirmative action hire who's way out of her depth and has to say stupid shit like that because no one with any kind of IQ wants that stupid job.
	And just to remind you who Maya Gay is, as I said earlier, she's the one who thinks that Bloomberg spending $500 million on his campaign is enough.
	Well, $500 million is obviously the same as $500 trillion.
	And if you had $500 trillion, you definitely have 327 million.
	Wait, trillion.
	So you could give each 327 million people in America a million each.
	So 500 million times 500 is 500 trillion.
	She seems to think 500 million is 500 trillion because you could divide it all up.
	Scroll down and you can see the actual clip.
	Now, what I would say if someone said that is I'd say, okay, if someone had 500 oranges, is that enough oranges for every American?
	If million is too complicated for you, let's make them oranges.
	If there was 327 people, it would work just fine.
	500 million is 500 units.
	The unit in this case is a million, but the unit could be an orange.
	And furthermore, we've heard of things that generate 500 million.
	Like I think Avatar grossed 800 million.
	So wait a minute.
	If Avatar was feeling generous, or maybe their profits are 800 million, if someone's feeling generous like Avatar, they could make every American a millionaire?
	Do it then.
	No, my dear.
	If you divide 500 million by 331 million, whatever we are, you get about $1.83 each.
	And I love how Brian...
	So first this dumb tweet goes out and everyone laughs at it, but she brings it to a show with Brian Williams.
	And then Brian Williams is like, I love it.
	It's so true.
	I never thought of that before.
	So the left has an IQ problem is what we're learning here.
	Beating this guy, he could do it.
	Absolutely.
	Somebody tweeted recently that actually with the money he spent, he could have given every American a million dollars.
	Got it.
	Let's put it up on screen.
	I got it.
	We've all seen it.
	So wait a minute.
	To say I've got it.
	Now the editor there has seen it.
	The production, the producers, the line producers, the manager of the show, like everyone involved in that show has seen that and went, yep, let's get it up.
	Three American million dollars.
	I've got it.
	Let's put it up on the screen.
	When I read it tonight on social media, it kind of all became clear.
	Bloomberg spent $500 million on ads.
	U.S. population, $327 million.
	Don't tell us if you're ahead of us on the math.
	He could have given each American $1 million and have had lunch money left over.
	It's an incredible way of putting it.
	Yeah, it is.
	It's an incredible way.
	It sure is, Brian.
	In the true definition of incredible.
	It's true.
	It's disturbing.
	By the way, Brian Williams, if you recall, not only is he the guy who lied during Katrina and said bodies are floating past him in the French district where there was no flooding, but he's also the guy who watched his daughter get her ass eaten on HBO's Girls and said the following about it.
	This is how you know he's a fucking liar and a moron.
	For us, watching her is the family occupation, and everybody has to remember it's acting.
	No animals were harmed during the filming, and ideally, nobody gets hurt.
	That's what he thought when he saw someone eating his daughter's ass on HBO.
	And I'll end this rant with just a final piece of proof that the left has an IQ problem and show you.
	Okay, there's some things that you probably don't know, but I know because I'm a genius.
	And one of them is: if a person is hung, you say he's hanged.
	A thing is hung, a person is hanged.
	So you go and hang someone.
	It's kind of counterintuitive.
	It's weird that just one particular thing gets this conjugation of a verb, but a person is hanged.
	Now, I learned that because I edited a magazine for 15 years.
	Controller, even though it's spelled Comptroller, I learned it was controller because I ran a company and we had a controller.
	And that's how I learned.
	So you're forgiven if you've never edited a magazine.
	You can be forgiven for not knowing people are hanged.
	And if you've never had a company that had a controller, you can be forgiven for not knowing how to pronounce controller because it's spelled weird.
	If you're doing a commercial for the city's controller, you had better fucking know how to pronounce it.
	And if you're running for city controller, you definitely have to know how to pronounce it.
	Yet none of them do.
	In fact, look, Amber's just learned what she calls a comp troller like a couple months ago or last month.
	It's the person that handles the finance.
	Okay?
	It's the grand poo bah of the accountants.
	Is that America Ferreira?
	She's turned into a strange mouse.
	Zoe Chow.
	Who gives out complimentary tickets and then trolls the people that receive those complimentary tickets?
	You got a free ticket, you idiot.
	A comptroller is what I don't know how to use, so I can't change the channel.
	Somebody who writes stupid stuff on social media just to disrupt things.
	That's the same joke.
	They just both do the troll joke.
	With a computer built into it.
	A controller is like a freak who has to just control every single thing.
	A comptroller is the person that takes one of those old Atari joysticks, the black.
	Hold on a sec.
	Hold on a sec.
	This guy doesn't know how to say controller, and he was Obama's like cultural advisor or something.
	I don't have no idea who the fuck those other people are.
	In the corner, the plush button, and beats the game.
	Hi.
	Hi, Brad Lander.
	And I'm actually running for New York City Comptroller.
	The Comptroller is not.
	He's running for New York City Comptroller, and he pronounces it Comptroller.
	I mean, I didn't know clowns were retards, but Clown World is retard world.
	Look it up before you do the commercial at least.
	Why does it matter?
	Because we need an economic recovery that works for everyone.
	Oh.
	Oh.
	Okay.
	Duh.
	I knew that.
	Okay.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Oh, okay.
	That Asian one is the only one doing an okay job of acting through this.
	But sure.
	So now that you know, I hope you vote for me for New York City Company on June 20th.
	You were too lazy to look up your own fucking job.
	Okay, I want to get to Big Ed for a bit here, but you don't deserve to see Big Ed and his gorgeous new girlfriend that he cheated on and threw to the curb like human garbage.
	I mean, you got to hand it to him.
	If someone looks like a fucking bizarre mutant that no one would fuck and is also a dwarf and an asshole and manages to get a finally get a chick and then throws her down into the garbage, you got to be kind of impressed.
	Not bad.
	But that's for the people who pay for Censored.tv.
	$10 a month.
	That's, what, 35 cents a day?
	It's a beer.
	Depending where you live, in Manhattan, it's a beer a month.
	Probably where you are, it's three beers a month.
	The point is, it's nothing.
	And I am just the tip of the iceberg.
	Jim Goad's got two shows.
	Josh Denny's got a show.
	We've got Lotus, Gavin Wax, Isabelle O'Reilly.
	We've got so many shows that I sometimes get mad every time I say this because I always leave someone out.
	We've got piles of archives with free speech debates with Candace Owens and what's his name?
	Dr. Corey Booker, I was going to say.
	Cornell West.
	Cornell West.
	Anthony Kumi of Opi and Anthony and I do a show.
	Piles and piles of stuff on a daily basis.
	I actually don't want it to be too much because I don't want you watching too much TV, but you don't need anything else at all.
	And the most common message I get from people about this network is, you make me feel sane.
	Because though we're seen as Gigi Allen and the most radical people on earth, you and I are moderates.
	We're 2004 liberals.
	And we turn on the TV and we get told about whiteness and critical race theory and how Marxism is normal and how America was built on slavery and all the statues need to come down.
	And we think, is it me?
	Am I nuts?
	No, you're not nuts.
	You're normal.
	You're rational.
	You're from pre-clown world.
	And this, this network is a time capsule that manages to freeze sanity pre-clown world and barrel through this fucking frozen shit like a snow piercer.
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	All right, we've now got a deep dive on Big Ed and the way he manipulates women and how, you know, I don't like men getting bashed, but I'm about to bash men because he represents, he personifies the worst we have to offer.
	We'll cut to that, but we'll also cut off the freebie part and go behind the paywall.
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	Stop hiding.
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	We got it, boys.
	We just got to get the outro.
	Boom.
	We got it.
	Actually, fuck it.
	We got it.
	Yeah.
	White boy Summer.
	Yeah.
	Man.
	16.
	Sucker Dunkin' and Dummy Dodging all day.
	You know what I'm saying?
	Real 16.
	That's the one you can do it if you want to.
	But shout out to my LA chicks on some LA shit.
	Eating sushi.
	I can find all the sons that drip.
	You know, the boy got nice because I'm the one with the drip.
	West on most.
	You know, when you're younger, you do horrible things to women.
	It's just part of growing up, I guess.
	They do horrible things to you, but not really.
	They fall into love with you, I guess.
	And you give them your heart, your soul, you make them a mixtape, then they dump you.
	It happens to every man once.
	And then he swears revenge on all of female kind.
	And then he gets revenge.
	And then he gets into a loving relationship.
	And then everything's normal.
	But there's that once burnt, twice shy, then the revenge stage, and then you're a good person.
	And I have manipulated women, probably for revenge after them dumping me.
	I remember this one girl, I dumped her on speakerphone with my friends.
	And as she was crying, I was going to them and then going, I just feel like we're at a point where I don't know who I am and I don't know who you are.
	And she's like, really?
	I'm not proud of that.
	That was 23 years old.
	I'm 50 now, okay?
	So take it easy.
	But you look back at that part of you and you think, that was like an evil little demon who was in me.
	What if I could take that out of my body and look at it?
	Well, if you could, that thing would look like big Ed.
	This is the personification of the worst thing you've ever done to a woman, including rape.
	If we got any rapists out there, here's you.
	Here's the part of you that raped her.
	Here's why you're in prison for 15 years, you fucker.
	Oh my God.
	Like, you don't have the two things on your shoulder, the angel and the devil.
	This is the devil one.
	Now, I had not checked in on him.
	When he fucked that child in the Philippines, I just thought, oh, we'll never see him again.
	He's disgusting.
	And I assume someone will have him killed.
	Like, isn't that what we do in the modern world of pedophiles?
	He's 54.
	She was 24.
	But what do you do if you're a pedophile and you want to fuck a child without going to prison?
	You find a petite, young-looking Filipino and you go to her little village while lying about how tall you are and everything and pretending you want to have kids.
	And then you go, fuck her.
	Oh my God.
	And then once you're done that, you're not that horny anymore.
	And you tell her to shave her legs and mouthwash.
	That's back when we were watching 90 Day Fiancé.
	Now there's a new one on Discovery Plus called 90 Day Fiancé Single Life.
	And Ed is not only back, he's getting pussy, and it's great pussy.
	Like, look at this.
	I couldn't get that.
	Maybe at the peak of my vice career when I was 29, I may have been able to get her.
	She's 29.
	What the fuck is going on here?
	Now, there's some theories I have.
	One is when you are this shitty of a person, like ugly-wise, I mean, what is he at a 10?
	He's a three, two, two, three.
	I would say, yeah, three, because there is some handsomeness like here.
	If you put that on someone else in Photoshop.
	So he's a three.
	So the options are one, she's an interable relationshipist.
	Remember those girls?
	There was that girl who's with the guy who's a gimp in the chair, and he has little, he basically has the body of a praying mantis and a giant head, and they fuck and suck and party, and he dominates the relationship from his chair.
	So maybe nature, when you're that shitty of a person, like looks-wise, body-wise, nature, you naturally develop this ability to manipulate people.
	Because if you don't, you know, in cave days, you're going to get a giant rock on your head.
	You're weak.
	No one wants you around.
	You're a danger to the pack.
	You're going to hold us back.
	It's like, no, no, you don't want to kill me.
	I'm actually the leader of the pack.
	You see, I have the ideas.
	I run Barter Town.
	Me and Blaster run Barter Town.
	So these women get seduced by their, I don't know, high IQ survival instinct, whatever.
	So that's one option.
	The other option is sort of part of that, where it's an interable relationship, but instead of being manipulated by the guy, it's this strange perversion on the woman's side where she's like, I like that he's weak.
	I have this maternal instinct and I'm helping the child and fucking the child and I'm depraved.
	So it's possible like with you, you couldn't find the other relationship?
	What's it called?
	Inter-able relationships?
	Inter, yeah, I think that's it.
	And in that case, it's not the male who's depraved, it's the female.
	And a third option, of course, is that she's just a fucking fame-hungry whore who...
	There they are.
	Which is this out of the three possibilities?
	Because the third possibility, I wasn't quite done saying that's fame.
	I want to be famous.
	So all three, he's manipulating her, she's depraved, or she wants to be famous.
	And then, of course, there's all of the above.
	Let's hear them talk.
	Life together.
	My love for Shane is definitely both physical and emotional.
	I love his personality.
	He's a wonderful boyfriend.
	We definitely connect physically.
	I love his body and everything.
	I love his body.
	Okay, can you just take me back to when you were like a 14-year-old girl and I asked you to draw what your future husband will look like and you drew a prince and now you're stuck kissing a frog every night?
	In the case of Liz, she's kissing a toad.
	And it's worse than this.
	Actually, who's worse?
	The frog or the toad?
	I'm not sure.
	But something's up with this.
	And in clown world, everyone has to smile.
	If it's not an able-bodied white male, you have to smile.
	Well, I'm not smiling.
	Something's fucked up here.
	And often, not smiling and being a patriarch and being a judgmental bigot like me, you end up sort of protecting the weak.
	And in this case, I think it's quite likely, I think I'm going for the number two, or maybe it was the, yeah, the number one, where this guy's just a master manipulator.
	He's master of Master Blaster, Road Warrior, Mad Max.
	And she's Barter Town.
	She's Tina Turner.
	And he's dominating her with his, I don't want to say superior IQ, but definitely higher level of tenacity.
	Anyway, this is them.
	I guess their first date?
	What?
	It's cute.
	It's cute.
	So, um.
	Hopefully I get to sleep here.
	And she's a particular kind of hot, too.
	She's not like Ashley St. Clair or Isabella Riley where they're too hot.
	She's like a girl next door kind of hot, little bit plump, ethnically ambiguous, like one of those Latinas who dyed her hair blonde to sort of throw you off.
	And then the big glasses and the off-kilter teeth.
	Like, that's the kind of girl that you end up fucking on the side.
	And then you realize, I think I'm just going to marry this bitch.
	This is great.
	Get to sleep here.
	This is the one.
	Because there's a sofa.
	I have a great surprise for you.
	Oh, yes.
	Look at that.
	A piece of pie, a piece of cake.
	Thanks.
	Champagne.
	Like, how is this working on her?
	Apparently, they were friends for a while.
	He went to kiss her and she said no.
	And then they just became friends.
	And eventually, she was unable to resist this.
	Hey, dude, see if you can find what humans are going to look like in like 10,000 years.
	It was in a bunch of magazines.
	And they took, you know, we started like this and then we're up and then we're normal.
	And they kept going with all the different things.
	I guess we're going to have bigger thumbs from computers.
	And they discovered this hideous looking dude.
	What did you type in?
	Nope.
	This was like Smithsonian.
	Yeah, there it is.
	That's what we're going to look like in the future.
	We're all going to look like Big Ed.
	So someday soon, he's going to be a male model.
	How is that different from Big Ed?
	Okay, anyway, go back to their seduction.
	The reason I don't think...
	I'm changing my mind actually right now about the master manipulator thesis hypothesis is we're watching it live and he's terrible.
	Champagne with a fucking strawberry?
	You'd have to go to the Philippines for that to be impressive.
	Look at her.
	She's...
	What is she?
	I like the gums, the way they're at an angle.
	That's...
	I think...
	Is she scared of being hurt so she thinks that he won't hurt her?
	That was a mistake.
	Yeah.
	I think that's a seven.
	That's a seven.
	She could be on the cover of seven magazine, though.
	Thanks for being a yes.
	Liz and I are having a good time.
	I think we're both reading the same signs.
	And I'm going for the kiss.
	Because I'm on a roll.
	I'm lopsided.
	I'm on a roll.
	That's my plan.
	Oh, damn.
	So you're here.
	I am here.
	So I did it.
	You did do it.
	I did it right.
	I'm just so nervous around you.
	It just took me a while to get used to your beautiful face.
	It took me a while to get used to you.
	Yeah, because you're fucking two.
	Maybe the cameras is part of the seduction?
	I mean, there's a guy holding a boom right now.
	Do you feel like a movie star, maybe?
	Burn.
	Anyways, thank you for that.
	I don't know.
	He's a nerd.
	He's not funny.
	Okay, I'm abandoning the crafty guy.
	The one with the fucked up praying mantis body, I'm still maintaining that it could be nature giving him a great manipulation tool.
	He's also rich, by the way, that previous guy.
	But I am officially, as of right now, abandoning the he's a great charmer thing.
	That's not the case here.
	I just ask you this.
	It's just so crazy.
	But can I kiss you?
	Don't make it weird.
	I won't.
	Oh, thank you.
	Did her dad rape her or something?
	What's with her self-esteem?
	Now I can relax.
	Now we can be normal.
	Yes.
	Wow.
	I mean, I'm having the most generic reaction in the world.
	There's not one person on earth who isn't going right now.
	I think we all are...
	It's beholden upon us to try to figure out why.
	We're giving up on the manipulation angle.
	The famous angle is still going strong.
	And she's a pervert.
	I think I'm giving up on that.
	Because there's no way this can be a fetish.
	Right?
	He is.
	We went to Mulberry Street during the feast once, the San Jannaro feast in Little Italy here in New York City.
	And it's a bunch of, it's fun.
	It's stupid.
	There's good food and it's a mess and it's dirty and it's very Italian and touristy.
	And you pay money and you see a guy with the body of a snake.
	And it's a guy with his head sticking out.
	And then there's a fake snake stuck to the hole.
	And you're like, oh, the snake has a head.
	And then it's like, pay five bucks and see the smallest woman in the world.
	And I'm with my girlfriend who's now my wife.
	I was like, okay, we'll see the smallest woman in the world.
	And we walk in.
	It's like trailer size.
	And we walk on the corner.
	It's the smallest woman in the fucking world.
	It's that size.
	She was that size.
	It wasn't her.
	But it was her.
	And she was wearing a ski jacket in a little chair.
	And I think it was a ski jacket for a dolly.
	And she was, and it was cold that night.
	And I just go, uh-uh, like, I don't know what face to make.
	And I go, hi.
	And she goes, you know, with a little Elmo voice.
	Hello.
	Someone later said to me, I've told this story 9 million times.
	You probably heard it.
	They go, why didn't you just give her 20 bucks?
	And yes, of course.
	Why didn't I give her a fucking thousand bucks?
	Jesus Christ, she's literally a freak.
	What is she going to buy?
	This American doll clothes?
	I don't know, a drone to fly around town and shoot people with bottle rockets and tell people she's a new Spider-Man villain?
	And then Suisa went, hey, okay, and walked away.
	It was very disturbing.
	So in that instance, I paid my $5 and I fucking got my money's worth, that's for sure.
	If you went to the circus, and I'm not talking about 1836, I'm talking about 2021, and they said, come see Toadman or come see Future Man.
	Want to see what humans will look like in a thousand years?
	Well, we've got one.
	Yeah, time traveling Future Man.
	And you'd be like, okay.
	And then you walk in, there was Big Ed.
	Like, you'd go, that's my money's worth.
	This is not a ripoff.
	This is not a snake with a human head.
	This is a bona fide freak.
	You don't feel ripped off if you pay money to see him.
	And I guess that's what we do when we tune into the show, right?
	We're paying to watch a freak.
	But what's her motive?
	Thank you for being in my life.
	I love it.
	That's manipulative.
	Your lips really taste good.
	Yeah, they look delicious, actually.
	I've been waiting for that kiss for two months.
	So that was amazing.
	Oh, my God.
	I'm still afraid.
	I'm still scared of getting my heart broken, but I'm starting to feel something from her, which I never felt before.
	Left or right?
	What side do you like?
	Technically, you're supposed to be closest to the door.
	You're right.
	For protection.
	I'm thinking this is.
	In this case, I think we'll be safer if you're closest to the door.
	What's the toad gonna do?
	Hop on him?
	Give him warts?
	But if it doesn't work out.
	Here, can you just eat me out while I watch my shows?
	Sweet dreams.
	One more kiss.
	So they fuck.
	I love them.
	I'm just kidding.
	Good night.
	Good night.
	Oh.
	Did I include a video of them fucking?
	That was one.
	No, okay.
	So anyway, I saw another video where they're like, yeah, we had sex.
	And he goes, we had sex all night.
	It was great.
	And I've never not been the top.
	And she's like, I had to teach him a few things.
	It was embarrassing and gay and gross.
	And then they go to LA, right?
	And she meets his daughter.
	She's younger than his daughter.
	The guy's a fucking pervert.
	And so she doesn't like this girl as one's daughter would not.
	And so she goes, I'm just going to get out of here because the daughter and her friend are treating her like shit.
	She goes, I'm just going to get out of here.
	So she leaves, all perfectly reasonable.
	So this is him coming to see her after their fight, which is really not a fight.
	It's just her going, I don't feel like getting abused.
	You should come with me as my boyfriend and tell your daughter not to shit on me, but I'll take just going to the airport.
	Thanks.
	So I timestamped this, right?
	So he goes, when you left, I had a panic attack, which is, that makes me now think he's a manipulator again, because that's such a manipulative thing to say.
	And then she starts bawling her eyes out because she dared to hurt him.
	Yeah, now I'm back to manipulator.
	Okay, go before this.
	Look at his fucking evil face as she cries.
	I actually had a panic attack.
	Wait, go back, go back, go back.
	I don't use this.
	I use this.
	And what you do is you pull back.
	And because you shut down, it made me feel like I thought you were mad at me.
	But I couldn't shut up.
	I couldn't let it go.
	And I paid the price.
	Like when you left, I actually had a panic attack.
	Now look at his face.
	My powers are working.
	He's trying to make himself cry.
	But I didn't expect this.
	My defense mechanism is shutting down.
	Yeah, that's pretty normal.
	And I want to be left alone.
	I would hope that he would understand that, but he's not really listening to how I feel.
	And that's definitely hard.
	Okay, put some makeup on, please.
	You went down to five.
	I'm sorry.
	You're a really good person.
	You're a really good boyfriend.
	He just, you don't listen.
	But I know I could open up.
	You know what?
	He's such a master manipulator.
	He manipulated me.
	That beginning of being shitty at kissing and can I kiss you and the strawberry, that's him playing a role as a naive guy who's not good at courting because he's never really done it.
	And he's just a sweet freak from the circus.
	And here's a strawberry and some pie.
	See, I don't know how to do this.
	And then he comes there and he realizes I can manipulate this into, I can take this from I let my daughter abuse you until you left the whole fucking trip.
	I can turn that into you abandoned me and I'm going to make you cry for hurting me.
	It's just like one of my favorite songs, Getza or whatever it's called.
	You didn't have to cut me out.
	You know that song?
	Nigautier.
	Gautier, he dumps her.
	She's just a colostomy bag for his cum.
	He dumps her.
	He doesn't want to fuck her anymore.
	But then later on, he wants to fuck her.
	And he's like, you treat me like a stranger and it feels so rough.
	Yeah, because you dumped me.
	Who the fuck is dumping her, by the way?
	She could be...
	She could be...
	What's her name?
	Jody Abrams, the one who stabbed their boyfriend 28 times?
	She could be Jody Abrams and I'd still be like, we can work it out.
	I'll get stitches.
	Treat me like a stranger feels so rough means you don't let me fuck you anymore.
	I don't want to be in a relationship with you, but I still want blowjobs.
	Why are you so mean to me?
	I just want to be able to show up drunk at 3 in the morning and bang you from behind, and then you leave your own house to go get breakfast, and then I'll leave.
	God.
	Anyway, so he's exercising his rights, his powers.
	This relationship.
	I want to work on this relationship.
	And me too.
	I just want you to be happy.
	Why do you want to work on this relationship?
	Where are you?
	Am I who you want to be?
	You want a restaurant?
	And I mean, like, not who has that in their home?
	Not next week.
	Am I...
	Am I here forever?
	I feel like the relationship was very rushed, but yeah, I want you.
	But as far as forever, I don't think that's a fair question.
	Not that women crave a big dick, but there has to be something going on.
	Soon.
	But yeah, 4-11.
	What are you?
	5'6?
	Yeah, 5'7.
	Ryan is so small that when we go for a drive, he sits in my kid's baby seat, and Ryan would tower over Big Ed.
	I can cuddle up in it.
	I could lay lengthwise on it, actually.
	He stands in it.
	Yes.
	Because he wants to be able to see out the window.
	Okay, so this goes on, right?
	Is there anything else interesting in this one?
	We're almost done.
	Where are we in the video?
	Stubborn.
	Okay, so now they have the end of the season.
	We've missed this entire season, folks.
	Maybe you didn't.
	I had given up on Big Ed.
	The reason I gave up on this show is I was trying to watch with my daughter, and it was all Zoom calls.
	This was months ago.
	And I was like, I don't feel like watching people watch TV or watching people Zoom.
	Apparently, I missed a whole great fucking season.
	So here's Big Ed, right?
	And this is a very interesting clip because he's being analyzed.
	Oh, one thing that's not included in this is him giving her an abusive phone call.
	He's like, what the fuck are you doing?
	Saying you want to drive someone from the show home to Al Cahino.
	Fuck you.
	You're out of your fucking mind.
	She's like, stop talking to me like that.
	Stop abusing me.
	He goes, shut the fuck up, you idiot.
	So I was right at the beginning before I gave up on my original hypothesis.
	Master manipulator.
	And maybe if you were this hideous, you would be as good at being evil.
	Maybe you would be able to personify everything bad about mankind.
	Anyway, this is interesting because he's being his usual manipulative self, but she since caught him dumping her, then going to Vegas and fucking a bunch of what he calls sugar babies, which I assume are prostitutes, right?
	There's no way he's picking up girls.
	It's possible that America is so fame-hungry that they fuck toads.
	I'd be surprised.
	But anyway, let's see him get caught being an asshole.
	We are going to start with Ed and Liz.
	We see you guys.
	Long beard.
	Not together today.
	What's going on?
	We broke up.
	You broke up?
	Yeah.
	We broke up a month ago today.
	Okay.
	Well, the last time that we saw you, you were making plans to move in together.
	What happened?
	Ed loves to rush our relationship.
	When we finally became a couple, the next week I was meeting his daughter.
	The next week I was meeting his sister, his brother.
	See this guy?
	He's a big galute dummy who lives with her.
	That's his second fiancé from a shithole country.
	He lives with his mother.
	And I don't know if this is on the tape, but he starts a fight with Big Ed.
	And Big Ed just fucking smokes him.
	And you get to see Ed as The manipulator there.
	And in multiple situations, I was not prepared for.
	It took me months to introduce him to my grandparents.
	Months for that to happen, to break up two weeks later.
	You got hustled by a circus freak.
	I can tell this is emotional for you to talk about right now.
	What are you feeling?
	Fucked over by a toad.
	I just would have never taken those steps if I knew that this was going to be the outcome.
	Because I was not expecting this to be the outcome.
	I was expecting to.
	His collared shirt is like a hoodie.
	Dude, be a biker.
	Go for a biker look.
	Get a bunch of tattoos, wear a leather vest, and have an insane beard that covers this entire mess.
	Like a beard to hear.
	And just now you're just, now you're a short biker with a normal chin.
	That's workable.
	Like, why are you showing everyone your worst feature?
	Also, you can be fat when you're a biker.
	It's a win-win-win-win-win.
	I never thought he would not be a part of my life.
	I thought he was going to be the one.
	I like the host pretending to care.
	Now I'm here on the single life.
	Single.
	She's acting too.
	Enjoying the fame.
	It is the reason that you two are no longer a couple because you were taking the relationship too fast.
	This is great.
	Sorry.
	We moved way too fast.
	I'll be fucking impressed if this master manipulator can make himself cry.
	Our relationship didn't have a chance.
	What do you think?
	So everything she said is true.
	She told me, I don't want to move too fast and I want to keep my friends.
	And I just skipped right over that.
	I was so excited for the first time in 29 years that I had somebody that was interested in me.
	Now, see, he's using his freakness as a handicap.
	No one's interested in me because I'm a toad.
	I feel like I'm a toad.
	And I was so afraid to like anyone, to like Liz, because I would get rejected.
	And the minute she said, I see you as boyfriend material, I stopped listening.
	I didn't listen to one word she said.
	And I was like, this is rhetoric.
	I'm going to make her my girlfriend.
	I'm going to make her world amazing.
	I'm going to do everything I can to give her what I thought she deserved.
	No tears.
	She never had.
	Zero tears.
	And I fucked it up.
	I did not know you could say fuck on TLC until today.
	Fucked it up.
	Discovery Plus, you can.
	Discovery Plus.
	At one point, I felt like if I didn't go at his pace, I was going to lose him.
	Because he wouldn't want me anymore.
	So I would cave in and go at his speed.
	Lose him?
	What made you think?
	Wait a minute.
	Okay, you're almost done this?
	It's like more than halfway.
	Okay, this is unorthodox, but I don't want you to see the reveal here until I see how he manipulates that dude we just saw.
	So exit this video and see if you can find.
	It's the exact same episode.
	And they bring in Debbie, who I think is Castro, whatever that guy's name is, Castor, his mom.
	And they start going at it, and you'll see everyone get flustered except for Big Ed, who's just laughing in her face.
	Yeah, that's her.
	You got it.
	The one with the glasses?
	Yeah, that one.
	You moved in together?
	Yes.
	Okay.
	So how many people are in the house?
	Three people in the house.
	You, Colt, and Miss Debbie, Colt's mom.
	Yes.
	Well, Debbie has been a part of every single relationship he has had so far.
	For better or for worse.
	So new hairstyle, I think.
	Yes.
	Look, very cute.
	Okay.
	Colt, that's his name.
	Debbie, do you think Vanessa is the one for Colt?
	For now.
	That's not how the one works.
	You do.
	10 years from now, I don't know.
	I told him I can't predict the future, but right now I think they're perfect for each other.
	Big head.
	My only fear is that.
	Here we go.
	I apologize.
	I maybe should even reshoot this.
	I apologize for doubting myself at the beginning and saying maybe he's not a master manipulator.
	He actually master manipulated me.
	I fell for his whole like strawberries and champagne bullshit.
	But here you see him in a conflict situation, which is a great way to gauge someone's power.
	And you'll see everyone get flustered but him.
	And he is even keeled.
	Perfect adrenaline control.
	He is great at fucking with people because he started developing this skill in grade school, obviously, when he was called Tody.
	You might be marrying Debbie and not Colt.
	I think you guys need, I think your mom needs her own independence so she can live her life.
	And I think you guys deserve to have, you know, your space, you know, your private space.
	Well, I mean, it's no different than if he had a roommate.
	No, it really isn't.
	I don't tell him what to do.
	Look, I'm going to be honest.
	I think it's time for Colt to get off the nipple.
	And you need to stop fighting.
	Fuck you.
	Oh, my God.
	Fuck you.
	Thank you very much.
	Get off the nipple.
	Why don't you go find somebody your own age instead of this precious little girl here you're trying to you an ass.
	You want people to think you can get a beautiful young girl and you can make you happy?
	Why don't you find somebody that you're in love with instead of going after these poor little girls that think you're something?
	I don't know what.
	You have no right to talk about babies.
	Hey, listen.
	I don't think.
	Hey, I don't think.
	But Debbie, it's not your job to fight his battles.
	Oh, I want a 20-year-old.
	So people say, ooh, this guy's going to get a 20-year-old.
	You don't care about how you feel about somebody.
	Why don't you find love instead of somebody that's a kid?
	Listen, you baby him, you coddle him.
	He don't know shit.
	But I said, do I, baby toll?
	Oh, Jesus Christ.
	Do I?
	Oh, Jesus Christ.
	It's like a cat playing with a mouse before he eats it.
	I said, do I, baby toll?
	Oh, Jesus Christ.
	Do I?
	He's there.
	I don't do what he's telling you.
	Do I?
	Do I interfere in your guys' relationship at all?
	You're doing it right now.
	You don't.
	Do I?
	You don't.
	You're doing it right now.
	Shut up.
	Do I?
	I'm asking her a question.
	Why are you interrupting?
	I'm asking this young lady a question.
	I think you're too close.
	You don't know a shit.
	I know this.
	Shut up.
	His mom was with him.
	She's getting upset.
	You should stop talking about it.
	You know what you're talking about?
	Don't talk.
	Look, the one thing my mom did.
	He had your mom on the TV business.
	Yeah, but was she talking trash?
	Was my mom talking like that?
	Your mom don't know too much about you, Adam.
	Stay out of it a little bit, but I'm just trying to help you because you're getting upset and you're frustrated because.
	In a conflict situation, women of that age, boomer-angry woman liberals, are easy prey because they're used to it being a one-sided street.
	They've been telling their kids what to do their whole life.
	If they're teachers, they're telling children what to do their whole life.
	Their husband just tolerates and goes, yeah, yeah, whatever.
	So when somebody finally goes, no, fuck you, you're wrong.
	I've seen this a million times.
	They start losing their shit.
	I've had them threaten to throw drinks on me and storm out and threaten me, call me white boy, even when they're white themselves.
	Like they get really flustered easily because they're not used to conflict.
	It's usually, they can dish it out, but they can't take it.
	So this is why it's a great place to showcase Ed's manipulation skills because it's with easy prey.
	Because your son can't get off the nipple.
	Like, you got to let him go.
	How is he on my nipple?
	Explain that to me.
	Right here.
	This has nothing to do with you.
	This is his life.
	You just told him to get off the nipple.
	How is that involved?
	You are cuddling him.
	You are babying him.
	He's never going to be a little bit of a diet.
	Putting the mayonnaise in your hair.
	Okay.
	You're not supposed to talk about mayonnaise.
	I don't shave my son's back like your mother shaved your back.
	Okay, for me.
	I don't brush his hair and put it on a ponytail.
	First of all, your mother does.
	Baby, you should get off the damn nipple.
	First of all, it was a paintbrush, not a razor.
	She saw you naked in the shower.
	I don't sit cold naked.
	I'm a Jim Nikolai's dude's boring.
	Okay, that's where I want to show that.
	So he's dealt with this in grade school, where he's learned the best thing to do when people fuck with you and make fun of you is to say it was a paintbrush, not a comb.
	And to take the hit and sort of, it's like a taekwondo move, right?
	Where you sort of move with the energy of your judo.
	So he's doing the judo move there where he doesn't stand in the way.
	He lets the joke go through him.
	And that's a sign that he's a good fighter.
	So let's go back to the original.
	That's all I wanted to show you.
	Wait, you got to go find the whole video again?
	No.
	Nope.
	No, the one where they was with the...
	Oh, they're in the thing.
	Yeah, the one we were almost done.
	I wanted to prove to you that he's a manipulator before you saw this shit.
	And go at his speed.
	What made you think that he wouldn't want you anymore if you didn't go at his speed?
	Why did you care?
	I want Big Ed.
	He would tell me all the time that it wouldn't work out between us.
	And it scared me that I would lose him.
	Nice work.
	So I caved.
	Real tears.
	I didn't want to lose him, and I still lost him.
	See, he had no power over women all of high school, all of college.
	Now that he has fame, he finally is able to wield his mighty sword that he's been.
	He's only really used it to oppose bullying up until now.
	But now he can use it to manipulate women.
	And he's like, just like Robert Crumb, when he started getting laid and famous because he was a famous cartoonist, he just started abusing women.
	This is Operation Revenge.
	Did you tell her that?
	She also farted.
	Yeah.
	I love the things people do when they cry.
	Is this cooling you down?
	Look at that fucking sane smoke show.
	She looks like a Disney lion.
	Liz, I never.
	I mean, you knocked me off my world, man.
	No, you shut me out.
	I don't want to get hurt.
	I got hurt.
	Yeah, see, that's brilliant.
	I didn't want to get hurt.
	The reason that I cheated on you is I didn't want to get hurt.
	I was pushing you away because I'm so vulnerable and ugly.
	Brilliant.
	I don't want to get hurt.
	I got hurt.
	You hurt me.
	You just completely left me and you promised me you wouldn't leave me.
	This month has been hell.
	I know what it is.
	I bet her dad left her at a young age and she has abandonment issues.
	Separation anxiety.
	You blocked it.
	Psychology is fun.
	People go to school for this shit.
	And went to Vegas and ranted about your sugar babies.
	How do I right now?
	He's like, how do I incorporate this into my bullshit about not wanting to get hurt?
	This is not going to be easy.
	And I'm on TV right fucking now.
	What about I went to those women because I was scared you would hurt me.
	And so I fucked up and I tried to get love from somewhere else because I wanted to prepare myself for when you dumped me, I wanted to show myself that I could still be loved.
	It was basically you that did it.
	You made me fuck them.
	You put my dink in them.
	I was crying the whole time.
	I called them your name.
	Wow.
	I'm so confused right now.
	She was taking it a hook line and sinker this whole time going, I'm getting emotional.
	Are you saying that Ed was hanging out with other women?
	Well, fucking.
	I didn't expect to be dumped and then him be out in Vegas living the life.
	Whoops.
	Look at his face.
	Are you pretending to be sad in that picture?
	Who's taking the picture?
	Where's the phone?
	How soon after you guys broke up did you know he was hanging out in Vegas?
	Like two days.
	Oh, shit.
	Oh, two days.
	Damn, bro.
	Damn, bro.
	You dumb fucked up.
	You waited an extra day more than I would have.
	Shit.
	Damn.
	I would have done like three days.
	Couldn't even wait three days, Ed?
	Colt's trying to get revenge.
	He literally did.
	Wait, Colt literally was like, you could have wait three?
	Oh, yeah.
	Colt stole our joke.
	Couldn't even wait three days, Ed.
	Three days is fun.
	Like, here's the thing.
	Couldn't even wait three days, Ed.
	The burb, which is called the bald eagle.
	What the fuck, Ed?
	You made me cry, Ed.
	Yeah.
	Jig is up.
	Oh, well, I had a good run.
	And you did have a good run, Ed.
	We're impressed.
	You're a pedophile.
	You're a disgusting, manipulative rapist creep who destroys women's lives.
	We assumed we were done with you when you went to the Philippines and ruined that little girl's life.
	We thought, well, that's the end of Big Ed.
	But apparently, you've still been going strong, representing the male gender in the most negative way humanly possible.
	Nice work, buddy.
	But they want to say C-H-E-T.
	Yeah, bitch, that's me.
	Put respect on my name.
	Next time you see me at this level of fame, I'm just working my way of the motherfuckers.
	Put respect on me.
	What if your son becomes a rapper?
	A white rapper.
	There's no rapping in baseball.
	Tune in in your hair.
	Put respect on me.
	Oh, is that the please don't come thing?
	Please stop sending me that.
	Yes, I get it.
	Kamala Harris said, don't come, and Trump said, I'm going to come.
	You filled up my fucking inbox.
	You ruined it.
	Why?
	Because you're a retard.
	Because you weren't meant to be born.
	You're a great argument for abortion.
	Oh, yeah, no, no.
	Not why, but how.
	I'm going to come.
	Do not come.
	That's not how it should play out.
	Everyone I've been sent out of the 3 million I've gotten, they go, don't come, don't come.
	And then there's a beat.
	And he goes, I'm going to come.
	That's a different one.
	We should take some calls soon.
	Sizun.
	But let's take a few, let's do a quick mailbag because people watch the show live and then the letters are of the show, which is unusual.
	It's pretty wacky.
	It's like, okay.
	We have to wait till next week.
	Let me touch it.
	Okay, this is not about today's show, but it's worth...
	I meant to get to this earlier.
	It's a new show about Muslim punks, which is not possible.
	Michael Malice expressed this quite well.
	If you're a Muslim and you're wearing a hijab, you can't have the entire Lancome counter on your face.
	No, stop, stop, stop.
	So these women are not adhering to the religion.
	If you're a tough, badass punk bitch, then you're defying Islam.
	You're defying the religion.
	There is no such thing as a badass feminist Muslim.
	There's no such thing as a Muslim gay.
	There's no such thing as a female rabbi.
	There's no such thing as a male priest.
	I mean, female priest.
	There's no such thing as a female cleric.
	You're rewriting the religion to make it cool.
	And I guess it's tolerated by that religion because it gets more adherence.
	And then they can later go, by the way, that's bullshit.
	You can't act like a whore.
	So that's one element of this.
	The other element of this is it's supposed to be a British show.
	It's supposed to be empowering women.
	And what they do is, this is modern feminism, they just make women men.
	So it's considered cool.
	Oh, no, that's the right way up.
	You're like, I want to have a show that glorifies women.
	So they make them act like men.
	Like, imagine a feminist show about a bunch of fire women who like lift weights, barbecue, save lives, kick ass, and take names.
	Those are male traits you're using to glorify women.
	So this is wrong on 342 levels, but let's just check it out.
	We are Lady Parks.
	Here's a little something we thought you might like.
	That's the boys are back in town.
	26, Capricorn finishing a piece of music.
	I'm a genius.
	Turn it up.
	Wait a minute.
	You know what's weird?
	I think the drummer's a Muslim, right?
	Who has to cover her hair.
	But the show takes place when it's all women together so she can let down her hair.
	So now they're showing her with her hair down to the world, which contradicts the Quran.
	Isn't that weird?
	There's layers to this.
	Like you might still have a show about Orthodox Jews, and it's two naked Orthodox Jews or Hasidic Jewish girls talking to each other totally nude because they're alone.
	But now I'm looking at Hasidic Jews naked, which is or Amish or whatever.
	That's not the religion.
	Anyway, sorry.
	Of course, there's an Afrikan.
	Who would have thought that our orbits were soon to collide?
	You went to St. Abigail's Primary School.
	You played guitar on the talent show.
	You got expelled for selling school furniture.
	Verily, it is I play something, play something.
	Play something.
	I don't perform.
	Can you imagine watching this for real?
	I vowed I would never perform again.
	But Lady Parts had other plans.
	She's our guitarist.
	No Muslim girls in Britain are allowed to watch this show.
	This embowering show about being a Muslim girl in Britain.
	You got a problem with my lyrics?
	You could do less more.
	See what I mean?
	I'm going to fucking murder her.
	That's not how women are.
	Am I really that bad?
	Oh, you know when women sit around a campfire and toast each other and get wasted and then fight a bunch of fucking Sikhs and throw chips in the air?
	It's about being heard.
	Anyway.
	What do they smite ye above ye guitar neck?
	I mean, come on.
	Yeah, nice one.
	Thanks.
	What do we got here?
	Hey, boys, who would win in a fight?
	Ryan or Big Ed?
	Ryan.
	Thank you.
	You know who would not win in a fight against Big Ed?
	Maybe a cricket?
	An actual human cricket.
	If Big Ed was hungry?
	Human cricket.
	I don't know.
	Yeah, what does he eat?
	Whatever he eats.
	Maybe my eight-year-old and Big Ed would be a good fight?
	I don't know.
	I usually watch the live stream until the viewer call and start.
	I'm not a fan of that segment, but I understand you wanting to be connected to your audience.
	I don't fucking care.
	I gave up watching the live show June 10th.
	Constant stopping during the stream.
	I finally decided to wait for it to post tomorrow.
	Okay, good to know.
	Good to know.
	Thank you, sir.
	Oh, yeah, the stream crashed before.
	Oh, it did.
	Yes.
	My bad.
	Good news is...
	Well, not my bad.
	We're in a hot, tiny studio in Manhattan where we're cooking, and the TriCaster is a piece of shit, a used piece of garbage I got from CRTV days.
	It's falling apart.
	The new studio, which I guess can't exist if we're all, we've fired and we're going under, ostensibly, unless I'm lying, has new TriCaster, 64 degrees at all times.
	Shit's going to be smooth.
	Smooth.
	Long Island, I don't know what that comic was talking about.
	Dozens of trucks with Trump flags.
	I fucking live and I'm all over Long Island for work.
	I see three times as many hate has no home here signs as I do pickups with Trump flags.
	Like three or four in a week versus every North Shore castle with a hate sign on their tremendous lawns.
	Yeah, good point, dude.
	Live stream stopped.
	Stream is down.
	No live streams available.
	I'm trying to keep these all the current ones.
	I just spit my Johnny Apple CBD gummy across the room.
	Ingrown hairs in the taint.
	I like you guys more than a friend.
	Stream is frozen.
	Show crashed, cunts.
	Tobin apologizes for wanking it.
	Yeah, that's all over the news today.
	They let him back on.
	He said he wasn't thinking.
	You know, again, I'm of two minds with all this shit.
	Like, Hunter Biden said, you better not be giving me Hennessy prices, nigga.
	That's how a lot of people talk to each other.
	It's not a big deal.
	But because we get canceled for those kind of jokes, I want them to get canceled for it.
	Jeffrey Toobin accidentally beat off.
	He wasn't like, hello, ladies.
	He was just like, oh, this is boring.
	I guess I'll have a wank without thinking.
	So in a perfect world, in my world, he wouldn't have been canceled, even though I hate his guts.
	But you guys started it, so I want him canceled.
	Anyway, let's hear him confess that he likes to beat his meat.
	Toobin.
	Let's bring in CNN Chief Legal Analyst Jeffrey Toobin to talk about this and more.
	Hi, Jeffrey.
	Hello, Alison.
	Hello.
	It's been a while.
	It has been a while.
	I feel like we should address what's happened in the months since we've seen you, since some of our viewers may not know what has happened.
	So I guess I'll recap.
	I'll do the honors.
	Help yourself.
	Okay.
	Now you help yourself.
	In October, you were on a Zoom call with your colleagues from the New York Foods magazine.
	Everyone took a break for several minutes, during which time you were caught masturbating on camera.
	You were subsequently fired from that job after 27 years of working there.
	You hit that hard.
	Really, laying it all out there.
	That's really pleasuring yourself for something.
	They need ratings so bad that you pulled out what is a below-average cock as far as size goes.
	I believe five inches is the national average.
	It looked to be about three, which is not uncommon with people like you.
	And then you were pumping it and pumping it the same way a pervert would on the street, if I recall.
	On leave from Sienna.
	Do I have all that right?
	You got it all right.
	Sad to say.
	Okay, so let's start there.
	To quote Jay Leno, what the hell were you thinking?
	Well, obviously, I wasn't thinking very well or very much, and it was something that was inexplicable to me.
	I think one point, I wouldn't exactly say in my defense because nothing is really in my defense.
	I didn't think I was on the call.
	I did jerk off to the Premier Punch intro, so the grid and the faces got me real confused, and I just...
	I didn't think other people could see me.
	You thought that you had turned off your camera?
	Correct.
	I thought that I had turned off the Zoom call.
	Now, that's not.
	Yeah, I don't care.
	I'm sick of this.
	I don't want to be part of this shit where we chastise people for saying the N-word.
	that's their world.
	I like to do it for revenge, but I just start to feel dirty.
	Hey, dear G-Dog and Ryan, we know who killed Ashley Babbitt.
	And apparently, it's been revealed by slightly offensive.
	Okay.
	If you had kids in the room, I want to start by apologizing for showing you such carnage and violence.
	I understand that those images and videos that you've seen from galaxy came back to you.
	And be ready for the sh is for that.
	Like, you can't send us a fucking hour-long video.
	The officer hiding around the corner, peeking his just the tip of his firearm out.
	Sending us this because we've seen his wrist.
	Why were there three officers right next to Ashley Babbitt who felt the need not to issue her a single verbal warning?
	Fucking annoying.
	He had Capitol Hill on it, and you know, Lieutenant Mike Bird.
	It's like, okay, you know, maybe I'll look at him because I knew it was Lieutenant.
	And once I read that article, I just had a feeling it was him.
	So then what I also did is I cross-referenced and looked at every black Capitol Hill police officer that was also a lieutenant.
	Because in the public Congress statements made by Nancy Pelosi and others, they said that they had laid off the lieutenant.
	And so they already gave us his rank.
	And so I was looking through lieutenants and I looked through the list of every single black lieutenant that was in the police force.
	And there wasn't a lot, I'll tell you that.
	And after that, I continued to do my research and delve into it and really look around for Michael Byrd.
	And that's when I found his LinkedIn.
	And upon finding his LinkedIn, he, I mean, as the picture that you showed, he had the same handkerchief, the same kind of tie.
	If you see in the shooting, he's wearing a pink tie and a pink handkerchief.
	Why is this Capitol Police officer almost out of dress code, as you would say?
	Compared to all the other officers around him, why is this guy different?
	Why is he wearing something different?
	Because he's wearing a lot of different things.
	So that's really kind of caught my attention.
	And after that, I did a lot of facial recognition software with him.
	I matched his face up with the shooters.
	Only come to realize that I was on the same lead as a lot of the legal investigators were as well.
	And I've had the opportunity to work with the legal team, with Ashley Babbitt's legal team.
	And I can't go into very much detail because of the case being built.
	And there is a case being built.
	Contrary to the news saying that there's already been a lawsuit filed, there has not been any lawsuit filed yet.
	I dug for about, I would say, two and a half months on this guy.
	I found out his son is very, very anti-police, which that kind of struck a chord with me because how are you anti-police?
	But your father is a cop.
	Not uncommon.
	That doesn't make much sense to me.
	You know, my family, I come from a family of law enforcement.
	I respect law enforcement.
	I love them.
	And this event really kind of twisted my perception on who's good and who's bad in these industries.
	And Michael Leroy Bird is his full name.
	When I came across him and I put out all the details that I had and I was referencing with Daily Beat, I mean all these other news sources, they were all on the exact same trail as me.
	But you don't hear that because they haven't gone public with it.
	Why?
	Because they've all made the same decision not to run the story.
	And why is that?
	In any other situation, black, white, anybody unarmed is shot.
	It's the biggest news story media.
	I mean, look at George Floyd.
	You know, I mean, unarmed man.
	Can you imagine if the races were reversed?
	And, I mean, the whole summer of the last summer of riots, that's all that happened.
	I mean, that was the first time.
	They'd kill the guy and then protest a funeral.
	Let's start taking some calls.
	Start your thingamadoodle, the bumper.
	Engines.
	That says fucking, you know, the calls.
	Let me get all this shit set up real quick.
	Yeah, they would kill him and then protest the funeral.
	If it was a white guy.
	Yeah, well, with Chauvin, because I'm from Quebec, I keep pronouncing things like Chauvin, Chauvin.
	Chauvin.
	If it was Chauvin, they would have gone to his fuck.
	They did go to his house.
	What am I talking about?
	And then they screamed at the cops for protecting him.
	What are you doing?
	He's a piece of shit.
	Yeah, well, even if he is, like, if it's Jeffrey Dahmer, we have to protect his house.
	We have to have to have a trial first.
	Have you ever heard of that?
	It's not the Wild West here, folks.
	So the pigs were fucking cunts for not letting the mob kill Derek Chauvin.
	You are on the air.
	This is a fucking loser.
	You don't need to learn, share, listen.
	Understand why.
	Hey, why does everyone get two things?
	You have one thing.
	Thank you for calling.
	It's great hearing from you.
	Bye-bye.
	All right, next call.
	Bye-bye.
	Bye.
	That seems to be the new thing with the kids.
	Bye.
	Or is that already ancient news?
	I think that's been a thing.
	You've already been a thing.
	Hell yeah.
	I got in an argument with my daughter tonight.
	I go, did you cut your hair?
	She goes, no.
	She had a bunch of braids, so it looked in the dark like she had a bob.
	She's like, why do you care if I cut my hair or not?
	It's kind of hard to explain, but that's like the beginning of the end.
	Like, you can have green hair, blue hair, be a punk rocker, cone spikes, whatever.
	But when we get to the shaved head level, that's when the Marxists have taken over and you're passing the point of no return.
	I mean, I have to have a line in the sand somewhere, and that's my line in the sand.
	Okay, it's not fucking hot out.
	We got Justin on the line.
	Hello, how are you?
	Hey, Gav, how are you, man?
	I'm good, man.
	Oh, good.
	I just wanted to ask you, did you happen to see that YouTube video going around where like the five strangers all take an IQ test?
	And it's like you got like, there's the one guy who's in the army who graduated high school.
	And then there's like five other people that graduated college, and then they all rank each other with their IQs.
	Yes, yes.
	And did you notice?
	Did you notice the woman's attitude.
	Like, not only did she think that the military guy was a piece of shit retard, but when she spoke about herself, that's not it, Ryan.
	That's someone talking about it.
	When she spoke about herself, it was just a given that she's a genius because she's like, ah, PhD, I work in biochemistry.
	I have a social studies degree.
	And then because she was confident, which is the America we're living in right now, everyone sort of went, yeah, you're ethnically ambiguous.
	You're talking like you know things.
	So, yeah, you win.
	Anyway, thanks for calling.
	We're going to check it out.
	That's your one thing.
	But see if you can.
	So he is considered the biggest stupid idiot loser when they do it themselves.
	Like they all come to their own conclusions, and she does very well, of course.
	And then when they actually do the real test, I think he's the, yeah, he's the second smartest.
	Is he?
	No.
	He's at the front and she's last.
	I'm Tyler.
	I'm 21.
	I'm a high school graduate and I work in the Marine Corps.
	Boo!
	More loser.
	I'm a software developer.
	I went to Ohio University and I have a bachelor's degree.
	Marine Corps.
	I wouldn't mind taking that for a ride.
	I would mind taking that for a ride.
	It looks like a spider gave everything to become a human.
	Carolina and undergrad, I would say that's a good idea.
	Except the RBI, which said, okay, sort of.
	My name is Sean.
	I'm 27.
	I'm the director of social media for a company, and I also work for a agency.
	Absolutely.
	He's the same for both, by the way.
	Which I think everyone knows gays are kind of below average.
	Like PC people, racists, everyone.
	Reality, they're all on the same page with the eccentric homos.
	He belows over average, though.
	Yeah.
	Budget, undergrad.
	I went to the Boyola Mare Mountain University.
	Hi, everybody.
	I'm Ray.
	I'm 24.
	I graduated with a bachelor's degree in Harvey recently on my work in consulting.
	Oh, no, you're a baby.
	I know.
	The whole thing is age of factor.
	Yeah, it gives you like years of experience.
	Like this psalm.
	We need a slightly chubby white girl, and I may not be the smartest, but I'm the one you want to fuck the most in this, and you'll probably think about me for the next three days.
	What intelligence means everybody.
	Wait, what did she say?
	Like this psalm.
	We need a...
	Maybe it's good to identify what intelligence means everybody.
	I think intelligence is better defined as your adaptability and your problem-solving skills.
	Stupid.
	More than it is your education.
	Obviously, like the education, the stuff you've been through.
	This can be hard to find during a call thing, but when she talks about herself, that might be it.
	You may have just passed it.
	For me personally, I think intelligence is both AQ, IQ, and that common sense, street smart intelligence, all of that combined.
	People consciously are everything.
	Does anyone have any like initials?
	To be honest, I don't know why I'm done going first.
	I feel like I have a good combination of both.
	No, from Yale, I don't have a PhD.
	But what I lack in those areas.
	I might have been her.
	Intelligence.
	I'm very much.
	Does that make sense?
	I strongly disagree with you don't get better at learning.
	The idea that you can get better at learning is a pretty big signifier of intelligence.
	I'm very much dyslexic.
	I have ADHD and I'm on the autism spectrum.
	Dyslexia means that they're...
	Come with a bunch of fancy words for it.
	But go ahead.
	I guess we're not going to find it, but it's just amazing how she describes herself.
	At least one college.
	The importance of formality.
	Oh, the spider.
	Yeah.
	Do you think I was talking about a spide for?
	Do you think I was talking about my surroundings?
	My own skill set, my emotional intelligence, as well as my social intelligence.
	Besides my education and background, I feel like I have high emotional intelligence and I'm aware of my surroundings.
	As a software developer, my problem-solving skills are obviously topics.
	Further down, this is wasting your way.
	My whole life, I've kind of had to fight and be seen as intelligent.
	I know what I'm about, and I'm sure of that.
	Wait, this isn't the video.
	This is the way I'm going to go to the next one.
	Oh, there's two videos about the same thing.
	Anyway, so there's define the intelligence, and then they rate themselves, and she does very well.
	Everyone who's got a loud mouth does very well, and the white guys last.
	And then they actually, oh, there we go.
	There she is last.
	Look at her.
	She's so pissed off.
	Because they all, she bullied everyone else into making the Marine Corps guy the stupid fucking loser.
	And there she is.
	Slightly above average.
	Dumbass bitch.
	Okay, we didn't present that very well, but you get the idea.
	You can look it up.
	Uh-oh.
	Pooped.
	I may have shit my pants.
	Okay.
	David's calling.
	David?
	David?
	Maybe not, but you're on the line.
	How's it going, man?
	Hey, what's up, guys?
	Yo.
	Hey, it's Philip Daggett.
	What?
	Philip Daggett?
	Philip Daggett from the north, from Maine.
	Yeah, I don't care what your name is.
	What do you gotta say?
	I gotta say that Gavin McKinnis eats the bada plain young girdle.
	Did you guys hear that song?
	No?
	It sounds mean towards me, huh?
	I got a story for you, okay?
	Just a little anecdote.
	Listen up.
	I'm creating a hotel, and I call it the Barge Inn.
	Barge Inn.
	Okay?
	Good name.
	Barge Inn.
	It's a hotel with no locks on the doors, but pre-closed circuit television.
	They get the barge in.
	Hope you're not tired.
	That's all I got to say, anyway.
	I don't really get it.
	Okay, the barge in.
	You know, you don't get the barge in?
	Well, I get that part.
	Okay, it's a motel I'm making, man.
	It's a motel.
	Yeah, and what's this three-click circuit TVs?
	Oh, I get you.
	So you will barge in.
	Yeah, that's a great idea.
	Thank for your call.
	I'm glad you finally got through.
	That was definitely worth it.
	Did you know?
	Have I said this yet?
	So in Canada, you need to stay at their stupid hotels after you get there to be quarantined.
	So they test you when you arrive, no matter what your results are, and then they keep you at a hotel for $2,000, three nights for $700 a night, and to make sure you are not going to spread the fucking disease.
	So, what people are doing is they're leaving the hotel, as one would, right?
	So, they reluctantly pay the $2,000 to come home to their home country, and then they abscond.
	And they'll say, We came to check on you.
	Yeah, I was there.
	Well, the door was locked.
	Yeah, I was there.
	So, they go, well, that's a lie.
	So, what they did is they removed the locks from all the doors.
	So then these hotels became the barge inn.
	And with the locks removed, you're never going to guess what happened in a million years.
	A woman was raped.
	Some fucking creep hears that there's lockless rooms.
	He hears about the literal barge inn, and he goes and rapes a fucking woman.
	This is Justin Trudeau.
	This is the government handling our problems and fixing everything for us.
	You know, there's a quiz.
	Maybe we'll do a show tomorrow and show you this quiz this libertarian did where he asks you to guess between heavily quarantined and really careful cities and cities that didn't do jack shit.
	And they show us the number of cases and everything.
	It's the fucking same.
	It's a flip a coin.
	Today, Larry Barnes, there was two giants fighting, like six, five.
	And they were sort of just feeling each other out in the first round.
	And Larry, you know, he works 14 hours a day.
	And he's all slumped in the couch.
	And I think we've finally gotten to the point where, you know, I can talk to him like a friend.
	Like, I know that sounds facile, but like a brother.
	And he's all slumped in the couch.
	And I go, out of these two guys, what do you got?
	And he looks at me and goes, flip a coin.
	You know what else he said in the same conversation?
	I saw him eating fruit salad for, he's trying to lose weight again.
	He's fucking skinny, but I don't know.
	He wants to get down to like 120.
	And maybe 150, 40.
	But anyway, he's having fruit salad for breakfast, and that's when I was there around 9.
	And then I go, when do you eat again?
	And he goes, oh, I don't know.
	Like, well, his second meal, by the way, is also fruit.
	And then he doesn't eat it after that from 12 till the next day at 9 a.m.
	So like fucking 12 to 12, 9, 20 hours, 21 hours.
	Total is 12, 12, 9.
	Yeah.
	And I go, so your dinner is basically your second meal.
	And when is your second meal?
	And he goes, I don't know, like about 12.01.
	About 12.01.
	Roughly.
	Speaking of roughly, somebody found it in the chat.
	Oh, yeah, that was great.
	Donnie B. Let's blow that up again just for fun.
	This is the feminist activist lesbian.
	So wait a minute.
	You're a lesbian.
	So you know what you are?
	You know what this woman really is?
	A fucking deranged pervert, straight man like me.
	Who like I could see if I was really, really horny and I see a woman's panties and like I'm dating her, I could see like going and sniffing her used panties, right?
	That's me being depraved.
	As a subscriber mentioned on one of the other shows, when they get in these women's panties and these nylons, that's what they're doing.
	They're not like, hi, I'm a lady.
	They're like, I have the bra on my body.
	Like Sounds of the Lambs.
	Ooh, I got the panties on my cock.
	I can feel where her pussy would go if she were to wear said underwear.
	It's not like they wear it alone in the house, like, hello, I'm doing the dishes.
	They're just like, I got a wig on.
	I'm fucking femininity and women so deep, I'm in them.
	Not just fucking them.
	My whole skin is in a woman.
	I'm not fucking a woman.
	I'm a fucking woman.
	Yeah, yeah, exactly.
	So the fact that this military vet calls himself a woman shows what a fucking disgusting perverty is.
	But vaguely threatening gesture and stance, the woman meekly clasping her hands together in fear, the difference in size between his massive skull and hers, his caveman tear slouch making him look like a hunchback versus her standing up straight, the remnants of what appear to be sideburns on the side of his face versus the woman's clear cheeks,
	the intense expression on his face versus the bewildered expression on hers, the sheer difference in size between their torsos.
	This is probably double the size of hers, his masculine profile with his chin jutting out and his longer face versus her wider face.
	I could go on, but you get the idea.
	Let's go up.
	Let's see it again.
	It's one of my favorite pictures.
	I might have an oil painting done.
	And what I love about her body language is she's so eager to learn.
	She's like, okay, this is confusing because you look like a military vet who's a deranged pervert who wants to be in women's skin and your arms are sunburned.
	But let me try to figure this out because I want to acquiesce.
	I want to be part of the mainstream.
	And you look like Mr. Moon from McDonald's.
	All right, next call.
	That's a throwback, Mr. Moon.
	Steven, gay family.
	What's up, guys?
	How's it going?
	Hey, man.
	Holy shit, where do we even begin with this?
	I have a situation where my wife's sister-in-law made this whole to-do today on social media about her coming out as not only by.
	Stop, stop.
	Your wife's sister-in-law?
	Isn't that your sister?
	No.
	Okay, so like my wife's sister-in-law, my sister-in-law, that's another whole thing.
	What do you call that person who's the woman who is married to my sister's brother?
	Oh.
	Yeah, I guess you're right.
	I'm just being stupid.
	Yeah, it's her sister-in-law, not yours.
	Yeah.
	Okay, sorry to slow it down.
	I got you.
	It's okay.
	Gotta leave, dude.
	So she makes this whole to-do today about coming out as bisexual, either due to all the stuff about Pride Month coming out, and maybe she felt encouraged to,
	I don't know, get in on all this stuff.
	Maybe a bunch of friends maybe made her feel like this was the thing to do.
	But I mean, we're both floored because she's got a husband and two kids, and she's changing her pronouns to they, them.
	And mind you, this is maybe a month before we're all about to go on a family trip with my wife's mom and dad, her brother, everyone else to Disney World,
	where all these kids are going to have to go through this effort to try and relearn who their aunt is if she's even an aunt anymore.
	But wait.
	So she's changing her gender, too.
	Yeah.
	But to non-binary.
	So maybe there's a hint of a prayer here.
	Are they getting divorced?
	Say that again.
	Is the sister-in-law divorcing her husband?
	No, they're still together.
	The husband apparently is her biggest advocate in this whole effort.
	And he's going to be getting threesomes.
	So the real announcement there is, hi, everyone.
	I want you to know my husband and I are going to be pursuing threesomes.
	To which maybe two of the guys give the guy a high five, and then we drop it.
	This does not, this is a new kink that a couple has developed.
	It's nobody's business but their own.
	Why announce it to the fucking family?
	You know, my advice to you would be to just smile, quietly roll your eyes, try to keep the peace.
	And even if there's another guy that wants to start some shit, I would say, dude, let's just...
	And if she, unless they start getting into the kids and telling the kids how important it is to be by, that's when you draw the line.
	You've got to have a line in the sand.
	But as far as them just being normal with the kids and bothering you with their bullshit, you just got to smile and be like, okay.
	Like, what if they said that they have superpowers and they're X-Men?
	You just be like, okay, that's great.
	I wish you nothing but the best.
	I'm a psychic now.
	I'm clairvoyant.
	I'm going to be taking, I'm going to be predicting the future for a living.
	Okay.
	That's great.
	You know?
	Yeah.
	It's sad.
	And it's supposed to be the 40th anniversary of my wife's parents.
	And that's why they're coming overseas in order to send everyone over to Disney World.
	And, you know, we'll do our best to still, you know, she's still a family member and we still love her, but what the hell?
	It's sad.
	It's their problem.
	Don't make it your problem.
	Don't get involved.
	It's like when a crazy person comes up to you at the bar.
	Don't engage.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling.
	I'm a firm believer, too, as these women try to inject their politics into the family because they do it online and they get their little world.
	They think, I have to be an activist.
	So they go, I know, I'll bring it to my parents' 40th anniversary.
	And as someone who gives a shit about their 40th anniversary, you say, can you not do that here?
	Don't fucking bother.
	Let them rant.
	Let them be imbeciles.
	It's not worth it.
	As long as they don't bring that shit to the kids, just smile.
	And then if you get some leeway, you feel like you have some room, you might be able to fuck with them and have a laugh, asking them some tough questions.
	But she's clearly just shown that she's a self-absorbed moron.
	And what are you going to do with that?
	Teach her to be magnanimous and care about other people?
	No.
	See Willie, 757 online.
	Oi, boys.
	Oi.
	Oi!
	Hey, so I was the feller that had talked to Chadwick about how the Air Force is going with, you know, all the PC culture and stuff.
	And I sent a thing into the mailbag just probably about 20 minutes ago about weird thing that I came across from one of my security guys that, you know, in the IC community, he's like kind of like the guy who monitors everything and kind of fills us in on like some weird stuff going on.
	And he saw this thing that apparently there was a patent for one of the COVID tests that I recently also looked up and found that Reuters supposedly debunked it.
	But as an Intel guy and like seeing the way things are in the world, like I trust but verify and like, yeah, okay, Reuters says it's fake, but it's pretty weird that it's up on the Google patents list.
	And essentially, it was put in and applied for a patent, one of these COVID tests back in like 2015, which I was like, well, that's fucking weird.
	And, you know, there's all this like disinformation out there right now.
	And it's just gotten to this point where like I, as a guy who's, you know, working for Uncle Sam, like there's a lot of shady shit going on where like I, I, I mean, I trust the people that I work with, but you know, how you say like, fuck the cops,
	this is boss, or fuck the top brass.
	Like, there's a lot of stuff going on where like I'm very concerned about, you know, where my leadership, especially, you know, with current administration and everything and, you know, all this like deep state shit, like where I'm going to be as like, you know, someone who's representing,
	you know, United States military, especially in the IC community, it's like, there's a lot of stuff where it's like more and more stuff.
	And you and Camille talked about like, you know, like how all this stuff's starting to come out now where it's like they were saying like Trump was clearing out and having the photo op of all that stuff.
	Like, there's just more and more stuff that, like, slowly but gradually, they're kind of leaking things, like, subtly, like, where they're like, oh, well, this stuff was true or not.
	But, like, most recently, it was like with that COVID subject, I saw the Reuters thing, and it was within a reasonable amount of time, last couple of years, saying that, oh, this is fake.
	But I would not be surprised if this was like a legit thing because there was some, I think Alex Jones covered it talking about like this whole plan back in the day with like Fauci and like all these other elitists like talking about like a simulated plan,
	like a pandemic type thing and how they actually had called it like SARS II.
	And like, it's just, it's gotten to the point where like, I'm trying to do my regular job.
	My main concern is like, you know, killing ISIS and fighting the bad guys across the seas, but it's hard as also, you know, just a straight up American citizen to sit back and like, okay, my main job is to fight the war abroad, but there's just so much going on that like internally that it's just like,
	do we need to look inwards and like, is ISIS really or Russia?
	I mean, I feel like China is a huge issue, but there's people in bed with them too that are coming from the domestic aspect too.
	You know, like it's pretty daunting.
	And I've only been in the military for a little bit of time, but I'm like, it's tough.
	And a lot of people just kind of turn a blind eye.
	They try to be apolitical.
	So everybody gets along and everybody's trying to be PC.
	But there's a good amount of people as I slowly go through, especially in the fighter community, like that are coming out on side conversations like, yo, did you take a look at this shit?
	And they look to me because I'm like, you know, the intel guy.
	I'm supposed to be looking through all these different levels of things and try to see what's going on in the world.
	And if I ask about this type of thing, it's like there's a stigma against it or I'm like a conspiracy theorist.
	So I usually just, I take notes, I listen, but I don't like speak out because I'm not any position of power.
	And, you know, ideally, I'd like to stay in and do my 20 years, but it's tough.
	Like, it's hard to look at it and just stick with it when I see all these things that are happening off to the side when my focus is supposed to be against the threat of the money.
	We got you.
	We got you.
	Thanks for watching.
	Thanks, Colleen.
	The intelligence agency appears to be totally infiltrated by these woke Harvard grads, these Yale grads.
	Jack Pasobic talks about this a lot, where it's dead.
	And we keep hearing about leadership in the military all over the Western world, especially in Britain, where these new recruits are lethargic because they have no sense of nationalism, no sense of pride.
	Grit is about all they have left.
	I don't even know if they have grit here in America with the new military, or at least it's discouraged from the top brass.
	The FBI, the CIA, they seem to think that the January 6th meandering was the biggest threat to America, despite totally allowing, what is it now, 16 months of rioting from the alt left.
	That's totally accepted.
	And judges are equally as corrupt.
	Our whole justice system has been infiltrated by woke culture.
	My advice to you would be that if you choose to stray from the path that you've been taught, don't expect help and don't get caught, to quote Krass.
	I mean, if I was working in AI and I, or not AI, but intelligence and IT, and I started to see these things, you know, I don't want to get killed.
	I don't want to go to jail for 30 years, but I also don't want to work there if we're not doing what I signed up for.
	So I would gently, carefully, keeping my family safety in mind, push it to see what exactly is going on.
	And if that gets me to a point where, you know, I've jeopardized my job, then so be it.
	You know, get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.
	Get destructive.
	And never stop fighting.
	Road boy, it's a white boy summer.
	Back jazz.
	Road boy.
	It's a white boy summer.

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