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June 7, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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GOML LIVE #101 - CRASS (Part 1)

After trying to figure out Gavin's terrible taste in music, we catch up with Andy Ngo, Tom Myers, and Neekolul.

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You know, uh, din-a-da-de, din-a-da-de, din-a-da-de-de, an-a-de.
Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McKinnis.
- Kimmix! - Diney darted, dinny darted, dare, and I dare, hard you don't dare. - I'd like to apologize for not knowing what the opening song was for today.
That's not who I am as a host, as an entertainer.
That's not who Ryan is, as whatever the fuck he is.
And that's not who we are as a network.
So we want to say we apologize.
Ryan, do you want to apologize?
He is sorry.
Okay.
Now there's a way we can make it up to you.
They couldn't carry a tune to save their lives.
Excuse me.
Did you recognize that song?
It's been in my head all day and I don't know what it is.
It's a very Kurt Cobain kind of vocal. - - That sounds familiar.
Yeah.
But what era?
Nirvana.
So 90s, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, so not just sounding like Nirvana, but like the same era.
I don't know.
I don't think it's modern.
I think like broken hearted.
Would you dare?
Don't want to die.
Would you die?
Would you don't die?
That part sounds very familiar.
Yeah.
You know that sh- I should be able to sing it into Shazam.
Yeah.
They haven't figured that out yet, but you absolutely should.
Absolutely should.
Foo Fighters?
Ooooh.
Foo Fighters.
Yes, it's definitely Foo Fighters.
Is it definitely Foo Fighters?
Is it Monkey Wrench?
No, that's Don't Wanna Be, or maybe it's part of Monkey Wrench.
Oh, gross.
I've been singing.
Because I talked about it.
Carried on.
Oh, shit.
Is that it?
Yes.
Yeah.
Ugh.
That's like when you hear something and you can't remember what it is, and you go, I don't know what this is, but I like this.
And now I can say proudly that I like this, because then it's totally objective, because I don't know the context.
And then you go, oh, it's fucking Culture Club.
Oh, I've been sucking a dick this whole time.
I've been sucking a dick.
Hey, you take off the blindfold.
I've been making out with my mom.
Oh, it is.
You were so close with Nirvana, too.
I mean, I like, I bet Dave Grohl's an awesome guy.
I met him a couple times.
He is a cool guy.
Dude, they rock.
When I saw them live, I saw them live.
No, no, no.
Well, this is, they're the only rock band that's allowed to rock these days.
That's true.
My buddy, I remember when my buddy joined them.
What?
Yeah, Chris, what's his name?
Novoselic?
Yeah, my buddy.
Hey, Chris Novoselic, you're lucky you got into the Foo Fighters.
What have you ever done before them?
He's done a lot.
He's not in the Foo Fighters, you fucking human turd.
Oh.
He was in Nirvana.
That's, that's Pap Smear from Scream.
He's an icon, and that guy!
Wait, maybe it isn't even him.
No, I think he's later on, yeah.
Yeah, that's not him.
No.
That guy, the gay guy with the blonde hair, he's a hardcore icon and that was Dave Grohl hiring him as like, help out, you know, an epic buddy.
But yeah, my buddy Chris, I think his name was, joined him and I just saw him the next year and his eyes look like the way these glasses make my eyes look.
And I was like, dude, are you just doing infinite cocaine?
You look like shit!
And then he got his shit together and now it looks great.
Chris Shifflett.
Former members.
Yeah, that's him.
Chris Shifflett.
Oh shit.
When he joined them he was like 30 and then next year he was 49.
He's old Owen Wilson now.
Yeah he looks good there.
You should have seen him a year after he joined the band.
I mean I'm sure I'm not saying they're coke heads but you're on tour with the biggest band in the world there's gonna be like softballs of coke.
I remember Matt Sweeney who was with Iggy Pop now he was backstage or at his hotel room and He had a baseball of coke.
A baseball.
And he said to his friend, like, this is, what is this?
There he is.
What are you supposed to do with that?
He's like, this is an addiction in my hand.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
It's like dating a prostitute.
It's like you fuck a prostitute and the deal is you have to keep fucking her for one year.
Well, now you're married.
So he just like, I know this is going to sound crazy, but it's Baloosh.
And he just dropped it in the toilet.
Wow.
Baloosh.
The water probably went up like 10 feet.
I can't.
So that song wasn't Monkey Wrench, was it?
No, it's Big Me.
That's the fake Mentos commercial music video.
They parody, like, Mentos.
Awesome dude.
And you know what?
Orr isn't my cup of tea.
And they're way shittier than Foo Fighters, but people go to Orr shows.
Ryan probably likes them.
He likes everything shitty.
Oh wait, I don't know Orr.
I talked to, speaking of name-dropping, I talked to Fred Armisen about this once when I finally reached that certain age where you're like, you know what?
I love it.
You guys enjoy your show.
80,000 people are dancing around.
Who the fuck am I?
I like the shittiest music in the world.
You know what I did last night?
I sat in my front room and I put on Christ the Album by Krass.
It is unlistenable to everyone but me and 37 people in the world.
I don't want you to like it.
It's unlikable.
So shut up, me.
Fuck me.
Let's listen to Christ.
Very so slap.
It kind of slaps.
Jump anywhere else.
It also, when I listen to it, it reminds me of being 16, and I'm whisked back there, so nostalgia's a huge part of it.
Oh, this is great.
Come on.
This is... Oi!
Well blimey Gov, you're a figgin.
What's this one called?
Gangs Are About.
The Rival Rebel.
Yeah, this is the song I was listening to last night.
I'm good.
The Rival Rebel Travels Meet or something?
Damn, I'm good.
Rival Tribal Rebels.
Rival Tribal Rebel Rebels.
Part 2, you know?
They sing that really fast.
Rival Tribal Rebels Meet!
And he's like, you can stand there on the corner with your anger and your hate.
Stand there and fester because you left it too late.
And it's sarcastically talking about violent hooligans and stuff and how horrible they are.
But now I'm so old that I'm like, yeah, fucking let's stand there on the corner with our anger and our hate.
Like, I like, I don't take it ironically anymore.
Same with, they have this song, Berkatech's Bribe, and it's like about sexism and how You know, uh, with my red high heels, I'm easy prey.
I'll be your bonsai, your beautiful bonsai, your black-eyed bonsai, erotically rotting.
And it's all about submission.
And it's like, you're supposed to be mad that she's such a slave.
And I'm sitting there with a giant heart on now.
Go on.
This chick sounds like a catch.
She wants to be slapped around.
I got a fucking coconut smasher.
So I love their anti-skinhead hooligan stuff now as unironic.
Oh, listen to the variety of instruments.
Bongos!
And listen to how this goes from bongos to punk.
From bongos to punk, the Gavin McKinna story.
I was born in Africa, I was raised by Fila Kuti, and then I moved to London and discovered punk.
I'd love to Fila.
Never look back.
I'd love to Fila Kuti.
Fucked for the naming!
Fucked for the naming!
As for you, you're a breath of purity.
The filth in my eyes!
Okay, we're gonna drop Crass after this clip.
You gotta hear this signal.
One God, yes.
One church, sure, yep.
One husband, yep.
I support that.
One God.
One God, yes.
One church.
One church, shirt, yep.
One husband.
One husband, yep.
I support that.
One wife.
Silent secret in the brilliant lies.
The poet's unprobs of fluctuation.
All right, anyway.
So, yeah, don't listen to me about the Foo Fighters or OAR or CRASS.
But you know what happened last night while I was trying to enjoy my little private CRASS session in the front room with a bourbon that I haven't had at home in many months.
But I was buying booze for our new bar, which is in our new studio, and I brought some home.
And I had, my wife got Thai takeout and I like to get the beef, spicy beef.
And I had as much as I could.
And then it was sitting next to the sink in that big sort of container.
And I'm looking at it a little while later.
And I think, um, I believe that hot sauce kills COVID and disease just the same way I'm never sick and I never got COVID.
I never got Vax because I'm always ingesting rotten stuff, hot, spicy food.
Like if you lived in my esophagus for an hour, you'd have AIDS.
So I'm walking by and I'm thinking, I need to hydrate.
I didn't eat enough for dinner and this is spicy.
That's all three.
So I go by and I just go, and I drink it down until it's just the beef and the peppers and stuff at the bottom.
Oh, that was quite spicy.
Move on.
And then go to the front room, listening to Crass alone, have a sip of whiskey and then go, and barf into my mouth, swallow it again.
- Oof. - Dude, emergency. - How could you say that? - I considered calling, my wife had already gone to bed and I was like, "Emily, this is not a joke!" Called 911, I couldn't even talk.
I was like, "Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh." And then I took my shirt off, so I'm shirtless going... And the pain was excruciating right up the nose.
I'm spitting all over the carpet.
I go to the other room shirtless...
Not panicking.
Really?
But unable to breathe.
So it was like someone was killing you and you decided it was time to die.
Like say you were a prisoner with jihadists and they're like, I was going to do a Japanese accent for something.
You won't tell us who is responsible for killing Osama bin Laden.
I am a jihadist.
You look hooligan.
Well, because I want to sink a sword into me.
Right.
So say Japanese people in World War II.
You're Louis Fiorpini, whatever his name is, Zampaneri.
And they're like, you tell us how we drive the sword.
And I was just like... Like dying, but not panicking.
And then I go, we have a big thing of ash by the fireplace where you put the ash.
And sometimes I'll piss in that.
Geez.
Because... Punk rock, man.
It's getting absorbed.
It's not like you come in the next day and go, ooh, who pissed in the ash?
Like the ash sucks it up.
Yeah, yeah.
So I go over there and I'm like, and I start like having those pre-puke dry-hees.
Dude, it didn't go away for one hour.
Wow.
Like I was, I eventually was able to breathe.
But as far as like the excruciating pain in the esophagus, one hour.
Dude, you've like really fucked yourself up two days in a row.
Like the first one, the chemical smell.
Chemical smell?
I singed my nose by sniffing my daughter's hair dye.
And then, I still have my crack rib, and then I'm skipping rope at the gym, and I go, I'm getting really good at this, oh Jesus!
And I put my back out skipping rope.
And now if I inhale deeply, actually it's not so bad right now, but this morning and the past 24 hours before that, it felt like a giant was just putting his thumbs on my spine every time.
It's almost like I'm a 50 year old or something.
Jeez, man.
Anyway, I'm late for the show and was unable to get the song ready because I got this email from Rolling Stone and you gotta answer those right away or they go, I tried but you weren't available.
And I know after the show I'm not going to want to sit on my fucking computer answering questions, right?
So I stopped preparing for the show and answered her questions.
So I thought I'd just share that with you.
By the way, this is who runs the media.
When you have a bad reputation, which I do have.
My son's not invited to a bat mitzvah this weekend that everyone in the entire school is invited to, but his dad's a Nazi, so the American Indian boy can't go to the Jewish girl's coming of age because her father did a satirical video called 10 Things I Hate About the Jews.
You try to find the logic in any of that.
So you wonder, well, who does ruin your reputation?
Is it your fault?
No!
Well, you made jokes that you knew could be misperceived, mistaken for something else, like 10 Things I Did About the Jews.
No, no.
I did How to Fight a Baby.
I did a video on Sophie Can Walk, How to Make a Baby Walk.
I did an article called Divorce Your Wife.
About how you should divorce your wife, which isn't actually about divorcing your wife.
So, Jonathan Swift suggested that the Irish poor eat their young.
So, no.
I'm not going to abandon satire because people are desperate to purposely misunderstand satire.
Misunderstand jokes.
But you wonder, well, who is responsible for your reputation?
Who runs Wikipedia?
Who runs the articles that people cite when they prove that you're a Nazi or whatever?
Well, E.J.
E.J.
Dixon is one.
She's the E.J.
Dixon.
Senior writer at Rolling Stone.
So you look at Rolling Stone, you think Hunter S. Thompson, you think of some of the greatest writers of all time.
I think the best article ever written is called Death of a Cheerleader, and it was in Rolling Stone.
I used to subscribe to it in the 80s when I was a kid.
And that article, I bought it actually on eBay.
I bought that issue.
And it's good.
It's a good issue.
They had quality writing.
Yeah, that's fucking quality.
Randall Sullivan.
So we started with Randall Sullivan, and who do we have now?
We have E.J.
Dixon.
You go, okay, so she's writing about hate and Proud Boys and Charlottesville.
And here she is saying that Israeli military is trying to look seductive and that's not working anymore.
Okay, that's kind of a valid thing to talk about.
Is there a YouTube expert who can answer a few questions for me?
I'm curious about something.
Okay, that doesn't say anything.
Joe writing about Olivia Rodrigo is the collab the world was waiting for, so I don't know what that is.
She's a Disney star, I guess?
Okay, so we're starting to suss out her repertoire, right?
Keep going down.
And inevitably when you look at these women who send you these questions, it's a lot of benefit shit.
A fun thing about working motherhood that no one tells you is you'll probably only have enough time to shower once a week at most.
Okay, that's valid.
I can't believe she's a mom, I'm very surprised.
It's gotten to the point where I almost exclusively read other journalists' newsletters now.
Okay, so you read other people's opinions about things.
You read other comments about comments rather than the thing itself.
What's this now?
The veiled profit ball is a fucked up racist institution and we should be examining the roots of all white American institutions.
Ellie Kemper was not a KKK beauty queen.
It's kind of a problem that the second narrative went out of the former.
That's ironic that she's writing about how Twitter turned Kimmy Schmidt into a KKK queen.
Wait, what?
She's talking about, oh, look at that poor Kimmy Schmidt.
That girl was a writer, and she starred in The Office, right?
Wonderful young lady.
Then she got her Kimmy Schmidt gig, and I thought, she's not going to get married.
She's going to focus on career.
And now look at her fucking face.
She's a beautiful granny.
Waited too long, my dear.
You are Bette Davis today.
Veiled Prophet?
Okay, anyway.
Keep going down, though.
Because these are the ones I haven't seen.
Like, go way down.
There we go.
Hilary Duff through the first brick of Stonewall.
And it's Hilary Duff being a cool pro-gay chick, I assume.
You really shouldn't say that.
Say what?
Well, say that something's gay when you mean it's bad.
It's insulting.
That's gay.
What a gay commercial.
Yeah, that could be another colloquialism.
That's so girl wearing a skirt as a top.
Yeah, that could be another colloquialism.
That's so girl wearing a skirt as a top.
That's a quick way to make fun of something.
Guys, am I the only person?
Here we go.
This is it in a nutshell.
Am I the only person who just learned that Matt LeBlanc made out with Kate Hudson when he was 28 and she was just 17?
Perfect.
Hey Jen Winner, can you assign this girl to talk to a 50 year old man who started the greatest fraternal organization in the world that was mentioned by both Biden and Trump and is being blamed for the January 6th alleged insurrection?
No problem.
Say what you will about Gen Z, their commitment to making top-tier content is unimpeachable.
Okay.
TikTok.
My cock.
You openly refer to the Proud Boys as a gang on Joe Rogan.
I'm jumping ahead to, like I said, I only answer questions by email this time, so when you get legal you can say this is what I said.
Why every girl under 5'2 looks like sadness from inside out?
That's not even a nostalgical.
This is the new Hunter S. Thompson, folks.
She's on the case.
You openly referred to the Proud Boys as a gang on Joe Rogan's podcast in 2017.
I think she's getting her research from Vic Berger's montage of me saying nigger and Z Kiley.
So this is her like, never watching the show, never seeing the actual original thing, but comments on comments is what journalists focus on now.
You openly referred to the Proud Boys as a gang on Joe Rogan's podcast.
So she's talking about a clip that she saw that was literally four seconds.
That's her research, Rolling Stone.
She went to Wikipedia.
I go, this was said in a jovial fashion on a comedy podcast.
If you heard Vince McMahon say he started a cult, When discussing the WWE, you would get it.
An actual gang in real life has two basic factors.
It has a leader.
There is top-down management with one major decision maker.
And two, it does illegal activities.
MS-13 is a gang.
You summarized the role the fourth degree plays in membership in the group.
Again, not the actual fourth degree, just comments on it.
Can you comment on what you meant by the gang designation?
Yeah, that was a real designation on Joe Rogan's podcast.
I hereby designate the Proud Boys a gang.
And what the purpose of fourth degree membership was, particularly in the context of past remarks you made that the Proud Boys only commit violence and self-defense.
I didn't actually check her hyperlink when she said remarks.
I wonder what that was.
It was... NPR!
Oh, she's listened to the NPR diss on us that Dante Nero was in and just repeated it.
Shame.
The NPR's thing was by this disgruntled lesbian who doesn't like masculinity because she can't have it because she wants To not be a woman.
She has a guy who has treated women like sexual prisoners.
Oh, she gets to that.
She interviewed Dante Nero.
Yeah.
So she went, no, no, the woman here, E.J.
Dixon.
Oh, she wrote for Vice, by the way.
Oh, really?
Oh, she must be Canadian.
No, the owl.
Will she get canceled for doing an impression of Macy Gray?
We'll find out.
It's racist.
Um.
Probably his only commitment is self-defense.
So her smoking gun here is at the fourth degree is something you get when you beat up Antifa and that belies me saying that we're not violent, right?
And I go, the fourth degree has been clarified many times, but the sites that have this clarification get banned.
And we go back to square one, check the bylaws.
And then I sent her to censored.tv news, where I did that fake news creates hate article, which by the way, if anyone from censored.tv tech is watching, guys, if you go into archives of news, you can only go back like four articles.
And this is what drives me nuts about our site and most sites in general.
No one ever treats their product like an outsider.
If you have a magazine, like back with Vice, I subscribed to Vice.
I had it delivered to my door to see when it would arrive, to see if there was any problems.
Was it damaged when it got there?
Like you have to subscribe to your own thing.
You have to watch your own shows.
You have to read your own articles.
If you own a restaurant, you have to eat the food there.
Not in the kitchen.
Go sit down.
Be an undercover boss.
Eat the food.
And I get the feeling that I'm the only one on this site who actually uses it as an outsider.
Anyway.
I explained to her.
In the bylaws that the fourth degree of initiation is as follows.
I'm saying this for the book so I can link it in the future.
Section 2.
The fourth degree of initiation symbolizes the formal recognition by the national chapter, and thus the fraternity as a whole, of a material sacrifice or service by a brother for or in the name of the fraternity.
So it's a consolation prize if you get arrested or in a fight at a thing.
It is expressly prohibited for a brother to quote-unquote, seek out the fourth degree of initiation by willfully engaging in dangerous activities or violating the law.
Awards of the fourth degree of initiation are extraordinarily rare and honorary in nature.
There are no express guidelines with respect to how the fourth degree is earned, and it may only be awarded by the founder of the fraternity or on application to the current national president.
And now that I'm gone, it would go to the current national president.
And I added that Proud Boys only became violent after being attacked by Antifa.
We do not go to their things.
They come to our things.
If there's no Antifa, Proud Boys would go back to drinking alone in a bar.
And then she says, we quote a statement you made on Proud Boys' website, distancing organization from the United Right, but also that members of FOAC, Fraternal Order of the Alt Knights, attended and that you'd previously interviewed and platformed Jason Kessler.
Now, this is why I'm saying this on the show, because I know you guys are bored of Proud Boys by now, but to have someone on your show is to platform them.
You shouldn't give Nazis a platform, which is retarded.
it.
Obviously, you want to have a variety of guests.
David Duke was on CNN.
Richard Spencer was on ESPN.
Were they platforming him?
No.
Jason Kessler was on my show, my old show, The Gavin McInnes Show.
I screamed at him.
I called him a liar.
He told me that he was not alright.
I said, you said you weren't alright!
He quickly got off the fucking phone.
That's all there.
If you were interested, you will have seen that.
Or if I could show it on YouTube and I wasn't banned, I could show you that.
That was the context there.
I was not platforming him.
And I called bullshit on Charlottesville months before it happened.
I said, don't go there.
Back when I was more in control, I said, if you go there, you're out.
I would have said that to Jan Six if I still was the boss.
Four guys went, they were booted out.
Fraternal Order of Alt-Knights, that was based Stickman.
His experiment that failed almost immediately after it was started.
They were already done by Charlottesville.
You see how much, like this is something I know a lot about and I'm looking at a bunch of fake news.
If you know a lot about old-timey CB mics and you read an article, I bet you see a million mistakes.
In other words, the news is full of shit.
It's written by lazy retards with an axe to grind.
And it's even worse in modern times.
I'm sure Rolling Stone back in the 80s made mistakes.
But now we have EJ Dixon who can't believe that some celebrity made out with a celebrity 40 years ago.
Which one is her now?
Bottom right.
She looks like a young Amy Siskind.
But yeah, I mean, what I, I mean, I think about Bleeper Girl all the time because what I think about most is just how quickly everybody's reaction was to be like completely turned against this girl.
Yeah.
And how just that wouldn't happen today at all.
No, she would be so supported today.
She would have an OnlyFans and she'd be making a fuck ton of money right now.
Don't you think those girls are freaked out by the fact that the one in the bottom left was a 10?
Yeah, they hate that.
It's like the elephant in the room, isn't it?
And the 10 wants to be... I think the elephant in the room is the top right.
And the actual elf in the room wants, like they, the hot chick wants to be okay with them so bad.
They're almost like black people, like the way liberals treat black people.
She's like, I don't hate you guys.
I'm down with you.
And they're like, fuck you, you rich white bitch.
Yeah.
She's like, I'm not rich.
I just, I'm super good looking.
Look at my photography behind me there.
It's in folders.
I do things.
I'm not just hot.
And E.J.
Dixon goes, I'm not just hot either.
And they go, uh, we know.
Yeah.
Like when, what's her name?
Tarana Burke puts her arm around Alyssa Milano at the first Me Too and goes, we're not just sex objects.
We're human beings.
Stop seeing me and Alyssa Milano as just gorgeous women you're dying to fuck.
Right, Alyssa?
And she's like, uh, you look like you're from the Star Wars bar.
You look like you just gave Boba Fett some weird coins.
You look like when you, when your mouth moves, all that should be coming at us.
So I don't know what you're talking about.
You look like you're friends with the woman who plays the flute whose mouth is a long asshole.
And has those pipe cleaner legs.
We are tired of being yelled at on the side of the street.
What do they yell at you?
That's her first Me Too.
Boba Fett tried to fuck me at the Star Wars bar.
No, when they yell at Melissa Milano, they're like, hey baby.
When they yell at you, they're like Stampede.
It's not the same.
The elephant in the zoo.
You know what?
Fuck!
I should have said that.
The elephant in the zoom, that's a good one.
It's too little too late.
I know.
But yeah, for the record, Tarana Burke's, the reason she started Me Too, her impetus, her rape was when she was like eight, she was roughhousing with some boys.
Look at her fucking skin.
She's a freak.
I'm sorry.
Tyrannosaurus Burke.
And they were wrestling too much and her shirt ripped off.
And she ran upstairs and says, Mom, the boys ripped off my shirt.
They probably didn't even know she was a girl when she was seven.
And they ran away after they did it to try to get away with it.
Yeah.
And then her mother went, don't play with boys then.
I'm kind of on her mom's side.
Yeah.
Why were you roughhousing with boys when you look like a boy?
And you have two different eyes and your skin is made of some sort of heat resistant barbecue plate.
You look like you're made by the green egg.
You fell asleep on a green egg.
Anyway.
I go, uh... Imagine she's, like, really cool to hang out with, though.
She's, like, super funny.
Well, you know who's like that?
It's Gabrielle Cibadade!
Who the hell?
A chick from Precious!
You could make the same insults about her.
But she's mad cool.
She is one of the funniest people in the world.
Fucking hilarious badass.
Went to Jimmy Kimmel's wedding as his bride.
That's funny.
And made old people and kids cry.
When she did the Black Hitler sketch, she went home in the Black Hitler clothes and walked around her neighborhood as Black Hitler.
Wow.
She's, uh, you know, it's like some of the like the fattest girls have been like the funniest cool to hang out with.
Well, yeah, they better be.
They got nothing else to offer.
That's a good point.
Grimsby, that movie, is a great, if you're looking for a movie for your kid, he's like 11 years old, I don't, it's not a good movie.
But that and Hot Rod are two movies you show your 11 year old, 10 to 12 year old boys, they are pissing their fucking pants.
Slammed up.
You can find all that on the Top 10 Movies for Kids episode, it's a Censored TV Presents.
Rules.
Jason Kessler who was sworn in as a Proud Boy on your show.
This is false.
He was not infiltrated.
He was not sworn in on my show.
He infiltrated the club twice.
We booted him out twice.
Proud Boy is linked to Unite the Right.
Blah blah blah.
I already told you that.
We spoke to Dante Nero!
Who alleges that he confronted you after seeing the racist memes on the Proud Boys Facebook page.
That's true.
He did confront me.
And I went, I was outraged.
I went, what?
Like Holocaust denial fucking shit?
Blacks go back to Africa shit?
What?
He says you were surprised to see such language being used and posted a statement on Facebook discouraging use of such language.
Well, I took him at his word.
And I said, what the fuck, guys, stop.
But then he looked at your old show episodes and saw you'd been reusing racist language for years.
He was on my old show episodes.
He was a regular, right?
He was a co-host, basically.
B, I said, no racist shit, guys, what the fuck.
And then I looked into it and saw, oh, actually, Dante's full of shit.
It was just some dumb jokes.
Yeah, some of them were racist.
When I joked that Jada Pinkett Smith was a monkey actress, that was a racist joke.
A funny racist joke.
Is heavy.com a friendly site?
No.
Well, this is the fairest thing I've ever seen.
Five facts you need to know.
All right, I'll just read the headline.
Well, how about the worship?
Dante seems to have forgotten this, that they worshiped the ground he walked on.
We called him the Pope.
Yeah.
We sold shirts that said Dante Nero and he was dressed like the Pope.
Yeah.
We called him the Pope.
And when we would go to meetups, he was like how to get laid kind of guy, a pickup artist.
He was surrounded by the youngest dudes, the dudes who had trouble.
Asking for tips.
The five bricks.
Yeah, the five bricks.
He says you got to throw five bricks every day, which means you got to hit on a girl five times a day.
Not like, can I fuck you?
But like, nice shirt.
That counts as a brick.
Any kind of contact.
I think it's a good tip.
It's a great tip.
So he'd be surrounded by like the guys who can't get laid and I'd be surrounded by like more like dad kind of stuff.
But we both have desperacitos around us.
People love them.
When Dante shat on us on that NPR interview, which he's talking about in this, I go, Dante, did you mention that after your mom died, they raised $800 for you?
And that doesn't sound like a lot now, but back then, I think New York was the only chapter.
So it was like six people raising 800 bucks.
I should say more like 15.
And he goes no, I didn't mention that and I never spoke to him again after that.
No, I didn't mention that so he says He stopped taking your calls after that Is that true?
And no, there was no calls to not take After you did the NPR thing and I pointed out the 800 bucks.
I was like you're fucking dead to me you bitch and And I did say, I go, you just made all this shit up for attention.
And he brought up a good point.
He goes, I've been getting attention my whole life.
I don't need it.
Okay.
Well then I'm not sure why you did it.
Why'd you fucking stab us in the back, you pussy?
Now he is one of these Brooklyn blacks and you got to understand if you're not from New York, Harlem blacks are normal.
They're hustlers.
They're out there.
They're like you and me.
They're like Southern blacks, really.
Brooklyn blacks are, they tend to be disproportionately on welfare.
They tend to be whiners.
They're really into this victim complex shit.
They're very behind the times.
Like when Harlem blacks were wearing skinny jeans with the rest of us in the early aughts, they still, Brooklyn blacks were still wearing the big baggy pants.
And Dante still says shit like, To this day, he'll say shit like, every time I get in my car, I don't know if I'm coming home alive.
Why?
Because you remember his Facebook had a big Obama thing, so he's got that whole like super neo-liberal shit about how America's racist and Trump is a white supremacist and blah blah blah.
And the liberals who do articles on Proud Boys love him because he has their same politics.
It's weird because he's a sexist.
He hates feminists and he was a pimp.
I mention that to her too.
I say, did you also know he spent his formative years as a pimp?
It's funny how you feminist liberals are okay with someone who keeps sex slaves when it suits your narrative.
We spoke with a member of the SPLC who said that your suit against him is ongoing.
Correct.
Can you confirm that?
What is the current status of your suit against the SPLC?
It's sitting on a judge's lap.
Not sure why.
Let's go.
We say that you left the Proud Boys in 2018 and we quote you saying that this was intended to help alleviate the sentencing for two members who were charged after their Metropolitan Republican altercation.
Yes, that's true.
But!
We also spoke to a former member who alleged that you distanced yourself from the Proud Boys to help further your own career as a pundit.
Can you comment on that?
And these former Proud Boys, you never know who the fuck it is.
You never know who it is.
Probably someone who was kicked out.
I said, this is horse shit, I've been untouchable for years before quitting Proud Boys.
When was I last on Fox News?
Do you currently have any association with the Proud Boys?
I said, I talk to them, I love them, I still consider them the greatest fraternal organization in the world.
Do you have any comment on the Proud Boys' role in the January 6th insurrection?
I go, I knew it was a trap, I begged Prebos not to go, most listen about 15 did not, they're on trial now.
I go, it was a dumb thing to do, but I understand why people stormed the Capitol.
The fact that you people can ignore 15 months of rioting, including storming of the Capitol, which they did under Kavanaugh, and many other government buildings, burning police stations to the ground in the Pacific Northwest, continues to astound me.
We assert that the Proud Boys are now splintering.
Do you have any comment on that?
I said, total bullshit.
You guys get your info from booted Proud Boys and Telegram, which no real Proud Boys use anymore.
Anyway, that's why I didn't know that I was singing the Foo Fighters this morning.
This afternoon, this evening.
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It's nine o'clock.
That's the thing.
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Uh, we were watching, we have a fire stick, uh, where we can watch anything in the world.
And we were watching a Caribbean news, Jamaican local news, which is my favorite thing to have on in the background.
Lots of talk about diabetes.
I lost a child and, um, I learned then I got to watch my diet and I got to mock my insulin, you know?
Yeah.
And then they had a doctor on there who talked about, a lot of us talk of pregnancy.
Yeah.
And how to keep your baby alive.
They're trying to teach them how to breed better.
Stop getting wasted when you're pregnant seemed to be the theme of the show we watched.
And then the other 99% of Jamaican TV is just our TV.
Like after that segment on pregnancy and diabetes, they went straight to a Garfield movie.
Yeah.
Anyway.
They just played Garfield.
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I think this fucking free one is going to be an hour.
So whatever happened, speaking of that picture you just pulled up, Dante got a huge Proud Boys neck tattoo.
Right, I think that's him covering up there.
Oh, that's it underneath?
I think.
I don't know if that's the side.
No, I think that is the side.
Yeah.
His fucking jewelry.
I mean, I kind of miss him in a weird way.
Me too, he was a good dude.
But like his giant bones through his ear, I go, dude, you look like a slave trader.
Like a pirate slave trader.
The top guy in the Congo who was like getting them on the boats and dealing with the Arabs.
Yeah.
Yeah, he looks like a barbarian that should just be wearing like a loincloth and have two swords that are bendy and pointy.
But he looks like he gets his jewelry from like a junkyard.
He looks like a slave trader where he's like, look man, this is the industry.
I'm the strongest man in the Congo.
But he's all, I don't know if it's steroids, he's all beaten up.
Like he walks like someone just broke both his legs.
Correct.
And then when you see pictures of him when he was a pimp, when he was like 18, dude, he's like a little agile bunny.
Yeah, yeah.
Looks like a, smells Puerto Rican.
Reminds me of my mother-in-law.
He's got that American Indian sort of loginess.
Anyway.
The only time we ever, like, even kind of made fun of him at all, or even said anything negative to him, it was me and Paul Bazeal riffing about how he gets his jewelry from the junkyard.
He's like, oh, can you turn that hubcap into an earring for me real quick?
Well, that was no problem, because it wasn't remotely funny or even accurate.
It looks like he... So I don't think that offended him.
He's got big metal things.
And where do you get those?
Oh, he has bones through his nose, you moron.
Wait, that's the guy from... that's an actor.
Yeah, Ryan, he's on the set.
He does movie stuff.
I've never seen him in a movie, but I'm gonna IMDb him.
Speaking of black people, Shiz Mobin is back.
It's Mobin Shiz now.
I don't have that in the notes.
You're the one who told me about it.
Correct.
But we've noticed this real clamp down on any site that shows blacks behaving badly.
Which is unfortunate because that's one of the funnest things to look at, right?
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You can look at that second video if you want to see what really goes on in the hood while people pretend they're being denied education.
They're really being denied the right to skip out on your manicure bill.
Over a tipping customer, no doubt.
See, I don't think, I think Asians make easy prey because they tend to be illegal.
So they don't want to call the cops and have to file a report because what's your name?
Right.
Let me see your ID.
And if the cops do come here, what are you going to say to them?
Isn't it amazing how we're so okay with illegals they can open up a shop?
Right.
You're not exactly on the lam there.
Also in the news, I was worried about Andy Ngo, speaking of Asians, and I was right.
He did get the living shit kicked out of him at that restaurant.
I don't think I have a link there.
Gotcha.
It's out there.
But that guy we saw being attacked at the restaurant... By the way, rich guys who don't wear ties, this is annoying.
I'm gonna go put on a tie.
Yeah, get a tie.
And I'll go to the Andy Ngo section of the world.
Yeah, go to his Twitter.
How do I switch the thing to me?
Dang it.
Yeah, so this is his last one.
Well, that's his latest one, but it doesn't reflect the incident.
Here we go.
These are all of his little injuries.
The knee looks pretty bad.
Oh, he's tweeted a lot since he's been back.
He's also like a weak homo, so like if you and I get Knocked around with that.
That's just me a bad day at the gym.
But for him, there we go, it's a big deal.
It's like a woman getting beat up that bad.
I'm sorry if that sounds homophobic or something, but Andy Ngo is a great journalist, but he's also a very tepid and low-T dude.
So when you see him getting beat, like if I got beat up like that, I don't think I'd even post it.
Now I sound like I'm not on his side.
I'm totally on his side.
This is a chick who got beat up.
Who is constantly threatened with murder.
And they kicked his ass.
He was hospitalized.
At that hotel.
That he was at.
The hotel did not help him at all, by the way.
Go to the top of this.
The first post.
No, a little lower.
Wait, wait.
No, statement.
Go to the statement.
Click on that.
Keep going down.
Uh, do-do-ba-do.
Meets back on the menu.
They dox him.
Wait, wait, stop.
Preserved by the fan and best reporter.
I took care to mitigate the risk and went to observe Antifa firsthand, as is his right.
Keep going down.
Yep, so they kick his ass.
This is the part.
That's the guy who was chasing him.
What?
Yeah.
It's terrifying.
Andy Ngo is Batman.
Whoa.
He has Batman villains chasing him.
At least Two-Face has half of a face.
Yeah, this is No-Face.
Andy No-Face.
Keep going down.
Get him, get him.
Pleading for his life.
How about making a fucking video, Anthony?
He managed to crawl away in the chaos.
I managed to seize a moment.
So this is the part I got.
So he goes to the 9's hotel.
I begged hotel staff to call 911, but they refused.
What?
And ordered me.
And ordered me to wear a mask and leave the property.
Pardonnez-moi?
I insisted, reminding them of the violent mob outside seeking to kill me, and that's no exaggeration.
By now, masked Antifa operatives were pounding on the hotel doors and windows, screaming and shouting my name.
Like, what the fuck's going on?
They refuse to call the cops?
I think that Antifa runs Portland.
And they don't want to be known as the Snitch Hotel, or they'll get bricks through their window.
They're the mafia.
It's the Pussy Mafia.
Like the mafia in New York would break your legs and your mother would end up in the East River.
All Antifa does is just wreck shit and scream.
And that's just as effective.
Apparently the New York mob could have saved a lot of murder raps.
Can you get back to me for a second so I can get this tie right?
It's hard when I look at the monitor because everything is in reverse.
That'll have to do.
Trump is not well is trending.
Trump is not well?
Have you seen fucking Biden people?
They're saying because apparently there's a rumor going around that he thinks that he's going to be reinstated in August.
That gives me a boner thinking about, but you know, he says some shit.
He also has said some stuff that people have doubted for a long time.
Speaking of Proud Boys, they're all over the news because they got involved in Arizona and someone in Arizona wanted them to disrupt something and cause a scene.
Not news.
But the reason you're seeing that all over the news is Arizona's audit about voter fraud is about to blow up and make everyone look very bad.
Everyone who doubted that there was voter fraud.
Look at Fauci, that's turning around real hard.
Fauci's cancelled, that was in my notes.
We are about to discover that everyone was right about Arizona and voter fraud.
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An actual MET, okay.
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Okay, we might be able to get him.
How do you know?
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I mean, it's kind of a loose cannon is the only thing, but... The thing is, I don't know how... Like, yeah, I love Lenny Dykstra, but I don't know how little kids feel about that, those myths.
Right, right.
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No, no, no.
Kurt Schilling?
No, no, not Kurt Schilling.
No, it was Lenny Dykstra.
Yep.
Yeah, and that was a shit show.
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Who's that chick that you love so much that was in, um... He's got it down?
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From Fast Times at Ridgemont High?
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Dude, he's got a Phoebe Cates.
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Now hold on a second, isn't it weird?
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That's her older too.
She's pretty good.
I mean, she's like ancient now.
I think she's 60.
Oh, that's actually Ron Darling older.
I'm sorry.
Wow, so I wonder if women find him just as attractive or like he's too feminine.
Dude, he slayed so much pussy his dick looked like Freddy's face.
Is that because he's a Met?
You know what I mean?
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Those Zoomers in D.C.?
Oh, yeah.
He made a little gay joke, like, you're fucking gay, dude!
What did they say?
After America First thing, they were leaving the bar, and I was pissing or something, and they're like...
I said, hey guys.
They go, what?
Hey, hi guys.
And then I said, I want to fuck you with my heels on.
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Right.
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That's funny.
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I remember that though.
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And then there's the gay scene and going, what the fuck?
Yeah.
Why is that in there?
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I thought that was a fun song.
They said I put it at the end of the CD or anything gay, like 99 left balloons.
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You're not ashamed of something if you put it on a mixed CD that you play to people.
No, you don't play it to people.
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You're just trying to crawl by yourself into this conversation.
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There's regular tobacco flavor, it's nicotine.
12 milligrams.
A man's amount.
Is there no flavor?
There's tobacco flavor.
No fruity shit for me.
Yeah, I like how you're Clint Eastwood as you suck on a fucking plastic dick all day.
That's right.
I was trying to move shit to the studio and every time I turned around he was there and then I just see this big fucking white slimer floating up in the sky above his head.
Hell yeah.
Not exactly the hardest little worker bee I've ever dealt with in my life.
Alright, look at this.
I only had a page of shit to talk about today and we're at that line.
The top line.
So much to discuss.
So little time.
Oh my God, look at that picture.
That's a little too young, actually.
This is a new game.
Ron Darling or Phoebe Cates?
Sometimes you'll see a chick, like in the burbs, and you'll be driving and you'll see her from behind and you'll go, wow, that is something.
It's a 15 year old!
Yeah, or it's a 90, you ever get those?
No.
The complete opposite, where from afar you're like, ooh.
And then you get closer, it's a, it's a witch.
Nope.
Oh, that happens all the time.
It must be weird, like go to that Google image thing.
It must be weird being known as like the most breathtakingly gorgeous young woman in the world throughout the 80s, and then inevitably you're older.
And you're like, you know when people see you, they go, oh.
Now, as far as 60-year-olds, if she's in a room with 60-year-olds, she is by far the smokiest smoke show in the room.
But people know her as the chick who came out of the pool in Fast Times.
So they see that and they go, hey, how come you're not 18 anymore?
Did time happen?
Does time exist?
Yeah.
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