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June 4, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S03E116 - BONUS SHOW

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	Ha, Rogi, my towel, Ninki Nicole.
	Ego mocazoitu, ya tabandios wano.
	Live from New York, it's Get Off My Run with Kevin McKinnon.
	Hispanic culture generally is worse than our culture.
	Their music is objectively worse than our music.
	And it seems to have infiltrated our top 10.
	And that's an act of war.
	This is low IQ garbage.
	And I can say that it's stupider than punk.
	I'd love to fuck her, though.
	If that's on the table.
	Okay, first of all, guys, guys, guys.
	You never ride on the back of a man's motorcycle.
	You might as well have a dick up your ass.
	In fact, in Mad Max, the gay guy is the guy in the back of the motorcycle.
	He's the fuck toy of the main bad guy in Mad Max Road Warrior.
	I know a dude who was in a horrible dirt bike accident, and his bike was totaled.
	And his friends go, we got to get you to a hospital or something.
	You're cut up.
	And they go, hop on the back, we'll take you.
	And he's like, I can't do that.
	So he had to walk to the road.
	It took like an hour.
	Big trail of blood.
	Brown bears following him.
	That's who rides on the back of a motorcycle.
	Wow, that was fast, Ryan.
	Is this the new you?
	This is my wallpaper, actually.
	This is my screen series.
	And when you're watching Mad Max and you see that guy, you don't go, I wonder if they're a gay couple.
	You don't go, I wonder what this relationship is here.
	Look at the fucking little chain.
	I mean, the lock around his neck.
	You're his bitch.
	We got it.
	That was cool that they made the villain a fake.
	Yeah.
	Couldn't do that today.
	But go back to that video.
	So aren't you embarrassed?
	Yeah, they're all queers, like Bad Bunny.
	I thought this was Bad Bunny because he's got...
	Bad Bunny with the little...
	Have you seen the Cheetos ad where he has the little things in his hair?
	No, with little slices?
	It's so irritating.
	He has his hair in little beaded braids with plastic beads all over his fucking forehead.
	And then he's...
	Yeah, that's it.
	And he's recording some song and Cheetos are there and then it gets dope and all the lights.
	Look at that.
	He thinks Ali G is like a style that people actually wear?
	Yeah.
	That's sub-Ali G. G, not kidding.
	Just kill him.
	Why is he alive?
	He's got like nail polish.
	He's a they-them, isn't he?
	Don't you feel like if you just walk in there and just blew his head off, everyone would go like, yeah.
	Thank you.
	I get it.
	Nobody wanted to do that.
	You can take me to court.
	I'll just show the judge this.
	And the judge will go, yeah, yeah.
	Okay.
	What's he got on feet?
	Try not to do that again.
	What is like, what is the styling there?
	It's fucking monkey garbage.
	He's got crocs.
	He's got crocs on.
	Those are crocs.
	Like, this was designed by animals.
	If you gave animals a budget, you went to the zoo and you said, here, animals, make a fucking...
	Now someone's going to make that racial.
	He's white.
	I called a white guy a monkey.
	I meant like an animal.
	Like a Cheeto.
	Like a Cheeto.
	A Cheeto.
	I just sent you an email that someone sent me a second ago.
	Bang or blue?
	There's two.
	There's Bang and there's blue.
	Well, just click on it.
	Yeah, check that out.
	It's really funny.
	What happened?
	I think someone hit the door.
	Let me go out there.
	No, no, don't go in.
	Relax, relax.
	Let's I do that.
	Go to the room, call the special call, and I will contact one.
	Calling all special cars over.
	All special cars respond.
	And then you click on the link and it's all gold.
	I guess it's a guy, a young guy with his very young immigrant parents, and they are not trying to learn English.
	Like, click on the top left.
	Dad, did I hear you sneeze you?
	He's doing his dad's accent.
	Did I hear you sneeze?
	You blew your knee.
	Dad, did I hear you sneeze?
	Sneeze.
	What?
	Did I hear you sneeze for my salmon?
	Daddy.
	What is happening?
	He's learning our insults.
	Oh, toss my salad shit.
	You are not our insults.
	And we never say to our wife, you swallow.
	Oh.
	Hi, Elfran.
	I'm sorry for you in the jail.
	I'm in the jail the same.
	Jo a different sexual Asian.
	I'm in the jail for the relationship.
	Jo a different style.
	Good luck to me and you egg.
	Bye.
	She's got the sprinkles.
	Yeah.
	That's what happened.
	No, she wasn't kidding with the special car.
	You put my dinko on the snail?
	You want to do the buckbacko when I come back and the shee walu?
	Why, honey?
	I just want the chiwah.
	Asians or faces are funny.
	What's swallowing an insult?
	That better not be.
	I don't want that word getting out.
	That's why they spit sales.
	I was angry enough when cocksucker became an insult.
	Stop it.
	In the Chinatown, when they spit so much on the ground, that's why, because they cannot swallow a saliva.
	Anyway, guys, it's going to be a lot of jokes like this.
	Just smash the subscribe.
	Tune in every day.
	It's really dope what we got going on here.
	It's going to be some really something crazy.
	So that was the opening song.
	Roki R.D., Mike Towers, and Nikki Akol, Ella No Estuia.
	It was totally a request from Gavin McKinnis.wyn.
	Someone said, make that the opening song.
	I said, okay.
	You're on the back of a bike and you get a haircut every day.
	You're basically Washington Heights.
	Today's book is totally dope.
	It's fire.
	It's Robert H. Book, Slouching Towards Gomorrah.
	It's like a seminal conservative book, like almost as much as Pap Buchanan, Death of the West.
	You've got to check it out.
	It's like it predicted the fall of America.
	I like this book, obviously, and you should read it.
	It's a staple.
	And it became like the conservative book of the era.
	When was this?
	Is this the 80s?
	But I got to say, it's a little too conservative for my tastes.
	Published in 1977?
	Yeah, they used to be the boring ones that tell you not to curse and smoke pot.
	A hardcover edition of this book was published in 1996.
	A paperback edition appeared in 1977.
	You made the hardcover after?
	That doesn't make any sense.
	Anyway, I'm following this book and I'm going, yeah, you're right, dude.
	It's disgusting.
	Yeah, yeah, we're glorifying all this disgusting.
	And he goes, and rock and roll.
	And you're like, wait, what?
	He starts shitting on rock.
	How dangerous it is for society.
	I'm out.
	I wish somebody had some sort of grip on culture, like was shaming the culture.
	Because it's all like hip-hop, kill your mom, and my necklace.
	Yeah, they don't know the culture.
	Like, he doesn't know that song or what it's about.
	Not that I do.
	But yeah, that's why the Proud Boys did so well because we said we're for American values, but we also don't give a shit about drugs.
	In fact, we're doing them right now.
	And we're fucking and sucking and partying.
	We like rock.
	Yes.
	And we think Ben Shapiro's a nerd.
	Right.
	I respect Ben Shapiro's work, but I don't want to party with him.
	I think he's a dork.
	So it was like right wing with balls.
	Oh, by the way, that reminds me.
	One of the reasons I wanted to do a show today was some fucker.
	This is in the, I didn't send you this yet.
	I'm jumping ahead to the mailbag because it's relevant.
	Here, I'll forward you the letter.
	Dick Masterson has a show, The Dick Show.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	And Dick Masterson is my bro.
	In fact, he helped me.
	He helped me build the first Zenoa Kinsman website, which got deplatformed and demonetized.
	But no, the second one, he helped it.
	When it first got demonetized, he had another monetization idea.
	And I don't think he realized when you're doing something for Proud Boys, you get DDOS attacks and you get shut down and you have to build this thing.
	And he was just used to building normal stuff for normal people.
	So I would call him like 10 times a day, go, we need this and we need that.
	And this got shut down and this isn't working.
	And he just texts me towards the end of our relationship for that project.
	He's just text me.
	He's like, are you high?
	He's like, I have a job.
	And I'm sort of like, well, you shouldn't have signed up for this because this is what this entails.
	Right.
	This is your job now, bitch.
	So check out one of his callers.
	I sent you the timestamp is in the letter.
	It's like 9.30.
	So uninformed.
	And this is what I, I don't mind being criticized, obviously, but when they have everything wrong, you get mad because you go, you don't really care, or you would have looked it up.
	Right.
	Because of this asshole.
	Yeah, I have a problem.
	And then when he leaves these guys to rot in jail.
	Wait, go back.
	Go back a little bit.
	That's Mersch from this other shitty show called Revenge of the Sis.
	Oh, those guys are obsessed with the...
	Merch calling or the guy sitting there?
	Mersh, the guy in the call like this.
	Oh, that's the guy.
	He's fat.
	He's got a lazy eye and he's balding.
	He's stupid.
	I used to.
	How did you know it was him calling?
	Listen to his voice, huh?
	For 12.
	But when I see guys that's how you know.
	My friend Jesse of Pot Awful, who's been deplatformed off everything, his little show, he hates both of these guys.
	He's not giving them credit.
	I thought it was just a random caller.
	No.
	Dick Masterson and Merch are enemies of the Pot Awful show.
	Oh, it's a whole thing.
	Co-founded Vice, which, by the way, is, you know.
	Back a little more?
	If you want to go out and be a left-wing grifter, yeah, dude, if you can make up a fake Twitter account right now and be like, oh, I'm trans and I can't afford my top surgery, and you can get a bunch of those retards to give you money, I'm going to fucking laugh hysterically.
	That's a great transfer of wealth.
	But when I see guys that came from Canada that co-founded Vice, which by the way, that was the OG prototype for like subversive, like, hey, weed, man, fucking in the media.
	And like, now Action Bronson has a fucking TV show because of this asshole.
	Yeah, I have a problem.
	Yeah, why'd you do that?
	Sorry about that.
	And then when he leaves these guys to rot in jail that have his back in New York, that was when it was like, all right, this went from just goofing on Gavin to this dude is like a complete psychologist.
	How did I leave them to rot in jail?
	Right.
	This is the thing that bugs me about people who say that.
	What jail is Max in?
	Is he in governor?
	What jail is John in?
	Is he in Bear Hill?
	I thought this was just a stranger.
	Now I feel like I'm giving a loser attention.
	So now I'm reluctant to go off on the tangent.
	But like, I talk to Max and John on a regular basis.
	I talk to their families.
	I talk to Max's dad, Rocky.
	I've sent tens of thousands of dollars to Max's lawyer, Ron Hart.
	I don't work with John's lawyers.
	John's middle class.
	And John's lawyers are, you know, highfalutin dudes.
	Max's lawyer is just a local prosecutor in New York, Ron.
	I talked to Ron for hours.
	I still do.
	And how do I not...
	The other thing, the other lie that goes around is that I turned them all in.
	Sandy Bockham starts that rumor.
	After this shit went down, I said, guys, here's the deal.
	You either go on the lamb.
	Once there's a warrant out for your arrest, you either go on the lamb, which is a choice, but I wouldn't recommend it, or you fucking get a lawyer, and I'll get you a lawyer.
	Here's a bunch of lawyers.
	Here's a bunch of numbers.
	And then they went in.
	Now, I separated myself from the group because I wanted the jury to think it's not a gang.
	It isn't a gang.
	And a gang has no leader, as I told you a hundred times.
	Did it work?
	I don't know.
	David Kyriakos Had all his charges dropped.
	Fatwa Jeff got away with just a year of weekends.
	He's moving to the South now, by the way.
	Eight others had all their charges dropped.
	And then go to that charity there, Justice for Liberty, which has since been shut down.
	That's a weird griff that you would raise $52,000 for another person.
	Right.
	That's a weird type of griff.
	And I had to keep switching that up.
	That was the page that Dick helped me with.
	I had to change the thing from this donation thing to cameo to the doodle auction to all these different things.
	And we had our payment processors all shut down because I was raising money for Proud Boys.
	And that's seen as terrorism, funding terrorism.
	So now I'm permanently blackballed from all credit card payment processors.
	Like if you gave me a bar, thanks very much.
	I can't do anything with it.
	I can't process credit cards.
	They were also using your footage in the court, too.
	So if you separate yourself from the thing, it's like, well, whatever you think about this guy.
	Half the court was quotes from my show.
	So if I'm the leader, then these guys are going to go out and do more horrible things.
	Anyway, go ahead.
	The fucking site that I was working on for him was a fun to help one of those guys out of jail.
	No, no, no, no.
	The guys were in jail.
	It was there.
	You just saw the picture.
	It was there for the baby, for John's kids.
	So, wait, did Dick just defend you and say, actually, you're wrong?
	Well, what Dick's doing here is he's keeping a show moving.
	So if he says, that's bullshit, fuck off, get lost, you don't have a call.
	So he's just sort of staying neutral and being like, I didn't know that.
	I just emailed him all of this, by the way, to get him on the right page.
	That was when it was like, all right, this went from just goofing on Gavin to this dude is like a complete psychopath.
	The fucking site that I was working on for him was a fun to help one of those guys out of jail, ironically.
	Many would justice for Liberty.
	Was it just a website for Gavin to, you know, make some money and say he's getting him out of jail?
	Well, I hope.
	Wait, so now I was taking that money?
	Well, yeah, he's dubious.
	He thinks that you, a person who could just...
	Okay, so where's Zenoa Kinsman saying Gavin stole all the money?
	Yeah, she should be out there.
	Why don't you talk to Zenoa Kinsman?
	Or why don't you talk to Max and John?
	This is the other thing that pisses me off.
	These guys who complain about me wrecking society or doing something wrong, they haven't done anything.
	This guy's never written to Max and John asking them what's up.
	He's never helped anyone do anything.
	Dude, that fatso is, he gets booted off all the things that he tries to like grift and get money for.
	Every show they do, it's like they try to, there's like a bar of donations and he's like, donos, donos.
	And he's really pathetic.
	And he doesn't love what he does.
	He stinks at him.
	Let's stop talking about him.
	I'm just giving you a little path.
	I want to just deal with the allegations.
	Severely pathetic.
	And by the way, at the end of every show, we not only try to raise money, but tell you contact them.
	Yeah, we constantly have information on how to contact these people in jail and I send them books.
	I fill their commissary.
	I deal with the family.
	I've raised probably $100,000 in total and tens of thousands of dollars of my own.
	I paid for Max's appeal with Ron Hart.
	I had Steinglass come by my house, chewed him out.
	They've been convicted and sentenced.
	Like, everything is a grift with Gavin.
	This is why I hate him.
	Oh, see, now I'm getting angry.
	When this cocksucker fucking, when these guys got arrested in New York, the three guys, right?
	One of them's a fucking father of three.
	One of them was just having a baby as they were sentencing him.
	When these fucking guys got in trouble, they started a fucking thing where they were like, hey, you know, let's help these guys out.
	Let's try to get them good lawyers, whatever.
	At the exact same time, Gavin started his free Gavin campaign where he was taking donations from Proud Boys and people so he could sue the SPLC in some kind of fucking, in some kind of like, laughing so much.
	That's just patently false.
	John and Max were arrested in October of 2019.
	I sued, began the lawsuit.
	Ron Coleman began the lawsuit in February of 2019.
	It's impossible to raise money for Proud Boys, by the way.
	Impossible.
	So I don't know how much money we raised for Max and John.
	I don't think we did.
	The only thing we could do was raise money for his family.
	So we started that, raised 50 grand there.
	And then months later, the following year, I started the SPLC suit, never took one red cent.
	Never seen a penny of that.
	That money all went to Ron Coleman and lawyers.
	It's still sitting there.
	Much of it is left in a nest egg.
	And we're still chipping away at it, trying to come up with new angles to get this thing off the judge's lap.
	He's not moving on it.
	So in his version of events here, Max and John get arrested.
	There's all this need to raise money for them, and then I take it, which is patently false.
	We managed to raise a bit of money for them.
	It gets shut down instantaneously, right?
	Within days, the GoFundMe that Max's mom started was gone, right?
	Even when she was selling quilts, that gets shut down immediately.
	I managed to raise 50 grand for his kids.
	I'm still raising money for them, by the way.
	We have to strengthen our payment processor to do anything for even his fucking black babies.
	Still moving.
	Still committing.
	Still raising money for them.
	Still talking to Zeno on a regular basis.
	Still sending them shit every day.
	And then months later, I said, Ron and I said, this is fucking bullshit.
	These guys are in prison for what?
	And then we started, let's sue the SPLC.
	And 22,000 people donated, a total of a quarter mil.
	How is that a fucking grift, you loser, who's never helped anyone do anything?
	Wait, stop.
	Everyone thought they were giving money to get these guys out of jail.
	No.
	The sue the SPLC suit was very clear.
	Big website explaining everything.
	Everyone knew what they were doing.
	They were suing a hate group called the SPLC.
	They are suing a hate group called the SPLC.
	You made videos about it when I was- This is a really irritating lie because this is why I hate the SPLC.
	Martin Luther King had the SCLC, and after he was assassinated, all this money went pouring into the SCLC.
	The SPLC starts that day.
	Not that day, but like a couple as this flow is happening.
	And they hire a random dude who has the same last name, Abernathy, as Martin Luther King's partner.
	So they grab an Abernathy off the street, change one letter, and siphon all this SCLC money.
	That's one of the many reasons I fucking despise the SPLC.
	They are a grift.
	And then this dork accuses me of doing the same thing.
	He wants you to get a no.
	Oh, no, I didn't know that, motherfucker.
	Yosemite Sam.
	See, they're just egging him on because it's good radio.
	I know you're competing.
	Marshall Mayor Andy Savage.
	Now he says, I didn't know they had competing websites.
	We didn't.
	It's just a lie.
	There's nothing as we can.
	It's having a good laugh at a lie.
	Like, this is my beef when people come at me.
	Please make it be true.
	Like, I think there's two genders.
	I think most women would be happier at home.
	I hate education.
	I think it should be abolished.
	I think kids should be playing until they're 10, and then they should be tested to see if they're smart enough to go to secondary or get a trade at 14.
	Those are all pretty controversial views.
	Come at me on those.
	But they're like, you went to Charlottesville.
	You instigated the January 6th insurrection.
	You had competing charities.
	You siphoned all the money.
	You abandoned the Prowboys.
	You turned them in.
	Patently false.
	I'm going to argue like that with my mother.
	Everything twice.
	I didn't know he put up competing charities.
	Yeah, that's much more than that.
	That's much more of a thing you can know.
	He doesn't exist as a proof.
	He's so high on the list of people I hate.
	That's good to know.
	Because of what he does to his own follower.
	Like, I don't even care if you're a scumbag.
	I'm a scumbag.
	Like, you know, like, when people come up with like dirt on me or dirt on dick, it's always like, well, he lied to this girl.
	Get his dick sucked.
	He went into a Wawa and he didn't pay for his sandwich.
	He only paid for his gas.
	Like, okay, fine, whatever.
	He's working on the system.
	But, like, this is a dude who has a built-in fan base that all he has to do is be like kind of nice to, kind of empathetic to.
	And he just, he just squeezes a man and he squeezes them.
	And then when they need his help, he's just kind of like, oh, I'm leaving the Proud Boys.
	I don't.
	And then he said he left the Proud Boys.
	And did he get a better deal?
	Yeah.
	I remember that.
	I didn't like that laugh.
	I had a impression that they would drop the charges if I left the Proud Boys.
	He got arrested.
	To be clear, it was not so they would drop the charges.
	That was never an option.
	It was so the jury wouldn't see this as a gang led by a guy.
	Did it work?
	We don't know.
	Didn't work for Max and John.
	It worked for the other 11?
	Actually, a gang, and he was like, oh, what proud boy?
	No, I was never the leader.
	It was just a joke.
	He never said it was a joke.
	It didn't seem like a joke.
	Like, it didn't seem like a joke.
	Seemed like a political movement that I agree with, but it didn't seem like a fucking joke.
	Dude, as soon as charges came down on a federal level, Gavin got out of there so fast that he actually left like a cutout in the wall, like an old roadmart.
	Wouldn't I disavow them then if I was abandoning them?
	And would I not support them when they're on the show?
	I mean, here on the show on a regular basis?
	Anyway, this is getting ridiculous.
	I just, I wish this was a random caller and not some dude who has a history of using this as a way to get attention and giving him attention.
	Oh, I knew this call would be educational for me.
	Yeah, funny.
	It's not an educational dick.
	So much.
	And look, he works with Kumio.
	Kumio's another one.
	That's just a...
	I'm not going to.
	I know he's going to go off about Kumium.
	He's pathetic.
	Actually, that's...
	This is a funny show.
	We don't usually do this.
	But if you go to the mailbag, and we will do the mailbag later on.
	But what did I see there?
	Boop-bad-da.
	Look up free Proud Boys gas station sign.
	This is heartening.
	It's nice to see this once in a while.
	Big Vanity Fair hit piece is coming out in July, which I'm dreading.
	And I talked to Rolling Stone yesterday.
	That's another thing, too.
	If I'm nothing to do with the Proud Boys and don't back them, I can't wait to ban them.
	Why did I talk to the Wall Street Journal this week, USA Today last week, and Rolling Stone yesterday?
	Constantly calling up the greatest fraternal organization in the world.
	Joe Biggs and Enrique shaking hands.
	Some good news, finally.
	Good enough.
	Here's another kind of a happy thing.
	Some pussy liberal New York Nico Instagram guy, he's the media darling.
	Oh, wait, I didn't see the whole thing.
	I thought it just ends with more of Biden's lies.
	Free the boys.
	Free America's political prisoners.
	Free the boys.
	Wow, that's cool.
	That is cool.
	With the laurel and all that.
	Now, where is this?
	I wish I knew.
	I probably can't say it.
	I get doxed.
	Somewhere free and country store.
	Something country store.
	Oh my head.
	I am very hungover from yesterday, by the way.
	I didn't have that much.
	I had like four beers and two makers.
	My head is pounding.
	And then this morning, my wife goes, you were snoring last night.
	Or this morning.
	And I go, oh shit, did I wake you up?
	What time was I snoring?
	She goes, like, eight.
	Okay, time to get up.
	Sorry.
	The kid's got to go to school, lady.
	Sorry, I disturbed you after you had already eaten.
	She usually gets up like at six and seven.
	What's this?
	That's Merck.
	That's how he walks.
	I thought Dante walked weird.
	It's a little quiet over here.
	Hey, Mike, how's it going?
	Stop giving this fucking loser attention.
	Are you dumb?
	Yeah, I'm dumb.
	You don't know how it works, do you?
	We just.
	You really are naive about this shit.
	Showing him walking all fat as opposed to him voicing all of his.
	All attention is good attention for people like that.
	Go to 1-2.
	This is New York Nico.
	It actually kind of makes me like New York.
	I'm Maya Wiley.
	Scott Stran.
	Sam Ralis.
	I'm Andrew Gang.
	I'm Mary Gannel.
	My Andrew Gang looks weird.
	And I'm running.
	I'm running for mayor.
	For the mayor of the greatest city that exists on this planet.
	I'm running for mayor.
	I'm running the love of the city.
	I'm running for mayor.
	Do you always leave $100 bills around the studio?
	Let me tell you something, guys.
	You're so important in my life.
	And I am stopping the microbiologist and Millennium Generation Nico in this New York magazine.
	The ghosts of the train were like, yes, what are you going to do for me now?
	No, no, it's fine.
	There's no candidate who does an interview like that.
	I guarantee you.
	There's two options for the mayor of New York.
	Curtis Shilwa, which I just learned right now was Shilwa.
	I always thought it was Silwa.
	Me too.
	And that black dude, that guy, Eric.
	Tough on crime, Democrat.
	Tough on crime.
	No, I know New Yorkers are completely useless when it comes to voting.
	They're the worst voters in the world.
	They voted for de Blasio more than once.
	What?
	What?
	But I honestly can't fathom even dickheads like New Yorkers not going for a tough on crime mayor.
	Any city for that matter.
	In this day and age, Portland?
	Like the next guy, you gotta, the next guy better be fucking Judge Dredd.
	Judge Dredd and RoboCop for American mayors.
	Coast to coast, right?
	Am I nuts?
	And I bet he's pretty lefty, too.
	Look at, by the way, go to 1-4.
	Venice is out of control.
	This is where Amber Tamblin lives.
	I couldn't imagine living there.
	Look at this shit.
	See, when you're a drug addict, it feels really good, but you're kind of just borrowing from the future.
	And eventually, you got to pay the Piper.
	So when you run out of mess, you're in a bad mood.
	Anthony Kumiya said, these caveman Geico commercials are getting really dark.
	Look, is that a home?
	Yeah, it must be a house, right?
	World's worst real estate.
	The cops must just not answer calls.
	Like, we think by not having mental institutions, we don't have mental institutions.
	No, we do.
	They're just spread out.
	That's a mental institution.
	Homemade.
	Oh, I know what it is.
	That guy's just giving up on living there and he rents it out as an Airbnb for tons of money.
	And just pays for the damages.
	This is the same fucking house, 1-5.
	What the fuck?
	Now, I think what he does here is he shoulders the front pane and it smashes and it cuts his shoulder open.
	Because you'll watch that white shirt get redder and redder as this video goes on.
	So he's cut himself.
	Look at that fit man.
	He should be doing construction.
	Poor, weak, homeless gentleman.
	Yeah, someone needs a trade.
	So he's looking down at his wound now.
	And there you can see the red has begun.
	Well, that must be the house alarm.
	Venice always sucked.
	I met a guy there once.
	I did a thing for Vice, like a streeter.
	And there was a guy in a long black leather jacket who, the way he washed his clothes and his body was, he would just walk into the ocean.
	Fully dressed.
	Then dry off.
	Like, this is America.
	Where are you, Judge Dredd?
	Crime versus sentence, death.
	What do you do?
	Yeah.
	Unless you're a pro fighter, because you're taking on someone who's fucking high and doesn't feel pain and who is going to stomp on your head after when you're down.
	I guess you got to fight him.
	You got to go for the button and hope you can knock him out.
	Let's say you do knock that guy out.
	Cops are coming for you now.
	They won't come for him just being him.
	Right.
	You do something about this, they come for you.
	Well, if we had real men again, you could say to the other guy in the bike, let's do this.
	Right.
	You got him.
	And then they...
	I feel like in the 80s, our dads would have done that.
	Maybe not your dad, but...
	My dad would smash people up.
	Oh, really?
	He was in a multi-cycle gangs.
	He was in that gangs.
	Look at all the blood.
	I know what I'll do.
	I'll hide the blood with another shirt.
	That's his idea of taking care of the wound.
	Wear darker colors.
	But I feel like in our dad's days, they go, you ready for this?
	Let's do this.
	You get the legs.
	And then the two strangers would go attack the guy.
	Blood.
	And if it was a movie, you'd push your thumb into his wound.
	A guy who's bleeding like that is dangerous.
	Gets into a cut or something, you got what he got.
	Now you're worried about AIDS in 2021?
	Oh, yeah.
	Let's just jump into feminism, shall we?
	On this weird short party show that we just threw together.
	Let's see if we can play that.
	Wait, show it again.
	That's the worst font in the history of fonts.
	Oh, that was Sam Hyde.
	Yeah.
	You tripped my wife, Nick.
	I saw you do it.
	Women have a feature where the glass is half full.
	They're perpetual optimists, right?
	They can make light of anything and that's an important ingredient in a family.
	Edward DeBono's book Six Thinking Hats talks about all the different hats you have to wear when you have a project, an idea.
	You have to have a green hat which is organic and thinking and being creative.
	You have to have a blue hat that deals with the finances and will this make money.
	You have to have a white hat that's optimistic and says this is going to work.
	You have to have a black hat that looks at all the problems and says why won't this work?
	This is an issue.
	You've got to have a red hat where you say it's all passion and we're going to do this.
	It's for the betterment of the world.
	You have to have a yellow hat where you're scared.
	You think it's going to fail.
	You have trepidation.
	All of those are important.
	And a loving family, the woman's role is the white hat and the man's role is the black and the blue hat and the woman's role is the green hat.
	So they have different roles.
	Now that they're on their own, they're imbalanced and they just have this like optimism, right?
	And it's embarrassing to watch them cope with their old age.
	Like check out this 1.6.
	So this woman says, bringing back the phrase with child for pregnancy.
	Speaking of that, I am with child.
	Awesome.
	We're so happy for you.
	Ashley St. Clair has a baby, a bun in the oven too, by the way.
	I hope that doctor guy has put a ring on her finger or is about to.
	He's gorgeous.
	They're both gorgeous.
	I can't wait to fuck that baby when it comes out.
	That smoking hot baby.
	And the best thing about fucking babies is you don't care if they're male or female.
	They're just the gender baby and they have no teeth.
	So this woman, Kristen Conway, I don't know who she is.
	I'm not specifically calling this woman out, but I'm always shocked when women under 35 are excited about destroying their bodies through pregnancy, even under 40.
	I've heard feminists say this too about it destroying your pussy, which is not true.
	It's a pretty elastic thing, the vagina.
	And as far as destroying your body, I'm not even sure that's true.
	Yes, a woman with five kids has droopier tits and tends to be chubbier.
	A woman with zero kids the same age, are her tits exactly as droopy and does she have the same gunt?
	Generally, yes.
	So it may well be a myth that women gain weight when they have kids.
	They just gain weight as they get older and when they have kids, it takes time.
	But how many women have you seen bounce back after babies, especially young women, all the fucking time?
	Much to my wife's chagrin.
	They seem to do pretty well.
	Especially when they have them nice and young.
	And the babies tend to be healthier.
	I don't want any more autistic moms of autistic kids to cancel their subscriptions, but when they have babies later in life, there tend to be issues.
	Anyway, even under 40, if I'm being honest, having kids over 40 is a roll of the dice.
	It's probably not going to happen to you.
	Statistically, the odds are very low you'll even get one, but when you get one, the odds are very high there's going to be an issue.
	So do not wait till you're 40.
	30 is late, believe it or not, folks.
	For the 1 millionth time on this show, the hourglass turns upside down at the age of 30.
	The sand is going out from 30 to 35.
	Are there exceptions?
	Of course.
	My mother had my brother at 40.
	My wife had my youngest at 40.
	It happens.
	It's not the pattern.
	By the way, as a little side note, someone asks, how come you never talk about your brother on the show?
	We are very close.
	We talk on a regular basis.
	He's probably going to move here soon, probably start working here.
	But Antifa and lunatics terrorize my parents, my brother, my in-laws, my entire family, my children.
	So I don't talk about my family to avoid attention going that way.
	But I would love it to have him as a regular on the show, talk about him all day.
	But in the climate we're in, any mention of anyone, friends or family, makes them a target.
	Look at our letters page.
	Every single, I would say maybe one in 100 say you can say my name.
	And what is their crime?
	Listening to someone.
	So go back.
	You only have about 20 years of adulthood to have fun with hot guys.
	Now, a lot of women lose their virginity at 14, which I think is gross, even if the other guy's 14.
	But let's say a normal average is 16.
	I'm not advocating for 16.
	I'd like it to be 18.
	But the normal middle class sort of losing your virginity tends to be around 16, 17, right?
	20 years you need cocks, different cocks.
	I knew a guy who proposed to a girl.
	They'd been living together for five years.
	She met him at 20.
	At 25, he proposed.
	They're living together.
	Yeah.
	What took you so long?
	She said no.
	And I go, you know what that means, right?
	I want more cocks.
	I need big ones, small ones, bendy ones, yellow ones, black ones, white ones.
	Ones that sit on rocks.
	Why do you need so many cocks?
	It's the same with partying.
	You get your first drunk around 15.
	By 25, that's a decade.
	As Motley Cruz say, a decade of decadence.
	Not good enough?
	Decadence.
	How many gate balls do you need to snort?
	How much acid?
	How many times do you have to hallucinate?
	How many threesomes do you need?
	You want to see her?
	Yeah, that's where I'm getting to.
	So she's obviously still having lots of fun with hot guys.
	By the way, you know what this really is?
	This is an obvious self-own where she's hiding her jealousy.
	And she's saying, I'm actually kind of, I feel sad for you that you're pregnant because you just ruined your body.
	Meanwhile, she would kill her firstborn to have a firstborn.
	Yummy.
	Delicious.
	Still getting those hot guys, are we?
	The yuck.
	Um, are you a fucking porn star for the Adams family?
	What is that thing?
	The Adams Apple family.
	She's a dude.
	Oh, she better not put on any weight.
	That would be really gross if she was to put on weight.
	My lord.
	Look at the loneliness.
	Oh, my God.
	That's terrifying.
	That's really scary, dude.
	That is saw.
	Wow, that's terrible.
	Still enjoying your hot guys?
	They're not enjoying you.
	Let me guess.
	You have your hot guys at 4 a.m. when he's tried every other possibility.
	Look at 50217.
	5-0.
	No, she says, my notes say I'm 50 and hot.
	I'm single at 50.
	Why?
	Men hate me being brainier than them.
	No, they hate you because you have the face of Ted Danson.
	Why am I disinviting my unvaccinated friends from my dinner parties?
	Yeah, so no one's showing up to her dinner parties.
	She's like, good.
	You're not invited anyway.
	Like, how sad is this?
	I'm a sexist.
	And what do I want?
	I want women to be loved.
	I want them to be happy.
	I want them to be surrounded by little angels that they created that call them mom and snuggle with them in the mornings.
	Mother's Day, drawings.
	Tooth fairy sneaking the money under the pillow.
	Yay, mommy's home.
	I miss you, mom.
	I need a hug.
	Hey, kids, you don't have to come downstairs for cereal.
	It's cartoon morning.
	I brought you some fruit loops.
	There you go.
	Thanks, mom.
	You're the greatest.
	I love my mom.
	They do little projects for school.
	Why?
	10 reasons I love my mom.
	Little drawings of what's your favorite thing to do?
	And it's him and his mom at the park and they're holding hands and the sun is there, colored in yellow.
	That's what I want for you.
	But we live, we've been brainwashed into thinking that babies are gross, sex with strangers is meaningful.
	Sex with strangers is boring.
	Let's cut the shit.
	The only thing that makes it interesting is the possibility that this could be the one and this is a building block.
	But if it is absolutely positively not going to happen, like she's getting on a fucking rocket to Mars the next day, there's nothing there.
	There's no rapport.
	That's why fucking prostitutes is so sad.
	Because this is someone who finds you so repulsive, she needs to put a condom on your dick to suck it, and then she still needs whatever it is today.
	500, 100, depending on the town, the context, the quality.
	If someone dared me to suck a piece of frozen shit, I would say, okay, let's do 100 bucks, but I want to put a condom on it.
	And then I would go like this.
	And I'd make my money.
	That's what prostitutes are doing.
	Your dick is a frozen piece of shit if you're with a prostitute.
	You happy now?
	She feels nothing.
	There is zero going on there.
	How is that different from beating off to porn or fucking a sex doll?
	You're a loser.
	Stop it.
	But that was a great dishonor to her and to her family.
	Stop watching porn.
	Stop jerking off.
	Put a ring on it.
	If he can't make up his mind in nine months, he can't make up his mind ever, ladies.
	I know people, I know a guy who's been dating the same girl for nine years and he hasn't put a ring on it.
	That's just as much her fault.
	Look at Chrissy Mayer.
	I think she's been with that guy for seven years.
	And one of the reasons he's with her possibly is she can't have kids.
	Or another trick men do is they buy the woman a dog and that appeases her maternal instincts for a while, which is bizarre.
	That's sort of like those hands they put on babies.
	It's like full of like sand and it makes the baby think there's a hand there and then the mom can go up and make a coffee.
	Put a ring on that asshole.
	Don't wait, wait, wait.
	I want to be a little bit more.
	Don't put a ring on her asshole.
	It will fall off.
	If you put a ring on her asshole, it will fall off.
	I heard a great Mitch Hedberg in the car I hadn't heard before.
	He goes, I was at, what was the concert?
	It was like Wasp or some...
	Oh, it was Monster Voodoo Machine or Monster Magnet.
	Damn.
	Few people remember Monster Magnet.
	He was like, I was at a show in New York with Monster Magnet.
	My Mitch Hedberg isn't very good.
	And he yelled out, who here feels like human beings?
	And then he yelled out, who here feels like an animal?
	And everyone cheered.
	But I cheered at the first one because I did not know there would be a second option.
	I wish I had known and I would have chosen animal.
	He's so fucking great.
	He is Sprinkles.
	From now on, I'm just going to say you have the Mitch headband.
	That was such an era-specific band.
	Yeah.
	They just like, time swallowed them up.
	No one on Earth puts Monster Magnet on.
	That looks like a snapshot of like the times.
	What was that time?
	I feel like it was the late 90s.
	Well, 2009 was this video.
	1998.
	1998.
	Yeah.
	It was the UMG review.
	Late 90s.
	Oh, yeah.
	Monster Voodoo Machine was another one.
	Yeah, they had that.
	This whole shot right here, that murder junkies.
	No, no.
	What were they called?
	Fuck.
	Jane's Addiction?
	Were they 90s?
	No, but Jane's Addiction last.
	Like, you'd put on Jane's Addiction.
	I know you hate them.
	I do.
	But Pixies, Jane's Addiction, you'll put that on in 20 years.
	No one will ever listen to Monster Magnet again.
	Tom McDonald has a new song out.
	What the fuck is the name of that band?
	Tom McDonald, who's Tom McDonald?
	He's a guy with a band.
	He's got a new song out.
	Early Jane, like Jane, cover some rage.
	Yeah.
	Now that I know, now that I've said, please stop sending me Tom McDonald, my mailbox is so full of fucking Tom McDonald.
	It was so dumb of me to say, please stop sending me Tom McDonald.
	I saw a thing where like it apparently a song was produced by Eminem and with a slim shady beat or something, he credited him.
	But I don't know if that's like some weird diss or if he really did collaborate with Eminem.
	Because he is completely politically opposite from him.
	Yeah, whatever.
	I forgot to show you the New York Post cover.
	Coza Ghostra.
	Apparently, the Lucchese mobster had his dead grandma tell him to rat to the FBI.
	So he didn't really do anything wrong.
	you had a problem with him, take it up with the ghost.
	And then the post has a ghost with a wooden spoon.
	This is why I love the New York Post.
	Coza Ghostra.
	I fell in love with them during the Clinton scandal where they called Monica Lewinsky a Portley pepper pot, which she describes as a low point in her life, but that didn't really occur to me at the time.
	All right.
	It's time for the racism report.
	Talk about racism.
	That was racist, guys.
	How long did you work on that piece of shit?
	I don't remember.
	Like days.
	Chilling.
	Talk about racism.
	Didn't you give me the outline for what this would be?
	Yeah, because it used to just be that.
	I don't think that's true.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	It was.
	I had to come in and save that and make it slightly less shitty.
	If it wasn't for me, you wouldn't have that and that and that.
	You'd still have the weird effects.
	Why do you do all those effects?
	They give you epilepsy.
	I thought this was bizarre.
	So 1-8, they're doing a thing on slavery.
	Some stupid movie machine thing.
	What is this now?
	A TV show about slavery is enough to undo you.
	See, now if I was black, this would bother me because you're making us look like pussies.
	Did the English people in Braveheart need therapists?
	They hired a therapist to come in and help counsel the actors as they played slaves.
	You know what that's really about, by the way?
	The truth of the matter?
	The studio didn't want to get sued.
	That's racist of them to assume blacks are ambulance chasers and are going to sue them.
	The comments for these are usually black people like, enough.
	Yet traumatized the entire black population with the trailer alone because we needed another slavery corps series?
	Yes, thank you.
	You know, remember Snoop Dogg?
	They showed roots on some Black History Day, and Snoop said, oh, can we stop it with this shit?
	And I was like, oh, I agree with Snoopy Dog Dog for once in my life.
	And then he goes, this is Jews lauding their victory over us, trying to make us feel like losers.
	What?
	That's a hot take, Snoop.
	And when he said Jews, he meant white people.
	White people like to show slavery core because it's like, we used to kick your ass.
	He got canceled for that, which was crazy.
	It's about.
	Yeah, nothing happened to him, of course.
	He's on Louis Farrakhan's box set with Stevie Wonder.
	You cannot get canceled when you're black.
	Black privilege.
	But yeah, the reason we show slavery movies is because whites are obsessed with their sins.
	And they get some sort of strange joy out of self-hatred and ethnomasochism.
	I don't get it.
	I don't get it.
	I don't have that trait.
	But it seems so common among whites that I believe it's genetic.
	There's a genetic trait in whites where they like to suffer.
	And maybe that's why Christianity did so well.
	Because they all feel like martyrs.
	This is kind of old news, but we should show it anyway.
	1-9, Dan Bongino was talking about this.
	This is our buddy.
	What's his name?
	Mark Lamont Hill, who's a Muslim, who was canceled from saying, from the river to the sea, which is a Palestinian saying, meaning let's kill all the Jews and eradicate Israel.
	That got him fired from CNN.
	Now he does a thing called black news.
	Can you imagine doing a shoe called white news?
	Again, black privilege.
	Now, here Mark Lamont Hill asks the guy what he loves about being white.
	And it's a baited question, right?
	I can't resist when someone does this to me.
	I can't resist taking the bait.
	Like, why do you beat your wife?
	Because she's a bitch.
	You know what I mean?
	Like, when they, when they, because I know what they're doing, and I can't help but, like, walk right into it and go, yeah, bitch, I am a murderer.
	I am a racist.
	I am a whatever you want me to be.
	But you're not supposed to do that.
	This is how you're supposed to handle those questions.
	Right now, Christopher, what do you like about being white?
	What would you say?
	See, stop.
	There, I would say, I don't know, inventing everything and electricity and the Western world, which is not how I truly feel.
	The thing I like about the West is that we don't talk about race all the time.
	We let you be you.
	But in this context, I wouldn't be able to resist being a cocksucker.
	It's like, well, yeah, exactly.
	I don't know.
	Again, it's such an amorphous term.
	It's like a census term or a criteria.
	Can you do me a favor?
	Indulge me.
	Indulge me for one.
	You know what he really should have said?
	What do you like about being Muslim?
	Because Mark Lamont Hill won't ever tell anyone that he is.
	Indulge me for a minute.
	I understand you see it as.
	He also laughed in my face when I said Muslims are 1% of the population because he thinks it's like 30.
	It's one, Mark.
	This is why you're fired because you don't know anything.
	You can see his debate with Roger Stone right here on Censored.tv.
	This is true.
	Recognize that the world sees you as white.
	You know the world reads you as white.
	And if you were to ask me some things I like about being black, I could talk about cultural norms.
	I could talk about tradition.
	I could talk about the kind of commonalities I feel around the diaspora.
	If I were to ask you what, particularly if you're saying whiteness is a thing that is being constructed as negative and shouldn't be, name something positive that you like about being white.
	Well, sure.
	You know, I'll answer with a thing.
	There's a lot of documents that are floating around public schools that say things like timeliness, showing up on time, is a white supremacist value or a white value, white dominant value, things like rationality, things like the enlightenment, things like objectivity.
	Rugged ideas.
	These are very strange things to be ascribed to a racial identity.
	My view is that these are actually should be ascribed to every individual human being.
	Every individual human being, regardless of whatever racial category we impose on them.
	Yes.
	Yes.
	Yeah.
	You know what?
	Mark does not accept that answer.
	That was disappointing.
	He's like, no, no, no, but you didn't tell me what you like about it.
	You're saying things that they aren't.
	That should be.
	See, what pisses me off about that is it's considered a trap to get someone to say something nice about whites.
	Right.
	I dare say that.
	And I resent that that's a trap.
	Yeah, that fucking sucks.
	As a not-white person, that sucks.
	Yeah.
	Because I love white people.
	You could never do that with a trap with any other race.
	What do you like about being Mexican?
	What do you like about being black?
	What do you like about being Japanese?
	They would go off for an hour and everyone would go, yay.
	Right.
	But he did kind of like sneakily like name she's like being on time, being objective, logical.
	Well, but that's the way that the schools phrase it.
	They say all these awesome things about whites.
	We're getting to the point now where the KKK could just run on a DNC platform and they would be happy.
	I don't think racists have to do anything anymore.
	You're good.
	We've got welfare shattering the black family.
	We've got the DNC pushing for abortion, which is wildly disproportionately black.
	We've got the left pushing for segregation.
	Black prom, black this, black that.
	We're going back to Jim Crow voluntarily.
	If I was a racist, I would just go, you don't need me.
	You seem to be handling it great yourselves.
	Christian, that doesn't answer the question, though.
	You're telling me you're making strawmen about things that are ascribed to whiteness that you think are wrongfully ascribed to whiteness.
	You know what's amazing about this?
	Mark Lamont Hill sees this as a win.
	This went viral.
	It wasn't just Dan Bongino talking about it.
	Look, 1.2 million views.
	This went everywhere.
	And Mark Lamont Hill is like, see, I nailed him.
	Nope.
	A negative thing.
	And there's something that you actually, and that whiteness actually shouldn't be constructed as all negative.
	Name something positive about being, that you believe is positive about being white.
	Again, I don't buy into the framework that the world can be reduced into these metaphysical categories of whiteness and blackness.
	I think that's wrong.
	I think we should look at people as individuals.
	I think that's what I'm saying.
	And you know what's ironic?
	Whites are the only ones who do that.
	So he's saying, I don't want to get into this, what is uniquely white.
	And it is uniquely white to not want to get into that.
	Exactly.
	That's deep, dog.
	That's heavy, motherfucker.
	Oh, here's another scene from the Mark Lamont Hill and other guys.
	And Mr. Wallace.
	We got into this thing with the best intentions, really.
	I never...
	I mean, the vibes aren't the same either.
	Well, allow me to retort.
	What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
	What?
	What country are you from?
	What?
	What?
	What ain't no country I ever heard of.
	They speak English and what?
	What?
	English, motherfucker?
	Do you speak it?
	Yes!
	Similar energy.
	Similar vibes.
	Hatred.
	Resentment.
	That's what I hate about all this racial shit is you're making everyone hate us for no reason.
	I'm mad at whites for enjoying it, too.
	That's the disturbing part.
	They love it so much.
	Anyway, here's a white mom taking on critical race theory and handling herself beautifully.
	These educators put their own names out there.
	We have Mr. Berry who took it upon himself with Miss Cyrus to create a curriculum.
	That should be it.
	Do you want the proof?
	I have the proof.
	You created a curriculum of Black Panther indoctrination.
	Ma'am.
	You used taxpayers' dollars.
	One more time.
	I have no issue hearing what you have to say.
	Why can't we not let the public speak?
	Why can't we let the public know that you're teaching our children to go out and murder our police officers?
	See, you dummies, you attacked.
	When you brainwashed liberals, college students, everything was fine because people just rolled their eyes at them.
	But now you're attacking little kids.
	And you don't attack cubs when the mama bear is present or the mama bear is going to come and fucking get you.
	Look at how unflappable she is.
	She's not remotely nervous, perfect adrenaline control because she knows she's right.
	And I love that she named names.
	That's crucial.
	That's why, by the way, Scientology is so successful because they went after individuals.
	Do you want the proof?
	I have the proof.
	Is that what scares you, the proof?
	That a parent actually standing up against all of you?
	Is that what scares you to call out the names of these people?
	You work for me.
	I don't work for you.
	You have a duty.
	We are entrusting our children to you.
	We teach our children morals, values when they grow up to commit crimes and end up in prison and kill a police officer.
	It's our fault?
	No, it's your fault.
	You're emotionally abusing our children and mentally abusing them.
	You're demoralizing them by teaching them communist values.
	This is still America, ma'am.
	And as long as I'm standing here on this good ground earth of God, I will fight.
	And I'm not, this is not the last of me you will see.
	I'm retired.
	I have nothing else better to do.
	We can do it peacefully or we can take it to the highest courts.
	Because you know, and I know I'm not the only parent fighting is all across America right now.
	Schools are trying to poison our children's minds, teaching them about things that have no right to be taught in school.
	So normally, I'm just going to, if you don't mind, I'm going to just give you just a feedback for a moment.
	I have no problem having a peaceful discussion.
	This is not a peaceful discussion.
	No, that's your opinion.
	See, here we go again.
	This is peaceful.
	To me, this is peaceful.
	Well, I'm not burning, looting, and murdering.
	This is peaceful.
	I did not.
	That was perfect.
	It's rare you see a perfect clip.
	I want to save that.
	She nailed it so well.
	And by the way, the Black Panthers were in the late 60s, early 70s, a reaction to the 50s and 60s, which we don't defend here on the show.
	We start at 1970.
	The new Black Panthers are violent racists that want to kill white people.
	They want segregation.
	They want death and suffering.
	So in both cases, Black Panthers shouldn't be part of a curriculum.
	They're talking about something in a different context.
	You can talk about them in history class, of course, but if there's some sort of like, let's put the Black Panther agenda in modern times, it's either the new Black Panthers who are psychotic or the old Black Panthers who we're talking about a different time.
	Why are they on a children's school curriculum?
	There's more of that too, but I don't know if you want to just have that in the show notes.
	And there's the full video.
	It's 11 minutes on it.
	We'll put it in the show notes.
	Let's go to my pet Biden.
	That's always fun.
	I've become a real snob with Biden quotes, by the way.
	If he's not a 1,000% dementia patient with Down syndrome who just had a head injury and was woken up from a deep sleep, I don't put it on the show.
	Biden.
	On him I can depend.
	Biden.
	President.
	He's big and blue and sleepy.
	But a friendly monster too.
	My pet.
	Biden.
	Wait, what?
	That doesn't rhyme.
	What is he talking about?
	2-3.
	How many times have we asked this?
	Go back.
	We need 101% of all Biden clothes.
	Make it bigger.
	We don't care about the text.
	By the way, stop.
	I am so tired of these fucking sign language people.
	Me too.
	It's such bullshit.
	Everyone has closed captions.
	We don't need you.
	This is a virtue signal as a person.
	Stop it.
	How many people don't have access to closed captions and need that sign language?
	Three?
	Sorry, three people.
	Get your shit together.
	They have a, by the way, Biden's translator has a hard job in sign language.
	These are girls I want to fuck.
	Well, thank you.
	Please, if you have a seat, sit down.
	And I've got to make one check.
	Poo gross.
	Poo gross.
	He thinks this is like kissing babies.
	It's not, it's molesting girls.
	I just had to make sure the two girls got ice cream when this is over.
	Imagine how excited you'd be when you're four, five?
	Almost five.
	Almost five years old.
	Coming to hear a president speak.
	You know, dude, if she puts on berets and gets some knee-high socks, she can look like she's 11.
	She gets all done up.
	Put a 2-4?
	2-4.
	Locking 2-4, eh?
	Get a 2-4 under your arm, fuck.
	Oh, he did another you-know-the-thing.
	Etc.
	What are you doing, dude?
	We hold these truths to be self-evident.
	That all men and women are created equal, endowed by their creator with certain inalienable rights, including life, liberty, etc.
	No.
	This is the President of the United States.
	No.
	Life, Liberty, etc.
	You know the thing.
	That's a t-shirt.
	We got to make that a t-shirt.
	Etc.
	We have so many new t-shirts.
	That's on my to-do list to do a whole new t-shirt line.
	I think we're up to like five humdingers.
	And I love those shirts because people go, oh, Biden.
	Oh, wait.
	Oh, fuck you.
	No, fuck you.
	That's 2-4.
	Okay, now jump up to 20.
	And we can see how the media handles this loser bumbling president.
	Like George W. Bush fucked up a lot.
	Said, fool me once.
	Fool me.
	Shame on me.
	Fool me.
	Twice.
	Won't get fooled again.
	And the media ridiculed him, as they should.
	He said something stupid.
	But this is how the media handles bumbling presidents when they're on the left side of the political spectrum.
	He talks about Hunter Biden's hard drive.
	He talks about conspiracy theories.
	The whole smear on Joe Biden comes from the Kremlin.
	Most of those charges unverified.
	Charges so heinous, I'm not even going to say them.
	I don't know.
	It's his laptop.
	And he's in the midst of a scandal.
	He's not.
	And he's taking...
	Of course he is in this baseless conspiracy theories about Joe Biden and his son, Hunter.
	Do you ever wish you'd had Apple Care?
	Charges so heinous, and yet they continue to come out.
	As there's new details on what may be on Hunter Biden's laptop, we know, for example, there's content that suggests Joe Biden went to some lunches with some executives from Burisma and Eastern European countries, and as well a picture with those corrupt politicians as well.
	Let's bring in Dan Bongino, who's a Fox News contributor and the host of the Dan Bongino show, streaming live daily on Fox Nation.
	Dan, we're just going to laugh this off, right?
	Come on, he's not.
	He's not.
	That's how you do it.
	You know, Will, the media is worse than Pravda.
	I mean, at least Pravda in the old Soviet Union.
	And the crazy thing about the laptop, too, is it's there.
	The evidence is there.
	There's photographs.
	So it went from a conspiracy theory to people Seeing what's actually on it, and they still are in denial.
	Like, I was making disgusting baby fucking jokes this episode.
	I think Biden could get caught sexually molesting a girl, and they could see the fucking footage, and they go, That's a deep fake.
	Like, you just can't.
	If Hunter Biden's laptop doesn't shake the foundation, then the foundation is unshakable.
	So, give up.
	Give up on convincing liberals that the president is corrupt.
	It's not going to happen.
	All right, let's do some COVIDs.
	If your language requires a paintbrush to write, your language sucks.
	Your language is stupid.
	Fucking Chinese.
	Chinese virus comes from China.
	Chinese asshole!
	Just keep your hands off my dog.
	I guess we all know this 2-5 Trump is once again vindicated.
	Have you seen anything at this point that gives you a high degree of confidence that the Wuhan Institute of Virology was the origin of this virus?
	Yes, I have.
	Yes, I have.
	And I think that the World Health Organization should be ashamed of themselves because they're like the public relations agency for China.
	And this country pays them almost $500 million a year, and China pays them $38 million a year.
	My question is, have you seen anything at this point?
	Perfect!
	I have a footage of my daughter when she was about four.
	We lived in Brooklyn, and she's dancing on this windowsill like this, just wearing tights and a dress.
	And my wife is zooming in on her as she's dancing.
	And then when she's done, she just looks at the camera and she goes, perfect.
	Your own hype man.
	So go to 2-7.
	Michael 1.
	I know.
	2-7.
	Fauci is canceled, right?
	We touched on this yesterday, but he was pro-mask, he was anti-mask.
	But the big picture is that he was involved in funding a lab in Wuhan where all this started.
	So the best case scenario is he's responsible for funding the lab that built this virus.
	That's a good case scenario.
	Bad case scenario is he helped them develop a bioweapon that destroyed the world.
	Oh, by the way, I've been to say this.
	I have a solution.
	Let's sue China.
	Well, they'll never pay you.
	I know.
	We owe them billions.
	Every country should say to China, you're canceling our debt.
	Great point.
	Or a substantial portion of it.
	That's the beauty of debt.
	The ball's in your court.
	Ownership is nine-tenths of the law.
	So I'm not paying you back your money.
	You cost me X billions.
	So you present them with a bill.
	They say, fuck you.
	I'm not going to pay it.
	And you go, well, fuck you.
	I'm not paying you.
	Italy must own China tons of money.
	Germany, France, every country that suffered must owe China tons of money.
	And then people say, okay, well, then they'll just say, we're not manufacturing for you anymore.
	Okay, that's horrible.
	Geez, I'd hate it if manufacturing came back to America.
	That would be a nightmare.
	I'd hate it if the Rust Belt all of a sudden shook off its shackles and started grinding up a storm again.
	That would just be a nightmare.
	China is asking.
	In my utopia, by the way, of endless trades, we've got the guys.
	So yeah, let's just briefly read the headlines in case I didn't miss any.
	Looks a lot like perjury, says Dr. Fauci, where they just attack Tucker, by the way, whenever he says this.
	Lying to the Senate after emails reveal he feared Wuhan scientists were doing gain of function research, but he told lawmakers they weren't.
	Fox News hosts says a trove of emails from the country's top disease expert indicates he lied about chances that the virus could be man-made.
	Yeah.
	Some emails appear to indicate knowledge of government-funded collaboration with a Chinese lab in Wuhan, which he funded.
	A senior virologist shared an article in another email suggesting the virus could be a bioweapon from a website that social media companies later banned.
	Carlson says Fauci said early on that the virus came from bats, a stance which was supported by government-funded coronavirus research in Wuhan.
	Some redactions in the emails, he said, suggest Fauci could be under investigation.
	Other emails suggested misleading statements were about...
	Have you noticed, by the way, they've pushed him out to sea already?
	Oh, yeah.
	So earlier I said they're not convincible.
	The worst case scenario is when you finally prove to them that there's a villain, he just, they can't see him anymore.
	They don't go, we were wrong.
	They just redact.
	They erase that part of history.
	What's 2-8?
	Scientists warned Fauci, China was likely lying about COVID death.
	Fauci said email was too long for me to read.
	Oh, I've seen some defend him, though, and say, he was getting thousands of emails a day.
	He couldn't sort through them.
	Oh, really?
	Were you that sympathetic when Roger Stone was getting thousands of emails a day during the Trump campaign?
	And you ruined his life and bankrupted him?
	What's 2.9?
	So Fauci is either going to vanish and never be discussed again, or they'll keep defending him, and then he'll vanish.
	He will not go to jail, I promise you.
	Tom Cotton keeps repeating a coronavirus conspiracy theory that was already debunked, says WAPO.
	Then, of course, we find out the truth and it becomes Tom Cotton keeps repeating a coronavirus fringe theory that some scientists have a problem with.
	This is another problem with the news in the internet age.
	Articles are amorphous blobs where they change the title and the content.
	I know this because I would sue.
	I'd get lawyers involved when they'd call me a white supremacist and a Nazi.
	And then that sentence would just disappear.
	No retraction.
	Like when the New York Post said in a photo caption, I've been the leader of the white supremacist movement since Trump or something like that for like eight years.
	And I got lawyers involved.
	I called her at her home.
	And she goes, my dude, this isn't her.
	And they just took the line out.
	They control history.
	It's the beauty of books, the beauty of this show.
	We can't change this show.
	It's there.
	All right, let's do the mailbag.
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dead.
	Let's turn our eyes together.
	Let me touch it.
	White chucks.
	I've been meaning to tell, dear Gavin and Yoko Ono.
	I've been meaning to tell you for a while that white chucks are retarded.
	Especially you're hoofing around the city.
	They get dirty way too fast.
	That's not true.
	They stay white for a week.
	Then you just have a pair of tan chucks.
	A pair of black Adidas gazelles will last forever.
	This person's a retard.
	I don't like those gazelles.
	Gazelles look really cool the first day you wear them, and then they slowly crumple until they turn into ballet slippers.
	They do not age.
	They age like tissue paper.
	The leather gets all wrinkly and they totally lose their shape.
	The great thing about Chuck Taylors is they never lose their shape.
	Canvas, bro.
	So, no.
	And they can't handle rain.
	And you know, the great thing about Chucks, too, is you're walking across wet grass in the morning and that little rubber toe protects your toes.
	Gazelles get all wet and wrinkly and shitty.
	And gazelles are for kids.
	They're for beastie boys.
	You can't wear gazelles after like 29.
	Yeah.
	Not a fan of those.
	Nope.
	Never been.
	The Chucks are pretty cool.
	Uh.
	Saw the emails between Fauci and Cuomo, though, right?
	No.
	It was like borderline gay and just very stupid.
	Well, then I don't want to hear it.
	Just you're awesome and you rock?
	No, it was like borderline gay.
	It was like, you could play my wife in the movie when they make the movie about me.
	Yeah, it's weird.
	I did a weird.
	Here we go.
	You could play the role in the movie of my medical school girlfriend spelled wrong, which would give you the possibility of working with Brad Pitt.
	Smiley face.
	No, that's just a nerd trying to be funny.
	Girlfriend is one word, doctor.
	Fuck Glenn Beck.
	Gavin, I feel sorry for how much of a fag Ryan is.
	I don't even think Ryan understands.
	I know that this is late, but after your speech that you boys arrested, CRTV is selling up, blah, blah, blah.
	They drop you.
	I told them to fuck off because all I cared about was Gavin and Crowder, and Crowder didn't trump Gavin.
	I googled you for six months waiting for you to fall on your feet and gave up.
	I found you again about eight months ago.
	I missed free speech or you would have had my money.
	You don't need my encouragement because you're as much of a narcissist as I am, but fuck you.
	I love you.
	Glenn Beck is a cocksucker and I'm one of like four people that get your fuck you lean in humor that gets you in trouble.
	Is he saying he's found the site and subscribed?
	I hope so.
	I mean, it's at the mailbag.
	For the love of God, never change.
	You led me to the Libertarian Party, Messuscaucus, which was my saving grace as an army veteran.
	Fun fact, your website nap says that your episodes are one minute, 38 seconds, which is actually one hour, 38 minutes.
	I can't believe you're okay with it.
	Fuck you.
	Let's send that to the tech guy.
	Boom, boom.
	Bing-bomb.
	Tom Myers.
	Comtown is the guy, Nick Mullen founded this, got obsessed with him.
	This is a video of the guys listening to Tom's album, which they attempted for the live, which they attended live for the taping of Timestamp, one of the most bizarre moments on the album.
	I just turned 30, and my parents decided to go ahead and take me out to, they decided to go ahead and take me out to dinner.
	It was after the dinner my father decided to show me this gift he had gotten for me.
	I was like, this is, you're going to thank me.
	This will be a long, this will be a good investment for me, and you'll really appreciate this.
	So I'm like, okay, well, you know, we've all got to get in the car and go see it.
	So we all in the car, we're driving, driving.
	I noticed we're driving a while.
	We go ahead and we pull into a cemetery.
	I remember going to this cemetery before.
	We went ahead and pulled up to this little plot and we all got out and we're looking around and I'm just sort of looking around.
	Where are we going?
	And my dad stops and says, all right, here you go.
	I'm looking around.
	It's a little bit dark.
	I don't see anything.
	Like, what?
	So gets out a flashlight and shines it.
	And I suddenly remember where I was.
	Like, this is.
	I've been to the cemetery plot many times before.
	It's like my dad's grandparents are there.
	My dad's parents are there.
	He's got his...
	He's going to be buried there.
	He's got a bunch of people.
	We already know what you're going to say, Tom.
	It's got his name written stuff on it.
	And right in front of that.
	Who is buried?
	A tombstone.
	My name.
	My date of birth.
	And that nice, big, empty space.
	Jesus.
	For you know what.
	That's not even funny.
	No.
	Like, I know it's sad.
	It's obviously not funny, but like, if someone told me that as a non-funny thing, like at a bar, I just went, my dad bought me a plot, and I go, oh.
	Yeah.
	Like, it's not interesting either.
	It's not even peculiar.
	Yeah, families do that.
	They buy tombstones.
	Right.
	It is kind of morbid, but yeah.
	So, yeah.
	It's very expensive.
	So like, that's a big solid.
	That's nice of them to do that.
	Check out this email.
	You have to skip a few down.
	Tom Myers is joking.
	Hey, guys, the show has been very good lately, getting better.
	I am in belief that Tom Myers is kidding, and the joke is actually on all the comedians sitting there riffing and dissecting.
	Have you thought about that?
	Explaining comedy is cringy, but I think that he's actually a performance artist.
	I am very confident that I am right about this.
	Review the footage.
	No fucking.
	Everyone always says that.
	They just say that about Perry.
	Did you ever think the joke is on you?
	With that, I still bounce back and forth.
	Anyway, I wanted to say thanks again.
	This is a guy, by the way, who doesn't believe in dinosaurs.
	Oh.
	Anyway, I want to say thanks again for your constant reiteration of the importance of the family.
	With a combination of the Gav and divine intervention, I went from living in New York, single, headed for a long life of lonely selfishness, this is a dude, by the way, to getting married and becoming a father.
	Oh, I guess you would have got there.
	During COVID alone, we had our daughter.
	I bought a house and I used getting laid off as a springboard to change careers.
	Like any father worth his salt, I would do anything for my daughter and, in a way, have dissolved my ego.
	As you know, it's incredibly liberating having other people to consider before thinking about myself.
	This is completely contrary to the liberal narrative of having a family as a prison sentence.
	Yeah, that's a good point.
	It's very freeing.
	Like, it's almost like you're a fireman or something.
	When they see the alarm, they just get in the car and they're off to the fire.
	They don't go, oh, shit, or I'm not going.
	Or can you go this time?
	No, you're just like, your daughter's at a party.
	People are drinking there.
	She needs to drive home.
	It's three in the morning.
	You just like put on your stuff.
	You're not mad.
	You don't go, oh, fuck.
	Can't you just stay at a hotel?
	18-year-old.
	This is...
	Take a look at this piece of shit.
	18-year-old charged with criminal sexual conduct involving a six-year-old in Brooklyn Park.
	Where's Brooklyn Park?
	I've been hearing a lot about Brooklyn Park in the news these days.
	Where is that?
	Hello?
	Oh.
	Where are you?
	I'm looking.
	The subject.
	I skipped back up now to where we were before.
	Take a look at this piece of shit is the subject.
	Okay.
	It's not that hard.
	There's like...
	Oh, Minnesota.
	It's in Minnesota, eh?
	It's like a monkey or George Floyd.
	Huh.
	I guess that's because of racism.
	Also in Minnesota, a seven-year-old shot two days ago, and like four days ago, a nine-year-old shot from crossfire gang violence.
	Yes, that's what I was thinking of.
	And then the reader says, if I saw this happen with one of my three kids, I wouldn't even wait for explanation.
	I would stop punching this fucker's face until my fists hit the pavement.
	Correct.
	That's the Proud Boys gas station where he covered that.
	And then Gavin and Rye guy, this game was advertised to me.
	Seems like some funny woke bullshit.
	My favorite part is the big win card for the blacks is getting a gig on MSNBC to tell how all white people are racist.
	Pull it up.
	Dude, what are you doing?
	I skip like two emails when you have a heart attack.
	Privilege real estate board game.
	And it's blue flagged, right?
	Correct.
	Yeah, that's what I'm trying to go by.
	Now I got to type these in.
	The win cards for whites are in many ways making fun of them for being liberal sycophants, at least how I read them.
	It is so much, I would assume it is a parody, except it was a quote-unquote project we love on Kickstarter and is a remake of a 70s game by the same name.
	So I assume it's very much serious and legit.
	Don't those drawings give you the creeps?
	Reminds me of Bob Fingerman.
	You'd have to really know comics to get that.
	Look at white people.
	We're stupid activists.
	We're rich white men.
	We're rednecks.
	We're that bitch who, well, according to them, the woman with the gun, right, with her husband.
	Oh.
	And then we're like Leslie Stahl or someone.
	Like, just like upper...
	Yeah, rich.
	Just like nose turned up to the world.
	And then we're trannies, too.
	50 bucks.
	Go down?
	I don't care.
	Do whites just always win?
	Hey, Gavin, that choking thing you discussed yesterday used to happen to me when I used to drink every day.
	What would happen is I'd get drunk and eat food before bed, especially if it was spicy.
	Bob would rise up my esophagus, and right as it came up, I would breathe it, and it would go down my windpipe.
	I immediately get woken up, unable to breathe.
	You're lucky you did it.
	When you're awake, you would have died.
	Okay?
	Died.
	This guy is calling about the song yesterday, saying it's somebody by Soul Asylum.
	Did you watch the show?
	We found the song.
	Yeah.
	I'm curious.
	What was the part I was singing again?
	I think that's the part that...
	No, but it's you.
	That's what got it from me.
	It's definitely that song.
	Like, something is wrong with young people today and their confidence levels.
	I am 100% sure.
	You're 100% wrong.
	You should have gone down to 99.
	You get to take care of yourself, dude.
	Hey, G-Dog, and what's his face?
	See, this is what's great about the mailbag.
	We'll get these letters sometimes, and I've gone through them and flagged the winners.
	And you'll go, this is like I have a top researcher working at the show, and he spent a month researching one of our news pieces.
	Hey, G-Dog, and what's his face?
	That New Mexico State trooper that got killed by that fucking scumbag has a funny backstory.
	DHS, Department of Homeland Security, and the feds had been clocking this piece of shit for a while.
	They decided to send this poor trooper on a fishing mission.
	Turns out that DHS had a tactical team behind him.
	So, slight correction to the story, and this is fucked up as I'll get out.
	DHS and the feds had been monitoring this guy and knew that he was armed to the teeth and violent and likely knew he was high as a kite.
	They had several tactical vehicles minutes behind the dude loaded with armored up, armed up, armed up as Atas.
	Please read your letters before you send them.
	Ready for a tactical takedown, including a medic.
	But instead, they wanted a fishing expedition.
	Are you looking up this footage?
	That would be smart.
	New Mexico state troopers shot.
	That should be playing in the background as I discuss this.
	But instead, they wanted a fishing expedition.
	So they sent this poor NMSP officer to go do a find something stupid to pull him over for traffic stop and gather intel for them.
	They gave him absolutely no information as to the type of person he was dealing with.
	Okay, that's murder.
	DHS murdered this state trooper.
	Yeah, this one's fucked up.
	So Stady pulled him over on a tinted window violation.
	Had the cop known he was an armed and dangerous violent felon, he probably would have had a slightly different demeanor when he saw the guy's sidearm instead of just assuming it was a CCW piece.
	Damn.
	The DHS and feds didn't stumble upon him as they drove down the road.
	They were literally like three minutes behind him, hiding in their vehicles, waiting to see what happened.
	Oh my god.
	And then he ends it with, fuck the police, his boss.
	Isn't that fucking brutal?
	This is one of the few videos that really disturbed me like long-lasting.
	Like he just had no chance in hell.
	Like the guy.
	But he was murdered.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	By the DHS.
	And it's like, feels really bad to watch this one.
	What was your name?
	Alright, let's go.
	Yeah.
	And like the sound of his voice, too.
	Like, he wasn't planning on getting.
	Pride month.
	I decided to do a new thing for Pride Month.
	Delete Twatter and Facebag off my phone for the month.
	Fuck them.
	It's actually really satisfying not flipping my thumb past dumb shit.
	People should try it.
	Hate you.
	Hate your show.
	Yeah, I would love to do that, but that's how I do the show.
	I twiddle and then I email it to myself and then I group them into groups and go through them with you.
	Let me fuck you with my heels on, yeah.
	How do you dress the best you can while you work on not stuffing your fat face?
	Go to the gym every day.
	Every workday.
	Go for five days.
	There'll probably be a problem.
	Like this morning, I was too hungo.
	I slept through my session with my trainer.
	So four days.
	Four days a week.
	Go to the gym for an hour and a half.
	And as far as dressing well, Nita Fashions.
	Mm-hmm.
	NitaFashions.com.
	N-I-T-A.
	I have to go P, you may have guessed.
	Nita Fashions.
	Yo, my niggas.
	So I was trying to say how if people were really racist, they would vote Democratic.
	Oh, that's what we were just talking about.
	They hide the fact that they are killing themselves to the tune of 20 a day.
	So if someone was really a racist, the Democratic vote would be one to see their white supremacy vision come to life.
	And then the last letter.
	What the fuck is up with silly putty pool?
	And he says, can you read this in a Tim Poole voice?
	What purpose was served by trying to infiltrate Antifa?
	Some journalists can't cover certain topics.
	Listen, man, women were barred from reporting from Tahrir by some outlets due to violence against women specifically.
	This was pointless and unbelievably stupid.
	And go down to his next thing.
	Andy going into the fray with no security and no plan is not reporting.
	It's tribal spectacle.
	I was barred from reporting places and have refused to support journalists purposely escalating risk and danger.
	Didn't he get in trouble once, Tim Poole, for going to some war zone and he never left his hotel room?
	He just took pictures from his room?
	Hey, man, let's look at this.
	I don't know.
	Listen, man, we're going to go to the chat.
	Say, oh, he deflected you.
	And then Elijah responds, look, I've had a hard time reporting for similar reasons.
	It's dangerous.
	I've been jumped multiple times and worse, I still do it.
	Nobody tries to get hurt.
	It's really traumatizing.
	The end goal of exposing the truth assumes a risk.
	Accusing Andy of reality TV spectacle is what the fuck.
	Our boy Elad, too.
	Instead of pointless and stupid, I think you mean courageous and dedicated.
	Andy's coverage is invaluable.
	When journalists are killed by terrorists, we don't insult them.
	We praise them for their commitment.
	Also, kind of easy to say this stuff when you retire to the studio.
	Oh, oh, got him.
	Yeah, and he was in disguise.
	I don't know who had the confidence to see those eyes.
	And people have been attacked just for being Asian because they think it's Andy No.
	Yeah.
	There's a video.
	You saw that video where like the group groups.
	Yeah, the group of some random Asian dude with a black side part.
	And he calls them cunts.
	He's like, you're cunts.
	But Tim, all Andy has to do is exist to be attacked.
	Antifa have attacked other people, sometimes sympathetic to leftism, just for looking vaguely like him, i.e.
	being Asian and male.
	Does he or does he not have the right to be on the street too?
	Yeah.
	He didn't go to like an Antifa rally and say, here I am, boys.
	He had his mask on and he had a hat on.
	Someone sussed him out, ripped off the mask, and kicked his ass.
	All right, let's get to the final video.
	Yeah.
	Jump back up to 2-2.
	This is a good one.
	Remember his name.
	Never forget his name.
	I want you to say his name.
	Fuck all that shit.
	Stay here.
	Go back to the beginning.
	You need the beginning.
	It's very important.
	Out.
	Like, fuck all that shit.
	Stay here.
	Show.
	Like, but we're holding space.
	Obviously, for, I'm not going to lie, I forgot his name, but like, Winston Smith.
	Winston Smith.
	Thank you.
	Record you.
	Go ahead.
	Look at your name.
	All right.
	So, we here, you know, show solidarity for Winston Smith.
	I didn't even know about it.
	Like, I don't think any of the fucking media knows about this shit either.
	So, just so y'all know, the person that was shut up in there, his name is Winston Smith.
	Don't forget that name.
	Winston Smith.
	Say his name.
	Make sure y'all remember this shit because we're going to fight for him just the same fucking way we fought for George Floyd.
	So pretty much what I'm saying is...
	Ow.
	You forgot his fucking name.
	Who was he again?
	This rings a bell.
	He was coming at cops.
	He had a warrant out.
	This is the new one.
	So I watched that actual stream last night.
	Oh, he pulled a gun on cops.
	Yeah.
	Even besides that, there was no reason to shoot him.
	No.
	Also, I cannot stress this enough.
	Cops, if you're out there watching, shoot the gun out of the person's hand.
	I have seen this happen a million times.
	Clineswood was doing it back in the Wild West days.
	The gun's here.
	You want to get the bullet there.
	It hurts their trigger finger.
	We're not mad if you shoot his trigger finger off.
	Can't shoot you with no finger.
	Right.
	Or, you know, yeah, yeah.
	Or their toes.
	So you have nine.
	Also, when you're doing that, you hit the back of the gun like this.
	And you can do, you know, a great warning shot?
	Shoot their hat off.
	And they're like, what the fuck?
	Or shoot their glasses off.
	You can shoot off their watch, their earrings.
	They know that you're serious if you spin it and you go, shoot their shirt off.
	Shoot off all their buttons.
	And then their shirt falls off.
	And then you laugh at them and they're like, what the fuck?
	Shoot all their clothes off.
	And then they're like, what the?
	You know what get me pissed off?
	What?
	Don't blast my pocket square.
	I'm over there, you know, not resisting or whatever.
	You know another thing you do with your gun?
	Write not today in bullet holes behind him.
	And he's like, what the fuck?
	Or please stop.
	How'd you do that?
	Yeah.
	Or boomerang.
	Throw a boomerang at him.
	It knocks.
	Or a hat.
	I saw this in a movie.
	You take your hat off.
	You whip it at him.
	It's got razors in it.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	You slice the gun in half and then shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, comes back and put it on your head.
	Yeah, and now the gun's in half, so it's...
	Police need better training.
	Seriously, guys.
	They need training.
	Or another thing.
	Say he shoots at you.
	Fucking die.
	Yeah.
	I've seen that in a million movies.
	Police need better training.
	One day in Matrix class can save 100 cops' lives.
	When the perp shoots you, you act like the Bible or the trinket that your family gave you won't stop the bullet.
	They're wearing bulletproof vests.
	It'll be fine.
	Yeah, that plus that little charm that always saves lives.
	Say the guy shoots you, right?
	You just put like a goalie mask that's steel on your face so they can't shoot your head.
	You have a body thing.
	And then if you just get it in the legs and arms, just be like, fuck it.
	Ah!
	I've seen Rambo stitched himself up when he got shot.
	You take gunpowder and you put it in the wound.
	You have guns on you.
	You have gunpowder.
	This is what drives me nuts about police violence is the answers are so obvious, so simple.
	And the police keep just murdering black people just because they're racist.
	I know.
	Do you know on their off day, they will set up shop like on a grassy knoll and just peg off blacks who are going to the library trying to get a scholarship in cancer research?
	That's what we're fighting for.
	That's why I think these protests, that's why I'm against these protests.
	They take away attention from that.
	Fucking pegs.
	I swear to God, I'm going to take one of them out these days.
	You know what they did the other day?
	I was at the grocery store and this beautiful black woman who's an oncologist and she works with homeless crippled children.
	She was looking at a grapefruit, seeing if it was ready.
	It exploded in her hands.
	Damn.
	I look out the window.
	There's a bullet hole in the window and there's a cop laughing his head off.
	And then he high-fives his friend who had a donut in his hand, bites the donut.
	They get in the car and they do a wheelie.
	I didn't know cars could do wheelies.
	They did a wheelie and they tore off.
	And I looked at the woman and I just go, that's disgusting.
	And I'm sorry.
	And she goes, I deal with this shit every day.
	Literally every day she goes to the same.
	And I gave her a hug and she said, you're trying to own my pain.
	And I said, I'm sorry for that, for hugging you.
	I was going to say that.
	I was like, why didn't you?
	She said, my job is to set back, observe, and apologize.
	And I am sorry.
	And she was like, even that's too much.
	I want to formally apologize right now on behalf of all white people and the violent racist police who are currently hunting.
	They probably shot like 50 today.
	Just shooting little black children who are just trying to have a lemonade stand.
	You know what they will do that?
	Cops will drive by black girls at a lemonade stand and they'll be like, hey, Mr. Wood, you want to...
	Yep.
	They shoot little kids with the lemonade and they laugh.
	It's sick.
	And the families are stuck in their homes shaking.
	They want to be with their loved ones.
	They can't.
	And then sometimes they'll take a police-issued grenade and they'll throw it in the house.
	Either they run out the house to save their lives or they die with the ship.
	And we keep supporting this.
	We need to defund the police.
	And we've seen it happen.
	Every time you defund the police, crime goes away.
	I think you're self-not gonna lie, I don't want to call you out, but I think you're self-explaining.
	So when yourself should be explaining how you feel, you're explaining for yourself how you feel, and it's kind of fucked up.
	I apologize for that.
	Well, that's too much, too.
	Let's end the show with a great knockout, shall we?
	Wait, what was that you were showing?
	Is that the guy?
	Yeah.
	Whose name...
	They were Unicorn Riot.
	They kept banning.
	They kept timing me out in the chat because I was dropping some truth bombs.
	But basically, the whole chat was people that were red-pilled.
	And then three people begging for a moderator to ban us, which is really...
	Where were you?
	It was on Twitch.
	So on YouTube, Unicorn Riot was streaming the riot.
	They had the comments blocked off, so you have to go to Twitch and then you could chat in there.
	So you went on a Unicorn Riot Twitch.
	Yeah.
	And you say we.
	You were with someone?
	No, no, it was just people in the chat there.
	So I shared it on Twitter and then everybody in the chat.
	Oh, on the censored chat?
	No, no, it was on the Twitch chat.
	Oh, but who were you with?
	Did you know anyone else?
	Was anyone else fucking?
	I didn't know anybody else personally, but they were.
	Because that sounds like a fun thing.
	You go to our chat, you get a gang to go.
	Oh, yeah, good point.
	And then you guys all go and invade something like that.
	Next time we will do that.
	Yeah, but I think they left after the details started coming in, which is funny because we always thought that that wouldn't happen, the details wouldn't affect them, but they all went home after they were like, oh, he's 26.
	And they were like, you did have a gun.
	And then it like dissipated after that.
	Pretty funny.
	Like when BLM showed up to defend that guy who was shot by the cops, and then the second they found out he was white, they all just turn around and went the other way.
	You turn around and walk away.
	Yep.
	That's exactly how you turn around.
	3-0.
	Every time you watch these, you're like, just fucking knock him out.
	But you can't, because it's your job.
	Oh, yeah, you can.
	Oh.
	Damn, boy.
	Don't call the cops.
	Everything's been handled here.
	I would never put my money on that little guy.
	Oh, yeah, he's reeking.
	If he has a top bun, he's reeking.
	Or black.
	Or Dominican.
	You're urban with top buns.
	It's hot with the kids today, unfortunately.
	Yeah, that was our first Friday show.
	I was just at home.
	I felt like my wife doesn't want me to be there.
	We will work on the studio later.
	Actually, we should work on that today.
	Anyway, thanks for tuning in.
	We got a fun weekend ahead, folks.
	Jam-packed new content.
	I'll see you on Monday in the interim.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave and never stop fighting.

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