Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGuinness.
Strange, boring dance music.
That's the kind of shit we had to cover during my days at Vice Howie Bee.
The reason I chose that song, however, is because he wrote that song when he started to go bald.
And he was very upset about it.
But he thought, I gotta grow up, get over this.
Angels go bald too, which I don't think is true.
But he made that song to sort of alleviate his suffering.
And I'm bald.
Look at that.
I was taking Rogan for a while, and then I stopped.
I just forgot about it.
Oh, no, yeah, you put it on your head.
And then I stopped doing it.
I go into my local, and Jose says, hey, man, what happened to your head?
Did you have an operation?
And I go, what?
And then he comes closer and goes, oh, you're just bald.
And I went, okay.
I'm bald, Jose.
And he goes, no, seriously, I'll take a picture.
And they took that picture.
And I'm looking at it on his phone.
And it's like I might as well be watching a video of my wife making out with a dude that's a day old.
Because I was sort of shaking.
I thought I might faint.
Wait, making out with somebody who is a day old, like an infant?
No, no, no.
I mean, if I saw a video of my wife making out with someone and it was from 1996, I wouldn't really give a shit.
I wouldn't enjoy that.
But it was like seeing my wife have an affair.
Like, I was fucking panicking.
And the worst part is, yes, it's just an unfortunate part.
And there's still hair everywhere there.
But if you look next to the gash, you can see that I have a comb over.
I have a comb over.
I always make fun of guys for having comb overs.
The brain that came up with jokes about comb overs was right under a comb over.
The fuck?
Fucking.
So I don't know what to do.
I guess I should take keeps or go back on that Rogane shit.
Try it out, yeah.
Because the rest of your hair looks fucking luscious.
Look at the front.
Just look at yourself dead on.
That's what I thought I had.
I know, right.
Because I only look at the front.
No one sees the back of their head.
It's like seeing your anus.
Right.
You know, I...
In fact, the first time I saw my butthole is on the Gavin McInnes show where I was mooning someone.
And I was like, this thing's disgusting.
My entire butt crack is dark brown with like a red swollen baboon's anus.
I have one of the most hideous butt cracks you've ever seen.
And I've only known that for about five years.
That's a crippling reality, I guess, when you see that and whatever.
You know what bothered me once?
I was zoning out and I realized that one of my eyes were drifting off.
And I was like, oh no, I'm a retard.
Yeah, but you...
That's how I feel when I woke up this morning.
I woke up fully dressed on the basement floor.
Sheesh.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Click on 1-2?
You turned in early.
What time?
I don't fucking know.
It was like right when the sun went.
1-2.
It's in the notes.
This is how I felt this morning.
I'm retarded.
I'm the guy that needs all little Mickey.
What the fuck are you doing, dude?
I'm retarded.
How did he do that?
Can't do that anymore.
He woke up and he was retarded.
You ever wake up retarded?
I woke up and I went, I had fully dressed, didn't wet anything.
And it was like four in the morning.
I just went, I'm retarded.
I'm still kind of drunk.
This weekend was a heavy lifting weekend.
So what happened?
You came over.
We had a barbecue.
I remember that.
And you said, I'll be back.
I'll be right back.
And what you did was you put on like your most sober performance.
And then your wife was just like, where are you going?
You're like, oh, I'll be right back.
Like, it was convincing that you would be back.
I was so drunk that I was falling asleep.
Because what happens when you party really hard is you wake up at like five.
So you only get five hours of sleep if you went to bed at midnight.
And then the next day you have some hair on the dog.
And then that night you just, the light goes out and you're done.
Then you woke up, wake up and you're retarded.
Well, it's a Sunday.
But you missed the fight.
I mean, we're supposed to watch that Logan Paul fight.
Is that why?
That was last night.
Yeah, no, I missed that on purpose.
Oh, okay.
Because the fucking Triller fight was so bad that I thought I'm never watching one of these again.
Yeah, he's a con artist.
And I don't believe that they're real.
We discovered that the last one was fake, remember?
That MMA dude had told someone that he's going to take a dive in the first round.
I'm not watching that.
I heard it was an okay fight, though.
That doesn't look okay.
It looks like wrestling.
He's got a Pokemon card around his neck.
Apparently, it's very valuable.
Yeah, that's not boxing.
What is that?
What is that?
What is that?
What is that?
What's going on here?
It's not boxing, yeah.
It's a barroom brawl.
He likes it.
Brian Campbell still says round one score 10-9 Mayweather.
Are they designed to make people dislike white people?
Like, they're arguably the most popular white people in the world.
All the clips I've seen, yes, they are detestable.
Every clip I've seen, he's just hugging the guy in the clinch.
Little showboating.
He did win the last round, that's for sure.
He did pop him right there after that little 2-6.
We've got his brother screaming that he won.
2-6.
Yeah.
So that was Logan Paul.
His brother, the younger one, is Jake Paul.
Who dresses this guy?
30 seconds for the rest of your fucking life.
I think Logan Paul made 20 million?
10 seconds!
So, after I passed out, of course, the party's going to fizzle out because the G-Dog isn't there.
What happened?
Oh, we just chatted and stuff and fucking hung out.
It was fun.
And what else?
What time did I disappear?
I built a thing out of cups.
A wall of cups.
I saw that on the kitchen floor this morning.
And what time did we leave?
Maybe about 10-15.
Something around there.
But at one point, she has to go put Johnny to bed.
Oh.
Did she do that?
I don't remember that.
Weird.
Wait, maybe.
We were chatting.
I was chatting with Maddie for a bit.
One of the reasons I partied so hard is I went to these baseball games.
Maybe that's one.
My eight-year-old.
And my son's pretty good, but Little League Baseball sucks.
It's like watching paint dry.
Some of these kids are just...
It's not for you, guys.
Stop.
Don't learn this game.
You suck.
And they go on for three hours.
My eldest boy's games, boom, an hour, bang.
Three outs, bam, bam, bam.
Getting the ball back to the pitcher is like two minutes.
This one kid is so bad, I don't think you could be worse.
I think he's the worst player in the world.
He was pitched.
He tried pitching.
He couldn't make it to the plate.
The ball was landing.
Now, a kid is strong.
This is Little League, so everything's smaller, right?
It's not like it's 60 feet.
It's like 30 or 40 feet, 30 feet.
He couldn't make it there.
At one point, he was up to bat.
The ball's coming.
He walked away when the ball was in midair.
And he catches like this.
Oh, no.
Which, of course, never, you'd have to get it right in his glove perfectly.
It was terrible.
See, that's my...
That's the age my brother, my brother, my eldest boy is in.
No, you don't see crying like that.
Sorry, bitch.
You got fucked with.
Why is everybody crying?
Is it the same kid crying?
Are there multiple people crying?
What the fuck?
Oh my god, they're crying in the dugout.
I have seen that with 12-year-olds, actually.
I told you with the guy who was, he was, put his face down in the dirt and was hitting the dirt like a baby.
Oh, no.
And he was 12.
Where do they get that from?
Where they think that that's the thing to do?
Anyway, the only way you can last through these games is to fantasize about going to the pub after.
Then you get to the pub and you have some shots.
The next thing you know, you're blitzed.
So I have a headache.
I'm hungover.
Even when I was walking downstairs this morning at like 8 a.m., I was having trouble navigating.
Good afternoon, guys.
Today's story, Justin Wallace, Far Rockaway.
This is south the bottom of Brooklyn.
Killed over an argument over the driveway.
Justin Wallace was a sweet-natured youngster just stays away from his 11th birthday when he was shot to death outside his family's far rock away home Saturday night because his cousin didn't move a car out of a driveway shared with neighbors fast enough.
Jesus.
New York is in the shitter.
Speaking of New York, this is a bizarre book.
Andy Warhol's Diaries.
Andy Warhol is just effortlessly funny and cool.
And you kind of forget that all these people were alive back then.
Like, he was bros, not just with Basquiat, but with Salvador Dali, Keith Herring, Debbie Harry, Jerry Hall.
He was one of the most popular people in the world.
And he deserved it.
You know that song, Vicious by Lou Reed?
Maybe I should have made that the opening song.
Vicious.
He says, Andy Warhol wrote that.
Well, Lou Reed's, he went up to Lou Reed and he says, you should do a song like about that girl who was just here, vicious, just like vicious.
And he goes, what do you mean?
He goes, I don't know.
Just be like, you hit me with a flower or something.
And then Lou Reed goes, the song just wrote itself after that.
This album changed my fucking life.
I can't remember how old I was.
I think I was 12 and I was at a parent's, my parents' friend's house, Brian.
And so he let me listen to records with headphones on.
It was the equivalent of an iPad back then.
And I just listened to this the entire night.
I couldn't believe what I was fucking hearing.
And then you know what was weird?
He didn't give it to me.
He had two.
He had an old worn-out one and he had rebought it because he listened to it so much.
He could have given me the worn-out one.
Jesus.
What's a fucking dick?
Another thing that happened with Andy Warhol.
Amber Alert.
Uh-oh, Amber Alert.
Amber Alert.
Whenever you check these, it's like, it's going to rain later.
Okay.
Thanks.
They should only have a.
They should only have that.
Now I can't find it.
What does yours say?
Yeah, I tried to click it.
Nothing.
I go to amber.gov.
Go to amber.gov.
Isn't Amber, like, not a big deal?
It's, like, not a big deal.
Even if it was a lunatic loose on the streets of Manhattan, what are the odds we're going to bump into him?
Oh, wait, there's usually a child missing, isn't it?
Okay.
Or a car.
You don't need to alert me.
How did you get on my fucking phone, by the way?
Did I sign up for that?
Anyway, sorry.
There's another instance.
This isn't in this book, but when he was shot.
Remember, he was shot.
His friend, really gay dude, was with him.
He goes, oh my God, they shot you, Andy.
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
And he goes, stop, stop.
Stop freaking out.
It hurts when I laugh.
That's the beginning of our show.
It's from I Shot Andy Warhol.
That's the bullet.
That's the chick.
She shot 60.
Andy Warhol.
Anyway, this is a fun book just to have lounging around.
And he would come home and he would dictate his diary to this guy, Pat Hackett.
I don't know if it was his boyfriend.
And Pat could hack it because he transcribed it all.
Cab to meet Debbie Harry at 7.30 at her and Chris Stein's apartment at 200 West 58th Street, the penthouse.
It took an hour to get there because everybody was merging into Central Park for the fireworks later at 9.
Traffic was really bad.
Cab, $4.
When we got, this is Friday, July 4th, 1980.
When we got there, Chris and Victor Bakris had their tapes on.
Debbie has beautiful eyes.
Debbie had worked all day trying to find an interesting place to have dinner.
And then he puts in brackets, laughs.
He transcribes when he laughs.
And she did.
We went up to 119th Street and Morningside Drive to that restaurant with the big view.
The food was as good as La Côte Basque.
I don't know how people up there can afford it, though, because it's so expensive.
Maybe doctors and professors.
Well, first we had drinks at Debbie's.
She's gotten really rich from the Vanderbilt Jeans ad, and they're going to buy a building.
Chris wants to rent an apartment in the Lower East Side to give interviews in because they don't want to spoil their low-life image.
And Debbie will have to give interviews there, too.
I think he's really going to do it.
But if you saw their apartment, and he's saying he doesn't want people to know how well they live, it's so junky.
It seems like one room made into 18 rooms.
Maybe it used to be a storage floor.
There are at least 100 gold records on the wall.
I don't know why there's so many.
Oh, maybe duplicates?
I guess.
But there is a good doorman.
So it's just a guy blathering about the glitterati of the 80s.
I don't know if you're into that kind of shit.
It's funny.
Great book for girls.
In fact, that's my wife's copy.
You can tell doing a book a day, I started to chip away my collection, and now I'm dipping into the woman's.
Who somehow it's in my head that she was kissing a guy because I used that stupid analogy and now I feel weird.
I hate this fucking shit.
I was thinking about that last night, too.
Show that again?
I hate this fucking shit.
You know, I was arrested for putting my dick in a golf ball cleaner.
No.
Yep.
When?
Two days ago.
A little while ago.
And the golf ball cleaner, she got fired too.
Pretty good, McGinnis.
You still got it.
This weekend, we donated $150 to Alexandria Orquezio-Cortez's grandmother.
She put up a picture of her grandmother's house, and she said, look at this shithole.
Trump didn't help her.
This is from four years ago.
Now, Trump said, I don't want to send money to Puerto Rico because they're all corrupt there and they'll just steal it.
And that's exactly what happened because they are corrupt there and they did steal it.
Dude was telling me about pallets and pallets of water bottles still on the side of the highway like today.
And water ages.
It doesn't last forever.
If it's in the hot sun, the seals will pop.
It goes bad.
Why can't they just pick it up in their car too?
If you need water, go pick it up there.
But it's a corrupt shithole.
So anyway, she shows that picture and everyone goes, wait a minute, you're rich.
Why don't you give her the money?
So it didn't work.
And then Matt Wall shut up a GoFundMe.
And I put in $100.
My buddy put in, Matt, he put in $50.
And then he gave me the money.
And then it was rejected.
1-5.
Sent back.
Now, a lot of people didn't seem to get this.
Rejecting $100,000 to own the cons, says Lawrence Southern.
Clearly, the proper response here would have been to take it, decorate the completed home with a poster of Mao, and take a pic popping a bottle of champagne while thanking everyone for the wealth distribution.
Missed opportunity.
I agree.
But people were pissed on the right, saying, look, there's a Marine.
He lost his arms, and there's this sick kid, and this kid with cancer whose dad was a cop who was killed.
Why don't you donate to him?
This is fucking stupid.
Waste of money.
Yeah, it's a joke.
It's a joke.
It was funny.
It's a fucking joke.
And it is effective.
It's a fucking joke.
Because it puts...
This is going to be on her Wikipedia page forever now.
This is an event in history.
So now we've amplified with the Streisand effect the fact that AOC didn't give her granny any money.
Yeah, that was supposed to be a joke, right?
Let's do a quick My Pet Biden.
Don't do the whole thing.
I just have one Biden.
And then I want to get to this cartoons.
The death of cartoons.
The death of Saturday morning cartoons.
Is that too long of a title for today's show?
Yeah, 1.6.
What's 1.6?
Oh, yeah, I just thought this was funny.
I believe in the Second Amendment, but nobody says you can have a magazine with 100 clips in it.
Yeah, you can't.
Should that be a t-shirt?
I think a lot of liberals would see that with our Biden logo below it and be like, yeah, cool.
You're a Biden supporter like me.
Let's go ask people how many clips should be in a magazine.
maybe 10 clips, but that's it.
I am not a gun guy, so I have a rough understanding.
I think my shotgun, my rifle has a clip that takes five or six bullets.
Right.
30 odd sixes.
But then a magazine is like that thing that goes into the, like a handgun and has like.
I have a release.
So they're both very similar.
But in no case does one go in the other.
You don't put a motorcycle in your car.
They're both vehicles, but they don't go into each other.
Look, I love cars as much as the next guy, but no one thinks you should put 100 motorcycles in a car.
All right, so big story coming up.
I was noticing on the weekend that my kids don't watch Saturday morning cartoons anymore.
My youngest one, the other kids are too old.
But I was remembering how much fun they had, and I thought, I guess one kid has different tastes.
And I turned on the TV, and it was Teen Titans, which is the shittiest, stupidest, crappiest flash animation, boring reboot cartoon ever.
You can't look at it.
It just looks like an ad for insurance.
It always stunk.
Yeah, it stinks.
Doesn't it look like a Geico ad or something?
I don't even feel good seeing that.
Like, I feel bad inside looking at this shit.
Look at it.
Just total lack of creativity.
So fucking dull.
But anyway, that's all that's on.
And I realized we had, I mentioned this earlier on another episode, we had a cartoon renaissance from 2010 to 2018.
What happened?
Well, I looked into it and I found out women happened.
Women ruined cartoons.
Women ruin everything.
That is the motto for this show.
We should make t-shirts that say that.
They ruined voting.
They ruined politics.
They ruined Canada.
They ruined Britain.
Women should have the right to vote.
Women should not vote.
And obviously, when I say women, I'm talking about the bastardized, twisted, political activist version we created.
Women used to be normal.
Women, when they were kindergarten teachers, back when I was a kid, they were nice old ladies with big tits that let boys be boys and encouraged boys to be boys.
Now they're at war with boys.
There's literally a war on boys, on masculinity, on the patriarchy.
And these infected shit chests, remember why I call them shit chests, right?
Women have this magical gift to give life, to be creators of life.
And it's like the glowing thing in Iron Man's chest.
We've removed that and replaced it with a piece of shit.
So they're shit chests.
So I should say, to be more accurate, shit chests ruin everything.
Childless, unmarried cunts.
And I was wondering, this took me all day, by the way.
I was wondering what happened to cartoons.
And I did some research and discovered they've been overrun by women.
I thought it was fags.
As a proud homophobe, I initially blamed homos.
But as you'll learn over this little ride we're going on, fags have nothing to do with it.
They're on both sides of the equation, really.
But gay activism, which is predominantly a female thing.
You know what I mean?
It's like saying you shouldn't hate gays and telling kids that and brainwashing kids is more a female thing than a gay thing.
I don't really understand it.
There's more straight female gay activists than there are gay activists.
You get me?
Anyway, this is what it was when I was a kid.
Saturday morning cartoons.
It was the best time of the week.
You got up early.
You don't have to go to school.
The house is, you have the whole house to yourself.
You make some fucking candy cereal if your parents are nice enough.
My parents usually just let us have Cheerios.
You put sugar on them.
But you probably had Fruit Loops and cool shit at your house.
And you'd watch from like 7 till noon.
And it was all kinds of different cartoons going on.
And there wasn't a lot on TV back then when I was a kid in the 70s.
And I'm looking back at these cartoons now and realizing they kind of sucked.
Like Captain Caveman was good.
He was from, I think he was an offshoot of the Wacky Races.
Check out the Wacky Races.
That was just all these different characters from all these different shows having a race with stupid, repeating 1950s looking backgrounds.
Terrible cartoon.
But we fucking loved it.
Loved watching them all go on this big long race and cheat.
Look how good the drawing is there, by the way.
High quality.
Talent.
Another weird garbage cartoon that we've loved was Shmoo.
Back then, I think there was a super Shmoo.
He was a ghost who could change his body into any shape.
What's the music for that?
There he is.
Garbage.
Oh, he can be a pogo stick.
You can ride him.
Ghosts can ride him too, I guess.
He chases ghosts.
He was fun.
Anyway, that tradition didn't die.
It just kept going and going.
Now it's over forever because of women.
Shit chests.
So just before it died, it actually had a stunning renaissance.
And my two oldest kids got to be in the eye of the storm for that.
My youngest boy, he's eight now.
I put the TV on.
There's nothing on but Teen Titans and SpongeBob, who's gay, by the way, now.
That's women's fault.
And so he just looks at his iPad and he watches YouTubers talking about viral videos and shit.
No cartoon mornings for my youngest boy.
And my other kids were there for the Swan song.
Now, let me tell you how awesome it was from 2010 till 2014.
Right?
Maybe even later than that.
Maybe it's more recent.
I think Trump was a big...
No, no.
So around 2016, it started to get shitty.
It was actually when that guy groped a chick, Clarence.
Anyway, we'll get to that.
So there was Sanjay and Craig.
That was 2010 to 2014.
And this was about a kid who had a snake that was his friend.
The snake would occasionally wear a t-shirt and a hat to blend in.
This is Jay, what's his name, who did all the van stuff.
He also designed the characters for Bob's Burgers.
And they didn't pay him well enough or something.
He got in a big fight with them and they ended up splitting.
But God, this was a good show.
It was such a good show that when my kids would be watching Cartoon Morning, I would just sit with them and have toast and a coffee and just watch the cartoons with them.
I got to know that guy actually.
He did some of my tattoos.
Yeah.
Jay did that tattoo of a buffalo on my wrist for Johnny Buffalo.
Pig Goat Banana Cricket was there at the end.
That was my old buddy Dave Cooper and Johnny Ryan.
Johnny Ryan, you may know from Vice magazine.
And if you check out his Instagram, he is the most offensive cartoonist in the world.
So offensive, in fact, that he didn't credit himself as Johnny Ryan for this cartoon.
It was Jay Ryan.
So parents wouldn't look him up.
But there was no agenda with this cartoon.
It was just as cool as possible.
That was the goal.
Can we hear the audio there?
I mean, look at this quality compared to the shit I grew up with.
It's fucking amazing.
What a lot of work, too.
Most cartoonists these days are on Adderall or Ridalin.
I mean, you have no idea how many drawings you have to do to even with computers to show what I just showed you here.
It's thousands of drawings.
And they were all great.
Another fantastic show, Uncle Grandpa.
So fucking weird.
All of these shows had the weirdest plot.
And I remember watching things like Uncle Grandpa going, I couldn't come up with this.
I'd have to take acid to come up with this.
It was just levels of creativity that were way beyond the pale.
Who's this now?
Strange creatures just waiting to be observed.
Oh, they're doing that guy that we make fun of who thinks animals are cool.
Skip ahead.
And there was just zero politics to this show.
Skip it way ahead.
This isn't a very typical episode.
His fanny pack is magic.
He can time travel.
Yeah, that's a bad example of Uncle Grandpa.
It was fucking over the top.
Another fantastic show from this zenith renaissance was regular show.
That was 2013 to 2017.
Right?
Remember these guys?
Hey, Margaret.
Where have you been?
It feels like I haven't seen you in forever.
Again, the quality of the drawing is just amazing.
Well, I hope you're not getting your coffee someplace else.
No way.
And I'd hear my kids laughing, too.
That was the other thing about, especially Sanjay and Craig.
They had one episode of Sanjay and Craig where this guy was unbarfable.
He's never barfed, and you can't make him barf.
And Sanjay and Craig devote their entire day to trying to make him barf.
And I could hear my kids laughing their heads off.
This show would constantly make them laugh their heads off and they'd be imitating the voices.
Of course, the winner was probably Adventure Time, especially when you're looking at creativity.
This guy went on, he did a podcast with what's his name?
That guy, you know this guy?
Russell Duncan Trussell.
He animated Duncan Trussell's podcast on Netflix, which is cool.
What's that called?
Midnight Gospel, I think.
That was awesome.
But this, again, the characters over the top.
Weirdness.
Just fascinating to look at.
And the drawings are beautiful.
I mean, that could have been a franchise that went on forever.
Like, it was way more fun to watch than, you know, any Mickey Mouse or any other long-term franchise.
This could have been a cartoon for generations.
But it also died.
I'm going to tell you why soon.
And then there's Steven Universe.
It's still going.
And I remember when it came out, this was the end.
And when it first came out, it was just very weird.
And she's a good artist.
But I started to smell a rat.
And she's interesting because she survived the purge by pretending to be gay.
I don't think she's gay.
Her boyfriend's this big fat black dude, but she's bi.
And she changed all her content into be pro-gay, gay activism stuff.
Why did she do that?
Because she's gay.
No, no.
She did that because women took over all networks, all cartoons, all women now.
So if you want to appease women, you make it anti-racist and anti-homophobia.
And you hammer that propaganda to our kids.
Now, sometimes it gets disturbing, like that blues clues thing, where we were wrong, by the way.
At the end, he does, there is a pedophile flag in it.
Did I include that in the notes?
I don't think I did.
So at best, we have women ruined cartoons.
Yeah, it's the very last thing.
At worst, we have fags trying to groom our kids to fuck them.
Turn it on.
Minor attracted persons.
So when we showed this video previously, the Blue Clues big parade video, I think it was last episode, Friday's episode, the clip cut too short to show this.
But there it is.
Clearly displayed.
I'm more optimistic.
I tend to not give people too much credibility.
And I think this is just political correctness makes companies all female.
And females do things, shit chests, make things all gay activism, politically correct activism.
So why did it happen?
It all started with a cunt.
So there's this cartoon, Casper, Clarence, sorry, Clarence, 2014 to 2018.
Fucking brilliant show, great artists.
And these kids are nerds.
They're all art school kids who just draw and drink and party and draw and draw and draw.
And they create these shows and they're kind of weird around chicks.
They're already nerds, and then they're hyper with the Adderall.
And this guy, Skylar Page, I think his name is, right?
That's the first article there.
He's accused of groping a chick.
Now, everyone in LA Is a pussy.
Nerds are pussies.
People on Adderall overthink things.
So you have three pussy factors.
And what do they do?
They totally flipped on this guy.
All his friends shit on him.
Fuck you.
Just like our buddy Kale.
They all stabbed him in the back and ran as soon as he was charged with sexual assault.
You know what he did?
He over-hugged a girl at a party.
Big fucking deal.
So scroll down.
That's the guy.
His life's over.
Ruined.
He just sits.
He's off in Arizona where the rent is cheap and he just draws all day.
I don't even think he's a job.
This is the bitch that ruined Cartoon Morning forever.
Cartoon Morning probably started in the 50s and it absolutely sucks now.
Now, the man behind the Cartoon Renaissance is, believe it or not, a fag.
He is this guy, Rob Sorter, S-O-R-C-H-E-R.
And this guy, he brought Adventure Time to Cartoon Network, and he was behind all of these brave choices, these weird shows.
No, that's the letter of the guy stabbing him in the back.
Pull that up.
Yeah, this is Clarence Head of Story.
Schuyler Page assaulted a female artist.
She's a piece of shit, and they should give him the boot.
This is his friend.
Totally just wiped him up.
Fuck you.
Go die.
I have a real bee in my bonnet when it comes to loyalty.
That's one thing that really pisses me off when people don't have someone's back because they're unpopular.
It just, it's a sign of the decline of Western civilization when we don't have the fortitude to stand up for our friends and defend the innocent.
So this guy, Rob Sorter, he's not in the notes.
This homo, let me see.
This is why I say it's not a gay thing.
No, that's the guy now.
See that?
That's Sam Register.
He's the guy who's taking over Cartoon Network.
And that's why it's all shitty reboots like Teen Titans.
It's probably on right now.
They just play it on a loop all morning.
And he's a Time Warner company man.
I think he's a fag.
And he has no balls.
No.
That's Rob Sorter.
He has no creativity.
So he just ruined the cartoon morning.
And this guy, this guy had Clarence's back.
He said, look, the guy just overhugged someone at a party.
Take it easy.
He's a nerd.
He's awkward.
Let's not fire him and ruin his life.
So then they got madder and madder at him.
Trump was in office.
George Floyd was killed.
And they said, you know what, Rob?
You're not enough of an activist.
You're fired.
And they drove him out, replaced him with Pussyman.
Again, both guys gay on both sides of the thing here.
Replaced him with Pussyman Sam Register.
And now all cartoons are all chicks.
And the woman, Stephen Universe, remember, she was part of the Renaissance.
She was cool.
And then she saw which way the wind was blowing.
She goes, I'm trans, I'm gay.
I'm super gay.
What?
You have a black dick in your mouth.
Oh, I'm a man being gay.
Oh, okay.
So that's her there.
She's a survivor is what she is.
She's jumped, full-on trans bi-activist, getting reamed by a black dude every night, but pretending that she's trans.
Total and utter horseshit.
And she survived the death of comedy.
So she's out there in the desert.
Tumbleweeds are going by, and she's still alive because she's a bullshitter.
And this is what we're stuck with now.
So we've gone from, oh, there's also the amazing world of gumball.
It was also part of the Renaissance.
Now that one had the kids laughing their heads off, like falling off the couch.
Do you have gumball?
Sorry, this is slightly out of order.
But that one bitch ruined it.
Just like, you know, Terry Richardson is a good friend of mine, photographer.
One cunt, one 18-year-old cunt calls him a rape apologist in a tweet and says to H ⁇ M, who was one of his clients, the guy was making $5 million a year, one of the biggest photographers ever.
And she goes, are you going to explain you working with rape apologist Terry Richardson?
They go, we're not working with him anymore.
He lost that client and that started a whole domino effect.
This is way before cancel culture.
And his career is over now.
Done.
Because of one cunt.
And that one bitch that got overhugged destroyed not just the Clarence guy, but the entire cartoon network and changed into chickdom.
Okay, so this is who we have now.
We have, well, of course, we have Rebecca Sugar.
That's the girl I just told you about who pretends she's trans.
And we have Shady Potowski.
Shady Petowski is a dude who thinks he's a chick.
This is way down, Ryan.
He does a cartoon called Danger and Eggs.
This, a trans showrunner on how to bring LGBTQ truth to kids' TV.
Look at that guy.
And remember, this is a picture he chose that is the best out of all of them.
So he looks even more ridiculous in real life.
But he is doing trans activism.
And, you know, kids don't like that.
They don't like gay propaganda.
They don't have a problem with it.
And it pisses me off that you think they do.
Like, all of this gay propaganda is based on the assumption that gay kids are getting bullied.
That's just not true.
Gay is a type of way to fuck.
Kids don't like fucking.
It's not, so stop telling them what pansexual means or showing them trans flags.
It's not on their radar.
They don't need to know about sex.
In fact, I would argue your goal as a parent is to push sex as light as humanly possible.
You don't want your daughter knowing what sex is until she's 16.
And even then, I would prefer 18, obviously.
But all of this sex activism in kids is a bizarre female trait.
Look at Noelle Stevenson.
She's a dyke, allegedly.
She does She-Ra, Princess of Power.
That's the next one.
So that's a lesbian saying she invites everyone into comics.
What?
Thank you for finally making gay-friendly cartoons.
Or you have Dana Terrace.
She does The Owl House.
More chicks.
And these are just the chicks that are the creators.
The background animators.
There she goes.
she doesn't look like a lesbian, she says she's a lesbian, and she says she's married to some other animator, but she doesn't have a gay face.
Who knows anymore?
That's the thing: when women control something, you got to go gay.
You got to be a gay activist, you got to be gay yourself, or you're canceled.
Or this guy, Gravity Falls, is not gay, but he's a fervent gay activist.
And he's mad at Disney.
Look at him calling out Disney's pride, hypocrisy.
He says, Disney said everyone's welcome here, right?
Look at all those flags.
Oh, I'll show you something later about these corporations that have like BMW, all their logos are all rainbow.
But then you check the Middle East Twitter account of that corporation.
No rainbows.
I'll show you that when we're done.
So this is, he's pretending to be mad at Disney because he goes, they canceled a lot of the gay scenes in Gravity Falls, my cartoon.
They weren't gay enough.
So even when you're not gay, you're a gay activist or you're done.
And guess who else is dominating the animation world now?
Has left school as an assistant professor and does mostly background, but is at all the meetings, discussing the content.
Who is one of the most influential and powerful people in post-Renaissance shit cartoon land, the desert of creativity, the boring hellhole that has become Saturday morning cartoons?
This cunt.
Which you claim support the idea that legal immigrants are dangerous or criminals.
I cited a number of statistics that show that they commit federal crimes at a significantly higher rate than native-born Americans.
Okay.
So what role do you think that structural racism and inherent bias has to play in those statistics?
I don't think that the people who enter this country illegally are forced to do so by some sort of systemic racism.
There's no systemic American racist going down to El Salvador and saying, you better get up and sneak into the United States.
And there's nobody in the United States.
It's too sophisticated of a joke for her, Michael.
To commit crimes.
I think the premise of this question is actually quite offensive, though it's a popular assumption, which is that illegal aliens somehow don't have free will.
It's the assumption that illegal aliens are somehow morally uneducated.
They have no sense of right and wrong.
They have no ability to control their emotions and their impulses.
This is obviously profoundly racist and not true.
We have free will.
We have the ability to do what we want to do.
This is why, by the way, the majority of Hispanic people in the United States and Hispanic voters oppose illegal immigration.
The races are exactly the same.
The ethnicity is exactly the same.
The question of crime is different because race does not determine your criminality.
That's not what I'm saying.
I'm saying that people of color are more likely to be convicted of crimes unfairly than white people.
They're more likely to commit certain crimes.
That's true.
She's an assistant professor.
Now, Knowles has done a few talks.
They're always with perfectly normal names that freak the fuck out of academics.
Like this, I think, was Build a Wall.
Yeah, Build a Wall.
I think I'm a liberal.
I'm going to start calling myself a 2004 liberal because that was a normal thing to say that Bill Clinton wanted and Obama wanted.
They wanted strong borders.
Everyone does.
That's perfectly normal.
It's not a right-wing thing.
And then his other talk that freaked everyone out and gave the faculty panic attacks.
I'm not exaggerating, was men are not women.
That was the other thing.
And she gets up there and her thing is, go back, we don't want to lose her.
She gets up there and says, speech is violence.
Like, these people are professors.
One guy, this Italian dude came up when, he's a professor there.
He came up and he said 1492, whatever, was when a racist genocider, that's not a word, came to this country and killed.
Christopher Columbus never came to America.
This is a history professor telling Michael Knowles that.
You're going a quarter of a million dollar in debt to listen to these assholes.
And this cunt ruined, is an example of this onslaught of Saturday morning cartoon destroyers.
It is true.
I mean, what I just said is true.
I'm not quite sure where you're getting your statistics from, and you choose to interpret them.
From the federal government.
You choose to interpret them in your Bureau of Justice Statistics and Department of Homeland Security.
By the way, if you, she's been to like every art school in Britain and then went to art school in America.
You know what that means?
Rich.
She's a rich girl.
You can tell by her accent, too.
She's posh.
It would have been nice if you could have let me finish my sentence.
Anyway, I was answering your question.
You are using your statistics for your own political agenda, and that's your question.
I'm citing statistics because they're true.
I'm talking about the fact that I'm faculty here.
I also support our protester in the back.
What do you support specifically?
Do you think that anti-immigrant rhetoric is violent free speech?
Yes, because of the research.
Do you think that speech is violence?
No, I think that...
That's what that sign says.
The conversation that you're having is oppressive.
Anyway, sorry.
We could watch that all day, and we already have watched it.
And that's her, Sarah Beebe is her name.
You can look up her website.
You can tell she's one of these artists that just has, she's put in her thousand hours, but she doesn't have talent.
You know what I mean?
Like Joe Mataris, you know, those comedians that don't have the sprinkles, but they bust their ass and you go, okay, you have a career.
That's clearly someone without artistic talent who has just worked hard at it and been painting for, you know, five art colleges worth of time.
So she is, she personifies this problem.
And now let's look at what cartoons are like.
Now, we already covered this in a letter, right?
But let's just briefly go over these.
This is the PC bias on Cartoon Network.
So this is the girl who does Steven Universe.
These are like those four, five videos, one, two, three, four videos that are under the PC bias.
This is the Steven Universe chick who pretends she's gay, be anti-racist.
This is what cartoons are like now.
And kids don't like participation trophies where everyone gets one, and they don't like gay propaganda, so they don't watch this shit.
It's boring.
My kids, I couldn't, you know what I used to do to fuck with them?
I would go up and go, oh, I think we're going to turn off the TV, guys.
Yeah, we're going to turn off TV.
And I would go to put my thumb on the off button, and they'd scream and cry, I'd be filming this.
And then I would go, oh may we're not.
And they would just go from, no, no, to back to normal.
I could turn them on and off by threatening to turn on and off the TV.
Now, this shit, this fucking propaganda garbage?
It totally does.
I mean, we've already covered it, right?
Turn it up a bit?
Doesn't mean it doesn't happen.
Oh, wow.
I'm sorry.
Seriously, I didn't know.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
That's the one where he says, this doesn't happen.
Kids don't get bullied for being gay.
And they go, just because it doesn't happen, no, it doesn't happen.
Oh, yeah.
This guy I know who's his kids are Jewish.
He's not.
I don't know how that works.
But he said, yeah, they pick on my kids at school.
They call them Jew boy.
Anti-Semitism is still really big.
I go, dude, they made fun of me for having glasses.
Like, kids just make a thing.
They find out what your last name is.
Anything to tease.
It doesn't mean anything.
It's surface.
They don't beat up a kid because he was gay, because he was sucking another kid's dick.
Kids don't suck dicks.
So if you have an example of some dumb teasing thing, it's not a phenomenon.
And kids being rude and picking on other kids, you can't stop that and you shouldn't stop that.
It's a normal part of being a kid.
Life's tough, kids.
Get used to it.
Then there's this shit.
What's this skin?
Oh yeah, that's the lesbian saying role-playing and cosplay helps them be empowered.
And then what's the third one?
Sorry to repeat this, but I got to put it in this video so it's all one coherent point that sums it all up.
This is Amethyst and Friends.
Oh, this one is particularly bad.
Remember this when she gets mad about being purple?
Join our circle.
Doesn't matter if you're white or black.
Or purple?
What the?
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hold up a minute here.
Ugh, who wrote this?
I think it kind of does matter that I'm purple.
I mean, I'm purple because I'm literally an alien.
Well, I'm not an alien, but it definitely matters to me that I'm black.
Yeah, it makes a difference that.
A bunch of kids watching us?
Like, think of the Sanjay and Craig unbarfable episode, and then they turn this shit on.
And it's a woman pretending to be gay, doing gay propaganda to appease other women who are probably not even gay either.
Who is this gay shit?
This is like fucking all these rainbow flags everywhere.
Did anyone even ask gays if they want all this shit?
Anyway.
It's just amazing how smashing the patriarchy is our number one goal on the far left, destroying white males, making sure that the whole power structure is ripped down because it's systemic and evil and it's ruining our children.
And we step aside and what happens?
A weaker sex comes in and ruins everything they touch.
And we're left in a scenario where shitty cartoons that bore our kids to death is the best case scenario.
Because the worst case scenario is we are grooming our children for sex so they can be raped by degenerate perverts.
I'm not big on either of those options, but the second one is a little scarier.
So ladies, please get out of the way and let the men handle it because you ruin everything.
This was the corp 19.
That's the corporations thing I was talking about.
They don't mean it, folks.
They don't really mean it.
It's all about appeasing the mob.
But if it comes down to it and it's going to cost them any money or make them embarrassed, no thanks.
In case you thought corporations had principles.
That's what I was talking about earlier.
You know what's interesting, too, I've noticed that I didn't mention in the video.
Julia Plott is a straight girl and she does a thing called Summer Island Camp.
And she's a nine, maybe?
But she stopped dressing beautiful because all these women are everywhere.
And you know how vindictive they are.
So just like the chick who does Steven Universe, she's not pretending to be gay, but dressing dikey and looking shitty.
Click on 17.
So go to the bottom of that.
Yeah, click on that.
This woman is a supermodel.
But what is she doing there?
She's got on the lesbian sweater with the collar and the jeans.
She looks like the dyke from the Roseanne show.
See if you can find another picture of her, though.
Look, I'm an ugly, frumpy Jewish lesbian just like you.
She's a hard one to Google.
I think Julia Plott is a really common name.
Pot with no L. Oh, that's why it was fucking up.
I think this is her Instagram.
Let's check it out.
Yeah, that's her.
Yeah, I'm just a regular kid.
No, but Google image her.
Black Lives Matter.
Got to make that clear.
None of them mean it.
Everyone is just scared of what the other person thinks.
And you know what?
In a way, they're right to be scared.
Look at Clarence.
See, look at her.
Look at that picture with the red shirt.
That's a very old picture of her.
That's what she fucking looks like.
But now in every picture, it's like sweatshirt.
Hi.
I'm one of the gals.
I'm ugly.
Glasses, beanie.
Yeah.
They have to dress down because of toxic femininity.
Look at her.
Right.
She looks like Andy.
I mean, she looks like Woody Allen in that picture.
I thought the cartoon was rather didactic.
Is there a reason I could give you that would justify?
And you had that woman, Shady Petrowski, right?
Which one is she?
She does.
I used to know this.
Shady Petrowski does Danger and Eggs.
But she was on some show bitching about the TSA.
Yep.
The TSA didn't were confused by her genitals because when she went through the x-ray thing, they noticed this beautiful woman has a large eight-inch cock again.
Trans women, you're gay.
You're not a woman.
You're not a different gender.
You're just a gay dude traveling while trans.
That's the new...
This is who's in charge of Saturday morning cartoons now.
It was traumatic for you, but it seems to me they had a very through as a male or female, whatever gets me through quickly.
No one asked me.
A TSA agent looks at me, pushes a button, and then makes me responsible for their guess.
Wait, so there's a no win because they assumed the gender was female, which is what he's going for.
I guess what he's saying is he wants the TSA to accept that some women have penises.
But then they'd have to click the man button.
Well, isn't there a reason they separate men and women so when you're frisking them, you're comfortable?
So who gets to frisk?
What if I'm uncomfortable?
If I'm a TSA agent, I don't want to be fucking grabbing your nuts.
Yeah.
No one asked me about concealment and trans people are always being criticized for being frauds or concealing something.
Yes.
I can go through as a male or female, whatever gets me through quickly.
We just saw that.
So why are we hearing this from you?
A male, so when they say I'm a woman, scam me through as a woman, it's gonna find that you're male.
That's why the machine went off.
It has nothing to do with you're not getting equal treatment because you are born black privilege, by the way.
You're looking at black privilege.
I get the round of applause.
They're allowed to say the truth.
When you say she waits for a pause, it gets a round of applause after she says that.
Male.
You don't have a vagina.
And Daddy, I think we're...
Can you imagine?
I couldn't say that.
By the way, speaking of gays, there is a fucking gay flag across from the American Legion in a town near me.
And I'm deeply offended by that.
Because you're putting words in their mouth.
No, worse, you're putting dicks in their mouth.
Like, it's almost...
Here's an analogy.
What if I put a Mets flag on Legion?
So there's American...
I think it's the American flag at the top, the state flag on one side, and then the other flag used to be the POW-MIA flag.
They took that down.
Missing in action.
POWs.
They took that down and put a rainbow flag up.
Now you, hey, I think there's six dead bodies.
It's six graves, right?
They're not real graves, but they're to commemorate the six people from that town who died in, I don't know what war, Vietnam, maybe all wars.
And now you died for gay equality.
No, I didn't.
How do you know how they feel about gay equality?
You're ascribing a political position to them.
The only thing that you can ascribe to them is the American flag and a military flag.
But they didn't sign up for this LGBT bullshit.
And it's worse than that.
It's the flag they're using is the trans one.
Do you know what that is?
It's a rainbow flag, but it's got a trans flag sort of divoted into the base of it.
So now they're supporting that shady Petrosky chick who doesn't like getting frisked.
It's making a statement, and it's disgusting, the statement it's making.
Not even disgusting, but it's disgusting that you would put words in the mouth of a dead man.
And radical words, too.
I'm not against gays or trans.
I think trans is silly, and I think you're born gay.
But you don't have the right to put that pin on me when I'm dead.
Yeah, why don't you just put a fucking gay pin on his uniform, in his coffin?
Why don't you stick it...
They've basically stuck a gay flag in a man's hand.
It's like Iwo Jima.
Why don't we change that?
You know that famous sculpture?
Let's make that flag a rainbow flag.
Now the men are pushing up the rainbow flag.
It's everywhere.
City halls all have it now.
Yeah, there it is.
Let's make that a rainbow.
There we go.
Oh, they've already fucking done it.
What does it say?
What's the headline?
We must now ban this flag.
But yeah, sorry, that's the article.
2-0.
I don't know what this is.
So just letting everybody know.
Yeah, we don't know.
We don't know.
I don't know.
This might be them crazy white powers.
No, go to 2-0, though.
This guy ripped down a flag and got 16 years.
I like how the headline is, they responded by advocating for him.
How about murder and rape gets 16 years?
Burning down a flag.
Wait a minute.
Isn't that what Enrique's charged with?
Oh, burning a flag.
Yeah.
That's his exact charge.
Now, if you read the article, the guy was unapologetic.
He told everyone to go fuck themselves.
He said, yeah, I did it.
I'll do it again.
So he wasn't exactly drowning in remorse, but it's vandalism.
I mean, what should you give that?
Pay $14 for the flag.
A year of probation, maybe?
It's a misdemeanor.
It's vandalism.
But because it's a gay flag and they have gay privilege, this is like what's his name was talking about.
I think I know why.
I don't know why.
White people walk through life like they own the place.
They have privilege.
No, it's privilege when burning your flag gets 16 years.
You know what you get if you burn the American flag?
And nothing.
How about those two lawyers, the black one and the Middle Eastern one, who threw a Molotov cocktail into a cop car?
They got offered a year as a plea deal.
They said, go fuck yourself.
You're going to have to do better than that.
I'm not going to jail for a year.
You nuts.
Okay.
Yeah.
Black privilege, female privilege.
Getting to ruin stand-up comedy and Saturday morning cartoons.
Female privilege.
All right.
That brings us to some racism.
Let's briefly gloss over that.
Let's talk about racism.
That was racist, guys.
Can you imagine if the races were reversed?
What if a big fat redneck just got out of his truck?
He saw some racial epithet pouring gas in her car and he just thought, fuck this bitch.
I'm going to fuck her up.
He randomly assaulted.
Maybe he's jealous of her tits.
Do you have the video there?
Oh no, look at the next one.
Elijah Schaefer identified the guy.
Yeah, is that Prowboy's founder Gavin McInnes?
See if they show the video though.
It's alarming.
And just like that other guy that was on the front page of the post, they don't beat him up.
They just stand there.
And there was like five guys.
Can we...
Is this calling for violence?
If you see a woman getting the shit beaten out of her, tackle the fucking guy.
In fact, it's getting so rare now that it makes the news.
Like, remember that yuppie-looking dude who tackled the guy who was stabbing an old lady?
And the guy still had the knife.
I mean, you're risking getting killed.
You're risking getting sued.
Getting 16 years for a hate crime if the guy's black.
But come on, what is a society if you don't stop someone from beating the shit out of a woman?
It's not coming up in the original tweet.
Oh, there it is.
Graphic.
On a late Friday, detectives say the shirtless man seen in this security video was turned in by a concerned relative.
He was wanted for this unprovoked and vicious attack.
The unnamed man reportedly punched an unsuspecting woman.
The attack goes on for about 10 minutes.
Only then do people start to gather around.
Look at them.
Gather around.
You're out of your mind, people.
Why are you gathering?
You're tackling.
He's a big fat piece of shit.
Kick his knees in.
Three guys?
Talk to any pro fighter, MMA guy.
He'll tell you, if it's more than two dudes, I'm fucked.
Like, the idea of beating up several men is just not possible.
No matter who you are.
Conor McGregor could not beat up three guys.
Because while one guy's pounding you, or you're pounding one guy, you're getting smacked in the head from behind.
This is a hate crime.
It won't go anywhere.
Look at 2-4.
This professor, they seem to be getting more and more radical, these anti-white things.
Lecture at official Yale event, fantasizes about brutally murdering white people.
Claims all white people are rotten.
And I looked her up.
She's some rich Indian chick.
And again, Indians in America, dot, not feather, make more money than whites.
Ethnic whites are like number seven on the success board.
So all those people above white as far as annual income, are they allowed to complain?
I don't get it.
Okay, I can't hear that.
Stop.
Stop.
Let's just read it, though.
I think they have the transcription below.
Whoever you are and wherever you come from, our world is better because blah, blah, blah.
Keep going.
She said something about taking matters into her own hands and then shows she excommunicated some of her white friends or something.
Yeah, yeah.
They're not showing the harsh stuff.
Keep going.
So go back to the first one.
The Federalists will have her exact quotes.
Isn't that interesting that the sun kind of watered down what she said?
I had fantasies of unloading a revolver into the heads of any white person that got in my way, burying their body, and wiping my bloody hands as I walked away, relatively guiltless, with a bounce in my step, like I did the world a fucking favor.
I think by the time...
Shoveling's going to take a couple hours, so the blood's going to like sweat off.
I don't think you'd still have blood on your hands after burying a body.
Let me see the rest of that, though.
Go up before that, though.
Yeah, she just said it.
Fantasy about killing white people.
The psychopathic problem of the white mind is the name of the lecture.
How did SubSat get audio of my talk immediately after months of my trying to obtain a coffee and have Yale release it?
This perpetuates the suppression of voices of people of color.
I would have loved to share my story first, but at the end of the day, it comes down to Barry Weiss and Linda Mays.
But talking about two white women have immediate access to my work with me being on the sideline of my content and my story is the real racism.
So I'm not sure you can grasp this, Ryan.
You're dumb.
But this woman, who wants to, has fantasies about murdering every white person she sees, says it's racist that she's not in control of this story.
Right.
That she couldn't put it out there, but white people could make it go viral or whatnot.
What?
I thought this was funny.
Hills are racist.
This is the last racism story.
I'm border racism.
I'm racist against racism.
Hillier cities are more income segregated because of their unevenness.
You know, that reminds me of a story an old knight of Columbus told me.
He said that right before the Depression, there was This tons of mining work upstate, and it was brutal labor.
So, the only people that bothered to do it were blacks and Irish, poor Irish.
And Upper Manhattan wasn't that fleshed out at the time.
So, this would be like 1918, I guess.
And he said they worked there, but for some reason, they weren't being paid in money.
Dollar bills are getting paid in silver coins.
And they said, whatever.
Then the economy tanked, and all of a sudden these guys were rich because paper money was worthless and they had silver.
So they started buying up real estate all over.
And Irish people liked hillier terrain more, so they choose the hillier side of Upper Manhattan, which is now Hell's Kitchen.
And blacks liked level more, and they ended up with the higher up, like higher up more north, and that was Harlem.
I don't know if that's true, but it was a cool story.
And the funny part was, he took out a piece of paper to explain this to me, and he drew like a long island and then wrote Hell's Kitchen and Harlem on it, like on a big peanut.
Do you know this is one of the oldest cells?
Thanks for the drawing, dude.
My brain can handle that.
Look at that.
This is proof.
But it's a real thing.
It's a real thesis that hills are racist.
Go click on 2-3 again.
It's a paper they just completed.
Moving Mountains, Geography, Neighborhood Sorting, and Spatial Income Segregation.
Am I the only person that's just fucking sick of this shit?
It's like the rainbow flags and the BLM flags and calling everyone racist.
It was not like this in 2000.
There was politically correct freaks, like the ones who run Saturday morning cartoons now.
They were at my school and it started in the 90s.
Early 90s, you started seeing political correctness, critical race theory, but they were blue-haired freaks and no one took them seriously.
It was just like highfalutin academic nut bars.
Now they're everywhere.
What's this, fuck school?
Now it's mainstream.
It's mainstream to be a radical leftist and inject race into everything.
Oh yeah, this is a good solution.
Who gets to go to Yale and who doesn't should be decided randomly.
Yes, please do it.
Let's finally sink Yale.
Yale started by, I think his name was Edward Yale.
The namesake, the school named after him, he had money because he was a slave owner.
So that whole school should be shut down.
Oh, I got some heavy shit news.
So I thought things might be dying down with the January 6th thing because I saw that article 2.8 where they said some of the charges are being dropped.
No, this article is not indicative of a pattern.
Feds dropped charges against Winter Capital Rights.
No, they're actually ramping it up.
And I hear insiders tell me that the top brass, fuck the police's boss, the top mines, the top guys at the FBI and the CIA, firmly believe that the January 6th meandering was the biggest threat to our nation's safety since the Civil War.
What?
Did they stay within the ropes during the Civil War?
Or did 620,000 men die?
The equivalent of 5 million today.
An American Holocaust is what the Civil War was.
This was dumb.
This was something I said not to do.
But it was understandable.
A bunch of people lost their shit.
They think the election is stolen and they got mad.
Anyway, my buddy Jay Johnson was there.
I remember he asked me if I was going to go.
And I said, fuck no.
I'm avoiding it like the plague and I'm begging Prowboys not to go.
But I think because he's on record speaking to me, the phone records, they're really coming down hard on him.
And this weekend, he had a Roger Stone awakening where they, about, I don't know, 10, I don't know the exact number, but about 10 SWAT guys show up, rifles drawn, ready to kill, guns ablazing.
Isn't that fucked up?
And his daughter, his girlfriend, she's like, I'm going to pick up my dog.
I want to pick up my dog.
They go, don't pick up the dog, don't pick up the dog.
Because the dog was hysterical and she didn't want it to get shot.
No, he had been cooperating with the authorities too.
And he said, all right, I'll give you an interview.
And they go, when?
And then he's talking to his lawyer, like, should we do the interview?
Or could I, like, what if I make a mistake during the interview?
Will that be perjury?
Maybe I shouldn't do the interview.
And so that took like a day of back and forth wondering about the interview.
They go, you need to get back to us about the interview.
That's how they came in?
Yes.
Wow.
So he left, went and got breakfast.
They came at 6 a.m.
Thank God his kid wasn't there.
And they went and got breakfast.
They ransacked his house, took his phone, his computers, everything.
Because he was at...
He wasn't in the building.
He was nearby that day, and he saw people going in the building and went, ugh, that seems like a bad move.
That's treason now.
To have been slightly near there.
Like they've created this sort of invisible line and say anyone who crossed this side of the line is evil.
And isn't it funny how Antifa is all anti the January 6th people?
Again, we never advocated that.
You can see on our Twitter, we said don't go, but it is kind of anarchist to want to take down the government.
So Antifa should be on their side.
I saw that the Communist Party in Britain said these were working class people trying to take down the government.
We support it.
At least they're consistent.
But Antifa, you're not being consistent.
Ashley Babbitt was shot, I believe, because she was getting close to Mike Pence.
I think it was Mike Pence's personal security that shot her.
That's pretty darn anarchist.
Like the Guy Fawkes mask they all wear, you know, with the big mustache, smiling.
Guy Fawkes tried to blow up the British Parliament because he saw they were separating church and state, and he thought the Catholic Church not being in control of the government would be very bad for Britain.
So he was a Catholic anarchist.
I don't think people who wear that mask realize that.
But so was Ashley Babbitt.
She was pretty darn Guy Fawkes, wasn't she?
Anyway, look at this footage of them protesting a memorial for Ashley Babbitt.
Can't you just let someone mourn their death for fuck's sakes?
Remember that proud boy who was gay and he OD'd and Antifa threatened his mom so much she didn't end up having a funeral?
You know that picture where I'm like this?
And it's wet out?
We were at a Linda Sarsour thing with all Hasidic and Orthodox Jews protesting Linda Sarsour's talk.
Existence, really.
And yeah, that's it.
So see that picture?
No, no, no.
That one?
So the guy in front of me, yeah, that guy in the foreground is dead now.
He's a proud boy.
And Antifa threatened his mother so much that she couldn't have the funeral because they were going to storm the funeral.
And then the other guy behind me is Max Hare.
And he's still serving a four-year prison sentence for saying yes when Antifa said want to fight.
Wasn't able to face his victim.
He's fucking ripped now, by the way.
Max?
Yeah.
Nice.
You can order them shit, books and stuff, on Amazon.
You just put the address, which we have at the end of the show, as the shipping address, and they'll get the book.
You just got to make sure that you have their DIN number.
And put the DIN number where their name is.
It takes a couple tries to get the address right.
But anyway, Ashley Babbitt, Antifa gathered to confront people at a Sacramento rally in support of Ashley Babbitt.
Jesus age Christ.
Everyone in Antifa is a pussy.
You watching this, including women, you can beat up everyone in Antifa.
They all have tits.
Turn it up.
Come on, Tweaker.
Come on, Tweaker.
You want to play ball?
Tweakers.
They are Tweakers.
Why show up to that?
Fuck Nazis.
Trash.
Trash.
Absolute trash.
Communist, anti-American piece of shit.
Correct.
Come here.
You want to talk?
Come here.
What does one of those signs say she should have obeyed the law?
That's not your anarchists.
Oh, is that that libertarian dude who's like a big gun guy who was running for office?
Ex-military?
I forget his name.
No more scumbags!
No more trash!
No more scumbags!
Like, look at that woman.
Big, huge tits, and she's there to fight with people who are mourning.
And now when the cops start spr- wait, did she really just make her move when the cop was right there?
Oh yeah, nice catch.
Weird.
That's like one's like, hold me back.
But they're not, like, going towards anybody.
Oh, you luckies cops are here.
Would have been very bad for you.
All right, let's go to the mailbag.
Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dance.
Let's turn our eyes together's mailbag.
Let me touch it.
So we still know what that emergency alert was?
No.
The weather's not weird.
I don't want that on my thing.
Like, if there's a school shooter near my kids' school, I want to know it.
Know about it.
But, like, it's going to be rainy later on.
Or it's going to be really hot out today.
Okay.
I figured.
Irritating.
Holy shit.
This slipped through the cracks.
What a cool drawing.
That is awesome.
That's fucking great animation, speaking of which animation stuff.
It's not animation.
Well, um, uh, illustration.
Look at your pepperoni nipples, too.
Cartoon.
He got it down.
That's awesome.
Thank you very much.
Um.
Me and my Cuban refugee wife at the Clearwater Proud Boys rally.
Okay, don't show that.
Okay.
I mean, I guess, yeah, show it.
And he did send it to us, right?
Yeah.
Oh, that's a lot of pictures.
He sent them all twice.
Someone's trying to reach me for an interview.
Blonde in the belly of the beast.
Sure.
Panos Dios Cabby, ever since your episode where you told men to stop using products like shampoo and conditioner, I've tried out your method of using just water and scrubbing.
To my surprise, I had a bad case of eczema under my hair that seemingly disappeared overnight.
It was embarrassing because I used to get terrible dandruff as a result, but that's gone too.
You really weren't kidding.
I think this is a very healthy choice, seeing as how I'm currently in my early 20s, I was facing these issues.
Dude, stop using shampoo.
It's gay and cringe.
You know what else someone pointed out to me today?
Guys who are constantly fucking chicks, that's gay.
Yeah.
Like it's man, sure, you can have your wild years for a little bit, I guess.
Whatever floats your boat, you got to get your yayas out.
But like to be in your late 20s and fucking tons of random brats, That's a gay lifestyle.
Like getting blown in an alley by a girl, that's what gays do.
Good point.
It's like nerd, it's like sex nerd.
You're a fag.
You're a fag.
You're a fag who happens to fuck a lot, the pussy.
Like Vince Neal in Motley Krube fucking like three girls a night.
That's gay.
That's fag behavior.
If you keep it going, maybe one night you try it out.
You should try it threesome.
It's fun to know what it's like.
You're not going to enjoy it that much.
It's like having too many people over for dinner.
You're running around.
How are we doing?
I forgot about you.
But it's good to have in the old memory bank.
But yeah, to make it your lifestyle.
Anyway.
The other thing about shampoo is when you just come out of it and you have condition everything and it has that fluffiness.
The hair looks all fluffy and flyaway and soft.
It's not a good look.
Nobody likes that.
I've got a serious problem with my hands.
I have the softest hands in the world and I meet someone, hey, how you doing?
Yeah, let's deal.
And then they touch my hand and it's like a baby's ass.
So I was saying to my son, I want to invent something that's like sandpaper with tar and you grip it and it's called rough hands.
Yeah.
Because I'm not doing any hard labor.
No, I'm not earning it.
And my son said, you should pee on them.
That's a good idea.
He told me about some baseball player that didn't like wearing baseball gloves, so he just pissed on his hands so his hands would be like tougher.
What?
Yeah.
That's cool.
I also had a retarded idea for the show that you can feel free to ignore.
Imagine you did a series where you consumed media you hate like video games, similar to that of a Let's Player, and you just tore them apart.
I think it would be hilarious to watch you play Undertale or some shit ironically.
I know it's a terrible idea, but that's why I think it would be so funny.
Here you are, Gornas Man, who doesn't know shit about games beyond Tetris, literally doing normie-ass YouTube content, but with a Gavin spin on it.
That's a pretty good idea.
Like a Twitch stream?
Yeah.
And I'll play your stupid ninja game.
Hell yeah.
Yeah, look at this Jorge Posada.
He admitted doing it.
And apparently that's a thing.
It's not just one.
It's a couple of players.
You know what Jack Dempsey used to do?
The boxer?
All the books down here.
He would put like tar or sap on his face and rub it into his face so his skin would be thicker so he wouldn't get cuts during fights.
Because before he was a pro boxer, he would just walk into a bar and say, I bet I can beat up everyone in this bar.
I'll give you $100 if you think you can take me.
And then he would just fight like seven people and win.
And then they'd get money to sleep that night or get some food.
He got robbed very late in his career in a taxi cab.
He had a restaurant downtown after he became a big boxer in Manhattan across from Penn Station, Madison Square Garden, actually, Dempsey's.
And he got robbed in a cab on the way there.
And he got out and just, he was 75 years old and just beat the fucking shit out of the two young thieves.
Damn.
And the cop, when he arrived, he said, where'd the guy go who beat up these thieves for you, old man?
And he was like, he's me.
Joe Biden leaked Zoom call.
This country is doomed.
Okay.
I haven't heard of this.
This country is doomed.
Oh, I remember this.
It is doomed, not just because of African Americans, but because by 2040, this country is going to be minority white European.
You hear me?
Minority white European.
And you guys are going to have to start working more with Hispanics, who make up a larger portion of the population than y'all do.
Good luck.
Yeah.
Yeah, I remember that.
Yeah, you guys are not known.
I saw that before.
That's an oldie but a goodie.
But he's saying that if blacks and Hispanics can't get along, this country's doomed.
What's this?
Ben Shapiro just got real?
Have you seen this?
I was really surprised when I saw this clip.
I guess he was guest hosting for Nick Fuentez.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's his face on...
I don't know what's going on.
And I call them a Shabos Goy Race Trader.
What's that?
And I call them a Shabos Goy Race Trader.
They use the face.
Yeah, Brian, why can't you master that fucking software?
No one else can.
Well, that's done in post.
No, but I just sent you one.
I just sent something where...
I mean, normal people are putting their faces all over fucking celebrity movies.
Check your email.
Yeah, that impressions app is expensive, though.
No, no, no.
It's not a...
Okay.
It was really good.
It's like $14 a month or something, though.
Ooh, $14 a month.
That's way too much to pay for something.
I'm not doing that.
That's stupid.
I think Censored can afford $14 a month to have limitless celebrities on our show.
Reface.
Check it out.
Pull it up.
Oh, what you do is...
Oh, I wonder if you could upload your own videos, though.
Because that's putting your face in, like, movies.
I know.
You put your face on like Jake, John Taffer, and then you're in bar rescue.
Oh, I got you.
I thought the goal was to put his face on my face.
Okay, the goal is to get anything done with you.
That's the challenge.
I didn't know there was a quota.
I'll do the videos.
You didn't know there was any other options.
I thought when someone wants to do something, it has to be exactly that way with no other solutions.
I just didn't know how many videos you wanted.
How many videos I wanted?
How many Trump videos?
Just do them and then send them in?
Oh shit, Ryan.
Do more impressions.
Bill Burr, all of them.
And make it dynamic with the faces.
That's all.
By the way, that Ben Shapiro thing is so lame.
This weird thrill from Nazi stuff is such a teenage phenomenon.
It's so boring.
Lion and Gavu-san.
Saw this story.
Very interesting.
No mass protest after Honolulu police shoot and kill black man.
Why?
Lindsay Mieni and her South African husband moved to Hawaii where she grew up leaving it to be safe to raise her black children there.
Three months after their arrival, the police shot and killed her husband.
He's really an African-American.
Poor black South African man was killed really for no reason because we all know in Hawaii that's their oldest and most famous pastime.
As you can probably guess, as with the Tulsa riots, there's literally nothing else to the story.
No inciting incident, just racist Hawaiian cops shooting a black man for sport.
And then he goes, he totally wasn't trespassing in someone's house in the middle of the night, and that stupid Asian bitch that called the cops totally didn't fear for her life.
Oh, and he totally didn't disobey cops' repeated commands or physically assault them in any way whatsoever.
That's lies.
White supremacist lies.
Are you catching the sarcasm here?
It's hard to do sarcasm in emails.
A poor black man was murdered, and now a white wife and their two beautiful mulatto kids who fled the racist, fascist hell that is Denver are without a loving, supportive husband and father who clearly had a good job and stable income.
Oh, did I mention he was a rocket surgeon?
Also, the guy whose tweet about the military being turned woke, you showed like a week ago, is a pretty good up-and-coming YouTuber and would make an excellent guest.
He has a lot of ideas, particularly that of the cathedral that I think needs more exposure on the dissident right or whatever we're calling this motley bitch pushed to the island of misfit toys.
And then he sends us, his name's Oren McIntyre.
Yeah, that looks familiar.
I was just looking at one of his videos.
Oh, I think it was on GavinMcKinnis.when.
Okay.
This is from Edinburgh, Scotland.
These church fight back.
If this is old news, you can shit on me from a massive height.
Alright, let's see what we got here.
Oh, I saw this this morning.
Yeah, this is good to see.
Someone handling their shit for once.
Turn it up.
You want it?
This is why it doesn't matter how big you are in a fight.
He keeps coming back.
Must be drunk.
This is a long version.
I just saw the ending.
He's flagging down the police?
Dude, you got kicked out.
Just leave.
You're not invited.
Don't worry, it gets good, folks.
I've seen the whole...
I've seen the punchline.
Get out of here.
You keep saying that much.
He keeps kicking this out.
Good shove.
Watch this.
Watch, watch, watch.
Right on the button.
That was the button.
That's the perfect, perfect punch.
I wouldn't grab an arm and just drag him out of the way.
And then close the doors.
Great punch.
Good stuff.
Uh.
What's going on here?
Okay.
Um Gary.
Oh shit.
What?
I guess we missed it.
Did you see that?
What?
We never showed this on the show.
But maybe you've seen it.
So somebody was before.
We got the updated version.
Yeah, it's boring to people, Ryan.
He sent the poster to some wrong boxing club.
I don't know.
But I'll deal with that on my own time.
What's this?
Woman who wanted to find me a proud boy arrested.
Stephanie Bays, who was allegedly among the throng of rioters who forced entry in the Capitol, was arrested in Alabama.
Stephanie Bays was recorded saying she wanted to find herself a proud boy, referring to the white supremacy group.
She's been arrested.
I love the proud boys.
I don't want to find me a proud boy.
I love the proud boys.
I want to find me a proud boy.
Well, you know what?
Give me my number out and I'll put it in the public chat.
Can I give my Instagram instead?
Go ahead.
Steph MB293.
See, does this look like someone who's trying to overthrow the government?
And as I was saying on the weekend, how does this play out?
Like, okay, we took over the government.
All right.
Arizona had a massive drought.
The farmers there need some funding.
Okay, what should we send them?
Like, $5 million?
Can someone write a check for $5 million?
boopa doopa dee okay here's the last one we'll do it's called help with liberal sister maybe don't show the picture um I need some advice.
My older sister and I used to be best friends, and then she went to college.
We are only 16 months apart, so we were close in age, too.
I got married after high school and have been married for eight years.
I have three kids.
My sister is unmarried and just recently moved back close to me and my family.
We have totally opposite political, social justice opinions.
And I mean totally opposite.
Anyway, I tried to take your advice about keeping conversations light and not talking about hot-button topics with her, but lately it seems to be anything gets her upset and defensive.
It's gotten to the point where I don't feel like I can talk to her about anything substantial.
It makes me really sad because we used to be able to talk about everything.
Do you have any advice and how I can talk with my sister again?
This is easy.
You cannot talk to your sister about anything substantial.
She has Trump derangement syndrome.
It's ruining relationships across the country.
There's nothing you can do about it.
Keep it light.
Keep it silly.
Why do you need to have substantial conversations with her anyway?
You know what I mean?
Like you have your smart friends, your political friends.
You can rail against them.
And I mean, I live in a liberal community, but I found all the MAGA dads.
We're on a group chat.
And I can talk to people till I'm bored shitless about what's happening with this country and how we're going to save America and all that stuff.
I don't need to talk to my wife or my close family about political matters.
And that's living in Liberalville.
Wherever you live, I bet there's more guys you can talk to.
So just keep it light and she'll eventually get red-pilled.
Like my wife, I'm not even sure I'd call her liberal anymore.
She's just seen the way liberals behave, the way they're vindictive cunts, the way they terrorize her and my kids.
And I think she's realized now that her party is the party of the culture wars.
They're not a party of free speech or they're not a party of freedom.
Even the diversity shit is bullshit because as soon as it starts affecting these liberal schools, they have a heart attack and pull the rip cord.
So yeah, my advice to you, sir, is keep it light and silly.
And eventually she'll start noticing some things.
Like that woman getting arrested because she was at the Capitol or Jay's house being stormed or Max and John going to prison for four years or some guy getting 16 years for burning a rainbow flag.
Eventually they start going, my side's kind of unhinged.
Or they read about Tulsa and then they get the truth.
It wasn't Black Wall Street and it was a riot, not a massacre.
Aren't you embarrassed?
Final video.
Let's start with 31 first.
The studio technical difficulties, some awkward skateboard lessons going on in the background.
A lot going on in the background, actually.
Some kid who said, fuck it, just flew by on his bike, a minivan, a MILF explaining a missing persons alert.
And we're going to cut back to the God down it goes.
Fuck this is insane.
Yeah, we apologize.
100% of Bob Mineri's videos are gold.
Without exception, there hasn't been one stinker.
Oh, man.
And this is one of the weirdest things I've ever seen.
God bless Grindface.
Wow.
What the fuck is going on?
These are quality final videos here today.
So yeah.
There is a war going on in America.
I had a big fight with my wife this weekend where I think my son was getting some grief for being my son.
And my wife was crying about it or something.
And she goes, I didn't sign up for this.
And I go, yeah, you did.
Till death do us part.
You signed up to be my wife.
And if I am getting attacked for trying to save this country, you're getting attacked.
And we fight this together.
This is exactly what you signed up for.
You didn't sign up for me being a professor who fucks his students.
Or you didn't sign up for me being some sort of deviant.
That's not part of the deal.
That's not in the marriage vows.
But it is in the marriage vows when you stand by your man.
And if your man is trying to save America, that's a very noble pursuit.
I'm trying to save the Western world.
I'm not just trying to save America.
I want to save Australia, Britain, Canada too.
And we've all signed up for that.
That's part of being a Western man is defending your culture, defending your nation.
And we are under attack.
And it's not just China and Russia hacking us, hacking the pipeline, fucking with our currency, destroying our manufacturing.
It's Saturday morning fucking cartoons.
Everywhere we are being attacked.
Everywhere we are being destroyed from within.
And we have to stand up for this country.
We have to stand up for the West.
And we have to say, we're mad as hell and we're not going to take it anymore.
If you have to fight on a small-scale thing in your local community, that's just as valid as the big fights, the big game.
We need both.
We need people out there hunting the politically correct woolly mammoths and we need people hunting the small game around the cave, the Saturday morning cartoons.
It's all the same fight.
So get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.