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May 18, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S03E110 - ISRAEL IS REAL
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Live from New York, it's Get Up My One with Devin I Was Another Religion,
Another War.
This is from the Anarchist Pogo Party.
No, that wasn't that.
I was doing that.
That's from the Varuchers Live, an old weird, very, very, very punk band, but that's not who I'm talking about.
We just played you the psychedelic porn crumpets 2014 song called Marmalade March.
They're a psychedelic band from Australia, 2015 around.
I think they're still going.
Still going strong.
It's not the kind of thing you want to listen to for the whole song, but sometimes intro music is different than what would be a great song to jam to.
I think it makes a great intro song.
I'm wearing a suit that I built by Wendy made, my friend Wendy Mullen, of course we don't speak anymore, in 2000.
This is 20 years old.
And it is minute.
I feel like Chris Farley, fat guy in a small suit.
We've got a fun show for you today.
Cover the New York Post.
This is the problem with the American divorce.
When there's an awesome smoking gun like this, you go, yes, yes, yes.
Fuck you, Cuomo.
You put my friends in prison.
But the left doesn't see this.
They don't read the New York Post.
They don't care about this.
Governor got $5 million for COVID as he lied about nursing home deaths.
Cuomo blood money.
Isn't that great?
Actually, check the notes just to jump ahead here.
If you jump into COVID, look at 3.3.
Cuomo stole money.
I remember this.
This is his MO.
You know what nobody talks about?
How Andrew Cuomo had a $6 billion Medicaid deficit at the beginning of 2020 due to his own mismanagement of the funds.
Mismanagement.
Nobody ever mentions his plan formed in early January 2020 to cut funds to long-term care and nursing homes.
But I will.
Blood money coming soon.
You'll enjoy it, Janice Dean.
And what's this picture?
Homes must accept COVID-positive patients that are actually potentially still infectious into their facilities.
We see two families who've suffered losses inside nursing homes, and they're looking for accountability, and they'd like to see justice.
Make America great again.
What does that mean?
I've recently interviewed a family, three siblings.
They've had two nursing home losses within a few weeks of one another on the same facility here in Albany.
When do you want to go back to, Mr. President?
Their loved ones passed away because they couldn't get the testing.
So they're looking for accountability and they feel that they were failed.
What's the comment to them?
Failed?
What was the great time that you want to take us back to?
Who's accountable for those 139 deaths?
How do we get justice for those families?
What is justice?
We're not going to make America great again.
Who can we prosecute for those deaths?
It was never that great.
Nobody.
Mother Nature, God, people are going to die by this virus.
That is the truth.
Yeah, that got dropped, didn't it?
The fact that he lied about 8,000 deaths, 50% of the deaths.
Anyway, he's a shitbag.
He sucks.
He's a fake mafia dude, tough guy from Queens.
I'm from Queens.
I am gay.
I hate his guts, but we're so divorced as a country that when your enemies get fucked like this, we're not in the same ring anymore.
So, you know, the Howard Sterns, I think Chelsea Handler, she's given up on being a Cuomosexual.
Right?
Because she wanted to fuck him so badly now.
She's going, boy, I got I didn't fuck him.
But that doesn't really, Chelsea Handler doesn't count.
She's not a serious person, as they say.
So we'll be getting to COVID, of course.
I'm at the point now where, like, not having the vaccine is getting tense.
It used to just be like, it's none of your business what I have.
But, like, baseball games, my gym, there's this new site, New York Exelciser.
Exelciser.
Could you have a worse name, please?
E-X-C-E-L-S-I-E-L-E-L.
Excelsior?
Excelsior.
Is that how you pronounce it?
Excelsior.
What does that mean?
Is that a Spanish word?
I think it's like an utterance of like, like almost like Eureka, like Excelsior.
Well, anyway, this New York Excelsior pass is going to define your life.
Now, I was hoping we could get away with just, you know, saying we had the documents or, you know, people are walking around with fake cards or saying it's none of your business when they get asked.
But now that this database is going to be required, you won't be able to see the games, baseball games with your kids.
You won't be able to get into concerts.
My gym now, I'm one of the only guys still wearing a mask.
Now, I could lie to him, but he's my friend.
I don't want to.
I mean, it's getting pretty inconvenient.
And the FBI has made it clear that it's going to be prosecuted as a crime if you lie.
So we are really becoming the outcasts as anti-vaxxers.
I mean, the Irish guy at my pub, PJs, is like, oh, just get the fucking vaccine.
You're going to need it eventually.
Yes, it's fucking bullshit.
stop wasting your time.
I don't like that.
I'm already not going to my great-grandmother's 93 birthday party.
I see her.
She lives at my grandparents' house, so I see her all the time.
But they're like, my aunt's pulling it together.
And she was like, you have to be vaccinated.
So I was like, I will not be going.
Well, now, maybe you should.
I know, this is not a very popular sentiment.
I sound like I'm giving up.
But, like.
No, I'm not going to be.
You're stupid, but it's your great-grandmother's birthday.
Can you see her?
Oh, I see her all the time.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, yeah.
Do you ever see her nude?
No, never did.
That would be kind of cool.
Yeah.
She probably did.
I mean, I don't want to give up.
We don't give up, but I also don't want to be sitting at the other end of the stadium from my family when we go to the Mets games.
My friend gave me another little burst of hope.
He was like, I never, I have not worn my mask once.
I go to the gas station and I don't wear it.
I haven't once.
He doesn't have a life.
What?
He doesn't have a life.
No, he works.
He goes places.
No.
I couldn't have got the CO2 cartridge filled for the Keggerator if I didn't put a mask on.
I wouldn't have been able to buy beer from CVS for the past year if I didn't put a mask on.
The thing is, upstate New York's a little more lax.
Yeah.
Well, New York City is fucking nuts.
It stinks.
You know, I went to the Knights of Columbus meeting last night in Hell's Kitchen, DeSoto Council.
It's fucking great seeing those dudes, man.
They're so real deal.
I go, my favorite question with New Yorkers that were born and raised there is, what year is it right now?
And from Ann Coulter, though she wasn't born and raised in New York, you get the idea.
She says 1989.
I was hearing 1989 a lot six months ago.
Now they're saying 1972, which was real fucking bad.
You know how my buddy Gerard picks up his wife?
She works for Jimmy Fallon as like one of the nurses, the security team, whatever.
That's what a lot of these old school New Yorkers do when they get older.
They get a cushy job on a TV show, just being that like, you know, the Mexican guy on Jimmy Kimmel?
Yeah.
Uncle Frank, those kind of jobs, right?
It's a sweet deal.
Nice pension.
This is how he picks her up from work.
So she's whatever, Rockefeller Center, right?
He's not far, but he's wester than that, so he's got to go east.
So he walks in the middle of the road.
He's packing because he's a court clerk.
He's got a concealed carry.
He walks down the middle of the road.
There's no cars in New York City at night anymore.
There's still a bit of commuting.
Like in the morning, it takes me a little while to get here.
But if I wait a little bit and leave at seven, and yesterday I stayed because the meeting, the Knights of Columbus meeting had me there at seven and I didn't leave till like 8.30 in New York City.
Dude, we were driving around Manhattan, Grand Central, Zero cars.
Anyway, sorry to get back to the story.
So Gerard, he's like 67 years old.
He walks in the middle of the road with his gun unbuttoned, like ready to rock.
And he's in the middle of the road because he doesn't want anyone jumping out from a car.
They have a hotel down the street that's taking in homeless people.
I think it's called the Skyline.
So the streets are just full of fucking derelict.
Dude, New York is fucked.
And I was talking to a commercial real estate guy and he says, yeah, the media is going to tell you that it's 20%, 30% occupancy.
It's 50.
50%.
Look at these stores.
And we're looking around.
Every single store in Midtown, around Times Square, totally empty, empty shelves, retail for rent.
I talked to one guy, a landlord, residential landlord, and he said, I'm trying to give these guys, I gave them a year free rent.
No, thank you.
New York City, want to live in New York City for a year for free?
No, I do not.
Okay.
Now he goes, the reason it's 50, the other guy goes, the commercial real estate guy goes, the reason it's 50% occupancy is because big companies like Citibank know that they have these leases where if they violate it, they'll be taken to court and you'll win because it's Citibank.
So the only commercial real estate that's still occupied in New York City is people who know they'll get sued if they break their lease.
Everyone else, guy who sorts pencils, guy who stitches dresses, guy who makes the guardian angels jackets, they're gone because they know that you can't get blood from a stone and they won't get taken to court and they won't show up to court.
Fuck some Chinese guy who doesn't have a real LLC.
That's where we're at.
They also go to me.
They go, dumbass, don't wear that here anymore.
What are you stupid?
There's Rolex gangs in the garment district.
They get the old Jewish guys, beat the shit out of them, and if there's any problems, they'll just kill them.
They have nothing to lose.
And he was like, 72, you know, when I was a kid, if you passed out in a chair on the street here on 49th, you'd wake up and your pants were split open.
They would go up to sleeping men.
Usually if they saw a few beers, they knew they were in a deep sleep.
They'd take a razor blade and they'd cut the seam of your pants.
And then they'd slowly pull out your pocket from the hole and then they'd slit your pocket and then take what was in the pocket.
And he goes, and you wouldn't wake up.
But then he goes, you don't want to wake up.
Because if you woke up, you're going to get fucking slit.
Yeah.
So that's where we are.
Except with not as cool cars.
Yeah, this looks cool.
Look, there's parking.
Plenty of parking.
Yeah, there it is.
Graffiti's back.
All the shit is back.
You know, every time Dan Hollowed comes here, he's like, wow, dude, all the graffiti, man.
I was like, I don't even see it.
But he looks at it.
He's like, what a shithole.
Yeah.
And I'm like, and now I can see it, like the They Live glasses.
I'm like, wow, yeah, that's completely a disrespected area.
Just, you know, spray paint.
Lucas was here or some shit.
Disgusting.
I also went to a Project Veritas party at the New York Republicans Club where no one was allowed to have a phone because they were all undercover.
Nice.
Surprisingly cool crew.
Surprisingly.
Well, James O'Keefe is a cool guy, but he's not a cool guy.
You know what I mean?
Like, he was never in a band.
He's a very high testosterone nerd, intelligent dude.
He's a very, very high IQ.
So you don't really think of him as like, you know, Vincent Gallo type of vibe.
And to do investigative reporting and to cross all your T's and dot all your I's, you got to be very fastidious.
So you imagine it'll all be nerds.
I hope I'm not coming across as someone who thinks James O'Keefe is not cool.
You know what I mean by cool, right?
Like Justin Thoreau, cool.
Not Michael Jackson Jacket, cool.
He's fun, though.
Oh, he's a great fucking guy.
He's one of my closest friends.
He's very unusual, as you can see.
But this party, like fucking knockouts, insanely hot chicks.
I guess those are the ones where the guys get so horny.
They're just like, yeah, CNN is full of shit.
We got Trump out of office and now we're focusing on climate change.
It's all going to be fear porn about climate change.
Will you fuck me yet?
Talk a little more.
And tough guys.
Anyway, so those were two fun meetings I had in New York City recently.
Today's book, Battle for the Soul of Islam by Dr. M. Zudi Jassir.
This is very similar to Ershad Manji's The Trouble with Islam, which I think she had to retitle The Trouble with Islam today.
And it's a very good book, smart book.
He's a moderate and he's very disappointed in things like 9-11.
But I gotta say, man, like I'm going through this and I'm like, throw in the towel.
It's not...
Like for a while there with Catholicism, with the molesting the kids, I just sort of thought, why am I still following this religion?
The reason I hate Islam is because they groom kids in Britain right now.
And Catholicism is doing the same thing.
But the difference is, first of all, the molesting thing was because they let gays in and it was big in the 80s.
It's not really a thing anymore.
But secondly, it's not intrinsic in Catholicism to molest kids.
Muhammad's wife was nine.
So the problem with Islam is, according to Irshad and Zudi, is it's these, what do you call them?
The spicy sauce and sushi, the Bedouins, the, what's the green shit?
Wasabi.
Yeah, it's the Wasabians, Wahhabians, whatever.
They say, no, the Wahhabians, the desert people hijacked the religion and made it work.
Yeah, no.
The problem with Islam is the Quran.
50% of the book is warlord shit.
So though I sympathize with the great doctor, and I think he's a huge asset to Islamophobia, I just don't understand why he's still clinging to it.
Because, you know, you keep reinventing something and fixing it and saying, no, it's not that, it's this.
It's like communism and socialism.
Well, it's never been tried.
No, we tried at Islam.
It sucks.
Give it up.
Give it up, doc.
Give it up, baby.
Give it up.
What was that?
Let's see him chatting for a sec.
Drop the delay.
ISIS, but any Islam.
Wait a minute.
Stop, Doc.
Americans don't want to die for freedom.
That's the intrinsic difference with Islam.
When we see an American soldier die in Afghanistan, we cry.
We feel terrible.
It hurts us.
When we see those coffins come back with the American flag on them, it's physically painful to us.
The opposite is true of Islam.
When the actual soldier dies, he's elated.
Ala Akbar!
He's going off to heaven.
When Muslims see those cadavers, they go, yes, that's more victories, more martyrs.
Their children are thrilled.
Yes, my father is a hero.
I'm so happy.
So one side loves death and sees it as a victory.
The other hates death and sees it as, I wouldn't say a loss, but a bad thing.
So they love freedom so much, they are willing to die because they're that brave, the same way you would die for your family.
But they don't want to die.
Jihadists want to die.
And as Pat Buchanan points out in The Death of the West, how do you win?
Hearts and minds?
What if their hearts and minds are intrinsically different than ours?
Which makes me want to jump over to Ischayal Israel, I call it.
Shit is going down.
Now, I could just show you the protests in Berlin, in London, in Paris, Montreal.
The whole world's on fire.
And it's not based on logic.
In fact, let's jump to this guy who really summarizes what all of this is about.
Go to 30.
It's just fashion.
And the Arab world uses Palestinians as underdogs, as fashionable underdogs, as martyrs, really.
And everyone falls for it.
Free Palestine.
And I love seeing these signs, queers for Palestine.
And women fighting for freedom from Kashmir to Gaza.
And you're like, you couldn't have that sign or dress like that in any of those places, you stupid Bitch queers for Palestine?
Queers for Islam?
Islam hates queers.
Islam chops their heads off, as we saw with the Iranian gay on yesterday's episode.
Anyway, sum it up, Rajiv.
It's a joke!
It's a joke!
It's become fashion!
It's fashion!
It's fashion, this bullshit!
It's fashionable!
Yes!
Doesn't matter!
It doesn't matter, does it?
How many bonds drawn in fucking Syria here, London?
This is an excuse to be Jews!
It's us!
The problem is us, is it?
It's us!
You think tomorrow, if there was no Israel, this problem would be solved?
They fucking kill each other!
Right, genocide!
We're the worst of committing genocide!
The fucking population has tripled in the last 10 fucking years!
Genocide!
You people are fucking idiots!
When he says the population has tripled, I think he means all of Islam.
He can't mean Palestine.
Right.
Although I believe their birth rate is much more than Israel's.
And as we saw in the zombie movie The War of Z, I think it's called, once they keep going and going and going, they start getting up to walls and crawling over walls.
Are you comparing Palestinians to zombies?
Yes.
Yes, I am.
Sounds like you are listening to me.
Yes.
World War Z. This is Israel.
That's Palestine.
Yeah, okay, so let's just take a little dip.
Let's just dip our toes into what's going on.
Some Muslim, it might have been the Muslim we just, maybe that guy is Muslim and not Indian.
And this might be the guy we just saw, but he dared to support Israel.
And look what happens to him that night.
This is a world without guns.
This is what people, 2-8, 2-8.
This is what people do to your home when they know you're unarmed.
That's him.
Because the video went viral, right?
Come on, motherfucker!
Come on, motherfucker!
You're not just smashing the door.
If that was my house, I would just go, oh, thank God they came inside.
I won't go to jail for killing them now.
Holy shit, the stories last night in Hell's Kitchen.
What do I do with the fury that I feel after watching that?
That was this guy we called Rara because he was crazy.
He was always going, Rah, rah, rah, rah.
Huge guy, 6'2 ⁇ , never had a shirt on.
He just kept fucking with people.
But the Puerto Ricans were on that side of the street.
We're on this side of the street.
We never went there.
They never went here.
It was a given.
But sometimes we watched them fuck each other up.
And Rara just picked up someone by the neck.
And someone came out right after that, opened up his chest with a shotgun.
You could see everything in there.
Lying down on the street.
They're getting back to it.
That's getting back.
And you know what?
I don't blame them.
If I was broke and I'd been taught that I got ripped off, I'd want to get mine.
Warriors come out to play.
Anyway, here's some more freak outs in London.
This is happening everywhere.
So I'm just giving you a little so we can record it.
I could make the whole show footage of rioting on behalf of Palestine, which is the only reason Palestine exists.
Fuck the Jews rape their daughters.
What did I say yesterday?
I said there is anti-Semitism.
In Brooklyn and New York, it's black.
In the rest of the country, in the rest of the Western world, it's Muslim and it's Palestinian.
And it's in the government with Ilhan Omar.
It's in academia with Linda Sarsour.
But you want it to be MAGA guys.
It's not.
It's those guys.
Let's check in on Montreal.
How's Montreal doing with all this fashion?
It's fashion.
What's happening?
Has it been deleted?
I just dug this up like 10 minutes ago.
Rolling pro-Palestine forces moved through the streets of Montreal.
We are asking our government to put pressure on the state of Israel to end the expulsion immediately and to respect international law and human rights law.
The protest commemorated what is known by Palestinian international community like Saudi Arabia's Human Rights Watch.
When I was there, there was some Arab who was saying, this wall, the international community has told Israel to take it down, but they don't listen.
I'm like, the international community, maybe if it was all Western countries, I might listen.
But when you have the UN appoints Saudi Arabia as the head of human rights, I don't fucking give a shit about the international.
The international community is made up of a lot of shithole countries that suck.
Let's ask Mugabe what we should do.
Let's ask Edi Amin what we should do.
Let's ask Milosevic what we should do.
All right, so that's not as exciting as I thought it was.
And then lastly, my old alma mater Weiss is putting out bullshit saying that Israel is tweeting rocket emojis as Gaza death toll passes 200 by Mac Lamar.
I don't think that's true now.
Well, I should say a writer sent in.
He goes, they also say that they canceled the Palestinian election, but a quick Google search says that Abbas postponed them.
Well, click on that, though.
Are they really clicking rocket emojis?
It looks like they are.
Well, that's kind of based.
Yeah, that's not a lie.
Wow, that's a lot.
I bet it's the actual number.
Or maybe it's the number of rockets that are hitting them.
Maybe.
Maybe how many the Iron Dome has deflected.
I got to stop putting up shit that readers send in.
He says this is a lie, and then we go look it up, and it's not a lie.
There we go.
Just to give you some perspective, these are the total amount of rockets shot at Israeli civilians.
Oh, whoops.
Each one of these rockets is meant to kill.
Make no mistake, every rocket has an address.
What would you do if that address was yours?
This account was run by a five-year-old, Free Palestine.
What?
No, I think it's a pretty good way to illustrate it.
Pretty affected.
Okay, so we're back to the original point then.
The implication is that they're like, you're dead, whatever.
I think this guy's a big ante-proud boy guy.
French Canadians tend to be liberal and stupid.
He's got that beta face.
Yeah.
Who me?
All right, so we jumped into some heavy stuff early on on the show, which we don't usually do.
We like to keep it fun at the beginning, although I did tell you about my fun meetings in New York City.
I hate New Yorkers.
I especially hate Westchester and the Karens up there and these boring cunts who think that I think their wife does heroin.
Remember that story?
But I do, I will, when we move down south, I will miss the color of New York City.
Like, if I wear a Hawaiian shirt in the suburbs, people go, okay, love the shirt.
In the East Village, when I lived there, I was like the square guy.
Because I would have a Hawaiian shirt, but I wouldn't have a lowrider with a fanny pack and orange rubber boots with a hat on my head that had a propeller on it.
Yeah, where's your cumber bun and chihuahua?
Yeah.
Why aren't you wearing Mickey Mouse sunglasses?
What are you, square?
Why don't you have a facial tattoo that's ironic?
Or a giant leg tattoo that says, don't believe me, just watch.
Right.
What?
And there's like enclaves of black cowboys that like go to rodeos and stuff.
You know what's huge in Manhattan is black nerds.
Yeah, such a weird vibe.
They fill the comic book stores.
They have long black trench coats.
They're fat.
They have glasses on.
They've never kissed a girl.
They're not cool.
They're always around Union Square.
Yeah, that's a particularly cool one.
She's too busy selling war.
He's just a fag.
But he's like an anime fag.
What about this for a censored.tv shirt?
Hate.
Just the word hate?
Just the word hate.
I would wear it.
I was going to walk around wearing a shirt that I drew on it just saying ID, really bold, and I don't even know what it stands for.
Just like...
What does that mean?
I don't know.
Well, then shut up.
You could have love on the back.
And then when people go, what the fuck are you doing?
Because I used to have tons of rings because you can't have brass knuckles in the city.
And I'd have hate here.
And then I'd have love here.
And people go, why the fuck do you have hate on your fingers?
And I go, why do I have love?
Why don't you care about that one?
So when they approach you and they go, why the fuck is hate on your shit?
You go, love is too.
Why'd you just focus on the hate?
Anyway, maybe printing out stuff where you have to argue.
Speaking of hate, for the first time recently, Sunday or Monday, I listened to the most hated thing that's the most hate-filled that you could possibly hate, hateify, hate,
hate, hate, hate, which was the right stuff, the alt-right podcast with Mike, what's his name and some other guys.
And it's like the SPLC is worst nightmare, and these guys are out of the closet anti-Semites.
The Jews, the Jews this, the Jews that, right?
Now, I know I've just spent the past 20 minutes defending Israel, but I listened to it for a bit, and I thought, this is pretty reasonable.
Now, they say they get blah, blah, blah, their Jew money once in a while, and they go, yeah, yeah, well, that's the thing with the Jews.
So the anti-Semitism comes up about every 10 minutes, five minutes.
That's not my thing.
I'm a Zionist.
I'm pro-Jew, but I don't care about ideas.
And when you listen to rap and they talk about white motherfuckers, like when we were young, we'd listen to Ice Cube talking about cave bitches.
Cave bitch.
A cave bitch, by the way, is apparently Egypt, which was not black.
They all look like Anthony Cumier there, but whatever.
They had better burial shit than we did when we were whites.
We just have them in a cave and we let them rot and stink and stuff.
And so blacks talk about, call whites cave bitches as a way of saying we were more advanced than you.
I don't know what happened down the line.
I guess we well, we stole their ideas.
I don't quite get how you steal an idea.
Can you still do it?
Like, look at this guy.
This is such a bigotry of low expectations.
2-3.
And I'll get back to my original point.
I hope.
Oh, yeah, it was the podcast.
I believe you.
Yeah, I know.
Wow, man, this is awesome.
The story that I'm about to tell you is beyond impressive, and I've never seen anything like it before in my entire life.
If you were in Trailer Park and a bunch of rednecks kids had made that, you go, oh, that's fun.
Anyway, and you get on with your day.
Like you'd be eating a BLT, and they drive by and you go, oh, see that?
Those kids made that car?
Anyway, would you rather be buried alive or drowned?
Oh, wow, you did it!
I'm so proud of you!
To me, this is so revolutionary and mind-blowing that I couldn't help but wonder.
Wow, he's right up there with Henry Ford.
Now it's insulting.
That's exactly my point.
It's the bigotry of low expectations.
Well, it turns out that he's always been a bright kid with very high ambitions.
His dad sure has a lot of jewelry.
What did you think when he first drove the car and it actually works?
That the likelihood of it getting stolen very high.
But we protect it from thieves by putting a top on it, which makes it invisible.
We cussed it.
And then we put Jujo Voodoo on it.
That's the guy, that redhead is the guy who went to Kazakhstan.
Remember him?
The dictatorship where he had to spend $3,000 on a visa and all the buildings are made of ivory stone.
Was that Uzbekistan?
Uzbekistan.
Yeah.
That's right.
I remember that guy.
When I see that, I go, your car sucks.
No matter how poor you are, your car sucks.
Look at this guy.
I just Googled after this.
I was like, guy who built a car from random pieces.
And now when it's a white male, it's like, look at this quirky guy, 2-4.
He's a silly man.
Oh, this might have ads and shit.
No, there it is.
Look.
He drives a hot rod he built himself from the wheels of the car.
That's got style to it, too.
When the COVID-19 pandemic...
That's not fair.
He has a hat.
Where did he get access to these voodoo tools?
He must have worked with albinos and bald men and got the gold.
Locoman gets gold from the head of albino and makes spaceship car.
Building this car out of random items, some of which came from yard sales, including a piece of a broomstick and a shower door.
I always build things.
I've always been that way, even when I was a kid.
Trompeter calls it his Model T since it has an old-timey design to begin with.
The car has two electric motors and a backup camera system.
Trompeter finished the multi-year project last week, having used downtime during the pandemic to make everything hum.
This is mind-blowing, what he has done.
They both said the word mind-blowing.
One is, one isn't.
You know, you know, you're a drunk when you're looking at that and going, I wonder if I could get arrested for being on that drunk.
Can you?
I'm operating a bike.
Can you operate an electric car, like a golf cart wasted?
Is that DUI?
Look that up.
I don't think you could even ride a horse while drunk.
Operate.
My great-grandfather delivered groceries to the little town of Lead Hill, Scotland.
And he would fill up the cart with the entire village's groceries.
And then he would go door to door around the whole village.
I guess there wasn't a lot of groceries being bought, right?
There'd be like milk and shit.
And so you would come out and you'd be like, oh, Gavin McInnis.
And you'd have a bag there with your milk and your whatever.
And you take that out, maybe a bag of onions.
Thanks.
He would get so shit-faced that he would pass out.
But he'd been doing this job for so many years that the horse just had physical memory of it.
He knew the route.
So just like out of habit, the horse would do the route.
Oh, that's cool.
And he would stop at every house because it was ingrained in him.
And then the people would come out and they wouldn't even wake up my great-grandfather.
And he'd just be like, just like out.
And he would wake up and his shift was done.
That's good work.
That's fucking good.
He's probably named Jimmy McGinnis or something.
Oh, no, it was on my mother's side.
Thompson.
Can you get a DUI for driving a go-kart?
Blah, blah, blah.
It will depend on your jurisdiction.
Florida, for example, defines the DUI as a person driving in an action for the control of a vehicle within the state.
This addresses a question about private property.
But what about driving down the road?
Don't look up go-karts.
I said golf carts.
No one's driving around in a fucking go-kart.
You know how fast you'd be killed?
How did you go from go-kart, golf cart to go-kart?
In old person communities, they're all driving around in golf carts.
Houston is around, blah, blah, blah.
Oh, driving a golf cart under the influence is no joke.
Okay, it may be no joke, but is it legal?
I don't mind if the cop isn't laughing.
I'm not always out here to amuse you.
Okay.
Golfhearts can be driven in certain planned communities on public.
Additional golfers can go within a miles and go, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Driving a golf cart drunk can result in a serious offense.
Ah, poo.
Well, that guy can go fuck hisself.
I don't know if he could even ride a horse while driving.
Anyway, so to get back to the right stuff, yeah, I grew up listening to rap.
They talk about cop killers.
They talk about white devils.
Even Little Richard, the only devil in here is a devil may care.
We're at the function, at the junction.
One of Lil Richard's biggest hits says there's no devils here, meaning no white devils.
It's an all-black party, motherfuckers.
And we hear about racism every day.
So I can listen to a podcast that has other information if the people are anti-Semitic.
Because I'm not a fucking pussy.
And yeah, I'm pro-Semite.
They're anti-Semite.
Go listen to a black podcast, any black podcast.
Go look, flip through the fucking news.
Look at academia, the way they talk about white people and how they're the biggest scourge in America.
I'm numb to it.
So I'm just like, I could even listen to them.
Say there was a black podcast, and it was all about the struggle.
Yo, what's really important now in the black community is we have to get fatherhood back on track.
And none of these motherfucking white devils are going to help us do that.
We got to do that ourselves.
I could sit there and go like, yeah, I agree.
Right.
Like that preacher that was on my show a million years ago, you were showing him earlier.
He's racist against blacks.
You think so?
And I don't mind.
I can listen to him.
Me neither.
It's just a different point of view, you know?
Right.
I think it's a diversity of.
How much of a pussy do you have to be to be scared of someone else's ideas?
Crazy!
Black people, let me tell y'all something.
If you don't ever hear me say preach again, they can kill me tomorrow.
But let me tell you something.
We're not going to ever get anywhere until we look into the mind of a black man.
He doesn't think correctly.
I don't care what he is.
He can be a doctor.
He can be an astrophysicist.
The nigga ain't got no sex.
You talk to him.
You talk to him.
What should we do to this guy?
Should he be banned?
He can't talk?
I think he should be fact-checked.
He's a preacher in Harlem, by the way.
I had a talk with him once.
He told me that Obama created robots that are gays.
So when you see a gay black guy and he's giving other black men AIDS, that's a robot that was created by Obama.
They rub AIDS on his dick, I guess.
On his little plastic dick.
And he's like, hi, fellow black man, would you like to go on a date with me?
Let's fuck.
That's a robot.
I don't have AIDS.
That's a trap.
All right, you seem kind of weird, and I ain't gay, but all right.
What could go wrong?
What is it?
Do you know that guy's name?
The preacher?
Racist Black Harlem.
Harlem Preacher, homophobe.
He hates Barack Obama.
Is it Clarence Heatley?
That sounds right.
Nope.
That's wrong.
Harlem.
Harlem Preacher.
Obama's mama was trash.
I believe this is him.
Yeah.
Obama's mama was trash.
That's true.
See, that's the thing.
Give me information.
I'll go verify it if it's really important to me and make sure I got the right guy.
But information is information.
You got to sift through it all.
Shit.
The mainstream media has way more bullshit than that asshole preacher and the right stuff.
I listen to stuff that I disagree with all the time.
Like Cometown, their politics I do not agree with.
We don't have a choice.
Trumpers in New York.
Right, yeah, yeah, yeah.
What do you think about that?
Listen to nothing.
James David Manning.
Black people always walk around with a chip on their shoulder because they're black, daring anybody to say anything to them.
And our society has been hijacked and kidnapped and pushed into a corner where no one can say anything publicly about black people.
If you do, they call you a racist and a bigot.
So the true thoughts and true dialogue between white folk and black folk cannot go forward because you cannot speak your mind or the truth without being called a racist if you say anything about the spirits of black folk, the habits of black folk,
the spirit that black folk are black men are folks.
You can't discuss any negative stereotypes about a non-white group.
Similarly, you can't discuss any positive stereotypes about a white group.
So you can't say, look at all the shit white people have invented, but you can say white people killed the Indians and were slave owners.
You can't say, look at all these blacks behaving badly.
But you can say, you know, the peanut butter and the flashlight or the traffic light.
Maybe we should have a little look at racism, shall we?
Yes.
Let's talk about racism, those racist guys.
So this story is kind of old.
Jordan Peterson put it up recently and it just sums up.
It doesn't, I know you're going to say it sums up Canada, but America is not far behind.
And American academia and Canadian academia are indistinguishable.
So this is these students talking about how racist Canada is.
I'm reluctant to say the word Canada because I know American minds shut off.
But this could be America easily.
This could be Britain easily.
This is the West.
One 50-year-old white woman tweeted, how is it that I understand systemic racism?
And she doesn't.
So this Arab-Canadian professor, she's a refugee basically from where?
Scroll down.
What the?
Wait, what's happening?
Where's the intro?
This is a PDF.
So that's page one?
Here, let me zoom in here.
Maybe we should find the original article.
So she's talking about intersectionality, right?
And intersectionality is, she's born in Lebanon and she left during the Civil War.
So intersectionality is, yes, blacks are oppressed.
So are Lebanese people.
So we're all part of the same oppression.
I don't really understand why you have to lump all these different oppressed groups together, but that's what intersectionality is.
So using their own methodology, she starts comparing Canada to Lebanon and the freedom that they have compared to Lebanon.
And so she gets eaten alive by her students.
Zoom in a bit.
She's no shrinking violet.
Oh, there, here we go.
So she has argued down activists who claim Canada is a patriarchy afflicted by rape culture.
If you want to see real rape culture, she's noted archly, take a look at ISIS's practices in Syria.
Azar also has called Black Lives Matter a radical movement, which is an unfashionable thing to say, but it isn't remotely inaccurate given BLM's stated goals of creating a global liberation movement that will dismantle capitalism, abolish prisons, and erase national borders.
Hey, abolish prison was my thing.
They're woke.
They're stealing my verbiage.
And now you can't use it because that's how stealing works.
So they went through her blog posts and they said she has a fundamental misunderstanding of race.
And I wonder what happened to her.
I haven't read this whole thing yet.
The CBC got in on the mobbing.
The president of Mount Allison is, by all appearances, is a white man.
They did an internal review.
Keep going.
Is he herself huffed?
She needs to be removed immediately.
Izzy herself huffed that this immigrant and civilian war survivor has fallen short of any Izzy's own understanding of systemic racism, colonialism, and the social detriments of health.
And social detriments of health?
What the fuck does that mean?
What the fuck do these people mean?
I don't speak their language.
Or determinants of health.
Oh, social determinants of health.
Does that even clearly be?
I feel they're like hungry or some shit.
I just want you to know that when you academics get out there in the real world, you're going to be ostracized.
When you talk about the social determinants of health, the person you're talking to, especially your employer, is going to go, fucking, what are you talking about?
Who the fuck is?
What?
Even intersectionality and the stuff you totally take for granted.
But I'm sorry, I should have prepared this better.
Is she around?
Did she get fired?
Or did they just attack her?
Go to the bottom.
There we go.
She has tenure.
So?
I'd be surprised if Izzy-led mob manages to get Azar fired from Alison, even if it does manage to get her thrown off a few advisory counselors and genuinely humiliate her, which seems to be their goal.
The real question is why Azar herself would want to stick around within a white-dominated academic community whose members have now betrayed themselves as the worst kind of hypocrite.
As the worst kind of...
They've betrayed themselves as the worst kind of hypocrites.
Come on, Jonathan Kay.
But that's always the way, isn't it?
And the irony of that is, so we're out here defending free speech, and I find more often than not, we're the ones defending visible minorities and saying, leave that Arab alone, you rich white person.
I mean, all of my enemies, the people who attack me are upper middle class liberals.
All the people at the SPLC, they're elitists.
Yeah, you mean Jews.
Plenty of rich white people are Jewish, but they tend to be secular Jews, not real Jews.
And as I've said a million times with this rut of anti-Semitism that the alt-right is in, they mistake elite whites with Jews because Jews are disproportionately present in the population of elite whites.
But the problem with our society is there's something about white elitists that makes them into ethnomasochists that want to destroy their own society.
I think I know why.
Yes, Jews dominate the media.
They also dominate medicine and math and accounting and a million other high IQ things.
I'm telling you, get out of the anti-Jew thing.
It's a rut.
And it's funny because you accuse blacks of blaming whites for all their problems and then you do the exact same thing because Jews are white.
Let's look at some black people behaving badly just for fun, shall we?
One, four.
Can you imagine if the races were reversed?
Did you notice the baby was in there throwing hands at the beginning?
Go back to the beginning.
Oh, bitch.
No, you're not quite ready for that yet, my dear.
I saw what's amazing about this, this sort of goes back to the alt-right podcast.
When you read the comments on this, there's no like, we need to check ourselves before we wreck ourselves or what's going on.
But like, she probably said the N-word.
Stomping on her head, grabbing her by her, dragging her by her hair.
So look at the comments.
They cut out the part where her face was all bloody because this is Tariq Nasheed.
Oh, her face was all bloody?
Oh, yeah.
You've seen this video?
Yep.
It's longer?
Yeah.
That's where this came from.
Oh, okay.
So keep going down.
I love the comments, though.
You hurt my baby!
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, wait a second.
Is that baby...
No.
What are the chances that's her baby?
And that's why the baby's like holding on to mommy to protect the mommy.
And then she's sitting at the end.
She said, my baby.
You hurt my baby.
You know what I heard before is you hurt my baby, the black woman defending her baby.
That's what I thought.
I thought you hurt my baby was like the black woman beating her ass because maybe she hurt her child.
But no.
She was worried about her own mixed race child of color.
Okay, so that's a negative.
That's one acknowledging the culpability, right?
Stop playing with us and we won't have.
Oh, no, it's not.
No.
What?
No, stop playing with us, motherfuckers.
We had to.
Details led up to this.
Otherwise, showing this just feels exploitative.
Exploitative?
It would be no better than WorldStar.
Yeah, but you see, WorldStar shows actual things.
That's why I showed on this show, because you'll never see this on the fucking news.
And so when you see a black person get shot by a cop, you go, they would probably just go into their study group and they were shot from the car.
No, this is when you have a culture, crime is on the rise.
The ghetto is on fire.
And so when you have this culture, yeah, people are going to die.
Someone else is going to lose their temper, just like I told you about Rah-Rah in the 70s in the hell's kitchen.
Making these videos Go viral just guarantees the black woman is going charged and convicted of assault.
Okay.
Oh, the Nazis studied Dr. Pavlov to learn how to train people.
Did they also hire Jerry Springer?
So that's someone admitting that it's shameful.
And she says, I wish we were broke again, which is like a strange thing to want.
Look, they built bikes.
That's mind-blowing that they built bicycles.
The machete is not too mind-blowing.
Keep going.
Don't ever mess with the black people.
See, people are misinterpreting this.
Yeah.
They cut out.
They learned a hard lesson that day.
They cut out the last people.
They like it.
This is like what we were talking about the other day where Ture, we talked about that with Gavin Wax, right?
Ture, there was a guy who was killed.
An old man was beaten to death for calling a black guy the N-word.
And Ture was like, fuck around and find out.
Yo, that word is violence.
If you call me that word, you're physically threatening my life.
So I have no choice but to kill you.
Really?
It is a bad word.
I definitely don't recommend calling people of color the N-word.
Not in my house.
But is it a capital offense?
What are you doing?
Did we cover that already?
Touré?
The Toure with Gavin Wax and you on Anthony show.
So you got lost there and just started looking at Twitter.
Yeah, I was looking to see for other comments of value.
We're done.
We've moved on to that.
One thing I like about this show is we move on.
Like Jim and Sam, this morning I was listening to them because I think I may have finally had enough of Howard Stern.
And they were talking about Bill de Blasio eating the fries and saying, you get a vaccine, you get free fries.
And I sort of, I get it, and that was annoying, but it was like 15 minutes.
Can you look up Ture, please?
We did cover Touré show, actually, too.
Yeah, because the Prince guy thing, and he said it's alright to kill people with the N-word.
What did you think about the de Blasio fucking?
Oh, my God.
Wait, this is new.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
Hello, fellow kids.
It's getting worse.
First, he tries to eat food, and that fails.
Well, one of the guys in the nights brought up a good point last night where he said, this guy's not stupid.
Like, Hannity thought he was going to eat de Blasio's lunch, and he didn't get him.
So I hate de Blasio.
He's ruined New York.
He's a fucking thief that has embezzled millions, just like Cuomo.
Both basically the same guys.
Although one is a Marxist and this guy's a fake, tough guy, fake mobster.
But he's not stupid.
And it's rare you see him out-argued.
He's a smart, evil Marxist scumbag.
Too early in the day to eat a breakfast.
This could be breakfast.
They always say it's free, but the vax is not free.
It's free if you have insurance.
And then if you don't have insurance, you want to pay cash, you have to sign up for this government funding program.
Which I'm sure checks your income and decides whether you're worthy or not.
So I don't think you can just glide into a shake shack.
I'm getting a very good feeling.
What about vaccination rate this moment?
That'd be funny if I talked about that for 20 minutes after criticizing Jim and Sam.
Okay, go to 1.5, and we can drop it.
18 or older to be this?
Yes, I am.
Okay, so this might be not safe for something.
Blood warning.
Okay, this is super gross and gory.
These guys got caught stealing a car, and this is how it's dealt with in the hood.
This is what the hood is like these days.
And now that you've defunded the police, they handling their own business.
I think he was shot in the arm.
This guy was just punched to death.
He's bleeding out of every fucking orifice.
He's working hard to breathe.
And she's running around bloating.
You know, so when you hear like...
Oh shit, look at the back of his head.
This look like weird bald patches, though.
I don't think those are bullet holes.
Not bullet holes, but like...
Or maybe he got scraped off.
Off the ground or something?
Like, oh, the cops, there's tons of violence in the black community and blacks are dying all over the place.
It must be the police.
No, that's the culture.
The police dip their toes in to try to fix it once in a while.
Imagine the police do roll up and they just execute everybody involved there.
That's what someone brought up to me the other day.
They're like, if their crazy world of cops hunting blacks was really going on, don't you think the bodies would be piled up to the ceiling market?
They would just throw a grenade at the scene.
It would just be like pickup trucks, just full.
Well, look, his mouth is slashed up.
And I think his hair's been rubbed off on the ground.
He probably got dragged around.
Crazy culture.
Speaking of crazy culture, this story is getting weirder and weirder.
Remember yesterday we talked about this little kid, Cash, toddler, who was kidnapped by an evil black man and stabbed to death.
He stole him from his crib and then, this is 2.6, stole him from his crib and then brought him out of the street and then just stabbed him in the middle of the road.
But I had to read this story really slowly.
He was the sweetest boy ever.
Roommate.
What?
What's a roommate?
A toddler's roommate?
Mourns kidnap and stabbing death of Cash Gurnon.
Gernon.
Gurnon?
Gernon.
Gurnon.
Four, as he reveals evil killer.
So it's not race.
They got to make him evil.
18 was Known to family, and cameras in-house captured him snatching boy from his bed.
So the most unimaginable horror you can ever imagine, right?
But then your brain starts going: like, could it happen to my kid?
Could it happen to your kid?
Are they going into homes?
And why does the kid have a roommate?
So scroll down.
Keep going.
Keep going, keep going.
So there's the little kid, and there's the murderer.
We just passed the kid and the murderer.
Go back up.
So there's the kid and the murderer, right?
Now go down more.
That's the little kid's roommate.
What?
All right, so here's what happened.
The little kid has a twin, and the dad lost custody in a divorce, so he stole them.
Now he probably lost custody because he's a drug addict or a fuck-up or something bad.
So he starts dating this girl, Cameron Muri, that stoner-looking kid.
He starts dating her mom.
And then he goes, hey, I'm going to move in.
So he moves in with the Moories and brings his kids.
So in a more idyllic setting, this could be the Brady Bunch, right?
Two sets of kids living together.
But he moved to her house, which isn't very Brady Bunch.
And then the dad decides, I'm out of here, and leaves.
He leaves that child, the little kid, with his new girlfriend and her kids.
Abandons them.
Meanwhile, the mother, the birth mother, is frantically trying to find her twins.
Wow.
Where the dad took them.
So, obviously, this black kid is a racist piece of shit, monster, who should get the death penalty.
But there's more than one person guilty here.
The biological father, that little kid, said to the world, this child is unloved and unguarded, and I'm leaving him vulnerable.
So that father should be sitting next to our friend in the electric chair.
Like, you stole your kids from a woman because she can't take care of them, I can handle it.
And then you just drop that responsibility?
I mean, that makes me fucking mad.
They both need to die.
They should both get the death penalty.
Now, what do you think it means that additional charges will probably be filed after the autopsy?
They do forensic work?
Like, does that mean there was sexual stuff at play?
Oh, Jesus.
I can't even think about that.
Like, the black kid, yes, throw him into a volcano.
Got it.
But the dad, let's drag him behind a horse for three miles on the 95.
I thought this was weird.
Because after hearing what that kid, we're living in a clown world where there's no police anymore.
And I don't blame them.
Right?
The entire country told police to fuck off.
We don't need you.
We don't want you.
Eventually, they go, okay.
And now it seems like, I know this is anecdotal, but are child abductions back?
Apparently this guy without the hat was trying to steal that kid.
What the fuck?
Quit!
No!
No, no, no, no, no, no!
Stop it!
Stop!
Stop!
Get your kid!
Oh shit, get the fuck!
No!
Get back!
Go!
Get your kid!
Get your kid!
You guys are stealing kids?
Stop it!
Pass them!
Pray!
That's for the kid, can you get your daughter?
Please, sir!
Please.
Away from her, bro.
Stop!
Sweetheart, you don't need to go.
Yeah, try your hand, baby.
Call 911.
Somebody call the police!
Boy, that's, you know, often in fights, you think, uh...
I don't know.
I think he's kind of...
Shoot, they're both probably.
He's probably fighting for his daughter because he...
Try your hand, baby.
I'm going to assume he's not as bad as this previous deadbeat.
He's like, I want my daughter more than anything, and you're in my way.
And then the other guy doesn't know the story with the divorce.
And he's like, I have to protect a fucking child from a murdering rapist.
So they're both peak adrenaline.
Buy the...
Knock him out.
Buy grocery.
My ears on Belleville.
It's okay, sweetie.
Make no damn sense.
We have a new TriCaster, by the way.
Speaking of lags.
That was actually the video.
Oh, okay.
I haven't seen a lot of lags.
No, I know.
It's been alright lately.
Well, why?
I don't know.
Back up, bro.
Get the fuck away from my daughter.
What the fuck?
Don't look, sweetheart.
Get the fuck away from my daughter?
I got your daughter, man.
Wait, it's your biological daughter?
It's okay.
We got it all on camera.
We got it on camera.
Who is he?
I have no fucking attacks.
He's trying to attack your daughter.
Get his life effect.
Get his life in fact, bro.
He's trying to attack your daughter.
Fuck is going on?
You're trying to steal a random kid?
He's not your biological daughter.
My whole theory was wrong.
You just said something there.
He just jumped out of the car, hit me in the fucking face, and then started going after her.
He did kick the one after your daughter.
Yep, he did.
He saw it.
I got an option on camera.
What was that?
Fucking loser.
We'll hang here with you.
Loser?
No, no, no.
No.
Dude, I'm a loser.
Eat his face.
Yeah.
What was this?
This looked like someone spilled someone's pint.
I would be like, yeah, collapses clavicle.
I would eat him.
He'd just be a skeleton.
Eye, eye hole.
You wouldn't eat the eye hole.
This all would be gone.
Yeah, I'd chimp him out.
No, he'd still have eyes.
Oh, okay.
He'd be one of those guys you see in like Daily Mail, like child abductor, face-eaten, gets face transplant after living with just like this for five years.
I did my time, and I want a new face.
Then he'd get a new face, and then I'd track him down and eat that off.
Yeah.
I'd be like, I'm stuffed.
I've had too many faces this year.
You'd make grind faces.
No, you'd make eaten faces.
Eaten faces.
All right, let's end this very long racism ride with the Babylon B25, sort of summing up the clown world we live in.
Great summary to a fun segment.
So here's the plan.
First, we'll start pushing for some segregated drinking fountain.
Actually, this might sound weird, but that's not racist anymore.
Come again now.
Segregation isn't racist.
Can you believe that?
But there are all kinds of new ways to be racist.
Oh, wow.
She's just telling me now.
I can't wait.
Okay, Glenn, let's hear it then.
Next time you see an African-American, you tell them this.
You don't see color at all.
That sounds not racist.
It's racist now.
Can you believe that?
We can be racist and congenial all at the same time.
I'm not so sure.
Wait, wait, I got more.
If you see a person of Japanese descent, you mispronounce his name.
So you're saying the next time I talk to Takahashi down the street.
Skip over that H, make it silent.
Bing, bang, boom, racism.
This ain't a racism.
What happened to good old-fashioned hating people?
The hating was the best part.
It's exhausting.
Hating is the matter.
And we're racist.
But hold out, don't matter.
I know that.
You know that.
But if we want to compete in this new racist landscape, we got to get with the times.
What about thinking the most qualified person for a job is a person who should be hired?
Big time racism.
What if I ask a black person to be quiet racist?
And even though I work at the library, oh, racism.
Okay, what if I ask someone who is not white where they originally came from?
We got ourselves a red yard, David Duke over here.
What about wearing a Hawaiian surface?
Hey, voice of a minority character on a hit-animated TV show?
Zig Isle.
Fall in love with an African-American woman?
Have a long, fruitful marriage?
Then you're still white in that scenario?
Yes, sir, just like Bill Bird.
Racist!
He's odd, dude.
Hey, okay.
That's racist too.
What?
Doing this with your hand.
If you do this, you're racist.
Hey, okay.
Hey, okay.
Hey, okay.
And Alpha.
You are diluting my racism, and I don't like it.
Racism is hatred.
It's looking down on someone as subhuman simply on account of the color of their skin.
You water it down like that?
It becomes nothing.
I mean, if everything is racist, nothing is.
Have you guys heard about critical race theory?
Look at this.
We don't have to do anything to be racist.
CRT says we're racist simply because we're white.
That's all it takes.
CRT.
See?
That's new racism.
It's pure laziness.
Clean it simple and average.
Pretty good, huh?
Oh, wait, still going.
It's very forward-thinking.
I love this.
Hey, that's the same joke.
You can't take a joke from...
Guys, guys, guys, you should have not had the fountains in the first part and then made it the punchline to this.
You just repeated a joke.
Fuck.
You can't double-tag a joke.
Come on, guy.
Come on.
Breaker, breaker one night.
Someone talked to Teddy Bear.
That's from the movie Convoy, which is a little before your time.
Convoy.
Another song.
We got a great big convoy coming on down the line.
We already talked about COVID.
I don't want to cover that.
This is a funny little thing.
I was just scrolling through the web and I saw this viral video from about five, six years ago, maybe?
And I go, wait a minute, that's Ashley St. Clair.
I think this is one of her first videos.
This is 1-1.
I think this is the first time I ever saw her.
And it's just such a great example of Trump Derrangement Syndrome.
I had to fucking.
I remember this.
Remember her?
Red flag in the troops of the rear.
Savannah's mad.
Look at that guy.
Remember him?
Oh, yes.
The weird bald.
And we found other examples of his existence.
Bald, hideous Indian with the biggest tits in the world.
In a beautiful purple.
Hide me for a second.
In a beautiful purple gown.
He's got a Lady Demetruscu body.
You're fucking slipping ass.
Hurtling ass!
Fish!
Get the fuck out of here!
You're a Cobrochelle.
Fuck the troops.
Youth.
I'm here at the Aurora ICE facility where protesters decided to take down the American flag and put a Mexican flag in its place.
I'm appalled that politicians like Alexandria Ocosio-Cortez have promoted this behavior and disrespected our country, our flag, and our law enforcement.
I'm here to show support for our law enforcement and our country and everything that our flag stands for.
God bless America and God bless our law enforcement.
Why the premises?
Why supremacist?
Why the president or what?
We don't have the right.
No matter which side we're on, I'm going to get out of your face or what?
I have a question for you now.
You are more concerned with a fucking piece of cloth than people who are locked in cages.
Children right in front of you.
You know that flag in those troops of the region?
That flag in the troops of the region.
You know Savannah is a fucking amazing way.
God comes down and he goes, well, who would you rather fuck, the lunatic or Ashley?
And Ashley's like, okay, here we go.
And I was like, I'll take the lunatic.
What?
Why?
She's going to scratch out your eyes.
But it's going to be a wild ride.
But I'll be a loving wife and your world will be so enriched.
Yeah, yeah.
I'd rather just have crack cocaine right now, thanks.
But you won't start crying if I don't fist you.
Yeah, you don't want to be hanging from a tree upside down with a ball gag in your mouth and get punched in the ass.
You want to cuddle after, right?
Yeah, I like cuddling.
Yeah, well, that's why I'm going with Savannah.
Go ahead and strip it.
What is she doing now?
She's pole dancing.
Oh, she is a stripper.
You chose correctly.
What's up, Bo?
Fuck you.
Yeah, I hope that she goes viral.
Fuck the truth.
Because all they do is fucking kill people.
All they do is fucking kill people.
That's kind of a cool pitch.
It's better than that lesbian cartoon.
Yeah.
Join the Marines.
All you do is fucking kill people.
I'm in.
Alrighty then.
Fun app, short and sweet.
Let's hit the mail B. Ryan, shut up, you don't have a damn.
Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mail back.
Let me touch it.
Still haven't let him touch it.
Let me slide up the foreskin a little bit there.
There you go.
Can you believe I learned to fuck like a year and a half ago?
Oh, right.
But I learned to.
I always peel my foreskin back.
And sometimes you need lube to get it in.
And then one day I realized, no, the turtleneck, when it gets to the pussy lips, the turtleneck is forward, sealed.
Then you just push like a dock, a spaceship docking into a station.
Right.
And then the foreskin naturally goes back.
No lube required.
You snuck it in.
Makes total sense.
And she doesn't get any UTIs because you're not going, puh, and putting saliva on her vagina.
True.
Didn't know that until I was 47.
And believe me, there's been a lot of ladies.
Yeah, you know, you've never had an uncircumcised penis before.
But sometimes you have to just, you go left and right to try.
Because if you think about trying to get a thing that doesn't have the drop-off thing into a thing, you gotta kind of wedge it.
Yeah.
You don't have to do anything.
You also hurt your fresnellum like it would hurt.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But even with you guys, doesn't it?
If you force it in and it's not wet enough?
Yeah, you can't.
You just can't.
I forgot what it's going to say.
So this is serious post from a world-famous art institution, clown pill, 1,000 milligrams.
Okay, let's look at this.
Notice the level of me, me, me in that, huh?
Yes.
I thought it was someone.
I didn't know who it was.
I thought this is an they have legs as hairy as mine.
And she is a black woman.
An artist?
Yeah.
In fact, if you look her up on Google Images, you'll see that she has a picture of a hairy leg.
This is her thing.
Anthea Hamilton.
She's just an ugly, black, British dyke.
Which is all you really need.
She wins the Turner Prize.
Anyway, sorry.
Dear Tangenteer and Muff Fluffer, here's an evergreen of a song.
Ransom did it better.
Dude, you've already sent me this.
People will resend.
Don't show it.
People will resend stuff assuming I didn't see it.
Sometimes I didn't read your email because it sucks.
This guy is fucking criminals with his bicycle seat.
You already sent me that.
I guess we could show it, though.
Okay, fucking criminals with his bicycle seat.
Here we go.
I don't know if we've played.
Tell me if we've played that before.
Let me introduce you to the penetrator.
Penetration!
Oh, shh.
Let's take a look at the penetrator and his natural habitat.
Where are you, Mexico?
A man approaches.
Apparently, he likes what he sees.
Little does he know, the penetrator has a decent-sized surprise for him.
He approaches.
He goes, Penetration!
He didn't like that.
Oh, what about this?
Penetration!
Let's rewind this in slow motion.
Oh, I know what he is.
The guy's narrating something on the show.
Oh, I gotcha.
Thank you, sir.
Have a nice day.
Someone's sending his mammy vice again.
Go fuck yourself.
Hey, G. Doug and Raidasman, if you've ever seen the show Baskets, yes, we've seen that ancient show from a million years ago.
Go fuck yourself.
Anthony H., he has this.
Oh, by the way, Zach Alfanakis has the sprinkles.
Anthony H. This guy has the sprinkles, he says.
Okay?
And let's see who it is.
Have you seen this?
Look how young this girl is.
What the heck?
You just liked it.
Did I?
I don't even know how to work this thing.
I'm going to get out of here.
Okay, there we go.
Did you just follow her?
I don't know even.
Wait, are you DMing her?
Yeah, how much money should I send her?
$100.
Sorry, no sprinkles.
Milo apologizes to Gavin.
$10.39.
Oh, this will be good.
Is that a tax form?
I need a $10.39 for working and quitting.
Just kidding.
You don't have to dismiss him from the screen.
What's wrong with you, Paddy?
I mean, if you must.
This is the Antipenultimate edition, which for those of you who didn't go to a decent school means the one before, the one before the end.
Our Friday Nights All Right on Censor.tv.
We have had such a wonderful time here.
We have loved it.
We are grateful and so happy for the time that we have spent on sensor.tv.
Keep an eye out on my Telegram at MiloOfficial to find out where I'm headed next.
I've got two irons in the fire.
I'm currently picking between the various different destinations.
I just have to say, he won't watch this And he's very cross with me at the moment, so he probably will never hear about this until six years hence.
But I have to just say I must convey my deep and sincere thanks to Gavin for employing me when nobody else would, hosting my show when nobody else would.
I know people say about Gavin he's lost his nerve.
They say he's lost his nerve, they say he's gone soft.
That's not my experience.
I think Gavin stands by his friends as long as his friends aren't idiots breaking into federal buildings.
But sincerely, from the bottom of my heart, I don't know what I would have done the last two years without Gavin and also without his business partner who I won't name one air but should also be the subject of great thanks.
So thank you very much to both of them.
This is, as I say, there's a couple of episodes left in our run.
We're going to most of them go out on a high and make sure that Gavin has some good content.
And as I say, keep an eye out on Gab, I think I'm at M, just the letter M. Again, early.
Always.
So we know since the full of me.
There were times we were married.
Okay, this one's a little farther down, Ryan.
Got married is the subject.
I love these kind of letters.
And it's funny because they talk about you've done so much damage to America with your proud boys.
No, we've really the media has definitely reported all the negativity, but we've saved Western man.
The best advice I took from you was to get married.
I partied and whored around for almost a decade.
I found a woman in Arizona, dated her for six months and asked her to marry me.
Yeah, I remember some woman saying, if he can't make up his mind in nine months, he can't make up his mind in nine years.
So ladies, if he hasn't put a ring on it in nine months, it's time to move on.
Your eggs are precious.
Your time is valuable.
And guys, if you're dating her for nine months, what are you waiting for?
Her, but like with better tits?
Bigger tits, smaller tits?
What?
You know, if you're a huge tit guy and she has small tits, then cut the...
What were you doing for the past nine months?
Like, cut the dead weight.
And if she's like 80% of your idea of a perfect chick, then we're good.
Put a ring on it.
We're good to go.
You're not looking for a soulmate.
You got buddies.
You got the pub.
You're looking for a partner.
That's a huge difference there.
She doesn't have to like the same things as you.
She doesn't have to play the same video games as you.
She doesn't have to like the same music.
She just has to feel like a partner.
I mean, there's certain deal breakers.
If you're obsessed with punctuality and neatness and she's a slob, that might not work out.
Opposites attract, but if you have things that are very important to you and she feels the opposite way, although I'm politically misaligned with my wife, although not really.
Since these Karens have been terrorizing my children, she's getting pretty fucking red-pilled, I've noticed.
I haven't heard her say anything negative about the right in a long ass time.
Anyway, now we're married and have a baby on the way.
My wife never wanted kids until she met me, but she is the happiest I've ever seen her with a full belly.
I've convinced my friends to do the same.
A buddy of mine dated a woman for five years.
I told him to grow some balls and marry her, and he finally has.
This is the best advice I can pass on to any men out there.
Thanks a bunch.
Sex is like not a big deal.
Someone telling me that Dave Portnoy's pizza reviews are awesome because he has the sprinkles.
Okay.
A few years ago, you presented the argument the idea of heads or tails being a binary code, blah, blah, blah.
This is all a very complicated religious one I read earlier.
Maybe I'll read it another day.
There's another guy who keeps sending me this again and again and again.
But I'll put it up.
He's talking about diversity on show.
And he's noticed that the management at his office is all white.
These are the people who actually get things done, right?
Marketing, controller, accounting.
Wow, they spelled controller wrong.
It's C-O-M-P.
Anyway, functional general manager, all this stuff.
But then the president and the faces of the company, the ones people see, they're all people of color.
So the CEO of executive management, the people you're not really relying on to get the job done, but show up at the corporate events and shake hands with people and get the grants.
Those people are all people of color, he says.
Okay, interesting concept.
I noticed that in Italy, they had this bizarre quota for people who had to be, you had to have X amount of handicapped people on your staff.
And it was a really high number, like 15.
But there's not 15% of handicapped people in the population.
So they started deeming being left-handed as handicapped, being over six feet tall as handicapped.
You're too tall.
What do you do?
You're bumping your head all the time.
And I guess that's what we're doing in America, where we're saying, all right, I'll make them, I'll get you some blacks.
Or if you're only giving out grants to black-owned companies, okay, I guess we'll make this black the president of the company.
Hey, Gavin, I'm the girl who showed the video yesterday.
You missed what I was trying to show you.
You didn't watch the whole video.
I was talking about the human Z, which is apparently the hybrid of human and chimpanzee.
The reason I said science should stop is we're making human Zs, or at least we're trying to.
The human Z, yeah.
And then she's like, who died for this?
Who was the human test subject?
And who do we kill first?
Them or the freaks that clearly went back in time to get away from Epstein allegations?
Just ooh.
Yeah, that is pretty depraved.
We are making hybrids, right?
That's confirmed.
It just got confirmed recently.
What?
Yeah.
They took genes from a chimpanzee and a human being and they merged them together.
There's no pictures of anything, but this is exactly what Alex Jones was talking about.
I even was like, hmm.
Is it a living organism?
Like, does it have legs?
Where is it?
Is it in a Petri dish?
I think it's intended to grow organs for transplants or something like that.
Let me see.
I'll see if I can look it up.
Human.
As you look that up, I'm going to read an important letter.
You need to get rid of that half-wit, Ryan.
All your best thoughts are broken up by him showing a picture of a fucking movie poster.
His hair is infuriating, and he keeps interrupting you when you're talking about a real event with some act of retardation.
He's not masculine.
It's not true.
I love the guy, but set him free.
Do you know how many fucking nerds out there with masters and shit would like to work for you?
Not myself.
I'm retarded as well.
Major detract from anything you're trying to do here.
It could be an inspiring show, but he makes it feel like girls talk.
I get that he's under your wing, but goddamn, brother.
Just end the suffering.
New studio, new producer.
My heels are on.
I'm just not in the mood.
Okay.
We'll probably get to that after the show today.
What's up, fuckies?
Why are you gay?
I love the show.
I think the best parts of the show are Gavin's green screens and Ryan's impressions.
Gavin's right.
Ryan should do way more impressions.
They're fucking hilarious.
I thought the deep fakes he made of Trump were amazing and he should do it for all his best impressions.
And then he says, this video is hilarious.
The insane indoctrination of Pakistan.
What?
Pakistan Zinzabad.
Pakistan Zinzabad.
Alagbir.
It's just stupid inbreds.
I've seen this video before.
Yeah, here's a pilot.
Great!
When I will grow up, I will be in her army and take Pakistan and destroy India.
Strong army whoa!
I will not be an exposure, educational institution exposure.
I'm not gonna make Pakistan!
The next generation of Pakistan is going to make Pakistan the crazy 100%!
My pledge is to win.
Make Pakistan the crazy 100%?
Is that your goal?
I think you're there.
By giving them homes.
Inshallah, he is going to give homes to everyone.
My pledge to my country is that I will finish all corruption and so we will prove to Pakistan it's not less than any other country.
Pakistan Zinzabad!
Pakistan Zinzabad!
It's not Pakistan in the bag, it's Pakistan Zinzabad, which means overall.
Anyway, let me see your gene thing.
Gene.
Gene machine.
Bad brains warned us of this too.
Human-animal hybrid research raises.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's all research.
Let me see it when it's a living thing.
Successfully grown embryos that contain a combination of human and monkey cells.
So it's in a petty work is being done.
It's in a petri dish.
When it's actually like, like gold bloom in the fly, then I'll start pooping my panties.
Donkey donkey.
All right, let's get to the fucking final video.
Oh.
No, we're going to end the show.
Let's do 3-8.
There's two types of people in the world.
People who have been punched in the face and people who have been not punched in the face.
This cyclist has never been punched in the face, and that's unfortunate.
Because this African-American man should be kicking the shit out of him.
And unfortunately, we live in a very litigious society.
Where is that, do you think?
That's got Philly vibes.
Yeah, does Southeast University have DC-ish vibes?
DC-ish vibes.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
I think you're pretty on with the Philly.
DC.
I think the DC streets are a little better when you see those nice.
Wait, go back, go back.
What was that university?
What's that brown sign right there?
Southeast University Avenue.
Oh, the brown sign coming up is University of...
Was that Massachusetts?
I can't really see.
Minnesota.
Oh, Minnesota.
Minnesota.
We're all down in Minnesota, eh?
Just drive around a massive hole.
Bike lane.
There's a bike lane right here.
You're parked in the middle of it.
No, really.
Pretty easy to go out.
What's up?
Why are you endangering people's lives with your shit?
This machine kills 40,000 people.
This machine kills 40,000 people.
Why is misogyny called for in this situation?
Let me tell you something.
Before you start fucking with somebody, you better ask yourself what the fuck they're going through.
So what about you fucking with bicycle traffic?
This is a piece of infrastructure designed to save the lives of human beings.
When you block it, fuck bitch, I'm getting ready to move my car, so you better leave me the fuck alone.
I really appreciate you not breaking the law.
That's a basic expectation of living this.
Leave me the fuck alone.
Get on it.
Let's go.
Oh no.
Dude, are you crazy?
Like, am I going back to jail?
I think I'm going back to jail.
I wouldn't do that to somebody who couldn't be jail.
I've cussed my daughter now because my wife's a crackhead.
But if I go back to jail, she'll have to go back to.
Look at this handshaking.
And she might get molested again.
So me knocking this motherfucker up means I go to jail and she gets molested.
And you know what?
That's not good.
Fuck it.
Your dog's very cute, sir.
Oh, my God.
That was the worst part.
Oh, my God.
Your dog's very cute, sir.
There we go.
Back on the bike lane.
Bike lane.
Bike lanes are great because they managed to put all the assholes in society into one neat lineup.
Good work.
All right, that's it for the show.
Tomorrow was live at 4 p.m.
Down the street here in New York City.
Oh, Compound Media.
Thursday night is live in the studio.
The studio is moving along pretty well.
Yes.
We've got a little guy in there.
I think the thing I like is my job's getting finished.
So now it's on you and our tech guys to set up the TVs and make sure everything works.
I put your desk in there.
I'm having my desk built.
I've made all the sets.
I've done my little faggotry where I've laid everything out.
But yeah, there's two Americas going on.
There's the America that's woke, truly awake, I should say, and can see shit like this.
And then there's the other that's blind.
And their version, it's really about perception versus reality.
We're in reality.
They're in this false perception of a bigoted America that is hunting people for sport.
And it's so fucking ridiculous that we're leaving the black pill and going to the clown pill and having a good laugh at these fucking losers.
I think the real takeaway here from today's show is that letter about the guy getting married.
Like, yes, the world's going to shit.
Yes, New York City is ruined.
It's over.
Yes, we're facing inflation, gas prices, the border.
We've had this with Jimmy Carter before.
We've survived it before.
What's really important is your life and you getting your life in order.
You don't have to be successful.
You don't have to be a CEO.
You do need a job and you do need to bust your ass at that job.
If you're not a smart guy, get a trade.
I don't mean to sound like tradesmen are stupid.
If you're a smart guy, get a trade too.
You'll just do much better at it.
Get a job, bust your ass, get a chick, put a ring on it, stop partying, stop playing video games, stop fucking having a room that looks like shit.
Clean your room.
You know?
That's your impression and my impression of Jordan Peterson.
Cut your hair.
No.
In two months I might.
In two months, I might.
But it's time to get it together.
And that's obviously a thousand times more important than all this bullshit.
Pop culture and politics, they basically merged at this point.
This is all silly little claptrap.
I only discuss it on the show to amuse you.
It's not the end of the world.
What the end of the world is, is a woman falling asleep and waking up and her ovaries are over because she's 38 years old.
That's much more apocalyptic than Joe Biden's terrible policies.
So get a trade.
Get a job.
Get a wife.
Put a ring on it.
And if your current job is holding you down, then get fired.
Get in trouble.
Be brave.
And never stop fighting.
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