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May 17, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S03E109 - THE WRONG BAD GUYS

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	Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
	I felt mean to cut that off.
	I felt like a juke.
	Oh, look, I've got a cool feedback.
	That's why I never wear this coat on the air.
	This is a very hot coat in 2000.
	20 years later, it's fucking corny.
	Corny.
	But the reason I dress nice is so when you're going through the thumbnails, you can help remember what show.
	That was college featuring electric youth.
	That's a fan-made video.
	It's terrible.
	Don't even bother showing it.
	But it's a good jam.
	And my wife was feeling blue last night.
	She lost another friend to Trump, even though she hates Trump.
	And, you know, still.
	Wait, that's still happening?
	Well, it's, you know, it's the same one.
	It's the best friend for life.
	But she was like having a rough night of it.
	Oh, man.
	She went to Williamsburg over the weekend and she saw these hipsters and everything came flooding back.
	So what do you do when your wife's blue?
	You sit there and drink tequila and listen to her music and talk her down.
	Make her feel nice.
	And then I kept saying, what is this?
	Send me this.
	And that was from the movie Drive.
	But check it out.
	It's a good jam.
	So you should always be asking girls about music.
	Or else you're just listening to Motorhead all the time.
	And you never would experience Electric Youth from Canada, Toronto, Ontario, Girl Boy Band.
	I was going to do Andrew W.K.'s new jam.
	I'm in heaven.
	He's got Cat Denning's Tits, which you can learn all about on censored.tv on the website.
	I was talking about his new song.
	And on the website, I also explained, it's me he's writing.
	You can tell when I'm writing the post, that he's a very weird dude.
	He's a nerd.
	Like James O'Keefe and him are very similar in the sense that they have balls of steel.
	And you think they're tough guys, but if you know them really well, you realize they're nerds.
	I'm not saying nerd in a negative way.
	But Andrew used to work at Kim's Video on St. Mark's Place.
	And it was where you'd, back in the late 90s, it's where you'd go to get like some weird Korean movie where they eat a baby or something.
	Like the most out there shit.
	So he's an artist.
	He's a weird art kid.
	But because he's fucking ripped and does these songs about partying hard, Steve Mike is his other personality.
	You think he's like a tough dude.
	Like Henry Rollins.
	Yeah, he's the farthest thing from Henry Rollins.
	Well, Henry Rollins is a nerd too.
	Oh, I see what you're saying.
	Yeah.
	Well, Henry Rollins, though, is like...
	I don't know.
	Yeah, I guess they're similar.
	I don't like Rollins, though.
	He's a rich kid.
	I'm playing with those dudes quite a bit.
	They're very fun.
	That's obituary to the band.
	This is like live-action death clock.
	Remember that fake band on Cartoon Network?
	Yeah.
	He plays all the instruments when he makes these songs.
	He just sits in his studio in Midtown all night long.
	One time he didn't speak to me for months because I made fun of Jim Steinman, the guy who did Better to Hell, Meat Loaf's album.
	He was like, I guess I had you all wrong.
	It was down near.
	So I had a, what did you do this weekend?
	Went to an engagement party, one of my friends' potties.
	Oh, who?
	And a guy that worked for Rooster, my friend Braden, was like, ask me if he remembers me.
	Do you remember Braden?
	I showed you a picture.
	Nope.
	Maybe he changed his name to Kierden.
	No, he did not.
	He was a sound guy.
	I do have kind of a loose recollection.
	Really?
	Oh, cool.
	He said, like, yeah, I'd be doing stuff.
	And he'd be like, no, and he'd go right to it and like do it himself.
	And I'm like, yeah, that's Gabby.
	Yeah, that's him.
	You're right.
	I was doing a lot of Adderall back in those advertising days because we were building a company.
	And I got this fact checker called me from Vanity Fair saying, was it true you've done a lot of Adderall?
	And I would go, oh, great.
	So the angle's going to be, he was a nice, funny guy, and then he started doing speed, Adderall, and he became a psycho and started the Proud Boys and loved Trump and lost his mind.
	None of these theories ever add up with the timing.
	Like 2004, Johnny Knoxville introduced me to Adderall.
	I did it very sporadically.
	We do it for deadlines.
	But before that, in the magazine industry, everyone does cocaine to meet a deadline.
	And then they switch to Adderall.
	But everyone in college, everyone in publishing, they all do Adderall at deadlines.
	I don't do it more or less than anyone else.
	Definitely don't do it now that I'm old.
	But the times I was doing it the most is I was doing very funny commercials, like those vans commercials on like how to piss in public and how to drink in a bar and all that stuff.
	I said, if you're looking for some sort of angle, I got political after 9-11.
	I don't know.
	I don't want to write the article for you, but I'm dreading that.
	Not because I give a shit, but because my wife will see it and cry.
	On Saturday, my buddy was having his 60th birthday party.
	Tons of cops at this bar.
	And I fucking spaced.
	And I blame this baseball dad.
	There was a baseball after party.
	After a game, we got pizzas and beer.
	And the dads were dull.
	That was part of my wife's bummer is she's like, no one we know has any tattoos anymore.
	I know that sounds gay, but we don't know any like weirdos.
	Oh, True.
	And we have good friends.
	And I have way better friends than her because she's not very ambitious socially.
	So I've got a very good, colorful crew of blue-collar weirdos and some MAGA dads and cops and stuff speckled in.
	I'm quite happy with my setup.
	But I could do that.
	I did that in Montezuma, Costa Rica when I lived there.
	I could do that in Paris.
	In fact, I made a buddy the other day.
	Did you?
	We runs a, near our new office, he runs a recycling thing.
	Oh, sure.
	Wait, I'll get to that in a second.
	So the dad goes, this is what pissed me off.
	You ready for this one?
	I left in a rage.
	And then I started doing shots, and that's why I missed my friend's party because I got in what David Tell calls a booze time machine.
	Amy Schumer stole that joke from him.
	He goes, yeah, my wife's in Brooklyn right now.
	So she's probably getting drunk and stoned.
	And I go, ooh, Brooklyn, right now there's some really bad heroin going around.
	And you know what he says?
	Oh, not that kind of stoned.
	Well.
	Yeah.
	And I just went, I got to go.
	Yeah, that was supposed to be a joke, right?
	If you think that I think that your wife is like...
	Her kid's at a baseball tournament, but she's shooting up.
	Fuck you, I'm gone.
	So I left.
	It's quiet.
	Yeah, no, it's quiet for him.
	But yeah, my new...
	Oh, so then I go to the bar, and guess who's at the fucking bar?
	Whom?
	Sayonara.
	Remember the caller who said that weird Santa dude was harassing him?
	He's like, hey, man, I'm Sayonara.
	You named the show after me.
	No, I don't know if he's stalking me and he found my bar.
	I don't really care.
	That's crazy.
	It was a lot more interesting than fucking.
	That's crazy.
	So yeah, I just woke up drenched in piss Sunday morning.
	And then I had to sort of milk it to avoid a hangover because my kid had a double header.
	So I was having beers in those Coca-Cola sleeves all day.
	And then, of course, I missed boxing.
	And it all goes back to that guy not getting the heroin joke.
	Fucker.
	Although, I got to say, I got an unbelievable amount of shit done today.
	You know what I've done today?
	No.
	Since you've been sniffing your balls?
	I haven't been sniffing my balls.
	I went and got a CO2 filled up for our kegerator at our new office, which is a cunt.
	You have to drive way the fuck out to White Plains.
	Get out of here.
	Oh, yeah.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Oh, shit.
	It's really hard to get CO2.
	I knew it wasn't common.
	And he almost wasn't going to help me because I didn't have a mask on.
	Get the fuck out.
	Yeah.
	He didn't like me.
	I should have said something.
	Wouldn't that have been funny?
	I went, you're not a big fan, are you?
	Right.
	Yeah, that's.
	I just think we take these.
	The manager was like, no, no, it's only if they're out of state.
	You don't take them.
	I was like, uh, I was like, you don't exactly have gaveitis, do you?
	Is it the mask?
	Is it the tats?
	Yeah.
	What's the problem?
	I did that.
	I went to the Redemption Center, which I thought was a place where we could find God, my new Bronx buddy, by our studio, the bar next door studio.
	I'm already making pals.
	I'm very charming.
	So don't call me a Nazi or a white supremacist, or people are going to go, I guess I'm kind of a Nazi guy.
	Yeah, good point.
	I like these Nazis.
	Maybe the Holocaust didn't happen after all.
	But he goes, yeah, come by.
	It's a redemption center.
	Okay.
	I get in the car.
	I meet a...
	Bob Marley theme here.
	What's going on?
	And it's all blacks.
	And it's where you take your cans and your bottles.
	And I think I know why.
	And it's archaic.
	It's third world.
	Jeff, I took some pics.
	So these guys, they stuff the plastic bottles and the cans are going to different sections, but you have to send all the Poland Springs to Poland Spring.
	Do you understand?
	Because they're paying the five cents.
	So just because you have all your clear plastic sorted, that's just the tip of the iceberg now.
	I need all of the Poland Spring to go to one, all the Schweppes to go somewhere else.
	That all has to be divided again.
	So that's just going into the main machine before it gets sorted.
	That's getting counted.
	And then they give you a slip.
	He showed me a big, huge, like this desk twice, right?
	Fill up your entire SUV.
	That's $100.
	And it was, I think I took a picture.
	It's, oh, fuck.
	It was like 800 cans.
	Yeah, I got the picture here.
	There we go.
	157 cans gives you 785.
	No, yeah.
	And then 857 of something else gives you 42.85.
	That is not good.
	Yeah.
	No, that was all cans.
	So I don't know why it's in two different counts, but that was cans.
	So he ended up with $100, but like his SUV was packed to the hilt.
	No, sorry, it was enough to pack an SUV to the hilt.
	So when people collect cans like the homeless, that's not lucrative.
	Well, you just saw exactly how lucrative it is.
	And I guess that's where all those people were.
	Because if you saw the lineup, go back to the lineup.
	Focus on the recycling.
	That was the only white guy there.
	That guy was pissed at me.
	Don't recycling, Ryan.
	Don't make me fucking smash this monitor.
	Those guys, like, they don't work at a bottles plant.
	Those guys are clearly garbage pickers, right?
	Yeah.
	The Bronx is in the third world.
	New York City's in the third world.
	Every time I'm there, every day, I go, I walk around and I go, Dad, Zambia is just like New York City.
	It's as revolutionized.
	Look at the skyscrapers, I say.
	And the Bronx is not much better.
	Then I met the contractor at our new studio.
	And like, I didn't want to give away pics to the studio, but Milo's really pushed this we're going under thing.
	And it's everywhere.
	Newsweek, Wikipedia, Jared Holt, Zachary Petero, he's the guy that got fired for harassing Laura Loomer.
	So what they're doing is they say, the headline is, Proud Boy's founder denies that censor.tv is going, has massive layoffs.
	So they still get to put it up there.
	But isn't it funny how it's Jared Holt and Zachary Pietero, whatever his name is, and those are the guys that I harassed at CPAC at the same time.
	Remember, I was attacking Jared, going, Jared, get over here.
	And then Zach stands in front of him.
	Now, that's a different guy, Ewan Palmer.
	And I go, what are you, is security?
	And started laughing.
	And both of those guys are spearheading this.
	Let's report on it, censored.tv going under.
	So now I got it.
	And the annoying thing about it, too, is when we have the new studio and new shows and we're around for a year, is the headline going to be not going under after all, doing just great?
	So what's the headline going to be in a year?
	Or do they just...
	Well, you know exactly what happens.
	It just swept under the rug.
	My shit is.
	No, that's the same motherfucking article, shit for brains.
	But you can actually see this one because it's on MSN News.
	Okay.
	And then there's this one.
	Yeah, that's the one.
	Look at the graphic there.
	Really going for it.
	I used to get lawyers involved every time they call me a white supremacist over there, so they get real mad.
	That's Max Hare, who's in prison for four years.
	We were at a anti-what's her name?
	Is it Ilhan Omar?
	No, the other one, the really Palestinian chick.
	Linda Sarsoul.
	Linda Sarsu.
	I haven't heard her name in a long time.
	Has she disappeared?
	I guess so.
	We were protesting her.
	It was all me and all Hasidic Jews, Israelis, protesting her.
	And then Max was there to do security.
	And that picture is used as an example of evil white supremacy.
	I'm going to get to that in the racism section.
	Speaking of jihadists, today's book is by Stephen Emerson, American Jihad, an incredible book.
	This guy knows more than the FBI.
	He breaks down the first World Trade Center attack, the second one.
	He says what American jihadists were involved.
	He talks about this cabal of terrorist groups in America.
	He breaks it down in a way where you just go, well, where's the fucking FBI?
	Like, can they just read this?
	I honestly think he knows more than the FBI.
	And the FBI, of course, is totally focused on January 6th.
	150 people facing serious fucking charges for January 6th.
	Let me just jump ahead and show you new footage that came out today of this, the January 6th insurrection.
	You're going to freak out when you see the cops getting the shit kicked out of them in this video.
	It's horrible.
	That's 4-2.
	New video reveals Capitol Police Officer giving protesters permission to enter the building.
	Joe Biggs and Ethan Nordain are in solitary confinement right now.
	They cannot get out.
	Their trial hasn't even close to begun.
	But the court is arguing that if they're released, they can start a revolution because they're so powerful.
	Like El Chapo.
	So that's their logic.
	Forget the jihadists.
	I don't care.
	I'm concerned about this weirdo with a beard.
	A bunch of angry blue-collars who didn't like the way the election went and argued and admittedly made a mistake.
	But this is the insurrection that everyone's going to prison for.
	Everybody, this must be peaceful.
	This has to be peaceful.
	We have the right to peacefully assemble.
	Pretty amazing.
	That's what there are.
	150 people are facing.
	I think 30 of them are proud boys, about 50 of them are oath keepers.
	And they're looking at five years.
	Not the death penalty, don't you worry.
	But the left doesn't give a shit about that footage or the other footage where that Q shaman was like, hey man, oh, there's the footage of the cops going, come on in, come on in.
	Or how about the Antifa guy who was there and got paid 70 grand from CNN to show his footage?
	I believe the black dude who's in Antifa got Ashley Babbitt killed.
	I think he smashed the window and he was the one going, go, go, go.
	We still don't know who shot her.
	If a cop shoots a black guy, you find out his home address in about 10 minutes.
	When a black cop shoots a MAGA woman, hi guys.
	I'm France.
	No, you can't come in.
	Nobody can come in.
	Come on in.
	You can't come in.
	How did a disorganized mob break into what's supposed to be look at Amy Siskind, the worst person possibly in the country, 4-1, just frothing at the mouth.
	Dying.
	I realize justice takes time and A.G. Garland hasn't been there too long, but I want justice.
	I want to see some of these Trump regime villains in court and in prison.
	Oh, maybe she's not talking about the insurrection per se.
	She's just talking about all of them.
	Nazis, high command.
	Oh, for fuck's sakes.
	For fuck's sakes, Alan.
	And I got a question about January 6th.
	Anyone concerned about the pipe bombs?
	What happened to that?
	Pipe bombs near the RNC and the DNC.
	Okay.
	Sounds like we got a perfect bad guy here where both sides can get together and say we need camera footage.
	No, we've got the Wall Street Journal, all the tattletale journalists pouring over video footage.
	my mom was there.
	We have people ratting out their own mothers.
	My mom was there.
	She didn't go into the Capitol boot.
	She was there.
	She had a sign.
	Get her.
	Okay.
	Get the pipe bomb guy while you're there.
	Okay.
	So, yeah.
	I went and met the contractor.
	And I guess I'll show you a pics of the new studio.
	I'm forced to because we're told we're going under.
	Here we go, guys.
	Ruining the surprise.
	So that's going to be, that now has a censored neon sign on it that my little Vietnamese buddy made.
	And that's going to be the backdrop for, I'm going to build three sets.
	One is like a new set for this, but I'll have TVs behind me.
	Two is a bar where I'm going to interview like Vietnam vets and plumbers and regular Joes and ask them like, how do you be a plumber?
	Who shouldn't be a plumber?
	And then, yeah, that's the bar.
	It's come along.
	That's the same bar I had on the CRTV tonight, which is kind of dumb because I imported it from DC and it's high.
	It's for standing people.
	So I have to build a platform to put chairs on.
	Anyway, we're giving this all away, going behind the curtain.
	There's my buddy, JJ, the craftsman.
	Look at him.
	He is incredible.
	Do you know how fucking hard it is to bend glass like that and make it into a font?
	Look at that weird thing.
	I said to his wife, I go, aren't you happy you married him?
	No, that's recycling, Ryan.
	Did you think that was our studio?
	I said put them in different categories.
	That one I couldn't tell what was going on.
	Oh, you thought that was our studio and not a recycling plant?
	Well, I saw metal, and I saw, I was like, okay, that's probably.
	You saw metal.
	Okay.
	There's a sign going up.
	So I haven't added that other pillar on the other side.
	I want it to be symmetrical.
	And I got to say, I know I'm bragging before we're even done, but I know it's going to look fucking awesome.
	And I look at like even Tucker Carlson's set, Dave Rubin, Candace Owens.
	What they do is they hire someone who's a stylist who does sets.
	And they suck.
	They always have like a ball of knots and then a bowl with like porcupine fucking berries in it or something.
	And then like a little glass square.
	And that's on some dumb shelf with some cornball lighting.
	Like you don't have any fucking opinions?
	You don't have any taste?
	Why are you getting such a brutally generic, shitty set?
	Oh, go back.
	Let's look at some more pics as I reluctantly peel back the curtain.
	How can you not tell the difference between a recycling plant in the third world and our studio that you've been to?
	Well, very...
	I just put them all together very quickly.
	Well, I told you not to.
	I said separate them.
	Yeah.
	You said, can you get the two groups together?
	That's what you said.
	I just said, okay, we'll put these all together.
	Yeah, so mix them all up.
	So when I'm talking about him, we see the wrong pictures all the time.
	Now, this is Ryan's office, and I had the window taken out because I didn't want to glare.
	And the desk I got him is like an executive desk this big because he's such a fucking pig that I'm hoping he'll just use all those drawers and we won't have to look at his clutter.
	But I don't even care because he's got his own little area now.
	He's not next to me.
	It's badass, man.
	He's miles away.
	Let's see some more.
	This is a carpet in my office.
	My office has glass that sees through to the other room.
	My son designed that when he was four.
	Keep going.
	There's the censored sign.
	Keep going.
	They're not in very good order.
	That's back to the fucking dude.
	So I made a false wall and the light shoots out from behind it.
	That'll be a common theme.
	And that's it.
	You sure?
	Let's see.
	Yes.
	Nope.
	Nope.
	These are these guys.
	There's you taking pictures.
	Oh, where are we?
	So where's that?
	Jesus, dude.
	What the fuck is your problem?
	How is this complicated?
	It's two folders.
	There's the recycling folder, and then there's the new censored studio folder.
	How is that rocket science?
	It all opened up into one.
	It all opened up into one.
	Then you open them separately.
	Anyway, I give up.
	He's put me in a bad mood.
	What are you doing now?
	I was trying to look for him.
	You're trying to look for them.
	Yes.
	How are we doing Al?
	Pretty good.
	No, we're not open.
	It keeps opening just this, though.
	You want to try it?
	Oh, boy, are you incompetent?
	I'm literally...
	I clicked all of them and clicked open, and it's just opening these now.
	All right.
	Well, maybe figure that out before we go live.
	No, they were open, and then I started closing the garbage ones, and then they started closing the other ones, and I was like, oh, shit.
	Anyway, you get the idea.
	It's a very nice studio.
	I don't know when it will be ready.
	It should be soon.
	I mean, I gave a lot of the jobs that I was going to do over to the contractor.
	What are we now?
	Mid-May?
	June 1st.
	It couldn't go past June 1st.
	My problem is the technology part of once we set it all up is making sure check, check, check, Skype works and all that.
	That's not my area of expertise.
	All right, let's start the show.
	We did the book, we did the song, the cover of the New York Post, Garden Party, Knicks, Bill Gates.
	See, all of this talk of COVID seems to be dying right as we discover that Bill Gates is a pervert and he wants out of the news.
	And then safety first, crime, top issue for Dem voters in mayor race.
	So that means we're going to get the black guy, the ex-cop.
	Blacks will like him.
	We need law and order in this fucking city, in this country.
	I've got a whole section here in racism about Mostly blacks, just wreaking havoc.
	Wreaking havoc.
	The way you would if you were Uday Hussein in Iraq and you were just like, Give me that.
	I got a wedding this weekend.
	I was thinking of doing the most inappropriate speech I could possibly think of.
	What about this for the speech?
	I'm like, you know, Uday Hussein at the peak of his power, he would go to weddings and he would demand that he sleep with the bride.
	And of course, occasionally this woman would kill herself afterwards.
	That's not going to happen here.
	But if I was Uday Hussein, I sure would want to because she looks fantastic.
	Does she not, ladies and gentlemen?
	Beautiful.
	I did that at David and Amber's wedding.
	I said, you know, she is just so perfect for him.
	What a catch.
	And I mean, hell, if David and my wife die in a plane crash, who knows what would happen with us?
	It's called Prima Noctum, ladies and gentlemen.
	And I heard someone behind me go, this is the most inappropriate wedding speech I've ever heard.
	Actually, Amber just grabbed the mic for me and said, all right, we get it.
	That's enough.
	Oh, shit.
	That's not good.
	Actually, my story for this girl, she was a producer at CRTV.
	And I think it was Scott Greer.
	I'm not sure.
	But we had a panelist that just didn't like me.
	It was like the CO2 guy.
	And it frustrated me after the show because I was just like, I usually bond with the guy.
	I mean, we're politically aligned.
	And he's sort of a bad boy of the right.
	So we're fellow bad boys.
	So after the show, we're taking a piss together.
	And I go, you want a little Toots Magoots?
	A little snifferinski?
	And I believe he said, yeah, sure.
	So I. And I come out of the bathroom and I go in to my producer's office where I was sort of hanging.
	I didn't have my own office at the DC Bureau.
	And she's just crying.
	And I go, what's wrong?
	And she goes, your mic was on, you fucking idiot.
	I don't want this show to get canceled.
	What are you doing?
	And I went, honey, honey, stop crying.
	I'm definitely going to get fired.
	The only question is when.
	Right.
	If it's not going to be that, it's going to be something else.
	So just go along for the ride.
	And of course, two months later, I was kiboshed.
	At least getting fired for Coke is actually something that you can pin down and be like, I was fired for doing Coke.
	Yes.
	Yeah, that's what drives me nuts about my crazy life.
	Excuse me.
	I'm hated for all this stuff.
	I'm not.
	Like, I want trannies to be like, you don't think that we're legit?
	And I'd be like, yes, that's something.
	Or Muslims to go, you think we're disproportionately inclined to favor terrorism?
	Yes, that's exactly what I think.
	Or women to be like, you think that most of us suck at our jobs and be happier at home?
	Nailed it.
	Get mad.
	Get even.
	You got the guy.
	But like, you hate blocks.
	Sometimes the complaints will be false.
	You hate Jews?
	Sometimes the complaints will be false.
	Even in high school?
	Okay, let's get some really stupid, silly shit out of the way before we get started.
	I thought this was cool.
	Some girl, this is 1.4, who obsessively watched a show called That's My Mama when she was a kid, was looking at her mama.
	Oh, whoa.
	The main woman, Lynn Moody, had given her daughter up for adoption as a kid.
	Probably white parents scooped her up, and this was her favorite show, That's My Mama.
	And she didn't find out till like 20 years later, the woman's an old bag now.
	They've connected, that she was watching her mother on TV with this strange feeling that she really liked her.
	Yeah, this is when she finally contacted her.
	So wouldn't it be great to go back and get her stoned watching the show and just be like, see her there?
	Yeah, why?
	That's literally your mama.
	Fuck off.
	They named the show for you.
	I don't know how you'd convince her.
	How fucking trippy is that, though?
	You've just given away your child, your baby screaming baby.
	You give it away to someone.
	And then you get the role of being a mama.
	And then she watches you.
	She couldn't raise her daughter because she wanted to take a job at a show called That's My Mama.
	So she gave up being a real mother because she wanted to play a fake one on TV.
	Wow, she was purdy.
	Yeah, that should go on my next I Don't Get list.
	I don't get giving your kids up for adoption.
	I mean, I support it, right?
	It's better than abortion.
	But like John Joseph of the Cro-Mags, he's really friendly with his mom, and he goes, the state had to take us away because she was suffering from depression because she was in an abusive relationship.
	I get that on paper, but I just don't get the like, sorry, I can't do this anymore.
	Here.
	Well, she didn't have any money.
	Okay.
	Oh, is that them together?
	I look to be homeless with my kid, and I think the kid would be better off.
	If we were both homeless camping somewhere.
	I can feel the viewers getting mad at me right now.
	But I'm sorry.
	I just, I feel like I could always figure out a way.
	Yes, we'll be in a hostel for a little while, but then I'll work my fucking fingers to the bone at McDonald's or something.
	I don't know.
	Can't stay on a couch somewhere?
	For a little bit?
	They've got all kinds of, especially in New York, there's so many programs.
	Look at fucking Ryan.
	He was raised like a feral monkey in the jungles of the Bronx with his grandparents.
	Very nice part of the Bronx.
	They figured it out.
	Co-op City, baby.
	Yeah, they're called projects.
	Yeah, it's nice.
	Lots of parks.
	Not a lot of crime.
	So I thought that was funny.
	Also in Stupid News, Doug Bell has a new announcement out.
	I love Doug Bell.
	He's my favorite comedian of all time.
	You could ring Doug's bell.
	The classic Doug Bell theme.
	Doug's Bell.
	Ring Doug's Bell.
	I guess who's been in the news?
	Bennifer, Benefer Affleck, Benny Affleck and Jen Lopez.
	I think I like, look, man, I didn't hear it.
	I know I called him Bennett before anybody did.
	I was like at a party and they came in.
	They came in.
	It was after they shot Gigly, I think it was called, which was a hilarious movie.
	I auditioned for it.
	I auditioned for the part they gave to Al Pacino.
	But I read for that part.
	And so they walked in, and I remember I was talking to some girl.
	We were getting a drink.
	And I was like, it's Bettefer.
	And she was like, what?
	I'm like, it's Jen Lopez and Benny Affleck.
	And I was like, Better.
	And I just kept saying that all night.
	I was like, Bettefer.
	So I think that somebody from the press was there, like a newspaper guy, and he just kind of caught it.
	And it just fucking took off, man.
	I didn't ask for any credit.
	How much of that is OP?
	I don't know.
	I see Joel Mataris in there.
	Definitely a big dose of OP.
	Yeah, I think he memes OP with everything he does.
	With Chip Chiperson, he's admitted OP's in there too.
	Oh, really?
	Oh, yeah.
	Huh.
	All right.
	Do we have a Clown World bumper?
	Is that Clown World theme?
	We don't have visuals.
	Let me check the email.
	No, I don't recall ever having one.
	All right, Clown World.
	So Clown Pill, I was talking to my folks on the weekend about this.
	God, this jacket is crazy, man.
	And I was like, he goes, things are looking really bad.
	And they go, oh, you're still in the black pill phase.
	So it goes, red pill, where you realize that the news is lying and what's up is down and what's down is up.
	Then there's black pill, where you go, this isn't just a strange thing I'm noticing.
	This is the apocalypse and they're trying to destroy Western society.
	Rome is burning.
	And then this clown pill where you just laugh.
	And isn't that kind of my thing?
	Haven't I been saying for months?
	You just got to enjoy it, guys.
	Enjoy the ride.
	This is hilarious.
	My pet Biden is president.
	But I guess it's called the clown pill.
	And I guess I don't get the copyright.
	Look, I'm Doug Bell.
	Hey, Doug.
	You just Doug Bell.
	I was like, clown pill, clown pill.
	Oh, no.
	I guess one of the newspaper guys was there, picked it up.
	Anyway, crazy stories like that.
	You know what it is?
	Have you heard of the clown pill?
	What's the clown pill?
	Oh.
	Oh, no.
	Can you please explain the clown pill?
	No, this is the newest one.
	It's past the black pill.
	So after the black pill, you get clown pill back.
	Literally, there is nothing that I would love more than explaining the clown pill.
	Please tell me about it.
	Yeah, tell me about the clown pill.
	The clown pill is when you are no longer pessimistic about the state of the world.
	You simply just laugh at it because you know that it is just so bad that it's actually like worthy of laughter, like almost as though we're on some sort of sitcom or something.
	How long do people last in the black pill before they shift to the clown pill?
	How is Dave Rubin, a homosexual who sucks dicks, more of a man than that straight guy who just literally explained the clown pill?
	We got to do something about our masculinity here.
	Look at that guy.
	Like get better glasses or just dress like me.
	I don't know.
	Be more like me.
	He looks like a lost Franco brother.
	He looks like a lesbian who's taking a lot of tea.
	Then you have Dave Rubin, who's gay.
	That's a literal gay lord.
	And he looks way more masculine than that guy.
	Yeah, he does.
	That's not good.
	He looks like Troy Kwan.
	Clown Pill.
	Because what happens is, do we have that?
	Can you hold it up, Savannah?
	Are you having that?
	Yeah, I just put it up.
	I just put it up.
	Yeah, yeah, look.
	So somebody made us a clown pill for the show.
	So it is the clown pill.
	And it's like you pop it in because it's like, it's when you are not like shocking your audience.
	Oh, Jesus.
	Even the clown pills over because the clown pill is like when you don't read Joe Biden's tweet and you're like, oh my gosh, they're setting rules.
	You're like, oh my gosh, we're here now.
	Like, this is where we're at in the simulation.
	We're getting like told, we're giving like social rules by a man who's dying on live TV.
	Like, I like the clown.
	Yeah, so you laugh at it and you're like, you're telling your audience, let's talk about what's going on.
	By the way, jump ahead to 2.5.
	You get it, right?
	Jump ahead to 2.5.
	25% of American men don't think that they could take a cat in a fight.
	I don't mean Tiger King.
	I mean a house cat.
	What?
	He says in the UK, but he corrected it.
	It's American men.
	Click on that chart.
	These are the things you couldn't take.
	And house cats still have a lot of guys.
	What?
	Only 74% think they could take a house cat.
	Even if it's because they would feel bad, that's still worse.
	Yeah, it's trying to kill you.
	Yeah.
	When we say take, we don't mean you randomly go up to an eagle and just kick it in the head.
	It's like if your family's in danger and there's a medium-sized dog trying to kill you.
	These aren't innocent animals.
	What are they?
	I think I could take everything up to a large dog.
	King cobra, I don't know.
	Chimpanzees, I've heard really bad shit about.
	Oh my God, no.
	They just bite your balls.
	They're both like to bite your genitalia off.
	They also like to bite your heels off.
	And their beaks are super strength.
	So I don't think anyone is right.
	Dude, I've fought in my mind with a chimpanzee many times, and I'm just shredded.
	I'm just little tiny pieces.
	You've actually experienced it.
	I've experienced this.
	I think I could take a kangaroo.
	Yeah, me too.
	You've seen that guy punch him, right?
	Yeah.
	Chimpanzee should be ahead.
	A wolf?
	I think there's a snowball's chance in hell if it's just me and the wolf.
	I think I could do a wolf.
	One wolf you could probably do.
	Crocodile, I mean, I could run away.
	I don't know.
	I assume we're in a closed space.
	Gorilla?
	Absolutely not.
	Elephant?
	Well, no.
	Lion, obviously not.
	Grizzly bear, that's...
	You're a fucking retard.
	you think you could take a grizzly bear?
	Wait, how do you think you'd take the crocodile, though?
	Like, how would you hurt it?
	Its eyes?
	Poke its eyes out?
	I guess I'd try to get behind it and then jump on its head or something.
	But that would just subdue it.
	I assume we don't have a weapon.
	Right.
	Maybe I just keep jumping on its head?
	Yeah, I guess.
	Then it's going to flip around and once it bites you, then it spins.
	Yeah, it's so quick.
	And you're dead.
	It's a dinosaur.
	It's a dinosaur.
	Anyway, to get back to Clown World, here's an example of Clown World.
	My dad said, I can't take a clown pill.
	That means you give up.
	Don't give up.
	I said, dad, you ought to live in the moment.
	It's called the power of now.
	The future is, you never get to experience the future.
	My cousin has been pushing this self-help book, The Power of Now, on me, and I'm getting into it.
	Oh, really?
	And then my dad is like, I'm 76 years old.
	I don't have a future.
	The future for me is about two years.
	Touche, sorry.
	I forget that the future is a taboo subject when you talk to really old people.
	Hey, you're going to buy that new winter coat?
	Nah.
	They can't get a kitten, as Howard Stern said today.
	Right?
	What?
	What do you mean?
	You're going to die before it's...
	You have ever planned for it after you go.
	Well, then what's it going to do?
	Roam the streets like every other cat?
	The cat will be fucking fine.
	They're very self-sufficient.
	So go to 1-7 if you want to see fucking clown world.
	This is parents buying knitted cocks for trans babies is a thing now.
	Biddybug Soft Packer.
	So if you're a baby girl and you identify as a boy, we can put this in your underwear.
	Trans baby.
	Is that really babies?
	Or do they mean like babies can't talk?
	Can you zoom in on that?
	The second pic there?
	Biddy bug.
	Register.
	Don't try to steal this idea.
	I'll sue you.
	I'll see you in court.
	Soft packer is a custom prosthetic packer in sizes appropriate for children.
	Yeah, it's not babies.
	Made from soft, durable yarn.
	So it's for like four, five, six year olds.
	Now, is that...
	Can we laugh yet?
	Or does that make us mad?
	I think that makes me pretty fucking mad.
	Maybe I'm not clown-pilled after all.
	Because I want to fucking clean up the parking lot with this person behind this.
	Just like spend an hour beating them up.
	Try different moves.
	I don't want to knock them out.
	They'd be on this graph right.
	I can't take a rat?
	Do you mean you'd be too scared to kick it?
	Or do you mean you're not strong enough?
	A goose?
	Fuck it.
	Any goose, any day of the week, let me know.
	Also in Clown World, we see what our incredibly lowbrow culture is doing to our youth.
	As a six-year-old furiously twerks, this is 180.
	Oh, I am not following Grind Faces.
	Oh, no.
	This is a new one for me.
	Okay.
	Well, that's unfortunate.
	Grind Face is the new shizmobbin.
	Wait, they have...
	Oh, yeah?
	Yeah.
	Okay, well, they have a website.
	Uh-huh.
	Maybe it's on here.
	Thanks for taking us there.
	That was really helpful.
	Any of these?
	It's a little girl twerking in school.
	She must be six.
	This looks like it's interviews and stuff.
	Anyway, let's hope they say yes to you before this show is over.
	True.
	But it's in a classroom.
	She has a uniform on, so it's like a girls' school.
	And she's six years old, twerking her ass off, squatting down, like doing the raptime.
	And then she's like this after.
	And everybody around her is saying, no, stop.
	I think for adults.
	She's white.
	The black teacher comes over.
	She's like, that's a bit much.
	Oh, really?
	Yeah.
	Probably because she saw someone recording.
	Also in Clown World News, a commander was fired for saying that Marxism is infiltrating the military.
	Remember, we had that caller last week who said he had to do hard labor for 46 days because he said women are not really helping.
	He goes, the woman in my platoon, they don't, they keep pretending they're sick.
	They're hurting the military.
	And he said it anonymously as an opinion.
	They somehow tracked him down, made him do hard labor.
	And I said, if you recall on the show, I said, well, just tell them no.
	And he said, I would have gone to jail.
	So you go to jail for saying, I don't think women are an asset to the military.
	They don't really belong here.
	That's a fact, by the way.
	And before you jail someone for that opinion, isn't it beholden upon you to prove it's false?
	So say you say, like, a horrific thing is to say is four-year-olds have knitted dicks and girls should be twerking because they're really sexy.
	Six-year-old girls should be twerking because they're sexy.
	I can prove to you that they're not.
	Pedophilia is an objective thing you can disprove.
	It is morally wrong.
	It destroys children's lives and everyone around them.
	But if you're going to jail me for saying women don't belong in the military, you better have a lot of examples of them kicking ass and being awesome.
	And it better be a pattern.
	And you better be able to explain the pattern I've noticed.
	I'm now speaking as the military dude, which is them fucking up my life and my job.
	Anyway, this guy says Marxism infiltrating the military.
	Booted.
	Not fired, but transferred.
	And then I thought this was a great example of Trump derangement syndrome and what a bizarre psychosis it is.
	This guy's made a mosaic of fuck you fingers.
	Like, how long did this take?
	That all eventually form Trump's face.
	And, you know, he's got to cut them out and polish them a bit and make sure there's no, maybe glue them on there.
	Got a bunch of black ones and then there we go.
	That's not a talent, by the way.
	I would buy that.
	That seems very pro-Trump to me.
	Yeah, yeah.
	You know how they do those, right?
	No.
	They have a low-res picture of Trump that's broken down into basically pixels.
	And then you just put the black one on the black pixel and the beige one on the beige pixel.
	Easy peasy.
	Those picture mosaics seem a little tougher, but I think they actually change the colors of the photos.
	They cheat.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, they definitely do.
	But it's not like he wasn't basing it on a picture.
	So he just glues shit to stuff.
	This guy sucks.
	What's this one now?
	Wait, I had an artist.
	I met an artist like in 99 who was doing that with pills.
	Honey makes Jesus Christ.
	What a fucking asshole.
	God, I hate liberals.
	And then this is, again, it's not political, but maybe it is because it's like the destruction of our youth.
	Face tattoos are getting more popular every day.
	I mean, what is worse?
	You know, when I was his age in Britain in the 70s, if you had a facial tattoo, you were considered antisocial.
	There was an acronym for it, like ABSCAB or something.
	And you got welfare for the rest of your life because you were unemployable, because you're clearly fucking insane.
	At least with the back of your head, you can grow over it.
	But like a...
	That guy got a weird one in the bottom right.
	What the fuck?
	That's like this new everyone is beautiful thing.
	No, go back to that picture.
	The bald woman, well, she's like a five, but if she had her hair did nice, she could go up to like a 6.7.
	The guy, obviously he ruined his head by doodling on it.
	But without that, he could be like a model, right?
	That's a very attractive lighter.
	He could be like an 8.5.
	The albino's a four.
	It's not an opinion.
	And then the weird super Kenyan chick, like that's just a five.
	It's not magic.
	I'm not prejudiced.
	I just know what attractive is.
	And then the guy at the bottom, yeah, dude, your impotago blew it.
	Without your impotago, you're probably a seven.
	But with that brutal skin disease, you know, it's not beautiful.
	This is how I feel about when they have someone with Down syndrome singing the national anthem.
	You're like, it's not different.
	It's not like I'm enjoying a different national anthem, like a Jamaican singing it with a Jamaican accent.
	This is not good.
	Or what do you even, I don't know how I feel about this.
	What do you feel about the, I saw this MMA fight and it was a, no, a wrestler.
	And it was a high school wrestler and he was clearly very good, top of his class.
	And then there was a kid with cerebral palsy who was like, and he could barely walk.
	And so they have a competition in front of the whole school and lo and behold, the guy with cerebral palsy wins.
	Like, what is that?
	How do we, why are you looking at pictures here instead of...
	Well, that's it.
	I was going to comment.
	I was going to say that's a gym.
	It's like, can we have a real one?
	Like a real contest?
	Fine, we give him the prize.
	But can we also do a real contest?
	It's just, it's, it's, it's not the sport.
	Like, why don't we also have him throw a javelin and we'll have fishing wire on it and just launch it like 700 feet and then go, yay, you threw it really far.
	Or he can do pole vaulting and we'll like tape his hands to the pole and then lift it with a crane and then plop him on the tram.
	Like, what are you doing?
	It's the lifting your kid up to make him feel like Spider-Man thing where he's climbing the walls.
	And I mean, okay, so he had a great time.
	Yeah, that's cool, I guess.
	Maybe that's, I should just drop it.
	And the fact that he had a good time is all that matters.
	Well, I think it'd be nicer if they were sincere, you know?
	Instead of like faking things.
	How are they going to be sincere?
	Ryan?
	Well, not in that situation, but just be like, you know, just do something sincerely nice instead of like faking they want to.
	So like what?
	What should that cerebral palsy guy do that's sincerely nice?
	Well, you shouldn't be involved in that thing, but they'll be like, hey, man, like you're actually pretty good at this.
	You're good at that.
	What's he good at?
	Whatever he's good at.
	He's probably good at some things.
	No, he's not.
	He has severe, he's a severe cripple with mental issues.
	Well, yeah, well, then just leave, then just don't say anything.
	Yeah, that's what you should do.
	You're a severely, mentally handicapped person.
	You should not do anything.
	All right, let's jump to feminism.
	Speaking of everyone is beautiful.
	There's a couple of different ones.
	Here's this one.
	It hasn't gotten play in a long time.
	Boy, that is a weird one.
	Look at this fat hoe 2-2.
	She's a 1.4, and the confidence is just doing fantastic.
	Seeking high-valued man, healthy in shape, make at least 60K annually, which I'm guessing in her neighborhood is very good.
	You know?
	Like, that sucks in Manhattan, but the average American salary is 50, and something tells me she's not used to people with a job.
	He also needs 401k and life insurance, so a government employee.
	No more than two kids, spelled wrong, and handsome.
	I'm 42, no kids, never been married.
	Sure, I'm a big girl.
	I can go to the gym anytime.
	But I still have a shot at a high-valued man.
	Hint, no kids.
	Yeah, no.
	No.
	If that was your friend, if your friend said, I fell in love, oh, I can't wait to meet her.
	And you meet her and it's this fucking hideous giant dude with a wig on, you just go, I don't think you'd even be polite.
	Like if she was kind of ugly, you'd be like, oh, well, they have fun together.
	It's none of my business.
	But with that, it would be like your friend got into a crack and you'd go, dude, get out of her crack.
	It's smothered in shit.
	Speaking of women being ruined here in feminism, so socialism is evil.
	It's the tool of the devil, right?
	You're literally playing God when you say, I'm going to feed these people.
	I'm going to handle this.
	I'm going to decide who's employed.
	Teachers' unions, they're a union, right?
	So they love socialism.
	It's like a parasite, right?
	It wants to attack the host.
	It needs the host to stay alive.
	It doesn't really care about the well-being of the host.
	It just wants maximum food, maximum nutrients.
	So unions are parasites, and they turn these fucking teachers into zombie cunt Marxists because, not because it's better for the kids or anyone, but the unions.
	It's good for the unions for teachers to be socialists.
	So you have these zombie cunts, these horrible bitches who don't even like kids.
	And they're fat because they're self-indulgent, because they only work eight months a year.
	And they hate the children they teach because they're miserable bitches.
	And I thought this was a perfect example of how many of them truly feel.
	This is so what social...
	Sorry, stop.
	This isn't just why teachers suck, but this is also what socialism has done to women.
	I don't care if you're vaccinated, you little dick.
	Okay?
	I don't want to get sick and die.
	Okay.
	There's other people you can just because you're vaccinated.
	You're not a special person here.
	You should care about everybody talks about you.
	I don't care about you.
	Okay.
	And you need to care for other people.
	I do.
	I don't care if you're vaccinated.
	She's the big woman on campus.
	Are those better than the ones who would sit on you?
	The Bronx?
	Yeah.
	It really hurts you deep down.
	You needed a good sitting once in a while.
	Oh, yeah, they did.
	Afterwards, they were very nice.
	But what hurt the most is when you're out a day, and then you come back, and then the teacher's like, well, it was very quiet and very productive yesterday without you here.
	So we're hoping that we can continue that on, even though you're back.
	I'm like, fuck you, bitch.
	And I would continue.
	This was a weird article I saw in Daily Mail.
	So Mindy Kaling was in a relationship.
	She was in love, finally.
	She's not aging very well.
	So I was very happy when she finally got a guy.
	And she had a baby.
	And their relationship lasted about an hour.
	So she's a single mom.
	And of course, all women are overly optimistic about things.
	And so they said, hey, great news.
	I'm a single mom.
	And it actually rocks.
	It's better than having a husband around the house.
	You can see she's really slathered it on, right?
	And now this article is all about her pregnancy during the pandemic.
	She's not in a relationship.
	So some random dude just plugs you while you're already a single mom, knowingly plugs you.
	And now you have two kids all alone.
	Where's the ketchup bottle in this picture?
	I got this from Ann Coulter, but it's child abuse.
	It's one thing if your husband dies or if your relationship doesn't work out and he becomes a drug addict, whatever.
	That's unfortunate.
	You should try to get a new man, ASAP.
	Same goes the other way around, obviously.
	But to knowingly bring a child into the world when you have no other parent there, to do it on purpose, is child abuse.
	And you can check the data on it.
	When kids grow up without a dad, they are much worse off.
	So why isn't this, I know why this article isn't saying that, but the way they all gleefully ignore it, like show the Stephen Colbert clip where it's just like, hey, you had another baby.
	No, that's not Stephen Colbert.
	That is.
	Sharing with our audience, I got something I rarely get these days, which is some good news, which if you wouldn't mind sharing with our audience, I think they'd be thrilled to find out something extraordinary that nobody knows up until this moment.
	Yes, I'm telling it for the first time now.
	It feels so strange.
	But I had a, I give birth to a baby boy on September 3rd.
	No one even knew you were pregnant.
	I know.
	I know.
	It's like, this is news to a lot of people.
	It's true.
	Well, congratulations.
	That's wonderful.
	No, it's not wonderful.
	That was wonderful.
	So you said baby boy.
	Did you say baby boy?
	Baby boy.
	Okay, do we have a name yet?
	Yes.
	Oh, yes.
	He has a name.
	His name is Spencer.
	Yes.
	Who's the father?
	Spencer Cayley.
	Lovely.
	Lovely.
	That's all.
	Like, who needs men?
	They can't even beat up house cats.
	Oi, Ray.
	I mean, they're all clown world at this point.
	It feels like we shouldn't even differentiate.
	All right, let's jump to racism now.
	We've got a lot of racism.
	A lot of racial shit this year.
	Let's talk about racism.
	That was racist, guys.
	Can you also play Can You Imagine if the Races Were Reversed?
	Because this one is a doozy.
	Can you imagine if the races were reversed?
	That should have a question mark at the end.
	I once read a whole book.
	It was about this New York City dude who was an EMT in the 80s.
	And it's a good book.
	And the stories are fucking horrible.
	Like guys drinking Drano to commit suicide and then changing their mind and wanting to live.
	But sorry, your organs are being eaten.
	But I think it was called Bad Days.
	But not one of his questions had a question mark.
	There was not one question mark in the entire book.
	Now, is that a broken keyboard?
	Is that a stylistic choice?
	Or did you just not know?
	Anyway, don't try to find it.
	I'll bring it in on book day one day.
	Or as the book of the day.
	So check out this article 2.6.
	Some black dude crawls in to the window, grabs a four-year-old boy.
	I almost like don't want to say this on the show.
	It's so horrific.
	And kidnaps him, then takes him, I don't know, into a field or something, and stabs the four-year-old boy to death.
	Can you fucking imagine if the races were reversed and some mega dude broke in, some redneck broke into a beautiful little black family's house, took the four-year-old black kid and stabbed him to death.
	I mean, prayers for, what was his name?
	Cash.
	Prayers for cash.
	Brown is expected to face additional charges pending.
	Police said the child suffered a violent death from an edged weapon.
	And there was no reason to break in.
	Well, you know the reason.
	It was clearly racism.
	It's a hate crime.
	But you're not allowed to say that if black people do it.
	Look at the retarded spelling of that name, too.
	Darien.
	Darian.
	D-A-R-R-I-Y-N-N.
	Darin?
	Yeah, I think it's probably Darren.
	Darin?
	Yeah.
	And that sort of gets us to this pattern that's been going on with crime in this country.
	2-7, this Uber driver shows up and they're beating up this white girl.
	And he's there to take her away.
	He doesn't realize what's going on.
	They beat the living shit out of him, out of the girl, and he has to pay for it himself.
	His insurance doesn't cover it because he was Uber driving.
	So it's like, I don't know, $2,000 worth of damage to the car.
	They fucked up the car too.
	So he has a GoFundMe out, and GoFundMe is usually a YouTube video.
	So he puts it up there, and YouTube slash Google removes it because it promotes violence and tries to make a group look bad.
	Basically, it's blacks behaving badly, and they don't want to show that because that might encourage racism.
	In other words, reality is racist.
	So Twitter hasn't taken it down yet.
	This is what happens when you go to pick up a white girl who went to a black party.
	I think you might be doing the right thing by staying in your seatbelt if it's a mob.
	Because if you get dragged out there and they start head stomping.
	You know what I mean?
	They can't really get good shots in when you're in your chair.
	They drag her out.
	That's looping.
	That's looping?
	That's angle one.
	There's multiple angles of that thing.
	Go back to the original article.
	Oh.
	Yeah, I've seen a few angles of this.
	Angle one is the only one that's showing in this article here.
	Oh, maybe they blew the other ones.
	So he cannot raise money for himself.
	Oh, I think this is the...
	No, this is...
	Ryan, please.
	He posted it.
	Yes, so it's not going to be the fight.
	It's the guy who censored the fight.
	But they're showing that to show that this guy's against Asian hate, unless, of course, it involves a bunch of black people acting like assholes.
	Which brings us to 3-4.
	This is what it's like in New York City.
	Down the block from our studio.
	How about this?
	Is he scared of repercussions?
	I mean, I promise you nothing will happen to that guy.
	This is what happens when you have spoiled brats.
	You tell them the world hates them, and then you let them get away with their revenge fantasy scot-free.
	What do you expect?
	Let's check out similar behavior in Southern California, where these girls are underage, and as we learned from that cop letter last week, if you're under 18, they don't do anything.
	They erase it from your record.
	This would be 3.5, the one following the one you just did.
	Like, look at this behavior.
	They just walk in, grab whatever they want, and then if he complains, they just fuck up his store and hit him and destroy more things.
	Look at that.
	I'm right on the edge of clown pilling and blackpilling back and forth.
	Look, when he says, get out of here, this is a problem.
	What you going to do, bitch?
	They threaten to bottle him.
	They knock over a few things.
	I'm going to get some Hennessy.
	Go fuck yourself.
	Like, what is he supposed to do?
	Look, they're going to throw that at him if he doesn't shut his fucking mouth, bitch.
	Spoiled, vindictive, wild animals.
	Look at that.
	And they know there's no repercussions.
	What's he going to do?
	Press charges?
	We already defunded the police, right?
	This isn't even looped yet, has it?
	No.
	And then we have similar behavior in Virginia.
	Oh, this is weird.
	So he punches out, knocks out some white girl, and listen to the way everyone's laughing and going, whoa, shit.
	Again, all of these examples I've been showing you since we started this, can you imagine if the races were reversed?
	And it's ironic because this is the image that they've told us.
	They've said that white supremacy is the biggest problem with this country.
	Matt Walsh.
	No, what's his name again?
	Go to 2.8.
	No, 2.8, Ryan, 2.8.
	Try to remember what the previous number was every time we do these.
	Didn't that delete the purpose of having numbers?
	Matt Walsh.
	Anyway, going into more detail, Garland went on.
	Stop.
	What?
	Doesn't that take away the purpose of having numbers to remember the thing before?
	Because if it was...
	No, I said remember the number before.
	So you just showed 3.6.
	Right.
	So if you hear a number that's in the 20s, you know we're jumping Back.
	Yeah, remembering the numbers, doesn't that take away the convenience of having numbers to call out?
	I'm still calling out the numbers, sir.
	But when I say 3-6, you should be ready for two things: us just following to the next one, which is 3-7, or I jump up.
	So 2-8 should sound different than the previous one we just did.
	Gotcha, gotcha.
	Yeah, I guess you don't get it.
	No, no, no, you don't get it.
	What I'm saying is, we have a number-based system where you're saying, go to 34, and then I have to remember 34 to then go to 35, right?
	But then what's different about that if it's like rape, and then the next one's murder, so I have to remember rape.
	It's still, I have to remember a thing.
	No, so you have to remember that we're going one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
	You're expecting an eight, but if you hear a two, you go, wait a minute, I was expecting an eight.
	This must be way back.
	Right.
	I'm just saying remembering the number is a little difficult sometimes.
	If you say 34 and then we really go down a rabbit hole, I'm like, wait, what was that number again?
	34.
	Okay.
	So I have to think about that while we're talking about it.
	Yeah, that's not rocket science to remember that we're roughly in the 30s.
	Roughly in the 30s is another thing, sure.
	But that's why I got tripped up on the 35 last year.
	So anyway, 28.
	Anyway, going into more detail, Garland went on to claim that, quote, the top domestic violent extremist threat we face comes from racially or ethnically motivated violent extremists, specifically those who advocate for the superiority of the white race.
	In other words, says Garland, the greatest threat we face comes from violent extremists, but not the ones who've been rampaging through our cities, inflicting billions of dollars of damage, blocking traffic, harassing innocent people, and attacking random bystanders.
	Those extremists are often racially motivated themselves, but they're not the ones we should be worried about.
	Instead, according to the people at the highest levels of government, the racially motivated extremists that should attract our attention are the ones who aren't doing anything and are nowhere to be seen.
	Black supremacists can whip up a mob of thousands in an instant and terrorize cities for weeks on end.
	White supremacists can't do anything close to that, probably because they're hampered by the fact that they don't exist for the most part, which is a little bit of a logistical challenge I have found.
	You know, if you want to do something but you don't exist, it presents problems.
	Who's Jason Campbell?
	Wait, wait, let me think.
	Guys like Garland have fabricated.
	Now, perhaps they really are up at night frantically tossing and turning, screaming, no, the white supremacists are coming.
	But I doubt it.
	The people who invent the boogeyman don't actually believe in it themselves.
	It is more that they are politically bound to this conclusion.
	Who's Jason Gett?
	Look at his fucking face.
	Oh, media matters for America, of course.
	So not only are these people convinced that white supremacists are everywhere that when someone denies it, they don't look into the concept.
	They just go, you're insane.
	You don't agree with me.
	Researcher.
	Recovering philosopher.
	What a fucking dork.
	And I've been thinking about this all weekend.
	So the bigotry, right, that we're accused of as white males and conservatives, black conservatives get this shit too.
	Transphobia, homophobia, anti-Semitism, racism, sexism.
	Transphobia exists, yes.
	And trans people are dying.
	They're drug addicts.
	They're getting killed.
	But they're getting killed by blacks.
	And Milo had a guest on who had a whole montage of dozens and dozens of dead trannies.
	And without exception, they were murdered by their crazy black boyfriends.
	They're attracted to drama.
	They do a lot of drugs.
	They're attracted to thugs.
	And then who knows how many times they've gone home with a guy pretending to be a woman and then a dick comes out.
	So yes, transphobia exists, but transphobia is black.
	Homophobia exists.
	It's a Muslim problem, primarily.
	We just had a homo in Iran have his head chopped off by his own family.
	He was on his way out of Iran trying to hide, trying to get away from the homophobia in his land, which is considered a very progressive country, by the way.
	When you talk to people about Iran, they go, no, no, no, like maybe downtown Tehran, but for the most part, it's pretty liberal.
	I mean, look at the soccer players.
	They have tattoos.
	Well, if you're chopping off gays' heads, you're not very liberal.
	So when I think of homophobia, I think of Muslims, blacks, and Hispanics.
	I think white people, American white males, are pretty much at the bottom of the homophobia chart.
	Christians too, MAGA people.
	Even the ones who think, who are so Christian they think gays are a sin, they're going to hell, they don't hate them.
	They go, God will judge that.
	We love you, but we wish you would change your ways.
	You know, Hispanics don't, when you're called a Madicone, it's fighting words.
	Anti-Semitism is blacks, Muslims, white liberals, and even secular Jews.
	When we look at the anti-Semitism going on right now with these Israel attacks, not a lot of MAGA dudes out on the streets with Palestinian flags beating up Jews.
	Jews are getting the shit kicked out of them all over the Western world right now.
	And it's liberals.
	Look at this.
	This is a CNN contributor.
	The world today needs a Hitler.
	Next.
	What?
	Yeah.
	He's still on, by the way.
	Pakistan Court Overton's conviction and killing of American journalist Daniel Pearl.
	So that's, I think, good news to him.
	And there he is with his weird Michael Seraph face.
	Racism, there's a lot of it, I guess, in this country, but it's mostly directed at whites.
	And it's very rarely from whites to other races.
	And then sexism, it's just like all of these are the same, right?
	It's like Muslims, blacks, Hispanics are in the foreground, and it depends on the thing.
	Like I would say, Muslims dominate anti-Semitism and homophobia and sexism, but blacks dominate anti-white racism and transphobia.
	Muslims can't even handle trans.
	It's like too crazy.
	And, you know, they want the left and the media, they want this latent anti-Semitism we're seeing now with Israel to be MAGA.
	One thing I've heard them say is: you're not necessarily pro-Jewish if you're pro-Israel.
	The two are very separate.
	No, they're not.
	They're the exact same thing.
	Israel is the homeland for the Jews.
	If you're anti-Israel, you're anti-Jew.
	Okay?
	And you can't keep rewriting the religion.
	If you're a female rabbi, you're not a rabbi.
	That's fake.
	If you're a pro-choice Catholic priest who's LGBT, you're not a priest.
	That's your own.
	You've made your own little fun version of the religion.
	I'm not against that.
	Go nuts, but it's not the religion.
	It's like the equalizer with the quiflatina.
	That's not the equalizer anymore.
	You changed it.
	It's a thing now.
	Let's look at some of the anti-Semitism going on, though.
	What's this 3-0?
	I mean, there's so much of it.
	Have you seen all the fucking people getting this shit kicked out?
	Oh, we already showed that one.
	Look at 3-1.
	I thought this was funny.
	They've gone so far.
	A lot of Ian Miles Chong tweets.
	I should maybe expand my repertoire a little bit.
	They've gone so far, radically left, that I agree with them now.
	Yes, this is a perfect painting.
	George Floyd is a fake hero, just like Palestinians.
	It's all theater.
	And George Floyd and Palestinians are generally worthless and totally misrepresented by the media.
	George Floyd was a career criminal drug addict who was a threat to society.
	He terrorized people, especially women.
	And he died eating his own drugs and was turned into a hero.
	Palestinians are basically hired by the Arab world to be antagonists to Israel.
	That's their role.
	They can never stop doing that.
	There can never be a deal with Israel.
	Fake victims.
	Woke magazine put out this image.
	Yes, Israel, oh, this was interesting.
	So the big stink you're getting from the media too is Israel blew up AP's office.
	Yeah.
	It was in a Hamas building, and they were warned.
	In fact, Hamas rents out those buildings to the media just so they can get these articles.
	It's called Pollywood over there, Palestinian Hollywood.
	And it's funny because generally the media today is theater, but now we have, this is so meta because it's like theater in theater.
	So what's the first one?
	So stunned.
	Our AP Bureau in Gaza has been destroyed by an Israeli airstrike.
	I'll admit, that sounds pretty bad.
	And then, of course, after providing advance warning to civilians and time to evacuate, IDF fighter jets struck a multi-story building containing Hamas military intelligence assets.
	The building contains civilian media offices, which Hamas hides behind and deliberately uses as human shields.
	I thought this was interesting, too.
	Calgary 33 is...
	Oh, what's that?
	Footage of it?
	Good.
	I'm also, I'm happy to see AP burn.
	They go, they went for Hamas and then they got the media by accident.
	Well, at this point, is there a difference?
	I got in trouble for saying that on Fox once.
	They were talking about the White House correspondent dinner.
	And I was like, what a perfect place for a nuclear bomb.
	You got them all together in one spot.
	They cut it from the show.
	But it was Eric Bowling on, and he was like, what do you think of the correspondence dinner?
	And his next thing was, isn't it exciting?
	What?
	I couldn't imagine anything worse.
	Maybe a gay orgy I'd rather I would want to go to as badly as the White House correspondence dinner.
	Maybe a seminar on Black Lives Matter and why white privilege is the number one problem in society.
	Maybe some sort of woke workshop, but the correspondence dinner would be down there with the Academy Awards.
	All right, that's about enough racism.
	Doot, doot, a doot, boot, boot, do Joe Biden, fuck the police.
	All right, let's do a little bit more, I guess.
	So in the midst of all this chaos, with all this crime in America, Joe Biden's take is fuck the police.
	3-7.
	He had...
	This is such a weird tweet.
	Earlier this week, Joe Biden announced the flags would be flown at half staff tomorrow to honor the men and women in blue who died in the line of duty.
	Today, Friday news dumped that he changed his mind.
	In his opinion, they aren't worthy of lowering the flags.
	This is when crime is at an all-time high.
	Let's see the next one.
	Updated.
	The flags will remain full staff on May 15th.
	Like, what a fucking ship of fools.
	All right.
	See, I always go a little too long with things.
	Let's jump over to the mailbag.
	Zoop, badoop, badoop, badoop, badoop.
	Pink Panther?
	Maybe.
	Zoop, ba-doop, bidoop, bid-doo-boo.
	That's a little different.
	Here's an interesting tweet from a doctor who says, sends us a picture of a tweet, which I highly recommend when it's something remotely controversial because it will get deleted.
	Reverse rape is the refusal to sexually engage with women of the wrong body type and is just as horrific as rape.
	I agree.
	If you don't fuck ones, you're a racist.
	My pet Biden, one million shots.
	Biden gets confused gaslighting on vaccine.
	Put a million shots in the arms of my first 100 days.
	And folks, think back.
	Four months ago, four months ago, was audacious goal that we had to put a million shots in the arms of my first 100 days as president.
	100 million, I should say.
	His first 100 million days.
	That's not so crazy.
	I mean, he's done a lot worse.
	I've become a real snob when it comes to Biden speaking to you.
	You can be picky.
	Yeah, you can afford to really ignore the bottom 40%.
	A video drop from when women are ordering others around.
	Okay.
	No time code.
	All right, Architiers.
	Let's peek around the corner of this cart corral and see what we find.
	We've got the carton.
	It is bad news, bears.
	Lordy, lordy, lordy.
	That's unfortunate here.
	Like we always see, even if she's using the handicap access area, she doesn't think about the next person.
	Yep, right there.
	Unfortunate.
	It's even blocked off.
	I'm lined up.
	That's not where the cars go, man.
	Oh, the front of the store is right there.
	I even walked away from the car corral at the time that I observed this.
	That's not where the cars go.
	Over there.
	Over there.
	What do you even accept?
	It's gone.
	And the cart.
	Oh, where do you go?
	Oh, she didn't want to say hi.
	She just wanted to decent ventilation.
	We're just getting the foot magnet.
	Yeah, that does.
	Because it makes a thud.
	It's a magnet for the Cartnarks.
	It says, I don't overturn my shopping car like a jerk.
	Because what you did is you left your car down here blocking the handicap area.
	Now, I'm going to point you.
	We got a cart corral right over there you can use.
	Did you work for them?
	No, I'm going to work for the cartnars.
	We're a highly trained organization of non-governmental secret agents.
	What are you doing, man?
	That's not nice.
	Now, don't make me call the police over, so don't be there.
	What do you got to tell the police?
	You are bothering me.
	Is that something the police need to be talking about?
	I'm talking, sir.
	You know what you're doing?
	You're bothering people by leaving your cart out.
	Man, if they were close enough, I am handicapped.
	All right, you walked out from the store, right?
	I sure did.
	Why can't you walk back?
	Why can't you?
	Ma'am, I'm not your bitch.
	That's how we're talking.
	I'm sorry, I shouldn't have cussed.
	I apologize.
	Is that how you talking?
	It's inappropriate you ain't talking about it.
	You mean you call the damn police on your ass?
	Are you going to call them to cut yourself?
	Now you hear me cussing.
	You disrespected me, first of all.
	You disrespected everybody, first of all.
	Monkey ball.
	Said I'm not your bitch.
	Is that really disrespectful?
	Don't formally apologize.
	Do I have to be your bitch?
	Excuse me, B-word, but it is because he has to.
	Be your ass up out of here.
	How about you be getting your butt with the cart over to the corner of the store?
	That way, it will be.
	Does he want to get punched?
	Better position for everybody else.
	You don't have to worry about inconveniencing people who also use a handicap access area.
	And you just feel good about yourself as a person, right?
	You feel like you pick up after yourself, you know?
	You feel good.
	It's like, ah, I did the right thing.
	Or you can waste the police this time.
	I don't know what you're going to tell them, though.
	That's the problem I have.
	I have a gentleman here if harassing me.
	That's a lie, by the way.
	My name's Agent A. Maplewood.
	My name's Agent Sebastian.
	Very sexy, also.
	No, I did not say that.
	I said, I. No, I did not.
	That's a lie.
	That is an absolute lie.
	I said, I was not your B-word.
	And they said I'm not going to fit in this floor if you don't get the fuck out of my face.
	That's not nice either, ma'am.
	But by the way, I did not call you that word.
	You know, I got something for you.
	Keep on mouthing me.
	What do you have something for me?
	Why don't you take your ass off?
	I thought you were a handicap.
	You're back with a car.
	I am not.
	This man is harassing me.
	That's a lie, by the way.
	I did not call you the B-word, ma'am.
	I am the B word.
	I said, I was not your B-word.
	Why not lose the mask?
	When you're angry, the germs can't penetrate your face.
	Hey, Gav, found a sick band on YouTube.
	I was wondering if you ever heard of them and what you think of this song only has 40,000 views, and it made me check out the rest of their discography.
	I think they're pretty fucking solid.
	Check them out.
	And it's not Tom McDonald.
	I don't like your victims family.
	Okay, fun stuff.
	Gav, why don't you just dissect Parks and Wreck?
	This show is a shining example of the liberal and leftist mind and agenda.
	Selfish, egotistical, and the most popular character is the actor trying to make fun of conservatives, which backfired because that's the character, Ron Swanson, people relate with.
	Relate to.
	You should break this show down.
	People actually think Leslie Nope is a role model and she's not.
	Uh, no.
	Right?
	I'm not sitting watching a fucking episode of Parks and Wreck.
	No, thank you.
	Gavin Ryan, my husband Kyle and I watch a show every night before bed.
	We love it.
	We've been fans for years.
	He recently finished Ethikol.
	His birthday is May 29th.
	I would love for you guys to give him a shout out.
	I would pay for a cameo, but I know you're not on there.
	His favorite joke is the quiet fart one you tell about when your wife is sleeping, so maybe you could say something funny about it.
	Hey, Kyle, happy birthday.
	Don't fart around your wife.
	Every time you do, a blowjob loses its wings.
	So just...
	Although I had one this morning, I don't use her bathroom, but it's the master bedroom bathroom.
	And I was like, I don't feel like going all the way downstairs, nude, to just take a piss.
	And so I sat down to piss.
	I'm not proud of that, but I don't want to make any noise.
	It's like six in the morning.
	But when you sit down, you start in the morning, your stomach rumbles, and you have these like crank, pink, crank, pa, super far.
	And they're magnified by the bowl.
	So my little quiet pee did not go down very well.
	Free speech bumper with nothing on it, okay?
	Hey, Gavin Ryan.
	Angela Stanton King is a no BS ex-con black conservative who ran for Congress for Atlanta's 5th District and lost, of course.
	But she's always spoken out about anti-LGBT people and the effect they have on the children.
	She was on Dr. Phil talking about how she Will never accept her trans son as a woman.
	Minute one made me LOL.
	Oh, I think I've seen this clip where they told her it was going to be all about politics and it was all about her trans son and them berating her for not loving trans enough.
	I'm telling him, do not catch AIDS and die.
	I actually told him to move out because Javian has had an issue when it comes to schooling.
	Just about every school that he has been to, he's been expelled from for behavior issues.
	So we were on our list.
	If Javian decided to have a sex change and present himself as a woman, I will always, until the day I die, recognize Javian as my son.
	JV?
	I'm hoping to answer because I don't have it, but I'm searching for it.
	But what is your concern?
	I'm very concerned that with his behavior and him identifying with the woman.
	I've seen this one, and she yells in the parking lot about how she got ripped off.
	It reminds me of this documentary I saw about sex workers.
	And it was this lawyer woman who was this radical feminist lawyer.
	And her daughter followed her and helped her.
	And then she goes, Mom, great news, I've become a sex worker, too.
	And the mother, of course, was devastated, bawling her eyes out, crying.
	And I'm just looking at Dr. Phil there going, it's easy for you to sit here and say, why aren't you letting JVN be who she wants to be?
	But I'd like to see you, Dr. Phil, when your son comes home and says, hello.
	Remember the football playing dude that was on Dr. Phil?
	That he comes out and the dad's bawling his eyes out?
	Yeah.
	Dr. Phil dad trans crying.
	And his shoulders?
	Yeah, there he is.
	Brick shithouse.
	Oh, man.
	Yeah.
	I would kill for those shoulders.
	Hey, man.
	If you're not using those shoulders, can I have them?
	Thank you for being here.
	I appreciate it.
	No problem.
	Tell me what you're thinking and feeling right now, Gary.
	I think my son's ridiculous.
	I'm hurt.
	Bad.
	Really bad.
	See, it'd be one thing like if your son dressed up like that once or twice, but you're looking at a turn in the road.
	You're on a journey together and your son does a 90-degree turn.
	I killed your son.
	I killed your son.
	I just want you to know that you didn't do anything wrong.
	You didn't do anything wrong.
	I didn't do anything wrong.
	You did.
	You're rouge.
	You didn't do anything wrong.
	Just a fact.
	You can see this is very raw for you.
	What are your feelings about the impact on your father Gary?
	I'm really hurt, and I was kind of scared, honestly.
	Just seeing his reaction, how I don't know if it was anger or if it was just upset.
	Yeah, there's some anger in there.
	What do you want from him?
	I want him to be okay with me getting double stuffed by black dudes.
	I just want you to understand that this has nothing to do with how you raised me or anything like that.
	And I just want you to be.
	I want you to think I'm pretty patient.
	Hey, Kevin Ryan.
	Angela Stan.
	Oh, yeah, we already did that one.
	Dear Weeping Wise Guy and Faggy Rye Guy, here's a song that'll wet your glands.
	It has and always will have relevance.
	Wasn't this on Sopranos?
	Here's some fucking smart millennial telling me stuff like I'm the young person and he's the old person.
	Gavin, searching with quotes does not just mean search for these words together.
	It means the results must contain the quoted portion verbatim.
	Yeah, I know.
	If you just put the random words in, it means find something with these random words anywhere.
	When you put them in quotes, they have to be in that order.
	So it's not totally retarded to quote a single word if you want to ensure that word is in the results.
	Shut up.
	Tim Russell, possible new show.
	Hey, Govinder and Lord Fagwart of the Fag Domain came across a great interview of you on YouTube and noticed it was posted by a channel called 1719.
	See link below, he says.
	1791, actually, sir.
	Yeah, and I'm familiar with the interviews I've done.
	Yeah.
	This reminded me what an incredibly well-produced channel that was.
	Each video had incredibly well-researched points with beautiful visuals.
	It's such a shame the guys behind it had to quit.
	From what I recall, they couldn't justify the time it took to produce their content for the little revenue they got back.
	Now Milo is parted ways.
	Would it be great to see if these guys would be interested in creating content for sensor.tv?
	Yeah, maybe.
	Let's ask them.
	They did really good work.
	I wonder how much they would charge.
	Those were beautiful, though.
	I wonder what they're doing now.
	You know, guys, you kind of have to make no money for two years before you do get offered.
	Before, like, Blaze says, we'll pay you a fortune to come on.
	Because then you will have garnered a following, too.
	Hey, Gavin, longtime fan, but honestly, I'm at this point in my life where I think science should never have progressed after the 1950s.
	Sometimes I think we should have stopped electricity, honestly.
	Add electricity.
	But here is a video that makes me not only repulsed, but bloodthirsty.
	Love your new sunglasses.
	What are you doing?
	Oh.
	Okay, got it.
	Here are some facts that'll make you think: why do you know that?
	This fact is actually one of my favorites because it never fails to freak people out.
	The blue whale can produce 400 gallons of baby maker, but only 10% of it makes it to the female.
	360 gallons, which is like 9 bathtubs worth, gets unloaded into the ocean.
	See, now I have to ask: why do we know this?
	How do we know this?
	Like, did someone get paid to eyeball it from a respectful distance?
	Or did someone actually have to get lost in a Big Mac sauce in the name of science?
	Four years of marine biology, and that's what it amounts to.
	Couldn't be me.
	I would also like to personally flip off the entire internet for this last fact.
	Because apparently, a blue whale's backdoor fudge factory can stretch to three and a half feet.
	Three and a half feet.
	You know, the average lifespan of an American is 78 years.
	That's about 2 billion.
	Yeah, I was thinking, though, that medicine has gone too far in the sense that we've got the Tower of Babel situation now where we have this DNA database.
	I talked about it before, right?
	Where people won't be able to get health insurance.
	And they'll be...
	The free market will have a bias against them if their DNA results are somehow negative.
	I watched this video last, I'm going back up now.
	I watched this video last week showing a Texas hearing about a bill that prevents discrimination against people that do not want to get vaccinated.
	I think this is a great and important step in preventing government overreach.
	First seven to eight minutes is good.
	What am I supposed to do?
	This is a letter to the show.
	Are we friends?
	You want me to sit here and watch a bill?
	Fuck.
	As the CDC advises that vaccinated people do not have to wear masks, it's causing some businesses to ostracize employees that don't want to get the vaccine.
	Walmart is offering $75 to employees that get the vaccine.
	Other more professional companies are singling out unvaccinated people.
	Also, now, why would companies push a non-FDA approved emergency vaccine on people?
	Why should vaccinated people care if someone else gets vaccinated if they can't get sick?
	These company societal actions are giving more reason for people to try and prevent this discrimination.
	Yeah, yeah.
	It's fucking crazy times, man.
	Crazy times.
	In the episode where you showed that ridiculous woke army commercial, I'm calling bullshit.
	The girl claims to be a college graduate, yet she went in enlisted.
	That makes no sense.
	Once you have a four-year degree, you can become an officer and make at least twice as much money.
	Why would anyone go enlisted if they have a degree?
	Also, the Army is full of foreigners and retards.
	Every time I ever dealt with the Army as a U.S. Marine, I just really, I learned that very late, that Marines don't consider themselves in the military.
	I was dealing with someone who barely spoke English.
	You can join the military and speed up your citizenship, which brings in large number of foreign military members to the Army and Navy.
	As a veteran of war movies, I'm sure you already knew these facts.
	I did not know these facts.
	But isn't it funny how every time there's a Twitter expose, we, the guy has an accent?
	Like all this Project Veritas undercover stuff is all like, think about Facebook, buddies.
	We're trying to make it to control the narrative and all that stuff, you know, dude.
	Okay, last one.
	Gavin and Ryan, I've seen you guys give shots and found real gems from people.
	You have Lotus, who is amazing.
	John Ryan is great.
	You have the young but very bright self.
	Isn't it weird that we have all these people contacting us about our business?
	And it's discussed on the chat and stuff.
	Like, mind your own fucking business.
	What if I?
	Like, we're here.
	I'm happy to entertain you and try to have an informative show where we don't go off of tangents and stuff.
	But like, how's your site coming along?
	How's your business coming along?
	We went from zero to 25,000 subs.
	I think we got it.
	That's in a war, basically, where we're getting sued, payment processors shut down, all kinds of shit.
	We have to hide our office.
	I get attacked on the street.
	I mean, I haven't been attacked on the street, but you know what I mean?
	Racist piece of shit.
	Yelled at.
	John Miranda was not great.
	Amazing the talent and show censored finds and develops have either seen this 17-year-old patriotic rodeo queen called the savvy truth.
	She's on TikTok, TikTok, Instagram, and Rumble.
	She's very smart and pretty tough.
	She's a Texas girl, of course.
	Here is her channel on Rumble.
	I thought, man, this guy, blah, blah, blah, this should be good for that.
	There's another.
	Okay, so let's see the Savvy Truth.
	What are you doing?
	I was prepping the final video, and unfortunately, they have not accepted my thing.
	So...
	Oh, that's Grindface 2?
	Yeah.
	And so this one is...
	You red-flagged it, right?
	Not yet.
	Now it is.
	It's from Templar.
	Got it.
	This kid is a gem.
	Wow, this is great.
	Thanks.
	Let's look at it.
	Maybe there's another one that's not terrible.
	Men are superior to women, and women are to be submissive to men.
	There's absolutely no violence.
	I can't tell if you're purposely lying or genuinely ignorant, but either way, my heart breaks for you.
	1 Corinthians 11 talks about the headcomings that men and women wore while praying and that they are literally equal as seen in 11 through 13.
	1 Ephesians isn't a thing, but Ephesians 5.22 says, wife, submit your respect to your husbands just as you do to the Lord.
	But if you look 3 verses down, it says, husbands, love your wife, Jesus Christ, love the church, and what about this other one?
	Charista Hoeker.
	Huger.
	Got the video lady?
	Ram doesn't really do much videos.
	She loves to report on stories, but what the fuck?
	What are you sending me?
	This is just a pretty young girl who's semi-patriotic.
	And what am I supposed to do with this?
	Is look at pictures of a young girl like a fucking simp?
	God, what a waste of a fucking letter.
	Does she got reels?
	Okay, what's this?
	No, the final video is not on Grindface, is it?
	Final video yeah poop.
	They're taking a long ass time to validate your boar.
	Wait, I have an idea.
	Play the final video thing.
	So I was going to show you a video of this woman puking while paragliding.
	And I didn't realize this.
	There's tons and tons of videos of people puking while skydiving.
	I guess you're on vacation, you're partying like crazy, and so you're kind of hungover.
	And then when you're about to die, your body thinks you're dying, you're going to fucking get overwhelmed.
	And I thought, I don't want to show that to you because I swear to God, the studio smells like puke right now.
	Because I had looked up a bunch of puke videos and smell like.
	So why make you puke?
	I think that should be a new rule on this show.
	No puke videos.
	New rule.
	New rule.
	From now on, the only time you will see Barf on this show is if it's crucial to the story and has to be seen.
	This is not at all gross.
	This video I'm going to show you.
	Just a guy climbing, but fuck man.
	How did he do that?
	He's very strong.
	I can almost understand that.
	This gets confusing.
	What is that part?
	What?
	What?
	This guy could escape from prison.
	Now it's pretty smooth sailing.
	But boy, you better have some strong fingies.
	Yeah, that's all grip strength.
	Look, his whole body was being held by his fingers there.
	Pretty, pretty.
	Oh, that's pretty good.
	No, that's not fair.
	You used a little trampoline thing right in the beginning.
	That's cheating.
	I could do that.
	No, that's a mat, so when he falls backwards, he doesn't die.
	Wow, okay.
	Thank you for tuning in to the show, folks.
	We'll be working on the new studio, bringing in new shows.
	Josh Denny's show should be ready any second now, maybe today.
	Nice.
	That's pretty exciting.
	I don't want to give anything away, but I'm going to give it all away.
	He's doing like John Oliver's the week, last week's news tonight, but it's next week's news.
	So he'll be telling you what's going to be happening.
	He'll be guessing and predicting the news over the next week.
	But yeah, that's sort of the theme of today's show is that I guess, yes, there is bigotry.
	Not a lot, but it does exist.
	But the people you're blaming it on are the ones the least responsible.
	So if you really want to delve into bigotry, if you really, really want to stop hate, I'm afraid the people you're blaming for it are going to be at the very end of your list.
	And I'm confused as to why that bothers you.
	Like when they found out that that kid, the black kid, escaped with the ankle bracelet and then went and killed a four-year-old.
	Why did they want that to be MAGA?
	Why when they saw it was a black dude did they go, oh, shit.
	Why were they so happy when January 6th happened?
	Why were they so happy when Heather Heyer died?
	It's a bizarre phenomenon.
	We'll get to the bottom of it eventually.
	It's got something to do with white guilt, black failure, white guilt.
	There's a million things going on there.
	But it's not natural.
	It's not normal.
	And white people are the only ones who do it.
	White people are the only ones dying to be culpable.
	Everyone else is avoiding blame.
	So we're very unique in that sense.
	Anyway, we'll see you tomorrow.
	Same time, same place.
	In the interim, get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.
	And never stop fighting.

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