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May 7, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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GOML LIVE #97 | FREE SPEECHES (Part 1)

After mocking some terrible movies, we check in on the state of free speech and realize the powers that be are determined to punish us for wanting to listen to someone else.

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To keep the people apart.
But the sad thing is I'm afraid today for now live from New York.
It's get off my lawn with Gavin McInnes to keep people apart Fuck that shit.
*Cheering* Some big drum and bass party in London or fucking nearby London where they're
They play a warning from the local government saying we need to stay apart.
And they say, fuck that shit.
Great follow though.
Worst lag in the history of lagging.
I believe so.
That's on you, dude.
It's terrible, huh?
That looks bad on you.
I suppose it does.
How's that coming along?
I think we're in month three of this problem?
We've, uh, I believe we've ordered the damn thing.
You better fucking pray to your mother's wet socks that the new TriCaster solves this problem.
The new TriCaster, yes.
Before we get started with the show, let's talk about tactical walls.
They built us that shelf where we move the thing and then the thing comes down.
They display your guns in a beautiful manner.
I've noticed when people buy guns, they're like tattoos.
You know, you buy one and you just, you have to keep buying.
No one has one gun.
Everyone, especially in a state where you can have guns, like Arizona, Florida, there's about 38 cool states with guns.
And they just keep building them up, building them up.
So you might as well rather have them in a big pile in your safe.
If you live in a great state, Have them on the wall.
But if you don't have guns, you can also do sports shit.
Like, look at that.
You've got your baseball section.
You've got your skiing section.
Pretty much any sort of collection you can beautifully display in your mudroom with all your stuff.
We'd like to welcome Tactical Walls.
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And that graphic in the corner is the shelf they made me.
Which I guess I'm giving away.
No, I don't mean for free.
I mean, as far as the secret goes.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
So, like, when the FBI comes to my house, they go, uh, we're just going to slide this over here and then... Good thing I'm only hiding booze in it.
I was going to open the show with Pat Benatar and her terrible song, Stop Using Sex as a Weapon.
I kind of regret it.
I think I should have made that song, the opening song.
Pat Benatar looks like shit.
She looks like a trashy... She looks like who your dad cheated with in the 80s that ruined the marriage and then they only dated for like four months and then your dad wanted your mom back and she already moved on.
She looks like a short-haired whore.
That's not her there.
Is that guy using sex as a weapon?
He's a victim.
No, he's using sex as a weapon.
She just kicked him to the curb.
He's not very sexy.
His arsenal is pathetic.
Yeah.
No, I think he was victimizing her.
Oh, I guess he... Wait, what's going on?
Are old ugly dudes using sex as a weapon or hunks?
By the way, you know that hot prosecutor I liked?
Yeah.
I forget her name, but we got a letter.
From a guy who says, I DJ'd at her party.
And she's a party chick, boobs flopping all over the place.
Not like her tits hanging out, but like sexy times.
And her husband is a hunk!
You'll be happy to hear.
Everything worked out with her.
Duh.
How could her husband not?
If her husband, if she was unmarried or hunkless, I would be furious.
Anyway, the reason I was going to play Pat Benatar, stop using sex as a weapon, is because if you check 1-7, a man has just been arrested for using his colostomy bag as a weapon.
National man arrested and charged for using colostomy bag as a weapon, Nicholas Newhart, who you should avoid at all costs.
Wait, what does it say on his forehead?
What?
It looks like a different language.
I can't read your forehead, sir.
But go back.
I mean, go out.
Nicholas Newhart of Nashville, which is his street name, has been hit with a bunch of charges after threatening police officers on Saturday with what turned out to be a full colostomy bag.
That's gross.
Um, I'm not that familiar with colostomy bags.
Sometimes when you poo, it's just like diarrhea.
But sometimes when you poo, it's a log.
It's true.
Does a log go into the colostomy bag?
Maybe they have some sort of medicine that- Colostomy bag?
Eww.
Sounds like it's going to get clogged.
It just sort of pushes out, you know those Play-Doh sets where you push down and they grow hair and you can cut their hair?
Yeah.
Maybe you just push a squirty toothpaste, it's like squishing a toothpaste tube.
It would have been a log if you had a normal anal-lip scenario in your toilet, but in a colostomy bag it gets squeezed through.
Like what about a sausage maker?
That's what a colostomy bag is.
But the sausage is a weapon.
Make your own colostomy bag sausages.
Wait, go back to that article, please.
Make your own sausages?
Fuck you.
Nicholas Newhart of Nashville, street name, has been hit with a bunch of charges.
Threatening officers.
Newhart has since been charged with intoxication, blah blah blah.
He's drinking at Kid Rock's bar in Nashville.
Wow.
Security asked him to move and he refused.
He then became combative.
Why do you think he has a colostomy bank?
I think he was trying to fuck himself with a light bulb and it broke. - Wow. - He started swinging it around, attempting to use it as a weapon.
Wow.
That is super gross.
It reminds me of a video I saw recently, an anal sex instruction video, that was very clean and safe for work.
So I thought I'd share it with you here.
You relax your anus, right?
And the penis goes near the anal lips.
It waits until there's sort of an invite.
The anal anus then expands.
Penis goes in, right?
And this is the most important part.
After the penis goes in, the anus must close and seal the penis inside.
Yeah.
Did you know that?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I've done anal like a couple of times.
Um, I saw this movie last night, Without Remorse, with Michael B.J.
He's got that nickname because he performed fellatio so well.
Actually, I always assumed Michael B. Jordan was gay.
He lives with his mama.
Like you're a fucking gazillionaire and you live with your mama?
My mom's.
My mommy.
But he's got some hot girlfriend we had on another show, who looks great.
Very voluptuous, pulchritudinous broad.
But this movie stinks so bad, it's amazing.
It's Tom Clancy's Without Remorse.
He's smart to stick his name on everything.
But you can tell it was written about white people, right?
The CIA's trying to start a war with Russia.
Russia's the new bad guys in action films, which I'm fine with.
Fuck Russia.
Good.
I wish it was China, obviously, but I'll take Russia.
The Middle East would be even better, but fine, Russia it is.
They just have to choose a white guy, like Bob Odenkirk's Nobody movie.
It's those damn Russian mobsters doing home invasions.
So sick of that!
Get out of my house, Ustrovorsvik!
So in this movie, the CIA is starting a war by attacking Michael B. Jordan, among others, with Russian agents.
And then the Americans are attacking random Russian people, trying to start the First World War type of scenario, where the dude with the mustache was the catalyst to start a world war.
Because they need the money.
But with blacks, it got woke.
The conversion from Tom Clancy's stupid book that boomers read on the plane to the movie added a whole woke element.
And you're like, what?
And there's this really irritating scene where Michael B. Jordan in this short haired lesbian looking, I don't know, lieutenant woman?
She's sitting there and he says, they kill his wife and kid, of course.
He goes, we work for a country that hated us because we knew what it could become.
Thanks.
Thanks, Michael B.J., for doing us the courtesy of working for a racist, horrible country because you knew it had potential.
That's literally what they said.
We worked for this country because we knew what it could become.
But then he goes, but they crossed the line.
They brought it to my house.
And then, so they, they go to Russia to like, I don't know, get revenge on the people who killed his wife, which is actually doing exactly what the CIA wanted you to do, so that was stupid.
But then they're on the lam in Russia, because they get shot down, as you can just see right there.
So it's like this military cabal wandering around Russia, right?
And three of them are, two of them are black.
It's like they're not going to stick out.
Now I'm sure in his book the guy was white.
So that's fine.
That makes sense.
A white guy disappeared into Russia.
This is a cool scene.
He gets in a flaming car and makes him confess.
And the windows are cracking and stuff.
I mean obviously it's a high budget action movie.
There's going to be some cool spots.
But again.
Wokeness ruins everything.
You know that Cyndi Lauper song.
Money ruins everything.
We should do a... Wokeness!
Wokeness ruins everything!
It ruins everything.
Money changes everything.
Money changes everything.
Why do men watch action movies?
Because we want to have a dumb fantasy.
We've been worrying about our families all day.
We've been trying to make money, fixing problems, putting out fires.
We come home, we just want to see some bad guys get their heads blown off.
That's what sports used to be too, but... Sports is woke.
Can't leave that untouched.
Gotta inject that.
Well I read that the NFL is gonna punish people for wearing Black Lives Matter gear.
Nice.
Bullshit.
Oh really?
Bull fucking shit.
Can you imagine some guy getting a fine for wearing a Black Lives Matter shirt?
Stadiums would burn.
Oh my god.
It would be fucking nuts.
It would be insane.
Well the Olympics though, it looks like they're gonna keep up with that.
And as I was on a show today, America's Voice.
Are you familiar with that network?
It's like the new up and comer with Newsmax and One America News.
And we were both, me and the host were like, who does this benefit?
No one wants it.
You're not helping.
Also in the news, Jake Paul versus Meriwether.
I'm not watching this.
I don't fucking care.
He ruined it.
Sorry, this is 2-2.
Oh, Meriwether.
Meriwether?
So they're talking shit, I guess.
Let's make it happen.
I'm a old boy.
One night.
Got your hat.
That's actually funny.
You gotta listen.
I knew that would happen.
See, Jake Paul comes from jackass culture, and Floyd Mayweather is an old-school boxer, so these two worlds should not have met ever.
When worlds collide.
But I'm kind of more of the jackass generation, so I think this is...
I hate Jake Paul, but this is funny.
That's like got you It's cute He got punched in the face by his security guards.
And it's even funnier to take it seriously.
So, like, he played the perfect straight man.
What are his pants?
What's going on with his pants?
Are they chaps?
They have garbage bags on them?
Doesn't Jake Paul have, like, a crew of playas, too?
They both got a crew of playas, yo.
Why aren't his playas beating up his playas?
I don't give a shit.
I actually regret showing this on the show.
I'm worried this might be a bad show.
I don't know.
I got a lot done today, I'm very tired.
Not tired, but like, I spent a lot of my chi.
You know, the thing is, a lot of people would probably not seek this sort of shit out on their own, so I think this is the most interesting part of this whole culture.
2-3 is another angle of it.
I like it.
I like it.
There's gotta be other people like it.
And I like it too!
More head trouble.
This is so stupid and embarrassing. - Thank you.
What a waste of time.
I'm not watching that because I don't trust Jake Paul.
I don't know if it will be a real fight.
I don't think the fights last time with Triller or whatever the fuck they're called, I don't believe any of those fights.
So I won't, even if Floyd Wayweather gets knocked out in the first round, And is lying there going, what the fuck happened?
What a great punch.
I won't believe it.
Conversely, if he knocks out Jake Paul in the first round, I won't believe it.
You guys blew it.
Holy shit, he changed his name to Gotcha Hat.
That's pretty funny.
Hi, I'm Jake Paul and you're watching Disney Channel.
That's looking great.
But there's a Canelo fight this Saturday that will be a great fight.
I fought this guy today who was a fly.
He's a featherweight, and obviously I'm not even remotely close to his league, but he fights old men like me to see if he can go three rounds without getting hit once.
I think I punched him one time.
But just like, whoosh, whoosh.
Like, my punches were this slow to him.
So he would just, he wouldn't just get out of the way, he would sort of like do a funny little gesture.
And that's what Canelo's good at.
Look at Canelo, look up Canelo fucking slipping.
He's, I think he might be the best fighter in the world.
He's magic, and I'm mad at him for not speaking English.
Look, he's a little Irishman who can't speak English.
He's gotta be white, right?
Some dude I know says, oh, it's because they used the Irish as involuntary soldiers in the Spanish-American War or something.
And then they stayed there.
Look at him.
That's who I was fighting today.
You know what I mean?
Look at that.
Zero connections.
He's fucking incredible.
I have a stupid theory.
Mexicans are great boxers because it's hot there.
And they never overheat.
So they train at 110 degrees.
And for us, when anything gets above 75, we start freaking the fuck out.
Let's dive into, we're going to have some calls shortly.
Oh, shoot, we have to do the mid-roll.
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Alright, we have ten minutes before we go behind the paywall.
I've got a fuck-ton of shit to talk about.
Racism, of course, is big.
Let's squeeze in a little free speech diddly-dong.
Do we have a free speech bumper?
I believe we do.
Let's see.
Let's see if we do.
Every time I think of a bumper I think of like, FREE SPEECH DUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUD In the world.
I thought I just came up with that idea.
No, you didn't.
It's been a while.
Are you serious?
I did.
Wow.
Amazing.
Well, you're consistent.
How's that?
Remember Kale?
We used to do sports talk.
Hartman?
Yeah, when David Cass was you.
And I go, yeah, sports graphics.
And I go, sports talk!
Sports talk!
And I go, that's kind of a funny bumper.
Yeah, I guess you like Wayne's World?
And I go, oh, is it similar to Wayne's World?
And he goes, it's exactly the same as Wayne's World.
I presumed that was an homage.
And I'm like, oh yeah, I guess it is similar.
The feminism is cancer.
Guys, I've been doing this media shit since 1992.
I was in bands before that in 88.
So what you're seeing is an old cow being put out to pasture.
Don't expect original concepts anymore.
Although I am going to do a green screen of 10 things I don't get.
Sports Talk!
Sports Talk!
Yeah!
Didn't occur to me that's Wayne's World.
You even say party time, excellent.
I didn't have a sidekick.
You're wearing a hat that says Wayne's World.
It's blonde hair.
So let's do, yeah, free speech.
We got a free speech diddly before we go behind the paywall, then we'll do the usual.
How did this woman get a job?
What is she doing in America?
Why are academics so bad at thought?
Your job as an academic, as a teacher, as an associate professor, is to help people think.
And you should start with the five logical fallacies, like straw man argument, ad hominem, guilt by association, all those basics.
Get those out of the way.
And then teach them like the whole free speech thing.
You know, you can't yell fire in a crowded theater.
That whole myth.
All of those basics.
Just the basics.
And then you see this woman interrupt Fleckus and this dude.
By the way, baseball superstar Bryce Harper follows Fleckus.
Everyone hates Bryce, but I like him.
He's a conservative.
He's based.
Based Harper, they ought to call him.
True that.
True that.
Michael Knowles is appearing at what university?
I don't know.
Some stupid university.
And Fleckus is interviewing the guy who's putting on the Michael Knowles talk.
Which is illegal, verboten.
You may not interview the guy doing a free speech thing.
This is what I don't get about life.
I'm going to put that on my don't get list.
Actually, I guess I kind of get it, but people who don't leave people alone.
Politics is two types of people.
People who want to be left alone and people who won't leave those people alone.
Like, if there's a talk going on, if there was a talk about football.
I don't like football.
It's not my cup of tea.
I respect it.
I understand that it's innate to the fabric of American society.
Best of luck to you.
When it's on and at a bar, I'll check it out, sort of.
Not really watching it.
But if there was a huge lecture on the NFL and concussions and the future of the Philadelphia Eagles, I'd just be like, Wish you guys nothing but the best.
I'll be downstairs at the pub.
Come by after and say hi.
I'll buy you a shot.
Like, why would I go, what the fuck?
This is not cool.
There's concussions.
They hit their heads.
I just, I don't get it.
It's like Sebastian Maniscalco goes when he says, I go to a restaurant and I just, I sit there and I go, the tuna sucks.
Let's get the fuck out of here.
But to come home and then to write a Yelp about how bad the restaurant was.
Ain't nobody got time for that!
I mean maybe if it's a plague and it's indicative of something like you found out they're using rat meat.
Which my friend Tim told me he came across.
Oof.
He was getting Chinese food in Brooklyn about 20 years ago.
No, maybe 15.
And as he was eating his meat, I'm gonna barf if I tell this story.
Write it down, I'll tell it.
As he was eating his meat, he came across some ribs.
Which is fine.
Bulls have ribs.
I've never seen somebody scared of what's about to come out of their own mouth.
The ribs were like this big.
Like fish sized.
But they were ribs.
They were mammal ribs.
I feel bad too.
Oh my god, my stomach feels bad.
And so he's eating and he's like, oh fucking hell.
You know Tim, right?
What are you doing with these crazy D's?
And he goes, that's not a fucking cow.
That's a rat.
And so he calls the Chinese place, and they go, no, he's not around.
He goes, I've got a bone here.
I've literally got a bone to pick with you.
And then, so now we're getting in the groove of the show, 25 minutes in.
So some Chinese guy comes by, and he's like, I need your ticket.
I need a ticket.
Ticket back.
We give you a refund.
We give you a refund.
And he shows up to get it back.
And Tim's like, no, I'm not giving you back.
But the craziest part of it was, oh, look, British expat.
That's fucking weird.
That's fucking weird.
This is not the guy.
Maybe British people are the only people smart enough to notice that ribs are not meant to be this big.
Because in the dark ages they used to eat rats or something and it's hereditary?
I don't know.
What?
I don't know.
No, they have a better education system, you absolute putrid retard.
That too.
No, they remember the bubonic plague.
So he said, no, I'm not giving it back to you.
And then he never did anything about it.
And then he said to me, I go, I contacted him about like three days later and I go, uh, I'm still having nightmares every night, covered in sweat, having to get up, uh, and like have a shower from what you told me about those fucking ribs.
And he goes, I mean, it's basically the same meat.
It's not a big deal.
I think sometimes rats are good for you.
Okay, dude.
Whatever you have to tell yourself.
You know he's lying to himself to feel better about that.
Maybe.
Hell yeah.
I couldn't summon anger from him.
He's just like, yeah, it is what it is, mate.
Whatever.
No.
Anyway, so this is Fleckus talking to the organizer of it and Michael Knowles.
I love Michael Knowles, by the way.
I'm gay for him.
I actually fucked him at a party once.
I don't want to call him benign because that sounds insulting, but he's not controversial at all.
In fact, if it was 2004, he'd definitely be known as a liberal.
I think he was known as a liberal in 2004.
He just dared not to get on the woke train.
I had an argument with my friend, Leslie, and she's like, you're the only friend of ours from back then who hasn't evolved, who hasn't progressed.
I'm like, that's normal, Leslie.
I'm 50.
I'm a dad.
You're supposed to have pretty much the same views you had when you were 35.
Anyway, check it out.
Taking classical liberal ideas out and replacing them with socialism and radical progressivism, to be honest.
And it's hard to keep up because, like you said, you can't be a Democrat.
You can't be on the left and be pro-life anymore.
Hello.
Hi.
I'm Austin.
I'm enjoying the conversation.
Cool.
What do you want to talk about?
I just want to see what you...
Whoa, whoa, stop.
Oh, OK.
Did that guy go like this?
Oh.
I can't fucking deal with this.
He's like, that's all you.
Wait, what is that?
Is this where we are as a society?
Hello.
Hi.
I'm Austin.
I'm enjoying the conversation.
Cool.
What do you want to talk about?
I just want to see what you're talking about.
Stop.
Dude, that's huge.
It's huge.
Stop.
Freeze.
This is the real problem here.
I bitch about women a lot on this show.
And racism and liberals.
Men with balls, we need to do some cleaning up here a little bit.
We're cucks.
We're letting some woman walk all over us because we don't want trouble.
I don't want any issues.
Sorry, sorry.
Look at this story.
Pause that, right?
But go to 1-6.
Look at this cuck.
So, their fucking stupid dog bit their kid.
I'm a child of the 70s.
Look at that dumb Spuds McKenzie pitbull.
Dog bites your kid, it's just, it doesn't even, there's no discussion.
The dad takes the dog to the backfield with his .22, pops him in the head, digs a hole.
Kids cry at the end.
I mean, you're over it the next day.
But this was a major ordeal.
This family got in trouble because they killed the dog or had him put down.
I just would have shot the dog that afternoon.
Immediately after.
I probably just let it throw it right there.
Uh, and feel nothing.
If my stupid dog, Leroy, and Leroy, if you're watching right now, if you bite any of my children without a second thought, With my heart rate not even increasing.
I will take you outside, I'll step on you, I'll put my spade, and I don't mean a black man, on your throat, and I'll just go chunk!
The first chunk will take your head off.
I won't be mad at all, by the way.
I'll be minimizing the spills.
Then I'll dig a hole in our backyard, and I'll put you in it, and I'll bury it, and we can have a little ceremony, whatever.
That's it?
That's not remotely unusual.
That's what cave people have been doing.
This has been a non-mentionable act, and when I say non-mentionable, I mean irrelevant, like you had a poo-poo.
This has been a poo poo from cave days till 2010.
So for a long fucking time.
200,000 years.
And now we're like, don't.
You should give it therapy.
What should I do with this stupid dog?
That's what I'm saying.
If you give it away.
No one wants it.
Don't put it in the pound.
It's going to go bite another kid.
Right.
And you'll notice these rescue things.
When you go there, they're like, you go, what's it doing here?
And they go, I don't know.
It just arrived here.
Really?
Or did it bite a fucking kid?
And you don't want to give it a curse?
I think you're responsible for that, too.
If it, like, attacks somebody and then attacks somebody again, you're responsible for that.
Well, the rule is, if another person's dog bites your kid, you just call the cops and they cart it away and have it killed.
I'm fine.
Like, who has a problem with that?
Are dogs more important than children in modern American society?
Because that's not a good vibe.
What are you looking up?
Leeroy.
Oh.
Yeah.
So go back to that.
So she's saying, look, I had to kill the dog.
I'm sorry.
By the way, why are you making this public?
This is 1-6.
But look at his face.
He just sits there with his cuck face while she explains everything.
Not that I need any explanation for you killing some inbred monster that bit your child.
Why is she running the machine?
Why is she driving the boat?
Why is she explaining everything?
Oh, they've taken it down, have they?
Yep.
Look at his face.
Look at that third thumbnail.
Hey, I'm sorry.
She's explaining everything for me though.
It reminds me of, speaking of cucks, this is very NSFW.
Do we put this video on anything on Bramble or anything?
Yeah, we might want to save this.
Okay, we'll save that.
But I was looking at pictures of Hedonism 2 where guys have the local Jamaicans fuck their wives at a resort and then take pictures of it.
And you're just like, why?
Hedonism 2?
Paying a black man to fuck your wife is hard to comprehend.
So what is this?
Play the audio.
This is somebody talking about... Would you like it after they put the dog down?
Well, that's annoying too, though.
Like, are they lying?
This is somebody talking about...
So disgusting.
It's like, not only did they make this video, but they did a Instagram photoshoot prior to putting the dog down.
They did a...
Would you like it after they put the dog down?
Well, that's annoying too, though.
Like, just kill...
This is a problem with social media too.
All right, anyway, sorry.
Long tangent.
We're going to go back to the Fleckas and the British woman arguing about free speech, where she claims free speech isn't hate speech.
Just to be mean, I'm going to play some of this and then pause it and go behind the paywall.
That's the kind of dickhead I am.
I want to keep you wanting more.
You can't be a Democrat.
You can't be on the left and be pro-life anymore.
Hello.
Hi.
I'm Austin.
I'm enjoying the conversation.
Cool.
What do you want to talk about?
I'm out.
We're talking about free speech on campus and how bringing a conservative on campus has resulted in some flak and some backlash from some of the students and talking about sharing multiple ideas and kind of hearing both sides and engaging in free speech and dialogue on campus and how important that is.
Do you agree?
I think it's a difficult question.
I'm interested in what you have to say.
About what specifically?
Free speech or that's what we were talking about.
Michael Knowles or free speech or are you here for the... My original entry into this conversation was to find out what you are talking about.
That's why you're here, right?
You want to... He just told you?
Yeah, so talk about it.
Okay, that's an interesting way to approach people.
We're asking you to support free speech.
That's what we're basically asking.
I don't have to answer your questions?
You know what's great about Flekas is his background is football.
So he has, he enjoys confrontation and he's unflappable.
Great adrenaline control.
My son today was fighting with his black friend on the trampoline, and this is gonna sound racist, but my experience has been that black people, especially young black people, tend to be more agile.
They can do backflips before white people can.
Am I a cuck?
Anyway, my youngest boy was trying to play fight with this young African American gentleman, and he was fucking whooping his ass.
And that would make my son angrier and angrier.
And my wife was like, all right, I think we can, let's slow it down a bit, that's getting a bit intense.
I go, honey, this is what boys do.
Someone's learning a lesson here.
And so I was watching them fight, and it was funny because they were trying to throw each other, and you're looking at two people who weigh 50 pounds.
Yeah.
And my boy was getting madder and madder and madder the more he lost, and it was several little mini fights, right?
They sort of invented this game where you whip the ball at the guy's head, and then you throw him on the ground.
This is in a trampoline though.
So they're throwing each other around in the cage match.
My wife's getting super nervous and I'm like They're on a trampoline in this like with with a bouncy mesh thing.
They're not pounding each other Let it go And then he said something hilarious in the car I go I go that was good Adrenaline control.
That's the key people get mad when they lose I was I was You know, I didn't want it to hurt their friendship.
Like, look, you guys are fighting.
That's fine.
You're play fighting.
Not a big deal.
You guys should be friends tomorrow.
And then he goes, the black kid as I was driving home, he goes, he had a bad attitude.
And so I beat him up.
And then he goes, anyone with a bad attitude, bring them to me and I'll beat them up.
That's what he said?
Yeah.
That's funny.
I go, what about her?
And there's some woman, like old lady, walking, he's like, yep.
Anyone with a bad attitude bring me... His dad's a cop.
I wonder if that's like genetic or if he's learning from his dad.
But anyway, I'm fine with it.
By all means, we need more young kids fighting.
It's perfectly healthy.
Why?
I mean, monitor it.
Make sure there's no like, face ripping.
But it wasn't.
They were actually very civil with each other.
And my boy had a little suck attack at the end.
That's also a big part of learning.
Let's watch a tiny bit more. - I guess you don't support it then? - Of course I support free speech, but there is a difference between free speech and hate speech, I'm sure you're okay.
- Okay, stop, what is the?
You're an assistant professor, You work at this school.
God knows how you got a visa.
I hope one of your parents is American because if we're giving visas to foreigners to teach our kids and they don't even know that there's not a difference Between free speech and hate speech.
Sorry.
Free speech is not to argue the Beatles versus the Stones.
Free speech, much to my chagrin, includes NAMBLA.
Free speech includes arguing with people who want to fuck kids.
Free speech includes race and IQ.
Free speech includes the Holocaust.
Free speech, Holocaust denial.
Free speech includes all of the most horrible things you can imagine.
It's the free market of ideas.
I'm sorry.
Free speech includes are Scottish people cheap?
The answer is yes.
But they should have a Scottish person there debating that and proving the opposite.
Obviously or you wouldn't need to fight for it.
No one on earth has a problem with the discussion of the Rolling Stones versus the Beatles.
So there's no need to discuss that.
But when things get uncomfortable, like should we defund the police?
You'll notice, by the way, the hate speech is fine when it's anti-cop, anti-white, anti-western, anti-American.
No one has a problem on campus with burning the flag.
Anti-Israel, that's great.
Let's harass an Israeli, that's fine.
If you want to do an Israeli talk at that school, I mean, you better have security.
But that's okay.
You can attack Michael Knowles, that's okay.
Isn't it ironic she's talking about when free speech is not allowed and she is policing Michael Knowles' free speech?
You come across as a bitch.
That's kind of what the guy did, just put above his head something.
That's what that dude should have said with the tie there.
You... come across as a bitch.
Why does Fleckus wear that reflective gear?
I don't know, it's funny.
Or the spoon on the phone, I never got that.
The spoon's gone, unfortunately.
He's got the little spoon there.
No he doesn't, you retard.
It's on the back of the phone.
He always carries a mini spoon on the back of his phone.
Okay, that doesn't count.
Oh, okay.
But there is a difference between free speech and hate speech.
I'm sure you're aware.
And what is the difference?
I'm sure you're aware.
The difference is one is oppressing people, and the other one is just having your say.
Do you think there's a legal difference?
I'm not answering your questions.
Now you're harassing me.
We're not harassing you.
Well, you approached me.
I was just standing here having an interview with this nice young man.
I'm standing here asking you a question.
What was the question you asked me?
I asked you, what are you talking about?
You seem very unable to talk about it, which is a little bit strange.
It's not true.
Well, I have an event.
I know you're going to stop by.
You're welcome to ask the speaker.
And I'll see you there.
He's trying to get away from her.
I also support our protestor in the back.
What do you support specifically?
Do you think that anti-immigrant rhetoric is violent?
By the way, that woman that you're looking at, she seems like a pretty girl.
I'm looking at Satan.
I cannot imagine someone I abhor more than her.
I want to run from her.
Like the worst racist in the world seeing a black guy.
No, that's different because he hates him.
I don't hate her.
I do hate her, obviously, but I, I just, I want to get away.
Like if I saw her in public, I would run.
She's capable of anything.
Run.
It's not even fear.
It's just like, yuck.
Like, you know, when someone hates pickles or something, you know, when they have Maury Povich and they're scared of balloons or something like that.
And then they bring out balloons.
Or pickles or some weird thing like snails.
She's a snail for me.
She's a rib cage that's in Chinese food.
Yeah.
If Maury Povich brought her out and I was on, I would start crying and running away and trying to... the cameras would follow me down the hallway.
Like, what's wrong?
What's wrong?
And I go, get away!
Stop!
I was, you know, with your co-host of Compound Uncensored, I was just watching Opie and Anthony, where they go through all the Maury things.
And I just watched that shit.
And he's an asshole.
He's like, oh, you're afraid of marshmallows?
Bring out the marshmallows!
And then he yells at the- No he's not.
That's good TV, and she signed up for it.
No, it's great TV.
She showed up.
But he yells, then he yells at the people, he's like, alright, that's enough!
No.
That's great circus theatrics.
It's modern Barnum and Bailey.
No, we love it.
If you don't like it, don't go to the show.
You're an asshole if you go to a marshmallow-phobe's home, or you follow them down the street, or you tell Gary to button his fucking shirt up.
Have you seen Gary walking around these days?
I know what you're talking about.
Gary's new thing is no shirt.
Correct.
He just wears, like this is a dress shirt.
This is.
Not this.
This.
And it's just like, his nipples are out, just walking down the street.
He's got some long... And in New York City, he looks well-dressed.
Yeah, he does well.
Besides the shredded pants.
It is mother's fucking string cheese pants.
- Right, Rick, is violent free speech?
- Yes, because of the reasons-- - You think that speech is violence?
- No, I think that-- - That's what that sign says. - The conversation that you're having is oppressive.
- Hold on, so she goes, "I'm here, I spoke to this activist, and the activist said free speech is violent, and she goes, "No, it's not." Go back a little bit because I've been chatting too much.
You know somebody emailed and said please play the video.
Really?
Yes!
What do you support specifically?
Do you think that anti-immigrant rhetoric is violent free speech?
You think that speech is violence?
That's what that sign says.
So I am oppressing people by what I'm doing.
I am exerting violence on people by my speech.
That's what the sign says, and that's what you just said.
And the protester is saying that's exactly what I'm doing, and she's saying that's exactly what her sign means.
So that means that you, a faculty member at an American public university, paid for by taxpayer dollars, are conflating speech with violence.
Yes.
Speech can be violent.
What you are saying contributes to systemic racism in this country.
It means that my students of color are pulled over and accused of stealing a car when they did not.
I'm not pulling anybody over for stealing any course.
I see many people of many different races in this room.
They all seem to be doing just fine.
I don't think any of them have felt violence because they listened to a lecture.
Hold on, hold on.
I have to, I'll try not to interrupt it, but so Michael Noah's speech is so racist that it contributes to systemic racism.
Cops somehow hear of this I don't know how, and then they are more likely to pull someone over, and it's just a given, by the way, that cops are pulling people over, blacks over, and killing them.
The logic is shocking.
The systemic racism thing is this big bowl of soup where if you throw like one lentil into it, you're part of the systemic stew that gets George Floyd killed.
Michael Knowles is exactly on par with Barack Obama in 2004, the Clintons in 2004.
He is, and I'm not disparaging him here, a normal liberal from 15 years ago.
But today, to be a 2004 Barack Obama is to be a fucking racist murderer.
Go ahead.
On basic facts about our immigration system.
The question was, have I asked people in this room if they've felt as though some violence has been committed on them.
No, I haven't asked because no violence has been committed on you.
Because violence is not a subjective feeling.
Violence is an objective fact.
Can you believe the world we're living in?
That is controversial.
What did I just witness?
Anyway, I want to show you Jordan Peterson discussing his life and how he's not a racist or a bigot and people come up to him and say, hey, you helped improve my life.
But if you read the media, he's a fucking Nazi.
And then I'm going to show you Jen Psaki saying, I support the banning of the freedom of the press.
At a press conference.
She's anti-free speech at a press conference.
But that's not for you, freeloaders.
Shit, I tried to shut this down in half an hour.
This is for people behind the paywall.
So, for all you folks, please subscribe to censored.tv.
It's ten bucks a month.
We keep getting new shows.
You could argue we ripped off the people who first subscribed because they subscribed to one show and now we're up to like 20 shows and we keep getting more on a daily basis.
Not a daily basis, but a monthly basis.
There's new content every day.
I think it's a lot of fun.
It's better than fucking TV.
In fact, Conan O'Brien announced today that he's done.
Wow.
One, two.
He's like, sorry, there's too many podcasts and shit.
Yeah dude, that's cause you and Colbert and Kimmel, you all have the same opinions about everything.
There's no nuance there, there's no...
There's no theories.
There's no discussion.
It's just woke-ism.
And woke-ism is boring.
You got woke.
You went broke.
Your stupid episode where you went to Haiti to show how awesome it was sucked balls because Haiti sucks as bad as you.
Important.
I did want to talk about something important here at the very top of the show.
As some of you have heard, it's been out there for a while now, but we're making it official.
We are winding down our TBS show.
The plan is to reemerge on HBO Max sometime in the near future with, I think what will be my fourth iteration of a program.
Imagine a cooking show with puppets.
And you'll have the wrong idea.
Anyway, we're gonna be making this switch.
Now, some of you are probably wondering, why am I doing this?
Why end things here at TBS?
And I'll tell you, because a very old Buddhist monk once told me that to pick something up, you must first... Okay, shut up, shut up, shut up.
Anyway, he goes off and he says it's too many podcasts.
Bad ending to the show.
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