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April 20, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S03E101 - THE WAR ON KIDS

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	Or, as my kids used to say, in greeny dents.
	It's so fun when they get words wrong and then they start getting them right.
	And that's the end of the cuteness.
	Where cuteness goes to die.
	The end of the cuteness.
	Like when they call a sloss a slog.
	Or when they call sunscreen sunscream.
	That was actually Samantha B's kid.
	What else did he?
	That's how guys talk to one another.
	Last night, we played Yellow Submarine, which my middle child recorded when he was four.
	And my wife put it on the speakers and he ran away.
	He's like, in a town, an husband, in the yellow submarine.
	I have another recording of him where he goes, my waddy body weaked on my ganoli by.
	I understand that.
	His water bottle leaked on his gorilla bar.
	There's a piece of mouse standing there.
	There's some other thing.
	He says, there's a piece of mouse standing there.
	I want to kill a mouse.
	Piece of mouse standing there.
	And then as he got older, he made up all these colloquialisms.
	I've told you about them before, like, the Bob Marley has begun.
	Or scientists say when you read a book to love, you just fall apart.
	Or, did you know that you're not fair?
	I forget the one on the way back from Vermont that was like hilarious.
	It was my youngest boy.
	Yeah, it was really funny.
	I forgot what it was.
	That was Parquet Quartz, a New York band who was walking through Ridgewood, Queens.
	Great jam.
	What does it remind me of?
	Jonathan Richmond or something?
	It's very like 70s new avant-garde CBGB's rock.
	She's a little too skinny there, lady.
	You look weird.
	She's starving.
	And then you're too fat.
	I was walking through Richmond Queens.
	And I was flipping through magazines.
	I was so starving.
	I thought it was so fucking starving.
	Today's book, I meant to mention this yesterday, Fast Food Nation.
	I would recommend this for Ryan.
	People who don't read books always read this book.
	This is one of those books that non-readers like.
	And basically, it's divided into two parts.
	The first half is called The American Way.
	And it's about the culture of McDonald's and all that stuff.
	And then the second part is meat and potatoes.
	And he gets into the real grit of how it's made and how gross it is and how unhealthy it is and how addictive it is.
	They did a movie of it, actually.
	So don't watch that.
	That's cheating.
	And he's trying to be like Upton Sinclair, the jungle, right?
	He's trying to expose the fast food industry.
	It is fascinating how gross it is, but my problem with these kind of books, same as Supersize Me, the movie that What's His Name did.
	What's his name again?
	My kids were friends with his kids.
	Martin.
	I know what you're talking about.
	The fuck's his name?
	Supersize Me Guy.
	Yeah, Super Size Me Guy.
	That's his name.
	Morlock.
	Morgan Spurg.
	Morgan Spurgock, yeah.
	And the assumption is that we don't know fast food is bad for you.
	It's like candy.
	If you ate candy every day, you'd be fat and sick and weak and all of that bad stuff.
	So fast food is a vice.
	You eat it on a road trip.
	You eat it when you're fucking in a rush or something.
	It should not be a staple.
	And Suprasize Me was fucking annoying because he ate it breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
	And he should get sued for that movie, by the way.
	Sue Morgan Spurlock McDonald's.
	Because one detail he left out, it was that he was drinking fucking like a fish during that time.
	He was a wasteoid.
	And they show him puking outside his car.
	Yeah, because he was so hungover, apparently.
	But McDonald's gets the blame.
	You know a funny thing, too, about that?
	In the movie, they show these black guys who eat McDonald's every day.
	And they have six packs because their metabolism is so mental.
	And that refutes his point.
	Or at least makes it racial.
	You have to divide up the races because apparently blacks can handle McDonald's better than whites.
	And then they show this white dude who's had a Big Mac every day of his life since he was like nine.
	And he's 50 now.
	And he's skinny as a bean pole.
	So that also refutes his thesis.
	But anyway, at the very least, read the first half because it's a fascinating story.
	I bet McDonald's was fucking good in 1955.
	Imagine?
	Hell yeah.
	There's the guy, yeah.
	All the fries were handcut.
	I spent $40.
	That's him.
	What a weird looking dude.
	He's not sexy at all.
	No.
	I'm not fucking him.
	He looks like a great guy.
	Hey, if you're watching this guy who has a Big Mac every day, don't write in here looking for a date because I'm not interested.
	Although Sean Lennon might want to hang out with you just for old time's sake.
	Whoa, they both have weird bangs.
	Did you meet at the fucking Weird Bangs Club?
	Look at him.
	Look at their hair.
	He took all her bangs.
	I'm a nurse practitioner, so I bug people all the time about stopping smoking and exercising and eating right and things like that.
	She says, if I ever get fat or unhealthy because of it, you're going to have to stop.
	Well, it hasn't happened, so let's not stop.
	Does he eat the fries with it too?
	No, very simple.
	Hamburger is my favorite food.
	People ask me what would I eat instead, and I don't know.
	A lot of days that's hamburger is my favorite food.
	It's not really a food, sir.
	I've had other things here.
	Like when the kids are small, you know, if they didn't finish something, they probably eat more happy meals than any other kids on Earth.
	Okay, boring.
	Well, I remember lots of McDonald's.
	Boring.
	I'm sick.
	So I spent $40 on vitamin C because I heard it's good for your immune system.
	I didn't want to get sick.
	Fucking sick as a dog the next day.
	Had 100 sneezes at yesterday's show, and now I feel like in this congested head bubble.
	My wife has it too.
	My son had it.
	I was worried it was COVID, but I did taste some hot sauce.
	Good.
	And you said you had this too, right?
	Yeah, just, well, I didn't lose my smell, but I was very, I wasn't sneezy, but this felt like shit.
	Yeah, I feel like there's a bowling ball in my sinuses.
	Yep.
	I just drink a lot of water.
	A lot of water.
	A lot of water.
	Some orange juice.
	So don't get your hopes up on this show.
	It's going to suck.
	You might just turn it off if you're busy.
	If you're going to skip a show, this is a show to skip.
	It's going to reek.
	And I've been avoiding talking about race.
	So I have all this racism piled up.
	So it's going to be racity, race, race, race, race, race.
	Which is boring.
	But the news puts it on the front page every day.
	This is awesome.
	So Maxine Waters, who I believe is 113 years old, doesn't live in her own district and is retarded.
	There's one person more retarded than her, and his name is Hank Johnson.
	We'll be covering him at the end of the show.
	But she has Alzheimer's.
	And she said, riot.
	If Chauvin is found innocent, we have to burn the city down.
	She is Antifa.
	And the judge threatened a mistrial because of this statement, which I think would be fucking perfect.
	Wouldn't that be great?
	Because now there's going to be riots no matter what.
	If they don't say Chauvin has to be burned alive, then there's going to be riots.
	But then if he declared a mistrial and then riots ensued, she would have instigated them.
	And now the riots look like the DNC.
	And it's a black woman doing it.
	So it fucks the whole narrative up.
	The judge has an out here to avoid being responsible for riots.
	And he can just put it on Maxine.
	The thing about the mistrial is I think the judge didn't want a mistrial because the prosecution offered like the worst case scenario for a prosecution.
	So, you know, like maintain the fuck up.
	Like the prosecution fucked up so bad that wiping it all out with a mistrial to then have another trial would be bad because then they might actually have their shit together the next time.
	I don't think these rioters have the attention span for another riot, for another trial.
	They're going to forget about it.
	You're right.
	Good point.
	The media reports.
	I realize what I'm suggesting is immoral and against the justice system, but that's where we're at now.
	That's their game.
	I've been playing dirty for a long time.
	I don't know why you conservative Christians are still worried about doing the right thing.
	We should have rigged the election.
	They say I advocate violence.
	No, I advocate self-defense.
	Conservatives don't fight back.
	When I said choke a bitch, choke a training, that clip you've seen out of context, I was reacting to guys who were getting their Trump supporters were getting spat on.
	These Antif were spitting in their face and then saying, I identify as a woman.
	You can't hit me.
	You can't hit a woman.
	And the conservative Christians were agreeing and saying, okay, securities with spit hanging off their face.
	Like, that's assault.
	You just got assaulted.
	Don't call for security.
	Here's another crazy thing to say.
	You ready for this one?
	Utility, a ration of passion, right?
	If you're a utilitarian, finding Chauvin innocent is going to have businesses destroyed, get people killed, devastate Minneapolis perhaps permanently.
	Maybe you should throw an innocent man in jail.
	That's a sacrifice.
	That's the way it was in the Wild West.
	If 12 people wanted someone dead, then he was lynched, whether he was innocent or not.
	Wow.
	Maybe it's time to go back to the Wild West.
	It's a witch hunt.
	But Gavin, so you're saying an innocent man should go to prison just because the mob has decided he's guilty?
	I mean, there's an argument there.
	If you're an alien.
	If you're an alien.
	Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
	Well, remember Abe Lincoln?
	He said, if I could maintain the Union without freeing one slave, I would do so.
	So Abraham Lincoln was happy to continue slavery if it maintained the Union, which is often used to prove that the Civil War wasn't really about slavery.
	The South were mad the North was telling them what to do.
	It didn't really matter what they were saying.
	And then a Vox journalist shot him in the back of the head, an activist.
	He was a left-wing Antifa member, but he wrote for Vox, and he shot Lincoln in the back of the head.
	Many people don't know that.
	It's one of the earliest forms of press back then was Vox.
	Okay, now's the part of the joke where you explain to me what you're talking about.
	John Wilkesbooth shot him in the back of the head.
	Okay.
	And he was a writer for Vox.
	I don't get it.
	The joke is that it's like an old newspaper that BuzzFeed would be up on the likes with the Herald or something like that.
	But you know what, Tim Pool?
	I'm going to change the subject.
	Tim Poole's been saying a lot is 10 people going...
	If you can crack the code of that joke and figure it out, it's more of a riddle than a t-shirt.
	It's just a riff.
	You win a free t-shirt.
	This one.
	Which has got your face on it.
	Is this weird or gay?
	Yep.
	I'm sorry.
	Well, Tim Pool has been saying a lot.
	It's better that 10 murderers go free than one innocent person go to jail.
	Yeah, that's the common belief.
	And that sounds good.
	But take yourself out of it for a second.
	Fly in here from outer space and really run the numbers.
	Like if an entire town is going to be destroyed unless you burn this witch at the stake, maybe you should burn the witch.
	Like when they had that movie, The Interview, and we heard that Kim Jong-un was going to start a nuclear war and attack America, they just stopped the movie.
	Now, I said at the time they should deploy the National Guard, and there should be soldiers and police at every movie theater, and they should show it, because we have free speech in this country.
	That was my argument.
	But I'm saying there's another possible argument, which is, is it worth it?
	Don't take this.
	Is it worth it?
	Yeah, we sacrificed what we stood for to appease a foreign...
	Well, that one was particularly embarrassing because Kim Jong-un never said anything.
	It was a rumor.
	There was a rumor that he was mad.
	And we were like, okay, we capitulate.
	That was fucking pussies in L.A. Anyway, I'm not saying he should have killed her, but I understand.
	No, I'm not saying that they should put Chauvin in jail.
	I'm just saying there's an argument there.
	It's a disturbing argument.
	It's weird.
	I can't believe I'm bringing it up.
	I'm disturbed by it.
	I'm disturbed by myself right now.
	But it exists.
	Speaking of disturbing, Kelly Osborne is clearly a five.
	But she just came out as a drunk.
	And she said she relapsed.
	And in the video, she's an eight.
	So scroll down to this, not that video yet.
	Scroll down more.
	More, more, more.
	There.
	Right.
	That's a five, right?
	Kelly Osborne, yeah.
	That's a super hot, sexy five.
	And guys, if you're in a slump, fuck it.
	Go fuck a five.
	Please.
	You can practice your moves.
	They're a lot of fun.
	You can try out new positions.
	You can sit on her face.
	That's the beauty of a five.
	You could do a 69 where you're on top.
	I don't think I've ever tried that.
	And I can't now that I'm married.
	So I regret it.
	You still have a chance to do a face-smothering 69.
	Anyway, look at that.
	Now, that must be a filter, right?
	Yeah.
	That's a solid eight.
	Unless she has contacts in it.
	It's amazing what fives can do.
	And Coulter talks about this all the time.
	Ladies, just lose some weight, put on some makeup, and you're going to break the six barrier, even if you're a four.
	Like, look at that.
	That's a very attractive 45-year-old housewife who's too busy to be pretty.
	And then that's more like a seven.
	You can really, I would say women have a four-point window they can play with.
	Like theirs is a 7.8.
	Wow.
	She's been from a five to an eight in just this one article.
	Right.
	She's almost more attractive than her mom in this one.
	Yeah.
	Well, her mom had tons of plastic surgery.
	Oh, she's the only woman where plastic surgery was a good move.
	You were asked all down, are you taking near care of yourself when it comes to your love life?
	Like, how is that part of your life being affected?
	I dumbed my boyfriend, but then I was like, who cleaned my toilet?
	Let's just say I am having fun.
	In the sense that...
	What street women tell me about?
	He's going to clean your pussy, Mrs. Awesome.
	In the sense that...
	You know what?
	They say that women should have the right to vote, but they shouldn't vote.
	I feel like women should have the right to talk, but they shouldn't talk.
	They get a lot of confidence in this.
	There shouldn't be shows like The Talk and The View.
	They tend to have nothing to say.
	Have you not noticed?
	Yeah.
	And they'll say just platitudes, like George Floyd was calling for his mother.
	I'm a mother.
	That made me feel bad.
	I hope Chauvin rots in hell.
	Yeah, okay.
	George Floyd also broke into a woman's home, a pregnant woman, stuck a gun in her pregnant belly and said, give me all your fucking money, bitch.
	She's a mom.
	Does that affect you?
	You're not rational.
	Get back in the kitchen, bitch.
	Josh.
	But okay, look at the video of her saying that she relapsed.
	And you'll be looking at a solid eight.
	It must be tough dating these days because you see this video and you go, oh, cool, I got a date with an eight.
	And then the other picture shows up at the date and you go, ah, this is not what I signed up for.
	Yeah, press play on that puppy.
	Hey guys, so this is a little hard for me to talk about, but I've always promised you that I will always be honest with you about where I'm at and what's happening.
	What's going for my road to recovery?
	Wait, there's sparkles on it.
	This is a ton of crazy filters.
	There's a lot of filters.
	But her lips are real.
	Those are big lips.
	But I am back.
	So she got some lips, though.
	And I will be doing a podcast.
	You know what I bet is going on here?
	I bet she's relapsed.
	Because she looks great and she had a reason to do a video.
	That's hilarious.
	Hi, guys.
	Yes, I was attacked by a tiger on Friday.
	I am okay.
	I have two scratches in my back.
	I can't show you right now.
	They're stitches.
	The tiger was not euthanized, and I'm happy about that.
	I did not want it getting hurt.
	Thank you for all your concern.
	I'm just checking in and telling you that I'm okay.
	Kelly Osborne has the widest variety of attractiveness out of any celebrity in the world.
	I would say she goes from a 3 to an 8.8.
	No, that's crazy.
	8.4.
	Her attracto-diversity is pretty wild.
	That's good news.
	Speaking of sex, some drywall guys got a stripper.
	See, this is the quality of the show we're going to be going through.
	And everyone's outraged.
	Oh my God.
	Some drywall guys had a stripper over.
	They were manhandling her and giggling.
	Breaking news.
	Breaking news.
	Last updated, April 15th.
	She's mine.
	She's mine.
	Get back.
	So the construction company issued an apology and said this is not how our contractors behave.
	Does anyone give a shit?
	Why is this news?
	If this was in my house and I was paying them to drywall, I'd go, all right, guys, take it easy with the strippers, please.
	And are you getting the work done?
	Yes?
	It was someone's birthday.
	I just barfed.
	You.
	I just barfed.
	Again?
	No, it was the same barf.
	Okay.
	I'm just telling you about it twice in a row.
	What's happening to this country?
	That might be Canada, but what's happening to this continent?
	Is that the big problem?
	The lack of words.
	No one in the videos is wearing a mask.
	I've noticed this.
	Actually, that's in the cop thing.
	Where is it now?
	Where's your mask?
	Oh, yeah, here it is.
	1-3.
	This is a new thing to do when you're confronted.
	Hey, you don't have a mask on.
	Like, I confronted someone on the street who was staring at my house.
	And I went up and I said, you have a problem here?
	And the woman was a girl.
	She's probably 17.
	She goes, hey, you're not wearing a mask.
	Or you do not believe in that either.
	Okay, I have authority over someone immediately.
	And you're supposed to be defensive or a conspiracy theorist.
	I don't really believe in it.
	I'm a conspiracy nut.
	I'm sorry.
	I'll go get a mask.
	And I think some people do that because they're used to going into, say, the liquor store where they want to get some booze.
	And someone says, you have to wear a mask.
	And you go, oh, okay.
	Because you want to be respectful to the owner.
	Or at my gym, I'll put my mask on because I don't want him to get a fine.
	Yeah.
	But when people say it, they can go fuck themselves.
	Out of the building.
	Out of the building.
	Out of the building.
	You broken Columbus police property.
	What's Columbus?
	Am I stupid?
	Columbus, Ohio?
	Oh, Columbus, Ohio.
	Yes, I am stupid.
	Everybody makes mistakes.
	Like, the cops, just stop here.
	Cops have lost authority.
	Imagine breaking into a police station and not shitting your pants.
	The mob wouldn't do that.
	MS-13 doesn't do that.
	But the kids today sure do because there's been no ramifications as of yet.
	They never got punched in the face.
	As Mike Tyson said, everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face.
	You are watching a generation of spoiled brats who have been protected from fighting and bullying, and it didn't turn out great now, did it?
	You broke the doors.
	Out of the building.
	Out of the building.
	You hear that?
	You didn't break the door, you fucker.
	Where'd your mask?
	That's perfectly good anger, just misdirected.
	There's plenty to be angry about.
	Turn it up.
	He's got a club with him, and he just hit a cop in the head.
	And look at him scream when he gets arrested.
	He's under arrest.
	You're under arrest.
	Help?
	Help?
	What do you want everyone to beat up the cops?
	Make it go away?
	How many times have you seen this, too?
	Some rich kid, Antifa, gets arrested and is crying and screaming for help, and the friends are going nuts.
	This is the first ramification you've seen.
	Sorry, he's seen in his life.
	First time there's been consequences.
	There's some deep shit.
	See the stick that he hit him with?
	I think the cop's bleeding.
	Because he touched his head.
	He was like, he hit me right in the fucking face.
	Oh.
	Water doesn't help him.
	Did he just fart?
	I farted.
	Oh.
	Did you?
	Yeah, he did.
	Oh, that's awesome.
	He's got an adrenaline fart.
	So he gassed them gassing him.
	You want to play Chemical Warfare?
	Two can play that game, motherfucker.
	Water doesn't help, and air does.
	Farts don't help.
	Fart and spot.
	Farting helps.
	Farting does help, so.
	What a fat piece of shit.
	I can't believe you farted.
	You see the face he did?
	The face always moved.
	Oopsie.
	I did it again.
	Was that me?
	Is he coming?
	He acts like a woman does when she queefs in bed.
	Oh, ah.
	Like a 1920s queef.
	By the way, ladies, I don't mind.
	Yes.
	I don't break for quefs.
	Correct.
	I just keep on going.
	I don't even comment on them.
	No.
	It's amateur hour.
	It's amateur hour.
	And another thing you should never do in sex is joke.
	Right.
	It's not a time for jokey jokey.
	Don't laugh.
	Don't smile.
	Sometimes you stop the jokes.
	Like her leg falls off a thing.
	She's like, ooh, I'm sorry.
	I didn't miss.
	Well, I told you about the Indian chick, Nutan Kenna.
	As I was ejaculating, she goes, is that your cum face?
	Yeah, it is.
	Thanks.
	Thanks a lot.
	That's terrible.
	Yeah, I forgot about consequences montage.
	So they're freaking out about Miles Jackson.
	Remember him?
	That's the guy who pulled a gun on cops in a hospital.
	Yeah, sorry, you got shot.
	What am I supposed to do?
	Fucking Matrix the bullets?
	Have a protest when an innocent man gets shot.
	Where were you, white people, when that guy in the motel corridor got shot?
	We should have his name memorized.
	We should put that up on the eraser board.
	We're going to be mentioning him a lot.
	What's his name again?
	Motel shooting hallway cops.
	Daniel Shaver?
	That sounds familiar.
	Yep, it is Daniel Shaver.
	Daniel Shaver.
	Wow, my brain works.
	You remember the two cops, right?
	You want to say their names at the same time to prove that you remember?
	All right, the Hispanic one.
	Ready, set, go.
	No, no, no, no.
	I need a second here.
	Okay.
	Do you got the Chinese one?
	Let's do the Hispanic one at three.
	Ready?
	One, two, three.
	Rafael Ramos.
	What's his name?
	Rafael Ramos.
	Rafael Ramos.
	Poop.
	Okay.
	And then the Chinese guy was super hard.
	Len Jen Yen.
	Wenjen Liu.
	Wen Jen Lu.
	Okay, so from now on, though, when we see this shit, we'll go, where were you when Daniel Shaver was killed?
	Why didn't you care?
	Why do you only care when it's a black dude?
	Because you're virtue signaling, because you're a fag.
	Here's another person.
	Yeah, there he is.
	Innocent man shot by a cop for no fucking reason.
	No riots.
	White riot.
	I want a riot, wide, riot.
	Around a whoa.
	Oh yeah, did we.
	I might poo my pants.
	I hope not.
	Because I took a ton of cold medication and a coffee and then it had all that soup and I'm barfing and burping and farting.
	So you're just thinking just...
	It's bound to happen.
	Did you get pepper sprayed?
	It might help to fart.
	My other hand is up, sir.
	Put it up above your head.
	Put it on your head.
	Get your right hand up.
	We're trying.
	Other hand, dumbass.
	Get your other hand on your head now.
	I'm just scared of your hand.
	I'm just scared if I move.
	You like going to shoot.
	Jump!
	Put your hand on your head.
	I'm putting the gun down.
	Do not touch the gun.
	Let go of the gun and put both of your hands up over your head.
	Over your head.
	I'm going to tase them.
	Get your hand up now.
	Don't do anything, Linda.
	Wait a minute, do it.
	I got you.
	Keep your hand up!
	I swear to God, dude!
	Panther, take it on our hands!
	Shut up!
	Bullets going through the walls?
	Possibly.
	Well, they're kind of aimed down, right?
	So.
	What's the CK thing?
	Yeah.
	Fuck you, Debbie, or shut up, Janet.
	Someone has a gun.
	Shut up, Janet.
	Someone has a gun, and their hands are on their head in five seconds.
	Just shut up, Janet.
	Amanda's like, I'm going to tase them.
	Amanda, quit waiting to do it.
	Come on, Amanda.
	Oh, once again, it's a female cop involved.
	They are making cops' lives hell.
	She got the right taser.
	Ladies, female cops, if you're watching, do your partner a favor.
	Quit.
	We don't want you.
	They don't want you.
	You're not helping.
	You exacerbate every confrontation with perps.
	You are endangering cops' lives.
	Cop lives matter.
	Get the bronze back to the desk.
	Fill out paperwork.
	You and your fat ass and your 5'7 ⁇ frame, you fucking Puerto Rican affirmative action waste of space.
	He's got to train her while there's a gun right next to him that could be aimed at his head.
	He has to say, hurry up and tase, Amanda.
	We need you to do your fucking job, bitch.
	What's with women not loving to tase these days?
	This is the second non-tasing ass woman I've seen.
	Speaking of women, check out 1-5.
	This is another in my series of consequences.
	So she just goes up to cops.
	They're arresting someone.
	I don't know what for.
	Could be something stupid, like pot, it looks like.
	If it's a fat guy, it's usually pot.
	Right?
	And she just, this little tiny girl just decides, I'm going to beat up the cops.
	No one's ever slapped me.
	Ever.
	I've never had consequences for my actions.
	Look at his shit.
	Then she shoves the cop.
	Oh, my fucking God.
	What the fuck?
	What the fuck is wrong with you?
	What the fuck?
	Did you hear that?
	I need to hear that again.
	That, oh my fucking God, is someone seeing consequences for the first time in her life.
	Catherine, Catherine!
	Oh my fucking God!
	What the fuck?
	What the fuck is wrong with you?
	What the fuck?
	What the fuck?
	You know, my neighbors had a party.
	My neighbor's 16, 16-year-old girl.
	She had a party with a bunch of other 16-year-old girls, like those.
	And one of their cars was parked behind my car.
	I ain't mad.
	So I go over and I'm not there to say, turn the music down or anything.
	I just, hey, I got to get out.
	So maybe I was being super nice.
	Maybe the guy with the keys could maybe move the car out of the way.
	So I get my car out.
	And as I'm over there, like, hey, excuse me, Julie, her friend sees me.
	She might recognize me.
	And she stops what she's doing.
	She puts down her drink.
	She goes, you're fucking kidding me.
	Where'd you get the sass?
	It's dangerous levels of sass, ladies.
	Like the bitch who told me to put my mask on was probably 17.
	And I tried to convey to her father at the time, I'm not a murderer.
	I'm not MS-13.
	I'm not El Chapo, despite how you want me to be.
	So you're safe here.
	That level of sass will have no ramifications in this instance.
	But if she's in the city and she's going up to someone in the Latin Kings or Dominicans Don't Play, DDP, and she says, oh my fucking God, put your mask on, bitch.
	You're going to go the way of Nicole Dufrine, who was a woman I knew.
	She went to my local bar, Max Fish.
	She was an aspiring actress.
	And a Puerto Rican black by the name of Rudy Fleming had his uncle's handgun and said, give me all your money.
	When that happens, you give them all your money.
	That's the way it rolls.
	She had unmitigated levels of sass, which is the modern woman.
	And she said, what are you going to do, bitch?
	Shoot me?
	Guess what happened to Nicole Dufrine?
	She died of a sucking chest wound after it was opened up by a Beretta.
	I don't know what kind of gun it was.
	A Glock?
	That's the end of her.
	Well, I'll be dipped in shit.
	Oh, someone commented on this site.
	They said, Why didn't you show the I'm so sick of this shit?
	I hate this fucking shit clip.
	Where that's from.
	It's from the Sopranos, dumbass.
	Yeah, we explained that we have a lot of Sopranos.
	How did you not know that's from the.
	Do you mean what Sopranos episode?
	What was going on?
	Maybe.
	I don't know.
	It was some Sopranos shit.
	He was from New Jersey and he had to have a meeting with the Manhattan guy, but he didn't like the Manhattan guy.
	Something like that.
	You know, mafia gossip.
	Who cares?
	I hate this fucking shit.
	I hate this fucking shit.
	He flinches.
	If you're a real man and you see that, you should feel warmth inside you.
	You shouldn't go, you should be like, yeah, me too, buddy.
	Yeah, you give it a whack too.
	Yeah, like that.
	Have you seen the angriest guitar player?
	It's an old meme.
	People send it to me once every two days.
	It looks like my buddy Maddie.
	He keeps losing his temper because he's trying to do this really complicated, and I want to do that all.
	And he fucks up the last note.
	And I just watch this.
	It's like, for men to watch this, it's like watching a roaring fire on a chilly day.
	On a misty morning.
	These fucking bastards are just a fucking let me down today!
	These fucking bastards are letting me down today.
	He's talking about his fucking fingers.
	He's calling his fingers fucking bastards.
	He's an angry cat.
	Oh, the return.
	He just punched his hand in the head.
	What are you trying to do?
	Knock it out?
	This is the one.
	No, you can do it.
	I've seen you do it.
	Your fingers are playing tricks on you, making you look like an idiot.
	Making you look like shit.
	His fingers.
	That's probably why he can't fucking do it.
	Do you think the guy with the camera snickering helps?
	Oh.
	He's so mad he doesn't care.
	There could be a nuclear war going on in front of him.
	He's in his own place.
	It's bad.
	What was that song?
	I don't know, but that posture is not conducive to accurate guitar playing.
	Don't be discouraged.
	The Magic Man.
	Is that it?
	I'm looking in the description here.
	Filming him trying to play the intro to his song.
	Ghost of Love.
	That's why it's not coming up.
	Ghost of Love.
	He wrote a song he can't play.
	Right, that's tough.
	He almost chewed off his hand and smashed his house to smithering.
	I like when he breaks his guitar, though.
	We gotta show that.
	Fucking it!
	I'm out of the fucking magic fucking 20 man!
	Fuck it out of it!
	Here we go.
	Is that a fucking useless boxy fucking pain?
	That is the music.
	He's creating metal between his takes.
	Anyway, tangent there.
	Ghost of love.
	There might be a finished word.
	Did you get worried about him?
	This is my motto.
	The person yelling is always right.
	I don't know why.
	It's just an observation I've made.
	Half a century on this planet.
	The person yelling is right.
	Great stairway to heaven.
	It's his face in the tree.
	Tree man.
	Thanks, Ryan.
	Ryan's happy to explain the more complicated things on the show.
	As a guitar.
	As a guitar expert, I figured I'd explain the cover.
	You shouldn't be punching your tongue for the shitty jokes you make.
	I say a joke and I'm like, I want to get to that part, right?
	Seems like he's dropped that thing.
	He killed that song.
	Yeah, that song doesn't exist.
	And here's another.
	This is the final in my consequences montage.
	1-6.
	You've seen this.
	It's already gone viral.
	Where some miscreants from the city have decided to start invading the suburbs.
	Wait, wait, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
	I don't want to talk over this.
	The audio is crucial.
	I believe he has a gun.
	Don't try this at home.
	Oh, perfect.
	I think he's screaming murder.
	I think the guy says, are you serious when he has a gun to his head?
	And then he just goes, wow.
	Which is a dangerous move.
	Hey, let him go.
	You're being mean.
	All we did was point a gun in your face.
	We're not the bad guy here.
	Again, it's so frustrating to watch these and not see someone break every rib in his body.
	Punching in the face is not a bad punishment.
	It looks cool to have a black guy.
	True.
	Even if you're a black guy.
	Well, but breaking someone's ribs is if you were just to go, just go whack, whack, whack, all down one side, roll them over, whack, whack, get your knuckles in it.
	Maybe even go backwards and just break them all.
	He's fucked.
	He can't laugh, cough, get out of bed for at least four months.
	And you know there's something he's gonna trip and fall and refracture them.
	Yep.
	This, I've had a cracked rib here that's sore for six fucking months because I refractured it twice.
	It's a brutal punishment that beats.
	It's worse than a broken leg.
	You're sub-caterpillar.
	A broken leg is six weeks.
	Really?
	And if you get everyone to sign your cast, it's fun.
	It's cool.
	You probably get more blowjobs with a broken leg.
	I'm just guessing.
	Don't you think?
	Yeah.
	You're in bed with your cast.
	Nobody sees your little rib.
	You wouldn't hate a beach.
	Little pity beach.
	All right, that's our consequences montage.
	Now let's get back to sex where it matters.
	Andrew Yang is pro-choke fucking, which is great news because his wife is a smokeshow.
	You'll notice when anyone is making any kind of headway in the non-Biden, non-DNC world, they become a target.
	Matt Gates, normal dude, all of a sudden he's trafficking children to fuck them.
	Ron DeSantis, basically Jesus.
	He's so squeaky clean.
	No, pay to play, Publix, 60 Minutes claims that he's making money off of COVID.
	A complete lie that he exposed, but that doesn't matter.
	So now they're coming after Yang.
	And the guy made a joke.
	Do you choke bitches?
	And he went, all right, this is not good for my campaign.
	It's not the kind of subject I want to get into, choke fucking.
	So he went, okay, and walked away.
	Now he's pro-choke fucking.
	By laughing and then what's he supposed to do?
	Hey, stop the talk of choke fucking.
	Stop the talk of rough, consensual sex.
	It's not where I like to go.
	Click in the video.
	This is a sin now.
	Remember Mitt Romney?
	I don't think the guy's even farted before.
	You just click the words that say in the video, Ryan, that are a different color.
	This subject's too much.
	I'm out of here.
	I'm not losing votes, so I laugh.
	But I'm out of here.
	Do you ever have a sex with a girl who wants to be choked?
	It's hard.
	Oh, I thought you were asking me as Yang, so I went like this.
	Oh, no, I'm asking you as Ryan.
	Yeah.
	I've been with Aphem.
	You don't want to kill the person.
	Yeah.
	And you don't want to be, they get mad if you're not mean enough.
	Yeah.
	That's just the thing I usually just do and then I forget about it.
	I'm just like, that's probably enough.
	When I first moved to New York, I noticed Jewish broads are particularly raunchy in the sack.
	One of them said to me once, she goes, fuck me, fuck me, kill me.
	Sounds about right.
	Yeah, I don't get that.
	Another one sent me an email I told you about that said, thank you for raping me last night.
	I wish I had framed that.
	And then there was, I'm your whore, I'm your stupid whore, I'm your whore.
	And then she's having a cigarette afterwards and she goes, I'm not your whore, by the way.
	That's a groove.
	I know.
	I got you.
	You have an update on Proud Boys in jail.
	What's going on, Ryan?
	Let's hear the Ryan report.
	So Ryan's our roving reporter.
	One of my buddies called me up and he's, you know, he went to the Capitol.
	Was he in the building?
	Yeah.
	And so the charges are 20 years for trying to interrupt the process of show your face.
	I think I have to go to the bathroom.
	Okay.
	I don't feel that here.
	So the charges are 20 years for trying to interfere with the process of confirming Biden as president.
	And 10 years for just being there, knowingly entering the Capitol.
	And, okay, so a couple of people were just out on bail on bond.
	And this new judge, there's a new judge who declared that they should be locked up until the trial.
	The old judge wasn't like that.
	No, the old judge let them, you know, just be out with like a geotag bracelet so you can't exit your house arrest area.
	And if you do, then you're fucked.
	But you can still go to work and stuff.
	You can still go to work and stuff.
	Some people, depending on how much of a threat they think you are or anything like that.
	So yeah, right now here's the article.
	Even Elizabeth Warren and Dick Durbin, which are Democrats, are saying that this is really cruel.
	And they're standing up for the rights of the criminal defendants.
	Now, they haven't been charged with anything, and yet they're...
	With no exception, all of the people arrested in the Capitol are under 23-hour day isolation, which is...
	That's what you do if you're bad in jail, solitary confinement.
	It's a form of punishment that's so cruel and psychologically damaging, Warren said in an interview.
	And we're talking about people who haven't been convicted of anything yet.
	And what did the judge say about, I don't know that you did it, I don't know you didn't do it?
	Right.
	So the new judge, his justification for locking them up is, I don't know that you did anything, but I don't know that you didn't do anything.
	He doesn't know what he doesn't know.
	So that's, you know, shitty.
	But, you know, there's one glimmer of hope that he's kind of fair somewhat at all.
	The last, Sherwin, I believe, was the last judge, the district judge, this is the municipal judge.
	Is that the other one said that he considered that there was maybe charges for sedition?
	And the new one says he criticized that.
	So why is there a new judge?
	Why is there a new judge?
	That's a good question.
	The previous judge said, can you tell I was just in the bathroom?
	Well, your pants look different.
	I'd say different.
	The old judge said that the prosecution's evidence was beyond scant.
	I think he said it was pathetic.
	Huh.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	So that looked good.
	But then I'm also hearing that the opposite goes, that he was actually considering sedition, and the new one and a couple other judges criticized him for that.
	Isn't that sedition a capital offense?
	Isn't that treason?
	Treason is the death penalty.
	Yeah.
	But they never do it.
	They didn't do it to Taliban John.
	I wish they did.
	John Walker-Lynn.
	Okay, that's a fun update.
	So Biggs and Ethan Nordine have been arrested and taken into prison.
	Yeah.
	Jail, and they're in the past.
	That's the last I heard.
	Maybe we can get a friend of mine on.
	I don't know if he wants to be on, but he's got all the info for it, and it's terrifying.
	You know, the people are being treated bad.
	He's got a lot more info than I do, but they're being treated very badly, like on purpose.
	Some of you suck at this.
	I'm just saying.
	They did.
	That was the worst news segment, news update we've ever had on the show.
	Well, this is...
	It was a wandering, meandering.
	You sounded like you were lying.
	You have the same cadence as a liar.
	I wasn't.
	I know you weren't.
	You were telling the truth, but you sounded like someone who was caught drunk driving and you're making up a story.
	No, no, this is real.
	So they're getting arrested and this is actually bad and what they...
	Really happening.
	You sound like someone who is doing a book report in school and you just go...
	So Heathcliff and Catherine are in love and there's some heights that are weathering because they're old and they know that's withering.
	Am I done yet?
	I'm just remembering some of the things, but basically I was just getting really pissed on the phone last night.
	You know, when he was telling me what he was going through, I didn't know that he went there.
	Yeah, I still don't consider it a big deal.
	So there are real things happening to real people that I know, and it's kind of a shock to see how extreme it is right now.
	23-hour day isolation.
	That's the same thing they did to Tommy Robinson, right?
	Yeah.
	And that's if you're a real bad boy.
	You go to a super duper jail.
	Can you email me that so it's in the show notes?
	Yes.
	Which are always at gavinmckinnis.win.
	All right.
	I warned you that there was a huge pile of racism coming up.
	And this goes all the way back to last week.
	Are you ready for a heaping, steaming dose of black people and white people not getting along?
	Yes.
	Here it comes.
	That's officially our weirdest bumper.
	Weird.
	I'll take weird.
	Very super jail-esque.
	So there's a lot happening in academia I want to get to.
	So let's just start with that, shall we?
	So 2-5, parents are pulling their kids out of fancy private schools.
	Now, it's one thing to have your kids indoctrinated all day for free, but private schools in New York cost upwards of 50 grand.
	And when you're paying that kind of money, you don't want your children to be told they suck all day.
	And I'm assuming these schools have no black kids in them.
	I mean, there might be some, you know, ambassador of Uganda's son, some United Nations guy, maybe Butros Butros Galli's grandson goes, but I'm sure they're like 99% white.
	And they just sit and get told that they suck all day.
	And so this teacher, the guy you see at the top with the glasses, who you can just tell he's short.
	Can't you?
	That guy shares shoes with Ryan.
	Well, I have big feet.
	Maybe not.
	What size are your shoes?
	10 and a half, baby.
	Oh, that's my size.
	Yes.
	Do you have a big dick?
	Let's see your dick.
	Okay.
	Pull your dick out on the feet.
	No, I will not do that.
	Smash your dick against the keyboard and see what it spells.
	That'll do.
	That's how you talk.
	That's our Ouija board here.
	If you want to talk to the dead, you just smash your dick against the keys and see what it says.
	That's pretty good.
	Let me try.
	You're going to try.
	Yeah, don't put the camera on me.
	Okay.
	Let me get it.
	This is a funny angle.
	Let me get a blank email.
	Okay, you ready?
	No.
	Don't let anyone see it.
	I won't.
	This is X-rated.
	Okay, I'm not looking and...
	I think they can kind of see it through here.
	So it said big...
	B-H-Y.
	It's kind of hard to read here.
	I'll have to get a bigger font.
	B-H-Y-G-H-J-K-M.
	So, big.
	The word big is there.
	Big Jickum Biv.
	I don't know what that means.
	Maybe this didn't turn out as well as we did.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	Big.
	We just talked about Biggs.
	Oh, shit.
	Is Joe Biggs dead?
	I don't know.
	I think the spirits are saying.
	They're telling us about him.
	Be flippant about Joe Biggs.
	He's facing a serious sentence.
	Right.
	Big jigum?
	Well, the spirits, there's so much I can do here.
	Right.
	Can you get into the jury's head or the judge's brain and like, I don't know, spook him tonight?
	Say, like, get Biggs and Nordine out of prison.
	You're just shitty person if you don't.
	Right.
	The ghost of Christmas Judge.
	True dad.
	All right.
	So that guy with the glasses, who's Short, he said, These kids are being told they suck all day.
	It's cancerous.
	It's not an anti-racism policy, it's an anti-white policy.
	And I'm just sort of supposed to sit here all day and tell kids that their whiteness is evil and everything they own is stolen and slavery and Jim Crow and they had nothing to do with any of that.
	And it's getting abusive.
	And then the head of the school, is he called the principal?
	I don't know, headmaster?
	The head, they just say.
	He goes, well, that teacher's way out of line.
	And then the teacher with the glasses goes, dude, you agreed with me.
	And he goes, I don't think so.
	But he has them on tape.
	So anyway, the teacher wrote a letter and he said, given the insidious cancel culture that has of late permeated our society, most parents are too fearful to speak up, urging other parents not to stay quiet and assuring them many feel the same way he does.
	And then there's a letter.
	The letter, is that from that teacher or is that from a parent at the school?
	Go to the bottom.
	This one's from Paul Rossi.
	Paul Rossi is the parent.
	So yeah, that was his email here.
	So parents and teachers have been standing up to this and saying, of all races too.
	And there was a letter, I think it came from a parent saying, this is the controversial part.
	And some parents are so chicken, instead of, most are agreeing with him, but some are going, I didn't like his letter.
	It traumatized me.
	I found it offensive.
	So this is offensive.
	You ready?
	We have not had systemic racism against blacks in this country since the civil rights reforms of the 1960s, a period of more than 50 years.
	To state otherwise is a flat-out misrepresentation of our country's history and adds no understanding to any of today's societal issues.
	If anything, long-standing and widespread policies such as affirmative action point in precisely the opposite direction.
	Ooh.
	So the head of the school, it just came out today, was caught on tape saying it.
	Did I include that in the notes?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	So 2.8 is the teacher daring to speak out, which we just covered.
	And then at the bottom of 2.8, it's not numbered, there's the audio.
	And this is a weird group.
	Wait, stop.
	The Twitter account, if you look at it, it's the Foundation Against Intolerance and Racism, FAIR.
	I'd never heard of them before, and I assumed it was all social justice warrior shit.
	It's not.
	It's actual equality.
	They do talk about anti-black racism and anti-Muslim stuff the way the SPLC should.
	But they also take on the taboo subject of anti-white racism.
	Wow.
	So it's truly Martin Luther Kingian in the most pure sense of the word.
	Don't judge someone by the color of their skin, which you don't see anymore.
	That's no longer fashionable.
	Now you have to judge people by the color of their skin.
	They've gone backwards to Jim Crow.
	I mean, they want segregated proms, black proms, black schools, black spaces, black spaces, cultures, and they separate them at rallies.
	White people go to the head and confront the police first.
	Go ahead.
	Let me ask you something, George, because I think there's something very different about having a single experience where you make sense of it, right?
	And having a teacher, an authority figure, talk to you endlessly every year telling you that because you have whiteness, you are associated with evils, all these different evils.
	These are moral evils.
	It's not the same as taking like a physical thing because it doesn't affect your moral value.
	That's the problem.
	The fact is that I'm agreeing with you that there has been a demonization that we need to get our hands around in the way in which people are doing this understanding.
	So you agree that we're demonizing kids?
	We're demonizing white people for being born.
	Are some of our students white people?
	What?
	Are some of our students white people?
	Yes.
	Okay, so we're demonizing white kids.
	Why don't you just say it?
	We are using language that makes them feel less than for nothing that they are personally responsible for.
	What a controversial take, not.
	Yeah, that's all over the news, that conversation.
	And the good thing about it is I checked that Twitter, that tweet we just played, and every parent is saying, why can't, why is this verboten to say?
	I mean, absolutely kids should learn about Jim Crow.
	Absolutely, they should learn about our past and our sins of slavery and all that stuff.
	But as Pat Buchanan says, the days of apologies are over.
	We have to move forward for fuck's sakes.
	It's not the 60s anymore.
	Blacks have been cool and looked up to in this country since Martin Luther King was shot.
	And the whole nation went, what the fuck?
	We need to fix this.
	And I believe that in the past couple years, America has said, yeah, you know what?
	I tried to fix this.
	You kept complaining.
	I'm done.
	No, I'm not racist and I'm not talking about it anymore.
	And you're not telling my kids in class that they suck.
	But teachers are Marxists and they're the last to wake up to wokeness and how dangerous it is.
	I am done.
	You're done.
	I'm done.
	What's this?
	Look at how they talk to black kids.
	Oh, yeah.
	So look at this kid.
	This is how teachers talk to black kids.
	3-0.
	No, that's not it.
	3-0.
	This is black privilege in schools.
	Come on.
	Oh, my God.
	You gotta do it again.
	I said, can you please shut the fuck up?
	Why?
	Because you talk too goddamn much, and I just woke up, and your voice is annoying.
	Okay, anything else?
	Shut up, let me think.
	Let me think.
	Let me think.
	No, I ain't got nothing else.
	Okay.
	I'm going to have you leave the meeting today, and we'll see if you can come back.
	Okay?
	I hope your day gets better, Travis.
	I hope your day gets better, Travis.
	And here's Black Privilege in 2-7.
	Just dancing along on the desks.
	That's like when a cat scratches you or does something, and you're like, he doesn't know what he's doing.
	He still loves it.
	Well, that's the thing.
	It's racist.
	Because it's the bigotry of low expectations.
	And they see black kids as less than and they coddle them.
	And when you coddle anyone, they act up.
	And then there's this kid, 30B, who keeps saying the N-word, which is an offensive word.
	At the very least, it's fuck, right?
	So the teacher says, stop saying that.
	And then she uses it.
	Because he's like, get in my face, nigga.
	She goes, what if I said nigger?
	And now she's fired.
	Well, that's what if.
	What if?
	Well, your career's over.
	Oh, I guess you're not showing a video then?
	Wait, I had the video.
	That's a pick.
	That's a pick.
	He's trying to walk out of class.
	Ryan, just find the video before I stab you.
	It's got to be elsewhere.
	Oh, wait.
	Caught on camera.
	Maybe put it in the article there, channel mine.
	What are you trying to hear that?
	Yeah, and it was all caught on camera.
	Look how serious they are.
	A racial slur.
	Shauna Jim says watching the video is heartbreaking, and she's disappointed it came from a teacher.
	Some parents and students are upset.
	You're inappropriate, you fat bitch.
	The teacher eventually lets go of his backpack, and the student tries to leave.
	Jim says her niece is shaking up from what she heard.
	Don't listen to me, don't say it.
	Like, she knows that that's a bad word.
	Look at that.
	She was really upset about it.
	Do you know what's a bad food?
	Do you know what's a bad craving?
	Yours.
	Anyway, they're not showing the whole video.
	See if you can find the whole video.
	Because he says N about 150 times.
	And she tells him to stop using that word.
	And she tells him to sit down.
	He's going, get the fuck out of my face, nigga.
	I'll take you out.
	I'll fucking kill you, nigga.
	And then she goes, sit down there, nigga.
	Mocking his language.
	And now we're going to go.
	It's not easy to get teachers fired, but the N-word is the one way.
	Even fucking a kid, it doesn't get them kicked out.
	No, that's not it.
	This top one is...
	But, you know, there's fucking commentary.
	This teacher has a hand with his from his mother.
	He may not be home soon.
	No, not soon, because I ain't not talking to him.
	He's calling his mom.
	I'll let you know, Ark.
	I'll let you know what happens.
	I'm going to have to kick you up because I'm keeping you here.
	You can't call me that.
	The rest of the day.
	See, he's calling her nigger to physically intimidate her.
	I didn't touch you.
	Bro, watch the fuck up.
	Better watch out.
	Don't you shit.
	You better watch the fuck out.
	Bro, watch out.
	I don't care if you watch the fucking thing.
	Ma'am.
	Look, I haven't touched it.
	Yeah.
	Hands up, don't you?
	You know what?
	Only once.
	Where's T. I can't visit you at GV.
	I'm 100 hit, but you're once one hit.
	You all are hit, mate.
	That kid should not be in school.
	He should be learning a trade.
	I'm so anti-education these days.
	It's nuts.
	Kids should be able to read.
	The 4% who are smart enough to do STEM should do STEM and go off to college.
	The rest need to learn a fucking trade.
	Kindergarten.
	What's it called?
	Kindergarten.
	Forced kindergarten.
	Forced kindergarten from the age of 4 to 14 and then a trade.
	If the kid shows any kind of proclivity for difficult maths and science and chemistry, engineering, by all means, go to Harvard.
	That's the way it was in the 50s.
	4% went to college.
	That's the way it should be.
	This kid doesn't want to be there.
	What is he going to do?
	Sit down tomorrow and learn a bunch of shit?
	He just needs someone to hold his hand?
	No.
	He needs a trade.
	Trade them hands.
	Are they bleeping it?
	I asked you, I said, what would happen if I said it?
	Right?
	And so you didn't think it was up that?
	Okay, so...
	She's using it.
	What would happen if I said it?
	Oh, they blinked her out.
	Why should you touch it, nigga?
	Yeah, they bleeped it.
	Yeah, she said, you better not touch me, nigga.
	You better sit down, nigga.
	In the sense that she had the Kramer thing, which is just a word.
	Now, you can talk to white kids you can endlessly abuse.
	2-9, compare this to the Zoom call.
	We said, shut the fuck up.
	And she said, okay, I hope you have a nice day.
	Now, this teacher implied, this student, what does he say?
	Scolds parents.
	I can't read it.
	For raising concerns about Zoom learning and continued cloak school closures.
	Right.
	So the parents want to monitor the teachers.
	And the teachers say, you want your fucking, your parent to come try to do my job?
	She better come correct.
	I'm a fucking whooper ass.
	This is how they talk to white kids.
	They are forced to bring awareness to the situation that they are in because other people put them in that situation.
	My question is: in each case, where is the white treating kid?
	Because we need all these.
	You need a white student union, Jake.
	You get everything.
	If your parent wants to talk to me about their profession and their opinion on their profession, I would love to hear that.
	I know very little about anything else in the world other than education, okay?
	However, if your parent wants to come talk to me about how I'm not doing a good enough job in distance learning based on what you need as an individual, just dare them to come at me.
	Because I am so sick to my stomach of parents trying to tell educators how to do their job.
	I have never once gone to a doctor's appointment and tried to tell my medical health provider how to treat me.
	Because your child is a patient.
	So you're as qualified as a doctor?
	Right.
	And also your child isn't at the mercy of this.
	Okay, sorry.
	I just, you were telling my kid that what polyamorous means, and he's four, and you were telling my girl that she's trans, and you were talking about puberty blockers, and you were saying that whiteness is inherently evil, and that America is racist, and it was built on slavery and stolen from the Indians.
	And those are opinions of yours that I think are factually incorrect.
	So I'm going to intervene there, bitch.
	Let's see how they talk to white kids in 3-1.
	Oh, wait, is that what we just saw?
	Go down?
	Yep.
	Yeah, that's what we just saw.
	We didn't get to the very end.
	What was the very end here?
	We didn't play at all?
	I don't know if there's anything substantial.
	You know why?
	Because I know nothing about that.
	I didn't get my degree in medicine.
	I am going off.
	I'm sorry.
	Going off.
	I'm questioning your degree in education.
	Come at me.
	I'm going off.
	Well, the good news is Chris Cuomo says we should kill white kids to raise awareness.
	I think it's a good idea.
	What do you think?
	Let's hear him out.
	Reform comes when white people's kids start getting killed.
	So first of all, he's taking it for granted that black kids are just getting assassinated by the police for sport.
	And then he says, nothing's happening.
	Really?
	These are armed black men that were going to kill the police, and the entire country's been on fire for 10 months.
	Actually, I've been saying that for 12 months.
	Time to update.
	It's been on fire for a fucking year.
	We just saw them break into the Columbus, Ohio police station.
	Is that nothing happening?
	And those weren't innocent blacks.
	But yeah, let's kill white kids.
	That's something no one talks about.
	We are living in an ageism era where children are seen as human garbage.
	And I'm not talking about adrenochrome or any crazy shit.
	I'm talking about real stuff.
	Like, did you see this video going around of kids at a drag queen party?
	Are you a strip club?
	A strip club at 11 p.m.
	Yeah.
	And they're being paraded around and posing in slutty poses.
	And then people are throwing money at them.
	I saw a tweet.
	That's where we're at with kids.
	You see these white kids get abused in class because they can't fight back.
	This is it.
	There's a war on kids going on.
	That's the name of this episode.
	The war on kids.
	1140 at night.
	These people have children.
	Encouraging them to be trannies is child abuse.
	What are they?
	That's like seven and nine.
	And again, drag queens are a sexual joke.
	I don't have no problem with them at gay bars and in gay culture, but they're a very eccentric joke.
	They're lampooning women.
	It's female blackface is what it is.
	And it's a very sexual joke.
	They always have names like Miss Boner and Dirty.
	Just always a sexual pun.
	It was in Miami.
	Miss Cum Queen or something.
	That's a big deal.
	Cum Correct.
	C-U-M.
	So, yeah.
	And then you had that theater in Fresno where the prow boy was fired for attending because he's a cop.
	The woman, Haley White, we talked about this on the other episode there last week where she's making movies introducing kids to drag queens at drag queen story hour.
	And I think we're up to seven drag queen story hour people linked to pedophilia.
	One of them is a sexual deviant who's been charged with sexual assault and he's still living with his adopted kids.
	Then we have the judge who was caught with kiddie porn and he was funding these drag queen story hours.
	And then we have guys that have had, we discovered later they have a record of sex with underage kids and they're at drag queen story hour.
	It's hard to look up because there's so many of them.
	So like the first four pages on Google will be the most recent one.
	There's another one.
	That was two years ago even.
	Probably plenty more since that.
	So if you're encouraging this, then you're encouraging a situation that is disproportionately dangerous for kids.
	And I noticed it in comedy too.
	You can't make black jokes, you can't make Jew jokes, can't make Muslim jokes, but you can make pedophile jokes and sexual implications and incest jokes.
	Those are all still good.
	Now if all offensive jokes were off the books and you could say them, then it wouldn't be so jarring.
	But when you watch SNL, the only offensive stuff you see is about incest and mothers fucking kids and it's gross.
	And then finally, Chris Cuomo says he wants white kids to die.
	And then Geraldo wants Dan Bongino to know that we live in a very, very racist country and cops are just in a safari.
	Cops just go black.
	They have stickers on their car.
	It's a coon face.
	It's like a Sambo face.
	They have those stickers.
	And every black they kill, they put a sticker on their car.
	Or something, yeah, a little notch or a sticker.
	No, no, it's a sticker of a Sambo.
	So you'll see cop cars with maybe 13 Sambos.
	Oh, that's what that is.
	Yeah, that's what that is.
	And it means, I took out 13 Negroes.
	I thought it was one of those family stickers where it's like, but that's the whole family.
	We got just a lot of these.
	It's a very racist caricature of a black person.
	Oh, I see.
	It's status.
	Like if you have 13 Sambos on your cruiser, you're known as a top cop.
	Oh, yeah.
	And they don't go to jail.
	There's never a trial.
	No.
	There's not a trial on the front page of every newspaper every time a cop kills a black guy.
	There is a party.
	There's a party.
	Nothing happens.
	We have to kill white kids.
	Anyway, listen to Geraldo's.
	And Dan Bongino's a fact machine, thanks in part to our own Matt Palumbo, who is a research Nazi, who that's probably not the best way to describe him, but a great researcher.
	And he helps Dan do the work, put in the work, as they say.
	Reaction, Fox News contributor Dan Bongino, Fox News correspondent at large.
	What race are you doing?
	I'm sorry, you know, Geraldo.
	I'm tired of Joe Biden, your president, out there playing the race card.
	He's been representing the state of Delaware for 50 years, Geraldo.
	And then all of these Democrats, the real leaders in Congress, because we know Chuck, Nancy, and Joe are afraid to stand up to the squad, talking about abandoning police and getting rid of the police department.
	You, you like to consider yourself center-right.
	What do you have to say to Joe Biden and the squad tonight?
	Can we just pause?
	I don't think we discussed this, but Joe Biden has said, I've seen the evidence.
	It's overwhelming.
	I am praying for a guilty verdict.
	He's already found, the president of this country has already found Derek Chauvin guilty.
	Chauvin, guilty of murder.
	The president.
	What the fuck's a judge supposed to do now?
	These ideas are stupid ideas.
	Forget about them.
	Nobody wants these ideas, but an elite few on the far left, they have no application in real life.
	But Sean, before we go on and let me talk about what is happening in Minneapolis and these other cities, I must say something about the perhaps unintentional misrepresentation of my experience by my esteemed colleague, Dan Bongino,
	on Monday night.
	I have been covering cops for over 50 years.
	I am perhaps the most deeply experienced reporters in television history.
	I have done hundreds of stories over thousands of hours with cops, everything from shootouts to executing arrest warrants to roadblocks to drug raids, you name it.
	I have been there.
	I've been to too many cop funerals to even think about.
	They are horrible.
	I am a total buff when it comes to cops.
	Cops like me, I like cops.
	This that happened in Minneapolis was unintentional, but involuntary manslaughter doesn't require intent.
	This was reckless or grossly negligent behavior.
	I have the solution to the problem.
	Cops wear their main weapon, their 9mm usually these days, on their dominant hands, let's say your right hand.
	So this is the hand that has the gun.
	The taser is on the left hand, your secondary hand.
	So they're taught use your second, use the taser in non-lethal situations.
	Tasers?
	My suggestion is reverse it.
	Make the taser the first weapon of choice.
	This is him at Win Jan Liu's funeral, Brooklyn, and he takes a selfie there.
	Hey, look, I'm at the funeral.
	Market.
	There are reports that Geraldo was turned away from the funeral.
	Oh, but I thought cops love you.
	Can you imagine how mad cops were at that fucking funeral?
	Guy's just sitting in his cruiser, gets shot by a black militant Muslim, by the way.
	No one mentions that it was a Muslim who killed Wen Jianliu.
	And then he got his wife pregnant months later.
	Right.
	Because they took sperm out of his bag.
	His dead bag.
	Good thing he didn't beat off that morning.
	Good point.
	Yeah.
	I didn't know that was possible.
	That's why it's good not to beat off, guys.
	You want to have a full bag in case you get shot.
	See, you know, I was right about that.
	Me and my girlfriend had the debate of like, do your sperm just die?
	Because I said no.
	And she's like, yeah, I think they just die.
	I was like, I think if your body's warm, your sperm lights.
	You guys debate science and biology with just hunches?
	Yeah.
	That's how you learn.
	Yes.
	That's how stupid people learn.
	My parents are gone, by the way.
	Thank the Lord.
	Love them to death.
	But having two 78-year-olds in your home for 10 days is something else.
	Also, my dad drinks a lot, so I drink with him.
	And then next thing I know, I'm fucking hammered.
	And then I have a hangover, and then I'm vulnerable to a cold because my immune system is down, so I'm not going to the gym.
	I think my cold's over.
	You're a lion.
	It doesn't say that.
	You're a lion.
	Dude, that is...
	What a...
	Oh, man.
	Him putting his hand in his head like he just goes.
	I introduced him to my gym owner on Sunday, and we're playing dice and partying.
	And he go, oh, you say that your dad's this big, fucking tough, mean Geist.
	Sweetest guy ever.
	You fucking liar.
	He's such a sweet guy.
	And I was like, just give it a bit.
	And then he starts losing with the dice.
	He goes, oh, for fuck's sakes.
	And then Ryan's like, Oh, okay.
	I'm starting to see it now.
	Old chimps, when they get old, they start getting vicious.
	Next thing you know, they bite your crotch off.
	As he said, when we were playing Trivial Pursuit, and I got every question wrong: Who is this person?
	I don't want him on my team.
	He knows nothing.
	This man?
	No.
	Yeah, that was it.
	This man knows nothing.
	This man.
	This man.
	King of England.
	That moment right there is so good.
	He's not telegraphing that for you.
	Doesn't know he's being filmed.
	He's just personally over it.
	King of England, Prince Philip.
	It doesn't say that.
	You're a liar.
	Oh, we fought a lot, too.
	That's good.
	He was pissed off that he couldn't get back into Canada.
	He went back to Florida, by the way, which I said.
	I said, Dad, you don't want to go to Canada.
	It's a fucking police state.
	The three worst places in the world right now are Ireland, Australia, particularly Melbourne, and Canada, particularly Ontario.
	Cops stop you and say, what are you doing?
	They pull you over, and if you're more than three miles from your house in any of those three places, you're getting arrested.
	No church, no grocery store.
	I don't know how you fucking eat.
	I guess it's Uber Eats for everything?
	Are you allowed to go to Costco?
	For essential items only.
	I go, you're not allowed to go for a walk, dude.
	People are dying to get out of Canada, and you want to get in?
	Go back to Florida, for fuck's sakes.
	I wish I could pull up that video where I...
	Don't let mom get date raped again.
	Where they break in and they.
	So go back to the Geraldo thing.
	I thought it was a better fight than that.
	Secondary hand.
	It takes a half a second to get that if you need that in a life and death situation.
	But if you have the taser in your dominant hand, you're more likely to use the non-lethal weapon and you can avoid...
	Horseshit.
	Tasers are not a be-all and end-all solution.
	I've seen plenty of guys of all sizes laugh them off.
	They don't always incapacitate.
	I mean, judging from the videos I've seen, I'd say they work 80 to 90% of the time.
	10 to 15% is a big fucking number when someone could blow your head off.
	Here's a better solution.
	Don't have a gun around cops.
	Put your hands up.
	Comply.
	How about that?
	How about we blame the people who are getting shot for a change?
	Oh, he didn't really have his gun on him.
	He was putting it down.
	Why did he have an illegal gun?
	Anthony's got a gun.
	I know plenty of guys with guns.
	They put their hands 10 and 2.
	They turn the engine off and they put the keys on the dash to show they're not going to take off.
	Then they say, I'm going to get my ID now.
	They get their ID, or they already have it out.
	They show the gun permit, driver's license registration.
	That's how you do it.
	And if the cop's an asshole, and they exist, asshole cops exist, no one's denying that.
	But you just seethe.
	You just think, you motherfucker, I'm going to fucking sue this whole police department.
	Okay, go back.
	18 accidental police shootings where the cop thought he or she was using a taser shot.
	Dan Bongino.
	I don't even know how to respond to that.
	I think you'll figure it out.
	Yeah, give me a second here to digest.
	I'm not responding with you.
	Hang on.
	Let him talk.
	Hold on a sec.
	Hold on a second.
	So he's saying 12 or 13 shootings have resulted from the cop thinking they were holding their taser.
	That's out of, I believe, 3 million confrontations cops have with citizens every year.
	I forget the number, but it's in the millions upon millions.
	I don't know how many of those were deaths.
	I don't know what the guy was doing.
	So you're talking about an insignificant number.
	20 blacks are murdered by blacks every day.
	I believe 130 cops are murdered every year.
	13.
	How many deaths did that result in?
	Five?
	In a country of 331 million?
	Sorry.
	It's not a thing.
	Total police public encounters in 2015 totaled over 50 million.
	550 million.
	Sorry, I was off by 50 million.
	The rate against lethal force against the entire population, 0.00000343477%.
	Doesn't sound like a very difficult population.
	It's very smidgy.
	Statistic.
	Mathematics.
	Mathematics.
	Mathematics.
	Mathematics.
	Because you're nothing but a name caller.
	You're a cheap shot artist.
	Isn't he calling him a name by calling him a name caller?
	Yeah.
	Raldo, you got to let him have his say.
	You had your say.
	Dan.
	I mean, I never talk when he talks because I like him to just say these things because they're so easy to refute, but he cannot stop talking when I do.
	But getting to his first point, there's a big difference between reporting on a baseball game and playing it, Geraldo.
	You never wore a badge, period.
	Not interested in your reporting on it because reporters deal with facts.
	And you brought the race guard into it the other night when we had this debate.
	Despite having no facts to back that up, and when I brought up the facts that there is no systemic race in the world, blacks are twice as likely to be shot by cops as whites.
	They appear in the crime stats more.
	They're laying the bricks.
	Arsonists have way more contact with firemen than non-arsonists.
	How about that fact?
	You clearly haven't seen that ever done on the subject.
	All right, one at a time.
	The Washington Post, and they spent a year albuming.
	Let him finish this speaking.
	Really?
	Why do we bother?
	Peraldo knows everything.
	Apparently.
	Dan, stop moving.
	It's your turn.
	You have the mic.
	Yeah, they did an actual study on police contacts and found no systemic racism.
	It was the Department of Justice, their Bureau of Justice Statistics, but he doesn't know any of that.
	But secondly, this is, again, one big poem about police.
	You have a 10-minute clearance to come.
	You can't control yourself.
	Take volume.
	Take volume.
	Let him control.
	You really got to pipe down.
	My gosh, you're a 70-year-old man.
	Calm down.
	Dan, get hold of yourself.
	If you put the firearm on the other side, the firearm, you would probably have to cross-draw it because you'd want to fire with your dominant hand, which if you were a cop, you'd know that, but you reported on being policing.
	What's the problem with a cross-draw?
	The problem is when you're tackled and put on the ground, the weapon's more accessible to the bad guy than it is to you.
	But because you've never done policing, never done control tactics, but you've reported on it, you wouldn't know any of that.
	So maybe a little bit of humble pie, back off, stop telling everyone about your great reporting, deal with facts, and realize you don't know what you think you know, you just know what you think you reported on.
	Those are two separate things.
	I don't pretend to be a journalist.
	Mongino wins.
	I didn't think of that.
	What's that?
	You want their dominant hand to be able to protect the merchandise.
	This is a fucking nuclear weapon I have here.
	A taser is just as bad in many ways because if he gets your taser and zaps you, it's going to be easier to get your gun.
	But I'd rather have the gun if I'm going to be robbing a cop of his weapon.
	So you want to be able to guard this because you don't want anyone else getting it.
	Apparently he calls him a son of a bitch.
	That's what we've missed here.
	Oh, okay.
	Let's play.
	Here's the list.
	That's the clip I meant to, buddy.
	Although that clip we just played was very fun.
	Yeah.
	You tell that to the black families that see their sons get killed.
	That's all you want us to rape.
	You've got nothing else, buddy.
	That's nothing else.
	That's a fact.
	You've got nothing else.
	All you want to do is see the country burn.
	You just want to see the country burn.
	That's it.
	I want to see the country burn.
	You son of a bitch.
	I want to see the country burn.
	You're nothing but a punk.
	You're a punk, Bungino.
	You're a punk.
	You wouldn't tell me that to my face.
	We'll leave it there.
	I didn't have an opinion on Bungino until that.
	And I was like, oh, he's a great guy fucking bad.
	I hope with him before.
	He's a cool dude.
	Nice.
	He was a cop, though, right?
	Yeah, he was the Secret Service, I believe.
	Super copy.
	Which we'll get to at the end in the final video because Hank Johnson said Ashley Bobbitt had to die.
	If she wasn't killed, we would have been lynched.
	All right, that's enough, Race.
	Let's get to the mailbag.
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
	Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
	Let me touch it.
	Still never touched it.
	What is this now?
	Our America VR game.
	Gavin Kat Super Vera.
	You should star my emails.
	Look at the date on when I sent this to you.
	February.
	The guy who made the World War II machine gun shooting video, the Kokis bar bomb animation, and the Biden hand green screen analysis video, which you haven't watched.
	I've been listening to you since pre-Joe ML days and your humor honesty and take occurrence helped me get through some really long, tough times.
	Smile on the face of thanks for all you do.
	And so he wants us to look at...
	Oh yeah, that was in my notes.
	Now can we see the white kid who goes to a black school and how he fares on the bus?
	Kids are cruel.
	Get over it.
	I remember the same thing happened when I was your age.
	What a pile of horseshit.
	So that is.
	Yeah, that VR game.
	Why did I cover that in my notes?
	What did I do?
	What did I do?
	Maybe.
	This is a video game.
	It looks fun, doesn't it?
	Yeah.
	You get to choose which character you are.
	Maybe my license.
	Yeah.
	Great game.
	What's the Joe Biden green screen thing?
	Do you know?
	Anyway, that's a ridiculous game that is going to be all over the news and make money for whoever made it with publicity, but no one is going to actually play that.
	And there's no evidence that black kids are victims of racism more than white kids are victims of racism or any kind of prejudice.
	Also, kids say stupid shit.
	If you've got a birthmark on your face, kids are going to call you birthmark face.
	That's just the way it is.
	Grow up.
	Get over it.
	This is what he's talking about with the green screen deal.
	Oh, right.
	Yeah, we did examine this.
	Yeah.
	Hey, that looks.
	That actually the.
	Hey, Gavin Ryan, the other day you mentioned that you have lied on several job applications.
	Yes.
	In college, I wanted to work for the in-house production studio at my university, big screen sound system at sporting events.
	I was an English major, and I had no...
	Uh-oh.
	Hello?
	Connect with the officer.
	Press one.
	I would please.
	Press one.
	Yeah, no.
	Sounds like a Scamaroo.
	Scamaroonski.
	Can I give the officer my credit card information?
	Will that help?
	You must give the money to the man.
	Hello.
	I am with the FBI.
	We need you to send us credit card info in order to protect your social security number.
	I am with Sia and Phoebe.
	You are going to jail where you will eat the poo-poo.
	And then he ends up describing a Kenyan jail.
	You will go to jail with the chickens.
	You know, with no roof and where you have to eat the millipedes in order to survive.
	You know, prison.
	What do you think about that?
	We have canteens at our prisons.
	Are you sure you're not talking about the Kango surviving the prisons?
	Oh my god, what is very hard to get out of?
	Just leave.
	Yes, but if you do, you'll be in more trouble than you.
	No, they'll find you again.
	The corrugated tin has voodoo on it.
	Oh, okay.
	So if you go near it, they curse you.
	Number one, you.
	Make sure.
	I have money from Nigeria, which is the same place that we just watched.
	Okay.
	I was an English major, had no experience in the field.
	Most of the people that get hired there were other broadcast journals and film major.
	The application had two facets, sports and production.
	I nailed all the sports stuff because I was a fan.
	All the production stuff, I had no fucking clue what any of the questions were about.
	So I lied, Googled every question, like, what is an alpha channel?
	What is the most efficient rendering software?
	It would be obvious that I was a fraud when I aced the application, but couldn't back it up when I was actually working.
	So I answered like half the questions and left the other half blank.
	This worked, and I was interviewed.
	I got the job and worked there for seven years, all the way through law school.
	This experience taught me to lie in interviews, and when one firm asked what my grades were, I replied with a packaged Twain quote, well, I can see why you should be asking that question, but you know what FDR said about law school grades.
	There are lies, damn lies, and law school grades.
	Lie in interviews.
	It gives you an immediate goal to work towards, namely become as good as what you told your boss you already were.
	Yeah, you got to deliver, too.
	You know what I mean?
	It's like picking up a girl.
	You lie and stuff, but you better treat her right and be a good boyfriend, or you...
	That's fraud.
	You know what I mean?
	So if you lie and then you fuck up and you waste everyone's time, that's shitty.
	Someone sent us, I made this the other day.
	I try to make the dimensions as close as possible to the original.
	And it's a sign you should put on your lawn.
	In this house, we believe America is not racist.
	Women have equal rights.
	A country needs borders.
	Science isn't political.
	There are only two genders.
	And kindness is overrated.
	Why aren't you putting it up?
	You fucking wiener?
	I have to open up a Photoshop.
	No, you don't.
	It opens up into...
	Mine didn't.
	It was very weird.
	It's a PSD.
	Photoshop file.
	PSD.
	Okay, mine opened in the.
	That is weird.
	This type of stuff still happens, believe it or not.
	Black bikers and police.
	Police chasing a motorcycle ends with tears and happiness.
	Oh, these guys are a fucking pain in the ass.
	They block the West Side Highway here in New York and then have drag races.
	And then they stop doing them after about 10 minutes because the cops showed up.
	I will.
	All right, Cal.
	Cal.
	I'm here.
	Hey, get back, Cal.
	What?
	This is a new technique.
	Have someone else get his gun for the proposal?
	Oh, my God.
	This cop's cool.
	What's the only problem with this whole thing?
	What?
	One of the cops is a woman.
	I didn't spy that.
	That's good.
	This is from 2016.
	I wonder what the update is.
	Hopefully they're happily married and they went to Disney.
	Well, Ryan, we know a guy who was about to get a Dewey.
	And then God went, oh, I like that dude, but I hate these guys.
	I know.
	No, he didn't hate them.
	God threw the car, another car, into a pole right next to them.
	Yeah, while he was being pulled over.
	The guy God hates the most went through the windshield and was instantly dead.
	The car bursts into flames.
	Our drunk friend is like, fuck this.
	Runs over to the car.
	Has superhuman strength.
	Bends the door frame.
	Correct.
	Grabs the two girls.
	I don't know where the fucking cops are at this point.
	They're just like, he was by his side, but he wasn't doing that.
	He was moving away from the flames.
	The car goes, bursts into flames.
	Yep.
	Saved their lives.
	That's correct.
	After they almost died.
	Got the keys back, go home.
	And the cops go, get the fuck out of here.
	Yeah.
	Like, he had a breathalyzer in his hand.
	He was like, this is no longer necessary.
	But I'm doing this show pretty well for being a sick person.
	I think I might not be sick anymore.
	This is why you should be in shape, folks.
	I was sick yesterday.
	I was sort of getting it, right?
	And getting good at it, if you will.
	So it was 24-hour cold.
	Remember, I was sneezing like a motherfucker?
	Get at it, if you will.
	Yeah.
	So that, I would say, was the beginning.
	Drank a bunch of bourbon last night.
	As of right now, I feel pretty good.
	Pretty, pretty, pretty good.
	You know what's crazy is I cannot find these two videos I've been looking for.
	The COVID arrest in Canada, where they break in, arrest the guy for breaking quarantine.
	And then in Germany, a guy's reading the Constitution and he gets tackled by police.
	Like, he's just like, he's doing nothing.
	I mean, and he gets tackled by the cops very violently for reading the Constitution in Berlin.
	And memo, he's all like, schlamente gut und crime in zie zos.
	Yeah.
	Shaisa.
	Yeah, shaisa.
	Yeah, shit.
	Yeah.
	And then, so videos like that, they don't exist unless people that get banned on Instagram all the time are posting them, risking their Instagram accounts.
	But then I get sent this one together.
	If you post anything about Black Lives Matter, Black Lives Matter, I should say, that real estate controversy?
	Oh, right.
	You get banned.
	That was story 2-2 today.
	YouTube is banning the word for communist propagandist on YouTube.
	So if you type in the Chinese word for it, they'll ban you.
	Oh, really?
	Or they'll block it.
	Excuse me.
	Sorry.
	Yeah, look at 2-2.
	You cannot point out...
	I have a very controversial opinion about that, by the way.
	Black Lives Matter is, what, a billion-dollar movement?
	The founder should have about a $1.4 million house.
	That's consistent with why does the CEO have more money than the pencil pushers?
	I think it's a scam.
	I think it's bullshit.
	But That's not a mathematical fact.
	The fact is, you started a bullshit organization that's worth a billion dollars.
	You should probably get $1.5 million.
	I made a lot more than that with vice.
	And then also, check out 2-1.
	It's illegal to criticize BLM.
	This woman is a cop, unfortunately.
	And she finds out her son's friend, who I assume is in her house, supports Black Lives Matter.
	And she goes, this is 2-1, Ryan.
	2-1.
	And she goes, when you support Black Lives Matter, do you know how much bullshit that is?
	A white woman is to be tried in court for breaking a blesse majeste act of 2015 that makes it a crime to express irreverence towards someone's belief in BLM.
	So I just assumed when I saw that French word, I assumed this was in some stupid European country.
	No, it's in Massachusetts.
	Go to the top part there.
	Officer Patricia Leo of the Milton Police Department in Massachusetts is accused of berating her son's 14-year-old black friend about his stance on the Black Lives Matter movement.
	So she intimidated him by arguing.
	Look, Black Lives Matter means cops are racist.
	That's what it means.
	And worse than that, cops are racist and they hunt blacks for sport.
	That's what it means.
	And it says, I don't like that and I wish they would stop doing that.
	It's a fucking retarded logo and I find it offensive.
	Not because I think Black Lives Don't Matter, but you're saying that I don't.
	So when you walk, I never forget, I was at this bar near our new studio, actually.
	And this woman walks in with a Black Lives Matter face mask.
	And it was like, she's saying that I don't think Black Lives Matter.
	And that's offensive to me.
	Fuck you.
	Like, it's like wearing a mask that says, I'm one of the only non-rapists here.
	Right, right.
	Fuck you.
	I don't rape anyone.
	Not anymore.
	Hey, Gab, I found the source for that one clip.
	It's a documentary called The Rainman Twins.
	I'll be.
	Oh, they're retarded in some ways genius.
	Let's see, I've been good at dropping the needle lately.
	Good luck with that.
	Yeah, I don't...
	I feel like it's towards the end because it's a wrap-up type of comment.
	I'm wrong and dumb.
	And I should be shot.
	Have you seen the reaction to Saya's Autistic movie?
	A, yes.
	B, that's ancient news.
	C, we covered it.
	I don't remember seeing the trailer.
	I think we played the trailer, but feel free to repeat it for everyone else.
	No, it's okay.
	But it's just, it's a universal bomb, and actual autistic people are like, what the fuck is this?
	No, we don't act that way.
	Brian, it was destroyed by the woke mob because they said you should have got a...
	An autistic person.
	An autistic person.
	But the autistic, the way that they portray autism in it is now the worst.
	But now that it's out.
	I think she did a really good job.
	The actress?
	Yeah.
	It seems a little over the top.
	Like, she's like, boo.
	Hi there.
	I don't know.
	That little kid turned out to be pretty hot.
	Which one?
	The main autistic chicken?
	Yeah, she's the one from Saya's first video.
	Oh.
	Oh, you're kidding.
	Oh, she.
	No, Ryan, you got the wrong take on that.
	The take on that is that they did a fine job, and Saya based it on her fucking friend, who's a complete, gimped-out, super autistic thing.
	And that's not your friend, by the way.
	You're just virtue signaling.
	You don't call her and go, hey, had a really shitty day at work today.
	Oh.
	I found this trans movie reviewer that I'm going to keep watching.
	This isn't her, but she covered this too.
	Yeah, I went down a rabbit hole.
	But yeah, a lot of really autistic people are very mad at it, though.
	Apparently, that's like really end of the spectrum autism.
	Yeah, that's who the movie was based on.
	Hey, Gabriega, we all enjoy your Warflick veteran stick, and it got me thinking about the concept of stolen valor and how it could be an accusation thrown at any black individual who brings up the slavery of the past in a discussion about race, as if it were relevant to themselves personally today, when they weren't even there, man.
	It's racial stolen valor.
	I saw an article once that said that blacks don't swim because they're scared of water, because their DNA cells remember being tossed from the slave ships.
	I think that's how it works.
	Wow.
	So I should be afraid of radiation and microwaves?
	Wait a minute.
	That implies that 100% of blacks were slaves.
	Correct.
	But then if that's true, then who are the blacks that sold the city?
	Africa exported 10 million.
	That's a lot of people, but it's not 100% of blacks.
	No, it's not.
	They were considering reparations for direct descendants of slave owners.
	I mean, slaves.
	I saw an article about that, and I thought, that can't be a huge population.
	That's not really, they're not really giving out much money to many people.
	Hey, Gavin Ryan, I'm an engineer who works from home.
	Recently, I bought a bike to ride my neighborhood on my lunch break.
	When I ride, I do not wear a helmet because I'm 31 years old and not a little bitch.
	Thank you very much, sir.
	I assume that also means you don't wear flip-flops.
	Ever.
	What about the beach?
	Fuck the beach.
	You wear your shoes to your place.
	You take your shoes off when you're at the beach.
	I don't know why men are at the beach.
	It's for women and children.
	What am I going to do?
	Make a sandcastle as I bake on the fucking...
	No.
	I like lakes.
	Men do lakes.
	Then you can go for a ride in the boat.
	You take your kids fishing.
	That's kind of true.
	Lake George is my happy place.
	Lake George rules.
	It rules.
	It's hard to make summer plans when your kids are all in sports, though.
	Ever since I started riding, though, I've noticed that middle-aged women in that neighborhood who see me tend to give me long, almost disapproving glares as I pass them.
	I wondered why, but no doubt it has to be because of my lack of helmet.
	I'm just waiting for a day when I can get scolded either as I pass them or one of these women posts a picture of me riding by on Facebook and comment I need to wear a helmet.
	It's just dangerous.
	I just think it's very telling that although it hasn't happened yet, I assume everyone's going to mother me and tell me what to do or wear.
	Yeah, we've really turned women into fucking annoying bitches, haven't we?
	And I've noticed with these middle-aged housewives, there's some latent misandry in their scolding.
	Like, they don't mind when blacks are not doing the mask and the social distancing.
	They don't mind when teenagers are doing it.
	But middle-aged men, they talk about as expectorating, you know, when you spit and stuff.
	And I read some post on Next Door, and she was talking about middle-aged joggers going by her with no mask on, expectorating and sweating and coughing.
	And you could smell the disdain in her post.
	You could tell she hates men.
	I don't know why.
	I love, I'm gay for men.
	You should have seen the crew I had on Sunday when we were playing dice.
	My dad, guys from the gym, Maddie.
	See, somebody sent in a suggestion for a Reddit.
	My dad is even mentally handicapped.
	And we had him there.
	Come on in, buddy.
	Just please stop playing songs in the jukebox.
	Somebody said in a Reddit thing where it's gay for men.
	And it's like, this is the perfect Reddit for you.
	Did you ever see that?
	No.
	I gotta find it.
	You know what's a great account to follow?
	It's all engineering.
	What is it now?
	I gotta look up what I follow.
	How do you do that again?
	You look at yourself?
	Yeah, you go to yourself and then you're gonna get it.
	I'm following 151 fuckers.
	A lot of stinkers in here.
	No ex-girlfriends.
	It's too depressing to look up the people I used to hang out with and hear them talk about Trump.
	They're still mad at Trump.
	I apologize, folks.
	This must be annoying to you.
	This is not good television.
	In the meantime.
	Brind Face, of course, Crime Faces, Doy.
	Kentucky stud punk.
	Could face $750,000 fine for allegedly breaking coronavirus rules in Canada.
	How much of a fine?
	$750,000.
	Okay.
	Industrial highlights.
	Industrial dot highlights.
	And that's a Reddit, right?
	That's gay porn for guys who love men.
	This is porn when you're a middle-aged man.
	Yeah, that's it.
	Look at that one on the top left.
	Just look at the first one.
	Like, the machines men create are just fucking incredible.
	I don't even know what that is.
	It's some kind of a pipe that can handle 8 billion liters of water a second.
	Correct.
	And distribute it to entire cities.
	You're welcome, ladies.
	Why are we so hated?
	What's with the animosity?
	And that guy who invented that didn't ask for a fucking blowjob or his face to be in a t-shirt.
	Look at this dude just quietly sorting potatoes all day for you.
	For your fries.
	I was hypnotized watching...
	He doesn't ask for anything.
	J.B. Beverly, formerly of censored.tv, rest in peace, creating a walking stick, and it's just, it's fucking hypnotizing.
	No, Ryan, shut up.
	What?
	That's totally unimpressive after what I just showed.
	Correct.
	But even this, even this level.
	Okay, here's another one.
	World of Engineering.
	It's world underscore of underscore engineering.
	Again, pornography.
	Don't watch.
	You should be alone when you watch this.
	Yeah, fabulous.
	You're going to get a boner.
	Scroll, let me see some of these.
	Voist.
	Go to another one.
	That's almost too good.
	That's like skipping the anal.
	You're welcome.
	You're welcome, Earth for men.
	Whoa.
	It just did more stuff.
	How fast?
	What does that go?
	700 miles an hour?
	Is that a Harrier?
	No, F-35.
	How fast?
	What the fuck?
	How fast?
	Is that new?
	Technology?
	Wait, you didn't know planes could do that?
	No, I knew Harriers could do that, but that looks like a real small jet.
	Yes, 761 miles an hour in dry air.
	That's nothing.
	That's...
	I got that on me.
	That's one hour from Montreal to New York.
	Wow.
	Okay, here's the last one.
	The last porn we're going to show is industrial top.
	Do you see this?
	This is actually my favorite one.
	Industrial.top.
	Let me follow this one.
	And it's just hours and hours of disgusting, raunchy man porn.
	You better have a tissue when you watch them.
	What is that now?
	It's like a wire, right?
	He's soldering.
	He's what?
	Soldering.
	I just never seen an L in there, so I'm trying to see if I could even pronounce it kind of with an L. Soldering.
	You don't pronounce the L shit for brains.
	Well, I've known that my entire life, but now seeing it, I'm seeing if I could sneak it in there.
	Soldering.
	Why?
	Soldering.
	Okay, look at another one.
	I could watch these for 100 years.
	I don't know how they did that.
	That's epoxy or the glass?
	Yeah, they painted the glass with fake wood paint.
	Oh, shit.
	I think.
	Or maybe that is real wood.
	I don't know, but it looks really cool.
	They can blend them together.
	And what else do we got here?
	See, there's a lot of variety with Industrial Top.
	He's lubricating switches with a paint.
	Lubricating these fucking switches with a paintball gun that has oil pellets.
	The fucking rules.
	You're welcome.
	Oh, nothing.
	Just carrying a fucking massive truck up a mountain in case anyone's interested.
	Look at that.
	Do you know how long it would take you and I to make something like that?
	Literally 450 years.
	And that's assuming we have access to all kinds of machinery.
	I can't even conceive.
	How do they make a guitar string?
	I have no fucking idea.
	And I just feel so not worthy.
	Like when I'm playing the thing, I'm like, how the fuck?
	The fucking...
	Now just fast forward.
	Just go from this to fast forward to this.
	Women shouldn't be allowed to talk.
	Just having opinions and talking shit and like not respecting any sort of masculine.
	We officially ban women from voting and speaking.
	I've just become a radical Muslim.
	They need burqas on.
	Yeah.
	And they need to stop talking.
	They act like royalty.
	I'm a jihadist.
	They act like Caesar sitting in the Coliseum doing the thumbs down.
	I'm a terrorist.
	You were right to call and say, I'm under arrest.
	Oh, this is cool.
	He shows you how to stretch a copper pipe by blowtorching it.
	Look, he goes, why don't you do this?
	No, it's going to split.
	No, no, no, no, no.
	Do not do.
	You want to get it nice and hot, buddy.
	You got to fucking cook it up a little bit there.
	There we go.
	By the way, I'd like to formally apologize for doing an Indian voice.
	I read Hank Hazaria's essay.
	Now you can stretch that puppy.
	All right, that's enough of that.
	There's no longer a female watching this show.
	What's up, Anaconda and Hookworm?
	That's fucked up.
	I like that nickname.
	I don't want to be called Anaconda.
	This episode is like jumping into a barrel full of titties and coming out sucking a dick.
	It made me want to shit while I was already shitting.
	That is all.
	So I guess it sucked?
	That was about the hundredth episode?
	Yeah.
	You know, so...
	Yeah, I guess it was a bad episode.
	I'm sorry, I was very sick.
	I thought it was okay.
	I texted you this before I put it up.
	It's a collage of all the drops, you know?
	Yep.
	And you sent to me, take that down, it looks like shit.
	And I can't even tell you how hurt I was because I spent so much time on it and then you said JK.
	And then I felt better.
	Well, it was a very easy trick.
	I saw that you had spent at least an hour building that.
	So I thought, let's fucking ruin it.
	Shit on him.
	I got the halftone in there.
	So nice.
	That was a nice 100th episode.
	Okay.
	Last one, let's watch a video.
	Okay.
	We're skipping that one.
	Who's crying?
	Your dermatologist.
	Oh, shit.
	Oh, my God.
	Oh, my God, dude.
	That was rude.
	How that's such a tasteful, very extreme joke.
	Okay, we'll make this the last one.
	Wow, 100 shows.
	Never thought you'd make it.
	Thought I'm sure you'd be dead by now, and Ryan would be using all the gear to make crappy music videos.
	Have you chose this Lars Roncher clip before?
	Same with Kirsten Dunz.
	Most awkward four minutes ever filmed.
	Yeah, he compares himself to Hitler.
	Go ahead.
	And then you.
	Kate Muir from the Times of London.
	My question follows on from the German romantic thing.
	Can you talk a bit about your German roots and the Gothic aspect of this film?
	And also you mentioned Gothic.
	And also you mentioned in a Danish film magazine also about your interest in the Nazi aesthetic and you talked about that German roots at the same time.
	Can you tell us a bit more about that?
	Yes, the only thing I can tell is that I thought I was a Jew for a long time and was very happy being a Jew.
	Then later on came Susanna Bia and then suddenly I wasn't so happy about being a Jew.
	No, that was a joke.
	Sorry.
	But it turned out that I was not a Jew and even if I'd been a Jew, I would be kind of a second-rate Jew because there are kind of a hierarchy in the Jewish population.
	But anyway, I really wanted to be a Jew and then I found out that I was really a Nazi, you know, because my family was German Hartmann, which also gave me some bigger.
	Dump button.
	Go ahead, sir.
	Eject.
	Trapdoor.
	Here's three shovels.
	You try to dig yourself.
	What can I say?
	Edit, undo.
	Get the guys from this engineering Instagram to maybe design something to help you.
	I think he did some wrong things.
	But I can see him sitting in his bunker in the end.
	Give him a Kristen Dunce cap.
	Lars, you're ruining my career.
	Give him sitting next to you.
	I'm getting a sunburn.
	I think I understand the man.
	He's saying he understands Hitler.
	He did do some bad things, he just said.
	Yeah, I understand much about him, and I sympathize with him a little.
	But come on, I'm not for the Second World War.
	And I'm not against it.
	I like his deep cuts before he sold out.
	Susanna Bier is.
	No, not even too much.
	I just like his paintings.
	I think he did wonderful landscapes, and no one ever talks about it.
	That was also a joke.
	I am, of course, very much for tunes.
	No, not too much, because Israel is a pain in the ass.
	Oh, my.
	Okay, well, see, that's the trouble with real liberals.
	Their true colors are not that far from fascism and Hitler.
	Do you ever hear Hitler's talking voice?
	There's the only known recording of his voice, and it's deep and spooky.
	By the way, you have to click the...
	That's exactly what I thought it would be.
	How is that weird?
	The age.
	The age restraint.
	Well, not doing like a loud speech where he's like, you have to click the age that you're over 18.
	By the way, the people that call us Nazis and we're crying at Saving Private Ryan at the Americans dying.
	We're not crying when he shoots Gunther through the head.
	You know, like, wouldn't Nazis see Saving Private Ryan and be like, oh, we're losing?
	No, the Nazis, Saving Private Ryan, the whole thing is D-Day.
	That's most of the movie as far as the emotional impact.
	That's the very beginning.
	Nazis probably would watch that and go, yeah, fucking get him.
	Nailed him.
	Anyway, let's go to the final video.
	I would like to personally thank Jim Gold for introducing me to Hank Johnson back in 2010.
	Hank said that he's worried about extra soldiers going to Guam because it will capsize.
	So go to the very last one, Ryan.
	He has successfully scrubbed this from the internet, but you can still find some examples.
	Now, this is a compilation of Hank, but if you go to the end, I'm starting with...
	Go to the very end.
	You can see him.
	No, no.
	Yeah, there, there.
	And something's leaking from the upstairs bathroom.
	Take it back.
	Nope.
	And then someone tells you that become so overly sense.
	My fear is that the whole island will become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize.
	We don't anticipate that.
	He doesn't know what an island is.
	He thinks it's a boat.
	If you want to find out about islands are not boats.
	We all know that.
	There's much more than meets the eye.
	They're connected to the ground.
	They're basically the top of a mountain in the water.
	I can't believe I have to say that.
	But even if it was a boat, right?
	It's the biggest fucking boat imaginable.
	And there's no way 700 troops is going to make it capsize.
	700 troops might make a large tugboat capsize, I guess.
	Maybe, maybe not even.
	But a boat that big is not going to capsize.
	And again, it's not a boat.
	Since it's connected to the earth, when the earth rotates every day, it's technically capsizing.
	And it's doing just fine.
	He said that.
	And then he was soundly ridiculed for it.
	And he claimed that he had herpes, a herpes outbreak, and it was confusing his mind.
	As herpes does.
	I guess he has brain herpes, genital herpes in his head, on his tongue.
	Yeah, maybe he has tongue herpes.
	So he's in the news again today.
	That's how we all know Hank Johnson.
	But he said that Ashley Babbitt had to die.
	Sorry.
	She had to go because if she wasn't shot, we all would have been lynched.
	Just all of Congress just hanging.
	That was the plan.
	So she was going to lynch everybody?
	Well, she would be the first, and then they'd all get in, and then they'd lynch every single politician in the Capitol.
	Oh, okay.
	Another herpie flare up there, Hank.
	So is there a video of him saying that?
	He's in the Capitol building.
	In the Capitol Betty Puddy Pop.
	It was nothing but a race war that was about to be unleashed.
	And had it not been for the gunshot, the one shot fired by that plainclothes officer in the speaker's lobby, right behind the House gallery, right there, if those people had been able to get through,
	they would have had us, who were in the gallery on the third floor, trapped.
	We would not have been able to get out.
	Revenue, when they finally got us out of there, we walked past spread eagles on the floor at gunpoint by the Capitol Hill police officers.
	As we went down the steps, they had us surrounded on the third floor.
	And if the police officer had not fired and stopped the onslaught on the speakers in the speaker's lobby, they would have cut off our escape route.
	They would have had us upstairs.
	And I have no doubt that some of us who look like me would have been hanging from the railings of the third floor onto the house floor, swinging like fruit.
	Strange fruit.
	We would have been swinging from those railings.
	And I tell you, strange fruit.
	What the fuck is he wearing?
	Wait, get rid of me for a second.
	Go back.
	He's got a black t-shirt on with a green dress shirt and then a black blazer.
	You look fucking ridiculous, Hank.
	You know what I think is the deal with him?
	I think he has an IQ of 75 to 80, but he has a certain cadence to his voice that's kind of deep.
	And if you don't really listen closely, he sounds like he might know what he's talking about.
	Even when he said Guam, what would happen there is that it would get to the point where the island would capsize.
	Sometimes the complaints will be false.
	So he recently discovered that midget isn't a thing.
	When was that?
	That was a long ass time ago.
	Like 30 years ago you were told you can't say midget anymore.
	By 2000 everyone knew.
	So here's him discovering.
	I don't know exactly how old this is.
	Acceptable.
	Now the M-word refers to a group of people, the little people.
	But when we say little people, I'm not talking about the Leona Hemsley little people.
	I'm not talking about the 47%.
	I'm not talking about the takers instead of the makers, as some would describe them.
	I'm not talking about the middle class, working people, poor people, working poor people.
	That's not what is meant by the little people term.
	It really refers to medical condition.
	Dwarfism is the name of that term.
	Talks and talks and talks.
	I can't believe he was elected mayor of Chicago after all that was done.
	He looks terrible.
	Condition.
	And sometimes I guess one can even say abnormally small people, abnormally small people, which to me is, I like that term better than dwarfism.
	So I wanted to say to all of those who may have been offended by my use of the term, the M-word, I want you to know that it was out of ignorance and not spite or hatred that I used that term.
	And although my friend Tommy says that I will never use that term again.
	I'll never use that term again.
	But I'll tell you, if you want to find out more about little people or abnormally small people or unusually small people, there's a website.
	There's a group actually called the Little People of America.
	And their website is at lpaonline.org.
	And I went to that website this morning and looked through it.
	And I have been awakened to the sensitivities involved.
	Wow.
	And so anyone who I offended, my deepest apology.
	This reminds me of mentally ill people, doesn't it?
	Yeah.
	Like that one guy in the bar who's touched in the head and he just talks and talks and you're like, I'm kind of mean to those people, by the way.
	And I think that's the equitable thing to do.
	I think it's bigotry of low expectations to go, yeah, I know.
	I'll just be like, okay, we got it.
	We got it.
	You don't like the M-word.
	We're good.
	That's zip it now.
	Touched?
	I forgot that term entirely.
	Yeah, that's a fun one.
	Well, I remember there's this one guy in my local bar, and he's a little touched in the head.
	And then the barmaid, she's not there anymore, but she was dating him.
	And I'm like, let's call her Elizabeth.
	No, let's call her Julie.
	I go, Julie?
	Isn't that like pedophilia?
	I mean, I know he's, and she goes, what?
	He's 32 or whatever.
	And I go, yeah.
	He's been on Earth for 32 years, but I don't think he knows what 8x7 is.
	He's special.
	That's like fucking Tom Hanks and Big.
	Right.
	Or he's Robinson and Jack.
	Or Robin Williams and Jack.
	Anyway, check out this compilation that I discovered when I was looking for the Guam video.
	We've already seen the end of it.
	But this guy is the gift that just keeps on giving.
	I love Hank Johnson.
	Am prone to do.
	I use a lot of analogies.
	Mama, Mama, the patent trolls are coming.
	The patent trolls are coming.
	Sanat show a minute and 41 seconds, sir.
	I mean, the gentleman's time has expired.
	I'm getting shorted on my time.
	30 seconds.
	If the gentleman needs additional time, I gladly yield 30 seconds.
	One minute.
	One minute.
	Let's get another minute.
	I yield another minute.
	Two minutes.
	One minute.
	One minute.
	No. 15 more seconds.
	How long has he been in this game?
	I yield the gentleman 15 seconds.
	I'm sorry.
	Mr. Chairman, I will, uh, I think I've mixed up my speeches.
	We've got to ensure access to helium for all.
	What do you do when the wolf is crying out?
	What's a wolf?
	Well, actually barking out.
	There being no helium for comedians to get that high-pitched voice.
	Do you move back from the door and then kneel down and pray and hope that everything is okay?
	Ferguson could happen in any place in America, whether or not it be in Ruby Ridge, Utah, or wherever Ruby Ridge was.
	I guess we'll probably have folks putting on white hoods and white uniforms again.
	Brings to mind occasions where, as a youth, my sister and I would go to my uncle's house.
	I would use as my text the song some of us may remember by Janet Jackson.
	What have you done for me lately?
	My uncle's wife would prepare a lot of food and we would sit down and eat and the food would taste terrible.
	What have you done for me lately?
	We had a couple more days to be there and we hoped for the best And so the next day, sat down at dinner, and we had leftovers.
	What happens when you put in a cage fight a giant in with a midget?
	The use of the midget, excuse me.
	The use of the M word is no longer socially acceptable.
	Well, the midget will not win the fight.
	I'm going to tell you that.
	Now, the M word refers to a giant and a midget.
	Does he mean a very tall guy or like a Lord of the Rings giant?
	30 midgets in with that giant.
	Are you kidding?
	Then the midgets have a chance.
	It really refers to a medical condition.
	Now they have weight classes in the representative for Georgia since 2006, which isn't that long ago.
	Right?
	That's 2007.
	He assumed office.
	Five years ago.
	It's five years ago, is it?
	Oh, no, no, no.
	It'd be 15.
	It's 15 years ago, is it?
	I don't know.
	I just added a 10 to it because I know that 6 and then to get to 1 would be 5.
	Okay, here, let me show you how to do kindergarten math.
	2007, so if you add 3, you get to 2010, right?
	That was 11 years ago.
	Oh, yeah.
	So now you add 11 and 3, and what do you get?
	Gotcha.
	What do you get?
	You know.
	You know the thing.
	What's 11 plus 3?
	11 plus 3 is 14.
	Good work.
	That's true.
	I don't realize I work with Hank Johnson.
	Okay, let's give him one more second.
	15s?
	Hold on.
	When you put a quarter in the pocket of a rich man, then there's a hole in that pocket and it trickles down.
	The quarter falls out into nickels and dimes.
	Location seven miles between one shore and the other.
	Is that correct?
	I don't have the exact dimensions, but to your point, sir, I think Guam is a small island.
	When you're downstairs in the bathroom and something's leaking from the upstairs bathroom, and then someone tells you that it's raining, it just doesn't make sense.
	I don't give a damn.
	Oh, we didn't do I Don't Give a Damn for the drops.
	Oh my god, you're right.
	Everyone, I Don't Give a Damn comes from Patagonia Pattagonia, who is an environmentalist drag queen in the Pacific Northwest, who, like all drag queens, is a self-obsessed boar and a political activist.
	And she incorporates environmental awareness with drag.
	So she'll go for a hike in stilettos.
	Patty Gonia.
	Hey, Patagonia.
	If you're on about littering in the ocean, that's a Southeast Asian thing.
	Which is we're trying to stop Asian hate here on the show.
	And you're if you're obsessed with garbage in the water, you're anti-Southeast Asian.
	Sorry, they're responsible for all of it.
	You know what's funny?
	What?
	This isn't by Patagonia.
	It's REI camping stuff.
	And his name is Patty Gonia.
	So isn't there a branding issue there?
	Yeah.
	It's like if somebody was named Coca-Cola and they were doing a Pepsi ad.
	Yeah.
	All right, let's just have a last little feed of the Hank Aaron, Hank Johnson meal.
	Become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize.
	That's it for the show today.
	Tomorrow is Wednesday, where we do the Kumiya show and the live show.
	You get a lot of gav on Wednesday, and I think more than you deserve, if you ask me.
	Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop the fight.

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