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April 13, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S03E98 - MATERIAL LIBERATION

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	White people go to school where they teach you how to be thick.
	That's White Riot by The Clash, their first single ever.
	And in it, Joe Strummer's saying, why can't we riot?
	I wish the whites would riot.
	I see the blacks rioting at the Caribbean festivals and I think Notting Hill.
	This was, they were there in 76, and there was a big riot that broke out.
	There have been riots in that Caribbean Day parade for a long ass time.
	Can you fix the monitor so it's not at a crazy angle?
	Since the 50s.
	But things were getting even more heated in the late 70s with the influx of Jamaicans.
	And they were fighting, and they were rioting and getting good at it, if you will.
	And that Joe Strummer was jealous, I think, is the moral of that song.
	And he goes, I want to riot.
	Why don't we riot?
	And I chose that song because, you know, we're seeing all these riots going on because of a dubious shooting in Minneapolis.
	Yet, remember, what's his name?
	Daniel Shaver.
	Ryan didn't remember him, and we covered this.
	Daniel Shaver was the guy in the motel.
	They said, get down on your knees, get up on it.
	Put your hands up, put your hands down, get on your...
	And he was, I'm trying.
	He was crying.
	They blew his head off.
	They shot him dead.
	He was pointing a BB gun out the window.
	Hey, he was drunk.
	He was a pest control guy at a convention.
	Remember this guy?
	There was a trial.
	The cop was found guilty.
	Sorry, he was charged with murder, but he was found innocent.
	No riots.
	This was a murder.
	This was the cops not doing their job.
	This wasn't someone who wasn't complying.
	This isn't someone who tried to take off in their car.
	This is a cop killing someone.
	And he retired after that.
	He was forced to retire.
	He's got a 30 grand a year pension.
	But the trial got zero media attention, too.
	Zero scrutiny.
	And there was no wide, riot, I want to riot, wide, riot.
	I round the whoa.
	Mick Jones never did that song again.
	Not because he was worried that it was racist, but because he thought it was shitty musically.
	It was shitty musically, but so was punk.
	That was the whole point.
	Front page of the post today, holy shit, I just shot him.
	This dumb bitch thought she was tasing him.
	Cassandra Fairbanks' take is, well, you shouldn't have tased him.
	You should have shot him.
	He was taking off.
	Her neighbor Tim Poole says, everyone has the right to bear arms.
	Madge Ture of Black Guns Matter agrees.
	He goes, leave him alone.
	So what if he's got a gun?
	Everyone should have a gun.
	I think they're all right.
	This book here, There Is No Such Thing as a Free Press and We Need One More Than Ever by Mick Hume.
	This is about Britain mostly after that scandal where they were hacking the phones and getting the phone messages of that allegedly kidnapped kid or something.
	What was it?
	And so they had the new Levinson Act, I believe it was called.
	And the Levison Inquiry.
	And they were going to start monitoring the press much more strictly because they were out of control.
	And in this British tome, Mick Hume argues, no, they're not out of control.
	They need more freedom.
	They need to be less conformist and more dangerous.
	And that's what we constantly repeat on this show.
	What happened to the bombs on January 6th?
	Why are you so fucking obsessed with a few dummies who wandered into the Capitol in the great January 6th wandering?
	That's what we should call it from now on.
	The January 6th wandering event.
	It's not a fucking riot.
	What's going on in Minneapolis is a riot.
	Peaceful protest.
	No, it's a riot.
	Now, if you search Google, the only thing that comes up for riot is Ireland, the January 6th wandering, and that's it.
	And then the fourthly.
	I noticed that.
	But Brave, if you look it up, it has a different thing.
	I mean, there's going to be riots with Chauvin no matter what.
	Even if he sent us the electric chair, there's going to be riots.
	Yeah, Brave is a little better.
	So my beef is, why do blacks get this intense scrutiny when there's an alleged injustice and with whites it's ignored?
	It sounds like black privilege to me.
	Sounds like they're above the up.
	But we'll get to that.
	We're starting on a little heady, are we not?
	Let's keep it light at the beginning so we don't lose you.
	We like to start with some appetizers.
	And Ryan has been raving about Judge Dredd.
	Judge Dredd.
	Now, I remember being a little kid in Britain, and our comics were the Bass Street Kids, Beano, Core, Wizard and Chips, Danny's Tranny, Buffalo Dan.
	Dennis the Menace, of course, was the most popular one.
	And they were all cartoony guys who got up to mischief, but we didn't have superheroes at all.
	Not one iota.
	That was an American thing.
	And then we finally got Judge Dredd.
	No, that's the American Dennis the Menace shit for brains.
	Yeah, that's our guy.
	He was Scottish.
	And he used to beat up a nerd named Walter, who he called a softie.
	Those are the good old days where you could beat up nerds.
	And it was glorified.
	Bino.
	Yeah, Bino.
	What was the deal with that?
	He's a totally different guy?
	No, Bino is the comic.
	That's a collection of various characters, various comics, but Dennis the Menace is the top guy within the Bino collective.
	The Bastriat Kids were also very cool.
	And very heavily great tattoo idea, the Bastriat Kids.
	So is the Dennis Menace.
	In fact, the singer of the Peter and the Test Tube Babies had a Dennis the Menace tattoo.
	But then we had Judge Dredd, and he was all serious.
	He was like, time for justice.
	We sort of went, holy shit, this guy's intense.
	What the fuck's going on?
	Why are these lines so sharp?
	Where's the round edges?
	And then in America, I say coming to America.
	I came to Canada in 75, but we're still going to Scotland every summer, so it wasn't like a stark boom.
	And so I was slowly introduced to North American culture.
	And then there's Spider-Man, and I remember being annoyed at how quirky he was.
	Hey guys, time for a hot foot.
	That was a little too close for comfort.
	Oy Vey.
	I'm like, why is he talking like that?
	He's not even a nerd.
	There's nerds that are just like quiet killers, which Peter Parker should have been.
	But he was like a goof.
	Like the kind of guy in the cafeteria when he'd show up with his tray going, ah, is this seat taken?
	He'd be like, oh, God, this guy's on the spectrum.
	Yeah, it's like, I call it like a nerd with too much confidence.
	Yeah.
	Aggressively.
	Hot foot.
	Look out.
	Time for Hotfoot.
	I don't get it.
	I've never heard him say that.
	Hotfoot?
	Yeah.
	That's hilarious.
	Time for a hot foot.
	That's from that movie with it's Tim Robbins, I think, and that black guy who was in Bad Boys.
	Martin Lawrence?
	Martin Lawrence.
	And they play, they're two dudes who get in over their heads.
	Well, no, Martin Lawrence is a criminal who is really just trying to make money for his kid.
	I love this movie.
	Nothing to lose.
	Nothing to lose.
	Hell yeah.
	And then Tim Robbins was just a guy who had just found out his wife was cheating.
	So Martin Lawrence goes to carjack him, and Tim Robbins goes, you just mess with the wrong guy because I don't give a shit about anything.
	And so it follows those two as they, I don't know.
	I love that movie.
	I went to see it in the theaters in New York City with my black friend, Derek Beckles.
	And one of the weirdest things about the theater was it was all black and white friends.
	Like that was the audience they were going for, and that's what they got, the black and white friend demographic.
	That's us.
	So everything, it was like a checkerboard fucking audience.
	Anyway, Derek is a bit of a rabble-rouser.
	And this isn't my kind of joke.
	Like, I'm very guarded about people.
	I went to see Rocky Horror Pictures show in the theater, like them reenact it with David Cross.
	And he was laughing and he wanted to make fun of them and heckle them.
	I just, I didn't like, I didn't want to do it.
	I don't like that kind of stuff.
	And even laughing made me feel bad because all the seats were connected.
	And as I was laughing, I was jostling someone else who had paid money and was there to see the show and enjoy it.
	I don't like prank calls where you call Domino's Pizza and waste someone's time.
	I don't mind fucking with people if they're asking for it.
	They deserve it.
	It's my favorite kind of joke.
	But when someone's like paying their money, minding their own business, working hard, and you go like, you're gay.
	I don't know.
	Yeah, yeah, no, I know what you mean.
	But it is funny in certain cases.
	So Derek decides he's going to ruin this movie for everyone.
	So he kept yelling out the corniest fucking line.
	Oh, that's where he said time for hot food.
	Yeah.
	Oh, there's a, he has a statue.
	Tim Robbins has a statue in his office.
	And when he, and it has a samurai with like a boner, it's some like old, whatever, Japanese sculpture.
	And with a, with a samurai sword, he chops the dick off.
	And Derek yells out in the theater, yikes, that's got to hurt.
	And I was just like, oh, I wanted to disappear into my chair.
	And he was talking like Spider-Man the whole time.
	He was doing nerdy Spider-Man crypts.
	And there's some other scene in there with a rocket.
	I don't know.
	Someone's on a rocket.
	I saw this, I don't know what year that was, probably 27.
	97?
	97.
	Okay, so that was fucking 23, 24 years ago.
	I'm guessing 97.
	No, it couldn't have been 97 because I was in New York at the time and I moved here in 99.
	Anyway, maybe it was in Montreal.
	No, it was definitely in America.
	So there's a scene where there's a rocket and they're on it and they shoot off like across some farmer's field.
	And then during that thing, he goes, time for a hot foot.
	And people were going, shut up, dude.
	And then he was laughing like, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, sarcastically.
	And people were doing his laugh like, heh, they were so annoyed by him.
	Obviously, that's what he was going for.
	And then at the end of the fucking movie, you ready for pain, physical pain?
	Yeah.
	He goes like this, right as the credits begin.
	Oh, no.
	He did a slow clap.
	He did a slow clap to a fast clap standing ovation.
	And guess what?
	And we're fucking douche chills right now.
	Everyone just sort of gets up and does it with him.
	Wow.
	Maybe because he's black.
	But they all got up and clapped with him.
	And he's going, Bravo!
	Bravo!
	Bravo!
	He's such a fucking dick.
	That takes away all the feel-good, happy, fun time of like a movie.
	Oh, it's a shitty movie for retards, Ryan, which I love it.
	And this song shit.
	Nothing to lose.
	Hey, there's the Antifa guy.
	Yeah.
	Oh, yeah.
	That's in our Antifa thing.
	Me and my friend Brian loved this scene because it has Scatman in it, and we love that song.
	And at the end, you remember the song, Nothing to Lose?
	At the end of the movie, it's like, Nothing to lose.
	It's like a fake Tracy Chapman song.
	No.
	Oh, I love this movie.
	You know what I hate about this movie?
	He's a thief, a carjacker, and then Tim Robbins goes to his house and realizes that he's only a thief to raise money for his daughter to go to college.
	That's why people steal.
	They're just trying to help.
	They're desperate.
	In a world that refuses to hear their voice, they're forced to scream.
	Fuck off.
	Ugh.
	So, anyway, you were telling me to watch Judge Dredd.
	That's amazing.
	Yeah, the new one.
	Not the Sylvester Stallone.
	Was Sylvester Stallone in Judge Dredd?
	Yep.
	Yeah.
	I did a back-to-back where I watched that one, then I watched the new one.
	The new one's way too.
	Were you alone?
	No, I watched Judge Dredd with my girl, and then Dredd I watched alone.
	And then I watched it with her again.
	I was like, you got to watch this.
	I know you hate blood.
	Throw your time away.
	You just spend time like a lottery winner spends money.
	I think I was like doodling.
	Sat three, six, nine hours.
	You just shat into the garbage.
	Well, this was spread out.
	This was not one day.
	I know.
	But I wanted to watch it again anyway, because it's like, I want to live in this world.
	It's kind of gratifying.
	It scratches and it's...
	That's the theme of this show.
	It's all fucking riots.
	Yeah.
	Like, but I want, you know, like a martial law type of boot stomping crushing.
	Even the rioters, deep down, they want to be disciplined.
	That's what I get a bitch who wants to get slapped.
	Right.
	They're like, throw me in jail.
	I'm a bitch.
	They literally say, shoot me.
	They're like, go, I'm going to take one for the team.
	You didn't even saw that.
	You didn't see that one.
	But a couple weekends ago, there was a guy streaming and his girlfriend was being taken away by the police.
	He's like, get off of her.
	He's like, yo, I'm going to take one for the team.
	He's streaming.
	And then he reaches for a gun and he gets shot.
	And then he shoots.
	And then actually, everybody missed.
	Like, these guys jumping in the police cars in Minneapolis.
	Don't they want to get tackled, tased, arrested?
	Like, don't you think?
	I feel like they're like, slap me.
	Grab me.
	Tackle me.
	I want something.
	I want discipline from the dad I never had.
	Anyway, go back to the trailer for Dread.
	I can't wait to see it, actually.
	I'm excited.
	It's very good.
	You got to understand, as a man, there's a lot of movies that we want to see that we know suck.
	That are not good and getting good at it, if you will.
	But we want to see shit movies like the new Lauren Chen was talking about the new Day of the Dead zombie movie.
	Can't wait.
	I can't wait either.
	Zombie movies are the best.
	What was your favorite one?
	I think Z-World was my favorite.
	Really?
	I got to rewatch that.
	I completely forgot that one.
	I'm not going to ask.
	I'm just like, all right, I'll get on my bicycle.
	The British one's good.
	28 Days Later, is that what it is?
	In the future.
	Meaning, I guess, May?
	Yeah.
	One city is addicted.
	Coca-Cola shot.
	You know what I hate?
	This is not representing it well.
	I mean, this is cool, but this is not the vibe of the movie.
	It's like the drug doesn't even matter in the thing.
	It's just non-stop killing and slamming and skinning.
	What if Judge Dredd had that Spider-Man kind of vibe?
	Uh-oh.
	Sorry, I'm late.
	The boy needs a coffee.
	Anyone got a coffee?
	People, I'm tired of the old world.
	Well, that woke me up.
	Are you shooting at me?
	Isn't that an afternoon type of thing?
	Guess it's time to roll.
	Yeah.
	It's September.
	Back to school.
	Today's lesson?
	Bullets.
	She has control of everything, including water.
	You know, I'm going to have to put you in a timeout.
	This is mama.
	Someone has blocked the two judges.
	That's not good.
	I want him dead.
	We're going to have to go through them.
	Rookie, you ready?
	Got the Batman voice.
	Yeah.
	Trying to look ready.
	She is a spokesman.
	We're going to have to go through them.
	Let's finish this.
	There's no...
	Oh, I just finally got the concept right now.
	Judge Dredd means he's judge, jury, and executioner.
	Absolutely.
	There's no trials.
	No.
	Street justice.
	Ah.
	I just got that now after hearing of Judge Dredd in about 1977 when I was seven.
	It took a while.
	Fuck yeah.
	Get off my lawn, bitch.
	Basically, Judge, jury, executioner.
	So this is called Minneapolis the Movie.
	Negotiations over.
	Um I kind of want to just jump into this, dude.
	I'm sorry.
	I'm gonna have to do it.
	Let's call it.
	Let's.
	I guess it all goes under racism in a sense.
	Okay.
	I mean, this is race, right?
	This is racial.
	This is racial.
	Oh, by the way, speaking of the chauvin trial, prosecutors are done.
	Wait.
	Yeah, and then now it's up to the defense.
	They haven't even started.
	No one cares.
	Like, the rioters don't care.
	They could have footage of the knee on his shoulder blade.
	They could have the autopsy saying it was 100% fentanyl, zero damage to his body.
	Doesn't matter.
	There's going to be riots.
	Everyone in Minneapolis, plywood up your stores.
	If I owned a retail shop in Minneapolis, I'd rig it like home alone, like Kevin McAllister.
	Yeah.
	I would hire Kevin McAllister and say, hey, I know you just had a baby with Brandy Song.
	I would like you to set up some tar, some nails, a paint can swing.
	You're going to heat up the doorknobs.
	Did you know that Brandy Song and Macaulay Culkin are having a baby?
	No.
	How do you know that?
	Because I checked Twitter moments to see if the world's on fire.
	And because Twitter's IQ is around 90, it's mostly retarded pop culture.
	Retardog.
	I guess they both talk about.
	She was a child star, too.
	It was an all but not a news.
	Oh, Brenda Song.
	Yeah, Brenda Song.
	She was.
	I thought he was homosexual.
	We know they both got fucked, right?
	Oh, wait, he's gay?
	I always thought he was.
	Why?
	Well, I'll show you why.
	There's got raped.
	Let's see.
	Culkin.
	All child actors were raped.
	Yeah, it's a fact.
	And if you want your kid to be a child actor, you're responsible for their rape.
	Because he eats pizza gay.
	Wow, you really did your research.
	There's evidence if I've ever seen it.
	Like that eye thing?
	Like, what is that?
	I guess that's like kid overacting, but like the nail polish and...
	I don't know.
	I just thought that was pretty gay.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, just think him to be a pizza.
	What is that that we're watching?
	Macaulay Culkin eating pizza.
	It's from a channel called Pizza Underground, and it's just people eating pizza.
	Could be pedophile shit, actually, looking back at it.
	Oh, yeah.
	Pizzagate.
	Yep.
	Actually, that's the only pizza thing there.
	He did a...
	Wait, the whole channel is people eating pizza, and there's only one person eating pizza?
	No, you know, I thought it was...
	Why are we getting our news from Ryan Rivera?
	I remember, I looked this up, but no, it has everything to do with pizza, but that's the only thing with...
	Okay, folks, don't ever listen to Ryan for information on this show.
	I mean, I'm dubious at best.
	I thought I researched this before, though.
	Oh, okay, that makes it better.
	Maybe that's the wrong channel.
	Let's jump to Sam Hyde.
	So right now we're going to talk about the Minneapolis shooting.
	We saw this yesterday.
	I don't think we've actually shown the footage.
	The body cam footage came out after we were done recording the show.
	The show was late yesterday.
	Why was that, Ryan?
	That's because I prepped myself to work remotely, but the files weren't downloading because I was picking up my brand new car.
	Ryan's got a new car.
	It's the first car of his life, right?
	Yes.
	And so, yeah, I tried to compress the files, send them to myself, but on the road, you know, I have my laptop there with the little hotspot, but it wasn't downloading.
	So I was like, shit.
	So I just raced back to get to a stable Wi-Fi and then had to put the show up and it was late.
	And I'm sorry.
	Okay.
	Well, we're obviously talking about...
	Everyone's seen the body cam footage, right?
	I don't even think it's in the notes.
	It was so everywhere.
	She's, he, Duante is under, he had a gun charge.
	It looks like he was a gangster.
	It looks like he was a criminal.
	And they were about to handcuff him.
	Before they can get the second cuff on, he slipped out, jumped in his car.
	They're saying, stop, stop, stop.
	Look, I'm no expert, but I would be inclined to let the perp go.
	Like, get in the car and chase him, obviously, but not, like, try to tase him from driving away.
	You know what I mean?
	Anyway, she goes, taser, taser.
	And then she says, holy shit, I just shot him.
	He makes it for about, I don't know, a couple blocks and then dies.
	So everyone's seen this, right?
	We didn't show it on the show, but we also didn't play Michael Jackson's Off the Wall on the show.
	I knew that shit was gay when it came out.
	I was only 13.
	I bought The Who, It's Hard, and my cousin Chuck bought Off the Wall.
	Are you talking about a Michael Jackson record as a man's being shot?
	Like, literally, there's a shooting happening.
	You can tell she thought it was a taser by the way she pushes the gun.
	Yeah.
	Like, psu, psu, as opposed to a gun, you're ready for right.
	And you wouldn't get the gun in their range, like their reachable range where they can grab it.
	That's also how you know that she didn't think it was.
	Oh, right.
	Yeah, yeah.
	So I blame affirmative action.
	You know how I feel on this show.
	I think Ryan agrees.
	Female cops are a fucking nightmare.
	True.
	This woman had been on the force for 26 years.
	My contention is they don't have adrenaline control.
	My contention is that they get overwhelmed.
	There's all kinds of problems.
	And I talk to cops, by the way.
	I'm not just sitting on my ass and coming up with theories.
	And I knew this one cop, big, huge guy.
	He had this little tiny five-foot-tall female partner.
	And he would call for backup as they were arriving because he knew there was going to be problems.
	That pissed her off.
	So she would overcompensate to show him that he doesn't need to call for backup.
	And she'd get in the face of the guy.
	Now the guy looks like a bitch.
	Not the cop, but the perp.
	And so he overreacts.
	He starts getting violent.
	Now there's violence.
	Now he has to.
	And then she can't handle him.
	So he has to fight the fight that she started while she stands there running around doing nothing.
	And then more guys show up.
	That's one I go.
	You even see this in the military.
	Terry Shaper talks about this, where he goes, I'm in a bunker, I'm in a foxhole, whatever, and I see a woman going over.
	My natural instinct is chivalry.
	My natural instinct is to say, stand out, get back, get back, I got this.
	And put myself in more risk than I would with a dude because I want to protect the woman.
	It's in my DNA.
	So they don't belong there either.
	But yeah, in police work, you see a woman putting herself in a perilous situation.
	Your first instinct is, I got this, sit down, sit down.
	I'll help you.
	And I don't think that was the case here.
	This was another problem with female cops, and there's a lot of them.
	They start shit.
	They can't fight.
	In this case, the problem was adrenaline control.
	And she was obviously so hysterical, and her heart was pounding so fast that she couldn't tell the difference between a heavy Glock that's on her right-hand side and, I don't know, an eight-ounce taser that feels totally different.
	That's a totally different color.
	It's a totally different weapon.
	That's because she was delirious with fear.
	Her subconscious took over.
	Ladies, get out of the police force.
	You can do paperwork and stuff, but you shouldn't be on the street.
	And I think wimps shouldn't be on the street.
	It's a job for a man over six feet tall.
	Oh, this is that famous one, yeah.
	But this is in Europe, right?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, this is in like Sweden or some shit, the Netherlands.
	It would be fun to beat up six cocks.
	Yeah.
	Wait, there's a Samaritan.
	Yeah, that's the end of the video where some dude from one of the buildings runs down.
	God, that looks like a depressing place to live, doesn't it?
	It looks like a ski resort without the skiing.
	Yeah, that looks like running away.
	What are you running away from?
	Rocks?
	Look at the formation.
	Say you get a rock.
	Worst case scenario, you got to get three stitches.
	We used to do that as kids.
	Stand across the street from each other and whip rocks at each other.
	Try to deke them out.
	Yeah.
	I had stitches all.
	I still have the mark.
	I don't think we ever made severe contact like that where stitches were necessary.
	Yeah, Mike Reed busted my head open.
	You could tell people that you fought six cops and then they're like, well, what do they look like?
	And you're like, arms.
	Why are we nitpicking?
	I beat up six cops.
	Were they male?
	All right, so let's dive into this.
	Sam Hyde called this months ago.
	He called this shooting.
	Said it was going to happen, and it did.
	The man is a prophet.
	He's our Jesus Christ.
	The prophet Sam Hamid.
	Peace be upon him.
	If you ever catch the eye of a female cop, why does he always have to stay so hydrated?
	Yeah, he loves that tin.
	That's annoying.
	Full of water.
	He must piss 600 times a day.
	And who's the twerp next to him?
	That's his buddy Bicflame.
	Who does what?
	Just eats pizza the whole show with his socks on?
	He's just chill as hell.
	I hate people with socks on.
	They're like little fucking foot mittens.
	That's Ed McMahon.
	Put some shoes on.
	You're on TV, socky.
	Socky locky.
	Hope you wore your bulletproof vest.
	Hope you got your vest on, man.
	I am praying for you.
	Unironically.
	You ever catch the eye of a female cop?
	Man, I hope you wore your vest.
	And I am praying for you because that gun on her waist at some point is going to accidentally go off.
	Okay?
	She's going to draw it out thinking it's a taser.
	She's going to have her finger on the trigger before she's ready to fire.
	She's going to do this because you didn't put your hands up fast enough or whatever.
	Something you did made her feel threatened.
	You're taller than her.
	She feels threatened for her life.
	She's a female.
	The only recourse she has physically is to shoot you.
	And I just hope that if you ever get pulled over by a woman, you're wearing a fucking bulletproof vest and a Kevlar helmet.
	Whoa.
	Called it.
	That was the eeriest prediction I've ever heard.
	By the way, speaking of Kevlar helmets, this is a little bit farther ahead, but go to 2-8.
	So the mayor gets out there and you notice this is a perfectly normal, peaceful protest, and it's not dangerous at all.
	And you're just supposed to not notice that he has a fucking Kevlar helmet on his head.
	Look at that.
	That is one of the more intense.
	I'm not scared.
	No one should be scared.
	This is a hat.
	This is a baseball helmet.
	I just came from practice, and I didn't have time to take it off because it's stitched into my weave.
	Takes me a month to get off.
	That's his third one, too.
	It's got the number three.
	He went through two of these already.
	It's my third baseball helmet with the peak broken off.
	The press guy who's been there all day and ideally will be there for the rest of the night has one with holes in it.
	He's got a bicycle helmet.
	But the other guy's got a fucking military-grade Afghani helmet.
	And this isn't like some scoop guy, you know, some intrepid journalist exposing him.
	This is him.
	Mayor Mike put this up himself.
	Earlier this evening, I had the opportunity to talk to these peaceful protesters.
	I assured them we are working collaboratively with all involved agencies and we'll get to the bottom of this.
	Our city is calm now.
	Our city is calm now.
	Did you know that?
	Where do you see the amount of clips I have?
	I'm devoting the whole show to these rights.
	The city is not calm.
	Judge Dredd is on the way in his fucking spaceship.
	The city is calm now.
	Thank you.
	All who came out to peacefully protest and then went home.
	Maybe not to their homes?
	And then went to a home.
	He said went home.
	Right.
	You don't got to go home, but you can't stay here.
	You don't have to go to your home.
	Go to another home.
	So the chief of police, who's getting pelted with cans of frozen pop, says, no, it's not that peaceful.
	It's a riot.
	And the media, who sound ethnic, say, no, don't say that.
	There was no riot.
	To issue a dispersal order while they were peacefully protesting in front of the police station.
	What led to you to issue a dispersal order and then on the back end of that 10-minute dispersal order, didn't issue out CO2 chemistry and gas for the crime station?
	Just so everybody's clear, I was front and center at the protest, at the riot.
	We did not.
	Don't do that.
	There was.
	So don't do that.
	The officers that were putting themselves in harm's way were being pelted with frozen cans of pop.
	They were being belted with concrete blocks.
	And yes, we had our helmets on and we had other protection gear, but an officer was injured, hit in the head with a brick.
	Brick, that was a Henneman County deputy.
	He was transported to the hospital.
	So we had to make decisions.
	We had to disperse the property because we can't allow our officers to be harmed.
	And I've already answered the question, I believe, about your lighting.
	I know that's a big deal with you, and I understand that.
	But I thought I'd explain that myself.
	So that is, I told you it's my decision, and that's why I've made that decision.
	Is there another question?
	Don't do that.
	Isn't that weird hearing the media say don't do that?
	And he sounded American Indian there with lighting.
	I already answered your question about lighting.
	Chief hit by a brick head.
	For the record, Maggie Longclaws is pregnant.
	Chief wears a hat.
	Went in.
	And Mayor wears a helmet.
	Chief riots peacefully.
	Mayor baseball.
	Mayor fastball change up.
	Judge Dredd, that one's just the same.
	So let's go back a bit.
	So we jumped ahead.
	Duante's parents say it wasn't an accident.
	You know why?
	Because I lost my son.
	I can't accept it was a mistake.
	Duante Wright's parents refused to accept that veteran cop at 26 years, who was training a rookie, could confuse a guy with a taser and accidentally kill their son.
	So their version of events is: she went, Time to clean up the streets.
	She's Judge Dredd.
	Right.
	She's like, I could use my taser or I could tidy up Minneapolis.
	She was trying to impress the rookie.
	I blame the media for the fact that such a radical belief could become mainstream.
	That cops just want to kill perps.
	You know what?
	If there was a serial pedophile, John Wayne Gacy, and he was near the bridge and he was going to commit suicide, I could see a cop having butterfingers.
	I would believe that.
	I would have butterfingers for sure.
	I'd say, oh no, he's falling.
	I couldn't get him, Chief.
	I have footage of you going like this.
	Yeah, I have weak fingers.
	You had an erection.
	But like, just some, and the kid wasn't that much of a criminal.
	There's pictures of him with money.
	He had a gun charge.
	It's like textbook definition, normal small-time criminal.
	Not like the end of the world.
	Not someone that a cop goes, that bastard with that gun charger didn't show up to court and was probably selling Coke.
	Ooh.
	Cops, that's their bread and butter.
	They don't care about that.
	It's basically one-up from pot dealer.
	So she wasn't tossing and turning all night.
	She's incompetent.
	She's a female cop.
	They're useless.
	There I said it.
	Rahib Talib Mahachan Muhammad Makan, Shaloom Shalib, 23, Rashida Talib, says, I think we're done now.
	Not defund the police, not retrain the police.
	I don't agree with either of those.
	Abolish them.
	Starting with the females, maybe.
	Let's see how that works.
	Yeah, actually.
	Why don't we start with ridding the police force of affirmative action and getting rid of every cop that's under six feet?
	I don't see Judge Dredd with a taser, by the way.
	There's no confusion on what he's pulling out.
	Yeah.
	There's two judges in this building.
	Squad member Rashida Tlaib calls for police to be abolished because force is intentionally racist and cannot be reformed.
	She calls Duante Wright's death government-funded murder.
	So she's going even farther than the crazy parents.
	And by the way, I totally forgive the parents for being irrational.
	You lost your son.
	God knows what any of us would do if we lost our son.
	We would probably go on a cop-killing rampage.
	We'd snap.
	You'd go delirious.
	So no one's criticizing these parents.
	No one's saying.
	Go ahead.
	Say the craziest shit you can imagine.
	I don't blame you.
	You must be experiencing levels of grief that's unfathomable.
	However, politicians are meant to be astute and rational and reasonable.
	And your takeaway is even crazier than she did it on purpose.
	Your takeaway is she did it on purpose.
	They're always doing it on purpose.
	And therefore, they do more harm than good.
	Therefore, we need to get rid of all police.
	How about we start with your neighborhood, Rashida?
	Yeah, was she like related to him?
	The police were not very active in these riots in Minneapolis.
	And what happened?
	Minneapolis was peacefully looted.
	Oh, no.
	And they can't do anything about that either.
	You blow smoke in his face?
	I would arrest the smoke.
	Me too.
	You don't want that smoke?
	It's like, well, I got it.
	Damn.
	We're getting to dread.
	Look at this.
	It sucks that they're castrated.
	They can't do anything.
	So that's Ryan's fantasy.
	He just wants them marching in here.
	I want full authoritative.
	Well, the narrative is that whites are above the law, right?
	Go to 2-4.
	They just kill with impunity, especially cops.
	I've seen sweatshirts that show like a dark guy, it says same crime, and it's a dark face, and it's like 15 years, a lighter face, five years, and then a white face, zero time, and then a cop's face, and it says like pension and rewards.
	My pocket screw vanished.
	So tired of white men in power letting other white men in power off the hook for every type of crime imaginable.
	Okay, this is what annoyed me about that.
	Like letting white men off the hook for every type of crime imaginable.
	And how much have we seen of the Chauvin trial?
	Like daily updates.
	Why didn't we see anything about the Daniel Shaver trial?
	That cop was let free.
	Why didn't he care?
	White riot.
	I want a riot.
	White riot.
	Where was the white riot for this?
	Where white dudes who were, or even a pest control riot, he was in pest control.
	Where's the pest control guys smashing windows and freaking out?
	Or why wasn't it in the paper every day?
	This is black privilege.
	And this is, you know, if they're saying that this happens the least, whites being shot by cops, actually happens like a lot, right?
	It's pretty.
	What happens more?
	In Heather McDonald's book, The War on Cops, she statistically proves that there's a much better argument for a Hispanic lives matter and a white lives matter because they are killed much more often than they appear in crime stats.
	But even going by the media, let's say that whites get shot a lot less.
	That's what they're probably trying to insinuate.
	And so why not cover it as, you know, like if it's so rare, then you would cover this and be like, this happened.
	But if a Japanese baby was kidnapped and stolen and taken to Africa, that's happened once.
	That will have been the first time.
	So yeah, it would be all over the news.
	Check out this freaky story.
	I thought about this earlier.
	I was like, maybe either there's two types of people, people that would riot and people that wouldn't.
	You know, I don't know if there's much that could make the average person who wouldn't consider rioting riot.
	No matter what they're doing.
	There's going to be a riot in Minneapolis no matter what.
	We've seen this a million times.
	Although, remember in New Rochelle, there was that guy who shot at a cop, but he had no clip and no one cared because they all thought he was an asshole.
	So you can get to a level of asshole where no one protests.
	But look at this crybaby 2.6 and tell me, I want to watch, can you dig up some sort of video?
	I want God to work for this show.
	Wouldn't that be cool?
	And we'd say, God, I need you to find me a video of this dude when Daniel Shaver was killed.
	And you could just show him picking his nose and playing Super Mario.
	It's a gay place to get a tattoo.
	I have a tattoo there.
	You do?
	I sure do.
	Let me see.
	It says Black Lives Matter.
	Yeah, that's different, though.
	And you have other tattoos.
	Yeah.
	Oh, you're aware of that.
	That's only tattoos on your inner arm.
	That means you don't want your mom to see it.
	Right.
	Well, that's like a girl tattoo where they're like, I just want like a small arrow where nobody can see the ankle.
	Just to say I got a tattoo.
	I just want one on my foot that says serenity.
	Yeah.
	They love that.
	Faith on my wrist, but very small.
	Insignificant.
	Dedication.
	Belust.
	His mouth.
	Is that Miles McInnes?
	It looks like him.
	Can't tell because it's lagging.
	Uh-huh.
	How many times is enough?
	Yeah, like, I got to go to work tomorrow.
	Wait, keep going, though.
	Did you not show the whole thing?
	Because one of them, he goes, Black Lives Fucking Matter.
	Oh, he must have missed it.
	No.
	There it is.
	That was the end of it.
	Number one.
	And it's cool because he says Black Lives Fucking Matter, and they get that that's superlative.
	So they stick to Black Lives Matter.
	They're well trained.
	This is a big thing with Marxists.
	Oh, interesting.
	Now listen to them.
	Let's do the.
	I'm not doing the fucking.
	It's like if they were singing Little Word Corvette, they wouldn't say, baby, you got to slow.
	Don't, sorry, you got to slow down.
	Right.
	Or let the red govet.
	Yeah, they wouldn't say that.
	Because that's a flourish.
	Or they wouldn't say lads.
	Or you know that they would definitely say that.
	Or they would say what?
	Everybody.
	Yeah.
	Fucking garnishes.
	These are all peaceful protests, by the way.
	Please keep in mind, when you're looking at all this footage, today's show, you're looking at nothing but peaceful protests.
	This was a funny quip, funny meme 2.7, saying, what if these writers were MAGA?
	Make that full screen.
	What would that be like?
	And doesn't that, you know what?
	This exposed my own prejudice in my own body.
	Because when I saw that, I thought, look at the, this is bad.
	They used to be.
	Oh, wait, yeah, I thought that was real for a second.
	You thought that was real.
	You thought someone got it.
	I thought that was a clip from the clip from the Minneapolis Riots.
	And they have photoshopped in a podium, MAGA hats, and QAnon's crazy horns.
	That took me a second.
	And doesn't even your own brain go, fucking megas, motherfuckers?
	Like my own brain goes to the brain.
	Yeah, no, I shun them.
	I'm a liberal.
	Yeah, I said, I can't believe they did that.
	Like, I saw a lot of stuff from the Capitol, but they were.
	Like, I'm part of it.
	Like, I'm brainwashed too.
	When I see the blacks on the cars, part of my brain goes, stop killing us.
	Those poor kids, stop killing them.
	And then I'm not fully de-brainwashed.
	And then when I saw this, part of my brain went, fucking Trump supporters, they're such assholes.
	I hope they get arrested for this.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	You see your own prejudice.
	True.
	That's like the time I was at this theater Cinéma La Mour in Montreal, which is a porn theater.
	And there was a guy who worked there, and he was black as coal.
	And he had big eyes, and he had big red lips.
	I guess I can't do it.
	And he had white gloves on because he was a matrix at a theater.
	And part of me was offended, like, that he's racist.
	It's a racist depiction.
	Like, part of me wanted to go over and go, buddy, buddy, let's take it down a notch, please.
	You're a racist caricature of a black person.
	And he's like, this is who I is.
	And you're like, oh, no, no, no, sir.
	We can't do that.
	You can't do that.
	It's even worse.
	You know what?
	You're under arrest for a hate crime.
	What?
	I'm just doing my job.
	Cha.
	Yeah.
	Tap dances out of there.
	Can I dance my way out of the charge?
	No, sir.
	You just made it 10 times worse.
	You're going to jail.
	Then he's in jail.
	What are you in for, man?
	Hate crime.
	What was your crime again?
	I'm a racist caricature of myself.
	Yeah, it's like my old sushi chef boss and his wife.
	It's like so Asian.
	She was telling me about a road race thing.
	He's like, somebody gave me a middle finger, so I said, how about the fuck are you?
	And I was like, that's Miss Kwan on Mad TV.
	I was like, that's mad TV.
	We've been so brainwashed that sometimes when someone fits an archetype, we're offended because it's stereotypical.
	Yeah.
	And these riots are pretty darn stereotypical.
	Talk about eating fish eyes.
	And I'm like, no, you don't.
	You don't have to eat.
	Oh, yeah, I do eat a fish eye.
	You know what I was realizing the other day in the suburbs?
	Everyone is so offended by my like 10 things I had about the Jews and rice balls and monkey actress because they don't get how we talk in a diverse group.
	Like when I insult you for being Asian or Puerto Rican, that's how people talk to each other.
	Like at the gym, when it's just Larry and it's all white dudes, which is pretty rare, someone will go, you better fucking watch it, Larry.
	You're the only black guy here.
	Right, right.
	It's like, see, that's how guys talk to each other.
	Yeah.
	And they have only grown up in a white bubble.
	So when they hear anything racial, they assume it's like, God damn it, we got a monkey actress on the TV.
	Right.
	Because they've never had riff sessions with other groups.
	Also, when you're involved in comedy, it's like that's now you're juggling.
	You know, jugglers juggle bowling pins, but if you set them on fire, it's a little more risky, right?
	So it's like using risky concepts.
	Yeah, just going to the edge.
	And they don't get that.
	What do you do?
	Every time I leave the gym, I have this compulsion to say, bye, Larry.
	My arm's up, and I feel like going, sometimes I feel like, white power.
	But I can't, obviously, would never do that.
	So last time I did it, I yelled out, black power.
	And he goes, white power, back at me.
	And everyone stopped boxing and looked over.
	I was like, I don't know what the not a fan.
	Who are you again?
	Don't leave me hanging.
	Okay, so this was funny, this concept of kill me last.
	And I saw right after the black Hebrew Israelites had murdered two people at a kosher deli, two Jewish people at a kosher deli in New Jersey, there was this big ritual in Brooklyn with Black Lives Matter.
	And it wasn't just secular Jews, it was Orthodox Jews.
	And I said to Ron, I go, what's going on here?
	Like days after you're murdered, you're saying, I agree with you and your cause.
	And Ron goes, they're just saying, kill me last.
	It's like pleading for mercy.
	And it doesn't work.
	Surely you learned this in grade school when everyone was beating up Craig Fraser.
	And he goes, no one likes me.
	I don't have any friends.
	I didn't do anything to you.
	And they just, like they go, oh shit, what the hell is a wake-up call?
	No, they just keep pounding.
	Now you're a pussy and beat up.
	And now you're not going to fight back.
	So now I feel even more confident kicking the shit out of you.
	Die with some dignity.
	Racism has no place here.
	We support the black community.
	Please don't break our windows is basically the next sign.
	And what does that get?
	Yeah.
	But they leave the banner alone.
	Headquarters of the world.
	This is where you fill out an application to have a cop murdered and we go and take care of it for you because we hate cops.
	Yeah, but all cops are bastards.
	Maybe they're doing something nice.
	Maybe they threw, they're like, this is a nice rock.
	You know, like when you feed a cat, like a stray cat, it'll bring you a mouse.
	You're like, I don't want a mouse, but it's a nice gesture.
	Right.
	Let me explain to you why those windows were smashed.
	Because it's fun.
	That's it.
	Stop trying to inject politics and racial equality and all this.
	No.
	It's an excuse to riot.
	And as you know, from being 11 and walking through the forest in an abandoned lot and seeing an old factory, to pick up a brick and throw it at the factory and smash one of those little four by six panes, it's cool.
	It's fun.
	It goes, it's really loud.
	If you're really lucky, you find a TV and you throw a brick through there and it makes a big thunderous boom.
	That's a blast.
	That's it.
	But it says ACAB, isn't that?
	All cops are bastards?
	No.
	ACAB is an acronym.
	You know what it stands for?
	Rioting is fun.
	I'm enjoying this riot.
	As Jello Biafra says in the song Riot, tomorrow you're homeless.
	Tonight it's a blast.
	Rioting, the unbeatable high.
	Rioting shoots your nears to the sky.
	Rioting, you're playing right into their hands.
	So yeah, your little donations don't help, but it doesn't stop them.
	Look at this Footlocker.
	Footlocker begged $200 million in donation.
	By the way, that woman, Black Lives Manners, who you get, by the way, you get suspended on social media if you point out that she bought several million dollar homes.
	That's kind of, when you think about what BLM took in, this is a crazy angle, folks.
	Say it's a corporation like the SPLC and they're raising money.
	Like Morris D's home was worth a lot more than $1.4 million.
	So she's actually, when you look at the size of the monolith she helped create, I think she spent about $3 million on real estate.
	That's not so crazy.
	As for a CEO salary of a nonprofit of that magnitude.
	Look at other nonprofits that are taking that money.
	I bet they have nicer homes.
	Now, obviously, we're outraged that they didn't spend any money on a black college fund or cleaning up the slums or some sort of gun awareness program, gun rights thing in the hood.
	Give some to Maj Touré and his black guns matter thing, something like that.
	No.
	So that's what pisses us off.
	But to really focus on the fact that the CEO of a billion-dollar corporation has a $1.4 million home.
	It's a diversion.
	Oh, no, we're not watching that.
	They were showing that a drive-by hit a woman holding her one-year-old child.
	This violence happens every day in our cities.
	Every single day, BLM has nothing to say about this.
	These lives mean nothing to them.
	You can show the picture without showing the video.
	And so you're watching a baby die?
	Because there was an 11-month-old killed.
	No, the mother, I think, Brittany Hill was gunned down while holding her one-year-old child.
	So, I mean, very well.
	Because there was similarly, I can't remember where this was, but there's an 11-month-old who was killed in the car during a drive-by.
	How could there be two drive-bys with a baby involved in the past 24 hours?
	Walmart 2, they begged for help by saying, we support you.
	Ooh, we support you.
	So there's the Footlocker one.
	Oh, yeah, that's Walmart and Footlocker together.
	Post-millennial.
	$300 million.
	Was that each or total?
	$300 million, probably total, to get looted during racial justice riot.
	Now, no one should be surprised by this.
	The only people who should be surprised by this are the analysts, the academics that pour over this data and imbue it with some sort of political agenda.
	Stop!
	It goes back to the black on Asian thing.
	Stop!
	There's no rhyme or reason to it.
	It's wanton crime.
	And why is there wanton crime?
	Because we got rid of the police.
	We listened to Rashida Tlaib and said they don't need to exist.
	When you take away law and order, you get broken windows.
	That's why Giuliani pursues broken window theory, because the inverse is true.
	If you make sure you repair every little broken window, there's going to be less violence.
	Giuliani cracked down on turnstile jumpers.
	And I know I don't sound very libertarian right now, but in a state of emergency, which New York was in in the early 90s, it Works.
	Sorry.
	I want there to be fewer laws.
	I want everyone to have the right to have a gun that's over 18.
	But once those laws are established, they have to be enforced.
	Those are all civilian vehicles waiting to pick off.
	You see that line of vehicles?
	Just people.
	It's like a drive-thru.
	They're waiting for the next Star Wars to.
	Don't jump ahead to the safe.
	So 3-4, I thought this was great.
	They describe it as material liberation.
	That's sort of...
	I always get in shit for mispronouncing this.
	Anthropomorphosize?
	Anthropomorphize.
	I thought it was anthropomorphized, but that's.
	I've heard it from you.
	Yeah, I think I've been getting it wrong.
	Look it up.
	Let's get it right for the ones.
	And I'm going to write it out with my pen.
	Let's all learn this word.
	Oh, it's...
	I think it's missing a syllable.
	So anthrop.
	Let's see here.
	Oh, God.
	Anthopromorphize.
	Anthropomorphize.
	Promorphize.
	Anthopomorphize.
	Not anthropomorphize.
	So they like to anthropomorphize.
	Anthropomorphize.
	They like to anthropomorphize these bottles of wine and auto parts they're stealing and say, I'm liberating them.
	Acts of material liberation should not be filmed.
	That is the best word I've ever heard.
	In fact, that's going to be the name of the show.
	We're freeing the materials.
	Material liberation.
	It's not a very sexy title.
	It doesn't really pass.
	It's kind of genius.
	It's better than White Riot, which was my original title.
	So go to 3.5.
	Now let's just show some of this peaceful protesting that's been going on.
	There's a lot.
	Is there material liberation involved?
	Jesus, this is after a white woman.
	It's usually not this bad when it's a white woman.
	It's usually white males.
	So this is after a white woman shot someone by accident, right?
	No trial.
	Can you imagine what Minneapolis is going to be like after Chauvin?
	It's going to be dread.
	So this is what I don't get about looting.
	Like, I like bourbon.
	I would like to go in there with some sort of a backpack, a big camping backpack.
	And liberate some of the material.
	Liberate, material, liberate all the bourbon.
	Woodford Reserve, Buffalo Trace, obviously Maker's Mark.
	They have some collector bottles.
	Actually, that might pin me to the crime.
	I put those in my backpack and carefully, maybe even add some cardboard so they don't clink and break.
	And then head home.
	But going and smashing them, that just makes it harder to walk.
	I was talking about this with my glasses guy yesterday.
	And he's like, some fellow glasses store got looted a couple years ago or whatever.
	And he goes, not only did they loot it, but then they started just pushing over the displays.
	So now it's going to take her weeks to rebuild, even after the insurance money.
	What are they?
	Is that Patron?
	I think that's tequila, right?
	The green ones look like...
	Yeah, it looks like Patron.
	But look, they're waiting for a hand cart.
	And if they get caught doing it, it's take me dead or alive.
	You won't take me alive.
	Well, that's the problem with this narrative that cops are racist and they want to kill you.
	Oh, I like that guy.
	Just one bottle.
	That's cool.
	I mean, if you're not a total drunk, a bottle of Cuervo should last you about a week.
	So say you take three and you're not Mr. Cuervo every night.
	That's a month of booze.
	You know how much self-incriminating probably happens after this?
	Like, yeah, I just got my free bottle of booze.
	Oh, we're focused on January 6th.
	That's correct.
	In fact, sorry to jump ahead here, but there is the Daily Beast had an article 5-0 about how they found a green beret or some shit who admits he was there.
	Navy SEAL.
	He admits he marched onto the Capitol on January 6th.
	Can you believe that bastard?
	And you know how we know?
	Well, we had this kid who go back to that article.
	So you have Kelly Weil.
	She's been obsessed with the Proud Boys forever.
	She's a New Yorker.
	She's a clostomy bag for Strangers Come.
	And women in New York resent masculinity because by their own volition, they've made themselves dead ovary shit chests.
	So they hate men because they're like, why won't you put a fucking ring on it and tell me to cut this shit out with the career bullshit?
	So she's got a horrible, shitty, lonely life.
	And she directs it at Proud Boys and me.
	But she can't do her job.
	So she gets this guy to do the research.
	Go back to the top.
	This dork beta male who also hates men, Adam Ransley.
	Is that his name?
	Ronsley?
	Ronsley?
	I included a picture of him in the notes.
	You can see.
	So he does all the work.
	This is women in the workforce.
	He does all the research and makes sure everything is legally sound.
	And then she just goes, these guys are fucking assholes and they're racist.
	But what I thought amazing, what was amazing about it is while we're watching all this rioting and totally ignoring it and calling it peaceful, they're still obsessed with January 6th.
	We saw Jim Acosta and the Turgid Title Tale Brian Stettler bitching about it yesterday, calling it a riot.
	And the reason they know that this guy, this Navy SEAL, was there, because of the, ready for this?
	The University of Toronto's Citizen Lab and Deep State Dogs, which is a research collective dedicated to identifying those present at the Capitol on January 6th.
	The University of Toronto's Citizen Lab and Deep State Dogs.
	Wow.
	Like, where is that for all these riots?
	Why aren't they pouring over those files?
	They don't give a shit.
	What about the riots over the weekend in Portland where they locked up an ICE facility with officers inside and tried to burn them alive?
	Are the deep state dogs going after that?
	No, they don't give a shit.
	And then they say, they give us a shout-out, which is very rare.
	People hate saying censored.tv.
	The two apparently, when they say the two, they mean Joe Biggs and this Navy SEAL, who had nothing to do with the insurrection, but he happened to be at the rally.
	Therefore, he's evil.
	The two apparently made some connection as Rush appeared on the February 2020 episode of Biggs podcast at Censored TV, where the two discussed his childhood and how he channeled his inner demons and became a successful special operations beast.
	According to the description of the show, after Biggs' alleged participation in the riot and or his episodes appear to have been removed from Censored TV, which was founded by Proud Boys founder, Gavin McInnes.
	With my name spelled correctly, that must have been the guy doing it.
	In an email, Rush said Biggs wasn't what brought him to Washington on January 6th and that he's not a member of the Proud Boys.
	Shit, she said.
	Fuck.
	She was the one, by the way, 4-9, who poured over a bunch of tweets.
	The way the women do research when they don't have this Adam nerd is they say, go to the top there, Roger Stone.
	Oh, yeah.
	Roger Stone was doing a talk at a strip club, and she said there's a huge backlash within the right.
	And they're receiving violent threats from Antifa leftists for appearing at a strip club.
	So this massive backlash is she finds one tweet from these Antifa losers and a Nazi and says, it's a backlash.
	That's how they work.
	They're terrible at their job.
	She needs a ring on it.
	She needs to get married.
	They're not doing that.
	That makes her resent men.
	So what does she do?
	She focuses her career on snitching on men, masculine men.
	Anyway.
	3.6.
	We have cops just driving through running plates.
	They don't have the University of Toronto's deep state dogs.
	So they have to go through and just sort of get on the radio and say license plates as people load up their cars.
	Man, they're in there.
	That's how police should do police work, especially in riots.
	Just drive by, film it, and write down the license plate.
	Take it to the judge.
	Dread.
	Hennessy.
	Ooh.
	I don't like Hennessy.
	I have a hard time believing the rules of the streets still have been...
	They have as much integrity as they used to, like no snitching.
	You can get undercover guys that look like writers and looters and weave them within and get some info.
	Who's taking these bottles, get some info after this, we're going here or whatever.
	It's a freebie.
	You know, in a disgusting way, I don't blame them.
	I mean, if I was 17, I might be doing this too.
	Right.
	You know, before I owned my own business and understood that insurance isn't free and there's no such thing as material liberation.
	Okay.
	Start Minneapolis going to wave the field.
	Let me know.
	Do you need oil?
	Lube?
	10WD30?
	Squeaky.
	Oh, for the tabes.
	Anyway, Target was getting it too.
	I'm sorry to, I know we're getting what editors call example exhaustion, but it's important you just see the magnitude of this.
	Because no one covers this.
	But they sure cover Jan 6.
	Okay, Lee, I see you.
	I say, I see you.
	Well, this is Target, so it's...
	You don't need that shit.
	No, it's just guy trying to...
	I don't know.
	I don't know what I see you means.
	Right, right.
	I don't know.
	It looks like maybe he's like...
	This is messed up.
	This is our community.
	You know, in Harlem, 125th, had to take that stop the other day.
	There's no Burger King and no McDonald's left there.
	But there's just graffitied, a graffitied chef.
	I keep telling people that.
	Sherrod was in denial.
	I said, Harlem's dead.
	Yeah, no, it's dead.
	It went like the jerk chicken, the Jamaican spots are gone, and then it was just Dunkin' Donuts, Burger King, Foot Locker, and now they're disappearing.
	There used to be a Wendy's?
	A Wendy's?
	A Wendy's, a Burger King, and a McDonald's in around like the two-block radius.
	They're all gone.
	All of them gone.
	Each and every one of those gone.
	You poor guy.
	Dollar Tree?
	Cassandra really enjoyed this.
	A dollar store was looted.
	So what did you get?
	Eight bucks worth of shit?
	Oh, that's a good solution.
	Gas the place.
	Assuming that doesn't ruin the merchandise.
	That's directly impacting people who shop there to get cheap and budget food items.
	They sell food items.
	Of course.
	Fuck 12.
	All cops are bastards.
	Again, that means I'll have to write.
	Was that 3.9 or 3.8?
	That was 3.8.
	Okay, so 3.9 is more Dollar Tree.
	Smash it up.
	Smash it up.
	Smash damn shits.
	By the way, in Ryan's defense, we don't mind him going to buy a car.
	That's a good excuse.
	It's hard.
	He had to drive for hours, take the train for hours to get it.
	And he has been working on the lagging.
	So every time I come into the studio, he's on the phone with Tech and he's got some cords and a new thing.
	I think the new drivecaster is becoming the only solution.
	Yes.
	And it's going to be a real big improvement.
	What the?
	You know, in Judge Dredd, they have these rooms where you could just get your aggression out and smash things?
	Really?
	Yeah.
	They have it here in Minneapolis.
	It's called Minneapolis.
	Do they have a place where you don't get to do that?
	This one was crazy.
	This one was crazy.
	Yeah, well, it depends who's doing the rioting.
	That's in the comics, they have that.
	Stealing a safe.
	I don't know much about safes, but I'm sure they're penetrable, but I bet it takes a good day and a half and maybe 50 drill bits to get into these things.
	You better hope there's a day and a half's worth of money.
	What if they break in there and there's 300 bucks and it's taken you guys three dudes and $80 of drill bits?
	Titanium drill bits or whatever they use.
	They don't have a Tripolo in that fucking thing?
	You know?
	What's a Tripolo?
	The thing that's on your glasses so you don't lose them.
	Oh.
	Like, you know, you would call it a Tripolo.
	Tile is on my tail.
	Tile and Tripolo.
	There's two different.
	What is this called again?
	An orbit.
	Okay.
	Yeah, the Tripolo.
	So you lose your glasses, put an orbit on.
	And that doesn't touch your head at all.
	No, it's in that space.
	Yep.
	Yeah, you would think that it has some sort of tracking.
	Yes, and an alarm.
	They have no traction on those things.
	I'm a Fed and I'm spying on them when they see it.
	That is pretty neat.
	So anyway, there's that.
	That goes on and on, right?
	Look at that.
	You're right.
	It's just a lineup of cars going through a drive-through.
	It's like Black Friday.
	But it's Black History.
	Black Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.
	You know what I saw?
	Black History Month, and then the month was crossed out, and then it was year.
	And I think it was at a Nike store or something like that.
	Like in person, I saw that.
	So they paid a few hundred million for that campaign.
	Look, people are waiting in line.
	Yeah, it'd be funny if Footlocker was like, yeah, we're going to donate 200 million.
	It's like, you've only given us $100 million.
	Donate $200 million right now, right before my eyes.
	This is all very peaceful, by the way.
	You'll see where the other hundred dollars is.
	Remember how peaceful it is.
	All right, so we're done.
	Well, they're getting along.
	CNN shows up.
	And this is interesting because this moron has nothing to say whatsoever.
	He doesn't have a point.
	There's no logic.
	And again, this personifies my allegation that there's zero thought behind any of this.
	But just like the cop, this woman has no adrenaline control and she's floundering too.
	So you have a moron and a bitch.
	And that's CNN.
	CNN.
	A moron and a bitch.
	Now you can see.
	Now you can see.
	You want to talk to me?
	You want to talk to me?
	Okay, cool.
	Don't take my mic.
	What's your name?
	They need a badass black chick on the streets.
	Otherwise, that would be pointless to have a person.
	She is?
	Yep.
	Well, she's got some hood and hands or black.
	All right, so tell me what you think about what's going on.
	What I think about this is all the press and all the extra shit y'all do makes this worse.
	You think so?
	Yes.
	When people want to protest, they shouldn't do it in front of a fucking police.
	Yeah.
	Courthouse.
	Shit like that.
	You get what the fuck I'm saying?
	I get what the fuck he's saying.
	You know what he's saying?
	He's saying they shouldn't be doing this in front of Dollar Tree and Footlocker and Walmart.
	He's saying they should be protesting in front of City Hall or in front of a police building and they shouldn't be wrecking stuff.
	Yeah, that's how we all think, sir.
	What's that got to do?
	I hate CNN as much as the next guy, but what's that got to do with...
	So you're criticizing the rioters is what you're doing.
	Right, right.
	But he's having trouble articulating that.
	Be careful.
	I want you to be careful.
	I really want anything that can hit you.
	Of anything that can hit you.
	Look at all this stuff.
	Of this.
	What?
	Of this.
	Does it look like I'm scared?
	No, you don't.
	Do it look like I'm scared.
	You don't.
	You don't.
	Exactly.
	Y'all need to get up out of here with all that twisting up the media ass shit.
	Okay.
	Real shit.
	You don't know me, but we don't know you.
	We're going to get to know each other.
	That's what we're doing.
	We're going to get to know each other.
	Yes, we are.
	We are.
	We are.
	How are you going to know me?
	I'm going to give it a talk.
	I'm going to share a number with you.
	All right.
	Let's do it.
	No, let's do it right now.
	Let's do it.
	Alright, here's my phone.
	Let's go ahead and share it.
	Tell me what's going on.
	Y'all just going to edit out the shit.
	We're live.
	We're not.
	We're not going to edit out some shit.
	We're live right now.
	We're not fucking live.
	I'm live right now.
	I don't care if you're live or not.
	Okay, go ahead.
	We're with CNN.
	Then take that camera all the way the fuck up there then.
	We are going up there.
	Take it all the way the fuck up there.
	Y'all doing all the extra shit for the backhand shit to make people look all crazy.
	They are.
	All right, well then you watch us because we're going.
	All right, so everybody's got a hot head right now, as you might imagine, because it is really, really hot right now.
	The crowd would...
	So that's why I gave you example exhaustion earlier.
	Just so when you hear peaceful protesters and the media is twisting it and all these other stupid lies, you can see the magnitude of what happened in Minneapolis last night.
	And here's another thing.
	So the riots are based on the assumption that white cops hunt black people for sport and pretend, oh, I thought I had my taser.
	But the opposite is true.
	Go to 4-2?
	Fortuitous.
	What is this now?
	Come on, Daddy.
	Oh, this is Elijah saying, why do proud boys behave like this?
	But listen to what people are screaming as they randomly attack white people for no other reason than their race.
	Volume.
	Volume's off.
	He white.
	Beat his shit.
	Bitch.
	He white.
	Beat his shit.
	Yet, when you talk to the CDC, the number one problem in America is racism.
	And you know when they say that, they mean anti-black.
	Go ahead.
	Oh, 45.
	No, not 45.
	Fuckface.
	It's what we see after the day.
	Yeah, what does that say?
	New.
	The CDC, the ones telling us what masks we have to wear, double masking, telling us we can't have birthday parties, telling us our kids have to go in the gymnasium for lunch and they have to be six feet apart and their four-year-olds can't touch the jungle gym, declares racism a serious health threat and says they'll need government funding to combat it.
	You know what this is?
	This goes back to like Mondays are infrastructure.
	Education is infrastructure.
	Climate change is infrastructure.
	You just subvert the funds for something by saying it's part of this.
	So everyone thinks racism is the biggest problem in America, even though it doesn't really exist, at least in the sense that they say it exists, which is blacks are being hunted.
	So there's some money and attention there.
	Let's divert it over to me and say it's a health issue.
	And now the CDC can get paid.
	Pretty fucking nuts, huh, guys?
	Can you believe it?
	This happened, too.
	What's this?
	I just stumbled across this.
	Because I remember there was, for the last run of riots, there was a guy that stole a safe and was Facebook living himself trying to break into it.
	Oh, I remember that.
	Yeah, but I accidentally found this one from yesterday.
	Steals a safe and says he regrets it.
	Wait, we already showed that clip.
	Wait, that must not be it.
	Oh, wait, yeah, it was this kid, but then somebody else stole a safe the other day.
	I just found that.
	And where the hell is it?
	Here's Detective Shitty on the case.
	ATM machine.
	I regret doing it.
	Chicago man.
	Okay, we're talking about Minneapolis.
	This guy obviously was told by his lawyer to show remorse, and it'll help with his sentencing.
	Not really on topic, Ryan.
	Oh, frick.
	On a show that's 100% about the Minneapolis riots, female cops, racism, the past 24 hours.
	What are you doing?
	Whoops.
	Bob was looking for this kid, though.
	But that's Chicago.
	And we've already shown this clip on the show.
	True.
	So...
	I guess Ryan shut up is the answer to that conundrum.
	And why don't we jump to the mailbag while we're at it?
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
	Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
	Let me touch him.
	Puedos todo.
	We should try to get your dad on the show.
	I try to get him on a phone call so I could talk to him for a minute.
	Do it now.
	He won't pick up.
	Yeah, okay.
	I'll just try to.
	That'll be funny, too.
	Wait, think of a question, though.
	Say you're thinking about getting a dress.
	Is there something wrong with that?
	Yeah.
	Say you're thinking about...
	Why is your phone in the other room?
	If you had a power bar, you wouldn't have these problems.
	Hello?
	Sorry, I'm cutting someone's hair right now.
	I see.
	I can't help you.
	I'm cutting the drama from bad company's hair right now.
	Sorry, something's wrong?
	Bad company.
	Hey, Siri, call dad.
	Why isn't your phone as dad?
	Biologically true.
	Hello, you have reached Katzu.
	I fucked a Puerto Rican hairdresser many years ago.
	I totally regret it.
	Don't know why I did that.
	I do have to face Simon later, so I'll ask him to do that.
	What time is he free?
	Your call has been forwarded.
	Okay.
	It's actually not his voice.
	That's a voice male.
	It sounded like a voice female.
	Yeah, correct.
	Hey, Rad Gavin, Fagboy, I looked up Manly Crying to see an example after you were talking about it yesterday, and another great Kian Peele sketch came up.
	Okay, let me just warn you something.
	Before we start this, stop.
	I don't like male crying jokes.
	They always look fake.
	They're never funny.
	Key and Peele is in my top five funniest shows of all time.
	But I have a feeling.
	I know this sketch actually.
	And it's pretty good.
	But still, it's male crying.
	It's not funny.
	Okay, you know what?
	we used to pretend that the floor was more lava Okay, you know what though there ain't nothing funny about that Of course this man is crying because he and Twiggs was kids together,
	okay?
	You mean it's best friends forever and s ⁇ go ahead Carvelle We used to play Care Bear Twigs and I would spend the good part of an afternoon trying to figure out which care bear we was.
	Which one of y'all mother would just start laughing because y'all know you think this is funny.
	Carmel over here blubbering and talking about Care Bear.
	Okay, that's enough.
	The only way to manly cry, by the way, we know this.
	Discuss this.
	There's one phase that you can do that makes it more than a little bit.
	Yeah, yeah, it's definitely.
	And then one tear comes down, and my eyeballs came out of my head.
	It's been a while.
	Yeah.
	Dear Gavin, we need to talk about Ryan.
	Uh-oh.
	Oh.
	Isn't that a movie?
	We need to talk about Jeffrey or something.
	He's like handicapped.
	What's eating Gilbert Grape?
	We need to talk about that.
	Not even close.
	Kind of the person.
	Yeah.
	I was obviously one name on, but you being handicapped.
	Is he slow or a demon?
	Yes.
	We need to talk about Ryan.
	It was probably 22% of the hilarity of the show, and I'm more than a little embarrassed at the gut-wrenching laughter that is inevitably prompted by watching you verbally and emotionally abuse him.
	So my question is this, how much of Ryan's blundering is a bit?
	How much is real?
	You're giving him way too much credit if you think he could make a bit out of this.
	My theory is that he's secretly an incredibly hard worker and intelligent guy.
	Okay.
	But that he plays up to idiocy and oblivion as a joke.
	If so, it works, and he should not drop it.
	Anyway, did you watch Milo's interview with Bryce and Gray?
	I've watched and loved Milo for a long time, but he's being even more assholish than usual with Bryson.
	Yeah, I don't like when he does that.
	Like when he had Elijah on, he was just constantly abusing him.
	Wait, which one did he have?
	Oh, he had Bryce and Gray on?
	Oh, I see.
	Hey, Gavin Ryan.
	Check out this gem from America's favorite Oreo cookie, Jesse Lee Peterson.
	A caller calls in to ask Jesse for advice on a situation regarding his ex-girlfriend and her son.
	The man gives context to the origin of the child, hilarity, at 140.
	This is Jesse Lee Peterson, the man who told me that blacks should be thankful that they got to pick cotton, and you're not a real man unless you pick cotton.
	It's invigorating hard work.
	How did she have a baby without a man?
	She told me that it was from rape.
	From God?
	From rape.
	Who was rape?
	Rape.
	That's what I was told.
	I don't know.
	I mean, who is rape?
	From Ethiopia.
	What is this?
	Jeopardy?
	Force was rape having sex.
	Who was raped for 200, Alex?
	Exactly.
	Oh, from rape.
	She got raped in Ethiopia.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	That's what I was told.
	That's what she said.
	Oh, I see.
	Rick?
	There is no other father.
	Ricky Orton?
	Male influence.
	I'm the only thing that he knows.
	Right.
	Do you think I should try to keep that relationship going?
	I mean, I would hate to just abandon him.
	Is she trying to make it easy for you to see him?
	I haven't talked to her.
	It's just been kind of a non-contact kind of thing.
	So she doesn't seem to care that you don't see him?
	No.
	Oh, I'll move on then.
	It's not your child.
	I will move on.
	All right.
	All right.
	I mean, I'm kind of thinking about it, though.
	I mean, I had to go to the bottom.
	See the tangled web we weave when we shatter the family?
	Hi, King Abdin and Mariah.
	I just want to say thanks for the song of the day last week by Frightened Rabbit.
	I'd never heard of them before, but since you played Get Out, I haven't been able to turn them off.
	Your taste of music is impeccable.
	Ooh.
	Thank you very much.
	I don't often get that.
	I'm not even sure I agree with it.
	Every time I talk about my tasty music, I go, I like Bow Wow Wow.
	And not I Want Candy, but all their other albums.
	I think that's proof.
	Now, Ryan's taste is much worse, if you can even imagine.
	I love good stuff.
	He likes Gloria Estevan.
	He likes single mom music.
	And Ingi Maumstein and Steve Vi.
	They roll.
	And fucking weird, like, grunge, like stained.
	They're okay.
	So that's, he's in the garbage.
	But I'm like in the sewers.
	Oh, sorry.
	Hello, my dehydrated buddies.
	I could have sworn fuck you, dad.
	At the end of the intro was you, Gavin.
	I remember a past episode where you're saying Antiva's just rich kids.
	Oh, okay.
	I guess it is me.
	Doesn't it sound a little deep for me?
	Fuck you, Dad.
	Yeah, that's not me.
	No, it's definitely not me.
	Dad?
	Maybe, maybe.
	No, it's got an American like, fuck you, Dad.
	Dad.
	Yeah, that's hard.
	For fuck's sakes, assholes, this is the final video song.
	It says, Gavin's all right and the show is pretty tight.
	Yeah.
	I thought it was.
	Gavin's on point and the show is pretty tight.
	We'll see.
	Let's do it right now.
	Okay.
	Gavin's all right and the show is pretty tight.
	Gavin's all tight.
	Alright.
	Yeah, like Bobo says.
	All right.
	Yeah.
	Sorry, fellas, there's a clip and it starts at 3.22.
	Oh, this is the Wigger Muslims guy who told us to look up Gran Torino best scene.
	Yeah, we know this scene.
	We talk about it a million times.
	Fuck off.
	Shut up, pussy.
	Shut up, pussy.
	What's all this bro shit anyway?
	You're bros.
	Want to be super spade or something?
	These guys don't want to be your bro, and I don't blame them.
	Now get your ofe petty ass on down the road.
	Ofe, petty ass.
	Is it wait?
	Did you just call him like an Irish queer?
	O fae?
	Like a fae as a fag?
	Oh, maybe.
	An ofe.
	Get your ofe ass out of here.
	Take care now.
	Yeah, you too.
	Now you got me sucked into it.
	Yeah, it's a good movie.
	Oh, yeah.
	See, he knows he's dying in that movie, and he's ready for anyone to piss him off.
	That could have been it, he was thinking.
	Hey, more old tough guys who are dying.
	Can you get out on the streets and do some fucking, what's his name?
	Bernie Goetz shit?
	Is that his name?
	The guy for Mayer?
	Who shot those dudes who were robbing him?
	He said, you want another one?
	Yeah, Bernie Goetz.
	There he is.
	We need more people with terminal cancer to start cleaning up the streets.
	Okay.
	Take heed from Great Britain, America.
	Hey, Gavin Rygai, greetings from the UK.
	Your show yesterday got me thinking about the immigration policy from Tony Blair a few years back.
	They are the equivalent of your Democrats, and they did the same thing: get loads of immigrants so they got more votes.
	Tucker is spot on.
	Britain has got some areas that are complete shitholes due to this policy.
	Luton, where Tommy Robinson's from.
	Birmingham, where Ozzie Osborne's from, and a girl who had an abortion.
	North London, Rotherham, etc., etc.
	You know, what my dad explained to me is the numbers are so nuts with Rotherham, like hundreds and hundreds of girls.
	So they were going to homes for girls, like not juvie, but or an orphanage, but somewhere in between for wayward girls with like drug-addicted parents.
	The Muslim guy would pick up the girls on the Thursday, get them wasted and high, use them as prostitutes and give them crack and stuff Friday, Saturday, Sunday, bring them back Sunday night, Monday morning, and then by Thursday, they're jonesing for a fix again.
	So they would happily volunteer to go.
	And then when the homes were said, were asked, why were you allowing this?
	It's like something at an animal house where they come and pick up the girls every Thursday night.
	And they said, we don't have the resources to pursue this.
	That's how the numbers got into the hundreds, apparently.
	America, listen and take heed from your great-great-granddad, Britain.
	We hate seeing what is possibly coming your way.
	They also say that anyone that spoke out was a conspiracy theorist and nutjob, and it was all found out to be true.
	Here's a link to what I'm saying.
	Best regards.
	Biff.
	Hey, Gavin, the wise and Ryan the fag.
	You always talk about you not using shampoo.
	What do you use instead?
	Nothing.
	Nothing.
	My hair is washed with water.
	I put Razak for perms in it to slick it back and stuff because if I don't, it's a big jufro.
	But that's in the shower.
	I only use a bar of soap.
	I do my armpits, my pubes to get a lather going, peel back my foreskin, clean my bag, my crotch, like this little sides of your bag where it gets greasy, my taint, my butthole, nothing else.
	I don't wash my arms.
	And remember my dad was saying, oh, I wash my legs and all this stuff.
	I was looking at his skin the other day.
	It looks like a fucking iguana's.
	That's summer, like sun-kissed skin, right?
	There's no sun.
	Florida's been Scotland for the past two months.
	It's freezing cold in New York.
	My dad has that too, like perma-tanned leather skin.
	Yeah, it's like double chest skin.
	Soap is to get like grime off of you.
	I just listened to Carlin, and he said the same thing.
	He's like, what's with the fucking showering?
	You go in the shower?
	Who's Carlin?
	George Carlin?
	Asshole armpits dick.
	Oh, really?
	Dicking balls.
	He says he's.
	I want you to know I don't automatically wash my hands every time I go to the bathroom, okay?
	Can you deal with that?
	Sometimes I do.
	I never do.
	I do if I get like a piece of shit on my hand.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Two, three times a week.
	Wait, what did he say when he gets shit on his hand?
	When it only happens two to three times a week.
	Go back.
	What happens two or three times a week?
	You didn't get to the shower when he said.
	Dude, you ever heard of a penis?
	Crotch.
	He's a creative.
	I guess a crotch?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Hello, Gavin.
	I know you mentioned this.
	Now, now I'm worried that I subliminally stole that bit.
	How long have you been saying?
	I mean, I think it's...
	It's been how to be a man.
	I think people come to that conclusion, though.
	Yeah.
	A lot of people.
	And I don't shampoo my hair, put any soap up there.
	I know another guy.
	Even if you're dirty, like dirt, like you're working in a farmer's field, by the time all the soaping goes on with this and this, you look down and there's no more dirt on your legs.
	It washed off.
	True.
	But there's...
	For people that are worried about the balding aspect, but they still want to put shit in their hair, if it stinks or something, then you could...
	Stinks.
	It won't stink after you have a fucking shower.
	Sodium laurel sulfate.
	Don't listen to him for it.
	Gets you bald.
	This is not his show.
	That's the chemical energy.
	This is my show.
	And we don't use anything in our hair.
	Anything.
	Or you will go bald.
	Here's another thing that will make you bald.
	A hat.
	Stop wearing hats at all.
	Oh, true.
	Keep wearing a hat.
	You'll notice when you take it off, your follicles hurt.
	You're ripping them from their core.
	You're pushing them in one direction and it hurts them.
	Especially these goddamn forsaken beanies.
	I like a good beanie.
	How about Ryan's fucking hand-stitched hat he bought on Etsy?
	It's cute.
	Is there anything worse?
	Is there anything worse?
	My mother knitted him a hat.
	I'll forget to tell you later.
	Hello, Gavin.
	I know you mentioned this before, but the subject cannot be stressed enough until there are results.
	For fuck's sake, force the object with two handicapped eyes to sheer the top of his fucking skull.
	That's not fecu more than a friend.
	That's not a polite way to address a person.
	An object with whatever he said.
	Dear sir and madam, the lyrics are Ryan is sad because he doesn't have a dad.
	His daddy ran away when he found out he was gay, but Gavin's all right and the show is pretty tight.
	So we're going to end the show with the final video.
	Yes, thank you.
	Michelle, my bell.
	There's other people saying the exact same thing with all the lyrics.
	A couple weeks ago, you were praising director Mike Lee, and I wonder if you've seen his 1992 film, A Sense of History, a tragy comie spoof, a tragic comic spoof documentary satirizing the English gentry.
	Acted by Jim Broadbent.
	I've never seen this.
	Where the hell are you?
	I jumped down to Russell.
	Oh, I think it's a little bit of a double 1992.
	Tungo?
	fam over over there thinks blacks are hunted by cops they think i'm a weirdo for carrying a gun yet they have no idea how shit in the u.s is here we've seen the uh what's this david gueta george floyd tribute oh yeah yeah yeah ancient chinese secret dude we covered this he's wearing a proud boy jacket essentially whatever happened to miles mcinnis he's possibly your greatest contribution to comedy really i
	and i missed it and it hit him in the face and he had a bloody nose oh no how bad do you feel after that fairly bad yep fairly bad but uh he didn't cry took it like a man yeah guys dads you have to rough house with your sons.
	They have to understand that conflict is.
	And it's funny because when I go to my daughter's room, I knock on the door, wait a bit, yes, and then I come in.
	I don't want to invade her privacy.
	It's important that she has her sanctity and she feels safe.
	Totally opposite with my older boy.
	The door wasn't, it was too small for the frame because it's an old house.
	So I added like a bolt.
	It's hard to explain, but like a little screw in the top to give it some friction.
	So when I kick the door, it goes, so when he's playing on his video games, I just go, Jesus.
	Constantly scaring him, having him on edge, punching him, find him.
	Come on, give me your best shot.
	I'll let you have four.
	You can have one.
	And what I'm doing, no, no, you can have four and I'll get one.
	And I won't do a doozy.
	But sometimes he'll say like, yeah, I could beat this crap out of you.
	I could knock you out.
	I'm like, let's go.
	I race him every about every week.
	He thinks he can beat me in a race.
	And I just whip down the street and watch him become smaller and smaller and smaller and then make up some excuse like my hat came off.
	But you have to prepare kids for physical confrontation because life is confrontation.
	And that's what's so great about boxing.
	Confrontation in a meeting with when you're bidding for a contract, when you're trying to get a raise, when you're trying to move forward in life, it's all exactly like physical confrontation.
	And if you're scared for physical confrontation, you're scared of physical confrontation.
	You're going to be scared of metaphorical confrontation, mental confrontation, arguing with someone.
	You're going to have bad adrenaline control.
	So you got to get into it.
	You got to roll up your sleeves.
	You've got to rough house with your brothers.
	You know, we went on a pub crawl recently with some guys from the gym, and they were flicking balls, which obviously you got to be on your toes because that could be 25 minutes out of your day.
	And one of the guys like blocked a flick, and then it ruined his buzz.
	He's a huge beast of a man, too, who could definitely go pro boxing.
	He teaches a CrossFit class.
	He's a monster.
	Teaches troubled kids in the South Bronx.
	But after he did the first block, he goes, anyone fucking touches me, they're going to get knocked out.
	And I was sort of like, take it easy, dude.
	And then he was in a bad mood for the rest of the pub crawl.
	And I go, I bet you don't have any brothers.
	And he doesn't.
	He only has sisters.
	Looks like sisters can do that too.
	No, but you're not used to conflict.
	You punch a guy who had brothers and he goes, oh, shit, that killed.
	That killed.
	You punch a guy who didn't have brothers and he goes, what the fuck was that for?
	And then he's pissy after.
	Right.
	So conflict is good.
	Rough housing is healthy.
	You don't want your kid crying when he gets hit with the lightsaber, even if it's by the head of the dark side.
	The imperial forces, yeah.
	So let's get messy.
	Let's get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.
	And never stop fighting.

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