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April 12, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S03E97 - WE DON'T CALL 911
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A lot of snitches want to try.
Have you noticed that?
Yep.
I find snitches want to lie.
Well, they do.
DMX, we lost him like George Floyd.
Another African-American man we lost to drugs recently.
DMX, I think his name's Earl Williams or something, from Yonkers.
Born in Mount Vernon.
Was it Yonkers or the Bronx?
Same shit.
Yeah, orphan.
Dad walked out of him at a young age, as is the want of that community, thanks to welfare.
And then, so he was born in Mount Vernon where our own Larry Barnes is from, but he didn't grow up there.
He grew up in Yonkers.
He died in White Plains.
Died in White Plains.
So he was a Westchester N-word.
With an A. In a positive way.
With an A at the end.
Yeah.
I don't know how you say that in a good way.
Very popular guy.
What?
But yeah, he was beaten as a kid.
His mother beat him regularly, knocked his teeth out.
She beat him so much.
So he ended up sleeping in clothing donation boxes.
She found out about that, sent him to Juvie.
She sent him to homes.
He was an orphan.
He became a street kid, sold drugs, did crack.
And of course, his angle was, well, the reason I did crack is because my mentor, my mentor, some gangster that he robbed banks with, or sorry, robbed bodegas with, gave him crack when he was a little kid.
No, no.
It's your fault if you're a crack kid.
It's on you.
Especially at 50.
He's my age.
That man is my age.
Well, not anymore.
Now, how old are you when you die?
Eternal.
So he's now infinity.
Yes.
He was 50.
DMX repeated.
We've lost him forever.
We have got a crazy show for you today because some crazy shit was going on.
We don't have Jimmy McInnes in the studio because I am sick of him.
I'm sick of, sorry.
Every fucking sentence I say gets a huh.
I have a theory now that they say, huh?
Hmm?
Because it gives them time to process it.
Like, you know, when you ask a kid, what's eight times seven?
They go, what?
Me?
What are you asking?
Eight times seven.
Oh, eight.
And then also, oh, so it's eight times seven.
So it's not eight times eight.
Oh, oh, oh, that, oh, that's 56.
The most shameless version of that is repeating the question like you did here.
You're like, what is eight times seven?
Well, so you heard it.
Yeah.
You see.
You see now.
Eight times seven.
That's what you want to know.
Fuck it.
And then the other thing that's driving me nuts, that drives me nuts.
And not knowing how to work anything.
The dishwasher, the toaster, the coffee machine, the fucking stove.
One of our elements doesn't work.
You need a lighter to light it.
But there's one, two, three, four, five, I believe seven others that all work.
So use those ones.
Nothing wrong with that.
And don't boil eggs in Emily's kettle.
My wife's kettle.
That means it's egg water now.
And that's the water that she has her tea with.
She doesn't want to drink egg tea.
So there's a little pot right there.
You boil that water there.
And then the water's not used for drinking water after that.
I've been bitching about it on parlor.
We have a toaster oven.
He goes, I don't understand.
I go, all right.
Well, if you want toast, you push the button that says toast, and then you push start.
Or he's trying to watch TV.
What's going on here?
And he's just pushing right.
So he pushes so many buttons that I have to like untangle the system.
I've got like a different input HDMI2 and it's all fuzz and I'm watching some VCR I had in the 80s.
I go, I bought this universal remote, which I believe cost me $650.
And it controls everything in our entertainment system.
And there's a button on it.
Guess what that button says?
Watch TV.
So there's actually two buttons you need to watch TV.
You have to turn on the system, which is the top left.
Then if you want to watch TV, you hit watch TV.
Now, watch a movie is our DVD player and all that stuff, which we don't use anymore.
And also, if nothing turns on, you can hit help.
It'll guide you through it.
But you're probably not going to need that, so just hit watch TV.
And as I'm doing all this shit and I'm showing them like how to turn on the stove, how to make toast, I'm thinking, yeah, tell me if that's complicated.
You click on that and zoom in on it.
I mean, there's a cheat sheet there.
I've already started, so they're lit up.
But like temperature, up, down, four to six slice, defrost, bagel, reheat.
Like they write the thing on it.
If you go on the far left there, it says pizza.
So if you want to have a pizza, put pizza, then temperature, then up or down, and then start, stop.
I don't know if your pizza is warm from the night before.
That should maybe only be like 200.
Actually, make them all 300 degrees.
And there's how they've been making eggs in my home, which my wife was not happy about.
That did not go down well because she said, I noticed the water was kind of cloudy.
Like, it's, they live like they're in Cormac McCarthy's The Road.
At one point, my mom has a little squat in the living room where all her stuff is.
And I noticed there's a can of refried beans.
What?
Is that emergency food?
You know what I discovered It is?
It's her weights.
She's so weak, she can only lift like whatever a can of literally a can of beans.
She's so weak, she can only lift a can of beans.
That's good practical practice.
That sounds like a saying.
These are my old shirts from where I was gaunt.
Too small.
Anyway, we got a lot to talk about.
The book of the day I forgot to bring in.
Are you still reading that book, The Little Person's History of the World?
Yes.
No, you're not.
Well, I'm almost done.
So you have been reading it regularly?
Oh, yeah.
I read a lot.
What have you learned?
I thought you had a hardcover.
I had a softcover, but now I am a Kindle man.
So did you buy it again?
I did.
So you've bought that book twice and read it negative once?
I'm 80% in.
I'm up to Napoleon right now.
So it goes from, and it's all chronological, obviously.
It goes to the beginning of Earth.
Does it literally go from the beginning of Earth or the beginning of civilization?
Of recorded history.
And then there's some prehistoric times which they just allude to from things written about.
Yeah, but prehistory wasn't that long ago.
And what have you learned?
Oh, a lot.
I mean, well, I didn't think that the Roman Empire was so...
Like, for instance, like, people in Italy aren't all Italian.
They come from all over the place, and the Roman Empire was all scattered and crazy.
And then Turkish people aren't boring.
Persian people aren't.
I just thought they were boring because they're like sand people kind of.
I don't know.
I guess that's sort of racist, but in the movie 300, that was the extent of my idea of Persians.
And you may say that they're interesting because I got, you know, jewels and elephants.
But I was like, yeah, they're fucking...
I can't relate to those people.
But they're really cool.
A lot of Muslims are really interesting and cool, and they invented a lot of stuff that we still use today, like a lot of mathematics, the Phoenicians with the alphabet, the 26-letter alphabet.
The Muslims did not invent the number system in mathematics.
While the Christians and the Jews were under their control, a lot of mathematics was founded.
Oh, I see.
Yes.
So they made that, but they took credit for it.
Right.
You got to look up Jim Goad's article on that.
See, that's the thing.
So now I'm learning about, like, this is the broad strokes, and I'm a little dubious about some of the stuff, so I don't want to go in there and like look and see for myself like expanded history about like Henry XIV, I think it was.
Yeah, the Muslims, Christian, and Jewish slaves made a lot of great discoveries in the map.
That makes a lot more sense because it seems like they just stopped doing that at some point.
Yeah.
They stopped being smart.
All right, let's jump into it, shall we?
COVID?
Ezra Levant was on fire this weekend.
Hit it.
COVID.
Yes.
If your language requires a paintbrush to write, your language sucks.
Your language is stupid.
In Chinese.
You'll notice that was lagging.
Yes.
So we thought we had a Band-Aid solution and I had...
Show yourself so people can hate you.
And unfortunately, it didn't work.
We were trying to plug the computer right into the HDMI.
Because there is an HDMI port, but that is an output, not an input.
So that was a waste of money.
But you did spend an hour on the phone with the tech guy, and you guys did order a bunch of cables.
More than an hour, but some of it was just chatting.
But yeah, a good hour of it was going in and problem solving and checking out the different NDIs and stuff like that.
So now that that didn't work, what's your new theory?
You think the new TriCaster is going to solve everything?
Yes.
And has there been progress made on that?
Also, I know how I know.
Yeah.
Okay.
There is.
So Compound, for instance, they use the same NDI.
We were thinking maybe it's an outdated software, but they have the same software.
So we have the most current thing for the computer.
And also, I tested it on my personal Mac, and it's fast and fine, and it's updated all completely.
I thought the updates had some part in messing up the software.
That's not true.
My MacBook didn't connect in a non-laggy way either.
Okay.
I got you a state-of-the-art MacBook.
Yes.
All right.
So Canada's a shithole.
It's way more socialist than...
It's European, really.
And it's as bad as Britain when it comes to COVID.
Right now, actually, Ontario has decided that you need to be quarantined for four weeks.
They're going into a four-week lockdown, just like Ireland.
And already, the reason why I'm stuck with these lunatics who don't know how to work toasters is if they go through the border, they have to go to a hotel and spend $2,000 while they await their results, no matter what.
That's three days at a $700 a night.
What?
$700 a night's a nice fucking hotel.
You saw the Trump room I had in D.C. That was $500 and I felt like a king.
I had a bathtub that I could have dove into.
What are you doing now, Ryan?
Moving all my stuff.
You should see, folks, his area there.
At our new studio, you're going to have a much bigger room.
Yes.
And you're going to make it look just as shitty as that.
No.
Guarantee it.
No, no, no.
And you're using that big brown desk with 900 drawers.
That's cool.
So I want all that shit in your fucking drawers.
But that won't be the computer desk.
Yes, it will.
Okay.
Why?
You got a problem with that?
I just thought it was a little shallow.
Like, I actually...
Shallow?
It's twice the size of that.
This width was?
Yes.
Okay.
And we're all good.
So as was gone down there.
Sorry, sorry.
So that's Ontario.
No, that's all of Canada.
You have the...
No, sorry, that's Ontario.
You need the $2,000.
No, that's all of Canada.
No, that's just Ontario.
No, that's all of Canada.
No, that's Ontario.
No, it's all of Canada.
You need the $2,000.
But all of Ontario, Ontario is a very prim and proper English state.
We'll call it a state for you Americans.
It's got most of the industry.
It's got its own New York.
Think of it as New York State.
It's even got kind of a dirty upstate, just like New York does.
Quebec is next to it.
Quebec is totally different.
Quebec is France.
Totally different country.
That's why they want to separate.
Different language, different culture, 400 years more history.
Totally different.
When you walk across the border, you're in another world.
Different minimum age to drink, different laws for schools.
Education is totally different.
It's in French.
And they're much worse Quebec with Montreal in it.
So Rebel Media is in Toronto and Ontario.
It's sort of at the bottom there, right next to my finger.
And they drove, I guess, six hours over to Montreal.
Quebec City is just like New York, New York, Quebec City and Quebec.
But Montreal is in between Quebec and Ottawa.
And they went down there and started getting, just started walking around investigating.
They said, we're the press.
It's perfectly legal for us to examine this.
Go to 13.
And the police said, no, you're trying to get people riled up.
People did get riled up.
And they got arrested.
Montreal police are refusing to let our reporters off the boat.
They got an Airbnb houseboat to stay on.
Wow.
Unless they submit to a personal search.
They have no warrant or probable cause.
They just want to harass us because we film them and shine a light on their brutality.
They told the landlord we're arrogant.
Here's another juicy thing.
Here's something people don't get about Montreal.
Remember there was that crime show, 1-7, Bad Blood?
Montreal is really criminal, really corrupt.
When I live there, if I wanted to get a new driver's license or something, it's exactly like Palermo in Sicily.
You just pay the right people.
How do we start vice?
I pretended I was retarded and got on a make-work program to help handicap people.
And then I got hired there.
Even that building you see behind you, that's the Montreal Stadium for the Olympics.
And that was all built by mobsters and corrupt contractors.
There was pieces falling off of that thing that were as big as Ryan.
Just plummeting to the ground.
So huge pieces.
No, not dangerous.
Massive pieces.
I mean, it wouldn't hurt, but a cement piece that would be like 80 pounds and five feet tall.
The Hell's Angels are a whole other story there.
Hell's Angels are, you know, a biker gang that are sometimes involved in nefarious activity.
The Hell's Angels in Montreal were fucking murderers.
And if they took over the Montreal ports, and if you didn't comply with them, you were dead.
So the bodies were piling up to the ceiling.
That's why Rach Machine was started, Rock Machine.
And that was all of the other bikers who didn't want to join Hell's Angels and had their families murdered by them.
So everything in Quebec is much more criminal than it is anywhere else.
And that includes the police who call Ezra and his boys Jew media.
Wow.
That should sort of tell you everything you need to know.
It's just basically, I don't know, the 70s over there?
Like, cops still tune people up the way they used to.
Anyway, Keen Bext is a Montreal reporter, and he's since the lead of this tweet, but he said, all it takes is 10% of the population to rise up, and a government will cave.
Liberate your city, liberate your province, liberate your lives.
That's 1-4.
But he was arrested.
They were all arrested.
And Ezra's screaming at him.
Ezra's a funny guy.
He looks like a nebbish little Jew, but he's a farmer from Calgary.
And he is a nebbish little Jew and a brawler who will happily fight you.
And when he first moved to the city to go to college, I think it was in Calgary or Toronto, I'm not sure.
But he would still piss on the streets because as a farmer, he would just piss whenever he had to go piss.
And then people would harass him and he would jump them.
Are you looking at my dick?
I'm just trying to take a piss here.
He's a tough guy.
Yeah, he looks like he would fuck some shit.
I just can't forget.
When he was coming in to do the thing and you guys were filming it, like a convo between you and him, he's like, ah, Ezra, still a nerd, I see.
You just can't remember your case.
Well, he's two people.
He's a nerd, like a lawophile justice dude who's obsessed with free speech and personal liberty.
But then he's also this brawling hick at the same time, which is a great combo.
That's awesome.
Brain and bronze.
He's got it all.
And his wife is a fucking smokeshow.
I've noticed that with Jews.
I guess because they respect intellect.
So when you see a kind of nerdy looking guy, you don't assume his girlfriend's hot.
But then in a culture where they appreciate brains, you have someone like Ron Coleman's wife who is shocking.
Nice.
Ron Coleman is a great guy, but he's not a sex symbol.
Agreed?
We all agree to it, right?
His wife is insane.
You'd think that her husband was Doty Fayette or some fucking eccentric billionaire.
Anyway.
This is what comes up when I search Ron Coleman.
Yeah, that's him.
That's your lawyer?
He doesn't tan anymore.
And he stopped tanning and he doesn't work out as much.
Perfect ally for a super SPLC.
You want to fuck with us, SPLC?
Yeah.
Go nuts.
So yeah, they went over there, they examined everything, they exposed the police, they exposed the authoritarian.
I know a guy in Montreal for his honeymoon is going to Ottawa, which is also in brutal lockdown, but they're going to Chateau Laurier, which is like the Chateau Mormont of Ontario, just to be able to walk around.
Although now Ontario is in lockdown, so maybe it's not much better.
But yeah, Ezra went there.
He shone a light on the whole thing, and it riled up the police.
And it may have riled up the populace.
I should word my words carefully because I don't want to contribute to any litigation or prosecution on them.
But you showed the riots, right?
1.5?
Did you already show this?
That's where I started Vice, Old Montreal.
400-year-old little community.
It was fun living there because there was one dive bar and the whole, it was like Lower Manhattan.
The whole area was dead at night.
There was no residence.
We lived in our office.
We lived in this big loft.
So I'd walk down the dark streets all alone.
It was fun.
It looks really clean.
It really cleaned Canada.
It's a great city.
It's got a European look to it, too.
The very small streets.
All those buildings are hundreds of years old.
400 years old.
It was run by France.
And it was a port town, right?
So there was plenty of money there.
And this is how the cops behave in Montreal 1.6.
We're very pro-cop on this show, but we're not blind.
And occasionally, and I don't vouch for Montreal police.
Fuck no.
They shoved him.
They're shoving him.
I shouldn't say I'm pro or against Montreal police.
My experience with them was okay.
Look at them tuning them up.
They can still fight people like we, like you could in the 70s.
Canada is a totalitarian state.
It's a tyranny right now.
So there's a lot going on here.
I don't know the whole story either.
I don't know if he was being a jerk.
All right, so that's the state of COVID.
Oh, here's one other thing in COVID before we abandon the subject.
One, two.
It's just all so fucking arbitrary.
Everyone wore masks during the 1918 flu pandemic.
They were useless.
And here we are doing them again.
Abandoning masks is a terrible idea.
The pandemic shows why.
Even my liberal wife, because she's following, she has to follow the rules for school.
And it'll be like, two kids were at a party where one of the adults tested COVID.
Now everyone has to eat lunch in this room for the entire school.
And she goes, what the fuck's going on here?
I go, honey, it's bureaucracy.
There's no rhyme or reason to these people.
They're imbeciles.
Politics is Hollywood for ugly people.
And you have these vain, self-centered megalomaniacs who happen to be ugly just coming up with random rules.
All right, next topic at hand, racism.
Let's talk about racism.
That was racist, guys.
Tuckers in shit.
Oh, wait, did I throw you the paper yet?
You know, Mets are doing really badly.
I'm down $400 on my betting $100 in every Mets game.
Pretty bad week.
It hurts to go to the ATM, take out the max, which is $500, then go to the bookie and say goodbye to $20 of that.
Now you have a normal amount in your wallet where when you go to the ATM and take out everything, your wallet's supposed to be bulging.
You're supposed to feel rich after that.
I almost bought a Mets hat the other day.
Why?
Because I was like, I've always been a Yankee hat wearer for the Bronx, you know, but there's no character.
Like you said this before, there's no character in it because they buy the best players.
What else do you like?
Superman and money and tits.
Fridays?
Winners.
Fridays rock.
They just win too consistently and there's not enough kind of character and flavor to them.
Kid shot in Bedstead.
The Gran is said, this is what New York City is now.
The mother, of course, and the father are not around for questioning.
That won't go anywhere, that story, because it was blacks shooting blacks.
But we have plenty of shootings going on.
We're going to get into the Minneapolis thing in a second.
But before we get to that, also on your Mets note, remember when I was talking about that fat dude with the beard?
And I go, he grew up in New York.
And I'm like, why aren't you a Mets fan?
You seem like you'd be a Mets fan.
And he goes, well, I'm not a Jew and I'm not retarded.
And the funniest part about that, he wasn't kidding or trying to be offensive.
He was just like, where I grew up was mostly Jews who liked the Mets.
And sometimes you'd see someone who was special and they'd like the Mets.
Like Danny Bobo Curlin?
Yeah, like his experience has been mentally handicapped people and people of the Jewish persuasion are disproportionately represented in Mets fans.
But that takes a long time to say.
Like Bobo.
I love Bobo.
Why is he called Bobo and then there's Bobo on Stern?
Yeah, I don't know.
Is that a quinking?
No, you know what?
His sister named him that.
So it wasn't even like ONA was like, we need a Bobo.
You know, his sister couldn't pronounce his name.
I'll never forget when Bobo was at Compound and he's saying to Anthony's old producer, I forget his name with glasses, and he's like, my cousin works at Disneyland at the parking lot so I can get you guys a ride on the Space Mountain thing,
Majig.
And they were kind of looking down on him because they had a Space Mountain shirt on and the guy's like, ah, we're good for tickets.
Thanks, Bobo.
And I was like, you fucking assholes are just as retarded as him.
You have a Star Wars shirt on.
You're talking about Travis.
Kids.
So I wouldn't be looking down at retards when you're wearing a retard shirt.
Travis Tess.
He loves Disneyland.
That's Travis, yeah.
Travis was like, yeah, thanks a lot.
I'm covered for the Star Wars.
Star Wars is for kids.
Why don't you laugh at a Toy Story guy for not being Toy Story enough?
I actually know Buzz Lightyear, so...
Don't need your help.
Yeah.
To infinity and beyond.
There it is.
All right, so sorry, let's dive in.
I had another tangent I wanted to jump on, but since we're lost.
So Tucker Carlson was in trouble this weekend because he mentioned the evil replacement theory.
And basically, this is what he said.
He said, it's not racist to be worried about being replaced.
We're not concerned about the race replacing us.
We're concerned about the demographics.
And the Democrats have made it very clear that they are importing Mexicans because they want to make an area more Hispanic because they tend to get rewarded with votes for that.
I don't think they would even deny that.
Now, at the same time, far, far right super extreme racists are petrified of becoming a minority.
Now, that's something I get accused of believing, and anyone who's right-wing is obsessed with losing.
And they say that's why they're so mad, because they know they're going to be a minority.
I married American Indian.
I made non-white kids.
It's obviously not a huge concern of mine.
But I have to admit, after it kept getting rammed down my throat, I thought, yeah, it probably won't be great for us.
I mean, it didn't turn out great for South Africans after they opened the floodgates and said no more apartheid.
Now they're on concentration camps.
So, in retrospect, sure, maybe.
But it doesn't drive me.
That's the myth, is that it drives.
It might drive the guys at Charlottesville who said Jews will not replace us.
So it is a very radical notion that does exist.
But as far as like what makes people mad and what makes people protest and get out there in the streets, it's culture.
It's losing the American dream.
And on January 6th, we don't condone that riot, but on January 6th, people were rightfully mad because they thought they were losing their democracy.
And if you lose your democracy, you don't have a country.
Now you're Zimbabwe.
Now you're North Korea.
Now you're a communist dictatorship.
So that's why they were freaking the fuck out.
Wasn't they worried about not enough white people?
Yes, I know a guy had a Confederate flag.
Yes, I know a guy had an offensive sweatshirt.
That does not represent the tens of thousands of people who were there.
Fuck nuts.
And if that is the case, then these guys represent a larger group of people.
What's this now?
The Antifa Black Block getting changed into MAGA costumes on January 6th.
Oh, my stars.
What have we here?
This is just a myth, by the way.
You're not...
Don't believe your lion eyes.
John Sullivan was not there.
And them saying delete that, delete this, isn't a sign that they were caught doing something.
Wow, I never seen that before.
Me neither, until this weekend.
So this is what Tucker's point was.
He said, you're bringing in immigrants to change the votes.
That pisses me off, and that's changing the demographics of the country.
Obviously, if you were bringing in people who loved America, they were playing football and their daughters became cheerleaders, no one would have a problem with it.
When they brought the Jamaicans into Britain in the late 60s, they were British people.
They drank Guinness.
They loved soccer.
Ska was basically pop, and they made the specials.
And after a few riots in Brighton, they assimilated.
Great.
Indians, when I was a kid, when I immigrated to Canada, I was with a huge influx of Indians.
Rajiv was next to me as we swore our oath to the Queen.
We both played hockey.
We both wore Deaf Leopard concert shirts.
We both had ACDC on our jean jackets.
We assimilated.
No one has a problem with that.
It's when you're just pulling them in for the votes and they have no interest in maintaining that country's culture.
Anyway, Tucker tried to make that clear, and J.D. Vance agreed with him.
He said, Tucker Carlson is the only powerful figure who consistently challenges elite dogma on both cultural and economic questions.
That is why they tried to destroy him.
Don't fall for this.
Don't fall for it this time or any other.
And then Ture, who literally has a PhD in prints, not the monarch, the musician, he goes, is this a joke?
You're joking, right?
Tucker Carlson is an overt white supremacist whose white victimhood shtick would be hysterical if it wasn't so dangerous.
Tucker's the face of modern white supremacy.
And you're standing up for him.
Oh shit, you just reminded me.
The New York Post had an article this weekend about Joe Rogan and how he censored a bunch of his shit.
And it was done by a woman.
So it's amateur hour at the Apollo.
And she said that I was the leader of the white power movement since Trump was in office.
Is it by Hannah Sparks?
Yes.
Why does that name ring a bell?
Yeah, it kind of rung a bell with me, too.
I guess I'll email these to you.
I got this article here.
Yes, but look, look at my photo caption.
What does it say?
See here.
Waiting.
What's it waiting for?
Are you emailing it?
No, but go to the thing that's there now, you fucking tard.
Oh.
To my phone.
Go down, go down, go down.
So that says Proud Boys founder Gavin McInnes.
I was feverishly on the phone with my lawyers, New York Post editors, and her.
I got her number.
And I said, hey, Hannah, I'm suing you.
And I need an address to send the legal papers to.
She texts me back, you got the wrong number, my dude.
I had the right number.
So I said, well, it is the right number, but it's time to fix it because 99.9% of the people who see an article see it when it first comes out, not four days later.
That's why it's called the Daily News.
And so they changed it.
Yeah, I'm looking for the snapshot here on the Wayback Machine.
There is a...
Somebody did snapshot it.
Okay.
Well, I emailed you the article anyway.
It's such a badly written article, it's fucking embarrassing.
They just, it's like 500 words, and you're talking about something really complicated.
Proud Boys founder Gavin McInnis, at least he spelled my name right, has led the white supremacy movement since 2016.
Oh my God.
I got out of my car with my kid after his baseball game, my youngest boy, who's eight.
There's some guy who walked by as I was pulling into my driveway and he's with his daughter and he's kind of a cool dad.
He's got like sunglasses on and longish hair and he's still a liberal living in the whitest district in all of New York State.
And he turns around and he looks at me.
So I stand and I look at him.
My little boy's talking about memes with his little backpack on with the baseball bat.
And then he walks like another 20 feet and then he stops and stares again.
This is him being brave, by the way, stopping to look.
And I'm looking back at him like, yes?
And then he walks another four feet and then he looks back again.
Now, I've approached these people and what they do is they start walking.
They go, he's coming, he's coming, he's coming.
And then they all walk fast.
But it's been bugging me ever since.
By the way, that picture is after I read Ann Coulter's speech Because Berkeley banned her.
And that becomes a white supremacy picture.
Fuck you all.
What should I have done, though?
I should have gone, like, there's three options, really.
There's this.
I've done that a few times.
Or there's this.
Let's get the elephant out of the room and stop pretending.
Or then there's the Gran Torino.
That's a good one.
Is that a threat, though?
Somebody just got arrested for saying threats in New York City.
Okay.
But is that a threat?
I don't know.
Better not be.
All right.
So my point, the reason I brought up that New York Post thing is because you can't be thrown around white supremacy, overt white supremacist.
A white supremacist says whites are better than everyone, and no one else should be here.
Very radical belief.
I don't think you will come across it in your lifetime.
I have because I meet weirdos.
Richard Spencer said that to me.
Okay, there's one.
It's not a thing.
It doesn't come up.
Although CNN says just simply saying what I just said, that's white supremacy.
Check out Carlson News Network, where they are obsessed with him, Brian Stettler and Jim Acosta.
The Anti-Defamation League is calling on Fox News to firehost Tucker Carlson for pushing a racist theory that's been a favorite of white supremacists for years.
The replacement theory is one that imagines falsely that white people are being intentionally replaced by third world immigrants to, quote, dilute American voters.
And while that is a ridiculous lie, we're going to play you Tucker Carlson.
How is that a ridiculous lie?
Look, the fact of the matter is the DNC loves open borders because it means more votes for them.
That's inarguable.
Now, racists, white people, say the only purpose of this is to eradicate us.
So we become, we don't exist anymore.
That's a radical belief.
But the first part, it's just a fact.
Mark, so you can fully understand why they're so toxic.
I know that the left and all the little gatekeepers on Twitter become literally hysterical if you use the term replacement, if you suggest that the Democratic Party is trying to replace the current.
Isn't it funny that he said they literally become hysterical and we're watching a hysterical newspiece about it?
Current electorate, the voters now casting ballots, with new people, more obedient voters from the third world.
If you change the population, you dilute the political power of the people who live there.
So every time they import a new voter, I become disenfranchised as a current voter.
So I don't understand why you don't understand this.
I mean, everyone wants to make a racial issue out of it.
Ooh, the white replacement theory.
No, no, no.
This is a very question you just said.
Okay, stop.
So bizarre.
So bizarre.
Tell me what's bizarre about it.
Look at Brian Stettler's fucking face.
That is bizarre.
Look at the picture of him with no pants on.
Sitting at his desk.
I want you to see what is really going on right now.
Yeah, there it is.
So when you see Stettler on TV, the Turgid Tattletale, who has red socks, by the way?
Isn't that gay?
It's not even gay.
It's like perverted.
I bought red socks because I saw you with them once.
But they look good in the pinstripe suit.
I may have had, I have kooky socks that I wear with the suit, but when you're just walking around the house and being lazy, you have gray Hanes.
Yeah, that's right.
Like, or a woman, when she wants to be sexy, she'll have some funky color on and like an oversized sweatshirt and just like your boxers.
It's people trying to be sexy.
Look at him.
Just kick him through the wall, right?
Just right there.
What are we doing here?
It's like when you watch 650 Pound Life.
He's like, why are you lying to me?
And I go, just kill them.
I like the kick.
He puts the kick in them thing.
Just take a straight razor and just...
I mean, Stettler, why is he here?
I can't believe he's straight.
I swear I thought you were trolling when I asked you and you said he had a wife.
He has a wife.
He's got Argyle socks.
Good thing is her pussy's in perfect condition.
It's tight as the day he met her.
Good luck getting a dime in there.
Good luck.
I pity the dime who tries to get into that pussy hole.
That is hilarious.
Got a factory stock vagina.
His smile is the worst.
He goes, he's an SCTV character.
He looks like John Leguizamo in spawn, like spooky.
That's scary.
Yeah, the smile looks like a kid when you tell like a five-year-old smile and they're like, fuck you.
You don't want to smile?
Yeah.
Okay, so go back.
Now that we've had the proper context, look at his fucking makeup.
He did his own makeup.
I love you have two people doing their own makeup.
One looks like a gay raspberry and the other looks like a pussy fart.
Our chief media correspondent and host of reliable sources, Brian Stelter, joins me now.
Brian, this is hardly the first time Tucker Carlson, and I'm not sure why he spells Tucker with just one K sometimes, has been accused of racist remarks, but will do anything.
Will Fox do anything this time about what he's doing over there?
There is no indication that Fox will do a thing.
Tucker Carlson is untouchable.
He's invincible because he is such a highly rated host for Fox News.
He is increasingly the face of Fox News.
So the Murdochs tolerate everything.
Not just tolerate, they embrace it.
It's been more than 20 years to the head of Fox News calling for Carlson to go.
Fox has not publicly responded to that letter.
The ADL has not heard anything about what I'm aware of.
I like how they think it's a big deal that the ADL sent out a letter.
But as you said, there is a history to these comments.
They can't be viewed in isolation.
Here are some examples of Carlson in the past talking about the same rhetorical line of argument.
This may be a lot of things this moment we're living through, but it is definitely not about black lives.
And remember that when they come for you, and at this rate, they will.
If you were to assemble a list, a hierarchy of concerns or problems this country faces, where would white supremacy be on the list?
Right up there with Russia, probably.
It's irrelevant.
It's actually not a real problem in America.
Correct.
White supremacy, that's the problem.
This is a hoax.
Just like the Russian hoax.
It's a conspiracy theory.
In the year 2000, Hazelton's population was 2% Hispanic.
Just 16 years later, Hazelton is majority Hispanic.
That's a lot of change.
How would you feel if that happened in your neighborhood?
What's wrong with that?
Please, if you're out there, Mexicans, please change Jim Acosta's neighborhood and Brian Stettler's neighborhood to 60% Hispanic.
I'm begging you, please.
Because that's all he's just said.
He said, how would you feel?
That would be a very different neighborhood you'd be living in.
The schools would be very different.
They'd have totally different standards.
Drunk driving would become a thing.
If it was Swedish, Tommy Robinson grew up in Luton when it was maybe 2% to 5% Muslim.
It's now over 50% Muslim.
It's unrecognizable, and he can't walk down that street.
It's a thing.
Even if it was German or Swedish, he'd be like, what's going on?
Where did I move?
Strange.
And that's the face of Fox News.
He's also the poster child for what Van Jones called five years ago the white lash, this white resistance to a changing country.
Tucker Carlson, you know, that is very much his.
Stop.
When race came up in Tucker's statement, he said, and I quote, no, no, no.
And then their response is, yes, yes, yes.
He keeps injecting race into it.
He pulled race out of it, and you crowbar it back in.
And he has a lot of viewers who seem to be with him, and Fox is not going to take any action against him.
And Brian, and I'm sure there are folks whose heads are exploding just seeing you and I talking about the subject together.
But let's talk about some of this.
Help people understand.
Did my parents make Brian Steller in the kettle?
Dangerous this idea of replacement theory is.
It was actually the driving force in some recent mass shootings.
Christchurch in New Zealand and closer to home here in the States, the El Paso attack at the Walmart in 2019.
Both killers in both those cases referred to replacement theory in their so-called manifestos.
This is a fringe of white supremacists.
Did you know, what was his name?
Faran Tauhid just killed himself.
The family had a mass suicide, and there's no link for it.
They cited the office as what motivated them.
Christ Church, the Christ Church shooting also cited Pootie Pie.
Should we, is Puddie Pie dangerous?
So whatever's in this manifesto is dangerous and should be stopped.
Okay.
Do you really want to play that game?
Because the office has got to go.
The office is killing people.
Pootie pie's got to go.
Sorry, go back.
This idea that is unfortunately being mainstreamed by the likes of Tucker Carlson.
And he knows exactly what he's doing because he said on the air on Thursday, no, no, no, that's not what I'm talking about.
As he literally repeated the exact same concept.
He seems afraid that somehow people of color are going to replace him in the voting rolls, that his vote's going to be diluted by newspaper.
He's scared of foreigners replacing him in the voting polls.
And the fact that they're a different color isn't relevant.
The fact is that they were imported just to do that.
That's why we hate voter fraud.
Exact same thing.
We don't care about the race of the frauds.
We care that something is being done that is not part of the American system.
Importing illegals and having them vote is not part of our system.
Also the country.
But the story of America is a story.
When kids turn 18, they're going to replace Carlson's own children.
Yeah, I mean, yeah, exactly.
When kids turn 18, they're going to replace older voters who pass on.
Same exact concept.
Came to the Capitol attack.
This might be the most ridiculous line of BS yet from Tucker Carlson.
Let's listen.
They didn't have guns, but a lot of them had extremely dangerous ideas.
They talked about the Constitution, something called their rights.
Neither Lisa Eisenhardt nor her son damaged any property at the Capitol or committed any violence.
They just walked in to what we used to refer to as the people's house.
Some perspective, please.
It's just inexplicable.
I can't explain what he's doing.
Did you see the footage of them in the Capitol?
Did you see the guy with the horns meandering in, going, hey, dude?
And then the cops going, could you guys get out of here?
It wasn't a storming so much as it was a meandering.
And we're going to get to this in a second.
Antifa, just jump to 2.7.
You want to see Dangerous?
And let's see Jim Acosta and Turgid Tattletale cover this.
Not only did they try to burn down, this is 2.7, burn down an ice building in Portland, which why are Portland Antifa people so obsessed with immigrants' rights?
Mexicans don't like the Pacific Northwest.
It rains every day.
It's freezing.
It's not really their cup of tea.
Are there any illegals in fucking Portland?
How many?
It's not exactly El Paso.
But not only did they try to burn down the building, they tried to lock the officers inside and murder them, burn them alive in the building.
This is terrorism.
Textbook definition.
The January 6th meandering of the Capitol was stupid, bratty.
It was not apocalyptic.
There are words to describe what happened there.
And about 1% of the people there were involved in property damage, breaking the windows to get in.
The rest was meandering.
What's this?
Where's that in my notes?
Oh, this is the first slide in that.
So, FBI says, can you locate some of these people on January 6th?
And Elijah replied, Antifi tried to burn down a federal building in Portland last night, intentionally trapping ICE officers inside.
And the FBI's response is still tweeting pictures to identify people from January 6th.
They also never caught the pipe bomber.
How the fuck?
And they didn't try.
That's the part I don't get.
Can we see some grainy photos of like the guy wandering away?
Why is that not being investigated?
I think because it was bipartisan.
It was a bomb on both sides.
If it had been just a bomb with the DNC, that would have been juicy.
And he had a MAGA hat on.
All right, now I got to find him.
But the fact that it was also at the GOP headquarters, it's not sexy.
I'm not going to invest.
I only investigate sexy crimes.
Sexy crimes unit.
Dong-dong.
Yo, so there was some sexy stuff that happened here.
It's iced tea.
I know.
Go back.
I heard a good bit.
Was it Nate Pergazzi or John Mulaney talking about Iced T?
He's in the sex crimes unit, and he's like, wait a minute here.
You're trying to tell me some guy gets off watching little girls go pee?
He's like, yeah, that is.
You're in the sex crimes unit, eh?
Iced T?
You're probably get used to perverts.
Every day is his first day.
That was the whole bit.
You know, as in piss porn?
What are you doing now?
You're jumping ahead here.
Oh, this one was...
We've seen all that.
I know.
So go back to the Turgid Titletale.
Oh, go, go, try.
I got to find my titletale.
Okay, it is 1-9.
We're not done.
And you know, like, there are segments.
It's really just me.
Probably seven people, seven to 12 worked on this segment.
Maybe when you add editors and everything, an army put this together.
Together?
Somehow, people of color are going to replace him in the voting roles.
That his vote's going to be diluted by new arrivals of the country.
The story of America is a story.
When kids turn 18, they're going to be a little bit more.
No, no, no.
Play it for the record, Brian.
The story of the country is open the doors to people eager to come here with their papers.
At Ellis Island, if you don't have your proper papers, you're turned away.
You're put back on the boat.
If you're sick, you're put back on the boat.
Then you close the doors.
Let everyone assimilate for a few years.
Open, close, open, close.
1973, someone broke the doors off and they haven't been replaced.
And now we have people pouring in who openly hate us.
And as far as the Mexicans coming across the border, most of them are totally indifferent to American culture.
They just want to make more money than they were making in Mexico.
Yeah, I mean, yeah.
The story of this country is legal citizenship, not illegal citizenship.
When kids turn 18, they're going to replace a job.
No, it's after that.
They didn't have guns, but a lot of them had extremely dangerous ideas.
They talked about some perspective, please.
20 years ago, 9-11 truthers were rightly condemned across the political spectrum.
But now, 20 years later, riot truthers, people that are in denial about the riot, are getting airtime on prime time in Fox News.
I'm afraid this is going to get worse, Jim, as the Republican Party tries to cover up what happened on Capitol Hill that day.
Yeah.
He's just a whack job.
I mean, that's what Selter is to it.
Brian Stelter, we can keep talking on and on about this, but we won't make too many heads explode right now.
We'll do that some other time.
Brian Stelter, thanks so much.
And be sure to catch him.
What was that?
He's like, my head's bald.
He said, head can't explode.
It's bald.
No, we can explode bald heads.
Brian Stelter, thanks so much for it.
In Africa, they will explode your head to get the gold inside.
You have the egg head.
The ADL wants some fire.
So, sorry, let's see exactly what the ADL said.
2-0.
Ugh.
That made me...
Should you be on TV if it makes people's eyes bleed to look at you?
Are you hearing this squeaky desk, by the way?
Not on the mic.
Okay, that's all that matters.
So this is specifically what they said.
Tucker Carlson's replacement theory is a white supremacist tenet that the white race is in danger by a rising tide of non-whites.
It is anti-Semitic, what?
Racist and toxic.
It has informed the ideology of mass shooters in El Paso, Christchurch, and Pittsburgh.
Tucker must go.
Okay, so a replacement theory is bad.
Gotcha.
In all forms.
Because Tucker's version of it wasn't about race.
But according to Joseph Greenblatt, that's unacceptable too.
So let's see what the ADL, who sent a letter, says about the replacement theory when it comes to Israel.
Okay?
Israel needs to open their borders and become an Islamic state.
Would the ADL be okay with that?
Yeah, what if everyone in Israel discovered that their country had changed and diluted and been replaced?
And now it's 60% Palestinian.
And here's what they have to say about that.
Click on that one there with the red underlines.
It is unrealistic and unacceptable to expect the state of Israel to voluntarily subvert its own sovereign existence and nationalist identity.
That's big.
And become a vulnerable minority within what was once its own territory.
You see, this is why law enforcement doesn't pay attention to the ADL and the SPLC anymore.
They're no longer credible sources.
They are partisan activist groups.
They are Antifa with a tie on, and they're full of shit.
Again, here's the same.
This might be the same thing, 2-2.
I said 2-2.
2-2.
Click on that.
Furthermore, binationalism, you mean like Hispanics and whites.
They're promoting here more like quadrinationalism, but binationalism is unworkable given the current realities and historical.
I can't, can you move it over a bit?
Animosities with historically high birth rates among the Palestinians.
Oh, here they are saying it again, exactly the same thing in a different way.
And a possible influx of Palestinian refugees and their descendants now living around the world.
Jews would quickly be a minority within a binational state, thus likely ending any semblance of equal representation and protections.
Joseph Greenbaut, you fucking cuck.
Thus likely, blah, blah, in this situation, the Jewish population would be increasingly, politically, and potentially physically vulnerable.
Oh, like MS-13?
It is unrealistic and unacceptable to expect the state of it.
And there we have the thing that we just read.
And here we have in 2-3 the left bragging.
Julian Castro bragging about the replacement truth, not a theory, where they say it's a very effective tool.
Click on that first one.
Castro brothers predict Texas will turn to blue state soon.
You know, like voters being replaced.
And what does he say to that?
On CBS Face the Nation, the prominent Texas Democrats also said that President Barack Obama and Congress should tackle the economy, education, immigration reform, and gun laws this year.
It's changing.
It's going to become a purple state, then a blue state, because of the demographics.
Because of the population from folks coming from outside Texas, Julianne Castro conceded.
And here's 2-4, where this other bitch admits it.
Another liberal.
Oh, sorry, though.
This is the red elephants guy saying it's just a fact that whites are becoming a minority.
And that's what I'm saying.
It's just that it's not something that drives people per se.
It's the cultural changes that come when you open borders just, and you're inviting people here just to vote.
That's the other thing.
That's why liberals are for open borders.
Do you think the DNC would talk about kids in cages if they tended to vote Republican?
I don't know why they don't, by the way.
They're all pro-life.
They're all Catholic.
They're all homophobes.
Why are they not more conservative?
Anyway, 2-5.
Wait, is that it?
No.
Look at this.
Tucker is coy.
This is a liberal, Harvard CNN.
Tucker is coy because he's also correct.
Replacement is occurring.
Young white men today are the last generations of Americans born when Caucasian births outnumbered those of non-whites.
This trend will continue.
See, so she agrees with that.
And it animates the racist violence.
That's what I disagree with.
Racist violence, the racist violence in this country is black on everyone else.
Yeah, there'll be tons of videos where they're like, oh, your white people are going to be bred out of extinction.
Yeah.
Remember them saying that in Germany?
That's a thing.
That Jap chick did?
She was like, I'm going to have love with your babies.
Oh, yeah, I'm going to make all your babies Asian.
Yeah, let's do it.
So they could say.
What a threat.
They fuck my perfect little college pussy.
My Brian Stettler's pussy.
No, dude, this bitch I fucked the other night.
Like, Brian Stettler's wife's pussy.
Like, it hurt my dick.
I thought I was going to lose circulation down there.
Thank God I had a boner because if it was, I put it in soft, it would have choked it.
Fucking Stettler level.
Shit, Stettler pussy, dude.
I'm going to email that to Ann Coulter.
I think she'll like it.
I don't know much about this, but apparently in California, Huntington Beach, there was a big White Lives Matter.
This is our last, the last in our racism section.
A lot happened this weekend.
Protesters clash and brawl with counterprotesters at a White Lives Matter rally.
I like how they go to a White Lives Matter rally and people are yelling, racist.
It's racist to say White Lives Matter.
And by the way, we never said the term Black Lives Matter was racist.
We said it was redundant.
So it's racist to say that White Lives Matter.
It's racist to say it.
But Black Lives Matter is a necessity.
Politicians probably love seeing the people divided to them.
It's all about their political power and how to get more of it and keep it forever.
Keep the people distracted and divided while they make speeches and grant themselves more power.
I assume the next word is power.
While getting rich.
While getting rich, yeah.
So you were researching this, Ryan.
Ryan's starting to get involved in the news, folks.
Ryan got to say that.
I just peeped this, but I noticed that they actually arrested.
See, that's why you need young people in your news.
They're keeping it.
They keep it fresh, yo.
So what'd you peep, dog?
Well, I peeped upon this little pecker, Pepper.
They arrested, they weren't just arresting, it kind of seems upsetting.
It's like, well, this is just a Black Lives Matter thing before white guys, and it doesn't seem any racist stuff's going on.
But you hear about these 12 arrests, and you assume that they arrested all the white guys, but that's not true.
They were arresting this guy for noise violation.
Because, you know, but they arrested this guy.
And so for what?
I want to know for what.
I mean, you can't arrest people even if you disagree with them.
Let's say it is some racist thing, which I don't think it was.
You can't just arrange people for having no one likes the KKK.
But in America, they have the right to do a march.
Our police protect them.
We all look at it and go, eh.
And that's that.
Them not being allowed to have a march is the apocalypse.
Right.
Same with black separatists.
Same with, I mean, Nambla, that's where you can let them march.
We're going to go fuck them up.
Right.
But, you know, hopefully that was for some sort of scrap or something like that.
I saw them chasing some dude around who they claimed had a Nazi tattoo, which was probably an Iron Cross or something.
But they wouldn't leave him alone.
They're trying to get him to fight.
And this Mexican dude was like, why do you hate me?
Beat the Nazis in World War II, essay.
And the guy was just trying to get away from him.
Oh, I see.
Have you seen that?
No, no.
That's on actual public freakouts.
Also, you know, because this happened, and I didn't agree with this.
I could just show this while I look for it.
This guy was arrested for spewing Asian threats at an undercover cop.
Remember that?
I think if I was black, that's probably how I'd have my hair.
Like basketball.
Oh, yes.
That's dope.
Very.
But yeah, if you had a magic wand and you just got rid of everyone with all the top, let's say the top 20% most racist people in the country.
There'd be almost no black people in this country.
I'm sorry.
I know you want the racists to be white rednecks with cowboy hats on.
I met them.
They're pretty cool guys.
When I talk to black people, I hear pretty horrible racist shit.
And when you look at hate crimes, they tend to be black versus everyone else.
I'm sorry.
I don't want it to be so either.
I want them to be...
I want life to be like Basquiat and Chuck D and like some black intellectual dude.
Is this it?
What's the Maya Angelou?
I like your bullshit theories, too.
This wasn't it, though.
Yes, that is it.
This guy does have a swastika.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
He actually does.
Looks Latino to me, but I mean...
What ancestors?
The Americans fought against the Nazis.
Why do you feel it's like Freddy?
Can't be a very relaxing tattoo to have.
No.
You know, he got in prison, too.
So this guy is a scary Nazi, right?
Right.
The way they're talking to him, going, bitch, you Nazi bitch.
You're an old enough man to know that there's a honest leakage.
No, no, okay, besides that.
Besides that, you're not defending a Nazi, but can you imagine going up to a black militant separatist like this and caught talking shit to him in a Black Lives Matter rally?
You'd be killed.
This wouldn't be smart.
Oh, no, no!
So that's not an arrest, right?
That's a warrior in there.
Wait, is that the whole thing?
This is about halfway in.
Now they start following him.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, I really think we can chalk this up to...
Oh, they are arresting him.
Oh, wow.
For what?
See, that's what I have a problem.
For what?
You know, despite whether...
Yeah, but go to the beginning.
He was...
Not that...
This is awkward because we're sitting here defending that.
But there's another one where you see this.
Anyway, fuck it.
Well, you know, what do you think about this whole guy?
Because, you know, he said, I'm going to stab you or whatever.
And the fact that it's an undercover cop, that's probably why he can get away with the arrest.
But is that a verifiable threat, I suppose?
Or is it the hate speech?
Because he called him...
Well, see, this is the beauty of we have laws for this.
Yes, go back to China is a horrible thing to say.
But you shouldn't get arrested for that.
You shouldn't get arrested for that.
It has to be a credible threat.
People say that, I'm going to slap the holy piss at you and stab you in the face.
Okay, I think that is a credible threat.
If he has to do that.
Especially if it's in person.
I talked to cops about this, and they said it's all about plausibility.
So if I tweet, you're fucking dead, bitch, and I'm 3,000 miles away, I'm not going to get on a plane.
It doesn't look plausible.
If I have a reputation for stabbing people, I'm near you, and I say, I'm going to stab you, just like I stabbed these other people.
That's very plausible.
Even if you don't have a knife on you, you're not going to be able to do it.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Interesting.
All right, we're still only doing on this entire episode hot news, like breaking news.
This whole show is things that have happened in the past two days.
And there's still tons to do.
A lot of shit this week.
Neither have I. Look at these fucking horrible weak losers.
So we won't spend any time on this, but you know Black Lives Matter is, right?
This woman who co-founded Black Lives Matter, the lesbian, we talked about her a million times, the trained Marxist.
She's got some black lover.
And she has four or five homes ranging from $500,000 to $1.4 million in Topanka Canyon.
Beautiful homes.
This is, I mean, we all knew this, right?
We didn't think the money was going to black college funds or anything real.
We knew it was all a scam.
So if you're surprised by this, I'm surprised by your naivete.
One of her homes has an airplane hanger.
Wow.
Just a little runway, just in case you want to fly there.
Talk to her.
So if you are not familiar with that story, it's front page of the post.
Come on, get with it.
But this kid was shot in Minnesota.
That's Minneapolis, right?
And people are going to nudge him.
I don't know the story.
I've seen a lot of pictures of him with a gun and waving money around.
So the story is that he got pulled over.
He had a warrant.
He's messing with cops.
And then he tore off and he was driving recklessly.
He could have killed someone with the car and they shot at the car.
There's this misunderstanding that you're not allowed to shoot someone in the back.
If someone is heading towards a crowd and they have a gun or they even have a knife or they seem like they're a threat to this crowd, you can shoot them in the back.
I just stopped him.
He shot him in the ear.
All he was trying to do was throw a giant rock at them and kill them.
Okay, this is why I love this clip.
Look at that, whatever that is.
That little, is it a lesbian or a beta male?
I can't tell, but look at that little cuck with the glasses holding the police back.
See, this is the problem is the fucking arrogance of the weak.
The weak are so, the weak are surprisingly powerful, but they're not as powerful as they think they are, especially physical strength.
Look at this.
Look at, I'm going to say it's a her.
Transmasculine, I'd say.
Get back, pigs.
Get back before I fucking kick all your asses, even though you're in SWAT gear.
The real power is like, I'm standing in front of you, so if you hit me, you'll be known as the cop who hit whatever the fuck I am.
They seem to be obeying her, though.
Yeah.
Because I don't think they want the, you know.
They're going to lose their pensions.
Look at that guy just dancing.
Y'all don't want the smoke.
Fighting the cops.
Fighting the cops.
So the story on, that's all we know about Dante.
I don't know if it's going to blow up.
Remember in New Rochelle, just north of us in the Bronx, or north of our new studio, there was a guy who got shot by the cops.
And I heard that cops told me that the locals were putting guns in trees because they were going to have a vigil.
And if anyone showed up, any cops showed up to fuck with the vigil, they're going to grab the guns because you don't want to be caught with a gun.
They're going to shoot the pigs.
Right?
But no one showed up to the vigil.
The guy was a fucking asshole.
And he probably raped someone's sister.
He just got out of prison.
So I bet everyone in the community had been fucked over by him at least once.
And they were like, fucking.
And you know why the cops shot him?
He pointed a gun to a cop's head and pulled the trigger.
Now, it didn't go off because during the chase, he fell.
And his, whatever you call it, magazine, whatever, clip came out of his Glock.
Wow.
So there were no bullets came out when he pulled the trigger.
He could have chambered one, too.
So that's double lucky.
You don't need the clip to.
So the cop was like, fuck you.
Don't shoot me.
Like Louis C.K. If murder was illegal, a lot of people would be dead.
I hate Sheila.
She's a bitch.
The way he shoots that gun, if you can find it.
That should be a drop.
I need to see that.
Fuck you, Sheila.
The way he has like a little gun and he kind of shoots it in a gay way, like down through her tits or something.
Yeah.
If murder was legal, you should look up.
Okay.
That should be a drop.
I don't know when to use it, but.
And just when we hate someone, I guess?
Yeah, I don't.
I mean, what am I?
Killed a few people.
I don't know.
I'd love to think, oh, I would never do that.
But we really need the law against murder.
For one simple reason.
The law against murder is the number one thing preventing murder.
Murder.
Murder.
We'd like to think it's because like, oh, I would never do that.
No, it's because it really sucks getting caught murdering.
A lot.
If murder was legal.
Or just a misdemeanor.
Like you get a thing in the mail.
Ah, shit, they had a camera there.
If murder was legal, there would be so much murder.
Regular people would murder.
Here we go.
Murderers would murder even more.
And then really nice, sweet people would murder a few people.
But nobody would murder no people.
No few.
I think it's here.
I'm looking for the action.
Put your murdered child in the red bag with a logo of a murdered kid on it.
Next to the other logo that tells you that you have to clean up your kids when you kill them because it's gross.
This is an anti-fess.
You have to clean up.
If murder was legal, there wouldn't be a lot of murder.
You'd be, you know, you go to a mall, there'd be like eight different moms in the mall.
Just, I told you to stop it.
This has to be the miss, right?
This is the mess.
You told her to go right there.
We got a ghost.
I guess I'll find it on my own time.
That is a whole bunch of horrible thoughts right in a row.
Well, we'll get another day.
So that's how it's looking now.
So I don't know if Dante's going to be a big thing.
I was saying to a friend today, I go, it looks like it wasn't a matter of an innocent kid.
He goes, it doesn't matter.
Who cares if he was innocent or not?
That's not how these riots work.
Why are you imposing logic into any of this?
And then there's this other big story with this army lieutenant not cooperating.
So I don't know this story.
Can you be signed into shit, please?
Listen!
Take off your seatbelt and get out of the car!
Look, I'm just gonna just...
You're gonna do what you're told!
Get out of the car!
Take your seatbelt off and get out of the car.
Take your seatbelt off.
Get your out.
Take your seatbelt off and get out of the car.
Get your house.
Don't be chilling there, Daniel.
Don't reach your lemon.
Please.
See, again, we see it at the end.
After the guy's been pepper sprayed and he doesn't want any trouble because he can't see anything.
Don't get in the back, Daniel.
Don't get joking, right?
Get out of the car!
Take your seatbelt off!
What you're a specialist corporate?
What are you?
I'm a lieutenant.
Lieutenant, get out of the car.
Take your seatbelt off and get out of the car.
You made this way more difficult than it had to be.
You just complied.
Get out of the car.
I'm a retailer.
Bert Kreischer?
Hey!
Take your seatbelt off and get out of the car.
That's Bert Kreischer.
Dude, why don't you get your seatbelt off and get out of the fucking car?
This cop was fired, by the way, for this.
Really?
Yeah.
Man, they get to.
You know, no, that's where the video ends.
But that's a bad sign.
When somebody doesn't want to get away from the car, we've seen it happen a million times.
A million times, yeah.
They start arguing and they say, I'm just gonna...
Yeah.
I'm just gonna.
And then.
Yeah.
Or the reason they don't want to leave the car is because when I leave the car, now they can look in the car and there's a gun in the car.
There's something bad in the car.
I don't want to leave the car.
So that cop is fired for that because there's bad footage of it.
Oh, that cop in Fresno was also fired too.
The Fresno cop.
Great work, Ryan.
Thank you.
Yes, that's something I've been working hard on.
Let's see if this woman responded to me.
I don't know Who that woman is?
No.
Oh.
Haley White.
All right.
So, this is juicy.
Over the weekend, a cop was fired for being a proud boy.
Now, here's the narrative in Fresno, which is Meth Head Central.
Talk to anyone around the Fresno area.
It's above Las Vegas.
I mean, above Los Angeles.
It's near Vegas.
It's where all the fucking meth heads go to die.
There's a tiny encampment that is very faggy, and that's where there's this theater called the Tower Theater.
Tower Theater doesn't have any business because no one goes to theaters anymore.
So a local church wants to buy it, right?
That's homophobic.
What?
Why?
Well, they don't support gay marriage.
Yeah.
I would say 3%, 2% of Christian churches support gay marriage.
It's not in the book.
You're not supposed to.
How many devout Christians who go to church every Sunday are pro-gay marriage?
We're talking about a fraction of percent.
So, in other words, it's a very normal group, right?
But the narrative is hate group, I'm sorry, homophobic church wants to buy this beautiful theater in the gay district, and they shouldn't be able to.
They're evil.
They're going to make all the gays feel disenfranchised.
And then one of the proud boys showed up to the protests on behalf of the church.
And one of them happened to be a cop.
So he was fired because he must be a homophobic cop.
You go, why?
Because he sports a church and churches are homophobes.
Well, that's a stretch.
And then the next element of that assumption is if there was a gay like, help, help, I'm being mugged.
The cop would go, sorry, I don't do fags.
Call a gay cop.
I'm not interested.
Contact SVU sexy crimes.
So that was, you already put up 3-2, right?
This one here.
So 3- No, that's, is that 3-2?
I showed this one.
Yeah, that's 3-2.
So follow in the order.
So 3-3, Sarah Silverman has jumped on board.
I know.
What are you doing, Ryan?
I thought that was 3-3.
3-3 is the one that's under the number 3-3.
Gotcha.
You'll notice that's a pattern in my notes.
So the 4 is the...
This is not the 3.
No, 4 is a totally different shape.
The Muslims made it a different shape when they had Christian and Jewish slaves.
Yes.
So, an anti-LGBT church, which you're anti-LGBT if you're not 100% with us.
You're either 100% with us, 100% against us.
And I saw a tweet, I don't know if it's in my notes, where they go, no, the fact that they are not just anti-gay is not enough.
They have to march with us and help us raise money like these churches.
In other words, if you don't give us money for our cause, then you're anti-me.
So a lot of people are anti-Gav because they don't hand me their money.
So an anti-LGBT church, what, called Adventure Church, is trying to buy the Tower Theater.
Sounds legitimate.
In the most LGBT-friendly area of Fresno, the Arts District, Ovs.
So it's for sale if someone wants to scoop them.
Hey, Chelsea Handler, Ellen DeGeneres, and Actually NPH.
Or maybe a GoFundMe?
Okay, go ahead.
If I was the owner, I'd say whoever has the most money can buy my theater.
What is actually NPH?
Who is that?
Let's see.
Neil Patrick Harris.
Ah, okay.
These are her.
She's calling on her rich friends.
Ew, those drawings look like those weird anime drawings you were looking at that all the perverts and creeps are.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, that's the new style.
It's like kind of anime and just shitty.
You know, it's like they can't nail the anime style.
I went down a whole rabbit hole because that, I don't know if we're going to get to it, but that Times article about a guide to neo-pronouns, that's probably a whole batch.
That's the art they do.
It's the same kind of art.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
It's like thick line anime.
It's like drawing for dummies, like learn to draw kind of art illustrators would use, like for a kid's catalog or something.
Very kiddie.
And so I went down a whole, I mean, probably don't have enough time, but so that guy's feed, the artist who makes this, does nothing but repost, you know, similar things like this.
And then there's like Italian racism, but they're really playing.
Now we go back.
I don't like how there's this, I'm trans, I have no pronouns, and I'm into anime, and I want to sexualize little girls and little kids.
Pedophilia seems inextrably linked into the weirdest part of homosexuality, which, by the way, attaches to this story we're in with Fresno.
So let's go back to that.
So 3-4, we learn what is anti-queer.
What defines an anti-gay church in 2021?
Well, move it over.
A church that does not perform gay marriages and that does not embrace gay leadership is not an LGBTQ affirming church.
Okay, so like, especially when you include the world, 99.9% of them.
So in other words, normal.
I mean, if you're defining a hockey player and the person fits 99.9% of the criteria, we got a hockey player.
He's not an anti-whatever the 0.1% is.
That makes them anti-LGBTQ.
Save the tower, tower to the people.
That's a good motto.
Fresno, tower district.
Yup.
Says who?
Haley White.
Now, she's the woman I've been emailing her.
Yup, if you don't believe in marriage equality, you are anti-queer.
If you discriminate against queer people getting leadership roles, you are anti-queer.
If you tell queer people they are bigots for calling out on your bullshit lies, you are hella anti-queer.
Now, Haley, I did a lot of research on.
She appears to be a fat, ugly bitch who lives with homosexuals.
And like all fag hags, her ovaries are drying up and no one's going to want to marry her.
So she's anti-marriage.
She's pro-gay marriage.
She's pro-marriage sabotage.
And she also is pro-Drag Queen Story Hour, especially involving the little kids.
Yeah, let's look at her for a second before we get to the cop.
No, no, let's do the cop.
So dude, 3-5.
So, this cop was fired because he went to these rallies.
A California police department announced Friday that it fired one of its officers for having ties to the far-right extremist group Proud Boys.
The Fresno Police Department terminated Rick Fitzgerald's employment following an investigation that began after the officer joined a Proud Boys event on March 14th.
Fitzgerald was placed on administrative leave following the incident while the department investigated, according to the statement the department shared to social media.
Couldn't they just get a robot to do that?
Yeah, that was really didactic there, dude.
Wow.
That sounds like the top 10 telling.
The top 10 guy was like, top 10 robots.
Usually I care about Proud Boys and cops and free speech, but I don't anymore.
Anyone got a caught?
So yeah, this guy was there.
They got rid of him.
And again, the premise is that if a gay man is in trouble, he won't save him, which is ridiculous and insane.
So this is one of the people behind the cause.
She denies getting him fired, but this is the group, the movement.
Haley White.
This is what we're up against, right?
And she's an Antifa supporter.
Quit trying to make Antifa did it happen.
It's not going to happen.
There's a typical tweet from her.
3-7, you can see how mentally ill she is.
She has Trump derangement syndrome.
So these are the type of people who are defining who can devote their lives to law enforcement.
Everyone keeps saying they can breathe again.
Like, I want to be part of that so bad.
But I'm seeing our new administration has already accomplished and undone so much today.
But still, my chest is so tight and anxiety is still so high.
Anyone else?
You're not getting fucked, Haley.
Here's what Haley, I'm going to email her this too.
Just fucking lose some weight.
Wear high heels three times a week.
That's it.
And not even like 24 hours for those three days.
Wear a bit of makeup a lot of the time.
And you will find a date.
You will get married.
You don't have to sit and rail against marriage like some bitter ditched spinster.
Here's a fun movie she made about Drag Queen Story Hour.
This seems to be a big focus of hers.
Okay, let's go.
She calls herself a filmmaker.
And this is the quality of film she makes.
Feet cropped.
Nice shot.
So now we're recording.
There's everybody behind us.
Wave everybody.
This is how we did it.
Doesn't look very diverse.
Aren't there any black people on your crew?
Does that work?
Yeah.
All right.
Anything else you need?
You got it figured out?
Now let's go introduce you to some potential predators.
Scarlett, and let's talk about drag queens.
Yeah, when you're old enough.
Okay, I'll tell you all about them when you're 18.
They're perverts.
We used to go to the black and blue, which is a gay circuit party, because I'm a big fag hag predator.
And meaning adult women, obviously, you hang out with gays.
It's hard to use the word predator in this context.
And the trannies, trannies have always been around.
Trannies, drag queens, whatever you want to call them.
They would be in one little section of the dance floor and they would be like on mess, puking, slipping, falling in their puke.
You never fought them.
They will kick the shit out of you.
They've been fighting their whole lives.
They'll throw you through a fucking window, take off their shoe, and stick the heel into your temple.
Don't mess with them.
So even the gays and all of us straight guys that were there to fuck the fag eggs, we're all like, like they were in their own corner.
So you don't really want them reading stories to kids generally.
That puts you out for a fucking.
But let's see more of Haley's movie.
It's good.
Sponsored by all these people who paid me money for this movie that looks like it should have cost about 80 bucks for the iPhone 6.
What did the Bank of America give you?
All her sponsors chipped in.
It looks like $11 each.
Leanne Price, Jelani DeLion, Nadia Sky, and of course Maximus G. It's usually porn terms.
Story Queens, scene one, marker.
What made you want to bring?
It's really important that kids get to know the most eccentric of the gay community.
That's not a high priority of mine.
They should know that gays exist.
They should know that you shouldn't hurt gay people, especially your fellow kids, but they know that it's not a thing.
They should know not to pick on the handicap, but they don't.
I mean, they know that.
Haley loves the shot where she's close up on something, it's out of focus, and she brings it in.
Time to Fresno.
So drugs are in the event that happens all across the nation.
It kind of teaches people that different is beautiful and the fact that we're all unique and special people and we are here really to build a more equitable Fresno for more people to have access to services and different resources.
How do you think taking pride in the shitty set?
Storytime would have helped you when you were a kid.
The drag culture is so part of the LGBT plus community that it would have been cool to see these different role model figures outside of their normal seat.
They're not even meant to, like, they don't want to be role models.
They're almost like punks.
They're like the punk rockers of the gay community.
They're meant to be on the outskirts.
No punk rocker goes, I hope kids see me and they want to be me one day and get cone spikes and studs in their jacket.
You're trying, it's like, fuck you, society.
They're basically minstrels of women.
They're mocking women.
That's a fuck you to women.
Yeah, we're drag queens.
Yeah, we know we're not sexy.
We know we're not feminine.
Fuck you.
We know we're faggots.
It's a very fuck you kind of a punk rock thing.
I know I sound like I'm complimenting it.
I almost am, but I don't want it near kids.
Actively involved in the community that they loved.
Like kids don't need to know about punk rockers.
Anyway, he says a bunch of dumb shit and then go a little farther down.
How about that music?
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
Farther in in the vid?
Yeah.
They're really here to get it.
She's here for the first time.
Oh, hi, Scarlett.
Hello.
Oh, no, that's new.
hug her close with your tits.
Thank you.
What do you think?
Is it a huge transformation?
Yes, it is amazing.
Let me introduce you to some friends.
We have Matt.
Imagine what these homos get up to in the mess capital of America.
Like, you think that gays get up to some crazy threesomes and foursomes.
How about ninesomes?
Four-day benders.
I love it.
Let me give you a twirl.
Ready?
So also in this video, she sits down with a guy putting on his makeup.
Anyway, this is why this is a problem, Haley.
A member of the group who got that cop fired.
3-9.
Houston Public Library admits registered child sex offender read to kids in drag swing story time.
This is not an anomaly.
This happens all the time.
So just to be clear here, her group got a cop fired.
He can no longer protect people.
He's out.
Yet her focus and her friend's focus is drag queens who have a predilection, it appears, for molesting children.
What is this subhead there?
A media spokesperson for the library confirmed one of these drag queens, Tatanya Malanina, is Alberto Garza, a 32-year-old child sex offender.
Now, we keep reporting on these every time they hit the news.
I think we're at seven now.
That's a lot.
Imagine seven Proud Boys had fucked kids.
I would never mention the group ever again.
Here's a disturbing one.
Look at 4-0.
Drag queen story, our activist arrested for child porn, still living with his adopted kids.
When the adoptive judge is a Democrat, darling, his arrest on seven counts of possession of child pornography receives Narry a Whisper from the lefty adoption police.
Now, you know the comeback for that from the left is he was just a sponsor and a supporter.
He never actually read a story to kids.
Oh, he's just part of the Drag Queen Story Hour community.
Kind of like Haley White.
So let me just read you the letter I wrote her.
Well, no, no, we can do that in the mailbag, I guess.
Yeah, let's jump to the mailbag after we do this next one.
4-1.
So this is, I think, her roommate.
I was stalking them all morning.
Megs or something?
So this is what started it all.
This is what got the cop fired.
What does it say?
It says, our protest has been overrun with...
If you feel comfortable in joining us, we are out here until noon on the northeast corner of Olive and Wishing.
Okay, so you had a rally.
You said, fuck this church, they can't buy it.
And then people showed up who support the church, or at least don't support you, and said, you're not the only voice here.
This is what got the cop fired.
I like how the cops are just standing around aimlessly looking past the crowds in a daze instead of forming a line to protect the people.
What are you doing?
To protect the people who had the right and permission to be on that lot.
Disgusting, so upsetting to see this shit in our area.
But unfortunately, not too surprising.
They always say that.
I can't say I'm surprised.
What were the cops supposed to do?
Arrest everyone for not supporting LGBT enough?
Just throw a grenade in there.
So anyway, I sent Haley a letter.
Let's jump to the mailbag.
So I said to her, Haley White, the girl we just saw, right?
Maybe we should see her face to see what she's like.
She's a, you know, typical fat spinster.
Just look up Haley White Fresno.
Should always have names and quotes.
How many times have I told you that?
There you go.
Oh.
You see there, top left?
Second one.
That sort of sums her up, right?
And you see these kind of girls and you go, tons of potential.
Just tons.
No, seriously, lose some weight.
Maybe she's a lesbian?
She doesn't seem very gay.
Though she does in that picture.
Wait.
Yeah, see, that's how she usually dresses.
Maybe she's a lesbian.
She doesn't come across that way to me.
She comes across as a hanger-on.
But if she's a lesbian, I'm sure everything's going great for her.
I mean, they're perpetually single anyway.
So I sent her this.
I said, did you get that cop fired?
I go, why?
The church opposes gay marriage.
That's pretty standard among Christian churches.
You have now prevented someone from protecting your community.
Do you honestly believe he would ignore a gay person in danger just because his church opposes gay marriage?
Are you aware of how many of these drag queen story hour readers have been arrested for pedophilia?
I think I'm up to six or seven.
You know who you call when you think a kid is in trouble?
Cops.
And then she, of course, writes back.
Oh, snarky.
I don't know who you are, but I had nothing to do with that cop getting fired.
I'm glad that dude got fired, though.
Not because of anything connected to the church.
If you did your research, you would know he was actually opposed to the sale of Tower Theater to the church, too.
Okay, so it doesn't sound like he's that much of a danger to your little gay community.
But because, as a member of groups like that, Proud Boy's Sons of 76, he embraces a far-right ideology that prevents him from serving and protecting all people equally.
I see.
But again, I had nothing to do with it.
Try emailing Dyer and Baldurama if it bothers you so much.
I don't know who they are, but I'll definitely do that.
I mean, probably the mayor and the chief of police or something.
P.S., it's adorable you think you need a censored email to talk to me.
Because my email obviously says censored.tv and she thinks I was hiding.
Oh.
And then I said, that's the name of my site.
Can you come on Skype right now to discuss?
I'm at the Gavin 2000 and I censored, I sent her censored.tv.
Did you already show the...
Yeah, you showed the Clip, right?
So that was interesting.
Wait, just making sure the same clip.
No, I mean the Ryan shut up thing.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
So, yeah, Balderama is the police chief, Paco Balderama.
Paco.
No relation to Wilmer.
Balderama.
Okay.
Hi, fellas.
The pronunciation of Uighur Muslims hilariously sounds like Uyghur Muslims.
So in an appropriate connection, Arab Muslims treat the Uyghurs like this scene in Gran Torino.
And then he says, search Gran Torino best scene.
Why don't you search it, dude?
It's pretty easy, though.
Actually, you know what?
We're done.
You're punished.
Dumb kids wear KKK robes for Halloween.
I just saw this today, too, but it must be old as October is a while away.
The video is like the ending of Scooby-Doo episode, where at the end they reveal that the ghost, KKK, isn't real, which is true in 2021.
It ends up being two Hispanic girls trying to spook everyone.
Yeah, ladies, what'd you think was going to happen?
Trying to spook everyone?
That's not nice.
Spook everyone, yeah.
Spick Lates D. I mean, are you naive?
Even at a house party, that would be dangerous.
Yeah.
Imagine they slowly, they empathize now for KKK.
They're like, wow, it's really hard being them.
This event made them racist.
They get treated very poorly.
They're for KKK rides now.
I don't know why Tucker Carlson doesn't spell his name with 3Ks.
Right.
I heard music on YouTube.
I immediately thought it was a good one for an eventual GML intro.
I'm late.
Let's see.
Okay, good.
We're getting on some night moves.
Wouldn't that be funny if it was just like the Rolling Stone satisfaction?
You ever heard this gem?
No?
Oh, I see.
Gem satisfaction.
Yes.
Cameras are such good quality these days.
Humans have all the fun.
Humans have all the fun.
The Australian?
The mermaids.
I think I like every Australian band I've ever heard.
Yeah.
We're big fish in a little pond.
Oh no, that's English.
Okay, jump ahead to the middle.
Good jam.
Thank you.
That'll be tomorrow's Australian Mermaids.
Assuming no more black rappers OD at the age of 50.
Hey, Gavin and Ryan, Dwayne...
His name's Duane, right?
Did he spell that wrong?
I thought it was Dewante.
Dewante?
Wow.
You really are cursing your son when you name him Duante.
He's gonna not Dewante do anything.
Hey, Gavin and Ryan, Duante protests are all over the news right now, but it all starts with his mom.
Katie Wright posted this landlord kicking her out for having black kids, which I doubt.
She infected her kid with this, I guarantee, so he has a warrant.
They try and arrest him, and I bet he resists, and they shoot him.
Anyway, here's a photo of her attacking an old woman who's seen many non-payers before in a random shoot of the nice looter's damage.
Oh yeah, they've been loading like crazy.
Best Buy, fucking GameStop, Odegas, Nike punishing businesses.
What are you doing, Ryan?
This isn't the attached goodies?
You should have...
Police report?
Police report the Black Lives Matter.
This is Duante getting revenge on liquor.
How dare you?
What are you doing?
Show the fucking link.
Wait, I think I'm in the wrong.
Oh, you're in the right one.
We don't need the police report.
We want to see the Twitter link.
Yeah, that one.
Haha, liquor store.
That'll teach you to kill black kids.
Nice logic.
Dear Boner and Ratzo, beautiful clip of a ham planet knocked into orbit.
I presume.
Oh, some guy, some cop told me about a cool site we should check out.
Hold on a second.
You ain't nothing but a fucking pussy!
Greased!
Gotta run away, hide!
Gotta hide behind your friends because you're gonna ask me by a 19-year-old.
Let's run though, fuck ass bitch!
Big jacks, nigga, fat to the ass, bitch!
Wait, that was a lot.
Wait, I missed it.
Big ass.
Yeah, no, I got that.
Okay.
I thought there was the punch.
Can we see the punch?
Are they beating him?
Yeah.
She had it coming.
Sorry.
Animal cruelty is not tolerated.
So it's called crazy shit.com.
One word.
Apparently, that's the best street fights on the World Wide Web.
WWW.
And like all cops.
Oh, this is.
And the spelling, he said, you will live them.
This is all porn.
It is?
Yeah, I see one thing of a shooting here.
Brothers in arms, LEPD SWAT.
The rest is all porn.
Today is crazy shit.
No?
Oh, yeah, that's porn.
This is the one thing that wasn't porn.
Get off the air!
Suspect's coming out the 2-3 corner.
LEPD SWAT.
I saw this.
You see this from?
Oh, yeah.
I'm seeing like girls shitting and stuff.
It's, it's...
No, there's a lot of fights.
Okay.
Well, not a lot.
Seems to be about two-thirds porn.
I think there might be some categories here.
Stream content fights.
Yeah, let's go to that.
Still a lot of tits.
There's a woman stuffing her face while she gets fucked from behind and then she pukes.
Okay, I haven't seen that one.
A lot of barf.
Yeah, even the fights are all tits.
They're all naked fights.
Okay.
And SFW.
Oh, it's the same story with the police, isn't it?
Cops are twisted, man.
Yeah, they're always like, hey, check this out.
And then it's like a dog eating a baby.
Yeah.
All right.
That was fun.
Sup, boys.
I never witnessed a music snob who listened to as much shitty music as you.
Come on, dude.
Shitting on 90s music?
Nirvana, PJ, Soundgarden.
They should send you the gulags for that one.
Pearl Jam fucking suck.
Soundgarden are boring.
No.
Nirvana have a couple of good songs, but if you listen to like, what's the one with bleach?
No, no, sorry, with the negative creep on it.
The one before the bleach?
Is it bleach?
The one with the little baby getting the money.
The one before that.
It's got negative creep, and the rest is so dull.
Anyway, Brian, you're funny.
I actually live here in the plateau in Mount Royal.
Plateau Montreal, sorry.
Which is the hipster Williamsburg, Brooklyn of Montreal.
I made it exactly the reverse move as you, and the U.S. to Montreal.
I had to get out of L.A. The place was so fucking moved here right before shit started crazy in the U.S. Pretty nuts witnessing everything from a distance.
Dude, you're in lockdown.
And you're saying it's pretty crazy.
But Gavin, to your point that Canada is actually showing more balls in the U.S., check out this manifestation.
Manifestation au vieux pour de Montréal.
Why is he speaking French?
Is he a French guy?
The old port of Montreal.
Back to 8 p.m.
9.30 so far.
It's looking like 5,000 people are there, mostly young late teens, early 20s type.
I can't help but feel that's what's missing from our movement, that youthful exuberance.
Great point.
They're all too busy with Black Lives Matter and Antifa.
Yeah.
And asking for donations on GoFundMe for the transitions.
Anyway, great to see people starting to stand up against this bullshit.
It's a big fucking protest.
Yeah, 5,000?
Of all types.
Turn it up.
Face masks.
Look, you can't even say stop on a stop sign.
I have to say ahed.
Oh, it's lagging.
See, maybe this is why race was never a thing for me before I moved here and everyone was talking about it because they tend to be Haitians in Quebec.
And if you can get to Quebec from Haiti, you're probably rich.
So black people I knew were always middle class or upper middle class.
Like there's no black slums.
There's white trash slums.
Looks fun.
That makes me homesick.
Although if I went there, I would be stabbed.
I know exactly where that is, too.
That's an all-touristy place.
All right.
Fun stuff.
Fun letter.
Booyah, nigga.
Dear gay Gaelic and Faggy Too Dope.
I spent several hours performing house chores listening to this ancient Chinese secret.
Give credit where it's due, please.
Also, for the 50th time, please conduct a live Wednesday mailbag.
What?
What the fuck are you doing there?
Booyah, nigga.
What's a live email show?
I remember this song.
It's a jam.
Is that what he was sending us?
Yes.
Yeah, we already featured that.
It slaps, as they say.
Put that somewhere special.
Download it?
I'm going to email it to myself.
Again, Buoyah means no, and nigga means that.
So whenever we're in China and we're getting harassed by people trying to sell us fake Rolexes and stuff, we would just go Buoya Nigga.
Booyah, nigga.
All day.
So much so that when you go to sleep at night, you can hear it.
Filth, banned from the pubs.
This should be censored TV's anthem.
Someone's telling me about Peter and the Test Tube Babies.
Oh.
Filth?
Banned from the Pubs.
Yes, this is a cover of Peter and the Test Tube Babies, sir.
It looks like the artwork from my stepdad's old band.
Sewage NYC.
Sounds like it's much shittier than the original Peter and the Test Tube Babies.
Jamaican them crazy.
Short vid.
Bumba clot.
Wait.
Okay, okay.
There we go.
Blood clot.
Oh, it lags.
It has lagged.
That's not part of the video.
Yeah, people aren't jumping for no reason in New York City, especially this day and age.
That's a very tactical jump.
You can do the same thing in a whisper, and I think the effect would be similar.
In New York in 2021, if someone comes up to you and goes, excuse me, you would scream.
That's not even hyperbolic, too.
We bump into Jamaicans many times, and they're loud.
See, if I was there and I heard that, I'd think, all right, we're about to get shot.
That's Jamaican for Allahu Akbar.
Allahu Patois.
Yo, Gayer Bayer and Nipslip.
Have you guys talked about what happens to Gary's mailbag after Gavin Rygai move?
Oh.
Shit.
That's a bummer, man.
That's going to be the end.
I'm not fucking putting him in my car.
Well, maybe I could do out and abouts where I just stand in front of him and print out.
Yeah, that's a good idea.
Do a streeter.
That's funny.
Go down to the city and do a streeter.
Gav is looking at places.
Oh, no, we're not talking about that anymore.
Did we skip it?
Hey, G-Dog, besides a funeral, seeing your child for the first time, seeing military come back home after months on end, do you think it's okay for a man to cry, but not in said wife if she has a miscarriage?
Absolutely.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But again, you can't ugly cry.
No.
Maybe you can.
Not in front of your wife, though.
If you furrow your brow, you can get away with crying a good amount.
Like this, like this.
What about this?
What about this?
Like.
Yeah, like a pain cry?
That's...
It's right on the cusp.
Manly cry.
As long as, you know, there's some sort of shame.
You just can never have like a...
I've just let, like...
If you just stay...
Yeah, you furrow your brow and you just let them kind of come down.
As if you're angry about it, you're like, fuck this.
I should mention that I'm a crybaby.
I'm not a crybaby.
I'm a crazy.
I'm cry.
If my daughter, you know, I don't know, plays a song on her guitar, water works.
But it's just this.
Like, yeah.
And then maybe you're just that.
Somewhere deep down in my heart.
Oh, this oldie but a goodie.
I still love you.
Like, oh.
You don't switch gears.
Please green screen this video commenting on how Ryan's sister in the white pants keeps looking over at the other singers.
No.
Say what?
It's my Feel Good Breakfast Show.
This is your Feel Good Breakfast Show, Express.
So happy New Year if you just joined us live on Your Feel Good Breakfast Show.
Now we've brought you all kinds of entertainment.
Women to women is in our studio.
The three coolest girls ever.
You've heard them on your radio.
British sometimes, South African.
Oh yeah.
Here they are with irreplaceable.
But a little New Zealand-ish too.
How boring.
A jazz modern new soul cover.
Diffusion-ish.
To the left.
What about to the rat?
Can you go to the rat?
Which gives you the rat?
Probably a bigger rat?
The mother rat?
That's my stuff.
Close it.
Boat it.
I will never ever find a plan like you.
I didn't know that South African could get as annoying as Cambodian.
It's pretty bad.
Remember when I was with the...
See, again, I know this guy who's Greek, he's from South Africa, and he was dating a boar.
And they think that the whites hate blacks.
No, boars hate everyone who's not a boar.
Everyone's a kifa.
I'm an American kifa.
Right.
And he goes, he said his girlfriend was, her girlfriend's dad was fierce they were dating because he's Greek and he called him a sea kifa.
So I always call him sea kefa when I see him at the pub.
When I was saying what that means, it means sea nigga.
Yes.
I was with a South African girl for a little bit.
Remember?
Yes, she played with your butthole.
Yes.
She could not help herself.
Well, that's not South African.
She was blick.
She was bleak.
Oh, you're crazy.
What are you talking about?
That was pretty funny.
Yeah, she was blown away when you said Cafer.
She's like, how did you know that?
It's my only South African story.
Besides, of course, bloodshed.
So we're done with that song?
Yeah, a little bit more.
I want to hear it.
Please pronounce thought.
Don't you ever pause her?
You're gonna fight some more.
Stop it, you thought that I didn't know.
Why do you think I was putting you out?
Oh, you thought I didn't know.
What do you think I was putting you out for?
She's a woman outside for cheating.
If I take you a smoke, you must not know about me.
You must not know about me.
That is the recipe for cringe right there.
Wow.
Just like sing-talking with the little breakdowns and the attitude.
G-Dog and Rice Guy, I realize this email would be too boring to read on air.
Just wanted to know I thoroughly enjoyed the conversation with you and Jim.
Go to Milo.
I know you don't control them, but Milo mentioned once or twice in the episode that it would be up to Gavin if they did appear on another episode together.
Oh, what?
They're both on the air.
That is unsure.
I guess I'm just asking for that to happen.
Also, he recently asked if anyone looks forward to live Colin Show.
I can only speak for myself, but yes, I most certainly do.
That stuff with you and Kumiya is good, but come on, man.
The Colin stuff is hilarious.
Granted, I'd say it's like two shitty calls to one great call ratio.
Those great calls sometimes have me laughing for days.
Like the Sayonara.
Yeah, that was hard.
I still smile when I think of that.
You mentioned an Every Other Week thing as option that could work, but as a subscriber, I hate to see all the Colin shows go away.
They won't go away, I promise you.
Yeah, that was a good epithet.
Good Milo.
That sounds like somebody who just wants to call in and is threatened.
His chance to call in is threatened.
But no, I like the call-in.
I thought he Milo was getting a mullet.
I've been waiting patiently.
That ain't no mullet.
How do we feel about his hair?
I don't think...
I don't know.
It seems like he's indifferent towards it.
I saw a comment that said he looks so hot these days.
I'm like, no, he doesn't?
You know what was weird?
He's a homeless man in Manchester.
When he announced himself as straight, I saw him as a threat in a weird way.
You know what I mean?
When you see a guy and you're like, that guy can probably get more pussy than I can.
I saw him like that for the first time ever after this whole straight thing.
Interesting.
Yeah.
I don't think this specific interaction had been shown on air.
This is just more footage of Michael Rappaport being an annoying prick and people not having it.
People not having it.
People don't have it.
Did we just get Rick Rolled?
Or am I in the wrong email?
I'm probably guessing you're in the wrong email knowing the word pattern.
That can't be it either.
Did you skip a couple?
Yes?
No, that is it.
And that's already been viral, dude.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
The cannon thing?
We've already seen that a million times.
That's my fault.
With Birdzilla, better known as the Birdman, Chris Anderson, Championship Night.
Interviewers, Briefing.
Number one, Live TV, Birdman.
That was fake.
I don't know.
You know what?
Like, that guy could be real angry, but everybody else is laughing because it's funny, but no, that was fake.
I don't...
Maybe.
So people kept sending in Michael Rappaport crying.
You saw that?
That was a bit.
And I can't believe people fell for that.
So over the whole Kevin Durant tweet thing, right?
He came out, he posted Kevin Durant's DM, and he said fag in it.
So he got fined, $50,000, Kevin Durant.
And he did this whole bit on Skip Bayless's show where he's fake crying.
And even who's the barstool guy?
Fucking Portnoy?
Portnoy.
He even tweeted, like, look at this is the guy that's suing me and he's crying.
He might not have seen the full clip, but he breaks character and does the whole...
I'm already cringing that we're giving him so much attention.
I'm just going to hit the pivotal cringe point where he breaks character.
I know I put it out there, but people online have been so cruel and mean.
And I have to say about the people on social media that I don't know, I could give a crap about the people.
What a soft hit.
You know what that was supposed to be, right?
He was like, shut up, shut up.
About the final video bumper.
I too am trying to figure out what the fuck the line is.
Holy shit.
We've already gone through this, guys.
It's crystal clear.
The show was pretty tight.
Right?
Yes.
Gavin's on point, and the show is pretty tight.
Okay, let's make this the last one, right?
Word in the papers that apparently KKK put out flies around Huntington Beach, Newport, blah, blah, blah.
They were leaflets inside a sandwich bag tied down with a stone.
Same material was found last year in October.
The papers are saying it's linked to a supposed white lies rally happening today.
So that was yesterday.
At 11 a.m., we just already reported on it.
It's already happened.
Now practically all sane HB residents are doubting any KKK members will appear.
No one has seen a Klansman.
Their dirty little secret is that there are white supremacist people that live in Orange County, left over from the 80s punk rock scene days when Huntington Beach had a skinhead problem.
But the few of them left.
Organizing a rally seems like a total joke.
It's more likely BLM supporters made the flyers.
Anyway, a good Instagram to check out is Tito Ortiz's.
He had to denounce KKK.
Also, blah, blah, blah.
And then he's got a bunch of articles about Southern California.
I mean, sorry, Huntington Beach.
About the KKK flyers.
I don't care.
I don't care.
Okay, last one.
Jim Dog.
He's not here today, folks.
Gavarino and Rygai.
I just want to thank Jimmy for having Gavin on his show.
I just watched the Fight Day show and noticed young Gavin's safety helmet.
I praise you for participating in the Make a Wish Foundation.
Gavin's a very special man and deserves to be heard.
Have a great weekend, Josh.
All right, let's get to the final vid.
Right?
What does he say?
So we're gonna Gavin's on point and the show is pretty tight.
So we're gonna get the show with the final video.
We're gonna hit the show with the final video.
All right, this says call the police.
What is that?
Mordech.
Mordech, yeah.
Give me the mortars.
Oh, thank you, sir.
Thank you.
Thank you.
What's going on?
Oh, if you can't attack.
Leave him alone.
Leave him alone.
Leave him alone.
Leave him alone.
Leave him alone.
Fuck.
Call the police.
He chose to come back.
Leave him alone.
Leave him alone.
Leave him alone.
Please.
Call the police.
Call the police.
Call the police.
Please.
Call the police.
Call the police now.
You're okay, okay?
Call the police.
Fuck off.
Call the police.
Fuck off.
Wait, he dialed 999.
That's Britain.
That's the Britain 911.
He was kicking him.
Are there any British people in Britain anymore?
You're all the accents?
He tried to curb stomp him.
Shut up!
He tried to curb stomp him.
Hi, someone got attacked in the road.
No, no, call the police now.
Call the police.
Help me, help me.
Leicester square, Leicester square.
Leicester square now.
Leicester square.
Lester square now.
I couldn't.
The guy tried to.
Don't worry, you're beside.
Don't wanna, don't, don't wanna.
Please, please.
Like, this is the problem with this whole concept of call the police.
He's gone.
You're not gonna get him.
And there was two of you there and a bunch others.
Why didn't you just beat the shit out of the guy?
Wouldn't that be a more efficient way to deal with someone who just turfs some nerd?
I'm just scared that we've all become so incapacitated.
And with all of this tyranny telling us what masks to wear, when we can go to school, when we can't go to school, we've become devoid of our own facilities.
If someone fucks with you, fight back.
And that's not just a physical thing.
You'll notice even in a marriage, I've noticed this.
I've been married 20 years.
Well, I've known her for 20 years, been married 15.
I'll feel like I have to sort of assert myself once in a while and slap the shit out of the fucking bitch.
Hell yeah.
Because she does this with the yapping.
No, just kidding.
But last night I was like, hey, honey, you want to watch Career Girls to my daughter?
Because I really want to watch it with her.
And my wife goes, oh, I want to see that with you guys.
That's really special to me.
And I go, all right.
And I say to my youngest boy, hey, do you want to watch Mandalorian?
And she goes, oh, it's getting late.
And I go, can you not shit on every single idea I have with my kids, please?
I had to sort of push back a bit.
Or my dad was, you know, old monkeys, they get aggressive.
Like if you have a pet chimp, they're cute when they have diapers on.
And when they get old, they'll bite your nuts off.
So my dad has had a few beers and he's getting aggressive.
And I'm the man of the house now.
I can pick him up and throw him out the window.
So I was talking about where I was born.
It's called Hitchin.
And I go, and I think my youngest said, how do you spell it?
And I said, H-I-T-C-H-I-N.
He goes, Ian, for fuck's sakes.
H-I-T-C-H-E-N.
And I go, it's I-N, asshole.
You're in my home.
Take it down a notch, okay?
You're getting real aggressive.
And it's getting real annoying here.
And then my wife was saying, calm down, calm down.
But I had to put him back in his place.
I was right, of course.
And I'm not saying you attack your dad and your wife, but you have to establish boundaries on a regular basis with the people around you and say, take it easy, buddy.
Or even at the pub, they were shitting on Joe because you get buybacks and he was trying bartending and he's kind of slow.
And he was trying, he was bartending for the first time.
And when the person leaves, his buybacks are gone.
But someone was giving their buybacks to someone else.
That pissed off the bar owner.
And he's like, you fucking idiot.
He's Irish.
You don't fucking hand off buybacks.
How am I supposed to make money?
You're handing my money away.
And he kept going and going.
And I was, eventually, I said, all right, I think he's got it.
I think we've established that.
Because I'm establishing my sort of, because I'm much younger than the owner.
He's an old man.
And I'm saying, all right, stop to one wolf saying to the other wolf, stop picking on the wolf who hit his head really bad and isn't quite right and plays the same 12 songs on the jukebox every time he comes in, which is getting trying, but that's a whole other story.
But you have to establish that.
I think I don't lie.
So if someone attacks you, fight back.
If you see someone being attacked and they're vulnerable and you think you can take them, take them.
Stand up for yourself.
Call the police.
Like in the fag zone, someone stole a building in a building.
They stole a package in Ryan's building.
And someone put up a note saying, the police have been notified.
The police are not going to help you.
Okay.
For the most part, they're social janitors.
For the most part, they're going to get there after the crime and fill out a report.
You know what they're doing with that Chinese guy?
They're going to get there.
They're going to fill out a report, fill out a description.
That's going to go in a pile.
No one's going to see it.
It's done.
So get the fuck off of him.
Stand up for the guy.
Stand up for people.
You see someone getting attacked on a subway?
Tell the guy to calm down.
Now, obviously, in cities like New York, you got to be aware.
You could get stabbed.
But sometimes it's just something that's got to happen.
Not you getting stabbed, but you standing up for someone.
And that goes with your own life.
You know, you get into this rut where I would catch myself using a calculator for 17 times 32.
And then I noticed I was using it for 10 times 10.
Or with a lawyer, you say, hey, should I do this?
And they go, no, they're naturally risk averse, lawyers.
And they go, no, it's a bad idea.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Because they don't want to get sued.
They don't want to be in trouble.
You don't talk to calculators about 10 times 10.
You don't fucking call the police for everything that goes wrong with your life.
And you don't ask a lawyer if you should take risks.
You can figure out the risk yourself.
You're in a movie right now.
You wrote the script for this movie.
You can change it to a romance.
You can change it to an action movie.
You're in control.
Work it out yourself.
This is your life and you own it.
Get fired.
Get in trouble.
Be brave and never stop fighting.
Dude, stop.
Stop.
Come on, man.
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