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April 5, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S03E94 - JIMMY'S IN TOWN

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	That was JD Cinnamon, by the way.
	And we've chosen that Glaswegian because we've got a very special guest the new.
	We have in the studio, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Jimmy McInnes.
	Good morning, guys.
	He's phoning in from Scotland via Skype.
	How's the weather over there?
	Oh, it's raining, would you believe?
	I ruined Jerry's cinnamon by listening to him too much.
	It's like drinking too much eggnog or drinking too much beer, as my father and I have been doing, and I am hungover as a freight train.
	Today's book is The Lost City of Z, or as it's pronounced in Britain and Canada, The Lost City of Z by a New Yorker David Gran.
	This came from a New Yorker article, actually, and it's about this guy, Percy Fawcett, who decided he wanted to find this old Aztec civilization, the El Dorado king of gold crap.
	And thousands of people have tried to find this place, and they all die because savages, aboriginals, eat them.
	And so Percy Fawcett said, I'm not a quitter.
	I don't live in fear.
	And he rose above it.
	And he went there and was promptly eaten by savages.
	Nice one, buddy.
	Why bother?
	Indeed.
	I don't even understand colonization at all.
	Like, why did we go to India?
	Why not just buy spices off them with cash?
	Well, I think it's better to own everything.
	No, then you've got a headache.
	Now you've got, it's like having 32 kids.
	Well, I guess they didn't anticipate it.
	They just felt this is great.
	It's all free.
	I think you would have been much better off not colonizing Africa, not colonizing India, not colonizing any of these places.
	I mean, that's where we are today.
	We've given them all up.
	Yes, I guess we have no alternative.
	So I think it's a good thing.
	All right.
	I'll just, you'll have to sit there while I recap the weekend.
	I went to D.C. on Friday.
	Oh, I forgot to send you a little clip.
	I'll airdrop it to you.
	Although that doesn't always work.
	Right?
	All right.
	It should.
	Airdrop open.
	Okay, okay.
	I wait, which one is it now?
	Yeah, this is it.
	Airdrop open.
	So it's Gavin's Mac Mini and Gavin's Mac Mini 2.
	I'm Mac Mini 2.
	Okay.
	Let's see if this works.
	I got treated like a king there.
	I did a weird thing.
	I had a suit on.
	I went, rented a room.
	I wanted to go check out West Virginia to Live because Cassandra Fairbanks won't shut up about it.
	She says it's paradise, and I'm obviously sick of these liberals.
	I was just saying to my dad, I think this is the stupidest liberals have been in history.
	They used to be intellectuals, if you recall.
	You know, the free speech Berkeley types, the Cornell Wests of the world.
	They used to be known as Smarty Pants.
	And now they're just petty little gossipers.
	I blame women, of course, because I'm an anti-femite.
	Here's my hotel room.
	Do you think they recognized me and gave me a fancy room?
	Or is this just treatment?
	Trump.
	Oh, hi.
	Welcome.
	Yes.
	This is the kind of treatment you get when you get a guy's lag.
	This is a random $500 room, the Trump Hotel.
	This is my bed.
	Look at that.
	Nice.
	Look at that.
	It's like gaudy and classy at the same time.
	This is a little desk area where I can write my parlors because that's the only thing.
	That was only $500.
	My bad.
	It's a chandelier over there.
	You know how much the protesters were paying on the January 6th?
	$8,000 for a room there.
	It gets very small.
	I mean, even if you get three guys in there, you're still...
	It's still not good.
	Look at that tub.
	What a waste.
	I didn't use it because baths are stupid.
	I wish my wife was here.
	When did you last have a bath?
	I was in the bath a while ago.
	And it was Epsom salt because I had sore muscles.
	I went in a bath.
	I just think, what am I doing here?
	I can't sit still in it.
	You just feel like an imbecile.
	A shower should be one minute max.
	You wash your armpits, your penis, your groin, your butthole, your armpits.
	I should hope so.
	Do you wash your legs, Dad?
	Yes.
	You soap up?
	I wash everything.
	You soap up and lather up your legs?
	Yes.
	Why?
	Because I want to be clean.
	But no one has smelly legs.
	Well, it's not a question of being smelly, it's a question of being clean.
	But you're pouring hot chlorinated water all over you with the jet stream.
	Well, I guess that's the way my mommy taught me to bath.
	So you sit there with a lather and you lather up your arms and your legs, they're all covered in soap, and then you rinse it off.
	Yes.
	I think that dries out your skin.
	Oh, that's possibly correct.
	Why?
	Have you got dry skin?
	Very dry skin.
	Stop, just try not doing it for a week.
	Do you shampoo what little hair you have?
	Do you shampoo that tuft?
	Yeah, it doesn't take long.
	Yeah, yeah.
	A bit of some shampoo lasts a long, long time.
	Do you wash your legs, Ryan?
	You know, I used to, but I'm coming around on the whole why thing.
	Nobody's smelling my legs.
	My legs haven't seen any damage.
	No, I understand that they're dirty.
	Right.
	Like you got oil on them from working on your car, but if there's no dirt on them...
	Plus, when you wash your armpits and your dick, it runs down your legs anyway.
	Well, that's true.
	And folks at home, men, stop using shampoo.
	You are making yourself bald.
	You know what you should wash your hair with?
	Nothing at all.
	Just water.
	I'm telling you, the only things you need to wash are things that get stinky.
	That's the swimsuit area and the armpits.
	That's it.
	Shampoo makes you bald and it makes your hair look gay.
	But why didn't you tell me about this many years ago?
	See, I learned the hard way from, I learned it from watching you.
	So anyway, I'm in DC.
	Have a nice little hotel room.
	Have dinner by myself.
	That's very quaint and weird.
	Because I didn't want to drive all the way to West Virginia and back again in one day.
	It's like 10 hours.
	So I'm corresponding with Cassandra throughout the week.
	I mentioned Tim Poole is out there and I go, you know what?
	I'll do his stupid show while I'm there.
	And he says no.
	He already has a guest.
	Wouldn't you just get two guests?
	Like, stay late, dude.
	And then Cassandra, my best friend, says, oh, shit, my cat needs to get his stitches out.
	And it's in a town an hour away.
	And I go, all right, well, I'll just wander around then.
	And she goes, well, there's no town here.
	And it's true.
	West Virginia is just, it's like upstate New York without the homos or the yuppies.
	And you need gays and yuppies to make little gourmet pizza spots and little bars.
	A little something.
	A billiards room, something.
	There's nothing in West Virginia but homes.
	And I'm sure these people are great people.
	I'm sure they're wonderful.
	And once you get known in the community, you can go to a hunting range or something.
	But I go, are there any dive bars?
	Is there a town?
	No, there's no town.
	Oh.
	And how long can you drive around and look at Redneck's houses?
	Okay, these are nice.
	So I drive around for a while.
	And then I stop in at a corner store.
	I buy a sign that says, keep calm and carry, and then just has a picture of a gun.
	And then I say, is there a bar around here?
	And they go, yeah, there's the pizza restaurant.
	So I go to this pizza restaurant, have the shittiest pizza I've ever had in my life.
	It's not even cooked.
	And then I can't see the guy next to me.
	There's a big pillar in the way.
	It had the worst feng shui out of any bar I've ever been in.
	And then I went over, I went to Hunter's Ferry.
	Is that what it's called on the way back?
	And it's got a quaint little town, but it's not a real town.
	It's like one of these period pieces like Upper Canada Village.
	Okay.
	Then I just went, I'm not moving there.
	And Cassandra kind of let me down.
	I'm never doing Tim Pool's show.
	You don't think so?
	What?
	You don't think if you booked it in advance?
	Because you got a paywall where it's like forbidden things go on there.
	So maybe you could be pure paywall.
	It's a Gary.
	I wouldn't touch that.
	It's a Gary Easter card.
	Gross.
	Wait, what did you just say?
	Oh, he books.
	Just booked it in.
	No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
	Yes, of course.
	That's the way it should work.
	But in journalism, like if I advice, if I got a call and someone, the founder of the Proud Boys was in town, I'd go, holy shit, stop the presses.
	Can you do it later at night or something?
	I'd squeeze them in.
	Yeah, especially because he was talking about Vice having an imminent downfall soon.
	He just covered that the other day.
	That's a great show.
	Wouldn't that be great to be on your feet and get the guy who co-founded it?
	Although, I think it gets you canceled.
	So he doesn't want to be canceled because if you interview me and you appear, you get done.
	Oh, I see.
	Even if it's not on YouTube, the fact that you interacted.
	I think so, yeah.
	That's true.
	That's true of Trump.
	Lara Trump interviewed Trump and they wouldn't air it on Facebook or Instagram because they count that as his voice.
	And he's banned.
	Although I heard he was back on Twitter.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	I saw Milani on there the other day, but that'd be amazing.
	So yeah, 10 hours in the car, lonely hotel room, and then dumped by my friends in the media.
	When did this happen?
	Looked at a bunch of...
	Like, I'm not saying that the homes are shitty or that's a shitty area.
	I'm sure it's great.
	But I could just go to upstate New York and get some homos making me stuff and have a better time.
	And my wife didn't like when we lived in upstate New York, so that's out.
	I'm still preferring eastern Tennessee and North Carolina, South Carolina.
	That whole area, by the way, is tiny.
	The area I just described sounds like thousands of miles, but it's really just three hours.
	Asheville, Nashville.
	No, I've told you a thousand times, Florida.
	I cannot handle the heat.
	Nor can you.
	Why are you here?
	Oh, because I'm visiting my son.
	No, mom said she goes, I was on a bike ride today, and it was 90 degrees.
	I can't eat it.
	Well, you know, don't ride a bike in the sun.
	Yeah.
	Also in the news, the Mets suck.
	This is what you have to do to see the Mets.
	Their first game is tonight.
	You need a vaccine or a test for any kid over two.
	And this test, it hurts like hell.
	My kids have all had like three or four.
	Now I got to blast their noses with this just to go see a game.
	Or the antigen test within six hours.
	And the especially irritating thing about this is you still need a mask and have to be six feet apart.
	But even though you have the vaccine or you've tested negative or the antigen test, still, I don't trust you.
	It's all made up shit.
	We'll get to COVID in a little bit.
	But the big news today is Hunter Biden.
	He was on CBS today.
	It's weird.
	The news is just propaganda.
	So if Hunter Biden is eviscerated in the morning, which it wasn't an evisceration, sorry, it was a PR stunt.
	But he still fucked himself because he's so stupid.
	And he said that he often would smoke Parmesan cheese, mistaking it for crack.
	But in this, so this was meant to be a puff piece, but it ended up being a hit piece because he said so much stupid shit, like the Parmesan cheese thing.
	The laptop might be mine.
	I don't know.
	And my deal in the Ukraine, getting that job for 50,000 a year, that wasn't unethical.
	I didn't think it'd be used against me this much, but it was a perfectly reasonable thing to do.
	The fuck's he wearing in this interview, too?
	He's got like a weird little safari shirt on top of a sweater.
	He's dressed like you.
	I really don't know what the answer is.
	You don't know yes or no if the laptops are not.
	I don't have any idea.
	I have no idea.
	So it could have been yours.
	Of course, certainly.
	There could be a laptop out there that was stolen from me.
	There could be that I was hacked.
	It could be that it was Russian intelligence.
	It could be that it was stolen from me.
	What?
	What a pure idiot.
	It was stolen from me and then brought to a repair place and then left there?
	So in line with the propaganda, everyone's talking about Mad Ketz and Ron DeSantis being the best guys for the job.
	I get Ron DeSantis.
	He's done a great job of Florida.
	They had the lowest, I think they had the lowest death rate per cap.
	Oh, Florida is great.
	It's totally open.
	I just came back from Florida.
	I spent five months there, and it was fantastic.
	Ron DeSantis actually is way smarter than anyone else on the lift.
	Yeah.
	And when you go into a bar, do you have a mask on?
	Well, you don't have to have a mask on, but I do it just out of, I don't want to get people concerned.
	So whenever you walk in, you have a mask.
	As soon as you sit down, you can take off the mask.
	Right.
	And you can sit at the bar, no problem.
	Oh, yes.
	Not a problem at all.
	What about sporting events?
	Are people six feet apart?
	I honestly don't know.
	I've never been to a sporting event in Florida.
	I think it's still very limited, but that's because of the organization, not because of Ron DeSantis.
	Right.
	Well, so I don't know why Matt Goetz is considered the top guy, but it can't be a coincidence that our two top guys, our two big contenders for 2024, are the ones that the press is going mental on.
	And they know Hunter Biden is Joe's Achilles heel.
	So they've been attacking Donald Trump Jr., calling him a cokehead with no evidence.
	Meanwhile, we're drowning in crack evidence on Hunter, and that just gets glossed over.
	So we talked about the allegation on Thursday, right, with Matt Goetz.
	He's accused of fucking a 17-year-old.
	He says, no, I wasn't.
	Then this is a big plot to frame me.
	They tried to get $25 million, which I don't understand how anyone can procure $25 million.
	No, no, no.
	And $25 for me would be a strange.
	Yeah, but even if you're a billionaire, what bank is going to give you $25 million?
	Am I wire transferring it to you?
	Because then we're going to see the paper trail.
	Bitcoins?
	Anyway, so we'll see what happens with Matt Goetz.
	The left is going, oh, why no comment about Matt Goetz?
	Because it's being investigated.
	We don't know.
	It sounds like horseshit to me, but we'll see.
	And if he fucks 17-year-olds, yeah, that's real bad.
	It's not as bad as Hunter Biden fucking his nieces and his brother's widow and everything that moves.
	But it's pretty bad.
	And then Ron DeSantis was attacked last night on 60 Minutes.
	And here's their allegation.
	I don't even really understand this.
	The allegation is you used Publix, the grocery store chain, to disseminate the vaccine.
	They donated $100,000 to your campaign.
	That's pay to play.
	And he goes, no, everyone agreed that was the best way to disseminate the vaccine.
	Here he is.
	They ambushed him because he refused to speak to them.
	We wanted to ask Governor DeSantis about the deal, but he declined our request for an interview.
	We caught up with him south of Orlando.
	Publix, as you know, donated $100,000 to your campaign, and then you rewarded them with the exclusive rights to distribute the vaccination infrastructure.
	So first of all, what you're saying is wrong.
	How is that not paid to public?
	That's a fake narrative.
	I met with the county mayor.
	I met with the administrator.
	I met with all the folks at Palm Beach County, and I said, here's some of the options.
	We can do more drive-through sites.
	We can give more to hospitals.
	We can do the publics.
	And they said, we think that would be the easiest thing for our residents.
	But Melissa McKinley, the county commissioner in the Glades, told us the governor never met with her.
	Hold on a second.
	So he says he met with a bunch of people.
	She found, 60 Minutes found someone that he didn't meet with to refute that, which they have to do in post, by the way, because she doesn't know what the fuck's going on.
	But that's not evidence that he didn't meet with people.
	And yeah, exclusive rights, we all decided to do it at Publix.
	This does not appear to be a smoking gun.
	But I think it is also CVS, does it?
	Yeah?
	Yes.
	Well, she said he's the county commissioner of the Glades.
	Is that the same as Palm Beach?
	Not to my knowledge, no.
	But it's, well, I got my vaccine in Volucia County Fairground.
	And I don't think there was any corruption associated there.
	So I think that they found one place, Palm Springs, where they were using Publix.
	Ergo, it's pay-to-play, and they got rich from Ron DeSantis.
	That's pathetic.
	The only time this would have a case would be if it was all Publix throughout the entire state and there was a pain in the ass using Publix and people couldn't go to these other places elsewhere in the state.
	Well, exactly.
	A monopoly.
	Most people I know, that I know of, went to the Velusia County Fairground.
	So the other allegation is that he did the rich first and tourists first and denied the elderly.
	This is all propaganda.
	We're living in the Soviet Union now.
	But we'll see how that plays out.
	But you know, DeSantis did concentrate on what made sense, elderly people.
	That's what he focused on.
	And he wasn't putting COVID patients into long-term care facilities.
	Right.
	He was very responsible and has done a great job.
	And that's why he comes in second after Trump for 2024.
	Well, people are talking about Trump and DeSantis as a ticket, which I don't want.
	I don't want to see Trump back.
	We've already had a run with you.
	Hold on.
	Trump is the savior of the states.
	Without Trump, the States is finished.
	Yeah, I want to back up.
	But I don't know if it's possible to recover after Biden.
	So you think Biden is ruining America?
	Oh, absolutely.
	You know, there's what, there's 330 million people in the U.S. We've got something like 37 million people in Canada.
	And the best we can do is Biden and Trudeau.
	That's shocking.
	Oh, that's, you know, you could take a kid out of McDonald's, and he'd do a better job.
	Yeah, we make t-shirts of his sayings.
	You can see one on the second shelf right there.
	Ryan, can you switch us?
	Because I'm looking this way, and my dad's on the other side of me.
	Yeah, I never thought that there could be someone worse and stupider than Justin Trudeau.
	Justin Trudeau seems like a genius now compared to Joe Biden.
	Well, at least they can string a sentence together.
	Yeah.
	I think the worst thing Biden is doing is printing money like it's going out of style.
	We're going to have a massive inflation bomb.
	Well, it's the old politician trick.
	You buy people's votes with their money.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, $1,400 each we get, and then we get stuck with a $2 trillion tax hike.
	That's nonsense.
	But the thing that pisses me off about Biden, and my focus with politics, is culture.
	And this woke culture had been pushed back by Trump.
	No, I'm not saying anchor.
	I'm not going to say undocumented workers' children.
	I'm saying anchor baby.
	And Biden said, no, let's bring it all back.
	And that chips away at everything.
	Like, it sounds like a small deal to say, I'm going to let a tranny play women's sports.
	But now you've completely decimated women's sports.
	Oh, you've got all these high school girls, you know, that they're not going to get into college because they can't get scholarships.
	Right.
	So you've killed their future.
	You know, I have no problem with trans people, but then they should have their own sport.
	That's why you have women's sports and men's sports.
	They do have their own sport.
	It's called being annoying.
	Gold medal champion.
	Yeah, they're all gold medal.
	Here's the shirts, by the way.
	There we go.
	I forgot this one.
	I pledge allegiance to the United States of America, one nation indivisible, under God, for real.
	For real.
	For real.
	We hold these truths to be self-evident men and women created by, you know, you know, the thing.
	Are there more unforgettable phrases to?
	Well, we have the new one.
	Before we should make a shirt of where he goes, we're going to get a lot done.
	Remember that one?
	Yeah.
	So that's not available yet, though.
	No, but that's going to be one.
	All right, let's jump into COVID if we're talking about Ron DeSantis.
	We got a COVID intro.
	COVID intro coming up, folks.
	It's going to be great.
	Get ready, get psyched.
	COVID, she shanxing link ping.
	I picked one that insulted myself, and I didn't.
	There's like five of them.
	That's why young black teenagers are attacking old Asian ladies, by the way, because young black teenagers have their nose, they have their ear to the ground.
	They're obsessed with what Trump says.
	And when Trump blamed Wuhan virus on China, black teens in New York City said, well, that's not right.
	I'm going to start attacking them for revenge.
	Even if that was remotely true, when you see Chinese people in America, you're seeing people who escaped that disgusting shithole called China.
	They should be high-fived.
	China sucks.
	What was this?
	Oh, yeah, this part I didn't really understand.
	1-5.
	Because this guy's being funny with a bullhorn, but he gets attacked by someone with no mask.
	As Roberto Durand would say, no mask.
	Do what the news tells you.
	Do what the government tells you.
	You're all doing a great job.
	Congratulations.
	We love you.
	Congratulations for following the narrative and trusting the news and not questioning anything.
	You're all doing a great job complying with the narrative.
	There is definitely not a psychological operation happening when you're convinced of a reality that's based on fear that has nothing to do with what's actually happening.
	You're insane, bro.
	It's better.
	You're insane.
	So he's not wearing a mask, dude.
	Does he not get the sarcasm?
	But you've been psychologically...
	You're literally been psychopaths.
	I got a replay on that.
	I've been queuing up this on the second video.
	Because you can't rewind these Instagrammers.
	He didn't even have a mask around his neck.
	Or maybe that's one of those neck things.
	No, that's a sweatshirt.
	That's an Asian man, right?
	Asian American?
	I think this moron didn't get his sarcasm and was like, I'm sick of these mask Nazis.
	Oh, I see.
	Although he has a bike, bike guys tend to be pretty green.
	Yeah.
	We love you, people.
	But you've been psychologically...
	You've literally been psyoped.
	Speaking of Asians, there was a slip-up.
	They peeled the curtain back on CNN, and this woman said, Yeah, we can't give people full freedom or they won't have an incentive to get the vaccine.
	We have to keep them in their homes, deny them freedom, so then they have an incentive to get the vaccine.
	They need a carrot on a stick.
	We need to control them.
	That the vaccine is the ticket back to pre-pandemic life.
	And the window to do that is really narrowing.
	I mean, you were mentioning, Chris, about how all these states are reopening.
	They're reopening at 100%.
	And we have a very narrow window to tie reopening policy to vaccination status.
	Because otherwise, if everything is reopened, then what's the carrot going to be?
	How are we going to incentivize people to actually get the vaccine?
	So that's why I think the CDC and the Biden administration needs to come out a lot bolder and say, if you're vaccinated, you can do all these things.
	Here are all these freedoms that you have.
	Because otherwise, people are going to go out and enjoy these freedoms anyway.
	Clear to them that the vaccine is.
	They need a carrot on a stick.
	Exactly.
	They need to control us.
	So you're going to have trouble getting back into Canada.
	Yes.
	What is the deal there now with Canada?
	I believe the deal just now is, I think it may change by April the 22nd.
	But the deal just now is that if you're driving, then you've got to have a test performed within 72 hours of getting to the border.
	If you're flying, after you land, you need a test.
	If you're flying, you have to have a test before you get on the aircraft.
	And then when you get to Canada, you then have to have another test.
	And they put you up in a quarantine hotel until you get the test results.
	Now, you have to book the hotel in advance, and it's a package deal for three days.
	So you pay for three nights.
	And if you only stay one night, you still have to pay the full amount because they're selling it as a package deal.
	I see.
	And now there's situations where you're not allowed out of your room.
	They provide the food.
	Drop it outside your door.
	But you can get out of your room.
	Now, to make sure that you didn't get out of the room, in some cases they were taking the locks off the door so that that way the police were able to do that.
	The COVID police could open the door at any time to make sure you were in.
	And what happened was there was a woman raped because she couldn't lock the door.
	Thanks for keeping us safe, Governor.
	Oh, it's, you know, to me, it's very difficult to judge whether it's Biden is more moronic than Trudeau or the other way around.
	I think they're both so far down there, it's pretty difficult to compare.
	Yeah, well, one's a hot chick, like Trudeau is a bimbo, but Biden is a senile old, doddering old fool.
	Easily manipulated.
	Well, I think Trudeau's suffering from late adolescence.
	Yeah.
	He's getting real corny.
	And Joe has got premature senility.
	Yeah, it's funny when you look at old clips of Joe Biden, three Obama, you see someone speaking English, and you realize how far he's fallen.
	All right, let's jump now to Antifa BLM, folks.
	You're a fucking white male.
	11,000 team.
	Look at these fucking horrible, weak users.
	Fuck yo, Dad.
	I hope you're not offended by that final part.
	I'm terribly offended.
	I only have one clip for this.
	I don't know why we did the whole setup, but I've always suspected that Antifa has no soul.
	And they don't even bleed red blood.
	They're putrid individuals, corrupted demons who bleed black.
	And there's proof of this now.
	This boob, and I know you're praying for him to fall.
	Don't worry, your prayers are answered, decides to climb Chase.
	I don't know what.
	Do you want to take down Chase?
	This was an anti-capitalism rally in Manhattan.
	What do you want?
	Would you like Manhattan to go communist?
	All of America?
	All of the West?
	Tell me your parameters.
	Who supplies the oil?
	Who's in charge of public education?
	Is there elections?
	Do you guys, remember, they had Occupy Wall Street and they raised a ton of money.
	They raised about half a million bucks.
	And they didn't know what to do with it.
	So they sat down and they had a meeting, all the anarchists, and there was things like burn it was one option.
	Another, my favorite suggestion, though, was we build a farm upstate and then it grows food for rallies.
	What a fantastic idea.
	So I guess they grow like wheat and cheese and dairy and they make lasagna and then they ship the lasagna down to the city and everyone can have a snack while they protest.
	Why wouldn't they grow wheat hemp?
	That's actually an intelligent idea.
	That's not what these people were doing.
	Who is going to be cleaning your toilet, Donald Trump?
	So this guy hates capitalism, probably because he failed at it.
	And he's going to punish Chase.
	I got beef with Chase, too.
	Me too.
	Their overdraft charges and all the things.
	Yeah.
	But it's not capitalism, per se.
	All cops are bastards.
	Is that what this...
	Oh, we should just share.
	Yeah, if Johnny has 10 building blocks and Timmy has one, then Timmy should get some from Johnny.
	What are you doing?
	Well, maybe Johnny stole the building blocks from Timmy.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, they don't tell you how they got the building blocks.
	There we go.
	And then I guess you're going to get on that ledge and then what?
	Climb in the window and then what?
	Hack into the mainframe.
	So then he comes up with this idea.
	Oh dear.
	Oh no.
	Is it a broken arm?
	Well, he complains about his hip.
	But look at his blood.
	Oh, oh.
	Oh, oh, my.
	It's black.
	That is black blood, yeah.
	Do you see?
	They're soulless.
	Yeah.
	That is a lot of blood, too.
	They're not human.
	They're possessed demons.
	Oh, what a shame.
	Sometimes God is bored and he just puts his finger down and goes, bloop.
	So he's complaining.
	He's saying, my hip hurts.
	I like that other screening guy trying to find logic.
	You fell from where?
	What were you doing?
	I was fighting capitalism, you moron.
	I guess he was with the black pain.
	He was going to get in there and write like, fuck banking on the glass.
	Well, of course in de Blasio's New York, he will get away with it.
	Let's jump into racism.
	We've got a lot to cover on that, as usual.
	Let's talk about racism that was racist, guys.
	You know, this Canadian journalist was interviewing me for some article that'll probably never come out.
	It'll either be a hit piece or if it's fair, it'll get canned.
	And he said to me, why are you racity race?
	What's with all the talking about race all the time?
	I'm like, you can't avoid it.
	I mean, it's, I don't want to talk about it, but it'll be on page two.
	It came up with Godzilla versus King Kong.
	No.
	Yes.
	They've got this.
	Black crime is on the rise.
	And remember I said too, I said, don't get lost in the anti-Asian violence.
	This is just crime is up.
	And blacks are disproportionately represented in crime.
	So you're going to see more Asians getting attacked because they're disproportionately represented as victims.
	So that's what's going on.
	Like this gang spree, they grab some kid, beat him up in the lobby of his building and take his hat.
	He's not Asian.
	They just stole a scooter from inside a building and then went ripping around on it.
	Oh, and then they just robbed a guy at gunpoint.
	But like, here's racism right here.
	So Georgia wants to have ID, voter ID, which is racist.
	Well, of course, you know, black people can't buy, they can't get driver's license, they can't buy a home because they just can't get ID.
	No ID.
	It's really tough.
	It's way too complicated to get ID.
	Who the fuck doesn't have ID?
	I guess you don't have a driver's license.
	But you need ID for everything.
	Well, there's a lot of people coming over the border that doesn't, they don't have ID.
	Yeah, it's so glaringly obvious that you know that most of your voters are fake and they're illegals that you've shipped in there or black people from the hood that you've shipped in there.
	Not people who want to vote for the president, people who have been paid.
	So they are not having the all-star game in Georgia because of this.
	Biden is, again, with the culture wars, he's pushing all kinds of other punishments on Georgia because they're so racist.
	Isn't it racist to say that blacks need their hands held to go vote?
	And you shouldn't require them to have ID?
	The MLB requires you to show your ID when you pick up your tickets.
	Yes.
	But you have to be able to vote with no.
	Well, I mean, I'm surprised black people can actually fly.
	The superheroes can.
	So in the first race story.
	So yeah, I don't want to talk about race.
	I just can't avoid it.
	And now we find out that Ahmed Arbery, he would say he was jogging all the time when he was casing joints.
	That was his go-to lie.
	And then people go, like Twitter is lost.
	It's off the deep end, totally liberal.
	And so they all go, well, do you deserve to die then just because you lied about jogging?
	It's like, no, obviously not.
	That's why the law doesn't say lying joggers must be executed.
	It's not a capital offense.
	So all this confirms is that their suspicions were right.
	They were right to be suspicious, which is why they were originally acquitted.
	Now he grabbed the gun and he got shot.
	I don't know why this is such a complicated thing.
	People just can't seem to grasp this.
	They say it with Trayvon.
	They say it with all these other blacks who get killed.
	Oh, you deserve to die because you lose a fight?
	No, but if I'm walking around Manhattan and I slap every person I see, I'm going to get killed.
	And I don't deserve to die for slapping someone in the face, but you keep playing Russian roulette and eventually you blow your head off.
	But it's amazing going on Twitter and seeing how few conservatives are there to correct people because they just go off with these tangents.
	Like Hunter Biden is an angel on Twitter.
	Donald Trump Jr. is a cokehead, corrupt.
	Donald Trump is a Nazi.
	Matt Goetz is a rapist.
	Don't take these out of context.
	Ron DeSantis murdered people.
	Cuomo did not murder anyone.
	That's just a, that's a, that's a text, that's a syntax mistake.
	That was like a bureaucratic error.
	That's all.
	And then the fondling the girls, well, we're going to investigate that and we'll see it's true, if it's true or not.
	So Matt Goetz has one story of a 17-year-old, and we're investigating it.
	And I don't know what Cuomo's up to now.
	I think he's up to like 15.
	But the left just ignores it, which is why I keep saying we have an American divorce.
	It's over.
	We're done.
	I want to see this Eddie Wang movie.
	I went to see Nobody.
	It didn't work.
	Well, I tried to watch it on the legal box, and it didn't work.
	But you saw Nobody?
	Yeah.
	Pretty Great movie.
	Pretty great.
	He trained for two and a half years for those fight scenes.
	You heard the Stern interview?
	Yeah.
	I heard him on Stern.
	Yeah, and he was very convincing as a badass.
	Let's see it again.
	Oh, the trailer?
	Yeah.
	Sure, sure.
	Now, in the movie, does he learn to be a badass after his family's invaded?
	There's spoilers right in that question.
	Well, spoil away.
	What is happening?
	Okay.
	He was a Green Beret.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Yeah, something like that.
	That's not my favorite.
	My favorites are when it's guys like me or my dad who have to learn and they're sloppy about it.
	Like that Russell Crowe movie where he gets freed from prison that I keep talking about.
	Yeah.
	And he gets beat up a bunch of times trying to meet criminals.
	Well, he does get...
	Yeah, he's rusty.
	But it's still very believable.
	And it's some of the coolest action scene, like, creative kills.
	It's John Wick.
	Oh, really?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, this was Bobwood Kirk's concept, but John Wick and all the pros laid it all out.
	And it's also like a manly version of Force Majeure.
	Where the guy gets to actually be the good guy.
	Did you even take a swing?
	No.
	Could have taken her, Dad.
	Heard you had some excitement last night.
	I wish they'd have picked my place, you know?
	Why didn't you take him out?
	I was just trying to keep the damage to him.
	How's that working out for you?
	I hate that scene.
	Yeah, that hurts.
	There's a long torment piece of me.
	Seven months to heal.
	That's a very bad thing.
	Okay, I have a pet peeve.
	Were that they're Russians?
	Yeah.
	You know those Russians.
	I'm so sick of these Russian criminals.
	Did you see what they were doing in the Upper West Side?
	Look at these Russians.
	Some of these guys are from Paris, actually.
	It was two Parisians and a Russian and a Polish guy.
	Quebec or French?
	French Canadians.
	Man, 73, randomly socked in Midtown by Russian.
	Here's my pet peeve, and I wish Howard Stern had any kind of balls.
	Bob Odenkirk was inspired to do this movie because he had three home invasions.
	Right.
	And I think his kid did get hit.
	I don't know.
	He won't get into details, but the tone was like, I don't want to talk about it because it involved my family members and it's their story or something like that.
	So what are the odds that the home invaders were non-white?
	Pretty high.
	Pretty, pretty, pretty high.
	I grabbed my baseball bat.
	That's the closest Odinkirk I could do, and it sucked.
	That was terrible.
	I'm going to say the odds are seven out of eight that it was visible minorities who broke into his house.
	And then when he makes a revenge movie about it, he changes the race.
	Are there any black bad guys in this movie?
	No, there's a lot of black good guys, though.
	Let me guess.
	The surgeon who works on his cut is black.
	It's the doctor from The Simpsons.
	That plus...
	Yeah.
	But it wasn't the Amish?
	Probably Hasidic Jews.
	We're coming in to get your shekels.
	We're going to break down the door and hit your children.
	I would chase you, but you're driving so fast.
	No, you know what's crazy though?
	I got one of them Jews.
	They include, you know, they have diversity in this movie, and it's not annoying.
	I don't know how they did that, but they don't make them like this flawless, sage-like character.
	Look, you know what?
	I understand.
	I'm not saying he should have killed it, but I understand.
	No, I understand that it would be a totally different movie if you did that, and it wouldn't be in theaters.
	I'm not even that mad at Bob.
	I'm mad at America that we can't stomach the statistical truth.
	Imagine he was like, well, they were black guys.
	I mean, we could show them, right?
	And then he finds out the hard way that no.
	You know, I don't know.
	What you could do, though, is you could have some black guys.
	You know what?
	Like, you could have made the guys on the bus Russian assholes, and then you could have had some other bad guys.
	Wait, there is.
	Hispanic.
	There is.
	He's a Russian black guy.
	I'm not kidding.
	You see him right there?
	He's in the league.
	I am from Moscow.
	Yeah.
	I was basketball legend in Moscow.
	You know, there was Russian blacks.
	Are there even any?
	He, for real, is a black Russian.
	That's his character.
	That's retarded?
	I think there's seven blacks in Scotland.
	Well, all the time, all through school, all through university, there was never one black person in my class.
	That's because you went to KKK University.
	Well, the first time I ever encountered racism, it was my first job.
	I was working for a computer company, and there was two Indian engineers.
	And one was a Brahmin, and he was very, very proud of it.
	What's a Brahmin?
	A Brahmin is a member of a caste.
	And that's a very high caste.
	He's a high caste.
	Oh, okay.
	So he was a Brahmin and very proud of it.
	And he always tried to get, always asked me, what was this other guy, the other Indian, what was his caste?
	So I told the other guy, who was quite a good friend of mine, what this Brahmin was doing.
	So he gave me the name of an untouchable.
	But it was the Hindi word for untouchable.
	So when I told this Brahmin that his colleague was actually an untouchable, he was absolutely shocked.
	He always started to think I could have been working together with an untouchable.
	With a Dalit.
	Or a Mahara Ani Chamar.
	Mahara Anichamar.
	Does that ring a bell?
	Well, not really.
	I mean, I just went in one ear and out the other.
	All I had to do was remember it for a day.
	I wonder if he was lying, though, when he said he was an untouchable just to fuck with the guy.
	Oh, yes, he was.
	He knew that.
	He understood that.
	So even the Indian Scottish are funny.
	Well, yes.
	But what happened was I went to your mother and I were invited to this guy.
	He just had a new baby.
	And it was a party to celebrate it.
	But the champ's name was Om.
	And uh so they were talking about what they should call the baby.
	And your mom's suggestion was, well, call him omelette.
	That sounds really racist.
	That is racist, yes.
	I remember when we were kid, when I was a kid in Canada, when we first moved there, my best friend was a black girl and I remember having black people at your parties, seeing them loitering around.
	Oh yeah, so but they were friends.
	They were colleagues.
	Right, but I'm just, I guess I'm getting at.
	I think America's become, or America and Canada, has become more obsessed with race.
	Yes.
	It wasn't a thing.
	No one talked about it.
	It was never an issue.
	Never an issue.
	In fact, blacks were so rare that they were, you know, almost cherished.
	I've got a black friend, you know.
	Wow.
	Yeah, Tucker was talking about that.
	He said that when he, and he got in shit for this, because when I was young, you were your name.
	You were Jimmy or Gavin.
	And race didn't come up, not even religion.
	And I remember that, too.
	When you found out someone was Jewish, it wasn't their identity.
	It was just like, oh, I'm going to church on Saturday.
	My parents are dragging me to temple.
	And you go, oh, you guys don't do it.
	You do it on Saturdays instead of Sundays.
	Oh, that's the only time it would come up.
	Yeah, then you learn stuff.
	And you're like, oh, that's weird.
	Oh, what's with your weird candle?
	I don't know.
	It's like a celebration of light.
	Oh, okay.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	Let's check out this Eddie Wang movie, speaking of movies.
	So Eddie Wang has a movie about how hard it is to be Asian and be a basketball legend.
	But wouldn't you just, don't people in sports just care if you're good?
	Right.
	Like, why would it be a punk?
	Well, that's why there's no black baseball players.
	Because of racism.
	Yes.
	Yeah.
	That's what really pissed me off about when all this crept into baseball because it's one of the least racist places there are.
	You're standing there, all these different races are next to you in the stadium cheering on these different races.
	And whites are a minority on the field these days, even American English-speaking ones.
	And we're all cheering for them.
	And they made that into a thing now with the knee and Black Lives Matter and then the Boston Red Sox Stadium and oy Vay.
	Yeah, but the bases are white.
	Okay.
	That's true.
	The ball is white.
	Dude, you can't joke like that anymore.
	Remember chess?
	They were saying that the white piece moving first was racist.
	And then when Ivanka Trump got a white dog, they said that was racist.
	Well, I don't know if this is a true story or not, but seemingly in London, England, you can order a black coffee.
	You have to.
	A coffee without milk.
	No.
	Shut up.
	I believe you.
	I believe you.
	That's why it's actually starting to ring a bell now.
	Well, we used to play a game where you put in a word that pops into your head with racist, and there was always an article.
	Hat, chocolate, microphone.
	Chocolate's easy.
	Microphone's easy.
	Watch.
	Ring is easy.
	Watch is easy.
	Tie.
	Those are all easy.
	I could think of.
	The only thing we could find that didn't have a racist story behind it was an egglet.
	The thing you put your shoestring in.
	This plastic part of a shoelace.
	Oh, yeah.
	That was called the eyelet.
	Shoelaces, there was tons.
	But the actual, that particular part?
	Well, it's probably because most people don't know what that's called.
	As soon as they do, they will find a way to make it racist.
	I just saw the other day swimming is racist.
	Of course.
	Some British guy said, I was only one of two blacks in the pool at any given time.
	That must have been terrible.
	Posting your own L's.
	That's my fault.
	Well, let's see this trailer.
	We never expected to have freedom or independence or equality in this country.
	Stop, God.
	What are you talking about?
	Asians are...
	Whites are the seventh most successful ethnic group in America.
	Asians are number one.
	Their average salary is something like twice the average American salary.
	I think it's $100,000.
	American salary average is $50,000.
	So you didn't expect freedom or independence?
	The guy they just showed is illegal.
	He's totally business.
	He owns his own restaurant.
	Maybe, like, you could have an argument if it was like the, what do they call them, snakeheads, who brought you here in a shipping container and you owed your soul to the company store.
	That's not my problem.
	You guys signed up for that shit.
	I don't think he meant that.
	Well, Asians are.
	They are.
	There's a lot of racism associated with it.
	For instance, Harvard downgrades them in order to limit the number of Asians at Harvard.
	Yeah, that's what pisses me off.
	There is arguments for a wash of anti-Semitism, a problem with anti-Semitism.
	If colleges see an Israeli speaker, it's not happening.
	And Muslim anti-Semitism and black anti-Semitism.
	So that's a thing.
	They want it to be from whites so badly, though.
	And if you're looking for racism towards Chinese, there's black kids beating them up on the street.
	And it's also these fucking test scores.
	And not just at colleges, but at fancy private schools.
	And I think, what's it called?
	Bronx Science, the best school in public school in New York.
	It's ridiculous.
	They had a class action suit for that.
	I think it got thrown out.
	I mean, Ryan couldn't get into Harvard.
	Yeah, my scores were adequate.
	And he's read almost every children's book there is.
	He has Lilo and Stitch memorized, Toy Story.
	How many times have you seen Toy Story?
	Plenty of times.
	Once for my finals and once for him.
	He's fully memorized.
	The guy's a genius.
	Sid, Pop-Tart's ready.
	All right.
	He does all the voices.
	Yeah.
	What's Buzz Lightyear's motto?
	To infinity and beyond.
	So, you know.
	Oh, my God.
	Harvard doesn't want that?
	No.
	Embarrassing.
	When I got the letter, you know, it was very shocking.
	Shocked.
	Well, I don't think you did because you once asked me how to mail a letter.
	Yes, because they wouldn't let me do that either.
	They said, are you Asian?
	And I said, yes.
	So I don't think your application arrived.
	No.
	What did you write on the front?
	School?
	Yes, dear school.
	No, I wrote to whom it may concern.
	He's smart.
	It was written in Caveman.
	Run through that wall.
	What was it?
	But it doesn't matter what the challenges are.
	You run through that wall.
	Through the great wall?
	Whether you know it or not, right here, right now, you are a coming of age story.
	Mr. Alfred.
	What's funny about that?
	I don't know.
	Yo, he started up saying coming of age story.
	You are a coming of age story.
	Smash to subscribe.
	Mr. Alfred, welcome to AP English.
	I prefer my stripper name, Boogie.
	That actually gave me douche chills in the back of my head here.
	So gay and so stupid and so lame.
	No one believes in an Asian basketball thing.
	They do if he's good.
	No one cares.
	Right.
	Yeah, no, nobody's like, they see me.
	He's five feet tall.
	If he goes out there and scores a bunch of baskets, you're in, dude.
	Mugsy Bose was super short and people loved him.
	This pisses me off because it's true of corporations.
	No one wants a black accountant.
	Yeah, they do.
	If he's good and he's saving the company money, yeah, they want any corner that can be cut, any advantage they want.
	It's the exact same with sports teams.
	You got a talented guy?
	Bring him.
	No, thank you.
	My prejudices, my personal bigotry is more important to me than winning.
	No one's like that.
	It's a joke in this country.
	Cook, clean, count real good.
	Is there a Korean basketball player?
	He was close to seven feet tall.
	There's Jeremy Lin, a Yao Ming.
	There's a couple.
	You know, Yao Ming was made in a lab?
	The Chinese took their tallest and best basketball player, male, mated him with the tallest and best female basketball player to make him.
	They were just like having sex, like, like this?
	Is this it?
	Okay.
	Now you come in.
	Deep, go deep.
	Good.
	Maybe they were holding onto his butt cheeks.
	Go deep, deep.
	But you're right.
	Okay, but this is really irritating.
	I don't like Eddie whang.
	It was so hard for me.
	Being an Asian in New York?
	7'6 giant was especially bred to belittle the West.
	New York, by the way, is a third white, a third Hispanic, and a third black.
	There's no like, oh, what do we have here?
	And it's probably half fag.
	But New York City is not a place where someone, anyone, walks.
	You can have a dude with a beard and tits walk into a bar.
	Dad could have huge tits and high-heeled shoes.
	I swear to God.
	There was a guy like this at our bar lit in Manhattan.
	He was just a regular dude, kind of a rocker.
	He wore a sweatshirt, had long hair, fucking leather pants, jeans.
	He liked motorhead, and he had triple D tits.
	No lipstick, just a rocker with huge tits, like a tomboy, I guess.
	Penis, giant tits.
	No one cared.
	No one was shocked.
	So this idea that Asians who are probably fucking 20%.
	Well, if we're all a third, there must be, I don't know what their percentage is.
	We'll all have to go down a few percents to give them a percent.
	But unlike Jill Biden, who just keeps going up with the percents, oh, New York City is a third black, a third Hispanic, third white, and a third Asian.
	We pick last.
	But if you stick to our plans and we beat Monk, we'll get our shot at the FBA.
	Look!
	Have mercy on me!
	Yo, who is that?
	Oh, that's Eleanor.
	He could get it if he stopped staring.
	He can get it if you stop staring.
	This is really disappointing.
	This is like childhood.
	No one thought there could be an Asian basketball player until I played really well, and then I was part of the team.
	It's a coming-of-age story.
	And believe it or not, he can get a black chick.
	Black chicks love Asians.
	They're like, yo, he fine.
	Ones that aren't like goofy looking.
	It's not hard.
	Everything I'm seeing here is...
	As a self-hating Chinaman, I was skeptical about Boo.
	Come on, back in the lock.
	All right, all right.
	Finally, some realism.
	I'm sorry, Coach Hawkins.
	I'm principal codec.
	It's not necessary.
	This is our culture.
	Don't forget to parents who value respect and discipline, and without them, we are nothing.
	Ooh, that's a dig.
	You don't want to know what's going on in my house.
	My mom, she's responsible, but she doesn't believe in me.
	And my dad, what the hell's a dad?
	My dad is irresponsible, but believe in him.
	He believes in you?
	My dad believe in me.
	Get it?
	He believes in me.
	You finally got something in common.
	I've got to represent.
	My dad believes me.
	Dad believe in me.
	That's how you can say.
	Yeah, that's a good idea.
	A little tweak.
	I know how you feel, but you have a chance.
	That's Eddie Wong, right?
	Yeah, he puts himself in the movie, of course.
	I knew a girl, a friend of mine knows a girl that was dating Eddie Wong for a while, and she goes, I mean, it's cool.
	We go to all these hip parties and meet celebrities and stuff, and he's got tons of money.
	But then part of me is like, I'm dating Eddie Wang.
	It's quiet.
	Yeah, no, it's quiet for him.
	All right.
	So both nobody and that could do with some realism.
	There is anti-Asian violence coming from blacks, and it's not because we don't think or anyone doesn't think they can play basketball.
	That's retarded.
	So it looks like that show comes near the realism, but doesn't quite hit the mark.
	But I've been obsessed with this Taneshi quotes quote, where he said, white people walk around like they own the place.
	It's just so far from true.
	White people walk around constantly apologizing.
	I'm so sorry.
	In fact, they literally do that.
	If you touch someone in the sub or anything, they just blurt out, sorry, oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, immediately.
	Whereas black women they seem to be walking around like they own the place.
	But let's see.
	So I want to remind you of this.
	Remember the irritating laugh he does?
	Difficulty extending things that are basic.
	Okay, just stop.
	This is so ironic.
	I know we've already covered this, but he's saying white people have trouble extending basic courtesies to other people.
	As he's saying that, a room of white people are clapping and saying, you're right, you're right.
	We're not courteous enough.
	So they're being courteous to him as he says, these people are rude assholes.
	You're so right.
	You're so right.
	It's my culture.
	Of how human beings interact to black people.
	And I think I know why.
	You know, when you're white in this country.
	Wait a minute.
	Did they just clap at his laugh?
	No, no, no.
	I played.
	Oh, Jesus.
	That would not surprise me in the least.
	I'm sure a third of the men in that room have erections right now.
	They're taught that everything belongs to you.
	You think you had a right to everything.
	You didn't dude.
	Ooh.
	Okay.
	So, white people walk around like everything belongs to them.
	I would beg to differ, sir.
	And if you go to 2.1, this story, the left was all on her side, and they go, MAGA can storm the Capitol.
	We can't even question our senators.
	And this Georgia Democrat wants to be led into the demands to be part of some meeting that she's not supposed to be part of.
	Why does she have to step back?
	Like, I don't know the details.
	The governor is signing a bill that affects all Georgians.
	Why is he doing it?
	It affects all Georgians.
	So I want to get in there.
	I deserve to be in there.
	No, ma'am, it's illegal.
	It's a private meeting.
	Well, no, it's not.
	I own it.
	I own the place.
	Let me in.
	So she keeps pushing.
	She keeps trying to get in and gets arrested.
	Like, is this racism?
	No, you are not.
	Rebel.
	She's not under arrest.
	What for what?
	Kumia was saying this the other day.
	If you are in a police academy right now, leave.
	Drop out.
	If you have a year or two in, quit.
	If you're 15 years in, you poor bastard, you got five more years of this bullshit, but it's become the worst job in America.
	The most thankless.
	Is there any other job that is as dangerous and thankless at the same time?
	I mean, truckers, ice road truckers, people revere them.
	They go, wow, thank you for bringing those fries to Alaska, those potatoes.
	I hear morale is very important in things like, you know, the military and structured systems like that.
	Well, there's been NYPD suicide a month so far this year.
	And the guys I talk to, they say, not only do we not do anything and not get out of our car, I threaten to kick the shit out of rookies who do police work.
	I say, if you get out of your car and start being a cowboy is the term, then I'm going to kick the living shit out of you.
	Because the young guys, they want to chase bad guys.
	Well, what we need is more social workers.
	Yes.
	They need just to talk to these kids, these Russians.
	It's not a joke.
	Okay, here's another woman walking around like she owns the place.
	Is anyone noticing this pattern in society that is not what Taneshi Coates claims?
	Taneshi Coates, by the way, who really cut his chops with a brilliant article, I believe in The Atlantic, discussing the importance of reparations and how we're ready for that.
	And it was really popular, that article.
	It went viral.
	Just like the guy climbing chase, what's your end game here?
	How much?
	Who gets it?
	Yeah, there it is.
	That was really his swan song.
	Okay, go back to this clip so I can make my case.
	What's wrong with you?
	Get the fuck out.
	Get out.
	Come here.
	I know you know martial arts.
	So do I. Come on.
	Leave now.
	Leave right now.
	I am.
	Like, how many MAGA guys have you seen do this?
	Start karate chopping Asian women.
	That's being attacked and insulted at the same time.
	Talk about a racial deck.
	I just use you to demonstrate to the fucking officer.
	I know martial arts.
	I don't care.
	Okay, so she's maybe a little too nuts to me.
	But don't worry, we got plenty.
	Two, three.
	The Georgia senator owns the place.
	Now, why did I choose this show?
	Now, look at the way she's just casually enjoying herself.
	And everyone laughs.
	She's walking on a cop car.
	On a cop car.
	Now, are you not...
	Is this not someone who thinks they own the joint?
	She's even got her fucking slippers on.
	Yeah, that's her living room.
	This is her living room.
	Don't you wear your slippers in your living room?
	This is breaking entering.
	I'm going to my kitchen.
	Where's she running to?
	The bathroom?
	And then we didn't show this last week, but it was Tacoma.
	I talked to a guy in Tacoma, and he's a very Christian dude, and he goes, no, no, no, no.
	Tacoma's satanic.
	There's demons here now.
	What the fuck?
	And he goes, I don't mean it metaphorically.
	I mean literally demons.
	Oh, my.
	He goes, this town is gone evil.
	Wow.
	Now, the problem with Tacoma and the Pacific Northwest is there's a lot of Cambodian refugees from Pol Pot days, and they form street gangs.
	It's the same in South Central.
	They're called the tiny rascals or something.
	And they'll kill you.
	Fuck your whole life up, bitch.
	Here's an annoying theory.
	I don't think blacks in Seattle have that accent naturally.
	I think it's an affectation.
	Probably.
	Remember Jimi Hendrix?
	Hey, man, what's going on, Groovy?
	Yeah.
	Hey, I'm not necessarily stoned.
	Right.
	Some of these inner city schools, they have a saying that he's talking white.
	Yeah, but I think every black in Seattle did talk white up until very recently.
	You see it in Toronto, too, with schools.
	They start talking like black American kids from the hood.
	They're like Uyghurs, but what would you even call that?
	Yeah.
	By the way, there's nothing wrong with someone who has an affected, say, English accent and is trying not to sound the Classwegian.
	That's fine.
	Well, certainly I knew military officers who would affect a very posh English accent.
	You know, they'd come from some place like Manchester, who generally have a very heavy accent, but they would affect, you know, a snobbish English accent.
	Yeah, they're called you.
	That's the only way I could get promoted.
	Really?
	But what about your weird accent?
	How are you, Mabai?
	Absolutely A1.
	I'm Sean Connery.
	I lived next door to an Englishman at one point.
	Well, I was in England, obviously, so there was English people there.
	And so he was on about his next-door neighbor who had an East London accent.
	And he was concerned that somebody with that accent would bring down the value of his property.
	Well, the scary part of that story is it might be true.
	Oh, absolutely true.
	And so I said to him, well, what about my accent?
	He says, well, see, I can't place you.
	Your accent is beyond the pale.
	You're not untouchable or Brahmin.
	No, yes, sir.
	We just don't know.
	But then you go to Scotland, and they do have their own class system with Catholics versus Protestants.
	And the more of a McGinnis you are, the lower scale, the more of a McInnis you are, the higher up you are.
	Well, yes.
	I guess your grandfather was a...
	I'm sure he had an Irish background, but he was very ashamed of it.
	You know, our cousin has gotten all these documents from 23andMe and letters and whole stories about your dad's dad, who died at a very young age.
	Was your dad totally independent alone at 12?
	No, no, no, no.
	His mother lived until he was in his mid-twenties.
	What's the worst fight you ever got into?
	Well, the worst fight I ever had was normally, although my brother, there was three brothers, the middle brother, he was only a year and a bit older than me, but he wasn't much of a fighter.
	So I was bigger, heavier than him.
	And so I generally took over his fights and fought for him.
	Except one day, some guy, much older guy, picked a fight with him.
	And I didn't step in because I wasn't sure I could beat this guy.
	So I watched my mother, my brother getting beaten up before I said, well, wait a minute, I think I could take this guy on.
	And then he's getting tired.
	But that wasn't the worst fight.
	Well, it was the worst fight from my point of view.
	I just.
	Talk really bad about it.
	Is that why your nose looks like that?
	Oh, God.
	I guess my nose has been.
	I actually went to hospital once to get my nose fixed.
	And the doctor there was a...
	He was Eastern European.
	Very, very heavy accent.
	And if he said it once, he said it a half a dozen times.
	You have a grossly deformed nose.
	Remember that time we were at the Royal Oak, and there was you and some guy, and you were having eyes at each other almost like homosexuals.
	But instead of sex, it was violence.
	I don't think words were exchanged, but he was looking over at you and you were looking at him.
	And then, you know, gays have bandanas and stuff that they monitor each other with.
	So I think one was like this, and then you were like, and then there was like a...
	And then there was a.
	No one.
	And so they both went outside to fight.
	But when they walked outside, the guy pivoted around before you could even close the door behind you and smashed your face again.
	Broke your nose again.
	Yes.
	That's why you had to go to the hospital.
	Oh, yes.
	But when I went into work the next day, my face was a mess.
	And I told the lie that I'd been chopping wood and the axe had bounced off the wood and bashed me on the nose.
	Well, on your first date with my mother, the night before, I believe your brother Alan had come home.
	Yes.
	And you said, look at you, you wee poof.
	Absolutely pathetic existence of a man.
	And he said, Jimmy, I'm getting angry.
	I'm going to punch you.
	And then what happened?
	Well, then, I said, on you go.
	So he took a swing at me and punched me in the face.
	And I said to him, that was pathetic.
	Is that the best you can do?
	Then he took another swing at me.
	And I got the same response.
	So eventually, I went to bed, got up the next morning.
	My face was actually a mess.
	Totally pulverized.
	Completely pulverized.
	And that's when I had my first date with your mother.
	So that must have turned her on.
	I think she thought you were a hard man.
	They met at Boots.
	Okay, here's a scoop.
	Something very weird is going on with pedos.
	And I know that the right is often blamed for being QAnon lunatics with pedophilia.
	And we think that there's a basement at Comet Pizza where they all fuck kids and they order pizza for an hour.
	I don't know about any of that stuff.
	It did look suspicious.
	Someone ordering pizza for an hour, but whatever.
	Without evidence, I'm not going to go off at a Comet Pizza tangent.
	That doesn't mean pedophilia is not a problem.
	And we've seen it with Drag Queen Story Hour, where these guys come in.
	Remember, there was the guy who wasn't wearing panties.
	You could see his dick through his brown nylons.
	And his argument was, I was in a rush.
	I hadn't worn these particular nylons before.
	And then we've had actual guys with criminal records as child predators doing Drag Queen Story Hour.
	And then we've had guys getting busted after they've done Drag Queen Story Air.
	So that's a pattern.
	But we're also noticing a pattern with these Reddit moderators.
	Like, you'll notice Reddit is getting more and more left-wing and strident.
	And you'll see this with Wikipedia too.
	They call me a neo-crypto-fascist.
	And it doesn't sound like a rational centrist person.
	It sounds like a weird, fucked-up tranny.
	And I've always said, trannies want to control the narrative and make their disgusting perversions normal so then they're no longer freaks on the outskirts of society.
	So if they can get, if they can control the conversation, if they can get online digitally, start censoring things and making kids sexual, then they can become normal, they can fuck kids and have a gay old time.
	And being good at it, if you will.
	So 25B here, trans Reddit mod accused of giving minors illegal hormone shots at their home.
	Now these are the puberty blockers, right, that make women permanently infertile.
	All kinds of permanent complications from these things.
	You can't get a tattoo till you're 18, but you can have your life permanently altered.
	And we don't even, these are relatively new, these hormone blockers.
	Who knows what the long-term cancerous effects are?
	No one knows.
	Stopping puberty.
	No one knows.
	I don't even really understand it.
	So I identify as a woman, but I have a male.
	I mean, I have a penis.
	Is it more traumatizing to get pubes?
	You already have a dick.
	I mean, it's not much crazier to have a hairy dick.
	Hello, you've got a bass.
	But yeah, she was, go back to that article.
	Was she doing it in their home, like driving over there?
	I mean, that's almost worse than rape.
	Reddit moderator Drewy Poodle, a trans woman, is being called up for inviting 13 years old to her apartment to take drugs and hormones without medical supervision or their parents' knowledge.
	So there, this is one of them showing their disgusting, depraved, now 26.
	Oh, this is Stone Toss saying that it's not just Reddit.
	What's that?
	Is that the Discord logo?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	It's in there too.
	So this is becoming a common thing that people make jokes about.
	Then they had this as a crazy story.
	We meant to get to this last week, but one of the Reddit sensors.
	How are you doing there?
	Is your back okay?
	Not bad.
	Okay.
	But it's getting there.
	Okay.
	Sorry, the studio is a little bit on the cheap.
	Go to this Reddit sensor.
	Okay, so this one's crazy.
	Count Dadula pointed this out.
	Moderator gets banned for posting an article containing the name Amy Chalinor.
	After investigation, it turns out Reddit have actually hired Chalinor as an admin and have a bot scrubbing all mentions of her from the site.
	So her name is Amy Knight.
	That's a dude you're looking at right there.
	And anytime you mention, I guess, his birth name or no, another name associated with him, they censor it.
	And it turns out that her dad and her were fucking kids.
	Read that?
	As you will have noticed, the moderator set the subreddit to private last night.
	This is not a decision we took lightly, but one blue part.
	Okay.
	It later became apparent that Reddit has hired this individual as a Reddit admin, and we're banning people from discussing her past to protect their employee from harassment.
	Oh, that's their pathetic excuse.
	Then in 2.8, of course, they fired her because this just became too hard to hide.
	Well, in Canada, there's a father who is separated from his wife, and the child is now trans and the father has been ordered to use the female name and he's going to go to jail because he wants to stop his kid from getting all these hormone blockers.
	And it's just ridiculous.
	So it's considered child abuse to try to avoid your child being abused.
	Yes.
	You know, and this is a judge.
	And of course, the judge has no evidence that these shots are not harmful.
	Well, that judge, I think, was lambasted and reversed it.
	Didn't she?
	No, not to my knowledge.
	Children, move dad out of the way.
	Children cannot consent to puberty blockers.
	Stop the child abuse.
	Yeah, that guy got attacked in Montreal for wearing that sign.
	He was jailed.
	Isn't that fucking...
	That is a new level of clown world.
	We're becoming unbelievable.
	But go to 20...
	What is it?
	28.
	So they finally couldn't take the pressure here.
	This is why it's good to expose these stories, too.
	Yeah.
	And even Newsweek is saying this is a bit rich.
	So yeah, her and her father have a history of molesting children.
	And she was not just moderating Reddit conversations for fun, but to control the narrative, normalize their perversions.
	I mean, surely people are waking up to this now.
	You could ignore political correctness and the radical left for a while, but now they're coming after our kids.
	Please get Involved.
	I'm not even done.
	So there's a weird dude here that I'm getting very bad vibes from.
	His name is Noah Berlatsky.
	And at the risk of libel, I personally get a pedo vibe off of him.
	Allegedly.
	Allegedly.
	We shouldn't lower age of consent.
	We should treat children's bodily autonomy with respect.
	That's a big red flag.
	Children's bodily autonomy.
	That should make you uncomfortable.
	Like if they want to run into the street, in other words, like is that not bodily autonomy?
	Why are children's bodies on your mind?
	Sure.
	Those two things are consistent, not opposed.
	The people who want them to be opposed are folks.
	That's another bad word.
	You've got to watch out when you see the word folks.
	It's never good.
	Are folks who want to justify torturing queer children?
	So this is from an attack on Dan Savage, who is a normal gay.
	He's from the old school gays, like the ACT UP, back when gays were not fucking lunatics, and they were actually gay, and they had causes like, we don't want to get AIDS.
	Girls were girls and gays were gays.
	Girls were girls and gays had AIDS.
	But he dared to go out and say, maybe we should slow down on the trans thing.
	And he did this by talking to this guy, Jesse Single.
	And Jesse Single, well, I want to say I challenge everyone to listen to this interview.
	Jesse Single did with a youth gender clinician, Dr. Erica Anderson, and tell me he's transphobic.
	But I know people.
	So Jesse Single talked to this clinician and she said, this is really dangerous.
	These are the long-term effects that can also lead to suicide, all kinds of things.
	It's a really dangerous thing to do.
	I mean, that's just logical.
	You're blocking fucking puberty.
	Doesn't make any sense.
	They say deodorant is bad for you, this aerosol deodorant, because you're blocking your pores.
	We learned from the James Bond movie Goldfinger, when you cover everyone with gold, they die.
	So you can't be blocking shit.
	So Jesse Single pointed that out.
	He got attacked by this Noah dude, and then Dan Savage jumps in as the gay, old school, cool gay saying, take it easy on this guy.
	And then they all attacked him.
	Now, why are they attacking?
	I think they're attacking because they want to make an America that's safe for child sex.
	This is Nambla shit.
	Did you hear about the...
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	No, the James Charles thing.
	He came out and people are supporting him and he's an open pedophile now or some crap.
	On right-wing Gringa's thing?
	Did you see that?
	You see, this is how it starts.
	It starts with saying, I don't mind who's gay, and I don't.
	But then they start pushing it.
	And then the next thing you know, Lil Nas X is being dry humped by Satan in thigh-high boots after he's gotten the attention of all of America's kids.
	Country Town Road, Old Town Road, that was in schools, kindergartens, all the kids were singing it.
	It was a number one hit with little kids.
	And now he's being fucked by Satan.
	Who knows what's next with Lil Nas X?
	Gets labeled quote-unquote pedophile.
	What?
	Gets labeled pedophile.
	That is some really...
	Confesses to texting minors.
	Soft headline.
	Yeah.
	You know, you can make that headline a lot harder.
	People would maybe even read it more.
	James Charles wants to fuck kids.
	Right.
	And that's not exaggerating.
	He admitted to sending sexually charged messages.
	I fully understand my actions and how they're wrong.
	These conversations never should have happened.
	Remember that dude?
	Yes.
	I interviewed.
	What was his name?
	Galen Boffman, who did 15 years for exactly that.
	But in 2021, we say, that's just his truth.
	He's doing his truth.
	Anyway, it's a disturbing trend here.
	People are supporting him, and they're like, you know, apologizing for him.
	Yeah, well, I'd like to apologize for what I said about Justin Trudeau.
	I just found out that Justin Trudeau is way smarter than I thought.
	Do you know, he completed a jigsaw puzzle in a day.
	Oh, my God.
	And on the box, it said two to four years.
	He did it a fraction of the time.
	It's amazing.
	A fraction of the time.
	Incredible.
	All right.
	My dad's back is hurting.
	We'll get a chair for you next time.
	Let's do the mailbag.
	Okay.
	Let's do the mailbag.
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
	Let's turn the price together to mailbag.
	Let me touch it.
	When did your dad abandon you?
	Well, let's see.
	Pretty much day one, right?
	Pre-day one.
	Yeah, yeah.
	But we had Red Lobster together when I was like six.
	So he was around.
	A bit.
	He's a good guy.
	And then you broke his drone or something?
	Yeah, you broke my drone.
	You have to pay me for that.
	Because there's something wrong with that.
	Gavin, wait, hold on a second.
	What?
	We've been using your father's likeness for this bumper the whole time?
	That doesn't make any sense.
	It's your brain.
	You know, the buddy Shug at my gym, his dad gives him a picture of Shug's kids with his dad.
	Like a beautiful drawing he had made.
	And he goes, Dad, why would you give me a picture of you and my kids?
	That's a weird thing to do.
	Gray hair.
	And he goes, that's you.
	He goes, go look in the mirror right now.
	And he goes, oh my God, I remember this picture.
	That is me.
	You know, Gavo, you sent some stray emails.
	Gavo?
	Gavo.
	It's fun.
	There was this.
	I just wanted to make sure you knew that we weren't going to cover these extra emails here.
	This is another pedo.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	So these are these cool guys who set up dates.
	Oh, and this is.
	Sorry, thank you for reminding me.
	This is another Reddit moderator.
	Really?
	Yes.
	We now have a pattern.
	So he's there to meet a 13-year-old.
	They were tricking him.
	You can hear their adrenaline pounding too when they talked to him.
	Go back to the beginning of this.
	Just beat him up.
	Hey, Colin, though.
	What's up?
	Your name's Colin, right?
	Where are you going right now?
	What you doing right here, man?
	You going to the dairy section?
	Oh, are you guys?
	Okay.
	You hear the middle.
	No, no, no.
	Nah.
	Nah.
	Yeah, I mean, but I'm not here to do anything sexual.
	Like, I don't know what you guys are going for.
	Oh, you don't know what I'm going for?
	Pretty sure.
	You just want to hang out.
	Meet a 13-year-old girl.
	And that's fucking weird.
	And I mean, like, you literally have the tax.
	I'm not trying to.
	Oh, dear lord.
	How do you think your family's going to feel when they see that you're here to meet a 13-year-old girl?
	You think they're going to kill you?
	Take your mask off, Jeannie.
	You said we can do anything you want, didn't you?
	I'll pick you up.
	Your parents ain't going to know, right?
	No, I said if your parents are okay with it, and you said, like, there's like, my parents are home.
	And I was like, okay.
	So do you think what a 13-year-old girl is okay?
	It's okay to hang out with a 13-year-old girl at your age?
	I mean, it's not anything bad.
	There's nothing bad going on.
	Is luring a minor a felony?
	What?
	Luring a minor.
	Getting a minor out of it.
	You are.
	Who are you here to meet?
	Oh, my dear God.
	I'm breathing this way.
	This is crazy.
	You guys are nuts.
	That's fine.
	Get your minds out of the gutter.
	I just want a friend.
	It's disgusting.
	Wow.
	I hate that they don't beat the living shit out of these guys.
	Excuse me, everybody.
	This man's here to meet a 13-year-old girl.
	I was here.
	It's a joke.
	He's here to meet a 13-year-old girl.
	You are.
	You got it in that girl.
	That's against predators.
	We do this all the time.
	He's here to meet a 13-year-old girl.
	Let me put the video on the chats up.
	Good lord, you didn't even like it.
	Wait, what the fuck is this shit?
	Like, I lose five last year.
	I've been molested in my life.
	Literally.
	You were here to meet a 13-year-old girl.
	Would you not?
	Isn't it weird to have younger friends?
	Like, what the fuck?
	It is weird.
	It's very weird.
	Like, I asked, so they posted a 13-year-old girl on the app called.
	Why are they calling the cops?
	He'll tell you.
	Yeah, and have them just you idiots.
	Right.
	Who's the idiot?
	Who's here to meet a 13-year-old girl?
	And then, like, I asked if your parents were okay if I met you, and like, we were supposed to be a little bit more than that.
	Congratulations.
	There was no sexual premise or anything in your premise.
	Eat him up.
	Right, right, right.
	If you want to talk about it, please go outside.
	If you guys want to talk about it, please go inside.
	Where's the anger?
	Where's the rage?
	That's fucking sick.
	That's not cool.
	Leave me alone.
	Yeah, I know.
	You're being way too nice to him.
	You're going to get your license plate.
	License plate.
	CSJ.
	How about you give him a Colorado?
	How about you give him a knuckle tattoo?
	A cow.
	What's with these, like, the like.
	But see, the reason I bring this up is Reddit is a huge place for the American conversation, especially with young people.
	And these are the guys who are controlling the conversation, and these guys are fucking pedophiles.
	Right.
	Yeah, they kicked off every MAGA person we possibly know.
	They shut down every single thread that is kind of based on...
	Our page got shut down, right?
	Yeah.
	Oh, yeah.
	I think we exist on there like because we're sneaky or something.
	And there's one more.
	And the more COVID, did you want that?
	What's that one now?
	Please get out.
	Oh, yeah.
	Everyone's seen that.
	This is some, I don't know what he is.
	Get out of there.
	Russian Polish guy in Calgary standing up to the cops.
	Oh, we were talking about that earlier, Dad, how I'm seeing more rebellion.
	You should see a tenth of the rebellion from Canada because it's a tenth of the size.
	But I'm seeing about the same rebellion in Canada that I'm seeing in the States.
	Well, especially out west.
	Yeah.
	Out West is very conservative.
	And they've had enough of this shit.
	And they're getting arrested for it.
	I've seen it.
	Like, they've got the Canadian barbecue place in Toronto.
	This guy.
	We have that gym.
	We have Max Public Houses.
	They have a pastor in prison for two weeks.
	You know, I read it's illegal to interrupt a church service in Canada, no matter what.
	The guy could be a murderer.
	They have to wait outside.
	That's true.
	Do you understand English?
	Get out of this property.
	What is she nattering on about?
	Does he think he's going to change his mind?
	And don't come back without a warrant.
	Out, Nazi.
	Out!
	Out!
	Great voice.
	You understand?
	Nazis are not welcome here.
	Out!
	Sounds like Triumph the Insult, though.
	And don't come back without the warrant.
	For me to poop on.
	If you bring a warrant, I will poop on it.
	Okay, dear Gavin and Poodlehead.
	Okay.
	I came across this old Onion video the other day.
	I was amazed at how far they were allowed to push the boundaries just 10 years ago.
	It makes your 10 things I hate about the Jews video look very tame by comparison.
	Your video, despite being clear satire, has been used to attack you constantly, while I'm pretty sure the Onion didn't see any pushback at all when this came out.
	It even has a 51 to like-dislike ratio.
	Also, Ryan should get an adult's haircut.
	He's fucking 30 years old.
	I'm not 31.
	But first, in today's tough economic times, money stresses can really be overwhelming.
	Yeah, but help is on the way.
	Author Christine Eckert is here to show us some exercises to reduce stress.
	Hi, Christine.
	Hi, Jim and Tracy.
	Christine, I'm so glad you're here.
	I'm about ready to snap.
	The first thing we're going to learn about is problem visualization.
	Okay.
	It's a simple method for reducing stress by assigning an image to represent your anxiety.
	Well, that sounds simple enough.
	Okay, the first thing I like to do is imagine my money-related stress as the most disgusting, terrifying creature I can think of.
	I like to imagine an ugly, greasy little creature with a hooked nose and oily black hair.
	Oh, he is scary.
	I call him the grabbler because he's a greedy little monster who wants to grab it.
	Holy shit.
	Do you remember this?
	Barely.
	Okay, there he is.
	Now think of all the problems your grabbler is causing.
	He invented interest rates like the ones on your credit card.
	He's taking the jobs because grabblers only hire their own kind.
	I just want to get rid of it.
	Now imagine the grabbler slowly disintegrating like a pile of ashes blown away by a pupil.
	Oh my God.
	I'm uncomfortable.
	I'm worried about this being taken at a time.
	They're a gentle breeze.
	They're not scheming.
	Now people always say that you have to go back to the 80s to find dangerous, Edgy comedy, but you don't.
	It was 2010.
	You have to really just go 2015, pre-Trump.
	17th attempt to reply.
	Yes, I would move to.
	Oh, no, that's a different guy.
	That's a guy who wants a job.
	Yo, fags.
	Jeanette the Black Widow Lee has a stage for ovarian cancer and shaved her head.
	Lee was probably the hottest and most well-known pool paper in the United States at one time, pool player.
	But now she looks like one of those futuristic robots that refuses to get a conversation right.
	I was shocked when I saw this.
	Oh, yeah.
	She looks like that robot that they fly to the UN when they say robots are taking over.
	Oh, right, right.
	She has a name.
	It's like Rosanna or something.
	You didn't show the most important one, genius.
	It's hard to open all these at the same time.
	Here we go.
	Oh, wow.
	Boy, women have a lot of currency in hair.
	Sure do.
	When men go bald, especially someone like you, you're already so ugly that it's not painful.
	But when women do it, half their worth goes down the toilet.
	Crazy.
	Brill cream.
	I don't know if I lost my looks and my hair, I'd just kill myself.
	Someone's telling us to buy some Brill Cream.
	Six for $30.
	Okay, thanks for that.
	Brill cream isn't tough enough for my jufro.
	Tough enough.
	This is called Black Pets.
	Your analogy of white leftists seeing blacks as their pets is a big part of why the George Floyd tobacco is so important to them.
	The footage of him and the knee is seen from two different lenses.
	Instead of seeing a junkie criminal and his poor life choices finally catching up to him, the white leftist sees their innocent pet lying on the ground helpless.
	Yeah, they see it as like killing a Rottweiler or something.
	There's no bad blacks, just bad owners.
	Hello, Santa with AIDS and Gavin.
	Wait, is that already you?
	Wait, we haven't put out this show yet.
	How do people know you're on the show?
	Forgive me if you get this sort of letter all the time, but I just wanted to give your thoughts on the situation.
	I consider myself bisexual.
	No such thing.
	That's okay.
	But engaged to my loving female fiancé.
	Thanks to you, asshole.
	Cannot wait to start a family.
	You're gay.
	And I'm aware that you believe they don't exist, which I think is funny.
	I've been in the LGBT scene for quite some time.
	In fact, my sister is trans.
	She's actually the one who introduced me to you back in Rebel Media Days.
	We quote a particular video you made where you were at a protest and asked some fag kid if he's gay, to which he responded, I am queer.
	I remember that.
	That was a MAGA rally.
	He came to sabotage.
	We always find ourselves saying this phrase and making fun of how much of a loser that kid is.
	Anyway, my brother-in-law, who is married, recently came out as non-binary and has not changed his in appearance or mannerisms at all.
	It's the lazy excuse to pretend to be different I've ever seen in my life and I'm embarrassed for him.
	Obviously, I don't want to stir things up, but I cannot bring myself to use pronouns like they, them.
	It just doesn't make sense.
	Grammatically, it makes me feel retarded.
	Yeah, it's a clunky sentence, too.
	Like, me and my dad went, did my show today.
	They stood by the green screen.
	Like, how many people were there?
	Oh, just one.
	But he's there.
	Oh, sorry, not he.
	But they's they.
	They's they?
	How many people are in your studio?
	Just me and they.
	Like, you can't do it.
	Sometimes the complaints will be false.
	If I say it referring to a single individual, I usually find myself tiptoeing around it altogether by just referring to him by name instead of using any pronouns at all.
	To make matters worse, he came out three years ago after he got married, and it is basically accepting that it is ruining his marriage.
	Thankfully, they don't.
	How is it not ruining your marriage, dude?
	Thankfully, they don't have any kids.
	P.S., I imagine you bring up why I'm okay with my sister and not my brother-in-law.
	That's because my sister is actually making an effort to try to present as female.
	Yeah, you all sound like a fucking mess.
	What's with this family?
	Brother-in-law, sister.
	If you get fucked up the butt, you're gay.
	Sorry.
	I have controversial beliefs like that.
	I don't know.
	I think people are so judgmental.
	You suck one cock, and now you're a homosexual.
	You're a cock sucker.
	Okay.
	Someone's showing us that Reuters has referred to Proud Boys as white supremacist groups.
	That's unfortunate because they were pretty fair the other day.
	A black Cuban.
	Yeah, I used to fight those and they got expensive.
	And, you know, the problem with this kind of shit is 99% of the people who are ever going to read that article have read it.
	So I sit there, I get lawyers, I talk to their lawyers, they correct it.
	There's no correction at the bottom.
	They just change it to neo-fascist or something.
	And that 0.1% gets the truth.
	Is there not something where going forward knowing that that's slanderous and not true that in the future they get fined?
	Yeah, that's an argument.
	It could be a preventative measure.
	They have such high turnover in media these days.
	And most of the, like, they'll have these young interns who handle stuff like this because the Prowboys seem like too, I don't know, youth culture-y.
	So they'll have the interns handle it, and they are retarded because they grow up with Reddit moderators who want to fuck them.
	Right.
	This might be an ancient Chinese secret, but so is Gavin.
	And here we have a Scottish.
	They've gone mental.
	I can see some of you are surprised that I'm apologising, but no.
	Honour the days when getting an apology out of me was like getting a five-out of an Aberdonian.
	I'm surprised actually that our diversity officer didn't make that clear to me, honestly.
	Sometimes around here it's like the blind leading the blind.
	I would like to apologise to Scotland's blind community.
	I hear your concerns.
	Yeah, that's an oldie but a goodie.
	Um G'day, Gav.
	Subscriber here.
	Love your show.
	Wondered if you've seen the footage of the recent German aircraft disaster.
	P.S. Have you tried going to bars and drinking?
	It can be fun.
	I reckon you'd like it.
	Thanks for the tip.
	I don't get this joke.
	Am I stupid?
	The Hindenburg approaches the mooring mast of Lakehurst.
	21 of these Kai Voyagers, the fucking.
	Oh, he's making fun of the letters we get with the old links and the useless information.
	That's funny.
	That's very funny.
	I think.
	Okay, last one.
	Have either of you heard of Salty Cracker?
	He's currently serving a two-week ban on YouTube.
	With two strikes, he has removed all his videos so he doesn't get a third.
	He gets about $10,000 to turn into a two and a half-hour boardcast.
	My mom, 69, and I, 37, both enjoy watching his shows.
	My mom likes the daily vids he puts out.
	I don't know him either.
	By the way, never mention your mom in any context ever.
	Makes you sound like a pussy.
	Say a middle-aged woman I know likes it.
	I spent more time.
	I didn't over here, did an interview, and he told the person interviewing him that he has smoked more Parmesan cheese than probably anybody on this planet because he's such a depraved lunatic that he would sift through the fibers of his rug looking for anything that looked like crack so he could smoke it.
	If you buy this, by the way, you're a fucking idiot.
	This dude's daddy is a multi, multi-multi-multi.
	He ain't hunted for anything.
	This dude gets the best crack.
	He ain't going through no fucking rugs and searching for crack.
	He's one of these top tier cracks.
	He needs to blow his nose, though.
	All right, let's get to the final video and wrap this up.
	Litch.
	Oh no.
	Why doesn't it work?
	It just says this page doesn't exist anymore.
	Shoot, it was a really cool video of Spider-Man fighting Batman and Robin.
	And what they did is they just got random guys to dress up in superhero suits and fight.
	Really?
	Yeah, I do want to see that shit.
	It's really cool.
	And maybe when you find the video, it'll be big.
	Is it MMA or is it in the streets?
	It's kind of MMA.
	I guess you could call it MMA.
	No, right?
	Yep.
	It is.
	Oh, sick.
	All right.
	Did you want to set it up or Jim's going to have to get out of there?
	Okay.
	So, Will, I've been doing this 15 years and finally I get to see Batman and Robin take on Spider-Man.
	I never thought I'd be saying that.
	I think Spider-Man might be blacked.
	Oh, it seems to be a bit of a free fall, doesn't it?
	And what's important for you to do is that it's a good one.
	That's what he's wearing.
	It's a black colour.
	Spider-Man's got this.
	Oh, yeah.
	Costume's a hindrance, too.
	Look at Robin.
	Here, Robin's a liability.
	Yeah, get him out of here.
	You have your girlfriend in the middle of the fight.
	You're just worried about her now.
	Get Robin out of here.
	I have to beat up Batman.
	What kind of fucking stage is that?
	Well, technically, Batman and Robin have no powers, right?
	Right.
	This isn't a fair fight.
	Look at Robin.
	He's just useless.
	Look how skinny Batman is.
	Oh.
	Power down.
	Oh, brilliant.
	And Robin doesn't want any more.
	Robin's off.
	He's gone.
	He's had enough.
	Who came up with this?
	We're great.
	Probably a DC fan.
	All right.
	That's it for today's show.
	Hopefully, we'll have Dad back again tomorrow.
	We'll see how he feels.
	He's very old.
	He might be dead by tomorrow.
	Thank you for coming on the show, Dad.
	You're very welcome.
	Pleasure having you.
	And to the folks at home, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

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