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April 1, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S03E93 - DEVO DAY
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That was Mark Mothersbau of Devo.
Today's Devo Day, Devo's from Akron, Ohio, and they're not in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
Much like Kate Bush, Tina Turner, Iron Maiden.
Who else isn't in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame?
Did I say Tina Turner?
Yes.
Should Devo be in there?
I don't like how the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame has all these people who aren't rock and roll.
The Sex Pistols, they offered the Sex Pistols.
Sex Pistols told them to fuck off.
But punk is anti-rock.
And rap is a different genre.
Go have your rap Hall of Fame.
Call it the Black Music Hall of Fame or something.
But shouldn't it be rock and roll?
Kate Bush is not rock and roll.
Keep running up that hill with no problems.
Don't want to hear, don't want to hear.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And Tina Turner, that's like soul.
Iron Maiden should be in.
They're heavy metal.
Although, it's amazing how successful they are with like one hit.
No, two hits.
There's 666, the number of the beast.
Then there's Run to the Hills.
For that, they get their own jet plane that Bruce Dickinson drives.
Okay.
But yeah, big day for us here at the studio.
It's Devo Day.
I'm not really that big of a Devo fan.
I like Whip It.
It's a good song.
Mark Mothersbaugh is actually an amazing musician.
You know what he did the soundtrack for?
Everything.
Yeah, he did the Rugrats theme song.
Isn't it fucking like clockwork?
Ryan's references are children references.
Oh, yeah, I know him.
I've never heard of Devo, but I know the guy who did the soundtrack to the Lego movie, and he was the guy behind Rugrats.
Didn't they do My Shirona?
My Sharona is the knack.
Oh, fuck.
But the guy is prolific.
He must be a gazillionaire.
If you look at his discography, it's basically every movie you've ever heard of.
I bet he gets paid a million bucks.
And he pounds it out in like three days.
That is my theory.
There was a fucking great jam he had.
His solo work is rare and weird.
But I couldn't find this one particular song that really, what do you say?
Pops?
Flaps?
Slaps.
Slaps.
Peewee's Playhouse.
Pee Wee's Playhouse.
Get the fudge out of it.
Dumb and Dumber?
Look at Ryan Learner.
Rocket Power?
Wow.
That's everything.
He did.
Well, if you have kids, you're familiar with Mark Mother's Bows.
Mark Mother Bows.
Wow, that's a tough one.
Mark Mother Bows' music.
Mother Bows?
Tiger King?
What the f?
I told you.
He's done everything.
Oh.
He's the only guy in the world.
But he did Yo Gabba Gabba, too.
He would do a little music segment on there.
So that's fun.
Do you think Iron Maiden should be in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame?
Oh, yeah.
So Heavy Metal is rock and roll.
Yes.
It's hard rock and roll.
Right.
I don't think Prince should be in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
Yeah.
He's pop.
It's kind of debatable.
It's called the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
What part do you not understand?
Well, just like Rolling Stone used to be a rock magazine.
Now it's just like anybody.
Yeah, I guess.
Bad Company isn't in there.
Blue Oyster Cult isn't in there.
That stinks.
Bad Company?
Oh, wait, no.
Feel like making love, damn.
Remember when girls came out and they go, oh, these girls are all rich kids.
It's all that privilege.
And I go, what's their background?
Well, the pretty girl there with the British accent, her dad was the drummer for Bad Company.
What?
What is that?
The most privileged band in the world?
They had one hit.
I don't think she gets the red carpet everywhere.
She goes, oh my God, it's the drummer's daughter from Bad Company.
Yes, of course you can come in.
What is this all about?
BTO and then The Guess Who as one ticket.
They both had Randy Bachman.
Bachman Turner Overdrive, ring any bells?
Of course.
The clue is in the acronym, little boy.
I see.
I never knew that he was in the guess who.
Yeah, he quit at their peak in 1970.
We discussed this on a show called Get Off My Lawn.
That I do remember.
Like a week ago.
Yes.
Foreigners suck.
Grand Funk Railroad can lick my dick.
Mott the Hoop will snooze.
Jethro Tull don't care.
Don't care.
Joe Walsh, maybe.
Yeah.
John Mayle.
Judas Priest should be in there for sure.
I thought they were.
They have a ton of hits.
Freewheel Burning.
Breaking the Law.
Breaking the Law.
Meatloaf should be in there.
Pat Benatar, no, that's pop.
Peter Frampton, maybe.
Phil Collins, possibly.
Scorpions.
Cool Haram, no.
Scorpions for sure.
Rio Speedwagon, maybe.
Dismiss, they're pop.
Soundgarden, hell yeah.
I don't like Soundgard, but there's an argument there.
Yeah, because if you're going to put in the bands that they've put adjacent to that band, then why not?
I never liked grunge.
Do they have a limit?
It's like shitty rock.
Do they have a limit of bands that they could put in?
Or what's the reason for that getting in?
Have you ever been there?
Of course not.
You've never been anywhere.
It's a finite building.
It's a pretty big museum, but not very big.
It's not the Met.
It's not the Natural History Museum.
It's just like two floors, I think.
And both of them are the size of like a Chuck E. Cheese.
And it's so gay.
It just has like prince's pants.
It's the same as the lobby of the Hard Rock Cafe.
Here's a guitar pick that Finn Lizzie used.
Okay.
So garbage, in other words.
This is their garbage.
Used pants And an old plastic pick.
Like, how about the losers who pay big money for that kind of shit?
I have Joe Walsh's bass.
He played bass, you know.
Okay.
I have Paul McCartney.
He bought a SG, a Gibson SG, and he signed it.
And it's framed on my wall.
What?
No.
I disagree with you.
There's a whole punk section, too, in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
The only problem is it's in a place called Cleveland, which I'm sorry to our Cleveland viewers, but your town is hard to love.
Biggie Smalls.
Biggie Smalls?
One of the 2020 inductees.
Little Richard should be there.
He was a progenitor of rock and roll by all means.
True rock and roll.
Yeah, he also sort of invented showmanship in many ways.
I mean, you wouldn't have Mick Jagger prancing around if it wasn't for Little Richard.
But fucking Biggie Smalls, that's a different type of music.
America is obsessed with appeasing blacks.
We're going to get into this later, where they are more concerned with hurt feelings of blacks than they are with raped kids.
It's very near and dear to the black American's heart, who is in, if they're their representation in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
So this could have prevented protests and outrage.
So I think it kind of makes sense.
So what?
Let them protest.
I am banned because a rumor started that I might be racist.
I'm totally canceled.
Pedophiles, that's not an issue.
They do drag queen story hour.
They keep getting caught fucking kids, these drag queen story hour types, several times, different ones.
And they're like, well, it's not that bad.
At least there's no angry Negroes.
I'm not even exaggerating.
Let's get to today's book, When Harry Became Sally by Ryan T. Anderson.
Are you supposed to say T every time you say his name?
That ticks me off.
Am I supposed to do that?
I'm just saying Ryan Anderson.
I understand you want to be able, you want to be Google-able, but as far as talking about your book, I'm not saying Ryan T. Anderson.
Ryan K. Rivera.
That's fucking lame.
Kermit T. Frog here.
Paul Joseph Watson.
Somehow I gave him a pass.
I don't know why.
Maybe because I have a crush on him.
But Jordan B. Peterson, he used to prefer that, right?
Yeah, he gave that up.
Emma McInnis.
That doesn't roll off the tongue.
Speaking of faggots, this book is about the trans movement.
And Ryan T. Anderson is a fucking genius.
I just used to T. He's high T, high IQ.
He's a Catholic intellectual.
And this book, it's not the way I would write, because I just say they're mentally ill faggots.
Anyway, next.
But this is a very sober and calm, everyone who's pro-trans should read this book.
And if your sister is talking her bullshit and you guys still have a semblance of a friendship, a relationship, I would pay her $100 to read this.
You can never, the old days of giving liberals books and saying, okay, read this and get back to me, those days are gone.
So you've got to pay them.
I offered one of the guys who co-founded, what was it, Vox?
I offered him $1,000 to read any Ann Coulter book because he was calling her the worst cunt of all, of humankind.
I was like, just read one of her books, please.
I'll pay you.
So offer your sister $100 to read this.
And it's very metered and comic.
It kind of reads like a smart priest wrote it.
And he just goes through all the things like, I get what you're saying.
You don't feel comfortable in your body.
But it's kind of radical in the sense that he sort of implies, be a fucking freak.
Like back when I was young, if you felt weird in your body, you had blue cone spikes and a jacket covered in studs and 14 hole Dr. Martins and like paint all over your fucking face.
Like you could be a weirdo.
You don't have to do anything biological to yourself.
Get a tattoo.
Get a nose piercing.
You can be a total and utter freak.
But hey, don't chop your tits off.
I can't believe this is radical.
I'm canceled for my radical beliefs like don't cut your tits off lesbians.
Just eat pussy.
You think you might be a woman as a young boy?
Tell you what, when you turn 18, get some red leather short shorts and dance around the West Village for a year, sucking everything that moves.
Then get back to me.
So in this, he talks about hormone blockers, the permanent damage they do.
And he also has a whole chapter devoted to people who sort of fell into this brainwashing, did the operation, and regret it.
And they don't just like want to turn back.
The thing they really regret is they thought it would solve all their problems.
I mean, you've heard this million times.
This is why their suicide rate is so high.
They feel suicidal.
They feel depressed.
They go, it must be because I have a dick and I'm born a woman because I'm gay.
Cut the dick off.
I'm still depressed.
What the fuck?
And now I have this stinky hole that grows internal hairs and gets hairballs wedged up my vagina.
So he's a very pro-straight guy.
He's not pro-gay.
His first book was in defense of straight marriage and how marriage is made for heterosexuals.
So that is his bag.
But one angle I got from this book is like, be a fag.
Go nuts.
You're not a woman.
You're a homo.
That was the working title for the book.
Be a fag, go nuts.
But he didn't like how it matched a G with a G. Be a fag, go like duck tail.
Yeah.
So he changed it to when Harry became Sally.
But I'm talking to you here on a human level.
On a human level.
Ryan has some exciting news.
He gave a model an STD.
I believe he gave her, what was it, herpes?
No, this was Louis C.K. Oh, I'm sorry.
Close.
I'm constantly confusing you guys because you're both so smart and funny.
I do like to do a Louis C.K. embrace.
I've always been, I hate his politics.
Oh, speaking of politics, all gas, no breaks, fired.
We hate him now.
He's with Tim Heidecker.
The Proud Boy shit is going to be used against them.
He's a cunt.
He's a pussy.
Shitty politics.
Fuck you.
And he's probably going to have Vic Berger edit all the Proud Boys interviews that Andrew did.
He joined the dark side.
He joined the pussy side.
Sorry, he don't like you anymore.
I'm burning my shirt.
Any his.
It's sad to see that guy go.
But yeah, sorry, back to politics.
I know I wouldn't like Louis C.K.'s politics.
Eric Warheim is a fucking perv.
Look at these fucking seedy, schmarthy fuckers.
Everyone's worried about me.
I like Eric Warheim, but his sexual proclivities make Matt Goetz' accusations look quaint.
But anyway, back to politics.
So Louis C.K., we obviously hate his politics, whatever.
He's not dogmatic about it, though, most of the time.
But as far as his crimes go, I feel nothing.
You ask someone if you could beat off, I think that's weird.
I don't get it, but it's sex.
Sex is weird.
It's elusive.
If that turns you on, then it's none of my fucking beeswax.
The fact that he lost $30 million because of that, and we've got losers like Penis C.K. doing shit is unfair.
And giving someone STDs?
That's not a crime.
I'm sure I've done it a million times.
I've definitely had every STD on earth back in my Montreal days.
Emails reveal Louis C.K. may have given Sarma.
I don't know who that is.
She's very hot, though.
That's crazy hot.
What would you say she is?
She's just like a typical hottie.
She's like a 7.6.
7.5.
But he definitely...
She's a model.
He definitely went fucked upwards in that exchange.
Although he does look pretty good in that picture.
I think so.
Yeah.
Not this one.
That's not good.
He looks like that water bear.
Water bear.
He looks like that microbe.
Oh, yeah.
Tardigrade.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
He looks like something under your bed.
He looks like he could survive in space.
He looks like he's from that area where you can't get your broom to.
He's all lint.
He looks like the broom when you finally could get to it.
What does this say?
Hey, I understand you're pissed off.
Why would you put that in an email?
But zoom out.
I can't read shit.
Okay, down here.
There we go.
I understand you're upset.
This kind of shit is tough.
I never told you I was clean.
I told you I may or may not have given this to you.
I'm sorry.
He knows all this is going to be public one day.
You can tell by the way it's written.
We all share the current human bloodstream, which includes this kind of stuff.
I should have worn a condom.
You should have made me.
We should have a lot of things.
We are human.
Our generation has this stuff.
So what was it?
I don't know.
I feel like it's something permanent.
If it was syphilis, it wouldn't be an army.
Syphilis is nothing.
This is why I'm so anti-condom.
Syphilis is nothing.
Gonorrhea is nothing.
Crabs are nothing.
Chlamydia is nothing.
Those are all either shampoo or fucking antibiotics.
The only bad one is herpes.
And herpes, you get a bad outbreak, then you get another bad one six months later.
And then the time between them keeps doubling.
So you have one one year, then you have another one two years, then you have another one four years, and then you get them like every 10 years.
Now, you get a little cold sore here when you're really stressed out.
They'll suck, but they're not as bad as a hemorrhoid or a canker or other shitty stuff in your life.
So condom shmanams, just pull out and jizz on her butt.
And don't tell me that you can't do that.
And don't talk to me about pre-come.
You take it out and you jerk it for a bit, and then you just pearl necklace her.
Yes.
That's what you do.
And well, I don't want to get STDs.
Yeah, don't fuck skanks.
That's how he got this STD.
He fucked skanks.
And when I was in Montreal, I was fucking skanks.
And I have herpes.
I haven't had an outbreak in years, but I've had herpes, chlamydia, gonorrhea, venereal warts.
I had venereal warts, but we would blast them with liquid nitrogen.
I'm fine.
They're gone.
You've offended Italians.
They're all curable.
That's the thing.
Herpes is the only incurable one.
That and babies.
But I want to see what STD it is.
I know.
Oh, the next grenade will be inoculated.
I know there's a cure for venereal warts.
I bet he gave her venereal warts.
For our chemistry in exchange.
And wonders if anyone is clean.
I've been told the same thing that there's no good tests for guys and even that condoms don't stop shit.
That's true.
Because if she has venereal warts.
You're on her labia, right?
When you go in, there's always that space where the condom doesn't go right to the base.
So it goes around the bottom, especially if you're well-hung like me.
The lips go around the bottom and they touch the actual dinkle-doodle.
Chillo, you've got a bass.
I think you're right, though.
It's the worts.
Yeah.
He's writing a PR release, by the way, when he's emailing her.
Yeah, isn't that weird?
That's a phenomenon that's happening right now, that people are talking through the people they're talking to and speaking to the world.
Yeah.
We were just watching a sovereign citizen.
His hands were 10 and 2 on the thing, and he was like, my name is Mibe.
I am a sovereign citizen.
I am just traveling.
And then we thought how funny it would be if Mitch Hedberg was a sovereign citizen.
I am just traveling.
I'm a citizen.
What nationality are you?
A U.S. citizen cannot enforce laws.
But you could tell the cop who was talking to him was well aware he was being recorded, and he was well aware other sovereign citizens are going to see this.
So he was like doing a PSA for his district and for cops in general through this guy, through his fucking phone, and into our ears.
So a lot of the times when you're hearing shit these days, it's PSAs.
When I text and stuff, I'm well aware the feds are checking my phone.
So I say things to them.
Same with emails.
Thank you very much for your message.
I strongly disagree.
However, I understand that you...
Roger Stone is not like that.
Roger Stone's just like, go fuck yourself.
I will kill your dog.
You're a faggot.
Still, even after all these court cases.
Dude, it makes a really fun court.
Oh, my God.
We were in court listening to like, I mean, then Mr. Stone said, and it was some bonkers shit, and I was like, this is awesome.
You'll be like, I don't know about this woman.
I think she's not trustworthy.
She's a fucking whore.
She needs her kids' tits cut off and thrown on the road.
Okay, so you're not a fan.
I'm leaving you guys' rights on camera.
That's 2000.
And it will be on eight or nine cameras at this point.
Okay?
So I know that you're a rational guy.
You want to be able to present your case.
I've already informed you that this is not the proper venue to make that case, right?
We have the laws that we function by.
You wish to change these things or you wish to subscribe to your own based on your beliefs, but those are not things that get argued.
He burps.
See, that's the PSA.
The cop was talking to us.
He was not relevant.
So we don't know what SCD he has?
I haven't really tried to dig for it.
Go to the top.
Say here.
Let's see.
Vaginas.
Top of vaginas.
Topity top.
Topity.
No, not the top.
This is one article.
Yeah, I know them.
And then this is the other one.
Okay, I'm looking for the opening paragraph of the one where he looks hot.
I don't think the article exists.
Series of emails.
Emails are part of a trove of documents, blah, blah, blah.
Sexual text messages.
Ooh.
Whoa, we fell under fraudster restaurant tour.
So she's kind of a polarized, polarizing figure, too, huh?
Oh, okay.
That's nice.
I didn't know that.
I couldn't care less.
I just want to know what the STD is.
An STD.
Yeah.
Ah, fuck.
Let's see the sex messages.
Did you say you could read one and you felt bad?
No, that email thing that I felt weird reading it.
Because it was like...
I want to hear how Louis C.K. Talks Dirty.
We all seriously.
I can't really imagine it.
The one flirt is this one.
My brain has thoughts about you in it.
Somewhere between 27 and 93 and a half.
And that's kind of cringe.
Or it's cute.
Yeah.
I think it's cringe, but it's okay.
No, I want like, I want to eat your ass.
Your ass is very edible.
I was listening to Jodi Arias.
You know, the woman who stabbed her boyfriend to death?
They played her sexts in the courtroom.
And he's like, you're listening to a dead man have phone sex in the courtroom.
And he's like, I'm not really a toss your salad kind of guy, but your ass is just like so perfect.
You're the ultimate slut in bed.
They played out the messages.
You could hear them.
And then they play them masturbating in the courtroom.
And you hear her like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
And the families are there.
They're all just kind of going, what the f- That is so creepy.
Yeah, it's bizarre.
Whoa, confused.
Aries cannot offer explanation as to why Alexander wanted her to wear boys' Spider-Man underwear while they had sex.
Okay.
It all comes out in the wash.
My God, how uncomfortable.
And then they finally showed the body cam footage of George Floyd in the Chauvin trial.
I just saw something about that.
On Shizmobbin, actually.
Yeah, that's on my notes.
Don't worry.
We got a lot to do.
A lot to do.
All right, just before we say in this message, you are the ultimate flood of that.
I want to blow enormous loads.
Is there some history behind that?
Is there some history behind that?
Yeah.
I would imagine she's blown him in the past.
Sometimes he would call me that when we were having sex.
What is their nationality?
Jewish, Mexican, or something?
Is that one of those things that made you feel special or how did you feel when I'm talking about audio?
Anyway, let's start the show, dude.
Before we abandon Ryan T. Anderson, when I was looking at that book, when I was reading it, I was like, this is it's got everything in it.
This is all the facts.
This could end this whole stupid trans thing for the world.
They would all wake up.
It's two and two is four right there for you.
And that's never going to happen.
And it just gets frustrating.
Like George Floyd, we know what happened.
We know he OD'd.
America, 99% of the left and a lot of the right thinks that he was asphyxiated.
They closed his throat with their knee.
He couldn't breathe.
He died.
There shouldn't even be a trial, as Chelsea Handler said.
And if he gets innocent, found innocent, riots in the streets.
You know what they should do as a judge?
Come up with something like, guilty, guilty of manslaughter, guilty, 10 years.
And then have some little caveat like, but could be released in nine and a half.
Fine print.
Yeah.
For good behavior, could get out in 9.9 years.
Yeah.
And then once the media's died down, he'd like tiptoes out the back door.
I got out 9.9.
The people that would write would not stick around for those sorts of whispered details, too.
They'd be like, headline.
But then they'd see him on the streets.
Aren't you Derek Chauvin?
All right, so that's all we got for Louie.
But yeah, look at this tweet from Padmar Lakshmi.
She's the one who would, on Top Chef, she'd talk about you can win a subscription to Food and Wine magazine.
She ran a food show, and she pronounced the word food, food.
It was so irritating.
Food and wine, what's food?
If you can't accept your child for who they're telling you they are, then you have no business being a parent.
All right, my son is going to be in the MLB, according to him.
What's your plan B?
He goes, there is no plan B. I'm going to be in the MLB.
I'm going to be in the Mets.
Okay.
So I might as well take him out of school and just work on his arm, hope he doesn't get Tommy John, you know, develop his strengths, just do drills, move to Arizona, right?
That's what he said.
My other boy, my youngest boy, said he's going to be a gamer.
Okay, well, let's get him focused on gaming then and start his adult life as a gamer.
My daughter, I think she wants to be a fashion designer or an artist or something.
Okay.
Let's get you to fucking, what's that fashion school in New York by Cumia Studio?
F-Tech or F-I-T?
Sounds like FIT, right?
Yeah.
Go back, go back.
PSA.
Gender used to describe characteristics that are socially constructed.
Encompasses a range of identities.
Sex, a label Initially assigned by a doctor at birth, sexual orientation, emotional, romantic, or what are you doing?
You cut me off, or sexual attraction to other people.
Okay, we know what those are, but you're wrong about gender.
Go up.
Maybe this is just the core of the mistake.
Gender used to describe characteristics that are socially constructed.
That's just wrong.
That's really what we're disagreeing on.
You say that gender is separate from sex and we don't.
Gender expression, sure, you can make up that word.
I'm fine with that.
Non-binary.
Yeah, yeah, sure.
Have your fucking gay terms.
You're literally gay terms.
Keep going.
Folks taking her point to extreme absurdity are just contributing to transphobia.
What's the matter with transphobia?
Remember how much trouble I got in for saying it's perfectly natural?
It freaks me out.
The operation gives me nightmares.
And if my dad showed up as Jemiah, I would be very fucking scared.
In fact, when my mom has hen nights, the Scots call them, my dad comes downstairs dressed as a woman.
And the women laugh so fucking hard that their mascara stains our carpets.
So it's weird and it's funny.
All right.
My friend recorded this gender dysphoria video, this PSA that they're sending around, and it's pretty bananas.
Maybe to do a green screen about it or something, but here's a little sneak peek.
What is gender?
Now, you will watch a video about gender.
The video is audio described for people who are blind.
This is so annoying, too.
It throws balloons for the blind people.
You're going to take two minutes to talk about gender.
Oh, this has nothing to do with me.
Well, actually, gender does not be.
Look at that monster in the front.
Look at that thing.
It's never a feminine man, too.
It's always a linebacker.
Outside of maybe Blair White, somehow the conservative ones seem to be the most feminine.
But look at that beast.
Like, I don't care how out of shape he is.
If I heard that he was coming to fight me, I'd be like, okay, I cannot be hungover today.
I got to be in good shape.
I got to wake up, have a good breakfast, do some jumping jacks.
This is it.
This is it.
Come on.
You got this.
Don't blackout.
Not to me.
Hold on.
Everyone has a relationship with gender.
Whether you've thought about gender a little or a lot, it has impacted you.
She looks like a cute bear.
She looks like the Charmin bear.
You know the toilet paper bears?
Yes, you know.
She makes me want to wipe my ass.
You are named.
What clothes you wear?
That guy looks like electricity.
Oh my.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, I was going to reference Spider-Man, but jobs you can do.
And you get the point.
Yep, every single person watching this video has been taught about gender from the very beginning.
So stop.
You understand the implication there that women make better nurses and men make better construction workers.
That's probably because women make better nurses and men make better construction workers.
You should have seen the fucking thing at my gym.
They were loading in.
They were loading in.
It looked like septic tanks, but it wasn't.
It was the Con Ed boxes.
40,000 pounds.
Like as big as the studio, cement.
And they're lifting it off of a truck.
I don't know how the truck's tires can handle that.
It was as big as the studio.
It was the foundation of a very, very small home.
And they were lifting it up, putting it in this hole they had dug for it.
That's man's work.
The time-lapse of the German highway repair that we saw.
That was one of the first shows.
Do you know how shitty she'd be at construction?
Stick to toilet paper, Charmin.
She looks like she could do some good destruction.
Brainwashed into thinking that men make better green berets and women are better caregivers.
This turn really bothers.
From birth.
This CeeLo Green style turn she does, it bothers me.
From birth.
We like to define people, right?
So when people are born, society defines them by blacks overact.
It's just a thing.
Listen to the vision of men.
Wait, I have to see that turn again.
It's the most overacted turn that's ever been done in the world.
In history.
In the very beginning, from birth.
We like to define people, right?
So when people are born, the moon walk away to looking at their reproductive organs and labels them male or female.
It's a girl.
Well, actually, it's more complicated than that.
No.
Gender can be broken down into the world.
It might be a lesbian one day.
Odds are one in a hundred it becomes a lesbian.
The majority of people in our world identify as cisgender, sometimes without us even knowing it.
Cis means I identify with the gender I was assigned at birth.
When I was born, hate that I know that.
It's a girl.
And I still identify that.
Hate that I'm familiar with this fucking horse shit.
It's like being astrology.
If someone said to me, yeah, well, that's the thing about Aquariuses, they're obsessed with order, and you knew that, I'd be so mad at your brain.
You're like, how do you know such shit?
Hi, I'm Tamara.
Hi, you're a fag.
So when I was a baby, man holds a blue blanket.
It's a boy.
It is a boy.
Away the blanket.
It's a gay boy.
Man holds a blue blanket.
Careful, you're going to shock that baby, Electricity.
Aww, it's a boy.
Tamara pulls away the blanket, revealing a pink one now.
That doesn't infuriate you.
It infuriates me.
Okay, go ahead.
Takes away the blue blanket to show a pink one.
I'm a trans woman.
For the blind, for the two blind people.
You're not even a weird gay.
You're like the most normal gay.
I don't know what's going on with your tits, but you're just a normal gay.
And by the way, if we're talking about weirdos, why are they including normal people?
Hi, I'm a white male who was born cis, and I'm not trans or gay.
Okay.
Bye.
You're not confusing anybody.
Well, you don't know if they're straight yet.
I actually did learn something from this, so that's the gender, but the sexuality.
So this is the cis man.
I've discussed this eight seconds ago with Padmar Lakshmi, Ryan.
But he's not straight.
You assumed that.
So you can't assume sexuality.
I'm gay.
Hi, I'm Bailey.
People surround Bailey with pink.
And I'm also a man, even though I was assigned female at birth.
People tear away pink to reveal blue.
No, you're not.
You're a woman who took so many fucking drugs that hairs came out of your chin.
Oh my god, look at the deranged homosexual in the background with the ribbon on his head.
Oh, wow.
Oh, that thing.
Oh my god.
That's coming up.
Fred Armison will be speaking soon.
Imagine you hire a babysitter or a new nanny and that shows up.
Hi, I'm here to take care of your children.
We actually, our dinner reservations got canceled.
The restaurant exploded.
So go back to that lesbian freak.
That thing's name is C. What the fuck have you done to yourself?
Her poor parents.
She cut her tits off, too.
I'll tear away pink to reveal a trans man.
Hi, I'm C. Okay, now these two, this is common.
This is probably 90% of the trans movement.
And it is boring normies who have nothing to offer, no color.
And instead of accepting that, maybe trying to inject their own color, they just assume a new identity.
I'm not boring.
I'm a freak.
I'm like a new kind of gender.
Now all of a sudden I'm interesting.
No, you got to earn your interestingness.
You got to have a shitty job.
You got to work in sanitation.
You got to travel.
You have to have suffered.
It's grit that makes you interesting.
It's experience that makes you interesting.
Go do a cop ride along.
Go work on the railroads.
Go fucking hitchhike in Afghanistan.
Actually, I'd love it if you would hitchhike in Taliban-occupied territory.
Maybe you can teach them about trends while you're there.
But go experience life.
You can't just go, I'm interesting because I fucking shaved my head.
Do a trust fall in Syria.
I made up some terms.
You don't even know how to make spaghetti.
You haven't lived.
I don't know what happened with my voice there.
You haven't?
Look at that freak.
I'm C. That's the linebacker I was talking about.
Look at this weird, chubby lesbian.
How come they're never normal men?
These look like trailer park pedophiles.
Fucking trailer park pedophiles.
Trans man.
Hi, I'm C. Hi, I'm C. See, if that guy with the beard was your buddy, he'd be known in the group as the most ladylike dude in the history of dudes.
You'd probably call him Lady.
That would be his nickname.
Yeah, we're going to go to the driver's lady's going to be there.
A bunch of guys.
Female at first.
Hi, I'm a normal dude.
I like motorcycles, and if you fart and you don't say safety, I'll beat the shit out of you until you can name five breakfast cereals.
I love looking at chicks, and I love fingering them.
I used to say smelling the ass is a poor man's Viagra because you get so disgusted with yourself for getting a bone.
Well, I don't get a boner.
I have a vagina.
But besides that, I'm a total dude.
I'm C. Hi, I'm Lindsay.
Hi, I'm Bill Maher.
And you're non-binary.
Hey, new rule.
Gender.
For me, that means I don't identify as either a woman or a man.
I'm just a boring chick.
I'm a gay.
You're a gay.
There's already a category for you.
And for me, that means I don't identify with a gender at all.
Lindsay tossed me.
You're a chick.
You're a boring chick who has no life experience, zero grit, zero to offer.
You're just a girl.
Your tattoo doesn't make you interesting, and lying doesn't make you interesting.
And hey, gay nerd that doesn't get invited to any fun gay parties, you're just a boring faggot.
Lindsay tosses balloons.
Okay, but I'm confused.
I mean, what should be gender and sexuality?
So is everybody in this video?
Sexuality.
Oh, I know.
Sexuality is about who you're attracted to.
Yes.
So are you gay?
Nope.
Gender and sexuality are both part of our identities, but they're kind of...
I love that they're such experts, too.
You see the way that guy said, yep.
All right, that's enough of that video.
I've had enough.
Yep.
You're getting it now.
You're getting our made-up science that we just pulled out of our asses.
All right, fun.
It's about time.
It's now taught in schools.
Feud.
Barstool was just defending themselves against Michael Rappaport because he tried to sue them for defamation.
Defamation.
Now, let me tell you about Michael Rappaport.
He moved to L.A. when he was 19.
He lived in New York for 20 years.
I've lived in New York for 21 years.
I am more of a New Yorker than him.
He is a fucking poser.
Also, when you move somewhere when you're 19 and you're now whatever the fuck he is, 50, your accent doesn't follow you for 30 years, especially at that young age.
So his tough guy, Brooklyn, Beastie Boys accent with his Yankees hat on.
It's all an affectation.
It's like Shane McGowan's Irish accent.
It's fake.
You're an LA dude.
Your daddy bought you a career.
He ran a comedy club.
He put you on stage.
He got you gigs.
He got you movies.
And now you play this tough guy New Yorker who handles conflict the way everyone in LA does.
They just call their lawyers.
You sick your Jews on them.
So you're a fucking LA cheeseball through and through.
Anyway, he was having a back and forth with Dave Rapp with Dave Portnoy.
And Dave Portnoy ate the lawyers alive in the, what do you call these things again?
Deposition?
Deposition.
Ate them alive.
Look, he's not even wearing a suit.
This reminds me, by the way, of our appeal thing, which we should make free on the site, where the judges got Max and John confused.
These guys didn't even understand the timeline.
They're like, wait a minute, you made a shirt of Michael Rappaport being a douche.
You should probably look up the shirt.
I don't know what the shirt looked like.
Looked like.
But what was it again?
Michael Rappaport.
The guy we've been talking about?
His shirt?
Shirt barstool.
So I guess his lawyers thought that the shirt came out of nowhere?
Yeah, that was it.
He's a clown.
Oh, and he had a big herpetic sore in his chin once.
Oh, yeah.
So they exaggerate that.
Yeah, why are you going out getting photographed with a herpetic sore bleeding out of his chest?
That looks like the most unwell man.
What are you doing, dude?
I don't know, dude.
He just yells, right?
Fucking slime ball piece of shit, fucking mook.
He's one of these loudest, funny guys.
He's got his rocky hat with his sweatshirt.
That's such like a 90s New York thing.
The sweatshirt with the blazer.
He's such a fucking flake poser pussy.
He's like Robert De Niro.
Hey, I'm a tough guy.
You know, my dad was a gay poet and I went to drama school my whole life and hung out with artists.
You know, like all the tough guys.
I'm a wise guy.
No, you played one on TV.
The people in general hospital are not doctors.
So go to the, well, first there's the judge tossing it, right?
Tossing the salad.
Like Jodi Arris's butthole.
Call me pussy repaports.
No, that's not it.
That's not it.
It says, judge tosses it 1-1.
Yep, that is the link.
Judge tosses Michael Rappaport's defamation suit against Barstool Sports.
And then you can watch when it happened exactly at the deposition where Porter had to explain to Rappaport's lawyers, no, the clown face was a reaction to him constantly attacking us and defaming me.
How are you going to talk about defamation when I'm just fighting back?
Call me pussy repeatedly and then made pictures of himself having sex with me from behind.
That's when I put the shirt on sale.
So it's the exact opposite of what you insinuated.
I see what you're saying.
Okay.
That went well.
I love that guy.
Call me pussy repeatedly.
He keeps getting better.
And I love how he's so unapologetic about everything.
That's why people hate Barstool Sports.
Look at Rap's lawyer.
Barstool Sports is just dudes.
Saturdays are for the bros.
And people don't like the bros.
That's why Proud Boys got in so much trouble because they dared be pro-bro.
And I was raised that way too.
In the 80s, it was very like Square Pegs was a big show.
And you're supposed to be the underdog, the nerd ducky from 16 Candles, played by the two and a half men dude.
It was all the jocks suck and school spirits lame and cheerleaders are dumb bitches.
And we were raised to think that way.
And then I got to meet mainstream dudes and they're fucking great guys.
They're just like my old punk friends, but without mohawks.
Here's a great example of this.
Check out this montage of barstool bros golfing.
And ladies, this is what you're missing when you extinguish masculinity.
This is all we're trying to do.
Welcome, everyone.
Ray Whitney, my long-lost cousin, and Mike Commodore.
And let me tell you right now, we're five and one.
We're looking to make it six and one.
Let's go.
Horse looks amazing.
My clap wasn't lagging.
I could watch it.
This hole sucks, fucking joke.
You missed me.
Yes.
Fuck yourself, Ryan.
Matrix, Matrix.
I'm alive.
I'm alive.
I'm alive.
I know he ain't fucking making it.
It's insulting.
Insulting?
A thousand points.
You'd think they'd be giving that one up.
Can you hold the branch?
No, it's illegal.
Hey, if that's okay, Biz, I'm just going to get somebody to chop this tree down before I get it.
You got a Canadian.
No, I didn't touch it.
Anytime, anytime.
Wow.
Look at that shot.
Oh, Margo.
That's funny.
That gives me a boner.
I'm gay for men minus the sex.
There's this cool app you can get.
I think it's like 500 bucks, though.
Some guy at the driving range told me about it, or I asked him what he had on his thing.
And it's a little thing that you put your phone in and you hit the ball and it traces the ball just like that thing we just saw with the neon.
It traces your ball.
It tells you exactly how fast your ball was going and exactly how far it went.
500 bucks seems a little rich, though.
Yeah, damn.
Damn.
That's stupid money.
Remember when Rapper Paul got bitched out by that dude?
He tried to interview him and then he was like, no, shut up.
He was like, oh, he just told me to.
Oh, yeah, no, he put his arm around a basketball player.
And he's like, yo, what would you do if I told you that this was bullshitting with the flat threads, yo?
Yeah.
And he was like, fuck off.
Yeah.
Faggot.
Oh, I'll throw them hands.
He's like, he just said he would throw hands.
He's this guy.
He loves to joke around.
He's basically the office guy.
Michael Michael Scott?
Michael Scott.
He thinks that people like him.
Kevin Durant DM'd him, calling him a bitch and a faggot or something.
And then Rappaport puts that out and tattles on him to get him in trouble.
He's like, look at these DMs.
You're fucking...
Well, let me see what he said.
Let's see.
This really kills the momentum.
Loading, loading.
No, I don't care about DMs, Ryan.
I want to see the video.
Oh, that's a separate thing.
Now he's doing this.
So that was the old one where he would put his arm over him and he was like, I don't like you.
And now, you know, KD, one of the best, Kevin Durant, one of the best players out there right now, he told him he's a pasty, cum guzzling bitch.
And yada yada.
Uses some language, but it's a DM.
Cocksucker, yada yada.
He's fussy to go and make that.
And he fucking tattles on it.
Oh, now he wants to sue him.
Oh, you couldn't talk porn.
No, defamation of character.
All right.
Yeah.
But I want to see the video.
Find it now.
And while you find it, I will talk about Matt Getz.
So the allegation is that he was fucking a 17-year-old.
I think he's telling the truth when he says that's not true.
And the FBI came to me and came to my father and said, give me 25 million or I'm going to make this public.
Now, the thing I don't get about that kind of extortion is, am I stupid?
How do you get 25 million?
I know my bank would just say no.
And then my accountants would go, where's the 20, not that I have 25 million or maybe I do.
But the accounts are going to go, where's the 25 Million.
Oh, I had to pay an extortionist.
Well, how do we write that off?
Like, I don't understand.
I understand that you could scrape, go to your bank and maybe get 10K, but how do you get 25 million?
A wire transfer?
How does it work?
Anyway, you haven't fucking found it yet?
What are you doing?
Because I don't know the basketball player's name.
So you're looking in your email?
Yeah, because we would definitely have that specific link in our email.
So here's how you do your job, Ryan.
You go Rapaport Awkward Basketball in videos.
Going through old emails, that's embarrassing.
This is what has come up.
Wait.
Did you spell Rapaport correctly?
Correct.
Okay.
So maybe Rapaport Awkward.
Throw hands.
Yeah, I'm thinking there's a lot of things that I could do to try to get it, but I also thought the quickest way would be to go to our emails where we've shown it before.
And we've only covered Rapaport about three times, so I figured that was the smartest.
I don't know if we've shown it before.
Yeah.
Oh, yes.
Oh, yes.
All right.
So anyway, back to Getz.
So he, so they call the FBI immediately after this.
And the FBI says, well, wire up and get more details.
Get him to say how you're going to get him to 25 million, make a meeting spot, talk to him.
And he said, okay, and he wore a wire.
And then the left, especially Amy Siskin, that fucking see you next Tuesday, says, oh, your daddy says it's fine.
Well, no, that's not what he's saying.
He's saying this is an FBI investigation.
It's extortion.
And my dad is part of it.
He wore a wire.
No, you're lying.
I mean, Hunter Biden, nothing.
Did you get it in the email?
No, no, no.
I don't think we've covered this before.
I remember doing, yeah, yeah.
With the basketball.
Absolutely.
You don't remember episodes that you're in, like, from that day.
But I do remember you just started defining gender and sex after fucking Padma had just done it like eight minutes earlier.
Rappapore.
Rapapore basketball game?
It was at a basketball game, right?
Throw hands.
Maybe he got his lawyers to shut it all down.
It really was a brutally awkward moment.
It was severely awkward.
I'll keep looking for it.
But this Getz guy, Gates, I think it's pronounced.
I think it's Getz.
You don't watch the news.
Why would you know more about a pronunciation than me?
I don't know.
It's Matt Goetz.
Don't correct things on the show when you're wrong.
I've heard it both ways, but Gates, I've heard more.
On what?
Tim Poole, other shows.
Anyway, let's get the sh momentum going here.
I'm getting annoyed.
1-4.
The left has made up their minds.
Great, now I'm in a bad mood.
Gates, under fire tonight and on the defensive as the Department of Justice investigates his conduct with a 17-year-old girl.
It is a horrible allegation and it is a lie.
Gates 38 has not been true, but investigators have been scrutinizing him.
He paid for the girl's travel over state lines or provided anything of value in exchange for sex.
Potential violations of federal sex trafficking laws.
The person doesn't exist.
I have not had a relationship with a 17-year-old.
That is totally false.
Gates said allegations of impropriety were an attempt to criminalize his, quote, generosity to ex-girlfriends.
He also claims the accusations are part of a multi-million dollar extortion scheme.
Matt Gates is a great man, a great gentleman, in the future he has.
I don't know about Gates, a staunch conservative, is among former President Trump's most vocal and visible defenders.
Who are the left's biggest enemies right now?
Matt Gates and Ron DeSantis.
Who are commonly discussed as the most eligible next presidents after the Biden debacle, besides Kamala?
Gates and DeSantis.
So they become the targets.
You see, this is never about truth.
It's all about political strategy.
Hims of widespread voter fraud and defending him after the January 6th Capitol riot.
President Trump explicitly called for demonstrations and protests to be peaceful.
Gates is also linked to Joel Greenberg, seen here along with Trump ally Roger Stone.
Greenberg was indicted last summer for sex trafficking.
Today, House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy said Gates could lose his position on the Judiciary Committee if the allegations prove true.
Mr. Gates denies the story, but I look forward to talking to Mr. Gates.
I haven't heard anything from him.
No, not in this day and age.
It's guilty till proven innocent, which brings us to Chauvin, who's guilty.
Oh, by the way, we didn't talk about the post yet.
They didn't even call.
Remember that Asian girl who got beat up by that guy?
Right.
They didn't even call 911.
And the guy who did it killed his own mom.
He just got out of jail for killing his own mom.
What?
I found this cringey thing here.
I don't know what the hell.
Oh, there it is.
Coutinho mobile.
But it was just funny as fuck the food.
Please show the clip, my man.
Fuck.
You know what?
I'm sorry.
His stupidity.
I thought a person that would cover this would at least show the clip.
But people go to see videos of a guy.
I think his lawyer has gone nuts erasing the clip.
Here's an interesting article, Sound of Silence.
Lara Trump interviewed Donald Trump, and they cut it from Facebook and Instagram.
He's banned.
And interviewing him is banned.
It's the same with me, by the way.
AOC says that to talk about a border surge is white supremacist terminology.
And then more on our buddy, the kung fu guy.
See, Melissa Chen wrote it.
So because it's an Asian, they can actually show the guy.
And she's like, that Captain Underpants dude was helping them be warriors.
He was cool.
No, that's irrelevant.
And then the new Floyd vid, where the clerk at the store, where he bought a banana, said he seemed wasted.
Why did George Floyd buy a banana?
Potassium.
Nope.
Why?
I'll tell you why, because he was cleaning his dirty 20s, and the cheapest thing in a store is always a banana.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
I had a really unfortunate moment with that where I was having my shoes shined at Chicago Airport.
And I went to give the guy, I think it was 10 bucks.
And I went to give him 20.
And I wanted to give him like a $5 tip, not a $10 tip.
And he goes, I don't have change.
I guess he was hoping for a $10 tip.
And I go, oh, shit.
Well, so I go, there's a little store next door.
We're right by the gate.
I go, can I get change for this $20?
They go, no, you have to buy something.
So I buy a banana that I don't want.
And I get my change.
And then I go and give him $15.
And then I think, I don't want a banana.
And then I go, oh, my God.
And I was like, do you?
You just shined my shoes, boy.
Here's a banana.
So I was like, no, what time is it?
I love these.
It's like at the gym when I said to Larry, if we fight, it's going to be like Godzilla versus King Kong.
But I'm King Kong.
I'll be King Kong.
Right.
Wow.
These are great saves.
Oh, that's scary.
That makes my adrenaline go up, my face get hot.
I was even thinking of making those mistakes.
That makes my care not budge an iota.
There's the most mustache-less person in America.
I saw people yelling and screaming.
Christopher Martin of Cole play?
He looks like shit these days.
Derek with his knee on George's neck.
Floyd was there.
I just wanted to see Neck Nuts.
So they're not showing him acting nuts on normal news.
I've seen pictures of him dancing around.
Yeah, they've cut out that part.
What's wrong with you?
Go to 1-6.
That's the body cam coming up.
Oh, yeah, this was a good series of tweets from this dude, Will Chamberlain.
You know what?
I was told to stay away from Will Chamberlain.
I was like, he seems like a spy.
I've seen him hang around with liberals.
And I've learned in my old age, when people say shit like that, go meet the person and just smell them.
We have pheromones.
Suss them out.
As someone who's been constantly lied about and misunderstood, I've learned to judge people on my own.
Thank you.
So I might hear bad things about him.
If I hear things like he raped a chick, then I'll go, Will, is it true you raped a chick?
I would get that out of the way.
But as far as like, eh, he's a bad dude, I'm not trusting your instincts.
I'll trust my own, thank you.
True.
And I got a really weird vibe off him.
No, I'm just kidding.
I had him on the show once.
I think he might be the guy.
It was either him or Scott Greer, where I was in the bathroom at CRTV.
And I said, I was frustrated that we didn't get along on the panel.
It's usually best to get a beer with a guest before or after you do a show with them.
And I said, you want to do a little toot and Magoot?
I happen to have some hanging around.
And he goes, sure, yeah.
And then I come back into the production studio.
And the producer is bawling her eyes up.
And I go, are you okay?
And she goes, your fucking microson, you imbecile.
She goes, I don't want this show to get canceled.
I don't want you to get fired.
Why do you do stupid shit like that?
It's like, don't cry.
I go, I'm getting fired inevitably.
It's only a question of when.
And then sure enough, about six months later, I was let go.
But go back to his tweets there.
That's a good take on the normal recording artist.
He's got a way deeper voice than I thought he would.
He sounds like John Hamm from that.
He's a massive cultural victory in and of itself.
Also, it's just awesome to see the left get annoyed by that.
It's just awesome to see the left get jarring to someone.
Gavin isn't here right now.
Watching the Chauvin trial and they're showing the police body cam footage, I've never watched it before.
After watching it, I don't know how you could rule out the idea that Floyd just simply died of an overdose.
And that's crucial.
Rule out the idea beyond a reasonable doubt.
So the only way you can prosecute Chauvin is if you are positive that he murdered the man.
If there's any doubt, it's out.
The glove don't fit.
You must acquit.
From the moment police approached Floyd in his car, he was freaking out, looking like he was having a panic attack.
He was resisting arrest, constantly jerking around, refusing to get in the squad car.
Then when he's in the squad car, Ryan, if you look at your preview, you can see what I can see.
Without anyone constraining his chest or neck, you can hear him saying, I can't breathe.
And it just looked like he was in a world of pain from the moment he was handcuffed.
You don't have to spend any time justifying Chauvin's actions to realize that the state is going to have a really hard time proving causation beyond a reasonable doubt.
Pretty sure the cops called an ambulance.
That should have ruled out murder.
And here's a fun game.
In the War on Truth, the New York Times has begun doxing the jurors of this trial.
That's pretty bad.
The 12 jury members and two alternates in the Derek Schoman trial remain anonymous, and their faces can't be shown on camera.
Here's what we do know about them.
Okay, let's look up the writer of this.
Click on that.
I wonder if it's...
That's our screenshot.
Okay, I'll have to look that up.
I wonder if it's, it wouldn't be our Alan Foyer.
No, he's focused on Proud Boys now.
I think Alan Foyer is coming to terms with the fact that he's been pursuing a dead end for the past five years.
He's been on a Proud Boys wild goose chase.
And now he's contacting me about documents, still clinging to the possibility that I orchestrated the whole thing.
They said they spoke to a Proud Boys leader about tactics.
Was that you?
No, dude.
You wasted.
You thought...
This is Al Capone's tomb, Geraldo.
You fucked up.
But Rufio, Ethan Nordine, he ordered a walkie-talkie.
He had flash bombs at the house.
Okay.
It didn't come up?
Did you put the headline in quotes?
What are you doing, Ryan?
What did you type in?
Jurors and jury.
No, Ryan, you had the headline in the screen grab.
So you just type out that headline in quotes and it will come up.
That's not the headline.
Go down.
Wow.
Who are the jurors in the Derek Chauvin trial?
You put that question in quotes and the article will come up.
This is welcome to Ryan's on-the-job training.
Learning how to do his job day by day, slowly but surely.
Torturing us all.
Try it without quotes, put a question mark at the end, and then put NYT.
So completely different thing from what you said that would work?
Yeah, completely different.
Wildly different.
With wildly different results.
Miles away.
If it has wildly different results, I think it's completely different.
Oh, what do you know?
We got there with a minor tweak.
But I want to see who wrote this.
It's always, look at that.
It's always more than one person.
Let's look up Shila Dewan.
I'm guessing that she is of black ethnicity.
I bet they both are.
So she clearly has a fucking agenda.
And that is to browbeat the jurors into finding a guilty plea.
Oh, no.
She's Indian, East Indian.
Not hideous.
She obviously doesn't care about how she looks, but if she tried, she could be something.
And then who's the other one?
She's one of these Indian aristocrats who grew up rich and wants to be a woman of the people now.
Always one of these pussies.
Huh.
Sad, isn't it?
That's not what I would have predicted.
Anyway, 1-8, you can see the jurors also, sorry, the witnesses are also trying to influence the trial by totally hamming it up in the most embarrassing possible way.
Look at this pussy bawling his eyes out.
Blacking.
Mr. McGunn, take a minute.
Was he your dad?
Were you fucking George Floyd at the time?
Nice glasses, weirdo.
This is common, by the way.
I've seen many witnesses bawl their eyes up.
I'm not sure if there's water as well.
If you need a stretcher, let me know and we can take a break.
Do you want an IV drip?
This broke me.
May I approach, Your Honor?
Is he getting a colonoscopy without being put under?
Thank you.
Thank you.
Why do you need water when you're crying?
Are you dehydrated from all the tears that came out?
You gotta recharge.
Did that water bottle represent the volume of tears that he's lost?
And do you really need to replenish them that fast?
Speaking of blackding, I thought this was a fun clip.
And I have a crazy theory that is going to make you want to cancel your subscription to the show because you're going to think I'm mentally ill.
She's falling.
She's falling.
What the fuck?
What the fuck is that?
What the fuck are you doing, dude?
Let her go.
Let her go, dude.
How can you cuff her?
Like, no, like physically.
Fuck.
Yeah, put cuffs on her.
I thought she was a dude, because when she was swimming, they called her Bob.
Get it?
Yes.
Look at this.
Whoa, help!
I'm falling!
Oh!
The amount of flailing and the lack of limbs is like really...
Yeah, it's disproportionate.
It's what did they say?
It's inversely proportional.
Sure is.
Her ability to flail is inversely proportional to her abilities to have limbs.
Anyway, you want to hear my crazy theory?
Yes.
You ready for this one?
I think that might be Satan.
I thought you were going to say animatronic.
If you're going to come here, you want to torture us, you would take the most oppressed conceivable person, and you can't get much more oppressed than a brutally handicapped black woman, right?
I mean, unless she's a lesbian, but she's not.
And when I just saw this, I thought, oh, she's some weird gimp ham.
But, meaning hamming it up.
But then I go, wait a minute.
I've been in this game so long, I'm starting to recognize people.
Guess who that is?
Who?
2-0.
Armed protester shot dead helping quadruple amputee girlfriend.
This girl got in there.
This is also Texas.
Now, I remember this.
Yeah.
Everything you've seen is in Texas.
So she's this Texas kid.
And this car drives in.
She, I don't know what she did.
Did she ham it up?
Did she say, go get him?
He almost killed me.
Are you just going to sit there?
So he runs at the guy in the truck with his armed rifle.
Armed rifle.
Right.
Armed with a rifle.
And someone comes up to your car pointing a gun at you.
You got to shoot him.
So he shot him dead.
And remember when this came up, we were like, that's your fiancé?
Dude, I don't know how ugly you are or how small your dick is, but trust me, you can do better than a quadruple amputee.
Everyone can.
Why can't my friends find dates when a quadruple amputee has no problem getting them?
fairly handsome guy.
So he died.
She was there.
Now, I don't have proof, but I'm guessing she egged him on.
She pushed him there.
And then here she is, still protesting, wriggling around out of her chair, hamming it up.
Okay, maybe she's not Satan.
Police violently dumped her.
I think if he's hiding anywhere, I think that would be a good vessel.
And I think it would be smart to make someone fall in love with you and then have them kill themselves by attacking an armed.
Like, you don't run up to trucks in Texas.
Anyway, we'll see.
I might be.
Right?
It's got to be her.
How many black quadruple amputees are there in Texas?
She got it from Sepsis.
Who are Satan.
Right.
Yeah, no, that is her.
Of Dallas.
Set from Sepsis.
Lost four of her.
Sepsis?
Isn't that just a really bad infection?
Sounds like a pirate disease, I thought.
From poop.
I remember it has to do something with poop.
I found the rapper pour, by the way.
Oh, good.
Bye to buy.
Unprecedented access with Katino Mobley, who I know wishes he was on the court, despite not playing.
I mean, my man is looking custom suit sharp.
Katino, this is a tough game.
Killer Threes are not playing around.
What do you have to say about this game?
Yo, you're going to be able to get the sounds like you want to put hands on me.
Please, please, man, before I put hands on you.
Did you know Moby just told me he would put hands on me on live TV?
CBS books, biggest.
If it happens, it happens.
Make sure you click that videotape from my lawyers.
Mom, dad, it was great.
Great run when we had it.
It's probably not the first time somebody's told you they want to put hands on.
Did you hear that?
Yes.
Probably not the first time somebody told you they want to put their hands on.
So that's the theme.
He talked about the lawyer, and he was like, he just told me the snitching and the lawyer.
Anything.
If you threaten someone in LA, they go, yeah, well, you better clip the video from my lawyers.
New Yorkers fight.
He's not a New Yorker.
Let's do some Antifa BLM here.
It's already passed an hour.
You're fucking a white man!
You've never experienced that body by your leader!
Fuck you, Dad.
I'd like to call this next clip, what have we done to our women?
Oh my god, this hollering banshee.
So they're having a Black Lives Matter in Austin now in Texas.
It's not going well.
Texans don't like this kind of shit.
Although Austin is very left-wing, even the local Austinites have had enough.
And some guys, his motorcycle's broken down, probably out of gas.
So he's walking it in neutral.
And this hysterical fucking coyote, and she must be five feet tall, is just attacking him with impunity.
This is what we've done.
We've liberated women from the kitchen and turned them into men.
They don't know what to do with their new role as men.
So they're just fighting like a deranged puppy.
What do we want?
He's sitting there back there going, shut the fuck up.
What do we want?
What do we want?
Two more cops get a vacation or pension?
That's fucks.
Look, she's had enough.
So she just starts wailing on him.
Throwing her water bottle at him.
And then this guy's got a steel pipe.
It's never cold enough to wear that much clothes in Austin.
I don't understand.
And look, he's whacking all the plastic off the back of his bike.
And she will not let up.
She just keeps shoving him.
She pours her water on him.
And he can't do anything, right?
He realizes if he fights back, then he's going to be in jail and sued.
So he shoves the other guy with the pole, and she just will not fucking stop.
Now he's hitting him with the pole, with the pipe.
So he's like, maybe I'll just try to scoot, pushing it along.
Yeah, you push it along out of range, park it, and then come back.
And then look, she's killing him.
This is the clincher here.
She just can't get enough of him.
So he leaves.
He's in the parking lot.
She's like, nah, fuck that.
I'm going to get him.
There, that's why I played this video.
That one part there where she runs and starts punching him.
She must weigh 90 pounds.
And look at her.
I'm not taking any shit.
What have we done to our women?
I would be happy if you ripped them from the kitchen and this feminist stuff made their lives a million percent better and they were happy and not trying to fight people that they can't take.
Wait, he made it back up there?
How did that happen?
Is that someone else?
I haven't watched this stuff.
And they blast them with smoke.
Oh, shh, nice.
All right, that's boring.
Here's another example of a liberated woman who doesn't want kids or a home to shape.
And unfortunately, when you do that much smack on the subway, you have soft skin inside your mouth that's easily detached.
And rats love it.
Rats love the protein you get from that skin.
So she's going to wake up.
There he is, just munching away on her inner lip, getting some of the pus from her cold sores, And just chomping away at the meat on the inside of her mouth.
Isn't it great we got them out of the kitchen?
Isn't it a female empowerment fun?
She likes the Wu-Tang clan, yo.
Wu-Tang clan ain't nothing to fuck with.
She loves rap.
In Black Lives Matter news, we have similar reactions from the populace, including blacks, where they've had enough of this shit.
It's been a year.
Everyone gets a year.
Every movement can have a year.
And we wait to see if life improves or if you're satisfied with any of the changes.
Black Lives Matter has raised hundreds of millions of dollars.
They didn't send it to anything but themselves, embezzling, making more dumb groups, having more rallies.
Just like the SPLC spends most of their money raising more money, you spent most of your money having more rallies, demanding more money.
And we've had enough.
We'd like to get to work.
So this guy gets out of his truck, the guy in the red, and he's like, I got to get to work.
Get the fuck out of my way.
This doesn't have anything to do with me.
You see, some of them are doing peace policing.
We learned about that.
Oh, that guy's black.
He doesn't fit the name.
Anyway, you get the idea.
It's a fucking joke.
All right, let's jump to the mailbag.
Let's turn the break together's mailbag.
Let me touch it.
This show started out good.
It's not good now.
What happened?
I don't know.
Hey, Gavin, I'm continuing to listen and watch the Derek Shauvent trial every day.
I just wanted to bring up something real quick that I didn't know before.
Courtney Ross, George Floyd's drug buddy girlfriend, was in George Floyd's phone as mama.
People say George was calling out for his mother before he died, but was he really calling out for Courtney?
Heather.
That's Heather is the woman who wrote the letter.
That's interesting.
And look up Courtney Ross.
She's white.
So while they had the baby mama crying like they were one big happy family, oh, she's like a bulldykey kind of chick.
Fiancé.
Dude, I bet you anything that's a lie.
Really?
I bet it's his girlfriend, and then she's still a junkie, and she saw the $27 million, and she went, I'm not his girlfriend, I'm his fiancé.
He had proposed.
And then she went and bought a ring with her own money.
There's no way to like.
How do you prove someone didn't propose?
Right.
Yeah, because, well, then that would be George taking the knee for once.
You also didn't see.
I read that somewhere.
Just kidding.
I just don't know how much I want to be accountable for.
Biden's teleprompter.
Oh, someone put in something that they speak better Biden than me.
And they're right.
We had a letter.
I can't find it right now, but the guy goes, no, no, dummy, you got his quote wrong.
Remember when he said, something near and dear to your heart?
Well, we're going to get a lot done.
You know what he was saying?
I was wrong.
The reader was viewer was right.
He said, when something's near and dear to your heart, you'll do anything to make it happen.
You'll bribe, you'll break some legs, you'll make sure it gets done.
And then he realized, oh shit, I can't say that.
So when he said, when something's near and dear to your heart, well, we're going to get it done.
Much better translation.
Hi, Gavin.
I stabilized the image to our senior citizen-in-chief's head in this clip, and it makes what we all know even more painfully obvious.
This man needs mental crutches just as much as he needs a walking stick.
P.S. Ryan needs a solid video editing rig for those long exports and should build a PC.
Way better cost to benefit ratio than Mac, and it's upgradable.
Here's a good build.
And then he sends a system builder.
I'll check out that build.
Well, a tech guy will handle that.
You know, as we work to vaccinate the nation, bring our economy back from the brink, let's hold that lesson close to our hearts.
And we can close the seder by adapting a familiar refrain.
Not only next year in Jerusalem, but next year in person.
Next year together.
Spooky.
I don't really get what that means, but it is spooky.
Arbella.
So, any avid listener of the Gavman knows that he always mentions how ex-junkies usually OD because they think their tolerance level is as high as it was when they were using.
I've been watching the chauvin trial live, and in the state's opening statement, they said that the level of fentanyl found in the system was not enough to kill someone who used drugs as frequently as Floyd.
The defense lawyer just questioned Floyd's junkie girlfriend, and she confirmed that, after his recent OD about a month and a half prior to his death, he was clean.
So he was clean for a little over a month and then started using again two weeks before his deadly overdose.
So his tolerance definitely could have dropped in that time, throwing the state's argument out the window.
Correct.
Now, you know, this is one of the oldest symbols.
Also, she said those pills felt just like the pills they took when he overdosed a month and a half before.
Is our country really this fucking retarded?
I'm officially giving up on us.
I like you more than a friend.
Wait, did they say not enough fentanyl to overdose?
But meanwhile, there's a bunch of other drugs there, too.
There's that too.
Yeah, he had the speed.
It's not enough on its own, but combined with meth and other bullshit.
Someone here is accusing someone of trying to come for your job.
King.
Dave Chappelle, 50 Cent Terrence, Howard, and Jay-Z want you to come to keep your distance.
All Right?
What's taking you so long?
Come to keep your distance, baby.
You don't want to miss this thing.
It's going to be crazy.
Ah!
Barack Obama wants you to come to keep your distance.
That's right.
I want you to let America know that you are not afraid and that you can still laugh and have a good time.
50 Cent wants you to come to keep your distance.
Yeah, I just really want everybody to have a good time and just be safe.
That's the honorable thing to do.
I just feel like that's, you know.
Hey, because, you know, a lot of people, they just want to get outside.
Terrence Howard wants you to come to keep your distance, man.
I feel like if we all were to come together and support a black man, you know, I feel like we could just totally be on another molecular plane field mentally because, you know, it is hard out here,
but it's not the size of the dog in the fight.
It's the size of the fight in the dog.
Jay-Z wants you to come and keep your distance.
Well, you know, well, let's say you have, you know, you got 40 million people watching at one time, you know, and you're selling your tickets for how much?
$15 or $15.
Like $15.
A little $15.
It's like the title of comedy.
It's like the title, you know, so it's the rock.
So, you know, just make sure that, you know, we want to build.
Yeah, that's like Obama was creepy good.
Oh, someone got us on Shizmobbin.
Yes.
Hey, Kweef Squad, I know you're not much of an MMA fan, but watch how fucked up Woodley gets.
Dude literally couldn't bend his legs.
I don't really like seeing MMA guys destroy someone's legs.
I like a knockout.
I just can't seem to get into MMA.
I don't know what it is.
But kicking legs, it's not exciting.
Still dropped him.
Luke does a great job.
Oh, he's the bad.
That guy's concussed.
Stop the fight.
Stop the fight.
Luke is in much better shape than this.
And he's throwing straight.
This is crazy.
Oh, my goodness.
These guys are just throwing.
We lost it.
This is crazy.
Oh, my goodness, these guys are just throwing.
But Luke is in much better shape.
Yes.
And he's throwing straight, right?
Tyranny's Lupin.
Yes.
Nice leader's body by Luke.
And he hit him with the lift.
Knocking him up in the back of the head.
Darsh joke.
Yep, he's going dark.
Boring.
He's got a Darsh joke.
Your I Drink Your Milk impression yesterday was shockingly good.
I think it's your best.
Pursue that vein.
Thank you, sirs.
In the past few months in Australia, the anti-male hysteria has hit fever pitch.
That's sad because Australia is the last bastion of masculinity.
And if Australia loses its masculinity, there's no hope for the rest of us.
That's our Israel.
Australia is Israel for men.
It's the promised men's promised land.
Yeah, it's Menberg.
The past few months, blah, blah, blah, there's been multiple parliamentarians accused of sexual harassment and assault.
Due to media pressure, RPM has cucked himself and removed multiple of these people from their ministerial duties, including our attorney general, granting the insatiable left another victory.
With no trial, of course.
Judge, jury, executioner is the mob.
Were you aware of this?
I was not aware of this, but we didn't get to this today, but check out 2-2.
This is Germany's top politicians.
The country's run by bulldykes.
Look at this.
Holy shit.
Do they even have pussies?
Angela Merkel is the most feminine one there.
Like, if you had to fuck one of them.
Right.
I would like...
That's a calculus question.
I'm hiding the one in the bottom right.
Just for science, I would just go...
I would do all of them.
No, come on.
There's a gun to your head.
You have to fuck one of them or your whole family dies.
I only get to fuck one.
That's sad.
Let's see.
I mean, go left one in the top left just because she's youngest and her kids might still have hope.
Super top left.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm going to go bottom right left.
You mean super top left?
What other top lefts are there?
Right.
I was going to go top left, second from the left.
Red blazer?
Yeah, but red blazer?
I changed my mind.
I'm going to go down with the bottom right, second to last, green.
The background?
Man?
Green background.
Man.
Yeah, that might be.
Yeah, that's.
That's like a Sinead O'Connor-ish type of.
For some reason, I'm really optimistic about the top left's tits.
She might have triangle floppers.
Scott.
Okay, this is long.
That's what she's going to say.
Triangle tits.
Hey, Gavin, the fag found a bit of infighting from the leftist movement that you might find interesting.
Here's a video of the so-called philosopher-poet Derek Jenkins of the Deep Green Resistance being protested by the LGBTQ LMNLP community in Eugene, Oregon.
His cardinal sin is recognizing the difference between homosexuality and queer theory, which he plainly shows has deep roots in the 70s child sex abuse movement.
I'm sorry, I don't care.
Okay, so actually, actually.
Oh, I know this guy.
Yeah.
That's a whole...
We'll do a segment on that.
I just marked it blue.
There's a London podcast called Trigger Nometry, which is currently doing good stuff.
I think you featured one of the guys in the past in a story.
He was faced with a don't list for a comedy show in London.
Oh, this isn't that guy that everyone keeps sending me, is it?
Nope.
Okay, that's good to know.
Thank you for that.
Trigger Nometry.
Hmm.
Brian, FYI, this book, like Gavin's, has been pulled from the library system.
I didn't know mine was pulled from the library system.
There is only one copy on eBay for the low price of $189.77.
Huh.
Whoa.
Wait, my book's been pulled from the library?
Amazon.com, Death of Cool.
There it is.
Death of Cool.
Audiobook is there.
One credit.
How about the not audiobook?
I'm seeing it right here.
Is that paperback?
Paperback $14.99, 23 User.
So what library am I pulled from?
Amazon's more important than the library.
I don't even know what the fuck.
Why do libraries even exist anymore?
They're pretty buildings.
That's about it.
That's funny that Goldberg is totally metered and kind and measured.
And he just says a lot of this critical theory is bullshit.
Here's why.
And academics can't take it.
In fact, that was also in my notes.
We could just jump to that.
Go to 2-3.
Academic bullies claim the mantle of free speech.
So here's what really happened here.
This woman wrote, sorry, two academics went through critical theory and they said, there's major problems here.
This doesn't add up.
And so she then, her comeback to this is, I'm being cyberbullied.
Just by having my work analyzed and critiqued, it's cyberbullying.
So either ban it like you did with Stephen Goldberg's book or just whine about it and say, this is harassment.
You're harassing me if you question me.
What did he say?
In 2.4, he responds.
So then he responds to her freak out, say, I'm not bullying you, bitch.
He says, by claiming that criticism of published ideas and pedagogical models is harassment, and by creating institutional mechanisms that erect barriers to wholly appropriate critique, entire lines of scholarship become exempt from scrutiny.
Correct?
The academic process depends on having the freedom not only to state ideas, but also to criticize other ideas.
Limiting criticism in academia is tantamount to telling potters they can make all the clay pots they want so long as they never use clay.
This is particularly disturbing because the claims in question, almost always about race, gender, and sexual orientation, are presented as knowledge and then used to influence public policy.
Too true.
Did you see this, Amy?
Amy Chandler, now Amy Knight.
Wait a minute.
Green Party co-leader Jonathan Bartley on the right.
LGBTQIQA way, you do spokesperson.
Wait, are you?
This was 2-4.
No, I didn't ask you to go to 2-4, fuckhead.
You did.
I did?
Yes.
This is the response.
Do you have a response?
2-2-3.
Okay.
Here she is whining.
And who, what's her name?
Jennifer Ruth.
Jennifer Ruth, right.
And then 2-3.
What's 2-2?
2-2.
Okay.
Let's see.
Germany's run by Dykes.
Okay.
So 2-3 is her whining about bullying.
Then 2-4 is Dude's response.
Reddit fires Amy Knight as controversial hires 100 subreddits going.
No, that's 2-6 and 2-5.
Yeah, that's a whole other subject, my friend.
I'm sorry.
Jesus Christ.
You gave me a panic attack.
I was like, I know who Amy Knight is.
That's a whole other thing I want to talk about on another show.
Why is it coming up now?
Yes, that is the correct link.
This is a bad Lyme day for you, my friend.
Blame it on the Lymes.
Lyme.
It's not Lymes.
Oh.
It's Lyme disease.
Know the diseases that you have.
Hey, this is that crazy guy that emailed you a few months ago.
G-Dog, I want a job.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, whatever.
Not really appropriate for the show.
I found some sprinkles here.
I don't know about her other TikToks.
Yeah, sometimes you'll find sprinkles.
And, oh yeah, I've seen this one.
It's pretty good.
I'm built different.
Well, that joke was ruined by the leg, as is most things on this show.
Oh, shit.
Good comic timing, that's for sure.
Dear Gavin and Straight Guy Who Gets Laid a Light.
Lil Yummy Sandifer, an 11-year-old Chicago kid who was murdered by his own gang after he brought too much attention to them after he murdered his 14-year-old neighbor.
I mean, National News spawned a bunch of documentaries and kids in Chicago would wear masks of his face.
Here's a good clip of Denzel Washington explaining how his murder started Lil Yummies in Chicago.
I think it's more important to make headway in our own house.
By the time the system comes into play, the damage is done.
Great point.
Of seven-year-olds.
Yeah.
You know, I was in Chicago a couple of three, four weeks ago, and we saw these little kids on bikes with masks on the side of their head.
Like five or six of them.
And the driver said, yeah, they're little yummies.
I said, who?
He said, little yummies.
Look up.
Google Lil Yummy.
Lil Yummy was an 11-year-old murderer.
Wow.
And you look at his picture, you'll see the headshot of him, and he's like this.
And he got murdered at 11 by a 14-year-old.
Wow.
Who's doing life now and a 16-year-old?
That makes no sense.
You blame the system.
Where was his father?
It starts in the house.
It starts in the house.
Stop, stop.
Well, my father got locked up.
Well, where was his father?
Yeah.
You know, like I did talk about my three closest friends, and they did, you know, 15 to 25.
One did 28, this and that.
I was the only one of the three that had a father in my life, even though my parents were together.
But I still had a father who was a gentleman and a good example.
And they didn't.
We can blame the system if we want, but they didn't lock any of us up at seven.
We were all doing enough to get locked up.
At 13, my parents sent me in another direction.
They didn't have anybody to help them.
And they kept doing what they was doing.
And the system got them.
Let me put this on a pot.
The system is rigged, but all the more reason not to help it.
Speaking of fatherhood, Olivia, Malcolm.
You know what's happened just then?
He walked out on his kids and hasn't seen his three-year-old in two years.
Anyway, another subject.
Let's move on.
There's so much we need to talk about.
And you're playing funny word.
Playing the blame game seems kind of superficial at this point.
I'm not going to judge another man's life.
Let's go to the final video.
Make babies.
Get married first, of course.
And then the second you're married, throw out the birth control, throw out the condoms, start plunging.
By the way, sex when you're trying to make a baby is three times better than normal sex.
I don't know why.
It's just fucking amazing.
Ryan, why'd you pull up the video before I asked?
I mean, in the past, it's worked the other way, where you're like, why aren't you showing the video?
It's like, because you didn't reveal it yet.
You're like, well, you can reveal it.
Maybe I'm a grump.
That's a possibility.
I wanted to do a whole diatribe, and then that was going to be my slam dunk at the end.
Gotcha.
I figured since you said baby, the mystery had been popped.
Right.
And I got to tell you, when you have these little things, like, yes, the sleeping sucks for the first seven weeks.
I'll give you that.
But, God, smelling their breath, when they fall asleep on your chest and you smell the top of their hair, they grip your little thumbs and they pull up and they're so happy to see you all the time.
They smell, and cleaning their diapers, the shit is like chocolate.
I don't know.
It's not, maybe it's because it's my kids.
But God, I miss having babies.
It really is the best.
And then when they start walking, their weird little drunk walk where they're just balancing their heads like you were carrying 600 pounds on your shoulders, like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Then they start, that's like one.
Then at two, they start saying cute stuff.
I mean, it just keeps going and going and going.
They keep getting better and better and better.
And then you go, oh, well, then the cute faces open and they're little petulant brats.
No, not if you treat them right.
Not if you give them attention.
All you have to do, and this goes for babies, toddlers, and teens, is just invest.
You put in an hour, you get back an hour.
You watch one of your daughter's favorite stupid shows, you get respect.
And when you're mad at her, she cares because your word means something, right?
If you're not around, you don't give a shit about her, you don't communicate with her, then when you're mad, it's like, who gives a fuck?
Some stranger's mad at me.
But I believe my daughter would be crestfallen if she found out I was disappointed in her.
And that's currency in a sense, that I don't want her to make any mistakes.
So I'm like, don't do that.
Don't go past curfew.
Don't do all these other things.
And with a baby, you put in like two hours of tending to it and stuff, and it recognizes you, feels safer around you, and then it gives you back more love.
It's a symbiotic relationship that just keeps getting better and better.
And I'm telling you, 100% of parents my age, they always say the same thing.
I wish I had more.
I wish I did it sooner.
So assuming you're married, start churning them out.
They are the reason we're here.
That's why God made us.
That's what nature is all about, the propagation of the species and the rewards you get with endorphins and sheer love.
I mean, it made me give up atheism.
I didn't believe in God before I had my daughter.
Now I'm all about it.
And I'd like to present you with some proof.
Hit it!
I love you, baby.
And it's quite all right.
I need you, baby.
So on these lonely nights, I love you, baby.
So there's that.
This girl is so clingy.
She want to make me babe.
How old is that baby?
She's probably short.
You know what I mean?
Not that babies, if you can't stand, I don't think you're short, but she's probably petite, and she's probably six months.
That looks so advanced for six for it's like, I don't know, the facial.
They do all that stuff when they're within a year old?
Sure.
My gosh.
They do a lot of shit.
You should check it out.
You should also get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
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