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April 6, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S03E95 - REFUND THE COPS

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	What's the next line in that song, Dad?
	It's Saturday night.
	No.
	I, I, I, I. Gotta go.
	Aye, ay, ay, ay.
	Gotta go?
	Nope.
	Maybe we should have.
	I don't know what it is.
	I was gonna say it's something horribly racist that would have cost us this entire website and ruined a show.
	That's the unfortunate thing.
	Wait a minute.
	Have I got the wrong newspaper?
	Yeah.
	It's not air of his days.
	It's do as I say, not as I pay with Biden.
	Yeah, the Bay City Rollers from Edinburgh.
	And you guys see the people, by the way, welcome back.
	Jeremy McInnes, my father, made me.
	He's coming in from Scotland again.
	The Glaswegians, who are called Ouija's, see Edinburgh's, which are called burgers, people from Edinburgh, as wimps.
	Well, we see them as snobs.
	They look down on Glaswegians.
	So it's maybe Manhattan, and Glasgow is like Newark?
	Oh, Manhattan and the Bronx.
	I see.
	You're from the South Bronx, the Boogie Down Bronx.
	Today's book.
	My lawyer gave this to me.
	Not Ron Coleman, a different guy, immigration lawyer.
	The Five Books of Moses, an easy-to-read Torah in simple translations.
	Wait, I just saw some Nazis.
	Oh, no, Nazirite.
	They have a word called Nazi right in this book.
	This is something I probably should read.
	I probably should know about it.
	When am I ever going to get around to reading the Torah?
	Have you read the Quran?
	Yes.
	The whole thing?
	Well, not quite.
	What I did was I read a book.
	What's a book?
	And the book talked about the various passages in Quran.
	So I had an English translation of the Quran, and I would look up the Quran to ensure, yes, that was the exact passage.
	Right.
	Yeah.
	Tommy Robinson's read the Quran.
	Didn't you say it starts out kind of groovy?
	Because he was a wandering guy at the beginning, then he became a warlord, and it became...
	Yes.
	And yes, when he moved from Mecca to Medina, in Mecca, he loved the Jews.
	Everything was wonderful.
	And then when he ended up, he was kicked out of Mecca because they thought he was a nutcase.
	Ended up in Medina, and that's when he became a warlord.
	That's when he out conquering God knows how many countries.
	And that's when you get smite ye above your necks and convert or die.
	Yes.
	And then what happens is the people who are trying to make, you know, the left who keep making out that there's no such thing as an Islamic terrorist, they always quote the passages from the Quran that are from the Mecca days.
	Right.
	Not the Medina days.
	Right.
	Could you clear your throat?
	I think I hear spit gargling around in the back there.
	Well, maybe I've got COVID.
	Speaking of Jews in the Torah, I wanted to discuss the Jews.
	It's a taboo subject.
	But yesterday I was at my local pub and a Jewish man came in.
	And dad thinks I'm paranoid, but I think he had an agenda.
	I think someone told him that I frequent this place, so he decided to come in.
	He was acting very foreign when he got in.
	He was looking around.
	He wasn't sitting at the table.
	That reeked of agenda.
	I don't think I know why.
	Instant classic.
	Instant classic.
	He wasn't settling in.
	And the chosen ones are not known for their ability to hold their booze.
	And this is an Irish bar, and especially with new people, they're very generous.
	They tend to overserve.
	That's why I think I'm in trouble because of the bartenders there being too generous.
	And people buying too many rounds.
	There's a lot of like, can you get him?
	And then I can't remember.
	I've been conditioned in America to no longer buy rounds.
	It takes about five years.
	And then you go, I get it now, all for one, one for all.
	And then you go to this pub and they're like, get him and get him and get him.
	And now I got to unlearn all this and remember that I OPJ a Jim Beam.
	But anyway, so they're overserving him.
	And then I think he started to lose it.
	And I overheard him say, just remember, we've been here for 5,000 years.
	Meaning, we've been around.
	Meaning, don't hate Jews.
	We're actually better than you, which is a weird argument.
	And if you do want to take that argument, China's culture is, what, 40,000 years old?
	So are they eight times better than Jews?
	Trust China.
	China is asshole.
	What about Africa?
	It's 250,000 years old.
	They win.
	By far.
	The Congo wins.
	And then he was criticizing my dad's hat.
	He thought it was a MAGA hat.
	Now, he didn't have this particular hat on.
	This is a costume we use to be hyperbolic, just to break down the fourth wall.
	But he did have a red hat that said New Smyrna Beach, where he has a place in Florida.
	And the guy said, ah, you can love Trump all you want with your red hat.
	And then dad goes, well, it says New Smyrna Beach on it.
	It doesn't even look like a MAGA hat.
	No.
	And he goes, and then he says, and Trump didn't invent red hats, you know.
	Because at this point, he was pissed.
	And I, see, I wouldn't have been able to resist arguing.
	I didn't take the bait, but if he had approached me or something, I would have tore into him.
	And I think that's what he was going for.
	But you just kept screaming about how fantastic Biden is and how we've finally been saved.
	That's what's the rationale there?
	People are below you?
	He's not worth it?
	Well, I don't know.
	Well, I don't know.
	I heard the other day that Dr. Joe and Joe Biden went for dinner at a very fancy restaurant.
	And the waiter came up to Dr. Joe and she ordered a steak and fries.
	And the waiter said, well, what about the vegetable?
	And she said, oh, he'll help the lobster.
	Did you hear that a Jewish guy, a Chinaman and a black guy, walked into an Irish bar in the South Bronx.
	They come in and the Jewish guy goes, I'll just get a white wine, thanks.
	And the black guy says, I think I'll get a pint of Guinness.
	And the Chinaman goes, I think I'll just get a shot.
	Do you have Jim Beam?
	And the bartender looked at the three of them and he said, what the fuck you guys doing here?
	Get out of here.
	But I have a theory.
	My theory is that brontosaurs are very small at one end, then get big in the middle, and then are skinny at the other end.
	Well, that's the one about, I think it was a Portuguese person, an Irish person, and a Scotsman going to a bar.
	And the Scot had a pint of Scotch short of Scotch whiskey.
	The Portuguese guys had a glass of port.
	And the Irishman had a glass of Irish whiskey.
	Who paid for it?
	The Irishman.
	The Germans.
	Did you hear that there was this guy and his wife had been in a horrible accident?
	And he said, I've got some bad news and some good news.
	And he says, what do you want first?
	And the guy goes, oh, God, give me the bad news first.
	And he says, okay, she's pretty banged up.
	She's a vegetable.
	It's possible she'll recover.
	It's possible she'll be able to speak again.
	But as for now, she's completely paralyzed from the neck down.
	I don't think she can understand anything.
	I advise you keep talking to her over the years in case it is going in there, but we can't gauge it.
	There's no brain activity whatsoever.
	Bed sores are going to be an issue.
	So you're going to have to roll her over and wash her regularly and change her colostomy bag, and she'll be fed with an IV drip.
	But you should also see if you can feed her once in a while to sort of reenact the sort of jaw mechanisms and maybe get something going in at least the next five years.
	And he goes, oh my God.
	And he goes, what's the good news?
	And he goes, I'm just kidding.
	She's dead.
	All right, let's get it serious.
	So here's a crazy theory I have because I've been noticing old Jewish men attacking me recently.
	And I think there is a thing with boomers where they have been sort of traumatized by their father's bona fide PTSD from the Holocaust.
	And they talk it at their kids.
	And it was, you know, World War II was unfathomable.
	And they get traumatized by it.
	And I know guys, like the few liberals that would still speak to me, although they probably wouldn't anymore, it was a few years ago.
	Peter Cooper, the cartoonist, and Michael Hershorn, the TV producer.
	They both said to me at separate instances, are you going to have my back when the Gestapo comes to round me up?
	This is after Trump won.
	I'm like, so hold on a sec.
	Trump is going to decide that Jews need to be rounded up, just like World War II, and you'll be ripped from your deluxe apartment in the Upper East Side and thrown into a cattle car and brought away.
	And that's not an uncommon mentality.
	In fact, it affects the FBI's behavior, it affects the media, and the mentality is if white males are not chock a block with shame, they will start to grow and get more and more violent and more and more dangerous,
	and they will eventually start World War IV, no, World War III, and that will include rounding up gypsies, blacks, cripples, gays.
	In fact, remember when Trump won, teachers were saying, I stand by my immigrant students.
	I stand by my trans students.
	I stand by my handicapped students.
	So when Trump sends people to round up some poor boy in a chair who has to talk with a little thing in his mouth, I'm hungry, he's just going to get thrown over someone's shoulder and walked out and dumped in the van and driven off.
	Retarded.
	But anyway, I believe these old men who have been attacking me, they want to go out in a blaze of glory as a final peace to their fathers.
	And so they want me to beat them up or they want to, I don't know, bite me on the way down or get in a fight.
	Because there's been at least three times when I've had an incident like that where some stranger shows up where I am, old Jewish guy, usually born in 45.
	And he's like one guy I was having dinner with Ann Coulter.
	He didn't know who Ann Coulter was, but he's on his walker and he goes up to me and he starts going, like I guess he's giving me COVID or something.
	He was about 10 feet away, so the waiters didn't notice.
	And he kept doing it and then he left for a bit and then he came back later with his grandkids still staring at me.
	Like am I supposed to go out and just go and kill him?
	Well, I don't know.
	I mean, you're assigning all this to a Jewish thing.
	I'd have thought, to me, the obvious answer is they're mental.
	Was the guy at the pub last night mental?
	Ryan, it looks like he's being served, like, as a dish.
	Oh, I'm trying to make him the bartender.
	Oh, I see.
	So the bartender's sitting down.
	Yeah, there's no pub.
	There's no patrons there.
	I'm on a break.
	Yes.
	So you think the guy last night was nuts?
	Well, I just wasn't, well, I don't think he was totally insane.
	He just wasn't quite with it.
	Ah.
	And he was younger than you.
	Yes.
	43.
	And a lot of great jokes were lost on him.
	Like when he said he was born in 43, you were born in, what, 46?
	No, I was born in 43.
	He was born in 2016.
	Oh, yeah.
	Yeah, you were born three years earlier.
	And he said, don't worry, we'll all get there one day.
	Which went whoosh.
	But what else did he say?
	Do you remember anything else?
	Biden's done more for this country.
	Well, I asked him about what policy of Trump was a problem.
	You know, he's on about how Trump did this, Trump did that, but never mentioned any of Trump's policies.
	And I find this is true of most people on the left.
	You know, they criticize Trump for his treatment of women, you know.
	I don't think they realize all men talk like that in power.
	Yeah.
	And if you're rich and famous and you're surrounded with models, they will let you grab their pussy voluntarily.
	They love it.
	They're horny for power and wealth.
	I think people hate Trump so much they can't imagine a woman would ever want to fuck him, but lots do.
	And women are only as loyal as their opportunities.
	Men are only as loyal as their opportunities.
	Well, the only reason I hate Trump for that is because I'm jealous.
	Yeah.
	Speaking of which, J-Lo and A-Rod are done.
	Oh, no.
	Yeah.
	Sorry to go for something as light as Judaism and get all harsh with J-Lo, but I think he cheated on her one too many times.
	But can you blame him?
	He probably has pussy hurled at him on a regular basis.
	You can only refuse so many blowjobs.
	Well, I remember that Lorraine's father telling us about a singer.
	What was the guy?
	He kept shaking his hips all the time.
	Tom Jones?
	Tom Jones.
	And he's saying, you know, the women can't stand Tom Jones.
	They were throwing their panties at him.
	They can't stand for Tom Jones.
	They all lay down and sit on his face.
	She always looks great in photos, though, J-Lo.
	And she's got that nice broken in thing where she's got some laugh lines.
	But you're not seeing J-Lo, I'm afraid.
	You're seeing hours and hours of Photoshop and makeup and lighting.
	It's very Queen Latifah-ish, her face.
	Oh, yeah.
	Look how weird he looks.
	He's wearing makeup too.
	I hate when men do that.
	When you look at pictures, Fox News will have a billboard at Grand Central and it'll have Tucker and Hannity and Greg Gutfeld and they look wet.
	I don't mean wet as in moist.
	I mean wet as in the British saying, meaning a strange pedophile because they're caked in foundation.
	And in these high-res billboards, the file is probably 40 gigs and it's not missing a microbe of detail.
	You see like the powder in the cracks and it's disturbing.
	It comes from the 80s where cameras couldn't really pick you up and the lights, these are LED lights in this studio.
	They're not hot at all.
	Put your hand on them.
	But in the old days, it was like movie spotlights.
	So guys would get wet and they'd have this shiny forehead that was distracting and they'd look stressed out.
	Like Nixon.
	Like Nixon.
	So they put powder on it and it wasn't as distracting.
	Now they don't need that anymore and we switched to high def.
	So I look at like Lou Dobbs.
	He looks like a peach.
	He looks like a fucking 20 year old's pussy right after she just got waxed.
	It's not a good look.
	Also in the news, Khloe Kardashian has a picture out that she's trying to erase from the internet.
	And it shows exactly what I'm talking about here.
	What she looks like in real life.
	And the difference is too, like, I understand women wanting to lie, especially if they're single, about what they look like.
	But we're totally fine with old men.
	We see them every day.
	I've got one in my face right now.
	So when you see Lou Dobbs looking old with the odd liver spot or something, it's not remotely distracting.
	You just go, yeah, there's an old man.
	But with women, look what she's done.
	It's a good job, actually, in the other picture.
	I don't really have a problem with either of those.
	Yeah, girls are using this thing called FaceTune.
	They don't post a picture without FaceTuning it.
	Face tune.
	Yeah, so you could smooth everything out.
	Well, she's probably went and got makeup on.
	In that one, she was swimming and her makeup's gone.
	And then in that one, she's probably spent like an hour with makeup.
	They must have a makeup artist that just lives there.
	You see that blur here?
	Like at the top left corner, like use that as a pointer.
	Here, there's a blur there.
	They'll morph their body.
	There's like this drag and smudge tool.
	So this here, you could usually see there's a little distortion there.
	All right.
	Yeah.
	And people are getting wise to that.
	Like everything's being face-tuned, basically.
	Well, the good news, Chloe, is I'll fuck you even in the first picture.
	That's great news.
	So don't worry about it.
	That's the good news.
	What's the bad news?
	The good news is I'll fuck you.
	The bad news is you'd end up fucking me.
	Cheeks versus Cheeks.
	Last thing on the porn section of the show, there's a Russian photographer.
	The Russians have balls because they're drunk all the time.
	And he had the courage to risk, I think, like a year in jail and a $15,000 fine by photographing a bunch of Ukrainian women's asses in Dubai.
	Now, of course, the Middle East is, what would you say, Dad, 500 years behind us?
	Yes.
	That's generous.
	Sometimes we go with 1,000.
	Well, I would say it's a bit like Scotland 200 years ago.
	Right.
	Where you weren't allowed to dance on a Sunday.
	Really?
	Well, because people would think you're having sex.
	I don't understand.
	What kind of black twerking dances were they doing?
	They somehow got in a time machine and learned how to twerk to trap music?
	Oh, that's...
	Because I assumed 200 years ago was, ah doodley, doddly, diddly, doodley, diddley.
	Where's your penis going to go?
	I don't want to get into details here.
	Huh.
	Well, Dad met mom, or maybe, had you met her at this pub where she was the first woman to ever use the bathroom.
	Yes, that's right.
	It was very common for pubs not to have women's washrooms.
	Very common.
	Sounds like paradise.
	Well, it's pathetic.
	On a Friday night, the men would go and spend their wages in the pub, and the women would send their kids in so they could get their housekeeping money for the next day.
	Oh, right.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	And your dad, who was named Johnny McGinnis, changed his name to McInnes because no one trusts an Irish bookie.
	That's right.
	And he also was ostrichized because he refused to take money from women for bets.
	Well, he wasn't ostracized.
	He just didn't make any money.
	Oh, I see.
	Because that was a lot of money.
	Yes.
	And he thought, if a woman's giving me money, then she's spending her grocery money or something important because women had allotted allowances.
	Exactly.
	Is this any of this supposed to sound bad to me?
	Anyway, let's blow up those asses and do a rating system here.
	I mean, if he's going to be paying $15,000 and going to jail.
	Can you use the cursor, Ryan?
	Oh, two point.
	Yes.
	Sure.
	Okay, so we got number one.
	Wait, why can't you just use the cursor cursor?
	All right.
	Let's see.
	There we go.
	So this one here.
	Okay, so I'm going to give that.
	Obviously, I wouldn't kick any of them out of bed for eating crackers.
	These are supermodels.
	But we have to go within the parameters of what's available to us, and we can afford to be very choosy here, right?
	So this isn't based on Earth.
	This is based on those asses.
	Okay.
	That's the law of averages.
	He has not heard what you've said so far.
	Just staring at the asses.
	The first one I'm going to give a low score.
	Really?
	Yes, I'm going to give it a 6.
	Seven.
	That's crazy.
	I think that's one of the best ones in the line.
	They've all got beautiful asses.
	Yeah, Dad, it doesn't work like that, though.
	We have to have a median.
	We have to have an average.
	Asterage.
	So the average IQ here is 100.
	Second one, I'm giving a worse rating to.
	I'm giving a six.
	There's no meat on those bones.
	That could be a 12-year-old boy.
	Yeah, that's a six.
	Third one is we're going back up now to seven.
	I'm going eight point something.
	On which one?
	I'm going to ask you, I'm appealing this one to at least a high seven.
	She's also on her tippy toes pushing it up and out, isn't she?
	Sure, but it is working.
	Okay.
	That next one, terrible.
	I mean, what are you supposed to do with that?
	It's cute, but yeah, it's not.
	It's not cute.
	It's not acceptable.
	That's a five.
	Now we're starting to really climb.
	I'm going to give this a 7.6.
	Dad, we haven't heard any of your scores here.
	Well, I would rate them all as a 10.
	For existing.
	That's the problem with men of a certain age.
	I noticed that too.
	A friend of mine, he's about 50, and he's on these dating apps.
	And he's like, it's a pain in the ass going through them all.
	He had his iPad.
	And he goes, just you do it.
	It was Emily and I. So we sat there and she was like, oh, she's nice, but she probably wouldn't love you.
	And this one looks reliable.
	And this one looks cool.
	She's kind of fun.
	I was like, give me that.
	Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
	I just filled up his yes box.
	They all look fine.
	If you don't like them, only go on one date.
	They'll get a D for effort.
	Okay, the next one is a winner.
	I'm going to go up to an 8.8.
	Although I'm bummed she wore those stupid shower shoes.
	I didn't even realize.
	It wrecks the whole consistency.
	Do you think the hair is factoring in for you too?
	Nope.
	Okay.
	If it was the hair, I would have given that previous one a high score.
	27s.
	The one with the tattoo, we're not nuts about the tattoo, but she seems to have quite a posterior.
	I'm going to give her an eight.
	And then I can't see what's happening after that.
	But go down and see what his fine is going to be.
	What's his punishment?
	I think you've got to go up, actually.
	Oh, $1,500?
	Wait, up to six months behind bars.
	That would suck.
	That's the part that stinks.
	Saudi Arabian prison?
	Can't you find it?
	Yeah, Dubai's very strict about just about everything there, huh?
	Yeah, that'd be murder on your asshole.
	They're not very good dressers, Ukrainians.
	All right, let's start the show, shall we?
	Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
	Before we do, let's look at yesterday's show.
	Yes.
	Today's.
	Wait, I actually have two more things before we get into that.
	Maybe three.
	Maybe three.
	That's one zero in the notes.
	So you're going back up.
	Because my dad is very, very insecure.
	And he was worried it was a flop.
	And he drank himself into a stupor yesterday saying, I think they hate me.
	I noticed you take some poetic license.
	Nope.
	So I laughed at Gavin saying, I heard Trump was back on Twitter.
	Can you move it over towards me a little more so I can read it better?
	I still haven't gotten a new monitor.
	Keep churning content out, boring.
	Replace Rye with Jimmy.
	Oh, that's good.
	I also had a guy at the gym today say you should have your own show.
	Oh, I said this a lot.
	Some guy came into my gym today, black dude.
	He's been there maybe seven times.
	We're listening to bagpipes and stuff.
	Lots of Irish are there in the morning.
	He's the only black guy there.
	He takes over the stereo.
	This is his seventh visit.
	I think you should maybe be there for a year.
	And then starts playing trap music, rap music really, really loud.
	And then I'm over by there because that's where the double-ended bags are.
	And the coach has to yell out what the next thing is.
	And he says lunges.
	But he doesn't mean for a round.
	These are lunges, by the way, this long walkie thing.
	And he means as the break in between rounds.
	And I go, what, lunges?
	And then I still can't hear him.
	I go, I'm at a fucking rap concert.
	And he goes, you know what?
	I'm not coaching you anymore.
	Larry, you coach him.
	I go, I can't hear you.
	I'm not a bat.
	And he goes, he called me a lazy faggot.
	Oh, that's what everyone did.
	You're not lazy.
	Whoa.
	You are not lazy.
	And I said, you got this fucking fat Albert and the Cosby kids' bottom lip.
	Love lunges.
	I can't understand you.
	I thought you were singing that 50s classic Rama Lama Ding Dong or whatever it's called.
	Blue Moon.
	Yeah, Blue Moon.
	And then I think I hurt his feelings.
	Because at the end of that, he just played Candy Crush and didn't look at me.
	And then at the end of the night or day, whatever I said, bye, coach, and he just goes, bye.
	You have hurt me today.
	So, anyway, the actual boxers there were our fans, at least one.
	I think you can comment on stuff.
	I don't really see you, like, accruing a bunch of topics.
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	I wasn't prepared for this.
	Yeah, but if that was your assignment, I couldn't really see you coming with notes.
	Like, I'm ready to go.
	Well, Joe Biden doesn't take notes either.
	Like, I saw you watching the Chauvin trial.
	What's your opinion on that so far?
	Incredibly boring.
	I think lawyers are just losing the touch.
	They ask all these questions that go on and on and on.
	And by the time they get to the end of the question, the witness has now forgotten what they started with.
	And then say, well, could you repeat the question?
	Oh, no.
	Please don't.
	Yeah, there's no flare anymore.
	It's not exactly to kill a mockingbird.
	No, that's very true.
	Well, there's just too many lawyers.
	And it also seems so slow.
	I mean, the chauvin trial is going to be probably another, what, three weeks, four weeks?
	Oh.
	We got the evidence.
	Sit in the room.
	But then I could do it in a day.
	And they'll say to a witness, but what do you think?
	Well, that's irrelevant.
	Who cares what the witness thinks?
	Yeah, and they also do a lot of this, like, showed no remorse in the courtroom.
	I don't care if you show up in a clown costume.
	I don't care if you're laughing and pointing at the victim's family.
	Did you do it?
	What is the evidence?
	Here's the sentence.
	I don't need crocodile tears.
	Who fucking cares how they reacted in the courtroom?
	You're just begging for drama club kids.
	Also, I'm sorry, let's go see a few more comments just to see if dad's insecurities are justified and if he should have been crying last night.
	Can't believe the MLB has gone fully woke.
	Oh, that's one thing I wanted to cover, Ryan.
	It was in yesterday's notes.
	What exactly does CitiField say?
	Because I could have sworn one of them was, you need a vaccine within 72 hours, which means I have to keep getting the fucking vaccine.
	No, absolutely not.
	I don't even think you're allowed to do that.
	There was a test.
	A test.
	You need to have a COVID test.
	Okay, a vaccination at least 14 days prior.
	Well, that's pretty rich.
	What is nuts?
	I don't understand that.
	So at the 15th day, I have to go and get a new vaccination?
	No.
	No.
	What they're saying is, we want 14 days for the vaccination to take effect.
	Oh, and then I'm good forever.
	Then you're good forever.
	I understand.
	So if I get a vaccination now, I can't go to a game for two weeks.
	Exactly.
	But then I got to keep shoving a q-tip up my kid's nose every time he wants to see a game.
	Yes.
	Because they're not giving kids the vax.
	I mean, we're not going to games.
	No.
	All right.
	A couple more comments because this is getting tedious.
	Am I the only one expecting Gavin's dad to look like Fat Bastard?
	That's a Mike Myers character who's Scottish.
	Who's very large?
	Jimmy is a gorgeous sweetheart.
	Well, there you go.
	That's good.
	This was a great episode.
	I like when Jimmy gets some love on the show.
	He's an interesting, cool dude.
	Well, I feel so much better about myself now.
	I felt like I was in the room with you.
	High-quality interview composition and natural conversation.
	Having him on for the whole show was genius.
	I can't believe how natural your banter felt and how well the jokes landed.
	This is G-O-M-L at another level, A-plus.
	110%.
	Plus 45 meters.
	Would recommend to a friend.
	45 meters.
	Let me just explain that inside joke to you.
	Joy Villa was on my show, and I do this dumb joke I stole from the Carol Burnett show where I pull my pants up to my knees and then kneel on my shoes so I look like a midget.
	And I said, people are going to see this picture and go, I didn't know Joy Villa was so tall.
	What is she?
	She's like eight feet tall.
	And then her weird Danish husband, who I believe she divorced shortly after, goes, yes, they are going to say she is as tall as the Statue of Liberty plus 80 meters.
	That guy's a natural comedian.
	A, when you're exaggerating, you have to be roughly in the ballpark.
	So NBA player works, eight feet we can do.
	Not nine feet.
	No.
	The Statue of Liberty, I don't know how tall it is.
	It's maybe 500 feet.
	I'm guessing of that order.
	Okay, that's very, very tall.
	Why are you adding height to that?
	And also, why is it in metric?
	You're ruining.
	Do you know your audience?
	Plus 40 meters.
	I was disturbed by that for days.
	I kept hearing it in my head, echo, echo.
	All right, that's enough of the comments.
	And then the last thing, the dude From Car Guys texted me and he goes, Why did you leave West Virginia without calling me?
	I said, You were busy.
	He goes, No, I was busy on the weekday.
	On the weekend, I'm not busy at all.
	Oh, no.
	You said, Can I come shoot Car Guys?
	I said, No, we're doing repairs.
	He goes, You should have popped by my house.
	He goes, You were right next to me.
	And then it gets crazier.
	Frederick, you were there with us, right?
	God, sometimes you're so bad at contributing to the conversation, I can't remember if you were there.
	Frederick, who?
	He's like a wallflower.
	Douglas?
	No, Frederick, Maryland.
	That's where we went and had fish and chips at the Bushwater.
	Oh, Bushwater.
	That's half an hour from where I was in West Virginia.
	That's it.
	And here's a much more important part.
	Frederick's a cute little town.
	Yes, it is.
	So you could live, maybe not in the total sticks in West Virginia, but you could be in that area, get the redneck lifestyle, and then have the quaint yuppie shit in Frederick, Maryland.
	I thought of Frederick, Maryland as two hours from West Virginia, because they're both an hour from D.C. But they're both an hour from D.C. in the same direction, moron.
	Moral of the story is do your research before you go on a solo road trip.
	So West Virginia is better.
	And again, I'm glad Cassandra got her cat stitches out, but it wasn't exactly the hosting of the century.
	You know that story, right?
	About some cats and stitches?
	I planned to go to West Virginia to check it out for the family to possibly move there.
	I understand.
	And my host, who I'd been talking about this with Daze, goes, I have to get my cat stitches out today.
	We can't do it any other day.
	I can't host you.
	I can't show you around.
	Can't you just cut them with like mustache scissors and pull them out with a tweezer?
	Or leave early?
	Or give me someone else while you're going to do that?
	Yeah, I don't think it matters if the stitches were in there for another day.
	Well, he's got to wear a cone.
	And so he attacks the stitches.
	And she's had to spoon feed him with this darn cone on.
	Just kill them all.
	I totally agree with you about cats and dogs.
	Well, I just, I never ever understood this concept of domestic animals.
	No.
	They're disgusting.
	Well, no, people will take them, and sometimes there'll be two dogs in a stroller.
	Oh, Lord.
	Here's what drives me nuts about dogs.
	If it was a horse even that you tamed or a wolf, I get that, sort of.
	I mean, like with Steve up in an hour north of you in Ottawa there, he has his land he got.
	We won't get into how, but he's got all that land, and he's got these two huskies, which are basically wolves.
	They don't go in the house, and he doesn't buy them food.
	They eat deer and raccoons and stuff.
	Okay, I see that appeal.
	They're guard dogs.
	He goes on a trip.
	He'll be in his skidoo and they're barking next to him.
	I can wrap my head around that.
	It's not my cup of tea, but I get it.
	Or a horse.
	It was a wild stallion.
	Then you use it and you go to your friend's house or you go to the doctor's with it or something.
	You go and get bacon from the farm.
	You're cool.
	That's fine.
	But these dogs that we have in our homes, like my shithead dog, it's been bastardized.
	It's been twisted and bred and inbred and made to love you unconditionally, need constant affection.
	And then these lonely fat women go, he loves me.
	I'm special.
	No, you're not appreciated.
	You might as well be appreciated by a robot that we designed to say, I appreciate you.
	It's a robot.
	It's not a dog.
	It's not a creature.
	To eat that boo-boo.
	No.
	But people going about how a dog will love you unconditionally.
	Yeah, I know.
	I've made it do that.
	No, try.
	Don't feed it and see how long this lasts.
	Yeah, don't feed it, then fall and hit your head and be unconscious for three days and see where your face is at when you come to.
	Well, you know I had a dog.
	I was training it to go without food.
	And just as it was learning, it died.
	Hey, didn't you...
	We can't tell my youngest boy this ever, but didn't you kill a bunch of puppies?
	Well, I would be eight years of ages.
	It was kittens.
	I was taking kittens to the animal place to have them put down.
	So you had cats as a kid?
	Yes.
	Well, probably because of mice and stuff.
	I don't know why.
	I was too young.
	I'd be like eight.
	Okay.
	With your no shoes and your hand-me-down things and dirt on your face and stuff?
	It's true.
	He didn't have shoes as a kid.
	His toes, we won't show them on the arrow.
	You'll pick it up.
	Well, he had shoes, but they didn't fit me.
	These are his toes.
	It's like Chinese foot binding.
	I can't, maybe one of the reasons I hate flip-flops so much is because it gives me PTSD thinking of my dad's disgusting feet.
	But if you ever wear shoes that are too small, you can tolerate it for about nine minutes.
	Not nine years.
	Well, I mean, my shoes, my clothes never ever fitted me.
	What would happen is my Christmas present would be a school uniform.
	And of course I was growing up, you know, in high school.
	So they would start off with the outfit, the uniform, and they would say, well, you grow into it.
	So I'd start off two sizes too big for me.
	And then by the end of the year, it fitted me, but it was in rags.
	And then you get another giant talking heads suit.
	You may find yourself.
	But what was the kittens?
	So your cat of kittens, you couldn't take care of them.
	So you went to put them down.
	You're crossing the River Clyde with a potato sack full of kittens.
	And they fell.
	You gotta be proud.
	He threw them in the river.
	He threw a bunch of kittens in the river.
	You're a bad man.
	I don't think the devil would do that.
	He would blast them with fire or something.
	They're throwing themselves into the road.
	But The devil didn't have to walk all the way to the dog and get home.
	Oh, you also had like a shilling to pay for it, which you kept and I believe bought sweets.
	Well, probably.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	Well, speaking of decrepit old men, let's do a quick look at Biden.
	We don't have much on him.
	I'm spoiled with him.
	If it's not the most ridiculous quote ever that we can make a t-shirt out of, I don't want to hear about it.
	Biden.
	Biden.
	President.
	He's big and loose.
	Sleepy.
	But a friendly monster too.
	My cat.
	Biden.
	Wait, what?
	That doesn't rhyme.
	The angle there, Dad, is that we no longer resent him.
	We see him as adorable.
	Like a silly old dog that does funny things because his brain is rotten.
	Well, it wasn't all long ago, you know, that in asylums in England, you know, people would visit them just to be entertained by their mental patients.
	And I think that's what's happening.
	That's where we're at.
	Yeah.
	I look forward to seeing him.
	Oh, there he is, the silly old man.
	Tell us a story.
	Like on the front page, it's saying he's mad at corporations for not paying tax, but he avoided $500,000 in tax.
	Yeah, we know.
	I mean, his son has the $50,000 a month job with the Ukrainian coal mine.
	Do you think we thought there was anything but corruption in his finances?
	Duh.
	But I thought this was disturbing.
	Speaking of letting your pet run the country's finances, this is one of the most haunting things I've ever read, including Stephen King.
	25% of all the debt accumulated by the United States of America since 1776 was incurred in the last 12 months.
	Now, 25 times 4 is 100.
	In 4 years, we could have 100% of the debt, or at least 99.
	We'd have what you call an asymptote debt, where there'd always be debt.
	Exactly.
	And did you see this, too?
	Kind of old news.
	23% of all U.S. dollars were created in the last year, and this was in 2020, I think.
	What an apocalypse.
	The only way we're going to get out of inflation when it finally really hits and it becomes like a barrel full of money, when we get to Zimbabwean levels, we'll need a war.
	And the war will have to be with China.
	Yeah, I wouldn't knock Zimbabwe.
	Do you know there are more billionaires in Zimbabwe than anywhere else?
	Oh, someone sent us a $1 million Zimbabwean note.
	Let me get your candy.
	Well, we looked into it.
	A long-distance phone call is $13 million Zimbabwean dollars.
	And a cheeseburger is $16 million Zimbabwean dollars.
	But it's good.
	So we're clearly drifting into socialism where we just have debt we can't pay, and the government would just have to handle everything.
	But the good news is that young people, these Marxists, these college students, they are ready for socialism.
	They are big on workers' unions and workers' rights.
	Not huge on work, though.
	And I've noticed when you look up what do you want to do after the revolution, it's always things like design uniforms is big.
	Art is big.
	Poetry is something.
	Look at these clips where young people have described what they want to do in a Marxist society that it's based solely on labor.
	Click on those each individual.
	If communism was established.
	Okay, so wait, that's just the question.
	What's the next one?
	Garden, care for animals, make slash prepare food and write novels.
	You know what retired people do?
	And hopefully find some irregular tasks with a gentle learning curve.
	A gentle learning curve that contributes and connects me to my community.
	If there's one thing that socialism is not, it's gentle.
	You better learn how to swing that mallet now or you're going to get a fucking electric shock.
	I'd like to get a horse, some survival supplies and writing supplies, and go live as a vagabond, relishing in the beauties of nature and writing poetry and songs to put this beauty into words and melody.
	I'd also probably play a lot of D ⁇ D and learn how to paint.
	So that's a lot of shit, by the way, you got to carry on your back there, vagabond.
	And again, that is the life of a retired person.
	Probably jack off and get free HRT.
	What's HRT?
	Hormone replacement therapy.
	Ah, yeah.
	Because if there's one thing communists love, it's homosexuals and trans.
	Yes.
	That's illegal, kids.
	You're done.
	That's the crazy thing about all you fucking imbeciles pushing for communism.
	You're the first to go.
	I'm the last to go.
	Actually, you know, they kill the bourgeoisie.
	They'd probably take my home.
	But homosexuals, the creative community, gone.
	And the media, too.
	All these journalists, they're done.
	Oh, no, no, no, as long as they'll work for state media.
	Right, yeah, yeah.
	I should say journalism is done.
	Journalists, as long as they're PR agents, which you've noticed in America now.
	But I thought this was very telling, and we skipped it yesterday, 1-7.
	They were talking about Hunter Biden.
	And I skipped over this, but if you scroll down and move it over for me.
	It's by Meta.
	So I think it's up.
	I think it's the first one.
	Oh, no.
	Does it get lost?
	There, there it is.
	Okay, just up a bit more.
	This sums it up.
	This is why the left has never been more incompetent.
	This is why the media sucks.
	This is why we can't make money.
	This is why women's sports has been ruined by trans because of women.
	We've invited women into politics, and it's a math game.
	It's a numbers game, and they don't like numbers, but they still want to participate.
	It's just like Astrology.
	They wanted to get into astrophysics.
	They couldn't do the math, so they said, Can I just make up my own thing, astrology, and make it about my emotions?
	Sure.
	And that's what they've done with politics.
	Look at this.
	The why of things.
	Show me the quote.
	Here's the difference between the Trump and Biden family in one word: compassion.
	You can feel, and thank you, Meta, Beth, for emphasizing the word feel.
	You can feel the difference, having a true POTUS who believes and fights for a unity in America instead of division.
	Much respect to the Biden family, but the Trumps can rot in hell.
	Oh, that's is it all?
	I'm starting to think women are communist.
	They just want to go with their feelings, which are easy to manipulate, and then they want all their enemies to die.
	You know, like Holodomor.
	Well, I think I know.
	There's a real mix of women in politics.
	Angela Miracle has been a total disaster.
	Yeah.
	But Maggie Thatcher was fabulous.
	Yeah.
	We always bring up Maggie Thatcher.
	Give me some more.
	Golda Mair.
	Who's that again?
	She was the Prime Minister in Israel.
	Okay.
	She was excellent.
	Yep.
	No, there's a few around now, too, all these pro-gun governors and stuff.
	But no, generally as a pattern, like I always say, almost half of my top 10 writers are female.
	Malkin Cole.
	Oh, the governor of South Dakota.
	South Dakota.
	She's great.
	I fucked her at a party once.
	Yeah, sure.
	But yeah, five of my top 10 writers are female, but it's generally not a female trait.
	They tend not to be good at it because it's about structure and knowing how to tell the story, beginning, middle, and end, introduction, hypothesis, backup paragraphs.
	You'll notice with female articles, like in The Atlantic or something, you're just reading their notes.
	It just goes on and on.
	There's no rhyme or reason.
	We have no sort of chorus verse chorus structure.
	Well, what about Agatha Christie?
	Yeah.
	Agatha Christie.
	All right, let's dive into racism, shall we?
	For a change.
	Are you sure you want to?
	We don't have a choice.
	That was racist, guys.
	So our favorite dude, Taneshi Coates, is, he's an intellectual with no brains.
	So what he does is he writes one book called White People Suck.
	Then there's no substance there.
	He writes about reparations for the Atlantic.
	He makes, he giggles in front of white college students who then proceed to kiss his ass so much, some of them suffocate in there.
	And then he...
	I think I know why.
	And then he goes, I'd like to keep writing, but it's a little challenging, this 80,000 words per book.
	And they go, what about comic books?
	Done.
	So he doesn't just write for The Black Panther now, which I thought was just a silly one-off, which I believe he got fired from, didn't he?
	But now he's doing Captain America.
	And he's made it all about Proud Boys and Patriot Prayer and Jordan Peterson and Stefan Molinu and Cernovich.
	Anyone who tells young men that they're not human garbage is the enemy in this.
	And that's because Taneshi Coates is a racist.
	He doesn't have a problem with young black men being proud of themselves or any other group, but whites and probably Asians and probably Orthodox Jews.
	Yeah, those three, he's like, no, they can't stop being ashamed of themselves because they like themselves.
	We have World War III and we'll all die.
	Now, I think the Jewish guys I was talking about earlier, they're scared of that because they see, you know, World War III as a real possibility.
	I think in the Taneshi Coates thing, they like that narrative, but they don't really give a shit about World War III.
	They just don't like white people.
	And I think Taneshi Coates, he came from an activist family.
	He's had it hammered down his throat from birth that white people are evil and they're responsible for his problems.
	And now he's a member of an anti-white cult, which white people love.
	So anyway, this is what our children will be reading now.
	Can you blow that up more?
	Yeah, he did.
	And then he goes, it's the same for all of them.
	Young men, weak, looking for purpose.
	I found the flag.
	You found the badge.
	And this is weird too.
	Isn't it, it's kind of good that Captain America found the flag.
	He ended World War II.
	He went over there and saved our ass, according to this lore.
	And what's the matter with finding the badge?
	Is that just some other pathetic cult?
	Yeah, cops could have been swastikas.
	Could have been the KKK.
	It's all the same sad cult at the end of the day.
	And then he says these guys, their cult that they found was the skull.
	And the bad guy in Captain America is this dude Red Skull.
	He tells them what they've always longed to hear, that they're secretly great.
	They are secretly great.
	Young white males, and it's a particular group too.
	Like, he doesn't care about white trash or liberals.
	He cares about middle-class, religious, Christian, successful, handsome white males.
	So let's not mislead everyone with white males.
	They're okay with like Chris Hayes.
	But the Covington Catholic schoolboys, so it's a very particular demographic within white males.
	That's the enemy.
	And they have to be beaten down.
	And that's why, after he stood up to that guy who put the drum in his face, ABC News said, or whatever it was, USA Today, said, isn't that kind of aggressive, standing your ground?
	So just standing your ground is bad.
	You're not secretly great.
	They think that the whole world is against them.
	They are.
	And that if they're truly men, they'll fight back.
	Correct.
	This is Captain America saying this through Taneshi Coates' voice.
	And then what's the last panel?
	And bingo, that's their purpose.
	That's what they live for.
	And that's what they'll die for.
	Covington Catholic schoolboys will die.
	And if you have any doubt about my hypothesis here, it's not just Jordan Peterson and I think this.
	They actually quote Jordan Peterson, the bad guy in the comic book.
	That's 1-9.
	It better be.
	Is it?
	Oh, no.
	That's the wrong...
	That's 1-9?
	Yeah.
	Oh, maybe 2-0.
	Try 2-0.
	Okay.
	Here we go.
	Yeah, Jordan Peterson.
	Oh, yeah, fewf.
	Technical glitch there.
	So if you go to the top, though, Jordan Peterson goes, what the hell?
	What the hell is this?
	What the?
	Clean your room, Red Skull.
	Somebody's room is messy as bloody hell.
	Bloody, they've got the bad guy in a children's comic book.
	And I say children's liberally.
	I'm sure the average age of Captain America readers is 30 at this point.
	Ryan doesn't read it because it's too advanced.
	Yeah, I'm not there yet.
	This is Kierkegaard to him.
	He doesn't read German existentialists.
	I'm still in my Disney Pixar.
	Yeah, it's a book.
	I don't read books.
	No.
	If there's no Buzz Light here, what's his motto, Rye Guy?
	Two info.
	Well, which one?
	He's got a couple.
	Oh, what's up?
	I set my laser from stun to kill.
	Wow.
	Does Woody have mottos?
	Yes.
	What's his motto?
	Hey, there's a snake in my boot.
	And somebody's poisoned the water hole.
	I remember those because when my child was a baby, like four, he had a Woody doll and you pulled it and it would say those things.
	You're my dog.
	How do you know them?
	Favorite deputy.
	Did you have one of those?
	When I was a child, that came out.
	In the early 90s, that came out.
	Maybe 96, 97, latest.
	I was a child and I've retained the memories.
	So perhaps I'm a child for not forgetting everything I grew up with.
	Okay, when did you last see a Pixar movie?
	When did you see Tom and Jerry, for example?
	You know, why don't we talk about it?
	When did you see Tom and Jerry?
	This Red Skull thing is crazy, though.
	A week ago.
	There we go.
	Go back.
	Contributors to The Atlantic.
	Like Taneshi Coke.
	Like, so several of them are moving on to comics?
	Like Taneshes.
	Jordan Peterson, let me know if any of this looks familiar.
	So there's the Red Skull, and he has 10 Rules for Life, which is Jordan Peterson's book.
	The villain has Jordan.
	And what is Jordan Peterson's motive?
	He's just telling people, but yes, particularly young people, and yes, particularly young men.
	Don't be ashamed of yourself.
	Clean your room.
	Clean your bloody room.
	Your bloody skull.
	Get organized, have a goal, get in shape, eat better.
	That's his agenda.
	There's not a lot of round up the gypsies and put the crippled kids in a van.
	But those are his rules, right?
	Next to that, chaos and order, Carl Luger's genius, the feminist trap.
	So now to be wary of feminism is evil and Captain America hates it.
	In other words, Captain America is a human.
	I mean, sorry, a feminist.
	What does it say below that?
	I miss this, Captain America?
	Doesn't matter what the press says.
	Doesn't matter what the politicians or the mob say.
	Doesn't matter if the whole country decides something wrong is something right.
	The nation was founded on one principle above all else.
	The requirement that we stand up for what we believe.
	Now they're saying the opposite.
	They'll stand up and they'll die, no matter the odds or consequences.
	When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move your job, no, tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth and tell the whole world, fuck off, Taneshi Coates.
	No, you move.
	Which is what the Covington Catholic School did.
	Oh, true.
	And it wasn't even like that.
	He didn't say you move.
	He just went.
	Not being pushed aside is a crime.
	Hey, look at this.
	F, nothing is getting to them.
	Keep yelling the buzzwords, people.
	Don't listen to this.
	What's that comic?
	Ra.
	And then it says racist Nazi.
	And then it's...
	I think this is a pro-Peterson comic because he turns into like a thing that kills all of them.
	He turns into a huge lobster.
	I don't know what this is.
	Who did this?
	I wish I knew.
	I saw it.
	I read it a couple years ago.
	Yeah, lobsters are big with him, right?
	I think it comes from the old Canadian joke where the guy's selling lobsters and one of them starts to get out.
	And the woman says, excuse me, one of your lobsters getting out of the bucket.
	And without looking behind him, he goes, oh, they're Canadian lobsters.
	The others will drag them back in.
	Well, he did say, Jordan Peterson said that he aligned humans to lobsters, seeing a lot of the same traits.
	Really?
	Yes.
	I've heard him do that with rats, but lobsters are the greatest.
	Oh, he did it with lobsters.
	He did it with lobsters.
	That's disappointing.
	I fucking hate lobsters.
	You like seafood, you disgusting island person.
	Oh, there was a point.
	All you do is eat seafood and have diarrhea for two days.
	Well, there was a point where it was illegal to feed slaves more lobster more than four days a week.
	Because it was so disgusting and oh, too good?
	No, because, well, I'm sorry, you're right.
	They felt it was crap.
	Yeah.
	It is.
	It's a cockroach.
	It's indistinguishable from an insect.
	Same with shrimp.
	Problem is he's facing away from me, Ryan.
	I don't know.
	Trying to figure that out.
	Just flip the fucking ghost show.
	Well, I could do this.
	Here we go.
	Oh, that's kind of good because he's looking at you, the screen, when he looks at the screen.
	And then for you, I could flip you like this.
	You can't.
	What?
	See, now I'm looking away from him.
	Oh.
	I'll have to figure it out.
	Yes, and here's...
	That was the previous link I was showing, 1.9, where this is how young white men are seen, a particular type of white male.
	Are you getting nervous with all this talk of white males?
	I'm getting excited.
	No, it is.
	It's a taboo thing to even defend them.
	If you say white males are being persecuted, then you're a racist.
	But they are.
	look at this.
	This is the attitude that we've developed.
	Knockout game.
	But there was a big story.
	So everyone's talking about these Asians getting slapped, right?
	And it is true.
	If you go to 17B, you will see this.
	I mean, we can play these for hours, right?
	Black or doodle.
	Or 17C.
	We got it again.
	But I'm telling you, it's not a black on Asian thing.
	It's a crime thing.
	That's why.
	And there's also these two kinds of judgments.
	Like those girls who hijacked the car for that Uber car, they got a plea deal with no prison time.
	They murdered a man.
	The Capitol Hill white males who stormed it, there we go.
	This is he robbed them both, are looking at 15 to 20.
	So it's a free-for-all, in a sense.
	But I don't, or here's, look at 17D.
	For some reason, we're not seeing these.
	I don't know why.
	I'm not trying to trivialize the Asian violence.
	I'm just saying it's myopic take on a crime spree that's going on in this country.
	And also, you can get a prop for your computer where you can look at it in a lazy boy chair.
	Do we not, are they showing a commercial first?
	There we go.
	Yes, more violence on the street.
	The 75-year-old victim punched in her face and knocked to the ground.
	Now she's speaking out about this terrifying incident that happened in Harlem.
	Here's eyewitness news reporter, Crystal Cranmore.
	I was shaking after this happened to me because I was just so stunned.
	I was just so surprised.
	It came out of nowhere.
	Judith Thomas's face, now bruised and swollen.
	He threw a punch that was like a fighter's punch.
	I know why I'm annoyed with the black on Asian thing as the focus.
	Because I want the focus to be on the crime spree that happened.
	And the crime spree happened because leftists said defund the police.
	Everything you're seeing here, these past three videos have been about cops.
	Castrated cops.
	You destroyed their morale.
	You took away their money.
	You took away their funding.
	You ruined the job.
	You also said, if you do your job, I'm going to sue you and you're going to lose your $4 million pension.
	So they've said, we're not coming to work.
	You told us not to.
	You punished us for working.
	And this is what you get.
	Not just Asians getting attacked.
	Everyone getting attacked.
	That's true.
	Old white ladies.
	And just walking around New York City as often as I do, I just see Asians all over the place in all parts of the city.
	Well, and they also make easy prey because they don't call the cops and they tend to have money on them.
	But attacks on Hasids are way up.
	Right.
	Which brings me to something I wanted to mention earlier when we were talking about Judaism.
	There is some real nuance with anti-Semitism in New York, and I want to break it down here.
	There's three types.
	There's one, which is just the same as the Asian and that white woman you saw, which is just their easy prey.
	If it was Amish, if it was any other group that didn't call cops and wasn't assimilated and seemed like easy prey, they'd be getting it.
	So in Williamsburg right now, there's some black kid with no father on his bike whacking off one of those big fur hats and then driving away laughing.
	They don't even know that guy's a Jew.
	They don't know what he is.
	He's just easy prey, right?
	So don't put any intellectual gravitas on that.
	That's just violent assholes.
	I don't even call it anti-Semitic.
	It's anti-strong.
	The second kind is much deeper, and that's in Crown Heights, Brooklyn.
	That's Nation of Islam, Black Hebrew-Israelites.
	They hate Jews, and they're not the real Jews.
	We're the real people of Zion and all that shit.
	And that's when you see the Orthodox Jews killed in the kosher deli.
	That's when you see the guy killed upstate.
	That's when you see them saying, they're coming in our neighborhood, and they're pushing us out, and they're raising the price.
	I think that's kind of racist, too, in the sense that they see Jews as the ultimate whites.
	So that's a different kind of bullshit anti-Semitism that's based on hocus pocus.
	I mean, the black Hebrew-Israelite background and the nation of Islam is just ludicrous.
	It's science fiction.
	It's Scientology.
	And then there's a third kind.
	I don't think I included this in the notes.
	You have to dig it up.
	But yesterday, a Jewish family got kicked off a plane.
	And it's a third kind of anti-Semitism that's not rooted in any hocus-pocus, and it's not random violence.
	It's just basic, the same racism that everyone talks about during Jim Crow.
	Like, I don't like you.
	And I think they see, and this is blacks with authority who just, they think, oh, you think you're better than me?
	So what you're seeing, it's just stop here.
	What you're seeing here is a third kind of anti-Semitism that is just like, I don't like you.
	I see you as the ultimate whites.
	And I'm going to use my authority to punish you because you're a Jew.
	And it's hard to detect.
	It's very elusive.
	And I've noticed this strange bigotry with gays and women.
	I'll never forget my mom was posing.
	My mom whoops.
	Thank God my wife doesn't watch this show.
	I mean, she is a mom, my wife.
	Right.
	My kids' mom, my wife, is a fag hag, and she was posing with Jeremy Scott and all these are gay friends.
	And one of them shooed her out of the frame.
	And he said, this one's for the boys, honey.
	And she was like, oh.
	And I was pissed off.
	And I thought, oh, that's, it just reared its ugly head.
	It doesn't show up a lot, but the gays, they're like, hi, honey.
	Yeah, I love you too.
	Fuck off.
	And that's what I'm seeing here is this sort of deep-seated latent bigotry that's not obvious and has reared its ugly head.
	Very dissimilar from anti-Semitism one and two.
	So they had masks on.
	They had their daughter eat.
	You're not supposed to have the tray table down, I guess, is another non-compliance thing, but it's not a big deal.
	The kid can sit on a lap, that's fine.
	She's two, that's allowed.
	They have a special seatbelt for two-year-olds.
	So the kid doesn't have a mask on.
	Two-year-olds don't need masks, especially when they're eating fucking yogurt.
	And yeah, I'm sorry the tray's down.
	We'll get it up soon.
	She's hungry.
	If they're going anywhere near Israel, this is a long flight.
	They're probably going to LA from New York or something like that.
	And this is, what's the black airline?
	Oh, yeah, Spirit Airlines.
	This is Spirit Airlines.
	So it's more like Soul Plane.
	The Soul Plane, yeah.
	Which we took.
	Remember, where were we going again?
	Zimbabwe.
	Yes.
	I think Florida.
	Florida.
	Oh, yeah, for Laura Loomer's thing.
	It's not really the clip.
	I don't really need to go to a rave.
	And then they de-plane the whole flight.
	Wow.
	See, this isn't as simple as non-compliance.
	This is an elusive bigotry that I am such a good detective.
	I discovered it.
	Don't you think because there are certain protected classes of race and then there aren't, that kind of funnels hate towards the unprotected class?
	Because like, well, nobody's aware of their plight, so I could attack them more.
	They matter less.
	They don't have commercials saying white lives matter.
	Jewish lives.
	Why erase hate?
	Hate has no home here.
	Congratulations.
	You got it out of one house.
	It's like rats.
	It's going to be somewhere, everywhere.
	So all you can do is have exterminators.
	Pest control.
	We had pest control.
	New York was utopia.
	It was Wakanda.
	Times Square, you could walk around nude at 3 in the morning with $100 bills glued to your tits.
	Hi, come get me.
	No problem.
	Now it's a fucking disgusting war zone.
	Bums everywhere.
	Guys checking their Macy's rip-off stuff.
	People jumping in front of garbage trucks.
	Most stores that I know of in Manhattan will buzz you in.
	They look outside and they wait to see if you reek and if you have a pet rat.
	And then they buzz you in.
	Because you're a rat.
	Rats will just wander in.
	Or if you are a rat, yeah.
	And it's because we got rid of pest control.
	We got rid of crime fighters.
	So normally you would have, no, you can't hit Asians, you can't hit Hasidic Jews, but then we erase the law.
	And what happens when you erase the law?
	People get violent.
	If we tell them that white males are human garbage, I'm going to go punch one in the face.
	I won't go to jail if I punch someone.
	Well, I'm going to go punch Asians actually because they never get up.
	I'm going to go punch some old lady randomly.
	I'm going to box her.
	That guy in Harlem boxed her.
	Or I'm going to, if I'm going to get away with it, you're not going to punish me.
	I'm going to fucking hijack a car.
	I'll call an Uber and then I'll have a taser and I'll just fucking zap him and then he'll freak out and get out of the car.
	And if he doesn't, I'll drive it at 150 miles an hour around a corner.
	And then if he goes flying out and dies, I'll get like probation.
	Why not?
	The cops won't arrest me.
	And that's the latest with those two girls who did exactly that, 2-1.
	They got a plea deal.
	They got probation for murdering a man.
	I mean, if I take my dad, I can brainwash him into robbing a bank with me, and he's crying the whole time, saying, this is a big mistake.
	And then I shoot a guard, he's going to jail for murder with me.
	You're an accessory.
	I don't think that's a good idea.
	No, I have to make a point.
	I have to say, I have to prove it.
	But click on the link there.
	Zero jail time.
	Max and John, four years in prison.
	Everyone has stormed the Capitol.
	Insane sentences looming over them.
	Domestic terrorism.
	Treason, which is a capital offense.
	So the death penalty is looming over them.
	And this is fine.
	But click on it.
	In case...
	Have you seen this?
	No.
	Oh, you got to see this.
	I did read about it, but I haven't seen the clip.
	It's disturbing.
	We've already shown it on the show a couple times, but our guest needs to see it.
	Scroll down.
	That's the guy who's dead.
	A carjacking turns deadly in DC when two teen girls try to steal an Uber Eats driver's car.
	Just released cell phone video shows the shocking moments when he refuses to get out.
	He's probably from Lahore, Pakistan.
	He's used to miscreants trying to rob and kill him.
	First, they smash him on the pole.
	Then they make an arcing right turn that the car can't handle.
	He goes flying like garbage.
	That was a real collision you heard.
	And then see if they show the remainder.
	I like when girls wear fake glasses on TV to seem smart.
	There it is.
	Oh, they're not going to show it.
	His body is lying on the sidewalk like a piece of garbage.
	And she's worried about her phone.
	She's like, where's my fucking phone?
	Trying to get her cell phone.
	And then there's military dudes there trying to organize everything.
	And no one's even looking at the body.
	He's face down all askew.
	Under a fence.
	Teenage schoolgirls.
	It's bizarre.
	Not one person even looks at him.
	There he was there.
	Do they show it there?
	Oh, he's behind me.
	He's a blurred image.
	And they're all just standing around walking past him.
	His name, no one's repeating his name.
	He has raised over, I think it's over a million dollars now with the GoFundMe, which is good.
	All right.
	Well, even with my dad, I'd rather have my dad than the money.
	And I have one of the worst dads in America.
	Oh, just a moment.
	And I'm probably not going to have him for much longer.
	Just one of the worst.
	Not necessarily the worst.
	Wouldn't that suck if I said, I wouldn't take a million dollars for a dead dad?
	No, thank you.
	And then you died like four days later.
	You're like, you know, I always said like, how much would we paid to get raped by a bum?
	And people are like, no fucking way.
	Not $7 million?
	No way.
	And then that day on your walk home, you get raped by a bump.
	Raped by a bum for free.
	For free.
	Or it's even just bad to go, I took the 7 million.
	I mean, I thought, what if I get raped on the way home?
	I'd be kicking myself.
	Right.
	Here's the problem with getting raped by a bum for 7 million.
	There's only one problem.
	You're in the luxury home in the indoor pool, and your friends are over, and they go, this is fantastic.
	You got all this from your stupid show?
	And you go, no, it was something different.
	Anyway, who wants more drinks?
	I know, what was it?
	Are you a Bitcoin guy?
	I didn't know you were a trader.
	I don't want to talk about it, okay?
	Enjoy the fucking pool.
	So the way you get away with that is you do it for $10 million.
	$3 million you donate to an entrepreneur's fund to help young guys, young women too, start businesses.
	And then the $7 million you keep so you can go, oh, I started an entrepreneur's fund, among other things that were really bad.
	It's all about what to say during the breaststroke.
	Another thing I like to say during the breaststroke is, are you liking this?
	Is this good?
	Chauvin update.
	Dad was watching that all day.
	Boring as shit.
	But I thought this was interesting that remember we said I can't really see where his knee is.
	He's wearing black pants.
	The pictures of George Floyd we had were very black.
	And it's obviously, you know, with foreshortening.
	I have two hands, believe it or not.
	Not one.
	Whoop, whoop.
	So you couldn't really tell exactly the depth of field where his knee was.
	Now that we have this police camera footage, which we could have done this in a day, by the way.
	It looks like it's on the fucking shoulder blade, which I believe is in the training manual, right?
	This is how people convince you that they have your nose in their hand and it wiggles.
	Police stole George Floyd's nose, refused to give it back.
	From the perspective of Miss Police Frazier...
	They removed George Floyd's thumb from his.
	And they removed a coin from his ear, which is theft.
	It's on the neck of Mr. Floyd.
	Yes, sir.
	Right there.
	That was important.
	Perspective of Miss Frazier's camera.
	It appears that Officer Chauvin's knee is on the neck of Mr. Floyd.
	Yes, sir.
	How many rioters are watching this footage or giving a flying fuck if he's guilty or not?
	That's a thing.
	You could sit down any of these rioters, these imminent rioters, and prove to them beyond a shadow of a doubt that he's innocent.
	They go, fuck you, I'm rioting anyway.
	You're boring, dude.
	I'm already bored, by the way.
	So the pivotal moment when he tried to pause on it, the player came back up and kind of obscured it.
	But this is the result.
	Yes.
	Yes, but I'm trying to throw him under the bus.
	Well, say yes reluctantly.
	Right, I guess.
	I don't want to get in more shit for lying.
	And then, of course, final racism bit.
	Georgia has been punished for daring to ask that blacks have ID to vote.
	And now it's over to Colorado.
	Denver, Colorado is where the all-star game will be.
	Colorado has voter ID.
	And by the way, it's the Coors field.
	Joseph Coors once famously said, I don't like blacks in my factories.
	They don't have the IQ to do the job.
	Anyone who's worked with them can see that.
	That's what he said.
	Now, his son is running it now, and his son is like, black power, black lives matter.
	My dad, I hate my dad, which I can sympathize with.
	But yeah, it's six of one, half a dozen or the other.
	You're going to find racism in everything.
	But I guess because Colorado does mostly mail-in votes, and you can use a utility bill, then it's slightly less voter suppression.
	So they've won now.
	Well, what does that tweet say?
	Atlanta is 62% black, Denver is 10% black, and Colorado requires voter ID.
	Says it all.
	Very prescient tweets today.
	Okay, I want to jump to COVID because I've been saving a nuclear bomb here that really sums up most of the shit we care about on this show, which is liars.
	You know, for a show that's so anti-liar, we should have something about the truth at the end of our get fired, get in trouble.
	Oh, I see.
	Because Tucker says lies.
	Pomposity is his thing.
	I don't mind pomposity.
	The other pomposity.
	I like the odd monocle and fancy cheese.
	I want to eat a $200 steak that's this big.
	They're delicious.
	One time I bought my dad this fancy steak in Costa Rica.
	It was called the Diablo.
	It had hot peppercorns on it.
	And he's like, oh my God, this is absolutely delicious, my boy.
	Oh.
	And I go, you know that steak you're eating is 50 bucks?
	Which in New York, by the way, is dirt cheap.
	Like Keene's is 250 bucks.
	And as I said that, this is a Scotsman, how cheap they are.
	Like King Midas in reverse, it turned to shit in his mouth.
	He just went, oh, it fell out of his mouth.
	It became feces the second I said the price.
	And I don't think you finished it.
	Try to return it.
	Well, I couldn't.
	And then you went to a disgusting shithole that the fishermen eat at called Hotel Montezuma.
	Like, now that place is delicious.
	It's not pretentious like Homer de Mar.
	But you have to, I mean, I'm cheap too.
	The fact that I had to spend $600 on my motorbike this week for a tune-up and the front calipers and some electrical still haunts me like I had an abortion.
	Yeah, you consider riding it around like a scooter, like just pedaling.
	It's just a garbage thing.
	I don't go on road trips with it.
	$600.
	I thought, I'm going to be generous.
	And this guy's, it's a tough time.
	If he says $350, $400, fine.
	$600.
	And I lost $100 fucking bucks last night with Guillermo.
	Jacob deGrom pitched, I don't know, seven perfect innings.
	Just strike out, strike out.
	He's averaging 98 miles an hour now.
	Then we get who I used to like, Guillermo, because he wore funny socks.
	He comes out.
	We get all these new Shit pictures.
	They're throwing it in like it's a softball.
	They're hitting it literally out of the park.
	We go from a 2-0 win to a 2-5 loss.
	Sorry, a 3-5 loss.
	We got one run in at the end.
	And this happened after the seventh inning.
	Money falling from the sky.
	Why do we kick him out after the eighth?
	The shitty picture?
	Yes.
	They did.
	I think we went through three shitty pictures after DeGrom.
	And he couldn't go back in.
	No, I don't know why not.
	I don't understand baseball very well.
	Let's just have him there till his arm falls off.
	Well, exactly.
	Yeah.
	Or at least get some kind of closer.
	We haven't had a good closer ever.
	And DeGrom, I'm starting to feel like a fat, ugly guy dating a supermodel.
	Like, he surely must want to lose us.
	He keeps winning games for us.
	I should ask my son that how many times he's won a game and then said, all right, we good?
	Everyone good?
	I'm going to go take a shit.
	And he comes out of the bathroom.
	We lost.
	Sorry.
	Are you mad?
	Yeah, I am pretty mad.
	I'm very mad.
	I've done my part.
	I'm Cy Young twice now.
	I'm about to be put in the Baseball Hall of Fame.
	I'm probably the second best pitcher of all time.
	And I'm a little annoyed with you guys.
	A little annoyed.
	I am done.
	You're done.
	I'm done.
	Yeah, that's going to be DeGrom's last words to the Mets.
	This is you after placing a bet on the Mets.
	I'm never going to financially recover from this.
	Well, the good thing about cheap people is I made 100 on the previous game.
	Not in Pence game, but it was Oakland A's, I think.
	So I'm at zero.
	So that's not a crisis yet.
	All right, sorry.
	COVID.
	Covered a lot of ground, your language requires a paintbrush to write.
	Your language sucks.
	Your language is stupid.
	Fucking Chinese.
	Chinese virus goes from China.
	Chinese asshole!
	Just keep your hands off my dog.
	What do you think of that theory?
	That it came from a dog?
	No, that if your language requires a paintbrush to write, it's stupid.
	Well, how the hell do you use a computer then?
	Their keyboards must be this wide.
	Every fucking thing.
	The word for man on a boat is a drawing of a man on a boat.
	What are you, a cave person?
	My friend Mercedes was like, no, it's actually very mathematical.
	You'd use algorithms and no, it's drawings.
	Or the Middle East, all their flags.
	They'll have writing on the flag that's stupid paintbrush writing.
	And then on the other side, they have to invert it.
	So the Iraqi flag, I believe, has two sides.
	So it reads correctly on the other side.
	Yeah, this is West.
	Because the sun is rising something about the horizon.
	Yeah.
	You know what?
	Just write the word West.
	At least Korea said this is stupid.
	Hey, smartest person in the country.
	Who, me?
	Yeah, the top professor at the top university?
	Hi.
	Can you make a better language?
	Like, English is awesome.
	Okay, I'll make a better English.
	And he did.
	It's just circles and lines, and it's something like 22 characters.
	I don't know what we have, 26?
	Yeah.
	The Phoenicians made the 26-letter alphabet.
	So they're pretty dope.
	Good.
	Korea, all power to you.
	You still sound stupid.
	Yeah.
	That's a very efficient language.
	Chinese, Middle Eastern, gotta go.
	Sorry.
	Anyway, I've been waiting to show.
	I don't know if you've seen this, Dad.
	I'm very excited to show you this.
	Remember yesterday we showed Ron DeSantis.
	So Ron DeSantis is an evil person, according to the left.
	And he did a pay-to-play where Public said, here, I'll give you $100,000, which, by the way, running for governor is nothing.
	Millions is a big donation.
	$100,000?
	He probably spent that on pamphlets in one hour.
	But anyway, I'll give you $100,000, but I want something for it.
	Okay, I'll do the vaccinations at your place where you'll make, what did they make?
	$100,000?
	Great.
	Pay to play.
	So some dumb bitch interviews him here.
	Then in post, they add a rebuttal that doesn't make sense because the rebuttal says he didn't talk to everyone.
	They find someone from the Glades.
	What?
	I don't know Florida real estate perfectly, but that doesn't sound like the area he's talking about.
	And then he says, this is a bullshit narrative, and they cut it.
	So the unedited footage has emerged.
	And this is brilliant because he said, I'm not doing a show with you.
	I'm not doing an interview with you because he knows they can edit it.
	But you can come to one of my press conferences.
	That's free to all press.
	And then the truth will come out.
	This is very Trumpian 4D chess, by the way.
	Because they hanged themselves.
	So we'll just refresh ourselves with the first clip that we saw yesterday.
	But he declined our request for an interview.
	We caught up with him south of the window.
	Publix, as you know, donated $100,000 to your campaign, and then you rewarded them with the exclusive rights to distribute the vaccination in the future.
	So first of all, what you're saying is wrong.
	How is that not paid a punch?
	That's a fake narrative.
	I met with the county mayor.
	I met with the administrator.
	I met with all the folks at Palm Beach County, and I said, here's some of the options.
	We can do more drive-through sites.
	We can give more to hospitals.
	We can do the Publix.
	And they said, we think that would be the easiest thing for our residents.
	But Melissa McKinley, the county commissioner in the Glades, told us the governor never met with her about the Publix deal.
	The criticism is that it's pay-to-play, governmental.
	It's wrong.
	It's a fake narrative.
	I just disabused you of the narrative.
	And you don't care about the facts because obviously I laid it out for you in a way that is irrefutable.
	And so it's clearly...
	It didn't sound irrefutable.
	No, no, no.
	You're wrong.
	You're wrong.
	You're wrong.
	That's actually a fact.
	So you can't hear her as well.
	So first of all, what you're saying is wrong.
	That's a fake narrative.
	So first of all, when we did the first pharmacies that had it were CVS and Walgreens long-term care mission.
	So they were going to the long-term care facilities.
	They got vaccine in the middle of December.
	They started going to the long-term care facilities the third week of December to do LTCs.
	So that was their mission.
	That was very important.
	And we trusted Them to do that as we got into January.
	We wanted to expand the distribution points.
	So, yes, you had the counties, you had some drive-through sites, you had hospitals that were doing a lot, but we wanted to get it into communities more.
	So, we reached out to other retail pharmacies, Publix, Walmart.
	Obviously, CBS and Walgreens had to finish that mission.
	And we said we're going to use you.
	60 minutes, you said it was an exclusive to Publix.
	Now it looks like plenty of people had it, and you chose Publix at the very end after a democratic decision.
	I mean, I was there.
	That's 100% true.
	And where did you get it?
	I got it in a Velusia County Fair.
	Oh, really?
	Yes.
	So there's like snacks, a ride, a vaccine?
	Well, it's not really, you know, the county fair isn't really operating now.
	Oh, okay.
	They just use the premises.
	Oh, I see.
	So you've got a big tent there.
	It's outside.
	Yeah, an enormous tent, yes.
	And it's incredibly well organized.
	So you just phone up, and they'll give you an appointment.
	Well, it sounds like what DeSantis did was use trial and error.
	Yes.
	As I say, almost everybody I know, you know, they're all older people, obviously, most of them have had it done at the Velusia County Fair.
	Huh.
	Yeah.
	Well, I saw another interview with him where he said, they said, why didn't you handle it?
	You gave this to the hospitals.
	And he goes, it would be a disaster for the government to try to handle 100% of these vaccines.
	We let hospitals handle it, healthcare professionals handle it.
	And then you have New York, where the opposite is true, and the government is determined to handle 100% of it.
	So they go, there's a big boat at Chelsea Piers here in this city that they could have used.
	No one went on it because it would make Trump look good.
	And then we have a hospital we built in Central Park, just like the fair.
	Yes.
	No, that was Trump's idea.
	That would make it look good.
	Just like hydroxychloroquine would make Trump look good.
	Just like getting the vaccine out too early would make him look good.
	So they thwarted it at every turn.
	Well, to be fair, you know, it was Biden who saved the day, you know, because he started the vaccine.
	There was nothing there when he came in.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Well, Trump's only 100 million people in 100 days, and Biden's managed to do 200 million people in 200 days.
	Well, I think Joe forgot he got vaccinated in December.
	Right, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	But go ahead with that clip.
	For the publics, they were the first one to raise their hand, say they were ready to go.
	And you know what?
	We did it on a trial basis.
	I had three counties.
	I actually showed up that weekend and talked to seniors across four different Publix.
	How was the experience?
	Is this good?
	Should you think this is a way to go?
	And it was 100% positive.
	So we expanded it, and then folks liked it.
	And I can tell you, if you look at a place like Palm Beach County, they were kind of struggling at first in terms of the senior numbers.
	I went, I met with the county mayor, I met with the administrator, I met with all the folks at Palm Beach County, and I said, here are some of the options.
	We can do more drive-through sites.
	We can get more to hospitals.
	We can do the Publix.
	We can do this.
	They calculated that 90% of their seniors live within a mile and a half of a Publix.
	And they said, we think that would be the easiest thing for our residents.
	So we did that.
	And what ended up happening was, you had 65 Publix in Palm Beach.
	Palm Beach is one of the biggest counties, one of the most elderly counties.
	We've done almost 75% of the seniors in Palm Beach.
	And the reason is because you have the strong retail footprint.
	So our multifaceted.
	It has worked.
	And we're also now very much expanding CVS and Walgreens now that they've completed the long-term care mission.
	Yes?
	See, this is why people are talking about him as the next Trump.
	You can let him say that.
	The hand movements, too.
	And you don't care about the facts because obviously I laid it out for you in a way that is irrelevant.
	That you'll edit.
	And so it's clearly not.
	Do you think there's any chance?
	You use the word disabused, which is a great word.
	You've been abused by the business.
	The only way you can survive as a politician today is to be able to take on the media.
	And the media cheat and steal.
	They kick you in the balls.
	They fight dirty.
	So you have to know how to block punch and still be noble about it.
	Still use the, what is it called?
	The Queen's rules for boxing?
	Queensbury rules.
	Queensbury rules.
	You have to use the Queensbury rules, but you have to block shots to the nuts and biting and stuff.
	And he does that beautifully.
	He says disabuse.
	He knows they're going to fake edit him later.
	So he refuses to meet them in their studio on their time.
	And he fights back.
	And that's a real talent in this day and age.
	Trump had it.
	It's very Trump-y.
	And the hand movements and everything, it's pretty great.
	Yeah.
	But then it's so different with Justin Trudeau because he filters the news, the news media.
	So only his favorite newsmen get to answer questions.
	Right?
	Get to ask questions.
	Yeah.
	Well, that's where Biden is going to.
	So I should clarify.
	The only way you could survive as a right-wing politician today is to be able to fight fair, but fight against someone who fights dirty.
	Liberal politicians, I mean, we saw Biden's cheat sheet.
	He had the people circled with little pictures.
	Pictures.
	But here's another part of that scoop.
	2.5.
	A local politician there said, I offered to talk to 60 Minutes and they turned me down because I didn't fit their narrative.
	Now, this is going to take some finangling because it's hard for me to read.
	So Mayor Dave Kerner, blow that up.
	I watched the 60-minute segment on the Palm Beach County last night and feel compelled to issue the statement.
	The reporting was not just based on bad information, it was intentionally false.
	I know this because I offered to provide my insight into Palm Beach.
	Just zoom out a bit.
	I can handle it.
	A little smaller.
	A little bigger.
	A little smaller.
	I only got two.
	There we go.
	How's this?
	That's fine.
	Perfect.
	I know this because I offered to provide my insight into Palm Beach County's vaccination efforts, and 60 minutes declined.
	They know that the governor came to Palm Beach County and met with me and the county administrator, and we asked to expand the state's partnership with Publix to Palm Beach County, which is what he just said, because seniors are within one mile, 90%.
	We also discussed our own local plans to expand mass vaccination centers throughout the country, which the governor has been incredibly supportive.
	We asked, and he delivered.
	They had that information and they left it out because it kneecaps their narrative.
	Great word.
	We have confronted this pandemic for over a year.
	Our residents, like all Americans, are tired, blah, blah, blah.
	60 minutes should be a shame.
	I thank the governor for supporting the residents of Palm Beach County because of his efforts.
	75%, all that other stuff there, he said.
	Quarter million seniors in the county.
	Isn't that amazing?
	Just over 75% of the total senior population.
	That's ridiculous.
	This is why people hate the media because all they do is fucking lie.
	And then last two things on COVID, 2.6.
	The blacks seem to suffer worse from COVID.
	I thought it was because they, at least in the hood, at least in New York, none of them were wearing masks or doing the six feeding, especially in like East New York, Bushwick.
	They were doing the six feet undering and killing each other.
	South Bronx.
	No one.
	But it turns out they obviously lack vitamin D, right?
	We're white because we don't get enough sun, so we have to have every morsel we can get.
	They can block out the sun with their melanin because they got too much in Africa.
	Then they come to America, they're not getting enough, so most have a vitamin D deficiency.
	Vitamin D turns out to be a crucial part of fighting COVID.
	So it's actually purely biological and has nothing to do with racism, believe it or not.
	If blacks trip and get a soaker, it's not racism.
	A soaker.
	I think the majority of Americans have a vitamin D deficiency to begin with.
	And so add being black on top of that.
	Where'd you get that from?
	Dr. Rhonda Patrick.
	It's encouraged that everybody take vitamin D3 supplements.
	And I do.
	Did you take a Biden pill?
	Why are you speaking rationally and saying intelligent things?
	No, I took the vitamin Biden B6 shot.
	Did you get an Adderall injection up your ass or something?
	Remembering doctors' names?
	You got cue cards over there?
	This is because my vitamin D. What?
	I just took some.
	That was a vitamin lie.
	I'm going back to normal.
	Yeah, 2.7 is the same point.
	And remember, he said this.
	He goes, get out in the sun more.
	And he was resoundingly mocked.
	Trump does what I do.
	You talk to incredibly intelligent people who know what they're talking about.
	You steal that information and then you say it in a dumb way.
	And people go, you're a moron.
	And then later you're proven true.
	And they think you're prescient, some sort of a prophet.
	But you're really just a kleptomaniac.
	Like the shampoo thing.
	The shampoo thing.
	You're like, yeah, don't do shampoo.
	It's gay.
	And then also you get bald.
	And that's just a vibe you got?
	Or you knew that?
	Because that is totally true.
	I can't remember how I got there.
	I haven't used shampoo since 1986.
	Even in the comments, it's like, you know, there's sodium laurith sulfate.
	I do stumble upon my own discoveries very occasionally.
	For example, if you don't want to premature ejaculate, you imagine Kevin Spacey's head floating above the bed.
	Correct.
	And it buys you four minutes.
	Exactly.
	And I cannot tell you how many men have come up to me and said, I thought you were a lunatic.
	I did the Kevin Spacey thing, and I was a marathon man.
	You know how many people have buried it deep in doggy style to get a boy?
	Like, however you say to get a boy.
	Oh, yeah, that's true, too.
	I did look that up.
	There is something about male sperm having to be dropped off at the ovary front door and you can't, they don't do much swimming.
	Wow.
	To make a chick, it just jizz on her boot on her way to work.
	I said, no, she's got female quadruplets.
	Just beat off thinking about her and she'll get pregnant with a girl.
	Yeah, to make a boy, it's got to be basically, you've got to see it in her neck.
	She's got to look like she has an Adam's apple before you realize it's deep enough.
	Wait, are you a dude or am I making a dude?
	All right, let's jump to the mailbox.
	There's probably going to be a lot of mail about Jimmy McInnes, I assume.
	We'll see if my new co-host is a hit and if we should replace Ryan.
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
	Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbox.
	Let me touch it.
	Ryan, shut up.
	You've been replaced by Gavin's dad.
	By a dad.
	Yeah, by a dad, period.
	This picture is making me hard.
	The thing I'm most obsessed with is her face.
	665.
	What does that mean?
	Oh, 6 to 6.5.
	Yeah, if you're a tit guy, those are great.
	See, a lot of times when you have big tits, you're denied an ass.
	Especially with whites and Asians.
	But this looks like you got everything.
	Oh, that's the person who sent it?
	You're a tit man, right, Dad?
	And ass.
	But it was Chris Rock, was it not?
	He kept on about white men don't have asses.
	Why is he so concerned with that?
	Won't happen again.
	This letter is addressed to Gav and Fag, which I assume is Ryan.
	Good day, gentlemen.
	I've lived in the South all my life, excluding a two-year stint in Seattle.
	I've been fortunate enough to travel extensively.
	I hated the South until I lived outside of it.
	I learned my lesson.
	The answer to your move is Nashville.
	I've heard that many times.
	Nashville, not Asheville, right?
	No, but they, I've also been told Asheville would hate you, but your kids, your daughter would like it, so live near it.
	And sort of like Madison, it's an island of lunacy surrounded by sane people, although Madisonites describe it the inverse.
	It has enough hipsters to lose some city flare restaurants and bars.
	However, the state is deep red, and hipsters don't have the numbers to dictate how people live.
	I'm from Alabama originally.
	Oh my God, I was there in the summer once.
	I almost fucking died.
	I was in tears.
	But chose Nashville after I left Seattle.
	The actual secret is to move to a small rural town outside of Nashville.
	Yes, I've heard that a lot.
	Of which there are many great spots to choose from.
	I live in a town called White House, about 20 miles north of Nashville.
	Okay, I'll put that in my file called Moving.
	Sorry, folks.
	I have to do some paperwork here.
	It's funny.
	The great thing about this show and getting all the feedback is patterns emerge.
	And North Carolina, South Carolina, Eastern Tennessee has emerged as a pattern.
	There's some gems scattered, but the topographical map.
	10 things I hate about your shitty show.
	Oh.
	Ouch.
	This is going to sting, folks.
	Ryan's fucking incompetence, his unrivaled idiocy was amusing for about 10 minutes.
	It's been a lot more than that.
	Book of the day, who the fuck reads a book every day?
	In theory, for someone to keep up with your fucking...
	Why would you read a book a day?
	I'm not suggesting that.
	Right.
	When you have a cooking show, these morning cooking shows, they say, here's a fun little eggplant dish the next day.
	Here's some things to do with an English muffin.
	If one of them tickles your fancy at one point, you make it.
	The newspaper has a recipe every day.
	You don't follow that like some sort of food Nazi.
	No one, nobody is going to read this book.
	Not one of you.
	Or if you're interested in books like books about trannies, then you'll be interested in when Harry became Sally.
	Obviously.
	Sorry if I gave you too many options to eat.
	So number two sucks.
	Call your dad more.
	He's in the fucking studio.
	I can listen to that man describe paint drying and be entertained.
	That's not overstate.
	He is at least twice as funny as Gavin.
	And Gavin is a supremely funny guy.
	I don't know if you've been listening to my quips here.
	Are you a dude or am I making a dude?
	Did anyone even get that?
	That was said off the dome.
	Has he had any quips remotely close to that?
	Before we left for the studio, he said he didn't want to stand the whole time.
	He goes, so can we bring a stool?
	And I said, I'm not having human feces.
	You keep your samples between you and your doctor.
	That's none of my business.
	No, I'm meant for lunch.
	He's not that great, guys.
	Well, some people have to try, like tell jokey jokes like you, and then some people are just naturally witty and funny and charming like he is.
	Vinyo lyrics.
	What the fuck is actually being said after but Gavin told?
	What?
	The thing, the bumper, before we play the vinyl video.
	Gavin ran away when he found out Ryan was gay.
	Gavin told type it's going to be all right.
	But Gavin's pretty tight.
	Gavin's all right in the show's pretty tight.
	Yeah, is this really worthy of a pet peeve list that you miss one of the lyrics in one of the bumpers?
	Gavin's pronunciation of certain words, particularly Dr. Zeus.
	I've noticed that with Americans.
	Maybe they're very parochial and they're not used to foreigners, but even my own children, when I say pasta and Mario Brothers, they get mad.
	Mario, pasta.
	And they call NASA NASA.
	But it's more fanetic to say NASA.
	Anyway, sorry there's a foreigner here.
	Constant talk about Prow Boys and Antifa.
	We get it.
	Prowboys aren't Nazis and Antifa are blundering idiots.
	Move on.
	It's fucking redundant.
	That's a fair criticism.
	First 20 minutes of the show is usually a snooze.
	Noticing a pattern here that the beginning of shows are either really captivating right away or the most boring fucking shit in existence.
	Okay.
	Well, I try to keep it light and friendly in the beginning.
	Howard Stern's show will be nothing but that.
	He talked for maybe an hour today about his aunt problem.
	I copy the New York Post.
	So they'll start with J-Lo like we did today.
	And then as you settle in and stir your noodle soup, we slowly get into the plea in the Uber sleigh.
	You can't have your pudding before you have your meat.
	The New York Post, I think, is 200 years old.
	How old is the New York Post?
	Did you turn off the Alexa machine?
	Yes.
	Because you're paranoid.
	I think we're all a little paranoid.
	Gavin is a clinical retard when it comes to the Bible.
	For example, you can't believe the Bible and think the earth is millions of years old.
	Yes, I can.
	1851, New York Times.
	Or you want the Post?
	1851.
	You want the Post?
	The Post, yeah.
	Okay.
	Why the New York Times?
	I don't know.
	I don't know.
	1851.
	The New York Post.
	The New York Times is from 1851.
	1801.
	Okay, so half a century older.
	Yeah.
	More like almost 7,000 years.
	Also, you can't believe in the Bible and evolution of humans.
	Yes, I can.
	I take the Bibles very metaphorically.
	I'm not a big Old Testament guy.
	So I know for a fact the Earth is 4 billion years old.
	It was created by a large explosion.
	Boom.
	The big boom.
	Well, that's a theory.
	Let there be light.
	I believe that God created the big boom.
	And this is all the dominoes of setting up this perfect.
	It's sort of like the beginning of that movie Prometheus, where the alien comes to Earth, he eats something, it breaks apart, and those all become the cells.
	Boom, these expands.
	Furthermore, I think animals are fucking losers.
	They're just part of our genetic discharge.
	Like, if you had some radioactive thing that made a superhero and some got on a plant and became this pathetic little wandering plant, that's what animals are.
	Sad genetic accidents that wish they could be human and never will be.
	Well, we're in a genetic accident.
	No, we're on our way to perfection.
	Not at all.
	That's on our way to extinction.
	That's why our lifespan, well, was going up until this obesity issue.
	We're on our way to extinction.
	We'll do a whole episode on deism.
	No, no, it's anti-deism.
	I'm a deist.
	You're an anti-deist.
	So if we did a discussion, it would be about deism.
	Yes.
	Okay.
	This is the 10 things I hate about you.
	You always say no when something's right.
	Like I'll go, there was six of them there.
	Oh, no.
	No, I believe there was about half a dozen were actually there.
	That's what I fucking said.
	Sometimes Gavin talks so much during the clips that I forget what the actual fucking clip is supposed to be about.
	We know it's your show, but Jesus Christ, take a fucking water break for a second.
	And then he makes 10 fucking incompetent, faggy McFag Ryan.
	So I sandwiched the whole list.
	He bookended, I believe, is the term.
	So we're not counting 10.
	I'll give you two of these.
	I'll give you too much talk about Prowboys and Antifa, and I'll give you talking during videos.
	The others were garbage.
	You can go fuck yourself, and where's your show, asshole?
	How many subscribers do you have?
	Ray White, white supremacist.
	Please share this lost American tradition.
	I am clicking this with great trepidation.
	Don't want to lose more banking.
	Oh, this is Jessica White's father.
	This is the part of the letters page where they show us memes that we've already done so much on that.
	I know Jessica White and his father.
	Weiss did two films on Jessica White.
	We also introduced Johnny Knoxville to his son.
	And Jessica White did a documentary called The Wild Whites of West Virginia, something like that.
	So thank you for intro.
	Do you also have a clip of Eddie Murphy playing Gumby?
	Thanks.
	Please turn me on to a punk band called The Sex Pistols.
	I'm very curious about them and where they're from.
	Are there any islands off of Europe that have British people in them?
	Gavin and Gukliiser came across this weird pandemic scenario that took place at John Hopkins in 2017.
	The SPARS pandemic, a futuristic scenario for public health risk communicators, just replaced SPARS with COVID and changed the dates from 2025 to 2020.
	And the PDF reads exactly like COVID.
	Yeah, I've seen a few of these where it's eerily similar to the pandemic.
	But what does that mean that we planned it?
	I think all pandemics are pretty similar, right?
	You look at Spanish flu pics from 100 years ago and they look like us today.
	So I'm not blown away by this.
	China made this vaccine.
	I don't believe that they intended it to be such a smashing success of sabotage.
	I think they have calluses on their hands from high-fiving each other.
	Because holy shit, was this a successful piece of Western vandalism?
	Way to go.
	And they're doing great.
	Exactly.
	It's a real threat.
	Germ warfare is.
	That's the new thing.
	Yep.
	It's a hell of a lot cheaper than building aircraft carriers.
	Right.
	And they've been doing this for forever, right?
	They're doing it on their own people with these balloons that dump a kind of anthrax type powder and kill millions of people.
	The Japanese were big on it.
	Hey, Gavin, Ryan, go to a real barber and get a $40 haircut.
	Yes, please.
	That fucking mop is painful.
	It's painful.
	I'm waiting until it gets super long.
	It looks like you have a hat on and it goes over your eyes.
	Then what he'll do on his day off, he'll wear a hat that pushes his bangs right into his eyes so he can't see a thing.
	Yes.
	And this is on a day that's 70 degrees and he'll have a sweater on too.
	Yeah, I like that.
	I like being hot.
	Anyway, check out this Les Stroud documentary series he made a little while after he ended Survivor Man.
	Apologies if you've seen this.
	It's an ancient Chinese secret.
	I've only watched four episodes.
	This guy wants us to check out a survival show.
	This guy's pretty great.
	You know him?
	Oh, yeah, he's the Survivor Man.
	Oh, the hoser.
	Yeah.
	Hey, we're down here.
	We've been here for like two, four hours.
	Okay, we'll check out that, I guess.
	I like the episode of this documentary where he goes back to Sunnyville Trailer Park and Julian, you know, hooks him up with a job.
	Is he from Cash and the Drugs?
	Is he from Halifax?
	I don't actually know.
	Sounds like it.
	Hey, Gavin, president of the Red Zone.
	You mentioned on yesterday's show when responding to the last letter, to not bring up one's mom in any conversation.
	Isn't that hypocritical since you're always bringing up your dad?
	No.
	A dad isn't a mom, Jesus.
	I mean, it's a little lame to always talk about your dad, especially if you're complimenting him all the time.
	But when you talk about your mom, you sound like a pussy.
	When you talk about your dad, you sound like you want to be a good dad.
	It's even worse mentioning that when you have your dad on your show holding your hand.
	Well, you know.
	What's the difference?
	I don't really find Jimmy amusing, but don't mind him on yesterday's show.
	Yeah, now we're starting to get some more truth here.
	Oh my God, this guy wrote me a fucking novel about his sister and her second child.
	Couldn't care less.
	Music suggestion.
	We'll do that on our own time.
	Love your dad.
	He's the highlight of yesterday's show, but Jesus Christ, get the man a fucking chair.
	A lot of swearing.
	Gavin, please check out West Michigan.
	Lake Michigan is a freshwater ocean with no sharks.
	It's great skiing, tons of things to do.
	I have heard West Michigan a few times.
	So fucking cold.
	Governor, isn't that where Sweet Home, Alabama, that kid rock song is about?
	He's in West Michigan in the lakes.
	Northern Michigan.
	Yeah, listening to Sweet Home, Alabama.
	Popular sports with the kids.
	Get a big farmhouse in the country.
	Okay, thank you.
	Holy shit, these letters are long.
	I think young people do a lot of Adderall.
	So when they go to write an email, it's just...
	We should insist on only calligraphy letters from now on.
	Follow your old man's call and consider Florida for your family's new home.
	I know that you're a cold fag, and I won't lie to you in saying Florida is not that hot.
	It's true, summers can be brutal.
	I almost left myself, but after having a baby, thanks to you, your best decision I ever made.
	We do get a lot of these letters saying thank you for making me have babies.
	We decided to stay close to our parents.
	Yes.
	After all, several studies appointed to an association between centurions.
	Yes, yes, yes.
	You, okay.
	So that's just very long.
	And I think it's getting tedious with the family advice here.
	Dear Jimmy, oh, as someone who has sampled the cultures of the UK, Canada, and the U.S., what is your favorite comedy out of these three countries?
	I would say get off my lawn.
	All right.
	Next.
	I mean, when you think of Britain, you think of Monty Python and a lot of sarcasm.
	Yeah, and I like that show that he did about the hotel.
	Faulty Towers.
	Faulty Towers.
	I thought that was really funny.
	Black Adder.
	Black Adder, yes, it's excellent.
	Yep.
	But mom says your nose looks like that because Americans don't get sarcasm and you just keep pushing it until someone snaps.
	Well, my problem is that I got a hold of a line or a joke and I just won't let it go.
	And so one friend of mine was staying in the same condominium in New Smelling the Beach and he brought a male friend down.
	And if I said to him at once, I said it to him a thousand times, I really think this is so brave of you, Dave, to come out so late in life.
	And after about the tenth one, he says, all right, Jim, please just leave it alone.
	Well, especially if they show it's a weakness of theirs.
	Yes.
	So if someone shows me the weak scale on their armor, I just can't stop poking it.
	It's getting under the skin.
	Yeah, yeah.
	But in a way, it's benevolent, because what you're trying to do is toughen up that scale and make it calloused.
	And then he says here, is it true Americans don't get irony?
	He also wants you to tell the story of the night you and my mom had strong weed and became two stones.
	Oh, well, that was funny.
	Well, that was the time where...
	So, in fact, I stole the weed off your brother.
	Okay.
	And because I forbade him to use weed.
	So during the late in the evening, I'm having a smoke, really enjoying watching TV.
	And I realize, wait a minute, where's my wife?
	So I go out trying to find out.
	And then she's in the hallway on the phone calling 911 because they've got some people that are out to get her.
	Tiny goblins, tiny little monsters.
	They're all out together.
	And they were trying to get in the window.
	So I said, what are you doing?
	She says, I'm calling 911.
	So I took the phone off her.
	And I said to the dispatcher on the other end, I said, don't worry, it's not a problem.
	It's not a problem here.
	And put the phone in.
	And they go classic.
	And I knew that within a few minutes, the police would be around.
	And so I'm running around the house, opening all the windows to try and get rid of the smoke.
	And of course, the cops came and said, I'd like to speak to the woman of the house.
	So I thought, oh my God, I'm in trouble here.
	So Lorraine eventually came to the front door to talk to them.
	Now, what I'd said to the cops was that, you know, it's unfortunate.
	You know, my wife very rarely drinks, but I think she had too much to drink.
	Threw us marijuana.
	She became very confused and called the police.
	So, well, I would like to speak to her anyway.
	So by that time, Lorraine was beginning to sober up.
	So they talked to her and saw that, no, it was not a problem.
	But, you know, I would have been in real trouble if she had fallen the day before.
	And had a black eye or something.
	Well, once that allegation is made, it's the big rock in Indiana Jones and it's just rolling.
	She can't take it back.
	Well, I know what happened to me one time where Lorraine had fallen because she's a problem with balance from time to time and she had really had a big bruise on her face.
	So we're shopping at a supermarket and she goes ahead, you know, the shopping has been costed and she goes ahead to pay it.
	And the shopkeeper assistant looks around at me with absolute, total disgust in her eyes.
	Oh, you.
	Yeah, it's not a good look.
	Is it a coincidence that every time mom gets particularly lippy, she has a bicycle accident?
	All right, let's do the final video, folks.
	This is a long up.
	Long ass up.
	Yeah.
	Gavin's all right, and the show is pretty tight.
	And we're going to hit the show with the final video.
	Yeah.
	That's pretty clear to me.
	Can't believe that made it one out of ten reasons this show sucks.
	He thought there was a line in there that said, what was it that Gavin told, but Gavin told that wasn't in there.
	No.
	Not even kind of.
	Before we get to the final video, this isn't a video, but I don't understand what I'm looking at and why is a dog my dad?
	This guy shaved his dogs.
	He was trying to give him a haircut and it was clippers.
	And now he's scared in his own home.
	But this happened to my friend Shug, too.
	He was using the clippers and with the guard on it, it kept getting caught because it's really expensive to have your dog get a haircut.
	So he goes, I'll just do it myself.
	Then he took the clippers off and just went.
	So now he has this human freak in his house.
	But look at the other videos.
	Why are his ears human?
	Yeah, what the hell?
	This guy's lying to us.
	Yeah, what the?
	That's that skull mask or even Photoshop, right?
	Yeah, because ears...
	Those are not dog ears, you jerk.
	Yeah, put a video.
	Where's the video?
	Yeah, where's the video, liar?
	All right, so that's a waste of everyone's time.
	Here's a kind of a long video, but so we defunded the police.
	That's why crime is up.
	It's not an Asian thing.
	It's not a Hasidic thing.
	It's not an old lady thing.
	It's a criminal and perp thing.
	And it's your fault, media and rioters, For hamstringing the police.
	So the police still are forced to do their job, funnily enough.
	So what do we do?
	We send an army of them to the, what are they called, an EDP, emotionally disturbed person.
	And we give them, it takes an army, they have to learn new weapons that they didn't learn in school.
	And now they've got these fluorescent green pepper bags that they have to chase this perp down who has no intention of stopping at any time.
	I thought this is the future of policing now that we've ruined the job.
	40!
	You ready?
	You clear for the 40!
	Clear for the 40!
	Hit him!
	40, stand by!
	40, stand by!
	Go!
	Hit him!
	More!
	Hit him again!
	Hit him again!
	Hit him again!
	Come on!
	Let's go!
	40 ready!
	40, stand by!
	This is not police work.
	You're supposed to chase the bad guy.
	If he's EDP and he pulls a gun or knife on you, you shoot him dead.
	That's unfortunate.
	Then you tackle him if he doesn't kill you and you put the handcuffs on.
	Uh-oh.
	Take cover.
	No one's taking cover.
	Does anyone have more rounds?
	Is it completely not lethal?
	Go switch.
	Go get his.
	Go get his.
	Only the one the other one.
	Am I talking too much for this video?
	Romney.
	Over here.
	Give him orders.
	Give him orders.
	Come on.
	There's no mental institutions.
	There's mentally ill people everywhere.
	And we're not allowed to handle it.
	So now the streets are full of lunatics and you can't police them or arrest them.
	Westbound, East West Alley.
	You're on hot cops.
	You're on long cops.
	Where we just take long walks with cops chasing a hallelujah.
	You want any more of your time wasted?
	Lay down.
	Okay, 40.
	Hey, hey, hey, don't shoot it.
	Give it to Romney.
	Give it to somebody else.
	Give it to somebody who already shot already.
	Robny.
	So they're using him to train with these stupid guns.
	Take over the 40.
	Hey, give it a Romney.
	Come on.
	Robny.
	Take him with a 40.
	Get him a little bit closer.
	It's a paintball gun.
	Here, you grab the 40.
	Aim.
	Aim good.
	Get closer.
	Get closer.
	Aim on the leg.
	This is almost more cruel than weird hunting.
	Yeah.
	This is maudlin.
	We're on a crazy safari with colorful green weapons.
	Come on, you gotta aim better, man.
	Right there.
	Aim better.
	I'm not talking.
	Hope you're happy.
	Has he got something?
	Bring another taser.
	Bring another taser.
	Oh man, they gotta bring a wheelbarrow of various tricks.
	I did see a cool rope thing they shoot that goes.
	Just like it wraps around.
	Get in cover.
	Shoot him.
	Stop, stop, stop.
	Okay, stop, stop.
	There must be 15 cops there.
	Only you cover him.
	When are you covering him?
	Give me the rest of here.
	This is a fucking mess.
	It's just a mess.
	I think he was shot.
	Yeah, he was.
	I think one of the guys just showed up and went, yeah, I'm not, I don't need a green thing.
	That's a stream of his blood there.
	Well, no, he was rushing them.
	Let me see if you could take this off.
	You could see there's a stream of blood tripping towards under the car.
	The pepper and the taser didn't work out.
	Wait, this is still going?
	In that way done.
	And now it's like torture plus murder.
	At least if you just shot him, you would have gotten the same thing done.
	But I didn't see if he had a weapon.
	I think he had something in his strike trial with all of these officers sitting in court all day trying to defend them with their pepper spray.
	In his right hand, I believe he did have something.
	Looks a waste.
	See that?
	Like a hammer.
	Cops quit.
	Hammer or a metal thing in his right hand.
	All right, that's not a very cheery ending.
	Jump ahead, though.
	Let's see what happens.
	The reason I wanted to end with this is because I wanted to show this is where we're at now.
	You thought that you could...
	Oh, it's a different angle.
	Oh, he's got an axe.
	And people go, we need better mental care.
	Sorry, whether you're crazy, malicious, kind, an albino, if you're running at cops with an axe, you have to die.
	There's no other solution.
	Oh, he whipped the fucking axe.
	Looked like he had more than one.
	Anyway, folks, you can't get rid of authority.
	You can't get rid of law and order.
	It's the beginning of the end.
	You can't get rid of hate.
	Did you have something to say?
	Well, yes.
	A friend of mine, he ended up as a jailer in a prison for the criminally insane.
	No, they weren't that insane because they realized now that they've been judged to be insane, they could do anything, and there was no further punishment.
	Right.
	And then, what they insisted was, since they were insane, they should be treated in a hospital.
	So now the guards became hospital attendants.
	Or they call them interns or whatever?
	Oh, God, it was ridiculous.
	And they're probably less armed.
	Now they're walking around in white shirts with batons instead of guns.
	Well, and they know that you can't punish the mentally insane people.
	No.
	No, because it's not their fault.
	And there must have been some of them who were just there saying, yeah, I'm insane.
	Like Lorena Bobbitt, who chopped off a man's dick, threw it in a field, and got 30 days in a loony bin.
	Because she's part of the privileged class.
	What's happening with him now, Ryan?
	All right, folks, that's the show.
	I'm not sure we should have Jim back.
	I don't know.
	We'll see what the fans say.
	I think we're all running out of patience.
	We're like the English.
	We've run out of patience for Scotland.
	Separate.
	Go ahead and separate.
	So instead of your dad leaving you, you're leaving your dad.
	Yes, yes.
	Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

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