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March 25, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S03E90 - JULIA TAUSCH‘S DEAD WOMB

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	Live from New York, it's dead on my line with Devin McDonald's.
	Hi, Ryan.
	Hello.
	Welcome to the show called Get Off My Lawn.
	It's ironic that that's the name of the show because I wouldn't want you people off my lawn.
	I'd want you to come over and have a party.
	What do you make of that?
	I think that's very nice.
	I wouldn't say, get off my lawn.
	Did you hear me?
	I said, get off my lawn.
	I used to pile gooks like you six feet high.
	I used your sandbags.
	You used to pile bodies up like sandbags?
	I think that was my line.
	Yeah, we made a parody of that commercial.
	Where is that?
	I think it's right here.
	We did a bunch, right?
	Yep.
	Whatever happened with those?
	Did they ever air?
	Yeah, they were on YouTube.
	My friends were like, dude, you were just on YouTube.
	You were just on YouTube.
	We smashed a subscribe.
	It was totally dope.
	We just saw you on YouTube.
	It's fire.
	Get off my lawn.
	Hey, just want you to know.
	Really big fan.
	I like the stuff you do.
	It's really funny.
	Did you hear me?
	I said, get off my lawn now.
	You fucking crazy man, get back in the house.
	How about I blow a hole through your head and then I go back inside and I sleep like a baby.
	You can count on that.
	He used to stack with f ⁇ like you five feet high in Korea.
	Use you like sandbags.
	You were in Korea?
	You were in the Korean War.
	They're Hmong.
	I'm Japanese.
	Could be more different.
	See you.
	Wouldn't want to be ya.
	So you do.
	Remember how many takes me to do with you?
	Yeah.
	These are the best ones.
	Acting is so easy and you're so bad at it.
	I'm just too organic.
	Yeah.
	See our TV TV?
	Let's see this.
	After hours, why am I blanking on the main one?
	Get off my lawn.
	That wasn't so bad.
	That's pretty good.
	Let's see the other ones.
	Okay.
	Wasn't there one where I was you and you were me or I was both or you were both?
	Yeah, we did a bunch of swaps.
	Let's see here.
	Get off my lawn to Jeremy.
	Walt.
	I like how that movie's been canceled now, too.
	And the guy who played Ryan in the movie.
	Oh, no, no, no, not in that scene.
	The guy who's Clinice with Sidekick was like, yo, that movie normalized anti-Asian hate.
	I'm the only person with this take that there is not a disproportionate upsurge with anti-Asian violence.
	There is an overall surge of crime in American rage, and it is predominantly black.
	Because crime in America is predominantly black.
	For whatever reason.
	But there's upwards, there's more mass shootings than ever before.
	There's more subway shovings.
	And getting good at shoving, if you will, than ever before.
	Good at it, if you will.
	Actually, that was an article way down.
	What was it?
	Check 3-2.
	We're jumping way ahead here.
	But this SmartyPants, Scott Greer type.
	I can't read it.
	Oh, yeah.
	I still can't.
	So zoom out and put it over my head.
	Sorry, folks.
	Our monitor is...
	You've seen it.
	I whipped my phone at it and it broke.
	Because on St. Patty's Day, I was St. Drunkie's pants.
	And I damaged some equipment.
	There we go.
	I published a story accurately summarizing data showing the U.S. saw the largest one-year increase in homicides since 1960.
	America's murder rate has regressed by over two decades.
	These facts somehow upset online leftists who wonder why their preferred candidates didn't win a lot.
	Don't win a lot.
	They said the chart in the story was inaccurate.
	They said it was misleading.
	They also said there was missing context.
	A fact that was in my story.
	I wonder if these people tell black families not to worry.
	And then GoDanone.
	Many said the story was just right-wing hysteria.
	Criminologists across the political spectrum are alarmed that more people are getting shot and killed in this country.
	They argue the country is going in a bad direction all the time, but you can't acknowledge homicide rates?
	They being leftists.
	Even if you think socialism is the answer for everything, why not acknowledge socialism would help and end the homicide crisis?
	It would.
	There'd be less crime and more purges.
	I don't think there's a lot of crime during the Great Leap Forward.
	And China today almost has no people in prison.
	All they do is kill them.
	Last thing, personally, I was an online left-wing personality.
	No, if I was an online left-wing personality, I would blame the spike in homicide on neoliberalism instead of pretending it doesn't exist out of fake solidarity with black families disproportionately hurt by gun violence.
	Anyway, sorry.
	We're jumping ahead here.
	The opening song was, of course, Nate Noface.
	Now, Nate Noface was in a band called, jump to the end of this, Crime Kills, all one word with a Z, 1-5.
	They had a lot of great jams.
	And they would use 8-bit video game music, which I've only ever seen in Britain.
	And it was like this Chicano kind of vibe.
	It's a kid from Arizona.
	There he is there.
	Eight years ago.
	My best friend got sentient in prison because of some bitch.
	I don't feel the fucking girl.
	Fuck the woman.
	We picked video games and like suicidal tendencies shit.
	Remember, there's two ways that you show videos here, and this is the better of the two ways.
	Go back to the other way.
	This way is sucking, and you don't do any homework, so we're still lagging here.
	And the readers are getting angry.
	Oh, this is the actual look at my screen.
	No, I wasn't being sarcastic.
	Oh, okay.
	I mean, I, yeah.
	Or check out this band, this song, 1-4, kill the promoter, starring Bud Bundy of Married with Children.
	What?
	Yeah, I hold on to fucking drink tickets.
	It's a cool idea for a hat, a St. Ides hat.
	Couldn't wear it with a 50-year-old, though.
	They're like malt liquor?
	Yeah.
	Nice cube.
	There he is.
	That's Ted Bundy's son.
	No, not Ted Bundy.
	L. Bundy.
	Yeah, it is.
	Bud Bundy.
	He's like the Bart Simpson of live-action sitcoms.
	Anyway, so that band was, you know, a bunch of fucked up drunk hipsters and they broke up.
	And this guy has become like an old Chicano.
	And he still wants to make synth punk.
	And he's really good at it.
	Boy, Mexicans sure can't grow good mustaches, huh?
	Okay, that's a good one.
	So that's the opening song we heard.
	And then they have a song Never Done Dying, which is again Nate No Face.
	He was the singer of Crime Kills.
	Crime Kills is long gone.
	But this is 1-3 I'm talking about.
	I can't behave.
	God, you're peering.
	Make the font bigger if it's so hard for you to see.
	So I guess he gets like guest DJs and then he sings over top of it.
	This is DJ Top Gum's one particular hit.
	I could see this being big in Britain.
	You know what he should do?
	He should get a band together or at least one other guy who can make the music and go to Britain and become big there.
	Worked for Jimi Hendrix, worked for the Strokes, worked for Andrew WK.
	That's what I'd do if I was still a young man and interested in bands getting big.
	Oh my god, he would be so big in Britain.
	It sounds like that Britain dub stuff.
	They love that drum and bass shit.
	1-3.
	Was that I Can't Behave?
	Yep.
	Yeah, so have we heard everything?
	Yeah.
	Now, I was going to play my daughter's recommendation, Hello Mary.
	We didn't see this one.
	Wait, what's this one now?
	Never Done Dying?
	Oh, that's Crime Kills.
	That's the old band.
	Is it?
	No, no, this is Nate Noface.
	Sorry.
	Yeah, he should totally ramp up the Chicano shit, like with a bandana.
	Look like Suicidal Tendencies vibes.
	Super Chicano, dude.
	The other guy should dress like a Chicano, too, even if he's not.
	And the shirt buttoned up all the way.
	You'd be a little out of date, too.
	Vans and all that stuff.
	And then go and just live in Britain, squat at someone's house, get signed by Rough Trade, and be fucking huge.
	Gigaron Prr.
	But yeah, Hello Mary was the other band I was trying to find yesterday.
	I was looking up Hail Mary.
	That's my daughter's recommendation.
	1-7 Ginger is their song.
	They're locals.
	They go to LaGuardia High School.
	And I love to see my daughter into stuff like this.
	It seems so clean and like so not Cardi B. Talking about WAP.
	Pretty good, huh?
	What's 1-6?
	You can sort of see what the band's like.
	I find it heartening to see young girls into this kind of stuff.
	Not being whores, just hanging around, being fun, getting into grunge, making music, being creative.
	And then they're empowered, but it's not a dogmatic feminist way that pisses you off.
	You don't need your masculine.
	All right, that's enough.
	It's enough rock talk.
	So I told you that I think I got Bob and David, or at least Bob Odenkirk, to do a song mocking Toby Keith, and I did it by accident.
	I was sincerely liking the song, and they both assumed I was sarcastic.
	And I said, I can't find it anywhere.
	Some dummy goes, this took me like two seconds to Google.
	You know what he pulled up?
	He pulled up the song we used that we said, we can't find it, but here's another country song they did.
	How do you watch the show buttons?
	It's clear, yeah.
	Maybe he skips the intro.
	I don't know.
	But no, but I said, see, that song isn't what I was looking for, but it's from around the same, or it's from a little bit later than that.
	So it couldn't have been on Mr. Show because Toby Keith 9-11 was post-Mr.
	Show.
	Mr. Show ended in the, I think, 98, maybe even 97.
	But anyway, someone sent this, and I think this might be it.
	And by the way, talking about the sprinkles, Bob Odenkirk, you can tell is just talking out of his ass.
	And this is just such insane top quality from top to bottom.
	You know, they said my first words coming out of my mother's womb were America the beautiful.
	My name is C.S. Lewis Jr.
	I'm a famous country singer.
	I was born in a holler.
	And I came out of my mother in the holler.
	And I was hollering.
	That's a little joke.
	Dear me.
	Pussy from Vegas.
	Boots on my feet.
	Sometimes I write a word to start a song like the word eagle.
	Eagles are bald, and so am I. If you're from Europe, you can suck my dick.
	I want you to think about something, alright?
	When the astronauts, right?
	When the astronauts got back from the moon, what did they say, man?
	What did they say?
	They said, it's good to be back in America.
	And them motherfuckers had gone to the goddamn moon.
	I believe the president is doing the right thing.
	Whatever he's doing, I'm not real sure what it is.
	I don't keep track of things too closely.
	You know, if there were any goddamn moon people, you know they'd be trying to sneak across the border.
	Only they'd probably burn up from whatever fire comes at you when you're going through space.
	Call yourself an American.
	So he's got a...
	Wait, is it the 25th?
	Today?
	Yeah, I think he's on a movie out today.
	Oh, that's right.
	Yeah, we want to go see him.
	Nobody.
	What?
	Yep, yeah, yep.
	What are you saying?
	We want to go see it?
	Yeah, we're going to double date Hollowed and Our Girls.
	Oh, cool.
	Going to go see a movie.
	Hold on.
	Let me just check my phone here.
	Usually your texts come through to me.
	Ryan.
	You're not looking for Ryan.
	Ryan Rivera.
	I see something about Proud Boys.
	There's me telling you what to do.
	There's a sandwich you made.
	That's Tuesday now.
	Yes.
	Inside an all-black militia group.
	Are you looking for a couple memes?
	I don't see any invites.
	Right.
	Fantasy Man by Tony Laquetta.
	There's...
	I just figured that.
	You know what it is?
	I probably broke my phone when I whipped it at the TV.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Your text fell out.
	You know, because I delete the texts that don't get sent.
	There's probably little digital letters all over the floor here.
	Could be.
	Could be.
	Let's see the trailer for Bob Odenkirk's action movie.
	Whole new career, maybe.
	This guy has the sprinkles.
	I've hung out with him a few times.
	He just, like, one time we were in New Orleans, and there was a vampire, and he had the teeth, and they looked real, and he had the cloak, and he was posing for pictures, and he was a young guy, and you could tell that he wasn't embarrassed by this.
	He thought he was like being a cool vampire, like not the obvious one.
	So he was like, oh.
	And then Bob Onenkirk goes up to me and goes, sorry, I just got to ask.
	Are you an actual vampire or are you a guy dressed up as a vampire just posing for pictures?
	And he goes, hmm, wouldn't you like to know?
	And then Bob goes, oh, that's exactly what you'd say if you're a real vampire.
	Oh, my God, I get it.
	Oh, wow.
	He seems great.
	Or at David's, I saw him, they were passing around a bottle of whiskey at David Cross's wedding.
	And I saw him chug it.
	And I go, Bob, I've never seen you drink before.
	You don't really drink.
	Because you were just like, something about your dad.
	And he was like, yep, my dad loved to drink, and I didn't love him.
	That's not as funny as the other one.
	It should have gone out in the high note.
	It's okay.
	So they took maybe 20 bucks in an old watch?
	Mr. Matt, Matt, Matt.
	Did you even take a swing?
	No.
	Could have taken her, Dad.
	Heard you had some excitement last night.
	I wish they'd have picked my place, you know?
	Why didn't you take them out?
	I was just trying to keep the damage to a minimum.
	How's that working out for you?
	Okay.
	Let me just explain something to you, women and non-fathers out there.
	As fathers, we are consumed with protecting our family.
	And it's not something that comes up that much, but it's a genetic caveman trait that's just in our bones.
	And it's all we think about sometimes.
	This is why we love action movies, because our biggest fear is that we'll pussy out if something goes down.
	We think about it constantly.
	And that's why we have guns in the house.
	That's why we have machetes and baseball bats and all these plans.
	But it's why we love action movies because we don't know if it doesn't happen.
	We all talk about how we would handle it, but we don't know.
	How many fictional fights do you have in your head when you come down here?
	Oh my God.
	When I come down here?
	What's the problem?
	What's the city thing about beating you?
	Not Midtown proper, but just the city at all.
	Oh, you mean like someone coming up to me on the subway?
	Yeah, subway.
	Oh, yeah.
	That's another thing I play it all the time.
	Like some like four black teenagers punch some 13-year-old girl in the face.
	And now I'm like, oh, great.
	And they have a knife.
	Now what do I do?
	Right.
	Die fighting them or hate myself for the rest of my life for not defending that girl.
	It's the worst.
	Lose, lose.
	I've thought, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	And my girlfriend lives a little lower on the island.
	And she has to take the subway sometimes.
	So not being there stinks too.
	Because now you're just, you got no control over that.
	Like, if I'm there, I could at least jump in the guy's face and get stabbed for it.
	You don't have to fight him.
	It's something you got to do.
	Oh, yeah, definitely.
	But you know, this is kind of like the Avalanche movie.
	Yes, it is.
	What was that movie called again?
	I don't remember.
	Tour de Force or some shit?
	Forge Majeur.
	Yep.
	Look okay.
	That's your knuckles destroyed.
	I don't think the writer's ever punched a brick wall before, but your hands are out of commission now for about six months.
	You better hope he doesn't come back until then.
	Yeah, you're wearing giant white oven mitts for six months now.
	There we go.
	That's the thing I was just talking about.
	Doing here, old man.
	I'm gonna fuck you up.
	It's been a hell of a day.
	You can see that.
	For 12 years, I worked for some very dangerous people.
	Oh, did he?
	Alright, stop, stop, stop.
	I thought it was a guy who just trained himself because he felt so bad.
	Wait, are we one billionth of the way into the trailer?
	No, no, no, no, no.
	We're on this screen there.
	This one lags a lot less.
	What was that on your main screen?
	Oh, I was loading up the trailer here, but then I was like, this one plays better.
	How long is the trailer?
	Oh, we're halfway through it.
	Yeah, yeah, but three minutes.
	That's way too long.
	Oh, so it's...
	I like those kind of movies, too.
	They're just less relatable.
	My favorite kind of movies, though, is when the guy, like I've talked about this a million times, when Russell Crowe has to bust his wife out of prison, and he's not a ninja, and he does it the way you and I would do it, where he fucks up and he gets beat up, getting to know criminals, and he pays all this money, and he gets robbed.
	But eventually, he figures out how to bust his fucking wife out of prison, which is so cool.
	What's that movie called?
	The Next Three Days?
	The Next Three Days.
	With Liam Nissan, too?
	Yeah.
	Oh, cool.
	Yeah.
	Seems good.
	There's another Nissan movie out, too.
	Marksman or something.
	No way.
	Yeah.
	That's pretty cool.
	That looks cool.
	Jason Statham and Liam Nissan are my top guys.
	The Marksman, yeah.
	I call him Liam Nissan because when my wife was in college, she was with this black power mulatto roommate that hated white people and had like black fists everywhere.
	And my wife kept catching her watching Liam Neeson movies.
	And she'd go, oh, I couldn't help but notice you were enjoying a certain white person.
	And she'd go like, who?
	That?
	That Liam Nisan?
	I don't know who that is.
	So that's been a running joke our entire marriage.
	Every time we see him, we call him Liam Nisan to make him sound more ethnic.
	Yeah, that's awesome.
	Meanwhile, not trying to make him sound more ethnic.
	She was pretending she'd never heard of him before and didn't know how to pronounce his name.
	It's even better.
	Detective Shitty.
	He used to go around beating black people up, right?
	Because his wife was assaulted.
	So he's like, I would go around looking for blacks.
	Oh, I forgot about that.
	The whole world has forgotten about that.
	I haven't.
	Is this out today?
	Let's see.
	December 3rd, 2020.
	It's in theaters.
	January 22nd, 2021 release date, but everything's been COVID, so he probably could have bought this at your house.
	So it came out a month ago.
	Oh, so it might be on on-demand by now.
	It sure is.
	You're going to want that movie theater experience.
	I just need a little time to sort things out.
	I just need a little time to sort things out.
	Is he trying to be American?
	Yeah, but he doesn't try too hard.
	So you just go, oh, I guess you're an Irish guy who's lived here for 40 years, which I guess he is.
	That's fair.
	He was great in my favorite Woody Allen movie, Husbands and Wives.
	Let's not get ugly.
	Husbands and Wives, you have to see.
	You don't have to call Border Patrol.
	You could have just hit the gas.
	I was in the Marine Corps, so I suggested...
	I was in the Marine Corps.
	Y'all turn around and add it.
	I'm a soldier too.
	My orders are to take them back with me.
	Well, I'm not sure I'm too thrilled with the general message, which is take them all in.
	This is like Chris Hayes yesterday, right?
	Where he said, the coverage of the border just furthers the myth that we should just keep them over there and let them deal with their own problems.
	I got to look up that exact quote.
	We should have done the whole show on that fucking tweet.
	It's one of the weirdest things I've ever read.
	I sent it to Kumi and he's like, what's his point here?
	What's his message?
	Because it's such a weird thing.
	Much of the border coverage serves as a kind of retroactive endorsement of the Trump policy of functionally closing the border and allowing all of the same harms to transpire just out of view and on someone else's soil.
	Again, it's a brutal run-on sentence.
	Much of the border coverage, it serves as a retroactive endorsement of what Trump was doing, which was closing the border and allowing all of the same harms to transpire.
	Allowing all of you not opening the borders, you're allowing harms to transpire in other countries.
	Correct.
	I am presently, right now, I am allowing harms to transpire in Germany.
	I am currently, as you're looking at me right now with those gorgeous peepers of yours, I am allowing harm to transpire in the entire continent of Africa from top to bottom.
	I am letting it happen.
	What the fuck am I?
	An army of supermans?
	Am I 100,000 supermen?
	What do you, like God?
	God is the only person who is culpable for allowing harm to transpire.
	And he's got a great argument for that.
	What the fuck?
	Somebody, I remember seeing the thing where it said the border being opened, like Biden's policies about the borders, like a national security threat?
	And there's some, I mean, nothing ever happens from this, but it said an investigation is opening.
	I remember back when I sang with liberals, they would say, What was her name?
	Aviva Yale.
	She said, But Gavin, with stricter borders, they're just going to get madder at us, and that's going to make them want to attack us.
	Okay, so why don't you just start fucking random dudes late at night so they don't rape you?
	Smart.
	Today's book is Michael Borde's Even a Daughter is Better Than Nothing.
	This is possibly the weirdest book I've ever read, and it's not that weird as far as the writing goes, but he just Michael Bord is this weird bisexual from back when no one was bisexual.
	He used to write for the punk magazine Maximum Rock and Roll, old Jewish guy.
	And he blew my mind as a young kid when I was a teenager reading a maximum rock and roll because he would say shit that was so politically incorrect way back then when no one was doing it.
	I'm talking about early 90s.
	And one time he said to me, or said to me, one of his columns spoke to me and it said, rape is just assault in your genitals.
	And it's the stigma of sexuality that makes it so bad.
	And I was like, wow, I never thought of that before.
	If we had an open, more sexual society, that would just be a different type of assault.
	It would be assault.
	So that's not true, by the way.
	But it's a cool take and it's interesting.
	I'll give you that.
	That's true.
	And then he goes, by the way, we got Josh Denny coming by the studio this weekend.
	Maybe we should watch some of these movies with him.
	I wonder if that's allowed.
	But anyway, I said it to my dad.
	I go, you know, dude, that's when you're, I must have been 18, so this would be 1988.
	And I said, you know, dad, rape is just assault, but in your genitals.
	And if we didn't have the sexual stigma, then it would just be treated the same as assault.
	And he was like, he was so smart.
	He was walking by me at the time.
	And he just goes, do us a favor, go and get raped and then get the shit beaten out of you and then come by and tell me what's worse.
	And I was like, yeah, probably would be a lot worse, no matter what the stigma is.
	But this is nothing to do with that.
	This is about Mongolian culture.
	He goes to the fucking top of China and just writes about it up there and the people and the gross food they eat and how nothing works up there and they're obviously misogynist attitudes.
	It's very machismo over there.
	But hearing him struggle to get around Mongolia on no money is just a fascinating.
	It's one of the best travel books I've ever read.
	Definitely worth checking out.
	Mongolia.
	What a weirdo.
	This tweet here.
	U.S. government accountability office says they had launched investigation of President Biden.
	He may have broken law by halting construction of border wall.
	Oh, yeah, I heard about that.
	But nothing comes of that ever, right?
	Nothing.
	That's the thing.
	Nothing's come of this.
	Cuomo.
	This is Cuomo using his power to get the Cuomo family.
	What's it called?
	It's called a jab, right?
	Did you get the jab?
	I got the jab.
	Last night we were talking about the jab.
	They went and got the jab.
	I don't care.
	Oh, here's a fun article about Orlando Bloom.
	Here's my typical day.
	I wake up at 6.30.
	I check my app.
	I have a sleeping app.
	And I check to see if I slept well.
	I did sleep well last night, even though I have a newborn baby named Daisy.
	I go into her room.
	I look at her.
	We gaze into each other's eyes.
	She's already awake, I guess.
	And then I like to earn my breakfast, so I'll just have some green powder and some organic brain oils.
	And then I'll go on a hike up a mountain, think about life.
	I have a deal with Amazon right now where I come up with characters for myself, but then I spend half the time thinking about characters for visible minorities and women because I want to be part of the conversation, and I think they deserve so much more as far as roles go.
	Then I do a bunch of other shit.
	Oh, wait a minute.
	I'm not talking about me.
	I'm talking about Orlando Bloom, who told the Sunday Times what a typical day is.
	Now, anyone who has a baby knows you don't have a sleeping app when you have a newborn, you don't have a sleep.
	You don't sleep.
	But this is a guy who was married to Miranda Kerr.
	The ironically named Miranda Kerr.
	I'm her first child named Don't.
	No, and I don't care.
	But this is always the same case with these fucking shitbags.
	He was, this is 2-1.
	He was married to her in 2011, and he divorced about a year later.
	I'm bored.
	This is, by the way, with a nanny and an au pair and a maid.
	So you walked out on a one-year-old?
	Could you be a bigger cunt, please?
	Walking out on a one-year-old.
	And I've seen this in my own life around me, people I know tangentially, and I just, it makes me sick.
	It makes me nauseous when someone is divorced with a one-year-old.
	You couldn't fuck...
	People move to shitholes like China for work and they live there for a year just because they have to.
	People go to worse shitholes for work like Afghanistan and get shot at.
	You can't be uncomfortable with your supermodel for a year.
	I mean, he's just human garbage.
	He's a fucking loser-vapid piece of shit.
	Anyway, that was proven recently when he was asked by the Independent.
	No, sorry, the Sunday Times to talk about his typical day.
	And I love, one great thing about social media and this sort of transparency of celebrity is we're really peeling back the curtain and realizing how completely useless these attractive people are.
	I'm not denying that they're pretty.
	They are pretty.
	But that's about it.
	Sometimes I look at a cow and think, that's the most beautiful thing ever.
	I hope he's not talking about Katy Perry.
	She did put on a bit of weight.
	She did.
	Again, Katy Perry, I feel nothing.
	But scroll up to the tweet or down to the tweet.
	I may have missed some details.
	Oh, he finally earns his breakfast by 9 a.m.
	And that's usually porridge with some Hazelnut milk, cinnamon vanilla paste, hazelnuts, goji berries, a vegan protein powder, and a cup of PG tips, which is tea.
	I'm 90% plant-based, so I'll only eat a really good piece of red meat, maybe once a month.
	I sometimes look at a cow, that's the cow one.
	Then he showers and gets dressed.
	I guess he was nude this whole time.
	I like to make an effort, no tracksuit bottoms.
	I have a deal with Amazon.
	That's what I told you about.
	I had this remarkable opening chapter to my career for which I was only semi-present.
	Without my Buddhist practice, I could have easily come off the rails.
	Now, anyone with a newborn knows that that's all you have to talk about.
	Your baby sleeping through the night.
	Is she teething?
	She's colicky.
	That's all you talk about when you have a newborn.
	He doesn't mention the newborn once, and when you go through his day, which I was boring enough to do, he stares into her eyes.
	He doesn't see her till 8.30 p.m.
	What?
	Which is past the baby's bedtime, depending on what their schedule is that early in the game.
	What a fucking loser.
	I think if you take care of a plant at that frequency, it'll die.
	Yeah.
	I think most people do stare into their plant's eyes about that much.
	They wake up, maybe they're making coffee, and they look at it, check it.
	Oh, it's coming along.
	Oh, the soil's a little dry.
	It's on the windowsill.
	And then at night, when they're just loading the dishwasher, they look at it maybe one more time.
	So he's got a green thumb when it comes to babies.
	I spend a lot of time dreaming about roles for myself and for minorities and women.
	I'm trying to be a voice for everybody.
	Well, you're definitely a voice for fucking turds everywhere.
	Speaking of turds, Brian Spencer just did some wonderful watercolors we're going to make into shirts.
	Assuming that's okay with him.
	We're sponsoring that baseball team, and I'm going to give them the, I send it as a separate email.
	I'm going to give them that the Budweiser one where you're a bud.
	I showed it to my wife, and she goes, she goes, maybe she was getting a little drunk.
	She goes, oh, my God, he's a little can of Budweiser.
	Yeah.
	She's right.
	You're very perceptive, dear.
	Your eyes are like startling.
	It's like I'm looking at a Gavin.
	This one's bananas, too.
	It's like the little hair out of place, the shape of the head.
	He's good at his job, isn't he?
	That's crazy.
	Wait, can we do a side-by-side?
	Side-by-side west.
	What are you doing?
	You're wasting everyone's time.
	Yeah, that's you.
	Good stuff, dude.
	He's good at drawing.
	And also in the news, it's Aerie McCurdy's birthday.
	Oh, happy birthday.
	Big 4-0 for Ari.
	So everyone who knows her, please say happy 3-5 to old Ari.
	I don't think I remember what she looks like.
	I think she's pretty and kind of hipstery in a 60s go-go boots kind of way.
	She's the one who puts all the show notes up on the gavinmcinnis.win, which I highly recommend you check out.
	And that's the way you can have these wonderful notes.
	We haven't had any auctions for a while or selling the notes or anything.
	Our banking is being attacked and they don't like auctions.
	So we've had to tread lately, especially because we've had the FBI up our fucking ass after January 6th.
	They're assuming that we're involved somehow.
	So my calls are being monitored.
	Everyone who called me before, like Jay Johnson, he called me on January 4th, said, are you going to this thing?
	And I said, fuck no.
	He said his hotel room was expensive.
	Next thing you know, the FBI puts out an APB.
	And of course, the pussy beta male faggot comedy community in LA can't wait to roast him.
	So Tim Heidecker called him out.
	And then some dude that used to date, that's married to Jay's ex-girlfriend, was pouring over pictures and being like, here he is at 350 in the top right.
	Like Twitter just couldn't help to expose him.
	They were besides themselves with joy.
	And he didn't do anything wrong.
	He had nothing to do with the storming of the Capitol.
	He saw it going off in the distance and went, yikes, and left.
	So apparently as of yesterday, his lawyer called him and said, yeah, they're dropping everything.
	They realize they don't have a case.
	Good.
	Thank God.
	What a goddamn joke.
	It looks like they're dropping everything with Proud Boys, too.
	Well, they're dropping the sedition thing, right?
	Sedition.
	And I'll find my way to get back home again.
	Yeah, well, there's, you know what I was talking to Rufio Panman the other day, and he pointed out, we were all going to a Michael Graves party that wasn't in DC.
	And then Enrique, this might have been the same thing.
	They wanted to go to bars where they weren't going to get killed.
	And the last two times they went to Harry's, they got stabbed.
	I said, don't go to D.C., but I guess they figured, we'll still go to D.C., but we'll leave.
	So they all had plans to leave, and there's all records of this.
	Uh-oh, I'm too fat to close this blazer now.
	There's records of them saying, we've got to go to this, we got to go to that.
	And so Michael Graves must have text saying, yeah, come by my thing.
	I'm having a party at two.
	Not in D.C., not near a storming of a capital.
	So for the first time in a long time, it looks like good news.
	What's that article you sent me?
	Yeah, it's...
	It's not in the notes.
	It's Rode Reuters.
	It looked pretty good.
	They were saying nobody out of all the 400 people apprehended have gotten the sedition charge.
	And they called.
	So you just typed in Reuters.
	And they called...
	Is that not a little broad?
	Well, I'm going to search on the site.
	And they called.
	No, you can just go Reuters Proud Boys.
	Reuters.com, whatever, Proud Boys in the.
	Proud Boys, yeah.
	I got the Proud Boys.
	Oh, you know, I'm going to type in sedition.
	So you texted it to me, so it's not on my computer.
	Holy fuck, Ryan.
	Well, I could just tell you.
	Because the important part is they said rubber.
	Pull up the article.
	People want to see the proof.
	Okay.
	Let's prove it.
	Prove it.
	Amid setbacks, there we go.
	Prosecutors abandoned some claims in U.S. Capitol Riot cases.
	See, that's why we wanted the actual article up.
	It takes a while to get to the Proud Boys part, But it is about Ruffio.
	And they were saying the 10 out of the 12 people were oath keepers, which is a thing that most people don't even know about.
	So it's kind of like.
	So 10 of the 12 were oath keepers, so the only two were Biggs and Ethan.
	Yeah, finally those were.
	Right?
	Is that it?
	But then I hear there's 60 arrested.
	There we go.
	Prosecutors said in March 1st, court finally Ethan Nordine, a member of the right-wing Proud Boys group.
	Thanks for not saying Nazi or neo-fascist.
	Dressed all in black, wearing a tactical vest, led the Proud Boys through the use of encrypted communications.
	Prosecutors subsequently acknowledged that Nordine's cell phone battery died on January 6th and was not functioning the entire day.
	Nice.
	A judge denied a prosecution a bid to jail Nordine, citing a death of evidence, a dearth of evidence, that he directed others.
	Let me go down a little more.
	I can't read it.
	That he directed others to use or carry weapons.
	Ah, prosecutors are now making a third attempt to have him detained.
	A bunch of just asshole.
	What is their motivation to get a win, like a legal win?
	Or they're activists or they're just assholes or they're crooked?
	Like why?
	I think a federal prosecutor now with the law firm said while bail arguments do not require the same high standard of proof as criminal trials and can sometimes venture into hyperbole.
	There we go.
	That should have been in the headline.
	Hyperbole on Capitol Hill.
	Some of the potential issues with the evidence in the oathkeeper's case could haunt prosecutors.
	So it turns out prosecutors misunderstood the meaning of certain text messages that would not be a small error.
	Ferrer said this could color the way the judge sees this case going forward.
	Blah, blah, blah.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, because they were talking about the major piece of evidence was like their downstairs gassed the floorboards, which was like a joke.
	And then also the person didn't read that.
	And it was like, well, even if it's in bad taste, that's not like damning evidence.
	Right.
	And there was that other guy, Milkshake, who said, yeah, let's storm the Capitol.
	And everyone went, that's not funny.
	Don't say shit like that.
	Just strong, stupid language that we're all guilty of.
	We get angry and we type things.
	Well, why don't we start the Proud Boys bumper then if we're drifting into that area of expertise?
	Proud boys don't start fights.
	They finish.
	So it turns out that feds came to a Green Beret's house and tried to make him spy on Proud Boys.
	Luckily, he recorded the encounter.
	We're now down to 4-5.
	This isn't what you sign up for when you sign up to enlist.
	You are told you may go anywhere in the world and fight for America's best interests, for American citizens' best interests.
	You shouldn't be then expected to come home and spy on patriotic American citizens.
	That's not the deal.
	So he recorded the entire conversation.
	It's shocking to hear.
	And he didn't say no.
	He played into them.
	There they are, knocking on his door.
	They pretended they were there for an offensive tweet.
	But the tweets, they never even brought up the tweet.
	The tweet was irrelevant.
	They wanted him to spy.
	And every Prowboys meetup, we used to say, I wonder what the fed, which ones of this group, how many are feds?
	And we think, what a great gig.
	You're making, what, 80 to 100K a year just to go and drink booze?
	There's no big blueprints laid out.
	We're going to start here and go here.
	By the way, side note here.
	I was watching one of my famous war movies that gave me my infinite, I mean, endless medals.
	He did another tour?
	Did another tour, and it was World War II this time, and they're saying it was a trap where the Germans allowed the English to think that they were pushing the Germans back, and then they had them surrounded and would just envelop them.
	And I get that concept, especially with modern technology and great drones and stuff.
	But I don't get how in World War II, when I don't even understand how you could follow a map back then, there was so much shelling that it was just a desert of mud and broken trees and bramble and shelled out buildings.
	How the fuck did anyone know where they were?
	I don't know.
	And they're looking at the map.
	Okay, here we go.
	Yeah, they're over here.
	Now, how do you know they're over there?
	How do you know more than like 100 feet in any direction?
	There's that hill there.
	Maybe I could get a hill, sort of.
	Yeah, yeah.
	But I don't understand.
	And they went, oh, they're almost here.
	Oh, they've made it to here on the line.
	Like, what?
	Did you have markers?
	Like, 7A.
	They've passed 7A, and there's 7A on the map.
	Maybe.
	But they didn't do that.
	What about Alexander the Great?
	His whole fucking tour around that area, like just dominant.
	I was just reading about that.
	I was like, how the fuck?
	I don't understand.
	It took him years to tell us.
	How wars were done anytime before 1990?
	I'm in.
	Without GPS.
	Or I saw this thing on my Instagram and it was like a sponsored thing, but it was some science doohickey where the guy like glued two, four bolts to a plug, and then he took the positive and the negative plug and he wrapped copper wire around both bolts about 10 times.
	And then he plugs in a light bulb and it comes on.
	And I'm like, I'm a chick.
	I want to fuck that guy.
	I'm a girl.
	Take me out for dinner.
	I guess I'll suck you off for a new purse.
	I don't know how it works, but I'm not a dude.
	Because that is, I am African.
	I'm an African tribesman.
	You eat the poo-poo.
	He mega.
	He spin the capaway.
	And the light go boom.
	It's voodoo.
	Yeah.
	Same with sewing machines.
	They are voodoo.
	The needle goes up and down.
	And the thread, it goes in and out, but the man never touches and lets go.
	If you're sewing something, you need to let go and then attach it again on the other side.
	The sewing machine does not do that.
	It is a voodoo.
	Nothing wrong with that.
	Voodoo.
	This is the most accurate map of the world ever.
	That looks like shit.
	Sucks.
	What are we doing way over there?
	We want to be over here on the left.
	Why do they get to be in the cool spot?
	Isn't it a coincidence that Asia is the center of the universe in this and he won an award for good drawing of the earth?
	Design.
	Look at that.
	Look, I make Asia number one.
	Is fire.
	Smash the subscribe.
	Oh my God, we're here?
	Yes, we're here.
	Okay, I've been excited about this moment for a while now.
	Are we way behind on things?
	Because we didn't see this.
	We're not going to show this.
	No, you can see the article.
	It's basically him telling the guy to spy on Proud Boys.
	And then also, Margaret Green.
	Check that out on your own time.
	Nobody trailer, we already saw that.
	But what about.
	Did we get to this?
	Yes.
	What the fuck are you doing, Ryan?
	Slowing down the show.
	I'm just saying, we never finished the actual song part.
	We don't need to finish the fucking song part.
	Are you making me do my job differently?
	I'm just making sure.
	It seemed like...
	But don't make sure you just interrupted the show with bullshit.
	I was interested in the end of that.
	Shut up.
	And so a viewer might be.
	Okay, this is the worst article I've ever read.
	I tried to get her phone number, but it's not available.
	I have her email.
	I'll email her.
	But it's all about how sexist and racist and evil the Proud Boys are.
	I mean, sorry, Death from Above are.
	Because Jesse Kessler used to hang out with me.
	The guy with the mustache and the dark hair.
	Now, him and I overlap politically because he is an Indian.
	He does not look at buddy, but his mom is from India.
	And his dad is white and he got a lot of the white stuff.
	But you can tell by the mustache, he got a lot of the Indian stuff.
	And Indians, generally, if they're well-informed, they're not fans of radical Islam because Indians were killed to the tune of about a million.
	See, no one ever talks about this, but Britain said, all right, Pakistan, you don't like being in India?
	We're going to, sorry, Muslims.
	We're going to give you Pakistan.
	We're going to give you the top of India.
	Great.
	But as the Pakistanis were going north to Pakistan and the Indians were coming south, the Indians coming south were slaughtered, massacred.
	Actually, both sides were massacring, but the Muslims were destroying Indians.
	They're still destroying Indians on a regular basis.
	So Indians are not fans of Pakistan.
	And they harbor some resentment, just like the Scots and the English.
	And I think Jesse has a bit of that.
	He's also a big gun guy.
	Anyway, we were pals.
	And back when Proud Boys didn't mean anything, like in the first few months, when it just meant, I don't hate the West.
	He was like, yeah, I'm in.
	I'm a Proud Boy.
	It meant like, I'm a super fan, or I'm a, what does Lady Gaga call her fans?
	Little monsters.
	Little monsters.
	I'm a little monster, whatever.
	And then shit started getting real.
	And the second it did, he's like, you're dead to me.
	Proud boys are out.
	Fuck you.
	And I was like, just like that, huh?
	And he goes, I'm not giving away my whole career just because I knew you once.
	He goes, I've never dealt with this shit before.
	I don't know how you deal with this lifestyle.
	It's insane.
	People are coming at me, coming at my wife, my parents.
	What the fuck?
	Get away from me.
	I was like, okay, bye.
	But it didn't work.
	He had touched me once.
	So even though he got out at the very, very beginning and never spoke to me once again after that, and we were pretty close, the fact is that he knew me once and he must pay for that.
	But this article gets even stupider than that.
	You see, Death from Above, she goes, I suspected he was a Nazi because he once knew Gavin McInnis, but then they go, it's proven because, ready for the smoking gun?
	Death from Above have a song called Dead Womb, wherein they state, I'm sick of girls, sluts coming up to me with cocaine and wanting to meet in the bathroom or something like that.
	Yeah, here we go.
	What does it say?
	I can't read it.
	Move it over.
	We're looking for wives so tired of sluts coming up to us in the clubs with their cocaine.
	That's the crime.
	She was irked.
	That's the crime.
	And the song's called Dead Womb because it's about women who let their ovaries die.
	Guess who's writing this article?
	Guess what her womb is?
	Is it dead?
	It's dead.
	She's a cat mom.
	It's gratefully dead?
	That's her there.
	Cat mom.
	Offended by the concept of a womb dying being bad because her womb died and that's not bad.
	I love my cats.
	But you've got to read this fucking article.
	It is so self-indulgent and meandering.
	I can't believe she wrote for Vice.
	And by the way, Vice discovered Death from Above.
	Our record guy discovered them in a pile of tossed CDs.
	He said, this sounds interesting.
	And that was the beginning of their career.
	I'm relieved we still live in a culture where an artist's association with the alt-right, alt-right, what is this, 2016, provokes disgust and disavowal.
	But I am also genuinely confused by the surprise.
	Why do you so Death from Above's brand has been hipster men's rights activists from the start?
	That is the crux of her point.
	You're a men's rights activist if you're sick as sluts with cocaine in the bathroom and you want a wife.
	And then in the same article, she talks about the proud boys venerate the housewife.
	You see that in blue there.
	As more proof that he's a white nationalist.
	What?
	Wow.
	Go to the very end.
	It goes on and on and on.
	She quotes herself.
	She quotes herself.
	Big quotes.
	But see, go to the end.
	That last one.
	The way she ties it all together is, I know that misogyny and white nationalism intersect and inform one another.
	That's it.
	So I'm very happy to see that Death from Above are ostracized because they once new Gavin.
	One of them wants New Gavin.
	I don't know why you're surprised.
	They telegraphed it with their song Dead Womb where they said they'd like to marry a woman and not just bang her in the bathroom with Coke.
	I'm not exaggerating.
	And here's my proof that's about white nationalism because it is.
	Need I say more?
	But let's look at this article for a sec.
	You can read the whole thing on GavinMcKinnis.win when we put up the notes, but it's just like the CBC is government-funded media.
	So there's no standards whatsoever.
	What is this?
	So go down a bit.
	Okay, go that.
	No, no, that's too far.
	Now scooch it over so I can read it.
	I've been trying to say this publicly for literal years.
	Literal years.
	This is the funny thing about you, Julia.
	You're not a writer.
	In this article, you talk about how it took you years to write this article and you wrote a lot about Death from Above, but never published it.
	In other words, I wrote about them in my diary.
	I have a lot of diary entries about my love for Sebastian, the other guy.
	What does he say?
	I was irked by that cocaine line.
	Meanwhile, they're trying to prevent you.
	You know what she does?
	She's a vegan cook who's a cat mom.
	And she makes recipes for no one.
	No one wants your fucking food.
	You don't have kids to enjoy it.
	You're not building a home.
	You wasted your life, you silly cow.
	And you devoted it to what?
	Writing.
	You suck at writing.
	You just admitted it took you years.
	Years to write an article about Death from Above.
	Death from Above are a rock band.
	That's like a two-hour job.
	Not a two-year job, my dear, unless you suck.
	And you shouldn't be doing this job.
	She writes fiction also.
	Oh, I write fiction.
	Yep.
	We need you.
	We need you.
	No tofu?
	No problem.
	No ovaries?
	No problem.
	No future?
	No problem.
	No kids?
	There's always cats.
	Anyway, go back to the article.
	This was in 2002.
	So she's writing about something nine years ago, 11 years ago?
	Yeah.
	The feeling stuck like sharp sand in a scrape.
	Oh, she's so evocative.
	I had to read that a few times, by the way, because I was thinking of scraping into sand.
	Who gets sharp sand in their scrapes?
	You mean a cut?
	Sharp sand in a scrape.
	I wrote a bunch about it, but never published a word for a couple of reasons.
	First, I didn't have the vocab in the early odds to say what repulsed me.
	You still don't have the vocab, my dear.
	Second, I went to high school with the other member of DFA, singer and drummer Sebastian Granger.
	I was part of the gaggle that sat around him on the lawn of the school while he strummed his guitar and sang you too.
	See, we get to see who she really is there.
	We were still friends when Dead Womb came out, not close, blah, blah, blah.
	I asked if we could talk about the song for a piece I hoped to write one day.
	Like, why are you telling me this?
	This is just someone talking to like their twin sister.
	Not even a friend.
	A friend wouldn't be like, okay, wrap it up.
	I interviewed him in his green living room, recorded on cassette.
	She took a writer's workshop where they told her to use a lot of adjectives.
	It's good to use adjectives.
	It helps develop a picture in the reader's mind.
	Evoke with your words.
	Have the language at your disposal.
	We were both nervous.
	I didn't know what I wanted to ask.
	Do you hate women?
	Do you think they are your toys?
	He didn't know how to answer.
	No, they said the opposite.
	They said, we're sick of women offering themselves up.
	You can grab them by the pussy.
	We don't want that.
	We want wives.
	I wish I still had the tape.
	Yeah, you suck at everything you do.
	But I remember discussing, too, his aversion to women who poison their wombs.
	I can still feel the anger that trembled in my chest as we spoke, the frustration of not knowing how to put it.
	As her womb was rotting on the vine.
	Go down a bit more?
	I messed with my essay for months.
	We're learning about an essay she tried to write 11 years ago.
	Am I dumb?
	Nine years ago.
	I might have been able to articulate the worldview.
	I was heard and go, my essay circled close to the truth.
	I backed off.
	I touched a heated toilet seat in the band's trailer.
	This is writing.
	Are you kidding?
	Wait, wait.
	What's right above the picture?
	And by the way, their star rose because of me, you silly cunt.
	The evil Nazi.
	I droared the essay, la, blah, blah.
	Keeps going.
	Sounds like she's talking about a prized teddy bear.
	That's why Keillor's recent trouble came as no surprise.
	He played down his relationship with McInnes.
	He explains that he met McInnis when Vice Records released their early work with regard to him being a proud boy.
	It's completely false.
	I never joined that group.
	Keillor concedes that he and McInnis remained friendly and as our lives diverged.
	We spoke mostly about dad's stuff as we both have kids.
	He's not all right.
	He's just a curious father too.
	Blah, blah, blah.
	Anyway, you've got to check out this article.
	It's an absolute honking pile of shit.
	But it also shows you how bad women are at writing and how most of them are just playing house.
	Now, again, most of my favorite writers are women.
	I don't know why.
	But I just keep seeing this amateur hour at the Apollo again and again and again, where they focus on vegan cooking and their cats.
	And when it's time to write, it takes them years, literal years, to get it done.
	Look at her.
	She's meant to be a mom.
	She's meant to be a housewife.
	But she spent too much time defending the concept of sucking dick and doing Coke in the bathroom, which neither of which I bet she did.
	So she got the worst of both worlds.
	At least Groupies got to suck off Vince Neal.
	She's probably dating some bald Jewish guy who's petrified of her asking where the ring is.
	Wait, what's that?
	A baby?
	Her beautiful son, Larry.
	Oh, okay, that's not hers.
	And became the incredible mom.
	Wait, wait, I got to read this.
	Go back to Larry.
	Her beautiful son, Larry, became the incredible mom she was born to be.
	Oh, you don't say.
	So she wasn't meant to have a dead womb.
	And I'm blown away by the calm and sense of humor and just unbridled joy she's embroiled since, embodied since.
	I'm so happy for you, Maggie.
	This is her watching Larry in the crib.
	Congratulations.
	I'm so happy for you.
	I'm so happy for you, Maggie.
	I love to watch you and Larry together.
	I hope he bakes you as nice a cake as that awesome sheep mobile you made him.
	Congratulations.
	I'm going to email her that.
	How big is that?
	Congratulations.
	So like three megabytes?
	Couple.
	Let's see here.
	I can put it in an email?
	I would think so.
	I'm going to email her.
	This is you.
	4.6 megabytes.
	This is you with, what's his name, Maggie and Larry?
	Congratulations.
	This is you congratulating Maggie on her new boy, Larry.
	Well, I made a pesto noodle tofu supplement.
	I made tofu cat food.
	Look, I dressed as a shitty wrapping paper on Christmas Day.
	I'm so happy.
	I'm glad I never had kids and I have $3 fucking Home Depot plants hanging on my windowsill in my shitty apartment.
	Well, I got to eat this all by myself.
	Oh, great.
	There was a lot of leftovers, so it went bad.
	I didn't get a chance to eat it all.
	so, again, I don't have a problem with women writing.
	I just hate when I can tell that women are being promoted in the art world or in the media world or in any world just because they're women.
	And it's so obvious they suck, and it's so embarrassing.
	For example, Fantagraphics just put out this book this lesbian did.
	4-7.
	And it's embarrassing.
	Real quick, she's Julia Nochilds.
	I'm writing that down.
	4-6?
	Yeah.
	Like, Fantagraphics in the graphic novel world, they have very high standards.
	4-7, sorry.
	And it's really hard to get in there, and it's hard to become a cartoonist.
	And then, and I know that sounds stupid to you, but trust me, it is.
	Like, Robert Crumb deserves a lot more respect than he gets from outside the cartoon world.
	But look at this piece of shit diary that just got, it's getting heavily promoted by them.
	River teamed up with.
	Like, that's a full page.
	Just her writing in a notebook.
	And look at the drawing.
	Go up a bit?
	Look how bad it is.
	Look at that nose.
	And what the fuck's in his hand?
	An invisible glass?
	I think it's a party hat.
	Oh.
	But his fingers are through it.
	But he's not holding it right.
	Like, you can't draw, lady.
	And that's her on her own Instagram promoting one of the better pages.
	It's fucking...
	Can you not see how much you suck?
	The handwriting's really bad.
	But she's a lesbian and she's fat and ugly.
	So they go, well, this would be good for our brand.
	Look at that.
	That's scary.
	That's a creepy possibility.
	And there's all kinds of like whiteout repairing the mistakes.
	Pathetic.
	But maybe Antifa won't burn down her headquarters if we appease them.
	And here's the last thing.
	Oh.
	Nice noses.
	That sucks.
	You're really good at noses.
	Oh, yeah.
	Someone's a big fan of Iran Madden.
	That's Steve Madden's fucking favorite politician.
	This is another vice chick, by the way.
	This is just a weird thing I saw on Instagram 4-H.
	And the first chick I showed you wrote for Broadley.
	So she's another vice alma mater.
	But this is just alarmingly nihilistic.
	Why your true self is an illusion.
	And when I first saw that, I didn't think about it.
	And then like two days later, I just thought, it is what it is, always bothered me.
	But now we've gone below that.
	Now that isn't even is.
	That doesn't exist.
	We don't exist.
	And this is women without children.
	They just get so stripped down until they're like, we're just husks.
	There's no reason to live.
	Yeah, because you took away your number one reason to live.
	You took away your eggs, which brings us to feminism.
	Which is cancer.
	Sure, we can make it cancer.
	That's a weird one.
	4-0.
	Marriage is wonderful.
	Let's just, instead of shitting on women who forgo marriage, let's praise them for a little bit.
	Liz Wheeler, young women, don't let the lies of feminism fool you.
	Marriage is wonderful.
	Your fertility is a gift.
	Sex is holy.
	You're not an object.
	Dead womb.
	Don't go to the bathroom with Coke constantly blowing dudes.
	You're better than that.
	Hookups are meaningless.
	Babies are a blessing.
	Motherhood is empowering.
	You can still also have a career, but trust me, after it comes out, you won't want one.
	All of the above is true.
	Go to 4-1.
	4-1 and for all.
	Oh, this is a biggie.
	Bloomberg Business Week, front page, cover.
	Freeze your eggs, free your career.
	What could possibly go wrong?
	Sounds good, right?
	What's the next pick?
	Zoom in a bit?
	So cruel twist of fate for a single woman who froze her eggs in her 30s to quote-unquote free her career.
	Of course, this isn't the front page of Bloomberg.
	This isn't the front page of anything.
	This is some random news article stuffed on page 36.
	But zoom in on the underlined part.
	Despite the $19,000 cost, people talk about Barbara Corcoran.
	They go, she invented New York real estate, really, and made it into a profitable thing when it was nothing in the 80s.
	And she's got kids.
	Yeah, she had a bunch of miscarriages and she spent $360,000 making her two kids.
	That's $180,000 each.
	Two eggs failed to survive the thawing process.
	Uh-oh.
	You see, they think it's magic freezing their eggs.
	Scroll down because I'm cutting it off, which you can see if you look at your monitor.
	Three more failed to fertilize.
	That left six embryos, of which five appeared to be abnormal.
	Oh.
	The last one was implanted in her uterus.
	On the morning of March 7th, she got the devastating news that it, too, had failed.
	Adams was not pregnant, and her chances of carrying her genetic child, a little more, Ryan, had just dropped to near zero.
	She remembers screaming like a wild animal, throwing books, papers, her laptop, and collapsing to the ground.
	So when Death from Above sing dead womb, and we say venerate the housewife, we're not trying to oppress you.
	We're not trying to ruin your life.
	We're trying to prevent you screaming like a wild animal.
	Is that so wrong?
	What's this 142?
	I love this.
	Nice and simple.
	What is it now?
	We got to get, I'll get a new TV soon, but in the, you got to be a little faster here.
	I'm only 29.
	I already knew I was late to the game being pregnant at 29.
	My first kid's at 30.
	And fertility aside, it's not as easy to care for children in your late 30s or 40s as it is in your 20s.
	That's another thing.
	It's not magic, this freezing the eggs.
	Say you do pull it off.
	I mean, my wife had our youngest boy at like 41.
	I'm a 50-year-old with young kids.
	I'm tired.
	I don't leap out of bed clicking my heels.
	So play this.
	This is fascinating.
	I'm glad we finally got to this because I've had it set up for a long time.
	I've got all the time in the world.
	And then you take this test and you're like, maybe not.
	And I'm not broken or whatever, but like to hear as a woman, like you're going to have issues and like that your body is like not up to par.
	Like I'm only 29.
	Like I'm not thinking about having a baby anytime soon, but I'm glad that I took it because now I know.
	So now I'm trying to be proactive and get all the blood tests done.
	Then I'll probably have to like talk to a fertility doctor and like see where I'm at from there and then freeze some eggs of mine.
	I think it's really important to talk about these things because one, you don't feel so alone.
	And two, if I hadn't seen Crystal post about this, I wouldn't have tested this thing for at least five years probably, if ever.
	And then it would have probably been too late for me.
	Peak time is 20 to 25.
	That's when you want to make your babies.
	That's when you want to make five.
	25 to 30 is pretty good.
	It's getting trickier towards the end of the 20s.
	For the billionth time, and I'm going to get an hourglass as a prop here.
	At 30, the hourglass turns upside down and the sand is draining from 30 to 35.
	At 35, the sand is gone.
	Please stop telling me about your aunt or my wife or my mother who both had a kid at 40.
	It's rare.
	It's especially rare for them not to have autism if they're male.
	There's usually problems.
	Thank God, knock on wood.
	I haven't had any problems.
	Although my youngest boy seems really into show tunes, so we'll see about that.
	But you really, really need to take this seriously.
	And also, ladies, how much do you gain from slutting around?
	I slutted around for a good 17 till 31, 32.
	That was a long, that's a lot of slutting.
	That's 15 years of sucking tits and doing Coke, smoking drugs, getting high.
	Getting high.
	Where were you when we were getting high?
	I'm not sure what I gained from that.
	There we go.
	There's your ovaries.
	Now, women have even less to gain.
	It's natural for a man to want to fuck everything that moves.
	That goes back to Genghis Khan and cavemen and all that stuff.
	It's not natural for a woman to be on her back getting plowed by strangers every night.
	So I don't understand why you want to extend it.
	Well, because of my career.
	Your career sucks.
	You hate your job.
	You're not fulfilled.
	You don't go in on Saturdays.
	In fact, you're on the elevator at 4.59 on Fridays.
	You don't like it.
	I'm not stupid.
	Uh, bado-bidi-biddy.
	Let's jump into the Colorado shooting, because that's something we can't put off.
	Anymo.
	Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
	No, that's right.
	3-0.
	So Twitter is good and bad in some ways.
	Like, I see a moron like this top dude, Alan Cole, say, if it was...
	Wait, move it over here.
	Please, Brian, get in the habit of moving it over.
	You can look on your monitor and see what I can and can't read.
	If every black person purchased an assault rifle and carry it around, sick, carry it around in public like these gun nuts, Republicans would ban guns in minutes.
	That's the kind of thing you say when you're 13, I think.
	And then this chick I never heard of before, snarky tea smuggler, goes oops and shows, you know, Maj Touré's thing, black guns matter, and shows us tons of dudes from today with their guns, no one giving a shit, people loving it.
	No problems, especially with conservatives.
	Conservatives love Maj Touré and Black Guns Matter.
	And you go, okay, that's good, because some asshole posts something like that, and then the Freedom of Information Act, the Free Market of Ideas, shows him that he's wrong.
	And you go, good.
	But that's not really how it works.
	Go back.
	I don't know if he sees her say oops.
	I know we see her oops, but what does Alex Cole see?
	Click on the original tweet.
	And it's just IQ, the alarmingly dull IQ in the dust storm of Twitter is just pathetic.
	Like they go back to the Black Panthers.
	You got to go back to the 60s to show the NRA being uptight about blacks with guns.
	Yeah, sorry we weren't very 2021 in 1969.
	Secret history of guns.
	Yep, just about to say the same thing.
	Nope.
	Welcome to the Patriot Act, Patriot Wall.
	And they aren't really assault rifles.
	You would never give our military an AR-15.
	Oh, so this is finally someone standing up to them.
	But then we go back to the late 60s, right?
	Then back to Ronald Reagan being a racist.
	And nothing about modern dudes with guns.
	There's no way that everyone let an organization like the Huey P. Long Club exist.
	Never mind letting them open, carry, and protest of police murders.
	Not in Texas, and there they are doing it in Texas.
	So I mean, I don't really know.
	Like, did this guy, Alan Cole, get schooled by all these examples?
	Is he smarter now?
	Or does he only see the low IQ shit where people go, it's so true.
	If it was a black guy, none of this would have happened.
	And that's what we kept seeing with this shooting.
	Why did, have you noticed it's always the white-skinned guy?
	They have to say white-skinned now because he was Arab.
	But they always say, why is it the black guy gets shot when he does any kind of shooting?
	And the white guys, who are all mass shooters, by the way, they're all white, they always just get a hamburger and get sent home.
	First of all, the mass shooters are not always white.
	They're actually disproportionately black.
	And secondly, the reason that they get taken away peacefully is because they put their hands up.
	Blacks commit suicide by cop almost every time.
	When they don't, like the DC snipers, who were Muslim mass murderers.
	I hate the term the Beltway sniper.
	It was the Muslim sniper.
	It was a Muslim and his nephew going around hunting white people for sport.
	Everything that they pretend the cops do, the Muslim snipers did.
	And when they were apprehended, they went away peacefully.
	Or that guy, Emmanuel, what's his name?
	Who shot up that church?
	Emmanuel Sampson.
	He shot up a church in Tennessee.
	He wanted to kill at least 10 white people.
	He killed one, shot seven others.
	He was apprehended.
	He's in jail now.
	He's in prison.
	Because he didn't go, remember that amazing video where the guy crashes his Ford, whatever, his big Ford Lincoln navigator, and he gets out of the thing and he just starts going, walking at the cops.
	Yeah, you're not going to be taken away peacefully after that.
	But go to 3-1.
	No, no, not 3-1 yet.
	Go to 3-6.
	I'll bet my salary right now, the shooter in Boulder is a right-wing mega male.
	Okay, well, people certainly get angry when you bring up that most mass shooters in America are white men, but the statistics show they are.
	Would have lost my salary on this bet, but most times it's a safe bet that terrorists in America are white males.
	That's the accepted narrative because white males are the majority of shooters in this country, sort of, if you look at the population.
	But if you look at how they appear in the race stats, they are alarmingly underrepresented here.
	Go to 3-7 and look at other...
	Here's mass killings so far this year.
	There were seven.
	All right?
	You can scroll through them.
	There was Malik Halfacre.
	That's the first one in Indiana.
	He's black.
	He was mad about the stimulus check.
	He wanted a stimulus check from everyone in the family and they wouldn't give it to him, so he killed them all.
	He wanted their share, too.
	Then there was Jeron Dejan Prigen in Oklahoma.
	I don't think we have to look him up.
	Black.
	There's also Raymond Ronald Lee Childs III.
	Guess what race he is?
	There's Sean Lannon, not Sean Lennon.
	That guy is white.
	So we have one white guy so far.
	There's Jason Nightingale, and he was black.
	Go to 3-8.
	Is that Emmanuel Sampson?
	You know what's confusing about, what's this now?
	3-8?
	Oh, yeah, no, this is good.
	Did they kill the white Las Vegas shooter?
	Yes, they did.
	Did they kill the white Dayton shooter?
	Yes, they did.
	Did the Arab Boston bombers survive?
	Yes, he did.
	Did the black D.C. snipers survive?
	That's when I was just talking about the Muslims.
	Yes, they did.
	You know, it is almost as though it could just be down to how the suspect reacts upon arrest, not race.
	And then show us some math shooters.
	3-9.
	So some years most are, and that's still not representational of the population.
	But some years, you could even pretend that we live in a country that's mostly black because blacks are not just overrepresented as regards to the population, they're overrepresented in the raw numbers, depending on the year.
	2019, it's looking pretty much 50-50, don't you think?
	I'm seeing like 60-40.
	Black, black, as far as white and non-white.
	Black, black, black, white.
	Black, black, white.
	Black, black, black, white.
	Black, Chinese.
	White.
	White.
	Black, black, white.
	White, white.
	Black, black, black, black, black, black, black.
	And that's out of 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.
	1, 2, 3, 4.
	So there's 28 people there.
	10 are black.
	So just under half.
	And then that's not including this chair.
	So yeah, I was right.
	50-50.
	Detective Shitty, could you pull up that thing again?
	All right, so Amy Siskins.
	So remember, she said it's all white males, and then she got caught saying, well, let's not say his name because he has a Muslim name.
	So Tucker made fun of her.
	And now, 3-1, she's out to get him.
	I used to be her number one enemy.
	Now there's a new kid in town.
	What happened to Rudy Giuliani?
	Kind of amazing how quickly so many from the former guy...
	Remember yesterday, they don't say his name.
	No.
	The former guy's regime.
	But our work is not done.
	We killed Trump.
	We killed Rudy Giuliani, but we need to kill Tucker.
	Now, she meant to say, we need to detoxify the disinformation and propaganda like the lying, inciting hosts of Fox News.
	Start with this white supremacist dog whistler.
	Oh, sorry, make that a foghorn.
	Tucker Carlson.
	Now, this is something that John Oliver did that has 6 million views, where he breaks down exactly how Tucker Carlson is a white supremacist.
	I am going to go through this, but it's going to take an hour and a half.
	So we won't put it on today's show, but I'll release it tomorrow as a censor.tv presents.
	But this takedown is utter horseshit.
	And I'll explain briefly.
	His logic is Tucker Carlson is a Nazi because white supremacists like him.
	So they agree with him.
	And anyone who agrees with Nazis or who Nazis agree with is the same.
	And then towards the end, he says that David Duke says that when Tucker says Western, He means white.
	John Oliver says the same thing.
	In other words, Nazis agree with John Oliver's.
	John Oliver.
	In other words, by John Oliver's logic, John Oliver is a Nazi.
	You're a Nazi if Nazis agree with you.
	David Duke agrees with John Oliver that West means white.
	This is the thing about the left.
	They're not sending their best.
	Their arguments are shit.
	And their demagogues, their heroes are fucking retards.
	You could have an aneurysm on a toilet.
	You never know.
	But yeah, it's not black or Asian, as I said earlier.
	But that's not to say black on Asian crime isn't existing.
	In fact, this one was big.
	Sorry, 3-3.
	Ladies, if you're getting carjacked, get the fuck out of the way.
	We can get your car back.
	It's going to be crashing into a pole.
	Look at her.
	She's holding on to it.
	Boom.
	But now.
	Someone's going back to her.
	She's got no shoes on.
	Look her face just ricocheted off the rope.
	It's only what the fuck when what's supposed to happen happens.
	Like her hanging up with the car.
	Maybe because they see so many stupid action movies.
	What is she going to do?
	Rip him out of the car and then get her car back?
	Yeah, that's going to work.
	That's the what the fuck part.
	How could they do that?
	But go down with the tweet.
	That's the guy.
	Now, this is in the tweet.
	It took me forever to find this guy, not on Twitter, because I first read this on a news source.
	And it was like, a man broke into a car.
	And there she is.
	Bruised eye.
	Ladies, please, don't Heather hire it up.
	Don't get in there and take away the, beat up the Nazis, take out the criminals.
	It's not going to happen.
	You're going to lose.
	Wait, go up.
	Is that the woman who said nick?
	I want us to be authentic.
	Okay?
	And when we don't engage with the people who are like, when we keep hiring consultants to do meetings for us, what ends up happening is because they don't have those relationships with community members, they end up relying on folks who do to do those things.
	Yeah, she's the one who said that.
	A lot of Asians are fake-ass house niggas.
	Yeah.
	Remember?
	Let me see.
	Is that her?
	Yeah, Allison Collins.
	Oh, would you look at that?
	Would you just look at this?
	She calls Asians house niggas.
	She goes, a house nigga still a nigga.
	All right.
	Yeah, this is.
	Go to 3-5.
	3-5.
	If you see this, if you're with your kids and you see this, grab your kids and run.
	Get behind cover and not like not drywall.
	Get behind something solid stone like the bar.
	If you're alone and you're armed and you have a gun, then maybe be a good citizen.
	Be prepared to stand up and fight and protect people.
	But if you're not armed, and if you're not armed, just get the fuck out of there.
	If you're not armed and you're with your family, go run and hide, hold your kids, put your body over their body.
	But these people see black men of a certain age about to throw down and they think it's funny.
	Have you not noticed a pattern yet?
	I would even make the argument people laughing at them on the sidelines, they see that.
	That gives them the, they want to step it up.
	They want to be like, I'm going to fucking joke.
	I'm going to kill.
	People are laughing at us.
	I want to show this on some real shit.
	Right.
	Damn, what the fuck?
	This is a screen.
	Are you surprised?
	If you're not comfortable with senseless violence breaking out at any moment, don't use Ebonics because you're not about that life.
	If you're not ready to end your life and your entire future over ignorant shit that doesn't matter, don't use Ebonics.
	You remind me of Nick Fuentes saying, stop saying red-pilled if you're not racist or sexist.
	Yeah.
	That's our word.
	That's our shit.
	It's for us racist.
	Oh, no, sexist.
	Based.
	Yeah.
	Oh, based.
	And for that reason, I still say based.
	And that's.
	Oh, look, someone was at the shooting.
	Say what?
	Let's give him a call.
	I couldn't call that chick.
	Half an hour ago.
	He's not answering.
	I gotta make sure I don't reveal his name.
	Hi, you've reached Don Chusterlin, Ideal Illegal Arms.
	Hi.
	Okay, hopefully he'll call back while we're doing the mailbag.
	He said it was pretty uneventful, though.
	As far as mass shootings go, it wasn't very exciting.
	Okay, okay.
	I'm gonna come.
	Yellow?
	Hey, what's up?
	What's up, dude?
	Hello.
	How's it going?
	Good.
	So, how was the mass shooting?
	Oh, you know, it was honestly way more boring than I wished it was, to be honest.
	Now that, like, I realize how big of a national story it was, it was super boring.
	So, did you get out of the parking lot, or you just were going to go into the store from your car and you heard, cut, cut, cut, cut?
	I'm so bold.
	So, I was Just got out of my car.
	I was kind of, because I was listening to music and shit in my car, so it was loud and I wasn't really paying attention.
	So I got out and I see the Tam car crash into the front of the building.
	And then I see Homie walking up the ramp.
	And then I'm kind of walking around and I still don't really know what's up.
	I thought the dude just crashed and people were going over to him because then people were making a big deal because some dude just flew through the parking lot and crashed into the side of the building.
	But then I walked over to some other dude and said, I think there's an active shooter.
	And then we just hear boom, boom.
	And then that dude just goes running off like a little bitch.
	And then...
	Wait, I don't think he's a little bitch if he's running from a mass shooting.
	Nah, dude.
	We were way far away.
	We're at like the other end of the lot.
	Like, this dude was inside.
	We're like, we're not even in any danger.
	Trust me.
	So you just, you sat there for a while watching the cops show up and everything and then went home?
	Yeah.
	So the cops were probably like, I don't know, maybe like five minutes after I got there.
	And then probably like four cars just line up right in front of like the entrance and like eight dudes just hop out with a riot shield and just storm the front of the building and they all walk in.
	And so I'm just kind of watching like, what the fuck?
	And I saw my cat in my fucking car because I had just had him there anyway.
	And then you drive around with your cat in the car?
	Yeah, well, just this, I mean, this one particular time, I just threw him in the car because he don't like to fuck fuck out the windshield and shit.
	So sometimes when he's at the door, when I'm walking out, I'll pick him up and throw him in because I'll just run it down to the grocery store.
	And what were you going to get at the grocery store?
	I'm going to get in the car with me.
	What were you going to get?
	Cat food.
	Cat food.
	Oh, he'd be excited to hear about that.
	Yeah, yeah, exactly.
	And then so I'm chilling there, and then eventually some bitch comes over, like some cop, and she's screaming her head off.
	And then I don't know how much of the coverage you've seen, but there's some lady, this like Mexican lady who's screaming her fucking head off on every interview.
	Yeah, and she's like, get back.
	It's for your safety.
	Yeah.
	So that lady was, I was like one of the first people she came to because I was like standing like right there.
	And she's like, get into people's houses.
	Go, go.
	She sent like two people that were standing near me right into somebody's apartment.
	There was like two people standing on their patio.
	And then there was like people kind of by me standing on like, I guess like kind of the curb lawn, like the grass next to the curb.
	And so these people ran across the street into these random people's house.
	So I guess that was a weird fucking day for them.
	And then I'm like, my car's right there.
	And she's like, go, get in your car.
	Go, go, go.
	And then so I'm like, alrighty then.
	Wow.
	All right.
	Well, thanks for your update, sir.
	Are you a little more wary of Muslims now?
	No, I mean, I'm usually pretty wary.
	That's obviously, we, this, we're in a community that's like 99.999% white.
	This dude apparently drove up from Arvada, which is like a suburb.
	We're a suburb of Denver too, but this is like a suburb on the other side.
	So it's like 45 minutes away from us.
	And apparently he just hopped on 93.
	And 93 is a road where there's basically nothing.
	It just runs along the mountainside.
	And we're like the first town that you hit on 93.
	So he drove up from this random ass town.
	And we're like, that's the first, we're in South Boulder.
	So we're like on the edge of town.
	So like we're the first shopping center.
	And he just turned in randomly and just started shooting the place up.
	So maybe he was out here.
	Maybe he was hunting whites.
	Maybe he was.
	That's what I'm saying.
	I don't really know what he was doing.
	But what's funny is the second I said on the news, I'm like, that dude looks like he's like an Israeli or something.
	There's no white dude that's like five foot five, like short as hell like that with the curly ass hair.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	All right, man.
	That's my story.
	Great story.
	Thanks for calling.
	It's on the show tonight.
	All right, cool, cool.
	Peace out.
	Peace.
	Peace.
	Peace, peace.
	Let's start the mailbag.
	Ryan, shut up.
	You don't have a dad.
	Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
	Let me touch it.
	This is a scene from Steve Coogan's comedy Hamlet 2.
	Regular scene is first.
	This better be good, dude.
	And then he has a musical scene second.
	I have so much anger.
	I feel like I've been raped in the face.
	That's good.
	And then musical scene.
	Sometimes I feel like I'm drifting in space.
	I think my heart soul is falling from rest.
	Therapy.
	Taken me to a better place.
	Oh, why do I feel?
	Why do I feel?
	Why do I feel?
	Weak in the face?
	Maybe it's buried in the face.
	Okay, fun stuff.
	I remember that movie being really good.
	G-Dog and Lord of the Fag Zone, how was a baboom not immediately elevated to a video drop?
	True.
	He says, don't read my name on air, please.
	And his name is Mike Hunt.
	Baboom.
	That is.
	I'm a Derek Dew behind the current show.
	Knowing my luck, this has already been sent and is ancient Chinese secret.
	But if you need to know, this is here is a David Bob video sketch.
	Dude, this is the song we played on the fucking show and then immediately said, this is not the song, but can you help us find the song that's a parody of Toby Keith's Red, White, and Blue?
	As in order to have a placeholder, we had All I Need and we aired that on the fucking show.
	But I played the video and then I said, this is what we're looking for.
	Meaning not this song.
	And then people send me the same fucking song.
	So I say, hey, I'm looking for a black thing that's this.
	It's actually a deck of Cards, it looks like this.
	This is an iPhone, it's not this.
	And they go, Do you mean an iPhone?
	No, this is about the fourth time we've received the fucking all-I need thing.
	That's not the song.
	By the way, you could have pulled it up at any point.
	Why are you pulling up new software?
	What do you mean?
	What are making a drop?
	I'm making two drops.
	No, don't make drops live on the show, you absolute retard.
	You find your moments.
	It takes two seconds, but yeah.
	No, it doesn't.
	Ryan, don't do other work.
	You don't do anything.
	We've had a lagging problem for months now.
	And now, live during the show, you're making drops?
	I've been doing it.
	Are you a mental patient?
	Go back to the previous email.
	Nope.
	Oh, and you want to see the old country music?
	Yeah, the thing I'm talking about right now while you make drops and open new software.
	Your whole thing is we've seen this so many times.
	Right, but the people who don't know what I'm talking about should know that's the song I'm talking about.
	Anyway, next.
	Please don't do your homework in class, kids.
	Hi, Gavin.
	You're spot on about this ridiculous habit of hiring Europeans to play Americans.
	In movies, I was watching this Netflix movie, Devil All the Time, a neo-North thriller set in rural Ohio after World War II.
	It might be a good movie.
	I wouldn't know.
	I was so distracted by the cast of Effet Europeans prancing around in immaculate gingham, pretending to be Ohio natives.
	Look at this mess.
	And it's Bill Skarsgaard, Tom Holland, Robert Patterson, Sebastian San, Romanian, Australian, Jason Clark, English, Harry Melling.
	All right, here's some Valley Girls, just as uncomfortable, though.
	Wait, he doesn't say the movie, does he?
	Yeah, devil all the time.
	So could you pull that up, please?
	Don't open it.
	You shouldn't have to wait for me to.
	I clicked the link he sent, but yeah.
	He didn't send a link.
	No, you're clicking a link that's not related, Ryan.
	Read the fucking article.
	This was your daddy's.
	Brought back from the war.
	I'm from Ohio.
	Figure it's time to pass it on.
	This is the best present I ever got.
	Thank you.
	And people from two points on a map without even a straight line between them can be connected is at the heart of our story and knock them stiff.
	You ever think about how we ended up orphans living in the same house?
	I don't know what wonders you did.
	This isn't as bad as what I showed.
	This looks good.
	These all seem okay.
	I've seen this before.
	I've seen the trailer.
	It looks good.
	Some people would say it's just no mark.
	You take pictures?
	I do.
	I see a smile pretty enough to photograph, that is.
	Others would tell you it was God's plan.
	Blessed are they hunger and thirst for righteousness.
	I'm not a big Ohio expert, but do they sound that southern?
	I think of it as the Midwest.
	Howdy, boys.
	Maha.
	That ain't no preacher.
	He's as bad as they got on the damn radio.
	When people look back on him, they had no other choice.
	Anyway, Ryan sucks at his job.
	Tell me about it.
	I could do better.
	Love him.
	But Googling isn't that hard.
	There's more than Googling.
	There's more than Googling.
	Yeah, my boy, being a New Yorker, are you familiar with Bannerman Island and the castle upon which it sits?
	If not, it was owned, built in the early 1900s by Francis Bannerman the Six, who ran an army surplus store in the city.
	Being a cheap Scotsman that he was, he built the castle using concrete paste that sealed the crates of guns and field gear he purchased.
	The paste held up just long enough to withstand shipment around the world, but did not make great building material.
	And today, the castle is in ruins.
	I was wondering if you've had similar tastes of frugality during your entrepreneurial endeavors.
	Where is this castle?
	It's full of snakes.
	It's right where I live on the Hudson Valley, where my grandparents live.
	Is that the one that's for sale for like $5 million?
	Oh, no, no, that's not it.
	You pass by it if you go on the train to Poughkeepsie.
	I love it.
	I love it.
	It's made of spackle.
	That's really cool.
	They used to do tours on it or something.
	People just go there, but I think you're not allowed to.
	But you just go there.
	Fun.
	I just has a lot of fun.
	This is from Doug.
	Holy fuck, Aroney.
	I had to tap out of your expose on that future child murder and her pre-op tranny.
	Fast forward is a wonderful thing.
	Maybe in the future you can just hit some highlights and save the audience a little misery.
	Love all you guys do.
	Well, except for that.
	I'm sorry, but I thoroughly enjoyed that red, wine, and blue.
	In fact, I showed my wife and she was mortified.
	The left is often criticized for its Stalinist tactics, but the Stasi, the secret police of the German Democratic Republic, i.e.
	East Germany, might be a lot more apt.
	Check this out.
	10 terrifying facts about the East German secret police.
	Okay, good to know.
	Oh, let's go back to the beginning here.
	I'm going to tell my kids this was Dr. Rachel Levine, the first trans Secretary of Health and Human Services.
	You know what's funny?
	This guy played a lunatic in the movie who was like a mad genius.
	And I look at him and I feel more respect and trust than I do with our Secretary of Health and Human Services.
	Like, understanding that that's an actor.
	You know what I mean?
	That's data from Star Trek.
	But that character, at least I knew that he was a brilliant scientist.
	I don't see that when I see, what's his name?
	Richard Cohen Leville Levin or whatever his fucking name is.
	Ante Levin.
	Check this shit out.
	The Hunter Biden scandals always seem so unbelievable, so it's not hard for the media to brush them under the rug.
	But this dude's a piece of work.
	Oh, and this is going around the news today.
	I'm glad the mailbag caught this and I forgot.
	Secret Service agents intervened in Hunter Biden gun incident.
	Yeah, so the Secret Service went to the gun store where he bought his gun and wanted the records of it.
	They want to confiscate His records.
	And he said, no, thanks.
	I'm going to hold on to them just in case the gun that he bought here is used for a crime and you guys try to cover it up.
	So that's juicy.
	But I guess that's Russian disinformation.
	This is from Tommy.
	Look at this fucking loser.
	He comes in around 1:15.
	Yeah, I put him on my parlor.
	Isn't it weird how new his tattoos look?
	They look totally like those fake kid sticker ones.
	His face is like the neighbors that don't take down their Halloween decorations.
	And it's like January.
	Yeah, he's going around.
	If you follow Andy No's Twitter, you'll see him.
	Broken, yeah.
	True.
	Hello.
	I'm the front man of a Montreal garage band called Light Bulb Alley.
	Well, you just lost your fucking career, my friend.
	Just that quick.
	Hope you enjoyed being the front man for a Montreal garage band called Light Bulb Alley because it just ended.
	Isn't light bulb one word?
	Am I stupid?
	Maybe they took liberties.
	Is it a light bulb or a light bulb?
	No, it's a light bulb.
	Wait, is it two words or one word?
	I'm seeing both.
	Of course, I have to do these things.
	It's two words.
	Yes, it's two words.
	Anyway, we formed in 07.
	I'm the only original member.
	I'm from Yellowknife.
	I've been in Montreal for 15 years.
	We're influenced by Montreal bands like Bloodshot Bill, blah, blah, blah, CBC Gangbangs.
	Oh, I forgot all about CBC Gangbangs.
	The Space Shits.
	Just talking to one of the Space Shits right now.
	King Con.
	By the way, the Space Shits in King Con used to hang around at our vice offices when they were children.
	Like 14, 13, 15.
	And then they formed those bands.
	The Space Shits and King Con and Chrome.
	Dave One and his little brother A-Track would come by.
	I remember their parents were really strict Jewish parents and he'd never seen porno before, pornographic magazines before he came by.
	I remember Dave One just going, holy shit, man.
	He was like a real wigger back then and would wear wrap clothes and a sideways baseball hat and stuff.
	So we discovered those bands and created them.
	I also dig bands like Black Lips.
	We morphed into something else, blah, blah, blah.
	I'm listening to Gavin since 2016.
	I have a one-year-old daughter, another butt in the oven.
	I work construction now.
	Save money and get up early.
	Thanks for the influence.
	Do you think there's any claim to some territory in the mainstream for hardcore truth without being canceled or censored?
	No, and you're about to find out the hard way.
	Is the mainstream too convoluted to allow truth?
	Yes, it is.
	I think the two most important ways to unravel the COVID scandal are the PCR fraud and the irresponsible banning of hydroxychloroquine.
	Please play our music as much as you want.
	The only thing's manufactured in the U.S. are the elections now.
	Alistair Booth.
	I guess I got to say his name.
	He already said he's a front man.
	And then he's got a bunch of videos from his band.
	Huh.
	Let me see.
	We got any of his band?
	You already played that, right?
	No, there's a new one.
	Pepper Spray.
	That's good to know.
	I remember these guys.
	They have reading something about that.
	They have a cool music video, and I forget which one it is, but I can put this under music in my own personal emails.
	All right, last email.
	I actually imagined if the races were reversed, he says.
	Cool.
	Let's see what happens if the races were reversed.
	Can you imagine if the races were reversed?
	That's awesome.
	That was beautiful.
	All right, let's get to the final video.
	Ladies, you're wasting your time being sluts, letting your wombs die, doing coke in the bathroom.
	You fucked up.
	And you're going to look back on your slut years and go, what was I doing?
	What did I eat?
	And here's a good example of that with 4-9.
	And don't let your eyes leave her boyfriend's or sorry, husband's face, especially at the end.
	Like this.
	You know, we took a marriage like this.
	You know, we took vows and ultimately I defiled them in every way possible.
	I've had a lot of inappropriate relationships with men, with women, a lot of men, a lot of women.
	I was fucking.
	I was sucking.
	I was in bars, cars, closets, trains, basically.
	I mean, shit, I had a couple rents on me.
	I'm a runner.
	I'm a track star.
	All of that.
	Like, it was bad.
	And I'm not proud of it.
	And I want to publicly apologize for my choices and my decisions.
	You know, I was eating ass.
	And I don't even do that for my husband.
	So I don't know.
	I take full accountability.
	It's not something that's because of my family.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.
	And never stop fighting.

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