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March 18, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S03E87 - WHOSE PRIVILEGE?
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Television That was Kill Your Television by Ned's Atomic Dustbin help popularized by John Peel as well as a band Death by Milk Float.
I believe that was in the late 80s when I was trading tapes, cassette tapes with my mates in England, jolly old England.
John Peel woke a lot of people up to the underground music scene at the time.
And not just punk and alternative and indie rock, but you know, African music like the Bundu Boys.
He was a great man and he died, I believe, late at night.
I always suspect cocaine heart attack.
I mean, people die.
When they die on a Friday night, you get a little suspicious, right?
Joe Strummer, John and Twistle.
When celebrities, rockers, die at 3 a.m. on a Friday, you think Coke.
It's got to be Coke.
Don't do Coke.
If you're old, guys, you can't handle it.
Ned's Atomic Does Bin are from Birmingham.
West Midlands.
It's not really North, not really South.
A lot of manufacturing there at one point.
Not really anymore.
A lot of poverty the day.
Amazing scene.
You're just near Birmingham.
You're just near Manchester.
You're not really north or south.
You're not Welsh.
What are you?
I don't know.
You're Northwest.
I like London.
I might move there.
You know a town I really enjoyed?
Look up where Mick Jagger's from, like his hometown.
Last time I went to Britain, I went to stay with Crass at Dial House.
And we took a very easternly route.
We went, because London is like Paris, right?
There's that big sort of circular highway that surrounds it, and then you can dip down.
So I took that around.
I wanted to avoid London traffic.
And we just stopped along the way, had some pints.
And we were in this place.
What's it called?
Dartford, Kent, England.
That sounds right, Dartford.
Oh, they love their Costa coffee, don't they?
But I just thought I could fucking move here tomorrow.
And I used to always say Britain is dead, and Tommy Robinson would assure me there's still hope.
And then on this tour in Dartford, I was seeing like Dr. Martin's and Harrington's and Pubs and Guinness and pub culture.
It was awesome.
I don't think drones really give you a good idea of what a town is like.
Also, that guy's there, though.
Oh, it's you.
That's not a good sign.
It's Q. You see, they discovered Q is you?
Yeah.
You Q. You pretty Q. You pre-Q.
That would maybe smash you.
Ryan Cats Q Rivera.
That would smash Wyan.
Smash this subscribe.
Smash the subscribe.
Pull that up.
Pull you being Q up, obviously.
I still couldn't find it from yesterday.
That picture of that guy.
Because, believe it or not, I'm not sure what's going on.
You know what's the cool term?
Bluein' on.
That's for these nut bar lefties who are just the same as the Pizzagate guys, but on the other side.
And they think everyone's conspiring.
And they're, of course, equally as obsessed with Q as the far right is.
I've never been a Q guy.
As Tucker points out, I don't even get Q's information.
Does he have a newsletter?
Does he tweet?
What is Q?
How do you get the info?
Is it deep down on 4chan?
Is he a poster on Reddit?
Do you even know?
I don't know.
You should probably know this.
I know that it's like a thread.
You can go on 4chan and things like that.
And we don't know who it is, but they have these drops information.
How do they drop it?
I think through 4chan.
Boring.
Borchan, more like.
Today's New York Post, sex addict maniac, suspect, sick excuse for massage parlor massacre.
Apparently, he was addicted to pornography.
Now, you know what's fascinating about this?
Milo's take is, oh, really?
Just as we were learning that blacks have a predilection for Asian hate crimes, you have an Asian dude, a white guy, go on an anti-Asian killing spree.
What a coinky thing.
So his contention is that it's the FBI, the CIA, it's just made this guy and it made him go kill people to obscure the narrative.
I don't, I'm not buying that.
That sounds ridiculous.
Although, I have noticed that the far left is going for that angle, hook line, and sinker.
So this is America.
This is Trump's America.
We're racist.
And this comes from calling it the China flu.
And then the guy himself goes, no, no, no, it's nothing to do with that.
I actually like them too much.
That's why I was trying to kill them.
So I wouldn't fuck them.
I'm obsessed with Asian porn.
And I keep going to massage parlors and getting handies.
And I don't want to do that anymore.
So the best way for me to stop is to kill them.
That makes sense, right?
If you're an alcoholic, go kill every guy who runs a liquor store.
Therefore, you won't be able to get it anymore.
Because there's only three liquor stores in the world, and there's only four massage parlors.
Nice mask.
There's Ryan.
Anon's mysterious leader, Q, is named as Ron Watkins, The son of 8-Chan owner in new HBO docuseries.
You go by Ron Watkins now?
That's a secret, but yeah, I do.
But Q is known for having the inside scoop.
You don't know anything at all.
That's my front.
What's the capital of New York?
See, I'm going to be in character, incognito.
Birmingham?
Oh, I get it.
It's all an act.
Yes.
You're actually super smart.
Correct.
Okay.
How many states are there?
Five?
What are the two bodies of the political system in America, in the White House?
The Pacific and the Atlantic.
You're making fun, but you don't know.
No, I do.
What are they?
Were the two political parties in America?
No, no.
The two basic structures of the American government.
House and Senate.
Okay.
Legislative, executive, and I wonder if Cardi B knows that.
I would love to do that.
I would love to say to Cardi B and Beyonce and Jay-Z and all these pop stars we worship, they get interviews with Joe Biden.
I'd like to say, how do you spell necessary?
Or have them read a Dr. Zeus book?
Wouldn't that be fun?
I'd love if I could get just a minute of Cardi B's time.
I just have one question for you, Cardi B. What's eight times seven?
Fucking dumb.
Are you fucking dumb?
Are you fucking dumb?
Front-facing camera must be on.
She's garbage.
Well, let's jump right to that story then.
Anyway, sorry.
So this is a lunatic who has the worst beard in history.
I honestly think this is the worst beard possible.
I have a better picture of it you can cut to.
I think I put it in racism.
Yeah, 3-3.
We have a better picture of this beard.
You're going to puke.
I think it's the worst beard that has ever been made.
That's people getting shot.
Blah, blah, blah.
There we go.
Look at that thing.
Who's that white guy that sold out his family to Al-Qaeda?
I would understand more if you shot barbershops for not helping you.
Look at that thing.
It's like worse than the worst pubes.
Who's that guy, Josh something, who sold his family out to Al-Qaeda?
The guy, the Canadian guy, who's friends with the prime minister, who allowed his wife to be raped, allowed his children to die.
His child was killed because he wanted to go backpacking along Al-Qaeda territory.
He also has a disgusting beard.
Yeah, that's what made me think of it.
You should just kill everyone with that kind of beard.
You could have saved eight lives if you just kill people with beards that shitty.
Clearly, the guy's insane, right?
Like, you can feel the clippers in your hand when you look at him.
You can feel yourself trimming.
So, yeah, the left is going for the anti-Asian angle.
They've wanted to talk, they love talking about racism, and they've wanted to talk about these Asian attacks for weeks and weeks now.
There he is.
But they were unable.
Joshua Boyle.
Joshua Boyle, that's his name.
What a stinky.
They weren't able to talk about it.
I fucking hate that look.
And Ray, if you're watching, you're guilty of this.
When I just said we should kill everyone with that beard that shitty, but we should also just start killing people who have beards with no mustache.
And that includes you, Ray.
You know who you are.
I just said your name.
Yeah.
Look, this is what you look like to us, my friend.
Are you okay with that?
You look like you're being born.
You look like you're coming out of an asshole.
Oh, yeah, I can see that.
It's not a good look.
Taliban drug food to kill our baby.
What a bunch of jerks the Taliban are.
Anyway, how did they get to your baby?
Oh, you brought it to them.
Like, why don't you just fucking live with MS-13 and then say MS-13 killed my baby?
What were you doing in Taliban territory, you fucking weird dunce?
Let's check out the Candace versus Cardi B fight, though.
It's all deleted now.
It's hard to find.
But basically, Cardi B had gay sex with the woman with the most annoying name in pop culture history, Megan the Stallion.
What?
Even like Ponygirl, I could live with.
Stallion, first of all, is a stud.
We had a friend, Tom, what the hell was his name?
Tom Williams when I was in high school.
And he wasn't good with the chicks because he would get so drunk, he'd always barf all over himself.
So our joke nickname for him was Puky Stallion.
And the joke was that he's no stallion.
He's no stud.
He's always puking.
Puky Stallion.
I didn't make it up.
Paul Toddy did, who subsequently has died.
But stallion means you're a stud.
You're good with the ladies.
And now a woman's calling herself Megan, which is just such a normal, boring, plain Jane name.
Might as well be Jennifer.
The with an extra E. What?
Why?
And then stallion.
No woman wants to be a horse.
In fact, horses are training wheels for men.
You'll notice young girls, they adore horses.
That's because they genetically know somewhere in their genes, deep down, they're attracted to men.
But they're obviously not sexual yet, so they don't actually want a real man.
So they go with little lady boys like those K-pop stars, boy bands, that helps too.
And then they also appreciate horses because they like something big and strong and muscular.
They don't want to get fucked.
And then once they become like 15, they no longer give a shit about horses and they want to date.
They want a man.
My experience with women is probably very different from you.
Women would tolerate sex when I was a teenager.
They were curious in my early 20s.
In college, They were like, let's give this a whirl.
And they only really were into banging and like, let's fuck.
This is awesome.
Oh, yeah.
When I was 25.
Huh.
And then at my age, of course, we're all the same.
All bets are off.
What about you?
I was dating my black girlfriend.
I was dating my...
I was dating my black back in character, not QAnon.
I was dating my black girlfriend, Imani, for a year before she was like, let me blow you, like in the movies.
And I was like, all right.
How old were you?
Young as shit.
Maybe like 13?
Is that legal?
Is it legal for 13-year-olds to have sex with each other?
I don't know.
They shouldn't.
How old should you be to have sex?
I was 17.
That was late.
That's pretty late for a guy.
Puerto Rican.
You're usually a parent by then, literally.
Yeah, you usually have triplets.
So I think 17.
For guys.
I think guys, maybe even 16.
I don't know.
Yeah, for guys, you can do it when you're 15.
For girls, you really want to get them up to this 17.
14 is nauseating.
I don't care if your boyfriend's 13, but a 14-year-old girl fornicating.
I mean, when you talk to girls, especially black girls, they're like, yeah, I lost it at 12.
Well, it seems like the damage is already done there.
A mentally healthy 13 or 14-year-old probably doesn't think that that's an option.
My wife's a virgin.
Did I ever tell you that?
How's that possible?
We adopted our kids.
Oh, we're not ready yet.
Yes, that's right.
We will have sex eventually, but we're not ready.
We cuddle.
We've tried oral.
We grind a lot with our jeans on.
I guess that's good.
Yeah, we dry hump.
Are you scared or?
I'm not ready.
Yeah, I hear you.
I'm not a virgin.
I've had sex before.
She's never had sex.
Right.
Well, there's nothing wrong with that.
Well, there's something wrong with that.
I'm not really something wrong with that.
Let's see this feud, though.
So anyway, sorry.
Long tangent.
Wow, what a long introduction.
So Cardi B, as you know by now, she got up on stage and she did her WAP song, which no one has a fucking problem with, all right?
I loved punk.
When I saw the Sex Pistols in the late 70s doing God Save the Queen, sabotaging the Queen's Jubilee, I thought, that's balsy and irreverent and crazy and awesome and exciting.
So we don't want Cardi be censored, obviously, not at censored.tv anyway.
We want her to be able to do that.
It's just the glorification of it and the double standard.
So because we're living in an era of black woman privilege, everything you hear about white privilege is true of black women.
They can say and do anything they want, including glorify prostitution.
And she wasn't just any stripper.
She was a prostitute who would suck dick and fuck men for money, but she'd also drug and rob them, which was glorified in the movie Hustler.
We watched a whole segment on that, right?
We watched it without the volume on and guessed 98% of the movie.
So she's the lowest of the low.
And she got in a fight.
Imagine living in a nation Cardi B's wet-ass pussy wins song of the year.
Yet Cat in the Hat is deemed inappropriate content and Disney slaps content warnings on the multiple.
That's why it's a problem.
That's why we're pissed off.
We're not pissed off that Cardi B exists.
We want her to exist.
We even want slutty rap.
I mean, rap is basically as offensive as punk was.
So I'm fine with that.
Go ahead and glorify prostitution.
Should be glorified.
I mean, it should be able to be glorified.
I'm against prostitution.
I think it should be legal.
But Candace got in a fight with her about all this, and Candace summed it up beautifully.
She said, nobody wants their daughter to be Cardi B. And that's like the ultimate argument settler.
That's the end.
No one's saying you can't do what you do.
No one's saying there shouldn't be songs glorifying prostitution.
We are annoyed that everything, you know, that's not black woman is censored.
And black women, we have a woman who's a fucking felon who raped men, drugged them.
That's rape, right?
If you drug someone, you have sex with them, drugged and robbed them.
I don't know exactly what that crime is.
Oh, booger alert.
Taking advantage of an intoxicated person.
Thank you, Ryan.
That's how you say what laws are.
You just say the crime fancy.
That's right.
And that's the name of the law.
And she's interviewing the vice president.
That's the part that annoys us.
It's the mainstream acceptance and the hypocrisy, which are basically the same thing.
That's what pisses us off.
And then we're not allowed to fucking point it out.
So Candace just said, why is this so popular?
Why is this okay?
And we are not okay.
You know, why are Milo and Gavin deplatformed?
It's ironic because Candace and I were friends.
I would argue I discovered her.
And then I got too hot and she stepped away.
I needed fucking over $10,000 to bring her on censored.tv.
Which bothered me, by the way, but that's neither here nor there.
So we're living in an era where Candace can't be friends with Gavin, but Cardi B can glorify stripping during prime time with money shooting everywhere.
And she's the worst, most evil stripper in the history of stripping because she drugged and robbed men.
And even that was glorified by the mainstream.
And they made a movie wherein, if you recall, in the movie Hustler, they say that these finance guys that they're robbing are taking firemen's pensions, firemen who fought, who went into the burning towers in 9-11.
These finance guys are taking that money and spending it on strippers.
So they're just robin hooding it.
Meanwhile, these strippers were buying fucking Louis Vuitton heels.
So isn't the money going back to France?
You're not spending it on FDNY merch.
No, that's not true.
They bought designer gear that was made by and sold by firemen.
Oh.
Fireman-only business.
Oh, yeah.
I keep forgetting how many firemen work at Gucci.
True.
You can tell that woman's a cunt, right?
That Asian?
Yeah, I wouldn't hang out with that.
The actress I brought.
What's her name?
Ooh.
I forgot about her.
She was hot for a minute.
Constance Wu.
Constance Wu, you can just tell is a cunt.
It's like that other black chick that you told me is a cunt.
And I go, What are you talking about?
And then later I went, Yeah, you can just tell.
Do you know who I'm talking about?
Jeanette Janelle Monet.
Yeah, Janelle Monet.
Yeah, you can just tell she is a fucking self-righteous, horrible cunt.
Obnoxious.
And this is just like there's gay face, there's cunt face.
Constance Wu has cunt face, and this bitch has cunt face.
Never met her.
Never even heard an interview with her.
You can totally tell.
But Ryan told me she's a cunt, and I just clicked.
Something clicked.
Can't you just tell now that you say it?
Look at this.
If you were working on set of one of her videos and you were running the concession stand, you'd have to concede a lot to her.
Yeah.
Like she would be really shitty to you, but it's not because she's in the back.
Why is there no more mayonnaise?
Right.
There's sour cream.
There's cream cheese.
There's no fucking mayonnaise.
Like, she's super pleasant around her friends.
She says, talk to you.
She says, can you ask him why there's no mayonnaise?
Find out why there's no fucking mayonnaise.
That would be terrible.
But you over here, you go, there is mayonnaise.
We're just getting in the back.
Was I talking to you?
No, I'm just telling you that we have mayonnaise.
It's coming.
It's not here now.
Tell him it's not here now.
Yeah, she doesn't talk to you.
She has the PA do all the conversating.
Kind of a bitch.
You, Janelle Monet, you come across as a bitch.
If nobody was watching me, I hate you.
I would be doing that.
I hate her.
Hate has to be.
I love creating music.
I love giving music.
Giving music.
I love giving music.
I have no expectations.
We were correct.
I would love to be able to play my records.
It's so basic, I can't hear it.
And I respect your level of musicality.
Oh.
Lack of better words.
Or I know when you mention certain songs, you have great taste.
Thanks.
And so that means a lot to have your support.
Jesus.
Yeah.
And I just think that, you know, every journey, we don't all have to take the same turn.
She's like printing.
She's wildly humorous.
Is she talking that Vlad dude?
Maybe.
It's Ebro.
Is that the guy with the tattoos?
Ibro and Rosenberg.
I don't know him.
He looks like Brooklyn Dad.
Hot 97 guy.
Remember the female player in the movie Soul?
The black lady who played the Trumpet or whatever?
No.
She was a total bitch.
Total bitch.
Yeah.
What a fucking bitch.
That was basically her.
Yeah, you can just tell.
You know who's fucking awesome?
Who that?
Again, you wouldn't expect it.
Because I was just thinking in my head, I was like, wouldn't it be funny if I met Janelle Monet and she was the funniest, coolest person in the world?
And I'd have to go, I'm going to be honest.
I thought, before I even knew you, I thought you came across as a bitch.
And I thought, wouldn't that be funny?
And then I realized, oh yeah, there is a chick like that.
Gabrielle Soubedade.
Soubadade?
The ugly bitch.
Oh, yeah.
See, she's a bitch in that movie.
Yep.
Gabrielle Soubedebebe, the big fat, one of the ugliest women in the world.
Fucking awesome.
Hilarious.
I've told you about this before.
She's buddies with Jimmy Kimmel.
At his wedding, she entered the church as the bride.
And little kids were crying and old people were fucking furious.
That's hilarious.
And she stood there and the whole music played.
Jimmy didn't know what was going to happen.
It was a surprise.
It was a prank on him.
And she had fucked him.
Missy, whatever her name is, had screwed him by saying, look, weddings are very important to me, so don't do any jokes.
Meanwhile, she had laced up the whole thing with prank upon prank upon prank.
And then here's another funny, cool thing about her.
She was in a sketch that Kimmel put together called like Hollywood the movie.
It was stolen from Mr. Show.
But in it, Gabrielle played Gab.
What the fuck is her name?
Gabu-Ray?
Gabu Ray Sidibay.
Gabu-Ray?
Gabu-Ray?
Sounds like a fat ray gun.
Flab-ray.
Gabu-ray, she dressed up as black Hitler for it.
And after she did the sketch, they go, okay, I guess you can change in here.
And she goes, I don't want to change.
She goes, I'm wearing this home.
And she wore it.
She wore it all day.
You could, yes.
She would fucking say something to her.
Well, it's black female privilege.
BFM.
You can just take children and be like, yeah, you're my kid and I'm like somebody's dog.
By the way, I sent you what I think might be the hottest woman in the world.
And the hottest woman in the world is not a 10.
Victoria's Secret models, those girls are 10s.
We don't want a 10.
I don't even know if I find 10s attractive.
I've never fucked one.
Yeah, I have, I guess, once or twice.
Very rarely.
I've dated a model for a while and it was boring.
But Victoria's Secret Model, look at these girls, Victoria's Secret Girls.
Show them first.
Like, yes, they're fucking stunning.
And you want to say I chop my dick off just to eat their ass.
Sure.
But then you're like, there's nothing to hold on to.
Like, I don't think of you.
I already forgot what that first girl looks like.
Like, I can't, if I close my eyes, I can't really picture her.
So tens are gross.
Tens are twos.
Yeah.
But you know who's a real 10 is a seven.
Sevens are the real tens.
And ladies, I know that you're down on yourself and you look in the mirror and you go, oh, fuck.
I'm so not hot.
I'm such a seven.
My husband's going to dump me soon.
He's going to trade me in for a younger model.
Wrong.
You might want to see what we see as a 10.
The one on the left.
Now show the whole body.
That is a game changer.
That's perfection right there.
Now, my boy Kumia, Anthony Kumia, prefers the blonde on the right.
No, thanks.
I broke my TV yesterday.
I whipped the phone at the TV at the end of the show yesterday, so I'm not really seeing what you're seeing.
I'm seeing a lot of lines and a lot of purple.
But that amount of fatness is considered perfect fatness as far as we're concerned here in the world of men, in the gab zone in the dude zone, not the gab zone.
True, that's why I'm bringing this up.
That is perfection.
Look at that.
The tits, absolutely amazing.
The perfect tits on the right, okay, not a big fan of them.
Not much I can do with them.
They're too perfect.
I'm not interested.
The tiny little body on the right, it's a 12-year-old boy.
So I'm not a gay pedophile.
So not interested there.
I want a bit of a gunt.
Now, I will say when you marry her three kids later, we're going to be dealing with a bit of a large march.
But by then, you won't give a shit.
She will have brought you kids.
But is that a game changer or what?
I'm such a simp that after I saw this post, I tried to track down the bar, hoping they had a staff page.
And then I could find her Instagram and simp out on her there.
It's almost like on the right is like just like a chicken breast, and on the left is a piece of beef.
You could eat beef with a little bit, maybe a little bit of salt, but you could just eat beef.
The one on the right is the dinner at a fancy restaurant where it's a super small portion, and you're like, this is very good.
It's very expensive.
You can't get drunk and loud.
The one on the left is like a Scottish meat pie or like yesterday, the wife made, what do you call that cabbage shit for corned beef cabbage shit, that Irish meal.
And it was just like, this is the best thing I've ever had in my life.
Like the one on the left is Shepherd's Pie.
You don't want to go to a fancy restaurant every night.
It's fun once in a while.
But as far as what you really actually desire, it's Shepherd's Pie.
So anyway, if she's out there, please kill my wife and sweep me off my feet.
I love that tweet.
That's so perfect.
Just that.
And like what she's...
Perfect.
That's how we feel.
They want to take that away from us.
Men love women so much.
That's the funny thing about us sexists.
You know what I thought about it?
We worship women.
And I don't want to rape her.
I don't want to fuck her.
I'm married.
Well, I want her.
Yeah, of course I do, but you know what I mean.
Like, if I had the opportunity, I would not fuck her.
But I want her to be married and have a big family.
And I want to high-five the guy that gets to fuck her for the rest of his life.
Right on, dude.
Yeah.
Awesome.
Wow.
Can I suck your dick?
Does it still taste of her?
It's like watching a guy accomplish something awesome.
It's like, I'm not doing that, but I'm happy for you.
I like that I'm one of you.
If I was magic, I would hook her up with a guy that's going to be with her forever, protect her and keep her safe and have five kids.
What do you think about going to Times Square holding a sign that just says, I like women.
I like women.
Maybe have like more of a Brad-looking guy do it.
It would be taken the wrong way.
You know what I mean?
Something like this.
Just like I'm taking it right now?
Well, just, I think that that would be seen as an inflammatory comment.
Like, what do you mean you like women?
You're objectifying women.
It's like, what's just the nice...
You have to do that by NYU or something.
Times Square isn't New York.
It's all tourists.
So it's like mostly, it's like the UN.
You'll notice when we do our streeters there, it's Indians and fucking Argentinians and Russians and Polaks and Brits.
But if you did that by, you know, the East Village.
Here's the TV, by the way.
Oh.
And you were, remember, so before the show, you were singing the song to kill your television.
But you didn't know the name of the song yet, but it was in your head.
And I killed my television?
Yeah.
Yeah, maybe.
I don't think that's why.
I was thinking about that epoch of music that John Peel glorified in the late 80s, which was sort of post-punk indie rock.
And Ned's Atomic Dustbin were the most successful of that ilk.
Huge quinky dink, though.
Sort of.
We never finished the Candace thing.
Well, we're off in tangents, but I'm still.
So we're on the same page, right?
We like Cardi B. We think she's funny.
We don't like black female privilege.
We don't like that she's considered a source of political information.
And she introduces, I mean, she interviews the fucking president.
And it was shocking that out of the two, she was the most coherent.
Was that the one where he had ducks behind him?
No, that was a different, that was the same room, but a different thing.
So, yeah, so Candace says, how does it start?
No, that's late, late, late in the game.
Here we go.
I don't take issue with you having success.
I can't read this because the TV's broken.
Oh, snap.
I don't work for Fox News, Belle Callis, nor do I take issue with you having success.
I take issue with you being used to encourage young women to strip themselves of dignity.
Men typically treat women how they treat themselves.
You know that.
And then a bunch of people react to her.
And she, I mean, we don't have to go through it in chronological order.
She, Candy, what's her name?
Cardi B. Cardi B deleted all her tweets.
I don't know why Candy is so bothered by WAP.
I was just inspired by her former first lady.
So Cardi B's defense is Melania used to pose naked.
Sort of.
I mean, she was a model 30 years ago, and she did some nude shots.
Yes.
She wasn't really talking about her wet ass pussy and her pH balance.
Remember that whole thing about sucking dick?
Yep.
You fuck a guy.
You suck his dick after you had a cheeseburger.
Then he fucks you with all that cheeseburger grease on his dick from your mouth and that fuck up your pH balance, which is why you got a dry ass pussy.
That's like Cardi B's area of expertise.
Does anyone want to fuck Cardi B?
No, she's very brawlic.
There's like a lot of her that like, usually Dominicans.
I know how gays see women when she talks.
Like that's, I feel zilch compared to that bartender we just showed with the shamrocks on her tits.
Like that makes me want to pull my dick off and whip it through the window at her.
With Cardi B, I want to cut my dick off and flush it down the toilet.
And put it in a cheeseburger and shit.
Like, I wouldn't be surprised if I went to fuck Cardi B and I pulled down my pants and I had a vagina because my penis went into my body.
I had a hole there.
She's like, okay, that's cool.
I'll lick your pussy.
Okay.
And this is, this is, so I made a hole, right, where my penis was.
This is Cardi B licking my makeshift hole.
This is my face.
All right, let's wrap it up.
I think we're done here.
Stop being such a pussy.
You don't want me to fucking lick your pussy?
I don't know why I'm doing Chinese when I try to sound like Cardi B. Yeah, that is Chinese.
Dominicans are trashy, man.
Yeah, no kidding.
You Puerto Ricans hate being associated with them, don't you?
Even being in the same sentence just bugged me a little bit.
Really?
No, no, no.
I don't really have that whole thing.
Not you talking about two women thrusting their vaginas together while your husband and brother slap cocks and balls together.
Well, would you look at that?
So she pulls up an obviously Photoshop tweet where Candace allegedly admits that her husband and her brother fuck.
Now, how could you be so retarded that you don't think that tweet looks unusual compared to Candace's other tweets?
How many tweets does Candace have talking about infidelity and homosexuality within her immediate family?
Not many.
Not a lot.
So anyway, she's suing Cardi B. She's suing Cardi B for saying that.
You can't throw wild lies against private members of my family because you're upset someone called you out on your degenerate performance.
I'll keep you all posted.
She'll have a pretty tough case, though.
Because she's a public figure, it's hard to slander.
There's that.
We still have a bit of free speech in America.
There's BFM, black female privilege.
But she's actually black.
And it's actually black versus Dominican, which is just to differentiate anyone who's remotely has any blacks anywhere in their family.
It's the one-drop rule.
But also, she can just say, I was mistaken.
Although I wouldn't be surprised if lawyers convince her to say, I apologize.
I didn't realize that was a fake tweet.
I bet they can make her do that.
Isn't ignorance nine-tenths of the law?
Well, you have to, you have a reason.
So her reason is, I put that out because I found it on the internet.
Now, the case in reality is you'd have to be an absolute fucking retard to think that that tweet was real, but it's not illegal to be a retard in America.
Not yet.
These are some quotes by Cardi.
Unless you buy me a bag.
When you put my shmoney on jeopardy, now we got a problem.
I'm just regular.
This one's interesting.
But one day she can be like, guess what?
My daughter owns this.
So what if my daughter was a stripper?
She owns a business.
She owns a house.
Look at the shit she's driving.
That's what I wanted to say.
Look what my daughter bought me.
What the fuck did your daughter buy you?
Nothing.
And that is true.
That's like Satan talking about her.
His daughter has never bought her anything.
Candace doesn't have a daughter, but that's neither here nor there.
I just want my body count up.
Bitch, I'm a human just like you.
I like chicken with barbecue sauce just like you.
I don't want my body count up.
If I were elected president of the United States, I would allow food stamps to get McDonald's.
Maybe she should be president.
Ever since, let me see that one.
Ever since I took that etiquette class, all I want to do now is wipe people activities.
Don't expect me to cook.
I'm tired.
I'm as tired as you.
I put niggas to sleep.
What is she, Red Fox?
Like Zigglypuff.
She's like, she's fucking red fox.
So you understand all the zero liberals who watch this show.
We don't want Cardi B not to exist.
We just are annoyed at the mainstreaming of her perversions and the glorification of stripperdom.
You never see that from a...
That was a redneck thing, and it was like, yeah, I'm a stripper and a country gal, and I like to show my tits, and your girl should too.
It wouldn't go anywhere, and they talk about how disgusting and trashy America has become.
If you made Cardi B white and repeated her career, the left would be fucking apoplectic talking about how disgusting our culture is and what we've sunk to with these redneck pig sluts in overalls.
Can you imagine if the races were reversed?
Can you imagine if the races were reversed?
Cute.
And so speaking of that, do you sell this?
Is that Zoe Kravitz or whatever?
Right-wing Gringo posted this.
Everybody's just pissed at her for having a white guy.
I knew it.
Shame.
Nobody's mad.
They're simply pointing out the hypocrisy.
White guy, always white.
Yuck.
Do better.
93% of the population is not a black guy.
So I'm sorry, black ladies.
You're going to end up with a white guy.
Why do these girls get in shit for this?
I never understood this.
They're pissed.
I think it's because they assume, thanks to TV, that blacks are 50% of the population.
So if you're dating a white guy, you're trying to get a white guy.
It's fucking hard to find a black man if you're a black woman.
It's easy to find white guys.
What about everywhere?
One that won't cheat on you.
Well, that's a whole other ballock.
Maybe you'll stick around after you pop up.
Talking about the normalization of depravity, we were thinking, talking about that show, Cuties, that's still on Netflix right now.
And it glorifies sex, glorifies the sexuality of prepubescent girls.
And that was Candace's beef with Cardi B. She goes, you're on mainstream.
Little kids are watching this.
It's the Grammys.
It's not late-night videos.
And you're glorifying sexuality to young girls.
That's a bad thing.
It's a depraved type of sexuality, too.
And then I was thinking about cuties.
And did you know the guy who said yes to cuties is a child rapist?
Pardone?
Yeah, the guy.
He did the Sundance Festival with Robert Redford.
And he was also in charge of okaying movies at Netflix.
And he okayed cuties.
And he raped seven-year-olds, little girls.
Go back to that?
And of course, the paper has to point out that he's a Latter-day Saint.
Just like white cop shoots Black suspect.
So, this incredibly biased headline makes your brain sink all of its attention into the term Latter-day Saint and not Netflix pedophile arrested for raping kids.
That's what it should say.
Man behind cuties rapes kids.
By the way, speaking of child rapists, I forgot to send this to you.
Remember our buddy we had on the show who was sucker punched?
Can you imagine if the races were reversed?
Oh, this rodent.
Do you know what I'm talking about?
Sucker punched.
Justin.
He got sucker punched in D.C. Here, I'll send you the article.
You remember the guy who got sucker punched in DC, you fucking turd?
How many?
I mean, a lot has happened.
He got knocked out.
We had him on the show, right?
Oh, the older guy.
Yeah, yeah.
No, he's not older.
He's my age.
Right, yeah, yeah.
Young, spry.
Anyway, I just emailed it to you.
Kenneth Debry, that was the guy with dreads who snuck up behind Justin and hit him so hard he knocked him out.
And he had to get his teeth.
He knocked his teeth out.
Oh, yeah, he's a pedo, yeah.
So the guy who did that is a pedophile.
He raped young kids, prepubescent children.
He even gave one 13-year-old girl an STD.
And he was a felon, and he had a gun on him.
He had a 38 in his pocket.
And as of right now, he was released pending trial.
What?
So he's out on bail.
I don't even know if he had to pay bail.
And the judge, of course, is she looks exactly like, who's that guy who got in trouble?
The black guy who got in trouble for talking about Jews, and he didn't lose any of his jobs.
Farrakhan?
Yeah.
Farrakhan didn't lose his job.
No, the guy who wears a turban all the time.
Who's the black guy who always wears a turban, who's young?
He's a big star on Nickelodeon.
Nickelodeon?
Oh, fuck, you make me mad.
This is your only area of forte.
It's children's stuff.
Big star on Nickelodeon.
Anyway, I just emailed you her, the judge, Tanya S. Chutkin.
She's a Jamaican-born immigrant, and she was appointed by Barack Obama.
So my point of all of this is, there she is.
Doesn't she look like that guy, Chris, what's his name?
Drake?
No, fucking.
He wears a turban!
Oh.
How do you not know this?
How come you never know anything?
This is pop culture.
It's not even like science.
Black entertainer wears turban.
Oh, fuck Nick.
Nick Hannon.
Yeah, he doesn't wear a turban that often, dude.
Yes, he does.
No, he doesn't.
He constantly wears a turban.
Constantly.
Only on his little podcast.
Anytime you've seen him on The Stars or Nickelodeon.
He regularly wears a turban, and it comes up all the time.
He hasn't been on Nickelodeon.
They talk about it forever.
Hasn't been a Nickelodeon for years.
I know, but that's where he made his money.
That would have helped, knowing that.
I'm thinking of like current Nickelodeon kids.
I mentioned Nickelodeon.
He was all over the news recently because he said that white people are inferior.
Oh, look, there's a turban on.
He's got two turbans out of 16 pictures.
Anyway, the judge looks like that.
And then I also looked up, speaking of injustice and black privilege or female privilege in this, the two lawyers, this isn't in the notes, the two lawyers who Molotov cocktailed those police cars.
Remember them?
Now, is there a more horrific death imaginable than being trapped in a car covered in gasoline on fire?
Pretty much the worst way to go.
There's buried alive.
There's drowning with your family in a car.
Those are up there.
Top 1% worst ways to go.
I would say burning alive in a cop car, pretty bad.
I want it to happen to a pedophile.
I want it to happen to that child rapist we just talked about.
But innocent police who were there to help, I know that dude, Mika Rhodes, innocent police who were there to help Americans be safe, murdered for that crime.
So I'm going to be really nice as a judge, and I'm going to say 15 to 20 for each of them.
Just because I'm a cool guy, and I don't like the idea of prison.
It seems barbaric to put people in cages, but obviously you have to be punished for Molotov cocktails.
Anyway, they looked them up.
Molotov cocktails.
Yeah, there you go.
They're out on bail, no problem.
And they got offered.
Stop.
That's different.
What are you doing, Ryan?
That's not related.
It never is.
Autoplayed.
Oh.
They got offered a plea.
And they said, no, thank you.
That involves jail time.
Now, I don't know what the plea was.
I'm going to guess it's something pathetic, like a year in jail.
And they said, no.
Now, that's very telling.
Because you don't say no when you know the law well.
You're actually a lawyer yourself.
You don't say no unless you expect something better.
And I think they're right to expect something better.
I think they're going to get probation.
Don't get in trouble for three years and that's it.
That's all for attempted fucking murder of the most horrific degree.
Is this white privilege?
Is this white male privilege?
I don't think so.
Isn't that alarming?
Max and John, four years for fighting Antifa.
These two, currently nothing.
Refusing plea deals.
Out on bail.
Don't worry about it.
I promise you, I'll bet you $100.
Let's shake on it.
I bet you $100, they don't get any jail time, and they just get probation.
All right, let's jump to my pet Biden.
Biden.
Biden.
President.
Sleepy.
But a friendly monster too.
My cat.
Biden.
Wait, what?
That doesn't rhyme.
Alright, this is one of the craziest stories ever.
And it doesn't seem very exciting.
But then it haunts you for days after.
What the fuck is going on with this?
Look at his hand.
What the fuck is going on?
Is Kyle Dunne the president of the United States of America?
What part is green screen?
100% of it?
Is he not there?
For his hand to be in the foreground, right?
Yeah.
If you were to add that mic in post, that furry mic, then it would still be in the foreground.
For the mic to be in the background implies he's in the foreground.
If he's in the foreground, this is green screen and he's not there.
So if the president is not there, there's the real president in front of real microphones saying, watch it, asshole.
I'll kick your ass.
I'll kick your ass.
We know what was going on there.
That was total transparency.
Media out to destroy the only man that could have saved us.
And then we have this.
And his body is in front.
His body's in front of the mic.
There's no other solution besides he's not there.
The mic and the grass and the road are all the same.
You understand?
Yeah.
You can add a furry mic and post.
But if you add it in post, it'll always be on top.
It won't go underneath.
You understand?
You don't have to know much about editing to know this.
You'd have to cut out Joe's hand and arm in order to get the mic underneath it.
Right.
So what I'm saying is the mics and the road are all the fucking same.
And then once you, and that is irrevocable, that gets in your head and you can't get it out.
And then you start going, wait a minute, what else is bullshit?
What else is fake?
Now I have the video.
Go to 1.5.
They kind of correct it.
And here's a third thing about it.
Why are you so bad at this?
Maybe it's somebody saying, hey, here's a little nugget.
Maybe Q is part of the team.
What the fuck?
What's going on?
Are some of the mics real and one of them fake?
That one you can see some disturbance around there, right?
Yeah.
But why fake a mic if there's mics there?
There's a different angle that dispels my first theory, which is that, maybe they're farther away, but they wanted to make it seem closer to closing the social distancing to make it look like they're closer.
Right?
But that's a lot of work and weird to do that.
And look, but there's other...
Some of the mics are in the foreground properly.
Like, go back.
The black mic is where it should be.
Look at that.
Look at that.
One of the mics is real.
One of them isn't.
The black mic is real.
So I don't think he's on a green screen.
Look at this.
It goes behind his hand.
So he comes up.
Well, the black one does become fake.
Yeah, so he comes up and what?
He fucking puts his hand in front of the mic.
That's how close he is?
Like, what?
And then they showed from a different angle, and I don't think he's that close.
Here we go.
Oh, no, he is that close.
So is it as simple as the mic got in between his hand and his body?
For that black one.
Wait, go back to the stills.
So the mic's behind.
Is it the biggest mic in the world?
For that mic to be behind his hand, it would have to be this big.
What the fuck?
Anyway, we'll let you figure that out.
This is really fucking confusing, and it's the kind of thing that creeps up on you where you start.
Wait, what's going on here?
Somebody said, this reminds me of the creepy pics from Hillary's campaign.
There's duplicate people.
Oh, yeah.
Copied and pasted.
Think of where's Waldo?
Where's Hildo?
Holy shit, that's bizarre.
So we've got evidence that they're fucking with us.
Now, the question is, if they're fucking with us on such a trivial matter, like a crowd at Hillary's and a boom mic, what else are they lying about?
Is this them?
However, the Asian white on Asian racism angle didn't seem to take if that was your plan.
This is fucked up, by the way.
That's ancient news by now.
She could face up to 20 years.
That's a bit rich.
That's new.
What would you do as the judge?
We've all seen her, right?
With this?
She coughs on him.
She rips this thing off.
She's a bitch.
She comes across as a bitch.
Honestly, like maybe a month in jail tops, but like just fines and just government bullshit.
Yeah, probation.
That's a $2,000 fine that goes to him.
We'll take 10% for courtroom costs.
And then a year of probation.
Personal damages.
Yeah.
Right.
With a curfew, 9 p.m.
They hit her with some crap like theft, you know, because she took his phone.
She's going to blow it too.
She's going to blow her probation.
Oh, yeah.
I know a guy who was caught dealing Coke, and they said, just stay sober for 16 months, and we'll give you tests.
And you have a curfew of 10 p.m. or 9 p.m.
Just put me to jail.
No problem.
And he said, I was with other people who got busted too, and they couldn't do it.
They said no.
They ended up doing jail time because they just couldn't handle being sober for 16 months.
It is a cleaner break.
Okay, here's a crazy one going on here.
Speaking of lunacy, clown world.
So one fun angle the left likes to attack us with is Donald Trump Jr. is a cokehead.
How fucking weird is that?
That's like me making fun of Ryan for being a drunk.
Hunter Biden, folks.
Hunter Biden, you're throwing stones from a very glass house.
Donald Trump Jr., it's based on nothing, by the way.
They just go, well, he's rich.
He's handsome.
He's with a hot chick.
He married a thought.
He dumped his wife for a thought, Kimberly Guilfoyle.
He talks loud.
Probably does tons of Coke.
Based on nothing.
Now, I've known, I've partied with Kimmel before.
He does not do Coke.
He smokes a lot of weed.
A lot of weed.
He's probably stoned right there.
Molly, that's his wife's name.
He does Molly.
He does Molly.
But a lot of people in LA are kind of square when it comes to Coke, so they just see someone who's like an alpha male and popular in New York, and they assume he's a Cokehead, which is fine.
But when you have Hunter Biden on your team, you can't do any Coke allegations.
Don't do it.
Not going to do it.
Isn't that bizarre?
Click on the link.
Let's see.
Great time for Don to rebuttal with that.
All attention's on him.
Let's see.
Fraud.
He's a fraud.
St. Patrick's Day Eve.
Are you ready for it, Guillermo?
I'm ready, Jim.
What are you going to do for St. Patrick's Day?
Drink and eat.
Drink and eat.
Is that there me?
Yeah.
You don't know him?
Yeah, no, I know.
I'm just kidding.
You know the traditional foods?
Jump ahead, Donald Trump Jr. of a runaway truck or something.
Tucker Carlson pulled a tired old rabbit out of his hood last night, going on and on about Cardi B and Megan the Stallion at the Grammys on for sexual misconduct by the left angle too is that we're a bunch of squares and we can't handle it.
We're freaked out by sex.
We're like the stodgy.
No, we're freaked out by our daughters being told they should be strippers.
Your reaction to all of this.
It's my opponent.
Listen, it doesn't surprise me.
I wrote the book Liberal Privilege because that's exactly what this is.
Joe Biden won't even comment on it.
Didn't stop Joe Biden from commenting on Brett Kavanaugh or any other Republican that's been accused of these things.
You don't know Coke if you think that person's on.
That's the first person to talk about these things given his history of sniffing children, etc.
But that's what it is.
Sniffing, sniffing children.
We want to know what you are sniffing.
Sniffing children.
How could they laugh that off?
Isn't it funny that Donald Trump Jr. thinks Joe Biden sniffs children?
He's never sniffed a child, ever.
I didn't put that in the notes.
Oh.
What a strange allegation to make that Joe Biden creepily sinks his nose into the nape of every child he comes across.
As one does.
There's probably 100 fucking montages of Trump and his sniffing.
Pull one up.
I see you got like 10 on your computer there.
Well, there's...
Like, they're all laughing at how absurd it is.
We're not dealing with worthy adversaries here.
They're not sending their best.
So their allegations are that the president's son does tons of Coke.
That's really what you want to go with?
That the ex-president's son does tons of Coke?
Are you familiar with fucking Joe Biden's laptop?
Wait, is this him sniffing?
What?
You pulled up the only video of him not sniffing children.
Is Joe Biden's touchiness out of touch revisit his mock?
Yeah, well, this is obviously going to be pro him.
Find him sniffing kids, dumbass.
You'd be surprised how hard it is to find on YouTube these days.
Well, what about that one at the top there?
Not-so-friendly reminder that Joe Biden read it.
Okay, as long as it's photographic evidence, I don't care where it's from.
That used to be all over YouTube.
Not so easy to find these days.
It's easy to groom a child because an adult always has a position of power over a child.
Like, I'm not comfortable showing this.
I'm not comfortable with this on my network.
I'm not an expert in the fields of sexual violence, family violence.
Go forward to himself.
It's really hard to just look at guys when it comes to touching, kissing.
Oh, I remember this one.
Holy child and continue them despite the fact that arms away or pulls away or voices any sort of discomfort verbally or non-verbally.
Most adults take those cues and realize, oh, they don't want to be hugged or tickled right now, and that's fine.
Sex offenders and predators just plow right through it.
Another is sexualizing a child by talking about dating or their bodies in a way that's not a problem.
Which he does.
He says you got to watch out for her.
How old are you?
17?
Oh, six.
You're turning 11.
Just remember, no dates till you're 30.
No dates till you're 30 years old.
No dates till you're 30 years old.
I admire your chastity.
I don't want penises going in there.
No dates till I'm 30 years old.
Oh, wait, I'm 50.
We're late.
Don't just groom children they grow.
Anyway, sorry.
Long tangent.
I was just shocked.
And then you go, there's no evidence that Donald Trump Jr. does coke.
He doesn't look like he's doing coke.
There's no coke.
No, he's not acting cokey.
I'm acting more cokey right now.
And then he goes, so then you bring up the laptop, right?
You go, not only is it a theory that Hunter Biden is a crackhead, we've seen him smoke crack.
We've seen pictures of him on crack, many pictures.
And you know what they say to that?
No, that's Russian disinformation.
To which I go, what part?
What part of it is this?
Does it exist?
Are the pictures photoshopped?
No, it's disinformation.
No, no, no, no, no.
A sentence can be disinformation.
A laptop full of videos and pictures, what is disinformation?
Like, what part's fake?
The report, and then the Washington Post gets caught saying a Russian report says the laptop came from the Kremlin, which doesn't, even that, which isn't true.
It's like, okay.
But say that was true.
Okay, so what?
The Kremlin just made all these fake visuals?
And they never say that.
Or if the Kremlin tells the truth, it's not good.
Are you saying the pictures are Photoshopped?
I don't care if the laptop visited Mars.
If Hitler brought it from time from a time machine.
If Hitler arrived right now and said, this is Hunter's laptop.
I go, don't kill 6 million Jews and thank you.
Not for the Holocaust for the computer.
You know what?
No, thank you.
I mean, actually, fuck you.
Yeah, I'm keeping this.
You suck.
Yeah.
Hey, Hitler, if you're watching, sit on this and rotate.
I would do an anti-Zigheila.
I go like this.
Yeah, the opposite of Zignaught.
That still looks.
SIGNAT.
Don't Heil Hitler.
Say it backward.
I wanted to make that t-shirt a long time ago.
It just has a picture of Hitler's face and it says jerk.
Or it's Hitler and it says grade A asshole.
Wouldn't that be funny?
Worst guy ever.
Yeah.
I had a hat once that said, Osama bin Laden is basically an asshole.
No, Osama bin Laden's a fucking asshole.
Hey, you know what's weird?
I got to send you this, man.
There was an article about me that was kind of fair, but not really.
And it was all about blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
This woman, Tricia Romano, she fucking stalked me for 10 years and finally finished her 10-year magnum opus.
And it was somewhat flattering, right?
But it also ended by saying all my ironic racism is not ironic and I actually am a horrible person.
And I was looking it up recently because a reporter was asking me about stuff.
And Jesus Christ, is it amazing what they've done?
They got in trouble for being too nice to me.
So they changed the article and the picture.
So I'm forwarding this to you now.
And this is the kind of, and remember, I was considered fairly reasonable until 2018.
And that's when the fight with John and Max happened.
That's when the SPLC went into overdrive.
That's when I sued them.
And since then, in just three years, I've gone from hipster to literally Hitler.
But so the original article was called, it came out, when did it come out?
October 3rd, 2019.
And it said, Gavin McInnis Bears His Soul.
And it said, how the vice founder and original Proud Boy went from alt comedy provocateur to the far-right's sneering clown prince, right?
They've since cut the picture out.
It was a fancy picture I did at a photo shoot with Jill Greenberg, who's famous for her crying faces.
You know, Glenn Beck did one.
She puts like menthol under your eyes so you cry.
Her most famous work is a series of crying babies.
So then she became the crying baby lady.
So I did a photo shoot with her.
That's taken down because this is too flattering, right?
And I look too handsome in it.
So they find some terrible picture where I look gay that someone sent that.
They just took that with their digital camera.
That's at my old house, actually, in the East Village.
I'm all scrawny.
And the title's changed to How Gavin McInnes Went from Vice to the Far Right.
Bang.
And then the subhead has been changed to The Original Proud Boy Built a Media Empire on Racism, Homophobia, and Sexism.
What?
Vice was built on racism, homophobia, and sexism?
Really?
The world changed, and he didn't.
And no one's laughing now.
I am.
I'm laughing at you, changing the title.
I'm going to put that on my parlor.
Follow me on parlor.
Yeah, so the Washington Post could go, all right, let's do some feminism.
No, actually, let's not.
Let's do some Antifa BLM.
Coming up.
Here we go, guys.
Hang on to your hand.
You're fucking wife, man!
You've never experienced that like a video by your body like your leader of my cheeks.
Look at these fucking horrible, weak users.
Fuck your dad.
Go self-worth.
Still lagging, dude.
Lagging like crazy.
How do we fix that?
Get on that, okay?
Yes.
Don't go off to your room and noodle away on your guitar.
Stay at the studio today and fix that problem.
It's hurting the show.
I think we need a non-2014 computer.
It could be a RAM thing because when I have a lot of things open, it doesn't do that.
So I thought this was funny.
You know, there's all this controversy with Teen Vogue, the new editors, this black woman who said negative things about Asians.
And there's not enough racists to go around.
So now they're attacking black people and liberals.
They're cannibalizing themselves in order to get their racist numbers up.
So this woman's in shit.
And it's bringing some attention to Teen Vogue.
And I think the mainstream is learning how unbelievably radical they are.
They are Antifa.
Go to this first link.
I think it's Breitbart.
This woman just discovering this has nothing to do with the black incoming editor who said bad things about Asians.
That's a whole other separate story.
It's kind of hard to research teen vogue right now, but this is going into our daughters' heads.
I love this topic.
It's actually my favorite thing to discuss.
And it was all because I started tracing some dots that I was connecting, and it led to a very, very strange discovery.
Very attracted to white-faced magazines.
My mom used to give me that magazine when I was a little girl, when I was a preteen, 12 years old, and maybe up to 14 years old.
And I would read it for nail-polish colors and wear to get cute dresses for spring.
Transitioning now to 2021, they're writing articles like, Here's why Karl Marx is so important in society.
Here's why we need to understand the communist manifesto.
Antisa is not some evil concept in America.
It's actually just they're fighting racism in our country.
So they really radical topics, but not just political.
They're pushing messages like, you don't need to have a monogamous relationship.
You don't need to be married at an early age.
You don't need to have kids.
And they went from saying, it's not really something you have to do in your early ages.
They're now telling young girls, you shouldn't have kids because you're going to bring them into a climate apocalypse.
You shouldn't have kids because they're going to be a burden.
That led me to discover...
Why is Teamville getting so radical?
Why are they pushing this propaganda?
I looked into it.
It turns out their teen Vogue News and Politics editor is a trans and an anarcho-communist.
And so she's pushing out this messaging.
They then sponsored a panel and a table at the Socialist Party Convention of 2019, Take away what makes people happy and fulfilled in life.
And that always leads to that socialist uprising that we're seeing in America.
That had some weird feature to it, where she's still, but the background moves around.
It's an app where if you're moving your camera too much, you tell it what to focus on, and then it says, okay, we'll lock in on her and we'll let everything else move around.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Drake had a music video like that, too.
I don't like it.
But yeah, that's Ancient Chinese Secret, guys.
Kim Kelly is her name.
21.
She's a prominent Antifa member.
And she writes for all kinds of stuff.
Look, my old alma mater.
Wait, I can't see it because the TV's broken.
She's at the top there.
You know what's weird about these anarchists, too?
They're really into the working class.
Zoom in on her.
Grossest piercings imaginable.
It's like your friend's older brother or piercings.
Like, oh, dude, your brother's upstate New York kind of look.
Yeah.
Or Newberg.
PA.
Fucking Port Jervis.
Yeah.
But she's obsessed with the working class.
Hey, lady, the working class hates you.
They think you're gross.
You have nothing in common with them.
You're upper middle class.
You're an academic, which is why you wear that stupid anarchist shit.
So that's Teen Vogue.
This is who's telling our daughters how to be a woman.
This is who's telling our daughters to watch Cardi B videos.
It's not just Cardi B. And she's also telling our daughters to be whores and to be colostomy bags for strangers come.
I think one of the reasons that Teen Vogue is so full of shit is no one really cares what teenagers do.
So they don't monitor it.
And then they end up with fucking imbeciles because they're preaching to teenage girls.
So there's not a lot of quality control.
They have another guy there.
Abdullah, what's his name?
Abdullah Shi-Hippar.
And he's Antifa also.
That's 2-0.
There he is.
He's got the weirdest fucking face.
I guess it's gay.
Is that a gay face?
I don't think so.
That's like a Star Wars face.
You know, when you see these war pictures of the Bosnian Civil War and a child that was near too close to an explosion and you wish you had never seen that?
That's how I feel about his face.
It looks like an atrocity.
But he's all grown up.
It looks like a child who was stepped on a landmine.
Google him in Google images.
When you see his stupid face like 50 times in a row, it's really alarming.
Anyway, he's an Antifa and he interviews them all the time and talks about how great it is in teen vogue.
What is going on there?
He's packing lip.
You know what it looks like?
A face transplant.
He looks like someone who had their lips blown off in a car accident.
We managed to get other lips from someone else who died in the same accident.
They're basically like my own.
They almost work.
And then also, remember Lauren Duca's from Teen Vogue.
She was the one that was humiliated on Tucker Carlson.
That's 2-3.
Teen Vogue is a wealth of laughter.
Remember her?
Also, insanely hot.
That's almost as hot as the opening girl, that 7.5 we started the show with.
And she was saying, remember her?
She said it's okay to harass Ivanka Trump on the plane because she, I don't know, condones white supremacy by not killing her father.
She twists knife after taking down Tucker.
What about John Campbell?
That's the Down syndrome guy at HuffPo who just he's just watching all his friends get fired all around him and he's wondering when he's going to have to learn to code.
But I was learning about Antifa on The View.
Oh, that's Campbell.
Yeah, brutal beta male.
Did you know that Antifa doesn't even exist?
Yes.
Ask Joy Behar of Williamsburg, Brooklyn.
She grew up in Williamsburg, Brooklyn before it was hip.
Before when it was a shithole.
There's no dog whistle for him.
You know, it's like, I'm a racist.
Have a nice day.
You know what I mean?
I guess, you know, it's funny.
When I was watching this, it's so aggravating to listen to this idiot.
I mean, he and I are very different.
I'll tell you this right now.
If I was surrounded by people carrying weapons, people erecting nooses, screaming, hang Mike Pence, bludgeoning a police officer to death, I might be a little scared.
But Ron, no.
So she's talking with that Ron guy who said, to be honest, I felt a lot safer the Capitol being stormed by all those redneck mega people than I would have BLM.
I think if it was BLM, I would have been killed or the whole Capitol would have been burned down.
That's racist.
Did you know that?
Okay.
I'm going to give you two options.
One, MAGA people storm your house.
Two, BLM storms your house.
Try to close your eyes and be honest and tell me that one isn't much scarier than the other.
When they had a noose out front, they weren't going to literally hang Mike Pence.
You know that to be true if you're honest with yourself.
So what that politician said, everyone even on the right is coming out against him.
I think I have this in my notes somewhere.
Doopa-doopa-doo.
I think it was under racism.
Maybe not.
Yeah, you know that BLM is much scarier.
And even Antifa.
Okay, you got three options.
Mega people, BLM, Antifa.
They storm your home.
Everyone who's remotely honest knows it goes BLM, Antifa, MEGA, as far as danger To your home and your family goes.
I mean, obviously, weapons.
And they didn't bludgeon a cop to death.
That's just false, patently false.
We can't seem to get his autopsy report.
We can't seem to get the true story, but we know for a fact he was not killed.
Sicknick, the officer Sick Nick, was not killed from a fire extinguisher.
Right out there with his racism.
There's no dog whistle for him.
You know, it's like, I'm a racist.
Have a nice day.
You know what I mean?
I guess, you know, it's funny.
When I was watching this, it's so aggravating to leave this idea.
You can't remember.
That's what sucks about these Instagram videos.
I'll tell you this right now.
If I was surrounded by people carrying weapons, people erecting nooses, screaming hang Mike Pence, bludgeoning a police officer to death, I might be a little scared.
But Ron, no, he's not scared of those people.
He's scared of this fictitious idea of Antifa, a thing that doesn't even exist.
He needs to go.
He needs to go.
Antifa doesn't exist.
Sonny, what I saw.
Right out there with his ring.
Antifa doesn't exist.
Isn't that amazing?
It's real.
It's funny how, like.
How many women get their news from The View?
I don't know.
My view is they're fucking imbeciles.
Look at all these Teen Vogue articles, too.
And it's all under this Bread and Roses thing.
Sarah Leonard, I can't look her up.
Socialist feminism.
What is it?
How's it good?
Corporate.
What do you mean you can't look her up?
I looked her up.
There's no pictures of her.
A lot of these writers, right?
Either they have an alias.
She has an alias, yeah.
Yeah, there's just a...
Champion of democratic socialism.
What socialism has to do with the U.S. labor movement?
They're making our daughters bitches.
And have you noticed young girls are cuntier now?
Of course.
They're important.
They're indignant.
It's almost like...
It's like, fuck you, attitude, you fucking fascist.
When women and black people take pictures, it's always like this.
Like, they're a statue, like...
I'm important.
Remember when you said that about Eminem?
Where like he looks like he thinks he knows he's important or something?
He's got that iconic face.
Yeah, like that.
That's so scary.
I'm so scared of Eminem.
We won't do the Proud Boys card for this, but Gavin Newsom, there's a massive movement to have him recalled because he's incompetent and he ruined the entire state of California.
And there's a mass exodus of everyone with money leaving that disgusting shithole of a state.
And it's not just the cities that are hellholes.
The entire state is a nightmare.
And Gavin Newsom, of course, was caught not following his own rules.
Oh, here he is on the view.
Wait, wait, don't show that one yet.
Although it's cool to link it up with Joy Behar.
But check out this video where he blames Proud Boys.
It's my fault that he's not popular.
Who's behind the partisan recall of Governor Gavin Newsom?
Anti-vaccine QAnon extremists, violent white supremacists like the Proud Boys who attacked our nation's capital on January 6th, and the same right-wing Republican politicians who supported Donald Trump's attempt to overturn the election.
Of course, paid for by the Republican National Committee.
Instead of helping fight the pandemic, national Republicans are coming to fight Californians.
Add your name to help stop the Republican recall.
It's a powerful.
So, Joy Behar, our favorite news source, says to him, about a third of these people are Democrats.
But did you notice that that video has 157 down votes and like 80 up votes?
Oh, yeah.
People are not buying it.
159.
Oh, by the way, sometimes they scrub these numbers.
So that could have been way different, by the way.
You've seen that happen instantly sometimes.
So let's see how he reacts when Joy, our number one source for news, says, but aren't they Democrats?
Even an imbecile like Joy can see through this bullshit.
So, Governor, you say that this recall effort has ties to the same extremist groups that stormed the Capitol.
But organizers claim more than a third of signatures are from Democrats, independents, and unaffiliated voters meant that your pandemic policies shuttered businesses and schools.
Are both true?
Well, the chief proponent of this, and forgive me, this is just objective truth, the chief proponent of this recall petition supports putting microchips into migrants.
The other proponents, the top 10 proponents, the people that are behind this, are members of the Three Percenters, the right-wing militia group, the Proud Boys, supported the insurrection, are folks that quite literally, enthusiastically support QAnon conspiracies.
It just takes one quarter of people that supported Donald Trump to put a petition on the ballot, or rather a recall.
Am I worried about it?
Of course I'm worried about it.
And so, you know, we're taking it seriously.
So, Governor, you say.
Proud boys.
It's amazing how truth doesn't matter if it comes from the Russians with the Hunter laptop or if it came from Q people.
It's like, is the truth the truth?
A lot of the people who want to recall me are proud boys.
Oh, okay.
So that information is true, but it's not like that.
It doesn't matter if you're getting recalled or a lot of people who don't like me are jerks.
Or as Milo says, everyone who hates me is ugly.
True.
Sure, it's on censored.tv.
Shop.
All right, let's jump to some racism.
It's been a while.
It's been a while.
Great song.
Let's talk about racism.
That was racist, guys.
Someone emailed me something about racism.
And I thought it was interesting.
While you look for that, can I play this Biden clip?
No?
What's that got to do with racism, you fucking imbecile?
While you wait?
Why would we introduce racism?
Well, I mean, we could honor the segment, but also tie up a loose end.
How does that honor a segment?
By showing Biden gaffes.
Yeah, that's an either-or.
What?
Either we could honor the segment and leave anything racism out.
Anyway, I sent it to you, but the Scottish guy sent me a tweet where this Scottish guy is complaining about how many white people there are in his cabinet.
Have you Got that yet?
Yes.
Now, as someone who's from Scotland, I've noticed that it is 96% white, 2.6% Asian, 0.4% other, 0.5% African.
It's 96% white.
So your cabinet or whatever your soccer team is or your local book club is going to tend to reflect these numbers.
But because these people watch so much shitty television, they assume that these numbers are different.
So he's sitting there bitching about his cabinet being white.
It's in the same email.
Yep.
This is a common problem.
We see this in America too, where they go, they think black people, uneducated black people and uneducated liberals, I should say, think that America is about half black instead of 14%.
Senior positions in Scotland are filled almost exclusively by those who are white.
Take my portfolio alone.
The Lord President, white.
The Lord Justice Clerk, white.
Every High Court Judge, white.
The Lord Advocate, white.
The Solicitor General, white.
The Chief Constable, white.
Every Deputy Chief Constable, white.
Every Assistant Chief Constable, white.
The head of the Law Society, white.
The head of the Faculty of Advocates.
It's because only white people can live up there in that fucking rainy shithole.
It's freezing rain every single day.
The sun does not shine in Scotland.
I remember reading about refugees who escaped Syria and they were put up some small town north of Glasgow and they said they'd like to come home now, please.
They didn't like it there.
All right.
Here's an interesting point about George Floyd that I've never heard before.
He had a reputation for swallowing his stash.
Derek Chauvin wasn't the first time he's done it.
This is 32D.
Derek Chauvin judged to re-quiz seven already selected jurors about their impartiality after George Floyd's family were handed $27 million wrongful death payout before start of trial.
They were?
Oh yeah.
Wait, that's not the story I was looking for, but that's good too.
They already got $27 million for a wrongful death?
And what family?
He didn't have a family.
His baby mama?
He wasn't with her.
His girlfriend was white.
That's too much money.
She got now all the derelict losers are going to start ODing and then running under a cop's knee so their fucking ex, so their kid can get.
No, George probably wouldn't do that.
He never gave a shit about any of his kids.
None of his kids knew who he was.
How many of George's friends, though, are coming to the house like, yeah, you need help?
Like with the children he abandoned, do they get any of that money?
There's probably 27 of them.
There could be 27 millionaires.
That makes their life dangerous unless they move.
But wait, look up what I was looking for, where he'd swallowed his stash before.
I guess I sent you the wrong link.
The daily article.
Don't look in the notes.
It's not in the notes.
George Floyd had swallowed his stash before.
And then we're going to get into blacks versus Asians, which is a pattern.
This is not a pattern.
The only pattern I see here is mental illness.
He's probably over-medicated on Adderall.
Or maybe it's that beard growing tonic he was taking that he used last night, the night before the shootup.
What does it say?
Ex-officer on trial for daily arrest asked to show jury an earlier George Floyd arrest.
Is that it?
Anyway, fuck it.
That sounds like about right.
They also, the car, the vehicle used to arrest Floyd was in the impound or whatever like that, you know, during the investigation.
They didn't check the car, and they had found chewed up pills in the back seat that belonged to Floyd and had his DNA.
I read that the other day.
So he ate his stash and then spat it out?
Yeah, let me see.
Floyd's drugs.
Maybe that's how he did his fentanyl.
He just chewed it.
Found in the back of car.
But I want to jump ahead to blacks versus Asians.
Anyway, we get the idea.
He'd been eating his stash before.
Derek Chauvin is completely innocent, but that doesn't say anything about this trial because trials don't favor the innocent anymore.
They used to.
Now you're guilty till proven innocent.
And even then, sometimes it doesn't work.
Anyway, let's jump to some blacks versus Asians.
So is that what's this one?
Lenta Gunman.
Chilling video shows Linta Gunman stalking his victims as they enter a spa before going inside and killing four, then driving away to his next.
You know what I saw on Twitter from the left?
It was people pissed off that he said that he was a sex addict because they wanted the racism thing.
And then they go, oh, so seconds after getting arrested, you get to conduct a manifesto and say what the shooting was about.
What they really mean is, why can't I make this about racism?
How dare you take my narrative away?
I'm pissed off.
I've been wanting to talk about this racism for a while now, but I wasn't able to because the perps were all was black.
We finally get a white perp and you ruin it.
You fucking ruin it.
It's probably they made fun of his dick or laughed at him or something.
He was like, what the fuck?
Why do they keep talking that other language?
Are they laughing at me?
No, he was jerking his meat till it was red and blue to Asian porn, hentai porn.
He was staring in massage parlours.
He probably went there for a hand job.
He was probably broke and he's a lunatic and he snapped.
So it's not really anti-Asian.
I love Asians too much.
And of course, there's the biggest mass shooting in history in Chicago the other day.
Zero news coverage.
How many were shot?
34?
Only two died.
Must have been 22s or something, those little bullets.
But here's the footage of it.
Let's watch the largest mass shooting in American history.
Zero news coverage.
Is this Brutal Not Same for Work stuff?
No?
Okay.
I'd like you to play it at some point.
Yeah, keep clicking it.
Maybe it's been pulled.
No, it'll make it work.
And it's because they're black.
And it was- or more importantly, the perp was black.
What are we doing here?
The clicks aren't working.
Anyway, you can jump ahead to the next click.
I gave two three five.
In a way, it's black privilege.
You can go in and conduct the largest shootout in American history, and there's no coverage.
No one wants to talk about it.
You're always going to get commercials on those.
Gotta watch this guy.
This beanie.
Isn't that an ironic ad?
They also wear hats.
Black power.
What is this?
Advertise.
Oh, see those pits, bro?
What the fuck?
Is that Pat Sajak?
Pat Sajak?
Are you kidding?
This is their team.
Blocks.
Great team.
Look how amateur that looks.
Gang squabble erupted in gunfire during a pop-up party at a Southside tow truck shop that sometimes doubles as a party venue.
And now with two dead and 13 wounded, police question witnesses about who did it.
And federal ATF agents are taking ballistics tests to determine whether four guns found at the scene have ever been used in previous crimes.
A jammed after-hour celebration interrupted by a series of gunshots.
The incident heard and seen on this video obtained tonight by ABC 7 Eyewitness News.
It happened after 4.30 Sunday morning inside this Park Manor garage that apparently doubles sometimes as an event space.
It was being used for that last weekend.
Speaking of black on Asian violence, and here's a story you didn't hear about.
There's a group called ECCSC.
Go to 3.7 first.
What are they called?
ECCSC.
What does it stand for?
XCONS for Community and Social Change.
XCONS for Community and Social Change.
That sounds good.
That sounds cool.
I'm glad to hear it.
You're getting out there, enriching your community.
You know the first thing they do?
They attack nail salons.
Not because they're addicted to Asian porn, but because nail salons take up a lot of money from the black community, you see.
What they do is they charge people money to get their nails did, and black women are wasting all their money, and these Asians are getting rich.
So what do they do?
They throw cinder blocks through the fucking front window.
Yep.
Where are you?
Here.
You're at the end of the video.
Oh, this is where you time stamped it.
I click link and it works.
They should do this in Nike, too.
Nike has a lot of Asian workers in factories also taking the people of color's money.
This is black privilege.
The shop is disrespecting black women.
Now, I've seen a lot of videos where black women refuse to pay and they lock the door and get the police to come.
Is that disrespectful to demand that you get paid for your services?
This is just retarded.
I mean, come on.
We're going to get the support we need for them.
And then he starts throwing bricks through the window.
What?
They're disrespecting black women play what?
Come out.
Come out.
Back up.
Isn't it very respectful to meticulously clean a woman's fingernails?
That seems pretty respectful to me.
Like that's what you do to Cleopatra.
So is he just going back to jail?
Yeah.
I'm going to interview this guy.
Future cons for social change.
So now their insurance is going up a little bit.
That's going to eat into their profits because they had to have their glass replaced.
Or they might just spend the...
Yo, those big plates are like $1,500.
What's he saying?
Gonna shake their hand.
Can you imagine how useless they would be if he didn't voluntarily give himself up?
He stood up and he came out and he did what he needed to do.
He did what was in his arms.
They're like five feet tall.
He's fat.
Appreciate you, Tyrone.
Good work, Tyrone.
They don't care about this man, obviously.
Where are your sisters taking him?
Which station is this?
You don't care.
Come on, everybody.
You just allowed him to commit a crime and incriminate himself.
He doesn't care.
Any of them.
Thank you.
He has no friends in this group.
They're not like, dude, this is a terrible idea.
Why don't we get him to do it?
He's got no priors.
He's under age.
He's not going to go to jail.
I don't enjoy seeing Asians abused, but it is kind of fun watching the left try to deal with this.
When they saw a race war happening in South Central with brown on black, gang members murdering black people for no other reason than they don't want blacks in their Neighborhood.
That the liberals just decided to ignore.
The Asian thing isn't working out very well.
What's happening with Asians is they had, just like Jews, they had sort of hitched their wagon to the star of black oppression.
And then blacks turned on them and they're like, but I'm you.
I hate white supremacy.
And the blacks that are attacking them are going, I don't know what you're talking about.
Give me your fucking purse now.
Stop chatting.
But go to 3.8.
Oh, this is bizarre.
This is a letter from young Asian Americans to their families about Black Lives Matter.
So part of the problem with blacks constantly attacking old Asian people is old Asian people are going, I don't like this group anymore.
They're mean.
I'm scared of them.
And so the priority is to educate these old Asians who are getting beaten to death and make them less racist.
Letters for Black Lives Matter.
If blacks are attacking you, you need to learn to be less racist.
That's the moral here.
Doesn't seem to make any fucking sense, does it?
Arsha Howard is one of several community members who've been holding space since last summer.
What are you doing, Arn?
You're playing something else.
Uncle, Auntie.
Grandfather.
Wait, he's Asian?
Grandmother?
Well, he's from Asia, meaning India.
Oh, right.
That's like the British trick.
We don't usually do that here.
Grandfather?
Grandmother?
You need to be better.
We need to talk.
After you come back from the hospital and replace all the credit cards they stole, we need to talk.
Grown up around people who are black.
Are you just learning right now that India is in Asia?
No, no, no, but I just saw the map of what they consider Asia and what they consider what they consider Asia?
Yeah, yeah.
You didn't know what Asia was before?
I did.
Or Orient.
Orient.
The difference between Orient and Asian.
Yeah, you're just learning that now and you're fucking Asian?
No, but I saw a map that was a reminder the other day.
Yosef tweeted it.
They're a fundamental part of my life.
They're my friends, my roommates.
Do they find the ugliest Asians in the whole country?
Not one of these breaks the five ceilings.
You are both genderless.
That's the most genderless person I've ever seen.
What are you?
Earlier this week in Louisiana, two police officers killed a man named Alton Sterling while he sold CDs on the street.
The very next day in Minnesota, a police officer shot and killed a black man named Philando Castile in his car during a traffic stop while his girlfriend and her four-year-old daughter looked on.
Overwhelmingly, the police do not face any criminal record, and they got the wrong guy.
This is a terrifying reality that some of my closest friends live with every day.
Even as we hear about the dangers that black Americans face, our instinct is to sometimes point at all the ways that we're different from them.
To shield ourselves from their reality.
Rather than empathize with 2%.
When a policeman shoots a black person, you might think it's the victim's fault.
This is because you see so many things.
The Asians are finally learning ethnomasochism.
How to shit on yourself.
They're very white in that sense.
You know?
Yeah.
Are you still trying to figure out what Asia is, Asian man?
No, there was this tweet that shows a map.
And it was like, yeah, this is the map of Asian shit.
All right.
Thanks for wasting our time, Ryan, and showing us your stupid Twitter feed.
In the media as thugs and criminals.
In the media.
After all, you might say, we managed to come to America and build good lives.
These are the ugliest Asians I've ever seen in my life.
So why can't they?
He's the hottest guy in this whole thing.
And he's a four.
It's true that we face discrimination for being Asian.
I'm not joking.
These are the ugliest Asians I've ever seen.
Not one of them is over five.
She's actually okay.
Here we go.
There's a 4.9.
We're getting there.
He's a three.
People don't think dangerous criminal when we are walking down the street.
Yeah, it's called a pattern.
Police do not gun down our children and 3.1 for simply existing.
So did you catch that?
Cops shoot black people for simply existing.
In other words, cops just hunt black people like a jungle safari.
Did you know that?
I didn't.
This is in the midst of a black on Asian crime wave going on.
The takeaway is be better, Asians.
Be better.
Cops don't shoot us.
Yeah, you're disproportionately not involved in crime.
You know why people, you know why brokers are wealthy?
Because they're around money.
When you're around money, when money is your job, you tend to have more of it.
You know why photographers are often married to models?
Because they're around models.
So they end up getting to know them.
That's their world.
I remember I used to work with a guy.
He's like, I want to fuck models.
I was like, okay, get into photography.
Work in fashion.
They're everywhere over there.
You got to be around that world to be part of that world.
Black people disproportionately are around crime, involved in crime.
That means out of the people who get shot by cops, you're going to be in that group disproportionately represented.
Asians, exact opposite.
They're in an area that is not closely associated with crime.
Ergo, there's little shootings.
Not just cops on you, but you on you.
Gunplay in general.
Who doesn't know that?
Am I a genius or is everyone retarded?
What is 3-9?
This is Trump.
She's got to be better.
She needs to be better, doesn't she?
Is that okay that she's scared?
She doesn't know that movie, by the way.
She's a fresh off-the-boat, so all she knows is a giant black man with a giant knife and a mask is in closed quarters with her.
She needs to be better, don't you think?
That's racist of her to be scared.
Yes.
Allow yourself to be comfortable around giant black men with knives when you're alone in the ladies' washroom and he shows up with a mask on.
Okay?
Yes.
What are you, racist?
And by the way, you know why that guy was doing that?
Because of Trump.
Did you know that?
Yeah.
I thought this was fascinating.
I almost made it a green screen, but it's too boring to warrant going into the green screen room.
But did you know that you're not fair?
Did you know that freedom is racist?
Historian Tyler Stovall talks to KPIX's Jan Marley about the book White Freedom, The Racial History of an Idea, which explores the racist legacy behind the Western idea of freedom.
You know what that's saying?
That's saying blacks shouldn't be in the West.
He's saying blacks should go back to Africa, basically.
The black renaissance says that you either are anti-freedom or you don't belong here.
Now, there's no way you're going to argue, convince Americans and Westerners in general to reject freedom.
They're getting close with socialism, but it's a fundamental part of this culture.
So what you're saying is blacks don't belong in this culture.
The KKK would agree with this fucking guy.
I have the actual video though, 4-1.
Imagine you actually watched this shit and believed it.
And you were a regular on this shit show.
Is this Seattle?
A racial history of an idea.
Tyler Stovall, welcome to Black Renaissance.
It's so good to see you this morning.
Lagging.
Thank you so much for having me here.
It's always great to be back in the Bay Area, even virtually.
Oh, Santa Cruz.
You're no longer at UC Santa Cruz.
No, I left last year to go take a new job at Fordham University, so I moved to New York.
Unfortunately, I moved at exactly the wrong time.
There's nothing happening in New York.
That's cold.
So, but, oh, well.
That's a terrible cold.
Anyway, why is freedom racist?
Okay.
Let's talk about your book.
Yeah, let's talk about your scholarship in French culture, French history really plays a major part in the way that you approach this subject.
Both France and the United States are countries for whom freedom is at the very heart of their national identity.
To be American is to be free, to be French is...
The word French comes from the name of the Germanic tribe Franks, and the word Frank meant liberty in their tongue.
And of course, the lines, liberté égalité fraternité, liberté freedom comes first as the defining characteristic of French society.
And it's one of the great things that the United France has with the United States.
Can you start the story now?
They also have in common.
They're both republican forms of governments.
And yet, as I explore in my book, at the same time, there are exclusions based on race, that idea of freedom.
Well, whiteness connotes freedom in both countries.
Freedom is a complicated term.
Oh, I know what they mean.
What do you mean which freedom can be seen as?
Like if you're white, you're more free.
Like, we're free to drive around.
Well, not you.
I'm free to drive around and not worry about being killed by a cop, simply for existing.
So you got to get into their heads to understand their bizarre language.
In their world, black people are like buying an orange at the supermarket and there's a sniper in a uniform.
By the way, this is how guys at my gym talk.
They say they traded in the white robes for a blue uniform.
Intelligent black men have said that to me.
Regular.
Rap lyric?
In fact, one of the guys at my gym, black guys, said, we were talking about, I can't remember what, like robbing a bank or something.
And he's like, oh, I'm not going to jail.
I'd take some of these pigs, these racist pigs out on the way down for sure.
I'm going to get shot, but I'm going to take some of those fucking racist motherfuckers down with me.
Normal middle class, not middle class, blue-collar black guys, just given that if you're in a shootout, you're going to kill some cops before they kill you.
Because they're racist.
I'm not talking about Black Lives Matter radicals.
I'm talking about middle-aged, working-class black males who are employed, work in sanitation, work at Rikers.
And they think, actually, the Rikers, I didn't say that.
I don't know.
There's two guys from Rikers at my gym, and I don't know their politics.
But I wouldn't be remotely surprised if they talk about trading in the white ropes or blue uniforms, even though they both wear blue uniforms at Rikers.
Word anarchist.
Freedom is being out of control, as being unlimited.
And so freedom had to be created in a way that was much more contained and controlled, and it had to be turned in effect white.
It had to be made a property that was positive, and that meant linking it to white identity.
So I look at different groups of people in the past that were seen as free and whose freedom had to be suppressed in order to create true white freedom, freedom of middle-class society, freedom of standard bourgeois society and identity.
What are you talking about?
I wish I was the host of the show.
What the fuck are you talking about?
It's like a really smart, scorned ex-girlfriend.
I've been thinking about this a lot.
I think that's a sweet grandma.
The reason why they hate us goes back to the history of the Franks.
All right, just jump ahead a little bit.
I'm hoping he makes something con.
Yes, France was racist hundreds of years ago.
Yes, America was racist hundreds of years ago.
That doesn't mean that everything about those two countries is linked to racism.
I think part of the story.
The whole point of freedom is, you know, don't hurt anyone else and you're free.
You're free to go, no matter what race you are.
The whole notion of freedom is anti-racist.
America in particular has changed.
Most Americans now believe that freedom should be a universal value and have very much challenged this idea that exists from the past.
I think you're right.
I think you're right.
And I really hope that we can find a way to move forward in one.
Maybe I'll watch that more meticulously when we have more time.
Remember how Koch was telling all their employees to be less white?
They're in shit now.
They got woke, and it brought the attention to them, and now they're pissed.
You know why they're getting boycotted?
I can't read that because the TV's broken.
I guess we're going to get a new TV.
Move it over.
Yeah.
Wait, I still can't read it.
If you spend your money on Coke, know that the Coca-Cola Company has donated $35,000 to voter suppression efforts in Georgia.
Oh, yeah.
If you want people to have ID to vote, you don't want blacks to vote, is their thinking.
And any kind of regulation on voting is voter suppression.
So if you were to, and it's racist.
So say the analogy I always use is if you were to start enforcing parking really strictly, and anyone who parks illegally gets the boot on their tire.
My gut says around New York, it's going to be disproportionately black and Hispanic people getting the boot on their car.
Therefore, it's racist to enforce parking.
Can you speak liberal yet?
Are you getting the hang of this?
So if it hurts blacks, if it hurts minorities in any way, it's a racist thing.
No matter what anyone does, behavior is irrelevant, pattern is irrelevant, how much they appear in the crime stats is totally irrelevant.
If you see a black person frowning, then they've been hurt by a racist.
Gravity.
The end.
Gravity racist.
And then Star Wars, they're saying Rogue One bombed because racists couldn't handle it.
What does that say?
Aided by an analysis of over 1 million tweets and 1,000 YouTube videos, this is the full story of right radicalization in the Star Wars fandom.
From designated white supremacist hate.
I'm reading this from across the world.
Groups to YouTubers.
To YouTubers.
This is how hate attacked the Star Wars sequel trilogy and won.
So this is the head of some weird Star Wars thing.
I don't follow Star Wars, but I guess the head of their top fandom network is run by this black woman, and she's making it all about race.
And this, I thought this was ironic because the reason Star Wars sucked is for this same affirmative action that she's reveling in right now.
They made it all about racism.
In fact, remember the writer, Chris Weitz, 4-4, he said, the empire is white supremacy, and the resistance is Black Lives Matter.
So you injected this...
I realized there was a pocket of America on the internet that was insolently angry and anti-Semitic.
So they made Star Wars...
They made Star Wars a pro-Semitic fucking movie?
No, here's how you, this is why, and I brought my kids to Rogue One, and I noticed they had to get up and go piss about four times.
I went with my boy, my youngest boy.
He was much younger than he is now.
He's like six at the time.
And I go with him to pee, and I'm standing there, and I see him pee, and it's two drops.
And I realize you just wanted to go somewhere because you were so fucking bored of this movie.
You know why it's boring?
Because there's an Asian hero, a gay hero, a black hero, a black female hero, a black male hero, a white male hero, a Hispanic hero, an Arabic hero.
There's like 42 main guys.
So you're just watching this hodgepodge.
It's almost like Big Brother.
Like you're just watching an outer space episode of Big Brother.
Or what's that MTV show where they all lived in a house together?
Real world.
Real world.
It's just outer space, real world.
That's hard to say real world.
Real world.
Rural juror.
Real world.
Look at show any part of Rogue One.
Not this part.
Not that part.
Show the trailer.
So you made it all about race.
And I don't blame these people.
As I said before, if I was elected because of my mustache by the National Mustache Coalition and they donated 10 million to my campaign, I would feel obligated to make things mustache-y.
So she was hired by affirmative action, probably.
And so she feels compelled to make everything about race.
Oh, the chick is the good guy.
She's Luke Skywalker, I remember now.
The Emperor's clearly Jewish.
Can you be trusted without your struggles?
Let's just get this over with, shall we?
We have a mission for you.
Lots of female generals in this fucking movie.
If you're really doing this, I like it.
I remember watching you going, who am I rooting for again?
You don't even know who the good guys are.
Yeah, and you're suspicious.
In any movie, anybody who's good, you're suspicious that guy's going to turn into the body.
Right.
Double take.
Yeah, and then you have five that's going on five times, so you never truly trust anybody.
Yeah, how could they be good?
It's very Rando Calarisian.
Are you good?
There's an aging guy.
There's a fucking blind guy.
Remember him?
That's him.
There he is.
He's blind.
Fable body.
Writes.
The captain says you are a friend.
Definitely didn't offend anyone.
I'll give you that much.
That was the only interesting character in the whole movie is that robot.
Black.
Wait.
Anyway, let's go to the mailbag.
Doodle-doodle.
Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dance.
Let's turn the price together.
Let me touch it.
Nothing wrong with that.
Nothing wrong with that at all.
Okay.
Nothing wrong with that.
Holy shit, we got a lot of mail.
You know, I can look up anything in our mailbag file, and there'll be a letter about it.
Sure.
Like, watch this.
I'll put the word brick into the search.
B-R-L-C-E-L.
That's easy.
There's...
Probably three From today.
There's, uh, what's this?
Oh, wait, it's going through my whole email.
There's a guy who calls himself Bob Brickwall who sent us a letter March 9th last week.
Hey, Gavman and Raima, Rye Rye Guy.
We, the audience, are Ben Affleck in this scene, and Ryan is Matt Damon.
And then he says, go to 106 to 149.
And he signs it, Bob Brickman.
Have you got the letter yet?
Yeah, I'm looking up Brickman.
Come on, Ryan.
It's from Bob.
Ryan's future is his subject.
10 seconds.
Go to 106.
106.
So we're Ben Affleck, and Ryan is Matt David.
I want a way out of here for him, and I'm going to fucking live here the rest of my life.
You know, be neighbors, you know, we'll have little kids, fucking take them to Little League together up Foley Field.
Look, you're my best friend, so don't take this the wrong way.
20 years, if you're still living here, coming over to my house, watch the Patriot scheme, still working construction, I'll fucking kill you.
That's not a threat.
That's a fact.
I'll fucking kill you.
So that's Brick.
Let me type in the word sunshine.
Tons, tons and tons of letters.
Texas surf.
This is from February 19th.
COVID on blacks.
It's vitamin D. They are all vitamin D deficient because they are living outside of sub-Saharan Africa with dark skin locked inside their apartment all day.
It's the sunshine vitamin.
Really only gets in your system through your eyes and skin.
And then he has a link to healthline.com where it says new study found 80% of COVID-19 patients were vitamin D deficient.
Why are you so motherfucking slow?
I got a lot from him.
I don't have that one.
COVID on blacks, I told you, was this subject?
I got all Texas surf stuff here.
No, you don't go by the person.
You would go by the subject.
Jeez.
There's even more COVID-black stuff.
I told you, COVID on blacks is the motherfucking subject.
That should be in quotes.
Boom, you're done.
All right, this isn't going well.
Ryan's way too fucking slow.
I'll show you my screen, but it doesn't exist for me.
Is it just sent to you or the mailbag?
The mailbag.
On February 19th.
Subject is COVID on blacks.
We've all since moved on.
Best of Artie and Bigfoot.
Try not to cry laughing.
Okay, that's nice.
Male OneGuy can win the $5,000 Grand Prize from GoldenPalace.net.
How are you doing, Ryan?
Well, since I had to prove that that didn't exist for me, a little behind.
Mali OneGuy can win the $5,000 grand prize from GoldenPalace.net.
I'm 20 minutes long, dude.
Thanks, Joe Anderson.
Wait, play it?
Does it start with a win?
I'm fine.
Well, we certainly need a Bigfoot in the whack pack.
Why is he Bigfoot?
He's not that tall.
I'm pretty tall.
I'm 6'4.
I weigh 280 pounds, and I walk through the Bowdy House Motel flower bedded.
What size is your foot?
You call yourself Bigfoot?
Size 14 E. All right.
Why are we continuing the contest?
You'll see why in a minute.
Mark, it says you're a schizophrenic and you suffer from sleep apnea, which means what?
I died 47 times in one night in my sleep.
You die in your sleep.
Sleep all the time.
Yes.
And there's no way to fix this?
No, there's no way to fix this.
The only way to fix this problem is you take air and blow it up to your nose.
And the only problem with that, with me, it makes my nose burn, it does, because of the air.
Oh, it does.
I never heard it does before.
No, I don't play chess at all.
It was a 4-9.
He said he knew something about it.
Down in Ryan, Ryan is way too gun-shy about getting chewed out for this horrible, insufferable stories and bad jokes.
He doesn't do impressions as well as he used to because he gets his ass handed to him way too hard and way too much.
He isn't getting better.
It should be 20 to 80%.
You have let Ryan win 20% of the time.
Right now, I think Ryan wins maybe 1% of the time.
When I play basketball with my two and a half-year-old, I let him get a free shot at the basketball hoop 20% of the time, and the other 80%, I swat that shit out of the stadium.
When fighting by sun, he gets to beat me up two out of 10 times.
If I push it to 1090, he quits.
When Ryan tells a story, he sounds like a lieutenant in the German army giving Hitler bad news.
Gavin, you are the boss, but shouldn't you have a sidekick and a separate producer?
You can't have one guy doing both.
Thank you for the business advice, Chris, on how to run a show.
Can you please send me a clip of your show?
I never felt like I've been demoted and promoted.
I couldn't tell if he likes you or hates you or that.
I don't know.
Then he also sent another email of you singing.
Where are you here?
This is me.
That's your highs and lows.
2013.
Not being very polite, are they?
No, this is...
They were bustling.
You wrote that song?
Yeah, that was my first song with lyrics that I not really, but that's the first complete song that I wanted to show people.
Heisen Lowe's.
That came late.
Okay, that guy sent us like 10 fucking emails in one minute.
What's up, Gavin and retarded Jimi Hendrix?
Here's an article from today.
You will not be surprised.
Milwaukee Judge and president of Drag Screen Story Hour Group Arrested and charged with child pornography.
You don't say.
You don't say.
Milwaukee judge who serves as the president of an LGBTQ foundation in Wisconsin was arrested and charged with seven counts of possessing child pornography.
On Tuesday, Brett Blom, an elected judge.
He's the president and CEO of the Cream City Foundation.
Cream?
Cream City.
Gross.
Wow.
More from the same fucking guy.
Chris has sent, Chris, stop sending us fucking emails.
We're not friends.
Oh, there's a lot.
Condescending.
Hey, Gavin, on your show last night while watching this segment with Pitbull, I thought you might be interested in a site I recently came across called CorbettReport.com.
It's run by a Canadian who now is in Japan.
Some might refer to the site as a conspiracy site, but James Corbett, who runs the site, sometimes refers to it as conspiracy realism.
That's nice.
CorbettReport.com.
What is this shit?
People can check that out on their own time.
P.S. While watching your drunken show the other night, which I found a bit boring in the beginning, and then I think I fell asleep.
I'll have to go back and re-watch it.
Thanks for the information.
Maybe you were so drunk you blacked him out, too.
Interesting.
This guy might have to go back and re-watch the show because he fell asleep because he doesn't like it when I'm drunk.
Oh, man.
Maybe you or maybe I'll go back and watch all your drunken episodes and access their quality.
You seem to be meaner to detective shitty when you're drunk.
I remember watching one show thinking one day Ryan might snap and beat your head in with the microphone from the abuse.
I think you're nicer when you're drunk.
Anyway, to my PS, thought you might have your father do a show.
Shut up, everyone.
Hey, I fell asleep.
I might watch it.
You should get your dad to do a show.
Okay, thank you.
Love you, love the shows.
My husband is traveling out to hang with the guys and watch basketball this weekend staying in Hoboken.
They have a fabulous view of Manhattan.
What bars do you suggest they hit?
I have you on all the time in my house on the speaker, on my computer, I'm in my car.
I think he has a crush on you too.
Any chance of bumping into you?
Nope.
The buddy is a Coast Guard, a great storyteller.
And the best news, they can both drink.
Yeah.
Okay, Sarah.
I don't know what bars.
I would make sure you look up the bars before you go there because everything is fucking shut.
Manhattan sucks.
But if you're staying in Hoboken, I know even less about Hoboken.
Now I'm your source for bars to check out in Hoboken, New Jersey.
Hoboken sucks.
I'm sure you're aware what your old buddy's up to.
I thought this would make a good mood screen.
And this is David Cross.
Yeah, that was the video that we went over.
That's a great idea.
Was that, wait, when was that sent?
Two days ago.
Okay, thank God.
But wait a minute.
We did that on Monday, didn't we?
I think so.
Great idea.
I think some of these will be trolls.
Some of the complaints will be false.
Thanks for having me on last night.
When I said May 6th, that is a must-wear jerseys of our sponsor day.
I would really need a decision by the end of March.
Oh, yeah, I forgot about that guy.
Oh, you got hats, too.
That's weird.
Hats?
What are those basketball hats?
What is that?
Navy team?
Oh, he's showing us the sleeves.
Oh, I thought you wore little silly hats.
Me too.
Oh.
Yeah, I'm considering that.
Parker, check and see if you have contact with the first last name fuck.
If so, Apple thinks it's a name and will capitalize it.
I think this is probably the issue since it's across multiple devices.
Oh.
Thank you, sir.
You've definitely named somebody fuck.
Well, let's check.
So I go into my contacts.
One of the best advice I ever got was if you date someone who's a fucking nightmare, make sure you don't delete them from your phone.
You want to just get rid of the person?
So you delete them?
Jesus Christ.
I've had this contact list for so long.
I have six David shows.
That must be six phones of his.
I have six different phones, bro.
Fuck.
No results, sir.
Weird.
So your theory didn't work.
Last one.
Gastro, I know you hate fiction.
Sorry for this, Rygai.
It's a cool read about surviving a big attack.
A big attack?
In San Diego.
I'm the author, and if you can mention on the air, maybe I could sell some copies.
The Invasion by R.J. Hill.
No, thank you.
What a waste of fucking time.
Don't buy that book, whatever you do.
This is from Paul.
Seems like you were drunk every show this week.
Absolutely not.
I was drunk last night.
It was St. Patrick's Day.
I'm not going to apologize for that, but I definitely was not.
I'd had zero beers Monday, Tuesday, and today.
Dude, you need to get your shit together.
Last night's injury with Alfred was handled so badly, it was embarrassing.
I heard it went well.
I don't remember it.
Well, there were some things you definitely could have said.
There's a lot to say to the man, but you covered a lot of bases.
And I think the, you know, you're not going to change his mind, so you gave him a good amount of anger, which is good.
Because that's all you could hope for, that you'd put him in his place.
And you did.
Well, I don't remember it.
I'll have to check it out.
I love you, bud, but the purpose of Lent is to reflect on yourself and to give up something you love.
What's the difference between you switching to beer and a fat girl only eating cupcakes every day since she quit eating whole cakes?
No difference.
When you're handed a shot, you made a conscious decision to say, fuck God and fuck your word.
It has as much strength as a fat girl.
Pathetic.
Am I the only one who sinned during Lent?
You were all perfect?
You talked about Thin Lizzie fucking their art due to this indulgent behavior, and that was on full display with you last night.
You could have kept an interrogative tone and prodded him about it if he thinks prowboys hate Jews, multiracial white supremacy, and put pressure on him.
Instead, you slur your way out of the gate, simply attacking his family and yelling insults at him until he wants to hang up.
It could have been an interesting conversation, but due to your lack of self-control and indulgent behavior, it fizzled into a middle school prank called Bad Form Dude.
Take a week off if you need to, but for the love of God, get your shit together and actually give up drinking for 40 days.
You wouldn't be in this mess if it wasn't for the drinks.
P.S. Stop saying that leftists attacking you is the reason you had to change to censored from Free speech.
It's a bizarre lie that you repeat.
You fucked up the copyright and had to switch.
Everyone watching longer than a year knows that.
We wish you well, man.
Love the show.
That's not true.
They were going to sue us.
They said, if you don't do this, they gave us a cease and desist.
Yes.
I don't know if we portrayed that.
No, at the time, both are true.
Yeah.
Free speech TV was trademarked.
They are zero nobodies.
They had a shit site that no one watches.
And all of a sudden, they had these top-tier lawyers ready to take us to court, actually trying to trick us by seeming docile and implying they don't have a case.
So we would tell them to fuck off, trying to dupe us into telling them to fuck off, so they could then bring us to court and bankrupt us.
And we traced those lawyers to working on a case that Soros was linked to.
They're very left-wing.
So we did fuck up the copyright.
I obviously had the right to free speech.tv.
I didn't look up to see if FreeSpeech TV was trademarked.
That was a mistake.
But the power with which we were attacked was because of globalist funding, I'm convinced.
So it's not a bizarre lie, you fucking asshole.
Also, I was drunk last night on St. Patrick's Day.
Yes, that's pretty normal.
I definitely was not drunk Monday, Tuesday, or today.
So some of the complaints will be false.
Sometimes the complaints will be false.
I've noticed that too with a lot of bitching.
Like I'm sitting there going, but that didn't happen.
Well, that's not true.
I'm happy to take shit when it's true.
But most of the allegations made against me are fucking horseshit.
And I never, ever lie.
So the free speech thing is not a bizarre lie.
It's the truth.
All right, let's do the final video.
This has been a long app.
I think it's two and a half hours.
It's about two hours and such.
This we're not going to show, but I just wanted to plug it on the show.
It's really, really interesting.
They have old soldiers, like me, meet young soldiers.
And they talk about World War II versus Afghanistan.
Most of the young guys have obviously been to the Middle East.
And then the old guys were driving tanks and stuff.
And it's fascinating hearing them talking.
The mutual reverence they have for each other is really enlightening.
Look at him waiting for his friend to arrive.
How are you doing?
Just jump in the middle.
They do Air Force, they do Navy.
And thinking, oh, crap, am I dead?
Am I dying?
Like, not knowing like that.
I think in that instant, that, yeah, I think definitely was my most afraid.
And I just remember one of the lads just saying, shit, good he's alive.
And then as, you know, you get taken off and I spent the next sort of five, six months in hospital going through the surgery.
And the first part of that, you know, what's life going to be like?
Am I ever going to get back walking properly again?
Am I going to be in pain for the rest of my life?
Being medically discharged, obviously that decision to leave is taken.
But I think since the war, it's become a lot more friendly.
For example, members of the Luftwaffe.
Oh, that question was, how do you feel about the enemy now?
Right.
And he goes, it took me decades to get over my hatred for the Jerrys, the Germans.
And now they meet and hang out.
Which is weird.
That is weird.
Here is a movie you've got to watch on your own time, The Greatest Beer Run Ever.
Another one of my fellow vets.
And I'm not stealing valor.
Not all war veterans are veterans of war.
Some vets are veterans of war movies.
We're still technically veterans.
And I have a hat at home with a feather on it that says native veteran because I'm a veteran of dealing with natives, like my crazy wife.
That's pretty funny.
She bought the hat, by the way.
It's her idea.
All of these guys grew up in the neighborhood.
In my neighborhood, Inwood.
So this guy...
What's his name?
Chicky?
Yeah.
John Chicky Donahue.
John Chicky Donahue.
I'll tell you the whole story.
He's at Central Park in New York, and there's this old timer there who's, I assume, dead now.
It's back during Vietnam.
And he said, look at all these fucking hippies, these pink Okami scumbags, fucking calling our boys baby killers.
We got three of our guys from Inglewood over there right now.
You know what John Chicky says?
He says, don't break yourself up.
Don't get all busted up about it.
I'm going to go get them a beer.
The old guy goes, what?
I'll go fucking...
I'll get him a beer.
He does.
He's in the service.
He's in the Navy.
So he can get on any boat he wants.
He gets on a boat.
They go to fucking Vietnam.
He finds the three guys and gives them a beer.
What the fuck?
Now, it's not the coldest beer in the world.
But one of them was on the front lines getting shot at.
He's like, I got you a beer.
I promised.
That's crazy.
And here he is meeting them for the first time in 20, 30 years.
Warning with these past two videos when you watch them on your own time, they're tear jerkers.
I don't know if I forget the look in your face.
This is why I'm gay for men.
Outside of the sex, I'm a homosexual.
47 years.
Ricky had to give up his punch off.
Here's two stupid videos I just thought were fun.
Because it's the weekend soon.
Wait, let's hit the volume.
Okay.
Big fat guy on a skateboard, which I don't recommend.
This is the kind of thing you want to watch frame by frame.
I don't.
By the way, Grindface is a fun Instagram.
Wait, wait, let me see.
Let me see that.
Oh, there we go.
And the next.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Let's go back to where he's fine.
He's fine.
Everything's good.
I wonder if I should keep skateboarding lately.
Am I too fat to skateboard?
What if I fall off?
Oh, oh, it's going fast.
No.
Oh, I'm going to puke out of my body.
that's like six months in a cast.
Your ankle is gone.
All right, last video, I thought this was cool.
Someone's got a drone at a Renaissance fair, which was Ryan's mainstay.
My alma mater.
That's what he does.
That's his world.
And someone goes, there were no drones in medieval times.
I'm going to spear this.
No, you just call it a dragon and you're good, dude.
That's a weird-looking dragon.
That looks like a shitty fair.
Why?
Because.
Enough things?
No, there's not a town there.
Yeah, we've got to have a town.
Hell yeah.
This is just LARPing.
It's got to be a dunk.
A dunk tank, all right.
You ruined it.
It lagged.
Your shitty system doesn't work.
Our shitty computer.
No, it's your job.
This is your...
You're a trucker and this is your truck.
I need a new truck.
I said yes to that a month ago.
Then you said yes.
Lagged again.
Doesn't work.
What?
I never said no.
Yeah.
Then you were like, well, let's hold off on that.
Oh, no, it's not lagging.
That's what it looks like.
Like, look at this.
That's just what a drone looks like.
Yeah, no, that's the correct one.
Nice shot, dude.
Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
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