Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #90 | HAPPY ST. PAT'S (Part 1)

March 19, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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GOML LIVE #90 | HAPPY ST. PAT'S (Part 1)

We got a little too happy on this episode and it would probably be worth deleting if we hadn't literally called the New York Times on their bullshit. GUEST: Alan Feur

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	The only way I'm going far away.
	That was Sally MacLanan by the Pogues.
	Welcome back to Get Off My Lawn.
	We have the live show here.
	Unfortunately, I've been drinking all day and I'm fucking shithammered.
	So we're going to pretend that I'm sober and I guess take calls all day.
	Sure.
	I think people would be upset if you weren't a little smashed up.
	Yeah, I was considering pulling my chain out, but I realized that's Italian.
	Yeah, I had that problem too.
	It's Italian in black.
	So Irish wear cardigans, green shirts, and funny hats.
	I should also announce that I am gay.
	Milo Yiannopoulos didn't just give up his homosexuality.
	He gave it to me.
	And my wife has conceded that she's relieved that I won't constantly be trying to eat her out.
	We ain't that straight.
	So I'm a fag.
	And he's straight.
	He's a fag.
	He's a fag.
	He's a straight.
	What the fuck?
	If we're a difficult situation.
	That was pretty good because he had like a little gristle at the end.
	Like just some fat Italian.
	So sorry for his fucking son.
	Yeah.
	Hey, hey, Joey Soprano, your dad was considered the greatest.
	Well, let me take a step back.
	Here in America, mafia movies are all we care about.
	And I noticed this when I moved from Canada to America, they talk about the godfather every day.
	My father-in-law is a normal dude, nerdy dude, biochemist.
	He's not a murderer.
	But when you talk to him about the godfather, he's like, oh my God, yeah, yeah.
	Frito did this and fucking, yeah, they're obsessed with it.
	All of them.
	And they watch it every Thanksgiving, which I don't get.
	Here's the thing I never got about Americans when I moved here.
	They'll watch the same movie 19 times.
	Oh, yeah.
	I don't get that.
	I'm British and Canadian.
	When we see a movie, we're good.
	But they'll watch it again and again and again.
	That's the one thing I can't seem to reconcile about being an American is watching the same fucking movie.
	Over and over and over and over.
	Over and over.
	Like a motherfucking movie.
	Over and over and over.
	And over and over.
	And over and over and over and over and over again.
	Run through a motherfucking movie.
	I don't get it.
	I really don't get it.
	Doesn't look like he's trying to follow too closely in his father's footsteps, though.
	I forgot what I was talking about.
	So let's show how unprepared we are.
	And even though we have plenty of notes, and just make this show a bunch of phone calls.
	I'm not going to draw too.
	I'm too drunk.
	I've been drinking all day.
	All right, connecting.
	You like my hat?
	Yeah, that's pretty legit.
	I can tell it's like a good.
	Did I tell you when I bought this hat?
	A fucking homeless black man spat on me?
	What?
	Do you remember that?
	Wait, wait, wait.
	Can I tell this story?
	Wait, I vaguely remember that.
	Right, so it was the guys in my gym, champs, we said, let's have a like, what's the show?
	With the EastEnders, the fuck.
	Oh, the bar crawl, not penny dread, fucking peaky blinders.
	Peaky blinders, pub crawl.
	Yes.
	So I have, obviously, I have three-piece tweed suits.
	I actually have a fucking stopwatch, whatever it is.
	Pocket watch.
	Pocket watch of my grandfather's that still works.
	And my grandfather was wealthy.
	It's my grandfather that blew the savings and made my mom poor.
	You know how it goes?
	Like poor men make weak times, weak men make good times, blah, blah, blah.
	So my mom grew up poor, but her father was wealthy.
	My grandfather was very wealthy.
	Both my grandfathers were wealthy, and both my parents grew up poor.
	Anyway.
	Congratulations.
	So I have a super fancy pocket watch that's like probably 200 bucks today.
	And that was my mom's dad's dad.
	My mother's grandfather.
	My great-grandfather.
	So I have all that shit, but I didn't have the hat.
	And so I went, I was walking around downtown and I was looking at wherever you buy these from.
	What is this?
	There's a particular place that has all the hats.
	This is a Stefano or whatever.
	And I'm in the new New York, which is called a shithole.
	And there's these two giant black dudes accosting a random East Indian gentleman.
	And they're about 6'4.
	And they're like, what are you fucking going to do?
	There's no method to their madness.
	They're just like shoving him.
	And he's not really in danger because they're just like, what are you going to do?
	What are you going to do?
	And they're Shoving him, and he's going calm down.
	And so I pull up my phone, I start recording, and they go, Oh, you're recording now.
	So their attention diverts to me, and then they go, They spit.
	One of them spits spit all over me.
	And I'm fucking covered.
	I'm absolutely covered.
	I felt ugly.
	I felt gay.
	This is, I think, pre-COVID.
	So I can't blame the pandemic.
	I'm covered in spit from top to bottom.
	And it's like this.
	It's like a fucking pepper spray.
	So I'm going like this.
	And then he said something else.
	I'm forgetting the story now, but I was so disoriented by getting the spit off my face that I couldn't hear what it was after that.
	And I went into the hat store.
	And I was still, I was like, do you have a bathroom or something?
	I had spit all over me.
	So I washed up in the bathroom and then I got this hat.
	And this hat was ridiculously expensive.
	It was like 80 bucks.
	Anyway.
	You turn around and walk away.
	After getting spat on.
	That's where we are.
	We got a call.
	Let's do it.
	We got Stephanie.
	Wait a minute.
	I just wanted to say.
	Did you know?
	That you're not fair.
	I saw that.
	That when you hear the pogues, you're hearing an Englishman, a guy with an English accent, doing an affected Irish accent.
	Shane McGowan is as Irish as I am English.
	He moved to England when he was six.
	I moved to Canada when I was five.
	So I don't talk about being English because I'm not.
	Really?
	I don't affect an English accent.
	Shane McGowan should not affect an Irish accent.
	He's English.
	How is it with you?
	Fine.
	Fine.
	You're drinking water right now?
	Not gin, not gin.
	Guintine.
	Look how aggressively he's holding that cup.
	He's squeezing it today.
	Legend?
	Legend.
	When the Brits have right to me, delighted me.
	Sorry, Ma.
	Are they at the airport?
	Are they at the airport?
	Oh my god, stop eating so many broken Cheerios.
	Just eating a hard tech with his protein.
	Just eating rejected chiclets from the chiclets factory.
	What are you eating?
	Other teeth?
	Yeah.
	Stop eating people's teeth.
	Grow your own teeth.
	Someone told him that you could get better teeth if you ate other people's teeth.
	Anyway, what was I talking about?
	Oh, you're listening to a guy with an affected accent.
	Yeah, Shane McCowan is faking an Irish accent, and Phil Lynette of the epic, totally rocking Irishman Thin Lizzie is faking an American accent.
	Tonight is going to be a jailbreak.
	That's an Irishman.
	He sounds like the most American singer I've ever heard.
	I know he's brown, but he's Irish.
	Born and raised Irishman.
	Mom's some black chick who fucked an Irish dude.
	Listen to this.
	Tap it a marinin to you.
	Looks like Ali Loki Sharm.
	Looks like Ali Alex Hendricks.
	Well, your mom, too, will be talking to her in a moment.
	What's this about gone to live in Hove?
	Come on.
	Right, well, the left is the problem with them is that the Democrats never own up to what they were going to do, so we have to get strong action on them.
	And that's why we hold them accountable.
	It's actually not a bad Ali.
	It ruins the image, you know, Phil.
	Ruins the image.
	Well, I was looking for a place to live in Ireland, because, you know, when I moved away, I thought, well, I must come home, you know, because I really suffer from homesickness.
	I really suffer from homesickness.
	Not so much Ireland.
	So when you hear, I hate to ruin St. Patty's Day, but when you hear Thin Lizzie, you're hearing an Irishman do an American accent.
	And when you hear the Pogs, you're hearing an Englishman do an Irish accent.
	This bone of the titan's gonna be a jailbreak.
	Some of us won't survive.
	Damn.
	See the boys and leave me in business.
	You boys, you better let them fight around.
	You know what killed this fucker?
	Is heroin.
	Another one?
	Solo and Soho.
	Look up that album.
	He got into smack and then he had a fun song about punks.
	He's like, Generation X, when next, the sex pusses were an old-time crash.
	Is that it?
	What's it called?
	Yeah, this is the whole album.
	But there's Dear Miss Lonely Hearts, King's Call, Tattoo, Solo and Soho, Girls.
	Solo and Soho.
	Look up Solo and Soho.
	It's all about punk.
	And it was just him fucked out of his mind on fucking heroin and the poor...
	Should I say poor bastard?
	He speaks every time.
	This is a...
	It's like a heroin back.
	This is like a clashist, like a clash-like evolution.
	Oh, really?
	The clash were headed on an all-time crash.
	Is this the only song that sounds like this?
	Great.
	The sex pieces were in swindles.
	Garbage.
	Yeah, they got experimental.
	Garbage, you junky asshole.
	This is their Secret 77.
	No, now we have to hear the Phil Lined song from that album about the sex pistols.
	What are our options?
	All right, so we got Girls, Yellow Pearl, Ode to a Black Man, Jamaican Rum.
	That's it?
	And then there's Tattoo, King's Call, Dear Miss Lonely Hearts.
	I could look it up.
	None of those are the thing.
	He has like Sham69, we're in shambles.
	Like it's all puns.
	Talk in 79?
	Yeah, that's it.
	Talk in 79.
	Let's hear that.
	The clash, we're headed for an all-time crash.
	Meanwhile, he's doing a fake fucking.
	He's talking shit.
	Now he's doing a fake English accent.
	Is this like a diss track?
	Sort of.
	The clash were headed for a head-on collision.
	The pistol's left behind, that's the middle, and it's gone.
	It is pretty cool.
	You can't deny it's cool Generation X was next Generation X was next That's my band.
	This is a fucking diss track.
	Divo didn't know.
	Because they could not get no satisfaction.
	The rats were caught in their own trap.
	Steve's brains began to change.
	Ultravox had a system.
	Craftwork was done.
	Yellow magic arms from this boom.
	Eagle roll blow.
	It's heavily written.
	This is interesting.
	Why aren't there any like rock diss tracks?
	There should be rock diss tracks.
	Yeah, let's do rock diss tracks.
	We fucking don't.
	ACDZ sir.
	Fuck you, Led Zapplin.
	You fucking gay.
	We got Stefani or Stephanie?
	Before we get started, by the way, let's recognize that we got caught.
	Oh, we have reads too.
	I always said that no one would notice that Ryan was QAnon.
	Right.
	I said we're going to do that.
	I'm going to release all my top information through him.
	He's our useless Puerto Rican nip.
	Correct.
	That's what it seems, at least.
	But it's not that.
	He's actually a very astute world governor.
	Trust my plan.
	And Ryan Katsu Rivera is QAnon.
	So I guess we should confess that now, right?
	I'd like to keep people in the dark a little longer.
	No, why bother?
	All right, fine.
	Folks at home, you've been looking for QAnon.
	He has been identified as Ryan Katsu Rivera.
	You're welcome.
	And by the way, when you see a retard like Ryan running something as big as QAnon, you know it's me.
	I'm QAnon.
	I'm the fall guy.
	And Generation X was next.
	Wait, where the hell?
	Where's my picture?
	Of me as QAnon.
	Shouldn't you be bringing this up?
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	Have a fake.
	Some secret seeds right in the bed, by the way.
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	That could be relative.
	Mike's wife.
	No.
	Right?
	You're just calling him a lucky man.
	A lucky man.
	He's a lucky man.
	We've had this caller on for a while, and we psyched her out twice.
	Okay?
	I think it's time for Stephanie to speak her peace and say her truth.
	Stephanie, let's talk to you.
	Hot damn, finally.
	Oh, the echo is there.
	I love it.
	Sorry, sorry.
	Let's get rid of that.
	Echo departing in three, two.
	Okay, Gavin.
	How about now?
	Still same echo?
	We live in California, but we both kind of have mobile jobs, so we're trying to find out where we should live.
	Well, Wait, I'm sorry.
	You're in the same boat as me.
	trying to figure out where to move to Hello?
	Are you there?
	Can you hear me?
	Hello.
	I both live in California, but we both kind of have to die.
	Oh my god, it's so irritating.
	Hello?
	Yes.
	Sorry, you muted me for like a minute.
	So her echo appears to be about a minute long.
	No.
	No, now she's back in action.
	Okay.
	Hey, what's the caller's name?
	Wait, you got to listen to us now, not the stream.
	Yes.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	It's Stephanie, and my husband and I are trying to find out where to live.
	We're in the same boat as Gavin.
	Okay, so you, I just, please repeat after me.
	One.
	One.
	Two.
	Two.
	Three.
	Three.
	Okay, so there's a bit of a delay, but it's not bad.
	And where are you guys right now?
	We're in California.
	All right.
	So here's my solution to your problem.
	Ready?
	Yes.
	The area is Eastern Tennessee, North Carolina, South Carolina.
	That sounds like a crazy, huge expanse of American land.
	It's actually as big as Westchester, which is where I live now.
	It's just, it's like two hours apart.
	So we're going to go there together, you and I, and we're going to rent an apartment, rent a really nice apartment for a year anywhere near Asheville, North Carolina.
	And we're going to look at Knoxville.
	We're going to look at everywhere in that area.
	And we're going to look at homes to buy.
	And then we'll buy a home in an area that is mega and safe and has expats.
	And we're not going to be ostracized.
	Okay, that sounds good.
	I mean, anything is better than California at this point.
	California's got to go.
	How old are you?
	We were looking at Texas, but now I'm worried about the border crisis that nobody reports about.
	Yeah, Texas is a problem.
	It's also so fucking hot.
	Like the beauty of eastern Tennessee and North Carolina is you don't burn alive.
	But I think there's tornadoes right there right now.
	I saw someone talking about tornado warning in Tennessee.
	I can take a tornado.
	How old are you?
	Gavin, you're the only 10 I see.
	Oh, appreciate it.
	How old's your wife?
	laughter
	What?
	How old are you?
	We're like 35.
	Can you tell us all about your first period?
	Oh, my God.
	Oh, my God.
	What was that like?
	What?
	What was it like?
	Was it damning?
	Did you have like tennis shorts on?
	What was the deal there?
	That is an interesting question.
	You know, I thought that was just some shocking.
	I want to make it a theme.
	Tonight's call-ins are mostly about your first period.
	We're going to turn now to that outbreak of Girl Scout camp, actually.
	You what?
	I was at Girl Scout camp when I got my first period, but my mom was there, so that was nice.
	And what were the symptoms?
	I don't know.
	Look it up on Wikipedia.
	So you had, did you ruin like your pants?
	No.
	So you pre-pond.
	Okay, so what happened?
	Every woman tonight, we're going to ask her about her first period.
	I'm sure you'll get more women wanting to call in men.
	So what happened with you?
	Like you had some sprinklings?
	What was the deal?
	Yeah, I think so.
	I don't even remember.
	That was like 20-something years ago.
	All right.
	Well, thanks for calling.
	You're cut off.
	Not enough details.
	That's the punishment you get when you don't have...
	It's like a first kiss.
	Yeah.
	Do you remember the first time you came?
	Yeah, I remember the first time stuff came out.
	Really?
	I don't.
	Huh.
	I remember I was in the bathroom and some...
	And I was like, this is what I've been hearing about.
	That's it.
	I remember beating off until my dick would go bright red and then nothing would happen.
	Yeah, it just gets angry.
	Ah.
	12.
	It just gets sore.
	And then I said to Dale Aiken, I go, I've been trying to masturbate.
	And he goes, what?
	That's fucking gross.
	Are you serious?
	And I went, no, I'm kidding.
	Like, what?
	Oh, my God.
	No, no, I don't do that.
	Then you hit a phase where you think it's cool.
	We're like, yeah, jerking off.
	Am I right, folks?
	Born a jerk.
	By the way, folks, this green t-shirt, I went over to the fag zone today, this morning at about 10 a.m.
	And I said, hey, Ryan, do you have my Champ shirt?
	And he goes, yeah, yeah, I have that.
	And I go, where the fuck is it?
	And he goes, oh, it's in my dirty laundry.
	I go, okay, well, how long has it been in there?
	Why is it in there?
	And he goes, oh, you made me wear this shirt.
	And I'm going, I think I made you wear this shirt at St. Patrick's Day because it's an Irish shirt.
	And he goes, yeah, you did.
	I go, that's literally one year ago today.
	He has dirty laundry that's one year old.
	Correct?
	Isn't that fucked up?
	And I go, okay, here's what we should do.
	I'm in the fag zone.
	I have a contractor bag.
	I go, let's Take this contractor bag and put everything bad in the contractor bag.
	And he goes, Well, I already started that.
	I have a contractor bag in his hoards, like he's a hoarder.
	In his hoards of hoard, he has like a pile of shit with a contractor bag that has like two shirts in it, right?
	Everybody?
	Yeah.
	Yes.
	So he has a contractor bag with two shirts in it in his hoarding.
	And he goes, I just, I thought the other shirts are like I don't wear them, but I should donate them.
	I'm like, don't donate them.
	There's nothing to donate to.
	There's no donating.
	I hate this fucking shit.
	There's no, no one's, there's no poor black American children going, I wish someone would send me a shirt so I could just go outside and have a fucking shirt on.
	Stop.
	And this goes for all of you out there.
	Fucking put it in a contractor bag.
	I'm married to a hoarder.
	I wish I was married to a whore.
	I'm not.
	And I have rented a fucking container three times.
	Three times since we've been married.
	And I've filled it thrice.
	Thrice.
	One time it was almost always shoes.
	Come on, man, Mikey.
	All right, let's take another call.
	We've got Sean.
	Sean, you're on the line.
	Hello.
	Yellow.
	Hello?
	Yo.
	Fellers, how you doing?
	Great, great, great.
	Quick question for you, Gav.
	Yep.
	I was wondering if you can speak a little bit about East Village Radio and those times in New York in the early aughts.
	Okay, coming up.
	You ready?
	And thank you for calling.
	East Village Radio was run by a pizza place, Frankie's Pizza.
	And they did a great job.
	It had a very little span.
	One of the weirdest things about it was there was a woman.
	I remember I would appear on this show a lot with the dude from the thing and the other guy from the stuff.
	I forget their names.
	I probably shouldn't name their names or it'll ruin their careers.
	But before us was this reggae hour.
	And the woman who did it had huge fucking dreads and shit.
	And she was German.
	So she'd go, hello, what are you doing?
	Don't fuck around.
	Okay.
	So I'm going to be going up after you guys.
	Okay, so let's do it, man.
	And then we would be done our set.
	And then she'd go, Waguan, welcome back.
	And she did a whole, she became a Jamaican person for her set.
	Isn't that weird?
	Anyway, the guys I did that show with are super cool dudes who I love that will probably never speak to me again.
	There it is.
	What's their names?
	Jay?
	No, not those guys.
	Jay something?
	Anyway, those two dudes who I would still get along with like great if we were, if it wasn't this world we're in today.
	But if I walked, like if I ding-dong their doorbell, if I ding-dong their doorbell in 2014, they go, hey man, what's up?
	If I ding-dong their doorbell today, they would shit their fucking pants.
	I think it's Jay and Jason.
	Anyway, I still remember everything about those dudes.
	I could talk shit about them.
	I could say they're rapists.
	I could say they fucked girls when girls were passed out.
	That's not the case.
	Super awesome dudes.
	Great guys.
	Sort of like David Cross.
	David Cross was my best pal.
	We peaced out during the divorce.
	And my revenge is to say, great guy.
	And also, the thing about David is everyone wanted to fuck him, which I did not understand.
	He was bald and ugly, but he never considered cheating on any girlfriend he ever had.
	I'm happy to shit on people who dump me that are assholes.
	I couldn't wait.
	Couldn't wait to do it.
	Oh, the guy was in Japanther.
	No, what was he in?
	Let's see.
	Did I find those guys?
	In that article, it just said a bunch of Frankies.
	Japanther.
	With Matt Riley and Ian Venick.
	Who's a singer of Japanther?
	No, that's a different band.
	Sorry.
	Maybe I'm thinking of the other Japanther band.
	What were they called?
	Anyway, next call.
	Let's see, we got Dominic.
	Why don't you take this while I go piss?
	All right.
	Yo, Dominic, you want to line up?
	What's up, guys?
	Hey, man.
	Hey, what's up, guys?
	Can you hear me?
	Yes.
	Can you hear me?
	Yes.
	Hey, what's up?
	Sparkly eyes and warden of the fag zone?
	What's that?
	So, what's up, all sparkly eyes and warden of the fag zone?
	I'm both of those.
	Yeah, yeah, I know.
	So, Gavin, listen, I'm a regular listener to the show.
	I think you're awesome.
	And I just wanted to call him like, oh, so Gavin's not there.
	Gavin's not there.
	Yeah, dude, I'm here.
	Just do the fucking call.
	Oh, Jesus.
	Sorry.
	So, you know, your musical acumen is very impressive, right?
	I haven't stopped listening to that Toon Yard album.
	Oh, yeah.
	Oh, that's weird.
	I haven't stopped listening to The Care Yard.
	What's that?
	Oh, that's weird.
	I haven't stopped listening to The Care Yard.
	I got it.
	That's wah, wah, wah, wah, wah.
	Jeez.
	I'm fucking bombing right now.
	No, you're not.
	This is Ryan, I'm trying to be a dick, but I'm just So again, Gavin, your musical taste is really, really impressive.
	I'd love to have a conversation with you one day, but I'm a piece of garbage and you would never give me that time.
	But I decided at this poker game to throw on Ryan's up and down song again.
	Oh, yeah.
	And it turned into like a fucking, it turned into a Westboro Baptist Church fucking chorus of FAGIT!
	FAGIT!
	FAGIT!
	That doesn't make me feel that way.
	That's fantastic, sir.
	How did you find the song?
	Where'd you get the song from?
	Hello?
	Sir?
	He dropped it.
	I did not drop him.
	We can get him back.
	Yeah, I swear to God.
	I want to hear where he goes.
	Okay, let's dig up your song.
	See, well, I took it off the internet and it can't be found.
	I looked and somebody said it was bullshit.
	It's the up and the down.
	It's the up, the down.
	You got to go up, you got to go down.
	You can see it from the show.
	That's it.
	You got to go up, you got to go down.
	No, it doesn't exist.
	All right, let's get him back on the line.
	Dominic, call back and then say you're Dominic.
	Oh, here he is.
	Call back.
	See, I can call him back.
	I can do that sort of thing.
	Jan?
	Dominic?
	Hello?
	Yeah, so where did you hear the song from?
	Kevin wants to know.
	Actually, I recorded it a few weeks back when you played it on one of the episodes.
	Fantastic.
	Oh, cool.
	Ryan scrubbed it from the internet.
	Oh, no, no.
	It's become my favorite song.
	I listen to it with my wife daily.
	How does it go?
	You want to go up?
	You should have gone down.
	How does it go?
	I'm not going to stoop to your gay levels and sing that fucking song.
	What?
	So, another funny thing, my wife is a Puerto Rican woman, Latino woman.
	And when I first started really, really getting into your show, she associated you with the Proud Boys and just assumed because of all the fucking fake bullshit media that you guys were Nazis and racists.
	Now, I'm not singing on a daily basis, but I've caught her singing the Gavin mailbag song in the shower, which is pretty awesome.
	Okay, cool.
	Thanks for your call.
	Ups and downs and lefts and rights and fucking left and right.
	I like that, you know, pretty cool.
	He thought I was you.
	He bought it.
	Mark is online.
	Or Peter, rather.
	Sorry.
	Peter?
	All right.
	Hey, Peter.
	Yo.
	Hello?
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