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March 4, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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We look for love, we look for fear, that's it, that's it, we say, that's it, I'm going to find you, I'm going to find you, I'm going to find you, I'm going to find you, I'm going to find you, I'm going to find you, I'm going to find you, I'm going to find you.
Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
Live from New York, it's not the song.
I'm Glad Another Girl?
Oh yes it is.
Sorry.
That's enough.
That's enough of that hardcore cacophony.
That was The Meat Men from Where the Meat Men and You Suck, and that song was, I'm glad I'm not a girl, I'm glad I'm not a girl.
Sung by, um, that was Tesco V singing there.
That's him right up there.
Oh, shit.
That's Tesco V. I knocked over the amp.
We did an off the record with this album.
We did, we did.
I chose that album because, and I'm sure this is prevalent in my description of where the meat menus suck, but It was just a time, a different time.
A time when you could be rude.
Gang Green, the hardcore band, would have, their whole cover would just be Budweiser's.
And you could be politically incorrect.
It wasn't right-wing or left-wing.
Sure, most people were lefties.
You know, you listen to Clash lyrics and they sound like a bunch of fucking Che Guevara socialists.
That doesn't mean that the other side wasn't permitted.
Now it's not permitted.
If you have a band and the drummer, like say the singer of Trapped or Michael Graves, if they express an opinion that is not totally radical left communist anarchist, which I can't believe those two words are considered the same thing now, you're done.
That band is over.
BBQT is over because they use the word savage in a song.
What?
Um, you may notice I'm wearing a fun sweatshirt that I bought in honor of Detective George Kakavale?
I don't want to disparage him by getting the name wrong.
Maybe Casavale, but... Casavale?
This was a guy who was shot a long-ass time ago.
I think in the 80s he was a detective who was shot dead.
And then they had a canine unit named after him.
So his daughter thought, well that's cool.
I'm gonna make sweatshirts for this canine unit because it honors my dad.
And so she did.
They take a long time to get made now.
I'll explain that in a second.
And they flew off the shelves because this woman wore it to a New Rochelle High, a Bronx High, Yonkers High, somewhere like that.
And the teacher said, no, you can't wear that here.
And she goes, why?
Because of this?
No, because of this.
The blue line, that flag, it makes black people feel unsafe.
So teachers and students are not allowed to wear this sweatshirt.
So it promptly sold 8 million copies.
Wow.
I'm exaggerating, but it sold probably 5,000.
Did very well.
Still well.
Because everyone's just buying it.
My problem with it is I don't like sweatshirts where you can't unzip them.
You know what?
It's gotta be fucking cold out to wear this.
You're right, but that looks way better than a zip-up.
What is on your head?
That looks better than a zip-up.
Did my mom knit that?
Somebody's mom did.
I got it off Etsy.
But this is the perfect color for me.
I have a brand, Nopiup, that you might not know.
But I use both of these colors.
And so when I saw this hat, I said, you know, I sought it out actually.
And it fits perfectly.
It's the perfect green for me.
I don't know.
Are you disgusted?
Disgusted is a compliment.
I understand.
You wish I was disgusted.
Yeah.
That should be your goal.
I was actually aiming- To make it to disgusted.
You know, I just knew there was no way that that- I'm confused.
It would be good.
I'm confused.
I'm just trying to dig in.
It's such a shitty hat too.
It's so obviously a handmade.
It looks like the shitty hats my mom sends me in the mail.
No offense mom, but those suck.
Look at it clearly look at it like look at the stitching.
It's just so cheap and homemade and stupid I like it.
I like that it you could expand you put it around.
You know you stretch it, and it stays It's actually better quality material than I'm wearing one of the coolest sweatshirts in the world literally in the world And you're wearing one of the gayest things in the world well.
You see that's the problem.
I didn't know That you would be wearing.
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The trophy Of me and Ryan.
I don't know why Ryan gets to be a war movie veteran.
I'm a war movie veteran.
You haven't seen enough war movies to become on literally the same pedestal as I am.
Well, I've seen Saving Private Ryan and my name is in the title.
Yeah, I saw Saving Private Ryan stoned.
I have a purple heart for that.
Oh, I was stoned when I saw it too.
I was stoned every day of my life until about a couple years ago.
Oh, really?
On what?
Marijuana?
Yeah, I was smoking a weed.
I definitely saw it high, and it was... So Tactical Walls has tactical walls, like you're seeing here, where you can make a mount for your guns.
You can also have, they have like baseball mounts and stuff, where you have all the baseball bats and your helmets and shit.
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Specifically for the show.
You ready for this?
Y'all ready for this?
Did you know that you're not fair?
I knew it.
Did you know in the song Y'all Ready For This, that's the only lyric?
Y'all ready for this?
That's it.
Huh.
The only lyrics to "Y'all ready for this" are "Y'all ready for this." No, that's not true.
There's a yeah.
There's a yeah.
It doesn't open.
Hey kids, you want to get dad's guns?
You can't get to dad's guns.
It won't open.
Hey thief, you want to get dad's guns?
You can't, it won't open.
Ooh.
Oh isht.
They can't hear you.
- You can't hear me? - No. - Now, it won't close.
You move it over here.
You can hear the latch.
You hear that?
Magnetic latch.
I move it over here.
Pretty fucking cool, huh?
Let's just do that one more time.
Shot glasses there.
Mini makers there.
Move it away.
Close it up.
Pretty dope.
Kingsman level cool.
He's the guy who invented the phrase thank you for my service.
That's great.
This guy rules.
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We have a fun idea for a show today.
The particle board mounts will give you sawdust residue.
I'm not gonna lie.
Some of the boards will give you dust.
Sometimes the complaints will be false.
Dusty.
Like when he goes false.
The reason that show was such a hit is because he was really enjoying himself.
You could tell.
The bloopers are better than the show.
He was having a great time.
Oh, fuck.
I haven't been working out because of these cracked ribs.
I feel like I live with Pontius Pilate and he's in a bad mood every time I want to fucking move.
So we have a fun idea for today's show.
We're just going to wing it.
And I don't mean wing it in that we'll just go through our topics.
I'm saving my topics for tomorrow.
We've got a lot to talk about with Dr. Seuss being canceled and obviously Mr. Potato Head and all of this bizarre world we're living in.
We have tons of footage of my pet Biden being an absolute adorable little clown.
But I'd rather just sort of try to plow through calls for a change.
I got to get back home early.
So if people are annoying, I might just end this show incredibly early.
And if they're scintillating, we might go more than two hours.
But people always complain they can't get through on the call days.
And the freeloaders who listen to this show never hear calls.
Because we do calls after.
So let's give them a taste of calls.
That's cool.
Let's have a call ep.
We're going to shut people down way quicker than before.
So when I say thank you for calling, throw them to the wolves.
In fact, you should probably play the interstitial.
Thank you for calling.
Ah, here we go.
You are on the air.
I'm here to have a conversation.
This is a fucking loser.
You know, I'm here to learn, share, listen, understand why.
Hey, why does everyone get two things?
You have one thing.
Thank you for calling.
It was great hearing from you.
Bye bye!
Alright, next call.
By the way, I've quit hard liquor for Lent.
And I'm starting just now to get a buzz from beer.
Nice.
I don't know what, when I say just now, I don't mean the second, I mean like this far into the Lent.
Your tolerance is going down.
My tolerance is finally down where I can pass out from drinking beer.
But it's still just like, at the end of the night, you feel like that blueberry chick from Willy Wonka.
And then you go to bed and you just wake up every two hours and piss like a racehorse.
But you're never slurring or anything.
I could have driven a jumbo jet last night and I had probably seven beers.
Why don't you show your Donald Trump?
Okay.
Okay.
So I told Ryan to get this impression app so he could be as funny as Kyle Dunnigan.
The problem is...
They don't have a lot of people.
They have all these new people.
Right?
That's true.
So the selection is either super hack people like, you know, Christopher Walken or, or like, you know, Tyler Laudry, some kid that's TikTok famous or something.
And then you got, you know, President Trump on there and some others.
But, you know, the good thing about what Dunigan does is I can replicate that.
I just thought he doesn't use the Impressions app.
He uses Snapchat.
Oh.
So I can do that on Snapchat.
So with Snapchat, you find the face and then you put it in.
Yeah.
So it could be my face.
Yep.
Have you seen these Tom Cruise deepfakes?
Yeah, they're creepy.
Dude, you could have a sex tape of you fucking a kid and just go, that's not me.
Yeah.
This is going to be a boon for active pedophiles.
Or any kind of sex tape.
Like they go, you're cheating.
Oh yeah?
Show me video proof.
And then they show you and you go, that's not me.
Show the Tom Cruise deepfakes.
Because they are effing amazing.
I mean, right down to the wrinkles on his forehead.
That's what I don't get.
I saw an AOC deepfake where she was blowing a dude and she says in a perfect AOC voice don't you better not come in my mouth and it is perfect but if you concentrate really hard you can kind of see a different tone of skin here you need to like squint your face off and you may be able to notice it there's a but uh this is even better than that This is disturbing.
Oh, is this someone writing about it?
God damn it.
Why can we never have the thing?
There we go.
What if we told you the man in the video is not Cruz, but his deep fake?
You guys cool if I play some sports?
Look, hats and stuff?
Yeah, and waving the hand in front of the face.
Yeah, my hand in front of the face, and then the darkness of a hat?
Which is the one?
No, there's a new one that's the best one.
The newest one I've seen was the magic one.
You got newer than that?
Yeah, I think it's... Yeah, he's on the golf course.
No, that's older than that.
Oh.
That's the best one.
Detective Shitty.
No, the magic trick's better than the golf.
Jesus Chri- They couldn't show the clip, could they?
I got it.
Now, we've seen- We just saw the magic clip, shit for brains.
And we saw the golf clip.
Why are you going backwards in time?
Well, what's that top one?
What's up?
It's a little, uh, embarrassing.
You know, it reminds me... It was once in, uh, Russia.
I ran into, uh, Gorbachev.
He said...
We're in the future.
movie star are you nervous I said no mr. Mr. Gorbachev I'm not because well remember how much a polar bear weighs polar bear he said enough to break the ice it's last time I've ever seen we're in the future we are in the fucking future
I think this is a Blade Runner shit Like, they could use that to... You could kidnap someone and say that your kids are fine.
While they're dead.
You could do anything.
You could have someone... You could have Trump faking the election.
Meeting with Putin.
Yes, thank you for helping me fuck the election.
Here, show us your Trump.
It's really, really good.
I think this is the good one.
Nope, this one.
For too long, the liberal media has been censoring and silencing great writers such as Ernest Hemingway, Ernest Borgnine, and Ernest Goes to Camp.
And did you see what they're doing to Dr. Seuss?
I mean, I don't like him, but it's unfair.
Very unfair what they're doing.
Maybe that wasn't the one.
That wasn't the one.
You're always wrong.
Without exception.
Don't show the others.
They're just shitty versions of that.
Why did you upload all three?
Because I couldn't tell which one was which.
You delete the shitty ones.
You absolute retard.
That's how you do things in life.
Well, I do, I want to keep them all because there's one thing in two of them that I really get.
One of them, he goes, uh, and I don't like him.
It's green.
Great him.
I got to, I kept that for that little nugget.
And then the other one, there's something else that I did that I want to put them in one video.
You couldn't have gone like blah, blah, blah, good in the writeup.
There's no writeup.
Oh, in the actual description of the thing, dot move, whatever it is.
Yeah, I know what you mean.
I can't look at that hat.
How much did it cost you?
I think it was $10.
That woman probably spent like a year knitting that.
It's like puka hats.
Oh my god.
I have to relive the punch every time I sneeze.
You don't have any Advil, do you?
No.
It's still going, still going.
I don't take medicine.
Unless it's fun medicine, then it's pretty cool.
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It's weird.
When you have an upper body working out, I don't know, I could lift a hundred houses and be slightly tender the next day.
But any kind of squats, or we do this thing in the gym where you hit the guy's gloves, and then you squat down, and you squat, you go up, so you're going up and down like this, maybe two rounds.
That's only six minutes in total, with a break.
The next day, you're walking down the stairs like the ground is lava and someone's putting broken glass up your ass.
You become a Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan, a Qawwali singer, just going up and down stairs.
I don't, why is that?
Legs are more sensitive than arms, I guess.
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I just got real sniffly.
What are you doing?
Nusret Fatah Ali Khan.
Nusret Fatah Ali Khan, buddy.
You're getting the name wrong.
And if you're going to play Qawwali singers... Don't get it mixed.
...then maybe not get the musical part.
Get the... What's his hit?
Oh, Nusret.
He's dead now.
For being a fatso.
He had a little bit too much jabuti.
Come on, you lazy prick.
Get up.
Is Indian like Chinese in the sense that that you have, the way you pronounce it matters?
Like you can't go tic-toc and say tic-toc?
I don't think so, I don't know.
As far as I know, Mandarin and maybe Aboriginal Taiwanese are the only things where there's Bob, there's Bob, there's Bob, and there's Bob.
And they all mean either I'd like to get some money for the train or I fucked your mother.
Hot shit!
So you gotta be careful.
In other words, it's a stupid language.
Jamaican, Scottish, I don't care if you're speaking English, I can understand you.
Chinese?
Dude, in China, they have subtitles on their shows in Chinese.
So you're watching Chinese, you are Chinese, and there's Chinese subtitles.
You know why?
Because their language is so fucking hard that 62 year olds who were born there are still trying to...
Get the edge off.
Still trying to master it.
I haven't quite nailed it yet.
Are you sure Jamaican?
Because I hear a lot of Jamaicans and it's like, what?
You know what I mean?
See what I mean?
See what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Well, obviously like there's degrees, but generally if you listen to Jamaican news, you know, local cable access, you're going to follow it.
But when we got that guy one shot two loaf of bread and one milk in a... Can I comment on one of the things you said earlier where you were allowed to be edgy and stuff?
I watched Rush Limbaugh on Donahue and just it's fascinating just because you know I was never really familiar with Rush I just knew he would he ruled and never really got around to hearing him but this was amazing you know and the crowd... Borat was there.
I have a question about my wife.
They're all ugly, huh?
Anyway, so half the crowd clapped when they were shitting on him, like calls were shitting on him.
Half of them clapped when he made good points, and they were all... There was no ferocity.
It wasn't like Jerry Springer where they're like, boo, fuck you!
Yeah, you got canceled forever.
Yeah, it was so refreshing.
Did you see what Dr. Seuss is canceled for?
He had...
Drawings of like I said I wasn't gonna cover the news But like a Chinese man eats with sticks and it had this stereotypical 1800s Chinese guy, which was like a hundred years off I guess mm-hmm in the 1950s whenever he made that and the guys running an old traditional Chinese gear And he's using chopsticks eating from a bowl.
Yeah They did they do They still use chopsticks, and then he had some Arab guy on a camel Okay It's so funny with a lot of these racist caricatures.
That's what they look like.
Yeah.
Like, I'm sorry.
What about any Disney movie?
Mulan?
Or Aladdin?
Yeah, go on the blacks there.
The blacks?
Yeah.
To your left, Ryan.
The blacks?
The blacks.
Oh, that's supposed to be blacks, okay.
What did you think they were?
I thought those were monkeys.
Okay.
So, blacks do not look like that.
That is a hyperbolic exaggeration.
But, you know, some super-duper black people sometimes resemble some of that.
It's a cartoon!
It's a joke!
It's a joke!
You know, there was some gender stuff in there too, like, mommy is a he.
Oh no, mommy is a she.
You can be a mommy.
Ba ba ba.
You know what I noticed about older pictures of him is his nose is fucked up.
But you can't look that up, because he's got so many little rhymes about a nose, that if you look up Dr. Seuss's nose, you get lost in a bunch of nose shit.
I want to find out what happened to him.
Mulberry Street.
Bunch of fake...
Puerto Rican wise guys in rent-controlled houses living above cheap, shitty, touristy Italian restaurants.
That's Mulberry Street.
Charlie Kirk pointed out that Obama was like... Obama's all over.
Anything you want to learn, you can learn from Dr. Seuss.
Now I'm saying Zeus.
Because you said Zeus.
What do you call him?
Dr. Seuss?
Dr. Seuss.
Oh, I say Zeus.
I understand that.
Does everyone else say Seuss?
I believe.
I've never heard Dr. Seuss, but you know, the way you say us is us.
I don't want to make you self conscious, but you say us.
Yeah, that's Canadian.
Okay.
I'm damn proud of that.
I'm not changing.
I'm not asking you to.
Let's take some fucking calls.
Yeah.
Hopefully from Canada, eh?
Fuckin' A. Some guy smokin' a dart, fuckin' got a 2-4 there of Molson Canadians.
Uh, John.
What's up, John?
Uh-oh.
John wandered from the phone, it appears.
John wandered.
John, are you there?
1-1000.
Oh, shit, he hung up.
Thank you for calling.
Damn, John.
Who's next?
Train.
What's up, Train?
I think people assume we're not going to take calls until 10.
Is this on me?
Hello?
Hello?
Oh, he's listening to the show.
I just heard him say, what's up, John?
Correct.
Check, check.
I'm switching.
Okay, wait.
Check, check.
Check, check, check.
Is this you fucking up now?
Well, I switched it to this, but the other one's supposed to work.
Oh, this is embarrassing.
Hello?
No, you're not John.
I'm sorry, you're not John.
You're not John, and you never will be.
No offense.
something i'm sorry you're not john you're not john and you never will be no offense i don't want to be john hey i'm i'm strength hi hey i've never called into any show before so i don't care but uh i'm actually calling because you like a month ago you talked about andrew yang uh living in new paltz which was news to me but uh i found it sort of striking that you uh you thought new pulse was a shithole
and then you asked ryan if new pulse was a shithole because you thought he lived nearby which he did for some period of time and i can understand why why Ryan might be considered an expert on shitholes, but don't you have to not live in a shithole for a while to understand that what you're living in all the time in Newburgh and the Bronx is worse than other places?
Yeah.
I understand what you're saying.
You know what?
Did I?
Did I?
I'm sorry.
Are you from New Paltz?
Is that your beef?
I would party in New Paltz pretty often.
Play some shows there.
I'm your lone viewer from New Paltz.
I can assure you that there's no one else in this town that actually subscribes to censored.tv.
Yeah.
Wasn't there a shooting there recently where the cops shot a black dude for being an asshole and there was riots?
Did you hear Gavin's question?
He was asking, wasn't there a shooting there and there was a bunch of riots?
Like a cop shooting?
No, there was no cop shooting.
That might have been Newberg.
There was a guy I went to high school with that shot up downtown.
Oh, in Newberg?
I think it was Newberg, yeah.
Alright, well thanks for calling.
We'll try to be better in the future and give New Paltz a break.
I love New Paltz.
But you called it a shithole.
What's worse, New Paltz or Newburgh?
Oh my god, Newburgh.
For sure.
New Paltz is a college town.
You know what I heard about Newburgh when I moved upstate was it's a great place to get really cool vintage furniture because it's all blacks and they don't care about mid-century modern.
They don't know what that is.
They'd rather just go to Ikea.
So there's all this really cool furniture and it hasn't been scooped up by gays and liberals because they don't live there.
Yeah.
And we got an amazing piece of furniture.
It was sort of like this.
It had a sliding door and it was tiered like doot doot doot like a staircase and we put it next to our staircase and it went boop boop boop boop boop boop and it had like you open it up and this mini bar came out and it was lit.
Sick.
It was literally lit.
Alright, next call.
Was that Newberg as in Murder Capital?
That was Newberg.
Yeah, they got some violence.
Newberg.
Uh, Eddie, rather.
Yo.
Yo.
Can you hear me?
Yes.
Hey, I just wanted to say, uh, I see y'all haven't talked about it much, but, uh, or at all, really, uh, did you guys hear about the, uh, shooting at the gun range in Metairie, Louisiana?
Yeah.
Oh, you did see it?
Okay.
I didn't really care about it.
Or AIU or somebody.
Should we care about it?
Oh yeah, it was bad, man.
Some frickin' black guy went into the gun range and they told him basically, man, you can't walk in here with that loaded gun.
And he said, oh well, fuck you and just shot two people and injured a few others.
So you only killed two people?
He killed two people and injured a few others.
And then he ultimately died.
Did they take him out?
I mean, because these are people with guns there.
Like, you would figure that's a well-protected place.
Absolutely.
Like, all total, like, eight of the people shot at him.
Nice.
It was wild.
They got video of it.
Yeah, I saw the video.
I didn't even include it in the show notes.
I just thought, who cares?
It's only three people.
I mean, that's, that's a pretty normal evening in Chicago and New York.
Louisiana's got bad crime though, right?
I'm not, not, not talking about, not like talking about, not, not a situation like that.
I mean, sometimes they, you know, they shoot each other in the hood, but I mean, just something random like that for no reason, it seems a bit much.
It definitely is a bit much, but in the grand scheme of things it didn't really... I don't know why I didn't really give a shit.
Thanks for calling.
I mean, there's so many horrific murders, black-on-white crime, that doesn't get talked about.
Like, you know, some black dude killing his white girlfriend's parents.
And if the races were reversed, it would be the biggest story on earth.
But like, if you look at right wing Gringa's Instagram feed, and she'll just occasionally include some of these, these brutal fucking sadistic murders.
And you think, why isn't this ever reported?
Because it doesn't fit the narrative.
Fuck, you make one spelling mistake.
I remember there was that there was that cup there.
There we go.
That's exactly what I'm talking about.
Unprovoked fatal shooting of Denver mom.
Or there was that couple at Wisconsin U.
They were both professors at University of Wisconsin.
They were murdered on a nature trail.
And it was because they had objected to their daughter dating this black dude.
Not because he's black.
It's fucking Wisconsin.
They blow black people for free on every street corner.
But because he was a psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est.
And he murdered them.
Killed them.
And there was all this controversy and what happened to them and blah, blah, blah.
We all knew what happened.
And it just doesn't get reported on.
So when there's a shooting at a gun range, I don't know.
I just think I'd rather these sadistic crimes get reported.
Sounds like he was going there to shoot people.
I mean, because he goes there with a loaded gun, you know, and I mean, it's hard to believe that somebody who wasn't trying to kill people that day gets into an argument and then just does.
Let's take another call.
Jim Swearing.
Jim, you're on the line.
Hi, Jim.
Hello, my bedwetting buddy and father felcher of the fat zone.
I sent you a link over.
I know you probably don't care about Canadian politics all that much, and I can't really blame you that much, even though I'll probably run as a candidate in the spring if there's an election.
Hey, whatever happened to your girlfriend that you're going to marry?
Jim?
I might, I might, yeah.
Jim?
What happened to your girlfriend, eh?
I haven't talked to her in a little while.
I might not be able to collect that C-note that you offered up.
Oh, looks like you're not getting married after all.
I haven't made contact recently.
I've been a bad online fiancé.
Anyways, Prime Minister Cuck Trudeau wants... Wait a minute, I've been a bad online fiancé.
So you guys are still engaged in your mind.
You just haven't been attentive enough.
Well, I don't know, bro.
I don't know how to describe it.
It's a long-distance relationship.
I know how to describe it.
Complete bullshit, which is what I called when you first brought it up.
Anyway, thanks for calling, buddy.
And that's the end.
Harsh.
That's the end of the free portion of our show, so you can see what it's like.
When you pay.
This is what happens 10 to 11 Wednesday nights usually.
You got a taste of it from 9 to 9.35 and if you don't like the calls that's it's really just an hour a week and we do two hours a day Monday to Thursday and then there's about 32 other shows.
We've got tons of new shows coming.
New contributors I'm reluctant to talk about like George and also Michael And of course the inimitable raw That's three big deals.
Oh, and of course jar Those are all I can't understand what you're saying.
So the to draw Yeah, and then a mark and a rock that was close, but That's for shows coming damn so I'm off on the weekends, but the weekends are going to be busy as peas.
Because... Busy as peas.
What was peas going to be?
I don't know.
It seems busy.
Don't they?
When you put them on a plate and they're all rolling around.
It's not like a piece of pork that's just like...
Laying down there.
I like beer.
Peas zip around.
They seem busy.
Anyway, so we're going to continue the show obviously, but this is gonna be behind the paywall.
So the free portion is over.
You're done.
Don't turn that into a Zeke Hile by lying on your back and taking a picture upwards.
Get fired.
Get in trouble.
Be, well, I like to end the show with sort of a summation.
A positive trait.
And I guess what I would say about the next four years, if you're not a liberal, is let's just watch the show.
Sit back.
Relax.
It's kids day.
I give my kids kids day once a year.
They play video games till 3 in the morning.
They eat Lucky Charms till they barf.
They feel like shit the next day.
I let them see what life would be like if they had no parents.
And it's pretty fun for a while and then they feel terrible because they abused themselves.
And that's what America's doing for the next four years.
They're abusing themselves.
So sit back and enjoy it.
Don't worry about Joe Biden bombing Syria.
We don't live there.
Just go, there's my pet Biden, my silly little turtle man, up to his old tricks again.
I had the kids watch The Equalizer with Queen Latifah, and I was saying to my daughter, in front of my other boy, because I'm hoping he sort of understands it through her, and I said, honey, TV's obviously all shit, it's all garbage, but when you can appreciate garbage, TV becomes fun.
And now you and I can watch the Equalizer and point out all the thousands of holes in the plot and make fun of the way they're dressed and the ridiculous fight scenes.
That's fun!
Now all the shows are fun, even the commercials are amusing.
When you learn to appreciate shit and see the tackiness of it, I guess you'd call it irony, all of a sudden a whole world of entertainment opens up to you.
So I think the next four years are going to be incredibly entertaining, folks.
Let's enjoy watching the liberals get exactly what they asked for, which is a shit show.
It's going to be funny.
It's already very amusing.
We have daily laughs at Biden's gaffes.
And then of course in four years we'll get DeSantis or Matt Gaetz or maybe even Trump back.
And we won't have to apologize for it because they'll see what happens when they're in control.
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