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March 4, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S03E81 - WOMAN LOGIC

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	Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Kevin McGinnis.
	I seek to understand me.
	All my needs and people should know.
	I am a journalist.
	I write to you to show you I'm incurable, and nothing else behaves like me.
	Monitor's at a funny angle there.
	Rye guy.
	That was Guided by Voices.
	Run by, what's his name?
	Robert Pollard.
	Very prolific songwriter.
	He's got something like 250 songs under his belt.
	I think he just sort of gave up.
	He sort of went, all right, these royalties will do me pretty good for the rest of my life.
	I'm done.
	The band is Guided by Voices.
	Midwest band, Dayton, Ohio.
	Huge cult following.
	I once went to a show, a day of shows, at the fuck, what was the name of the club in New York?
	Mercury Lounge?
	No.
	It was near Mercury Lounge, though.
	The guy who ran it wore a Cooley hat.
	It was on St. Mark's.
	Anyway, my wife worked there.
	I forgot the name of it.
	But it was a day of bands covering various guided by voices songs.
	They're one of those bands like Tomahawk that nobody's heard of, but they sell out 5,000-person venues on a regular basis.
	I like those kind of bands.
	Or Mr. Bungle.
	Which they suck Mr. Bungle, obviously.
	That's the same guy.
	It's the singer of Faith No More.
	He was in Mr. Bungle, and then he has a band called Tomahawk.
	Or fuck John Zorn.
	Holy shit, I haven't thought of that dude in a long ass time.
	John Zorn.
	John Zorn.
	I think he sings in Tomahawk.
	Or maybe he's in.
	Maybe him and the guy from Faith No More together and do Tomahawk right now.
	Anyway, I like those kind of bands that are off the radar.
	But people love them.
	They don't need that shit.
	That's how I grew up with hardcore.
	Our bands.
	The little tiny bands in my little tiny town in Ottawa, Canada were our rock stars.
	The Trapped.
	Same spelling as the new Proud Boy guy.
	Dead Trout.
	Grave Concern.
	Neanderthal Sponge.
	Anal Chinook.
	Um...
	Honest Injun.
	Uh.
	Porcelain Forehead.
	Skullgiver.
	Sounds like you're making these up.
	No, those are eight awesome bands, and I don't think you could ever find any of them anywhere on the internet.
	Maybe Grave Concern.
	Holy fuck, were they good?
	See if Grave Concern comes up.
	Yep.
	That tape that you just clicked on is a masterpiece.
	Wait, is it...
	They have the music?
	Yeah.
	Oh my god, cool.
	Tink that Jura jumped through the TV screen.
	How cool.
	This is I don't care.
	Wasted mine.
	Speaking of music and grave, that's my tattoo on my legs.
	Approach with caution.
	What?
	Oh, yeah.
	Turn it up.
	Look at the drumming.
	That's a Polish guy right there.
	Oh, we got the actual tape.
	Wait, you just ruined the fucking whole awesome part.
	Oh, man.
	I'm so glad that's on the internet.
	I had that tape.
	I have that tape.
	I used to say that about that drummer.
	What's his name?
	Go back to the beginning.
	Yuri.
	Zoom in on that a bit.
	Yari?
	That's good.
	Yarik?
	Let me see.
	Yeah, Yarik Hammer.
	Yarik.
	I used to say, I wouldn't touch Yarik with a 10-foot pole.
	Oh, wait, he is a 10-foot pole.
	And he was Polish.
	And he told me for his Canadian citizenship test, one of the things he had to learn, this Canada is so arbitrary.
	It's a brand new country, so they just make shit up as they go.
	He had to learn the song, Wasn't That a Party?
	Wasn't That a Party?
	Might have been the gin.
	Could have been the 246 pack.
	I don't know, but look at the mess I'm in.
	My head is like a football.
	I think I'm gonna die.
	Singing, me oh, me oh, my, wasn't that a party?
	What the hell?
	Irish rollers.
	A clubhouse?
	Like a tree?
	It's a song about a hangover.
	He had to learn this for his citizenship.
	They might have made that up that day.
	And you have to spin around.
	And you have to eat a maple leaf and whip a bunch of maple syrup at a car.
	With the maple leaf in your mouth, like somebody else pitches in?
	Yeah, yeah.
	Like that.
	Look at that guy.
	We were talking at the bar the other day about how fun it was to be a kid.
	And I was telling him about my buddy Steve, who we were stealing wood from a construction site to build a tree fort.
	So you need plywood and two by fours.
	That's all you need, really.
	Fuck a roof.
	Oh, the roof can be plywood.
	And we go, holy shit, there's security here on the weekends now.
	And he goes, you motherfucker.
	And he's chasing us, this big fat security guard.
	And so I obviously just run.
	And this is how we got to the subject.
	I don't think kids can run anymore.
	My son will go, I can, I'm so much better than he.
	My son's ego is African-American.
	He's definitely got the self-worth.
	That's going great.
	Unfortunately, backing it up, not going quite so well.
	So he's always like, I'm way faster than you.
	I could beat you in a race with one, with my legs tied together.
	I go, all right, let's race.
	And then I slowly watch, I look behind me as I see my son just go, boo, until he's a little dot on the horizon.
	And I've torn, they don't even, like, I see them when they play baseball and they're running the bases.
	They run erect.
	And no, I'm not talking about a penis.
	I'm talking about this.
	Like, meh, meh, meh, man.
	They look like a little choo-choo train.
	They don't lean forward.
	They don't lean forward.
	Like, when we were kids, all we did was race all the time.
	I'll race you to the end of the block.
	Remember when you were a little kid, too?
	You cut through the air like this?
	You slice through the air to prevent?
	I learned that from Terminator 2.
	You saw that guy running.
	Yeah.
	And you were like, I have to run like that.
	You lean forward and you just like fucking really pour it on your feet so your feet are going.
	Kids today are like, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't.
	It's almost like they're hopping.
	They're terrible.
	I would do strides.
	Really long.
	Oh, that's an interesting technique.
	You and I should have a race.
	Yeah, that sounds fun.
	After my rib heels.
	But yeah, so I'm just gone.
	Same way when I've raced my son.
	And then I look back and Steve isn't running.
	He's going like this.
	Don't make me do it.
	I know martial arts.
	I could kill you.
	And then that's making the guy even madder.
	Steam's coming out of his ear.
	He's like, you son of a bit.
	And he's wiping, swiping at Steve, trying to grab him.
	And Steve is ducking and he's doing these circle roundhouse kicks.
	He doesn't know martial arts.
	He's just fucking with the guy.
	And he goes, don't let these hands kill again.
	I don't want to kill you, dude.
	And I was so impressed at Steve's balls that he started employing comedy, physical comedy, during an escape from a security guard.
	That's also a distraction, too.
	It's like now you're doing mind games for the guy.
	He's like, does he really own fucking karate?
	That guy, he lives in the middle of nowhere now in northern Quebec.
	He bought a bunch of land.
	His dad died.
	He got some money.
	And he has these huskies and he doesn't feed them.
	You know why?
	So they're hungry when an intruder comes around and they'll eat them.
	No.
	They're wild.
	They eat deer.
	They hunt their own fucking food all winter.
	He goes, you should come up.
	I go, I don't want my kids around your wolves.
	They will eat them.
	Oh, I'll put them away.
	No, you can't.
	They don't have, it's the country.
	It's their turf.
	There's nowhere to put them.
	Durand Land, I think is the name of his thing.
	But one time we were walking down, I told this story before.
	We're walking down a highway in the, sort of near the burbs.
	And I go, imagine just throwing a cinder block at one of these cars whipping by because we're on a highway.
	They're just going, fum, fum.
	Guess what I hear next?
	As he throws a cinder block at a windshield.
	What in the flying fuck did you just do?
	Turns out it's an entire car full of jocks.
	You know that car accident we had over in, was it Texas, California?
	California, where an SUV filled with something like 27 illegals, a clown car of illegals went through the border because there was a hole in the fence and Trump didn't give us a wall like he promised.
	And so it cut across a freeway, jackknifed by an 18-wheeler.
	Everyone dead.
	Crunch turned to jam.
	Anyway, it was like that.
	It was a clown car full of jocks instead of illegals.
	So we tear up the hill into the forest.
	They come tearing after us.
	We choose, on our own accord, this was not a plan.
	We just run up two trees and we're just like skyscraper height.
	We were up so high that we were above the trees.
	So I'm just sort of looking and I think I see him 50 feet away.
	We're above most leaves, above the canopy, as they say.
	And we can hear, where are they?
	Over here.
	I'm just shitting my pants.
	And I'm thinking, at least if they come up the tree, I can deal with one of them at a time.
	Try to kick them in the head.
	Yeah, they have no advantage there.
	Yeah.
	And then we hear like, fuck!
	And then eventually they leave, but we don't know if they've left.
	So I go down a little bit, and now I'm halfway.
	Now the trunk is like thick again.
	And I can't say, hey, Steven, are you around?
	Yes, I am, Gavin.
	I'm over in this tree.
	Just in case they're hiding.
	But I want to convey that I'm looking for him.
	So I go, tape.
	And he's like, the jocks don't make a sound.
	And then we slowly scale down the tree.
	I'm hanging from the top branch.
	The bottom branch, I should say.
	Let go.
	No one there.
	I'm like Marco Polo and then we're like, oh, oh, oh, shit.
	And I go, I can't believe you fucking did that.
	And he goes, don't tell anyone I did that ever.
	I can't believe it either.
	And then my third favorite Steve story, God, we used to do the craziest shit.
	This isn't with a story, but I just remembered I'd have an erection because we would drive back and forth from school from our college and I would beat off just to make him puke.
	So he'd be driving going, dude, what are you doing?
	Stop!
	Stop!
	And I'd go, oh, yeah.
	And he'd be going, driving.
	That's safe.
	It was jackass.
	That's the thing the younger generation doesn't get.
	Like they go, oh, you put a butt plug up your ass to own the libs?
	And I'm like, yeah, that was hilarious.
	Let me guess you never showed somebody your balls and been like, gotcha.
	Yeah, like that's, that's my background.
	We would, on the school bus, you'd put your bare ass up against the glass called pressing a ham.
	And I taught it to my youngest boy.
	Every time we go to a hotel, he presses a ham.
	He pressed a ham when we were in Manhattan there last week for so long he almost got frostbite.
	Frostbite.
	Frostbite.
	you know, somebody sent their balls into Gary's mailbag and he was repulsed.
	I was like, oh, don't be gay.
	Just some guy's balls.
	And he was like, hey, Gary, what do you think of these?
	Well, like, Ben Margera put eight old beads up his ass that he attached to a kite.
	Yeah.
	That's funny in my world where I come from.
	But I get how you think that's gay.
	Anyway, no, that wasn't the story.
	The story was we had those fireworks that would go, you know those?
	Yep.
	It's a long stretch.
	It's pretty rare to have fireworks in Canada.
	Everything's illegal there.
	So we had them and what we were doing, we were in his car.
	He had a big, huge brown Chevy Nova.
	And we would just go up to people and then throw it at them and then tear off.
	And we'd see them going, what the fuck?
	They don't know what it is.
	It's pretty foreign to them.
	So they think they're being shot at.
	And we did it like a bunch of times, four or five times.
	And then we're getting near the Queensway, as we call it.
	That's our 95.
	And I see a guy, I throw them at him.
	And he's got a little pup like my stupid dog.
	And the pup gets so scared, it jumps up and starts attacking and biting him.
	His own dog is biting him.
	And we go, holy shit.
	So we go, and then he gets, he merges onto the highway.
	Someone sees us doing this and merges with us and is chasing us.
	So Steve is just absolutely flooring it.
	And we're passing him between cars.
	Whipping down the Queensway.
	And we pass a cop.
	And I go, Steve, dude, you just passed a cop.
	And he goes, fuck the police.
	I got a concerned citizen on my tail.
	That is Letterman Ready.
	One of my favorite fucking stories.
	Fuck the police.
	I have a concerned citizen on my tail.
	Here's a book, La Boute et Don La Rue, The Beauties on the Street.
	And it's just about street art.
	Political street art throughout history.
	Mostly French, I guess?
	Yeah, it seems to be all.
	It's all French.
	French street art.
	Revolutionary French street art.
	It's a fun coffee table book.
	Look at that.
	I guess because the French have a cartooning background, so when they do these slogans, they're beautiful.
	This was in our guest room.
	I thought when people come over and they're bored and they can't sleep, they can just look at this.
	And it's got a really interesting introduction by Johan Kugelberg, who's a dick.
	I do not like this guy at all.
	He married some woman who owns Maybelline or something, some big makeup family.
	So he had tons of money and he just spent it on these vanity projects.
	It was really into crass for a while.
	I think he bought their drum cover for their bass drum for 10 grand.
	And he collected punk.
	And he once gave me this lecture about my knowledge in punk and how there's some gaping holes in it.
	He's like Swedish.
	Gavin, you speak about punk so much, but there's really gaping holes in your knowledge.
	I think you would best just keep quiet for a while and do more research.
	Because that's all he had time to do.
	And then, of course, what does he do?
	He dumps the rich woman, gets tons of money, and dates some fucking trophy wife.
	He a douche.
	Who's 20 years younger?
	But you don't have to like the guy to appreciate his work.
	He had an endless blank check, and he made cool projects with it.
	You're essentially looking at a rich guy's collection.
	What if I were to say, I want to be a toad?
	I was thinking, Ryan, we should have a talk about your future.
	Oh, I'm not going to fire you unless you fuck up really badly.
	But what's your future?
	Like, what if I get thrown in prison, which is at a risk a one in two chance every day?
	Well, see, the thing is, you have to be like wilder.
	You have to be what?
	Wilder.
	Like Bruce Lee says.
	You know, so I don't really spend much time, and I do envision different, you know, outcomes of things, but there's no sense in really existing too much in any given one, because it might be a waste of time.
	It's called a plan, Retard.
	Yeah.
	But I've gotten my life unplanned, and look where I am now.
	Pretty good, huh?
	Yeah.
	I'm just ready for, if I see, you know, opportunities when things collapse or something like that, then I don't know.
	I'm not worried about that.
	But here's what you got to understand.
	I am toxic.
	Right.
	If someone appears on my show, they can't get a job at a gas station.
	Yeah.
	So having me on your resume, I think might be worse than nothing.
	Well, you know, trades, they're not going to.
	And then there's plenty of Proud Boys that have their own companies and they hire Proud Boys and people that are just right-wing or whatever.
	And so I don't think I'd have a problem.
	So you'd move to Florida and work for one of these window washer guys.
	Pressure washers, maybe, yeah.
	Maybe.
	That's not what you enjoy.
	You obviously enjoy meeting.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	But, you know, you got to make some sacrifices.
	Shut up.
	Okay, so you don't have a plan.
	I'm going to have to work on your plan.
	So your plan should be establishing maybe your own show on this network.
	Obviously, it's not going to be Ryan's mailbag.
	That was a catastrophe.
	And I think your talent is impressions.
	True.
	So what you should start doing is what Kyle Dungan does.
	Now, his output is pathetic.
	He's like once every two months, he'll put out a 30-second video.
	It's always gold.
	But he has Kurt Metzger doing a lot of the writing.
	Oh, really?
	Yeah.
	Oh.
	I know that he calls him Kirp.
	Tamfu a Yo.
	Yo, Kirp.
	He lives in his garage.
	That was pretty good.
	Oh.
	Lives in his garage.
	Tamfu a yo.
	Hello, Stallons and Stallonettes.
	Yeah, you got the L's dead on.
	So anyway, get on Snapchat.
	Stop playing video games for 12 hours in a row.
	Not video games.
	Stop noodling away on your stupid guitars.
	That I can't give up.
	No, I'm not saying give it up, but just take it.
	Your weekends, you have the weekend of someone under house arrest.
	Yeah, yeah, I know.
	It's pathetic.
	You're right.
	I'm like, this is just like a pleasant prison, like, what am I doing?
	But I went out and smoked a cigar because the weather was nice, took my bike around.
	So things are starting.
	Wow, that's really accomplishing something.
	I smoked a fat cigarette and rode a bike.
	A fat cigarette.
	Congratulations.
	Anyway, back to me.
	Yeah.
	So you've got to start.
	You have a hell of a list.
	You have like 12, 15 guys you do very well.
	So get those on Snapchat, right?
	And then we can start making them guests on the show.
	And I'll write it for you.
	I can write up shit.
	That's cool.
	Yeah, because I'm not great at that.
	I'll be your Kirp Metzker.
	And I'll write up diatribes for these various guys.
	And then we'll say, we'll be on the show here.
	And we'll go, oh, wait a minute.
	We have Bill Burr on the phone.
	That's cool.
	And then we'll cut to him and we'll have an interview back and forth.
	Yeah.
	And then you establish those characters so much that after I go to prison, you can work for other shows or you could start having your own show where it's like, say you want to talk about Dr. Zeus, right?
	That's the hot topic as of yesterday.
	You have Sylvester Stallone and Bill Burr and all these guys talk about Dr. Zeus.
	And it's sort of like, you know that show, was it Jon Favreau who did it?
	Where they would all sit down for dinner?
	Yeah, yeah, dinner for five?
	Yeah, you'd have like a dinner for five type of thing.
	Yeah.
	And you establish that show.
	Now you have a commodity.
	Now you have a product that exists independently of this show that you could farm out.
	I hear you.
	I think, first of all.
	So this is funny, but this is not what I'm talking about.
	Oh, come on, man.
	No.
	Oops.
	The mouth was still lingering.
	No, that's a good idea.
	That's a great idea.
	And you have to have a work ethic, which I don't think I can imbue because of your Puerto Rican laziness.
	But like, you should be working on stuff all the time.
	For example, I spent about five hours, not five hours, three hours going through the top five right now.
	And I had a theory that white people would be all over these songs.
	And there are.
	I mean, I can send you this.
	But I noticed after doing all this research that it wasn't really, my hypothesis didn't really work out.
	So I'll send this to you now.
	So this is something that did not make the show, and I'm sticking it on the show to make a point.
	So Driver's License by Olivia Rodrigo was written and produced by this guy Dan Negro, who's not a Negro.
	He's white.
	Up Cardi B was produced by this dude Young Dizza, who's a white dude.
	Go Crazy with Chris Brown and Young Thug was, well, it was literally written by 15 people, but the producer is Canyel the One, who's a white dude.
	Ariana Grande, written by Albert Stanage and Scott Nicholson, one of her backup dancers, produced by Peter Lee Johnson.
	And then Blighting Lights by the Weekend was written by Oscar Holter, Swedish, there's this Swedish team.
	That's Ariana Grande.
	And then that's the guys who did the weekends hits.
	They wrote and produced the song.
	I knew it.
	But there was a lot of black people on these songs, especially Cardi B and Chris Brown and Young Thug.
	So my hypothesis didn't really pan out.
	And although there was a lot of whites involved in these songs, there was a lot of black people too.
	For the point to make sense, it would have to be predominantly white on everyone or all white.
	So I canned it.
	So there's some work I did for this show that didn't make the show, even though it did make the show as a separate point.
	So that's what you got to be doing.
	Like on your time off, you got to be coming up with a whole Bill Burr thing.
	It's brutal.
	Okay?
	Yes.
	You have to have a long-term plan.
	You shouldn't live check to check.
	That's true.
	Day to day.
	I've been saving up a lot.
	You know, there's a real sad truth, which is that somewhere down the line, like, I lost the desire to be in front of the camera and do stuff.
	Like, I don't enjoy talking very much.
	I don't think the impression thing...
	Like, I look at my friend who does impressions on Instagram and I'm like, I don't envy that.
	You just gotta...
	I'm not interested in media because I think it's very, unless you're you, which has, you know, very influential.
	You have an impressive everything.
	Everything, really.
	You could, you know, in a room with like no microphone, I've seen you, you know, you were the most exciting part of that crime report thing at the dinner, remember?
	And there was, Pat Dixon had this dinner where it was like a crime report award show, no microphone.
	And by far, it was like, you know, you lit up the whole room.
	Just with just with your...
	But there's so much stuff involved with, it's oversaturated.
	Unless you're like you were.
	So you don't want to be an entertainer.
	No.
	Like, this is perfect.
	I get to chime in and say some things, but, you know, I don't like.
	Well, then if you're into like the media part of it, the technology part of it, we need a new TriCaster.
	We have problems we got to iron out.
	Yeah.
	Your desk looks like shit.
	It's got a fucking stupid hat on it and some gum.
	Notepads and guns.
	So you don't really care about that.
	You got to find out what you care about, what fulfills you, and then have a plan to make that more of your life.
	Hmm.
	I like that idea.
	I mean, I also don't mind slogging just like a...
	I've slogged regular jobs before, and I like that.
	It's just how you do.
	You do no ambition is what you're saying.
	No, I do, but my free time belongs to me, and then that makes up for it.
	You know, I think there's nothing wrong with, you know, just with the time that you have, you make it worth it.
	You have way too much free time.
	People are supposed to work 40 hours a week.
	That's eight hours a day.
	We start the show.
	We're done.
	You probably work four hours a day, and that's Monday to Thursday.
	That's way too much free time for a man your age.
	Hmm.
	Probably.
	But I don't have a day off for like a whole day off.
	I upload during the weekend, and I have to edit some people's shows, too.
	So it's like kind of balances out as far as the hours go.
	No, you just added maybe Four hours.
	So now we're up to four hours, five days a week, so it's still 50% of a normal work week.
	Maybe about four to six hours.
	Right.
	Because depending on human beings, and in New York City, you usually work 12 hours.
	10 hours.
	Usually get in around 10, you leave around 8.
	So 10 hours is a normal New Yorker, five days a week.
	All right, this is.
	I feel this is, we're worse off than when we started.
	Because now I don't even know what you want to do.
	If this doesn't pan out, you're going to pressure wash windows in Florida?
	I mean, I'm not a good speaker, and there's not a lot of things that I'm interested in that are current.
	That are current?
	You're interested in older stuff, like dinosaurs?
	Yep.
	Well, I like music stuff.
	You know, the music group is really good.
	Why don't you have a band?
	Well, we're free every night.
	We're actually trying to collaborate, and we're going to put together a mixtape of just...
	So first it's going to start at everybody just pitches in solo work and then we're learning how to trade files with each other.
	I'm getting bored.
	Stop talking.
	We have my Cuomo front page getting roasted over the coals.
	And again, I'm just happy that he's suffering.
	Top aid proud of Gov on gal rights.
	Cries a river, Andy.
	He says he's embarrassed, but he didn't.
	He said, I'm sorry if I hurt you, which is the perfect apology where you put it on the person.
	Cuomo's a sex pest.
	It's frustrating because it's sort of like when Al Capone went to jail for tax evasion.
	No one was really mad about the tax evasion.
	That's the hole in the wall I was telling you about with that car.
	No one really cared about the tax evasion.
	They wanted him for the murderers, but they couldn't get him on that, so they got him on this.
	I'm mad at Cuomo for throwing my friends in prison, embezzling billions from this stupid Buffalo project, relentless corruption, and then, of course, murdering 6,000 old people in old folks' homes.
	I haven't even figured out why.
	I guess he did it to save money.
	That's the only thing I can think of.
	But his entire career has been ruined by a bunch of silly young girls.
	Okay.
	I'll take it.
	He's a huge part of cancel culture.
	He throws the word Nazi around white supremacists all the time.
	Okay, we'll throw around the word pedophile, sexual assaulter, creep, sex pest.
	I don't care how you die.
	I just want you to die.
	This was a funny story.
	Oh, Paris Hilton, someone brought up Paris Hilton's appearance on Opie and Anthony and how it's another example of the sexist culture we live in.
	This was 10 years ago.
	Vapid crap guest.
	What does Anthony say?
	One of the worst we ever had.
	Just gave us nothing and wanted to be gawked over.
	She had a list, a shitload of things we couldn't talk about.
	So she brought nothing to the show.
	So we ragged on her a bit, and now 10 years later, she wants sympathy.
	This is what we're doing now.
	It's the same as Dr. Zeus, and I'm continuing to pronounce it Zeus.
	We go back in time.
	We don't have enough shit to be upset about.
	So now we're going and getting upset about history.
	It's the same with taking down statues.
	Now this retroactive cuntiness is affecting everything that's happened ever.
	Modern America isn't offensive enough.
	I need to go back in time.
	And then you find the thing and you go, that's not offensive to me.
	This is a chick being boring and silly and getting called on it.
	This is actually feminist in the sense that it's egalitarian because they're treating her the way they would treat anyone else.
	In fact, if you ever saw them talk to the dude who did, oh fuck, did they serve beer in hell?
	Tucker Max.
	Tucker Max.
	They ate him alive exactly the same way.
	But let's just play this so you can hear.
	What's it like to just be so completely rich?
	I've worked for everything that I've achieved.
	So I feel very losed.
	Thank God every day.
	Now worked in what way?
	Well, I run 17 different product lines.
	I have created my own entire business out of it.
	I've been working since I'm 15 years old.
	Yeah?
	What was your first job?
	I've been making a model.
	A model.
	Well, that makes sense.
	I would never, I'm not going to diss models.
	What's it like to just be so...
	See?
	I've worked for everything I owned.
	Your name's Paris Hilton.
	And you run 19 product lines?
	No, you just said okay to that, okay to that, okay to that, okay to that, and then everyone went and marketed it.
	That was painful to watch, they're right.
	Yeah.
	Because she was one of the worst, most blandest guests ever, ever, ever, ever.
	She was supposed to talk about her show and business empire, but this group of misogynist men decided to call her a liar and ridiculous.
	She is lying.
	This happened today, these men would have been canceled for their behavior.
	That part's true.
	The media needs to apologize to Paris.
	Now, I got to be careful here because I could be reading something an 11-year-old wrote.
	You know?
	It's sort of like when you're making fun of how dumb someone is, and then you find out they had a severe car accident and they were in a coma for four weeks, and you realize, oh, I'm making fun of someone who has head trauma.
	Whoops.
	But find the Tucker Max one.
	Whoa.
	Paris Slays Your Fave is suspended, but that's where it came from.
	Huh.
	Yeah.
	Tucker Max.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, he's basically just bullshitting them the whole time.
	Like, dude, fucking.
	Well, he's talking about some crazy orgy or someone who's fucking a girl and she shit herself or something crazy.
	And then they go, and we were videotaping it.
	And they go, wait a minute, if you're videotaping it, where's the tape?
	I look down and it's like kind of dark and I'm like, wait a minute.
	And then the smell hits me.
	Shit, all over my dick.
	And it wasn't just like poop.
	It was like di, like watery diarrhea fucking mix of like diarrhea and astroglide.
	And so like the smell hits me and it was like, oh my, and then of course I realized she shook my dick and then combine that with like the seafood and the two bottles of wine and I just blew all over her ass, like in her asshole, everywhere.
	I'm throwing up and she's like kind of hammer.
	She's like turned up.
	She's like, Tucker, what are you doing?
	She sees me throwing up.
	She's like, oh my God, she's throwing up everywhere.
	So I'm seeing her throwing up and it's making me throw.
	I'm throwing up more.
	This is from that movie where they had the pie-eating contest.
	Remember?
	Oh my God, man.
	Stand by me.
	Yeah.
	Some one person pukes and they all start puking.
	Yep.
	Did you know the guy?
	In How to Be a Man, I was supposed to barf and I said, just get me Ipacac.
	And the stylist, the prop woman, woman, women are all over movies and they suck.
	They're PAs, they're stylists.
	The reason you see every movie, the guy has that long sleeve t-shirt with the three buttons here, it's because they're at Walmart for $10 and she forgot to get shirts.
	So she buys a big crate of those because the budget's tapped.
	She usually has to use her own money because she already spent it all in some dumb suit like I'm wearing right now.
	And then she just has those long underwear shirts that everyone wears.
	And then when they're PAs, they're carrying sandbags and stuff.
	They inevitably twist their ankle.
	The big guys go, no, I'll carry that giant stack for you.
	They're like, no, no, I got it.
	I got it.
	And then they're out.
	So now everyone else has to pick up their slack.
	And then the prop chick.
	So I go get me Ipecac.
	I'll chug it.
	I hate seeing fake Barf in movies.
	They always just eat like vegetable soup and then go, blah, and it falls out.
	Barf is like, I want like, I'll eat a big breakfast.
	And then you get me Ipecac.
	So she shows up that day and she gives me this big concoction she made.
	I go, what is this?
	And she goes, oh, Ipecac's illegal in New York because Bloomberg, this is back in Bloomberg days, was heard that bulimics were using it to stay thin.
	So he just outlawed it.
	But I made you something that's going to make you barf.
	And it was just like eggs and chocolate milk and wine.
	And she just made a gross jar.
	She made a bunch of gross shit.
	And so I drank it.
	I didn't barf.
	And then I just felt gross.
	Anyway.
	Tangent time.
	So go back to Tucker Max.
	Yeah, he's doing the barf.
	He's just recreating this.
	If you barfed on a chick, she's not just going to start barfing.
	That's a Hollywood movie.
	Yeah, because he saw us and smelled it.
	You can imagine the smell.
	It's like seafood and wine and astroglide and shit.
	And he fucking is throwing up everywhere.
	So there's a three-second period where all three of us are staring at each other, vomiting everywhere.
	That video would be like...
	I know.
	You have no idea how to do it.
	I don't have that.
	I know.
	And so, anyway, so she like, you know, of course, freaks.
	Oh, I thought you loved me.
	I can't believe it is that.
	I thought you loved me, and she's barfing.
	Wraps the shit and astrogly stained sheet around her, runs out of my apartment, like leaves her clothes, everything.
	I still, to this day, don't know how she got home.
	Like, I called her, you know, three or four times.
	Are you okay?
	Whatever.
	She ended up changing her phone number.
	Like, the girl who introduced us, like, you know, she wouldn't return her.
	What's going on with this video?
	It's just frozen on that.
	I didn't get my deposit back.
	The video comes back on.
	We could have easily gone and changed it, but it's like, where's the video?
	Because the whole thing was he had a video camera.
	Right.
	And he's like, oh, you know, I must have.
	It deleted.
	Keep going.
	We want more of that?
	Yeah, yeah.
	They throw his book at him.
	They literally throw the book at him.
	Look at things up.
	You know, everyone has friends that go through and Tom, we go to that bar.
	Yeah.
	That should be on now.
	All right, I'll throw it.
	Hello?
	Yeah.
	There you go.
	All right.
	Is it working?
	All right, there you go.
	Go.
	All right, go ahead, Tucker.
	What was I talking about?
	Is it me?
	No, wait.
	Check, check.
	Over here.
	Yeah, you got to talk right into it like a dude.
	Is it going to stand over?
	There, there you go, go.
	I don't even remember what I was talking about.
	Something about James Spray.
	Oh, yeah, I sent an email to the smoking gun asking them to call to investigate and post because it'll sell books, but whatever.
	Is that Mike working?
	Yeah.
	Can you hear me?
	Yeah.
	Can I?
	I can't.
	I mean, I can't hear you.
	Do you hear through your phones?
	No.
	Because the...
	I'm very uncomfortable on the headphones.
	Am I hearing him just live?
	I don't hear me live.
	You know what it is?
	We don't care about your headphones.
	We want to hear the lies.
	Oh, shit, funny.
	We've always had the problem with the headphones interfere with some fucking wireless.
	That's so weird.
	All right.
	Thank you, Tucker, Mac.
	Tucker, thanks, man.
	Thanks, sir.
	I hope they serve Beer and Hell's the New York Times seller.
	Man.
	How do you get on the best seller list?
	Thank you, sir.
	Tucker Hells.
	Yep.
	Thanks.
	All right.
	They've done similar things with book.
	They'll have a person who wrote a book on the line on the phone, and you'll hear them ripping the paper, like, and then pissing on the book.
	And they're like, that page is missing in my book.
	And they're just, then they have Steve the Whistler, and he starts whistling, and they're like, oh, man, we got to start it over again.
	And he starts over about 10 times.
	And then they have...
	But anyway, I remember that being a way better clip.
	He just gets caught lying.
	It gets really awkward.
	And they throw the book at him as he walks out because he's clearly lying.
	Yeah.
	I hope they serve beer in hell.
	He gave Death a cool, very bad review, that guy.
	Oh, really?
	Yeah, what a jerk.
	At least all my stories are true.
	He's a liar.
	Whatever happened to him?
	Oh, they made it a show?
	The movie.
	I'm trying to see if there's like a department.
	I never heard about any of the movie, did you?
	I remember, yeah, that's why I looked it up because I remember hearing about it, but I never seen it, never wanted to.
	I remember when that book came out, though, it was like badass.
	It was like, dude, this guy talks about fucking sex.
	I'm bummed about Death of Cool being out now because my kids are getting old enough to read it.
	And I'm like, oh, so many threesomes in there.
	Imagine reading about your dad's threesomes.
	I would just not.
	This is equally boring and the same waste of time, but I stumbled upon this article.
	It was because my youngest boy said, what's the longest a dog has ever stood on two legs?
	And my kids are all at this weird age where they're like, what's your favorite movie?
	What's your least favorite movie?
	Who was the tallest dog in the world?
	All these facts.
	I'm like, I don't know, ask Alexa.
	But so I was looking up the longest a dog has walked on two legs, and I read this article and I thought, This is a woman's brain.
	This is how they think, how they vote, how they write.
	The truth behind cute walking dog viral videos and why you shouldn't share them.
	Why are you stretching?
	Why not?
	Well, we just started the show, and you're all stiff already.
	You still have Lyme, you moron.
	Maybe.
	I don't think it's important for the show, but sure, yes.
	Well, it is important for the show because you're always sleeping and you're always aching.
	And I tried to cure you of this disease, and you just like, you couldn't have handled it worse.
	This is how he handled his Lyme disease.
	He went and got tested.
	They said, yes, you have it.
	He took antibiotics.
	I say, now you got to go back and see if you still have it.
	Months are going by, by the way, while I'm saying this.
	Then he goes back and they go, oh, we don't do blood tests anymore.
	You need to go to your doctor.
	And he goes, I don't have a doctor.
	And then I'm telling my wife this, and she goes, yes, he does.
	I remember talking to him about his doctor.
	A walk-in doctor.
	But then you told me not to get health insurance.
	I was like, all right, I guess I won't get health insurance.
	Yeah, you just pay cash.
	Pay a premium.
	Yeah, it's expensive.
	No, it's not.
	It was.
	To get what I had to, yeah, yeah.
	It's kind of expensive.
	Especially for the medications, too.
	Do you not know if you have a disease that's near fatal that totally cripples your life?
	It totally changes your life, too.
	It makes you nap more.
	It makes you ache.
	It makes you need to stretch.
	How can you not want to know if you have a disease?
	Kathleen Hanna of Bikini Kill, it's ruined her life.
	And Avril Levine.
	All women.
	About once a month she can't walk.
	Anyway, sorry, back to women.
	So I'm reading this article, and I'm like, it's a stupid, boring piece of shit article.
	The truth behind cute walking dog vitamins and why you shouldn't share them.
	Wait a minute.
	I never looked at the author.
	I've assumed it was a girl.
	Michelle Neff.
	Okay, see?
	But I'm reading this and it's like, there's no research.
	It's all just what I think.
	And it's all about emotion and it's all about feelings and no research.
	One green planet?
	There she is.
	Okay, so let's read some of this.
	It seems more and more these days, people are liking and sharing, blah, blah, blah.
	Unfortunately, many unusual animal videos are, in fact, made by coercing an animal to perform certain tricks.
	I can't read when you do that.
	Or react to stimulus in a way that uninformed viewers might consider funny.
	Then she gives an example, the most recent cute one.
	Okay, so you're like, you're about to hear about their hind legs or something, some sort of research, some study about hip dysphasia.
	But keep going down.
	So she talks about these cute videos.
	Okay, got it.
	Yeah, keep going.
	We don't care about the fucking videos.
	At first glance, it's easy to see why it's cute.
	And then she says this, and I just, this is why I put this on the show because it really struck me.
	It's easy to get caught up in the hype, but when you take a minute to think about what's really going on, that's all she's done.
	It's just sat there and thought about it for a minute.
	Hmm.
	The truth becomes apparent.
	What?
	It just becomes apparent.
	She did a me search.
	This is like Michelle Obama's book, Becoming Michelle.
	Dogs don't walk like humans, and it isn't natural for them to do so.
	Okay?
	It's not natural for horses to have a person walking on them.
	I mean, sorry, sitting on them while they walk.
	But horses are so muscular that it doesn't mean anything.
	It's like you and I walking around with a mouse on our back.
	It doesn't mean anything.
	It's nothing to them.
	Dogs have four legs for a reason, she says, just as humans have two.
	Can you believe this shit?
	It's so patronizing.
	And you think you're smarter than me because you realize that dogs have four legs?
	So how is that these particular dogs have learned to walk on only two legs?
	Well, the shocking footage below shows this is established with nothing but fear and intimidation by humans.
	Of course, the video is gone because she's too stupid to embed it or download it.
	One video, blah, blah, blah, Striking Fear, so she shows she has a video of a dog that's been beaten to walk like that.
	This cruel trend isn't new or seen within a minority of dogs.
	Of course it's seen within a minority of dogs.
	I mean, dogs can walk down the street on two legs.
	Many of them claim they didn't train their dogs, but instead the dogs do by choice.
	But it seems highly doubtful that so many dogs would oddly decide to walk.
	Like, it seems.
	Think about it.
	This is why they're so easily manipulated by PR firms like the media.
	And they say, children are in cages.
	Think about it.
	We're a nation of immigrants.
	How do you think we got here?
	We took the land from the Indians.
	They want to take our land.
	That's such a dumb analogy, too, because you go, hmm, that didn't pan out very well for the Indians.
	I don't want to become the next Indian.
	I don't want to become the next native who gets colonized.
	But yeah, all of this, most of the truth is counterintuitive.
	More guns, less crime.
	Being inclusive tends to ostracize people.
	If you're inclusive to trans people and women's sports, you end women's sports.
	If you're inclusive to trans people in the lesbian community, they end up cutting their tits off and assuming they're men.
	No more lesbian culture.
	If you're inclusive when it comes to immigration to Muslims, you end up with women as second-class citizens, a huge rape problem, all kinds of shit.
	Throwing gays off buildings.
	You lose your country.
	Look at Britain.
	Look at Luton.
	Look at Birmingham.
	Gone.
	They've ceased to be.
	Ozzy's hometown doesn't exist anymore.
	It's Islam.
	You wouldn't know.
	If you're walking around Birmingham today, you just think, wow, they built a bunch of British-looking homes in Pakistan.
	But you can't talk like that today because we self-censored, because we don't want to get fired.
	Go to 1.5.
	This is a great article written by ex-New York Times devil's advocate, Bree Larson?
	What's her name?
	Barry Weiss.
	She links to it.
	And let's click on that, the silenced majority.
	Wait, go back to the sorry, go back to the tweet.
	Self-censorship is the norm, not the exception.
	I self-censor even when talking to some of my best friends for fear of word getting around.
	That was like at my wife's birthday party, where they were yelling my name, Gavin, Gavin, the Bluetooth, Gavin.
	Oh, God, I still have nightmares about it.
	And I said, I feel like you're Mexican here.
	And she goes, whoa, whoa, you can't say that.
	That's exactly how I felt, by the way.
	I felt like a Mexican employee, but you can't say that.
	So in this article, he talks about, what is it?
	The silenced majority.
	Click on it.
	My liberal friends who live in Red America confess to avoiding discussion of masks, Dominion, Ted Cruz, Josh Halley.
	Yeah, I'm sure the liberals are the number one victims here.
	But there are two illiberal cultures swallowing up the country.
	I know because I live in blue America in a world of wash and NPR tote bags and front lawn signs proclaiming the social justice bona fides of the family inside.
	And of course, all these people are, they only have the rules for non-whites.
	Cardi B's wet ass pussy was, I think, the song of the year according to NPR.
	And NPR is also backing this Dr. Zeus ban.
	But it brings up an interesting point I wanted to cover for a long time.
	When I say get fired at the end of the show, do I mean just like be a dick or tell everyone that you support Trump if you work in an anti-Trump environment?
	In that, it goes on a case-by-case basis.
	What I really mean when I say get fired is don't not be yourself.
	Now, if you're a proud boy and you're in the police force, I would keep that under wraps because you're going to get fired.
	If you're a cop, you have to be really careful about what you say.
	So the get-fired thing gets really tricky when you're in the police force because they're just so fucking regimented or the army for that matter.
	I would say you should err on the side of caution in those two particular jobs.
	But when I say get fired, I'm thinking of you at a cubicle where everyone talks all day about how much Trump sucks and you like Trump and it's eating you up and it's damaging your psyche.
	In that instance, I think there's ways to slowly breach the topic and say, I don't know, I mean, it seemed like the economy was booming when he was there.
	Or when they say he said Nazis are very fine people, you go, yeah, I looked that up actually, and he didn't say anything like that.
	He said the opposite, basically.
	He said the people there for the statues were very fine people.
	But then he decried and disavowed and criticized white nationalists in the very same speech, like a sentence later.
	If that gets you fired, get fired.
	If you're at school and you want to write an essay about Candace Owens or Thomas Sowell for Black History Month and you know you'll get a D, get a D. In those instances, you need to get fired.
	You have to be yourself.
	And believe me, you will come out stronger than ever before.
	For example, back on the Gavin McInnes show, I had this lesbian teacher who taught at a private school in New York.
	And she had famous historical figures on her wall, Thomas Jefferson, George Washington.
	They hired a politically correct black guy to be the principal of the school.
	He came into her office, and remember we said, if someone's hired by affirmative action, they feel beholden to this culture, and they feel like they should be politically correct.
	So they told her, you have too many slave owners on your wall.
	So she went, oh, okay.
	So she threw up Harriet Tubman.
	And they said, no, yeah, it has to be more.
	And she goes, nah, that's a good amount.
	And George Washington and Thomas Jefferson, pretty important heroes in America's history.
	I'm sorry they had slaves.
	No one's perfect.
	It was a different time.
	And they go, well, you need to take those down.
	And she went, no.
	And so they fired her.
	And she went on to do some consulting and to do tutoring.
	And she ended up in a totally different job.
	I think she was flipping commercial real estate.
	And she said, I kept in contact with her.
	And she goes, I've never been happier.
	Thank God I got fired from that job.
	I was miserable.
	And I felt this cloak of censorship looming over me, this dark cloud following me everywhere I went.
	I wasn't myself.
	That's why I say get fired.
	Obviously, there's exceptions case by case, but when I say get fired at the end of the show, I mean don't self-censor.
	Don't feel like shit all the time.
	What if I want to grab a girl's face?
	In the sense that...
	Well, it depends on who you are.
	If you're Andrew Cuomo and your entire brand is spent destroying other people's lives, well, you've been throwing stones from a glass house, my friend.
	They're going to throw them back.
	That was too much of indecence.
	But, you know, I used to, advice, I used to run around the office nude.
	It was funny.
	I constantly harass Ryan.
	It's amusing.
	All right, let's start the show, shall we?
	My pet Biden.
	We've got a great new interstitial sent in.
	It's exactly what I wanted.
	Ryan's having trouble finding it.
	Oh, here we go.
	This is better than what I imagined.
	Biden, on him I can depend my pet.
	Biden, a monster of the president, he's big and blue and sleepy.
	But a friendly monster too.
	My pet.
	Biden.
	Wait, what?
	That doesn't rhyme.
	Perfect.
	So my pet Biden was being his usual adorable self, and he finished some sort of press conference.
	And then, of course, questions arise.
	My pet is dumb, like all dogs, like a lot of pets.
	And you cannot have him answer questions.
	So he was answered with a cut.
	This is not an accident.
	This is exactly what should happen to my pet Biden.
	Look at him.
	He's so adorable.
	Also, he has a hard time walking on two feet also.
	Because it's not natural for him.
	Yeah.
	Think about it.
	Thank you, thank you.
	And I'm happy to take questions if that's what I'm supposed to do, Nance, whatever you want me to do.
	And the answer is, that's what we want you to do.
	Cease to be vanished.
	Thank you, thank you.
	I thought this was great.
	He can't remember how many deaths there were.
	He forgot his magic card, 1-8.
	Message to Texas and Mississippi.
	Texas and Mississippi.
	I think it's a big mistake.
	Look, I hope everyone's realized by now these maps make a difference.
	Yes.
	We are on the cusp of being able to fundamentally change the nature of this disease because of the way in which we're able to get vaccines and people move that all the way up to the end of May to have enough for every American, to get every adult American to get a shot.
	The last thing we need is the Neanderthal thinking that in the meantime, everything's fine.
	Take off your mask.
	Forget it.
	It still matters.
	I carry a card to me.
	I don't want to have it.
	I put it on my desk.
	I love the way he says that to you.
	I have a card I don't have put on my desk.
	Rec Tobagan.
	What?
	Hey, man, your pills.
	So you catch that he called Texas and Mississippi Neanderthals.
	Now, here's how it works.
	When there's a bunch of warriors with shields and they're about to go to a battle that doesn't make any sense where they know they're going to die and this isn't what they signed up for, they don't want to go.
	They shouldn't go, right?
	The first warrior drops his spear.
	And then there's a long pause.
	And then the second warrior drops his spear.
	This is in the case of a corrupt general, which is what we're under right now.
	And then boom, boom, boom, boom.
	We've been fighting this battle for a year now.
	It's over.
	We won.
	And the spears are going to start falling.
	Texas was the first.
	I predicted this, by the way.
	My predictions never get any credit.
	Like a week ago, I said, I feel in my gut that this is going to be over in like a month because the normies and even the liberals are going to start going, all right, I tried it, fuck off.
	Hey, if you're 80, 90, you should wear a mask.
	If you're morbidly obese and diabetic, you should wear a mask.
	Don't risk it.
	The rest of us, normal, healthy people, we should move on.
	And restaurants should be at 100% capacity.
	Same with bars.
	Olds and fats should probably avoid them.
	That's the way it should be.
	If you live in Texas and you're super old and you don't want to wear a mask, I mean, you want to wear a mask?
	Go bananas.
	You can wear all the masks you want.
	You can be under home arrest.
	That's fine.
	Check out this insane quote.
	Because he's my pet, I speak Biden and I understand him.
	Just like that boxer Valdez knows when his pet alligator is mad and he knows when he can swim with him and when he's going to get bitten.
	I understand Joe Biden.
	So first you watch it and you try to understand what he's saying.
	Do you really feel safer under Donald Trump?
	COVID has taken this year, just since the outbreak, has taken more than 100 years.
	Look, here's the lives, it's just, I mean, you think about it.
	More lives this year than any other year for the past hundred years.
	90% of the time, I have no idea what the fuck I'm talking about.
	Do you really feel safer?
	Do you understand him?
	What's he saying?
	No, I don't.
	You have no idea?
	A hundred years.
	Well, yeah, yeah.
	This is the worst year in 100.
	Listen, just think about it.
	This is the worst, the most deaths we've had for 100 years.
	Yes.
	Which is true.
	So he's going back to 1918, where we had soldiers dying in World War I, but we also had the Spanish flu, which killed 675,000 Americans really bad.
	And we wore masks back then to stop it.
	I had never said masks are useless.
	I said this is a very, very contagious disease that's not fatal.
	So unless you're weak, you shouldn't worry about it.
	And if you're a kid, you're fine.
	Go to school.
	But the death rate has been climbing since 2010.
	Guess why?
	Obesity.
	Our lifespan had been going up and up and up and up.
	From cavemen till 2010.
	We've always lived longer than our fathers.
	And then you fucking disgusting fat pigs.
	Couldn't stop stuffing your face.
	You eat when you're not even hungry.
	And then you eat till your stomach hurts.
	You disgusting tub.
	If you're a man, new rule.
	New rule.
	New rule.
	You need to be able to see your dick in the shower.
	Now, I'm not going to say I can see my entire dick, right down to the pubes, but I can see my foreskin and at least half of my head.
	That's pretty good.
	For a 50-year-old.
	But if you can't see your dick, we got problems.
	So go to that chart I showed you at 1.9.
	There it is.
	You see that dip?
	So this was the death rate going down, down, down, down, down since the end of World War II.
	And then 2010, zoop, it goes up again.
	And if you look, you'll notice that it's very steady since 2010.
	2020, 2019 are not unusual.
	Look at the value, deaths per thousand people.
	It even looks like it's bent a little, little, little bit down, right?
	It's a little less.
	Well, you can look at the actual numbers, Ryan.
	So 8.7, 8.8, 8.9.
	Zoom out.
	Yeah, 8.9, 8.8, 8.7, 8.6, 8.5, 8.4, 8.3, 8.2.
	It's been going up just over a percent every year.
	It was actually worse in 2017 and 2016 than it was this year.
	In fact, 2020 is, well, 2020, yeah, 2020 was relatively low if you look at the other percentages.
	We haven't added that low since 2014.
	So the reason that we have this 500,000, it seems so big.
	God damn it, I got some fucking hair up my nose.
	Is that we're pushing, we're funneling in all these other deaths, flu, heart disease, everything else.
	You're on a motorcycle, you got your head blown off by hitting a streetlight.
	That's COVID.
	George Floyd was the only guy with COVID we didn't count as a COVID death.
	So that's why the numbers are so high.
	But when you look at it actually charting, nothing's happening.
	It's fine.
	It's a normal year, normal number of deaths.
	And that goes back to that article I was talking about when dogs walk on their hind legs.
	Because when Biden says that, and he goes, We've had the worst, the highest number of deaths that we've had since 1918, for the past 100 years, you go, that sounds really bad.
	And we've done this too, righties, not lefts.
	Like when we say Trump had black unemployment the lowest it's ever been.
	No, sorry, the highest it's ever been.
	Yeah, black unemployment was the lowest it's ever been.
	But yeah, but black unemployment had been going down for half a century.
	So we just jumped on the end.
	So that was kind of cheating on our part.
	And Biden is cheating by saying that it's been going up.
	We have way more deaths this year than last year.
	Yeah, that's pretty typical.
	Population's expanding.
	Fatsos are getting fatter.
	Anyway, I talked about teachers going back to school.
	Let's jump into a COVID piece.
	If your language requires a paintbrush to write, your language sucks.
	Your language is stupid.
	Fucking Chinese.
	Chinese violence comes from China.
	Chinese asshole.
	Just keep your hands off my dog.
	So teachers are saying it's racist to go back to school.
	See if you can figure that one out.
	If you condition funding on the reopening of schools, the money will only go to white and wealthier and healthier school communities that do not have the transmission rates that low-income black and brown communities do.
	And black and brown communities have a higher rate.
	It could be genetics, but I think it's because they just, they didn't do anything.
	There was no mask.
	There was no social distancing.
	They totally ignored this whole thing.
	And they're not getting the vaccine.
	They don't trust it, which I'm fine with.
	I'm not getting the vaccine.
	Don't they have a predilection to have diabetes and obesity because they eat shitty food too?
	Yeah.
	It's called overindulging yourself.
	Like that disgusting fat pig who's doing the talking.
	Show her for a second.
	They're a video in here.
	Somewhere.
	God, Gateway Pundit in your fucking ads.
	I like the setup she did.
	That's a terrifying face.
	He seems like a good guy to drink beer with, doesn't he?
	That's like Vito.
	Vito Spamanti's there.
	Vito!
	Can I get Vito a beer?
	Vito, why are you wearing makeup?
	It's a joke.
	Our virtual space in this time of fast-moving developments.
	Tonight, we will cover updates on the state's plan to reopen schools, the UTLA member vote that began today, and some details of the LAUSD vaccination.
	She had a dead drug dealer on her wall.
	From what?
	Is she a fan of drugs?
	Safety conditions must be in place in our schools.
	I'm just a fat, lazy bitch who doesn't want to do my job.
	COVID-19 deaths decline.
	Latino residents of Los Angeles County are still dying at three times the rate of white residents.
	The new state plan and the rollout of vaccines have increased the political pressure, but they cannot change the science.
	We can hear you.
	Yet again, elected officials are discounting the community of the world.
	What a fat piece of shit she is.
	She is vulnerable to the disease.
	That's why she gives a shit.
	Hey, I sent you an article that was after this.
	I emailed it to you.
	About how students are just gone.
	And I thought it was interesting that they look at the stop, stop.
	Wait, go back.
	Ah, shit.
	Go to reload the page.
	You got to see the icon.
	Look at that.
	Oh, wow.
	You see that?
	Yeah, that was quirk.
	They always do this.
	They always show, they'll talk about prostitution and they'll have white prostitutes.
	They'll talk about domestic abuse and they'll have like a white fist.
	Or they'll talk about students that have just vanished from the school system.
	I mean, think about it as she would say on her hind legs.
	We know this is black and Hispanic.
	I talked to teachers at my gym.
	The black kids are just not showing up and the parents could give two shits.
	They are not coming to their Zooms.
	What does this say?
	I got a screenshot.
	And it's so weird that they chose a stock photo where it's a dad making sure his kids get to class.
	Thousands of students reported missing from school systems nationwide.
	I had to reload that to snapshot it.
	And what does it say?
	You can just play it, yeah.
	Race matters.
	This is on California's new plan.
	When you're talking about patterns of groups of people, race matters.
	Culture matters.
	Ethnicity matters.
	And now, Michael, the challenge to reopen schools.
	Details on California's new plan to get kids back in the classroom.
	According to the school opening tracker, Burbio, less than 12% of the state's public school students are attending class in person.
	Kaylee Hardong is live at a mass vaccination site for teachers that's just outside of Los Angeles.
	Good morning, Kaylee.
	Hi, Boring.
	So yeah.
	Good morning, Robin.
	Good morning, Rob.
	Some of them are not showing up.
	So let's get back to COVID, Texas dropping their spear.
	True too?
	Actually, I don't think this adds anything to it.
	Now is not the time to pull back, Fauci tells Texas.
	So Texas dropped their spear, and now the corrupt sergeant, the lunatic from Apocalypse Now, is saying, pick up your spear.
	This is not the time.
	And then Mississippi, instead of Texas picking up his spear, Mississippi drops their spear.
	I promise you, seven days from now is going to look very different.
	All it takes is one person to say, fuck it.
	I'm not doing this anymore.
	And we're going to see more and more states following this.
	We're going to see more and more restaurants.
	You know, I'm out in the burbs and all my bars, you're sort of supposed to put your mask on when you go pee.
	No one does that anymore.
	And if you were to look at the bars I hang out in in the burbs, they look exactly like they did without a pandemic.
	People have just given up.
	And I've talked to my gym and All those bars, they haven't had anyone come by and in force for weeks.
	One guy I know, he was having a party there, a birthday party.
	People were there at 4 a.m.
	Some rookie cop, it was his first day on the job, basically.
	He came in.
	So, this is the prime candidate to enforce the rules, right?
	A rookie who doesn't have any sort of sense of like letting shit slide.
	And then a 4 a.m. party during lockdown, during COVID.
	What happened?
	He said, dude, you got two cars parked right in front of here.
	Could you move them down to the side street?
	And then, yeah, don't have the TVs on.
	And then we're good.
	So that's what the burbs are doing.
	It's just a matter of time before the city follows suit.
	Wait, what's 2-3?
	I think we already showed that, didn't we?
	We've got a lot of intersectionality today with topics overlapping.
	Yeah, that marriage still dies.
	And the more died this year than any other year.
	Do 2-4?
	Yeah, we've already covered that.
	All right, let's jump to racism.
	All inexorably linked to all of these subjects.
	Let's talk about racism.
	That was racist, guys.
	So let's look at this meme here and marvel at how 2021 has already become the most fucked up year in history.
	I mean, think about it.
	This year, more canceled, 100 years cancel.
	I mean, come on, man.
	Just think about it, man.
	Think about it, man.
	Come on.
	Go back.
	So from right to left, we've got Dana Sirano, whatever her name is, a fucking smokeshow with the perfect amount of fat on her body.
	She said, before the Jews were whisked away in World War II, they were dehumanized, deplatformed, depersoned, and kids saw them as human garbage and would throw shit at them on the street.
	This is where we're leading to now with this depersoning and deplatforming.
	Okay, first of all, America is capable of one analogy, and it's Hitler.
	So she's just following what everyone else is doing, Hitler, Hitler, Hitler, which is cheap and lazy, but that's not her sin.
	Her sin was using a Nazi analogy to defend the right.
	You're only allowed to use Nazi analogies to criticize the right.
	So that is fucking absurd.
	By the rules that America laid out, which is you always have to use a Nazi analogy, she did a perfect Nazi analogy, and it is totally legitimate, and it's actually better than the usual dumb Hitler analogies.
	So that makes no fucking sense.
	Next, we have Uncle Ben.
	What is the problem?
	Are you saying that they don't have black uncles?
	Was he a butler?
	Is that, I actually don't know the problem with Uncle Ben.
	Was he a butler?
	Okay.
	There was black butlers in the world.
	And a butler is not seen as like a shit job.
	A lot of people want to be butlers.
	Let me see Uncle Ben.
	Rather Frank Brown was working in the Matri D Hotel, a Chicago restaurant.
	Okay.
	At the time of variety of parboiled rice, okay.
	Uncle Ben's really given the name Uncle Ben's Plantation Rice, but it's not called that anymore.
	Hard to find.
	Old newspaper clippings.
	All right.
	Hello.
	Help me out here.
	As for Ben himself, the name Uncle Ben apparently comes from a real African-American rice farmer from Houston, well-renowned for his rice.
	Help me, please.
	Caricatures of black people have had a history in advertisement.
	How is he a caricature?
	It's a totally realistic drawing.
	It looks like a photograph.
	In fact, I think it's a drawing of a photograph.
	It might even be a fucking photograph.
	Look at that.
	Wait, zoom out.
	How is this a problem?
	If Mr. Ben wasn't then real, then why create the character to begin with?
	You'll notice they can't say anything.
	Uncle Ben is still a trope of black servitude.
	Prove it.
	This is like that fucking dog on the hind legs article.
	It's just, you just say something.
	Didn't you guys go to high school?
	If I said that short, fat people tend not to be good at basketball, I have to back it up.
	The fact that that just seems intuitively true, it is, by the way, isn't enough.
	You have to prove it.
	He is a trope of black servitude.
	He looks to me like a well-employed, distinguished gentleman.
	And if you're a butler or you're working at a fancy restaurant like, say, Keene's Steakhouse, you're upper middle class.
	Which brings us to Aunt Jemima, who was a freed slave who started a fantastic company.
	They've ruined that company now.
	Her ancestors, her whatever great-grandchildren, are outraged that she's been erased from history.
	And now it's called like, I don't know what the fuck Aunt Jemima's called now.
	It's called like Super Syrup 129 from San Francisco or something.
	So she was an entrepreneur who created this incredible recipe that everyone loved.
	And she went from slave to multi-millionaire entrepreneur.
	Sounds pretty good to me.
	But no, they made her a maid.
	So it's servitude.
	Ryan, if you're looking for what it's called now, you should say, what is Aunt Jemima called now?
	Looks like it's called...
	Are we talking about Miss Buttersworth, maybe?
	Because this seems to be...
	Pearl Milling Company.
	There we go.
	It's called Pearl Milling Company.
	Soon to be known as.
	Pearl Milling Company.
	I haven't changed the website yet.
	I can fix that in like a minute.
	What's that blue one?
	Looks like.
	What is this?
	Captain Crunch's Ocean Blue Syrup?
	Gross.
	I couldn't imagine wanting that.
	Do you put it on your Cap and Crunch?
	I wonder why blacks have an obesity problem.
	The captain is racist, too.
	Okay, so let's go back to that.
	Indian land of lakes.
	When you think of lakes and you think of the founding of our country, you think of Indians.
	That's a compliment.
	Is she subservient because she's on her knees?
	Is the implication she's going to blow me or something?
	Is that Indian servitude?
	She looks like a very empowered, cool Indian lady who's clean and healthy.
	What the fuck's the matter with that?
	Is she serving the white man?
	So that's ridiculous.
	And then we have Paw Patrol, which is banned because it makes cops look like good guys.
	In other words, kids, cops are bad guys.
	In other words, kids, if you're in trouble, don't go to the police.
	What the fuck are you saying to my children?
	I don't like that.
	Then we have the Indians.
	Now, I've had a fight with my wife's relatives about this.
	And I go, it's a cartoon.
	Of course it's an exaggeration.
	Cartoons of everyone are an exaggeration, but at least that has an argument.
	This is the first one out of that whole thing that has an argument.
	And the argument is it's a racist depiction of an Indian.
	It exaggerates his features like a Jew with a big nose.
	Okay, I'll give you that.
	I think it's stupid, but at least there's a point.
	However, next to you, we have an Indian who's not exaggerated.
	It looks just like Uncle Ben, but a profile.
	The fuck is that?
	And then we have Mr. Potato Head that has an argument.
	It's a retarded argument, but it's Mr. Potato Head.
	Actually, no, I'm not giving you that one either.
	I'll reluctantly give you the cartoon.
	I forgot why Potato Head was canceled.
	Because, yeah, like say you're born female, right?
	Oh, and you identify as male.
	Then you're Mr. Potato Head.
	And you could even take hormones and grow a mustache.
	So Mr. Potato Head could be a woman.
	There's plenty of these crazy dykes that want to be called Mr. He, him are my pronouns.
	I identify as male.
	So can't Mr. Potato Head still exist?
	It just has a vagina.
	I mean, neither Mr. or Mrs. Potato Head have genitalia.
	So why can't that be a thing?
	Yeah, that's why, remember that post that somebody, I forget what it was, but they put Womixen to try to be inclusionary.
	But for Women's Month, Women's History Month, they made it Wumixen, W-O-M-X-N or something.
	And then women got pissed off, which they should.
	They're being erased by men.
	And nowhere is that more prevalent than women's sports.
	But anyway, so the only one there is the sh, whatever that is, the Cleveland Indians.
	And then at the bottom of it, we have Dr. Zeus.
	So let's look at Dr. Zeus.
	Let's go to 2.7.
	This has pissed off a lot of people, by the way.
	Say you are...
	Turn it up.
	These are all the top-selling books on Amazon right now.
	Jordan B. Peterson's up there, too.
	That's funny.
	Flying off the fucking shelves.
	So go to 2.9.
	Let's look at some of his racist drawings.
	I'm open-minded.
	I didn't know he was a racist.
	Let's see.
	Okay, this blog says he was.
	And here, what does that say?
	And the wolf chewed up the children and spit out their bones.
	But those were foreign children, and it really didn't matter.
	Wait, that's a political cartoon, is it not?
	Yeah, he didn't do that.
	So that's fake, right?
	Adolf and Adolph the Wolf.
	Wait a minute, go back up.
	My family visited Seussville.
	We loved it.
	Blah, blah, blah.
	To be clear, I am really struggling with this.
	So I don't know what that was, the context of that.
	It could have been, he was a cartoonist in World War II, and Mickey Mouse was fighting Hitler, Bugs Bunny, everyone had to pick up the pieces, and they were instructed to do things.
	So that could be an anti-Hitler thing, Adolf the Wolf?
	That looks like pro-Foreign Children, actually.
	Isn't that so?
	Yeah, that looks like it's saying the wolf is Adolf Hitler and he's evil.
	And it's negative to be flippant about deaths.
	So we don't know the context of that.
	So here we have a page.
	I've seen this auctioned off.
	It's fucking ancient, like the 40s.
	Just the first panel?
	Monkey wrenches, okay?
	And then zoom out.
	And then what's the last panel there?
	Take home a high-grade nigger for your woodpile.
	Satisfaction guaranteed.
	So that's racist.
	So we found a racist cartoon.
	He was probably, look at his shitty style back then.
	So this is probably when he was in his teens.
	All right.
	You did a racist drawing when you were a kid.
	Therefore, none of Dr. Zeus, I know that bothers you, is politically correct.
	The Lorax was an AOC Green New Deal book where everyone was being punished for cutting down all the trees.
	The guy was left-wing.
	So he did one drawing when he was a kid that's racist.
	Gandhi said blacks were inferior when he was a kid, when he was in college.
	He changed his mind.
	He evolved.
	You're not allowed to evolve anymore.
	Isn't he pointing out how absurd that is to have a human being as a tool?
	Meanwhile, there are just wrenches.
	There's that flycatcher.
	There's bales of hay.
	It's not, isn't it?
	Yeah, I didn't even analyze it.
	Maybe it doesn't have a racist term.
	It's like kind of anti-racism.
	Yeah, maybe it's mocking racism.
	What is the nigger in a woodpile thing?
	What is that?
	For your woodpile.
	No, not that.
	It's a saying.
	What does it mean?
	Look it up.
	I'm so not racist, I forgot how to spell the N-word.
	Nagger.
	Let's see here.
	Some fact of considerable importance that has not disclosed something suspicious or wrong.
	Commonly is...
	So was it black stealing your wood?
	Well, there's a cartoon that goes with it.
	No, that's not the origin, though.
	I want to know what it comes from.
	Origin.
	Both evidence is slight, but it is presumed that they were derived from factual instances of fugitive slaves in their light north under piles of firewood within hiding.
	Oh, I see.
	Hiding there during.
	Gotcha.
	Barack Toboggan was a huge fan of Dr. Zeus.
	He said you could understand everything you need to know about the world from Dr. Okay, I'll start saying it right: Dr. Zeus.
	All the stuff you need to know is in Dr. Zeus.
	It's like you have to start building speeches.
	Sycophants giggling.
	He could have pulled his dick out and they'd go, whoa my.
	It's a penis.
	Why don't they treat somebody differently just because they don't have a scar on their butt?
	Anyway, he goes and does a bunch of analogies with Dr. Zeus.
	And then you also had Michelle Obama doing story time.
	It's like green eggs and ham.
	So out of all of those in that original meme we showed, the only argument, and it's a shit argument, the only argument that exists at all is the Cleveland Indians.
	That cartoon exaggerates.
	And I always said, no one calls themselves the Philadelphia fuckheads or the Arizona losers.
	So you obviously like that cartoon.
	You're going into battle.
	All sports is just war, you realize.
	It's the same gladiator cage.
	It even looks like the old gladiator things.
	We're not in wars, or at least we're not watching them the way we used to.
	So we fake battles and we have one side fight the other and we watch a mini war.
	So it's war.
	And you don't put an emblem of something that's insulting on your body when you're going into battle.
	So they obviously like the chief Wampom or whatever his name is.
	Oh, wait, I jumped over something speaking to Mr. Potato Head.
	2-2-6.
	What are you doing?
	Come on, slow ass.
	Holy shit, you're slow.
	That was...
	Hey, I was about to go get dinner for my kids when Donald Trump Jr. attacked me in his speech at SEPAC.
	Something about me looking like a gender-neutral potato head.
	On Friday, I was about to go get dinner for my kids.
	Why does he say he's going to get his kids?
	Is he trying to humanize himself?
	I was just being a sweet old man trying to get my kids food.
	On Friday, I was about to go get dinner for my kids when Donald Trump Jr. attacked me in his speech at SEPAC.
	Something about me looking like a gender-neutral potato head.
	That's exactly what you are, my man.
	All right, let's jump down to Antifa.
	You're fucking wife, man!
	You've never experienced my life!
	Look at these fucking horrible, weak losers!
	Fuck your dad!
	MSNBC still is so naive.
	I mean, think about it.
	100 years.
	Think about it, man.
	Barack Toboggan, I was vice principal.
	MSNBC is still on this anti-fascist kick where they're antifa.
	By the way, John Brennan in the middle there recently said, I am getting more and more embarrassed to be a white male.
	He is like Bill Burr.
	He's a beta male who married a Muslim, and she is a devout Muslim.
	I believe John Brennan secretly converted to Islam.
	And I also believe that the show, and I have this from reliable sources, the show Homeland is based on him.
	Remember Homeland?
	The red-haired guy, my wife calls him a Butterface, which is weird because it implies she likes his body.
	He came back from being a prisoner in jihadist.
	Why aren't you looking it up, you fucktard?
	Homeland.
	It's about this red-haired dude, the guy from Billions, and he comes back from being a jihadist prisoner, and they think he's convert.
	He has converted to Islam while he was there, and they think he's planning a terrorist attack now that he's a convert, and they're suspicious of him.
	I heard it was based on John Brennan.
	What do you got there?
	Good job, Brian.
	Oh, there's an ad first.
	Okay.
	So don't show the ad.
	Anyway, it's too late.
	Moments passed.
	It's with, what's her name?
	Claire Danes.
	She's always crying in every shot.
	It is Claire Danes, yep.
	Yeah, see that guy right there?
	So what I think's going on with John Brennan, this is wait, there he is, being rescued.
	There he is.
	That's John Brennan.
	What I think's going on with John Brennan is his wife's bullying him, talking about Islam all the time.
	He likes it.
	He's submissive.
	And he's parroting her contempt for the West, for white males, for Christianity.
	And he's a cuck.
	And I think Bill Burr is the same way.
	You listen to Bill Burr's stand-up, and it sounds like Wanda Sykes.
	He sounds like a black woman right now.
	All he talks about is white women and how they're piggybacking on the civil rights movement, and they've been benefiting from all these white males and fucking white bitches, those skinny ass bitches.
	That's Bill Burr's bit.
	Bill Burr, John Brennan, pussy-whipped cucks.
	Anyway, go back to that clip.
	So that's the context here.
	We have white male hater Joy Reed, and then we have white male hater John Brennan, and then we have this clown who takes things at face value.
	More guns, more crime, right?
	He's incapable of counterintuitive thinking, and anti-fascists are against fascism because they said they are.
	And Osama bin Laden attacked us on 9-11 because of our foreign policy.
	If we had better foreign policy, then we wouldn't have been attacked.
	Why Osama bin Laden said so?
	Is that a trans chink?
	It does look like a trink.
	A trink?
	This is him saying he's embarrassed.
	At best, hypocritical at the safety of law enforcement.
	Well, I must say, to Claire's point, I'm increasingly embarrassed to be a white male these days.
	What I see of my other white males saying.
	But it just shows.
	So this guy, by the way, did exactly what Roger Stone did.
	He lied to the FBI during an investigation, but because he's on the left, he got a gig as a CNN contributor, I believe.
	He's also on MSNBC, or maybe he's an MSNBC contributor.
	But he got a great fluffy media gig, whereas Roger Stone almost lost his life, and he would have if he wasn't pardoned by Trump.
	Anyway, sorry, go ahead.
	There is no equivalency by any measure between Antifa or any political left terrorism right now and what's going on on the political right.
	And I always like to remind people when they hear Antifa, that means anti-fascist, which is in response to another.
	So if you have Antifa, then you have FAO, or as in fascists, which comes down to white supremacy.
	It's the number one issue in the country in terms of domestic terrorism and terrorism overall.
	And it's followed up very closely behind by anti-government militia groups.
	And that's really where the FBI, I think Director Ray said that today.
	He's going to focus on that.
	I would like to see our elected leaders focus on that as well.
	Can you believe that?
	And you know, called them simpletons.
	Can you believe that level of naivete?
	The only question is, are they feigning ignorance or are they really that stupid?
	Where is Antifa most active?
	In the Pacific Northwest, Seattle and Portland.
	That's where they're going nuts on a daily basis.
	They're probably rioting right now as we speak.
	So if they're a reaction to FA, then those must be the most fascist places in the country, right?
	Portland and Seattle must be rife with fascism, with cops shooting black people for no reason.
	Now you clearly know they're not.
	So what the fuck are you talking about?
	What are you talking about?
	Again, the lack of logic.
	Out of all of those people that were banned, we only have that one cartoon that has a grain of truth.
	And with this, he says, if you see Antifa, they're reacting to fascism.
	Okay, show me the fascism in Seattle and Portland.
	I mean, if you're going to make that stupid argument, then talk about the south side of Chicago or Baltimore, Alabama.
	Maybe you'll find some racism down there.
	Speaking of...
	And what did we have?
	We had the storming of the Capitol.
	Yes, that was bad.
	You got us.
	Bad move on the right.
	But no one was hurt.
	No damage.
	I mean, a little bit of damage.
	A couple windows.
	Only person that was hurt was us.
	And you've been rioting non-stop across the country.
	So you're right.
	There is no equivalence.
	You have one versus, I would say, millions.
	$3 billion of damage.
	Every city has experienced riots.
	Every state has had statues pulled down.
	And it's been going on for a year.
	They've been fucking destroying struggling businesses during a pandemic.
	You're right.
	That's not even close to wandering in the Capitol, grabbing a podium, sitting at a desk, and posing for selfies.
	And they just stormed the Capitol in Georgia.
	Was that dangerous?
	Look at her.
	Remember Taneshi Coates said white people walk around like they own the place?
	And I said, I've only ever seen that with black women.
	A cop is making an announcement that he's going to arrest people, and she sticks her head in his bullhorn.
	Is that someone who thinks she owns the place or what?
	Look at her.
	Yeah, I think white women more so feel like they want to talk to whoever owns the place.
	Where's the manager?
	She's like, what are you going to do, bitch?
	Looks yelling at the cop.
	I like their uniforms down there.
	Then we have John Solomon.
	I saw Amy Siskin say it's confirmed and Tifa had nothing to do with the storming of the Capitol.
	Ah, fudge.
	They got suspended.
	Wait a minute.
	I think I predicted this.
	I may have predicted this.
	Wait a second.
	Rye guy.
	Wait, wait.
	Is Andy No?
	Wait, Andy No suspended?
	Let me see.
	No, no, no, he's not.
	So who's the person that?
	John Sullivan.
	Oh, he's gone.
	I got Ben Shapiro.
	He's gone.
	Iron York.
	Jim Bowman.
	Penis Varts.
	I didn't screen grab it.
	Or did I?
	Yes, I did.
	I got it, folks.
	Yes.
	We cross our T's and dot our I's here.
	I'll email it to you right now.
	I'm so glad I got that.
	Jaden X is his name.
	Jaden X is, of course, John Sullivan.
	And John Sullivan was at the Capitol.
	I don't know what the fuck the FBI is talking about when they say there's no evidence of Antifa being there.
	John Sullivan is Antifa.
	He was there.
	He was dressed in MAGA gear.
	He documented all this.
	He's in court now.
	They've charged him, and they said don't go on social media.
	So I think his lawyer had him delete his account.
	But he went on social media anyway because he's a retard.
	And he put up this bizarre tweet.
	Right-wing journalist Mr. Andy No is at the Capitol riots, then fled to Paris the day after to avoid prosecution from the U.S. government.
	Seems like someone is guilty.
	He needs some accountability.
	And then look at the picture.
	Timestamp is 826.
	Like, I'm not the biggest Asian expert in the world, but that is so obviously not Andy No.
	And Andy No has documented proof that he wasn't even in the country.
	That's Andy Knott.
	That's Andy Knott.
	Andy.
	Oh, no.
	Oh, no.
	Oh, no, no, no.
	So this dummy is violating the terms of his bail by going on social media.
	And John Sullivan was the guy who, I think, got Ashley Babbitt killed because he said, come on, let's go.
	Let's go.
	And she listened to him and jumped through that broken window, and that's when she got shot.
	This dude's dumb.
	But for some reason, the FBI isn't saying that Antifa was there.
	The good news is that the FBI has said, we're not classifying Antifa as a terrorist organization.
	We're also not classifying Proud Boys as a terrorist organization.
	Thank God.
	That's after 30.
	I didn't number it.
	Between 30 and 31.
	FBI does not consider the Proud Boys a domestic terrorist group.
	Oh, this is Epoch Times is a really hard one to watch for free.
	I think you've got to go on some crazy VPN shit to get it for free.
	No, that's not how you do it.
	Do it what I said.
	But in that article, they say, um, the Proud Boys through the use of encrypted communication.
	Oh, no, I'm sorry, that's a different article.
	Yeah.
	They said, they said what they always say.
	They said, we don't do that with groups.
	Like with the Hells Angels.
	If someone is dealing heroin in the Hell's Angels, well, they wouldn't allow that.
	But if someone's dealing Coke in the Hells Angels, they deal with that guy.
	They don't go and investigate the Hells Angels as a Coke-dealing biker club.
	And that's what they're doing with both Antifa and Proud Boys with this.
	They're just saying, we're looking at individuals and what those individuals' actions were.
	Of course, you go up in Canada and they say, no, we have no problem calling the entire organization a terrorist organization because of what some members who are affiliated with the club did as civilians in another country in America on January 6th.
	So much fucking scrutiny on these people on Jan 6.
	Isn't it amazing?
	Does anyone see what I see?
	I see a relatively uneventful piece of vandalism treated like the end of the world and then a year of absolute chaos completely ignored.
	What percentage of America sees that?
	How many people are able to ignore 10 months of absolute chaos in this country and focus on that one dumb move?
	Asked about the FBI class, Ray told lawmakers, I don't think we have treated the Proud Boys itself as a domestic terrorism group, but we certainly have individuals, he began adding, well, there is, as meaning as center under federal law and U.S. law, domestic terrorism,
	the same way there is for foreign terrorist organizations.
	So the opposite of Canada, really, because Canada's lumped Proud Boys in with ISIS.
	All right, this brings us to Proud Boys.
	Let's start the Proud Boys interstitial, because there's a lot to talk about.
	Just give them something to talk about.
	Start fights, we finish them.
	Proud boys don't start fights.
	They finish out of your boys.
	I'll make you proud of your boys.
	Proud boys, stand back and stand by.
	So this is really bad.
	3-1.
	There's a sentence in here that I find incredibly damning because despite the FBI saying they're not treating them as terrorists, the prosecutors are definitely going with that angle, and they seem to be really focusing on Rufio Panman, pictured right there with the bullhorn.
	He was the guy who knocked out that Antifa so hard, his sunglasses went flying off, and the guy passed out standing up.
	They called it the punch heard around the world.
	And at the next Proud Boys meetup in New York, there was maybe 100 dudes there.
	Too many.
	But here's the specific thing that is a red flag and should alarm you as an innocent citizen.
	Dressed in black, wearing a tactical vest, led the Proud Boys through the use of encrypted communications and military-style equipment, prosecutors allege.
	So that's not great, but here's the smoking gun.
	And he led them with the specific plans to split up into groups, attempt to break into the Capitol building, form as many different points as possible, and here we go.
	Here's the million-dollar sentence.
	And prevent the joint session of Congress from certifying the Electoral College results.
	Now, that's a lie.
	That's not what they were trying to do.
	But if you recall, the DA was asked how he classifies terrorism, and he said, again, this is all garbage, but this is their argument, that Antifa's fine because the vandalism happened at night.
	So it wasn't trying to prevent the government doing anything.
	Now, clearly, these guys weren't trying to prevent the capital.
	They were just saying, fuck you.
	They had no agenda to stop the Electoral College.
	You're giving it way too much credit.
	However, if that's appearing in the courts, they are trying to crowbar these actions into what the DA defined as terrorism.
	The DA said, if you do it at night, it's just vandalism.
	If you do it in the day, it's domestic terrorism because you're trying to stop the government from doing their jobs.
	Now, that's bullshit.
	Terrorism is terrorism.
	Terrorism is any act of violence meant to procure political gains.
	So if I punch every Democrat in my neighborhood in the face, no matter what time of day it is, I'm trying to make you feel scared to be a Democrat.
	That's terrorism.
	The guy who planted the bomb, by the way, all of this scrutiny, we've got the Washington Post, we've got the Wall Street Journal, we've got the New York Times, pouring over video data, staring at these faces, identifying everyone.
	They caught the guy who looks like me, and they got everyone.
	Zero attention on the pipe bomb.
	Remember the pipe bomb?
	There was one at the RNC, one at the DNC, sorry, one at the GOP headquarters, one at the DNC headquarters.
	We have no information.
	It's another Las Vegas.
	We don't know anything about it at all, but we know who broke the window, and we know who sat at Nancy Pelosi's desk.
	We know the guy with the horns on his buffalo head.
	I saw this yesterday.
	This is kind of good news for the meantime.
	Probably will be released pending trial.
	The judge called it a close case, but found that the government's arguments wanting read the strength of evidence that he aided, abetted, others in destroying property.
	Wow, this is huge.
	During the hearing, the government sort of backed off a claim that Nordin led others in a plan to split into groups.
	Oh, you know why they backed off?
	Because they got his phone records and saw everything and realized that they had just made it up.
	They said he had tactical walkie-talkies.
	Well, yes, he had ordered them, but they didn't arrive in time.
	Oh, but you wanted to.
	Well, that's pretty flimsy.
	Government said it stood by, but since it was disputed, it would be withdrawed as a factor for consideration.
	Chef Judge Beryl Howell noted that other probably defendants, including some with similar leadership roles who were accused of property destruction, were released without opposition from the government.
	She had concerns about consistency in these cases.
	Oh, no, she sounds like she might be fair.
	Is she Black?
	Oh, I don't know.
	Beryl sounds black.
	And that sounds racist that I said that, but the percentage of black judges that are conservative is very, very small.
	What it came down to for the judge was that she didn't see enough evidence from the government about what exactly Nordine did at the Capitol that would rise to the level of warranting pre-trial detention and none that he himself destroyed property or assaulted anyone.
	Fantastic.
	Oh, this is good news.
	That's good.
	Because what I was just reading about prevent the joint session of Congress, right?
	That is the DA's definition.
	It doesn't matter what the truth is.
	That's the DA's definition of terrorism.
	So it looked like they're trying to pin terrorism on Nordeen, which is real bad because that's like 15 years.
	I think that's what they want, but I...
	I know this is what you want, and I'm not sorry.
	But I don't think they're going to get it because there's no evidence.
	I mean, there was no evidence that Max and Dean, I mean, Max and John were roaming the streets looking to beat up people, but they got four years.
	So I could go either way at this point.
	Yeah.
	Can you look up Judge Beryl Howell?
	B-E-R-Y-L-H-O-W-E-L-L?
	Oh, no.
	Oh, no.
	Oh, good.
	The odds are higher that she's remotely conservative.
	Judge shuts down what?
	Multi-million dollar loophole.
	Okay, that's not political.
	Release 200 secret government surveillance requests.
	That sounds good.
	Just released 200 secret.
	That sounds good.
	Yep.
	Obama appointed.
	That's a step back.
	And you discriminate against minorities.
	Uh-oh.
	That's bad.
	All right.
	Another reason they might not want to go too deep in the weeds with this trial is that word got out that Trump ordered 10,000 troops to protect the Capitol.
	And Nancy Pelosi said no.
	10,000 troops.
	That's 3-2.
	Now, that makes you wonder, did she want the Capitol to get stormed?
	Or is she just an imbecile?
	I know someone who worked for her, and they said looking into her eyes was like looking into the eyes of a dead goat.
	Yeah.
	But it's also possible that they wanted this.
	They're sure acting like they did.
	You got to judge, too, by how much press the thing gets afterwards.
	And Charlottesville, Heather Heyer, we heard about that every day for, we still are.
	And the capital is still on everyone's lips.
	And I think that in and of itself is proof that they were a setup because they wanted it to become a media talking point.
	Jump scare.
	Here's 3-2.
	Yeah, we showed 3-2.
	Let's go to 3-3 here.
	The FBI loves Proud Boys more than Cuomo loves young girls.
	And they're just not investigating.
	Oh, we showed that meme yesterday.
	They're not investigating Antifa.
	And they have.
	They say there's no evidence of Antifa being there.
	Who's John Sullivan?
	Why is he on trial?
	And then I asked myself, the way they're treating this insurgents, was it so horrific?
	The only fatal shot fired was by the government on an unarmed civilian.
	We still don't know the name of Ashley Babbitt's killer.
	True.
	Zero guns seized from those arrested.
	It was not an armed insurrection.
	Meanwhile, within an hour of sitting down, all the jurors on the George Floyd case were doxxed.
	Their home addresses were realized.
	Yep.
	Did you see all the fences and trenches and razor wire that are in Minneapolis ready for the not guilty verdict?
	He's not guilty.
	Yeah, that's why they did that.
	Actually, that was something I wanted to show.
	Jack Pasobic, it's right before, it's not numbered here.
	It's between 33 and 30.
	And it says, pozo nails dude who doesn't think the knee on the head is part of their training.
	Got it.
	Punching in the face is part of their training, too.
	If you've ever been punched in the face, it reboots your hard drive.
	It's a doozy.
	So some guy, click on that tweet so we can see what it's the reaction to.
	It says it's unavailable on the bottom.
	Oh, he deleted it, of course.
	Okay, then.
	There you go.
	Is that it?
	No.
	Tweets from Mr. Someone said to him, yeah, it's gone now, but I should have taken a picture of it.
	I'm just going to start taking pictures of every tweet.
	You're not trained to kneel on the neck.
	You're actually supposed to be kneeling across the shoulder blades and your crotch above the head neck.
	This is to balance you as you hold them still.
	And then he had a tweet that's been deleted that said, don't tell me you're so fucking stupid that you think what they did was part of their training.
	And then Jack Pasobic, who Ezra Levant must really regret firing.
	I don't know why I did that.
	But show the tweet I put up?
	The original one?
	Yeah.
	Here is the training slide from the Minneapolis Police Department.
	Look familiar?
	Okay, they're in handcuffs.
	Now what?
	Sudden cardiac arrest typically occurs immediately following a violent struggle.
	Place the subject in the recovery position to alleviate positional asphyxia.
	Once in handcuffs, get EMS on the scene quickly to monitor and transport.
	Sign a transport hold on these individuals.
	Aren't the rookies that were with them fired?
	I think they're gone now.
	He's just doing what he was told.
	Of course, because we live in a world where dogs walking on their hind legs must be torture, because it seems that way, then if this, if Derek Chauvin is released, there's going to be fucking chaos.
	Just like the guy who beat up Rodney King, who was totally in the right to do so.
	I tell you, I get no respect.
	This is kind of ancient news at this point, but right after the day that we talked to Enrique, El Rike, he was on a total press tour 4-6.
	Is that the best move right now, Henry?
	Proud Boyce Chairman tells Seven News Group is misunderstood.
	Yes, that's good.
	I'm glad you're saying that.
	Wait, what the?
	This is the whole thing?
	Oh, okay.
	They blur it out his hat.
	I think his hat said Roger Stone did nothing wrong.
	Holy schmokes.
	Stand back and stand by.
	It's a statement made by the president that is now causing a lot of controversy after his first face-off with Joe Biden.
	That was his response when asked to denounce a group often linked to white supremacy.
	Sevens Maris Elabergo is now speaking with the group's chairman about those comments.
	Give me a name, give me a name.
	White supremacists and white meetings.
	It's the most talked about exchange during Tuesday night presidential debate.
	Proud boys, stand back and stand by.
	Following that scream from the president, a roar of criticism over his reluctance to denounce white supremacists.
	I've always denounced any form.
	Any form.
	He has a million times.
	We all do.
	It's so boring.
	The president says he doesn't know anything about the far-right group.
	I don't know who the Proud Boys are.
	They have to stand down, let law enforcement do their work.
	We don't consider it an endorsement by the president at all.
	Enrique Tario is the international chairman of the Proud Boys, and he lives right here in South Florida.
	He reminds people Joe Biden mentioned their name on the big stage, not the president.
	I believe stand back was kind of like answering Chris Wallace's question where he said to stand down and he used the word stand back.
	But I think the point of controversy is the whole standby thing.
	And what I took from it at least is pretty much stand by me.
	The Florida Regional Director of the Anti-Defamation League considers the president's phrase, stand back and stand by, alarming.
	Rather than a full condemnation of white supremacy or right-wing extremism, it is unacceptable and dangerous.
	How do you think she got that gig?
	I think her husband has a lot of money.
	He does shipping.
	And he donated to them under the condition that she becomes their rep in her area.
	And it keeps her busy.
	She goes to little meetings.
	She tweets.
	And he's happy.
	She's happy.
	Do they give you...
	The person that's not happy is the truth.
	Do they give you those glasses for free after you purchase five cats?
	Period.
	But isn't that funny how they sit there and just boldly talk about white supremacy with a black Afro-Cuban?
	That's their white supremacists.
	And it reminded me of the demand for Nazis is so high they'll take anyone now, including Antoine Watson.
	Remember him?
	That was 4-7.
	I'm just reminding you of things we've already covered because this is white supremacy in America.
	That kid in the orange jumpsuit is an example of white supremacy, white nationalism.
	Antoine Watson is the man who beat that old Asian man to death, probably just because, just to watch him die.
	And that's white supremacy, which is exactly like the Indian kids that we keep talking about, who pissed on a bunch of black girls, called them the N-word, and that was how whiteness has evolved by a painter named Nell Irvin Painter.
	An assault at a new job.
	Remember that one?
	They're enacting white.
	These are the kind of articles I have bookmarked.
	And then they say.
	Oh, this is a weird quote.
	I just have randomly.
	We're investigating potential ties between those physically involved in the attack on the Capitol and individuals who may have influenced them, such as Roger Stone, Alex Jones, and Ali Alexander, said a U.S. official who, like others interviewed for this report, spoke on the condition of anonymity.
	I don't know what I pasted that from.
	You know, last I heard that the FBI was upset that people were drawing that conclusion that they were investigating Stone or Ali Alexander or anything like that?
	They were like, no.
	And that's harmful to spread bullshit like that.
	Yeah.
	You know, people kept insisting that the FBI was on that.
	Well, I remember when they said the FBI classified Proud Boys as an extremist organization.
	And then I finally had a journalist who called me and said, yeah, I looked into it.
	They haven't done that.
	And I said, I've talked to maybe 15 journalists about this.
	You're the first one who actually contacted the FBI and asked them.
	Everyone else just said, I heard it from the Guardian, this shittily toothed dunce at the Guardian, Jason Wilson.
	He heard about it through that leaked document that was at some pissy little police station in Vancouver, Washington.
	Some guy just put it in a report to justify him firing this girl who had a Proud Boy's girl shirt.
	And he said, ah, they've been classified as a terrorist organization.
	That became the fact.
	Leaked documents.
	No, random memo, moron.
	Anyway, long show.
	I think it's time for the Mail B. Ryan, shut up, you don't have a death.
	Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailback.
	Here's a random one that just popped into my inbox because I was looking up Cardi B. I thought it was funny that Wet Ass Pussy was considered a wonderful anthem, and Dr. Zeus is disgusting.
	But her name's Cardin, and she goes, viral footage of double knockout more than meets the eye.
	Video of a man knocking out two people in a matter of seconds on Darwin's party strip has gone viral on social media, but there's more to this incident than meets the eye.
	Do you have that?
	Yesterday at 1.56 p.m.
	Oh, okay.
	Yesterday.
	This thing meets the eye.
	Tell us what it is, Transformer.
	Of a man knocking out two people in a matter of seconds on the Mitchell Street party strip has gone viral on social media.
	But as Nines explains, there's more to this incident.
	Dude, what race are you?
	I like it.
	It's a moment of Mitchell Street.
	Delivered the blows.
	The woman charging.
	She's instantly knocked out and left unresponsive on the roadway.
	A male then rushes in.
	He drops his milk before he also drops to the ground.
	It's left-right good night within five seconds as the man that threw the single punches is confronted Again.
	Police have told Nine News he is actually the victim.
	Police allege moments earlier inside a nightclub, the male in the yellow shirt inappropriately touched the other man's girlfriend.
	After a confrontation between the pair, the man in yellow allegedly started a fake.
	Boring.
	Thanks for your boring email, boring girl.
	I thought it was going to be, it was fake.
	And he had paid actors to, because he wanted to have a viral video.
	More than meets the eye.
	I mean, didn't we all figure that there was something like that behind it?
	Isn't that what all bar fights are?
	Dear GNR, the car last night that talked about the pyramids was getting something interesting.
	Oh, great.
	Is everybody on this planet a tree planner?
	Are all our subscribers flat earth lunatics?
	Let me start out by saying that yes, I believe dinosaurs are real.
	Wow.
	Although what we know about them might not be as concrete as the mainstream tells us.
	The reason I put that caveat is sometimes when you look in evidence for widely held scientific beliefs, the evidence is underwhelming.
	Take the pyramids, for example.
	Something that I have actually studied a lot.
	Everything we quote unquote know about the Great Pyramids of Giza is a complete guess from modern academia with basically no evidence.
	The truth is that we have no idea why or how or even when they were built.
	Check out this video if you want to know more.
	Yeah, let me watch more YouTube videos by illiterate boobs who talk about dogs not walking on their hind legs.
	What's this now?
	Familiar with?
	Never utilize these as tombs.
	I mean, take for example the steppe pyramid of Saqqara, which, I mean, shares no resemblance whatsoever to that of the pyramids of Giza.
	The size and precision of the stone blocks, the internal structure, nothing about it shares any of the characteristics of that of the Great Pyramid.
	And it's interesting because the mainstream will tell you that this pyramid was built 2,000 years after that of the Great Pyramid of Giza.
	So why is the technology regressing?
	I mean, that is interesting.
	But this pyramid actually did have burial sites, and they were dated at 2,600 years ago.
	So again, 2,000 years after the Great Pyramids of Giza.
	Boring.
	Hello, Gavine McAnis and Ryan Katchit River.
	I'm sitting in the waiting room while my pregnant wife does her first trimester checkup.
	I hope you don't have the retard thing.
	And decided to see what Yucunts would look like as a woman and an old person.
	Enjoy.
	Also, moved to Flathead Valley, Montana.
	I grew up thinking once I left Montana, I would find all these other states that I would enjoy more.
	And I didn't at all.
	You really feel closer to God in Montana, and the day-to-day bullshit of most of these states doesn't occur here.
	Also, the liberals here don't hardly ever talk shit because they know that they will get their ass kicked.
	And then we have Ryan as an old guy.
	I look awesome.
	I actually look like that now, though.
	It just looks like you've dyed your hair.
	Yeah, just slightly whiter hair.
	Next.
	Is that me as a woman?
	I think that's you as a woman.
	That looks like my daughter.
	Very attractive.
	Next.
	It's me as an old faggot.
	Yep, that's where.
	And look, look, you're going to have nothing going on, too, when you're old.
	Where do you work?
	You literally work at a dead end.
	I live on Wroxham Road.
	Oh, that's where you went to the border, right?
	Yep.
	Oh, you're a hot woman.
	Yeah, no shit.
	Maybe I'll let you blow me if you shave your mustache and put a wig on.
	I will not.
	There will be no Cuomo sexuality in this office.
	This is from another guy named Ryan.
	I've asked several times for a way to meet and greet prowboys in my area.
	I live in Washington, blah, blah, blah.
	Come on, help a brother out.
	No, that's not my job, dude.
	Trying to subscribe.
	Uh-oh, that's not good.
	I've been trying to subscribe to Censor.tv since I heard about it on Michael Graves show.
	My husband and I are huge fans of Michael, blah, blah, blah.
	Yeah, we have a new show.
	That's what I was trying to say before, speaking about.
	No, we're not announcing it yet, you absolute fucking imbecile.
	It's posted already.
	It is?
	You haven't seen the group chats, but yes.
	They have an episode.
	It's out.
	Well, why didn't anyone tell me?
	It's been in the group chats.
	I mean, I've been telling them, hey, we're filming a show, so, you know, anything you want to do.
	Oh, it happened within the past few seconds.
	Apparently, it was supposed to.
	Oh, so we have the new show out.
	Michael Graves, singer of the Misfits, has a show out called Radio Deadly, and the pilot is up right now.
	Michael Graves introduces himself to the censored.tv audience.
	He discusses what got him into this movement, singing for the Misfits, being a conservative, shit like that.
	I apologize, Ryan.
	I did not know.
	It's all right.
	Cool.
	So who did Paul do the intro?
	Yes.
	I got to get a better thumbnail, though, so I'm on that.
	Okay.
	That's fun and exciting.
	I alluded to that yesterday.
	So anyway, sorry.
	When he announced, blah, blah, I immediately went onto your site to sign up.
	However, I enter the promo code GRAIZE.
	I receive an error message.
	Are you sure it's not Grave?
	No?
	I understand that I can just go ahead and sign up with other code, but I want Michael to get the credit for my family signing up.
	Yes.
	Thank you so much for your help.
	We love him.
	Blah, blah, blah.
	All right, so I'll send that to tech support.
	That's a concern.
	Boop.
	Zigga, Zigga, Zigga, Zong, Gazang.
	Shows for toddlers.
	Dear Mail Scorpio, I'm having trouble these days funny.
	Good shows and content for my toddlers.
	I have three-year-old twin boys now that we've graduated past.
	Yo, Gabba, Gabba, dude.
	Yo, Gabba, Gabba.
	Anyway, so he's got a bunch of questions about that.
	Sarah, Gavin, I love your stuff.
	I'd like to recommend the war movie Come and See.
	It's an older Russian film that is all the war and none of the glory.
	Deeply moving and incredibly visceral.
	Okay, that's good to know.
	Let me put that on my list.
	Come and see.
	Come and see.
	Et vaslang samasprechen.
	Looks like we've tried to watch this before.
	Jump in the middle.
	Oh, it's someone talking about it.
	And even makeup resemble what you would see In a horror film rather than a war film.
	The entire film was shot with natural lighting, meaning many scenes shot in naturally darker areas had to be filmed with much faster film stock.
	As a result of the faster film stock, the film is extremely grainy, perfectly matching the grittiness of the film's subject matter.
	How many Russians died in World War II?
	This number always shocks me.
	Oh, just 27 million.
	That's not bad.
	Only 27 million Russians died.
	Holy fuck.
	That's a lot.
	I heard one of their weapons was just driving the Germans insane with the bodies.
	Like you kill 300 people in an hour and you start to lose your mind.
	Oh, wow.
	Nice weapon.
	Why aren't there height classes in basketball?
	Or weight classes in football like there are weight classes in boxing?
	It's just as much of an advantage.
	Height power.
	Oi niggas.
	I thought this banger would be great to open the show.
	And it's half-breed by Cher.
	You know she's lying in this song?
	She's not a half-breed.
	She's a gypsy.
	She's just white.
	Thief.
	Gypsy Temple.
	My father married up your cherofie.
	My mother's people were ashamed of me.
	The Indians said that I was white by law.
	The white man always called me.
	Her mother claims she was Cherokee and English and German, just like everyone.
	We talked about this yesterday.
	For the millionth time, you're not an American Indian unless people ask you if you're Chinese.
	The end.
	What's up, fellas?
	Want to bring your attention to the movie John Travolta, White Man's Burden, and how what went on in the movie is exactly what's happening now in society.
	You and Ryan should watch the movie for an episode.
	Pretty fucking bonkers.
	How could a movie with John Travolta be good?
	Also, dirt, dude, I'm reading your book, and you were pretty much a legend, dude.
	Thanks.
	Allegedly.
	Honestly, for fuck's sake, some of your stories.
	Wow.
	Anyway, stay safe, guys.
	Lewis Pinnock is a hard-working man, struggling to provide for his family.
	How my cards are stacked against him.
	Barriers still exist.
	Next time you have something to live in the house, can you send someone other than 100% better?
	But in this world, the roles are reversed.
	How many times has this been done?
	I can't keep you on anymore.
	So when Lewis is unfairly fired from his job.
	Well, tell him that I just lost my job at the factory, and I need to talk to him.
	It's important.
	Why does he have like a black voice thing going on?
	Well, they're reversing the roles.
	Can you imagine if the races were reversed?
	He decides to get even.
	The only way he knows how.
	This movie looks like it assumes that you're racist, so the only way you can feel empathy is if you switch the races in a movie, and all of a sudden you'll understand what the black man's going through.
	It's like that my fucking liberal friend who told me that she wants my kids to be flamboyantly gay because it's the only way I could ever have sympathy for gays.
	A dude calls Stern every week.
	We're bored of him.
	Here's my pet monster watching censor.tv.
	That's fun.
	That's Biden.
	Can you pick?
	How'd you get that?
	What the fuck happened to Ryan?
	Make Ryan funny again.
	What the fuck happened to Ryan?
	Did he stop taking his meds or something?
	Seriously, he's fallen off a cliff the last few weeks.
	You hear that, Ryan?
	How so?
	They're saying you're not funny anymore.
	Oh, ouch.
	Yeah, that's some real painful stuff.
	You haven't done any impressions in a while, and that's why you're here on the show.
	I think your tolerance for any anagan or shenanigan of mine has lowered a little bit.
	There's been kind of a lot more aggression in the past week or two, and then it kind of dipped down.
	This week's been really nice.
	But yeah, something happened.
	So it's my fault.
	Well, I made you less funny by being too mean.
	It's not your fault, but I mean, there's, you know, when you...
	It was, you know, you're not really a pleasant environment sometimes when you're just yelling at me for things that you could just let go.
	But sometimes you'll be really fine-tuned into things that annoy you about me, but sometimes you'll let them go and we have fun.
	But last week was kind of rough.
	There was a lot of anger towards me.
	And a lot of mistakes.
	You know what?
	No.
	A lot of mistakes that I made.
	But this week's been a lot of fun.
	Gav, Africa is a wonderful place.
	Albinos of Malawi are begging their government and the international community for help.
	They're being hunted to extinction for use in witchcraft ceremonies.
	I'm sure we did the same thing 2,000 years ago.
	How fucking far behind is Africa?
	I think we probably did that to albinos so long ago that it's not written down.
	It's like pre-Bible.
	Stop calling them albinos.
	Sounds delicious.
	They're albinos.
	That's why they're eating them.
	I'm concerned about their security because they are still stigmatized and laughed at.
	Some days I wonder if they'll come home from school or if they'll be abducted.
	Sometimes people call me names.
	Like once, someone told me, you albinos are only good for money.
	You are just money.
	Here's the thing, though.
	You can't hunt an albino into extinction.
	Oh, because they'll always pop up.
	It's a random thing that happens.
	Yeah, that's like one in, I don't know, A million?
	If the races were reversed and there was like a white primitive area and they're all white and then sometimes some weird thing made their skin all black and they were being hunted, that would not be a racism thing?
	I believe it would.
	Yeah.
	There's no, they don't link this at all to the skin color difference.
	Oh, she's just titty feeding.
	No, it's not that.
	They just look very, very different.
	This is the same continent where they chop bald people's heads open because they think there's money inside.
	They think midgets have voodoo powers.
	Get the fuck out of there, dude.
	We should have a program.
	Get albinos out of there.
	White farmers and albinos should be allowed.
	They should be top of our refugee list.
	Fucking backwards shithole.
	This is from Brian.
	Why do you read so many fucking dud letters when dudes like me send you gold and you never read it?
	Do you read the retard letters on purpose?
	Yes, it's funny watching you get angry, but now I'm starting to get angry at these fucking letters.
	And then he proceeds to prove that he's better than everyone by sending us the oldest South Park meme in the book.
	This is the one where just jump ahead.
	That's the Nagger's thing.
	Seconds, Mr. Marsh.
	All right, I'd like to solve the problem.
	This is his gold.
	This is an interesting thing about young people today.
	They're so fucking arrogant.
	I think his favorite restaurant is Buffalo Wild Wings.
	Correct me if I'm wrong.
	I don't get it.
	That's just like a normie kind of.
	I like South Park, Buffalo Wildwings.
	But he's also like, you guys put up all this shit and then you ignore my gold.
	Here's an ancient naggers meme, which even as a joke is ancient.
	It was in Zoolander.
	Zoolander 2.
	Ben Starter's like, no, I misunderstood.
	I hate naggers.
	I like how he pretty much puts his feet up and like leans back, skip to 29 seconds and enjoy.
	Yeah.
	Nailed it.
	I rock.
	He dropped the mic in an email.
	Okay, here we go.
	Lost kids found 150 and far out there kidnapped.
	And then it cuts off.
	What's going on here?
	What does he say?
	Lost kids found 150 and far out there child kidnapping ring.
	Kids being taken for occult ritual abuse, according to this former state rep. If you're looking for an interesting rabbit hole, former FBI agent Ted Gunderson, he gets into child kidnapping rings, satanic ritual abuse, and other stuff.
	His interviews with Chip Tatum on Iran Contra are very interesting.
	We have a drug war going on while the CIA is the biggest cocaine dealer in the country.
	Alex Jones, Ted Gunderson.
	The article is not related to the video.
	You brought up lost stolen kids a few times, and I thought this article would help you out.
	The video, however, is a look into why and what might be going on with this kind of stuff.
	I don't know if it's real or not, but it wouldn't shock me if it was.
	And then he has an InfoWars link.
	Back to your newsrooms.
	It'll be available for that.
	Boring.
	But thank you.
	And then we have another InfoWars right after.
	It came in hours before that.
	Dear McBriddle Ribs and Dino Denier, check out this report from Bann Video.
	Timestamp 4215.
	Thank you for the timestamp.
	Okay, you're right.
	Rioters, they're waving Confederate flags.
	They're hanging nooses on the front lawn.
	They're verbally assaulting a Jewish reporter outside the Capitol.
	And you are cattle today.
	That refers to cow cars that were used to transport Jews to Nazi death camps during the Holocaust.
	This violent attack in the Capitol featured followers from the anti-Semitic QAnon conspiracy theory.
	So, Mr. Conte, on January 4th, Metro Police Department arrested Enrique Torillo, leader of the racist anti-Semitic Proud Boys hate group.
	For the record, the Proud Boys are not an anti-Semitic white supremacist organization.
	But the irony here is that I'm an egalitarian.
	I'm an anti-racist.
	I'm a pro-gay, pro-women's rights individual, the same punk rocker I was when I was 18.
	But now the Nazi skinheads I'm fighting are you social justice warriors?
	I started a men's club called the Proud Boys, and we have one caveat, and that is you have to be a Western chauvinist.
	Now, liberals are lazy, so they hear the word chauvinist, and they assume male chauvinists, and that's why I use that word, because they're too lazy to look it up, and it just means a nationalist, a patriot.
	And you have to think the West is the best.
	And it exploded.
	But much like the Charlottesville hoax.
	You got a lot of bad people in the other group, Jeff.
	This might be today the first time the news networks played those full remarks in their context.
	The immigrant children in cages deception.
	It's kind of hypnotizing to see a fair piece.
	I know, hey, it's so rare.
	It's like, uh.
	And I also.
	Oh, wait, my brain just died.
	Running out of steam here.
	We know this is.
	It's hypnotizing watching a fair piece.
	InfoWars.
	All right, we get it.
	Oh, yeah.
	What this is doing with the media constantly crying wolf is you're just losing your base, media.
	I mean, I talk to people all the time.
	I'm a chatty Kathy.
	I talk to cab drivers, people on the train.
	I'm always asking people questions.
	I like to get to know people.
	And I'm telling you, there is definitely a big uptick in people going, I don't watch the news anymore.
	It's all lies.
	And I'm talking about men, women, right, left, working class, middle class, upper class.
	They're all bored.
	And the shit, like that meme we showed with the Land of Lakes and all that stuff, like when you ban Dr. Zeus, you lose followers.
	The normies have had enough.
	You lost your normies.
	And when you lose your normies, you lose money.
	You don't have an audience.
	So the media's fucked up one too many times.
	I am done.
	You're done.
	I'm done.
	Watch Three Lazy Mice on YouTube.
	Video drop for Title Tour Journalist.
	Starts at 105.
	It hasn't peeped into your brain here.
	I'm hired by the Cart NARCs.
	We are an organization of NARCs.
	Go away.
	You don't work for them.
	Fuck off.
	I work for humanity at Loff State.
	There should be no effing and no offing.
	Sir.
	Go effing and no offing.
	Why not?
	Well, yeah, that's why it's called common courtesy.
	It should be common.
	I think that was the drop, right?
	I mean, we could literally watch that whole thing.
	I know.
	I could watch him for days.
	It's dangerous, so I had to cut us off.
	He gets people so angry.
	Fuck off.
	He's such a little pestilent fuck.
	Isn't it obvious?
	Like, when he says there's no effing and no offing, isn't it clear?
	Like, even if there was a guy actually like that, I'd be like, where do you come from?
	Yeah, how do you know?
	You don't like F off?
	Is that it?
	Like, I'd want to talk to him.
	My desire to augment that interaction would be impossible to deny.
	Whoa.
	When did you get so fancy?
	I don't know.
	Dear bitch knows and likes to have face touched homo.
	Those are accurate insults.
	I forgot that.
	I actually have a drinking smoking game based on your Canadian words.
	I don't drink.
	I hit off a bong.
	Gavin words are chasm, costume, aqua, Americana, brimstone, veritas, imbecile, drama, epoch, pasta, sellotape.
	Finish your drink, smoke.
	If you say gavel, you hate it because it sounds like Gavin.
	Michelle, I'm not sorry.
	Hello, you've got a bass.
	Okay.
	So on your last one from Michael, the rant you had on being a good husband and never letting your wife see your weakness is majorly saluted.
	On your feet, soldier.
	Great.
	Do we have any like drill sergeants out there or like people with great commanding voices that could say on your feet, soldier, for a drop?
	That'd be cool.
	All right.
	On your feet, soldier.
	Let's get to the final video.
	Let's do this men on a skyscraper.
	These are the guys building the Empire State Building.
	And I'm going to explain why it's so important.
	1929 colorized video of construction workers on the Chrysler Building in New York at 1,000 feet.
	It's the tallest brick building in the world of the steel framework and was the world's tallest building for 11 months.
	You know who beat it?
	The Empire State Building.
	Just because someone was pissed that that guy had the biggest one, the Chrysler Building, so he built a bigger one.
	Dude, this makes my balls retract into my body.
	They all have ties on.
	Are their hands in their pockets?
	Is your scrotum contracting right now?
	I'm still trying to conceive of what that would feel like.
	My balls, my whole scrotal sack is so tight the skin's about an inch thick.
	Long way to street.
	They're joking about it.
	Turn it up.
	So this must be some journalist who comes to interview him.
	Why did you do this?
	I can feel everything.
	That's tall talk.
	Having some tall talk.
	That was a grittier time.
	And that defined America was men with balls.
	Now, I know you're watching that as men, and you're going, I can't meet those standards.
	Sorry, if you want me to sit with my ass hanging off a thousand-foot skyscraper, it's not going to happen.
	I understand.
	I'm the same way.
	Look, I can't go to war.
	I can barely watch war movies without crying like a little bitch.
	But the reason that that kind of thing is important is that we recognize that that's our goal.
	We don't want to wear slides when we walk outside.
	We don't want to wear sweatpants.
	We don't want to be a pussy.
	We don't want to cry when things seem overwhelming.
	We want to get back on the horse.
	Our wife can cry.
	Our kids can cry.
	That's fine.
	But we are at the front and we are still incredibly brave because we put a ring on it.
	We get married.
	We make humans and we say, come on, humans, I got your back.
	I got you covered.
	I'm going to make sure you have health care.
	I'm going to make sure you're okay.
	We feed them.
	We see what's going on with their schools.
	We avoid them getting brainwashed.
	We sign them up for sports.
	We're there when they get fucked over by their friends.
	We support them.
	That's brave, too.
	We'll never be as brave as the greatest generation.
	Sorry.
	But it's the ones who have given up that piss me off.
	You have your party years.
	You start at 14.
	By the time you're in your early to mid-20s, I think you get it.
	You fucked a bunch of chicks.
	That's cool.
	Congratulations.
	That's awesome.
	Did a bunch of drugs.
	You're crazy.
	Fun.
	Now it's time for the next chapter.
	And consider those men a goal.
	Consider that the carrot at the end of the stick.
	I want to be a real man.
	I want to have a family.
	I want to provide for them.
	And I want to keep trying.
	Never give up.
	That's what this is all about.
	Always be trying every morning.
	Could I be doing better?
	Am I just staring at my phone for two hours?
	Am I playing video games all night?
	I'm trying to better myself.
	I'm trying to read.
	It sucks in the winter.
	You can't go out.
	Okay, that's when you improve your brain.
	Am I kids stimulated?
	Am I letting them go on screens too much?
	You're Always trying to improve.
	You're always trying to get better.
	You'll never be as great as the greatest generation.
	But you'll never give up.
	And that's what I love about you.
	Every little battle counts.
	Every fight is worth it in the long run.
	The guy who's mad, the guy who's yelling is always right.
	Get mad.
	Get even.
	Remember the transgressions.
	And more importantly, notice the good.
	Yes, it's depressing when your friends don't speak up for you, but remember when they do.
	It's much harder to catch someone behaving well than it is to catch someone behaving badly.
	It's much easier to notice betrayal than it is to notice when someone has your back.
	Let's pay attention to that and magnify that fortitude to make stronger friendships and relationships.
	Let's lead this family, which will then lead this community, which will then lead this country forward.
	The West is the best, folks, and you know that more than I do.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave and never stop fighting.

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