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Feb. 25, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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GOML LIVE #87 - SHOOT THE BOER

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	To be with you fucking hell, that was a quick one by the hoo.
	Ah, bloody hell.
	I can't print my notes.
	We're out of black ink.
	Did you try it in red?
	Have you got the black cartridge in there?
	I do.
	The used one?
	Yeah.
	That's a fucking pisser.
	I don't like that.
	I don't like how it just ends instantly.
	It should give you like a week of grey, you know?
	True.
	It's like black, black, black, black, black, then shit, and then nothing.
	That's fucking bollocks.
	Tiger Woods, a professional golfer who's no longer very popular, was in a car accident.
	Could I possibly care less?
	If his head came off in this car accident, I would be interested in a physics sense.
	I think that's happened to James Dean.
	That's what happened to James Dean.
	But like Tiger Woods, why the fuck is this everywhere in the news?
	Who cares?
	And the worst part is he's fine.
	Okay, a pro golfer fell.
	His machine broke and it spun around.
	Like, I guess we're supposed to care when LeBron James died of being scared of traffic jams when he took a helicopter.
	Kobe Bryant.
	Kobe Bryant.
	This is, you know, my favorite meme, I think, is that nerdy kid who goes, you know what?
	I'm just going to say it.
	I don't care that you broke your elbow.
	I'm just going to say it.
	I don't care that Tiger Woods crashed his car.
	But why would anyone care?
	It's like when my wife cried her eyes out because Prince died.
	I'm about to say it.
	I don't care that you broke your elbow.
	Ow, ow, ow.
	Somebody just starts.
	The poof is kind of the best part of the meme.
	Broke your elbow.
	Ow, ow, ow.
	So my ribs are re-broken.
	You know what?
	I had crack ribs 10 weeks ago because I spoke out a turn in class, basically.
	I was fighting sug and I'm sick of being the fucking cupcake mayor of Cupcakeville at that fucking gym.
	And it's not because I'm a pussy, by the way.
	It's because these guys have all been doing it for 25 years.
	I'm in a slum in a dirty boxing gym.
	So I'm the only bourgeoisie there.
	Everyone else was like in Vietnam.
	And they were in the mob, literally.
	And they were cops and stuff.
	So yes, I'm the second worst boxer in that entire gym.
	But that's a reflection on the gym, not my pussiness.
	Anyway, I just got sick of it.
	And they were kind of like letting me hit them.
	And in the third round, 10 weeks ago, I just went, yeah.
	And I just started fucking nailing them and punching him as hard as I could.
	So then he goes, oh, shit, these are real punches.
	Okay, you want to play with the big boys?
	And then he started pounding my ass.
	And he cracked my ribs, which is fine.
	That's what you sign up for.
	And they repaired.
	And I remember like sleeping over the past 10 weeks, there's certain positions you can't do.
	And then you feel them healing.
	And they had healed.
	And I slept.
	I think last night I was like, hello, boys.
	I'm sleeping anyway.
	I want two girls.
	And then today I was doing burpees and I felt like a pup.
	And I'm fucking back to square one.
	If someone said, Gavin, you can either get in and out of your car or get raped by your dad, I would go.
	I'll get in and out of my car.
	It would take that long.
	You use the car more than your butthole.
	And as I was explaining to my friend John about an hour ago, feeling a sneeze coming on is like feeling my mother walk towards me with a robe on about to flash me.
	So I'm like, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, a chew with her giant long 60-year-old tits.
	Rib.
	So I guess what we'll do with the notes is finish watching that pornography.
	I guess what we'll do with the notes is I'll just read them from my computer machine.
	So it'll be like the mailbag in a sense.
	Right, Ryan?
	Yeah, it's not a big deal.
	It's less aesthetically pleasing.
	Let's look at the paper today.
	Do you have any news?
	What happened to you?
	Oh, me.
	Yeah, what you been up to?
	I was playing the guitar, and I did my taxes.
	No, you didn't.
	That's kind of the big.
	I did.
	I went on TurboTax instead of going in person.
	So first I tried to make an appointment, didn't work, went to do the phone.
	So your taxes are finished?
	Yep.
	I'm waiting on my phone.
	I don't believe you.
	That is.
	I have the confirmation email.
	Don't you need like 1099s and all that stuff?
	No.
	That's if I made money that's not taxed already, right?
	I just need a W-2.
	The 1099 for the, you know, I had made some money on Robinhood, but it's such a small amount, it's not taxable.
	No.
	Well, you have to make like $50,000 a year to be taxed.
	I mean, you need a net net profit.
	I don't know what the net profit is before you get taxed.
	I think you have to have like profited $50,000 a year to be taxed.
	But haven't you not paid tax like in 10 years?
	No, I skipped one year of not filing.
	I've been doing taxes for a bit.
	What happened in that magic year?
	I think it was 2019 I didn't because I was just working at Compound, then the kitchen, the restaurant, all under the kitchen.
	So is that included in what you did today?
	Wait, what is?
	Those taxes you didn't do in 2019?
	Oh, no, no, no.
	Because that was all off the books.
	I worked off the books and then I compound.
	So you just admitted publicly on live TV that you embezzled money.
	Allegedly.
	Okay, so they don't care about your 2019?
	No, I don't think so.
	They never brought it up.
	I don't understand how you did your taxes so fast.
	Yeah, just on turbotax.com.
	Go to turbotax.com, promo code RyGuy.
	Speaking of which, we should talk about our sponsors.
	Right?
	Now I have to go, I have to look at my computer machine.
	I have to double-click on this.
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	Even Joe Rogan was talking about CBD.
	He was like, it definitely works for inflammation, man.
	Yeah, I've heard a lot of people say that, and I've noticed it for me personally.
	He's got the Rogan.
	What am I supposed to do about this cracked rib?
	I can't even laugh.
	Every time I laugh now, I go, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
	Did you hear there's a bunch of Nazi fans of Joe Rogan?
	No?
	They all get together and they do the Rogan salute.
	Trying to make you laugh.
	His ribs are cracked, you know, like an old man.
	That's a very good John Mulaney.
	But I don't get the Rogan salute.
	I don't know.
	Rogan salute.
	I don't know.
	Just sounds like Roman salute.
	Oh, Roman salute.
	Okay.
	Well, today's book is called Blitzed by Norman Ohler, Drugs in the Third Reich.
	It's basically about how fucking high Hitler was and all the troops.
	They were on meth.
	They were on speed.
	Speed is a very effective stimulant.
	And then at the end, we learned that Hitler was on heroin.
	He was on downers, dude.
	I tried to get my wife to read this book and she got bored.
	But it's a fucking amazing book.
	And this book inspired me to do an article about how everyone has been high or drunk in war.
	And I was thinking the Colombian, first there's the Nazis on speed, then there's Colombian marching powder, right?
	Colombian's army was on Coke.
	That's how they dominated Colombia and colonized it.
	And so I talked to a World War II vet and I said, hey, I want to do an article about how you guys were all wasted all the time and you would steal beer and steal booze and steal champagne and get drunk.
	And he goes, are you out of your fucking mind?
	Which is not the response I expected.
	I'm only a war movie vet, not a war vet.
	And he goes, we had nothing.
	We dreamed of water.
	You think we had fucking booze?
	He goes, we would sit in a trench.
	This is a very old man, and this was a long time ago.
	And talk for hours about chocolate.
	We weren't wasted.
	So I canned that article.
	I did not do it.
	Oh.
	Here I am looking for it.
	No.
	This was back in Weiss days.
	But yeah, the Nazi regime preached an ideology of physical, mental, and moral purity, yet, as Norman Oller reveals in this gripping new history, the Third Reich was saturated with drugs, cocaine, opiates, and most of all, methamphetamines.
	Troops were encouraged and in some cases ordered to take rations.
	I heard that our troops also had speed, especially in the Air Force.
	The elevated energy and feelings of invincibility associated with the high even helped to account for the breakneck invasion that sealed the fall of France in 1940, as well as other German military victories.
	Hitler himself became increasingly dependent on a cocktail of drugs, ultimately including Jukadahl, a cousin of heroin.
	I want to be heroin's cousin.
	So that's a fun book.
	The opening song was The Who, a quick one.
	It was a friend of ours who begged us to make that the opening song.
	Wait a minute.
	When I rented that cabin in Hunter, I put on YouTube at Rolling Stones, and they showed me the Rolling Stones playing in this same locale.
	Oh, look at that.
	The Rock and Roll Circus.
	Yep.
	The Rolling Stones Rock and roll circus.
	That must have been a fucking ticket.
	You know who was in the audience?
	John Lennon and Yoko Ono.
	Dang.
	They got married a year later.
	Let me see more of that.
	Sure.
	I was going to look at that whole concert, but let's just go back.
	Herman's been gone for nigh on a year.
	He was you home yesterday, but he ain't here.
	Herman's been gone.
	Dear the who, could you have bigger noses, please?
	Poor Roger Daltrey doesn't get a microphone.
	Oh, there we go.
	Keith Moon might be my favorite drummer.
	Look at that guy.
	He's so sloppy.
	It's like sloppy jazz.
	And when you listen to the small faces and other bands from that time, you realize they were all heavily influenced by jazz drummers, but also with this layer of drunken sloppiness to it.
	All around the world.
	You know, like a globe?
	It's round like the earth.
	You know, not a...
	People say I'm turning into my mother.
	The jukebox money.
	You know, not your dad.
	I'm doing a shitty imitation of your imitation.
	This was in the post today.
	Vanity Fair Goes Hollywood.
	I'm a curmudgeon, so everything about this bothered me, particularly the resolution of the photograph.
	It's like 72 dpi, and it was done by Maurizio Catalan, who's an incredible artist, really impressive dude, who I guess Vanity Fair hired to do this silly cover.
	And the fact that they printed his photograph in 72 dpi just put me in a bad mood.
	And then as I'm in a bad mood, I'm looking at this cunt, Shirlize Theron, and I'm thinking, fuck you, whore.
	Fuck you.
	Why?
	I'll tell you why.
	Because she's a South African farmer.
	And she has no sympathy for the white farmers of South Africa who are being slaughtered, destroyed.
	Genocide.
	It's genocide.
	And it's something that's so horrific.
	Not just the farmers of Zimbabwe, which was Rhodesia, but all South African farmers now are being slaughtered to levels of sadism that are difficult to stomach, which is why I say don't Google image it.
	And that's her people.
	She's a fucking farmer.
	And what does she do?
	She adopts two black kids from America.
	And then bitches about how we have this dumb belief in society in America where you need a mom and a dad and they have to come out of you.
	Yeah, Charlize, we do have that belief here.
	That is ideal.
	No one's saying you shouldn't adopt.
	If you can't have babies, please do adopt.
	But to just adopt black kids as pets and be a single mom, especially when you make one of them trans.
	I wonder what the kid's birth father would think if he knew that the black child you gave up for adoption became a trans child.
	I don't think he'd be too jazzed.
	I don't think the mom would be too jazzed.
	But it just pisses me off that these South Africans are so eager to shit on their own country while their people die.
	Like Dave Matthews, I've heard him on Stern talking about South Africa and apartheid and how disgusting it is.
	Or Trevor Noah, all he talks about is how when I was born, it was illegal for a year.
	And then miscagination was totally legalized in like 82 or 83 when you were two or three.
	So he talks about how Trevor Noah talks about how when I was a little boy, I'd be walking the street and one of my parents, my white dad would have to cross the street because our marriage was illegal.
	It was not.
	You're lying.
	And there's no way that your dad had to cross the street.
	That's a made-up story that got him a deal at the Daily Show.
	And so Dave Matthews shits on South Africa all the time.
	And Charlize Larone never mentions her people, her white farmers.
	And why didn't you adopt some of your fucking white farmers?
	They're in concentration camps right now.
	They're considered human garbage.
	They can't get a job.
	They're starving to death on these horrible camps that are not that different from World War II POW camps.
	No mention.
	Or Elon Musk, billionaire.
	Throw them a fucking bone, dude.
	You're supposed to be the rebel, the renegade, the stalwart, the maniac.
	How about you mention that there's ethnocide going on in your fucking country?
	Actually, that's in the notes.
	If you want to jump ahead to racism, shall we?
	Sure.
	Sure.
	Let's...
	Let's talk about racism.
	That was racist, guys.
	Did I not send you the notes yet?
	I got them.
	Why don't...
	Okay, I got him here.
	So racism, racism.
	How do you do?
	Yeah, let's look at 4-0.
	This is old news, but this is what I'm talking about.
	Outside of the brutally sadistic murders, where, and I was talking again with this about, I was talking to Conor McGregor's coach about this.
	And he was talking about how he told his girlfriend, his wife, he did my trick where you talk about the white farmers in South Africa, but you say dogs.
	And you go, yeah, it's brutal.
	They're going to these farms.
	They're killing the dogs.
	They're boiling them alive.
	They're raping the puppies in Front of the mom dog.
	They're cutting off the limbs of these dogs.
	They're eviscerating them.
	They're disemboweling them.
	They're burning them alive.
	And everyone goes, Oh my God.
	And then you go, just kidding, I meant white farmers.
	And then they go, eh, they had it coming.
	So this isn't even that.
	This is much better than that.
	This is in South Africa's post-apartheid white squatter camps where hundreds of families live in dangerous shanty huts in desperate need of food and clothing.
	Hey, Charlize, right here.
	You've got a beautiful Versace gown on.
	Your people, and I don't just mean South Africans, I mean farmers.
	They don't have clothes.
	Can you throw them a fucking bone?
	And don't even send money.
	Just acknowledge that it exists.
	Hey, Elon Musk, Dave Matthews, and Charlize Throne.
	Can you acknowledge that there is a war going on against white people in South Africa, please?
	It doesn't even seem like that political of a thing to me.
	Pretend it's Amish.
	Pretend it's albinos.
	Anyway, show pictures from that camp.
	I was trying to see if he didn't ever spoke about it.
	Apparently not.
	He did Farm Aid.
	No, I've heard him bitch.
	They all bitch about how racist apartheid was, which was back in the early 80s.
	Look at that.
	That's where they live now.
	No acknowledgement.
	No one is acknowledging this.
	So this is the amount of sympathy they get because their ancestors did something messed up, arguably?
	I don't think apartheid was bad.
	What do you think about that?
	I don't know.
	Apartheid was not necessarily anti-black.
	It was anti-non-boar.
	The Boers came to South Africa.
	It was a shithole.
	No one owned it.
	It was tumbleweeds.
	It's desert.
	It's shit land.
	They eventually worked with the Zulus and said, we want this land.
	The Zulus said, what about this part?
	What about that part?
	They negotiated deals.
	The Bota, the first, what is Peter Bota, the first colonist, we want to call him that, spoke fluent Zulu, worked out with the Zulus what his land would be, and then they fenced it off and they irrigated it and made it the breadbasket of Africa in general.
	It was a fantastic place.
	But they are xenophobic, the Boers.
	They don't like Greeks.
	They called them Si Kiefas.
	Kefa is the N-word over there.
	They don't want their daughters to date Greeks.
	So they said, no Boers, no non-boers allowed.
	And if you are a non-boar and most of non-boers are black, you can only come in in the day they got to get the fuck out.
	And if you insist on being here, you're a second-class citizen.
	No one minds that women are second-class citizens in Saudi Arabia.
	That's fine.
	No one cares about the rampant racism in Cuba today, where blacks have different passports, different markings on their passports.
	That's fine.
	But in South Africa, no.
	So they had international pressure to abolish it.
	They did.
	White people abolished apartheid, by the way.
	And the takeaway was revenge.
	And it's been nothing but shoot the ball, shoot to kill ever since.
	And it leads the world now in hunger, starvation, rape, murder.
	It's one of the worst places on earth to be, post-apartheid South Africa.
	So did your plan work?
	Are you happy with the way things...
	Well, it's equitable now.
	No, it isn't.
	It's tribal.
	And the fucking annoying thing about the West or most Westerners' perspective on South Africa is they see it as black versus white.
	No, there's like eight tribes.
	Seven of them are black.
	One is white.
	But it's like four on four.
	And the civil war you're about to see there will be the Marxist tribes versus the old school South African tribes.
	Get black and white out of your fucking head, please.
	I mean, they ran out of water in Cape Town recently.
	And they were giving all these seminars on how to wash and clean yourself with the same fucking bucket.
	Yet, Americans, as parochial as we are, totally ignore the big picture and just go for like, it was racist, now it's not, now it's awesome, and blacks rule it, and it's Wakanda.
	Like, check out this, what is it, 3.9.
	This is a woman saying we need to get more like South Africa.
	A politician.
	Most white people and Europeans are about agendas and to-do lists and tasks.
	And, oh, we have 30 minutes for this and, oh, time to move on.
	Sounds good.
	Where many people of color, maybe it matters, maybe it doesn't.
	In South Africa, if we were meeting right here at 2.35, if Craig Bill walked in right now in South Africa, what would happen is they would stop, welcome him.
	How was your weekend?
	You did plans for Thanksgiving and would bring him up to speed on what he missed.
	If we were in South Africa, stop.
	Karen, that's a shitty system.
	That's inefficient.
	If you want to talk to Craig or Ben about what he's doing this weekend, do that on your own fucking time in the cafeteria.
	Wow.
	How is that a good thing?
	And then you stop the whole process for a guy who's late.
	Cool.
	Yeah, no, we're not doing that.
	No.
	We want to get shit done, actually.
	Somebody, if Craig Bill walked in right now here in Tomwater, Washington, and maybe somebody would, well, our chairs are gracious, so you all would let them know here we are.
	But it's basically, this is where we are, so just get with it.
	I do want to ask for clarity.
	We are still going to move forward with the idea of an advisory board.
	Is that true?
	Oh, someone wants to get something done.
	What are you, a fucking anti-South African?
	Do you want apartheid in here?
	How dare you want to actually get a kernel of substance out of this meeting?
	Okay, I just wanted to double check because I think that's really important.
	Can we move on?
	No.
	Except.
	Except.
	This sounds so much like what Dr. Johnson was talking about just a minute ago.
	About through this work, the Office of Equity should model practices in decolonizing boards and other government structures by identifying and dismantling culture-bound rules and decorum, time requirement, education, and what we call expertise.
	Whoa.
	We're dismantling expertise now?
	What are you saying?
	What language are you speaking?
	What's that other South Africa link I have, the Instagram thing?
	Oh, I think that's talking about just where South Africa is today.
	It's right between 40 and 41.
	Let's talk about racism.
	That was racist, guys.
	Oh.
	Oh, man.
	Hey, are you on Ketflix and Chills?
	Ket Flicks and Pills?
	No, watch that.
	It's the funniest Instagram account on Netflix.
	I mean, on Instagram.
	Ket Flicks and Pills.
	Anyway, the thing that you're unable to pull up.
	Oh, dude, I should give you access to this so that way everything that you follow is on here.
	Yeah, you should just be logged into this Instagram.
	True.
	South Africa tried being less white and now leads the world in crime, murder, robbery, interracial rape, HIV, and poverty.
	Anti-white racism is not about social justice.
	It's just about anti-white racism.
	Coke is racist.
	That was someone talking about the Coca-Cola thing where they're training them to be less white.
	Do you want to write down your info for this Instagram?
	I'll just say it here.
	So my Instagram account is Kevin McGinnis Millimieux.
	And my password, which is the same for all my students, don't do this.
	Is BRX.
	It was a joke.
	Yeah, that was a joke.
	So anybody scrambling to a notepad, you're a bad person.
	That's a fun game, though.
	Like, you go to a banking machine and you're with other people and you go, yeah.
	Withdrawal.
	Password.
	4-5-5-2.
	This is so easy.
	You just put in your password.
	And then see how many people are just like, 4-5-5-2.
	And you get your money.
	All right, we got to go as far as the freebies go.
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	Canelo is amazing because he looks damn Irish to me.
	Canelo, that's not his real name.
	I mean Cinnamon.
	They call him Cinnamon because he's like a ginger.
	Why is an Irishman genetically fucking Mexican?
	I've heard stories about how the Irish were used as these mercenary soldiers in the Spanish-American War.
	And some of them just stayed there.
	So he's the, you know, an ancestor of Irish mercenaries?
	Maybe.
	He sure don't look Mexican to me.
	But my stupid theory is that the Irish are good fighters, but they don't like the heat.
	They get overheated.
	This is an Irishman who's been training in Mexico his whole life in 110-degree heat.
	So he has the sort of the ability to take on punches and have limitless heat.
	This is another Mexican.
	Yeah, sort of.
	Yeah.
	But the other thing about Canelo, Mexican fighting is a very unique type of boxing where they don't have any defense.
	They just, it's not boxing, it's fighting.
	They don't block.
	They just murder each other.
	Now, there was Valdez last weekend who was doing some cool slips.
	But for the most part, they're just fucking, it's a, what's that Mel Gibson movie?
	Apocalypso.
	They just come at each other.
	Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.
	No blocking.
	Destroying each other.
	Boom, bam, boom.
	But Canelo, maybe because he's secretly white, even though he doesn't even fucking speak English, has the deeks.
	So you can't hit him.
	So it'll be a very exciting fight.
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	By the way, I also have this Conor McGregor's coach's conversation in the back of my head.
	He was mad at me for betting on the other guy.
	To be clear, I did not bet on Poire in the Connor McGregor fight.
	Anthony Kumiy did.
	And the reason he did was the money back on Conor McGregor sucked.
	It was like 30 bucks.
	Same with Valdez, by the way.
	My bookie wouldn't take a boxing fight for some reason that weekend, so I didn't get my bet through, but I would have made like nothing.
	So you bet on the other guy.
	That's why Anthony Cumia and I were screaming, other guy, other guy.
	We had no idea who he was.
	But it does feel like a sin.
	Okay, that is the free part of the show.
	And to all you freeloaders out there, every Wednesday we do a half hour free.
	It's pretty indicative of what the show is.
	You get the idea.
	But this show is two hours a day.
	Every day.
	Green screens, fun stuff, guests, sketches, fights.
	Ryan and I get into serious arguments.
	His latest thing is he doesn't believe in dinosaurs.
	I'm not sure if that's if you can imagine that.
	He also doesn't think planes went into the World Trade Center.
	And what's amazing about his idiotic theories is our viewers will email the mailbag and go, fuck you, man.
	I got Ryan's back.
	Do you know how many people support you on your idiocy?
	A lot of curious people out there.
	A lot of curious people.
	Curious about dinosaurs.
	Anyway, that's what you get when you pay for this is $10 a month.
	My show is only maybe a 12th, a 15th of the content.
	There's new content every day.
	Jacob Wall, Laura Loomer, Milo Yiannopoulos.
	Fuck it.
	Cap a camp.
	Capacamp.
	Sof.
	Larry Barnes.
	Gary.
	Jim Goad.
	The man who basically brainchilded vice.
	Without Jim Goad, there'd be no vice.
	A homeless guy named Gary.
	Soph.
	Of course, atheism is unstoppable.
	He's number two besides me as far as viewership goes.
	Katie Hopkins, Wayne Dupree.
	It's the best investment you could possibly make.
	Anyway, so what we're going to do now is we're going to say goodbye to the freeloaders, and then we're going to stick with the people who paid.
	And then we'll talk for another half hour or so, and then we'll take calls.
	So this is a fake goodbye.
	Get fired.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.
	And never stop fighting.
	You are forgiven.
	You are forgiven.
	That might have been the best concert ever.
	Back when David Cross and I were friends, he said, if I had a time machine, I wouldn't go kill Hitler.
	I'd go check out like the Sex Pistols in 1978 at the 100 Club.
	And I totally agree with him.
	Fuck Hitler.
	I'm not going to go kill some baby.
	And then my time machine breaks and I'm in jail forever as a baby killer.
	I want to go to this.
	Imagine being in that crowd.
	Although the crowd seems pretty stale.
	It's like Keith put water on the drums so they missed.
	There's like a dewdrop mist every time he hits it.
	Pretty cool.
	I don't think Roger Dulce wrote any songs.
	Look that up.
	And it must have pissed him off because he's a megalomaniac and he couldn't make any money.
	All right, let's go through some notes.
	Top 10 Roger Daltry songs.
	Who songs?
	I can't explain.
	He wrote that?
	Never heard it.
	Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
	Wait, he did not write that.
	It's powered by Townsend, but Daltry doesn't just settle into the background.
	And so I see.
	Yeah, yeah, that's not a song he wrote.
	That's a song he's in.
	This list, written by a fucking a-hole, is songs that he sort of owns.
	Here, let me show you how to do your job.
	I found it.
	Who?
	You go, what who songs did Roger Daltree write?
	See My Way, and he co-wrote Early Morning Cold Taxi.
	And the rest are without the who.
	And he wrote these other songs nobody's heard of.
	The Who with the Who.
	See My Way, Early Morning Cold Taxi.
	Never heard of those songs.
	What the fuck is Early Morning Cold Taxi?
	And what a dumb subject.
	You know, when you wake up and you've got to get a flight, it's really early in the morning.
	You get in the taxi, it's a bit cold.
	You know?
	No, I don't know.
	Some way, someday, I'll find a way to make you see my way.
	Even if you don't think like I do, you know that it's true.
	It's your mind that I see.
	Tried so hard to make me think my points of 50.
	That's a short weeks.
	That's a short-ass song.
	So that sucks, Raj.
	And then what's early morning cold taxi?
	Takushi.
	This song's going to reek, I promise you.
	Early morning cold taxi.
	Sounds like a commercial from the 60s.
	Early morning cold taxi.
	Early morning cold taxi.
	By the way, we've got a new sponsor, Tactical Walls.
	The guy who made us this masterpiece.
	Oh, I never read the bottom.
	Gavin McInnes, thank you for my service because he's a war vet.
	That's the new thing war vets say to me now.
	They look at me and they go, thank you for my service.
	Keep up the good work.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave and never stop fighting.
	And it's from Tim.
	I got to text that guy.
	He wrote me a nice letter.
	So it looks like he's going to be our newest sponsor.
	Cool.
	Tactical Walls.
	Promo code Gavin will get you 50% off.
	Go to tacticalwalls.com.
	And yeah.
	Talented dude.
	He also said he really appreciates how we push family on this show.
	Dude, I think I've seen this in another guy's.
	Oh, yeah.
	I've seen this in another gun reviewer's room.
	Oh, yeah?
	Where you put the...
	Yeah.
	Yeah, it's great for your guns, but they also do sports stuff and other shit you can mount all your shit on.
	That's righteous.
	But guitar, too.
	Guitar?
	Yeah.
	We can do guitars.
	Fuck yeah, dude.
	We have the technology.
	Oh, vest hanger.
	That's important.
	So can you get to Ketflix and Chills?
	Try it.
	Yeah.
	You want to email me your login info, but just in case I've requested it, but it's this one, right?
	Nope.
	That's the USA version.
	There's Ibiza.
	There's Spine, USA.
	I'll just send you my shit right now.
	True.
	And maybe you can just get on.
	Because I don't know.
	It's British people and it's for, you know, Coke heads and special K heads.
	I haven't done any of that shit in years, but I remember those days.
	And I got to say, this Instagram feed might be the funniest thing that I've ever come across in my life.
	It is so consistently funny.
	It's called Cat Flicks and Pills Inc.
	I-N-C.
	And they're just very fervent cocaine addicts who are familiar with the all-nighters you pull, especially if you live in Britain, where in the winter you feel no joy.
	So.
	Like an early morning cold taxi.
	Like an early morning cold taxi.
	So did I get the password right?
	You got the right.
	That's me.
	Yeah.
	I may have had the password wrong.
	Capital H?
	Let's see.
	Let's see.
	And there's an exclamation mark.
	We're discussing passwords on a live.
	There's a dash with an umlot.
	We're in a silkonflex.
	How to forget that.
	I bet you're typing in the password wrong because you are a retard.
	Perhaps.
	Did you see that?
	I know I copied and pasted it.
	Let me see if I said it.
	Theory declined.
	I'm going to mute you.
	I'll try with that.
	I wish there's a way I could see my password.
	They should have that more often.
	You can look up your thing whenever you're on and you can just see your password.
	Why don't they do that more?
	All right.
	Anyway.
	Rick.
	Enough of that.
	I should have told you to look it up a long time ago.
	So let's start with the show, shall we?
	Yes.
	Tucker Carlson was trending today because he said, white supremacy is not a thing.
	The people who stormed the Capitol were not white supremacists.
	Of course, the pushback on that is, yes, they were.
	They had Camp Auschwitz shirts.
	So you make one asshole with a shirt plural.
	And then you say, and they had Confederate flags.
	So first you have to accept that the Confederate flag is a racist flag.
	And then you plural it.
	And everyone involved in the Capitol was wearing a Camp Auschwitz shirt and had a Confederate flag.
	And the Confederate flag is racist.
	But Tucker's point was, so all we hear about is racism, racism, racism, white supremacy, white supremacy.
	And we're all part of QAnon.
	He goes, what the fuck is QAnon?
	I couldn't find it.
	And I noticed, if you look at this thread I just sent you, pull up the thread.
	It's all people laughing at Tucker for not being able to find QAnon.
	Qina.
	When my daughter was young, her stuffy was a cookie monster.
	And she couldn't say the name Cookie Monster, so she called him Quina.
	And I'll never forget the time she left him on my bed.
	We had a low bed.
	It was only like a foot off the ground.
	And she walked away.
	She was two.
	And she forgot her cookie monster on the bed.
	But it was sort of high on the bed.
	So rather than like climbing up on the bed and getting it, she goes, oh, Queena.
	And she turns around and hurls herself at the bed with enough velocity to land a third of the way into the bed.
	Then she grabs Queenah's leg and then wiggles backwards off the bed.
	I hope I never forget that moment till the day I die.
	Oh, Queena.
	You know, when my son was born, my eldest boy, I knew that there was going to be a problem because she was the number one chick, the number one kid for two years.
	And so I said, I know, I'm going to lie and I'm going to say, we got you a baby as a present.
	So she loved it.
	Thanks for the baby, guys.
	What a great gift.
	And then that night she goes, I want him in my crib.
	And I thought, that's got sudden infant death written all over it.
	So no.
	And then when I said no, I could see in her little tiny brain, she went, oh, you're fucking lying.
	It's not my present.
	It's another kid in the house for the rest of my life.
	And I swear to God, for 10 days, she was not quite right.
	She was betrayed.
	And this is why I've always said about my daughter: your opinions are valid.
	Like your emotions are true.
	Because we did betray her, in a sense.
	We added another 100% to our kid total and diluted her 50%.
	I totally understand that she was pissed off and fucked off and in a state of disarray.
	You're right to feel that way, my dear.
	You got screwed.
	And your trajectory for the rest of your life changed when we brought that little boy home.
	So what is it now?
	Turn it up.
	Back in 2000.
	We should tell you that it's not just Yale and MIT who've concluded the 11 million number is ridiculous.
	Back in 2005, Bear Sterns, the bank, indicators.
	Ignore it.
	11 million to give is absolutely bizarre.
	What do you think?
	Undocumented workers.
	Maybe they were trying to throw out some stuff to throw off the yeah, that's a good theory, Detective Shitty.
	Throw off the trend.
	Where the public is getting all this false information, this disinformation, as we'll call it.
	So we checked.
	We spent all day trying to locate the famous QAnon, which in the end we learned is not even a website.
	If it's out there, we could not find it.
	So it's worth finding out.
	Yeah, some lady was like, how does he know all about Antifa and not QAnon?
	Well, QAnon doesn't go burning shit down.
	QAnon's reported on the news a lot, and we see their flags.
	But look it up.
	Like, Google QAnon.
	And of course, I'm going to get a million letters just like your dinosaur comrades telling me how dumb I am.
	Is it a newsletter?
	Is it an email list?
	Look, even the BBC wrote about that.
	What is it and where did it come from?
	Sounds like they don't really know what the hell is going on there.
	There's QAnon.
	July 3rd.
	It's a theory.
	What do you mean it's a theory?
	Isn't it a source of a bunch of theories?
	I never got into QAnon because I don't like Anons.
	I don't take anyone seriously if they use anonymous names online.
	A curious theme popped up at President.
	Starting on 4chan?
	QAnon targeted Senex.
	Okay, click on that.
	Like, just put in QAnon into the search bar.
	Q-Anon.
	And it's just people writing about QAnon.
	I mean, Tucker's right, once again.
	That's the problem with these fucking lefties.
	They're so smug.
	Oh, no, it's all.
	Sorry, it's all one word.
	No, I didn't tell you to look that up, my friend.
	Just look up QAnon?
	Just QAnon.
	That's what I looked up before, and it was just a bunch of articles about it.
	QAnon.
	QANO.
	We got Wikipedia?
	If you go to 4chan, you might have some luck there.
	Let's see.
	What the Bible says about QAnon?
	Okay, go to 4chan then, whatever that is.
	That's like a deep, deep rabbit hole Reddit, right?
	Yes.
	Okay, so we're in 4chan now.
	Now, can you search within 4chan?
	I don't know.
	I don't know.
	I've never been there.
	Is there a QAnon board there?
	Go away.
	Go up to the boards.
	Up.
	So, Japanese culture, video games, interests.
	Is this the real 4chan?
	I don't know.
	Creative, other?
	I don't see a QAnon there.
	Somebody will probably help us tonight.
	So, Tucker had a point.
	And with all these people on this trend bitching at him about how stupid he is for saying it's easy to find, not one of them provided the link.
	Right.
	Twitter's really gotten amazing, if you check it out these days, on how fucking asinine people are.
	It's really the, it's sub-YouTube comments.
	I used to think YouTube comments were the lowest of the low, but no.
	Check out.
	So go back to this Tucker thread and look at some of these comments.
	Tucker Carlson's white supremacist hour should have been taken off the air years ago.
	What are you talking about, Brad Betts?
	Look at him.
	Let's look at Brad.
	That's what we have.
	A big-nostrilled wigger who's super serious about shit.
	He loves basketball, Black Lives Matter, and Eminem.
	And wearing two shirts.
	And that's the Twitter thing.
	Yo, activist Camden's fight against hate.
	Team Pelosi.
	Team Pelosi, yo.
	That's cool, yo.
	Rosie, Mira Servino.
	Nice idols, dude.
	Rosie O'Donnell?
	We have a moral obligation to admit the world's poor, they tell us.
	Even if it makes our own country poorer and dirtier, what is hate speech?
	All cultures are equal, except they're not all equal.
	True.
	What is the white supremacist?
	Well, I'm like extraordinarily loaded just from like money I inherited, but I've never needed to work.
	What precisely, Bubba Love Sponge.
	And it's true.
	Tucker's never said he's working class.
	He knows that he grew up with tons and tons of money.
	And that's why he knows the elites so well, and he hates them.
	Privilege.
	Our civilization is superior, and we need to defend it.
	True.
	Technically is a nationalist.
	Our leaders are weak.
	If you let people spray paint obscenities on City Hall, pretty soon they are overturning cop cars.
	True.
	Help me out here.
	This is true Anon.
	Truism.
	Fights aggression.
	What is a fascist?
	There was no physical evidence that George Floyd was murdered by a cop.
	What exactly is this disaccusation?
	All right, I gotta go.
	You should stick to the thigh high boots.
	Is that sexism?
	This may be a lot of things this moment we're living through, but it is definitely not about black lives.
	And remember that when they come for you, and at this rate, they will.
	Who exactly is the fear mongrel?
	Iraq is a crappy place filled with a bunch of, you know, semi-literate.
	Who's the racist here?
	I mean, I don't see any problem with that.
	This is what I was saying last night at the bar.
	I go, and I could tell I was talking to a blue-collar liberal, which you get up in Westchester, which is a weird vibe because they're right about everything but politics.
	So it's a weird place to be because they see where you're drifting.
	And you sort of go, I am drifting on this little raft out to Trumptown, but why don't you get on?
	Because this is where we both should be, my friend.
	Come over to the dark side.
	And they always say things like, I see both sides.
	You know, when you meet a new friend, I see both sides.
	I mean, I get it.
	And I was saying to him, I had a little shot class, and I was like, we can look at something, right?
	And it used to be, well, you've misinterpreted it.
	That's not the right context, blah, blah, blah.
	But things have changed now with the American divorce.
	And now we look at something.
	I guess it's our kid during the custody battle.
	And it's the same fucking thing.
	But you, one side sees this and we see this.
	Same thing.
	Like, that Tucker montage we just saw was supposed to make us hate Tucker Carlson and prove that he's totally out of line.
	Not seeing it.
	And can you at least, if you disagree with someone, if you hate someone, can you at least show me why?
	Like, I understand in art and music, you can't win the argument.
	It's all taste.
	But with politics, if you are telling me that QAnon is easy to come by and it's a very, it's a normal site like Breitbart or something, it's easy to get this information, then show me.
	But they just laugh off your allegation, like George Floyd didn't die from his neck being crushed, and they can't prove otherwise.
	George Floyd did not die from his neck being crushed.
	The coroner said that the knee on the neck did not cause his death.
	Yes, there is evidence of asphyxiation.
	It came from fentanyl.
	You know how heroin addicts die?
	They go into such a deep sleep that they forget to breathe.
	That's what happened to George and his fentanyl.
	His body shot.
	That includes the lungs.
	And once the lungs go, you go.
	You go, Hugo.
	This is so weird, you guys.
	Current on.
	What should we do before we do this?
	Should we do some proud?
	We got a lot to catch up on here.
	Damn.
	Damn.
	Let's do a Proud Boys segment.
	All right.
	Let's talk about racism.
	That was racist, guys.
	I'll make you proud of your boys.
	Proud boys, stand back and stand by.
	That sounds like somebody hasn't made that into a song yet.
	Stand back and stand by.
	Ann Coulter's new column is about Proud Boys.
	I don't think it's out yet.
	But it's about how she did a talk in Berkeley and Antifa showed up to kill her, and they couldn't because Proud Boys were there doing security, which was really the heyday of the club.
	Security, no one can object to that.
	Rallies.
	What are you doing?
	I just got off the phone with Max Hare before we shot the show and he agreed with me.
	He said, what?
	Why do these stupid rallies?
	That sort of push and pull went on for hours on the campus of UC Berkeley.
	As hundreds of demonstrators gathered to try to keep Coulter from giving her speech in the first place.
	She has a right to come and speak, but that's as far as free speech goes.
	Protesters pushed hard against people trying to get inside.
	Is there beer here?
	What did you do?
	Oh, for sakes.
	What the fuck have you done?
	Here we go.
	That's as far as free speech goes.
	Protesters pushed hard against people trying to get inside.
	Let's do it to benefit the people already here.
	In the end, the speech went on, but it was delayed.
	Police had put up a large wall, a water-filled, heavy barricade, around the building, preventing protesters as well as audience members from getting into the venue for quite some time.
	Eventually, police created a gap in the wall.
	Anyway, the old fake out bummer.
	What day is it to be scared of ideas?
	You know what sucks too?
	Is that people that say that they're apolitical, they're like, no, I'm not political.
	And then, you know, all their stances are liberal stances because they're like, that's not political.
	That's just true.
	I mean, we protested Linda Sarseur doing a talk at Columbia, but it was like a week before the talk.
	It wasn't remotely near the talk.
	And we weren't saying she shouldn't have the right to speak.
	We just had a bunch of speakers like Pamela Geller and Milo come out and explain what her beliefs are.
	So you know who you're getting next week.
	I think that's pretty reasonable.
	We didn't want to shut her down.
	We just wanted you to know what you're getting.
	Okay, so people always call the Max and John fight a 37-second fight.
	I guess from the very, very beginning to the very, very end, it was 37.
	But as far as what Max and John did, they each fought for 17 seconds.
	So that's why I call it a 17-second fight.
	But they got four fucking years.
	Their appeals are still trotting along very slowly.
	The first appeal was with three black female judges and an Asian judge and a white judge.
	And they just read quotes from my show.
	Calling Jada Pinkett Smith or whoever it was a monkey actress.
	A joke taken out of context, of course.
	And then the black judges, female judges were just like, oh, you could see them rolling their eyes in the Zoom appeal.
	So it's not looking great for them.
	But that's our justice system today.
	Two guys are on trial for a fight.
	You find quotes from the guy who did the talk that they were coming from.
	Those sound racist out of context.
	So those men must stay in jail for their 17-second fight.
	Can you explain that as John Mulaney?
	They had a 17-second fight, you know, like a who cares?
	That was good.
	Keep going.
	Thanks.
	I'm trying to think of other material.
	Just tell what I just said.
	So they went to a talk, which was a comedy show.
	But I don't look like him, so it fucks it up.
	Hold on.
	What I'll do is I'll show a picture of Mulaney and I'll have it on ready.
	No, no, people could just see you.
	They don't need SNL.
	So let's see.
	What else?
	What did you recap that?
	What's the matter with your shit brain?
	I was looking up.
	What the hell is it?
	Oh, Ketflix and Pills on YouTube.
	Trying to see if they have any content there because sometimes people will put some...
	I got it on Facebook, but I don't know if it'll allow me to...
	Nope, it won't.
	All right.
	Well, I'm glad you're hard at work doing nothing.
	I'm trying to look at this case.
	Dude, John Mulani talking about fucking Max and John.
	So they got arrested for a fight that was.
	Oh, forget it.
	Shut up.
	Yeah, fuck, you suck.
	Anyway, so that's their fate because they go against the grain, right?
	And I love how Antifa thinks they're renegades and rebels when the police don't prosecute them.
	And when you read Antifa tweets, it's all about how proud boys get away with murder because they support the cops.
	Can you provide evidence, please?
	Because I'm seeing the opposite.
	I'm seeing you guys get away with murder.
	But remember those two lawyers who threw a Molotov cocktail, sorry, Molotov cocktails into a cop car.
	They've just been offered a plea.
	Now, this article doesn't include what the plea is, but let's cut the shit.
	We know it's a year, right?
	It's a year, which would be 85%, so 10 months at Rikers, maybe even just weekends.
	What a fucking joke.
	Wait a minute.
	I know this kid, Ben Fireherd.
	He's the guy who told me that I complained.
	I whined about my neighbors terrorizing me.
	And then he contacted me another time and said, hey, can I get your comment on this?
	And I'm like, no, dude, you said I whined.
	Yeah, he's a child.
	I go, you said I whined about something.
	Of course, I'm not going to be your pal and give you quotes from now on.
	You're exed.
	That's how journalism works, you fucking dunce.
	Anyway, the New York Post tends to offload their local stories onto interns.
	So whenever you read anything about local New York stories in the New York Post, you go, this sounds really juvenile.
	It's because it's written by a juvenile.
	But isn't this amazing?
	The two lawyers charged with torching an MYPD van.
	Of course, the author adds that it's empty.
	Did they know it was empty?
	No, they did not.
	During a Black Lives Matter protest in Brooklyn last summer, we were offered a plea deal by federal prosecutors early this month.
	Uruj Rahman and Colin Ford Mattis were offered the unspecified deal on February 11th.
	So they're going to get away with trying to murder police.
	And what does that say to America?
	What does that say to New York?
	What does that say to the NYPD?
	What does that say to Antifa and protesters?
	It says kill cops.
	Pretty clear.
	If you throw a Molotov cocktail at a police car, we'll work it out because policemen's lives, cops' lives don't matter.
	Blue lives don't matter.
	Torch them up.
	Turn them into red and orange lives.
	Kill cops.
	Isn't that fucking insane?
	So I thought that was an interesting dichotomy, the way proud boys who are pro-cop, pro-law and order are treated, and the way cop murderers are treated.
	Tweeted.
	And tweeted.
	And tweeted.
	Here's something crazy.
	They're going after Roger Stone still.
	I'm honestly curious what is going to happen to these lunatics, these tattletale journalists, once they realize that Trump's gone, Roger Stone has no power.
	Relax.
	Oh yeah, so this is what we talked about last week, this gorgeous hunk, Christiane Tribert, who, like a lot of modern young media types, has totally immersed themselves into the January 6th storming of the Capitol and catching everyone involved.
	We've never seen these people get enthusiastic about anything before.
	They didn't care about Jazz or Chop or Antifa.
	Even the fucking attorney general that Biden appointed has said, nah, that wasn't relevant.
	What's relevant is Capitol.
	Everyone there has to die.
	Wait, wait a minute.
	We had 10 months of rioting with Antifa and BLM, and we had one bad day on the right.
	What's the difference?
	And you know what the Attorney General said?
	This wizened old fucking turtle of a man?
	He said, well, January 6th was in the day.
	So it's domestic terrorism because judges make decisions in the day and you are thwarting their ability to make decisions.
	At night, all the politicians, the lawmakers, the people who make change, the people who run society are at home in bed.
	So when you torch the city hall at night, it's just vandalism because it can't stop decisions being made.
	They can still come into work tomorrow and make the decisions.
	What?
	So it's not terrorism if it happens at night.
	Did you know that?
	That's the new rule here in Clown World.
	New rule.
	Fucking amazing.
	So yeah, they're still going after him.
	And they're trying to blame him for the January 6th thing.
	We should come up with a fun, snappy term for that.
	Capital chaos?
	The insurgency.
	They're trying to blame him for the revolution.
	And they're bringing back the judge shit.
	Check this out.
	2-4.
	Roger Stone threatened a judge.
	He threatened Amy Jackson, was her name?
	Berman Jackson.
	Fed's investigator Roger Stone ties to Proud Boys as part of a threat to judge.
	This is by Caitlin Palance.
	Now, I think she's the dumb broad who is so lost, she doesn't know what the word fraternal organization means.
	She assumes it's a frat.
	So just Apple F Proud Boys.
	Oh, I just showed my age by saying Apple F instead of Command F. Yeah, go again.
	There it is.
	There it is.
	Get my face.
	I can't read it because my face is in the way.
	Stone has had close ties to prominent members of the fraternity-like pro-Trump group, the Proud Boys.
	Now, not only does that mean she's retarded for calling it fraternity-like, but it means her editors saw that and went, yeah, that sounds about right.
	It's called a fraternal organization.
	Anyway, what is this based on?
	Him threatening to kill a judge.
	This is why, by the way, he was banned from the courtroom.
	What did they do to him for that?
	Yeah, they banned all his travel.
	They really ramped up the fascism around him because they say he threatened the judge.
	And he was kicked off social media.
	He couldn't defend himself.
	There she is, that cunt.
	Every juror she hired looked exactly like her.
	I was there.
	But go to 2.5.
	Let's show you him threatening to kill the judge.
	This is based on his Instagram, which I think was run by Enrique at the time, our old pal Henry Tario.
	And this is threatening to kill a judge.
	Through legal trickery, Deep State hitman Robert Mueller has guaranteed that my upcoming show trial is before Judge Amy Berman Jackson, an Obama-appointed judge who dismissed the Benghazi charges against Hillary Clinton and incarcerated Paul Manafort prior to his conviction for any crime.
	Fixes in, help me for my fight.
	So pretty normal post.
	So the argument is, and I'm sorry to keep bringing this up because this was heavily refuted about a year ago, but it's back in the news now, so we have to talk about it.
	So the argument is that logo in the background is a crosshair.
	And you are saying kill her because you want her in the crosshairs.
	Now, you might have a case if the crosshair was across her face, but it's in the background because it's the logo.
	Here, check out the next post after that.
	It's the logo of the site that had her picture.
	So scroll down.
	That's what she was in shit for.
	That's the picture he used.
	So there's a Russian site that talks about corrupt liberals, and it's called Corruption Central, and their logo is Crosshair.
	That's also a white power logo, by the way.
	Go back, Ryan.
	Stop fucking around.
	Go up, up, up.
	That's it there.
	That's where Enrique got the picture from.
	And no, it's not threatening to kill a goddamn judge, you anus.
	So anyway, everyone involved in the Capitol thing is flipping on Trump, which is normal for civilians.
	They're not criminals.
	They're civilians.
	And what do civilians do?
	They rat when they get in trubs.
	So what they're all saying is, yes, Trump did make me storm the Capitol.
	And it was his rhetoric that brought me here.
	They're probably going to try to pull me into it and say, Gavin promoting the Proud Boys made me storm the Capitol.
	Unfortunately, there's plenty of footage of me saying, don't fucking go.
	And it's easy to prove that it was a bad idea.
	You got stabbed in November.
	And the media's takeaway was, assholes, Proud Boys lead to stabbing.
	Then you came back.
	I don't know why.
	And you got stabbed again.
	And the narrative was literally in the New York Post, white supremacists surround black men.
	And that stabbing ensues.
	Yeah.
	The coverage of that stabbing was so biased, it was actually a meme.
	Remember we talked about that?
	There's a famous meme that's a cartoon, and it has a knife coming down on an innocent victim, and that's what the media is showing.
	And then you pull back, and it's actually the guy's shoe running away, and the perp is the victim, and the victim is the perp.
	But the media's focused in on one thing, so you got it backwards.
	That's a common graphic, but they really did that with the Proud Boys.
	Yeah, there it is.
	Good job, Ryan.
	Wow, I'm impressed.
	Media perception meme.
	But they literally did that with the Proud Boy stabbing.
	They said breaking news, and the word breaking news covered where the black dude had his knife out.
	So that's what we were at in December.
	So why go back in January is what I said.
	I said it's a recipe for murder, and someone got murdered.
	The vibe I get now is they're really putting it on oath keepers.
	I think there's much more evidence for oath keepers.
	Did you get through to Ket Flicks and Chills yet?
	I did not.
	We don't show final videos when we do the live show.
	So let's just show it now.
	Let's do a end with the final video and then we'll take some calls.
	Man, that guy did a good bumper.
	We don't even know who he is, right?
	I did it.
	You did it?
	Not the music.
	Oh.
	Well, good job on the bumper.
	Thanks.
	The video, but Who did that song?
	I don't know.
	I like it.
	It's really good.
	It's mean to me, but I like it.
	You have hurt me today.
	I thought this was interesting.
	So it frustrates me when adults are into superhero shit because you can be a superhero.
	Like, just go join the army or something.
	You play Call of Duty all night.
	You can do that.
	I understand little kids fantasizing about being Spider-Man and stuff.
	But when adults fantasize about being superheroes, especially blacks in New York with their Captain America shirts and their Wolverine shirts, it's downright embarrassing.
	You want to be Wolverine?
	Go be Wolverine.
	You're an adult.
	You control the universe.
	You're in a movie.
	This is what adults need to understand.
	You're in a movie.
	You write it.
	You want an action scene?
	There's an action scene.
	You want a fight scene?
	There's a fight scene.
	You control your destiny.
	So fantasizing all the time is gay.
	It's for little kids.
	Video games are for fucking losers.
	So anyway, here's proof.
	This guy is not playing a video game.
	He's not dreaming of being a superhero.
	He didn't have to go to Afghanistan to do this, though I would recommend that if you really want to experience war.
	But this guy made a superhero movie out of his life.
	That's ironic.
	How fucking badass is this?
	No, obviously you're not going to do this tomorrow.
	And then you release the parachute.
	And you go whipping into wherever that is, Stalingrad.
	So there's degrees of that.
	Obviously, you're not going to do that tomorrow.
	Oh, wait.
	Oh, this one is cool, too.
	He has no plan there.
	There's no parachute coming down.
	You're a little close to the edge.
	You're a little close to the edge.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's fun.
	Can't really.
	You were going to release the pair?
	Oh, wow.
	That's not smart.
	Can you not have that impact, please?
	Holy schmack.
	But there's various degrees of all this, you know?
	They're skiing fast.
	That's not jumping off a cliff in a squirrel suit, but you're getting there.
	Go do stuff.
	Skydiving safe.
	Get out of your fucking hovel.
	All right, let me get some papiers.
	By the way, we've been holding off on the doodle auctions because the feds are coming down on anything remotely associated with Prowboys, including a charity for one of their babies.
	But they're piling up and we'll be launching them soon.
	Yeah, let me get some paper.
	All right.
	Oh, I'm in so much pain.
	And we'll play the call-in bumper.
	You are on the air.
	This is a fucking loser.
	You know, I'm here to learn, share, and listen, understand why.
	Hey, why does everyone get two things?
	You have one thing.
	Thank you for calling.
	It was great hearing from you.
	All right, next call.
	It's a great bumper, too.
	We got.
	So last night...
	Did you answer it yet?
	I get old.
	Last night, I'm at the bar with that blue-collar dude I told you who was a liberal.
	And this Puerto Rican girl's there with fucking fantastic tits.
	And she's with a black girl, and I see that they scope me, I'm made.
	And I see the black girl going, and she's got her phone out.
	And then I see her Puerto Rican friend with the great tits going, are you okay?
	Are you okay?
	I'm like, oh, here we go, for fuck's sake.
	By the way, I'm at an old man bar.
	You're young people.
	You're on my turf.
	I'm not at a fucking rave.
	So fuck you.
	Anyway, they eventually get the liquid courage to come over.
	And the black girl, after the Puerto Rican girl broke the ice, the black girl came by and shook everyone's hand.
	Hi, like that's sort of breaking the ice.
	And now we're having some sort of Camp David peace talks.
	Very brave.
	But the Puerto Rican girl goes, can I ask you guys a relationship question?
	And we're both 50.
	We both have kids and we're married.
	And, you know, we went through a lot of relationships in our lives before we got married.
	So we know a lot of shit.
	And it's fun being asked a relationship question.
	So I was like, perfect.
	Yes.
	I couldn't think of something I'd rather do right now than get into your relationship.
	I'm not being sarcastic.
	And she goes, so I was dating this cop, okay?
	And we've spent a lot of time together recently.
	We've only known each other for a couple months, but we've really been hot and heavy.
	And all of a sudden on Sunday, he ghosted me.
	That's a young person term for not getting back to me.
	And I don't know what's going on.
	Now it's Tuesday.
	This was last night.
	So I'm starting to get worried.
	And I'm going, well, did you try contacting him?
	I'm trying to be nice at first, right?
	But we'd had a few beers.
	And eventually I go, I don't know, lady, maybe he, what are you doing?
	Drinking.
	I go, maybe he went to see his wife.
	And then the other guy goes, yeah, let's cut the shit.
	He's chilling.
	If he's not going to see his wife, he's going to see some other chick.
	And she goes, well, you know, he's a detective now.
	And I don't believe that because she was so young.
	But even if you're fighting a massive forest fire in California, within 12 hours, somewhere in the port-a-potty, you're going to be able to make a call.
	And if she's the one, then you're going to want to call her.
	So he's cheating.
	I know this isn't what you want, and I'm sorry.
	So I banged her in the bathroom, and it went great.
	That's what you do when you realize a story's sucking.
	Just add a crazy ending.
	And being good at it, if you will.
	All right, let's answer some calls.
	All right, we got Tony on the line.
	What's up, Tony Rohn?
	Hi.
	Hi.
	Hi, Gavin.
	Hi, Ryan.
	Hi, hi, hi.
	I just wanted to make a couple suggestions for beautiful places to live, to move to, to get away from Libtards.
	There's two, what I'd call jewelry boxes, which are Savannah, Georgia, and Charleston, South Carolina.
	Both of those have come up quite a bit.
	Well, they're like, just go take your wife for a week, spend three days in each, and you'll just have the most romantic time, beautiful restaurants.
	It's just so beautiful.
	And then if you're, you know, you're right on the beach, too.
	You're in a city, but there's Edisto Beach.
	So I don't think they've had for so many years so many rich northerners come down.
	I think they do turn their noses up to it, but it's just charming and beautiful, wonderful.
	If you went to Florida, it's, I hate to say this, it's a cultural desert.
	It's beautiful, nice beaches, but you'll die.
	You'll die in Florida.
	There's no museums.
	There's no history.
	There's just no culture.
	This is amusement parks.
	So I would stay away from Florida.
	But the place I most love in the world is Asheville, North Carolina, because you have the Smoky Mountains, which I think is really one of the most beautiful parks of our country.
	And it's a very artistic community.
	And there's a lot of artists that make things, and beautiful things come from Asheville.
	It's a lot of furniture and stuff.
	But I love Asheville, and the Smoky Mountains are just absolutely stunning.
	And then if you're in North Carolina, you're four hours to the beach.
	So it's not terrible.
	So you could almost have the best of both worlds.
	Yeah, now my daughter's kind of punky, and she's going to miss New York.
	I hear Asheville is kind of artsy-fartsy, and like there's a little hipster community there that she could probably, you know, go hang in.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	It's gorgeous.
	And then also, I know I'm not supposed to have two things, but I really would like your advice on I'm surrounded by libcards.
	I'm completely isolated.
	I don't have a community of conservative moms.
	I'm so alone.
	Where are you?
	And I don't know in Connecticut.
	Are you near Darion?
	No, no, a little bit north of there.
	I'm not far from Sandy Hook, actually.
	Yeah, north from Darion about 45 minutes.
	Well, do you have kids?
	I'm totally isolated.
	Do you have kids?
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	Cut out.
	Yes, I have kids.
	How old are they?
	I've got a teenager, 17-year-old, and now a 12-year-old.
	Okay, well, the 12-year-old could take baseball, and I find baseball to be relatively mega, and you start meeting the moms when you're rooting for the kids.
	Someone sneaks in some wine, and the next thing you know, you have a posse.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	I mean, that's, my wife is a liberal, but she doesn't like them because they terrorize her family.
	So she's always looking for MAGA people.
	And she found a crew through baseball.
	But what was great about it is even the women in that crew, some of them are pretty liberal, but they've gotten to know her, and they don't care that, you know, her husband's MAGA.
	In fact, I get along with them almost as well as she does.
	And that was all because of our kids' sports.
	I have two kids that will not go near sports.
	That's a little tough.
	Well, they have to.
	Yeah, I'm forced them.
	My daughter was that way, and she refused softball and lacrosse and soccer.
	And then I made her try boxing, and she said, I like this.
	So now she has boxing.
	You just keep throwing shit to the wall to see what sticks.
	Yeah.
	But they have to do some kind of exercise.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling.
	Okay.
	I'll try.
	Thank you.
	We let her get like seven points in.
	That's because we're a feminist show.
	That's right.
	That's true.
	It is a form of affirmative action the way we're nicer to broads, but it's really because we have less female callers.
	So in order to try to achieve a balance, when a female caller calls, I tend to give her more.
	It's equity.
	Leeway.
	And women are, in fact, demented.
	Well, I don't think so.
	We don't think so on this show.
	Proud boys and women.
	And kids.
	Kids and people.
	What does that even mean?
	Proud boys and women.
	Maddie Mathis is on the line talking about racing.
	Hello?
	Hello?
	Hi.
	Can you hear me?
	Yes.
	Yeah, you sound great.
	I'm another caller from Connecticut.
	Cool.
	I'm in high school, and the other day you were talking about how they're trying to teach how math is racist.
	Well, lo and behold, literally the next day in computer science class, we have a whole presentation about all the contributions of black people to mathematics.
	Were they talking about Arabs?
	No, no, they weren't, but that's also kind of bullshit.
	Yeah, it's really.
	I sent a screenshot of it to the mailbag.
	My high school says math is racist is the subject line.
	Got you, thank you.
	So what happens if you contest this?
	Like, do you get kicked out of school?
	I don't think it would be that severe, but.
	Because you've got to say something.
	The studying and teaching of mathematical sciences is like many subjects learning, blah, blah, blah.
	The content we learn in the name of Ethereum's party, the famous sugar, the mathematics community has made strides to promote equality, equity, and representation.
	We still have a long way to go as educators in the West Hartford community.
	We are committed to learning and growing and promoting equity.
	That doesn't mean anything.
	That doesn't mean anything.
	None of those words.
	I'm no farther ahead after those four paragraphs than I was before.
	Yeah, it's like that poet at the Biden was going into office.
	Oh, man.
	We have to look with our eyes.
	Eyes see.
	Just because it is does not mean it is just this.
	All right, thanks for calling, Caller.
	God, what the fuck do we do?
	I almost said I wouldn't want to have kids in school right now as a dad.
	Oh, wait, I do.
	Man, I'm not drawing very well tonight.
	This is not working out.
	Blame it on the rib, baby.
	You got a rib drawing right now.
	This is about dinosaurs.
	And it says I'm partially right.
	Oof.
	I can hear.
	I heard my anal lips colliding.
	Yeah, that was graphic.
	A lot of imagery with that sound.
	Hey, this is a dinosaur caller, 817.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	And then like just chaos over there.
	Trill, but they're not millions and millions of years old.
	Did y'all know there's cave paintings that are dated several thousand years old of dinosaurs painted on cave walls before they even discovered dinosaur bones?
	So man knew about dinosaurs thousands of years ago.
	And another thing, if you believe the Bible, which y'all are Bible-believing Christians, I would imagine, the Bible says man and dinosaurs were created on the sixth day together.
	And also, the Bible says sin, man's sin brought death into the world, not that death brought man into the world.
	See what I'm saying?
	If evolution is true, then there was millions and millions of years of animals being born and dying and suffering before man ever even evolved, quote unquote.
	So that would make the Bible untrue.
	So, you know, if you can't believe the first part of the Bible, you can't believe any part of the Bible.
	Wait, so what part of the Bible denies that there was life before man?
	Is it Job and Genesis?
	Say that again?
	Go back on that part.
	The Bible says, what about...
	Okay.
	Okay.
	The Bible says that man and dinosaurs, they were both created on the sixth day at the same day together.
	Okay?
	Now, you could say, well, that meant that was thousands and thousands of years or whatever that one day equaled, but it still doesn't equal millions and millions of years.
	Now, the Bible says everything was perfect at the beginning, before man sinned, before Adam and Eve sinned.
	There was no death in the world.
	So at the point Adam and Eve sinned, that's what caused death.
	That's what caused their death eventually and the death of the rest of the mankind and the whole world.
	Animals are groaning.
	Nature's groaning, waiting for the return of Christ.
	So about evolution, evolution teaches that there's been millions and millions and millions of years that eventually man evolved out of all this death and carnage that was going on for millions of years.
	The Bible doesn't teach that.
	The Bible teaches that there was no death before man's sin.
	Yeah, I don't buy it.
	I buy it.
	I don't think we came from shrews.
	They say that we came from shrews.
	We didn't come from pond scum, and don't let evolution make a monkey out of you.
	We didn't evolve from apes either.
	Hell yeah.
	No, we didn't evolve from apes, but we have the same evolutionary trajectory as apes.
	Negative.
	There's never been anything observed changing from one kind to another kind.
	Dogs always have dogs.
	Cows always have cows.
	Pigs always have pigs.
	There's nothing evolving.
	There is microevolution, like birds having different sized beaks depending on what they're eating and their environment.
	But they're still birds.
	Birds are still birds.
	There is not going to change them to anything else.
	Whales are dogs.
	Whales used to look like dogs.
	No, whales have always been whales.
	Nope.
	Dogs have always been dogs.
	Whales used to be dogs.
	Whales used to be dogs.
	I think he's dying on this whole whales were dogs things.
	We was kings and whales were dogs.
	All right, thanks for calling.
	I like it.
	Thanks.
	Pull it up.
	Pull the evolution of whales from dogs.
	It took 50 million years, but these dogs were going around the edge of the river and they were trying to get something to eat.
	And they noticed they did well with like crayfish type stuff.
	So then they started going into the water.
	And then as they went into the water, they would start swimming around.
	And then they started...
	And by the way, when they say evolution, they don't mean that these things magically developed this.
	They mean that the ones that had this trait bred more because they were more successful.
	Like the reason you have chinky eyes is because when humans crossed the Bering Strait, they would get snowblind.
	So the ones who were born with eyes kind of like this would procreate more because they were healthier and they weren't fucking going blind all the time.
	They had time to fuck.
	And there.
	So go back to the beginning of this.
	The evolution of the whale.
	This is what I believe as a Christian.
	What?
	There's a silly dog.
	I thought we were studying whale evolution.
	We're on dry land.
	All marine mammals evolve from land mammals.
	So he starts getting prawns and around now, like the dogs that were good swimmers would procreate more.
	So that's why you start seeing these changes.
	Yikes.
	We're doing millions and millions of years at a time here.
	That's why a whale is a mammal.
	Because it's really just a dog.
	It's pretty streamlined and has a lot of hole in its head.
	But probably comes onto the land to have its babies, although scientists can't be sure.
	And we are next to a river, not the sea.
	Whales were not always whales, dude.
	Well, I know we're by the seaside, but I don't know if it's a little bit of a damage.
	I think that's pretty rich.
	It'd be fun to look at the skeletons, though.
	So you don't believe this.
	I don't.
	Right now, you don't do education, you just look at a bunch of YouTube videos.
	I know what it's like if you go to college, they tell you this stuff, but you don't sit there hands-on and do experiments.
	You're just remembering shit.
	I'm not discrediting it, too.
	It could be all true.
	I'm just saying just as much as a leap of faith with somebody who hasn't looked at the evidence as somebody who read the Bible.
	Dog and whale.
	No, that's not the case at all.
	There's tons of unequivocal, hard evidence that evolution exists.
	Wait, go back to my whale.
	You weren't done.
	Let's see what happens next as it evolves.
	The water is nice and warm here.
	Are we moving out to sea?
	Yeah.
	Wait, where'd that fin come from?
	Will it be as warm as the next place?
	Let's see what happens next.
	The one that had a little kink in its back ends up breeding more.
	Yes, and look over there at that dolphin-sized creature.
	It's called a gyrodon.
	A gyrodon?
	No, that really does look like a whale.
	It's got fashionary, but everything is like a whale, except the bass and the sword.
	What do you have?
	So what do whales have instead of mouse?
	Oh shit.
	Here, find.
	So that guy said there was cave paintings of dinosaurs.
	Yeah, we're showing those.
	Let's see that.
	So yeah, modern youth now, they just look at, you know, people like Ryan.
	Hey.
	They just look at YouTube videos about 9-11 or something, and then that's their information.
	Well, I mean, what are we doing?
	What?
	We're objecting to the mainstream media.
	I'm seeing history.
	We're on a TV show that's basically a radio show.
	So the medium changes the authenticity of it?
	I'm just saying that I'm watching history being rewritten in real time.
	Yeah, but these are minor tweaks.
	They're not eradicating dinosaurs.
	And that...
	What are we looking at here?
	I want to find a real site discussing this.
	Let's see.
	Oh, that's not one.
	UFO sightings.footage.
	No, that doesn't count.
	But let's see National Geographic or something talk about dinosaur paintings.
	Indie.
	Genesis Park.
	See this fucking horseshit.
	Someone found a dinosaur-like shape on a cave, and now cavemen were drawing dinosaurs.
	Come on, man.
	Come on, man.
	I can't believe I have to sit and refute this.
	This is the problem with having a weirdo show is a lot of your viewers are very eccentric and they send me shit like, you honestly think a plane went into the World Trade Center?
	A fucking seagull can obliterate a plane.
	I got that email today calling me a bitch and stuff.
	Dude, I watched a plane go into the World Trade Center.
	I was there.
	I didn't watch it on TV.
	I watched it from my roof.
	I saw it with my own eyes.
	I saw the second plane hit the second tower.
	See, the mistake there is certainty in any direction.
	I'm not certain of either things.
	I'm not saying, dude, it definitely happened that way.
	Just saying I don't fucking know.
	Oh, Jennifer Tennis.
	Hi.
	Hi.
	Well, I'm going to change my thing because I want to talk about what the last caller talked about.
	He is absolutely correct.
	And by the way, there's lots of Christian geologists and anthropologists.
	So, okay, so in the book of Job, in the Bible, it talks about a creature called Zohemoth and also Leviathan.
	It talks about how their tails were like cedar trees and their arms and legs were like...
	But the real problem with the serious episode is what they call the missing link.
	So there's no fossils that have ever been discovered where there is a change of kind.
	So you never have like canines evolving into feline.
	In fact, Darwin himself said that if a change of kind was never discovered, then his theory is debunked.
	So, and that's very important.
	If you think about it, there's not one fossil ever that shows a change in kind.
	There's adaptation, microevolution, that's Darwin finches in the Galapagos.
	But you said that you wanted a website.
	If you go to Answers in Genesis, The guy's name is Ken Ham, and I mean, he's got tons and tons of information about it.
	Of course, it's a very complex subject, so I can understand, you know, if you, you know, have trouble swallowing that pill.
	But, you know, they found organic matter in fossils that are supposedly millions of years old that wouldn't have been able to survive.
	Well, that one I heard that it was actually, it wasn't, it wasn't biological, it wasn't like tissue and stuff like that.
	It was an imprint of tissue.
	And it was, so that one I've seen the response for, and it seems like it wasn't like outside of the bone, it was like within.
	So do you think dinosaurs existed, lady?
	I do, because the Bible talks about them.
	In the book of Job, chapter 45, I think 15 through 24.
	It talks about.
	So you think they existed, but they existed a few thousand years ago.
	Well, that's what the Bible indicates.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling.
	Yeah, he debated, I remember this Ken Ham guy.
	He debated Bill Nye.
	And I just, Bill Nye's just a cunt.
	So Bill Nye is, he has an engineering degree.
	Like my dad.
	I take it from it.
	But he went to college.
	Okay.
	Rory Jeopardy.
	It's Rory Jeopardy, baby.
	Have you watched Jeopardy lately, dude?
	No, that show's too hard for me.
	I don't understand it.
	All right, so I happen to like it.
	I watched them my whole life.
	And, you know, Trebek died, which is very sad and all.
	But since he has passed on, you wouldn't believe the conduct of the contestants.
	When they got to do a little story, each person in the middle of the first round, it always reverts back to their pets, their tabletop gaming, or something like your blueberry margarita story about the airport,
	about the homos drinking gay drinks.
	It's always a combination thereof.
	But like the worst thing to me, and it's very new, this whole trend, is people will sort of petulantly object when they get something wrong.
	Like they're always huffing and puffing.
	No way.
	Throughout the whole round.
	Like these people, they have no humility.
	So the judge is wrong?
	The question was wrong?
	Yeah, you know, like you buzz in, you get one wrong, whatever.
	Like, it's a trend.
	It's very noticeable.
	And do you think it's that Alex Trebek was kind of keeping him in line, or do you think that now that he's gone, there's more of a maybe like an effort by the production to sort of encourage people to be a little more like feisty and entertaining instead of intelligent?
	No, I think when the con chat sortie les surridance, when the cat's away, the mice will play.
	And we are seeing what these fucking nerds have been dying to do this whole time.
	And you're right, that's so embarrassing.
	So they had Ken Jennings for a while, and he had other responsibilities.
	So the last week they had producers posting.
	And at the end of every episode, they do this like come together kumbaya bullshit.
	But the guy literally says, he goes, you know, if we all just pitched in a little bit together, we can make this world a lot better than it is right now.
	Which, you know what that means?
	What?
	Absolutely nothing.
	It's just empty rhetoric.
	Like, I don't even, so much of what the lefties are saying these days sounds good.
	And you go, but not only does that mean nothing, I don't believe you.
	Like with that Candace Owens green screen where he goes, and then I'll put my real name, or when I don't have my real name, Walter, I have Hawk Newsome on.
	Hawk doesn't get any calls back because he's black.
	And they see that.
	And I'm like, let me see.
	I don't believe you.
	It's just easier.
	That show was just like the model of consistency.
	And now it feels like when lesbians started going to my barber shop, it's awful.
	Yeah, well, that's indicative of the whole country, my friend.
	Thanks for calling.
	They really know how to take over something and just ruin the living shit out of it, don't they?
	Justin.
	Justin, you're on the line.
	Guys, how are you tonight?
	Thanks for taking my call.
	What's up?
	Hey, Gav, just wanted to ask you if you happened to catch Howard the last week or two, particularly like this last week.
	Dude, I was listening to Howard today, and it was so infuriating.
	So there's been two deaths from gender reveal parties, and what happens is the blue powder or whatever explodes and kills a guy.
	And there's 331 million people in the country.
	Two deaths is irrelevant.
	We have six people die every year from spider bites.
	We're not concerned about it.
	But Howard, not only has he not left his house for a year, but he's never really left his house.
	So he's sitting there.
	He has to come up with a reason for these deaths.
	So he comes up with this bullshit made-up story where he goes, so yeah, let me explain what's happening.
	Men don't like gender reveal parties, true, but they love fireworks.
	So what they do is they have a connection with a guy who can get you this and that piece of dynamite, and they get these crazy fireworks, and then that's their contribution to the gender reveal party.
	And the fireworks explode, and they end up killing people because these guys don't know what they're doing.
	And you're like, I'm sitting in the car going, Howard, you just made that up.
	That's not a thing.
	Yeah, he makes up a lot of stuff as if I was talking out of his ass.
	What are your thoughts on his recent obsession with the jazz person?
	I didn't know what it was.
	I had to go online and look it up.
	It's literally like a 16 or 17-year-old, I guess, a man who felt that that person was a woman.
	And so with the help of his parents and everything else, has had hormones and bottom surgery.
	And Howard is obsessed with this person named Jazz and how doctors built them a seven-inch deep vagina.
	Yeah, yeah.
	And it goes back to his weird, creepy obsession with young girls.
	Like, I Am Jazz, at first glance, looks like an attractive 13-year-old girl.
	Now, unfortunately, it's like a 15-year-old boy, and he's a fucking pig.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	I hate the way he talks about young girls and pretends that it's just this fun thing and he's in touch with his feminine side.
	No, he's a disgusting old Jewish perv, just like Harvey Weinstein.
	And the fact that he's into I Am Jazz is equally nauseating.
	Fuck, it's gross.
	And he pretends he's just into some trans soap opera.
	It's deeply disturbing.
	And I Am Jazz is deeply disturbing.
	It's a poor little, I think, adopted, like, Arab boy who is gay, and his white parents fucking helped him cut his dick off, which is going to be the future of Charlie Therone's little poor boy,
	little African boy.
	He's going to be chopping his dick off any day now.
	And it's that shouldn't.
	When you sign up to give your kid away for adoption, there should be a little slot saying, by the way, no genital mutilation.
	You're absolutely right, man.
	No, for real.
	And like his obsession with like underage girls is like kind of disturbing at this point because he had Chris M. Wig on, which was a horrifically boring interview.
	Yes, I remember.
	He was talking about how babysat some actor's kid when she was younger.
	And he was like, oh.
	So when you were babysitting this kid as a teen, did you ever like want to have sex with that actor guy?
	Oh, God, no.
	And then like Keene Barry is completely amazing upstate.
	Was talking about a movie that she was in.
	I think it was like Poison Huggy or whatever.
	And he was like, oh, you were so hot in that movie.
	Weren't you like 17?
	She's like, well, I was 16.
	He's like, oh, you were so hot.
	Yeah, and he talks about his favorite porn.
	His favorite porn is always this like babysitter shit.
	And you look at pornography now, like go to Red Tube or whatever.
	And there's all this shit about like stepsister walks in on stepson.
	And you're like, do all these people want to fuck their siblings?
	What's with all this incest?
	But he loves it.
	He's a fucking disgusting lech.
	All right, thanks for calling.
	One more thing.
	Wait, one more thing.
	We lost him.
	He faded.
	A victim of the fade.
	Okay.
	Like you and my heels on.
	You're on the line.
	Hey, buddy.
	I have a girlfriend.
	She has four pencils down hangers, buddy.
	What do you think about that, buddy?
	Hold on.
	Let me just see.
	One, two, three, four.
	Her hangers, they're four pencils down, buddy.
	What do you think about that, buddy?
	No, I heard you.
	I was just measuring four pencils.
	I think those are perky.
	Four pencils is nothing.
	Is that all of it?
	You think those are droopers?
	Dude, I do two pencil cases.
	They're droopers, buddy.
	That's the perfect thing for me, buddy.
	They droop and they hang, and they're so nice, buddy.
	She's 40 years old, buddy.
	Oh, she's eight years my senior.
	I tell you what, I found the one, buddy.
	I can't trade her up for younger kids and better younger friends, but no, buddy.
	She's the one for me, buddy.
	Hold on.
	I'll tell you what.
	Okay, buddy.
	Well, you chose great.
	Thanks for calling.
	You're never going to have kids, and that's kind of a bummer.
	If you ever want to make a baby, dude, you're not going to have that opportunities.
	Well, hey, I have a son.
	He's 15.
	Well, don't break characters.
	Wait, you're 32?
	And you have a 15-year-old?
	Oh, Ohio.
	Midwest.
	Yeah, from like Akron, Ohio.
	You've mentioned it in your show before.
	What have I mentioned?
	Akron, Ohio.
	Oh, okay.
	I'm sure, yeah, it's come across.
	Yeah, it was a few months ago, but I want to say that when you threw the conservative map up, you would probably love this area as far as rolling hills, beautiful scenery, lakeside living.
	There's not a lot of Libtards here either.
	Wait a minute.
	I also...
	Isn't that the only city in the world with no hardcore bands?
	Thank me for my service.
	Thank you for your service.
	I'm terrible at this right now, but I like you more than a friend, okay, buddy?
	Okay, buddy.
	Thanks for calling, man.
	Thank you for your service and everything.
	Thank you for your service, buddy duty.
	I love thank you for my service.
	That's one of the funniest things I've ever heard.
	Cameron Stevie Wundle.
	Yeah, I called to talk about him, but I wanted to jump in on the dinosaurs and fossils things real quick because they were right.
	You know, they found fossils that have changed from like within the same species, but they've never seen evidence of a fossil that changed in care.
	Okay.
	So anyway, did you see that Stevie Wonder is moving to Ghana so that his children's children, children do not have to experience the racial oppression and political turmoil here in the United States?
	Okay, and I wish you nothing but the best, Steve.
	He's a Ghana.
	Good luck with that.
	Yeah, their per capita GDP is 3% of America's.
	You know, the homicide rate is four times.
	The life expectancy is 15 years shorter.
	But he's got $110 million.
	And the Chicago Tribune article about it mentioned, he mentioned that the president of Ghana's promised to give him land.
	Yeah, you know what?
	The second his kids are old enough to get the fuck out of Ghana, they are going to be goners.
	You sure?
	I mean, it's right by the beach.
	Yeah, so is Miami.
	What a fucking weirdo.
	I'm going to get a zone, I suppose.
	All right, thanks for calling.
	Look up Ghana on Instagram.
	Of course, it'll just be like resorts and stuff.
	Ghana.
	This is the best I could do today, folks.
	It's a terrible drawing of the ghetto blaster.
	Let's see if it sells.
	There's a bunch of Ghana-related stuff, but it doesn't seem like Ghana.
	Hashkit tag.
	Why do I have to tell you to do everything three times?
	Like when I say check Ghana in Instagram and you go and check it in Google So that looks nice.
	Those are buildings.
	Ghana.
	So it's a big, pretty big country.
	It's near Liberia, which is where the freed slaves tried to start their own country, and that sucked.
	Lagos.
	It's near a place that seems to be called the N-word.
	That's not acceptable.
	I wonder if it's Muslim.
	Computer, what is the primary religion of Ghana?
	2001 was 57% Christian, 22% ethno-religionist, 20% Muslim, 0.061% Baha'i, 0.02% Hindu, 0.0029% Chinese.
	So Stevie Wonder's a Muslim.
	He's a Nation of Islam Muslim.
	He's a Farrakhan guy.
	Farrakhan's a prophet that I think you ought to listen to.
	Somebody's calling about the Samsons.
	Oh, yeah.
	Hi.
	Hello.
	Can you hear me?
	Yes.
	Can you hear me?
	Yes.
	Yes, my name is Josh.
	I'm from Utah.
	I just saw an article that the guy who played Dr. Hibbert from The Simpsons Job Replace.
	Because he's white.
	You know how long he's been doing that voice for?
	He's been doing that voice for 35 years.
	I know.
	And were black people really offended?
	I wonder how much money he lost from that.
	I mean, he does like most of the voices on that show.
	Yeah, he does.
	He does like Mr. Burns, Flemers, Lenny, Otto, Reverend Lovejoy, Smithers, Crystal Skinner.
	He does a lot of voices for the show.
	He's just probably just like, ah, whatever.
	Fuck it.
	Yeah.
	The guy who took over his voice, and he's done a lot of voice work, too.
	Does he sound like Dr. Hibbert?
	We should start reverse enforcing.
	We've got to start fighting back and reverse enforcing these rules.
	Like, I want us to come down hard on the Knicks.
	The Knicks are named after the Knickerbockers who stole Manhattan from the Indians.
	We need to get hard on the Knicks.
	And also, if any black voice actor does any white male voice, we've got to start giving them shit.
	We also got to start giving shit to people like Beyonce who steal non-black hair and appropriate it.
	True.
	She does a commercial for blondes.
	That's not her hair, and she can't get it wet.
	She's advertising blonde shampoo.
	All right, thanks for calling, buddy.
	We're getting close to the end.
	Abraham Simpson, as you have pled guilty to the murder of Vivian St. Charmaine, I'm giving you life in prison.
	I'm giving your podcast.
	When the doctor comes up, it'll be the new voice.
	Who has the time?
	I have shocking medical news that will blow your father's case wide open.
	Is there somewhere public we can talk?
	On the day of Vivian's disappearance, she and Abe went in for a couple's colonoscopy.
	They each swallowed a tiny intestipod, which records internal data and broadcasts a precise GPS signal for 24 hours.
	Just pause.
	A Jew in Israel did invent that.
	A pill that has a camera that can monitor its root down.
	Damn, dog.
	You know, I met a lot of Jews in Israel.
	I go, you know, everyone's mad about this money that you get, and they think that the 3.5 billion is too much.
	And I met a couple who were like, yeah, I don't like it either.
	We have a self-sufficient economy.
	Our cellular technology is unbridled.
	So stop sending us money and we're fine on our own.
	Their inventions are amazing.
	This is his old voice.
	But what if he jokes?
	Not to worry.
	We have the latest Hamlick machine.
	And then there's Cleveland Browns Jewelry.
	A sorry board game.
	Let me see it.
	Three pieces missing.
	Why'd you do that?
	I can shake anything and figure out what all's in there.
	So that's a black guy now?
	Wait, we got 11 periods left.
	I couldn't even tell the difference, honestly, with that one.
	Yeah, what's the point?
	I don't know.
	It's such a dumb point.
	Like, we're sick of white people using our accents.
	It's like, I guess it starts with blackface, right?
	Black voice.
	Black voice.
	All right, let's take one more call.
	This is a dumb drawing I just did.
	This is a terrible drawing of Ryan that doesn't even look like him.
	Thank you.
	Just as a joke, I was about to be like, when are they going to say it's appropriating culture to do cornrows?
	But that happened already.
	Oh, yeah.
	Cornrows, you get in big trouble for.
	Yeah.
	Cody.
	Yo, what's going on there, boys?
	Hey, guys.
	Hey, dude.
	So, check her out there.
	I'm only going to do one thing because I'm not a dick.
	My man.
	So let's let Gavin choose what's going on.
	So do you want to hear a wholesome dad moment?
	Or do you want to hear my theory on Antifa and masks?
	Antifa and masks, please.
	Okay, so you know how Antifa is kind of like the hive mind mentality?
	Yeah.
	So how the left is pushing the masks all crazy?
	They're basically recruiting people into Antifo without even saying anything about it.
	Because if you look at these rallies and shit, you kind of can't even tell who's who anymore because our dudes never wore masks, you know?
	So now all you see in these videos is a shitload of people in black, shitload of people in masks.
	So basically it allows Antifo to kind of like move within the different groups, you know?
	And they're not at a place because they can wear a mask.
	That's what you're supposed to be doing.
	Does that make sense?
	Yeah, it's a good theory.
	All right, thanks for calling.
	Yeah.
	Thanks for calling.
	That's enough calls for today.
	I think another thing with Antifa too, and this is tangentially related to what that caller just said, is when you have no way of being identified, you tend to be more sadistic, more malicious, more sociopathic.
	And we've seen this in studies with the, you know, university studies where they'll have someone who's hiding and they push a button and it can cause the person pain.
	And if the person can see them, they don't do it.
	But if the person can't see them when they did it, they'll be like, eh, and just be a sadist.
	And I think not only do a lot of people, when they're masked as Antifa, sort of go, hey, I can't be discovered.
	I'm going to go like kick that person in the head and then run away.
	There's that, but there's also people who have that tendency and then get attracted to the movement because I'm the kind of person who likes to hurt people and get away with it.
	I just found a movement where you can wear a mask and do that.
	So you attract sadists.
	So though their philosophy is we're anti-fascist and blah, blah, blah, and they have a good whole spiel that they push, as far as the actual clientele, I bet only 20% of them have any kind of political agenda and the rest are just psychotic sadists.
	That's it for today, folks.
	We'll be back tomorrow at our normal time and place.
	We'll be catching up on a lot of fun stuff that we didn't get to, cleaning up the computer, if you will.
	And in the interim, we'd like you to get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

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