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Feb. 19, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S03E75 - NOT WOKE ENOUGH!

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	From New York, it's Jeff My One with Devin McGinnis.
	That is, I don't give a fuck from Razor Knights, my girlfriend, Diana Death.
	We're dating now.
	She's my mistress.
	She's my work wife.
	She's calling me.
	Nobody is.
	A friend of hers said, you can get her on the show, you know.
	She likes the show.
	I said, no.
	Guess why?
	You don't bring your wife to work?
	I don't want to ruin her life.
	Oh, true.
	BBQT was on the show, and she became permanently unemployable and couldn't get a job at MGM Grand because she had spoken to me.
	I'm toxic.
	I'm poison.
	So I respect this woman and want her to have a happy life.
	So I'm not going to have her on the show.
	Isn't that what the radical left was going for?
	To make us untouchable?
	I guess in that sense, they've succeeded.
	Anyway, great band.
	Great vibes.
	That was IDGF.
	I don't give a fuck.
	You know what I like about their songs is the variety.
	Like you hear that cocaine song and you think you know them and that's nothing like their songs.
	We've got a lot to cover today, folks.
	But my new plan with this show is we just wander around.
	It's really a radio show with a video component.
	But we just wander around and then this is just, if I run out of shit to say, but this isn't in the notes.
	However, I wanted to investigate the Equalizer.
	The last time we brought this up, nothing was on the air yet.
	Now, The Equalizer was a show that I loved in the 80s and 90s, I think.
	And the premise is it's an MI5 guy.
	MI5 is the CIA of Britain.
	And, you know, you look into these guys and most of their life is sitting in a dumpster next to a terrorist cell and listening in on their meetings and translating it on a notepad with cabbage on your shoulder and a rat in your boot.
	But they also are trained murderers.
	So Edward Woodward was the original equalizer.
	And yes, he's a fat old man.
	But if you look up MI5, that's what they look like.
	My wife was watching this fucking show with Sandra O. Sandra O. Sandra O. That's what she looks like, too.
	I'm dating this hot Asian chick.
	Really?
	Yeah, yeah.
	Her name's Sandra.
	Oh, I can't wait to see her.
	Oh.
	She's a five.
	They're usually hotter than that.
	She might be a four.
	No, that's a solid five.
	I mean, she's old now, right?
	She's so Canadian.
	You might see a Chinese person.
	I see Toronto.
	Yeah, wait, what is that?
	It's just an Ontarian nose.
	That just made sense out of her.
	She has an Ontarian nose.
	That looks like a moral.
	I don't think she's ever done anal.
	You probably know what I mean.
	People in Toronto have never done heroin.
	Not that that's a good thing.
	Why would I put it there?
	Oh, no.
	Well, easy there, fuck.
	That's where the poop comes out.
	Hey, there, fucking, you're barking up the wrong tree there, guy.
	Anyway, Sandra O's in some MI5 thing, and she's like an assassin, and then someone's trying to kill her.
	And it's like an MI5 soap opera, all broads.
	And I go to, I'm sitting in the bed, and I see what my wife's watching, and I'm like, what's going on here?
	She's MI5?
	And she goes, yeah, I go, honey, MI5 people look like Steve Bannon.
	They don't look like this.
	They're fat and old because it's hard to get there.
	They do not look like Sandra O. And she goes, just leave me alone.
	Don't fucking ruin everything I'm wanting.
	I went, whoa, whoa, whoa.
	I had to get out of there.
	I was in trouble.
	Is this it?
	Yeah.
	Aren't you scared of all those broads?
	Killing Eve.
	Killing Eve.
	I think Sandra O is Eve.
	And all these assassins are trying to kill her.
	You know how you kill Sandra O?
	You hit her with a bat once in the head and she's dead.
	So that kind of gets to the equalizer.
	So anyway, the Edward Woodward show was cool.
	And he's retired MI5 and he has a certain set of skills like Liam Neeson.
	I want my daughter back.
	Super awesome intro.
	Free.
	Made by Stuart Copeland of the police.
	Stuart Copeland's cool.
	He did a lot of solo stuff under the name Clark Kent because he didn't want people to know he's in the police, the band.
	So he would have a, he said, he had an ad in the newspaper looking for help and he'd find like some woman who's being abused by some mafia or so rich guy or whatever.
	She was at Death's Door and he would go and save the day.
	And I know it looks absurd to see a big fat guy like that, old man, but that's what it's like when you're X CIA, XMI5, XFBI, right?
	So then they go, this is a really cool show and a cool concept, but it features a white male.
	Those are gross.
	This is the philosophy of modern Western culture is that white males have cooties.
	They're yucky.
	They keep inventing stuff and doing good at it, if you will.
	So what we do is we just take their stuff, like putting a man on the moon, where everyone responsible for that looked like the dude in Falling Down.
	They all had short-sleeved white shirts with pocket protectors.
	And they just make it black woman.
	Like Hidden Figures.
	Hidden Figures, which my daughter had to study in school, features that woman that you told me was a cunt, and I think you're right.
	Who are they now?
	Oh.
	No, that's not what she was like.
	She was a math janitor.
	Angela something.
	Fucking middle.
	I bet she's a cunt.
	Her.
	By the way, in that movie, we talked about this, right?
	She walks by, they're making the shuttle that lands, and the panels keep coming off, and she gets her heel caught in a grate, which makes her have to stay there an extra second.
	Yeah, her.
	And she goes, actually, if you made those aerodynamic, they wouldn't fly off.
	And all the scientists go, what?
	And they go, whoa.
	And she invents the space shuttle.
	What?
	She's a genius.
	What?
	So they make the equalizer black, Denzel Washington.
	And I'm fine with that because it goes the other way all the time.
	Mel Gibson played Malcolm X in a movie recently.
	Of course.
	There was Ryan Gosling who played Martin Luther King.
	Martin Luther King in a movie recently.
	Oh, remember they had Melissa McCarthy play Bob Marley in the story of legend?
	That was stunning, yeah.
	I thought she was just a comedian, but she did an incredible job.
	They brown-faced her.
	But the hair.
	She had the dreads.
	Waguan.
	No, and you know, in that movie where Melissa McCarthy plays Bob Marley, she did all her own songs.
	Yeah, the singing and stuff like that.
	Her whole film.
	You can tell it's not Bob Marley, but it sounds like a Jamaican, like when she's like, no woman, no cry.
	Do you remember where we used to dance in the government town in Trenchtown?
	Diddle in.
	Like, I forgot I was watching Melissa McCarthy.
	You know, I saw Bob.
	Where Andre 3000 failed.
	She succeeded.
	This is her.
	This is the.
	No, I think that's.
	I think that's Bob.
	No, I thought so, too.
	Does it say Melissa McCarthy?
	Yeah.
	And so she had to.
	Why aren't they showing her?
	Or is that her?
	Yeah, after the transformation.
	That looks exactly like Bob Marley.
	Yeah.
	The eyes could be different, but I mean, you can't change the person's.
	The teeth are too good.
	I bet Jamaicans have way shittier teeth than that.
	Well, they wanted to glorify.
	That's Melissa's Hollywood teeth.
	Yep.
	They already got to change it.
	You know what I mean?
	You know, I mean, for the cinemas.
	So anyway, they make the equalizer black, and he's Denzel Washington.
	Okay.
	Fine.
	The show's been over for 20 years.
	I don't know why you just can't do your own thing, but sure, you're a British.
	You're not British.
	You're ex- Actually, they don't explain anything in the Denzel Washington thing.
	He's just a fucking killer who focuses, ironically, on killing white men.
	I guess, and by the way, blacks are 14% of the population.
	Movie going, what's that going to be?
	Eight?
	They're 100% of the population in movie theaters that talk.
	Is that anything?
	Fuck, man, when I moved to New York and realized that movie theaters were daycares, I went to see Eight Mile, and there was just kids, mostly Puerto Ricans, just running around.
	I said to the guy, what's going on here?
	There's a sex scene going on.
	And that kid's five.
	And he goes, the law says that if you're with your parents, you can bring your kids anywhere.
	I go, this movie's rated R. He goes, yeah, but the parents brought the kid.
	So it's up to them.
	You're allowed to be a shitty parent.
	Or there's the famous story where the Puerto Rican kid is kicking the back of my chair, gung, gong, gong.
	And I turn around and go, stop kicking my chair.
	And he's like, oh, shit.
	And the mother isn't even, that's a beef that I have with her friend, kid.
	And she's just like, she doesn't even miss a beat watching the movie.
	My son is having a fight with that guy.
	She's like the meme of eating popcorn.
	But she was literally eating popcorn.
	Anyway, so blacks are like 8% of the population as far as movie going goes.
	So this death fantasy where Denzel Washington kills rich white kids is a white fantasy.
	I mean, the market wouldn't support it if it was just blacks.
	And then you look at like how many racist blacks want whites to die or enjoy seeing white people killed.
	I think that we're down to like 4% of the movie going population at the most.
	So apparently like 50% of America of white people want to see themselves murdered.
	I don't get that.
	This is the mystery of my time, ethnomasochism.
	Japanese people don't hate Japanese people.
	Mexicans don't bitch about how horrible Mexico has been.
	Mexicans could bitch about their conquistador past and how they murdered the Aztecs, how they are Spaniards.
	That's why they speak a European language.
	Spanish, Spain-ish.
	They could have the same gripes we have about ourselves, but they don't.
	But we do.
	Anyway, so the equalizer kills these white kids and rich white dudes who beat up and murder beautiful little black girls for no reason.
	And then the pendulum goes, I am not done swinging yet.
	I find that the new equalizer sucks because he's male.
	And I find it to be misogynoir, which is a word we learned yesterday.
	Misogynoire is when you're not giving black women enough credit.
	Jesus, the term not giving black women enough, doesn't that just sound so tiring?
	Enough.
	Like, they're doing pretty good.
	They just sprayed gorilla glue in their hair and were called heroes for it and raised tens of thousands of dollars with zero mockery.
	Anyway, so now they've redone it again.
	And we've gone from Edward Woodward to Queen Latifah, who is my age and out of shape.
	Imagine fighting Queen Latifah.
	I think you could be on the phone and eating a cheeseburger while you fought her.
	He's correctly laughing.
	Lady, I don't know who you think you are, but this is my world.
	And in my world.
	She's dressed like a Nazi skinhead, of course.
	It's nice and dark, so you can't see how absurd this is.
	What did she catch that pipe in midair?
	Dude, this is gonna become our new show.
	What is any of this?
	Like the meetup.
	So, by the way, the plot of this is she runs a charity, the billion, multi-billion dollar charity that helps starving children all over the world.
	And while she's traveling for her charity, say she's in Bangkok, or she seems to usually be in New York or Chicago, she cleans up the streets, as one does, and saves black girls.
	Because this is the opposite of misogynoir.
	It looks like they don't even pay any sort of homage to the original.
	Why call it the equalizer at this point?
	I know.
	There's no introduction to do.
	Like, I thought the intro would have like a little nod.
	There's no intro.
	That was the intro.
	Well, the Denzo Washington equalizer didn't have much of a nod either.
	But show that I saw a screen preview there of her charity.
	It's like got a map of the world with all the awesome things.
	Yeah, there she is.
	She's just monitoring the world.
	Can you pull up everything in the world on the screen, please?
	Show me how much money we're making.
	Oh, there's Super Jew.
	Slow, right?
	Should I like him, but I don't?
	I met him a couple times.
	He's a pretty good guy.
	I'm sure he'd be a good guy, but he was on the cover of New York Mag though as Super Jew.
	Yeah, that's right.
	Turn it up, though.
	I can't hear it.
	What the fuck is he wearing?
	Even trade.
	You got him out of one life sentence and straight into another.
	I'll get the girl settled.
	What girl?
	Okay, why do I have a feeling this is not a social call?
	I need those freaky ass superpowers in yours.
	All right.
	Look at my kid.
	What the fuck is that stupid chart?
	Pull up all the numbers in the world now.
	Is it the stock market?
	What the fuck is that?
	How could anyone follow that?
	Like, you need a graph or Asia with a line, India.
	You can't just have a pile of numbers.
	That's so stupid.
	Is that a screensaver?
	Like, what the fuck?
	I want to see all transactions going on in the world right now.
	She's kind of like a motherfucker.
	Just someone caught in the middle, and someone's going to a lot of trouble to set her up.
	Oh, man.
	Come on.
	I got a good thing going, Aaron.
	All right?
	You got to tell me what you're bringing down on us.
	You know what?
	It's okay.
	I got it from here.
	This is like a parody of shows.
	I know.
	It really is.
	It looks like a fake show.
	I think that dude ripped off my buddy Curtis Brown.
	Huh.
	He dresses exactly like him with the same hairdo and everything.
	And they've met each other before.
	You really want to do this because you have no idea how deep these waters run.
	That's exactly Curtis.
	All those stupid chains.
	He looks like a Jewish Geraldo.
	Look up Curtis Brown.
	We caught you, Super Jew.
	You know what's funny?
	Every time you have such cool friends that when you're like, my friend, this person, they're all Google-able.
	And it's like, oh, we'll never find that person.
	Well, it's called being in media for 30 years and being 50 years old.
	You haven't done anything.
	Any sort of thing at the end?
	Maybe Bad Wizard?
	As I say that, this one doesn't Google well.
	Wait, that's not him, is it?
	The actual wizard guy?
	There he is.
	With that band.
	He's got sunglasses on in that picture.
	Yeah, but you can't see what he's...
	Alright, let's find the name of the band.
	Old School Sunday.
	No, Bad Wizard is obviously the name of the fucking band, you tard.
	I thought it was just a nice thing.
	And why did you use quotes?
	Once again, you suck at shit at your job.
	Quotes take so long.
	Oh, quotes are so hard.
	Obviously, when you look up Curtis Brown without quotes, you're going to get a bunch of Curtises.
	See?
	There, there he is in the shirt.
	He's ripping him off.
	Western-type shirt.
	Yeah, rings.
	There's me.
	That's not him.
	That's me.
	That's me in Ottawa at a scavenger hunt in 1985.
	Trudeau is high.
	That's the second link.
	This isn't a possibility that he might be high.
	This is the Prime Minister of Canada baked out of his fucking mind.
	I vote for the motion.
	Mr. Trudeau, for poor.
	I vote for the motion.
	Mr. Trudeau, for poor.
	Mr. Turnbull.
	I vote for the motion.
	Mr. Trudeau, for poor.
	You can even see.
	He's kind of getting into the groove of being prime minister here.
	He's realized that he's dumb.
	I know when he started, I know for a fact, because I have insiders up there, that he was obsessed with the media reporting on him.
	And I think now he's like, I have my fans.
	I'm not smart.
	And that's okay.
	I'm not an intellectual prime minister.
	I'm a fun, handsome, silly stoned prime minister.
	And I'm going to own that.
	Like that other video where he's like, bon voyon, salut.
	That's ridiculous.
	And that sort of goes by, that's kind of one of the mottos of our show is be yourself.
	Be dumb if you're dumb.
	It's possible that we're dumb.
	We know Ryan's dumb, but I might also be dumb.
	Interesting.
	And who said, wait, and you're the one who declared I was dumb, so maybe your dumbness made that dumbly.
	No, you're so dumb that someone who's possibly dumb can still see how dumb you are.
	But speaking of smart, check out this kid Schooling his teacher on how awesome Trump is.
	This is alarming, and I'll tell you why.
	Soundy alarm.
	Trump made most peace with most countries than any other president has done.
	And he's also, he's boosted the stock market before COVID.
	He's trying to make it so things that are made in China are made in America.
	It's just the truth.
	Just because he did 144 was more they should break it, and it wasn't all from that topic.
	No.
	But when he was filmed saying we're going to march to the capital, and we're going to see, he didn't say four minutes.
	But he said, we're going to march to the capital, and I will join you.
	That's like all the pictures you find on Google of mine sniffing.
	You can't deny that.
	You can't deny that.
	He's nine years old.
	Did you catch that?
	He's nine years old?
	No.
	Fuck.
	So the teacher is teaching the kids in school that Trump had people storm the Capitol.
	He's telling people that.
	And that's not true.
	That's what that stupid impeachment trial was about.
	And his lawyers easily disproved it.
	And then the kid is smart enough to go, you're taking something out of context, just like all the shit you see on Google of Biden sniffing kids' heads.
	So he's saying, if you want to play the context game, I can make your boy look like a real fucking pedophile.
	And there's a lot more evidence, by the way, that Biden has at least child sexual tendencies.
	A lot more evidence of that than Trump encouraging people to storm the fucking Capitol.
	I mean, they had to mised his speech and cut out the part where he said peacefully.
	Book of the Day is Skins by Gavin Watson.
	I forgot the newspaper antibringia book of the day, so I just pulled this from the shelf.
	I'm bros with Gavin Watson.
	He was a skinhead back in the early days.
	I think he may have started out as a bit of a right-wing skinhead, but then he met this Packy Stanney girl.
	It's just a beautiful photography book, and you don't really get good pictures from back then.
	Cameras sucked.
	And he was a working-class Yob, dead end yob.
	What's the origin of Yob?
	But his dad got him a super fancy, like, Olympus Carl Zeiss lens camera.
	And so Gavin Watson is one of the only people to have documented this early 80s, late 70s skinhead era.
	And it's a fucking beautiful book.
	Great look, too, isn't it?
	The short pants with the docks and then a Crombie on top.
	Or the jean jacket with jeans and Dr. Martins.
	Great look to this day.
	Great guy.
	Yob.
	Dead end yob.
	The youth.
	Backsling from boy.
	Oh, it's a bo backwards boy.
	Yeah.
	Yobo.
	Yobo.
	Dead end yobs.
	Look up that poem.
	Dead end yobs.
	Punk poetry was a thing for a minute.
	Um.
	We'll just wait for that while I. I want to see the guy saying it.
	What are you doing?
	Dead end yobs.
	Put it in fucking quotes.
	Did you put it in quotes?
	No.
	Why not?
	I thought you just meant for names.
	What?
	No, for anything you're looking up, you want it to be in quotes, Ryan.
	Now you click video.
	Oh, it's a video.
	Well, of course it is.
	It's a poem.
	Yeah, but you want to watch a video of it.
	We're doing a video.
	That's the medium here.
	All right, I think we're giving up on that.
	Let's if I dig up dead end yobs in one second and there's something there, I'm going to eat your young.
	Gary Johnson?
	Yes.
	The dead end yobs.
	Dead end yobs got football, boxing all rock and roll.
	If they're any good at saving from the dole.
	But even if you make it, certain people will say you're still no good and you'll be no other way.
	Cause you don't talk proper, your accent ain't true blue.
	You was born in an house in Acne with an outside loo.
	Dead end yobs, kids like me and you.
	Dead end yobs, just do what you want to do.
	Dead end yobs, we don't take no notice of you.
	We could be gangsters, we could rob a bank.
	We could join the army, we could drive a tank.
	No hope, no future when you're down and out.
	I went to see GBH once and the singer from the Circle Jerks, who is retarded, said, Coming up next, we have GBH and they're from Birmingham or Brighton.
	I think it was Birmingham.
	They're from Birmingham.
	And in Birmingham, you got two choices.
	You can either join the army, that's him, be on welfare, or start a band.
	Those two things.
	Just like Joe Biden saying, we might have to go to an eight-week school week.
	All right, let's do a segment here on old Biden.
	I got a lot of Biden shit.
	He's been on a tear recently.
	Blue.
	That ain't Yobs.
	You're not true blue.
	Yeah, that's enough.
	Did you know that you, Ryan, as a Puerto Rican are too stupid to use the internet?
	Which I guess we've learned today with your quote incident.
	This is Biden predicting that you wouldn't know to use quotes when you're looking something up.
	The other portion is a lot of people don't know how to register.
	Not everybody in the community, in the Hispanic and the African American community, particularly in rural areas that are distant and or inner city districts, know how to use, know how to get online to determine how to get in line for that COVID vaccination at the Walgreens or at the particular store.
	What did he say once?
	Remember, poor people are just as good as white people?
	Yeah.
	And then he also recently said, I like kids more than people.
	In other words, kids aren't people.
	In other words, you can sniff their hair and fuck them.
	And you like them a lot.
	I like them, and it's not rape because they're not human.
	They're not people.
	He also thinks China is fine.
	Now, China has a lot of policies that we don't like.
	For example, mass murdering Muslims.
	They also say you can only have one child, which results in people killing their female infants, their female babies, because if you only have one kid...
	Can you just show the whole screen like we talked about before and not...
	Not on Instagram, but I'll do this.
	This is my little Zoom thingy hate.
	Wait until the video is ready to show before you pull it up.
	Stop.
	So what they do is everyone wants a boy because if you're rural and a farmer, you can pass on your lineage, et cetera.
	And they can look after the farm.
	A woman just goes away to someone else's family.
	So you lose money with women.
	So the Chinese solution is just to kill baby girls.
	It's gendercide that goes on there.
	So they practice gendercide.
	They also practice genocide.
	They murder babies and they murder Muslims.
	Joe says that's just culturally different.
	Speak out against what he's doing in Hong Kong, what he's doing with the Uyghurs in western mountains of China and Taiwan trying to end the one China policy by making it forceful.
	I said, and by the way, he said he gets it.
	Culturally, there are different norms at each country, and their leaders are expected to follow.
	And so the idea...
	If you have a problem with infanticide, gendercide, and genocide, then you're a xenophobe.
	It's just a different culture.
	I hate when Gavin says the West is the best.
	The West is just different.
	They're anti-sides.
	They don't do any side.
	C-I-D-E.
	Who knows?
	I like kids better than people.
	I saw a picture of you with your grandson recently.
	I like kids better than people.
	Poor kids are just as good as white kids.
	He is, I don't even think it's fair to call him dumb.
	That's not a dumb thing to say.
	That's what you say if you're concussed or asleep.
	So is he a stupid person?
	No.
	He's mentally ill.
	He's suffering.
	He's completely lost.
	He's gone.
	What's this one?
	China's the victim?
	Didn't I ask you to zoom in on the fucking video before you show it?
	Like, I think I asked you that two minutes ago.
	But I thought the Cernovich was important.
	Okay, at least there's a method to your madness.
	You know, Chinese leaders, if you know anything about Chinese history, it has always been the time when China has been victimized by the outer world is when they haven't been unified at home.
	So you mean like 200 years ago, the opium wars?
	To vastly overstated.
	The central principle of Xi Jinping is that there must be a united, tightly controlled China.
	And he uses his rationale for the things he does based on that.
	I point out to him, no American president can be sustained as a president if he doesn't reflect the values of the United States.
	And so the idea, I'm not going to...
	I don't reflect the values of Joe Biden, sir.
	He'll have values.
	Against what he's doing in Hong Kong, what he's doing with the Uyghurs in western mountains of China, and Taiwan trying to end the one China policy.
	One China policy.
	You mean one child policy?
	And by the way, he said he gets it.
	Culturally, there are different...
	Yeah, that's the same thing.
	Is this, dude, that, I don't know.
	I think it gets better.
	I think it's a good thing to his fucking contrived pocket square and his shitty ties being distracting.
	Because the whole goal with a suit is you're not supposed to take away from the face.
	You're supposed to be as stylish as you can, but don't take away from the face.
	And it always does.
	Like, look at that pocket square.
	Nobody wears shit like that.
	It is a very elaborate pocket square.
	One, two, three, four, five, six tips.
	And I wind up staring at his tie and his pocket square every time.
	And it's like, I think it's to not look at his fucking shitty, I don't know what I'm saying face.
	Okay, check out this.
	I don't know what I'm saying.
	Every second or third out of five or six.
	So is that dementia or stupidity?
	If you're saying every second or third, you don't have to say what it's out of.
	It can be out of a billion.
	Every second or third commercial out of six or a billion is the same amount of things.
	It means the second or third is the frequency with which this happens.
	We don't care how long you play out this frequency for.
	In racial disparities.
	And I'm going to say something's going to get me in trouble, which couldn't go through a whole show without doing that.
	And that is that, think about it.
	If you want to know where the American public is, look at the money being spent in advertising.
	Did you ever five years ago think every second or third ad out of five or six you'd turn on would be biracial couples?
	No, no, I'm not being facetious.
	I'm not being facetious.
	Why would anyone think that's facetious?
	He says that a lot.
	I saw another thing where he said that he loves that one.
	I think he means I'm not kidding.
	I think he thinks facetious means kidding.
	See, the reason I'm so hopeful is this new generation, they're not like us.
	They're thinking differently.
	They're more open.
	And we've got to take advantage of them.
	I want you to...
	So the implication there, by the way, is that he doesn't like mixed-race couples.
	Really?
	And the younger generation does.
	They're not like us.
	They don't puke When they see a white guy with a black girl or a black guy with a white girl, it doesn't give them nightmares.
	They don't see it as a racial jungle.
	They love it.
	They're brave.
	They're brave guys.
	They're willing to throw out all the different smells and stuff.
	What?
	I don't know.
	Are you being facetious?
	Come on, man.
	He's dropped.
	Come on, man.
	Yeah.
	I miss it already.
	And yes, we have noticed the absurd amount of mixed-race couples in commercials.
	It doesn't even almost reflect the nation.
	About 1.5% of whites marry outside their race, despite what commercials in the New York Times tells you.
	And only a tiny fraction of the population, maybe 5 or 6%, is biracial.
	So there's this myth that we're all going mocha-colored.
	But I think I'm one of the only ones who actually married outside his race.
	It's not a thing.
	Yes, Ryan is Puerto Rican and Japanese.
	He's also a freak.
	Hell yeah, bro.
	I'm a freak.
	My buddy Amy Siskin approves of Biden and all this shit.
	1-8.
	Biden said white supremacists are the greatest domestic terrorist threat.
	Absolutely.
	Look at the white supremacists, all of them, who stormed the Capitol.
	One of them, they all had Kemp Auschwitz shirts on, and they were Zeke Heiling, and there was no black people there at all.
	That's also a new thing they do.
	If there's a patriotic rally and it's mostly white, it's white supremacists.
	Even if it's old ladies and Jews, no, they're white supremacists.
	White supremacists are people who are in a group of white people.
	Go back to her tweet, though.
	Biden said white supremacists are the greatest domestic terrorist threat and called, you don't need a comma there, sweetie, and called people who support their ideals demented and dangerous and said, I would make sure that my Justice Department and the Civil Rights Division is focused heavily on those very folks.
	God, they love the word folks, don't they?
	While I agree with Biden on this, didn't he promise to keep his hands off the Justice Department?
	God, her retweets are almost as brutal as her.
	I wish I could get on Twitter.
	Hey, you folks on Twitter, can you...
	Every time you see her tweet, can you just say, didn't you cheat on your husband with a woman when you were nine months pregnant?
	You got to word it carefully because if you say, didn't you cheat on your husband when you were nine months pregnant with a woman?
	It sounds like she was pregnant with a woman, like she had a woman in her body.
	I actually can't figure out how you cheat with a woman when you're nine months pregnant.
	I can only imagine sitting on, the woman sits on your face, I guess, because I've had sex with a pregnant woman a few times, and it's basically just lying on the side doggy.
	But women can't do that.
	They don't have a penis.
	And I bet even a strap-on is hard to maneuver.
	So all I can think is she was lying on her back and a woman sat on her face and then her husband walked in.
	I think his name's Cohen.
	I think he's a doctor.
	Or here's another thing you could retweet her.
	Say, you could say, are you trying to destroy America the same way you destroyed your husband in your divorce?
	Again and again and again.
	I think her entire existence, well, first her entire existence was Trump.
	And now that Trump's gone, her entire existence is Twitter.
	If she was kicked off Twitter, she would cease to be.
	Are you trying to ruin it like your marriage, or are you trying to pleasure it like the woman that you cheated on your husband with?
	Are you trying to eat out America?
	I think, my theory is she always knew she was a lesbian and she just married a rich guy, got knocked up, saw him as a sperm donor, and then destroyed him.
	She's like a black widow in that sense.
	You'll notice my verbiage is very careful because I'm always assuming litigation when it comes to that fucking cunt.
	Okay, that's enough of that.
	Now let's talk about free speech.
	I wish we had a bumper for that.
	Me too.
	Sucks.
	Can you just come up with some sort of segue?
	Pull up a thing from our bumper pile.
	I got an audio of this.
	That's terrible.
	Go through our pile of bumpers and just pull one up.
	Okay.
	Random bumps.
	What's with you today?
	Did you not sleep last night?
	Well, I didn't know you wanted just any old one.
	I know, but your whole thing is slow.
	Ugly.
	I felt ganged.
	And then we fell in love.
	None of these do.
	Yes, they do.
	What would be better?
	Oh, just anyone.
	It's not an intro.
	Sex is like not a big deal.
	There, that would have been fine.
	So this I'm dubious of.
	Apparently Britain has a free speech czar where they're going to go into their sacred institutions, their universities, and reclaim them from the woke left.
	The British government says it will appoint a free speech champion for universities to protect against attempts to silence academics and speakers with unpopular opinions.
	The new champion will investigate allegations of infringement of free speech, such as the dismissal of academics or the no-platforming of invited speakers.
	The Conservative government also plans to give a regulator, the Office for Students, powers to fine universities that breach a requirement to support free speech.
	Academics and others who are expelled, dismissed, or demoted for their views will be able to seek compensation through the courts under their plan.
	Like Michael Rechtenwald over at NYU, who was ousted.
	He was so far left that he was a member of the Communist Party as a young man in his early career, but not good enough.
	And they pushed him out.
	I don't think this is going to work because universities are free market in a sense, and their customers are the students, and the students don't want freedom.
	You got to look up this Fleckus talks where Michael Knowles.
	Do you know how to spell Knowles?
	Yep.
	How?
	K-N-O-W-L-E-S.
	Thank God.
	Michael Knowles was doing a talk, and they were screaming, freaking out about him being there.
	They don't know who Michael Knowles is.
	They don't even know what he looks like.
	But he entitled his speech A Very Controversial Name and they're upset about it.
	The name of his speech was called Niggers Beware.
	And obviously people were upset by that.
	No, I'm just kidding.
	The name of his speech was Holocaust Schmalocost.
	And no, I'm just kidding.
	The title of his speech was More Controversial Than Both of Those.
	Are you ready?
	Yeah.
	Well, here it'll pull up.
	Men Are Not Women was the name of his talk.
	I saw it on Snapchat.
	There is going to be a big walkout of people who are upset about this discussion tonight.
	We have it.
	Yes.
	Hey, everyone.
	I'm hoping to get some support in opposition to an anti-trans event.
	I guess that's us.
	Apparently, we're an anti-trans event.
	Who knew?
	Tonight, it's happening at UMKC.
	There's a plan in place to stage a silent walkout shortly after the events start and to attend a different event.
	If you are free Thursday, please consider coming.
	Michael Knowles.
	Not conservative.
	He's a liberal.
	But he has normal views like men are not women.
	That's now radical right.
	He's considered a Nazi because he dared to say men are not women.
	We can go in a time machine five years ago and go up to people and go, did you know that in five years it'll be considered controversial to say men are not women?
	I mean, it's controversial to call it breastfeeding.
	It's called chest feeding.
	And it's getting controversial to say mothers.
	It's people who give birth.
	People who give birth.
	Don't you tell me.
	Hey, happy people who give birthday.
	But this isn't what I was looking for.
	I was looking for Flecus Talks.
	Did you put in Flecus Talks?
	I did, Flekis.
	You did?
	Yep.
	It's right there in the Fleckus and then also Heckled.
	Yeah.
	Was it a Heckling?
	No, it's interviewing people outside of the event.
	There it is.
	Thank you.
	Thank you.
	Hey guys, it's Fleckas.
	This week we're at CSULA for a Michael Knowles speech.
	He's here to talk about building the wall, and these college kids are not happy about it.
	Let's see what's going on.
	Can I ask you about it?
	Yeah.
	It's a demonstration to shed light on violence against people of color, and you're clearly here to make fun of that and then tackle it.
	Well, what makes you say that?
	What makes you say that?
	Is it the vest?
	Is it the nice outfit?
	Is it the shorts?
	Is it the cool merch?
	What makes you say that?
	I'm actually, I just interviewed.
	Oh, now you're cute.
	Hold on, stop.
	Again, I speak asshole, so I understand these people.
	So if you say men are not women, you're saying trans people aren't valid.
	And if you say they're not valid, and this is a leap, then it's okay to kill them.
	So by not giving trans people credibility, you are advocating for their death.
	Atheists don't believe in Jesus or God.
	I don't think atheists are saying you should kill Christians.
	They say Christianity is not a thing.
	God doesn't exist.
	How do you jump from that to you are advocating for violence against Christians?
	It's just like bad logic.
	It's bad junior high logic.
	Said, I'm cute.
	Hey, I'll take it.
	That works.
	Thank you.
	What are you hoping the goals are?
	I'm going to bring you Michael Knowles here to speak.
	What are you hoping to accomplish?
	I just want the conservative message to get out.
	Not everybody in this campus thinks so he wants you to think.
	It's taped onto his phone.
	He's got the mini ones.
	They're for sale.
	I want the big one.
	That's what she said.
	Yeah.
	Join YAF.
	If you're from a CalA, join us.
	Not everybody's a conservative.
	We have liberals.
	We have minorities.
	I don't care about conservatives.
	They're normal and rational.
	I want the lunatics.
	Go forward.
	We don't hear any campus.
	MAGA hat.
	It's just a flag.
	Really?
	Do you not agree?
	We're asking you to support free speech.
	That's what we've been listening.
	So it's like we can't just say, oh, yeah, people want to come here.
	Let's give them a chance and just completely blanket cover the entire group.
	I don't like talking about platitudes.
	I like talking about policy.
	My good friend Kevin Omador told me that.
	And I'm like, I'm for that.
	I'm like talking policy solutions.
	Bridge is not walls.
	It's like it's bigger than that.
	It's like we actually need comprehensive.
	You don't even know anything about me.
	Why do you think I hate brown people?
	You prefer...
	See, one child.
	You said to me, how long have I hated brown people?
	How can you say that to somebody?
	You don't even know me.
	You never even see my channel.
	Anything I do.
	You don't even know.
	She's like, see, this is why I hate brown people.
	How can you say I hate brown people?
	I hate brown people because they think I'm racist.
	The Democratic Party essentially uses immigrants as puns, right?
	That's all we are to them.
	That's why they want open.
	Anyway, we all know where that's going.
	I think the best way to talk to people about immigration is to say, not get into America.
	Just say, okay, what's your plan?
	There's no borders at all.
	Does Mexico get borders?
	No.
	Okay, so there's no borders in the world.
	So there's no countries anymore.
	Do you know how fucking radical you are?
	And if you were to tell Mexico that, they'd tell you to fuck off.
	So are you proposing some sort of magic system where all borders vanish and all border guards just, I don't know, they disappear?
	Or do they go to jail?
	Like, tell me how it works.
	Well, okay, America shouldn't have borders.
	Okay, so every other country gets borders but America?
	Like have them play it out.
	Or another fun one, I've told you to do this before, is, okay, we have 20 to 30 million legals here now.
	When is it too many?
	100 million, 200 million?
	And they just, they know that you're fucking with them, so they keep going up.
	You can get it to the billions.
	And then once you get that high, you go, you're not a serious person.
	This is kind of off topic.
	We should have covered this under Biden.
	But the way the media is reporting on him, he's not free speech.
	What's this?
	Media kissing ass.
	Oh, cool.
	I forgot we have something for that.
	Thanks to Chris.
	Thanks, Chris.
	Well, we only have one thing for this, but it's a long thread.
	And there's a bunch of these going around, but it's important we have this on the record because when you hear the way they report on Biden and compare it to the way they reported on Trump, I can't read that, Ryan.
	I'm zooming.
	All the times Joe Biden's love for ice cream melted our hearts.
	Poor Babylon B trying to exaggerate in the year 2021.
	Joe Biden and Kamala Harris drop a playlist for your inauguration watch party.
	That's cool.
	Who listens to music while they're watching TV?
	Then there was this.
	Madam Vice President and the New America.
	Click on that, obviously.
	That shitty picture that was affirmative action hire, where they had some black dude who farted out a blurry picture with some crappy drapes.
	They had to retake that, right?
	Vogue is hidden.
	Vogue, you can't even see.
	That looks like shit.
	It looks like fucking shit.
	Like the bottom left of the drape, like that little corner.
	If that was a family's Christmas card, you just assume that the mother was an alcoholic and they're going through a really hard time.
	And they just had to get a Christmas card out.
	Today was the last day.
	Oh, that blows.
	Keep going.
	On CBS Sunday morning, Kamala Harris and her husband Doug sit down with Jane and open up about their relationship and the story behind those Converse sneakers.
	At Converse.
	Sponsorship.
	She probably gets them free.
	Most people know her as Jill Biden, but to some, she is Dr. B, the compassionate and challenging educator who went the extra mile.
	Whoopi Goldberg thinks she should be the surgeon general.
	You know what she's a doctor of?
	Education.
	That means she wrote a dissertation on education, and her dissertation is retarded, rife with spelling mistakes.
	She screws up math on an almost page-by-page basis.
	And the actual content is utter and total shit.
	So she's not a doctor.
	Does she mess up every second and third time out of five and six?
	Yes.
	25% of her dissertation sucks.
	50% of it is wrong.
	25% of it is meandering.
	Another 25% gets the math wrong.
	30% sucks.
	20% goes off at a tangent and forgets what the beginning of the paragraph was.
	And another 98% is total and utter horseshit.
	Go back.
	Get ready for reality-grounded White House briefings with, of course, our favorite, Jen Saki, which brings us to our favorite segment.
	Saki is stupid.
	Let's look at that weird hot composite that that guy made us where we find ourselves lusting a fat pig and feel confused.
	Is that him singing or me?
	That's him, right?
	Yeah.
	The voice of an angel.
	She's such a nightmare that I'm getting to be a real sacky snob.
	And if I find her just being hostile or making one mistake, I don't put it here.
	I only do the cream of the crop because that's how good she is.
	She's been in the White House for 20 fucking years.
	I'm stunned.
	She looks exactly like someone's daughter was hired as a favorite and donated to the campaign.
	But the fact that she has a job, I'm flabbergasted.
	Can you get me a water?
	I'm very parched.
	Sure, sure.
	You want to do a hit play?
	Sure.
	First and foremost, he nominated a woman to lead the small business administration.
	What is President Biden doing for my small business?
	What is President Biden doing for my small business?
	Well, first and foremost, he hired a woman.
	What?
	What?
	And if women are equal to men, why does anyone give a shit that it's a woman?
	Is she implying that women are more loving and giving and the fact that a woman is running the small business thingamadoodle means that they're going to be better off?
	And she's done this before, if you recall.
	There was another question she got about the Federal Reserve and inflation.
	And her response was that we have a woman running the Fed now.
	Uh-huh.
	And?
	First and foremost, he nominated a woman.
	Looks like they tried to put a little filter on her or something there.
	Let's smooth out the roughness.
	She's not ugly.
	I'm not sure she is.
	We don't have to attack her looks.
	I got plenty to...
	That's like Sherrod Small said, you like making fun of Obama because he's black.
	This is back when Obama was in office.
	I was like, his blackness, say I did.
	I was the kind of person who made fun of that.
	That'd be number 340 on the list.
	I got plenty to talk about without getting into Obama's race.
	But after she said this, the Babylon Bee cheered us up a little bit and pointed out that the gulags, this is 44C, the Gulags will be run by a woman of color.
	Thank God.
	She's a person of color.
	Orange.
	That's lame.
	Boomerangry woman liberals, showing us why politics and women don't mix.
	Our government's now full of folks who are extraordinary.
	But I'm especially impressed by the people.
	How could you be impressed by Jen Saki?
	I'm confused.
	And I don't think you need to show the subtitles.
	You don't have to cut me out of that.
	By the way, this is the kind of woman who is obsessed with ruining my life.
	This woman, this genre, this demographic leaves dog shit on my lawn every day.
	Every fucking day.
	When I see them on the street, they zieg Heil me or they say Heil Hitler Or they just stare at my face because they can't believe what they're seeing and then run away.
	They always run away.
	Even when they leave shit on my lawn, they run away.
	But this kind of woman is obsessed with me much more than Antifa.
	A secretary.
	She's gained a reputation for her brain in every session.
	Yes.
	As well as for the way she likes to use one pet expression.
	Circle back, Jen Socky, circle back.
	That's your way of saying to the media pack.
	If a fact's in doubt, you'll go find things out.
	Give more details when you circle back.
	You're no hack, Jen Socky.
	You're no hack.
	She is.
	We're at a point now with this American divorce where you can look at a frog and call it a snake and I see a frog.
	We can look at the exact same thing and have totally different takeaways.
	She looks at Jensaki and sees a smart woman using a cool term like circle back.
	We see a totally incompetent boob in way over her head and floundering with an expression like circle back, meaning I have to go look that up.
	I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.
	That is crazy Dinash thinks he's a toad.
	I like 46A there.
	Deputy Press Secretary T.J. Ducklow allegedly threatened to destroy a reporter for investigating his relationship with a political journalist.
	I will destroy you.
	So she snitched on him, and Jensaki now has to defend the guy who said, destroy, I will destroy you.
	Okay, one more question.
	A deputy of yours has been suspended for a week without pay for comments he made to a female reporter bullying her after she reached out for request for comment on a story.
	Whose idea was the one-week suspension instead of a potential resignation or firing?
	And how can you keep this person in a public-facing pressure?
	I get what the Muslims are doing.
	Dealing with female reporters when he made such sexist comments to this female reporter reaching out for a request for comment.
	Well, let me first say, obviously, Caitlin, that I take this very seriously.
	I'm a woman, obviously, but I've been in this town working in press and communications for nearly 20 years, almost 20 years, and I think many of you know me and have worked with me closely.
	And many of you know many people in this building, including the president, who take these allegations quite seriously.
	TJ Ducklow, who is the deputy who you're asking about, has apologized to the reporter, apologized to the reporter quite shortly after the comments were made.
	He had a heated conversation about a story related to his personal life.
	I'm not saying that's acceptable, but I just want to be clear that it was not about an issue related to the White House or a White House policy or anything along those lines.
	He's the first to acknowledge this is not the standard of behavior.
	Anyway, boring president.
	What about here?
	She's getting snarky.
	46B.
	Not that the press is remotely combative with her, but she still wants to get her snark out.
	Go ahead.
	Jen, thank you.
	The President yourself have frequently cited what you describe as the failures or the shortcomings of the Trump administration as it relates to their response to COVID.
	We're now nearly a month into this administration.
	Does the Biden administration now own the coronavirus response?
	Well, certainly the President of the United States owns the response to the COVID pandemic.
	That's why he has focused on it every single day.
	However, it's important for the American people to know what we inherited when the President came into office.
	And what he inherited was not enough supply, not enough vaccinators, not enough places for vaccinations to happen.
	What?
	Communities had been left to fend for themselves.
	And so that's what he's been focused on and working on.
	But certainly, if he were standing here, he would say that's why it's the issue he wakes up every morning and is focused on, because addressing it is what's on the minds of the American people.
	And I shouldn't have put that up.
	Thanks.
	I just.
	What?
	We should do an um counter.
	I'll do it.
	A back and back for McInenny and versus her.
	How many ums per given?
	McInenny was on fire.
	You know what else sucks about hiring a shitty whatever she is, press secretary?
	Is that she looks like shit, like more so than her first day because she's all stressed out.
	She's getting shit from everybody because she sucks.
	So everybody gets a shitty press secretary and she's being destroyed.
	But, you know, everybody else did well with that job because they do it well.
	Thank you, Brian.
	That was great.
	Let's do some Proud Boys stuff.
	Stand black and stand by.
	What are you doing?
	Proud boys don't start fights.
	They finish.
	I saw Enrique still going strong, tweeting away like nothing happened.
	Yeah, I spoke to him.
	When did you talk to him?
	I think Valentine's Day or the day before.
	What did you guys talk about?
	No, he was just like, hey, man, your favorite FBI agent.
	That's actually a good Enrique.
	And I was like, yeah, I still love you.
	I don't know why this adult shit is.
	You have no backbone.
	What do you mean?
	Like, with that Red Bar thing at Compound, you just totally folded and fucked over Keith and Anthony.
	That's not true.
	Because you didn't want to rock the boat with Red Bar.
	What do you mean fucked him over?
	You kept hanging out with Red Bar after Red Bar had fucked over Keith and Anthony.
	I was on their show, but I never said anything disparaging about anything.
	Yeah, no, I just hung over.
	Why did you go on their show?
	Because you're like, listen, we're not going to talk about, we're not going to talk about it.
	Listen, I'm not going to crap on them while you're on the show.
	But why would you go on the show?
	You just showed disloyalty.
	I guess if they really need it.
	These are grown adults.
	Would they be?
	That's not what loyalty is about.
	They don't need you.
	Luis J. Gomez went on Red Bar.
	I mean, other, you know, that's just adults going on a lot of people.
	You were trying to work at Compound.
	You're trying to be part of the Compound family.
	I was still, yeah.
	So you fucked over your family because you had no background.
	Now you're getting the timeline all fucked up.
	And you got them on the network in the first place.
	Yeah, That was before they had fucked over anyone.
	Yet again, it was a slow roll.
	So first they made fun of Mike Finoya, which is funny because we didn't like him.
	Nobody liked Mike Finoya.
	So he wasn't part of the family.
	Yes, he was.
	No, he wasn't.
	Yes, he was.
	He was stunk, and everybody knew it.
	Yeah, but you don't make fun of someone when they're on your network.
	They're part of your family.
	Okay.
	I mean...
	It's called not having character, not having any sense of thing, but he was the new guy, and his show was underwhelming.
	And anybody that I talked to on the network was just like, yes.
	Yeah, privately, but that's not the problem.
	The problem was you totally fucked over Keith's advertisers and they damaged the brand and you kept hanging out with them and appearing on the show because you didn't want to rock the boat.
	You're getting the timeline back.
	That's why Keith didn't want to hire you.
	You're getting the timeline.
	Because he didn't trust you after that.
	They never forgave you for that.
	That's why I wasn't allowed to bring you to Anthony's house.
	I've been to Anthony's house since.
	What are you talking about?
	I know, but initially after that, it was like, don't bring that Ryan guy.
	He stabbed us in the back.
	Why would you bring him to that?
	That's what Keith said.
	We weren't close enough for you to bring me anywhere, you and I at the time.
	It wasn't like you brought me places.
	Yeah, I could have brought you to that.
	I've been to Pat's house.
	I mean, Pat brought me to Anthony's house.
	I've been to Anthony's house.
	Yeah, after they got over it, the dust settled, I guess.
	I don't think that was as big of a deal as you thought it was because Keith was lying to me.
	Well, I mean, I don't think he was lying to you, but.
	Oh.
	I ejected myself from that situation before it got real bad when they were attacking you.
	You didn't get out in time.
	I remember it well.
	All right.
	Well, that's according to them.
	So how did we get here in the first place?
	With the other thing?
	Because you still love Enrique, despite him being an FBI informant.
	Still love you.
	Well, here's the thing.
	They were co-defendants.
	This is what I'm hearing.
	That the Grow House people, he's like, I never had anything to do with that.
	They were co-defendants of the other thing.
	He never did anything with those people.
	It was just the immigrant people.
	Yeah, unless I hear paperwork, my friend.
	Oh, I don't.
	I never saw that.
	I'm just going based on what I know.
	And plus, I still like the guy.
	You're just going about.
	This is all adult stuff, and I don't know anything about FBI and talking to people and shit like that.
	And by the way, that Brian James guy was an ex-Nazi, and he was trying to be opportunistic and jump into his leadership position.
	And everybody's like, he lies.
	He fucked up.
	He actually Nazified this other group.
	So I'm hearing all sorts of shit from people that I like the most, like people from Florida, like Bobby Van.
	Yeah, no one's talking about that guy becoming the leader.
	That guy was just saying a bunch of shit that's true shit.
	I don't care what his background was.
	But they put in a question what he said.
	I told you that I have the paperwork on Enrique, and it ain't good.
	But you don't care about that because you have no backbone.
	So you're just like anyone's dog for a bone.
	And that's because you don't have a dad.
	I still like him.
	Do you not like him?
	No, I don't like Enrique Tario.
	Oh, okay.
	I don't like him because I have evidence that he snitched.
	And I don't like him because he took over a club with that in his background.
	Thereby jeopardizing everything.
	If you're going to do that and you're going to sing like a bird for the feds, then you give up on all club leading.
	I mean, I don't know if the club can survive this major fuck up.
	He's permanently damaged it.
	But you still like him.
	I still love you, buddy.
	I still love you.
	Yeah, I mean, I don't know.
	For some reason, it doesn't really bother me as much.
	I mean, I figured he was in a shit.
	It wouldn't bother me if I had no character.
	And he had to do what he had to do.
	You got to do what you got to do.
	You got to snitch something.
	At the time.
	Yeah.
	And it was just immigrant stuff, but as far as I knew.
	As far as the guy tells you.
	Yeah, I didn't know about the paperwork.
	You don't care about the paperwork because you don't have a backbone.
	Why didn't you ask for the paperwork?
	I don't want to see paperwork.
	I don't know.
	Exactly, you see?
	And why does my opinion matter?
	See, that's another thing.
	I'm okay with liking a guy who isn't disliked by a lot of people.
	No, it's not disliked.
	This isn't like a band.
	This is someone who did something very wrong, and you don't care.
	I disapprove of his actions, but I don't use that to condemn people.
	What?
	If you don't condemn people by their actions, what's left?
	Well, I mean, should we be condemned?
	For what?
	For speaking freely and whatever like that?
	I mean, in the eyes of others.
	Wait, wait, so now this show is the same as snitching to the Fed?
	No, in the eyes of others, what we're doing is wrong.
	By existing.
	Yeah, those people are wrong.
	Right.
	So, I mean, well.
	But I'm talking about court papers.
	I'm not talking about rumors or opinions.
	So how many years after he did that and did his time and then whatever, like, is he redeemable?
	I mean, I still agree with the thing, don't start the club or don't join the club, because you're damaged.
	That's the irredeemable part.
	That's like, I wouldn't join.
	And I don't think being a snitch is ever redeemable.
	You don't do the crime if you can't do the time.
	That's why I don't do crime.
	Because if I was facing 18 years or snitching, I wouldn't be able to resist.
	So I don't do crime.
	You know, I ex women who fuck over my friends.
	I feel like you'd still be friends with the guy's ex-girlfriend.
	I think you're just making shit up at this part.
	I think you got this mountain of you're just connecting dots that just to get this image, but it doesn't make sense to me what I'm hearing.
	Are you friends with your friends' ex-girlfriend?
	No.
	And the red bar, no.
	I don't even know a situation where that would even kind of come up.
	I don't even talk to you.
	Your problem, Ryan, though, is you can't learn.
	So you could like, you could walk into a wall and I'd say, I told you that wall was there.
	And you go, no, I didn't really walk into the wall.
	I was just going near the wall and I kind of touched it with my nose.
	So you could never take any information into your head.
	Maybe you're right.
	You're never wrong.
	I mean, but I know what I'm, I mean, I know my past is misconstrued by you.
	That's what I know that.
	No, the red bar thing was crystal clear.
	Keith made it very clear.
	From the outside, I mean, you did nothing.
	You were awesome.
	As a person who was a person.
	I even remember you confronted.
	As a person whose innocence exists in the nuance of context.
	And like, I said this.
	Technically, you said, I hate niggers, but it was in a greater context.
	Like, when you saw, look at any of my appearances on that show.
	I refused to talk shit about anybody.
	And you shouldn't have appeared on the show.
	I set the record straight.
	No, no, no, not appearing on a show.
	That's like saying Cornell shouldn't have been on your show because you're a Nazi man or something.
	You know what I mean?
	Like the optics.
	No, no, no.
	If Cornell, if I had fucked over Cornell's friends, then no, Cornell should not have been on my show.
	But what if he just, well, actually, you do talk shit about his friends, all of his liberal friends.
	That's totally different.
	You're talking about an entire philosophy.
	I'm talking about one company, one brand, one family.
	This is before he messed with Deep Discount.
	And it was a series.
	No, you hung out on that show after the Deep Discount diss.
	And you told me that you felt bad about it.
	And you told me that you just didn't want to rock the boat.
	So one of my main sources for all this is you.
	You told me you chickened out.
	That also is true.
	But listen, I did the best I could to try to be an ambassador for Compound Media.
	Ambassador.
	Do you even believe the shit that you say?
	No, I mean, I wasn't sitting there like, yeah.
	What are we going to do broker a deal?
	Are we going to become friends again?
	It was giving a voice to the people at Compound Media.
	It's some respect.
	Giving a voice?
	In some respect, it was like, all right, well, this is the guy from Compound Media.
	It was a divorce.
	It was over.
	When a couple gets divorced, you don't have to hang out with the ex-wife to give the ex-husband a voice or be an ambassador.
	The divorce was set in stone.
	Yeah, maybe I do have a thing where I need to be personally wronged by somebody in order for me to ex them from my life.
	Like my friend Lambchop stole one of my friend's parents' wedding rings to buy heroin.
	This was years ago, but the whole town doesn't talk to him after that.
	But you did.
	Me and him would still become friends because he got clean.
	He got clean.
	I mean, he regretted what he did, and he wanted to commit suicide for it.
	And he never wronged me.
	And we had like a symbiotic relationship.
	You know, we would smoke what he was doing.
	Did he pay them back?
	No.
	Why not?
	I don't know.
	I don't think he really was employed.
	I would pay him to drive me to work.
	Why wasn't he employed?
	I think he was really...
	Get a job at McDonald's and pay back the wedding ring.
	And a lot of people that, by the way, that are like, that claim to be Christian, like all the groipers and Zoomer guys, too, judging people based on being homos and race mixing and stuff like that.
	That's really non-Christian stuff to judge people's activities and what they do.
	And yet again, not forgiving people.
	It's not my job to condemn Christian people.
	I will totally forgive that guy when he pays them back the wedding ring.
	It's not my place to, I mean.
	Yes, it is.
	So I'm judging.
	You're not good until you pay back other people.
	Yeah.
	That's exactly what it is.
	You have to atone for your sins.
	It's not, you just let it go.
	He's unemployed.
	Okay, but he ripped off your friend.
	Forget the friend's parents.
	He ripped off your friend, and you're like, whatever, dude.
	Not whatever, dude.
	It was years afterwards, and he was like, you know.
	Years after, he still can't pay back the ring?
	What a piece of shit.
	Call him.
	Well, hold on a second.
	Why don't you call him?
	I don't know if I have his number.
	We were friends on...
	See, he moved to Ohio with his dad, and I don't think he really had a cell phone much, so we were on Facebook Messenger with each other, and I'm not on Facebook anymore.
	But I'm going to try to get his number.
	Either way, so let's say what if he paid him off in the future.
	What if he was working to pay him off?
	And I'd say, I heard you paid back dude's parents.
	We're cool now.
	I understand it was a rough time, but that was cool that you paid him back.
	We're good.
	What if I'm friends with him?
	Should I wait to be friends with him after he pays him back?
	What if I know if he's saving up for it?
	Until the transaction happens?
	Correct.
	If you want to get into the nuance of...
	Well, that's like the specifics.
	But that's the way life works.
	That's called having character.
	You have certain lines in the sand.
	But also robbing your friends is a line in the sand.
	Timmy also didn't care if I was friends with him.
	I don't care.
	Neither do I. That's irrelevant.
	So he's condemned in your eyes until he makes it right.
	Yes.
	That's interesting.
	Interesting.
	It goes back to cave laws.
	If someone steals your fucking cave fork made out of a mammoth bone, then they suck until they pay it back.
	What he did do, I don't know if this accounts for anything.
	At the festival that Timmy started, he went up to his parents and admitted it.
	That's how everybody found out.
	So that's a good start.
	You know, that's, I was, you know.
	That's good enough for Ryan.
	Yeah.
	Well, not good enough, but I mean.
	It clearly is.
	You guys are bros.
	He has work to do, but it's not my business.
	Well, he doesn't have work to do, Ryan.
	He never did any work.
	The ring, the wedding ring, was probably fucking, if it was an engagement ring, it was maybe five grand.
	If it was a fucking wedding ring, these are $220.
	So it ain't hard to pay back $220.
	It's the sentimentality.
	It's one McDonald's paycheck.
	No, there's no sentimentality with this ring.
	Really?
	It's just a fucking gold band.
	I really think the worst part of it, I thought, was that it's like a symbol of their sanctity of their own.
	Yeah, that's pretty bad, too.
	That's why we're being noble and Christian to move on after he pays them back.
	We are eradicating all of that discomfort and distrust that he injected into the family.
	I got it.
	It just feels so weird to be like, did you pay him back yet?
	Because we can't be friends yet.
	Yeah, that's called character.
	That's called having a backbone.
	Like it should bother you to the point where you can't relax.
	I guess I'm different.
	I don't know.
	That's not a good way to be, though.
	I know it's a big deal what he did, but I just think that's his own journey of forgiveness.
	He owes them, not me.
	Okay, what if he raped a kid and he was working on paying it back?
	That's clearly different.
	I mean, because...
	Well, what are your boundaries?
	What crimes...
	Well, is it hurt people?
	Stealing is okay.
	Hurt people.
	What if he beat up your friend's dad?
	Well, was it like a mutual fight?
	No, he just was mad at him.
	He lost his temper.
	He's drunk.
	And he beat up your friend's dad.
	I would keep a little more distance between me and that person because that's a violent.
	You're worried about your own safety.
	That's a violent...
	So you're worried about getting beat up yourself.
	Well, the heroin stealing thing is that's a trope.
	Like people, that's what people on heroin do.
	It doesn't matter.
	It's still sober.
	And when you're sober, it's fucking easy to scrape up five grand, especially when you have years to do it.
	Well, I'm not saying it's...
	Especially just sell a bunch of shit.
	I'm not saying it's good.
	I'm just saying that that's...
	Oh, wow, that's brave.
	That's pretty tough.
	Ryan thinks ripping off your parents' jewelry is not good.
	It's not great.
	Wow.
	It's not great either.
	That is.
	That's my kind of.
	Ryan's a handshake kind of guy.
	He's a real man.
	He doesn't even like it when you rip off your friend's parents.
	That's just the kind of thing.
	Not so much.
	I'm not a big fan.
	I'll enable you, but I won't like it.
	I'll still like you.
	Trump condemns the Proud Boys.
	4-7.
	I have to say, I've said it many times, and let me be clear again.
	I condemn the KKK.
	I condemn all white supremacists.
	I condemn the Proud Boys.
	I have to say, I've said it many times.
	Nice group.
	Nice guilt by association there, Mr. Donald Trump.
	Who is going to stand back and stand by?
	Donald Trump?
	What was this response to that?
	4-8?
	Now I feel like I'm going to bar from drinking too much water.
	Oh, yeah.
	Stand back and stand by.
	You have to be willfully ignorant to think that that means, doesn't mean stand down.
	Camp Auschwitz was a retarded sweatshirt one guy had on.
	I don't know what the bottom right means.
	That's Proud Boys, I guess.
	Now everyone who is at the Capitol is a Proud Boy.
	And then we have the biggest fucking idiot in the universe wearing some retarded shirt and associating with Proud Boys forever.
	Thank you for that, sir.
	You fucking suck.
	I can't think of anyone I'd want to punch in the face more than him.
	What a...
	That is the say that guy's a proud boy.
	That is the stupidest move in the history of the club.
	And there's been a lot of stupidity.
	I tried to zoom and see if that's a Photoshop because I only saw that one picture.
	And the text doesn't look to fit the curves of the show.
	It's real.
	It is real.
	Fuck.
	Trump's attorney fires media over impeachment.
	What's that got to do with Proud Boys?
	This is old news.
	Oh, Trump's attorney fries media.
	Oh, because it's about the Capitol.
	Proud Boys are now the same as the Capitol.
	It's all one big white supremacist KKK group.
	This is really good.
	It's really long.
	I remember where the juice is.
	Yeah.
	Where she pisses him off and starts quoting and minimizes the tweet doctoring.
	Let me reload.
	Joining me now is former President is a check mark that's a verification on Twitter that did not exist on that particular tweet, a 2020 that should have actually read 2021, and the selective editing,
	you say, of the tapes.
	Is that enough?
	That's not enough for you?
	That's not enough for you?
	Wait, wait, wait, wait.
	I am not a geographer in this treatment.
	Not everybody has a following.
	It's not okay.
	Not everybody takes a little bit of evidence respectfully.
	I have not said it is okay.
	I want to be clear for our viewers.
	Listen, what needs to happen is about what exactly you're saying when they say doctored evidence.
	The media has to start telling the right story in this country.
	The media is trying to divide this country.
	You are bloodthirsty for ratings, and as such, you're asking questions now that are already set up with a fact pattern.
	I can't believe you would ask me a question indicating that it's all right just to doctor a little bit of evidence.
	There's more stuff that we uncovered that they doctored, to be frank with you.
	And perhaps that will come out one day.
	But we won this case, and I'm not a sore loser, but what happened, or a sore winner, I should say, but what should happen is somebody should look at the conduct of these house managers.
	It's unconscionable, aside from all of the due process by storming capital.
	And then they cut out peacefully.
	The reason that I put that in the Proud Boys thing is because they are a big part of the impeachment, if you go to 50.
	William Trestman, aka me, that's the guy who looked exactly like me.
	Christopher Kuhn and Lewis Collin of Kansas City and Felicia and Corey Cornel siblings from Tucson are accused of meeting up with others previously accused of being members of the Proud Boys.
	So these guys aren't in trouble for being Proud Boys.
	They're just they were near them.
	Oh, no.
	And obstructing police, pushing past the outer barricade outside, trying to restrict police inside.
	So now it's not just terrible to be a proud boy.
	It's terrible to be near them outside and inside the Capitol of the Five appear to gesture and communicate to one another in an apparent effort.
	Great job, by the way, on everyone nailing all the people who stormed the Capitol.
	I appreciate your tenacity.
	I appreciate how thorough you are.
	I'm just digging up your research on Antifa and other riots, including the storming of the Capitol by Kavanaugh supporters two years ago, and I'd not seen a lot.
	You really seem focused when it's white males, but when it's another group or an anti-white male group run by white males, you were totally silent.
	What the fuck is that?
	It's the opposite of white male privilege is what it sounds like to me, where white males get this intense fine-toothed comb of scrutiny when they do something wrong, and the Caps Dorman Capital was wrong.
	But every other group's off the hook.
	Look at this.
	Where's this guy?
	There's this guy who's a yeah, go to 38B.
	So apparently, two people who did free bodyguard work, Proud Boys used to do it, but two of them were oath keepers.
	Right?
	Okay.
	God forbid you should protect Roger from being fucking having the shit beat on him like his wife just was.
	His wife was just attacked while she was walking her dog.
	And so you shouldn't protect the stones.
	So not only is it bad to be Roger Stone, it's bad to prevent Roger Stone getting the living shit kicked out of him like his wife just had.
	At least six people fighting security for Roger Stone participated in the Capitol attack.
	Our new visual investigation, Capitol letters, that's a thing, shows, here's how the guards, all oath keepers, went from guarding Trump's longtime confidant to standing inside the Capitol.
	So he's trying to say that Trump has a secret army.
	That's the implication here.
	And that's just like that Dan Wilson thing.
	But click on this fucking, I don't want to call him a faggot because I like faggots, but this pussy, this homo, look at him.
	He looks like a European DJ.
	Eh.
	He looks like, you know, when Europeans speak English and they don't use ing?
	They're like, yeah, we were dancing all night, man.
	It was really crazy.
	Like their English is, they're trying to make it perfect so you can't tell that they're from Lustfad.
	Hey, man, what are you guys doing?
	We're going to be having a really cool time on Friday at the disco.
	There's going to be dancing and all kinds of Jagger.
	There was Jeff Sandip.
	Oh my God, it was so fun.
	And if you like girls, there's lots of Lufthansian girls there.
	They're all tens, way hotter than you have in America.
	Oh, what a turd.
	And his fucking hunk eyes.
	Oh, shit.
	That was a joke we used to do in high school.
	We'd pretend we were super hot and be like, oh, man, what time is it?
	And we tussle our hair like that, pretending to be male models, like Zoolander.
	He's a Zoolander faggot.
	And just like I was saying previously, okay, you're a visual investigator.
	I get it.
	It's cool.
	You're Mr. Super Snitch.
	Let's see you investigate Antifa.
	Let's see you investigate the black Hebrew Israelites who murdered Jews in New York.
	Let's see you investigate the nation of Islam.
	And hey, if you're anti-crime, I'm interested in seeing some of your visual investigation of MS-13.
	How are you doing there?
	You could recognize them by their facial tattoos.
	Oh, you're against racism.
	Oh, okay.
	I went through your file.
	I couldn't find anything on the Aryan nations.
	Oh, you pick soft targets that you know won't fight back.
	Okay, okay.
	So this guy has poured over millions of hours of tape and discovered that someone who didn't want Roger Stone also was at a rally where there was an insurrection.
	And of course, you can draw your own.
	What they do is they lay out the dominoes, but they don't want to lie, so they let you do the lying for them.
	So you're supposed to, on your own time, assume that Trump, Via Stone, and other people have a secret army that they sick on things, like the Capitol, like you.
	And that's true of Antifa.
	The Dems do sick Antifa on people, places, and things.
	Oh, I've hung out with that guy before.
	But it's not true of the right, you fucking loser.
	And why don't you investigate both?
	Aren't you a journalist?
	No, you're not.
	You're an activist.
	And you're a pussy.
	And you hate white people.
	A lot of shit.
	A lot of bad shit about you.
	I'm genuinely mad.
	I just worked myself up into a tizzy.
	Oh, no, no, no.
	Yep.
	Once I get mad, you can't get unmad.
	Second to last Proud Boy story.
	This woman in Canada says that the Prow Boy should be able to defend this terrorist allegation.
	There's clear process under Canadian law, and it doesn't involve politicians grandstanding.
	How listing a terror group actually works and why Parliament might have screwed up.
	Now, I talked to lawyers about this, and I said, can't they fight this?
	I mean, they could probably raise money for it.
	They should fight this thing.
	And he brought up a great point.
	He goes, who?
	Who the fuck?
	He'd ask me, Canadian, black, and rich and willing to throw it all away.
	Because you know, as soon as you say, hey, I'm a proud boy and I don't allow, I don't, I don't, I think the fact that Proud Boys Canada have never done anything remotely terroristic, that's a pretty good reason why they shouldn't be declared a terrorist group.
	The KKK has a long history of terrorism.
	Canada has not declared them a terrorist group.
	I mean, we've already talked about...
	It was here.
	It's a joke.
	Jeremy Singh just didn't like that everyone on the terror list was brown.
	Take that up with the Browns.
	Don't just try to mix the waters by throwing random white people in there.
	Boy, this is turning into a real white episode.
	I guess that's what we'll call it.
	The white album.
	Say what you want about him.
	His riffs in Soundgarden.
	I mean, almost next to none.
	He's a good...
	And that's what I wish he stuck with.
	Yeah.
	Playing the bass.
	Is that guy a Sikh?
	He's a guitar player, but yeah, what the hell is his name?
	He's some sort of that.
	Sikhs don't have to put their shit in a turban.
	They just can't cut their beard or their hair.
	Oh.
	So as long as he's got a long beard and long hair.
	Nope.
	Oh, maybe he doesn't.
	It's tucked up.
	I think he has long hair.
	So what's his name?
	And then you just type in is blah, blah, blah, Seek.
	Kim Thale.
	I always forget that.
	He's like a girl name.
	He makes me a Seek.
	And while you look that up, final story on this doomed men's club that was ruined by over-rallying.
	These Australian, the Australian Proud Boys who don't go to fucking rallies every day with chest plates and white claws and scream at fucking Antifa every single month, even though they're getting stabbed and the media is ignoring it.
	Proud Boys on the new South Wales-Victoria border have been filmed confronting online bullies.
	I love that the media is giving them a fair shake, too.
	That's something you do not see on this side of the pond.
	Do not see.
	And then they put in quotes, anti-fascist, which is great.
	Group online who have been doxing their businesses.
	Jared Serbee and other Proud Boys that accompanied him walked into a Toyota dealership calling out Jack.
	This is an Antifa member who was caught doxing their business to come out and talk to them.
	When Jack did not come out, the Proud Boys had a peaceful and civil conversation with the dealership staff members.
	Upon leaving the dealership, Sierbee did state, we want you to know that as long as your employees continue to do this, we are going to continue to come.
	That is, I think, the fairest article I've ever seen on Proud Boys.
	Can you not get to it?
	And it's Australian News.
	What, this link not working?
	No, it's working.
	It's funny that the fair article comes from the Australian News, and then Australian News is banned on Facebook.
	I saw this.
	I didn't see it.
	And Australians are furious.
	What is the latest on this?
	That's right, Rosemary.
	So like so many other places around the world, Facebook is almost an internet within the internet for Australian users.
	But those Australian users woke up on Thursday with no access to news on their Facebook feeds.
	And that comes as Facebook and the Australian government are in this very deep public war about who pays for news content.
	The Australian government is pushing through laws that it says will help news organisations recoup some of the money that they believe is owed to them from news content going on Facebook.
	They believe it's optional.
	So it's the Australian government that's fucking all this up, it sounds like.
	Okay.
	I wonder if that's coming here.
	Yeah, probably.
	Let me see.
	Let me go back to that Proud Boys article.
	I've never read a fair article about the Proud Boys in my life by Queensland View.
	So the person's anonymous.
	And then go to the picture again.
	Has he got a facial tattoo?
	Yeah.
	I've never, yeah, this is...
	I'm dumbfounded.
	If this was written in America, it would be Proud Boys attack car dealership, claiming it's Antifa.
	And then the body article would be, several Proud Boys, a group that declared a hate group by the SPLC and was recently reported storming the Capitol, is now storming a Toyota dealership in South Wales under the allegations that it's somehow associated with Antifa.
	The police were called and Proud Boys vowed to keep coming back for more.
	The owner of the Toyota dealership was petrified and said he is buying, paying for round-the-clock security.
	In other news, that's illegal.
	Okay, let's do a little bit of racism, shall we?
	Why stop it a little?
	Let's talk about racism that was racist, guys.
	I can't let this go till Monday because it's already kind of news, old news.
	Some incompetent boob named Baron Hess, Barner Hess, has come up with a whiteness meter.
	And guess what?
	They all suck.
	3-2.
	So this New York principal, Mark Federman, who looks like a crumpled-up paper bag.
	Oh, wow.
	Doesn't he?
	Yeah.
	I didn't expect that to make sense.
	Like, when I look at him, I think I just finished a sandwich and a drink box and an apple.
	He's a school lunch.
	He's a full lunch.
	He's a used school lunch.
	But he asked him for a, so this, okay, go down to 3-3.
	So this guy, like, when you have these dumb programs, African-American studies, or, or there's a paper bag again.
	Dude, what happened to you?
	He looks like he got rolled down the street.
	You know, when we were kids, sometimes if you didn't have a puck or a tennis ball, you'd crumple up a paper bag and hit it around with the puck a little bit.
	That's what he looks like.
	A paper bag that's been used as a puck.
	But anyway, when you have all these courses like the history of intersectionality or something, it has to go somewhere and it's not going to go to real science or real academia.
	So they just have a black guy who comes up with a fucking chart.
	Zoom in on this chart.
	I think it's in the Daily Mail thing, too.
	I just wanted to show his fucking face.
	So white supremacists is obviously the worst thing you can be.
	And I think it's in modern society, it's worse than a pedophile.
	Like I know of this pedophile who lives near my friend, and he was arrested in Disney for having his dick out.
	He's like 70 years old.
	He's playing with kids and his dick out.
	He got away with it because he said he didn't know his dick was out.
	But like, why are you playing with kids?
	Imagine you going to a public pool and saying, hey, kids, come here, gather around.
	Let's play with each other.
	Let's play a game.
	Like, you don't go up to kids ever.
	Good afternoon, guys.
	Except an elephant.
	They don't put shit on his lawn.
	He's okay with it.
	And then there was another guy who lives near me who was a serial rapist.
	He was a corrections officer that fucked the prisoners there.
	He's fine.
	Everyone loves him.
	When he got caught, he made a post on next door called Extreme Ownership, and everyone got over it.
	But white supremacist is the absolute...
	Jeffrey Dahmer ate people.
	And when he learned they were doing a documentary on him, he got a hold of the documentarians and said, I want to be clear.
	I only ate people.
	I only ate black people because I lived in a poor neighborhood and that's who was around.
	I'm not racist.
	And they were like, oh, okay.
	Good to know.
	Cannibal, not racist.
	I'm not persecuted.
	I'm just an ass.
	So let's go back to that silly chart.
	So white supremacist is worth you can do.
	White voyeurism is Pretty bad, where you just, I guess you have the white supremacy and you don't actively do it, but you enjoy it, right?
	And you kind of like it.
	White privilege, these are all the same thing, but just less intense, where you get white privilege and you kind of ignore it.
	White benefit, white voyeurism, white privilege, white benefit are all the same.
	So that's stupid.
	White confessional, I guess that's when you say, I suck, and we're racist and we had slavery.
	White critical is like, we really suck.
	I hate us.
	White traitor means you want to die.
	And you're close to being okay.
	No, yeah, you.
	No, white traitor is just you hate all white people.
	White abolitionist is you want to wipe out white people.
	I like how that's green.
	Yeah.
	Thumbs up.
	Wait, look where the little hand is.
	It's where it should be.
	Yeah.
	You should be in between a traitor and an abolitionist.
	We are here.
	Can you imagine if the races were reversed?
	And there was a chart that had a thumbs up and the green for black abolitionists and black traitors.
	I guess black traders are the kind of guys who are in the Proud Boys.
	Can you imagine if the races were reversed?
	I want to give a shout out to the black traders and the black abolitionists out there.
	And I want to tell the black supremacists that they're in the red and they need to confront this.
	So it's one thing to have something that unbelievably retarded.
	Like imagine I did one for black people.
	But then for schools to go.
	And it's the East Village school.
	It's in the shithole of the East Village.
	It's one of the worst schools imaginable.
	So it doesn't really matter.
	He's really just trying to appease the black kids that hate his guts at the school.
	Did you know that you're not fair?
	This woman, remember the Karen?
	She's been pardoned.
	She's been pardoned because she took a re-education class.
	Oh, yeah.
	She went to re-education camp.
	And just like that Jen Saki joke, the gulags were run by people of color.
	That's correct.
	Charges dropped.
	Poor Babylon B. You can't joke anymore.
	This woman, the Central Park woman who committed the sin of calling 911 after a guy said, you don't want to see what I'm going to do to your dog.
	She said, a black man threatened me just because a black man threatened her.
	And she went to a re-education camp, just like the golfer who called his ball a faggot.
	He went to re-education camp.
	And just like the Babylon Bee's joke, I guarantee you that both of these gulags are run by people of color.
	I want to go to one.
	You know what I imagine happening for the golfer?
	He's just in a room and then like a little gay golf ball rolls in.
	Like, say it to my face.
	It's got a little want to call me a faggot now?
	No, it's a guy.
	It's a gay guy with a golf ball thing he got on at the Halloween store.
	And he goes, hi, I'm a faggot.
	Do you want to beat me?
	We got to go to one of these, dude.
	Yeah, sure.
	See if you can see the link.
	Scroll down.
	Oh, my God.
	It would be so fun to be asking questions the whole time.
	Don't white males die disproportionately higher than black women?
	Don't they have a much shorter lifespan than black women?
	Does it say the name of the club?
	Learning in therapy?
	After learning in therapy.
	What's the therapy?
	All right, we'll look that up on our own time.
	Man.
	But I want to go to that class.
	I heard the guy said that's unnecessary.
	Or he spoke out and he was like, that seems kind of cruel or unfair or something.
	No, no, you started this mess, fuckface.
	He wants to be more heroic than he already is.
	He's already made it about him.
	Now he wants to keep making about how sanctimonious he is.
	I forgive my perpetrator.
	So look at the moron who made up this dumb chart.
	Barnar Hess.
	And what I love about this is, no, that's not it.
	This is 3-4.
	Fall series or new yearly series of webinars entitled Building Sustainable Futures, Global Challenges and Possibilities.
	And the idea here is that...
	What the fuck is the name of their dumb sh program?
	I'm going to write this down.
	Building.
	Go ahead.
	Series of webinars entitled Building Sustainable Futures.
	Building Sustainable Futures.
	This is going to be the name of this episode.
	Building Sustainable Futures.
	Global Challenges and Possibilities.
	Global Challenges and Possibilities.
	I don't know where the punctuation is there.
	Is it like Building Sustainable Futures colon global challenges and possibilities?
	Like the global...
	Yeah, I think that's it.
	So it's two separate things.
	It's like the headline is building sustainable futures, and then the subhead is global challenges and possibilities.
	But here's the funniest thing about this.
	So that black guy is the asshole who made that dumb chart.
	His name is, where is it?
	Herman Hessie?
	No, his name is Barner Hess.
	Yeah, Barner Hess.
	Now, either he or some boob who organized this wrote Herman Hess.
	Herman Hess was a painter, but he was mostly known as a poet.
	He's a famous poet from Switzerland.
	Herman Hess.
	The most famous Hess there is.
	And someone put Herman Hess where Barner Hess is meant to be.
	You know what sometimes happens if he's borrowing that account from another Zoom account?
	That might be a relative named Herman.
	Oh.
	Because you name yourself in the Zoom account.
	Oh, so maybe it's his dad or his brother or something?
	Yeah.
	Well, if your name's Hess, maybe Google Herman Hess before you name your kid Herman.
	This also goes for any Hitlers out there.
	The idea here is that we're going to be taking the United Nations Sustainable Development Goals and each quarter focusing on a different one of those goals.
	You'll notice with these, with the left, their introductions are always really, really fucking long.
	And same with when they have Q ⁇ A's.
	Hi, name's Gavin McInnes.
	I do a web channel.
	I mean, it's like sort of an internet TV station called Censored.tv.
	Formerly Vice, started Proud Boys, invented hipsters, sort of responsible for the gentrification of Williamsburg.
	Wife, two kids, American Indian.
	I'm not.
	I'm Scottish.
	My parents are Scottish.
	Born in England.
	My question is in two parts, and basically it's about global strategies moving forward and building hegemonies in a sustainable environment.
	And the first part of it sort of talks to what you were saying earlier.
	And you're just like, I went undercover for Project Veritas once into Black Lives Matter.
	And everyone in the room, there's 40 people in the room, had to get up and say a little bit about themselves.
	I made up a British character.
	I had a British accent.
	I wasn't as famous back then, so I could blend in.
	And I just said, I'm here from London, getting to know people, having fun.
	And everyone, so we didn't start the meeting for an hour because everyone was telling you about themselves.
	Oh, he's Hindu, by the way.
	Kim Thale.
	Hindu.
	Okay, so.
	Hindu is not a Sikh.
	Although North India is right next to...
	Where are they from?
	Where are Sikhs from?
	Let's see.
	I'll seek it out.
	The top.
	We are Hindu from?
	No, Hindus are from India.
	It's the religion of India.
	Sikh is a different religion.
	His family's from North India.
	Punjab.
	The Punjab is where they're from.
	Okay, go back to that.
	Organizing a series of wonderful talks around that goal.
	So for the fall quarter, our UN SDG goal is goal number 16, which for those of you who are not UN geeks, it is peace, justice, and strong institutions.
	And so our webinars this fall are going to focus on infrastructures to interrogate the ways in which we promote peace, justice, and strong institutions.
	Amelia, what you're saying is nothing.
	What's coming out of your mouth is just pillow feathers, just garbage.
	You're not saying anything.
	And your webinar isn't helping anyone accomplish anything.
	So this is like Amy Siskin's world.
	It's just a made-up, silly world that has no bearing on reality.
	It's just these nattering hens in a chicken coop.
	I just started doodling because her voice was like a T, you know, when you're in class?
	Yeah.
	I wonder if that's a thing.
	I'm playing this because I want to see how long it takes for Herman Baranon to get to talk.
	Our institutions uphold violence and what we can do about that.
	So to start us off, we're just thrilled to have Dr. Barnard Hess with us.
	As we all know, in May of this year, Derek Tobin killed George Floyd and people across the country.
	No, we don't know that.
	He died of a fentanyl overdose.
	So, are you getting the subtext here?
	I speak asshole.
	So what she's saying is that we live in a very racist world.
	That's one of our global challenges.
	And the way we're going to build a sustainable future is to stop racist cops from killing black people for sport.
	That happens all over the world.
	It's a major problem.
	And the way we're going to stop that is to confront whiteness, because it's white supremacy that is making all these cops kill these black guys.
	And we have an expert here who has divided how shitty white people are into eight categories.
	And he's going to tell us how to fight, abolish whiteness so we'll stop killing black people.
	Because I don't know if you've ever checked in on Haiti, but they killed every white person on the island.
	Some moron suggested that the slaves don't get a day off and they work seven days a week.
	The slaves revolted and it was revolting.
	And they killed women and children, drank their blood, decapitated babies.
	They rid Haiti of white people.
	And that rid Haiti of racism.
	Since then, Haiti has become Wakanda.
	Blacks without white racism thrive and it's beautiful.
	Haiti, I think, is the wealthiest country in the world.
	Just looking at it, oh my God, the systems they have for garbage collection, irrigation, the free market is thriving.
	I mean, how many of you dream of going to a Haitian university?
	It is the richest country in the Western Hemisphere.
	Who the fuck came up with this?
	This was back in 2014 when they were roaring.
	I guess it's rich in rape.
	How are you quantifying this wealth?
	You'll notice they didn't use a picture of Haiti for this.
	It's the pearl of the Antares.
	Yeah.
	Oh, it was.
	I think you're thinking of before they rid it of those evil white people.
	I remember when they had that horrible, whatever it was, hurricane earthquake thing.
	And Jim Goat said, oh, there was a hurricane in Haiti?
	How can you tell?
	I remember Conan O'Brien went there to show how awesome it was?
	And they had to go to the one hotel that's not on fire and then drive him to the one restaurant where the ovens work.
	Yeah.
	And when they left, they're like, you could put it back on fire now.
	It's like North Korea with the lights.
	They get visitors.
	They're like, yeah, we got it.
	It was really a Potemkin village.
	They had a fake Haiti built for him.
	Holy shit.
	He stayed at like the Hyatt.
	And by the way, this guy, didn't he re-enslave everybody?
	I just want to get that right because I remember hearing something about that.
	He re-enslaved.
	He used all the slaves again, but he was just their slave owner.
	Well, that's because he cares about the environment and he's recycling.
	Oh.
	Anyway, sorry, go back to that boring count.
	How far are we in now?
	A minute, 22 seconds.
	She's been introducing this for a minute and 22 seconds.
	Marched in protest, not only of Floyd's murder, but also of the institutionalized racism.
	These women see blacks as pets.
	They're sort of like girls with horses.
	and they've tamed the black stallion.
	They've tamed this wild beast.
	And they talk to him now.
	And he does tricks and they give him a platform to do his tricks.
	She doesn't want him at her house.
	She doesn't want to go camping with him.
	She doesn't want his son dating her daughter.
	She just likes him as a concept.
	And she's Dr. Doodle.
	She can talk to the animals.
	But if you dare rezone her kids' school and you bring the animals into her kids' school, you're going to see a slightly different tone from Annalisa Riles.
	That permitted that, that made it possible, that sanctions and excuses such state-sponsored violence over and over again.
	Yes, the state-sponsored George Floyd's murder.
	I guess because the cops were paying in tax dollars.
	And the protests have inspired protests around the world and have also been the subject, of course, of discussions at the United Nations and the United Nations Human Rights Act.
	He's checking his phone.
	First time the United States has been.
	He's texting somebody.
	This bitch.
	This bitch is on some George Floyd shit.
	Brought to task for human rights abuses in our own country.
	Despite foundational claims to liberty and equality as universal ideas and practices, liberal democracies are the sites and sources of the world.
	Yo, you told me that this starts at 2 p.m.
	Could you just tell me when it actually starts?
	I didn't know that this was going to be in it.
	This is the cunting attractions.
	I didn't dress like a low-budget Han Solo for nothing now.
	Is she a white abolitionist?
	Hopefully.
	Without redress.
	So today we're just thrilled and very privileged to have with us Dr. Barnard who will help us think about the role of white sovereignty in maintaining.
	Oh, now she's telling the horse what tricks to do.
	So this is a black stallion I found in the forests of Costa Rica.
	I tamed him.
	He was going to be doing tricks.
	Now he's going to be walking backwards.
	And when I pulled out the apple, he will begin his tricks.
	Dr. Hess is associate professor in American American studies at Northwestern.
	His research and his teaching are in the areas of black political thought and critical race studies.
	You don't say it.
	He's the author of a forthcoming book, A Race Ocracy.
	This is a book called I Can't Read.
	A raceocracy.
	Whoa.
	White Sovereignty and Black Life Politics.
	And he's the co-editor of After Ferguson with a hashtag in front of that.
	After hashtag Baltimore, The Challenge of Black Death and Black Life for Black.
	It's funny because I was talking earlier about how we both look at the same thing and derive totally opposite conclusions.
	Heather McDonald in The War on Cops talks about the Ferguson effect and says that those riots set off a path, an anti-cop racial alarmism path that we have not recovered from.
	Meanwhile, that side says Ferguson was wonderful and that started us on this fantastic path to racial justice and sustainable futures.
	I have to keep looking at the title of her thing because it's immemorable.
	Building Sustainable Futures, Global Challenges and Possibilities.
	Political thought.
	So we're just thrilled to have a lot of questions.
	What do we have?
	311?
	Yep, great band.
	Welcome, Dr. Hess, and thank you so much.
	And I should say, I know there will be many questions.
	If you have questions, please feel free to post them in the chat and we'll get as many of them asked to Dr. Hess.
	I have one question.
	Haiti, question mark?
	During the Q ⁇ A as we can.
	So welcome, Dr. Hess.
	The floor is yours.
	Oh, I have one more question.
	Liberia was a country started by freed slaves.
	They left America.
	They went back to Africa, as Marcus Garvey said they should.
	And it's a fucking shithole.
	Brooklyn.
	So where's Wakanda?
	Is my question.
	Good.
	Thanks.
	So the challenge I have in front of me is really to try and suggest that in all the conversations that we have about structural racism, policing, racial justice, there's a concept that we ought to use,
	but we're not using, which is white sovereignty.
	So what I'm going to try and do is to make the case for us thinking about this idea of white sovereignty.
	Did she just pass out?
	They're trying to bore each other to death.
	And they're winning.
	I've never checked my watch doing this show in all the episodes we've had, and I've checked my watch twice now.
	And I'm torturing you folks at home with it because that's the whole point.
	I've never doodled on the show ever.
	And I'm doodling.
	Yeah.
	As a way of trying to fix my signature.
	We can begin to understand many of the things that are taking place in 2020 and have in many ways been taking place.
	She just wrote down white sovereignty.
	In the last 50 years.
	So I begin with a series of questions.
	They may sound retarding.
	Hey, don't worry.
	We're going to do one and then we'll drop it.
	But isn't it amazing that we're four minutes and 20 seconds in?
	And the only semblance of a point we have is white sovereignty is the problem.
	Okay.
	Wonderful.
	There's a rationale behind posing them.
	Okay.
	In U.S. political history, who are the we in we hold these truths to be self-evident?
	Because the we is all citizens of America.
	Women, children, black people, white people.
	The whole point of the Constitution was that all men are equal under the eyes of God.
	It says all, sir.
	Who are the men?
	We the people.
	Who is the we in we abolish slavery?
	Who made the world?
	the we in we abolish slavery is the west.
	The west includes all races of the west.
	Blacks, whites, all westerners abolish slavery.
	The west did not invent slavery, as Pat Buchanan points out, but the west alone did abolish it, although it still thrives in Africa.
	Right now, in Libya, you can buy a man for $700.
	Tape for democracy.
	And make America great again.
	For whom was America great?
	Paz.
	In no country in the world do gays, blacks, women experience more freedom than America.
	In no part of the world do gays, minorities, the handicapped, everyone experience more freedom than the West.
	Make America great again means we want to acknowledge that and be proud of it.
	It's not about going back to Jim Crow.
	It's not about going back to slavery.
	It's about going back to the 80s.
	You want 1984.
	We want 1983.
	We want to have fun again and not talk about race all the time.
	So make America great again means America was great.
	And what's great?
	Great is about relativity.
	It's great relative to the rest of the world.
	The word you're thinking of, sir, is perfect.
	America was never perfect, but America was always the greatest.
	And if you bring the West into it, then it's irrefutable that the West was always the best, and it was always great for everybody in that it was greater than in other areas.
	If you were black during Jim Crow, yes, that sucked, but you were still better off than anywhere else in the world.
	Americans, you asshole.
	So you get it?
	You get what he's doing here?
	He just hates white people.
	All right, that's enough of that.
	What's this, white guilt taught in schools?
	Is that the same thing?
	3-5?
	Yeah, that's the same thing.
	That's the guy, Barner Hess.
	Barner Hess.
	Boring.
	This guy, Scott Alexander, is doxed.
	I don't know how interesting that is.
	I didn't really pay attention to him, but he's a scientist.
	Blogs that the New York Times said they were going to dox him.
	3.6.
	Alexander's reasons for wanting to remain anonymous are twofold.
	For one, as a person who has stalked out well-founded but occasionally controversial positions and hot-button issues, race and IQ, for instance, he's courted the passionate base of fans.
	He's also received death threats.
	Secondly, he's a psychiatrist.
	And in order for him to do his work, it's important that patients don't know about him because it will mar his work.
	But the New York Times decided they were going to out him.
	So he's had to issue a statement, 3-7.
	No, no, sorry, 38A is his statement where he explains all that.
	I guess you'd have to be familiar with Scott Alexander to give a shit about this, but it's just interesting that the New York Times isn't about the truth.
	It's about terrorizing people with controversial opinions.
	And the New York Times got this information from a lunatic bitch, 3-7, Stalker.
	And these are the kind of people we're up against.
	Like, at best, it's that Karen who was singing the song about Circle Back, but at worst, it's this guy.
	So some guy running the left-wing snark site Rational Wiki is bragging that he basically masterminded the New York Times takedown of Scott Alexander by trying to make it look like it was actually them.
	But it wasn't.
	It was him.
	And let's look at him.
	Scroll down.
	Oops.
	No, that's not down.
	That's the guy.
	That's David Girard who gave the New York Times all they needed for this takedown.
	This is who we're up against, folks.
	It is revenge of the hurt.
	Revenge of the ugly.
	Revenge of the balding.
	I would rather be bald than revenge of the tits.
	Revenge of the hideous fucking freak.
	Dude, wear a wig.
	Wear a wig and put on red lipstick.
	Black lipstick is for the most beautiful woman in the world who's sick of being hit on all the time.
	You are the ugliest piece of shit in the world.
	And you've devoted your life to exposing some fucking scientist whose views you didn't like.
	I think it's important that we remember that when people get fired for being controversial or they get doxxed and all this stuff, this is where it starts.
	If you're looking for the source of the problem, it's these kind of fucking losers.
	Just like the Australian Toyota dealership fucking loser.
	I bet you if we dug up him, we'd be looking at a piece of human garbage.
	Did you know mathematics is racist?
	Because blacks find it hard?
	What racism is, this is 3.9.
	Racism is defined by anything that black people don't thrive at.
	Oregon promotes program focused on dismantling racism in mathematics, saying finding the right answer is a sign of white supremacy.
	Okay.
	Oh yeah, I heard showing your work.
	Is that the same thing?
	But you've heard that too, right?
	Showing your work is racist.
	No, I'm not familiar with that.
	I agree.
	And when you're taking chemistry and you're determining the amount of insulin a diabetic should use, don't be specific.
	It doesn't matter.
	You can give a diabetic a liter of insulin or a drop.
	Because numbers don't matter.
	When you're determining the size of ball bearings for an airplane engine and the various parts that go into that wind turbine, just sort of guesstimate.
	You don't have to be specific when it comes to pharmaceuticals or jet engines.
	Math doesn't matter.
	And it makes blacks uncomfortable, so don't do it.
	Camping also is something blacks don't enjoy and they don't feel comfortable with.
	Ergo, it's racist.
	This is an old one, but I had to include it.
	4-0.
	Camping is racist.
	Look how racist that is.
	The mountains are all white.
	I'm seeing a lot more black than white in that view.
	A lot more brown and black than white.
	And purple.
	White is the minority in this particular visage.
	It's clouds.
	Vistage?
	Oh, yeah, there's white clouds.
	Sorry.
	I didn't notice them because I'm colorblind.
	White clouds matter.
	What is 40?
	I just wrote everything is.
	Wait, That's 40.
	41.
	Yeah, that's right.
	Oh, here's another one: 41.
	Calling the cops is racist.
	Oh, yeah.
	So if you get robbed, know that it was probably a black guy.
	So don't call the cops.
	Someone has now stolen my car battery.
	I'm so tired.
	Can I please catch a break?
	Please do not call the police.
	You could put a biracial person of colors, or is it bisexual?
	I think it's biracial.
	Life at risk by causing a police interaction.
	Just buy a new battery.
	Considered a donation to the African cause.
	No one said anything about race.
	Well, we all know it wasn't a white person who took it, so whoever took it was in need.
	It's not like they're stealing diamonds.
	Can we zoom in on her?
	Hey, Addison, it was a junkie, and they stole the battery because batteries sell easier than other shit.
	Look how fat she is.
	Let's look her up.
	N-M-U-S-A-P-A.
	I bet her tweets are protected now since she went viral.
	Was that definitely?
	No, that's not going to be the Russian minded boob.
	Let's search her on Twitter.
	What was it again?
	I don't remember, Ryan.
	That's not my job.
	Go back to the thing.
	Oh, I got it.
	Imagine being that.
	That's just like, you know that woman that was blathering on for a four-minute intro and just speaking made-up bullshit?
	Suspended.
	Wow.
	That's interesting.
	Maybe someone was sort of making fun of her and she started saying, fuck you.
	I hope you drink bleach and die.
	Probably.
	Swimming's, of course, racist.
	Swimming's racist.
	Well, remember, at my old show, we played this, and we could not find anything that was not racist.
	We would come up with shoes, hair, teeth, glasses, mustaches, shirt collars.
	The only time we could find something that wasn't racist was when we got really, really specific, like an aglet, which is the stiff part of a shoelace.
	Those are not racist, but shoelaces, shoes, helmets, microphones, The Simpsons.
	Yeah, The Simpsons.
	Remember they had to cancel that backee?
	Bells.
	Look up, are bells racist?
	Yeah, because they used to bring in the slaves with the bells.
	Bells are racist.
	Bells existed during slavery.
	Anti-bellists.
	Guess what?
	When everything jingle bells is racist, if everything is racist, nothing is.
	You realize you just ruined the word.
	Is racism racist?
	So now, like, some Klansman rednecks drive by some guy, yell the N-word at him, and you hear that something racist happened, and you're just like, what, someone saying jingle bells?
	Like, that should be a concern.
	It's the same as rape.
	When I hear rape, I should get mad.
	Now I go, well, what's the whole story?
	She regretted sex four years later?
	Or was it rape, rape?
	Now you have to say it twice.
	Is this racism, racism, or just racism?
	Racism.
	And then this onslaught of attacks on Asians is still going strong, but you can't notice it because it's blacks doing it.
	So this is funny, where blacks being racist to Asians has to be wiped out because it's an unfortunate narrative.
	I'm not even exaggerating.
	Horrendous crimes against Asian Americans have happened recently, and it is right that Asian Americans have spoken out against them, but we can be against anti-Asian violence and not resort to knee-jerk calls for more policing, which is inextricable from the policing of black and brown communities.
	Asian Americans need to locate anti-Asian violence as part of a pattern of white supremacy, which also targets black and brown and indigenous people.
	Indigenous people, like Native Americans?
	Even if perpetrators of violence are people of color, the solution is not to fall back on racist assumptions.
	Can I make that a t-shirt, please?
	That is one of the most ridiculous things I've ever seen.
	And it's not the first time we've seen it.
	Remember those Indian kids who were pissing on black girls and we were told they were enacting whiteness?
	Yep.
	And now black people who are at war with Asians in Oakland right now, there's a race war going on and it's not based on anything but opportunity.
	The reason that black kids are going up and robbing old Asian ladies is because they can.
	Because of tweets like that where Asians tend not to call the police.
	They tend not to have a trust of the system.
	They tend not to assimilate.
	They tend to have a lot of cash on them and not trust the banks.
	It's sort of like the attacking, well, it's similar to the attacks on Hasidic Jews in Williamsburg, Brooklyn that probably happened an hour ago.
	And they call it anti-Semitism.
	There is anti-Semitism deep in Brooklyn where they don't like that Jews are gentrifying and they distrust them and they see them as basically just uber whites and they don't like whites.
	That's true there, like Brooklyn Heights.
	It's not the same case in Williamsburg.
	It's totally different in Williamsburg.
	In Williamsburg, they're attacking Hasids because they can.
	They think it's funny.
	And they think they have funny hats, so they go and hit them off.
	They don't even know what religion these Hasidic Jews are.
	They could easily be Amish.
	Or they could just be dressed up for Halloween.
	They're just old people who tend not to be violent.
	So black kids fuck with them because they're fatherless.
	Oh, shit.
	That article that said enacting whiteness is...
	Oh, here, just got it.
	There we go.
	Enacting.
	So everything bad is white people's fault, including anything bad black people do.
	Okay.
	So we won't get involved then.
	We'll leave you to it.
	And that means more black people attacking Asians in Oakland.
	Hands off.
	I'll stand back.
	40 things that are racist.
	You might want to add a fucking exponent to that.
	X. Just add X. Cops, the police.
	The KKK.
	Thank you for that.
	I did not know the KKK were racist.
	Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.
	Did you miss that?
	Swans, sheep.
	Is this a joke?
	White people trying to relate to people of color by adjusting the way they speak or act around them.
	Hey, it's all good, bro.
	I don't know if there's a joke.
	I can't tell what's a joke anymore.
	White leopards, white rhinos, they deserve to become extinct.
	Okay, it's a joke.
	Okay.
	So 42B, we're also told not to notice this attack on Asians.
	Okay, I want to help.
	My people are dying in silence, and I'm here with a megaphone.
	Okay, we finally got someone.
	Obama phone versus megaphone.
	I got this link.
	You'll never guess from who.
	Lucy Liu.
	In the late 90s, my grandfather was badly beaten by a group of teenagers.
	Nothing was stolen.
	He was simply left to die in one of San Francisco's fame parks.
	Okay, so it took his grandfather almost beginning beaten to death for him to give a shit about this.
	Go down?
	That's not much of an article.
	You don't think so?
	Yeah.
	That's all you got, Eric?
	I don't need to say much.
	I wrote an article.
	It's one sentence.
	Here, check out my article.
	You can just tweet it.
	Check out my article.
	It's a tweet.
	It's 140k.
	I'm not linking to it.
	This is it.
	Wait, click on it.
	I guess we have to subscribe to Adweek or some shit.
	Smash the subscribe?
	How do we smash the subscribe?
	I don't.
	Wait, no, that kid.
	This is so weird.
	What a shitty website.
	They're not even telling me to subscribe.
	Yeah, I don't mind if you don't want me reading it.
	Wait, go on the picture, maybe.
	Okay, click in.
	All right.
	Well, we got one guy who's dared to notice it.
	Remember when Pat Noswalt wasn't insane and he quoted Steve Saylor who said, political correctness is the art of not noticing patterns.
	And then he got in big shit for that.
	That was actually the beginning of him going woke.
	I didn't have a number on this one.
	It just says, no, seriously, don't notice it.
	What are you doing?
	Oh, it's just another Asian attack.
	This is my fault, by the way.
	Jesus, did he just run her over?
	That's how they rob people now?
	Is he getting out to apologize to her?
	No.
	Don't call the cops.
	Just get a new body.
	Well, that was whiteness.
	They were in need.
	Okay.
	Two more stories within race.
	This is a long episode.
	Ilhan Omar, you were looking at this, talking about this the other day, but you didn't have the original picture.
	So someone's trying to be super woke, but the left cannibalizes itself, and the left has decided this isn't good enough.
	Black women have self-love, are loved, and worthy of love.
	You clearly don't think so, because in your drawing, a white woman isn't having her ass eaten by 10 different people.
	Love is equality.
	Love is respect.
	Love is love.
	That's a common one.
	That's signs in my neighborhood say that.
	Love is love.
	How about it is what it is?
	So Indians can be lesbians.
	Old people can be interracial, gays.
	Young people can be interracial.
	And then he forgot to link up the black woman with a partner.
	She's loving herself.
	They should have had the white woman alone loving herself.
	I'm self-sexual.
	So this is deleted now.
	This account is gone.
	Right.
	Because this is racist.
	Couldn't that be asexual?
	Isn't it funny?
	Yeah.
	Isn't it funny how this isn't woke enough?
	Don't you think a black woman made that?
	That's not woke enough.
	Can you believe that?
	I wonder who the artist is.
	Okay, Ryan, make that the thumbnail.
	Me looking at that.
	I'll be laughing.
	And then call it not woke enough.
	Did I look like I was laughing?
	That was like a Grant, Robert Grant.
	That laugh.
	By the way, we're so woke that we totally ignore stories like this.
	This woman has a little angel of a little boy.
	She's dating this black guy, Yarel Green.
	His cousin is in some sort of beef.
	He's mad at her.
	He goes and kills the son.
	Oh, I know.
	I don't know if he was mad or he went to rob her.
	So I guess the cousin told Yarel that there was some stuff at her house.
	He goes to the house to rob.
	Kids there.
	He just fucking shoots and kills the four-year-old.
	Can you imagine if the races were reversed?
	Nope.
	Can you imagine?
	Can you imagine if the races were reversed?
	Can you imagine if the races were reversed?
	There'd be parades, folks.
	Motherfucking parades.
	We're not going to visit the mailbag today.
	What do you think of that?
	Just kidding.
	We are.
	You know, if you were a woman, you could probably sue me for like job harassment for constantly every day showing you a video of you not having a dad.
	There's no HR department, but they would have their hands full.
	Good morning, Gavin.
	Short round.
	Dude, I felt the same way after seeing Heredity.
	That ending made me feel so weird.
	I totally felt like I was in the film.
	Ari Astor is a master director, but be honest, were you looking in the corner of your ceilings before going to bed?
	Also, you should check out the lighthouse with Dafoe if you haven't.
	Yeah, spooky movie.
	Spooky.
	My daughter slept in our bed for like four nights.
	Hey, dudes, here's a video my very talented friends up in North have made.
	I think you'll enjoy it.
	I bet it sucks.
	Oh, it's okay.
	Breaking news now.
	Let's get to it.
	It has to do with COVID-19.
	And the World Health Organization has just declared it is a pandemic.
	The World Health Organization has officially named the Neville Coronavirus.
	Hey, Gavin, you talked about that crazy gun bill on JuML Live and how criminals can steal our guns, but isn't the bigger issue the fact that criminals know exactly who doesn't have a gun?
	Yep.
	Great point.
	They can just search your address and make a break-in plan from there.
	Also, it would be hilarious if you and Ryan trolled UK Exit.
	Ryan could email them and say he works for the founder of Proud Boys and he feels trapped and is too afraid to quit.
	Yeah.
	That's a good idea, but who knows where that could end up.
	And I like the idea of going to this class the Central Park woman went to.
	That sounds fun.
	Yeah, it does.
	I would have so many questions.
	We should hire like a really good makeup.
	Isn't all this attack on white males racist and sexist?
	No.
	Blacks can't be racist because racism comes from a position of power.
	That's right.
	I thought racism was judging people based on their race.
	Can Filipinos be racist?
	God, I would tie her up with questions for so long, she'd have a nervous breakdown.
	Painter of Gavin Gay, can someone email me back regarding...
	Ryan, I thought I sent you that email.
	Oh, I thought you were talking about the withnail and i1.
	What is this one?
	It's probably the...
	Oh, when we're in jail?
	Okay, gotcha.
	I'll respond to it.
	Yeah.
	You just sort of peace out the second the show stops recording.
	I gave the address for the with nail and i1, so that should be coming soon.
	Dear Gavin and all, this recent revolver article is a good overview of the current cancel culture.
	It draws striking comparisons with Nazi Germany.
	What an ambitious metaphor.
	It also mentions your proud boyfriends, Max and John.
	I've heard you tell this story many times, but never knew they were prosecuted in the absence of any victims.
	Well, then that's my bat, if you're not familiar with that.
	And you have a constitutional right to face your accuser.
	That should be a major part of their appeal.
	But they did not.
	Let's look at this.
	John Kinsman.
	No?
	Max Proud Boys.
	In October, two members were sentenced to four years in prison, each for their brawl outside the New York Metropolitan Club.
	The sentence were remarkable because prosecutors could not produce any victims for the men's actions.
	The black-cad people they fought with, like members of Antifa, refused to cooperate with the people at all.
	While right-wing hooligans were sent to prison for an entire presidential term over an attack with no known victim, Antifa professor Erika Clanton assaulted strangers with a bike lot.
	His punishment?
	Nothing.
	Three years of probation.
	Or how about David Campbell, who attempted to murder a man outside of Knight for Freedom, a Jewish man he assumed was a Nazi, and he got 18 months, which will end up with less than a year, which means he goes to Rikers,
	not real prison, where I think he is now.
	I'm going to look him up.
	It would be fun to meet him.
	The parking lot at Rikers.
	Hey, David, you're out.
	He's punched an old Jewish man in the face, then jumped on top of him and began strangling him.
	The man went into cardiac arrest.
	He had to be taken away in a stretcher to an ambulance, and then the cops tried to grab him.
	He started beating up the, not beating up the cops, but fighting the cops.
	He put one officer in a headlock.
	We've got victims there.
	Plenty of victims.
	He could face his accusers.
	He got 18 months.
	Max and John got four years.
	There he is.
	David Campbell, motherfucker.
	Stupid.
	My husband and I are one of those happily married Catholic couples whose sex life you think about during Mass.
	You're welcome.
	We got married at 19 and 20.
	We're 35 now.
	We have a house full of kids and a beautiful life.
	My most sincere congratulations, Megan.
	You are what it's all about.
	I'm so happy to hear someone at least is doing it right.
	And I wish, you know, the problem with you people is you're not going on a national tour telling everyone how wonderful your life is.
	So people assume you must be miserable because that's what the Huffington Post and the Daily Beast says.
	Congratulations.
	I am jealous.
	My question is this.
	What would you consider to be a normal sex life for married couples through the decades?
	Everything is going great in that department for us, even after being married for 15 years, but we're still fairly young.
	How much does youth have to do with it?
	I look at couples in their 50s and 60s and I often wonder if they have sex at that age.
	When do men start needing Viagra?
	Do some guys never need it, even at 80?
	When does frequency really start to decline?
	I know you're only 50, but you've certainly heard people and you blah, blah, blah.
	Okay, there's a common myth that children kill sex.
	No, they temporarily pause it because you have a two-year-old sleeping in your bed.
	They're constantly coming in out of your bedroom.
	When the kids are at school, you have to get used to day sex.
	So my wife and I would have a day or two allotted during the week when we knew we had the house to ourselves and could relax and I could be loud and say my little things I like to say.
	But so yeah, you don't have sex.
	You probably, when you have little kids around, it's tough to get it in more than once a week.
	I hear of horror stories of people that are like once a year and stuff like that.
	You got to quit porn.
	So assuming your husband is intelligent enough to quit porn, I would say that with kids under 12, you're going to have trouble beating once a week.
	Once or twice a week.
	You definitely have to keep it at that.
	That's the bare minimum.
	That has to stay like that.
	You cannot go less than once or twice a week.
	50 times a year is not acceptable.
	That's when the marriage starts to deteriorate.
	Once sex dies, everything starts dying around it.
	It is the water for the plant.
	Hot shit.
	But Viagra, I don't know.
	If you're getting laid once a week and you're not beating off, you're not going to have trouble getting it up.
	But I guess you need Viagra when you're...
	Actually, I heard guys at the bar talking about it and they are in their late 60s and they were talking about how awesome it is.
	And so were some guys at the gym and they were in their late 50s.
	So I don't know.
	They were talking.
	The guy who was talking about it was just with a new girlfriend though.
	Like when you're with your wife for 15, 20 years, it's just you.
	Like it's just masturbating.
	You can basically, you know all each other's moves and everything.
	I'm actually getting horny talking about this real quick.
	Ooh, look who had a babe by.
	Our buddy Josh.
	Oh, cute.
	Half Japanese, too.
	Half Japanese?
	Dear G-Dog and Mayor of the Radzone, hear me out.
	I'm Icelandic and my fiancé is American.
	In Iceland, your last name is your dad's name.
	Your last name is your dad's name.
	All right, John J. In Iceland, your last name is your dad's name plus son or daughter.
	So my dad's name is Axel, therefore mine last name is Axel's son.
	Oh, yeah.
	So I would be Jim's son?
	But wait.
	Then your name only lasts one generation.
	What if it's Axel son, son, son, son, son, son?
	But I'm Gavin Jim's son, and then my son is Johnny Gavinson.
	So the Jimson lineage is just one generation.
	My fiancé's family is Hunter, which is a pretty badass-sending last name.
	It would make sense for her to take my last name since she is not the son of my father.
	Would you make an exception in my case and not label me a total cuck for taking my fiancé's last name?
	Yes, you are excused, sir.
	Your tradition in Iceland is fucking retarded.
	So it's time for you to become Hunter as your last name, and your kids should have Hunter as a last name.
	Let's end this ridiculous custom.
	Last letter.
	We're running out of time here.
	Good morning, gang.
	The other day, you played that black animation thing about the vaccine.
	In that video, it was insinuated that blacks dying from COVID high race is a form of racism.
	And it is, because racism is defined as anything that hurts blacks.
	Sickle cell anemia is racist.
	Then you said it was probably because they don't follow social distancing mask mandates.
	I believe, and I'm not trying to be one of those millennials who writes in to correct you or anything, because I know you hate that, that the actual cause is more scientific than that.
	Blacks have huge vitamin D deficiencies.
	Interesting.
	I've heard a lot about vitamin D staving off COVID.
	Kind of like how whites get skin cancer in the wrong climate.
	We didn't evolve in this climate and there are consequences.
	They also have higher rates of high blood pressure, obesity, and diabetes.
	All of these health issues are contributing to factors dying of COVID.
	This is, of course, a much more likely explanation for high death rates among blacks than the less favorite charge of racism.
	Also, the bit from yesterday reminded me of this Wayne's World scene.
	Like you more than a friend.
	That's a good letter to end up.
	Oh, yeah, that's kind of where I stole the idea from.
	Exactly how does the soap cut work?
	Well, as you can see, it does.
	And it does.
	It certainly does suck.
	All right, let's do the final video.
	Your dad abandoned you when you were a baby, right?
	Yep.
	So how did he know you were gay?
	Hey, daddy ran away when he found he was gay.
	Maybe I didn't know he had a gay baby.
	Maybe I came up there and was like, hello.
	Oh my God, dad.
	That hair is fierce.
	Blue below.
	Or your mother went to breastfeed you.
	You're like, are you kidding, right?
	Maybe he was like, two hairdressers make a baby.
	It's fucking gay.
	That's a gay baby.
	The breastfeeding thing, unless those become dicks, the answer is no.
	You know what my doctor said when I came into the room?
	You're a cocksucker?
	He's a fay.
	And then he slapped my ass and I slapped back.
	I slapped your ass and you went, ooh.
	You're supposed to cry?
	Well, try it again.
	Oh, man.
	Ow, rare.
	Try it again.
	You're supposed to be crying.
	Oh, wham, crying.
	Gaby jokes.
	Yes.
	This is one of my favorite topics, female cops.
	Ah.
	We should have a bumper for that, no.
	We should.
	Question mark.
	Now, this is somewhere in Europe where they got migrants who come from shithole countries, and their culture is shitting on women and seeing women as second-class citizens.
	So when the police are female, they just go, well, a dog is a cop.
	Actually, they're probably more scared of dogs, canine units than they are of women.
	So I think what this woman has done is just given up.
	She's accepted that female cops, she feels the same way about female cops that we do.
	And I was talking to a cop about this yesterday.
	Even when they're good, like even Rhonda Rousey, if she was a cop and she could fight, it's still a shitty mix.
	They're trying to prove themselves.
	They get more aggro because they don't want to look weak.
	They don't want you to have to call in for support, enforcement or whatever, every time they do a job.
	The guys don't respect them.
	They might feel disrespected if they get arrested by a woman, so it ramps shit up.
	There's also, and this is true of female soldiers, where because of chivalry, which is in our DNA, you want to sort of get out ahead of it and protect the girl.
	So if she starts ramping things up and escalating the situation, then you get more violent.
	There's a hundred reasons why women should not be beat cops.
	They can be back at the station by all means.
	But this is just a beautiful example of it.
	So I think he spat on them.
	There's some pepper spray.
	He's really scooching it in there.
	So this guy decides he's going to fight the cop, as one does when one's from Libya.
	Look at her.
	Is she calling in for reinforcements?
	So he's wiping his eyes.
	He doesn't mind being pepper sprayed.
	Then this guy starts fighting.
	And by the way, when people see cops throwing hands and punching in the face, that's a normal police procedure.
	It's a great way to subdue a perp.
	People don't seem to get that.
	They think cops punching is...
	Is that the whole thing?
	Yes.
	Okay, I was focusing on him too much.
	Let's re-watch that and look at her.
	Yeah, you're allowed to punch.
	It's perfectly normal.
	That looks like a spit to me.
	Okay, keep your eye on her this time.
	Wandering away?
	Look at her.
	Now she's not even looking.
	Is she talking to the people on the balcony?
	She's acting like a bored girlfriend.
	Maybe she is.
	Look at her now.
	She's not even pursuing the guy.
	She's just staying out of the way.
	This is pathetic.
	Pathetic.
	Look at that.
	This affirmative action is ruining the West.
	Look at her.
	I mean, I know they're useless, but could you at least grab an arm?
	Look, he's free to go.
	That guy's running away.
	Anyway, I know I say that we got to fight, but it gets frustrating when everything is against us.
	Especially if you're a white male.
	My friend Robbie just sent me a message that is quite astute.
	He said, boats are safe in the harbor, but boats aren't made for that.
	You're not made for safety.
	You're made for danger.
	You're made for trouble.
	I don't want you to go bankrupt.
	I don't want you to lose your family.
	I don't want you to go to prison.
	But right up to that, you should be getting involved.
	You should be getting in trouble.
	You should be making mistakes.
	You should be failing.
	That's what being alive is about.
	Winning, you don't need lessons to win.
	You need to practice losing.
	You need to make mistakes.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.
	And never stop fighting.

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