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Feb. 16, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S03E74 - THE LEFT IS CRINGE

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	The TV for New York I'm from New York, it's Get On I One with Gavin Devin The
	sun is on the rise And the streets are full of It's here in the New York People getting pushed on the train track Trap eyes almost every day It's here in the new That was our boy Hallowed whose hair is too long but is a very talented musician and We're a fan of his He's my boy.
	and so obviously his intent was benign he was just saying this the time this woman said that word, was it in a song or was it a book title or was she saying it maliciously?
	And if it was malicious, she deserved to be canceled.
	I disagree with that.
	I actually don't care what your intent is.
	So if you are using the N-word to say the worst things in the world, well, I'm not a fan of you.
	I disagree, but I don't think you should be penalized.
	If free speech was only, the only time you could say bad things in free speech is if your intent was good, then it's not free speech.
	Now we're all still saying goodness.
	Free speech includes bad.
	You have to take the crunchy with the smooth, obviously.
	Anyway, in this book, Greg really focuses on campuses and is there a solution, how they're getting worse and worse.
	He gives a lot of specific examples, like the free speech wall that happened at Pepperdine University that was torn down by students less than 24 hours after it went up.
	One thing, I had dinner with Greg once.
	He cuts all his food up before he eats it.
	I don't like that.
	Not a fan of that.
	That's one bad thing about him.
	But yeah, one of the few good guys left, a classical liberal, I'd call him.
	And that's a fun book.
	And it makes you an expert, by the way.
	It's fun to be an expert.
	Parlor is back up.
	I tested it today.
	My test thing went through.
	Milo told me he's banned.
	He was banned for calling for the hanging of homosexuals.
	Oh, my God.
	Now, his intent is pretty ambiguous in that sense, because he's cloaked in so many layers of irony.
	We can't really tell where the joke starts and where his sincerity lies.
	I mean, he is a homosexual.
	So if they were to be hanged, and it's hanged, not hung, things would be bad for him and his gay husband who puts his penis up Milo's butt.
	But I think he's sort of acknowledging that we overrate homosexuals and put them on a pedestal.
	And it is a sin.
	Drinking is a sin.
	I drink.
	I have nipples, Greg.
	Can you milk me?
	I got nipples too, Greg.
	Can you milk me?
	That's not my jinxy.
	The left is my exit.
	I just put that one up.
	And then before that, it said test, test.
	Oh, did the test come up?
	I don't see that one.
	Scroll down.
	Oh, yeah, it did.
	And then nothing else.
	So it's deleted all your old ones, but you still get all your followers.
	The write-up is still the same.
	So that'll be fun.
	I guess get back on that.
	Although I know if I mention Proud Boys or do anything remotely controversial, I'll be gone.
	Texas is cold.
	This is my favorite meme going around about Texas.
	And by the way, we'll end the show with a lot of people wiping out on the ice because that's always fun to watch.
	One, two.
	Look at this.
	A helicopter running on fossil fuels spraying a chemical made from fossil fuels onto a wind turbine made with fossil fuels during an ice storm is awesome.
	They don't work.
	They are a waste of money and they cost a whole lot of coal and oil to create.
	And they're ugly.
	There's nothing that breaks up a beautiful view of pastoral nature than a bunch of fucking giant steel fans.
	They look like a prize you get at the fair.
	They need lots of oil.
	Whoops.
	Same with electric cars, guys.
	They need a lot of coal.
	And your non-fossil fuel solutions have not saved Texas in this cold, although they're all sitting in warm homes right now.
	Thanks to coal and oil, which Biden doesn't want to get you.
	He wants Warren Buffett's trains to ship it to you.
	What a fucking mess, eh?
	So yeah.
	Newspaper today, like New York is just...
	Cuomo's the governor of New York State.
	But him and de Blasio, who hate each other's guts, by the way, like a lot of petty thieves, petty criminals, they don't like each other.
	They really sum up New York, New York.
	And he's responded to these allegations, not allegations, to these factual, Jesus Christ, what's the matter with my shit brain?
	Summaries of what happened with him and the nursing homes.
	He fucking murdered people.
	Just like that woman whose sign says, Cuomo killed my parents.
	This is no longer a controversial view.
	He said, oh, there's been about 8,000 dead.
	No, there's not.
	There's at least 13,000.
	And then he goes, well, we were in a position where we weren't sure if what we were going to give the Department of Justice or what we're going to give you guys, what we start saying was going to be used against us.
	Yeah, it should have been used against you.
	People were dying.
	While we weren't sure if there was going to be an investigation, DeRosa said in the Wednesday call.
	So I lied to you because I didn't want to get in trouble.
	Yeah, I don't care.
	And this is another thing I don't like.
	Still won't say he's sorry.
	I feel like as a Canadian Brit, this is something that I have trouble understanding, even after two decades of here, of being here.
	I don't give a fuck if Ted Bundy is sorry.
	I don't care if he showed remorse in the courtroom.
	Totally uninteresting to me.
	What's the evidence?
	What are the facts?
	It's sort of like this woman here who ripped off a bunch of people, a bunch of rich people.
	She said she was a German heiress and they went on these fancy vacations and then she had agreed to pay half, but then she didn't pay.
	Okay, well, sue her then or something.
	Well, she tried to get a $22 million bank loan.
	Okay.
	I could walk into a bank.
	Can I have $22 million?
	No.
	Okay, bye.
	I mean, you need collateral.
	You need to have something that the bank can sell for $22 million if you're going to borrow $22 million.
	You can't just borrow $22 million.
	So she went to jail.
	She was supposed to get four to 12 years.
	She ended up doing two.
	And then she goes, I was a celebrity in prison.
	Bitch, you went to jail for lying.
	I don't fucking care what you say.
	You were lying.
	You're a repeat offender.
	I'm sure you were.
	Yeah, you're just lying again.
	This recidivism.
	But this goes back to this free speech theme of the show and New York in general, is that lying is not a crime.
	It just is a waste of time.
	And that rhymes.
	Damn, Dr. Seuss.
	This is the guy.
	Regrets of A-Train murder suspect's family.
	Wish we left him in jail.
	New York is a fucking shithole.
	Irredeemable.
	And we don't have law and order.
	So it's one thing to have a pandemic where everything's shut down, everyone's broke.
	It's another thing to have no mental institutions, but we have no justice system.
	So criminals just murder with impunity.
	And most of them are brutally mentally ill.
	We'll do a racism segment.
	There's a lot of fatherlessness too.
	Like this black kid who beat up a white boy and stole his bike.
	I'm sure that's fatherlessness.
	But this guy with the plastic bags for shoes, I mean, he's just a lunatic murderer who should be in a mental institution.
	He should be cared for.
	But I sent you these pictures separately.
	Warning alert.
	We have pictures of his victim.
	We haven't done a real show in a long time, so we're catching up on some what is in today's media considered ancient news, but is really from like three days ago.
	But first, there's the news item, right?
	So he stabbed two people at either end of the A-train.
	Where does the A-train go again?
	Uptown, downtown, like the west side?
	Yeah, closer to the west side.
	And the picture, look away if you're eating.
	You're not going to be happy you've seen this.
	But we have a picture of one of his victims.
	And it looks like it's an art piece in the Louvre.
	Like this could be...
	This could be a sculpture.
	I mean, you don't really think how much blood is in our bodies until it gets stabbed out of you.
	Look at that.
	It almost doesn't register as real to me.
	I'm just...
	No, it looks like art.
	And doesn't that mean that the cops took a real long time to get there?
	I mean, even if I was pouring that from a beer, first of all, it's a fucking 2-4, eh?
	You'd have to fucking put a keyhole in there.
	That's not a six-pack.
	That's a 2-4.
	It takes a long time to pour out a 2-4.
	But I guess the train just kept going back and forth.
	Imagine the horror when you're on the late-night train and you open up that door.
	Yeah.
	They have cameras on the subway, too.
	There'll be footage coming from there, most likely.
	I don't want to see it.
	I noticed that.
	Dude, I'm on all these ghetto Instagrams and it's not good.
	I'm watching the black community treat each other like human garbage and murder each other.
	Every day I wake up and I watch seven black men get murdered.
	And it's just so remorseless.
	I don't even know.
	I don't know if it's gang warfare.
	This is like black and white camera footage, but like shooting him after he's down.
	We won't show any, don't worry.
	But just like going up to someone, what's up, man?
	And sometimes the guy will stand there like, what a bitch.
	Like he doesn't think his life matters.
	I'm looking at it going, run.
	Yeah.
	And then and the way they fall back when they've been shot in the head, it's just like the life is instantly erased.
	It's like someone turned the off switch, which they did.
	And you just think, Jesus Christ.
	The way they react to the people around it, like, oh, he shot him.
	It's like they're not scared at all.
	Well, sometimes they'll go up to the shooter.
	What the fuck, man?
	You shot my boy.
	Okay, pew.
	And then remember that one woman, she was like live streaming it and her friend got shot in the ass.
	She's like, yo, they shot her.
	Oh, yeah.
	And they come up to her later.
	They're laughing about it.
	So looking at all this crap, you probably think, you know, New York City transit staff riding on edge, scared by surging violence.
	You think New York is over.
	You think it's a death trap.
	You think there's no future for New York.
	You worry about Shirlene McRae, the boss of de Blasio, his bitch wife, gremlin woman, who has usurped.
	What are you doing?
	Show me the footage of New York.
	Oh, yes.
	Shit for brains.
	You worry about the almost billion dollars Bill de Blasio gave her to fix the city, of which we've seen nothing but terribleness.
	You see the Freedom Tower there.
	This is, of course, looking from Jersey.
	And you start to think, the city's irredeemably lost.
	It's unequivocally gone.
	It is irrefutably finished.
	And you think there's no hope.
	And maybe if there was a team of economists and scientists or someone that could save this, maybe.
	But what are Charlene's priorities?
	I assume it's her friends.
	There's the cops.
	That's the NYC transit staff.
	Scared of the surge.
	But I have some good news.
	There's some light at the end of the tunnel.
	I want to show you that De Blasio and Shirlene have a plan, and it involves their friends.
	Let's check out the future of New York City.
	The Phoenix is about to rise from the ashes, my friends.
	You said New York couldn't thrive?
	You said Shirlene McRae wasted $850 million killing New York and not helping it to thrive?
	Well, we got news for you.
	DiBlasio's got a plan.
	Check it out, you guys.
	That's him right there.
	Look at him breathing the cold air.
	Music.
	We need a recovery that brings back the life and the heart and the energy of this city and that everyone gets to be a part of.
	And we're going to do that.
	We're going to really bring back the heart and soul of New York City.
	We need our arts and culture back and we need people to see it and feel it, to participate in it.
	Here's the conundrum that I think Shirlene and de Blasio had.
	We want to help New York.
	We don't know anything about economics or science and COVID and all that stuff, but we love the arts.
	We have unlimited money.
	How much did Shirlene have?
	$800 million for Thrive?
	So let's find it.
	My friends.
	I know a Harlem dance troupe.
	That's multicultural.
	You see, it has to be multicultural.
	It can't just be a bunch of boring old white economists saying and scientists saying it'd be perfectly normal to open up everything.
	You'll be fine.
	They can't do that.
	They have to use their friends, and their friends do this.
	So, this is how De Blasio is bringing New York City culture back with open culture.
	You want a permit?
	You got one.
	And you can dance in the streets.
	No, I'm not kidding.
	The essence of New York City has not been defeated by the coronavirus, but will come back strong in 2021.
	Month after month in 2021, as you see the city come back to life, culture will lead the way.
	Open culture is another step towards the recovery for our CD.
	He's another friend of Starlines who checks all the boxes.
	He's gay and Hispanic, and he loves dancing, and he's six feet apart from everyone.
	You'll notice everyone is six feet apart.
	115 street locations in all five borders, and he brings stages to our neighbors.
	I'm assuming culture.
	I don't know for a fact.
	He has a gay face and a gay coat on to the heart of our neighbors and give artists, culture institutions, and creatives a place to showcase their talents as they recover from the pandemic.
	Our cultural community is our conscience.
	Our cultural community is our hope.
	And our identity as New Yorkers.
	So go to nyc.cov slash open culture.
	You can get a permit there to dance.
	Say you're a painter.
	Go there, get a painting permit, and you can paint on your canvas on the streets.
	They'll put a little area out.
	People can enjoy that.
	Say you do beatboxing.
	Say you're a rapper.
	You could have a little mini concert, assuming everyone is six feet apart.
	To be honest, I think dance is probably the best one because you can spread people out and it's going to save New York.
	So don't shit on this city.
	It's still got a lot of life in it.
	And I wouldn't be surprised if they get at least seven permits for people who want to dance the middle of an alleyway, kind of a parking lot thing.
	That's my theory.
	Dubazi said, we need to do something.
	And like, I like the guy, the owner of my gym.
	His thing is like, here's the deal.
	Sherlane is a cunt.
	And he lives in constant fear of her.
	So he goes, happy wife, happy life.
	He does whatever the fuck she says.
	And she says stupid shit.
	So she said, give me $800 million to thrive.
	Oh, way more, isn't it?
	$1.25 billion.
	Oh, it's up to $1.25 billion now?
	Okay.
	So it's gone up about 400 mil since I last checked in.
	Nothing.
	No results.
	Right?
	So then she goes, I have an idea.
	I have this girl, Tessa, what's her name?
	Treya Fisher.
	She's up in Harlem.
	And she has a dance troupe.
	Is there anything stupider than dance?
	What are you doing?
	Like, look at those pictures.
	What are you doing?
	What is that?
	Why are you doing that?
	Why are you jumping like that?
	What does that do?
	I think it's really important for artists to give back.
	No matter what you have, we all have gifts that we can pass on to the next generation.
	I don't want you to gift.
	It's useless.
	I am all about artists giving back.
	Giving back?
	Giving back?
	What?
	Free dancing?
	Why are your arms like that?
	You're like Alyssa Tan who hasn't taken her meds in the elevator.
	Okay, thanks for that one.
	I was dying to find her with Sherlane.
	I couldn't find it, though.
	But the odds of them being friends are pretty fucking high.
	So who goes to this?
	Like, I understand ballet, I guess, and it makes people feel rich and fancy.
	But like normal dance, and if it's not part of a musical, and musicals are worse than AIDS.
	But why?
	What are you doing?
	Help me out here.
	She's just a fucking useless retard.
	Affirmative action is what got her this gig to showcase open culture.
	It's called open culture, this new plan to have free dancing in the streets.
	Free dancing is de Blasio, and ideally, I mean, inevitably, Shirlane's plan.
	Free dancing.
	This is going to happen in over 700 locations.
	Oh, and that gay Hispanic dude who says Barcelona, he's from Argentina.
	Argentina is richer than America per capita.
	It's doing great.
	ABC are the successful countries in South America.
	Argentina, Brazil, Chile.
	So he went to architecture school.
	He's a rich white male.
	But because he's arguably Hispanic, kinda, he's no Mexican and gay, then he's part of the commission.
	And this is what I've been thinking about affirmative action here.
	It does two things by ignoring meritocracy.
	One is we hire you because of your race and your gender or your lisp or whatever the fuck, your gayness, your big gay face.
	That doesn't mean anything.
	That is dance in words, you rich white male.
	It does two things.
	It hires someone who's not necessarily the best person for the job, which is insane.
	And we see this all over the place.
	The fire department is rife with women who could not lift me.
	They couldn't lift fucking little tiny baby Ryan pants.
	I knew my name was following that.
	Let alone me.
	I weighed 196 pounds.
	They could not lift me out of a burning building.
	I guarantee it.
	And then we have female cops where these young black men, these six-foot-tall teenagers, are just like, get your fucking hands off me.
	And they run away.
	Back into the projects where no one will find them.
	So that's one bummer with it.
	But here's the other thing.
	When it's a position of power, you feel obligated to pay back not just the literal donors who gave you money, like Soros, but you feel obligated to pay back the system, the philosophy that puts you there.
	For example, if I was running for mayor of, I mean, mayor, editor of New York Times, and the National American Scottish Association put billions of dollars into it, that's what it would probably take, by the way, and they got me in, I'm sitting there,
	and I'm not going to lie, I would feel Obligated to showcase Scottish things.
	Maybe have a free showing of Braveheart.
	Maybe shit on some English people.
	Sweep them under the rug.
	Fuck the queen.
	Fuck the fuck the queen.
	See how she's a weak gun.
	You know, in Leadhill, Scotland, which was a mining town, they'd find a lot of lead, but they'd find a lot of gold.
	And the law in Scotland is all gold must go to the queen.
	If you find gold, it has to go directly to the queen.
	Imagine the cuck you'd have to be to do that.
	So they didn't want to do that.
	So what they would do is local jewelers would make them rings and gold chains.
	So you'd have these miners who are 70 years old, M-I-N-E-E-R-S, dumbass.
	And they'd look like Mr. T. They'd have tons of gold chains and then they'd have big gold rings on every finger.
	All the old men at the pub, at the Hopeton in Lead Hills, would have big gold rings in the 50s and 60s.
	I think that law has changed now.
	What?
	Remember the thing?
	I got something to say.
	Diversity higher.
	Yeah, here's another diversity.
	Oh, yeah.
	I wanted to see who the animator was because it's shitty.
	And I feel like the guy who's photographed Kamala Harris, right?
	They kept it all in Diversity Higher.
	And this is the guy who does it.
	Oh, I had a hunch.
	I found him.
	You don't say he's black.
	I do.
	I did say.
	I mean, that picture looks pretty good.
	That's not terrible.
	Here, click on the thing.
	I mean, that's a well-rendered.
	That's your whole animation?
	Yes.
	It's a loop.
	I don't know.
	He doesn't seem to really have much of a work ethic.
	This is his whole portfolio, I believe, right?
	2D animator.
	Wait, oh, he did this.
	Oh, whoa.
	Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	That's you?
	DeAndre Reid.
	Responsible for puppet animation.
	Oh, puppet animation.
	So he animated the, he didn't draw these.
	He animated them.
	He had the wireframes or whatever.
	Right?
	Yep.
	Yeah.
	But here's a third problem with it.
	When it's affirmative action and you're working for the government, it's not a passion project, your heart's not in it.
	So you can tell, though this guy's shitty, the government thing he did is his shittiest piece yet.
	And it's not even in his portfolio.
	Is it?
	I don't see it.
	And it's not there.
	No.
	So go back to the video.
	And that's the one, have we shown this yet where they go, only one in 10 people get sick.
	That's 90% or okay, yo.
	And you go, nine out of 10 people don't get sick from the vaccine?
	That's not very good.
	Out of a thousand people, that's a hundred people sick.
	I don't want that.
	Trust me, it's good.
	Let's all get the vaccine.
	Oh, good rhymes with good?
	I gotta speak a lot of syllables in this line.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	What's this?
	Go back?
	Killer of white people?
	Wait, wait, stop.
	The new ridomy for a second.
	It was the news article?
	Yeah, yeah.
	What does it say?
	Alright, let me zoom in.
	Why does COVID kill people?
	Okay.
	How are you doing?
	What does it say?
	Why does COVID kill more people in communities of color than in white communities?
	I don't know, because they totally ignore all social distancing and everything, even when it's peaking?
	Can't be their fault.
	No, it's racism.
	It's the air.
	If something affects blacks badly, it's racism.
	So if blacks don't like camping, it's racism.
	We're going to discuss that in racism.
	For real.
	For real.
	It was fucking dope.
	Look how many people had to work on that.
	Holy shit.
	Look at that.
	Oh, my God.
	See, this is what Charlene is all about.
	Assuming this is remotely Thrive related.
	It's just, you just hire more people.
	Like that, that video had no heart.
	It was so half-assed.
	And look how many people worked on this fucking thing.
	The background is completely different.
	Animation director.
	Oh, he did the animation.
	Wow.
	Animation cartoona.
	Anyway, that's stunk.
	So the woman that we saw dancing there, I was going through her Twitter.
	And she's obviously a Trump-hating lefty, which is also the criteria to be hired by de Blasio.
	And she put up this meme.
	It's an ancient meme, but it's recent for her.
	And I just thought, again, the left is so fucking half-assed.
	This is 1.5?
	Oh, it goes through things.
	You have to scroll down.
	She's not...
	She doesn't have great worth.
	Look at that.
	She almost never tweets, but zoom out.
	I can't see shit, Ryan.
	Oh, shit, sorry.
	Fucking Moran.
	Wait, is this her Instagram or her Twitter?
	Twitter.
	Oh, okay.
	Oh, there it is.
	Has everyone seen this besides me?
	Who is your listener?
	You can't move the lips.
	I'm speaking.
	Correct me if I'm wrong, but when Carpe Donctum does something, the lips move, right?
	35 million views.
	I also resent that everyone is as dumb as Ryan in that their lexicon of content is Marvel movies.
	Barack.
	Mothra.
	That's the mother chick.
	Stacey Abrams looks like Mothra.
	We can't just imagine a better future.
	We've got to fight for it.
	A flying Kamala.
	Look at that.
	That's embarrassing.
	Honey Sanders is Dr. Strange.
	Elizabeth Warren.
	Imagine being into Elizabeth Warren and Beta and fucking Corey Booker.
	Alfred E. Newman.
	Like, imagine those are your heroes.
	Pete Butterjeg, the failed mayor.
	Just like the dance thing we just saw de Blasio do.
	They're so cringe.
	That's...
	That might be the show today.
	The left is cringe.
	Andrew Yang is going to kung fu you, of course.
	Governor Hill.
	Like, look at this.
	Fucking Hunter Biden.
	Wait, Elon Musk?
	You don't get Elon Musk.
	No, not even.
	And there's Greta Thunberg as Iron Man.
	She's Iron caught cheating in India.
	Oh, my God.
	Wait, he's dead.
	I guess this is older.
	Wait, oh, these are all dead people?
	Sean Connery?
	Did they get Sean Connery?
	Cast your fucking vote.
	Wait, why did dead people...
	Oh, look at that.
	Wait a minute.
	Stop.
	They just showed four or five dead people and then right after wrote mail-in ballots.
	Whoop.
	Holy shit.
	Now, every vote must be counted.
	Including dead people.
	Avengers!
	Assemble.
	Avengers.
	Dude, get in there.
	Just listen.
	Get in there.
	Scavengers, we gotta get there.
	We got Barack Toboggan here.
	I'm was the vice principal.
	Now it's President Harris is here.
	I heard she was answering questions for him today.
	Oh, we've got some presents to showcase.
	Why don't you bring them over here?
	Let's see what we got.
	Okay, lazy man's burden, as my father would say.
	So we have the pocket ref.
	What's this?
	Is it a reference for ammunition and stuff like that?
	What is that?
	Sheet metal specs.
	Carpentry.
	Oh, it's just about everything.
	The hair in the ass.
	Vehicle hours to travel a distance.
	Oh, it's just everything in the world.
	Hand signals for crane and hoist.
	Yes, this book contains everything in the world.
	Vapor pressure of water at various degrees.
	So that'll come in handy.
	Small little everything in the world book, Thomas J. Glenn.
	And Ryan gets this, and it is an AR-15 miniature toy that is removing parts.
	Don't worry.
	I should probably steal that picture from you and give it to my kids.
	Well, there's plenty of them.
	There's a 50 Cal.
	Assemble in Minutes.
	That's the one that shoots a mile, right?
	There was some guy on 60 Minutes in Afghanistan who blew someone's head off a mile away.
	So that's going to hurt.
	Ryan gets...
	He gets a Panther.
	Non-firing AWM replica.
	Assemble in Minutes.
	That looks cool.
	And then I get...
	I got way more than you.
	How many did you get?
	Two.
	I have three.
	One for you.
	One for all kids.
	Yeah, my daughter's dying for an AK-47 replica.
	So we have an AK-47.
	Oh, sick.
	I didn't see that.
	Yeah, you don't get that.
	And then we got an AR-15 miniature toy from Goat Guns.
	Realistic moving parts.
	Or you got the blacked out one.
	So that's dope.
	I want to put one of these together.
	Here comes the moment of truth.
	This is going to be like Raiders of the Lost Ark.
	This might be the last you see my face.
	I'm about to melt.
	Wait, wait, wait, wait.
	Slow reveal.
	What are you doing?
	Look, he pulls up the Indiana Jones Lego.
	What did you put in?
	Indiana Jones music.
	Music?
	You're supposed to be looking up Melting Face.
	Have you seen Indiana Jones?
	I'm just trying to give you some epic music to open it.
	Oh, there it is.
	You got it right there.
	Right there.
	Just click.
	About to reveal something epic here.
	This is what I'm afraid of.
	They did this with wax over the course of many hours.
	Good movie.
	I guess he liked it.
	I can't feel my face when I'm with you and I like it.
	Boom!
	Faces will react differently to hell spirits.
	Sometimes they'll explode, sometimes they'll melt.
	Do not look at them.
	Alright, sorry, get back to the music.
	Yes.
	Yes.
	Well, it's still a good music, right?
	Yeah, sure.
	Ready?
	Oh, yeah.
	Play it.
	I assume it's money.
	Some foam.
	Ladies and gentlemen, where's the music?
	I can't hear you from play if you like.
	They can hear it.
	Whoa.
	What incredible quality this is.
	It looks kind of blurry.
	And it says, war movie veteran.
	Because I am a veteran of war movies.
	I've seen a lot of them, including Stoned.
	And I think I deserve a statue.
	What if I just fucking dropped it right now in the headphones?
	That'd be terrible.
	Where should this go?
	I don't want to put it by the helmet because doesn't that sort of trivialize war vets?
	It's also relative.
	Let's see how it works here for a while.
	There's that little cell we can never figure out what to put.
	You always exchange stuff where you put a little Trump in there.
	Now you got the microphone in there.
	Hey, guys, who are actually in wars?
	If you find this offensive, let me know.
	I know we don't usually care about offense, but you died.
	You almost died for your country, so we'll hear you out.
	And then there's some secret letters here.
	What does mine say?
	What if it was just $1,000?
	Major McInnes from the Department of War movie veterans.
	Wow, there's lots of good stuff here.
	Amazing.
	So, refusal to give up, so that's just a nice letter.
	We'll read that later.
	Well, maybe we'll read it.
	Thank you for your tenacity and your refusal to give up.
	People, especially young men, need to hear your message.
	And I think that you provide an interesting perspective for many given your life's trajectory.
	I can really appreciate your total change in attitude through the chapters of your life, most notably the importance of becoming a father early and often.
	I found you on YouTube six or seven years ago.
	I haven't looked back since.
	You age like a fine wine, my good sir.
	Except for those bags under your eyes.
	What the fuck is up with that?
	You have hurt me today.
	And then this one is Major McInnes from the Department of War Movie Veterans.
	This could be a purple heart for all I know.
	Guys, this is a big deal.
	This is a really big deal.
	Oh my God.
	From the Department of War Movie Veterans.
	Major McInnes, it is with great regret and sadness that we learned of your unacknowledged sacrifices in the myriad tours of theater that you have endured.
	We at the department have always vowed to never forget or leave a man behind.
	We are humbled and honored to award you with a small token of appreciation that we can only pray will begin to march us in the right direction for our transgression.
	Guess what, Department of War Movie Veterans, DWMV?
	I forgive you.
	Please accept this gift as a constant reminder of your willingness to set yourself before others and to remember the sacrifice and snacks of your valiant duty.
	Sincerely, the men and women of the Department of War Movie Veterans.
	P.S., please extend our apologies to Corporal Rivera.
	Whoa, has he even have you even seen a war movie?
	I have.
	Why do you get Corporal?
	Also, my name is Insaving Private Ryan.
	And allow him to glance at the statue in passing as long as he stays in motion and does not stop or touch it.
	I promise.
	You got that?
	By this, I swear.
	That's a lot of cool shit.
	That's a lot of cool ass shit.
	Thank you, sir.
	Tear jerk.
	Imagine if you got choked up reading that.
	It's a delicate joke.
	Because I don't want to...
	I have to call Mr. Chimney.
	Who's Mr. Chimney?
	He's been a fan.
	Hi, I just missed your call.
	Gavin McInnes?
	Okay, sounds good.
	My chimney's broken.
	So we have so much shit today.
	We've already been on the air for almost an hour, and I haven't even begun the goddamn fucking show.
	And the problem with leaving, like, racism to the next show is, people tune into the free episode and they go, holy fuck, it's a little racism.
	But we have to cover free speech.
	So let's just fucking do it.
	I was thinking the other day, I think woke is finally dead.
	We own woke.
	It's N-word to the blacks.
	We took it back.
	What do you think?
	Sure?
	Yeah.
	I mean, that's what I feel.
	Because, you know, no one says they're woke.
	Do we have a free speech bumper?
	No.
	Can you make us one, please?
	Especially Detective Shitty, if you're out there.
	We own the N-word now?
	No, no, no.
	Blacks took back the N-word, and now it means nothing, and no one proudly calls themselves that.
	Similarly, woke.
	When you hear woke, it's an insult now.
	Oh, woke corporate America.
	Oh, new woke culture.
	But about a year ago, even, you'd have black people sing, stay woke, yo.
	You've got to be woke.
	I'm woke.
	But no one says that anymore.
	Yeah, I think people on the right also use it for what they would consider actually woke.
	Like what?
	You're like, oh, no, dude, he's cool.
	He's woke.
	But, you know, use it ironically.
	That's their word.
	But yeah, I've heard that.
	Like, red pillow.
	What the fuck is that little blue thing on your microphone?
	It's a gorilla.
	It's a Japanese gorilla.
	Why would you put that on your microphone?
	Uh, it looks cool.
	And you could put his thumb in his mouth?
	All right, so pretend there was a free speech.
	What should our free speech bumper be?
	It'll be like, free speech, duna, dun-dun dun-dun-dun-dun-free speech, dunna, dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-free speech, yeah.
	Okay.
	So that woke was part of it.
	This McNeil story is getting juicier.
	I think I had the wrong guy.
	There was two guys fired from the Times.
	One of them had groped a woman at one point, and, or so we're told, right?
	It was sexual harassment was one of the allegations.
	And then the other Said the N-word in Peru three years ago.
	But the old guy is the guy who was in Peru, not the young guy.
	And this old guy was at the New York Times since 1976.
	Don McNeil was there when I was six years old.
	Anyway, so he didn't just say the N-word.
	He said something far worse, far more controversial.
	This is something I got in shit for saying.
	I just did Race Wars with Sherrod Small and George Wallace.
	Hadn't seen the light of day.
	I don't think it will.
	But I just got my lips upped and I said to both of them, racism is over.
	Racism is over.
	Maybe this could have gone in racism.
	And you know what they both said to me?
	It's just begun.
	Worse, George Wallace and Sherrod Small both told me that when they got on a plane, sorry, when they get in their car every day, they have no idea if they're coming home alive.
	Like, can you show me the data to back that up?
	Are they basing that on like Freddie Gray or whatever?
	It's just terrible math to go, well, three black men went away on their cars and were shot by cops.
	Ergo, I could be next.
	Yeah, a piano could fall on your head too.
	Ever heard of statistics?
	Ever heard of data?
	Statistically.
	Stathithically.
	Oh, I saw, I was at the bar, and I was, granted, I managed to get their TV onto the internet.
	So I was watching old fights on YouTube, Lennox Lewis and Mike Tyson and stuff.
	And thethically, Talib Starks appeared.
	What?
	Yeah.
	Oh, that's awesome.
	Yeah, who's on TV in my bar?
	He's doing a Prager U video.
	That's awesome.
	He's great.
	Yeah, you got to hand it to him.
	He's got the work ethic.
	He could have disappeared a long time ago, but he keeps putting out books.
	He never misses a show.
	Is he still at Compound?
	Oh, yeah.
	Yeah, there he is.
	He just wrapped up the NNFL Super Bowl, which is every city has a team, and depending on how much violence they put out, it brings them to the playoffs and whoever won the Super Bowl this year.
	And then I was John Madden, and I got to congratulate the winner.
	Pat Dixon's the colorless commentary.
	You know, Talib worked at a home for wayward youth, and they're all black.
	And occasionally he would let them fight.
	He said, he says, has pretty controversial views.
	He goes, a lot of these kids can be saved, and that's my job to find them and save them and be a father figure and get them on the right track.
	But he goes, some of them are just bad.
	Some of them are bad eggs.
	Irredeemable.
	Just bad kids.
	Now, they say that about prison too.
	5%, when we talk to guys who are in prison, they go, 5% of these guys belong here.
	Like, they couldn't be in society.
	But yeah, he would let the kids fight and he got canceled.
	And now, and he would fight too.
	He wouldn't fight, fight, but he would got physical with them.
	He could take them.
	And he probably saved hundreds of men's lives working at that center.
	But he was controversial and he was, and rich white people couldn't handle ghetto culture and that violence was a part of their vocabulary.
	So when they found out, they shut him down and that was the end of that career.
	So now those kids are fucked.
	Kind of like the coach at the New Rochelle High School who noticed his daughter was drunk, sorry, his niece.
	And he said, what the fuck's going on?
	Then he called his sister and said, your daughter's here drunk at school.
	She's 13.
	And the school fired him because you should have let us handle it, not her.
	That's an oldie bro.
	I love that one.
	What so helped us we have?
	What so helped us we have?
	Oh, is that you?
	Yeah.
	They're out there on the field putting in the hard work, and they're having fun with it, too.
	They're just like big kids out there at Checkpoint Park.
	Anyway, I can't wait to see what they do next year.
	Maybe they have what it takes to, you know, bring it back, bring it around, and stand back.
	Bring it back.
	Yeah, I haven't done my Japanese.
	Bring him back.
	Bring it around.
	I haven't done my John Madden in a long time.
	It's kind of hack because that other guy does them.
	Do you have software that syncs up your lips to his lips?
	Yeah, I had to create that puppy.
	You create it in Photoshop.
	You make the eyes separate, the eyebrows separate, the lips.
	You have to put the lip movement.
	But does the software read your lips?
	It goes by sound.
	So on Ooh, it goes to this.
	And when you go ah, it goes...
	And what's that software called?
	It's a character animator, I think.
	Yeah.
	So anyway, 1-8, he denies this, but he said something that I've said for a long ass time, which is it's frustrating because black Americans keep blaming the system, but racism is over.
	There's nothing against them anymore.
	They can get out of the ghetto if they want to.
	Bad man.
	How is that controversial?
	You want to get out of the ghetto?
	Go to school.
	Show up 95% of the time.
	Study fairly hard.
	Get C's.
	So do the reading, but you don't have to knock it out of the park.
	But do your homework and you will get C's, B pluses.
	City colleges here in New York will kill to get you in.
	They'll pay you.
	You'll get a scholarship if you have a C from a shitty fucking New York school.
	And then you take accounting, whatever you want.
	Those schools, by the way, are the same as NYU.
	They're $3,000 a year.
	Last time I checked, maybe it's like five or six now.
	The school will probably pay that three.
	NYU is like $65,000 a year.
	A lot of the time, they have the same professors teaching the same classes.
	So NYU is a complete fucking ripoff.
	You go to that school, you're an educated black man with a degree in accounting.
	I think you'll get blown at your job interviews.
	They'll be so excited to have you there, especially in New York.
	So speaking of this McNeil guy, right?
	So he used the N-word.
	He said, did she say nigger like a rap song or was it in a book title?
	That's his sin.
	And this idiotic cow who's behind the 1619 project, she said, look, this isn't a game, Nicole Hannah-Jones.
	This is another affirmative action hire.
	It's not a game to people who've actually borne the brunt of that word.
	It's not a game when that word has been used to dehumanize, to justify violence, to justify discrimination.
	He wasn't saying it as a game.
	He didn't say, eeny, meeny, miney, mo, catch a nigger by the toe.
	Right.
	He was asking about the word in the context and what the intentions were.
	But she's off at a tangent.
	Her job at the 1619 project is just to make white supremacy and slavery at the forefront of the American conversation.
	And the New York Times, thanks to another affirmative action hire called Dean Backette, said, sure.
	In fact, the top brass of the New York Times has been affirmative action ever since it started sucking.
	There was Arthur Punch Sulzberger, right?
	Was that his name?
	The original editor back in the 50s?
	Who, that's how it became the paper of record.
	That's how it became known as the newspaper in the world.
	That's how it cracked Watergate.
	It was the paper of record, all the news that's fit to print.
	Is that him?
	Arthur Salzberger.
	So then his son gets the job, which is, I would call a formative for affirmative action, right?
	You're not hiring someone based on their merit.
	You're hiring someone because there's your son.
	So then Punch was the old guy.
	Pinch is the new guy.
	And he's incompetent.
	There he is with the white hair.
	He sucks shitballs.
	And then he hires Jill Abramson, who used to be on our bookshelf.
	Remember The Merchants of Truth?
	She's one of the worst writers in the world.
	Her only other book was a book about her dog and his adventures in the Hamptons.
	So she's a boob.
	Michael Moynihan broke down the merchants of truth and all the fallacies in it, which is, you could write a whole book on how her book sucks.
	So she was affirmative action hired.
	She's hired because she's a woman.
	And then when she was fired, of course, she said, I'm fired because I'm a woman.
	Well, you're sort of there.
	You're half right.
	And then we got Dean Baquette.
	There she is.
	Dean Baquette, he must be culturally from Nolins.
	So he's the NOLA dude.
	And they made him the editor.
	And he's even worse than Punch's son, another affirmative action hire.
	And he sees the N-word controversy, and he goes, I'm not going to break his balls.
	The context was fine.
	And then 150 affirmative action hires at the New York Times go, actually, we're pissed off.
	So he goes, okay, he's fired.
	See, this is what affirmative action, just like I said, I would have to showcase or I would feel compelled to showcase Scottish people if they got me elected.
	That's what these people feel like they have to do when they're in office.
	Oh, I was hired because I'm black.
	There's a black controversy.
	Well, I don't want to be an Uncle Tom.
	You're fired.
	A perfect example of this.
	White power symbol.
	WP, right?
	Is that what they say?
	It's kind of hard to make it a W and a P. It was Roseanne Barr being fired.
	She didn't know that Valerie Jarrett was white.
	I mean, black.
	She doesn't look black at all.
	And she said she looks like the doctor from Planet of the Apes, because she does.
	And the head of whatever it was, ABC, CBS at the time, was a recent hire who's affirmative action.
	She was currently ruining the network.
	And she heard that there was a racial controversy.
	So she fired her.
	Sorry, that's a clone.
	Especially fashion-wise.
	She should have just gotten in trouble for doxing her.
	And the apes in Pine of the Apes, they don't look that ape-y.
	You know what I mean?
	Like that guy they just showed above there with the blonde hair go up.
	You don't really think of a black guy when you see that.
	Right?
	You think of an old British guy.
	I mean, they weren't supposed to be black monkeys.
	Right, right, of course.
	So it's like...
	But it's not like someone sees that and they go, oh my god, that's a little racy.
	Maybe a racist would think that.
	Maybe.
	I mean, that's crazy.
	And so this is...
	Oh, wow.
	They try to put that there.
	Wait.
	Did she really say that?
	Muslim Brotherhood and Planet Apes had a baby.
	Well, sure.
	That's kind of hard to defend.
	I don't remember that one.
	But yeah, the head of ABC CBS had to fire her because that's what she was hired to do, enforce political correctness.
	Same with the editor of Vanity Fair.
	They had a white guy for a million years, and then they got this black woman, and she feels compelled to make everything about race.
	And Vanity Fair is upper-middle-class porn for lower-middle-class women.
	And they read about a yacht, and they dream about their husband being so successful they could have a $100,000 wood boat, and they wouldn't care about the fact that it takes $5,000 in gas to go to Atlantic City.
	They dream of that world.
	And that's why they read Vanity Fair.
	That's all gone now.
	Look at it now.
	Now it's all about Laputo Niongo.
	Who's the editor of Vanity Fair?
	So we're drowning in affirmative action these days.
	I mean, we started the show with it, right?
	That fucking dumb dance shit with the Argentinian fag.
	Sorry, homosexual.
	That's GQ.
	Anna Winter gives new Vanity Fair editor, oh, Radhika Jones.
	Radhika Jones.
	There we go.
	So she's got.
	And they just ruin it.
	They dismantle it.
	Here's the thing.
	If the best people are hired from the job, that's what we want.
	If they tend to be disproportionately white male, I don't fucking care because I'm not a racist or a sexist.
	When I look at basketball and I see all black men, I go, okay, those guys were the best for the job, I guess.
	They didn't say no to George Costanza.
	I mean, you guys know all this.
	Yeah, 2-0, just to be clear here, there was a whole bunch of historians that said, please stop doing this shit.
	You're ruining.
	We write as historians to express our strong reservations about the important aspects of the 16 project.
	The project is intended to offer a new version of American history in which slavery and white supremacy become the dominant organizing themes.
	The Times has announced ambitious plans.
	We applaud all efforts to address the enduring centrality of slavery and racism to our history, some of us have doted our entire professional lives to those efforts.
	Nevertheless, we are dismayed at some of the factual errors.
	These errors, which concern major events, cannot be described in interpretation or framing.
	They are matters of verifiable fact.
	And then go down.
	Oh, yeah, she said the American Revolution was to preserve slavery.
	That's a biggie.
	On the American Revolution, pivotal to any account of our history, the project asserts that the founders declared the colony's independence of Britain in order to ensure slavery would continue.
	This is not true.
	That's a pretty big one there, Nessa Jones.
	If supportable, the allegation would be astounding, yet every statement offered by the project to validate it is false.
	Some of the other material in the project is distorted, including the claim that for the most part, black Americans have fought their freedom struggles alone.
	Yes, sure.
	Those freedom riders were all black.
	Anyway, I know Gina Carano's story is ancient Chinese secret by now, but we've got to cover it just briefly.
	Dana White was talking about a journalist at the New York Times who was outraged.
	We all know what Gina Carano did, right?
	Gina Carano.
	She put up a tweet that showed Jews being beaten, not by Nazis per se, but by German citizens before the Nazis came in and took them.
	And her point was they dehumanized the Jews and made them seen as animals way before they started rounding them up.
	So it didn't seem like you were rounding up people.
	It seemed like you were rounding up human garbage.
	And she drew a parallel to that and the way that conservatives are being dehumanized, deplatformed, depersoned today.
	It's a little hyperbolic as of today, but who knows?
	But a pretty reasonable analogy.
	And this is, by the way, living in America where it seems that Hitler in World War II is the only acceptable analogy for anything, including soup Nazis.
	So what she did was not unusual.
	Have you got her tweet?
	The original tweet?
	I could find it.
	So anyway, Dana White's talking about the guy, this reporter at the Times, and he said, ugh, leave Gina alone.
	Listen, we make mistakes.
	I don't think she made a mistake.
	We all make mistakes.
	For everybody to go in on her.
	I love how Ariel Halwani made it all about him.
	It was all about him.
	Such a douche.
	Now, because Ariel Halwani is Jewish, he has to apologize for calling a douche a douche.
	You can call a spade a spade.
	Let's call a douche a douche here.
	Let's stop fucking around.
	Well, now you got to just find her tweet.
	And then we have Barry Weiss, who I guess is, she's not at the Times anymore, right?
	Go to Tutu?
	Tutu.
	Tutu.
	Go put on a tutu?
	No problem.
	Meow.
	Cancel culture relies on erasing intent, but intent matters.
	It doesn't just matter.
	Our culture and justice system hinges on it.
	So did Gina Carano intend to share an anti-Semitic image?
	I asked her.
	Now, I will concede that intent matters in the sense that if you're at Disney and there's a woman who hates Jews and is constantly showing pictures of the Holocaust saying, you know, this didn't happen or fucking Jews this and Jews that, she should have the right to say that.
	But I totally get Disney saying, yeah, we don't really feel like getting shut down because of your wildly radical views.
	So there's two things going on here.
	I get that if the intent is definitely anti-Semitic or racist or homophobic or whatever, and they're really adamant about it, I get that that person can't work at a mainstream place that doesn't want to get boycotted.
	That's logical.
	But we still, as free speech advocates, want her to have the right to say that.
	Now, if you're a total Holocaust-denying anti-Semitic lunatic, surely you know you're not going to be working at Disney anytime soon.
	But you shouldn't be thrown in jail.
	And yeah, there's the tweet.
	So is she...
	I've only watched three episodes of The Mandalorian.
	Is she the Boba Fett guy?
	No, she's just like a big, brassy, tough, broad.
	She's so fucking hot.
	Oh, my God.
	She's got a big, fucking crazy gun.
	Jews are beaten.
	Oh, sorry.
	Jews are beaten, blah, blah, blah.
	Because history's edited, most people totally don't realize that to get to the point where Nazi soldiers easily round up thousands of Jews, the government...
	This is like a politically correct thing to say.
	How is that any different from hating someone for their political beliefs?
	So yeah, Barry Weiss interviewed her and said, I want to know what your intent was.
	And we know that article, what it's going to say.
	I didn't mean it like that.
	We know how she meant it.
	But I think it's interesting to look at intent as a scapegoat.
	Free speech includes people with bad intentions.
	We understand they're not accepted.
	They're not going to be the spokesman for fucking M ⁇ Ms.
	But they shouldn't be erased.
	I like her co-star Pedro totally threw her under the bus.
	And we go through his tweets 2-5, no, 2-4, and we see that he's done this exact analogy before.
	Everyone has.
	In fact, we've begged people to stop making it here on the show because we're so fucking tired of everything being Hitler.
	You got Mao.
	You got Stalin.
	You got Pol Pot.
	There's tons of genocidal maniacs.
	You got Milosevic.
	Mao killed 10 times more than Hitler.
	Use him in an analogy, please.
	Best part about Pedro Pascal tweet making the rounds is that the photo isn't of children in cages at the border.
	It's of Palestinian children waiting to be fed at a soup kitchen in 2010.
	Click on the first one.
	So that's him doing the exact same thing.
	He, him, yeah.
	Exactly the same thing, right?
	Oh my God, he put he, him in there.
	What a fucking cuck.
	And then here's what the picture's from, and it's Palestinians waiting for free shit.
	Holy shit.
	That's funny.
	That's fantastic.
	Unbelievable.
	I thought this was interesting.
	2-3.
	Paul Joseph Watson put this up.
	He said, we've been here before.
	In September 1793, the Loire de Suspects was passed, listing the types of French people who should be considered possible enemies of the state.
	They include all citizens who, by their conduct, their contacts, their words, or their writings, their contacts.
	Did you associate with Proud Boys?
	Have shown themselves to be partisans of tyranny.
	There were many specific categories, notably returning émigrés and their families, but the Paris Commune authorities came up with a neat generalization when they specified that they would be hunting down, quote, all those who, having done nothing against liberty,
	have done nothing for it either.
	Remember, it's not enough to be not racist.
	You have to be anti-racist.
	So now just not participating in the Antifa BLM radical left means you have to be persecuted.
	In other words, France had just invented the thought police.
	And this is something that we're talking about here.
	Jump over to 2.8.
	We have a thought police commission that we're working diligently on.
	Democrat Rep calls for Truth Commission to promote common narrative about politics and race.
	Let's see what the turgid tattletale has to say.
	So I think part of what we're seeing now is because we haven't really done the reckoning with the racial injustice and white supremacy of our past that we need to do.
	And so, you know.
	How do we reckon it more?
	It's been non-stop reckoning since, not since the 60s.
	We got a long break.
	After the 70s, when we said, okay, black people are cooler than us, everyone shut up for all of the 70s, all of the 80s, early 90s, it started creeping back.
	And then thanks to me and Vice, we got a break from 2000 to 2005.
	And ever since 2005, it's been 15 years, 16 almost, of relentless purgatory for the horrible sins of the 1619 project.
	A lot of people will think of South Africa.
	We've used them in countries around the world.
	And basically what it is, is it's communities all the way up to the national level having conversations about both the gory and what happened both throughout the history of our country.
	Tom stop.
	First of all, do you want to talk about South Africa?
	Ending of apartheid hasn't really been great for anyone over there.
	There's a hell of a lot more blacks murdered today than there was before apartheid.
	I'm not sure how to get around the human rights violations, but your solution didn't work.
	Secondly, you want to talk about racism?
	I would avoid South Africa generally if you want to talk about egalitarianism, because the sadistic white farmer murders are something I don't encourage people to Google image.
	Do not, and Ryan, don't do this.
	Do not Google image Rhodesian farmers.
	Do not Google image white farmers South Africa.
	The horrific murders will give you nightmare.
	A flashpoint.
	More like a flash avalanche.
	Anyway, go back to that stupid fucking cow.
	This is why I hate people who respect politicians.
	This girl, if you were at a bar, you'd go, how are you getting home?
	I'm worried about you.
	You're not driving, are you?
	Do you want me to call you an Uber?
	Leading up to the city.
	I want to hear more of this South Africa shit.
	She just sort of glanced over it.
	You know, like South Africa, another racist country like ours.
	Communities all the way up to the national level having conversations about both the gory and the glory of our history and what happened, both throughout the history of our country and leading up to and on January 6th, so that we can come to a common narrative moving forward of what we want our country.
	So I think part of the world.
	So January 6th was an example of racism.
	Of course.
	That's just an accepted thing.
	And specifically, anti-Semitism.
	They were storming the Capitol because of anti-Semitism.
	Check out Sarah Silverman 3.8.
	They take the ultimate straw man.
	They take this crazy argument that storming the Capitol means you're a white supremacist because some asshole had a stupid shirt on.
	And then they are curious about it.
	Look at Sarah just pontificating.
	She's so smart.
	Her nostrils have eyes.
	For you regarding the insurrection on our nation's capital on January 6th and Jared Kushner, there were people, insurrectionists there on the 6th that were wearing Camp Auschwitz sweatshirts and 6 million Jews were not enough sweatshirts or t-shirts.
	Stop.
	So there was one lunatic who had a Camp Auschwitz shirt on.
	The number of people that agreed with him in any way, shape, or form at that rally was, I mean, I'd be shocked if it was one.
	So he's a fucking freak that would be totally ostracized by everyone there.
	And I don't even know what that stupid shirt means.
	It's just a rude joke or something.
	You're trying to be shocking.
	It's like Gigi Allen type of thing, or you're saying the Holocaust didn't happen.
	I don't know what your shirt means.
	It's just clearly just meant to be offensive.
	You're definitely an anti-Semite.
	But the amount of people that would be like, yeah, fucking Auschwitz, it was bullshit, man.
	Or good, I'm glad Auschwitz happened.
	They weren't there.
	So that guy clearly does not represent all of those people at all.
	At all.
	And you've never met them.
	You don't know flyover state people.
	You don't know Southerners.
	You don't know normal people.
	You don't know Rust-belt Americans.
	So you just assume they all hate blacks and Jews because you're a fucking retard.
	Secondly, the 6 million wasn't enough shirts were not there.
	That's a totally, there was one fucking idiot, and I would love to just incinerate him.
	I'm going to go back in a time machine and kill him in his crib, not Hitler.
	One bumbling idiot.
	I don't know if he was a Proud Boy.
	I don't think he was.
	He was wearing that shirt, 6MWE.
	Some people say it doesn't mean 6 million wasn't enough, but whatever.
	It's a fucking dumb shirt to have on, you fucking loser, imbecile.
	And he was standing next to Proud Boys, so that became not just a Proud Boys motto, and I've seen that discussed as a Proud Boy's anthem, but now anyone who's at any kind of Patriotic rally agrees with him that it should have been more Jews killed in the Holocaust.
	So you take that one shirt from a different rally from one fucking asshole, and now he infects every other political rally.
	And by the way, asshole with that shirt on, you might have been aware of that.
	Okay?
	It's cool to say something truthful and shock people with it, but to say you wish they killed more Jews, you should have known you're fucking over all of these innocent patriots for rallies to come because of dumb bitches like this.
	That's your fault.
	I mean, it's her fault for being stupid too, but you're both culpable.
	And you more than her, you fucking idiot.
	Fuck that guy.
	Fuck him.
	And how do they not know that?
	So they're taking that shirt and making it...
	There was tons of those shirts there, t-shirts and sweatshirts.
	So all she has is one asshole at the Capitol who doesn't like Jews.
	So check out her question after that.
	Retarded assumption.
	Jared were Jewish.
	Additionally, how does Jared Kushner not address this, speak out against this, resign anything?
	Resign?
	Anything?
	When his own grandmother, Ray Kushner, fled from the Holocaust, she was in the Holocaust.
	She survived it.
	She moved to New York and had two sons.
	What kind of person is this that doesn't speak out against?
	Jared Kushner now has to speak out about a sweatshirt.
	That's all it is.
	They were not there to promote anti-Semitism, you silly, useless cow.
	And Sarah is equally retarded because she's airing this on her Instagram like it's some sort of interesting point.
	He doesn't resign or doesn't say anything, or did he say something and I missed it?
	You missed a lot.
	You missed everything.
	Does he just earth?
	Does he not have a soul?
	That's the answer.
	Does he not have a soul?
	He doesn't have a soul.
	Does he not care?
	Yeah, he doesn't care what his grandmother went through because he didn't have a...
	He didn't resign because someone wore a sweatshirt.
	That means he doesn't care that his grandmother was in the fucking Holocaust.
	Why does she look like the weekend right there?
	Is that just me?
	I care what his grandmother went through to survive and live here.
	I don't know.
	Maybe you can help provide some insight because I just really don't understand.
	Correct.
	Yeah.
	It's a conundrum.
	No, it's not.
	It really is.
	I don't understand.
	First of all, I've never seen someone so not Jewish looking.
	And I have blondes in my family.
	He's got those like fine bones.
	He looks like a, you know, if you gave him like tiny circle specks, he would look like a Nazi doctor.
	Expect with the bone structure of Jews.
	Oh, you don't look Jewish.
	Upraniums are different and stuff like that.
	Yeah.
	Like a Nazi doctor, like a Dr. Mengela.
	That's actually not true.
	I once Googled Dr. Mengela, and he looks like Alfred E. Newman, to be honest.
	No, he doesn't.
	None of that matters, of course, what he looks like.
	But if you were casting a Nazi, he'd be called in.
	None of that matters.
	I'm being, of course, superficial, but I just think like the people surrounding him, he is not capable of empathy.
	That is the tie that binds him.
	I fucking hate Jared Kushner, but I don't purport to understand his emotions and whether he's capable of empathy or not.
	This is just, this is women involved in politics, folks.
	It's just juvenile.
	Why pay psychologists or therapists if you could just so easily read the inner workings of a person by not even meeting them?
	It's like the number one rule of journalism or any kind of analysis is you don't assume that you understand what someone's motives are or how they feel.
	So you could say, he appeared to have no empathy.
	You don't say he has no empathy.
	It's just amateur hour.
	It's the way high school kids write.
	What do they all have in common?
	No familial bonds.
	What?
	No experience with unconditional love.
	What?
	All they were given to signify love was money.
	So that is what they covet and seek most.
	Because they're rich.
	And at, ironically, any cost.
	You know what's funny too?
	Sarah's Miss Jew.
	Ivanka is way more Jewish than her, probably knows way more about the Torah.
	And more importantly, and again, I'm not a fan of either of them per se, but it's undeniable that she's in a loving family with a loving husband that we don't like and beautiful children that she adores.
	And Sarah will never have that.
	And here she is telling us about love and unconditional love when Ivanka is just exuding unconditional love for her children, something that Sarah will never understand.
	This is what the left does.
	They project, you see.
	So because Sarah's never experienced unconditional love and will never know the infinite joy of motherhood, she sees a mother and goes, she feels nothing.
	She'll never experience unconditional love.
	That's what motherhood is.
	It's unconditional love.
	You look up some suicide bomber and they talk to the mother and the mother always says, he was misunderstood.
	I don't know why I'm doing Mexican.
	Mexican suicide bombers.
	Oh, wow.
	Speaking of like one person, you know, speaks for the entire quote-unquote insurrection by wearing a fucking shirt.
	It's like this moment here, this Raheem Qassam just posted this the other day to say, what is this?
	It's like when good guys don't speak for the entire group.
	I agree with you, brother, but it's not ours.
	That's fucking wild, right?
	And by the way, everyone's saying if this were Black Lives Matter, they would have been fucking murdered.
	Did you see the way they're behaving?
	If it was Black Lives Matter, the Capitol would be ashes right now.
	We've seen the way Antifa and BLM act when they find a building they want to destroy.
	It's gone.
	They're still doing it in Portland.
	I'm reading Andy Noe's book, Unmasked.
	I'll talk about that tomorrow night.
	But they call it riot porn.
	They love it.
	Oh, yeah.
	They love destroying buildings.
	Okay, we're running out of time here.
	What do I want to add?
	Okay, let's just finish Tessica Brown because this is getting way too late.
	Tessica.
	Let's do some racism.
	Oh, okay.
	Talk about racism.
	That was racist, guys.
	Here was a great little Prager You thing that sums up how we feel about the black plight in America.
	And no, it's not slavery.
	And no, it's not white supremacy.
	It is welfare.
	It shattered the black family.
	Zoom in on that a little bit for me.
	How welfare destroyed black families.
	In 1960, before the welfare state's expansion, 22% of black children were raised with only one parent.
	22%.
	That's still a lot, by the way.
	But now it's the opposite, especially in the Bronx.
	Especially in Ryan Rivera's house.
	By 1985, after the welfare state's expansion, 67% of black children were raised with only one parent, or no parents.
	What?
	No parents?
	Jesus.
	By 2016, after nearly 60 years of welfare, 73% of black children were born to unmarried mothers.
	Why?
	Because welfare pays more to single mothers than married ones, encourages more out of wedlock births, and the rise of fatherless children leads to men and women who do not pursue a nuclear family of their own.
	Yeah, you didn't grow up with a dad, you don't feel it.
	And when you grow up with divorce, you're more likely to get divorced.
	This is kind of separate to the black family thing.
	But like my wife and I have been through some rocky years, but our parents are both still together and we just ride it out.
	And we always are happy we did.
	Divorce couples, the children of divorce, just go, this is a rough month.
	Let's end it now.
	Okay, so Tessica Brown is still going.
	What's the guy from Jersey Shore, Polly Dee?
	Can you imagine if the races were reversed?
	Play that clip.
	And then look up Polly D. It's the bigotry of low expectations.
	I know we've talked about this before.
	Can you imagine if the races were reversed?
	If Pauly D used gorilla glue in his hair to make that dumb weird crown he wears on his head.
	Holy shit.
	There would be zero empathy.
	There would be zero talk of lawsuits.
	He'd be known as the Gorilla Guido.
	There'd be t-shirts of him.
	He'd never work again.
	Like it would come up.
	He could be 80 years old.
	And they go, oh shit, it's Grilla Guido.
	No one would mention Jersey Shore ever again.
	And he would just be the buffoon who people would make fun of other white people.
	Like if you're Italian, they go, you're going to put Gorilla Glue in your hair?
	Like Pauly D?
	Jim Tan Laundry?
	Yeah, they do.
	Yeah, Jim Tan Laundry Gorilla Glue.
	GTL.
	That's what you'd be known as.
	And you would not see one person, not even on the white side in the Italian community, go, come on, guys, that's kind of fucked up.
	Leave them be.
	Look, they're already doing Reese's peanut butter cuffs on his hair.
	And by the way, he'd deserve it.
	If he put Gorilla Glue in his hair, I wouldn't be giving him any sympathy.
	I'd be laughing along with everyone else.
	Just like I laughed when I saw Tessica Brown do it.
	But I saw her on TMZ and she's pissed off.
	I think she's trying to turn this into a money grab.
	So you just show, there's her, she's got an agent now.
	She's going for an agent.
	She's got a hat too.
	A bonding agent?
	And this is her attitude on TMZ.
	Basically, I'm going to exaggerate my suffering.
	So Gorilla Glue, maybe she wants like a Tracy Morgan payment.
	Maybe Gorilla Glue will have to pay her $100 million.
	My hair won't move.
	I'm somebody getting pregnant.
	We are going to move on.
	Yes, to the woman whose hair has captivated the nation.
	Tessica Brown is the woman who went on TikTok and told you how she used Gorilla Glue.
	I have a new theory about this, by the way.
	I think she knew it was glue.
	I think she knew it was glue.
	I don't think she really knew it.
	No, I think she knew.
	Like punk rockers, when I was a kid, we would put glue in our mohawk sometimes if you wanted it to be taken care of for like two weeks.
	So I think she just said, fuck it, I'm going balls out.
	And then regretted it the next day and turned it into money or at least attention.
	Hair, thinking that it would just hold her hair down and has instead been absolutely glued to her scalp for more than a month now.
	So she has tried going to the ER.
	That didn't work.
	She tried using rubbing alcohol on it.
	Didn't work.
	So now she's going to 90210.
	Yes, a Beverly Hills Plastic Surgeon.
	So joining us right now is the woman who everyone has been waiting to hear from.
	Tessica Brown is joining us right now.
	Tessica, welcome to TMZ Live.
	Hey, Tessica.
	How you doing?
	We're okay.
	How are you doing?
	How are you doing?
	I'm pretending to give a shit about you.
	Not good at all.
	So, you know, we've kind of talked about what happened to you.
	I'm wondering, you know, this must be extremely uncomfortable and maybe even unsafe.
	So can you tell us what you're experiencing?
	Well, right now it's to the point where it's like radians dancing on my feet.
	Are you having headaches or?
	Extreme headaches.
	I'm taking Advil PMs.
	That's pretty much the only thing that gets rid of my headaches.
	Tess, Can we go back for just a minute?
	And can you ask you?
	What the fuck were you thinking, you imbecile?
	That you would run out of what you normally put in your hair.
	What drew you to this product?
	Well, when I was looking for something else, I ran past my refrigerator and it was sitting right there.
	No, I'm like, I could use this.
	And when I come home, you know, I just walked in.
	You put your gorilla glue in the fridge?
	Thank God she didn't mistake it for hot sauce.
	Glue in the fridge.
	I ran out of hot sauce.
	If she ran out of hot sauce before hair glue, it was really glue over us.
	And now I have a burrito stuck to my mouth.
	It makes the flavor stick.
	I can't chew it.
	It won't go down.
	It is in my mouth.
	I didn't think for one second it was going to be like this.
	Right.
	I can't imagine.
	No one would put themselves through this.
	That's a situation where they would put fucking eyes.
	Look at his fake empathy eyes.
	Hey, Sarah, you're looking for someone who has no empathy?
	He's right there.
	Intentionally.
	We mentioned that there's a doctor in Beverly Hills, a plastic surgeon who says he can lymphoma, solve the problem.
	Understand that you are going to get a liver transplant at the end of the day today for free.
	What is the process?
	Has he explained it to you?
	No, I haven't talked to him yet.
	Okay.
	But I know they have sent me an email saying that they can help me.
	Are you going to come out and do it?
	Yeah.
	I'm wondering if you can.
	She's really pissed off.
	She has to take Advil PM.
	They'll do a blood test to make sure, and that'll come up in court.
	And then they showed pics of her operation.
	And I couldn't help but notice.
	Wait, I didn't include the Daily Mail?
	Shit.
	Well, I couldn't help but notice when they showed her operation, she looks exactly like Marilyn Monroe in the morgue.
	That's Marilyn Monroe dead, right?
	And where's the other pic?
	And there's Tessica having the glue removed.
	They used industrial solvent and olive oil.
	Oil gets out oil, folks.
	And they managed to save.
	Her hair doesn't really look like it's worth saving, does it?
	I think you could afford to shave that.
	No?
	It doesn't look good.
	It's not like good.
	Yeah.
	I mean, it'll take you about a week to grow that back and you'll be fine.
	It took like five hours.
	Look, her eyes are taped shut.
	But go back to Marilyn Monroe.
	Who wore it better?
	Marilyn Monroe or Tessica?
	And of course, you're all shocked because you're not allowed to mock black women.
	You know, it's funny, it's like...
	Molly D can be mocked.
	Now, why can't you mock black women?
	Well, you see them as less than if they're not mockable.
	You think that she's a retard and you don't want to criticize her because it's mean to pick on retards.
	Well, I'm an egalitarian and I am happy to pick on someone who puts glue in their hair, no matter what race or gender they are.
	Daring, huh?
	You know what's weird is that Marilyn Monroe's hair looks like it belongs to a person who's alive and Tessica's looks like it belongs to somebody who's been burned badly.
	So much outpouring of sympathy.
	And I like how with all the outpouring of sympathy, her first reaction is, I want to sue.
	My life sucks.
	I have headaches.
	Fuck all these people.
	Like, I would just be very happy that I'm not the laughingstock of the universe.
	I would go, yeah, it was really stupid.
	I can't believe I did it.
	And I just, I'm happy about getting so much sympathy.
	I assumed I'd be the laughing stock of the world.
	Like, you know, say Pauli D would be on Jersey Shore.
	But yeah, thanks, guys, for at least having some sympathy for me.
	I fucked up.
	But no, she's got to make that gorilla glue money.
	All right, let's hit the mailbag.
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have a death.
	Let's turn our eyes together.
	Let me touch it.
	Uh-oh, Ryan.
	Okay, I'm having some troubles.
	You know, I've had this computer since I had Rooster.
	That was 2010.
	So I've had this computer for 11 years.
	Maybe it's time to upgrade that shit.
	Maybe it's time to get a new computer.
	This thing keeps fucking up.
	And sometimes when I get on, to get my email up and running and not like beach ballooning could take like an hour.
	Oh, good.
	This is on our cringe, our cringe bender.
	I got to cut my hair.
	What were you talking about?
	A helmet that cuts your hair?
	Oh, yeah, yeah.
	You put it on.
	It even grooms.
	It does your beard?
	This sounds like a Tessica part two.
	I'm going to put that on and have weird bald spots all over my head.
	You could, but then you could sue.
	But then that would be funny.
	Okay, bring it in tomorrow.
	I'll try it.
	Okay.
	Check out this cringy PSA from Hip Hop Public Health, a nonprofit that has Chuck D and DMC on its board.
	Looks like a B-grade high school project, but they brag.
	We were just there, dummy.
	Come on, dude.
	Thanks, man.
	You should have known.
	But they brag about the predominantly black team of professional artists that collaborated to make this pile of shitlog.
	It even features DMC on vocals.
	Yeah, let's go to the end of that.
	Just for shits and gigs.
	Run, run, D, D. Okay, stop, stop.
	I want to count them all.
	Go back.
	Stop.
	So, written and performed.
	One, two, three, four.
	One, two, three, four.
	Five, six, seven.
	Producers are very important.
	Eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen.
	I assume there's a 17 behind me.
	18.
	DeAndre Reid.
	18.
	Keep going.
	19, 20, 21, 22, 23.
	Medical oversight.
	24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29.
	29 fucking people made that piece of shit, which is about 100 times worse than the bumpers that we have on this show that one guy does in an afternoon.
	This is what, like, when you hear Black Lives Matter raised a billion dollars and none of it went to black college funds or anything, it goes to this shit.
	A bunch of fake jobs.
	They're like the mop, they have no show jobs.
	Weird Google warning about censored.tv.
	Uh-oh.
	I feel like there's another storm a brewing.
	Attackers might be trying to steal your information from www.free speech TVprodAppSpot.com.
	What the hell is that?
	Normally uses encryption to protect information, blah, blah, blah.
	What is free speech TV-prod?
	I'm going to send this to my nerds.
	But that looks like it's very bad.
	I wonder where he was.
	What happens when you look up free speech.tv?
	That's interesting.
	Because I thought when we had that lawsuit, their thing was we're going to direct it over to us.
	Right.
	And you can't direct it to you anymore.
	Now it just looks like they wanted to shut us down.
	Yeah.
	Not utilize that at all.
	It's almost like they had a source of income to get legal, and they didn't really care about the end results.
	And they were hoping to goad us into a war.
	It's also funny how my life started really getting in shit the day I pointed out that Soros worked with Nazis and helped identify the Jews for their homes.
	And it's also funny how Ezra Levant did the same thing, and he's been in litigation ever since.
	Cabin, you see, talking about places to move, and New Hampshire came up.
	I live in shithole, Massachusetts, and I've got to tell you that NH and VT, New Hampshire and Vermont are very different places.
	Vermont is now full of lefty types.
	See how I'm reading, Ryan?
	Yes.
	You've got to emphasize certain words to keep it interesting.
	Not just blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
	Vermont is now full of lefty types.
	They even recently enacted new gun control, and it's nothing like when it used to be known as the Texas of the North.
	New Hampshire has constitutional carry, meaning no need for gun licenses.
	It's also full of MAGA folks.
	There are plenty of libs, but they know that they are not the majority.
	I definitely plan to move to New Hampshire ASAP.
	Proud of your boy.
	Okay.
	I apologize for lumping New Hampshire in with Vermont.
	That was dumb.
	Um.
	We forgot Prescott, Arizona, too, on the map.
	No, some of them I didn't put on the fucking map if I only got one person mentioning them.
	I sent a few good questions and you didn't even give them a peep.
	I think I'm done with your shit show.
	Fuck the Oriental bastard.
	Okay, don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
	Dear Gary, that's Gary.
	Hi, Gavin.
	I'm Ryan.
	Take a look at what is called news in 2021.
	Joe Biden playing a video game against his granddaughter.
	I swear to God, I died somewhere at the end of 2019, was forced into an alternative timeline.
	What the fuck is going on anymore?
	I had a whole thread of the media kissing Biden's ass, which I'll probably get to tomorrow or the next day.
	We didn't get to cover it today.
	Here's the news at Camp David.
	That's what Camp David was designed for, for Jews and Palestinians to get together and play Mario-Kart.
	He probably loves hanging up with his granddaughter because it's the exact same IQ.
	She smells good, too.
	I'm a fine artist and tattoo apprentice in Northwest Indiana.
	Big fan of the show.
	My boyfriend introduced me to JuML this past summer.
	Haven't missed a show since.
	I've been wanting to paint or draw something for you guys that you might like enough to hang in the studio.
	Seeing that painting that was done of you and Ryan in the mailbag catch-up show lit a fire under my ass.
	To knock one out for you guys in between commission work.
	Here's a quick 8x6 inch with nail and eye piece in grayscale markers.
	Wow.
	Damn.
	You are good at drawing, my dear.
	Holy shit, that is good.
	Please send that to us.
	Ryan, I'm going to forward you that and you can track her down.
	Oh, wait, you already have her email.
	Yep.
	Ryan K. Rivera, gay sex tape.
	Okay.
	An artist friend and I made...
	Ah, this is how the letters I get sound.
	This is how much they care about grammar and my time.
	A artist friend I made years ago who also drowned by accident.
	I don't know what that means.
	What am I watching and what do you mean?
	Hard Times New.
	Oh, so he had written to us about that chick who drowned at the Cecil Hotel, which is a new release on Netflix.
	I know it's ancient news, but it's a new release.
	And this guy, I guess, didn't take his meds either.
	He could have been at my Zaney Zoo.
	This mask shit is getting weird.
	Dear Gavin, I'm president of Fagganistan.
	I saw this commercial on TV the other day, and I think the mask Nazis may have finally jumped the shark.
	Even the lefties at my job thought it was creepy and weird.
	I'm digging.
	See all the spread.
	Is the spread not slowed?
	If masks work, why don't they work?
	Fatal COVID deaths.
	Time chart.
	My understanding is it's plummeting.
	And all that matters is fatalities, by the way.
	Cases is irrelevant.
	May 2020?
	No, no, no.
	We need 2021.
	I mean, New York is always the worst, right?
	News.
	COVID tracker one day ago.
	I don't care about cases.
	It just means that you did more tests.
	It's so hard to get raw data on this, right?
	We know what the chart will look like.
	It'll look like deaths have gone way the fuck down.
	April 2010.
	What's this?
	May 1st, 2020.
	Fuck my balls.
	What's this?
	Anyway, the numbers are going fucking down.
	And I don't trust your...
	Even your deaths are bullshit.
	If George Floyd didn't die of COVID, no one with COVID died of COVID.
	All right, sorry, that's a tangent.
	Look at this hot chick.
	You need to rate this chick.
	Valerie Loreda.
	She's an MMA fighter and has possibly the world's greatest hip-to-waist ratio.
	Whoa.
	That is something else.
	Tabernac de Coles Modit Christe.
	Unglé.
	She is something.
	You know she's going to get fat after she has kids, though, right?
	I'm going to give that a...
	I mean, an 8 feels weird.
	I mean, mean.
	What do you think, Ryan?
	I'm going to give that an aye.
	No, what are you going to give it?
	That's my rating.
	Aye, aye.
	No, don't do this faggot shit where you might offend your girlfriend.
	What do you rate her?
	Yeah.
	She's like a 7-ish.
	It's an 8.2.
	What's up, GNR?
	Someone probably Ryan messed up the Schotz and Coke shirt.
	When you talked about wearing one to South by Southwest, it was funny, but the shirt you're selling is not funny because whoever designed it let out the word yet at the end.
	What?
	That's what made it funny.
	As is, the shirt is 4 to 10 funny.
	With yet, it's...
	No, I never wrote that.
	I never said don't let me do shots or Coke yet.
	You got the wrong guy.
	I wrote that as a totally sincere thing because I noticed that Cokes and Shots were ruining my South by Southwest day.
	And if I stuck to beer, I would have a great time and remember everything and get laid and see bands.
	So I made that sign on me to avoid people offering me Coke and Shots.
	Would you rather never drink alcohol again or have to kiss Ryan's bare ass cheek at the beginning and end of every GOML episode?
	I could basically be your sponsor.
	That's a tough one, man.
	See, the problem with kissing your ass cheek isn't just the ass.
	I mean, it's just skin.
	But it's the humiliation of constantly bowing down to you.
	Just my cheeks.
	The place where the poo-poo comes from.
	I would have no pride.
	No.
	I wouldn't be a man.
	Correct.
	Now, those ass cheeks, I would kiss those every day.
	You'd be sober.
	You'd take vitamins.
	Yeah, I think I could handle kissing those butt cheeks every day.
	And I'd say to my wife, sorry.
	I'm not nuts about it either.
	I just don't want to drink anymore.
	Quit booze.
	It has nothing to do with the butt.
	I guess I would have to give up drinking.
	Nice.
	I'd be very upset about it.
	In fact, I'm almost in a bad mood just from imagining not drinking.
	Let's go to the final vid.
	Let's drink.
	So not only did we give you a fun green screen making fun of de Blasio and include, I don't know, 850 links with a general theme, but Ryan has put together a compilation of people falling in the ice.
	Now, Texas got some ice.
	Their wind turbines didn't help, but they don't know how to deal with ice.
	Us Canadians, we know when we stand down and it's slippy, we know how to just sort of slide and slowly walk down.
	They don't understand that.
	So when they slip, they don't even know how to fall correctly.
	We forgot that, by the way.
	Oh, yeah.
	Trump skewed indictment of wind power.
	We did a fact check.
	Wind power is awesome.
	And then more than 2.7 million Texans are without power after wind turbines freeze.
	I love it.
	So this is people who aren't used to snow dealing with snow.
	Oh, Philly should be used to snow.
	They always whack their...
	Oh, no, don't hurt the kid.
	Brian, this better not be a hurt kid.
	Okay, he landed pretty good.
	Oh, see, it's the whack of the head.
	I remember that as Canadian on ice, you'd fall on your ass and then your head would snap like a whip against the ice.
	You could break your fucking neck on those stairs if you hit your spine the right way.
	Oh, yeah.
	Oh, yeah.
	I'm going to run down this.
	Oh, that was the coxyx.
	The coxys?
	Is that what it's called?
	This is more Philly.
	I thought this was Texas.
	Yeah, of course.
	Oh, nice save.
	And what the fuck are you wearing slides in the winter for?
	Please get those fucking shoes off.
	Wear shoes, America.
	It's ironic they're called slides.
	Oh, nice.
	We've got slides too.
	Good.
	I didn't expect to slide in my fucking slides.
	What's happening here?
	Oh.
	Ooh, the elbows.
	Yeah, that sucks.
	I'm sorry.
	I shouldn't have said Texas.
	This appears to be all Philly.
	He's going again.
	Ever heard of salt, Philly?
	He's got to go again.
	No.
	Oh, this is...
	Owie!
	What's that doing here?
	I don't know.
	Why'd you put that here?
	I just heard there's a lot of compilation of people falling downstairs.
	He's got them eyes.
	What would she have?
	A little tray of food there?
	What did you think?
	What are you in fucking Sesame Street?
	Five golden pies.
	Good save, dude.
	That was a good fall.
	Grab the banner on the way down like fucking Spider-Man.
	Or should I say Pete Buttajig?
	Okay.
	The rest of this is unnecessario.
	How do you slide down a one-stare- I guess it is easy.
	It's a one-starer.
	Oh, that looked like a face plant.
	Oh, that could be a lot of teeth gone, dude.
	That could be a broken nose and two missing teeth.
	How could that not even be just a chip tooth?
	That's what I meant when I said Texas, I guess.
	Look at him.
	And then he goes into her.
	Can we see that one again?
	This is sadistic.
	I'm not happy that I like this.
	This is the last one.
	This is the finale.
	Oh, okay.
	Oh, that spine shot.
	Oh, there you have it.
	So there you have it, folks.
	There's a war on free speech.
	There's a war on meritocracy.
	Affirmative action is ruining everything.
	Not because we care about race and gender and sexual preference, but because we don't care about race and gender and sexual preference.
	But they do, and they're shoving it down our fucking throats based on some hundreds-year-old injustice that we have to pay for.
	I'm not paying for it.
	Sorry.
	And if you have a problem with that, then fire me.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.
	And never stop fighting.
	The city's burning to the ground.
	Everyone is struggling now.
	I feel like I'm gonna go.
	The city's burning to the ground.

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