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Feb. 5, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S03E69 - REALITY CRISIS

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	They've had me to their homes, they've introduced me to their children, I've become their best friend.
	They always wanted my money, my money, and they always wanted my money, my money.
	They always wanted my money.
	They always wanted my money, money.
	They always wanted my money, my money.
	And they always wanted my money.
	So true.
	That's when people got Trump.
	That's when people understood what was going on.
	Now, it's all a crazy fucking mess, isn't it?
	Like, the history books have changed.
	They're changing as we speak.
	We're in a changing history book.
	And it'll be permanent.
	So now it's Trump was a fascist.
	He brought white supremacy back.
	He started a civil war, a cultural civil war.
	And Biden had to work hard to correct it.
	And he also had an army of proud boys that almost toppled the government.
	If I was like in 500 years from now, I'd go, sounds kind of cool.
	All those anti-Proud Boy videos always make them look kind of badass.
	Interesting.
	In the sense that...
	So that's what we're going to be talking about today is the way that information is being controlled and censored and manipulated.
	I realized recently that free speech, they don't even have free speech.
	Greta Thunberg would have her scripts sent to her.
	Where did I put that?
	I'm jumping way ahead here into the mix.
	Yeah, 1-7.
	She accidentally released a tweet where she showed that they were telling her what to say.
	She was just a puppet.
	You'll notice that when she turned 18, she disappeared.
	Sorry, we don't want you anymore.
	Teenage climate activist Greta Thunberg posted a document to Twitter containing tweets that she was told to post and actions that she should take regarding the current protests in India.
	She quickly deleted the tweet.
	Fucking amazing.
	You know, and it's true.
	We can't say anything bad about the left.
	We can't say anything good about the right.
	And when I say we, I mean you and me.
	But they are also devoid of free speech.
	If the mob, if Biden, if the top brass says this is the narrative, Hunter Biden didn't have a laptop, they can't even, they have to jump on board.
	If you're an actor, you have to hate Trump.
	So in a way, they're also deprived of free speech.
	Now, I'm sure there's some lucky radical lefties who get to say, speak their mind because they happen to be on the same track as the swamp.
	But if they're not, they better get the fuck on it.
	The why of things.
	He has dared to say things like, I'm a Christian and I like Jesus.
	And that was like, watch it, Maddie.
	Watch it.
	Or Chris Pratt has dared.
	He's divorced.
	He's dared to say, like, I like traditionalism.
	That's not a marriage, I guess.
	He almost got fucking canceled.
	Anyway, this is a fun little book.
	I'm obviously running out of books if I'm grabbing this one.
	Tokyo Style by You'll have to help me with this, Ryan.
	Kiyochi Suzuki.
	Suzuki.
	Sounded about right.
	Tokyo Style.
	Tokyo Style.
	And it's just people in Tokyo's bedrooms and living rooms and stuff.
	And you're looking at it going, man, you fuckers are different than us.
	You really are.
	Like, they don't have any...
	Nothing's...
	They don't have any furniture.
	It's just like a mattress on the ground and some speakers and like four CDs and a book.
	The minimalism.
	Everything seems so delicate, too.
	Like those paper walls.
	I have to have a Mexican over at my house once a week to repair the holes in my drywall.
	If I had paper walls, I mean, I would have no walls.
	That would be the end of that.
	I go, God fucking damn it.
	Oh, I just made a white supremacist symbol.
	So that song was My Money.
	And I don't know who it's by.
	Who is it by?
	Trevor Wesley.
	Good work.
	They've always wanted my money.
	Is that a real gun?
	That's not a real picture.
	That can't be a real picture.
	That looks super real, but it looks darn real.
	Someone's real good at Photoshop.
	New York Post today, lessons from a cop killer.
	We're seeing more and more of this in the American divorce.
	I'm going to get really in-depth on this ancient viral video where seven people decide who gets $1,000.
	I just think it's relevant today because I'm really seeing this clearly now, this divorce.
	And part of the divorce is black schools will be black schools.
	And they will teach radical black politics where fucking a Black Lives Matter Week of Action at City School uses a quote from radical Joanne Chasemart, a.k.a.
	Shakur, who was convicted of killing New Jersey state trooper Werner Foster.
	And what did we read yesterday?
	That the D.C. schools, and you know it's a black school, obviously, are teaching the BLM curriculum, including that disband the nuclear family, smash the patriarchy.
	Anyway, if you're not in New York City, this is a bad day for you because this is one of the spiciest posts I've ever seen.
	This guy fell asleep at the wheel and burnt his fucking face off and lost his hands.
	He was on fire for a significant amount of time.
	Okay, no problem.
	Here's a new face and new fingers, new hands.
	He got a hand transplant, two hand transplants and a face transplant.
	And you know what else they did?
	Using 3D printing, They scanned the victim, the donor's face and hands first, and then made them out of silicon and put them back on.
	So at his wake, he looked great, even though he had no face.
	Quo, down for count.
	That's a good one.
	Withholding elder deaths illegal, says a judge.
	Cuomo's fucked.
	And you know how you know he's fucked?
	Because in this 1984 day of Orwellian censorship, the New York Times is talking about Cuomo a lot.
	That's how you know you're screwed.
	Tampa strip clubs tackle the game with masked lap dances for fans.
	It's making Florida a pretty tempting place to move to.
	And do we try...
	Oh, we finally have David Lee Huber.
	We finally have his face.
	This is the guy who shot the FBI.
	Have you noticed a real dearth of Islamic terrorism in America?
	Or Islamic terrorism in general?
	It seems to have stopped.
	When was the last one?
	Paul San Bernardino?
	In Britain, we had that beheading.
	In France, we had that beheading with the teacher's head on the road.
	France...
	There's Lee Rigby.
	What was it?
	There's probably another much more recent one, but...
	Huh.
	There used to be this site that...
	Oh, wait.
	2021, 2, 3.
	Yeah, this is the same thing.
	Yeah, see, I don't care.
	Country Malik.
	I don't care.
	When I see other countries, I just...
	I fall asleep.
	That's what's supposed to happen there.
	Yeah.
	I'm just like, oh, cute.
	Growing pains.
	You're catching up to us.
	You're 500 years behind us.
	We used to have explosions and stuff.
	Call me when you're up to the Boston Tea Party.
	And then I'll start giving a shit about your shithole country.
	So, yeah.
	The theme of today's show is the Orwellian narrative, the Ministry of Truth, we should call it.
	But before we get to that, and this is part of the same thing with socialism, you have this affirmative action hire.
	Like Anderson Cooper is on CNN because his mother's Gloria Vanderbilt, and she purchased him a news career.
	She flew him to war-torn countries in a bulletproof fest.
	He drove around in a circle.
	She made sure it got on channel one, which we have no evidence of.
	That's just on his Wikipedia.
	And then all of a sudden, he's an anchor at ABC.
	I bet he wasn't even on channel one.
	I bet he went straight to anchor at ABC, and mommy bought it.
	It was popular.
	She probably blew the head guy at ABC.
	Chris Cuomo, I mean, yeah, Chris Cuomo, of course, is there because his father, he's a legacy, as they say, in the media frat.
	And he's fucking terrible.
	They're both useless.
	Well, I was going to say queers, but Anderson's the only queer.
	Is he a queer?
	But a great example of affirmative action incompetence is Fran Leibowitz.
	Fran Leibowitz is an icon.
	She's lived in New York as long as I've been alive.
	And because she's a lesbian who wears a boxy blazer, we will let her say anything.
	And we pay her tens of thousands, hundreds of thousands of dollars to do talking engagements all over the country at colleges, everywhere.
	And what does she talk about?
	Writing.
	Okay.
	So can I see your encyclopedic collection of your own books?
	She is less of a writer than I am.
	She's published less books than me.
	She's written less columns than me.
	She's not a writer.
	She wrote when she was like 20-something, she wrote for Mademoiselle, which no one has ever read.
	Women would look at it for the adverts.
	They'd look at the commercials.
	I want to say commercials?
	Advertisements.
	And they would look at the outfits, the photo shoots, the fashion shoots.
	They never read any of the articles.
	So she would write these mundane articles.
	This is back in the 70s.
	She compiled them into, I think, two books that were a collection of essays that didn't sell.
	No one's read them.
	That's it.
	She's never written a book.
	Hey, Fran, hi.
	Welcome to the college.
	Welcome to the Writing Workshop.
	Thank you for coming here.
	I'm taking creative writing here in college, which is a total fucking waste of time.
	I just couldn't help but notice that you haven't written any books, and the only two books you have are collections from some shitty woman's magazine in the 70s.
	Yes, she says.
	That's because I had writer's block, and I'm here to talk to you about writer's block.
	Okay, well, you're still in it.
	How to stay in it?
	Is that what it is?
	Is that like, I might as well go on a boxing tour.
	Mr. McInnes, I noticed that you've never been in a, not even an amateur fight.
	And as far as sparring goes, you're not great.
	I believe you're the second worst fighter at your gym.
	Yes?
	I'm in a boxing block.
	And I'm here to tell you about it and how you can overcome a boxing block.
	But you didn't overcome it yet.
	So?
	So New Yorkers just fucking just chow down on her clit.
	The whole academic world does.
	And it's because she's Jewish and lesbian and confident.
	And if a white person, white person, if a man, a heterosexual male had accomplished what he did, what she's done, I 100% guarantee you, you never would have heard of him.
	So anyway, she's got a show now on Netflix where she sits on her big fat ass and talks to Martin Scorsese with pithy comments.
	And all he does is laugh his head off because it's known, if you want to be known as a New Yorker, you have to eat out Fran Leibowitz.
	So here's the trailer for it, 1-1.
	Hey, Fran.
	Look at that audience.
	Yes.
	In the back.
	Look at that audience.
	They're there to see an author with no books.
	Talk about the emperor has no clothes.
	Fran, I actually never heard of you before.
	That's really a good way to break the ice.
	And gentlemen, the one and only leave-awitch.
	People are going to be able to do it.
	We all love the bridge.
	There are millions of people.
	The only person looking where she's going is me.
	Wait, a minute.
	No.
	The title which would be Pretend It's a City.
	It would take one subway ride for the Dolly Laba to turn into a lunatic, raging person.
	I'm the only person who's lived in New York as long as I have who has never made a correct real estate decision.
	Do people buy books here?
	That's kiosk.
	Do you think it's fair to bring a book into my square?
	It's not fair to the books.
	People want to be a book.
	It's your worst.
	Excuse a brassy broad.
	I'm a curmudgeon.
	Spells it like it is.
	Why are you dragging tires?
	I'm getting in shape, cunt.
	Not so far.
	I mean, of course, I'm a young woman.
	She's so pithy, isn't she?
	All right.
	So that's Affirmative Action Entertainment.
	How about another layer, though?
	So SNL got in shit a long time ago for not having enough minorities, visible minorities.
	I don't know.
	For some reason, white males seem pretty good at improv comedy.
	I think it's gay, but that seems to be the pattern.
	And then Keenan Wayans, who is a black man who's very good at improv comedy and has done very well for himself at SNL.
	He's done very well for himself for his entire career.
	I think he was a child actor.
	They go, why aren't there more black women, for example, on the staff?
	And he goes, I don't know.
	I go to these auditions sometimes with Martin.
	Oh, no, sorry.
	What's his name?
	Lauren.
	And they're just not ready.
	Oh, so black women aren't funny.
	See, this is what we were talking about yesterday, where you'll hear something outrageous, like that woman, Mary Lynn, chased a child down the street who was in Sandy Hook and said your fellow students weren't shot.
	And you're like, what?
	And then you have to dig and dig and dig and dig, and you find out she was actually harassing David Hogg about a dumb law that he advocates for at a gun conference.
	So Keenan Williams never said that.
	He was just stating a fact.
	So then they went nuts hiring black people.
	They hired black writers and they needed one on the stage.
	So they found Leslie Jones, who had already given up on comedy because she sucked, a giant beast of a woman, Sasquatch.
	And she comes out there and she's actually a black woman.
	She's like Sonny Johnson.
	She's not like Candace Owens, where it's palpable, palatable to white people.
	She's like a black.
	So she goes, oh, you want black comedy?
	Oh, good.
	Finally.
	Finally, I'm getting noticed.
	And they're like, be you, girl, be ghetto.
	Okay, I used to sell crack with my brothers.
	Well, they were crack dealers, but if you live with a crack dealer, you selling crack, motherfucker.
	That's all actual quotes.
	So she goes, no one wants to, she's on weekend update, no one wants to fuck my big fat ass.
	I'll tell you what, if it was slavery days again, they'd be just like fucking me and pulling out big babies, LeBron James, fucking Deontay Wilder.
	I would just be like a giant fucking athlete nigga machine.
	And everyone goes, oh, stop.
	Stop.
	The NAACP was furious.
	What the hell is this racist shit coming out of this black woman?
	So they kept her on for a little bit, but then after the dust settled, they're like, you need to go.
	But the affirmative action agenda prevails.
	Now, you've seen Fran Leibowitz, right?
	She's a typical old Jewish lady, cynical jap.
	Oh, give me a break.
	I need more Goyam telling me how to live my life.
	She's the one who said, having a million dollars is unethical.
	She definitely has a million dollars, by the way.
	Having a million dollars is unethical.
	It's just the way it is.
	The only way you can make a million dollars is to screw other people over.
	So if you're a millionaire, you're a bad person.
	What is she?
	She's lived in New York for 50 years in various apartments, and she has, what, 200 grand?
	I don't think so.
	Martin Scorsese spell.
	But we know what she acts like, right?
	You just saw her.
	Do you need more?
	Yes.
	Should we give them more?
	It's going to take you about a day to find her Netflix show.
	Oh, I just had it before.
	Okay.
	I thought you didn't have to.
	1, 1,000, 2, 1,000, 3, 1,000, 4,000,000.
	Loading, loading, loading.
	9, 1,000.
	Okay, now I'm typing.
	1,000, 7, 1,000.
	Loading?
	9, 1,000, 10, 1,000, 11, 1,000, 12, 1,000, 13, 1,000, 10,000, 14, 1,000, 15, 1,000, 16, 1,000, 17, 1,000, 18, 1,000, 19, 1,000, 20, 1,000, 21, 1,000, 22, 1,000.
	Okay, well, what do you think?
	This is it.
	A morose curmudgeon, right?
	There you go.
	Do you remember, Brian, I said, never have anybody shoot in your car or your apartment?
	Yeah, you saw me this after they ruined my car when I complained about the car.
	She's not even that dynamic.
	Like, she's not that.
	It's not like she's very Jewy.
	You know what I mean?
	Like, oh, what are you doing?
	She's not like Woody Allen, but she's just a typical cynical New Yorker.
	But let's see more of her because I want you to get a taste.
	Because this goes back to...
	Remember when Steve Martin did Roger Stone?
	Okay, let's hear her talk.
	Excessively interesting.
	Too interesting.
	Too interesting.
	This is what you see in the streets of New York.
	That's what you see in the streets of New York.
	That's what I'm walking and texting or standing in the middle of the sidewalk when I'm trying to get through.
	I'm trying to get through.
	But you also see people doing things that I know would never have occurred to me.
	In other words, I don't have a phone, so I've never texted.
	But I believe that if I do it.
	That's another minor detail.
	She's a writer.
	She doesn't own a computer.
	What are you writing on?
	An old-timey typewriter?
	You can't even hand that to a publisher.
	He'll go, what am I supposed to do with this?
	Scan it?
	I have a phone, and I did text.
	It would never have occurred to me to do the salized walking.
	A few months ago, not this, I haven't seen this numerous times, but this particular combination of things stood out in my mind.
	I saw a kid riding a bike down 7th Avenue.
	He was with one hand texting, with the other hand eating a piece of pizza, and he was driving the bike with his elbows.
	He had his elbows up.
	And of course, he almost went me over.
	What's worse than a dexterous teen?
	And I thought, I am a person who believes every day I have a very high chance of being killed crossing the street.
	This is a gun.
	We've had a nice big taste.
	Lauren Michaels got rid of Leslie Jones for being exactly what they asked for.
	And by the way, that joke with the babies is pretty good.
	And it's kind of true.
	If this was Cave Days, but we still had the NBA and everything, we would make her a person maker.
	Kind of witty, but very ghetto.
	So they go get her out of here.
	What about, do you have any like an Asian?
	Oh, what about an Asian that's gay?
	Now I have two.
	I killed two birds with one stone.
	Because this affirmative action thing is not working for comedy.
	Comedy is very specific.
	And the kind of comedy we do, which is an awkward kind of improv where everyone's reading cards over someone's shoulder, is a very rare gift.
	So I know I'm going to have to take a hit on something.
	But if I can combine gay and Asian, and by the way, I've watched this stand up.
	We watched this stand up on the show, right?
	Everything, every joke is that I'm gay and I'm Asian, and I'm Asian and I'm gay.
	Oh, did I mention I'm gay?
	Just like that Pakistani chick or Indian chick from Canada who had her own show.
	Is that still on?
	Late Night with Lily Singh?
	Oh, Lily Singh.
	Remember?
	And she was like, yeah, hi.
	You probably, I can see the America's like, why is that brown woman on my TV?
	Yeah, you probably don't like that I'm brown and bisexual, right?
	Not your average TV person.
	Okay, why don't you prove that it's not affirmative action by being hilarious?
	Is it still going?
	It is.
	Well, how long is that most recent update?
	Eight hours ago.
	Yeah.
	But wait, that's not the show.
	That's just a YouTube show.
	Well, it says here.
	Isn't that a clip from the show?
	Yeah, Little Late with Lily Late.
	So it's still going.
	This is just a sympathy thing.
	This is charity.
	Yep.
	NBC.
	Okay, let's be open-minded.
	Come on.
	Him and his wigs.
	Yeah, he wore a lot of wigs.
	He didn't even wear wigs.
	Must be expensive.
	He's gay for Putin.
	What's the budget like for this show?
	They got to get a time machine to pull all these 90s jokes out?
	He jerks off.
	He jerks off a lot?
	Oh, he's jerking off to Putin, which is a gay thing they love to do.
	They love to do the gay thing.
	Catch up.
	He eats fast food.
	Stop.
	Wait, but don't leave it forever.
	Pause, I should say.
	That was one of Saki's problems recently.
	So, 1-8, there's been rumors that Lindsey Graham's gay.
	And let's all hold hands right now and try to give a flying fuck if a politician we don't really pay attention to sucks a dick on his own time.
	Nowhere near any of the dicks we know.
	And even if they did.
	What do you have on your head?
	Oh, beanie.
	And a suit?
	No, it's not supposed to.
	This is supposed to just form my hair.
	I've made a mistake.
	You're not showing anything, Ryan.
	That looks good.
	Now I look like Fran Leibowitz.
	So you were wearing a beanie with your suit to form your hair.
	Yeah, it wasn't straight enough.
	I get these kind of jewel curls on the side.
	We all do.
	We all do.
	I think I have black woman perm in my hair.
	I gotta try that, maybe.
	Um.
	Razak.
	Razak.
	Okay, so that's the rumor.
	So Pissaki has, I'm gonna call her Psaki from now on.
	Pisaki has noticed that if you come up with a really fun, mean insult, it sticks to them like little Marco Rubio or Sleepy Was Sleepy Joe Biden.
	Wait, no, it was Sleepy Joe.
	Sleepy Joe.
	Or what was the low energy Jeb, right?
	He's the master of them.
	Then he comes across a fag and it's Pete Buttigig.
	And that was a trap.
	That was a honey trap.
	Honeypot.
	Honeypot.
	The feds put a honeypot there.
	The DNC put a honeypot there.
	And the honeypot was, here's a homo.
	I bet you're going to call him a cocksucker and a faggot, right?
	You're going to make fun of his homosexuality.
	Then we're going to fry you as a homophobe.
	So what does he do when he sees Pete Buttajig?
	He goes, well, he looks like Alfredine Newman.
	Zero reference to homosexuality.
	Because Donnie doesn't take the bait.
	Donnie's not a moron.
	By the way, I grew up obsessed with Mad Magazine, and Trump was in almost every issue in the 80s.
	He's not a reality TV star.
	Anyway, so what's her insult for Lindsey Graham?
	This is 19.
	She suspects that Lindsey Graham was disparaging Sally Q. Yates, an American hero.
	So she calls him a fag.
	She calls him Lady G. You took the bait, you dumb bitch.
	We don't get to use the Jem Psaki bumper.
	What does she say there?
	Only 2020 is Lady G. See, she's trying her hand at it.
	She thinks that they hoped that Trump would call Pete Buttigieg Lady P or something.
	Lady B. No, Cardi B. Get to push a bunch of debunk conspiracy theories while questioning Sally Q Yates, aka an American hero.
	So she's getting some flack for that, which was just a couple months ago.
	Right?
	Still visible.
	Yeah, they should have deleted all her tweets when they, not all her tweets, but anything remotely controversial.
	Again, we're up against some powerful adversaries, but they're not sending their best.
	It really is amazing that we're under the tyranny of retards.
	Anyway, I'm sorry.
	All of this is building up to a terrible SNL imitation of Fran Leibwitz.
	I just think it's very meta because Fran herself exists because of affirmative action in entertainment.
	And now we have this gay who is only there for affirmative action.
	I will say Michael Shea is a funny and talented dude, and I don't smell affirmative action.
	I believe he did skyrocket to the top writer at SNL, but at least he's fucking funny.
	He's the guy who came up with the joke.
	People say that offering me watermelon or fried chicken is racist.
	That's a pretty nice racist, as far as racists go.
	Andrew Pomo announced this week that the New York City could reopen indoor dining by mid-February.
	Here to comment are stars of the Netflix show Pretended to City, Friend Libowitz and Martin Scorsese.
	Here we go.
	What are you doing, Friend Martin?
	It's lovely to have you both here.
	Please, I've been so bored at home.
	I was about to get married to my tough witch.
	Let me tell you, I've been winning so many interviews.
	I've done my friend Libowitz.
	That's not how she talks.
	Look, he's just being engaging.
	The Martin Scorsese thing's pretty good.
	It's not very difficult, but she's...
	Fran Leibowitz is the least feminine woman.
	Forget effeminate.
	She's the least feminine woman I've ever seen.
	Well, I love the series because it's the two of you just sitting and talking and Marty just losing his mind.
	Right.
	They asked me my rage.
	I said, I can sit and I can sit down.
	And the people who went to these talks, they were children.
	They'd asked me, should I be a writer?
	Should I be a filmmaker?
	I'd say, no, you should be something useful.
	Be a piece of melon wrapped in prosciutto.
	That's your advice.
	What?
	Marty loves it.
	Yeah, Marty seems to love everything you do.
	Marty, how is this shooting with friends?
	Okay, well, do you think New York is doing right now like good?
	Is it doing okay?
	I love it.
	It's the worst.
	Disgusting.
	I'll never move.
	My friends, they're inviting me to their backyards for socially distanced gatherings.
	The only outdoor gathering I go to is the taxi line at JFK.
	You know why?
	They let you smoke, okay?
	Yeah, the gayness really throws it off.
	It really throws it off.
	And if you're going to fake laugh, you have to fake laugh good.
	And is it anti-Semitic to make a prosthetic nose?
	That just looks like a gay Asian guy.
	And you couldn't have got a blazer with bigger shoulders.
	Anyway, this is what happens to the quality of entertainment when you don't go by meritocracy.
	That was my 8 million hour point.
	What'd you think?
	My son's on a clip from a magazine.
	That took you like eight hours.
	You know, and I hired you because you're a Japanese-Puerto Rican, and I get called racist 1% less.
	Yes.
	Especially if we're walking down the street together.
	I don't even know if I count.
	Oh, you count.
	Sick.
	People are scared.
	Not because of the Japanese thing, it's the Puerto Rican thing.
	Because people don't know Puerto Ricans because they're segregated.
	So when you know a Puerto Rican, that's like, whoa, where'd you get him?
	The Bronx?
	Cool.
	In a sense, that.
	Just backpedal everything instantly.
	All right, so there's a video called, well, here, let me just show you.
	Okay, this is Anchachanta Chani's Secret.
	But it's been in my head for a few days now, so I figure that's the Lord in heaven above suggesting that we cover this.
	Let me just tell you something before we even start.
	I used to run an ad agency, and we would usually get away with extras for $100 a day.
	Same with the movies we shot.
	But obviously with $100 a day, you're going to get some losers.
	About 100%.
	So these people are all losers.
	These people are called fat pigs.
	And if a kid is fat, it usually just means that the mom is bad at parenting.
	If an adult is fat, it means they're lazy.
	And that's why so many of them are poor.
	Because they're lazy, they're not driven.
	I'm not going to say shitty human beings, but fuck-ups that don't deserve any of your attention.
	I don't know about one, two, three here.
	This chick, it doesn't fit the archetypal extra.
	My theory is that she's fucking either the cameraman or the producer here.
	And he said, okay, we need to pretty up this, because with the extras, they tend to be zeros and they tend to be ugly.
	So why don't you come on just to spice it up?
	But you can't win, obviously, or I'll get fired.
	There's no audio.
	Welcome to Murder Doe.
	No, I'm kidding.
	That's not the name.
	So they all have to make their own arguments, and then they all decide collectively.
	See, she does not fit in here.
	You're here.
	No, no.
	I can't because there was money involved.
	No, I'm sorry.
	I just want y'all to make the ones rain so I can dance.
	I don't know.
	You can't put a price on attention.
	Love that.
	Love that.
	Love that.
	There's seven of you here.
	You have to decide who leaves with $1,000.
	That's it.
	That's it.
	That's the individual.
	You guys have to decide.
	You see the black guy scheming.
	The second he said that, he goes.
	Now, this is pretty easy.
	You either are honest, and you're probably not going to get it because you're an honest person.
	And honest people tend to not need $1,000 because they're hardworking and they're diligent and their life is pretty together.
	But if you're a shitstain, you probably need $1,000.
	And of course, there's exceptions, like someone's mom is sick, whatever.
	So my pitch would be if you're a shitstain liar, I would say that it's got to have some nuance to it.
	My mother just had hip replacement surgery.
	We don't need money for that.
	She used to work with the handicapped, and she has fibromyalgia.
	So she has good social assistance.
	We have Medicare through her school pension.
	But the problem is that I have to stay home and look after her.
	I have a daughter here.
	So I used to be supporting the family.
	I can't support the family now.
	So I need this thousand bucks to sort of get over this hump while I figure out a way to work from home with my company.
	And without it, you know, my children, my daughter will suffer.
	I'm a single mom, believe it or not.
	I guess I'm talking about the black one now.
	And yeah, and my mom will suffer.
	So that's why we need this little help to get over the hump.
	That would be my pitch if I was a liar.
	What I would really do is go, I'm a very wealthy man, so I'm just Going to sit here and watch you people devour each other because you're all fucking disgusting savages, the kind of people who are available for extras, except for the Asian chick who's clearly fucking the producer.
	You guys have to decide together who's the one person that leaves.
	Guys, here's the thing: we could each leave with like $150.
	No, no, give me a whole bag.
	Here are the rules.
	We are going to break it down by rounds.
	The first four, you have to decide which person gets voted off.
	Okay?
	And then for the final three people, you have to unanimously decide who's the one person who leaves with it.
	What the fuck?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Did they invent this?
	It's very creative.
	If the cut came up with this idea.
	Yes.
	All right.
	And three, two, one.
	Round one is beginning.
	So what's everybody sign?
	What does sign has to do with anything?
	I want to know bike balances.
	She starts off saying that she's stupid.
	And then the other one, who's logic, I liked her $150 idea.
	You could have been in and out of there in one minute.
	How unattractive is this woman?
	With her gross shoes?
	Yuck.
	Islam is really good at making women not tempting.
	I want to know personal negatives.
	Rehearsal stories.
	So I'm black in America, so shit sucks.
	That's why I deserve $1,000.
	I'm an immigrant.
	Wait, wait, wait, wait.
	What if everyone who's not black leaves as a form of reparation?
	See how it just goes straight to race in this country?
	Right out of the gate, race, race, race.
	That's why this narrative is so effective, because you say, America's racist, and then every...
	I saw today Biden was talking about our number one goal in this country has to be to tackle white supremacy.
	What?
	What does that mean?
	Because you can't mean Nazis, although I'm sure a lot of people interpret that way.
	I guess you mean we have to tackle the fact that whites...
	It's not even that whites do better because when you look at the poor, they're mostly white, but that when you look at the very richest people in America, they tend to be white.
	And that has to change.
	That's what that means.
	Okay, so what are we going to do?
	Tax Warren Buffett to death?
	Fine.
	He'll live on his yacht and take a helicopter there.
	Or his residence will be Dubai where there's zero income tax.
	Is it just me or the white guy's face is perfect?
	He's just like, yep, this shit.
	And he's probably liberal too.
	He just lost $1,000 in the second he heard race.
	Hold on.
	Then the rest of the three of us get to decide.
	Who takes $1,000?
	What if we donate the money?
	I know who needs to go because you said to charity.
	Have you noticed her two inputs so far besides astrology are, no, I don't want to divide it up and no, I don't want to give it to charity.
	Is there a way you can move this whole screen over this way a bit?
	Because I'm sort of hiding in the corner here.
	It's like when my son crawls into bed and I get a sliver of a mattress.
	I think you gotta go.
	I'm sorry.
	I mean, I was kidding.
	Okay, were you?
	Yo, but you wouldn't have said donate to charities if you were really kidding, if you were really broke.
	Right?
	Give me your pitch.
	Give me your 30-second pitch while you deserve $1,000.
	Crying a little bit.
	You are especially vocal.
	What do you got?
	I spend every single day trying to save the world.
	I work on issues of climate change.
	I'm a good person.
	I work on issues of climate change.
	Well, you know what that means, right?
	Random Facebook comments.
	Like if you were really working, you'd say, I work for a nonprofit called stoptheclimatestuff.com and I work all day there.
	I'm the head of Facebook comment development.
	But no, she just sits around on her big fat Muslim ass eating hummus and doing nothing but bitching on the internet, which we all do for fun every time we take a shit.
	And I need new tires.
	That is why I'm fucking for your tires.
	Okay.
	I am tired of hearing this.
	I spent my entire day.
	Did you see how the Asian was like, I'm tired of she's she knows she's not winning.
	She's just fucking around.
	She's just going to have some fun.
	Moving today.
	I've spent over $3,200 in rent this month alone, plus moving costs, bribing people to help me.
	They just say she's boring in the background.
	Go back.
	$200 in rent this month alone, plus moving costs.
	She's lame or she's late?
	She's lame, she's lying, or she's.
	Yeah.
	Bribing people to help me.
	Hire!
	No.
	Okay, here we go.
	I haven't been working since April.
	So wait a minute.
	I moved and it cost me $3,200 for rent this month.
	Does that mean that's for monthly rent or she had to do first and last?
	Because if she's paying $3,200, she's in a bracket where you don't need $1,000.
	What a stupid fucking name to name your daughter, Shakira, with a weird spelling.
	Okay, here we go.
	Black people have to spell their name.
	I'm Gavin McInnis.
	I have to do it a lot.
	But Shakira Shaniqua, you must every single fucking time have to say S-H-O-N apostrophe Q-U-I-A-H7 hashtag semicolon.
	I've been working since April.
	This will be my third surgery within a year since my initial accident.
	Like, seriously, my bank account is literally like negative 300 right now.
	If you're going paycheck to paycheck, where are those paychecks coming from if you're not working?
	Hold up.
	If you got hurt at work.
	Wearing your workers' comp.
	Yeah.
	That's where I paycheck to paycheck.
	But you only get how much of your income?
	You only get 60%.
	You only get how much of your income?
	It's not off the top of your head.
	Since April, it's down.
	How are you being getting workers' comp for six, seven months?
	Like, y'all ask me too much questions, but that is the truth.
	I am 19 years old.
	Okay, so she just gave away that she's lying.
	She just made up a story.
	I work paycheck to paycheck.
	I'm not working now.
	And how is not working meaning you get $1,000?
	I want to see her again.
	How are you being more background?
	I spent plus moving costs, bribing people to help me.
	Hire!
	No.
	Okay, okay, here we go.
	I haven't been working since April.
	This will be my third surgery within a year since my initial accident.
	Like, seriously, my bank account is literally like negative 300 right now.
	If you're going paycheck to paycheck, where are those paychecks coming from if you're not working?
	Negative 300.
	You mean credit card debt?
	Hold up.
	If you got hurt at work.
	Wearing your workers' comp.
	Yeah.
	That's where I paycheck to paycheck.
	But you only get how much of your income?
	You only get 16%.
	6% of your income.
	April.
	It's down.
	How do you even get Morpher's comp for six, seven months?
	Like, y'all ask me too much questions, but that is the truth.
	I am 19 years old.
	So, she just gave away that she's lying.
	So, the vibe now is: I assume she's going to be one of the first to go because she just said she's lying, right?
	Like, y'all asking too much questions, but that is the truth.
	I am 19 years old.
	I am a full-time student.
	Money would really freaking help.
	I just bailed out my parents 10 grand.
	I am a full-time student.
	Wait, you just bailed out your parents?
	What, from prison?
	What does that mean?
	I just bailed out my parents.
	Would really freaking help.
	I just bailed out my parents 10 grand, and that was actually what I was supposed to use for my daughter's college fund.
	Sorry.
	What if we helped you by connecting you to a mentor that we know?
	Stop.
	She has a daughter.
	She's 19 in college, and her parents just gave her 10 grand that she spent, and it was supposed to be for her daughter's college fund.
	I don't believe her that she has a daughter.
	No fucking way.
	These people are such shitty liars.
	I think she's been the only honest one so far because it was just stupid.
	I want money because I just moved.
	I mean, if you give a man $1,000, you feed him for a day, but you teach a man to make $1,000, then you feed him for lies.
	Exactly.
	At this point, I'm not working as well.
	So my bills are, my husband was able to pay them, but they're coming up again.
	And we may end up homeless.
	How long haven't you had a job?
	Since September.
	We're in October?
	Yeah, it's been 30 days.
	But are you choosing to be unemployed because the jobs that are available don't pay you as much money as you want to make?
	No, I'm choosing to be unemployed because the jobs I apply for, they tell me I'm not qualified for because I'm black.
	That's not choosing.
	That's not choosing and it's not choosing either.
	I don't see how anyone could say that.
	That's not legal.
	Because you're white.
	Yeah, it happens way too often.
	Just so you know.
	So there it is, in a nutshell.
	That's America right now.
	No, this is why the conversation is stifled.
	Because people who don't deserve power are stealing it.
	And they go, I need to dominate this conversation.
	I can't do it with merit.
	So I'm just going to say that everything is racism.
	Perfect.
	She doesn't want to be there anymore.
	Everything is racism.
	And if you disagree with me, then you're white and you're wrong.
	You're wrong if you're white.
	It happens way too often.
	Oh, I love headache.
	My brother's getting married in Michigan.
	This is already a no.
	You want $1,000 to go to Michigan?
	So I can't.
	If you didn't like my child, I'm not going to be able to buy credit gifts.
	Like, that would have been way better.
	I want to be there for my brother and for his fiancé.
	FaceTime in.
	Hold on.
	What kind of adult can't afford to go to her brother's wedding?
	Couldn't mom pay for that?
	Fucking fat people.
	Fiancé and...
	FaceTime in.
	Hold on.
	What's he saying?
	FaceTime in.
	Oh.
	You could FaceTime him.
	Yeah.
	Okay, that's all I have to say.
	You know what I mean?
	This is so fucking racial.
	That's what happens in 2020.
	I don't think it would be this racial if it was 1979 or 1983 or even 1990.
	Everything comes back to race.
	And did you see the total disdain they have for her?
	I don't think it's because she's fat, which is where my disdain comes from.
	But it's just like, you're white, fuck you.
	You're not getting any money.
	This poor bastard, dude, you better have something good.
	You better have fibromyalgia.
	Oh, come on, guys.
	I mean, don't be mean to her, right?
	We mean.
	No, they weren't mean to everyone else up there.
	You've been the only ones yelling liar and fuck you and you can go home.
	This bitch has told pretty much everyone to go home.
	Now I'm thinking she's going to win.
	Just because the squeakiest wheel gets the grease and she's going to keep fucking screaming until people go, fine, here's your money.
	Which is America right now.
	I know.
	Why did you defeat me?
	No.
	Y'all jumped on me.
	Y'all jumped on me like some hyenas.
	My only case that I can make is that, you know, I work hard.
	I would use the money to, you know, fix my car because I've had a busted windshield and a busted bumper for a while.
	But it's still operable, right?
	Yeah, for sure.
	Operable, yeah.
	That's where my money's going.
	The hardworking guy whose car sucks and he would use the money to not just better himself, but better produce for America.
	That sounds like it's better than giving to this guy who has been unemployed for weeks, has a boyfriend who pays for the bills.
	Sorry, a husband who's paying the bills, but he just wants the money because he's black.
	I can't believe reparations came up.
	This guy's already apologizing.
	Look how he's apologizing for being white.
	He's my brother.
	Look, that's me storming the capital.
	The capital, yeah.
	She holded in a busted bumper for a while.
	But it's still operable, right?
	Yeah, for sure.
	Yeah, for sure.
	Take my money.
	I was going to say, nobody's bullying him because they moved me when I said fire.
	I was going to say, you can catch a light row.
	How will you decide who goes off?
	We should write something down, put it in a pot, and then maybe one of somebody else can read it.
	Like, I'll read it.
	I'm her.
	Her name is my name.
	Again, cheating, lying.
	Okay, you guys have two minutes.
	Okay.
	You notice that with black comedians, they'll be like, white people are so corny.
	They're crazy.
	Like with the Titanic.
	Women and children first.
	I'll be like, fuck that.
	I'm getting on that raft.
	And you're like, that means you're dishonorable.
	That's not a joke.
	It's just sad.
	You have no honor.
	The first person who is up for elimination tonight is Hoden.
	Hold on.
	The least of it is pronounced my name.
	Sorry.
	Joe.
	Abby.
	Joe.
	Oh, shit.
	Joe.
	Oh, no, Joe, no, Joe.
	What the fuck?
	Why'd y'all do that?
	Isla?
	Hyla.
	Damn.
	Joe.
	Sorry, Joe.
	You gotta go.
	Sorry, Joe.
	White males never need a wedding.
	They have to just suffer with their fucked up car.
	The other chick wants new tires.
	Hodan wants new tires, didn't she?
	She can have them.
	She deserves them.
	But white males, they don't deserve to fix up their cars as they bust their ass working hard.
	Sorry, Joe.
	Bye, Joe.
	Well done, Joe.
	I didn't have a wedding with Jodu or a car with tires.
	There's where you'll sit.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	Cool.
	I hate this.
	We're closer to the thousand dollars.
	Are you guys ready for the second?
	They feel really bad, don't they, about fucking over the white guy?
	They're going to be up all night bothering about it.
	All right.
	You've started.
	Oh, what do you think?
	Abby, you should go next because using the money for a plane ticket, and I feel like you can save for that.
	And if you really wanted to go, you could take the bus, you can take the greyhound, you could drive, yes.
	At this juncture, I'm so sorry, Abby, but I have to agree.
	I got to pay for plane tickets too.
	Me too.
	And I just, I just had to pay for one too, and I could barely pay my rent.
	We've lost honor as a people.
	Like, if you could show this in 1950, I could see everyone saying no and giving it to, I don't know, the one poor person, or maybe all of them refusing it.
	This is all just fuck you, fellow man.
	We're about four minutes in, guys.
	My priority is finding house and you're just getting some tires.
	I have money to pay for my house, too.
	You just got a house money to pay for my house.
	I have a house that I would like to pay for before I die.
	Going next, so I just want to say something.
	Why do you think that you're going next?
	There should be going next.
	Because everybody stood up and said, Abby, I think you should go next.
	That's the third.
	Now you gotta go.
	You don't believe me, you're a little bit.
	The third person, she said, has to go.
	Here's what I think is interesting, though.
	I've heard that I'm white, so I can't understand issues or I never said that.
	I've never said that.
	I've heard about it.
	I'm just gay and black.
	I'm one of the most treasured in the victimization categories.
	All people's names.
	It's my turn to talk.
	Let me talk.
	So I just think it's interesting that race coming from me towards any one of you would be ghastly and inappropriate, but race coming towards any one of you towards me is appropriate.
	Please don't put me in that because I never said anything about race.
	And I do not.
	I do.
	It's appropriate.
	Because you have the privilege to be a white person in America.
	I'm Hispanic.
	You should have spoken up.
	That's why I called you white the first time.
	You joked.
	Look at that skin color.
	See what it is?
	It's like, I don't even think they really believe it.
	They just notice that when you shoot at the feet of white people with the racism accusation, they dance.
	So why not use that crutch?
	And look how easily she acquiesces.
	She goes, yeah, I understand.
	I know.
	You're right.
	I'm a big, fat, white piece of shit.
	White person in America.
	I'm Hispanic.
	You should have spoke up.
	Let's have called you white the first time.
	Somebody misguessed your race.
	I said somebody misguessed your gender.
	You're going to speak about it, correct?
	Well, no, because I felt attacked in that situation, and I was hearing you saying you don't know what I'm talking about because of the color of your skin.
	Why are you crying?
	Bro, you messed.
	I am.
	I feel bad for everyone.
	I don't think she likes the ration at all.
	And she's crying because she feels bad because she's like, look at all these.
	You know why else she's crying?
	Because she was super nervous and she did two shots of tequila.
	And they hadn't kicked in at the beginning, but now they're kicking in and she doesn't have the enzymes to break it down.
	So she's shit-faced.
	She does look drunk, actually, night.
	You say that.
	I don't.
	I start to feel bad for everyone.
	I'm at this point where I want to stick around in the match so I can be actively in the discussion, but I'm like starting to hear everyone's input and I'm like, like, oh, shoot.
	Like, maybe I don't deserve this, you know?
	I'm like, fuck.
	Were you forfeiting?
	No, I'm not forfeiting.
	Okay, so.
	No, I'm not forfeiting.
	He's drunk.
	Paul Mason wines.
	That gay black dude is just vicious.
	And she is ruthless.
	He's like a dick, monster, evil person.
	She's just a useless turd.
	So are these two.
	But this black woman here is like a fucking turkey vulture riding the thermals looking for roadkill.
	No, I'm not forfeiting.
	Okay, so everyone who thinks I should go home, please raise your hand.
	Okay, that's done.
	Now, anyone who thinks that Abby should go home, raise your hand.
	Anybody thinks that Isla should go home, please raise your hand?
	This is the whole hierarchy of victimhood.
	Who's the first targets?
	White males.
	Who's the second target?
	Pretty girls.
	Thin privilege, pretty privilege.
	Fuck you, you bitch.
	But if you ever implied that this woman was less attractive than this woman, you'd be called a racist piece of shit.
	So she gets both.
	She gets to exercise her not pretty privilege, but also be called pretty.
	You have an exit speech.
	Shit, I really hope they were telling the truth.
	Carol, you should know Salon deserves something.
	This is shit.
	What did she say?
	No, don't.
	Let's not keep rewinding.
	Carol, you should know Salon deserves something.
	This is shit.
	See that?
	He doesn't take any flack.
	She left his show, right?
	Honestly, this is why.
	Are you still crying?
	Jesus.
	Kira gave all her.
	She literally said, like, I don't know if I deserve this.
	Oh, like, that's what she said.
	Like, that's how she said it.
	And I'm like, wait a minute.
	Honestly, I'm at the point where I'm starting to think whoever does get the money does not deserve it.
	Crazy as Abby was.
	Look how pissed that white guy is.
	You know why he's mad, by the way?
	Because he didn't stand up for himself.
	You'll notice, you get mad at stuff, right?
	Injustice is someone butting in line.
	But you'll notice when you're really seething, the person you're mad at is you.
	And that's the worst part about conflict.
	Because if you go in there and say it's a physical fight, you go in there and you feel bad because you got beat up.
	And then you're in physical pain.
	It hurts to sneeze because you got your ribs cracked.
	But there's nothing worse than chickening out and lying in bed at night in the darkness going, I'm a coward.
	I'm a pussy.
	If I couldn't protect myself, how could I protect my family?
	I'm a zero.
	I wish I had a time machine and I could go back and say, what the fuck is the matter with you people?
	None of you work.
	We live in America.
	There's plenty of jobs.
	There's a deficit for jobs.
	You just don't like what you're offered.
	Oh, I don't think you want to work at all.
	That's why you're here.
	Free money.
	You got this $100 that the cut paid us to do this shit.
	I'm out there busting my ass.
	Okay, I came here because I know the guy that does it and I'm doing him a favor.
	I'm busting my ass in my truck every day.
	I come home, my hands hurt, my feet hurt from lifting bags of flour at a factory all day.
	I'm improving the world.
	I'm contributing to society.
	All of you are useless, fat piece of shit parasites.
	And you use your fake racial grievance on me because I'm a white male.
	Ooh, a white male.
	Well, I'm not falling for it, you stupid cunt.
	No, don't end the video.
	Okay.
	That's me exiting if I was him.
	And he's going over various scripts in his head.
	If I had just said this or not been a bitch there.
	Why'd I let a bunch of fat cunts bulldoze me?
	Whoever does get the money does not deserve it.
	Crazy is Abby was on the chopping block.
	She was like, I know I'm next.
	Oh, you do?
	Okay, then you're next.
	But then you got up there and you just.
	And you started crying.
	And you're like, I don't even know if I deserve this.
	Okay, well, never mind, Abby.
	You're next.
	This is America today.
	This is the future of white males in America.
	Despondence.
	Yeah, you had one thing that none of us do as a child.
	As a child, you could have played that baby car.
	My babe ain't got no diapers.
	My babe ain't got no whites.
	You could have played that.
	You could have lied.
	You could have hustled.
	This isn't about truth to these people.
	There's no, this guy has zero honor.
	You know what my friend Seth once said?
	He goes, gays are naturally duplicitous because, and I've told you this story before when he goes, no, seriously, Gavin, you take a fag baby, and then he motioned in the air with a fag baby, which I must have laughed for three days straight as he handed it to me.
	He handed me the fag baby.
	I don't give me this fag baby.
	And I go, I don't want it, man.
	I already know my son's gay if I could take your fag baby.
	I want there at least to be a chance.
	And he said they're younger.
	You know, they're into celebrities and theater.
	And they start going, uh-oh, I'm different from everyone else.
	You don't want that, especially if you're in a small town.
	So you start going, yeah, yeah, yeah, I totally fucked a chick.
	Yeah, I love monster trucks.
	And that constant lying trains you.
	So by the time you're out of the closet and in New York, lying has just become so easy and so such a tool for you that you can't stop.
	That's Seth's theory.
	And when he told it to me, I said, you're a fucking homophobic Jew.
	But it worked on so.
	And then he went to a re-education center.
	And they're teaching him how not to by making him suck dicks.
	She should have used what she had to get what she needed.
	It's a player's club line.
	Ronnie Hole quote, you live by it, you get everything.
	Say it again, Shakari.
	Use what you got to get what you want.
	Hey, Chris, is that how you're playing this game?
	No, I'm not a baby.
	They don't have a baby.
	Do you guys think the most sympathetic people are the most vulnerable in this game?
	Yes, because they're going to fall for a sob story.
	Sob story?
	Yes, sob story.
	If you needed the money for yourself.
	She fell for it, she'd still be on this cap.
	No, but she.
	But she almost fell for it, and she fell for the one Abby gave.
	But the only thing that messed her up is I don't deserve it.
	She fell so hard that she didn't even think she deserved it.
	Sorry, I was listening to you guys.
	Well, I don't know how to explain it.
	You just have to have a heart of steel.
	I didn't vote for you, girl.
	You guys, I want to remind you this when we get down to three people.
	And all those three people have to decide.
	She's leaving now to go cry.
	I don't think she's used to this level of asshole.
	You guys can't decide.
	Nobody gets the money.
	Cut will not be keeping that thousand dollars.
	Trust me.
	You guys ready for the next round?
	Yeah.
	Starting in three, two, one.
	You ready to vote?
	Yep.
	I'm ready to.
	All right, how are we going to do it this time?
	Oh, you can vote now if you want.
	How do you guys feel about games of chance?
	No.
	I don't trust that.
	Like Rocky.
	She keeps coming up with these interesting ideas and they keep getting shut down.
	Now, I'd rather just lie and bullshit until I get my thousand bucks.
	No.
	What did she say she needed it for again?
	Oh, yeah, she lied about the workers' comp.
	It was so obvious.
	So now the rest of the game isn't about her original pitch.
	Now the rest of the game is how ruthless she can be and how much she can bully the others into saying yes.
	I'm throwing it out there.
	I'm throwing it out there.
	You want to poop a coin?
	Like, no.
	No.
	No.
	You should.
	Just for saying that.
	No way.
	But do we want somebody with the heart of steel to go home with $1,000?
	If they have actual needs for it, then yes.
	Of course, it's not about your heart.
	Don't you have a heart of steel?
	Don't you need $1,000 for a planning ticket?
	You better get a heart of sales and get your planning ticket.
	Like, I had a really hard financial time a couple months ago, and I gave so much plasma that I passed out on the bed.
	Yeah, I have a scar too.
	What are they laughing at?
	Because they're suckers for giving to other people.
	COVID.
	They would happily watch those two die.
	The amount of sympathy that goes from blacks to whites in this country is, I think, one grain.
	I mean, to go on a plane.
	If I have a plasma scar, doesn't that tell you I'm trying to do everything I possibly can?
	I mean, are you?
	Yes.
	How about we walk up to the whiteboard and just write the person that we think should go?
	Everybody walk up to it and face the camera and then we'll turn around and show the people who has the most names on the board.
	Let's do that.
	I'll hold the board.
	She's not bad looking.
	Pretty good bod.
	Me next?
	Oh, damn.
	Do I even need to write mine?
	So I think it's a unanimous decision.
	Sorry, Abby.
	She's taken over the thing.
	She's like the mean girl in kindergarten.
	She's just taken it over from the beginning.
	You're going home.
	You're going home.
	You're going home.
	And now she commands the whiteboard thing.
	When you command the whiteboard, you command the $1,000.
	She has now owned this.
	This has nothing to do with your story.
	This has to do with taking charge.
	And she has just taken charge of this show, this whole segment.
	She just sent Abby home.
	Now she's the host of the show.
	And who gets the money?
	The person who runs the show.
	To all of you.
	Thank you.
	That is stress.
	This is your last elimination, Abby.
	Don't do it.
	Oh shit.
	How will you decide?
	We don't know.
	How will we decide?
	I want to believe people when they're like, because I can't just be like, you're not just.
	No, but.
	This is all very.
	She's an alpha woman.
	And these are all big alpha moves.
	Real right now.
	What you tell me here is why I believe you.
	We have two black women, a white woman, and a black man.
	We're kind of all on the same level right now.
	Like, income-wise.
	You don't need $1,000.
	I need it because you're a white woman.
	I'm a black man.
	You're not going to go back.
	Well, out, though.
	But if you're making more than me, you just said...
	Well, first of all, I'm making more than you because I have a job.
	Exactly.
	So I need it more than you do.
	You have a partner with an income and she doesn't.
	But my partner's income is mine to sit on this couch.
	I'm sitting on this couch.
	So we're two different people.
	Discuss.
	Why do you wait till you got eliminated to start playing?
	Right.
	Guys, sometimes I can't talk about it.
	His income involves sitting on his couch and I'm sitting on his couch.
	Don't go back, but maybe his husband just does OnlyFans porn for other gays.
	Louder than y'all.
	He's got him.
	Shit.
	She's pretty based.
	I just need.
	Remember I said that America is divorced?
	There's a massive wave of segregation coming up, voluntary segregation.
	It's racial.
	Black, white, Hispanic are going to separate even more than they have been back to 1960s levels.
	But it's political.
	Now, black and Hispanic don't have that.
	They're both lefties.
	But whites are also separating on political grounds.
	I guess Jews would go...
	There's another sort of subsection within Judaism where Orthodox Jews and liberal Jews are part of it.
	So the Jews are divided up the same way the whites are.
	And the whites are divided up as right and left.
	So you're going to have left-wing towns that will have Jews and normal whites in them.
	And you're going to have right-wing towns that will have Orthodox Jews and normal whites in them.
	Good people.
	And no more conflict.
	Narrow the two shall meet.
	And that guy, who's grumpy with the beard now, you've just watched his divorce coin drop.
	And he doesn't like this person.
	He doesn't like any of these people.
	He can tolerate her.
	He feels an affiliation with her because he saw her and the other chick get bullied.
	But these three people, he's not interested in ever speaking to again.
	And I think if he's introduced to someone who's black in the future, he's going to go, hey, oh, nice to meet you.
	All right.
	And just sort of walk away because it's a divorce.
	You know, a year ago, if a black woman comes up to you and she's having trouble with the parking meter, maybe a year and a half ago, she's like, this is complicated.
	What do you do here?
	You put your card in.
	A year and a half ago, they'd go, yeah, yeah, no.
	I know, it's weird.
	You have to put your license plate in first, right?
	And I screwed it up too.
	Now, white people, when that black person says that, are going to go, I don't know.
	Because they got that from the black person when they needed help.
	So we're splitting up.
	We're separating.
	To know that if I hurt my knee and I'm out of commission, I can't be a bartender.
	I can't be a hairdresser.
	Like, I can't do that.
	And I have fucking nothing.
	So hairdressers make a lot of money, girl.
	No, but I'm not afraid of jobs.
	No, I have a lot of money.
	That's a terrible pitch.
	I'm okay now for money, but if I hurt my knee, then I'd need some money.
	Okay.
	Well, let's come back on the show when you hurt your knee.
	I'm not looking for a job.
	Then why don't you take it from three jobs to one?
	That's like saying, why don't you get a job?
	I mean, I'm in the process of getting a job.
	I would never work three jobs and be stressing myself out like that because that's what personally I got nothing and I'm doing the fucking best I can.
	And if I don't get a break, I genuinely don't know what's going to happen to me.
	That's everybody, though.
	You guys were talking about like having like guaranteed futures and careers and stuff.
	And I was just saying that like having a kid is like, that's talk about a guaranteed thing in your future.
	Like that, that's a guaranteed future to me.
	They don't even focus the white guy.
	Fuck him.
	Make him blurry that.
	Or maybe he is blurry in real life.
	He's sensitive.
	Wait a minute.
	Is he saying it's a guarantee?
	Like you're totally set for life once you have a kid and you're 19?
	Yeah.
	I'm rocking.
	I don't get his point.
	I thought it was that you have a liability or like a financial obligation to.
	Yeah, but that's not the right verbiage.
	Like guarantee sounds good.
	It should be like a handicap.
	God, dude, you suck.
	No wonder you're so mad at yourself.
	You had the child.
	You had sex to have the child.
	And now the child's here.
	So you have to pay for your child and be responsible for it.
	Arguably, that could be said about everyone's situation.
	I mean, it could be.
	I didn't ask to get hurt and not be able to work.
	I'd ask you to get laid off.
	No one does.
	I didn't ask to get laid off.
	I bet you did.
	I bet you did.
	I think, is what we're all saying.
	One thing we're really listening.
	I think we're just kind of talking.
	I just want to warn you guys you're in about three minutes.
	I think you should come to about I think the problem is with a lot of these white dudes like him is they've never confronted this American divorce before.
	So he just got, he just, he just got sat down by his parents and they said, yeah, we're separating and we're never getting back together.
	It's 1960s again.
	I don't, it's not personal.
	It's really not.
	Hold on.
	Ooh, hold on.
	That's me.
	Ooh, it's a tie.
	I think they should do a tiebreaker amongst themselves.
	Like sudden death.
	How about they decide?
	Sure.
	That is not fair.
	We've got to figure something out.
	We can take some input.
	I don't think that they should be able to get it.
	Oh, so now he's going to get racial revenge.
	And Hodan's going to go.
	Not because of her pitch.
	The pitches are long gone.
	But the white people have felt like they've been getting fucked over.
	So everything has become completely racial now.
	I don't even think these people remember the original stories.
	But I think that they should be able to get it.
	You're not fucking their objective.
	I don't think that's going to be fair because every single one of them before they got out voted for me.
	So what are they going to say?
	Racial?
	Yeah.
	How do you possibly know that?
	I saw you write my name down wrong.
	You voted because you wrote the thing wrong.
	And you just look like you hate me.
	You just look like you hate me.
	Can you give us a second?
	Can we pause?
	I'm sorry.
	Can we really Pause.
	I really don't need you to antagonize me.
	Why don't you just be quiet?
	I have been.
	Okay, then keep going back to that.
	She's in charge, everybody.
	Finally, he's got some balls.
	Scott, where are we at now?
	14 minutes in, he grows a ball, and it's to the weakest one.
	Uncalled for, unnecessary.
	Really?
	Like, I shouldn't have responded back to that?
	I mean, nobody was over here talking to you.
	Right now, you're just wasting our time.
	All right, that's enough.
	Nobody was talking to anyone over there, but they allowed them to speak before.
	Yeah.
	They had no problem with anybody else trying.
	He's like a feral cat.
	I got to go back a bit.
	What did he say that was so evil?
	Hey, then keep going back to that.
	He wrote the thing wrong.
	You just look at me.
	Can you give us a second clip?
	You assume that about me.
	Okay, that's all he said.
	And he's right.
	She said, I saw you vote me out.
	I saw you vote me out.
	Then she looks at the white guy and she's like, and you just...
	We all know what she meant by that, right?
	You're just a fucking white male.
	Go fuck yourself.
	It looks like you hate me, she said.
	It looks like you hate me.
	And then he goes, the horrible thing he said was, and you just assume that?
	And now the whole thing has to stop.
	And she has to go, I'm sorry.
	Can we really pause?
	I really don't need you to antagonize me.
	Why don't you just be quiet?
	I have to.
	Okay, then keep going back to that.
	She's in charge, everybody.
	See, that's uncalled for and unnecessary.
	What?
	Uncalled for unnecessary.
	She attacks him twice for him doing nothing, and that's uncalled for and unnecessary.
	This is America right now.
	And this is why we fought so hard for Trump to get a second term.
	Because Trump and his followers hate this shit.
	They want all these people to thrive, by the way.
	They want her to get a job.
	They want him to get off his ass and get a job.
	They want her to stop eating so much hummus.
	But they don't want to talk about their race and politics and white males get told that that was unnecessary when they stand up for themselves.
	And by the way, stand up for himself barely.
	I would have been chewing these people a new ass with my fucking fangs.
	Really?
	Like, I shouldn't have responded back to that.
	I mean, nobody's over here talking to you.
	No, you're just wasting our time.
	All right, that's enough.
	You're right.
	That's true.
	I shouldn't waste the time.
	I'm going to take off $200 from the pot.
	No, no.
	And we're going to kick off one person randomly.
	You voted for me and she voted for her, so why don't you guys stop?
	Why would you say that?
	You don't know who voted for who.
	I voted for Kat.
	Yeah.
	I didn't.
	What?
	Why would you say that?
	I thought it was your handwriting.
	No.
	You don't even know what my handwriting looks like.
	You've never seen it before.
	Chris said that he voted for Kat, then Hodan had to vote for Kat too because Hodan wouldn't vote for herself.
	That's true.
	Oh, yeah.
	I think that instead of the two of us talking it out, I think you two should talk it out because we have vested interests.
	Wow, I'll talk it out.
	My name I am there.
	All right, so raise your hand if you vote for Kat.
	Whatever.
	All right.
	Is that final?
	Guess so.
	That's America.
	Yeah, but white people are about to get voted out.
	Wow.
	This is the squad.
	This looks a cheese of feed on.
	Look, y'all, get a job.
	I will.
	Do some hair more.
	What?
	What?
	Use some hair more?
	Do some hair more.
	She's a hairdoer.
	So this is the final round.
	You have to unanimously decide who's the one person who leaves.
	By the way, you know why Hoda's still in there?
	Because she told that white man to go fuck himself.
	And this game has nothing to do with need.
	It's all about who's the most vicious.
	Dollars.
	Or no one's going home with money.
	Okay, so...
	Nobody's getting that fucking money.
	No.
	One of us will be able to get away from that.
	See, the white people are already, now they're ready to fight back, but it's a little too little, a little too late.
	She's storming the Capitol.
	It's just a mess.
	Do we need to walk to the back of the?
	Let's go.
	Now that the fat white people are gone, the ideas are all completely retarded.
	So despite having lavs on and cameras on them, they're going to a secret place where no one can hear what they say.
	Also, if you go like this, you're invisible.
	Okay?
	Stay on the sidelines.
	I'm not going to listen.
	Who do you think deserves it out of those three?
	None of them.
	Yeah, can I like just recuse myself?
	Recuse.
	Mom's the word.
	I've already said my story.
	That's just it.
	I have no money.
	My partner, granted, my husband does make money, but that is money to pay for our little bills.
	I'm not doubting your story.
	I'm just saying that my income that I do have, I feel like, is equivalent to you having that man in your life.
	So when's the last time you paid your rent?
	I paid my rent this month.
	I can't pay rent this month.
	This is the thing you couldn't get a job because of my condition.
	I can't speak.
	That's the thing I feel like.
	They're just going to split it.
	Yeah, for sure.
	No doubt.
	I don't trust this.
	This is not a peer competition at all.
	No, this is racist.
	It's a massacre.
	I'm just going to.
	Yes, it is.
	He came in there with an honest, open mind, and he was massacred.
	This is sort of like the election, too.
	Like we said, okay, mail-in votes.
	All right, look, we're going to be honest.
	And I got a lot of shit for saying this, but I said, we knew they were going to cheat.
	We should have cheated.
	Where's our suitcase to ballots?
	These guys should have come out with fucking ruthless lies.
	This is not an honest game.
	I already decided that I was going to vote for you.
	I want you to take the money.
	And it's not because I hate food.
	We're all black.
	I love all of us.
	But I feel like I can find it.
	Are you differentiating between like an Ethiopian immigrant and someone from Jacksonville, Florida, whose dad has a junk shop?
	Come on.
	Jobs thinks.
	I'm also looking for a dungeon lead my organization.
	Hey guys, you have 11 minutes.
	Sorry to interrupt.
	Thanks for the time check.
	I don't like the guy.
	Can I have another one?
	Oh, I can't.
	Birl, you're throwing some serious shade eyes right now.
	No, those are just my eyes.
	Everyone's having fun now that they're segregated.
	Everyone's getting along great.
	Anything else to say?
	It's been a mental anguish on me.
	It's been rough.
	It's been hard.
	And I just don't know what's going to happen after it.
	What if that doesn't happen?
	Then you get $1,000.
	August A. I'll be homeless.
	We can't leave this money on the table.
	So rock paper scissors.
	We're not putting rock paper scissors for that.
	That's ridiculous.
	Black women are the squeakiest wheel in America.
	The squeakiest wheel gets the grease.
	So she's getting the grease.
	That's it.
	It's that simple.
	Well, then we're leaving this money.
	I'm voting for myself.
	I mean, yeah, but it has to be three of us.
	Are you still voting for Sakira?
	Yeah.
	Okay, come on.
	You just lost the money.
	He's so lazy.
	You can tell by the way he walks.
	You can tell by the way he walks.
	You can tell by the way he walks the street.
	He's a lazy man.
	No time to work.
	What were you guys talking about?
	Deliberating amongst ourselves.
	Did you guys make a final decision?
	Yeah.
	What did you guys decide?
	Look how pissed he is.
	He's going through what the white guy went through 10 minutes ago.
	Look at his eyes.
	I just lost free money.
	And as a lazy man, that's my favorite thing.
	She doesn't seem too happy with the winner either.
	No, that's her thing, though.
	Her thing is like, I'm not enjoying this.
	I needed to.
	It had to happen.
	It had to happen.
	I wish it could be some other way.
	I wish I didn't even...
	You realize her angles changed to if she gets into an accident, which was the other woman with the knees said, if my knee gets hurt, I lose three jobs.
	She just stole that story somehow.
	Like she's had her surgeries.
	We don't know what her third surgery was for.
	Liposuction, I hope.
	We decided on Shakira.
	Yeah, we picked Shakira because they had already decided prior and instead of leaving the money on the table, so he gave her somebody that could use it.
	He's pissed.
	I just hope you're not lying.
	I'm not.
	No, I'm really not.
	You are.
	I'm not.
	I already knew.
	They're all lying.
	I'm okay without this $1,000.
	It'd be nice to have, but...
	I think she's also, I think this woman's agenda is I'm going to make Muslims look benevolent.
	Maybe CARE paid her $1,000 to do that.
	I think she's like, let's go to lunch afterwards, and then she's going to try to split.
	You weirdo.
	You African bitch.
	It's not shaking my world up right now.
	And she's in worse predicament than us.
	Oh, now he's trying to be magnanimous too.
	But you know what he's doing?
	He's doing the with Neil and I. Congratulations.
	Yeah, that was that.
	She's in a worse predicament than us.
	She's in worse predicament than us.
	You know what?
	This makes him look honest because he's such a shitty liar.
	I need to see that again.
	He's broken now, funny.
	He's broken.
	And she's in worse predicament than us.
	Oh, man.
	Wow.
	And I would rather that money go towards squeaky wheels.
	All right.
	Hey, buy some grease with that thousand bucks.
	Look at him.
	Fuck that shit.
	My husband's going to kill me.
	It's not even a husband.
	It's a boyfriend.
	I guarantee it.
	Yeah.
	Congratulations, bitch.
	This has been an awful experience.
	This has been nothing but sadness and arguing and conflict.
	Racism.
	Hurt feelings and shittiness.
	I just don't think it's fair that the rest, like, everybody had to be all up here.
	And then when it came down to like the actual money decision, we weren't privy to any of the discussion and we couldn't hear anything.
	So that was just, I just wish I could hear.
	I was just curious what was going on.
	And I thought that, you know, I would have liked to know what we could have said.
	It's dumb beef.
	I am happy with the decision because I am in a dire need for it.
	I just, I am very thankful for the decision that they made and, you know, how everything played out.
	And now I'm excited.
	I'm happy.
	Oh, my God.
	I love the white guy.
	Let's see him again.
	Now I'm excited.
	I'm happy.
	Look how happy he is.
	His worldview is completely changed.
	She's fine.
	She got it all out.
	She just cried it all out.
	These two are racist now.
	This guy has always been racist.
	She's just a lost bumblebee.
	She's a silly little flea.
	And this guy is irrevocably changed forever.
	All right.
	What are the odds?
	What are the odds they all go out for beers after this?
	Zero percent.
	Are we having a reunion show too?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	I'm sick that day.
	That's where we're at.
	Segregation.
	That's why no one knows a Puerto Rican.
	We talked about this yesterday briefly, but the AOC thing is not dying.
	And it's really fun seeing the left pretzel twist, including AOC herself, pretzel twist what she said and be like, look, I didn't know what part of the Capitol building they were in, and there was bombs.
	And then her new solution, which is the new solution of mainstream America, is censorship.
	Censor this shit.
	By the way, if there's pictures in the email, I don't have them because I'm a cheap Scotsman.
	So when I print the email with pictures, I delete the pictures because they use up ink.
	It hurts you, the viewer, because you're not getting quality entertainment, but it saves me $30 every two months.
	What's more important than that?
	So her solution to everyone catching her lying and calling her, what is it, A-O-C-small A?
	Whoa, is calling for mass censorship.
	And as usual, Paul Joseph Watson does an amazing job.
	And I just got to say, there's so much infighting on the right.
	I love Roger Stone.
	I love Steve Bannon.
	I love Raheem Kassan.
	I love Nick Fuentes.
	I love Paul Joseph Watson, Ben Shapiro, Steven Crowder, Charlie Kirk.
	They're all improving the world.
	Will Witt, Gavin Wax, our three hunks.
	Dave Portnoy even.
	He's not even conservative, I don't think.
	But they're all making the world a better place.
	That's all you got to ask for.
	AOC, on the other hand, is a deranged megalomaniac who I think's on Adderall, who makes everything about herself, as Tucker Carlson pointed out.
	But here's her solution to people making fun of her for lying.
	I just thought to myself they got inside.
	It wasn't, it was the Capitol Hill police officer.
	She then tried to deflect being caught out lying about her location by claiming Trump supporters had planted bombs outside her office.
	As Candice Owens notes, there were absolutely zero bombs planted by Trump supporters.
	Pipe bombs were planted outside both Republican and Democratic headquarters the night before Trump's speech.
	What happened to that?
	The FBI has no idea.
	Do we have cameras everywhere?
	Isn't that not a huge story?
	Yeah, that story was like a firework.
	Pipe bombs kill.
	And it was both Republican and Democrat, which to me sounds like Antifa or some super libertarian, like, fuck the government guy.
	So just as she lied about saying Ted Cruz wanted to get her murdered, AOC lied about that too.
	During this Instagram stream, she also mixed in with the narrative the claim that she had once been sexually abused, as if to ward off people from questioning her capital building hoax by feigning fake Me Too victimhood.
	After all this was exposed on Twitter, the hashtag Alexandria Akasio Smolette started trending.
	This infuriated AOC to the point where she sent out a mass email to her supporters, demanding they try to get people using the hashtag shutdown.
	Identify any posts that are threatening or harassing and use the built-in report features to flag them for moderators.
	Facebook and Twitter both have built-in tools for reporting posts and tweets.
	Let's break the rule.
	It's a campaign of disinformation.
	That might be the...
	That's the title.
	Yeah.
	Disinformation.
	Great band name, fuck.
	Campaign.
	Because that's really what they're doing now.
	So you and I are not...
	We don't have differing opinions.
	We are disinformation.
	Oh, fuck.
	Built-in report features to flag them for moderators.
	Facebook and Twitter both have built-in tools for reporting posts and tweets that bring a ring class.
	Basically, AOC was calling for mobs to abuse the report feature of Twitter and Facebook to silence her critics.
	I know people personally that had their tweets about this removed that weren't harassment at all.
	They were just calling AOC out on her BS.
	So here's yet another example of the private.
	1-5.
	They are targeting you.
	Remember that?
	Trump was in the way.
	Trump's not in the way anymore.
	This is Elijah Schaefer and that insane smoke show at Infowars.
	Hot Buns Rodriguez.
	I forget her name.
	Hot Buns.
	I don't know if that's her real name.
	I think it is.
	Okay.
	The Capitol Six riots to target everyday citizens.
	And Trump said this.
	He said, as they come for me, they're not coming for me.
	I'm in the way of you.
	Right?
	And I want to say this to those of you guys, the SOBs, the slightly offensive backers.
	Just remember, we have our biggest community on Telegram.
	That's what we're growing.
	Follow us there.
	Yeah, Telegram is growing.
	Just type in slightly offensive.
	It's been fun.
	I'm back to making my original memes.
	But they're also going after now the senators and the reporters who are right-wing because if they can crush us, their next step is to crush you.
	They want to put you in jail for supporting the Constitution.
	They want to imprison you for supporting the Bill of Rights.
	And you're supposed to accept not only is your opinion disinformation, but when it gets censored and you get banned, you're wrong.
	If you recall the other day, we were talking about that NYU study that said that conservative censorship is a myth.
	Oh, shit.
	Doesn't look like a myth.
	Didn't you censor the fucking president of the United States, the Republican president?
	And now we discover, I hope I haven't mentioned this yet, researchers at NYU asserted in a new study that conservatives have pushed disinformation by accusing big tech firms of anti-conservative bias.
	So if you think that there's anti-conservative bias, that's disinformation.
	What are you doing?
	I have this.
	This is one of the pics.
	All of the pics.
	Yeah, nope.
	The study was funded by Craig Newmark, the billionaire founder of Craigslist, who contributed $100,000 to help Joe Biden's presidential campaign.
	You don't say.
	You don't say.
	One of Joe Biden's donors is the guy who funded this study.
	And the study determined that Joe Biden's detractors are publishing disinformation and are not being censored for it.
	The study called decisions by Twitter and Facebook to censor links to a New York Post story about Hunter Biden to be a reasonable decision.
	The study makes the unsubstantiated claim that the story was based on stolen materials.
	The researchers also urge President Biden to create a digital regulatory agency, which is fucking amazing.
	1-6.
	Biden is going to have a reality czar right out of, literally right out of 1984, the Ministry of Truth.
	So the study, funded by a Biden donor, says that talking about Hunter Biden doesn't get you censored, and it's disinformation if it does.
	And then he says you should have a reality czar.
	The task force could also meet regularly with tech platforms and push for structural changes that could help those companies tackle their own extremism and misinformation problems.
	For example, it could formulate safe harbor exemptions that would allow platforms to share data about QAnon and other conspiracy theory communities with researchers and government agencies without running afoul of privacy laws.
	Oh, I get it.
	So it's censorship for me, but not for thee.
	So they can go on these snitch patrols reporting any QAnon people they don't like.
	But if we do it, or anything like it, it's disinformation that the Ministry of Truth needs to crush.
	It could become the tip of the spear for the federal government's response to the reality crisis.
	Oh my God, they are calling us reality Crisis.
	We are in the right.
	We're in a reality crisis.
	This is all based on like the total, total fringes of the right.
	Like a Sandy Hook, a QAnon freak who you don't, the drinking the adrenochrome, you know, torturing children and drinking their blood.
	The narrative has made me believe that.
	Not that I believe that, but as far as the perception goes, Ryan and I believe in adrenochrome and that Sandy Hook didn't happen.
	They think, I'm going to say 60% of Trump supporters believe that.
	And it's just not true.
	I don't think I've ever come across anyone who believes that they torture children to get the adrenaline going, then I guess cut them and then drink their blood.
	What children?
	Where do they come from?
	What are you talking about?
	Reality crisis.
	So yeah, they make everything extreme and then they can shut them down.
	Speaking of which, oh, I sent you two Parlor quotes.
	There's an interesting debate about free speech going on at Parlor.
	So he got pushed out by some Asian dude and Dan Bongino.
	And John Matzy's pissed.
	I tried to get him on the show today.
	He had given someone else an exclusive.
	I guess we're not best friends.
	But I will get him on next show.
	Or maybe I do a long interview and we make it a censor.tv presents.
	We'll see how stimulating he is.
	But we met John, nerdy guy.
	He's never heard of like.
	Rambo.
	He hadn't heard of Rambo?
	It was Stallone or Schwarzenegger, like one of those.
	He never heard of Q-Tip or Questlove or...
	Scarface, I think, too, was another one.
	Yeah.
	It was bad.
	Nothing cool.
	He'd never heard of anything cool.
	So Dan Bongino and the Asian guys take, well, pull it up.
	So investor Dan Bongino slams him for lying and insists he was sacked for giving up on the site's free speech vision, which I find pretty weird that John Matzey would be against free speech.
	So they're both saying the same thing.
	Dan Bongino is saying, we're being accused of bending the knee and not being for free speech.
	And Joe Matzy was fired because John Matzy wanted too much stuff, but too much freedom.
	But he goes, no, that was, we could have been up on Amazon in a week if we had bent the knee.
	We are all about free speech.
	Okay, so what's so why was he fired?
	And now they're saying it was the other way around, that Matzi was, I hope I'm pronouncing his name right, that Matzi was against free speech, which sorry, I know the dude.
	That does not fit in my head.
	So now they feel like they've got a PR attack from him saying the fuckers fired me.
	Why'd you give them more than 49%, by the way?
	So they fire back and they say he wasn't a team player.
	Good.
	We hate team players over here at Censored.tv.
	Nothing good is ever made by a team.
	You need a spearhead.
	You need a freak to go off at a tangent.
	That's what all the best inventions are.
	There's some nut who decided that maybe a stomach ulcer was actually a bacteria and it's just a bacteria that could survive in stomach acid, which everyone said, you're a fucking idiot.
	And he was right.
	We need freaks.
	That's who improves this world.
	Freaks, rebels, weirdos, loners.
	And he admired Alt-Right blogger who said men should travel to Eastern Europe to find subservient girlfriends.
	So this is their smoking gun.
	Not being a team player, I don't see that as an insult.
	In fact, for some reason, out of all the things that's still up on YouTube is me, don't go to it, is me talking and doing a TED Talk against team players and how it's a bad move.
	You can look that up on your own.
	We don't want to lose the flow here.
	So the other insult is that he followed Roosh V. Scroll down.
	Now, Roosh V, this is another thing the mainstream media can't do.
	I didn't mean scroll down one centimeter.
	I meant to the whole fucking article retard.
	Usually just go to pictures in this instance.
	Roosh V is different than the Roche V of...
	He used to do pickup artist stuff, how to get laid, how to meet chicks.
	And then he realized that that wasn't good for society as he became a trad cat, traditional Catholic, and now he's living in like some mountain home talking about how men should put a ring on it and settle down.
	People can evolve, you know.
	Richard Spencer, when he started Alternative Right, before it was alt-right, it was a boring website about the founding fathers.
	And then he got into bigger shit, crazier shit, and then he went off the deep end.
	There's like three Richard Spencers I've known since 2008.
	And the three I don't think would get along very well.
	So Roche V, look, they mentioned he was living in his parents' basement.
	Aha, you nailed him.
	Roche V said you should go to Eastern Europe and meet a woman who will be, he didn't say subservient.
	He meant more traditional.
	And Matzi did that.
	And it seems to be working out pretty good for him.
	His wife is fucking fantastic.
	They have a kid.
	They have a wonderful life.
	Jack Pisobic did it too.
	He seems to be rocking.
	So before you laugh at it like it's some sort of crazy theory, why don't you prove that it's a crazy theory?
	Why don't you prove going to Eastern Europe to find a wife is a dumb move?
	And why don't you tell all the Eastern European women here that that's what happened?
	Oh no, what a fucking pig.
	Can you believe Jon Matzi listened to Ruch V and went and got himself one of those?
	Ew, an eight with an accent.
	That's clearly very fertile.
	No, don't do that.
	So that's the lamest retaliation I've ever seen.
	All right, let's jump to, oh, wait.
	Yeah, before we go into Proud Boys briefly, I thought this was interesting.
	I saw this on Roger Stone's Telegram feed.
	The storming of the Capitol, which was one of the stupidest things that has ever happened.
	It was a lot of people's fault, according to the left.
	I'm somehow implicated because someone there had a beard and Ray-Bans.
	But they're also saying it was Roger Stone's fault.
	Check out these pictures of articles he put up.
	Six Degrees of Sedition.
	So that's amazing because in the headline, they admit it's a real far twist to get Roger Stone involved.
	The game Six Degrees of Separation, like the game Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon, is a funny game where you can pick anything in the world, like a carrot or Wes Lang or Dimitri Martin, and find someone who knows someone,
	who knows someone, who knows someone, and then you'll find a link, right?
	So what it means is I have absolutely nothing in common with Hulk Hogan whatsoever.
	But with six people, I probably know someone who's hung out with them and is bros with them, and I could probably even get to meet him if I go to that guy's lake house.
	That's what six degrees of separation means, or at least in the Kevin Bacon context.
	And it means that you have nothing to do with the thing.
	I have nothing to do with Hulk Hogan whatsoever.
	So in his title, this fucking rube is conceding that his hypothesis makes no sense.
	Six degrees of sedition.
	Was Master Trickster Roger Stone behind the Capitol riot?
	Stone was linked to several Stop the Steal events and has ties to organizers behind the Jan 6 rally and attack.
	So because you thought the election was rigged, the Capitol storming is your fault?
	That's another huge stretch, Salon.
	What's the other one?
	I would say, zoom out.
	I can't see it.
	I would say, what would you say?
	Out of the right-wing Trump support, let's say half the country, I would say 40% of them think it was rigged somehow.
	So 40% of America is responsible for the storming of the Capitol.
	And by proxy, the death of Abbott, what's her name?
	Abby, the woman who was shot?
	Ashley Babbitt.
	Ashley Babbitt and Sicknick, the cop.
	The fingerprints of top Trump advisor Roger Stone are all over the January 6th insurrection.
	Stone says he wasn't involved, but the evidence suggests he's lying yet again.
	Isn't this amazing?
	This is Soviet Russia.
	Something bad happens, and now everyone they don't like is implicated.
	And that enables you to arrest them.
	They're dying to arrest me for it.
	Let me see what's next.
	Oh, no, that's different.
	I thought there was three.
	Three Roger Stone articles.
	Yeah, there it is.
	How Trump allies stoked the flames ahead of the Capitol riots.
	Now, the reason that's just a picture of an article and I'm not showing you the video is because it's this really pandering and tedious video that's like six minutes long with a tinkling piano and all the people that CNN thinks is responsible for the Capitol.
	Like a menacing tinkering piano?
	Not only did they steal the election, but if you think they stole the election, you need to go to jail.
	To quote P.J. Dubbs, let that sink in.
	If you object to their theft, you need to go to jail.
	That was the deal with Stalin.
	All right, let's jump to Proud Boys.
	Because they're still in the fucking news.
	Proud boys don't start fights.
	They finish out of your boy.
	I'll make you proud of your boys.
	Proud boys, stand back and stand by.
	Go back to that picture.
	Can you do that?
	This one?
	Don't know the last one of the intro to Proud Boys.
	Oh.
	So what do we got there?
	You got Enrique, who's facing charges, known as working with the feds.
	Then you got Joe Biggs, backwards baseball hat.
	His charges don't seem that bad, but who knows?
	I think he has like trespassing, misdemeanor, da-da-da-da-da.
	But then there's a, I think they all have these gray areas where it's like potential for sedition or something, and it's like a really wide net that could fuck you to the tune of 20 years.
	And then next to him with the orange straps, there's Rufio Panman.
	He is fucked.
	Go to 2-1.
	It's looking like 30 years for him.
	What?
	Yeah.
	Because he was on the front lines, and I guess as everyone was recording it, surely they didn't think they were doing something wrong if they were recording it with ties to white nationalism.
	Jesus age Christ.
	What are those ties?
	Can we see the ties?
	That's like there was at a rally and then there was some white nationalists who walked by them or walking with them.
	So now your views assume whoever stands next to you.
	So what does it say?
	Under leader, da-da-da, keep going down.
	This keeps jumping around.
	Nordine was self-described sergeant-at-arms for the Group Seattle chapter.
	Nordine was also known as blah, blah, blah.
	Keep going down.
	I read the actual formal document from the courts, and it looked really, really bad.
	Two of the members of Russia Lathmonth were separately named in federal.
	Keep going?
	His charges are crazy.
	Federal prosecutors claim that Nordim was among those who entered the Capitol.
	It is also alleged that Nourdim was near the front of the crowd of rioters who collectively approached, confronted, and vastly outnumbered U.S. Capitol.
	That's the part that I think is bad.
	And then Sicknick died during the clash.
	Fucking shit.
	I would be so scared if I was him.
	Look at 2-0.
	They prepped for it.
	Now, I don't know what this means.
	It might literally mean they prepped for it.
	They said, all right, we're going to go to the gate.
	You go here.
	I'll go there.
	We'll flank it.
	Spartan formation, whatever.
	Or it could mean a bunch of bullshit shit talking on social media where they just sort of went, I'd fucking love to shoot Nancy Pelosi in the head or, you know, the way teenagers talk.
	But what does he say, that guy?
	Cybersecurity expert.
	There's a couple of different groups here.
	To me, one of the enduring images of January 6th is going to be that line of men in matching green tactical outfits with their hands on each other's shoulders snaking their way through the disorganized mob.
	And that is effectively what we are facing online, and that you have a large number of people who are angry and aggrieved and who have been lied to by the right-wing news ecosystem as well as online influencers about the election and who want to show that anger.
	This is an important detail.
	The right-wing echo chamber said the election was, they had been lied to, and the lie is that there was any problem whatsoever with the election.
	That's a lie.
	And so everyone at the Capitol, everyone who demonstrated that day had been brainwashed by a lie.
	That's just a fact to them.
	There is no way whatsoever that there was any problem with the election whatsoever.
	Even though when Trump won in 2016, they wouldn't shut up about it.
	In fact, they claimed Russia had hacked the election.
	And that was a lie, but it wasn't treated like.
	But when the tables are turned, it's a lie.
	Feel like they're part of something.
	And then within that disorganized mob, you have a small number of people who are highly organized and who really want to create violence.
	And so I think one of the things we have to do is we have to be careful to try to separate those people.
	So wait a minute.
	Here's another thing.
	Experts, they know they can get into the head of the people there, and they know that those people wanted violence.
	They know what their desires were.
	Isn't that amazing?
	That guy's an expert.
	Were some of them hungry, too?
	Oh, that small group of organized people to speak on behalf of everybody.
	That is one of the problems I think what we'll have around media coverage of this is that the three percenters, the proud boys, folks like that, they will be given an outsized influence and their messages will be amplified over and over again because their messages are extremely scary.
	Those groups need to be treated like ISIS, effectively, right?
	There's a history here of what's their dispute, both between law enforcement and the social media companies, of being able to reduce the online presence and the influence of those groups.
	And then we have to work on the broader disinformation problem to try to turn down the anger that you see from that huge percentage of Republicans who believe that the election was forced.
	Biden denialism is very real and widespread.
	So is riot denialism, with people claiming that it was an anti-fun, all these other crazy lies and stuff.
	Both of us from the same platforms and the same approach to the people.
	We stop getting great titles for this episode.
	Crazy lies.
	I can't take it.
	We have Campaign of Disinformation, Ministry of Truth, Crazy Lies, Reality Crisis.
	Crazy lies.
	Just crazy lies.
	Your opinions are just lies, and they're dangerous lies.
	The things you feel, the things you think right now in your head, they're called disinformation.
	And they're dangerous because you could spread them to someone else.
	So I, as someone smarter than you, am going to control how you communicate in order to make sure your crazy lies don't get out there and cause chaos.
	Like the 10 months of rioting that NT...
	No, no, not that chaos.
	The Capitol, where AOC almost died.
	So this is a CBC article 2-2 where they said, it's great that you've made the Proud Boys, neo-Nazis, Proud Boys, neo-Nazi groups.
	Despite zero examples of terrorism in Canada coming from terrorists, and plenty of examples of terrorism in Canada coming from, well, there's really two types of terrorists in Canada.
	There's French separatists that was the FLQ and is now La Muerte.
	No, La.
	La Muerte.
	What are they called again?
	Adam DeVer.
	Keep going down.
	It's like La Muerte.
	I know it sounds Spanish.
	Or maybe it was La Lou the Wolf?
	No.
	I can't remember now.
	He mentions them in the video, right?
	Where he no, they're not included.
	So there's bona fide terrorists in Canada.
	Oh, great.
	There's me.
	But yeah, there's one.
	It's called like Muer.
	M-U-R-M-U-E-R-T-E.
	And they are extremists.
	They're French.
	I think they hate the immigrants coming into Quebec.
	Are you seeing anything?
	What did you look up?
	No, Quebec, Quebec, Quebec, Quebec, Quebec, Quebec, Quebec.
	Maybe I should do it.
	So here's what I'm going to do.
	I'm going to go Quebec.
	Terror Arests.
	And then La Mu E R T E. Maybe add the word wolf.
	I feel like there's a wolf there somewhere.
	And then lone wolf.
	No, don't put wolf in.
	That gives you a bunch of lone wolf stuffs.
	That was dumb.
	So, what are they called?
	Terrorism in Canada, six-killed mosque shooting?
	No, no, no.
	Extremist Quebec.
	Let's try that.
	Extremist Quebec.
	Quebec group.
	Taking a break from the show.
	Powboys, yeah.
	Loop.
	No.
	Okay.
	Look at far-right groups in Quebec.
	Come on.
	It's got to come up here.
	Far-right identitarianism, a political scene in Quebec.
	Vehicles of the new far-right.
	Lamuette.
	M-E-U-T-E.
	Didn't I say that?
	This anti-Islam organization was founded in October by ex-military men from the Canadian Armed Forces.
	Since then, their Facebook followers have grown.
	They have between 40,000 and 60,000 members.
	They are an Islamophobic group.
	But have they done anything bad?
	The anti-Muslim group.
	God, this writing is so bad.
	People have to come into contact with them and curious to participate in hateful Islamophobic exchanges can wind up being radicalized because they don't encounter contrary views.
	Yet this pressure group doesn't.
	So I don't think they've done anything.
	Anyway, sorry for that little delay.
	But none of those groups were mentioned.
	And then someone goes, yeah, they've got a wolf's paw.
	And then someone goes, What about the KKK?
	Like, that's a terrorist group.
	And they said, well, they have not yet met the government's threshold for a terrorist organization.
	Okay, the KKK has not met the threshold.
	Proudboys have.
	The Ku Klux Klan has not.
	They exist in three.
	Each has advocated extremist reactionary positions such as white nationalism, anti-immigration, and especially in later iterations, Nordicism, anti-Semitism, prohibition, right-wing populism, anti-communism, homophobia.
	What's the matter with anti-communism?
	Anti-Catholicism.
	Historically, the first Klan used terrorism.
	Huh.
	Both physical assault and murder against politically active blacks and their allies, Southern United States and 60s.
	All three movements of the KKK have called for the purification of American society, and all are considered right-wing extremists.
	So the Prowboys are worse than the KKK, according to the Canadian government.
	That is what you get here in a reality crisis.
	All right, let's jump over to the mailbag.
	We're running out of time here.
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have a death.
	Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
	Let me touch it.
	So yesterday we were talking about that country singer who was like, come on inside, dudes, to his friends.
	Come on, let's keep partying.
	No, we're going to go home.
	Ah, come on, fucking pussy ass niggas.
	Like, it's a completely irrelevant word in that context.
	He was not being racist.
	In fact, he was sort of doing a jokey rap voice.
	Like, he could have said, come on, guys, let's keep partying.
	Oh, see, you people, hanging's too good for you.
	He was doing an accent.
	He was doing a guy.
	He's fucked now.
	600 stations have dropped him.
	His record label dropped him.
	His career is over.
	Because some neighbor recorded it on their camera and then had to leak it to the cops.
	I think this guy's pro him.
	Some country singer used the dreaded N-word.
	I don't know if I'm going to make it.
	Bad morning, Americans.
	Sorry.
	Jericho Green.
	I'm here with you once again, but this could be the last time.
	I like the audio in cars.
	We have to make it a long trip.
	You get your green gear.
	25.
	All right, we get it.
	So I said, I bet Motley Cruz said that all the time.
	And nothing happened to them.
	That was just a bad word back then.
	And the writer says from a guy named Clifford says, yes.
	Here, Nikki six, six the crowd on a black concert security guard and then calls him the n-word at 45 minutes in.
	45 seconds in?
	45 seconds in.
	See, that context is a bad context.
	That's not a jokey context.
	He's still the bad.
	That is the word at its worst.
	Wow.
	Hey, Gavin, Ryan, a friend of mine on Facebook, lost her mother the other day, and she posted that it left a hole, W-H-O-L-E, in her heart.
	Is it wrong that I no longer feel bad for her?
	Please get back to me so I know whether or not to go to the funeral.
	Love Jenna.
	Don't go to the funeral.
	That woman deserved to die.
	Her daughter was a shitty hole.
	Okay, sorry.
	I'm just joking.
	Yeah, if you're writing about your dead mother, can you just really double check things?
	Well, go on, Gary McDonald's in general.
	So, not sure if you've...
	Wait, is this for Gary?
	Am I Gary McDonald's?
	Yeah, it must be.
	Not sure if you've already talked about this as it's a bit late, but you should check out Death to 2020 if you haven't already.
	There's some minor piss-taking on Biden's crusty ass, but the representation of the right is just painful.
	Nazi soccer mums and a hypocritical Republican politician.
	Samuel L. Jackson says some of the effect of Trump would have worn a mask if it was a white hood.
	How boring are the white hoods getting?
	Yeah, I did watch some of this.
	Hugh Grant's character was so weird.
	Because they weren't afraid of the virus.
	Or fascism.
	COVID-cautious Democrats were more likely to vote by post from the comfort of their liberal elitist homes, wearing a mask and swabbing the pencil down with bleach when they'd finished.
	Advance in-person voting also explodes.
	Lines stretch for miles and Americans stretch for miles.
	I'm a black George Takai.
	Yeah, and there was a pretty big black vote, too, which I think is so great.
	The liberals aren't funny.
	I had to stop watching that.
	It just seems the sarcasm.
	It was like that caller last night.
	He was making fun of me for getting Arnold Schwarzenegger's dad's military service wrong.
	And they have this like, I'm right, and I'm doing a stupid person.
	Thanks for your service.
	Dear Gavin Ryan, there's nothing wrong with your audio.
	There never has been.
	Listened for many years, blah, blah, blah.
	Thank you, sir.
	I got a lot of letters saying the audio is great.
	It's a live show that stinks.
	Hey, Gavin, back in high school wrestling, there was always one or two girls who competed in our conference tournaments.
	There's always lose, lose for us guys.
	If you win, you just beat up a girl.
	If you lose, you lost to a girl who's in your weight class.
	I'm sparring tomorrow.
	And if she's there, I got to say, things have been weird between us since I punched her in the head four times.
	They say there's two kinds of guys in the world, guys who've been punched in the face and guys who haven't.
	Maybe there's two types of girls In the world.
	We don't go like this.
	Hi, Gavin.
	Ready for your workout?
	Okay.
	I'm not letting you win anymore.
	Like, imagine your son.
	You play fight with your son.
	He's like, hi, dad, time for play fighting.
	They always used to, when they were little kids, they always go, let's fight on mommy's bed.
	Let's fight on mommy's bed when they were like three and four.
	And so I would punch them and throw them down.
	And then they would get, their only, and I'd have to let them do this, but their only way to win was to somehow get behind me.
	And if they could get like one of my shoulders down, then they could get me face down on the bed.
	And then once I'm face down, they can jump on my back, like sitting ass first on my back and kick me in the head.
	And they can get some good stuff in.
	But it's all about getting the monster down.
	And why is it mommy's bed?
	It's my bed, too.
	I sleep there.
	Also, back in junior high, there were about seven minutes in a 24-hour day without a boner, which complicates matters when you're grappling a girl.
	Something up to this point you've been desperately trying to pull off.
	And then he ends it with, I once witnessed a bro permanently lose his vim and virility when he was soundly beaten by a woman's Olympic wrestling candidate.
	He never really recovered after that and basically just played video games 20 hours a day through college.
	Dad, don't let your daughters wrestle, please.
	You could have an aneurysm on a toilet.
	You never know.
	All right, this guy wants us to watch until the very end.
	The best bit may be the last second.
	This better be good.
	Oh, it's Kyle Dunne.
	Okay, that I can handle.
	Hey, look who it is, Bennifer Shrimpo.
	It's me, Jiraco Biden.
	I hear you're a very talented Trans Am.
	Okay, I'm confused.
	You called the Ben Shapiro show.
	I'm Ben Shapiro.
	I don't know who Bennifer Shrimpo is.
	Also, I'm not a Trans Am.
	That's a car.
	I'm a human man.
	Darn right, you're a man.
	Who cares what you're born with?
	And congratulations, I just signed a Mexican order.
	So a Sexedon border.
	You can play hockey with the girls now.
	Okay, I'm sick of explaining this to everyone.
	I am fully biologically male.
	I was born with one set of reproductive organs, and they are fully male.
	Now want your point about hockey.
	Not interested.
	Look, look, look, I need your vote.
	I got a big erection coming up against a bad dude, dull duck.
	He's got no pants, man.
	Orange legs.
	If you're referring to the election we just had that you won, you won that.
	And to be clear, it was not against a cartoon duck.
	Hey, come on, give me a chance.
	America needs to heal.
	That's why we're here, oh.
	Because black people are just as fat as white girls.
	Same as transgengers?
	That makes absolutely...
	Black people are just as fat as white girls.
	Same as transjengas.
	That makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.
	No, I mean that.
	I was the first college in my family to go to the moon.
	Look, look, look.
	Okay, he's falling asleep.
	There's lots to unpack here, but before I do, I need to thank our friends at Sherry's Berry's.
	Sherry's Berry's.
	Give the gift of berries dipped in chocolate.
	It's fine.
	Jew hat!
	And.
	Man, he's great.
	He is the best.
	It's almost slapstick level, undeniable funny funny.
	It's just fucking...
	And I don't think imitations are funny usually.
	Imitations.
	He is a very difficult imitation.
	Speaking of which...
	Wait, it's the script.
	Vice Principal under Barack Obama?
	No, Barack Toboggan.
	Yeah.
	Hey, I was vice president under Barack Tobaggin.
	Uh-oh.
	This is him last year with a talking role.
	Uh-oh.
	Well, I'd have to undergo a New York Stock Exchange review, and then I'd either buy or lease a seat on the exchange.
	It's how you become a member.
	Buy, what's it cost?
	Almost 200 grand now.
	200 grand for a seat.
	Well, it comes with a membership.
	It's all about the bathrooms.
	Oh, no.
	Well, you got a piss on the street?
	Dad.
	I can see mannerisms, but the voice is not good.
	Oh, no.
	The voice is a terrible actor.
	With the whole...
	Yeah, but look at him.
	I'm reciting the script and trying to drag it out.
	I can see the words.
	I don't just want to say the words normally, so.
	You know how it is.
	I'm on the stock exchange.
	That's the way.
	He does not have it.
	And acting is easy.
	Jimmy's father is my boss.
	Jimmy's father.
	I talked about that before he leads your sack harbor.
	I'll walk with you.
	Wait here.
	Oh, no.
	Just meet you, Mr. I'll walk with you.
	He reminds me of a guy at my bar who's special.
	Oh.
	That was a bummer.
	Oh, my God.
	Let's hope he really hams it up for...
	Hey, Mr. McKinnis.
	I'm Ryan.
	I am Jewish, and I've been reading a little about MTG and not totally convinced that she really said anything bona fide anti-Semitic that would really warrant a reaction.
	I'm inclined to agree.
	Now, this is why they brought up Proud Boys to Trump during the debates, because now, if he says anything good, he's responsible for some fuckface in Oklahoma that says $6 million wasn't enough.
	So I'm treading lightly here where I say I'm inclined to believe that MTG didn't say anything that bad.
	But, you know, we've combed through it.
	She said that some of these things could have been a false flag, which I'm not really, that's not really my world, the false flag world.
	But I'm told it doesn't mean that Sandy Hook didn't happen.
	It means that it was like some guy was paid to shoot them up and then some other guy was paid to take the fall and that kind of stuff.
	Which theories are good.
	It makes people do research.
	How else are you going to find out if that's true?
	The stupid Israeli and Jewish news are running with it without mentioning any direct quotes.
	But then again, any mention of Jews by famous people is enough to warrant an article.
	I've been reading these papers for years.
	This guy's sounding like an Israeli.
	And his email is in courier, which usually implies a different country.
	You love that font.
	My opinion, though, is unless Omar or Talib get kicked off their assignments, Omar is on the Foreign Affairs Committee, you don't get to take one of ours down.
	MTG said some weird things, but nothing remotely close to what Linda Sarsur, Talib, and Omar have said.
	All people endorsed by Dems.
	In addition, Biden brought in someone to his cabinet who defended suicide bombers and appointed as the intelligence liaison between the Pentagon and the White House a guy named Mar Batar, who is a Palestinian and led BDS groups and Students for Justice in Palestine,
	a group that basically just harasses anyone who has a Jewish last name on college campus.
	My opinion is unity and demand equality until they condemn the real threats.
	Groukpers still creep me out though, and I think many are actual anti-Semites.
	But MTG doesn't seem related to them like you're more than a friend.
	See, this is why I'm known as anti-Semitic, because the Jews I know are like Israeli and Orthodox, and when they say things like the stupid Israeli and Jewish news, I repeat it because that's how I think.
	And I'm talking about Horetz and these insane liberal fucking papers in Israel.
	When you read the papers in Israel, the left-wing papers in Israel, it sounds like David Duke.
	Like if it was up to Horetz, Horetz even said fighting Antifa is anti-Semitic because I guess there's Jews in Antifa.
	Guys, guys, Antifa's pro-Palestine.
	They want you dead.
	They want Israel bulldozed.
	And that's what Horetz is.
	They're ethnomasochists.
	They want no borders, no wall, no Israel at all.
	I just got mad talking about that.
	I guess because I'm known as an anti-Semite for defending Israel.
	Please react to my original song about jihad.
	Verse 1 starts at 109.
	Okay.
	Let's see what we got here.
	Giddy up 109.
	You're crazy.
	How do you let your woman call?
	Sucks.
	Thanks for wasting our time with your garbage.
	Stuart, read the article and watch the link.
	Mental shit.
	Oh, okay.
	Well, we actually have this, and I've been reluctant to show it.
	But, oh, is it on the internet?
	Okay, that's good.
	1.5 million views.
	Let's jump ahead to the final video.
	Because that's what it is.
	Speaking of the show being pretty tight, there's been a pretty tight up.
	Hell yeah?
	It's pretty dang good.
	I'm glad that clip was shown.
	I feel like a lot of people a lot of subscribers wouldn't watch that normally, but you walk it through.
	I would never watch that.
	And it was an important watch.
	It's an important watch.
	It's a good lesson.
	So we're about to warn you that two people are about to be killed.
	No, go to the 2-4, the Daily Mail.
	Apparently three.
	Shit.
	Well, the third person committed suicide, Ryan.
	That's still a dead person.
	Shut the fuck up.
	So in Pennsylvania, this couple was accused of putting snow in another guy's lawn.
	Now, when you look at the pictures, it doesn't look like there's a big pile of snow in his lawn.
	So I think what it might have been is this guy finished his driveway and it went out to the road and everything was great.
	And then the neighbor plowed the whole main road.
	And we know when that happens, you make little snowbanks.
	So at the base of this guy's road, all of a sudden he had a snowbank after he had already shoveled all the snow.
	There's been a lot of shoveling going on here in New York and the Northeast.
	So I'm sure Pennsylvania got the same kind of snow we did, which has been quite a bit.
	And we showed you that.
	Remember, we brought the snow to the show.
	God, you guys are lucky.
	So we have the footage of the actual shooting with the audio and everything.
	If you don't want to see this, no, no, no, show the other thing.
	The video I sent you.
	Okay.
	I told you to pick it up.
	If you don't want to see two people die, then don't watch this.
	It's really fucking horrible and scary and it's going to give you nightmares.
	I might have to be pushed out of it.
	Yeah.
	Move it over.
	Because a lot of action happens right here.
	I don't like to use the word action.
	Okay, that's good.
	That's good.
	All right.
	So please leave the room.
	Take your kids out of the room.
	This is fucking horrible.
	And so my theory is the guy in the top driveway is the guy who gets real mad.
	And I think when they say they put snow on his lawn, which is what all the news is saying, I think it just means that snowbank at the base.
	He didn't like that they had done that when they did the whole main road, which is a dumb thing to be mad about because that road had to be paved anyway.
	Go ahead and fuck it.
	Motherfucker, you go fuck your shit, you fuck.
	Once again, we have a woman jumping in the mix, escalating the situation.
	And now he has to get out in front of it.
	In the two Proud Boy stabbings, November 4th and December 14th, November 4th, it was Bevlyn Beattie who jumped in there and said, oh, fuck no, you ain't stabbing nobody.
	And started grabbing at their knives and stuff.
	And that's why everyone got stabbed.
	And then on December 13th, that weird black dude with the knife came out in front of Harry's.
	And instead of allowing them to de-escalate and say, what are you doing here, dude?
	Come on.
	Are you going to stab us?
	She runs up.
	Oh, fuck, no, we ain't doing this.
	And she rips his Antifa mask off.
	And the next thing you know, four people get stabbed.
	We got to stop empowering women and telling them that they're badasses.
	Stop making them cops.
	Stop making movies like Atomic Blonde.
	These women have never been punched in the face.
	And I don't want them punched in the face.
	So can you just like, I'm actually changing my theory.
	You see the top there?
	I think they're shoveling like long ways across And then it's piling up on the front of his lawn there.
	Do you know what I'm talking about?
	So they're going from like the red car across the road, right?
	And then it's flumph, it's going up on that snowbank there, which shouldn't be an issue.
	But he's pissed off about it.
	Call me a scummy motherfucker.
	Step out here.
	I'll knock your ass out.
	Motherfucker.
	Fuck you.
	Fuck you, you fucking scum.
	I'm gonna have your life living hell living here, dickhead.
	What?
	You heard me.
	Fuck you, you fucking scum.
	You would probably get a fucking scumbag.
	You don't fucking fucking stop.
	He's got a scum.
	Pussy, fuck you.
	Oh, did you hear that?
	I think he said he's got a gun.
	He's got a gun out.
	He's a pussy.
	Oh, no.
	Come on, people.
	You see someone with a gun in an altercation like that?
	Run.
	Run.
	I'm not even sure.
	Run inside.
	Yeah, probably run inside.
	Get the fuck out of there.
	Don't keep shoveling and calling him a pussy.
	Like, what's happening to the world's mentality here?
	Pussy, pussy, pussy.
	Go ahead.
	Go ahead.
	Go ahead.
	Ooh there.
	Go ahead.
	So, go ahead.
	Go ahead.
	She yells at him.
	And then he shoots once and the guy goes like this.
	What are you, fucking Wonder Woman?
	You're going to deflect the bullets?
	Go ahead.
	Ooh, there.
	Go ahead.
	Look at that.
	He just stands there.
	He just stands there like it's a firecracker.
	I got to see that again.
	What the hell's going on, dude?
	Like, your ego is a little large.
	What are you...
	General butt naked?
	You're impervious to bullets?
	How did she live?
	How did she fucking...
	She must have like no ear or something.
	He shot her in the head.
	Right.
	Oh, my God.
	You can sort of see the blood around her.
	Hip, listen to this.
	You alright?
	If you hear gunshots, call 911 immediately.
	You okay?
	Yeah, I'm good.
	What happened?
	Who cares?
	What happened?
	Call 911.
	What happened?
	No, call 911.
	Go get my phone.
	How many times have they had to say, call 911?
	Did he say go get my gun or call 911?
	Or go get my phone?
	Go back, go back.
	Are you okay?
	No, you didn't go back far enough.
	Go back more.
	Go get my phone.
	Phone, phone.
	You should go get your gun too if you got one.
	It's about to get a whole lot worse.
	What is that on the air 15?
	Look at this.
	This is horrible.
	Look away.
	So she's dead.
	Lord knows how she survived.
	So then he goes back into the house and kills himself.
	Do they have that?
	You'll see a flash, maybe?
	You got called a pussy one too many times.
	What's that sound?
	Somebody's foaming?
	Yep.
	This 911's not picking up.
	12 seconds left.
	I don't know if you hear the gunshot or what.
	We've got 12 seconds.
	What happened?
	That's it.
	Oh.
	Okay, we got to cleanse the palate.
	Man, no kidding.
	That's fucking intense.
	What's the moral there, though?
	Try to de-escalate.
	If you see a gun, don't fucking.
	Well, there's a couple here.
	Try to de-escalate in a situation.
	Like, calm down, Barry.
	It's a bit of snow on your lawn.
	Fuck you.
	Okay, what?
	Do you want to fight?
	Is that what it is?
	You want to fight?
	You want me to get the snow off your lawn?
	No, like, fuck you, motherfucker, you pussy.
	So that's one lesson.
	See if you can get it down.
	And then if he wants to fight, make sure he's there in front of you and doesn't have a gun on him.
	And then part two, the second you see him storm into his garage and come back with anything, if he storms in his garage and close the door, you go, all right, that's done.
	If he storms in his garage, he's tinkering out for something, he comes back, run, run.
	He probably would have gone to their house and started shooting in their house.
	He fatally shot himself inside the house as police arrived.
	Oh, Stanley's probably much longer.
	Police, what are the police going to do?
	Solve the crime?
	Run and stop the bullets?
	Call the police.
	Yeah, okay, get a report.
	It's like that thing in the lobby of your fag zone building where she still has the note up saying, as you can see, this is on local police paper.
	We have filed a report.
	It's with the police, so you probably want to return the package.
	Okay, honey, play it through.
	Hi, here's Amazon saying, a printout from Amazon showing that it was delivered, but it's not there.
	Okay, do you have any security camera footage?
	No.
	Even if they did.
	Okay.
	Let's pretend she did.
	Oh, yes, I have a picture of him.
	It's crystal clear.
	Okay.
	And what'd you like me to do now?
	Go door to door in concentric circles around the address, going to every house and saying, is this you?
	Is this you?
	Is this you?
	Do we even want our police force doing that?
	What the fuck?
	Oh, what was that?
	We are coming for you.
	That was the Rufio one.
	Right, but I don't think we showed it.
	We are coming for them.
	Feds charge West Coast Prowboys leader.
	They didn't say that about Antifa.
	There was no we are coming for them then.
	Okay, so this is a fight in the hood I saw.
	And I just want to tell everyone, I know a lot of people in the hood in the south side of Chicago and Baltimore, a lot of gangbangers watch this show.
	Guys, when you're recording, like, look at that thing we just watched.
	We had another 15 seconds to try to comprehend what we just saw.
	Stop pausing the recording at the best part.
	It's the worst video that you get the most of.
	What are you doing?
	I just introduced the other final video.
	2-3.
	I'm pontificating.
	Instead of doing your job?
	No, while I wait for it to load.
	Oh.
	Just so that way there's no silence.
	Deks it out.
	Bang.
	And then you take it away from me?
	I want to know if that guy was knocked unconscious.
	Wait, his hair fell off.
	Look.
	Like, there he's got all these loopy dreads.
	And then when he gets up, he's got a tight afro.
	You know, that's a wallop when your dreads fall off.
	Mama had a baby and his dreads popped off.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.
	And never stop fighting.

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