Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #84 | PROUD BOYS ARE TERRORISTS, EH? (Part 1)

Feb. 4, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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GOML LIVE #84 | PROUD BOYS ARE TERRORISTS, EH? (Part 1)

How can this not be the end of the club? It’s illegal to buy a Proud Boys hat in Canada because you’d be funding terrorism. Are you allowed to drink a beer with a Fred Perry on. This is just the beginning, folks. Soon everyone to the right of Stalin is going to be on a watchlist. Also, what did Marjorie Taylor Greene actually say and why did the right ignore the funeral of Officer Sicknick?

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	It kind of turns me on when she's licking on my stones.
	Now that could be balls or it could be jewelry around your neck.
	I don't think that would turn me on.
	I think I would laugh.
	To lick jewelry.
	You got jewelry here with like a big medallion and some girls on top of you just going.
	You go, what are you doing?
	That video, that's Lil Uzi Vert, who just had a $25 million diamond implanted into his forehead.
	I'm not kidding.
	Has a video called Dranking and Smoking.
	And this was his last hit.
	It's from early July.
	I mean, sorry, January, just last month.
	And in the beginning, the setup for the videos, they're in a mansion with 16 rooms and six chicks per room.
	And they're stripping and stuff.
	Now, say I was a single man.
	There, there he is.
	Turn it up.
	Hey.
	All right, yeah, just pull up on me.
	I got like six women.
	Is that impressive?
	Gucci slides?
	No.
	I see people with Gucci slides all the time.
	Yeah, every black high school.
	Everyone has Gucci slides.
	All right, God bless you.
	Hey, your robot is.
	So, 16 rooms, 60 chicks.
	So you're a single man, you go there.
	You fornicate like once, right?
	Probably as soon as you get there, you're going to be pretty horned up with ladies everywhere.
	Now you're not horny anymore.
	Now I want to just talk and the music's too loud.
	And why are all these chicks here?
	Can you get them out of here?
	Like, this does not look fun to me.
	And what is it?
	It's like a giant, if there's 16 rooms with six girls per room, You're going to a giant fuck hotel.
	Does that sound appealing?
	Maybe if you just got out of jail, yes.
	You go somewhere else after that.
	You'd be like, all right.
	I'd be like, all right, this music's loud.
	I already got laid.
	I'm going to go to a dive bar.
	I got a lot of shit to think about.
	The world's fucking nuts.
	I have to participate in my life.
	You know, they really are.
	Women own these rappers, that's not really, that's not thug at all.
	I don't know who owns whom in this scenario.
	And this song sucks.
	My idea is to make instrumentals and go like man on the street and be like, you like trap music?
	Be like, yeah, Lilivert is dope.
	I'll just play instrumentals.
	Be like, what song is this?
	I'd be like, Drake?
	No.
	I made it.
	By the way, people were complaining about the sound on Three Hunks.
	Yeah, Three Hunks has been re-uploaded.
	But what was the problem?
	The audio processing needed to be louder.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, right now.
	Are you making the same mistake right as we speak?
	No, no, no, that's all in post.
	That's all in post.
	So what did you do?
	Because that was the day that you were incredibly dumb.
	I think, well, wasn't it?
	It ended in a why.
	The day.
	I'm always.
	No, you were off.
	When I picked you up and we went to that house.
	Yeah.
	I guess I was dumb.
	I woke up real late.
	Maybe you had Lyme disease.
	Maybe I had a flare.
	Yeah.
	It had a flare.
	Because you don't seem as stupid today.
	Thanks.
	I haven't had much of a chance to.
	Like I was talking about when people shovel driveways, it's expensive up in the burbs in Westchester.
	And you go, oh, yeah.
	And I go, yeah, like they'll charge you like $120.
	Oh, my God.
	And then I go, the range is maybe 80 to 120.
	So you go, I'll just do it myself.
	Wait, you didn't say that yet?
	I said 80 to 120.
	Yes.
	And you go, so the going rate is like 50?
	Well, no, like the fair price.
	What's a fair price?
	Like a neighborhood rate, like what we would do in the Bronx?
	For like kids.
	Like kids pick up a shovel, like, hey, I'll do your yard for like a while.
	No, kids don't do it anymore, though.
	It's Mexicans.
	I remember I used to do it.
	Certainly you did, too.
	But what is a fair rate?
	Let's say your neighbor.
	Okay, that's not what you were saying, though.
	That's what I meant.
	No, you meant going rate.
	What a fair rate would be, I would imagine.
	30 bucks.
	Minimum wage is 15 bucks an hour.
	You know, it should be minimum wage.
	You're doing a stupid job and you're not paying any tax, and it probably takes you two hours.
	So say there's two kids doing it at the same time.
	No, they could do it in an hour, depending on the snow.
	So two kids, they should get 15 bucks.
	Give them a $5 tip, $20 each.
	But that's not happening anywhere around here.
	I think it's $20.
	In any part of the Northeast whatsoever.
	It would be probably three.
	Say it was white teenagers.
	They'd probably be three of them, and you'd have to give $100 total.
	That whole shit.
	It's just like crazy.
	There was a diversity sign.
	There's like, oh, diversity rules.
	And then the homeowner, the white guy, is just like showing the Mexicans where to plow.
	It's like, oh, here's my diversity.
	It's exactly what you said.
	They like their food.
	They like the service.
	Oh, the suburbs around New York are very diverse in the day with their black maids and their Mexican landscapers, or I should say Hispanic landscapers and their various ethnic contractors.
	But around 8 p.m., it becomes completely white.
	But no one can see their signs at that time.
	Wait, we're not done with little Uzi Vert, though.
	I wasn't kidding.
	He put a $25 million.
	I forgot to put this in the notes.
	He put a $25 million diamond in his head.
	And you could probably tell from that video, the guy has an IQ of a fish.
	And I guess this is so he doesn't get robbed?
	What?
	That looks pretty easy just to pop off, too.
	Yeah.
	Unless that's the front and the backing is like a long steel bar that goes like this underneath their skin.
	I feel like I could just pop that off or cut it off.
	Dude, you're like a gangster rapper, whatever they're called today.
	You're a target, and you're one sharp knife away from someone getting $25 million.
	Oh, they're saying he's like Vision because Vision had a stone in his head.
	Well, that's the problem with the national IQ these days.
	If someone sees a diamond here, they don't think of like third eye or anything remotely interesting.
	They just go straight to Marvel.
	That's our range.
	Marvel.
	Are there any more tweets there?
	That's not funny.
	Keep going.
	Yeah, look at Marvel.
	Comic book.
	Nice cannon of resources.
	It also looks like a pussy.
	You have a pussy on your forehead.
	What does that mean?
	I like pussy.
	That's him before.
	None of your shitloads.
	Oh, Instagram.
	Let's go to his Instagram.
	The source.
	The source.
	Are you on Brave?
	Maybe you should be on Chrome.
	And you've got to set up an Instagram account if you're going to be doing this job.
	I got it.
	Censored.tv Instagram.
	People should be on that.
	Look at that.
	That's a pussy.
	Yeah, it does look like a pussy.
	He's a fuckhead.
	There's inside stuff that looks pussyish.
	Oh, my God.
	So is some of it hanging out?
	That looks like botfly larvae.
	Do you know what botfly larvae is?
	Yeah, it's gross.
	Just pull that up on YouTube so people can see.
	A bot fly, they're usually around Central America.
	We would get them in Costa Rica there all the time.
	And they lay eggs in your head or in a cow's belly usually.
	And then the eggs hatch, and then this fluorescent yellow.
	No, no, sorry, eventually a fly comes out and flies away.
	But what you do if you get them is you put Vaseline on your head, and then they can't, they start suffocating, so then they work their way out to breathe.
	So, in other words, and this is in my book, Death of the Cool, you're its mother.
	You gave birth, you're a surrogate mother to a fly.
	That's your child.
	As an entomologist, I had this initially also in the news, not in the news.
	Today's book from this is just 2018, and it seems so prescient and so long ago at the same time.
	How the liberal mob ruined science, journalism, and Hollywood Outrage Inc. by Derek Hunter.
	I had him on my old show on the Blaze, and he does a really good job of covering the sort of industry we have of feigned outrage, really.
	These people aren't actually outraged.
	Like, they talk about violence.
	Okay, so your sense of divence.
	But then, when they see black-on-black crime or they see riots with that Antifa, they say, Well, you know, who said riots have to be peaceful?
	As Chris Cuomo said, So it's totally insincere, it's manufactured outrage.
	And Derek, I wouldn't be recommending this if he wasn't a fantastic writer.
	I think he drinks too much soda if I was to come up with a criticism of him, and that's making him fat.
	That's Kurt Chilling.
	Okay, it's in this episode somewhere.
	Oh, good, it's on the site because they gave me all the old CR-TV stuff.
	All right, it's time to drop the bomb.
	No FBI, that's him there.
	No FBI.
	I don't mean literally drop the bomb, please.
	I know you're watching now.
	We always joke to the FBI on our texts.
	Hey, guys.
	So, Canada, this, let me go back a bit.
	This guy, Jarmeet Singh, he runs the NDP, which is like the Green Party.
	It's the AOC party of Canada.
	And normally they'd be seen as a joke, but Canada's woke, so they're taken seriously.
	He, after, well, actually, for a while now, but especially after January 6th, he started pushing this narrative that Proud Boys need to be deemed a domestic terrorist organization.
	I believe this is because Jarmeet himself is known as a radical Sikh extremist, and I believe he's not allowed into India.
	Now, for some strange reason, this Sikh sees himself and Muslims as the same kind of thing.
	Muslims killed a million Sikhs.
	I don't know why you're pals.
	Is it because you're both brown?
	But I guess it's that simple.
	So Jarmeed is like, I hate when I look at terrorist lists and I just see brown guys that look like me.
	I want to diversify terrorism.
	This is my theory for the motive.
	So he kept pushing it hard and said, Look, the founders from Canada, me, and they stormed the capital, ergo, Canada has a terrorism problem.
	Well, I quit many years ago.
	Don't go to rallies.
	The picture that was showing me at a rally, that's at Berkeley, where I read Ann Coulter's speech on her behalf after she had been censored.
	I'm not a rally guy.
	I don't get it.
	I went to protest when I was 18, but like the flak jackets and the fucking plates and all that, it's not my cup of tea.
	Yeah, that was not a rally.
	They make it look like I'm saying, whoop who I'm saying Uhuru, which is a joke based on Kadzi Kadzo, the black Hitler.
	So let's just go to the declaration 1-1 today.
	we have placed 13 new groups on that list including four ideologically motivated violent extremist groups those four groups include the adam waffen division the base okay stop the proud boys and remember they won't shut up about adam waffen and the base remember Remember, we looked those up.
	So in both cases, they appeared.
	Well, the base appeared to be, and I have to be careful now because I know feds and lawyers are watching.
	The base appeared to be.
	Oh, shit, our sponsors.
	Uh-oh.
	Can you print those out?
	Sure can.
	The base appeared to be a honey trap, I believe it's called.
	Honeypot, yep.
	Where they say, honeypot, where they say, man, this country's fucked up.
	We've got to do something.
	We've got to kidnap the governor or something.
	We've got to do this, do that.
	And eventually people go, yeah, I'm in.
	I do know that I've never seen the base in the news.
	I've never seen them carry out anything unlike the other brown terrorist groups listed.
	And then I looked up.
	So that appears to be just an online thing.
	When was the last time you heard yet another bombing by the base?
	Although we did just have a bombing at a Christian church that no one's talking about.
	That kind of terrorism is uncomfortable.
	And then Adam Waffen, we look up, and it seems to be four kind of incel types at a random college, and they go, they have been associated with many deaths.
	And then you look up the deaths, and it's like one of them converted to Islam.
	The others were mad at him for that, so they shot him.
	So that's one of the deaths.
	And then another death was like he was mad at his girlfriend's parents for saying they couldn't be together, so he shot them.
	But the media reports it as, you know, tons of shootings and deaths surrounding them.
	Yeah, who, what?
	Where, when, why?
	The five W's.
	So that, they just made them a big thing.
	And you'd hear the member Antifa would always say, Andy No creates kill lists for Adam Waffen.
	Okay, that sounds terrible.
	How many people that Andy No has exposed have they killed?
	Can we have some quantifiable numbers here?
	That's the crazy thing about this announcement is they put Proud Boys next to real deal terrorists with body counts.
	What's the Proud Boys body count?
	Antifa has a body count.
	Remember?
	When you add up all the Antifa who have killed themselves because they were facing court dates that Antifa pushed them to, and like that guy who got shot after shooting the MAGA supporter, Bishop, that Michael guy.
	Yeah, there we did.
	So go back to that.
	So we have a death toll, an Antifa death toll of nine.
	And remember, there was an Antifa shooting.
	And like this guy, William Van Spronsen, he had been brainwashed by Antifa.
	He went to ICE to do a mass shooting.
	They shot him first.
	I count that as an Antifa shooting.
	That's an Antifa death.
	Or this guy, Charlie Landeros, he went to pick up his kid at school with a gun.
	The cop said, what are you doing with a gun here?
	He was like, die, pig.
	So they shot him.
	Nathan Hose killed himself because he was facing felony charges for a riot that Antifa pushed him to.
	Heather Heyer, blame Antifa because they spooked the driver.
	That one's somewhat controversial.
	Anyway, you have all these deaths.
	He admitted it, though.
	The guy admitted that he did that.
	Where's the Proud Boy death count?
	Well, it's coming.
	Oh, I guess they'd say the five people who died at the Capitol.
	Never mind the 19 and the BLM right.
	That's crazy logic.
	That's like someone at the Capitol was wearing a Knights of Columbus, had a Knights of Columbus membership, and then some totally different person threw a fire extinguisher, hit a cop's head, and then Knights of Columbus now are a terrorist organization that got a cop killed.
	That would never hold up in court.
	I will say, though, in defense of the left, it is kind of weird how the left didn't cover the death of that cop, SickNick.
	This is 1-8.
	If you watched MSNBC, CNN, you'd see the funeral of SickNick.
	If you watch Fox News, right-wing media, you wouldn't see it.
	That's fucked up.
	Poor show there, righties.
	All black lives matter, no matter who killed them.
	I saw this year 45 cops have died in gunfire.
	13 have died in vehicular assault.
	I couldn't find any cops who have died, besides that retired sheriff who have died in the Antifa BLM. riots.
	There's probably been about 30 people that have been killed in those riots.
	I don't think any of them are cops.
	But yeah, we have to report on all cops.
	Although there have been 700 cops injured at the Antifa BLM riots.
	And yeah.
	And then we just had that FBI woman shot.
	You know what?
	This is 1.9.
	So they were investigating a child porn ring.
	And she shot her through the door.
	I cannot find a fucking picture of this guy.
	His name's David Huber.
	That's pretty unusual.
	I can't find the whole, no, that's the 700 injured.
	We're now over to 2-0.
	I can't find a picture of this dude.
	Why is that?
	Yeah.
	What kind of name is Huber?
	Is that Hispanic?
	It could be Scandinavian.
	One of my friends said, this sounds really fishy, just throwing a child porn thing on there.
	And like, what kind of child porn guy sits there with guns waiting for the FBI to scoop him?
	I don't know.
	Plenty of them.
	I watched that movie Contraland last night, hoping to get some kind of a big picture on this child trafficking thing.
	It started with an, I don't want to call it entrapment, but a to catch a predator type of thing, which is good.
	Do that.
	But I'm more interested in the trafficking rings.
	Then they go down to the border where we're told that the Mexicans are bringing over all these kids.
	I didn't see any.
	And then they go to the history of pedophilia and say it was started by this guy whose name I forget.
	Okay, that's all good and dandy, but I still am seeing truckloads of kids being caught and they're being used as prostitutes.
	Where do they come from?
	What's their ethnicity?
	Where are their parents?
	Who's organizing all this?
	Is it MS-13?
	It's a giant black hole in modern reporting.
	Anyway, let's get back to the Proud Boys thing.
	This thing, too, by the way.
	There's a lot of...
	I think a lot of it would come from Asia and then South America, too.
	But this later...
	Yeah, that's Muslims.
	Who cares?
	Just kidding.
	But yeah, that's China, the way China treats Muslims.
	That's not a concern of mine.
	Yes, it's one of their many human rights violations.
	I'm more concerned with the sex slaves in America.
	But go back to the old guy talking about Proud Boys.
	The Russian Imperial Movement.
	The Proud Boys.
	You'll notice, by the way, you have to Google all of these.
	The Russian Imperial Movement?
	What the fuck?
	Have you ever, every time I looked them up today, by the way, to see like, what are they up to?
	Where's their base?
	And it was always the Proud Boys thing.
	It was this.
	This is the biggest thing they've done.
	It's been added to this list.
	Russian Imperial Movement.
	Okay.
	Russian imperialists are going to get us.
	The base, the Proud Boys, and the Russian Imperial Movement.
	We also recognize that other forms.
	One does not fit in there.
	Like all these serious badass people.
	Only do you see the Islamic groups?
	They're Al-Qaeda.
	I'm Osama bin Laden now.
	I started a group that's on the same list as Al-Qaeda.
	So I heard that they were going to fight it in court.
	But first of all, this is why that's going to be almost impossible.
	A, you take them to court and you go, that allegation is bullshit.
	There's no evidence.
	And they go, let me see your evidence.
	They go, we can't show you the evidence because it's a matter of national security.
	Oh, well, how do we defend ourselves in court then?
	How do they defend themselves in court?
	I haven't been in the group for two years.
	I said don't go to January 6th.
	It's a pinned tweet on censored.tv.
	And then the other problem is whoever wants to put their face on that, you better be a black Muslim billionaire because you're going to be scrutinized as white supremacist terrorists for, I mean, you're basically saying investigate the living shit out of me and go through all my social media and see if you can find one thing violent.
	Thirdly, what is evidence?
	Like, they go on Telegram and some moronic 18-year-old goes, we should fucking kill Nancy Pelosi, the fucking bitch.
	Like on some random convo?
	Is that now evidence of planning insurrection?
	What's like, what's someone talking shit and what's a plan?
	I think the majority of the stuff I've heard, and I'm not talking about Proud Boys now, I'm talking about that when they're going to kidnap the governor, was just guys talking shit.
	But anyway, that doesn't matter in this political theater that is clown world.
	Violent extremism remains a serious concern, such as those motivated by religion or political.
	Five Daesh affiliates have also been added now to this list, which include the Islamic State of West Africa province, Islamic State in the Greater Sahara, Islamic State in Libya, Islamic State East Asia, and the Islamic State Bangladesh.
	In addition, three al-Qaeda affiliates are also being added, including the Proudhon.
	Proud Boy's peers, according to Dusra al-Islam wala Musalim, the Front deliberation to Messina, and Sardin.
	And finally, we are also adding one international terrorist group, the Hezbollah Mujadeen.
	This update hopefully sends a strong message that Canada will not tolerate ideological, religious, or politically motivated acts of violence.
	They are all hateful, intolerant, and as we have seen, they can be dangerous.
	We also know to recruit people with military experience to leverage their training.
	Wait, says who?
	We know they recruit people with military experience.
	Maybe military experience are attracted to the groups.
	Like Proud Boys in that.
	Like, where do they go to military bases?
	Hey, come here.
	You got any purple hearts?
	Yeah, I have two.
	I want you to check out this men's club.
	There's no recruiting.
	In fact, with that club, and I assume this is true because it was true when I was there, we were like anti-recruiting.
	It was trying to get the numbers low and making sure there's no Antifa and stuff, pushing people away.
	There's no like going down alleyways or going to the boxing gym, going to the military base.
	Hey, pss, recruiting.
	Islam recruits.
	Countering this group has become an important priority for the government of Canada.
	Good.
	In Canada, our public safety and national security.
	By the way, this is the same country that awarded terrorist Omar Kader with $10 million as a sari because they figured he had a rough time at Guantanamo.
	And why was he in Guantanamo?
	Because he murdered a Canadian military guy and blinded another.
	One was American, one was Canadian.
	But he had a rough time.
	Okay.
	Let's focus on Adam Waffen, shall we?
	I bet there's no Adam Waffen in Canada.
	Maybe not.
	I bet it's not even a thing.
	I bet it doesn't even exist anymore.
	I bet it was a whim of some weirdos at some college three years ago.
	But I'm told that this can lead to things like You can't have a Proud Boys bank account, which I don't think there is, but you can't sell Proud Boys merch.
	And if you buy it, you're donating to terrorism.
	So that's the end of Enrique stores and all that.
	Fine with me.
	And I think what it's really about is if there's a transgression, like a fight, and it's on, you know, near near a political institution, then they can take that and blow it up into something nuts.
	So if you're remotely affiliated with the Proud Boys, don't jaywalk.
	If you get caught with anything, if you get caught dealing pot, you're probably in an illegal drug cartel that's raising money for a terrorist group.
	Next thing you know, you get 20 years for a joint.
	By the way, speaking of the Capitol invasion, AOC was nowhere near it.
	AOC Small A is trending on Twitter.
	She was, I don't even think, a stone's throw away.
	Sorry, this is 1-7.
	Gotcha.
	But she talked about how she was scared of the officer and she had been raped and she thought she was going to die.
	And then she said, she even went so far, I remember as saying your constituents talking to Republicans had tried to have me, no, you tried to have your constituents kill me.
	But like her only argument is that I heard there was a storm in the Capitol and I was scared way over in my office.
	Okay, there's a pube of an argument there.
	But then once you find out they weren't there and weren't interested in going near you, you can't stop talking about how they were there to kill you.
	Look at that.
	That looks like quite a little walk.
	Doesn't it?
	Yeah, that's the evil.
	If I was at the House office building and I was dying for a piss and the only bathroom at the U.S. Capitol, I would be worried about getting at least a shot spot.
	Yeah, I'd go to the James Madison building.
	I would be trotting.
	No, the only option is the U.S. Capitol.
	Oh, here I am.
	I'm being a terrorist.
	I'm trying to send people to the U.S. Capitol.
	Remember, FBI, I said, don't go.
	It's a recipe for murder.
	And then murder happened.
	I never get credit when I say that.
	I said, don't go to Charlottesville.
	It's a fucking mistake.
	If you do, I was back.
	That's back when I was in the club.
	I said, you're out of the club.
	No.
	Okay, go back to.
	She's such a ham.
	Go back to chatty guy.
	Oh, what?
	You shouldn't be on WAPO.
	This guy.
	Yeah, this guy.
	Now, I think there's also a SACI video on this.
	Safe from any threat, including the threat posed by terrorism.
	And ideological.
	No, but go down.
	There should be.
	Yeah, there's the SACI one.
	So it's already at our American shores.
	Earlier today, Canada designated the Proud Boys as a terrorist organization, putting them alongside Al-Qaeda, ISIS, and al-Shabaab.
	Does the U.S. plan to do this?
	Do you find that unusual?
	I've seen that, Ed, before I get it.
	Animal House and Al-Qaeda are the same.
	And I've asked certainly our team to make sure we had a little bit of guidance on that for all of you.
	We, of course, have a review underway, a domestic violent extremist, a screamism, I should say, review that's underway by our national security team.
	Screamism?
	We just yell that loud and so dangerous.
	Unless you're an eardrum.
	To take a look at violence and this type of concerning group activity across the country.
	I expect we will wait for that review to conclude before we make any determinations.
	So no final decision.
	It's an ongoing review.
	And when it's concluded, I'm sure we'll have more to say about our view.
	Go ahead.
	Thank you.
	How could this not be the end of the club in the sense that who is going to clean your toilets?
	Donald Trump?
	Oh, no, no.
	Oh, no.
	I would never.
	I would never.
	No, but so clearly the rallies are over.
	I mean, there's no way.
	If you're at a rally now and you knock over a tin can, you've detonated a bomb that didn't go off because it didn't have enough bomb in it.
	I cannot see how there could be another Prowboys rally.
	I can't see it.
	But then you go, okay, personally, I think that's good because it would go back to the original drinking club, which was just guys at a bar wearing the same shirt, doing a silly ritual where you say what the script is.
	And I can't say all the things, but it's, believe me, it's water buffalo level, benign.
	But then you're at a bar, say you even rent a room there.
	Say there's second degrees with the punching with the cereals.
	Someone's going to see that.
	They're like, oh my God, there's a terrorist organization rented a room at this bar.
	That bar is going to get terrorist by Antifa.
	The police would come by.
	I mean, Manhattan was over when Max and John went to jail.
	doesn't take a lot to kill a drinking club because you take the fun out of it by the way these russian how can russian white supremacists aren't they just a russian supremacist Yeah, like, do they hate all the blacks in Russia?
	Yeah, how does that work?
	Russian white supremacists?
	Get blacks out of Russia.
	Okay.
	Seems very Russian.
	Got Jesus in the background?
	I believe so, yes.
	She was not Russian.
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	Okay, so that's all for that.
	By the way, speaking of Saki, she was making fun of Space Force today.
	One, two.
	I think she thinks that Space Force is like that when Ron Reagan was talking about having fights in outer space.
	And he thinks that we can save Earth by only shooting each other in outer space, like a space war, a Star Wars.
	I think that's what Reagan called it.
	I can't remember exactly if that's exactly what Reagan wanted, but Trump isn't talking about space wars, dummy.
	Some funny memes take that as that.
	But he's talking about the ability to attack America from outer space via satellite, via hacking our energy, our data systems, our money.
	There's a million ways that satellites and space are a danger to America via China.
	Jaina, why are you duplicating it?
	I retweeted something about the Space Force.
	And yeah, it actually, this is the first time that I learned of how important it is.
	Like, apparently, that happens every day.
	People trying to hack the satellites and stuff like that.
	One little piece of debris could fuck everything up.
	And they have these satellites that try to do that to mess up your satellites.
	Yeah, and everything satellites could blow up our satellites.
	Right.
	We don't have bank machines and cell phones without satellites.
	Well, I guess we have bank machines, but you know what I mean.
	Not working ones.
	ATMs, cell phones, gas.
	ATMs, there was one.
	Traffic lights, power grids, guided missiles, surveillance, RPAs, ground combat control.
	There's no such thing as a day without space operations.
	You just don't see them.
	Earth is only half the battle.
	Cyber attacks, the jamming of our satellites.
	Microsatellites that can create a debris field.
	At 17,000 miles an hour, a piece of metal the size of a coin can be weaponized.
	Now is the time for a military branch with a clear and singular focus on space.
	A military branch that protects the hopes and dreams of America and our way of life as the space domain becomes more and more contested.
	It's time for another giant leap.
	The United States Space Force is a family.
	Okay, we get it.
	We get it from the sorry, I got lost in it.
	I started watching it.
	I watched the whole thing.
	It was like three minutes.
	But go back to Saki saying you're stupid.
	They're just like planes.
	I don't know who she's quoting.
	I guess Trump said they're just like planes or who said they're just like planes.
	No, that's the update.
	Sorry.
	Yeah, so she got made fun of, and then she went and looked it up and realized she probably saw the video you just saw, but I guess I didn't include the original clip.
	Just go, Saki.
	They're just, they're the new planes.
	So, I wonder who said that originally.
	No, you fucking loser.
	Boy, you really know how to kill the momentum of this show, don't you?
	Saki, Space Force planes.
	Let me teach you how to Google.
	Okay, we go.
	We scroll down.
	Here we are watching Ryan at work, folks.
	Let's see him go.
	Ah, the plane of today.
	The president has made a decision on keeping order keeping the scope of Space Force.
	Wow, Space Force.
	It's the plane of today.
	It is an interesting question.
	I am happy to check with our Space Force point of contact.
	I'm not sure who that is.
	I will find out and see if we have any update on that.
	Why don't you know who he is?
	Pretty major guy to know.
	You know why I think she's making that joke?
	Because lots of people thought that Space Force was just that.
	In fact, they did a whole movie about it with the office guy, Michael.
	What's not Michael?
	Stephen.
	It was a show.
	Yeah, Space Force.
	It was a show.
	So it was like there's a dom president named Blonald Vrump, and he has Steve Carell run Space Force, and it's some ridiculous outer space thing because the people at Netflix didn't even look it up.
	They just assumed whatever some chick said on Twitter was true.
	How embarrassing is that?
	Yeah, look at this buffoon.
	Yet we have the highest marriage rate.
	So when we find each other, it's actually a wonderful with this oath.
	Is that enough of the Proud Boys thing?
	I mean, I'm annoyed at them.
	Without January 6th, they wouldn't have had this fodder.
	Good work, guys.
	You happy?
	Did you enjoy yourself?
	Did you help society?
	Did you help Max and John in prison?
	Way to fucking go.
	And of course, look at that.
	They use a picture of them from a totally different rally.
	Does the photo caption say that?
	I can't read it.
	Freedom Plaza.
	Okay, few, December 13th.
	I don't see any Canadian flags there.
	It looks like this is in America.
	No, the rationale is that it's a terrorist group doing terrorism all over the place, for example, Canada.
	I mean, for example, America.
	Here's an example in America.
	And they could be doing this here next.
	So I want to make sure they don't.
	Of course, I'm all over it.
	Why am I still all over this shit?
	I was so wasted at that speech.
	I don't even remember it.
	I just, I did my old, if loving America and wanting the family and wanting free speech is radical, then I guess I'm a radical.
	Go back down.
	But at least they include at the very end.
	McInnis has described the group as a politically incorrect men's club for Western chauvinists and denies affiliations with far-right extreme groups that overtly espouse racist and anti-Semitic views.
	mckinnis sued the southern poverty law center claiming it defamed him when it designated the proud boys as a hate group and then nice to see them reporting facts And then there's Carl Kyle.
	Wait a minute.
	My notes here don't have little Uzi Vert, but the Google Doc you have does.
	Doesn't it?
	Yeah.
	Did you?
	No, my notes are old.
	Yours are 1% newer.
	But you've got to look, when I'm talking about Lil Uzi Vert, and know that it's chronological.
	But that's just the song, or is there that...
	That's just the song.
	Oh, okay.
	Yeah.
	So yeah, you should have a Kyle Rittenhouse thing where he's just been arrested for violating his bail.
	What?
	I mean, his bond, whatever.
	Whatever that is.
	That's the same as bail, right?
	And you go, holy shit, that's terrible.
	What a dummy.
	What's he doing?
	And then the usual reporting.
	Of course, this is Twitter, so it's Teen Girl Central, but scroll down.
	No more.
	Yeah, look at this.
	Cassidy Williams.
	Click on her.
	This is where we're getting our news from.
	Our babysitters.
	Hey, babysitter, what's going on in the world?
	So she wants you to know that your kids went to bed a little late, and Johnny was kind of bratty, not very well-behaved.
	Oh, and Kyle Rittenhouse violated his bail.
	And then if you look at, wait, have I got the, yeah, I think I have the one in there where she says that he was with Proud Boys.
	That's the only thing there.
	Well, it's a Cassidy Williams thing.
	There we go.
	Indeed, the defendant has already demonstrated his carefree attitude by going to a bar immediately after his arraignment on January 5th and drinking three beers in the company of known proud boys while flashing white supremacist signs and wearing a free as fuck shirt.
	He was in a bar, he's underage.
	You can drink underage in Wisconsin, which seems to freak everyone out.
	The mentality with that rule is: I'd rather my kids, if they're going to have a beer at a bar, I was there to make sure they didn't drive drunk.
	I'm not saying it's a good or bad law.
	I'm just saying people seem incapable of understanding that.
	And wearing a free as fuck shirt is retarded.
	Yes, I'm not going to defend that.
	And then the white supremacist thing was this, which we've explained nine million times, just means liberals are nuts about racism.
	It's not a white supremacist thing.
	Yes, white supremacists use it.
	Everyone who hates liberals use it.
	It means, ooh, calm down, losers.
	You think everything is racist.
	In fact, 4chan made you think this is racist because you're dumb.
	So then you keep reading.
	Sorry, you keep going back to that.
	And then you realize this is way deep down.
	You've got to really dig for this, but you just had it.
	You just had it up there.
	lost it.
	Rittenhouse's attorney, Mark Richards, countered in his own motion Wednesday that death threats have driven Rittenhouse into an undisclosed safe house.
	Oh, Richards said that he offered to give prosecutors a new address in November if they would keep it secret, but they refused.
	I guess they said it's that we can't guarantee that it won't get out.
	He said Rittenhouse has stayed in constant contact with him.
	Associated Press.
	So Antifa must be calling saying we're going to kill you.
	They must be viable threats.
	So they go somewhere super secret and then they go, you're not allowed to leave your house.
	That's a violation of your bail.
	Well, it was violate my bail or die.
	And I told you guys.
	But because of some bureaucracy, you said, you see how hard it is to get to the actual story?
	Do you see how far perception and reality have drifted?
	It's space wars.
	They're the planes of today.
	And they're this far apart.
	As much as I love you, which is this much.
	Also unavoidable to notice in the news today, Marjorie Taylor Greene.
	Now, the left's view is she's a fucking evil nut who chased.
	This is what a lawyer told me today.
	She chased a kid who was at Sandy Hook and harassed him and told him it didn't happen.
	I'm like, all right, I like to play devil's advocate and defend people.
	That's a little rich.
	I'm out.
	And even denying Sandy Hook, I'm obviously out.
	That's fucking crazy.
	But then you start, you have to dig and dig.
	And there's no way to Google, like, what did she actually say?
	Like, what was the actual quote?
	So the left's view is that this crazy psychotic bitch gets a standing ovation from Republicans as she avoids punishment for QAdon claims.
	Georgia Rep mocks Kevin McCarthy as all talking, calls Mitch McConnell Mr. Big Turtle, as she escapes censure for conspiracy theories.
	I saw a cool picture of her with a mask that said censored.
	And I was like, I hope this woman isn't nuts because I want to back her.
	I'm not saying I'm going to back her, but what they're saying about her is not entirely accurate.
	For example, yeah, there it is.
	We'll put a dot TV on there in Photoshop.
	Yeah.
	So go to one six.
	She was at, this is not Sandy.
	Like, Like, okay, you have the thing with the comment on the thing of a doodle, right?
	Let's show that first.
	So the Sandy Hook never happened thing, which is unforgivable.
	She didn't really endorse it.
	It was on some random chat.
	Was it Facebook?
	So some guy on Facebook, and maybe she'd had a few whines, he does this long thing about we, the people, have under a silent attack from our own government ever since Bush one took office.
	911 was done by our own government.
	I don't agree with that, but plenty of rational people do.
	To work at welding away our gun rights.
	The following, I have been sending and even tweeted a screenshot of probably 100 times.
	Read and do some research.
	Stock the fuck up on guns and ammo.
	Look at the first initials of the name of the school in Florida.
	Marjorie Stoneman, Douglas High School.
	Then think mass shooting, Department of Homeland Security.
	So this is just a crazy rant that has some truth in it.
	I do believe that the government wants to take away our gun rights.
	I don't believe that they put secret explanations in acronyms of schools.
	Try to find me.
	That's like the rhythm.
	Why are you making it easier to be caught if you're doing these horrible things?
	So he says a ton of crazy shit and some normal shit, including I think Sandy Hook was a false flag.
	Where's the Sandy Hook part?
	It must be higher up.
	Oh, yeah.
	goes the school fund for the victims was set up weeks before the shooting.
	He calls it a stagged shooting.
	And then she at the bottom responds, that is all true.
	By the way, I've seen the Georgia Guidestones.
	Okay, so this was years ago.
	We don't know.
	She may have had a few whines.
	But this isn't really a statement where you read a bunch of shit, you say it's all true when it's not, and only some of it is.
	What if you read the first sentence?
	But if, and because we live in a world where everyone just reads headlines, it says she endorsed conspiracy theories.
	Kinda.
	Not really.
	What if it was sarcasm?
	I was like, yeah, that's all true.
	Yeah, that's the other problem with taking random comments from Facebook from years ago.
	We don't know what her motive was.
	Motive is like a person, and don't take this out of context saying, hello, Sandy Hook did not happen.
	You're saying it, you have a microphone.
	I'm not saying that, you motherfuckers, but that's a statement that's recorded.
	But this like, that's all true.
	I don't know what satire.
	I don't know what anything is.
	So that shouldn't be accepted as a fact.
	And then I look up, I go, okay, well, if she's chasing a fucking kid that was at Sandy Hook, I'm going to be furious that anyone is endorsing her.
	But then I look it up, 1.6.
	She's chasing around David Hogg because he's at some big gun summit in D.C.
	And he's advocating for some look, Stoneman, harassing Stoneman Douglas victim after massacre.
	But then they go, we actually don't know when this was.
	Wait a minute, they must know.
	Yeah, they don't know when the video was taken.
	Is this you harassing him weeks after the Parkland shooting that my goddaughter was killed in?
	Calling him a coward for ignoring your insanity?
	I will answer all your questions in person, get ready to record again.
	So we don't know when this video was taken.
	He just said it was it.
	But the headline says he, he was, she was harassing him after the shooting, calling it a false flag, because the initial thing gets tangled into false flag.
	And then when I talked to my lawyer buddy, that was he's chasing a little kid saying Sandy Hook didn't happen.
	Like, we got to fucking look up the facts, folks.
	I know we're living in incurious times, and I know you want stuff to fit your narrative, but when you see the right ignoring SickNick's funeral and you're a righty, you have to call it out.
	Similarly, this woman bugging David Hogg is not chasing at Sandy Hook kid down the street.
	Go back to it, Ryan.
	Don't pull away from things till I say to go to the beginning.
	Okay, not that, I guess.
	David, why are you supporting the red flag laws?
	Video surfaced Wednesday showing U.S. Representative Marjorie Taylor Green following David Hogg near the U.S. Capitol, harassing him and trying to goad him into responding.
	Hogg became a gun control activist after the Parkland massacre on February 14th, 2018.
	So the red flag gun law, I don't know exactly what it is, but I assume it's some sort of like if someone was in a domestic abuse situation or someone has a history of drugs, then they raise a red flag and they can't have a gun.
	He's a gun activist.
	She's a gun activist.
	Because she made a drunken comment, and I'm guessing it's drunken, on Facebook doesn't mean she's denying that he was shot at.
	Also, didn't he leave or something and come back?
	It permits police or family members to petition a state court to order a temporary removal of firearms from a person based on pretty much whatever.
	Yeah.
	So it sounds like it could become overreaching.
	Yeah, you might not have done anything wrong.
	You know what's really going on here?
	They're going to be able to, oh shit, we forgot to cut the show off at half an hour.
	They're going to be able to say this conspiracy theories are illegal.
	And now a pro-gun activist can't say to an anti-gun activist, why do you support the red flag law?
	Because they can convert that into you're saying his school shooting didn't happen.
	And now what she says is illegal.
	That's the end game here, folks.
	Anyway, we're going to keep talking a bit.
	Actually, let's just make this a long one.
	Who was a Republican QAnon promoter was elected in November to a Georgia congressional seat.
	People combing through her social media have found bizarre utterances from the past, including her assertion that the Stoneman Douglas massacre was a false flag operation.
	The exact timing of said this is all true about a random rant.
	It was highlighted on Twitter on Wednesday by Fred Guttenberg, whose daughter Jamie was killed in the shooting.
	The video appears to show both of them in Washington, where they'd been separately making cases on gun-related issues.
	Why kids?
	Now, at school, if school zones were protected by security guards with guns, there would be no mass shootings at school.
	She complained that he was able to secure with U.S. senators, but she wasn't able to get any.
	You're attacking our Second Amendment.
	And we have nothing to say.
	No words.
	Thomas Watkins.
	It's terrible that she said this is all true and included crazy shit in there.
	And if she's ever said unequivocally, Sandy Hook didn't happen, she's dead to me.
	But I need harder evidence than random Facebook comments.
	I don't think we need to wipe out politicians' entire careers because they responded strangely to a Facebook comment.
	All right, Ryan, here's a fun idea since we're so far ahead.
	What is that?
	Prepares to punish?
	Just a couple hours ago.
	Prepares to punish.
	Prepare to punish.
	From stun to pun-ish.
	Republican of the entire house, thanks to her stream of bizarre comments and conspiracy theories she's been propounding for years.
	You know what?
	I think I have heard her talk about false flags.
	I think.
	Maybe we should have done a little more research.
	Wait, go back to school shootings.
	Oh, shit.
	Don't cut away from things until I say so.
	Shall I say, like, that's it next time?
	Yes.
	So, school shootings.
	Green's unfounded views include the notion.
	See, this is what I kept finding in my research.
	Her crazy views include the notion that this didn't happen and that didn't happen.
	They were false flag events.
	Like, that's terrible.
	Can I see the actual quotes?
	And then they talk to other people who are outraged.
	They talk to the parents of the victims who are outraged that it happened.
	And you're like, I need the actual quote.
	I know it's an outrageous thing to say.
	I know it would make the families cry.
	Conspiracy theories.
	Among them made anti-Semitic and Islamic statements.
	What are they?
	You can't just, Green has many more beliefs And by the way, this is terrible writing.
	You don't say what people's beliefs are.
	You can say it seems like they believe this.
	And commented about many more subjects, some of which were known before she was elected, other that have come to light since.
	Among them, made anti-Semitic and Islamophobic statements, supported a comment suggesting a bullet to the head of House of Speaker Nancy Pelosi and killing other national leaders and FBI agents.
	Okay, that's terrible.
	Can I see that, please?
	Just look her up, her name, and bullet to the head.
	Is this someone just dumb with her like button?
	Because I wouldn't.
	Oh, I know.
	Well, we have a special episode for the feds.
	I'd hate to be sitting here advocating for murder.
	Let's see.
	But every time you, especially, well, the Washington Examiners.
	Oh, she liked the comment of something.
	Hold on.
	Okay, but was there anything else in it?
	And I'm sick of liking comments, meaning you advocate the comment.
	Back when I was allowed on social media, I would like things so I could reference them later.
	Fake news, CNN is writing another hippie.
	So let me focus on my time for when he played off.
	I'm never back down to the enemy, blah, blah.
	And they are coming after me.
	But see, now she's being equally ambiguous.
	I feel like a judge here.
	I don't care what your emotions are.
	What did you say?
	Look a bullet.
	This was the thing.
	She liked the thing, but here's another one.
	Wait, let me see what she liked.
	Well, here's a question.
	She's punishable by death by choosing not to Pelosi is guilty of treason, according to CNN.
	video from taking the side of the speaker's office green said she would suffer said pelosi would suffer death or she'll be in prison for her treason but the liking of the wait in a speech posted to facebook green reportedly said quote and it's a crime punishable by death is what treason is is nancy pelosi is Nancy Pelosi is guilty of treason, according to CNN.
	And in a video from February, blah, blah, blah, from inside the speaker's office, Green said Pelosi would suffer death or she'll be in prison for her treason.
	I mean, she's not calling for her to be killed in that instance, and the punishment for treason is death.
	But it's a long process, and the state does it.
	So if you're advocating for the state to investigate treason, is that a crime?
	I don't know.
	Again, I hate, I don't want to defend someone where I'm not familiar with 100% of what she said, but it sounds like all these smoking guns are fucking smoking turds.
	Here's a great one, too.
	Somebody said, oh, she posted a picture of her with an AK-47 next to AOC, like a cross from her.
	And I was like, I'm about to shoot her.
	Okay, that's bad.
	And here it is.
	That's an AR-15.
	No, that's her saying I'm a badass.
	Yeah.
	And then them being in the background.
	I love how they say AK-47.
	Well, remember, Roger Stone got in big shit for his trial, which was Enrique's doing, by the way, where they said he had a gun and he posted a target on the judge's head saying, kill her.
	And you go, that's fucking terrible.
	What are you crazy?
	And then you realize, no, it's a collage of whatever that news source is, counter currents or whatever it is, criterion.
	That's their logo.
	So they have their logo in the background and then her in the foreground.
	That's not a crosshairs on her face.
	And how many times did they talk about killing Trump?
	How many people, how many celebrities talked about killing Trump?
	Johnny Depp, Madonna, fantasizing about killing Trump.
	All right, anyway, let's, for the first time ever, I think, let's include the mailbag into the free podcast.
	We've already gone so far off.
	Why not give them more?
	Usually we only do half an hour.
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
	Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
	Let me touch it.
	Mindy.
	Hey, Gavin and Ryan, claiming something is a false flag doesn't mean you don't believe it happened.
	It usually means that the person believes it was set up to happen by the government to facilitate a certain agenda.
	For example, gun control.
	Some people claim the Syrian gas attack was a false flag in order to go to war with Assad.
	That makes a lot more sense.
	Thank you, Mindy.
	Hey guys, I recently bought a 3D printer.
	My first project, I created something I think the world really needs.
	These are small tests.
	I would send them if I knew where to send them to.
	I want to thank you for being there.
	Censor.tv has become an integral part of my daily routine.
	I haven't given up on all news.
	Having a show that get off my line is help me to maintain my insanity through this fucking debacle of a year as we descend into becoming another socialist shithole.
	I look forward to Beef Squad.
	They never disappoint.
	Sof and Lotus are treasures.
	Give hope for the future.
	Wow.
	So what did he do?
	He made them out of clay and then plugged them into a 3D printer?
	Or designed them via the internet?
	Right?
	The 3D printer thing.
	Is that how that works?
	What?
	Yeah, you create a file.
	I bought a 3D printer.
	Yeah.
	You can make something on the internet and then the 3D printer just sort of fills in the gaps.
	That's a good bobblehead, too.
	You look like a drug dealer down on your luck.
	Yeah.
	You look like you're getting pushed out by some more important drug dealers, and you've lost your little racket and your life's in danger.
	And you just need to sell like two more bags.
	Dude, they have zebra crocs.
	They're not really desperate, though, are they, drug dealers?
	Unless they're doing drugs.
	They're more like, this sucks.
	Are those Yeezys or zebra crocs?
	I'm on the lawn.
	Get it?
	Get off my lawn.
	Oh, yeah.
	Wayne Dupree, Dusty Bogan, atheism is inevitable.
	I cannot watch the train wreck that is Copper Cab.
	Even Milo has found his voice and has figured out the way to leave the funny to Gavin.
	Gary's mailbag codifies me.
	You know what I like about Gary's mailbag is people are analyzing it.
	And they're like, I think he has a reverse lisp.
	You can tell he's spitting on the mic when he talks.
	Who cleans that mic?
	And he was apparently very good at science when he was a young man.
	Maybe he got dumb when he became gay.
	Yeah, he turned into a himbo.
	And I just, it made me, it brought me so much joy to know that people are analyzing fucking Gary.
	Imagine he was a stone-cold, stunning hottie and just getting blown by Gary.
	Let me blow you.
	Imagine that guy could see Gary today.
	Gary's mailbike codifies me to what kind souls are running the show.
	There's very little that I skip on the lineup.
	I need to out for Bud shirt.
	Unfortunately, I'm still in XL.
	Guys, stop being fat.
	We don't sell fat sizes.
	That's not true.
	Motolikus.
	Dear Kilty and Soy Sauce.
	Who would ever in a million years have ever thought Marilyn Manson would ever be an unsavory character or an unsafe person to be around?
	Yeah, what was he wearing?
	Spencer says, Mon Magatanamo, Magatanamo Bay.
	Is that what I called it today?
	We've got live letters.
	Sounds like a sweet place to be sent as long as it's on a remote island in the Caribbean.
	Okay, thanks for your two cents.
	The show is too quiet.
	You can't hear it if you're watching it on your phone or a tablet.
	I have to connect my speaker in order to hear it.
	I keep hearing that.
	I'm still, I'm actually getting clipping.
	Look, if you see up here, if you go, hey, if you, it says audio is clipped.
	What does that mean, clipped?
	Like, it hits the point of distortion.
	But that's that's through the live stream.
	I'm recording it.
	Where we're recording it, we're not getting clipped up.
	This is.
	I keep hearing that.
	I'm still, I'm actually getting clipping.
	Look, if you see up here, oh, that's us.
	If you go, hey, if you can.
	Audio is clipped.
	What does that mean, clipped?
	I mean, it is, it definitely, that, like, 10 should be louder than that.
	Our live streams are always lower than the average show.
	Okay, we got to fix that, Ryan.
	On your downtime, instead of playing guitar on a YouTube, try to solve problems.
	I've reached it.
	Like, you basically, this is like the Lando Calarisian, and you have to be in there tinkering on your downtime.
	I've tinkered with it, but look, I'm going to raise it up, but we're already in the red.
	Look at that red.
	That's not good.
	So I'm going to bump it up to seven decibels above.
	So it should be louder now.
	Checking one, two, three.
	Check it.
	One, two, three.
	Let's see if it distorts.
	I'll open it up and shrink it out.
	Someone sent us a sacky is stupid bumper because we have a feeling it's going to become a regular segment.
	I've tinkered with it, but look, I'm going to raise it.
	He spoke today as you all stopped.
	We are safe.
	He is safe.
	Ryan, you're all safe.
	Again, you're fucking up.
	I just want to drop that.
	I just want to see if we're going to sound like shit now.
	He spoke today as you all stopped.
	We are safe.
	We understand there's a show going on, though, as you do this test.
	I want to make sure that it's audible.
	Okay, show that.
	He spoke today as you all stopped.
	We are safe.
	He is safe.
	You are all safe.
	I don't have anything new for you on that, and we'll circle back with you directly.
	Stay tuned.
	We'll do this again tomorrow.
	And now it's time for.
	Saki is stupid.
	That is terrible and good at the same time.
	I love that.
	Okay, now do you want to test to see if it's so just say stuff.
	That doesn't sound bad at all.
	So you've been fucking up.
	You know, a little bit of red is good.
	Have you been having no red?
	No.
	Check, check, check.
	Oh, that clip.
	Check, check, check.
	Check, check, check.
	I want to hear that.
	Check, check, check.
	Sounded harmful to my monitors.
	All right, let's stop doing sound tests live on air.
	It's fucking embarrassing.
	Hey, Rye guys, sorry to hack your system, but this message is for the big cheese.
	You have been deplatformed from everything, including grocery stores.
	Your family is starving.
	In order to make it through the winter, you decide you need to consume a small amount of your own waste for calories.
	Would you rather have one meal of poop and pee per week that you have to eat or have two regular meals during the week with poop or pee?
	One poop, one pee mixed into them.
	I think I've heard this one before, by the way.
	This is from like a book.
	What do you think?
	Would you rather just get it over with in a poo pee meal or have like a porridge with some poo in it?
	I think I'd rather just get it over with.
	Because like you're eating porridge and then you get a log.
	But then with the drink, I'd like to have my orange juice, like my pee, and then have like tons of orange flavoring.
	What are you doing?
	That one sounds worse.
	Oh, is your tiny brain trying to figure this out?
	I'm eating poop in my brain right now.
	It's not easy.
	Well, and drinking.
	Your brain is poop.
	Well, I guess then it'll make me stronger.
	I think I'm going to go with mix it.
	Because I said you'll hit a log, but maybe I'll mash it up.
	Oh, God.
	That might ruin it.
	I could put so much spice.
	Isn't that why Indians have spice because their food's so disgusting?
	I could put tons of spices in there.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Definitely.
	Tons of flavorings and stuff.
	Maybe you wouldn't be able to taste the shit.
	You don't want to eat raw shit.
	I mean, eating raw shit, you couldn't get shittier than that.
	That's shit.
	Like, exponential shit.
	No, it's exactly 100% shit.
	That's not exponential.
	Okay, now we'll go to the final video.
	which is a fun thing we do at the end of every show for those of you who aren't aware of the show.
	Finally, after the longest wait, we have a new one from Bob Maneri.
	A man almost as funny as what's it called?
	Crime.
	What's the crime guys again?
	Crime hoods?
	Nope.
	Mobbin.
	Shizmobbin.
	No, the crime guys are like, what hood is this?
	Thought it was shizmobbin, bro.
	No, it's not.
	Crime?
	Don't don't insist on something.
	Crime face.
	Crime faces.
	You got the crime face shop, but where's crime face?
	No, it's one word.
	Holy shit.
	No, that's not it.
	You live from Sky Fox One.
	This bad boy is coming to an end.
	He's fucked.
	Nowhere to go.
	Crime faces, yes.
	Okay, now we have to show a crime face just to catch everyone up.
	Fight night, Joey Spencer set it off with a bonsai, spun him, corkscrewed him, that overhand right, moved him.
	Talking like you crazy, now you croaning like a baby.
	That was a shocker.
	But he gets back up.
	He wants to get right back to it, but he's tired.
	He wants to get his hands on him, but he lost focus.
	He let his emotions get the best of him.
	So off the break, he abandons all habitude, and your man Zeus starts going whackadoo.
	He went goon.
	That ain't gonna cut it.
	The ref deducts a point.
	Now let's continue to the inevitable.
	He comes already defeated.
	Bullshit jabbed down.
	He could have yelled.
	He would have fell.
	And he got me.
	He could have yelled.
	He would have fell.
	It's over, hover.
	He starts beefing with the ref.
	Hit the auto start.
	Warm up the car.
	Fun fact: that's Isaiah Selden, son of former heavyweight champ Bruce Selden.
	That lost to Iron Mike that infamous night in Vegas when Pac got shot.
	It's just a loss, dog.
	Life goes on.
	It's better days.
	Keep your head up.
	Fight night.
	That would suck.
	Your dad was a champ, but he lost it all.
	And then you come to, just like that movie Creed, you come to settle the score, but no, then you get your ass kicked.
	All right, now that we've cleaned our palette, I'm not mad anymore.
	Let's do Bob Moneri.
	It's coming to an end.
	He's fucked.
	Nowhere to go.
	Running into oncoming traffic and running out of options.
	And also running towards a family of five's fucking minivan.
	Leaps on that bad boy.
	And he is surrounded.
	About to go with the clinky.
	As it's only a matter of time.
	Yep, there it is.
	Fucking spear on the ground and taken down.
	Live from Sky Fox One.
	This bad boy is coming to an end.
	He's fucked.
	All right, and that's how we usually end the shows, folks.
	We maybe will have a little summary here.
	I think it's insane that the Proud Boys have been designated a terrorist organization.
	I think it's only a matter of time before this same bizarre rationale creeps south of the border to America.
	And it's likely going to be the end of the club.
	I guess that'll be a boon to America's safety as these horrible terrorists are no longer blowing up buildings and murdering everything in their path, just like Al-Qaeda.
	Clown World?
	Was that loud enough?
	Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
	She called me a god the way I floated in her ocean.
	She called me Messiah, the way I floated in her ocean.
	Yeah, Jesus Christ, but I wasn't causing commotion.

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