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Feb. 4, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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GOML LIVE #84 - PROUD BOYS ARE TERRORISTS, EH?

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	Backing up the mouse when we do the movie.
	Get off my lawn with Kevin McGinnis.
	It kind of turned me on when she licking on my stones.
	It kind of turns me on when she's licking on my stones.
	Now that could be balls or it could be jewelry around your neck.
	I don't think that would turn me on.
	I think I would laugh to lick jewelry.
	You got jewelry here with like a big medallion and some girls on top of you just going...
	You go, what are you doing?
	That video, that's little Uzi Vert, who just had a $25 million diamond implanted into his forehead.
	I'm not kidding.
	Has a video called Drinking and Smoking.
	And this was his last hit.
	It's from early July.
	I mean, sorry, January, just last month.
	And in the beginning, the setup for the videos, they're in a mansion with 16 rooms and six chicks per room.
	And they're stripping and stuff.
	Now, say I was a single man.
	There, there he is.
	Turn it up.
	Hey.
	All right, yeah, just pull up on me.
	I got like six women.
	Is that impressive?
	Gucci slides?
	No.
	I see people with Gucci slides all the time.
	Yeah, every black high school.
	Everyone has Gucci slides.
	All right, God bless you.
	Hey, you'll rub my ass.
	So, 60 new 60 chicks.
	So you're a single man, you go there, you fornicate like once, right?
	Probably as soon as you get there, you're going to be pretty horned up with ladies everywhere.
	Now you're not horny anymore.
	Now I want to just talk and the music's too loud.
	And why are all these chicks here?
	Can you get them out of here?
	Like, this does not look fun to me.
	And what is it?
	It's like a giant...
	There's 16 rooms with six girls per room.
	You're going to a giant fuck hotel.
	Does that sound appealing?
	Maybe if you just got out of jail, yes.
	You'd go somewhere else after that.
	You'd be like, I'd be like, all right, music's loud.
	I already got laid.
	I'm going to go to a dive bar.
	I got a lot of shit to think about.
	The world's fucking nuts.
	I have to participate in my life.
	You know, they really are.
	Women own these rappers.
	That's not really...
	That's not thug at all.
	I don't know who owns whom in this scenario.
	And this song sucks.
	My idea is to make instrumentals and go like Men on the Street and be like, you like trap music?
	Be like, yeah, Louis Verts is dope.
	I'll just play instrumentals and be like, what song is this?
	And be like, Drake?
	No.
	I made it.
	By the way, people were complaining about the sound on 3 Hunks.
	Yeah, 3 Hunks has been re-uploaded.
	But what was the problem?
	The audio processing needed to be louder.
	Yeah, right now you're making the same mistake as we speak.
	No, no, no, that's all in post.
	That's all in post.
	So what did you do?
	Because that was the day that you were incredibly dumb.
	I think, well.
	Wasn't it?
	It ended in a why.
	The day.
	I'm always dumb.
	No, you were off.
	When I picked you up and we went to that house.
	Yeah.
	I guess I was dumb.
	I woke up real late.
	Maybe you had Lyme disease.
	Maybe I had a flare.
	I had a flare.
	Because you don't seem as stupid today.
	Thanks.
	I haven't had much of a chance to.
	Like I was talking about when people shovel driveways, it's expensive up in the burbs and Westchester.
	And you go, oh, yeah.
	And I go, yeah, like they'll charge you like $120.
	Oh, my God.
	And then I go, the range is maybe $80 to $120.
	So you go, I'll just do it myself.
	Wait, you didn't say that yet?
	I said $80 to $120.
	Yes.
	And you go, so the going rate is like $50?
	Well, no, like the fair price.
	What's a fair price?
	Like a neighborhood rate, like what we would do in the middle of the year.
	Like in the Bronx?
	For like kids.
	Like kids pick up a shovel, like, hey, I'll do your regard for like a hundred.
	No, kids don't do it anymore, though.
	It's Mexicans.
	I remember I used to do it.
	Certainly you did, too.
	But what is a fair rate?
	Let's say your neighbor.
	That's not what you were saying, though.
	That's what I meant.
	No, you meant going rate.
	What a fair rate would be, I would imagine.
	30 bucks, 15.
	Minimum wage is 15 bucks an hour.
	You know, it should be minimum wage.
	You're doing a stupid job and you're not paying any tax, and it probably takes you two hours.
	So say there's two kids doing it at the same time.
	No, they could do it in an hour, depending on the snow.
	So two kids, they should get 15 bucks.
	Give them a $5 tip, 20 bucks each.
	But that's not happening anywhere around here.
	I think it's 20.
	In any part of the northeast whatsoever.
	It would be probably three, say it was white teenagers, they'd probably be three of them, and you'd have to give 100 total.
	It's just like crazy.
	There was a diversity sign.
	There's like, oh, diversity rules.
	And then the homeowner, the white guy, is just like showing the Mexicans where to plow.
	It's like, oh, here's my diversity.
	That's who it's experiencing diversity.
	It's exactly what you said.
	They like their food, they like the service.
	Oh, the suburbs around New York are very diverse in the day with their black maids and their Mexican landscapers, or I should say Hispanic landscapers and their various ethnic contractors.
	But around 8 p.m., it becomes completely white.
	But no one can see their signs at that time.
	Wait, we're not done with little Uzi Vert, though.
	I wasn't kidding.
	He put a $25 million, I forgot to put this in the notes.
	He put a $25 million diamond in his head.
	As you could probably tell from that video, the guy has an IQ of a fish.
	And I guess this is so he doesn't get robbed?
	What?
	That looks pretty easy just to pop off, too.
	Yeah.
	Unless that's the front and the backing is like a long steel bar that goes like this underneath their skin.
	I feel like I could just pop that off or cut it off.
	Dude, you're like a gangster rapper, whatever they're called today.
	You're a target, and you're one sharp knife away from someone getting $25 million.
	Oh, they're saying he's like Vision, because Vision had a stone in his head.
	Well, that's the problem with the national IQ these days.
	If someone sees a diamond here, they don't think of like third eye or anything remotely interesting.
	They just go straight to Marvel.
	That's our range.
	Marvel.
	Are there any more tweets there?
	That's not funny.
	Keep going.
	Yeah, look at Marvel.
	Nice cannon of resources.
	It also looks like a pussy.
	You have a pussy on your forehead.
	What does that mean?
	I like pussy?
	That's him before.
	None of your shitloads.
	Oh, Instagram.
	Let's go to his Instagram.
	The source.
	The source.
	Are you on Brave?
	Maybe you should be on Chrome.
	And you've got to set up an Instagram account if you're going to be doing this job.
	I got it.
	Look at that.
	That's a pussy.
	Yeah, it does look like a pussy.
	He's a fuckhead.
	There's inside stuff that looks pussy-ish.
	Oh, my God.
	So is some of it hanging out?
	That looks like botfly larvae.
	Do you know what buttfly larvae is?
	Yeah, it's gross.
	Just pull that up on YouTube so people can see.
	A botfly, they're usually around Central America.
	We would get them in Costa Rica there all the time.
	And they lay eggs in your head or in a cow's belly usually.
	And then the eggs hatch, and then this fluorescent yellow...
	No, no, sorry, eventually a fly comes out and flies away.
	But what you do if you get them is you put Vaseline on your head, and then they start suffocating.
	So then they work their way out to breathe.
	So, in other words, and this is in my book, Death of Cool, you're its mother.
	You gave birth.
	You're a surrogate mother to a fly.
	That's your child.
	As an entomologist, I had this initially.
	Also in the news.
	Not in the news.
	Today's book, this is just 2018, and it seems so prescient and so long ago at the same time.
	How the liberal mob ruined science, journalism, and Hollywood, Outrage Inc.
	by Derek Hunter.
	I had one on my old show on The Blaze, and he does a really good job of covering this sort of industry we have of feigned outrage, really.
	These people aren't actually outraged.
	Like, they talk about violence.
	Okay, so your sense of the violence.
	But then when they see black-on-black crime or they see riots with that Antifa, they say, well, you know, who said riots have to be peaceful?
	As Chris Cuomo said.
	So it's totally insincere.
	It's manufactured outrage.
	And Derek, I wouldn't be recommending this if he wasn't a fantastic writer.
	I think he drinks too much soda if I was to come up with a criticism of him and that's making him fat.
	That's Kurt Schilling.
	Okay.
	It's in this episode somewhere.
	Oh, good.
	It's on the site because they gave me all the old CRTV stuff.
	All right, it's time to drop the bomb.
	No FBI.
	That's him there.
	No FBI.
	I don't mean literally drop the bomb, please.
	I know you're watching now.
	We always joke to the FBI on our texts.
	Hey, guys.
	So Canada, let me go back a bit.
	This guy, Jarmeet Singh, he runs the NDP, which is like the Green Party.
	It's the AOC party of Canada.
	And normally they'd be seen as a joke, but Canada's woke, so they're taken seriously.
	He, after, well, actually for a while now, but especially after January 6th, he started pushing this narrative that Proud Boys need to be deemed a domestic terrorist organization.
	I believe this is because Jarmeed himself is known as a radical Sikh extremist, and I believe he's not allowed into India.
	Now, for some strange reason, this Sikh sees himself and Muslims as the same kind of thing.
	Muslims killed a million Sikhs.
	I don't know why you're pals.
	Is it because you're both brown?
	But I guess it's that simple.
	So Jarmeed is like, I hate when I look at terrorist lists and I just see brown guys that look like me.
	I want to diversify terrorism.
	This is my theory for the motive.
	So he kept pushing it hard and said, look, the founders from Canada, me, and they stormed the capital, ergo, Canada has a terrorism problem.
	Well, I quit many years ago.
	Don't go to rallies.
	The picture that was showing me at a rally, that's at Berkeley where I read Ann Culture's speech on her behalf after she had been censored.
	I'm not a rally guy.
	I don't get it.
	I went to protests when I was 18, but like the flak jackets and the fucking plates and all that, it's not my cup of tea.
	Yeah, that was not a rally.
	They make it look like I'm saying whoop who I'm saying Uhuru, which is a joke based on Kadzi Kadzo, the black Hitler.
	So let's just go to the declaration 1-1.
	Today, we have placed 13 new groups on that list, including four ideologically motivated, violent, extremist groups.
	Those four groups include the Adam Woffin division, the base, the Proud Boys, and the...
	Remember, they won't shut up about Adam Waffen and the base.
	Remember, we looked those up?
	So in both cases, they appeared...
	Well, the base appeared to be...
	And I have to be careful now because I know feds and lawyers are watching.
	The base appeared to be.
	Oh, shit.
	Our sponsors.
	Uh-oh.
	Can you print those out?
	Sure can.
	The base appeared to be a honey trap, I believe it's called.
	Honeypot, yep.
	Where they say, honeypot, where they say, man, this country's fucked up.
	We've got to do something.
	We've got to kidnap the governor or something.
	We're going to do this, do that.
	And eventually people go, yeah, I'm in.
	I do know that I've never seen the base in the news.
	I've never seen them carry out anything unlike the other brown terrorist groups listed.
	And then I looked up, so that seems, appears to be just an online thing.
	When was the last time you heard yet another bombing by the base?
	Although we did just have a bombing at a Christian church that no one's talking about.
	That kind of terrorism is uncomfortable.
	And then Adam Woffen, we look up, and it seems to be four kind of incel types at a random college.
	And they go, they've been associated with many deaths.
	And then you look up the deaths, and it's like one of them converted to Islam.
	The others were mad at him for that, so they shot him.
	So that's one of the deaths.
	And then another death was like he was mad at his girlfriend's parents for saying they couldn't be together, so he shot them.
	But the media reports it as, you know, tons of shootings and deaths surrounding them.
	Yeah, who, what, where, when, why?
	The five Ws.
	So that, they just made them a big thing.
	And you'd hear, remember Antifa would always say, Andy No creates kill lists for Adam Waffen.
	Okay, that sounds terrible.
	How many people that Andy No has exposed have they killed?
	Can we have some quantifiable numbers here?
	That's the crazy thing about this announcement is they put Proud Boys next to real deal terrorists with body counts.
	What's the Proud Boys body count?
	Antifa has a body count, remember?
	When you add up all the Antifa who have killed themselves because they were facing court dates that Antifa pushed them to, and like that guy who got shot after shooting the MAGA supporter, Bishop, that Michael guy.
	Yeah, there we did.
	So go back to that.
	So we have a death toll, an Antifa death toll of nine.
	And remember, there was an Antifa shooting.
	And like this guy, William Van Spronsen, he had been brainwashed by Antifa.
	He went to ICE to do a mass shooting.
	They shot him first.
	I count that as an Antifa shooting.
	That's an Antifa death.
	Or this guy, Charlie Landeros, he went to pick up his kid at school with a gun.
	The cop said, what are you doing with a gun here?
	He was like, die, pig.
	So they shot him.
	Nathan Hose killed himself because he was facing felony charges for a riot that Antifa pushed him to.
	Heather Heyer, blame Antifa because they spooked the driver.
	That one's somewhat controversial.
	Anyway, you have all these deaths.
	He admitted it, though.
	The guy admitted that he did that.
	Where's the Proud Boy death count?
	Well, it's coming.
	Oh, I guess they'd say the five people who died at the Capitol.
	Never mind the 19 and the BLM right.
	That's crazy logic.
	That's like someone at the Capitol was wearing a Knights of Columbus membership, and then some totally different person threw a fire extinguisher, hit a cop's head, and then Knights of Columbus now are a terrorist organization that got a cop killed.
	That would never hold up in court.
	I will say, though, in defense of the left, it is kind of weird how the left didn't cover the death of that cop, SickNick.
	This is 1-8.
	If you watched MSNBC, CNN, you'd see the funeral of SickNick.
	If you watch Fox News, right-wing media, you wouldn't see it.
	That's fucked up.
	Poor show there, righties.
	All black lives matter, no matter who killed them.
	I saw this year, 45 cops have died in gunfire.
	13 have died in vehicular assault.
	I couldn't find any cops who have died, besides that retired sheriff who have died in the Antifa BLM riots.
	There's probably been about 30 people that have been killed in those riots.
	I don't think any of them are cops.
	But yeah, we have to report on all cops.
	Although, there have been 700 cops injured at the Antifa BLM riots.
	And, yeah.
	And then we just had that FBI woman shot.
	You know what's this is 1-9.
	So they were investigating a child porn ring.
	And she shot her through the door.
	I cannot find a fucking picture of this guy.
	His name's David Huber.
	That's pretty unusual.
	I can't find the whole...
	No, that's the 700 injured.
	We're now over to 2-0.
	I can't find a picture of this dude.
	Why is that?
	Yeah.
	What kind of name is Huber?
	Is that Hispanic?
	It could be Scandinavian.
	One of my friends said, this sounds really fishy, just throwing a child porn thing on there.
	And like, what kind of child porn guy sits there with guns waiting for the FBI to scoop him?
	I don't know.
	Plenty of them.
	I watched that movie Contraland last night, hoping to get some kind of a big picture on this child trafficking thing.
	It started with an, I don't want to call it entrapment, but to catch a predator type of thing, which is good.
	Do that.
	But I'm more interested in the trafficking rings.
	Then they go down to the border where we're told that the Mexicans are bringing over all these kids.
	I didn't see any.
	And then they go to the history of pedophilia and say it was started by this guy whose name I forget.
	Okay, that's all good and dandy, but I still am seeing truckloads of kids being caught and they're being used as prostitutes.
	Where do they come from?
	What's their ethnicity?
	Where are their parents?
	Who's organizing all this?
	Is it MS-13?
	It's a giant black hole in modern reporting.
	Anyway, let's get back to the Proud Boys thing.
	This thing, too, by the way.
	There's a lot of...
	I think a lot of it would come from Asia and then South America too.
	But this lady.
	Yeah, that's Muslims.
	Who cares?
	Just kidding.
	But yeah, that's China, the way China treats Muslims.
	That's not a concern of mine.
	Yes, it's one of their many human rights violations.
	I'm more concerned with the sex slaves in America.
	But go back to the old guy talking about Proud Boys.
	The Russian Imperial Movement.
	You'll notice, by the way, you have to Google all of these.
	The Russian Imperial Movement?
	Have you ever...
	Every time I look them up today, by the way, to see what are they up to?
	Where's their base?
	And it was always the Proud Boys thing.
	It was this.
	This is the biggest thing they've done.
	It's been added to this list.
	Russian Imperial Movement.
	Okay.
	Russian imperialists are going to get us.
	The base, the Proud Boys, and the Russian Imperial Movement.
	We also recognize that other forms.
	One does not fit in There.
	Like all these serious badass people.
	Well, when do you see the Islamic groups?
	They're Al-Qaeda.
	I'm Osama bin Laden now.
	I started a group that's on the same list as Al-Qaeda.
	So I heard that they were going to fight it in court.
	But first of all, this is why that's going to be almost impossible.
	A, you take them to court and you go, that allegation is bullshit.
	There's no evidence.
	And they go, let me see your evidence.
	They go, we can't show you the evidence because it's a matter of national security.
	Oh, well, how do we defend ourselves in court then?
	How do they defend themselves in court?
	I haven't been in the group for two years.
	I said, don't go to January 6th.
	It's a pinned tweet on censored.tv.
	And then the other problem is whoever wants to put their face on that, you better be a black Muslim billionaire because you're going to be scrutinized as white supremacist terrorists for, I mean, you're basically saying investigate the living shit out of me and go through all my social media and see if you can find one thing violent.
	Thirdly, what is evidence?
	Like, they go on Telegram and some moronic 18-year-old goes, we should fucking kill Nancy Peloszi, the fucking bitch.
	Like on some random convo?
	Is that now evidence of planning insurrection?
	What's like, what's someone talking shit and what's a plan?
	I think the majority of the stuff I've heard, and I'm not talking about Proud Boys now, I'm talking about that when they're going to kidnap the governor, was just guys talking shit.
	But anyway, that doesn't matter in this political theater that is clown world.
	Violent extremism remain a serious concern, such as those motivated by religion or political.
	Five Daesh affiliates have also been added now to this list, which include the Islamic State of West Africa province, Islamic State in the Greater Sahara, Islamic State in Libya, Islamic State East Asia, and the Islamic State Bangladesh.
	In addition, three al-Qaeda affiliates are also being added, including Musra al-Islam wal Musalim, the Front de Liberation de Messina, and Ensardine.
	And finally, we are also adding one international terrorist group, the Hezbollah Mujadeen.
	This update hopefully sends a strong message that Canada will not tolerate ideological, religious, or politically motivated acts of violence.
	They are all hateful, intolerant, and as we have seen, they can be dangerous.
	We also know to recruit people with military experience to leverage their training.
	Wait, says who?
	We know they recruit people with military experience.
	Maybe military experience are attracted to the groups.
	Like Proud Boys in that.
	Like, where do they go to military bases?
	Hey, come here.
	You got any purple hearts?
	Yeah, I have two.
	I want you to check out this men's club.
	There's no recruiting.
	In fact, with that club, and I assume this is true because it was true when I was there, we were like anti-recruiting.
	It was trying to get the numbers low and making sure there's no Antifa and stuff, pushing people away.
	There's no like going down alleyways or going to the boxing gym, going to the military base.
	Hey, pss, recruiting.
	Islam recruits.
	Countering this group has become an important priority for the government of Canada.
	Good.
	In Canada, our public safety and national security.
	By the way, this is the same country that awarded terrorist Omar Kader with $10 million as a sorry because they figured he had a rough time at Guantanamo.
	And why was he in Guantanamo?
	Because he murdered a Canadian military guy and blinded another.
	One was American, one was Canadian.
	But he had a rough time.
	Okay.
	Let's focus on Adam Waffen, shall we?
	I bet there's no Adam Waffen in Canada.
	Maybe not.
	I bet it's not even a thing.
	I bet it doesn't even exist anymore.
	I bet it was a whim of some weirdos at some college three years ago.
	But I'm told that this can lead to things like you can't have a Proud Boy's bank account, which I don't think there is, but you can't sell Proud Boy's merch.
	And if you buy it, you're donating to terrorism.
	So that's the end of Enrique stores and all that.
	Fine with me.
	And I think what it's really about is if there's a transgression, like a fight, and it's on, you know, near a political institution, then they can take that and blow it up into something nuts.
	So if you're remotely affiliated with the Prowboys, don't jaywalk.
	If you get caught with anything, if you get caught dealing pot, you're probably in an illegal drug cartel that's raising money for a terrorist group.
	Next thing you know, you get 20 years for a joint.
	By the way, speaking of the Capitol invasion, AOC was nowhere near it.
	AOC Small A is trending on Twitter.
	She was, I don't even think, a stone's throw away.
	Sorry, this is 1-7.
	Gotcha.
	But she talked about how she was scared of the officer and she had been raped and she thought she was going to die.
	And then she said, she even went so far, I remember saying your constituents, talking to Republicans, had tried to have me, no, you tried to have your constituents kill me.
	But like her only argument is that I heard there was a stormy in the Capitol and I was scared way over in my office.
	Okay, there's a pube of an argument there.
	But then once you find out they weren't there and weren't interested in going near you, you can't stop talking about how they were there to kill you.
	Look at that.
	That looks like quite a little walk.
	Doesn't it?
	Yeah, that's the easiest thing.
	If I was at the House office building and I was dying for a piss and the only bathroom at the U.S. Capitol, I would be worried about getting at least a shot spot.
	Yeah, I'd go to the James Madison building.
	I would be trotting.
	No, the only option is the U.S. Capitol.
	Oh, here I am.
	I'm being a terrorist.
	I'm trying to send people to the U.S. Capitol.
	Remember, FBI, I said, don't go.
	It's a recipe for murder.
	And then murder happened.
	I never get credit when I say that.
	I said, don't go to Charlottesville.
	It's a fucking mistake.
	If you do, that's back when I was in the club.
	I said, you're out of the club.
	Nope.
	Okay, go back to she's such a ham.
	Go back to chatty guy.
	What?
	You shouldn't be on Wapo.
	This guy.
	Yeah, this guy.
	Now, I think there's also a SACI video on this.
	Safe from any threat, including the threat posed by terrorism.
	No, but go down.
	There should be.
	Yeah, there's the SACI one.
	So it's already at our American shores.
	Earlier today, Canada designated the Cowboys as a terrorist organization, putting them alongside Al-Qaeda, ISIS, and al-Shabaab.
	Does the U.S. plan to do this thing?
	Find that unusual?
	I've seen that, Ed.
	Animal House and Al-Qaeda are the same.
	And it asked certainly our team to make sure we had a little bit of guidance on that for all of you.
	We, of course, have a review underway, a domestic violent extremist, a screamism, I should say, review that's underway by our national security team.
	Screamism?
	We just yell at all.
	To take a look at violence and this type of concerning group activity across the country.
	I expect we will wait for that review to conclude before we make any determinations.
	It's an ongoing review, and when it's concluded, I'm sure we'll have more to say about our view.
	Go ahead.
	How could this not be the end of the club in the sense that who is going to clean your toilets?
	Donald Trump?
	Oh, no, no.
	Oh, no.
	I would never.
	I would never.
	No, but so clearly the rallies are over.
	I mean, there's no way.
	If you're at a rally now and you knock over a tin can, you've detonated a bomb that didn't go off because it didn't have enough bomb in it.
	I cannot see how there could be another Proud Boys rally.
	I can't see it.
	But then you go, okay, personally, I think that's good because we go back to the original drinking club, which was just guys at a bar wearing the same shirt, doing a silly ritual where you say what the script is.
	And I can't say all the things, but it's, believe me, it's water buffalo level, benign.
	But then you're at a bar, say you even rent a room there.
	And say there's second degrees with the punching with the cereals.
	Someone's going to see that.
	They're like, oh my God, there's a terrorist organization rented a room at this bar.
	That bar is going to get terrorist by Antifa.
	The police would come by.
	I mean, Manhattan was over when Max and John went to jail.
	It doesn't take a lot to kill a drinking club because you take the fun out of it.
	By the way, these Russian...
	Russian white supremacists.
	Aren't they just a Russian supremacist?
	Yeah, like, do they hate all the blacks in Russia?
	Yeah, how does that work?
	Russian white supremacists?
	Get blacks out of Russia.
	Okay.
	Seems very Russian.
	I believe so, yes.
	Which he was not Russian.
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	That might be good before a workout.
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	Okay, so that's all for that.
	By the way, speaking of Saki, she was making fun of Space Force today.
	One, two.
	I think she thinks that Space Force is like that when Ron Reagan was talking about having fights in outer space.
	And he thinks that we can save Earth by only shooting each other in outer space, like a space war, a Star Wars.
	I think that's what Reagan called it.
	I can't remember exactly if that's exactly what Reagan wanted, but Trump isn't talking about space wars, dummy.
	Some funny memes take that as that.
	But he's talking about the ability to attack America from outer space via satellite, via hacking our energy, our data systems, our money.
	There's a million ways that satellites and space are a danger to America.
	Via China.
	China, why are you duplicating it?
	I retweeted something about the Space Force.
	And yeah, actually, this is the first time that I learned of how important it is.
	Apparently, that happens every day.
	People trying to hack the satellites and stuff like that.
	One little piece of debris could fuck everything up.
	And they have these satellites that try to do that, to mess up U.S. satellites.
	Yeah, and US satellites could blow up our satellites.
	We don't have bank machines and cell phones without satellites.
	Well, I guess we have bank machines, but you know what I mean.
	Not working ones.
	ATMs, cell phones, gas.
	ATMs, there was one.
	Traffic lights, power grids, guided missiles, surveillance, RPAs, ground combat controller.
	There's no such thing as a day without space operations.
	You just don't see them.
	Earth is only half the battle.
	Cyber attacks, the jamming of our satellites.
	Microsatellites that can create a debris field.
	At 17,000 miles an hour, a piece of metal the size of a coin can be weaponized.
	Now is the time for a military branch with a clear and singular focus on space.
	A military branch that protects the hopes and dreams of America and our way of life as the space domain becomes more and more contested.
	It's time for another giant leap.
	The United States Space Force.
	Okay, we got it.
	We got it from the...
	Sorry, I got lost here.
	Is that tense?
	I started watching it.
	I watched the whole thing.
	It was like three minutes.
	Go back to Saki saying you're stupid.
	They're just like planes.
	I don't know who she's quoting.
	I guess Trump said they're just like planes or who said they're just like planes?
	No, that's the update.
	Sorry.
	Yeah, so she got made fun of, and then she went and looked it up and realized she probably saw the video you just saw.
	But I guess I didn't include the original clip.
	Just go, Sacky.
	They're the new planes.
	So I wonder who said that originally.
	No, you fucking loser.
	Well, you really know how to kill the momentum of this show, don't you?
	Saki Space Force Planes, let me teach you how to Google.
	Okay, we go.
	We scroll down.
	Here we are.
	Watching Ryan at work, folks.
	Let's see him go.
	Okay.
	Ah, the plane of today.
	The president has made a decision on keeping or keeping the scope of the Space Force.
	Wow, Space Force.
	It's the plane of today.
	It is an interesting question.
	I am happy to check with our Space Force point of contact.
	I'm not sure who that is.
	I will find out and see if we have any update on that.
	Why don't you know who he is?
	Pretty major guy to know.
	You know why I think she's making that joke?
	Because lots of people thought that Space Force was just that.
	In fact, they did a whole movie about it with the office guy.
	Michael, what's not Michael?
	Stephen.
	It was a show.
	Yeah, Space Force.
	It was a show?
	So it was like there's a Dom president named Blonald Vrump, and he has Steve Carell, yep.
	Run Space Force, and it's some ridiculous outer space thing because the people at Netflix didn't even look it up.
	They just assumed whatever some chick said on Twitter was true.
	How embarrassing is that?
	Yeah, look at this buffoon.
	With this oath.
	Is that enough of the Proud Boys thing?
	I mean, I'm annoyed at them.
	Without January 6th, they wouldn't have had this fodder.
	Good work, guys.
	You happy?
	Did you enjoy yourself?
	Did you help society?
	Did you help Max and John in prison?
	Way to fucking go.
	And of course, look at that.
	They use a picture of them from a totally different rally.
	Does the photo caption say that?
	I can't read it.
	Freedom Plaza.
	Okay, few.
	December 13th.
	I don't see any Canadian flags there.
	It looks like this is in America.
	No, the rationale is that it's a terrorist group doing terrorism all over the place, for example, Canada.
	I mean, for example, America.
	Here's an example in America.
	And they could be doing this here next.
	So I want to make sure they don't.
	Of course, I'm all over it.
	Why am I still all over this shit?
	I was so wasted at that speech.
	I don't even remember it.
	I just, I did my old, if loving America and wanting the family and wanting free speech is radical, then I guess I'm a radical.
	Go, but down.
	But at least they include at the very end, McInnes has described the group as a politically incorrect men's club for Western chauvinists and denies affiliations with far-right extreme groups that overtly espouse racist and anti-Semitic views.
	McInnis sued the Southern Poverty Law Center, claiming it defamed him when it designated the Proud Boys as a hate group.
	And then...
	Nice to see them reporting facts.
	And then there's Carl Kyle.
	Wait a minute.
	My notes here don't have Lil Uzi Vert, but the Google Doc you have does.
	Doesn't it?
	Yeah.
	Did you...
	No, my notes are old.
	Yours are 1% newer.
	But you've got to look when I'm talking about Lil Uzi Vert and know that it's chronological.
	But that's just the song, or is there that...
	That's just the song.
	Oh, okay.
	Yeah.
	So yeah, you should have a Kyle Rittenhouse thing.
	I do.
	Where he's just been arrested for violating his bail.
	What?
	I mean, his bond, whatever.
	Whatever that is.
	That's the same as bail, right?
	And you go, holy shit, that's terrible.
	What a dummy.
	What's he doing?
	And then the usual reporting.
	Of course, this is Twitter, so it's Teen Girl Central, but scroll down.
	Any more?
	Yeah, look at this.
	Cassidy Williams.
	Click on her.
	This is where we're getting our news from.
	Our babysitters.
	Hey, babysitter, what's going on in the world?
	So she wants you to know that your kids went to bed a little late, and Johnny was kind of bratty, not very well-behaved.
	Oh, and Kyle Rittenhouse violated his bail.
	And then if you look at...
	Wait, have I got the...
	Yeah, I think I have the one in there where she says that he was with Proud Boys.
	That's the only thing there.
	Oh, it's a Cassidy Williams thing.
	There we go.
	Indeed, the defendant has already demonstrated his carefree attitude by going to a bar immediately after his arraignment on January 5th and drinking three beers in the company of known proud boys while flashing white supremacist signs and wearing a free as fuck shirt.
	He was in a bar.
	He's underage.
	You can drink underage in Wisconsin, which seems to freak everyone out.
	The mentality with that rule is I'd rather my kids, if they're going to have a beer at a bar, I was there to make sure they didn't drive drunk.
	I'm not saying it's a good or bad law.
	I'm just saying people seem incapable of understanding That.
	And wearing a free as fuck shirt is retarded.
	Yes, I'm not going to defend that.
	And then the white supremacist thing was this, which we've explained 9 million times, just means liberals are nuts about racism.
	It's not a white supremacist thing.
	Yes, white supremacists use it.
	Everyone who hates liberals use it.
	It means, ooh, calm down, losers.
	You think everything is racist.
	In fact, 4chan made you think this is racist because you're dumb.
	So then you keep reading.
	Sorry, you keep going back to that.
	And then you realize this is way deep down.
	You've got to really dig for this, but you just had it.
	You just had it up there.
	You lost it.
	Rittenhouse's attorney, Mark Richards, countered in his own motion Wednesday that death threats have driven Rittenhouse into an undisclosed safe house.
	Oh.
	Richards said that he offered to give prosecutors a new address in November if they would keep it secret, but they refused.
	I guess they said we can't guarantee that it won't get out.
	He said Rittenhouse has stayed in constant contact with him, Associated Press.
	So Antifa must be calling saying, we're going to kill you.
	They must be viable threats.
	So they go somewhere super secret and then they go, you're not allowed to leave your house.
	That's a violation of your bail.
	Well, it was violate my bail or die.
	And I told you guys.
	But because of some bureaucracy, you said, you see how hard it is to get to the actual story?
	Do you see how far perception and reality have drifted?
	It's space wars.
	They're the planes of today.
	And they're this far apart.
	As much as I love you, which is this much.
	Also unavoidable to notice in the news today, Marjorie Taylor Green.
	Now, the left's view is she's a fucking evil nut who chased, this is what a lawyer told me today.
	She chased a kid who was at Sandy Hook and harassed him and told him it didn't happen.
	I'm like, all right, I like to play devil's advocate and defend people.
	That's a little rich.
	I'm out.
	And even denying Sandy Hook, I'm obviously out.
	That's fucking crazy.
	But then you start, you have to dig and dig.
	And there's no way to Google, like, what did she actually say?
	Like, what was the actual quote?
	So the left's view is that this crazy psychotic bitch gets a standing ovation from Republicans as she avoids punishment for QAdon claims.
	Georgia Rep mocks Kevin McCarthy as all talking, calls Mitch McConnell Mr. Big Turtle, as she escapes censure for conspiracy theories.
	I saw a cool picture of her with a mask that said censored.
	And I was like, I hope this woman isn't nuts because I want to back her.
	I'm not saying I'm going to back her, but what they're saying about her is not entirely accurate.
	For example, yeah, there it is.
	We'll put a .tv on there in Photoshop.
	Yeah.
	So go to 1.6.
	She was at...
	This is not Sandy Hook.
	Like, okay, you have the thing with the comment on the thing of a doodle, right?
	Let's show that first.
	So the Sandy Hook never happened thing, which is unforgivable.
	She didn't really endorse it.
	It was on some random chat.
	Was it Facebook?
	So some guy on Facebook, and maybe she'd had a few whines, he does this long thing about we the people have under a silent attack from our own government ever since Bush one took office 911 was done by our own government I don't agree with that but plenty of rational people do to work at wielding away our gun rights the following I have been sending and even tweet a screenshot of probably 100 times read and do some research stock the fuck up on guns and ammo look at the first initials of the name of the school in Florida Marjorie Stoneman Douglas High School then think mass shooting department
	we don't know when this video was taken he just said it was it but the headline says he he was, she was harassing him after the shooting, calling it a false flag, because the initial thing gets tangled into false flag.
	And then when I talked to my lawyer buddy, that was he's chasing a little kid saying Sandy Hook didn't happen.
	Like, we gotta fucking look up the facts, folks.
	I know we're living in incurious times, and I know you want stuff to fit your narrative, but when you see the right ignoring SickNick's funeral and you're a righty, you have to call it out.
	Similarly, this woman bugging David Hogg is not chasing a Sandy Hook kid down the street.
	Go back to it, Ryan.
	Don't pull away from things till I say to.
	Go to the beginning.
	Okay, not that, I guess.
	David, why are you supporting the red flag laws?
	Video surfaced Wednesday showing U.S. Representative Marjorie Taylor Green following David Hogg near the U.S. Capitol, harassing him and trying to goad him into responding.
	Hogg became a gun control activist after the Parkland massacre on February 14th, 2018.
	So the red flag gun law, I don't know exactly what it is, but I assume it's some sort of like if someone was in a domestic abuse situation or someone has a history of drugs, then they raise a red flag and they can't have a gun.
	He's a gun activist.
	She's a gun activist.
	Because she made a drunken comment, and I'm guessing it's drunken, on Facebook doesn't mean she's denying that he was shot at.
	Also, didn't he leave or something and come back?
	It permits police or family members to petition a state court to order a temporary removal of firearms from a person based on pretty much whatever.
	Yeah.
	So it sounds like it could become overreaching.
	Yeah, you might not have done anything wrong.
	You know what's really going on here?
	They're going to be able to, oh shit, we forgot to cut the show off in half an hour.
	They're going to be able to say, this conspiracy theories are illegal.
	And now a pro-gun activist can't say to an anti-gun activist, why do you support the red flag law?
	Because they can convert that into you're saying his school shooting didn't happen.
	And now what she says is illegal.
	That's the end game here, folks.
	Anyway, we're going to keep talking a bit.
	Actually, let's just make this a long one.
	Who is a Republican QAnon promoter was elected in November to a Georgia congressional seat.
	People combing through her social media have found bizarre utterances from the past, including her assertion that the Stoneman Douglas massacre was a false flag operation.
	The exact timing said this is all true about a random rant.
	It was highlighted on Twitter on Wednesday by Fred Guttenberg, whose daughter Jamie was killed in the shooting.
	The video appears to show both of them in Washington, where they'd been separately making cases on gun-related issues.
	She complained that he was able to secure with U.S. senators, but she wasn't able to get any.
	You're retracting our Second Amendment.
	We have nothing to say.
	No words.
	Come on, Walking.
	It's terrible that she said this is all true and included crazy shit in there.
	And if she's ever said unequivocally, Sandy Hook didn't happen, she's dead to me.
	But I need harder evidence than random Facebook comments.
	I don't think we need to wipe out politicians' entire careers because they responded strangely to a Facebook comment.
	All right, Ryan, here's a fun idea since we're so far ahead.
	What is that?
	Prepares to punish?
	Just a couple hours ago.
	Prepares to punish.
	Prepare to punish!
	From stun to pun-ish.
	Republican entire house, thanks for a stream of bizarre comments and conspiracy theories she's been propounding for years.
	You know what?
	I think I have heard her talk about false flags.
	I think.
	Maybe we should have done a little more research.
	Wait, go back to school shootings.
	Oh, shit.
	Don't cut away from things until I say so.
	Shall I say, like, that's it next time?
	So, school shootings.
	Green's unfounded views include the notion.
	See, this is what I kept finding in my research.
	Her crazy views include the notion that this didn't happen and that didn't happen.
	They were false flag events.
	Like, that's terrible.
	Can I see the actual quotes?
	And then they talk to other people who are outraged.
	They talk to the parents of the victims who are outraged that it happened.
	And you're like, I need the actual quote.
	I know it's an outrageous thing to say.
	I know it would make the families cry.
	Conspiracy theories.
	Among them made anti-Semitic and Islamic statements.
	What are they?
	You can't just...
	Green has many more beliefs.
	And by the way, this is terrible writing.
	You don't say what people's beliefs are.
	You can say it seems like they believe this.
	And commented about many more subjects, some of which were known before she was elected, other that have come to light since.
	Among them, made anti-Semitic and Islamophobic statements.
	Supported a comment suggesting a bullet to the head of House of Speaker Nancy Pelosi and killing other national leaders and FBI agents.
	Okay, that's terrible.
	Can I see that, please?
	Just look her up, her name and bullet to the head.
	Is this someone just dumb with her like button?
	Because I wouldn't, I know, well, we're gonna have a special episode for the feds.
	I'd hate to be sitting here advocating for murder.
	Let's see.
	But every time you, especially, well, the Washington Examiners.
	Oh, she liked the comment of something.
	Hold on.
	Okay, but was there anything else in it?
	And I'm sick of liking comments, meaning you advocate the comment.
	Back when I was allowed on social media, I would like things so I could reference them later.
	Fake news, CNN is writing another hippie.
	So many folks in my time for winning political office.
	I'm never back down to the enemy, blah, blah, blah.
	And they are coming after me.
	But see, now she's being equally ambiguous.
	I feel like a judge here.
	I don't care what your emotions are.
	What did you say?
	Look a bullet.
	This was the thing.
	She liked the thing, but here's another one.
	Wait, let me see what she liked.
	Well, here's a crime punishable by death, but she's not guilty of treason, according to CNN.
	In a video from taken inside of the speaker's office, Green said she would suffer, said Pelosi would suffer death or she'll be imprisoned for her treason.
	But the liking of the...
	Wait, in a speech posted to Facebook, Green reportedly said, quote, and it's a crime punishable by death is what treason is.
	Nancy Pelosi is guilty of treason, according to CNN.
	And in a video from February, blah, blah, blah, from inside the speaker's office, Green said Pelosi would suffer death or she'll be in prison for her treason.
	I mean, she's not calling for her to be killed in that instance, and the punishment for treason is death.
	But it's a long process, and the state does it.
	So if you're advocating for the state to investigate treason, is that a crime?
	I don't know.
	Again, I hate, I don't want to defend someone where I'm not familiar with 100% of what she said, but it sounds like all these smoking guns are fucking smoking turds.
	Here's a great one, too.
	Somebody said, oh, she posted a picture of her with an AK-47 next to AOC, like across from her.
	And I was like, I have to shoot her.
	Okay, that's bad.
	And here it is.
	That's an AR-15.
	No, that's her saying I'm a badass.
	And then them being in the background.
	I love how they say AK-47.
	Well, remember Roger Stone got in big shit for his trial, which was Enrique's doing, by the way, where they said he had a gun and he posted a target on the judge's head saying, kill her.
	And you go, that's fucking terrible.
	What are you crazy?
	And then you realize, no, it's a collage of whatever that news source is, counter currents or whatever it is, Criterion.
	That's their logo.
	So they have their logo in the background and then her in the foreground.
	That's not a crosshairs on her face.
	And how many times did they talk about killing Trump?
	How many people, how many celebrities talked about killing Trump?
	Johnny Depp, Madonna, fantasizing about killing Trump.
	All right, anyway, let's, for the first time ever, I think, let's include the mailbag into the free podcast.
	We've already gone so far off, why not give them more?
	Usually we only do half an hour.
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dead.
	Let's turn our eyes together.
	Mindy.
	Hey, Gavin, Ryan, claiming something is a false flag doesn't mean you don't believe it happened.
	It usually means that the person believes it was set up to happen by the government to facilitate a certain agenda.
	For example, gun control.
	Some people claim the Syrian gas attack was a false flag in order to go to war with Assad.
	That makes a lot more sense.
	Thank you, Mindy.
	Hey guys, I recently bought a 3D printer.
	My first project, I created something I think the world really needs.
	These are small tests.
	I would send them if I knew where to send them to.
	I want to thank you for being there.
	Censor.tv has become an integral part of my daily routine.
	I've given up on all news.
	Having a show like Ed Omilana has helped me to maintain my insanity through this fucking debacle of a year as we descend into becoming another socialist shithole.
	I look forward to Beef Squad.
	They never disappoint.
	Soph and Lotus are treasures.
	Give hope for the future.
	Wow.
	So what did he do?
	He made them out of clay and then plugged them into a 3D printer?
	Or designed them via the internet, right?
	The 3D printer thing?
	Is that how that works?
	Yeah, you create a file.
	I bought a 3D printer.
	Yeah.
	Oh, I see.
	You can make something on the internet and then the 3D printer just sort of fills in the gaps.
	That's a good bobblehead, too.
	You look like a drug dealer down on your luck.
	Yeah.
	You look like you're getting pushed out by some more important drug dealers and you've lost your little racket and your life's in danger and you just need to sell like two more bags.
	Dude, they have zebra crocs.
	They're not really desperate, though, are they, drug dealers?
	Unless they're doing drugs.
	They're more like, this sucks.
	Are those Yeezys or zebra crocs?
	I'm on the lawn.
	Get it?
	Get off my lawn.
	Oh, yeah.
	Wayne Dupree, Dusty Bogan, atheism is inevitable.
	I cannot watch the train wreck that is Copper Cab.
	Even Milo has found his voice and has figured out a way to leave the funny to Gavin.
	Gary's mailbag codifies me.
	You know what I like about Gary's mailbag is people are analyzing it.
	And they're like, I think he has a reverse lisp.
	You can tell he's spitting on the mic when he talks.
	Who cleans that mic?
	And he was apparently very good at science when he was a young man.
	Maybe he got dumb when he became gay.
	Yeah, he turned into a himbo.
	And I just, it made me, it brought me so much joy to know that people are analyzing fucking Gary.
	Imagine he was a stone-cold, stunning hottie and just getting blown.
	Gary, let me blow you.
	Imagine that guy could see Gary today.
	Gary's made like codifies me to what kind souls are running the show.
	There's very little that I skip on the lineup.
	I need it out for Bud shirt.
	Unfortunately, I'm still in XL.
	Guys, stop being fat.
	We don't sell fat sizes.
	That's not true.
	Motolikus.
	Dear Kilty and soy sauce.
	Who would ever in a million years have ever thought Marilyn Manson would ever be an unsavory character or an unsafe person to be around?
	Yeah, what was he wearing?
	Spencer says, Magatanamo Bay.
	Is that what I called it today?
	I've got live letters.
	Sounds like a sweet place to be sent as long as it's on a remote island in the Caribbean.
	Okay, thanks for your two cents.
	The show is too quiet.
	You can't hear it if you're watching it on your phone or a tablet.
	I have to connect my speaker in order to hear it.
	I keep hearing that.
	I'm actually getting clipping.
	Look, if you see up here, if you go, hey, if you, it says audio is clipped.
	What does that mean clipped?
	Like, it hits the point of distortion.
	But that's through the live stream.
	I'm recording it.
	Where we're recording it, we're not getting clipping.
	This is.
	I keep hearing that.
	I'm still...
	I'm actually getting clipping.
	Look, if you see up here...
	Oh, that's us.
	If you go, hey, if you have audio is clipped.
	What does that mean, clipped?
	I mean, it is.
	It definitely, like, 10 should be louder than that.
	But that's definitely a lot of fun.
	Our live streams are always lower than the average show.
	Okay, we got to fix that, Ryan.
	On your downtime, instead of playing guitar on a YouTube, try to solve problems.
	You basically, this is like the Lando Calarisian, and you have to be in there tinkering on your downtime.
	I've tinkered with it, but look, I'm going to raise it up, but we're already in the red.
	Look at that red.
	That's not good.
	So I'm going to bump it up to seven decibels above.
	So it should be louder now.
	Checking one, two, three.
	Check it.
	One, two, three.
	Let's see if it distorts.
	I'll open it up and shrink it out.
	Someone sent us a sacky is stupid bumper, because we have a feeling it's going to become a regular segment.
	Okay, turn on the table.
	He spoke today as you all stopped.
	We are safe.
	He is safe.
	Ryan, you're this.
	Again, you're fucking up.
	I just want that.
	I just want to see if we're going to sound like shit now.
	He spoke today as you all stop.
	We are safe.
	You understand there's a show going on, though, as you do this test.
	I want to make sure that it's audible.
	Okay, show that.
	He spoke today, as you all stopped.
	We are safe.
	He is safe.
	You are all safe.
	I don't have anything new for you on that, and we'll circle back with you directly.
	Stay tuned.
	We'll do this again tomorrow.
	And now it's time for...
	Sacky is stupid.
	That is terrible and good at the same time.
	I love that.
	Okay, now do you want to test to see if it's yeah, let me see.
	So just say stuff.
	Okay.
	What doesn't sound bad?
	That doesn't sound bad at all.
	So you've been fucking up.
	You know, a little bit of red is good.
	Have you been having no red?
	No.
	Check, check, check.
	Oh, that clip.
	Check, check, check.
	All right, wait, I want to hear that.
	Check, check, check.
	Sounded harmful to my monitors.
	All right, let's stop doing sound tests live on air.
	It's fucking embarrassing.
	Hey, Rye guys, sorry to hack your system, but this message is for the big cheese.
	You have been deplatformed from everything, including grocery stores.
	Your family is starving.
	In order to make it through the winter, you decide you need to consume a small amount of your own waste for calories.
	Would you rather have one meal of poop and pea per week that you have to eat, or have two regular meals during the week with poop or pee?
	One poop, one pee mixed into them?
	I think I've heard this one before, by the way.
	This is from like a book.
	What do you think?
	Would you rather just get it over with in a poop meal or have like a porridge with some poo in it?
	I think I'd rather just get it over with.
	Because like you're eating porridge and then you get a log.
	But then with the with the drink, I'd like to have my orange juice, like my pea, and then have like tons of orange flavoring.
	What are you doing?
	That one sounds weird.
	That one sounds word.
	Oh, is your tiny brain trying to figure this out?
	I'm eating poop in my brain right now.
	It's not easy.
	Well, and drinking poop.
	Your brain is poop.
	Well, I guess then it'll make me stronger.
	I think I'm going to go with mix it.
	Because I said you'll hit a log, but maybe I'll mash it up.
	Oh, God.
	That might ruin me.
	I could put so much spice.
	Isn't that why Indians have spice?
	Because their food's so disgusting?
	I could put tons of spices.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Definitely.
	Tons of flavorings and stuff.
	Maybe you wouldn't be able to taste the shit.
	You don't want to eat raw shit.
	I mean, eating raw shit, you couldn't get chittier than that.
	That's shit.
	Like, exponential shit.
	No, it's exactly 100% shit.
	That's not exponential.
	Okay, now we'll go to the final video.
	Which is a fun thing we do at the end of every show for those of you who aren't aware of the show.
	Finally, after the longest wait, we have a new one from Bob Mineri.
	A man almost as funny as, what's it called?
	Crime?
	What's the crime guys again?
	Crime hoods?
	Nope.
	Mobbin.
	Shizmobbin.
	Nope.
	The crime guys are like, what hood is this?
	I thought it was shizmobbin, bro.
	No, it's not!
	Crime?
	Don't insist on something.
	Crime face.
	Crime faces.
	You got the crime face shop, but where's crime face?
	No, it's one word.
	Holy shit.
	No, that's not it.
	You bad.
	Live from Sky Fox One.
	This bad boy is coming to an end.
	He's fucked.
	Nowhere to go.
	Crime faces, yes.
	Okay, now we have to show a crime face just to catch everyone up.
	Fight night, Joey Spencer set it off with a bonsai.
	Spun him.
	Cork screwed him.
	Head overhand right, moved him.
	Talking like you crazy.
	Now you crawling like a baby.
	That was a shocker.
	But he gets back up.
	He wants to get right back to it.
	But he's tired.
	He wants to get his hands on him, but he lost focus.
	He let his emotions get the best of him.
	So off the break, he abandons all habitude, and your man Zeus starts going whackadoo.
	He went goon.
	That ain't gonna cut it.
	The ref deducts the point.
	Now let's continue to the inevitable.
	He comes already defeated.
	Bullshit jabbed down.
	He could have yelled.
	He would have fell.
	And he gota yelled he would have fell.
	It's over, Hover.
	He starts beefing with the ref.
	Hit the auto start.
	Warm up the car.
	Fun fact: that's Isaiah Selden, son of former heavyweight champ Bruce Selden.
	lost to Iron Mike that infamous night in Vegas when Pac got shot.
	It's just a loss, dog.
	Life goes on.
	It's better days.
	Keep your head up.
	Fight night.
	That would suck.
	Your dad was a champ, but he lost it all.
	And then you come to, just like the movie Creed, you come to settle the score, but no, then you get your ass kicked.
	All right, now that we've cleaned our palate and I'm not mad anymore, let's do Bob Muneri.
	But it's coming to an end.
	He's fucked.
	Nowhere to go, running into oncoming traffic and running out of options.
	And also running towards a family of fives fucking minivan.
	Leaps on that bad boy, and he is surrounded, about to go to clinky.
	And it's only a matter of time.
	Yep, there it is.
	Fucking spear to the ground and taken down.
	Live from Sky Fox One.
	This bad boy is coming to an end.
	He's fucked.
	All right, and that's how we usually end the shows, folks.
	Maybe we'll have a little summary here.
	I think it's insane that the Prowboys have been designated a terrorist organization.
	I think it's only a matter of time before this same bizarre rationale creeps south of the border to America, and it's likely going to be the end of the club.
	I guess that'll be a boon to America's safety as these horrible terrorists are no longer blowing up buildings and murdering everything in their path, just like Al-Qaeda.
	Clown World?
	Was that loud enough?
	Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
	Another complaint, by the way, about the sound.
	Not just on live.
	The sound level on GL ML is very low, even compared to other shows uncensored.
	Sort it out, Ryan.
	Let's try that.
	Let's just do a little experiment, shall we?
	I'll go to the app.
	Oops.
	I'll look up, say, Atheism is unstoppable.
	Click on that.
	I load up.
	Doesn't take long to load.
	Unless it's a real long one, I guess.
	Now she'll hit the drum on Mike Brown.
	I mean, they still are not clear about Mike Brown being a phone call.
	Okay, so that's amazing.
	But now they're just bringing in any old black.
	So let me look up Von Deritten Myers Jr.
	Anyone want to take a guess what this guy did?
	Okay.
	And now let me do that way louder.
	Their website is VetsforChild Rescue.
	I can actually download them and show you the audio waves too.
	Let's see.
	Let's try Katie Hopkins.
	I do her audio.
	Her audio is a little weird.
	That sounds the same.
	Maybe he's talking about three hunks and you hadn't re-uplo.
	He's talking about one before you re-uploaded it.
	Yes, that's possible.
	But I'm always like at the...
	I put a processor on it to make sure we don't go above clipping.
	So it's a limiter and a processor.
	So any light noise, even like this, it'll get boosted.
	Compressor.
	Dynamic compression.
	Yeah, well, something's not working, Ryan.
	And a parametric equal.
	I don't believe them.
	I really don't.
	I mean, you just sold it.
	Did you just fucking listen to it?
	What do you think?
	With your own human brain.
	You just listened to it and you just said, you don't believe yourself.
	This is why you suck.
	You don't believe yourself.
	This is why you're dumb.
	This is why you're you'll never go anywhere.
	I've been doing sound audio for a long time.
	Three hunks was a mistake.
	You just proved it to yourself.
	I've heard this complaint a lot of times.
	I just tested three fucking shows.
	That's not a thorough test, Ryan.
	When we get five, six complaints, they're right.
	I don't believe them.
	You always do this.
	When there's a problem, you go, nah, I don't believe them.
	It's wrong.
	I checked.
	I look at the audio levels.
	It's a fucking program that's supposed to do that.
	Supposed to tell you if you're clipping or not.
	That doesn't even fucking matter.
	Then there's a problem.
	Let's see.
	Let's see what happens.
	Ryan, shit for brains.
	Yeah, I'm going to boost them.
	Shit for brains.
	Listen to me.
	Then the problem is somewhere else.
	Then for some reason, when GML goes from your perfect sound that you're not wrong about to the actual app, there's a problem.
	Then you work it out with our tech guy.
	That's how it works, dummy.
	If there's lots of people complaining, there's a problem.
	I don't believe them.
	That's a Monty Python sketch where they complain about something and he goes, I don't believe you.
	I don't believe you.
	Hi, there's a problem with my food here.
	No, there's not.
	Well, there's a bug in it.
	You put it there.
	Okay, I understand people have been coming in here for weeks complaining about flies in the food at your restaurant.
	Yeah, a lot of people put flies in this shit.
	Look at this.
	I looked at three different plates.
	No flies.
	Watch that one.
	Look at this one.
	No flies.
	You're a sketch.
	Well, that's good for a show.
	Yeah, it's not good for me.
	Alright, let's take some calls.
	Let's break some balls.
	I can't, I have no idea what to draw.
	The auctions are under siege, too.
	Maybe I'll draw like a funny handicapped-looking dude.
	Oh, you made fun of the handicapped.
	You see what the fucking left does when they get together with the authorities?
	The next thing you know, you can't say anything, because you're going to go to jail.
	They've stripped the world of color.
	Nice work, boys.
	We're scared to make jokes now, lest they be taken out of context.
	This is taking a long time.
	I haven't been drinking since I told you.
	And by the way, when I said delirium tremors, DTs, I was being hyperbolic.
	I get DTs, dummies.
	But it makes you a much better drawing not being drunk.
	I guess it gives you patience.
	We have.
	There's no...
	Just a caller.
	Okay.
	Screening skipped.
	I don't care.
	Hello?
	Hello?
	It's homeless Gavin.
	It's not my home.
	It's my studio.
	But yes, can I help you?
	That was a great derating of Ryan.
	I loved it.
	Oh, good.
	I was in the vault, and I watched Jonas Bros from 2019.
	It was probably your best episode.
	It was only about 28 minutes long.
	I encourage the listeners or the viewers, subscribers, as you like to call them, not fans, to go look that one up.
	Jonas Bros?
	That was an episode?
	I don't even remember that.
	Ryan dubbed, yeah, Jonas Bros.
	It was when Ryan got out of jail and came back, and you were back from vacation.
	And he was fucking up?
	And he was pointing a rifle at you, and then he overdubbed the mailbag segment, and it was all, please bring Ryan back.
	We love Ryan.
	We want Ryan.
	And then you ended up shooting him in the head at the end of the episode.
	Oh, yes, that was a good episode.
	That was the only episode.
	It was probably your best work, sir.
	Thank you very much.
	I'm glad everyone enjoyed that.
	But honestly, I don't believe you're going to move any.
	Where are you going to go?
	Where's your boxing gym going to be?
	Where are you going to move to?
	Well, I'm obviously not going to disclose my location, but there's mega-like places all over Jersey, upstate New York.
	Fuck.
	What I think you should do, do a freaking tour.
	Go on the road.
	Yeah, but that takes time.
	Take that or two weeks.
	Could do that.
	I have kids.
	I know you have kids.
	Take your kids with you.
	Get in trouble.
	Yeah.
	Great.
	No, that is part of the plan.
	My boy's got baseball in the summer, so we can't do it then.
	And school could be Zoom.
	You're correct.
	Uploading is kind of a bitch.
	But yeah, we could go on an RV tour.
	God, being with Ryan for weeks at a time sounds like torture.
	Well, he can have a fucking Winnebago, and you can have like a massive freaking tour bus.
	He gets an entire Winnebago?
	How about he gets a Honda Civic and I get a...
	He's got to carry around all of his useless shit that doesn't properly do all of the audio, you know?
	Yeah.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling.
	These are all wonderful tips.
	Kurt, 911.
	Or 9-11.
	Hey, what's up, guys?
	Hey, you were talking about 9-11 a little bit before with the sender.
	And I know your position in the past has been that 9-11 was done by Al-Qaeda.
	But perhaps maybe you could talk to Alex Jones again.
	I know you were on his show recently.
	And I don't know.
	Maybe you can change your opinion.
	Okay, thanks for that.
	That's a great call.
	Really interesting.
	Let's get back into fucking 9-11, shall we?
	Jesus Christ.
	Never forget.
	Bobby.
	Hey.
	Yo.
	Hey.
	So I want to tell you what happened to my co-worker.
	He got his second COVID shot.
	Okay.
	So he came into work, 8 a.m., gets the shot, 9 a.m.
	Come 11 a.m.
	He basically comes back into the office and is like hung over.
	But he's hungover and he is slurring his speech.
	And I'm serious as shit.
	Slurring his speech.
	Can't even walk straight.
	And he goes, guys, I got to go.
	So he leaves and we're all kind of left to thinking, okay.
	Now, sorry, he came back to your work or to your home?
	It's the office, the office space.
	So he came back to the office, and he was all fucked up and weird.
	All fucked up and weird.
	And he left, and our boss calls us and said, hey, did you know XMAX left for the day?
	And they're like, yeah, we pretty much figured out we'll figure that one out.
	You guys can keep the shots.
	Let's fucking keep those.
	I'm not getting fuck that.
	So that was pretty much the deal for me.
	That's the whole story?
	Like, where is he now?
	Is he alive?
	Oh, he's good.
	He was out for two days.
	Two days?
	Two days.
	And he had COVID, too.
	I had COVID, and so that he had kind of made its way through the office.
	He was out for two days, and he was worse off than when he had COVID.
	Really?
	To sell days.
	Couldn't even wake up.
	What was your COVID experience like?
	Well, for the first day, it was almost like just a minor flu, like a sore throat.
	I could have definitely worked, but I left from work anyway, and then I went and got the swab.
	And then, for a solid three, four days, it was hell.
	My head felt like it was going to explode.
	I'm not going to lie, it was super shitty.
	But I thought you just said the shot was worse.
	Say that again?
	I thought you just said getting the shot was worse than COVID.
	Oh, for him.
	For Carl, not for me.
	Oh, okay.
	For you, COVID was way worse.
	I didn't get the shot, but I lost my taste and snow for probably a solid month.
	That sucks.
	But God, I mean, since I had it, I'm I'm good.
	I'll I'll do the antibody shit.
	I'll just bank on that.
	No way am I gonna take this weird ass shopping free I don't even care.
	I don't even know.
	Alright.
	Well, thanks for your call.
	That's very uh helpful.
	He's still talking there.
	So both things suck, huh?
	That's not good.
	How have we avoided code?
	I don't know.
	Mike?
	Yo, what's up?
	Come on, man.
	Mikey!
	What's up, guys?
	Hey, man.
	Yo, so this audio thing you're having, it's definitely happening.
	For whatever reason, I noticed it more on the live shows.
	It's just, it's lower than everything else.
	But when you did that test earlier, when Gavin, you were doing the old testing, testing, and Ryan, you said it sounded terrible on your end.
	It actually sounded like fine on our end, and it was a little bit louder.
	So maybe there's like, maybe however you're hearing the audio is clipping and however it's going out is different or whatever.
	I don't know.
	Yeah, Brian said you're lying.
	So you must, maybe your ears are broken?
	No, the live shows, they have been low.
	No, he wasn't.
	Jesus Christ in it.
	Fucking crotch.
	He said, if you had ear holes, that the live show, yes, it is quieter, but it's still a problem on the normal shows.
	You said that, sir?
	Did you say that, sir?
	Well, Ryan's kind of, he's getting clipping on his end.
	So, you know, to his knowledge, he's like, let me turn that down.
	But all I'm saying is somehow on our end.
	Yes, I understand.
	But did you say you're clipping right now?
	Did you, I know.
	Did you say?
	I don't give a fuck about clipping from now on.
	Did you say, sir, that the show in general, not just the live show, is too quiet?
	I listen to the regular show on my headphones at work, but I watch live at home.
	So I'll say I've only noticed it live at home when it's like at 9 o'clock at night.
	Oh, I thought you said that.
	On the headphones, it sounds great.
	It sounds perfectly fine on headphones, in the car, Bluetooth, all that.
	It's just like on the computer, live, for whatever reason, it's super low with everything maxed up.
	Has it improved since we did the test?
	Because I left it up and cranked it up.
	I don't know.
	I'm on the phone right now, so I don't conflict the audio with the best.
	Send an email to the mailbag and be like, hey.
	But we fixed it way before you were on the phone.
	All right, yeah.
	Right.
	But he's been on the phone listening.
	Yeah, it did sound better.
	But I've been putting it through my TV because I can get my TV louder.
	But I did notice it was louder when you did the test.
	And Ryan, you said it was clipping, but it sounded good on our end.
	So that's all I'm saying.
	Yeah, like, when was the last time, and screaming doesn't count, did you hear me going because I was clipping out so bad and you just couldn't hear shit?
	Like, I bet that's never happened.
	No, no, nothing's ever been distorted like that.
	It's always like a nice low, it's like low register sound and stuff like that.
	It sounds good, you know, on everything else.
	It's just on the live shows on the PC for whatever reason.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling.
	Okay, it's me.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	That's Casey Jones to you.
	But either way.
	So, how's it going, guys?
	Pretty good.
	What's up?
	Hanging out.
	Gavin, you're not out for bud?
	You're sober or what?
	I just forgot to get some at the studio.
	I am avoiding liquor, though.
	Okay, so those bobbleheads with that out for bud little shirt on there, I thought that was perfect.
	And your Crocs, Ryan, were pretty lame.
	Thanks, which is accurate.
	Okay, so why I'm calling is, speaking of accurate, y'all should, you know, get y'all's accuracy up on the show.
	Citing the Am I Dumb episode, I'm going to go ahead and say yes to both of y'all, Detective Shitty and Detective Shittier.
	Better be good.
	Okay, well.
	Such a long intro for someone who's so fucking smart.
	Such a big build-up to someone who's way better than us.
	You can get upset.
	You can get offended.
	Thank you.
	Just, you know, maybe read another book or two and stop scratching your face so much and, you know, we'll be good.
	Okay, so are you going to tell us what we were stupid about yet?
	Okay, so I've actually been keeping a list.
	If you really want to be specific, the real thing that got me to, you know, start this list was when you had the crystal knock video of Arnold Schwarzenegger on, and you were like, oh yeah,
	his dad was a Nazi.
	He was SS.
	No, his father was not SS.
	His dad was actually SA, which is something different than the stupid schwaffel.
	Okay, something tells me a lot of your corrections are going to involve the SS and Jews.
	Okay, so I'm going to be like, okay, why are you involving the JQ here for you B-Squad viewers?
	Why are you involving the JQ?
	Let's just hear your next horrible, stupid mistake that us dummies make.
	Okay, so this one I'm going to put on Ryan.
	You like that Eddie Black guy, the YouTuber with the news videos or whatever?
	Heavy black guy with the news videos?
	Eddie Black.
	I don't know who that is.
	Eddie Black.
	Eddie Black, the dude who was at DC, DC, and he was like, yo, Eddie Block now.
	Eddie Block, you fucking moron.
	Yeah, one letter off, just like S, S, S, trying to sound like one of these America First kids who have this snarky attitude because they've never been in a fight and they've never confronted anyone face to face.
	So they just get.
	Oh, come on, come on.
	Is that what you are?
	Don't even go there.
	But either way.
	You are, aren't you?
	You're one of these pussy America first guys that talks big online, and then when you hear Antifa knows where AFPAC is, you all go running like fucking rats.
	Okay, look, my whole point about Eddie Black and Eddie Block, moron.
	Oh, I love this.
	Eddie Block is he was one of the guys that was following around the guys with orange hats on November or January 6th.
	And he was kind of one of those purveyors of the theories of the proud boys were there with the orange hat guys.
	So either way, you know, my point's not to argue, but you also just...
	No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
	Your point is to argue.
	That's what you called up to do.
	I got Arnold Schwarzenegger's father's military class.
	Stop your fucking laughing, you pussy.
	You would not be laughing if we were face to face.
	This snarky, fake laugh is such a beta male pussy thing to do.
	So shut your fucking mouth and listen to how pathetic you are when you call people dumb because you think it empowers you.
	Eddie Block may have been there.
	Members, by the way, I don't think he's in Proud Boys anymore.
	Members of Proud Boys could have been cut him off.
	This is so fucking annoying.
	Okay, okay.
	You mad, bro?
	I'm not scared of you.
	For the 900th time, members of the club could have been at January 6th.
	Five were arrested who were members of the club.
	That doesn't mean the Proud Boys as a group were there.
	I'll do the analogy again.
	If you found out that one of the guys that stormed the Capitol was a member of the Knights of Columbus, does that mean that the Knights of Columbus stormed the Capitol?
	No.
	Proud Boys as a group said, we're not going.
	Some said, well, that sucks.
	I want to go.
	And then they were told, all right, you're going as a guy.
	You're going as a dude.
	You're not going as a member of the club.
	But the media wants that to be true so badly.
	And by the way, why is this America First Faggot so determined to bitch at the right and call out Proud Boys and get them arrested and support this allegation that they're terrorists?
	That's such a pussy thing to do.
	I think it's the new thing with them.
	They're like, we're the new right.
	We're the young right.
	All the other right is gay.
	Okay.
	That's why when you went up to proud boys and said, do you accept Jesus into your heart or some bullshit like that?
	They just beat you up.
	The JQ fucking Arnold Schwarzenegger's fucking military status wrong.
	Whoops.
	Yeah, don't mess up Nazi info.
	I kind of get that stuff right.
	Sam.
	Hey, how's it going?
	Can you hear me?
	Yep.
	Have you guys seen this guy?
	Morgan Wallen.
	Morgan Wallen.
	Hell yeah.
	Yeah, you guys saw it on him.
	We didn't show it on the show, but let's show it now.
	So what did he do?
	He said the N-word?
	The unspeakable N-word?
	Yeah, he said the N-word, and it said that iHeartMedia, Radio Playlist have canceled him, Cumulus, Sirius, Pandora, and he got cut from his record label or something like that.
	Anyways, I just thought that was pretty insane.
	All right.
	Well, thanks for your call.
	We're going to check it out right now.
	That's all you get is one.
	You know, I like Milo's attitude with all this, which is, good.
	I'm glad that Marilyn Manson is getting canceled.
	I'm glad that everyone is getting canceled because soon they're going to see how ridiculous it is.
	Now, that would suck if after I say that, he comes on and the clip is like, I've had enough.
	And everyone's going, yeah.
	He's got a noose in his hand.
	I'd have a tweet to take.
	Oh, cancel.
	That would be bad.
	It is not like that.
	Well, you know, it's not going to be.
	Actually, hey, y'all too.
	Nice, take care of this pussy ass motherfucker.
	Oh, man.
	Is he talking to his friends?
	Yeah.
	I believe the hell so.
	Well, if he's talking to his friends, come on.
	And he's drunk?
	That's a very crucial detail is if he's talking to his friends or not.
	Not allowed to talk to that, but dude, he...
	Oh, he probably invited them in for more drinks.
	Yeah, and they said no.
	He's like, you're pussies.
	Alright, next.
	Musicians used to be able to fucking party, snort ants, bite bats' heads off, and now they can't even say bats.
	I bet Motley Crew used to say it, but for real.
	Right.
	Yeah.
	Used to say a bunch of stuff.
	Probably rude gentlemen.
	Jake.
	Jacques.
	What's up, dude?
	Hey, can you hear me?
	I sure can.
	Okay.
	So, first of all, every time I've watched anything you guys have done, the audio has been perfect.
	Oh.
	And that's just...
	I watch it on my phone, so I don't know if that really has anything to do with it.
	And where are you when you watch it on your phone?
	Are you sitting on a couch?
	I'm from northern Minnesota.
	Okay.
	No, I mean, when you watch it on your phone, though, like, I'm trying to picture you.
	Are you lying in bed?
	Are you sitting on the couch?
	I'm masturbating most of the time.
	Okay.
	Yucky.
	No, I seriously wanted to know, though.
	Yeah, because your environment, if it's loud, it might not be, then it might be drowned out.
	But if you're sitting there in a quiet room, of course, it's going to be loud.
	Well, I have my headphones on most of the time.
	Oh, well.
	And where are you, though?
	Like, on a couch when you do this?
	Well, I'm usually sitting on my bed.
	So for like two hours?
	I'm sitting on my bed.
	So, yeah, I don't know how that would make any difference.
	Wait, sitting on your bed?
	Like on the edge of your bed?
	Who sits on the bed, sir?
	I sit on the edge of my bed because I don't have a couch to sit on.
	Oh, there you go.
	How old are you?
	I am 23 years old.
	And you just have a bed with nothing else?
	Well, right now I'm staying with my mother, and so I just kind of stay in my bedroom most of the time.
	I do have my own land and stuff, but I've been saving money up to be able to develop it, but I've been kind of staying at my mother's house.
	So I spend most of the time in my own bedroom, I guess.
	Okay.
	Not sounding successful, but I got you.
	Huh?
	I said, not sounding overly successful, but I get you.
	No, I'm not that successful.
	But I mean, I'm a pretty smart guy, though.
	I was in the 99th percentile when I took my ACT test in the science section.
	So that's something.
	I don't know.
	It means something, I guess.
	I was in that same percentile for my HIV test.
	So I'm pretty proud.
	You're definitely not.
	You're very positive.
	What's your question, sir?
	Well, so I was just kind of curious.
	I know you guys, I know you don't want to like, like, I don't want to come across as a Nazi or anything, but I am genuinely curious about the fact, like, what is the fate of white people?
	You know, because white people have existed for thousands of years.
	And we, you know, I don't know about you, but I feel like a spiritual connection to my own people.
	And it saddens me.
	I know, like, I was out at Standing Rock.
	I was defending Native Americans because I didn't want them.
	I felt like they were killing themselves through drugs and through, I mean, just actually killing themselves because they were so depressed at the fact that they had been conquered in the way that they had.
	And I'm afraid that white people's fate is very similar.
	You know, that we are just being conquered by forces that don't care about what's right or what's wrong.
	They just care about how is it we're going to increase the profits of our corporations or whatever.
	And it seems to me that it's a very sad thing to watch a race of people die off, whether or not it's Native Americans or white people or Japanese people or whoever.
	So I'm just curious what you think, in the end, our fate really is.
	Well, I know that, you know, it's okay to be racist against whites.
	You could say on Twitter, I hate white people.
	I wish they'd all die.
	It won't get censored.
	There can even be legislation.
	You can also be racist or at least have policies that are racist towards Asians and say, I'm going to penalize their marks to get into Harvard because I don't want there to be too many Asians in Harvard.
	I'm going to punish them for their hard work.
	But I think as America goes into third, third, third, black, Hispanic, white, blacks are going to vote for the black guy.
	Hispanics are going to vote for the Hispanic guy.
	Whites are going to vote for the white guy.
	And we'll become more and more segregated as a society.
	I don't think it'll ever get to the point where it's like South Africa, where whites are fifth-class citizens that are just regularly killed, tortured, and abused, like the Rhodesian farm murders and the strange white camps they have over there.
	But I do think that America is going through several stages of a racial divorce where we don't want to be with each other.
	But who knows where that will end up?
	But maybe it'll end up with sort of not formally, but informally three Americas.
	And Nary, the two shall meet.
	Blacks will have the suburbs.
	I mean, it's kind of scary, to be honest with you, to watch the way the world, the way the country is going and to realize that the United States is being invaded, essentially, because they're not legal immigrants.
	Nobody is asking them to come here.
	Well, maybe like big business is asking them to come here, but they're not legally coming here.
	So they're invaders and they come here and then they tell us that we're evil, you know, and they teach their children that we're evil.
	And like I went to a school in the suburbs of New York for like a year when I was in the third grade.
	And when I was there, I was the only white kid.
	And they harassed me and attacked me.
	And it got so bad that I actually had to leave the school.
	We had to file a police report and stuff.
	I had to leave.
	What was the suburb?
	Huh?
	What was the suburb?
	Well, it was Waterbury, Connecticut.
	Okay.
	And they just wouldn't leave me alone.
	And this was in the third grade.
	And they were, because they just would never leave me alone.
	And they were so violent, I could not go onto the playground.
	Like, if I went out onto the play, I had to go hide in the parking lot because otherwise they would attack me.
	Seriously.
	And I am honestly afraid of what's going to happen, you know, where I live.
	I live in northern Minnesota, so it's still pretty white at this point.
	But what is going to happen when these people that are immigrating here and they come up here and they just have, they're being told all the time that the reason, that every time they fail at anything, the reason is always white people.
	And so when they continue to fail, which, I mean, there's a high likelihood that they are going to continue to fail At things, or at least a large percentage of them are, what are they going to do to us?
	You know, seriously, are they going to just, they're not going to leave us alone, they're just going to continually blame us.
	Yeah, well, I think we know when to leave alone with this segregation, it'll all become, it'll all become, you won't have white kids at black schools.
	You'll have black schools, you'll have white schools.
	I think we're already going to be able to.
	Are they going to ever allow that to happen?
	Because they didn't allow it to happen.
	They stopped it from happening before, and it doesn't seem to me like they ever want it to happen again.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling.
	Complicated question.
	Sorry to cut you off, but you got a lot of air time there.
	Who's next?
	Let's hope it's a little lighter.
	Touch of the fraud, please.
	Someone says.
	Touch a fraud.
	There we go.
	Hey, I heard Parlor is about to come back online.
	That's what John said.
	The CEO.
	I heard that he was just fired.
	But that's not what I was going to say.
	Wait, wait, wait, wait.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	Fox, shut up.
	Fox Business.
	Parlor CEO John Matzey says he's been terminated by the board.
	He also says, I did not participate in this decision.
	The future of Parlor is no longer in my hands, he wrote.
	What?
	And this was from February 3rd.
	I don't know exactly when.
	Parlor's terminated John Matzi.
	I understand that those who now control the company have made some communications to employees and other third parties that have unfortunately created confusion and prompted me to make this public statement.
	He has been met with constant resistance to his original vision for the platform and failure to remove.
	It sounds like he's been booted and the board has decided to play nice and censor everyone.
	But are they still going to open up parlor?
	What?
	I can't hear you.
	Sorry.
	Are they going to open up parlor?
	It's looking like, and this is all fresh news of today, but it's looking like he's been ousted because he didn't want to start censoring free speech.
	And the board said, we could be the next Twitter, so we're censoring free speech.
	You're out.
	That's what I'm guessing.
	Yes.
	And by them saying that, the other, Amazon, whatever, is saying, okay, we'll let you come back as long as we can censor conservatives.
	Yeah, it sucks because I had no social media for years.
	I thought it was super gay.
	I saw how it got trendy.
	And then I made Parlor.
	And then I worked my ass off to get 18,000.
	I know it's not a lot, but have you ever heard of catch and fraud theory guy and it comes back on?
	Check your inbox.
	They'll send you some shit on where to move before it got off.
	But a second thing I wanted to say real quick before I get to the police thing, David Hogg, I know for a fact, the activist, the representative was like following from the Stoneman Douglas shooting.
	I know for a fact he wasn't at the shooting because he was a senior at the time and seniors got off at like 12.
	And so he was at home, but his sister was there.
	So when the shooting happened, he tried to ride his bike over there and he couldn't get in there.
	And a news person stopped him and said, hey, what are you doing here?
	And he's like, I'm riding my bike here because I'm a senior half day and going there.
	That video is in Scrub because I know his dad works for the FBI or something like that.
	And so you can't find that video.
	And he's a fucking fag anyways.
	All right.
	And so I'll get to the police thing.
	So the police, have you ever heard of Kelly Thomas?
	No?
	If Ryan could go YouTube, Kelly Thomas.
	Dude, you're getting three points here.
	That's a lot of points.
	Dude, I have to get this out.
	This is my most important one.
	The Kelly Thomas clip on YouTube.
	It's like the third one down.
	It's two minutes.
	You have to watch it.
	It's so horrible.
	It's the police officers beating up this homeless guy in California and killing him.
	The video is like two minutes, 27 seconds.
	But it's really important because, dude, the police, like if I've been arrested 100, if I've been confronted by them like 100 times, honestly, I didn't care about the defund or defend them because only two of the hundred have been cool.
	You know what I'm saying?
	Like they gives me like a seatbelt ticket and a DUI team.
	So honestly, it kind of fucked the police, but I don't care either way.
	Okay, thanks for your call, dude.
	Thank you very much for calling.
	Jesus.
	Why did I let that guy have three points?
	Now we're going through some police brutality videos and talking about parlor and fucking like it becomes the other guy's show.
	We're only doing one point.
	Oh, that picture doesn't look good.
	This one was 2 minutes 17.
	I did not see the one 227.
	Today in court, we're hearing accusations of how Thomas was pummeled and left lying in a pool of his own blood.
	The suspect was uncontrollable.
	They couldn't handcuff him.
	They couldn't control him.
	An officer is trained basically to control him secure.
	They're not trained to tie.
	And this was not even a tie.
	I think the one he's talking about is like the full video of the thing.
	But yeah, that's bad.
	But can anybody find me a group of white people beating up a black kid?
	I can't.
	I was looking up B-roll for the opposite of that, and I found a lot.
	There's a lot of groups of blacks beating up one white person, but I really can't find.
	Okay, let's take another call.
	One subject per person.
	Whoa, Zach.
	Hey, how's it going?
	How's it going, A?
	Yeah, I'm actually from Canada.
	I'm probably from the same city that you're from, actually.
	I found that out recently.
	But I enjoy your guys' show, and I was just wondering how you maintain your sanity when talking about the clown world, like all every day, most days of the week.
	Yeah.
	It's tough, man.
	Especially because it affects my personal life, my family's life.
	My friends go to jail.
	It's not like a silly thing from afar.
	Like, say we were talking about South Africa every day.
	We go, holy shit, another crazy law passed in South Africa.
	Glad we don't live there anymore.
	Like, say we were expats.
	But We're in the eye of the storm.
	I mean, we could get arrested at any moment for some trumped-up charge.
	It's stressful.
	The booze helps.
	So, yeah, what do you do?
	What do you draw upon to just stay sane and to stay calm in the midst of all that?
	I go boxing every morning, and that helps get the frustration out.
	I find even it helps to think about the thing that's driving you nuts as you hit the heavy bag.
	I remember once time I was thinking of Andrew Cuomo hitting the speed bag, and it just became like a blur.
	So contact sports, I think, help a lot, and definitely staying in shape helps a lot.
	And you just gotta have a fighting mentality.
	You know, you talk to people who are in prison, and they go, they see these prisoners who give up.
	Can you stop fucking going all over the internet looking at videos while we're on a show?
	You're not alone.
	You're on a show.
	I understand.
	He's looking at fight videos with the audio on.
	And then you kill my trainer.
	You're talking about having a fighting mentality.
	Yes, there's that.
	Oh, yeah.
	In prisons, these guys will sort of lose hope and they'll go, I am a bad guy.
	I do suck.
	The authorities are right.
	And once they start that, they start going.
	Like in that book, Unbroken, the Louis Zampaneri book, they're on this rubber dinghy for like a month with no food.
	And this guy was like, we're going to die.
	We're going to die.
	And he died.
	But the other ones who sat there coming up with things like, what would your mother cook for dinner?
	And having that kind of stuff, they ended up living longer.
	So you just have to keep that fighting mentality or you'll die.
	Right.
	Thanks.
	Yeah, I mean, for me, if I didn't know that, like, because of my Christian faith, I believe that all this stuff, all the injustice that goes on and the corruption in hidden places, right, it's going to be brought to light eventually.
	It's going to be dealt with eventually.
	That's kind of the thing that comforts me.
	So I wonder, like, do you draw upon faith at all for yourself for that kind of thing?
	I pray to God for strength.
	I pray to God to give my friends and family strength in a time of crisis.
	But I don't really have faith in justice in that sense.
	I mean, maybe on Judgment Day, but I don't have any faith that Hillary will be caught for any of these.
	Right, right, right.
	Like, not today.
	It's not going to happen now, but ultimately it will.
	And so I find comforting.
	But anyway, I was just wondering for you.
	And yeah, I appreciate that answer.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling.
	I did a ghost, a vampire, and a werewolf, but I put the W as an M. So that's unfortunate.
	Hello.
	Hey.
	Hey.
	You're cool.
	Hey.
	You're cool.
	Of her neck dip.
	So earlier, you guys were doing a Would You Rather from the mailbag, and Ryan said, I'm eating poop in my brain right now.
	Yes.
	And I thought that would be a phenomenal drop to the show.
	So you thought this would be such a phenomenal drop that not only did you call, but you also wrote it in as an email.
	Oh, I didn't write that, but somebody then I'm with did.
	Okay.
	Thank you for calling.
	You just lost it.
	You lost your point.
	Sorry.
	That's what happens when you say the same thing to me twice.
	Pooh poo.
	Alex.
	It's one point per household.
	Hey there.
	Hey.
	I have a drawing suggestion.
	Gavin, draw yourself as a Ronin and Ryan as a Jeff Rican princess.
	Hey.
	Okay.
	It's kind of gay, but let's do that.
	Thanks for calling.
	That's a handy tip.
	Mike talking about rice.
	Hello?
	Hello?
	Hey.
	So about the audio, guys, I have a theory.
	I guess I don't have any information, but I think I'm probably right about this.
	I don't know why.
	I think it comes down to three parts.
	Part one and part two, or you guys are getting trolled.
	I think there's one part, people realize that it pisses off Gavin and they get a yuck about it.
	There's another part of, you know, the classic joke of shitting on Ryan.
	No, because I've been getting emails about it.
	It's not a funny email troll.
	It might be funny with a call-in, but I've been getting emails and comments online for a long time.
	Well, so that would be then what I would attribute to the third part, which is there's a lot of just these fucking tech snobs out there, especially when it comes to audio.
	Like if everything's not like the perfect 5G, 4K, L C D, L E D, whatever, they find they feel like it's like not good enough for them.
	I remember, you know, like every time a new HC TV comes out, you have that friend who like can't watch an older TV ever again.
	Even if it's like a five-year older TV, they'll complain.
	I don't know.
	That's a good theory.
	So the standards are too high?
	Especially when somebody mentions it, and then you have like a fajita effect.
	Sorry, you're trying to say something?
	So their standards are just too high?
	Yeah, I think they're, well, I think they're, they're, I don't want to call them snobs and be so disparaging, but they're geeks.
	So they have a much higher awareness of like how good audio can be compared to your average listener who probably doesn't give a shit.
	I mean, I listen to, you know, just about every show, and it always sounds fine.
	I listen to it with my headphones on, the headphones off, phone.
	Okay.
	Good to know.
	Those are good theories.
	On the subway.
	Thanks for calling.
	Great theory.
	I have a feeling he had someone.
	What's the next call?
	Are you reading emails?
	Caveman.
	Caveman.
	Gavin and Ryan.
	Good evening.
	Good evening.
	Don't worry, I only have one point because some people, I actually respect the sanctity of the show.
	Gavin, I have some bad news for you.
	Are you sitting down?
	Yes.
	This is a very solemn moment.
	You're going to say, after I say this, you're going to say, you have hurt me today.
	So, listen, I sent you that sake bumper, okay?
	And Gavin said, wow, I like that.
	I like that girl.
	I like her face, but I don't like her gut.
	Is that true, Gavin?
	You did say that.
	Yep.
	I liked her tits and her face and everything, but her gun seemed a bit rich.
	Maybe she's pregnant.
	Well, here's the bad news, Gavin.
	The truth is, that was a deep fake, and I have put Saki's face on top of a random woman's fat body.
	So by extension, you think Saki is hot.
	I want to fuck you with my heels on.
	Okay, thanks for calling.
	That has hurt me today.
	But wait, I want to see it again.
	Because now I'm hoping that I can argue that, like, well, maybe Saki is hot, like, just here.
	When you stretch out the face and she doesn't have a bony.
	Yeah, when you give her huge tits and make her fun.
	Don't you have these saved somewhere?
	They're only an email?
	I do.
	I think that'll be easy to find.
	Okay.
	Go ahead and find it.
	I'm having a lot of trouble with this Trump replacement.
	I'm not sure what to do here.
	It looks like a different person.
	It's just got the core features of her face there.
	That one she looks fine.
	She doesn't have a bony face.
	And the tits help.
	Huh.
	These are all different women, also.
	I guess we find her attractive.
	And that doesn't really bother me.
	I never really said, haha, it's the ugly sacky hour.
	I was like, haha, this woman is totally in over her head and has no clue what she's doing.
	She was pretty ugly.
	I don't know.
	She looks like a witch.
	Well, I was in my AP Environmental Science class when Chris Ben started running out.
	Immediately we went around our closet and told the teacher to close the door.
	We should close the door.
	And then, right when she did stuff, the fireballs closed, and we all spent against each other behind.
	On the day of the shooting, I got my camera and got on my bike and rode as fast as I could three miles from my house to the school to get as much video and get as many interviews as I could because I knew that this could not be another mass shooting.
	Why isn't that a bigger deal?
	Double standards in America, folks.
	Double standards.
	Peter Schiff.
	Next.
	Hey.
	Hey, buddy.
	I just wanted to say that the first caller was saying something about your best content ever.
	I think it is the atheist argument for the existence of God.
	It was a podcast you did, like, I don't know, three years ago.
	But it's my favorite point that you make consistently.
	You know, one of your stories you repeat all the time.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling.
	Appreciate it.
	Yeah, that was, I just, the wonder of nature is inarguable, right?
	And then you just say, okay, once I get you with that, just plug God in.
	Oh, yeah, but Jesus didn't have a burning bush.
	And look, the rest of that is us just trying to wrap our heads around this incredible story.
	Some, you know, pygmy tribes do a bad job.
	Catholics do, I believe, the best job.
	I think Jews do a great job.
	But it's all us just trying to get a handle on it.
	You know?
	Yeah, he doesn't have a big beard.
	Yeah, we know he doesn't have a big beard and sandals and stuff, but that just helps us sort of, I don't know, humanize it, get a clearer picture of it.
	But I don't think you can deny the Big Bang, all this shit.
	What's this?
	Is this what he's talking about?
	There's a layer of patheticness here, though.
	Again, you just got to realize, yeah, these games are fun.
	Now you're 32 and you're sitting there, I'm Batman.
	That's me talking about video games, Ryan.
	But it's with the amazing atheist, this guy, right?
	Yeah.
	Amazing atheist.
	Boy, young people today do not have a problem with confidence.
	Confidence is great.
	Let's stop with the confidence, okay?
	And now try to build up the substance here.
	Because you're really good at everything else.
	But my video is called The Atheist Argument for God.
	My dad saw that and he goes, that's absolutely the stupidest thing you've ever done in your life.
	Which hurt me today.
	You were my sister, we were born.
	That's pretty good.
	Atheist argument for God.
	Yeah, you're not going to find it.
	Give up.
	Ah, frick.
	Well, we got Gabe on the line.
	Gabe.
	What's up, Gabe?
	Unless your name isn't Gabe.
	I have an idea.
	6.
	36.
	Yes.
	Hello.
	Hello.
	Hello.
	Hey, uh, yeah.
	I sent a mailbag an email.
	It's a cartoon.
	It's called Murdoch Murdoch.
	I wanted to know what you think about that.
	I already hate it.
	He already hates it, sir.
	Well, can you check it out, please?
	He did say please.
	Okay, fine.
	That looks kind of cool.
	What's Sir?
	What is the email?
	It just says Murdoch Murdoch.
	Okay.
	It's Kyle.
	By Kyle.
	I'm kind of a cartoon snob, and this is probably going to be flash animation or something, and it's going to get on my nerves, and I'm going to be pissed off now.
	You sent it to the mailbox.
	You know how to spell Murdoch, Ryan?
	Sure do.
	Okay.
	How'd you spell it?
	I'm not seeing it, bud.
	The mailbag.
	It's censored TV, right?
	Yeah.
	Murdoch, M-U-R-D-O-C-H.
	Oh, you didn't put, you just put the link and you said Kyle Collins.
	Yeah, yeah, I put a bit shoot link.
	And it's also not available.
	Thanks, buddy.
	Son of a bitch.
	Yeah, that was a great call.
	Great way to end the show.
	Poop.
	Jesus fucking Christ.
	And I promise you it sucks.
	Well, look up Murdoch Murdoch now.
	And it's cartoon.
	Cartoon Murdoch.
	Just Murdoch Murdoch.
	You're not going to end up with two documentaries about Rupert Murdoch back-to-back.
	You would look in video.
	Murdoch mysteries and such.
	I don't see no cartoons.
	And you wrote Murdoch Murdoch twice?
	What is that?
	There's like a Pepe type thing I just saw.
	Oh.
	Yeah, so statistically, homogenous societies fare better than multi-ethnic societies.
	Wow!
	Dr. Murdoch was right!
	Super chats are a great way of raising money.
	We just made $15 in an hour!
	Let's put coffee on my shirt.
	Well, that's fine.
	I've got another shirt under here anyway.
	What just happened?
	We made more in 10 seconds than in the whole last hour.
	I guess they just think we're really smart.
	Nah, it's pretty obvious.
	They're into your boobs.
	What?
	They might only pay a few dollars to hear us talk, but pull out a little cleavage, and it's like the shekels just start pouring in.
	But it feels warm.
	I'm getting grumpy as a grumper.
	Well, I'll keep going until we get a good call.
	What are you doing?
	Looking at all the callers.
	Well, click on the next call, please.
	All right.
	Navy Joe.
	Hi, Navy Joe.
	Can you hear me?
	Yep.
	All right, perfect.
	All right, buddy.
	So here's the deal.
	I moved from San Diego out to Georgia.
	What I wanted to tell you was that I grew up in California.
	The main thing that I thought was pretty interesting was that in California schools, as well as just like what you see on movies and everything else, is that they kind of make you think that the South is racist.
	And then I get here and everybody's so welcoming and friendly.
	Yeah, that's generally the story of America and Canada too.
	It's like the South is racist.
	They think dinosaurs don't exist.
	They think gays are going to hell.
	They want to lynch black people.
	And then you get down here and everyone's like, ha, how you doing?
	No, no, yeah, no.
	Like, so anyways, my main point is, is that people are just completely manipulated by media.
	Like, they watch.
	I think I know what's going on here.
	So this is like America First kids have decided that...
	No, no, dude, I swear.
	I swear.
	I am not America First.
	I'm watching your show right now.
	I am just a person that...
	Well, I'm Navy.
	I talked to you a couple months ago on the Veterans Show.
	I moved out here to Georgia, and I'm just trying to let you know that kids are manipulated from birth, pretty much, from watching TV from Hollywood, from being in LA schools.
	That's where I was raised.
	And I work in hospitals today.
	And the best information I could give you right now is just wash your hands and you'll be safe.
	All right, thanks for coming.
	But I live in Georgia.
	That was great.
	The washing of the hands.
	Good news.
	Question about based on my predicament.
	474.
	Hello?
	Hello?
	You're on the line.
	Hello.
	Oh, hi.
	Good morning, guys.
	And thank you both for your service.
	I really appreciate it.
	And I have a bit of a little bit of a difficult situation in my life right now.
	Situation.
	And I know Gavin is a pro-family and a pro-life dude.
	So I wanted to know if you knock up a girl and you're really not into her, there's no chance you're going to be able to settle down and establish a nuclear family and stick around.
	Is abortion an option?
	Even though it conflicts with your religious beliefs?
	No.
	And how'd you get in that situation in the first place is the question I always ask these people.
	Like, well, how'd you come in here?
	What, the condom broke?
	What a load of bullshit.
	If you're out fucking girls and you get one pregnant, then it's on you.
	So don't go jizzing in a bunch of brads.
	All right.
	Thank you for your time.
	These pranks, if they're pranks, are the worst pranks ever.
	And if these are callers, they reek.
	Lake.
	This guy's called 12 times.
	I think he's a friendly.
	Okay, what's up?
	Yeah, no, I've called it several times.
	I called her on Veterans Day about my wife and shit.
	My ex-wife.
	I don't know if you can remember that.
	Made the joke about, you know, the, you know, her when I'm on deployment and shit, she's got a cock in her mouth and whatever.
	Yeah, I've called several times.
	But, dude, I just wanted to ask you about Ben Shapiro, whether or not you watch him.
	No, I don't.
	I like him, though.
	Oh, you don't?
	I'm not interested.
	Yeah, I mean, I like him, too.
	He's become really hard to watch.
	Anyway, I just wanted to ask: like, what is it about your show that you think is so interesting?
	Because I turn him on sometimes throughout the day, and I'm like, what the fuck, man?
	This is the same bullshit.
	Over and over, he does an express VPN ad.
	And then we talk about Israel and how shitty Trump is, and then it's fucking done after an hour.
	So, like, what do you think that you do differently that the viewers keep coming back?
	Well, I hope it would be variety, a sense of humor, a lot of pop culture, keeping it light, going off of tangents.
	I see this more as a radio show where you can go wandering.
	Whereas with Ben, it's like, got to hit these points, got to get through this.
	Whereas I wouldn't mind if we talked the whole show about pussy for one episode and then realized, oh, shit, we didn't get to the new.
	Okay, we'll get to that tomorrow.
	Yes, absolutely.
	It's a thousand times more entertaining.
	I think variety is the.
	All right, thanks, buddy.
	All right, finally a good call.
	Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
	I just feel so proud of you and got my beats on TC.
	Yeah, there's no way that you can know what see the things we see.
	She said she can tell every time that I like the mighty.

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