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Jan. 28, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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GOML LIVE #83 - WHO'S AN FBI INFORMANT?
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This is off the dome tonight.
Off the dome.
Y'all ready for this?
Ryan, are you all ready for this?
Hell yes.
Now you're LARPing as a country guy?
Like a cow poke or something?
Cow poke?
I don't have the hat.
You were going to become goth.
Whatever happened with that?
It's too expensive, honestly, and I don't have enough knowledge on the clothes.
It's really, really expensive.
It was like $50 for a cool shirt that's tattered and black.
So you're giving up?
Yes.
Not goth.
I have like one outfit.
And I don't know how to do my own makeup and stuff, and that was going to be a big part of it.
And I want to dye my hair.
Black?
No, I wanted to do it like blue.
Like shiny, crazy blue.
I was going to go to Philadelphia.
There's this group of goths that love the show.
And I was going to have them just do me all up.
But it would have cost like maybe $300 or $400.
So I can't do that.
You know, you suck so bad.
I don't even, like, I don't mind.
It's like shrimp.
Like, I don't want shrimp.
You don't like shrimp?
I don't like shrimp.
They're the cockroaches of the sea.
But they're good.
No, they're gross.
And when people offer me shrimp, I'm like, no, thanks.
But lobster.
So with you, I'm just like, no, thanks.
All right.
Not interested.
If I got a budget.
If you're a budget is a giant cockroach in the sea.
If I got a budget, I would have done it.
But I didn't feel like I was letting anybody else down but me.
I don't care.
Okay.
If you put a rifle in your mouth in front of me and blew your head off, I would go, holy shit, wow.
Look at that.
The blood goes everywhere.
Are we going to get that off the walls?
That would be a first.
It's like my dog.
Dude, the fucking leak is gone.
Yeah.
And the part that was leaking is healed up like a fucking wound.
Yes.
What?
I saw that as I came in.
I was like, there's literally not a slit in the ceiling.
It's gone.
It's been erased.
I know.
Umberto was right.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
I called him an idiot.
I called him an asshole.
I said that's not how sheetrock works.
It doesn't heal itself.
Dude, it has healed itself to the umpteenth degree.
Wait a minute.
What the fuck?
I cannot.
I can't even see where the hole was.
No.
I think it may be like a dog whistle level visual difference where it's like maybe a spider could see it, but it looks like somebody painted it over.
Is someone fucking with us?
Yeah.
I didn't know what to expect when we came in, like the full bucket or celebs.
Like George Clooney shrunk Matt Damon's shoes and pants down half an inch every day when they were shooting something.
That's a good prank.
Is this a good prank?
The hole's gone.
Anyway, clearly we are less and less popular as the days go by.
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studio 246.
just brings back you know horrible memories yeah i know how it feels don't ask me about saving private ryan dude i don't so we should go to the legion we should go to these um you know uh places where you get beers for three bucks each oh they do that yeah yeah these war vet places.
That's true.
I get, like, discounts and stuff when I go to AMC, which I'm investing in now.
Have you heard about this whole...
Yeah, GameStop.
Wait, wait, there seems to be two things.
So this AMC and GameStop, is that the same and Nokia.
Well, it's basically it's...
So hedge funds, people that are in hedge funds bet to short that the company is going to do bad.
So like Blockbuster does really shitty, obviously.
And then GameStop, for some reason, they were banking on it to do bad.
So the worse it does, the better they do.
But people blew up the stock by they coordinated on Reddit and on Discord they're banned now, but it's Wall Street bets.
And they just got banned for hate speech because they're taking money from the hedge fund people.
So that's interesting.
So when we are in peril, we get banned.
When they are in peril, the hedge funds, they ban the system.
Yeah, they get bailouts.
And then when normal people, you know, like their business goes under, they don't get bailouts.
They just go under.
And when regular average Joes are making money in the stock market, and by the way, they lost $14 million or they're set to lose about $14 million.
$14 billion, actually.
The hedge funds.
Okay.
They owe $14 billion collectively.
I think that's the amount there.
I don't know the whole scoop, but that's the scoop I got.
In our music group, we got a guy who's all about, like, look up Market Mania.
And one of our guys is in there, and they just talk about this whole thing.
So I don't quite understand.
So GameStop said, or someone said that GameStop is available in the stock market, and people started investing in it.
I think it's been available.
But people started investing in GameStop like crazy.
I know Cassandra Fairbanks was talking about it.
Yeah.
And now it's valued at $10 billion.
No, right now it was like a couple of cents or a couple of bucks and now it's up to $320 a share.
But it's all fake.
No, it's little.
So the people that put inflated.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I like the way my chest hair goes.
It looks like a tree.
Yeah.
And then they did the same thing with who else?
Nokia and AMC Theaters.
And then BlackBerry, I think, is another one that they're looking at.
Just like these dead stocks that people bank on doing horrible.
Tim Pool explains it pretty well.
Dude, listen.
This is pretty crazy.
Wall Street is panicking right now because the average Joes are taking the money back.
I love it.
This is crazy, man.
Check this out.
As several stocks have been halted and some major trading platforms.
Why is head so cold at all times?
That's warm.
It's blazing hot.
Like AMC.
Why?
Because the system is broken.
For too long, wealthy elites, the hedge funds, have found a way to strip the value from the working class and make billions for themselves.
And finally, a group of internet forum users decided enough was enough.
This is an update on a story I covered earlier this morning, but for those that aren't familiar, a subreddit called Wall Street Bets decided that they were tired of the media and market manipulation, corrupt journalists propping up and shooting down stocks to steal money from regular people.
And they decided to squeeze out these hedge funds.
They bet against GameStop.
And so these four music says, okay, you want to bet against retail?
We're going to invest in it for no reason, essentially.
Sending the value to the moon.
Well, now, the establishment cronies and elites, these trading platforms are outraged, calling it market manipulation that must be stopped, demanding regulation.
The White House says we are monitoring the situation.
Why?
Because when the plebs find a way to use your system to make money and get rich, they panic.
When the hedge funds are the...
Yeah, they're looking at like charging like a conspiracy of people that tried to pull this together.
By the way, Tim, it's not plebs, it's plebs.
It is plebs, yeah.
What are plebs?
When you read it, it's plebs.
I read it.
Look, guys, I read it.
This is crazy, man.
Check this out.
Here's a fun book.
So we're done with that.
Fly fishing with Darth Vader.
So this Matt Labash, it's really a collection of his essays, of his articles.
I don't know where he is right now.
He was very proficient, prolific 10 years ago, but you don't see much these days.
But Fly Fishing with Darth Vader is his seminal essay where he went fly fishing with Dick Cheney.
And it's a really, really well-written book, a well-written compendium of essays.
Oh, look, Donald Trump is in it.
This is before Donald Trump was president.
I forgot about that.
Shit.
Donald Trump is in this book, Pre-President.
That's probably the best chapter.
So, yeah, Matt Labash is a really good writer, and he takes people at face value.
And he wrote this book about hanging out with dudes, which he really did, and judging them for who they are.
And that's becoming rarer and rare these days.
Oh, we didn't discuss the song.
The opening song was Rocket from the Crypt.
I used to go to South by Southwest in the 90s, and we would watch.
It was so great back then, South by Southwest.
And we would watch Rocket from the Crypt and Supernova and all these fuck emos at the band, at the venue emos.
And it was a roaring ride.
You got in free, by the way, to Rocket from the Crypt shows if you had a Rocket from the Crypt tattoo, which is that Rocket.
Which is probably where I got the Proud Boys tattoo thing from.
This is not a good pitch for Rocket from the Crypt.
Brian, this looks terrible.
Don't they have a video?
Just them rocking out.
They don't look like that rocking out.
This on the rope.
Welcome to a brand new series of TMI Friday.
What kind of music is this?
Hardcore scum?
I'm just thinking about scum ability.
Well, they got the horns.
Like hard rock and roll.
Ryan, the central focus of SCA is the jet and jet-and-jet and jet, the Jamaican you can't take that away.
All right, let's jump in right into the gossip, folks.
Crazy story in the news.
Enrique Tario is being accused of being an informant.
Now, I usually talk to him on encrypted apps.
He's off.
I don't think that's his doing.
I've been talking about this all day with my criminal friends.
Extremist leader repeatedly worked undercover for investigators after his arrest in 2012.
Former prosecutor and court files reveal.
Who are those dudes next to him?
I've never seen that guy.
Have you?
No.
So here's the crazy part.
Say you're an FBI informant, right?
You have Teflon around you.
You would think.
So you don't get arrested when you go to DC.
You get welcomed to DC.
Yeah.
So that's, let's do all the sides for Enrique.
And I tried calling him and everything, and I'm not going to disparage him.
And calling someone a snitch is one of the worst things you could ever do.
So I'm not going to do that until I have hardcore evidence.
But let's just present the cases just for fun.
Okay.
So here's the case for not a snitch.
You're Teflon if you're a snitch.
So why was he arrested?
Why was he thrown?
Why was he told he couldn't come to DC ever again?
Why was he arrested for burning the BLM flag?
They should have said, why would he even take the blame for burning the BLM flag?
Which he didn't technically do.
That doesn't make sense.
The way you know a Fed is they get away with murder, literally.
And you go, wait, why did everyone around you go to jail and you didn't go to jail?
You must have been an informant.
Now, it's possible that he was an informant.
That's conceivable.
Yeah.
According to these...
Have you read these articles?
I read the article and read the article.
I actually don't have a problem with what he did at all.
Well, some of them are cool.
Like he worked with the FBI, allegedly worked with the FBI to thwart human smugglers where he paid a guy 11 grand to bring his fictitious family over the border.
Yeah.
Okay, so he's thwarting coyotes there.
He's thwarting coyotes.
Yes.
That seems cool.
Yeah.
But then there's also shit in there about exposing marijuana grow houses.
Yeah, that's a little fey, but it doesn't seem very cool.
The Excess MDMA one, it's like, I mean, the pharmaceuticals also, like things that probably catch people.
Excuse me, MDMA one.
He helped make a bus for that.
Show your face.
It didn't go into much detail from that, but I was like, fuck him.
Even people, if I was friends with somebody who did that, I'd be like, you're on the tightrope.
You're going to be doing that, man.
It's dangerous.
So, listen.
Listen.
Wait, listen.
So you would rat out your friends if they were making MDMA?
No, but I mean, what do the people look like that he ratted out?
Probably just Cuban criminals that, you know.
But it's never like...
I don't know.
I don't have a problem with that.
Well, here's what I don't get.
So say he was a snitch back in 2012, right?
Yeah.
He got arrested.
He did his sentence.
And then the snitching was post-that.
So did you make a deal?
And then they said, you got to do your time first?
Maybe.
Yeah.
Well, that seems kind of weird to me.
Doesn't it?
It's like we...
Do your time first and then do a bunch of snitching for us.
Maybe it's like you stay at a parole or probation and you kind of give us some info here.
Wouldn't they make you do the snitching first?
I guess the snitching takes a while.
Anyway, in these articles, they make him look like snitchy, snitchy McGee.
And that's totally possible.
Maybe it lessened his sentence.
By the way, Enrique's crimes are very ridiculous.
They were irrelevant.
He was selling test strips for diabetics.
Test strips that worked, but he wasn't licensed to sell them.
Okay.
Worst criminal ever.
Worst informant ever.
He was just doing the best thing.
And then I guess he took a plea, and then maybe he did this.
He allegedly did this snitching for like a couple years where he took down grow houses, human trafficking things, fake drug people.
So that's one side of the argument.
The other side is he's been an informant all along.
And this is what's interesting about these two sides is there's perception and reality, as my old vice founder Shane would always say.
As far as the history books go, it doesn't really matter what the truth is.
So it's fun for us to sort of willy-nilly discuss our theories and even what Enrique says and the back and forth, because the history books will not necessarily reflect the truth.
The history books will reflect the most reasonable thing.
Like say some, okay, how would this, Ryan?
Some, you date some girl, right?
Sure.
And she was dating a cop before you.
Right.
And he was fucking pissed off that you, and I hate to disparage the police, but let's say a Fed.
He's pissed off that you got her.
So he planted meth on you, right?
Yeah, and then he arrested you and you went to jail.
And then someone made a video of you and I talking really fast, and it was like Prowboys founder and producer who was caught with mess on mess or whatever, and then we would just be the meth show, right?
And that would become the law of the land, that would just become the story forever.
Yeah, you know, when I was reading Enrique's article, it was like the things that like the story was this new information about the FBI informant thing.
And then they sneak in a whole bunch of just facts now.
We're like, well, there was the domestic terrorist attack on the Capitol.
It's like, whoa, that wasn't solid yet.
That's hearsay.
That's like a way to look at it.
And they're like Proud Boys extremist group.
And it's like, how did we get here?
Right.
So their narrative is kind of weird because it's like the head of the Proud Boys was an FBI informant is the narrative.
So you go, okay.
So the FBI is not good at hiding their informants.
Right.
Yeah.
Why would they let that happen, though?
But secondly, so that means the whole movement was a lie?
Right.
Because it was run by an informant?
So we're an inside.
We actually run.
So the whole thing is an inside job?
No.
Okay.
I do think it was unusual to jump ahead here to plan B, which is the narrative is true.
That Enrique really wanted me to do a speech at January 6th.
And there was a guy who looked exactly like me with my same beard and same glasses marching around.
Are those coincidences?
I think so.
And cops going like this.
I'm drifting from Enrique now, and now I'm talking about a general conspiracy.
Cops going like this after removing the barricade.
And I saw a filmmaker.
I met him a couple nights ago.
He was showing me pictures.
He was there.
And he showed me a picture of the Capitol at around 11 a.m.
One cop.
And he goes, how many cops do you think should be around the Capitol at any time or when there's a demonstration coming?
Probably a bunch.
So there's a lot of fishy shit going on.
If we had a newspaper, I'd say it'd be safe to cement down that Pelosi and a couple of the people allowed people into the building to maximize potential damage to capitalize off of it later.
Well, here's a guess.
And I'm going to go back to Charlottesville.
Not physically, for the audience.
Nor were you ever there.
I think that major law enforcement is inept.
When I talk to criminals that are like Coke dealers and stuff or Max and John getting arrested, I see raging incompetence.
I think the FBI, the CIA, the top brass in major police forces are terrible at their job.
I think low-level cops, guys walking the beat, are much better at getting bad guys than the top brass.
And that's why I always say, fuck the police's boss.
So what I think is going on here is there's tons of money, millions of dollars invested into stopping crime.
Unfortunately, MS-13 is an impermeable membrane.
They were born in El Salvador.
They have facial tattoos.
There's not enough Hispanic FBI guys to infiltrate that.
Real bona fide crime syndicate.
Those guys are actually very dangerous.
Your daughter could OD on fentanyl from them.
They're in the suburbs.
They're dealing oxy.
They're dealing opioids.
They're dealing fentanyl.
Your daughter, your son, you're fucking, you could die.
From them dealing that.
It's open borders and big pharma combined have led to MS-13 distributing big oxy across the entire country, especially in the Rust Belt, especially in redneck places,
especially where people are out of work like Ohio.
But the amazing thing about it is it involves upper middle class, rich, poor, everyone.
That's real crime.
20 blacks killed by 20 blacks every day.
That's real crime.
But the left has failed at conquering those problems.
So they need a scapegoat.
So what do they do?
They say it's white supremacy, systemic racism.
That's the problem.
And that's much easier to infiltrate because we're innocent.
And when I say we, I mean the alleged white supremacists, not actual white supremacists.
So they go on our Facebook.
They go on our phones.
And we're there stealing a podium from Nancy Pelosi going, because we don't even know we're a threat.
We're wandering into shit.
So they double down, they triple down, they put all the money on us.
And they go, we got the proud boys.
So I'm just guessing here, but it seems that the feds were involved in the Capitol.
It seems that the feds wanted it to happen.
They wanted to make a honey trap for dumb patriots, and I think it was dumb to storm the Capitol, for dumb patriots to go in and start wrecking shit and go, hi, I'm at Nancy Pelosi's desk.
Here's my feet up.
And then they turn that into a sinister thing so they can arrest the opposition, so they can arrest Trump supporters and conservatives.
It's a Pearl Harbor.
What?
It's a Pearl Harbor-like a thing.
You have a tragedy, and then you could do stuff about it.
But, Ryan, can you just show the Detective Shitty icon, please?
Oh, the thing?
Yeah.
Oh, that was terrible.
The Gulf of Tonkin.
Pearl Harbor was a tragedy.
No, yeah.
But you...
Okay, well, what was worse?
The Capitol Hill invasion or Pearl Harbor?
I don't know what Twirl Harbor was.
Was that a Twitter?
Pearl Harbor was the beginning of Pearl Harbor.
There were ballerinas who were there during Grange Étés.
Yes.
And geisha ladies.
Yeah.
Well, I'm not trivializing Pearl Harbor, but I'm just saying that, you know, you have some.
I noticed Japanese people love to trivialize Pearl Harbor.
Pearl Harbor, you know, the thing that happened.
So, yeah, I've known Enrique for a long time.
The odds of him being a spy that was meant to fuck us over, I'd say are one in 20.
It's possible.
He did really want me to do a talk there.
And Jason Kessler, by the way, was determined to get me in Charlottesville.
Determined.
I said, I don't want to go there.
I don't support it.
He said, fuck you.
You have to come.
So that's part of the 1 in 20.
But I think it's much more likely that Enrique was an informant for the FBI, and he got a lesser sentence because of it.
I'm guessing, by the way, I can't seem to call the guy.
And then he stopped that.
And his Proud Boy stuff was not informant capacity.
But who knows?
Well, he maintained a good relationship with local law enforcement every time Proud Boys would go to do a rally.
We all did.
We all did.
We were pro-cop, so we would say, we want to have a rally here.
Is that okay?
And that's why he was an informant.
Up until the highest level.
I think the left is so determined to destroy the club that they're just like, we found some dirt on him in 2012.
Let's make him an informant.
But an informant doesn't get exposed like that.
Yeah.
They're Teflon.
Yeah, wouldn't you think so?
No one, like, the swamp doesn't mock an informant.
Ha ha, we caught you.
Guy who works for us.
Guy who works for us telling us all the secrets we want to know.
That's not really a good way to go forward with other informants in the future.
Yeah, that's not really a good business plan.
We'll shit on you in the papers.
The funny thing about history and perception versus reality is that doesn't really matter.
So this could be the death of the Proud Boys.
This could be, oh, the whole thing was a lie.
The guy who took it over was a Hispanic FBI informant.
Everything else, somehow everything they did was a lie.
Which, okay.
You know, my favorite thing about the Proud Boys was the men's club's meetings, which you killed in New York.
But what about in Florida and in Los Angeles and in Scotland?
Fuck the rallies.
The rallies are gay.
I've always been against rallies.
I understand you want to do one or two.
Or if Portland's burning down a city, you want to go beat them up for burning it down.
But generally, it should mimic the Knights of Columbus.
The business plan was the Knights of Columbus for young men.
All right.
It seems that we've run out of free time.
It is now time to go behind the paywall.
You freeloaders have gotten a taste of what we do.
The thing about the Wednesday show is it's live at 9 p.m.
So I generally, as a Scotsman, have quite a buzz at 9 p.m.
I don't know if you have a Scottish dad, but if you call him at 9 p.m., you're getting jargon.
In fact, I'll prove it.
Let's call dad, and you'll see why I'm drunk now.
Because my father was drunk, because his father was drunk.
You freeloaders are getting some lucky content here.
Freeloaders should not get this.
This should be paywall.
This should be paywall.
You bastards.
We're assuming he picks up.
Hi, honey.
Hi, Mom.
You're on the show.
Is Dad there?
Oh, you mean the old gecer?
Yes.
I think he went to bed about half an hour ago, but I'll see if I can wake him.
What, at nine o'clock he went to bed?
No, I'm here.
No, I'm here.
Do you remember the time, Dad, you picked me up by the neck and threw me in front of 38 Bridalwood Avenue so hard that we smashed the deadbolt and landed on each other?
We were going on a trip.
You took work off early, and I dilly-dallied.
Yes, that's when you were at the high school.
The Earl of March.
You talked about you're trying to get a holiday, and you, Jesus Christ, it took you forever to get home.
You're right.
I remember that.
He pinned you up against the brick wall of the porch, remember?
Yeah.
I still have legs were dangling.
I still have nightmares about that.
That's parental abuse.
You know how I knew that I was in trouble?
I was on the bus because you were smart enough to get me to a good high school out of our district, but it meant I had to take the public buses to get to it because it was like an hour away.
And on the way back, I heard these people going, oh my God, did you see, did you hear about that Scottish woman who was at the office?
And they go, yeah, yeah, yeah.
She was screaming.
She said, someone's head is on a plate or something like that.
And she was yelling at the staff there.
they were trying to calm her down.
That must have been you, mom.
And then I heard that dad said, Dad was sitting in the passenger seat of the car, and he said, If he fucking lies, I'm going to murder him.
And when I got up to the car, I said, You guys are not going to believe what happened.
So the bus was late, and then you jumped out of the car and tried to kill your own son.
You know, I was sorry I couldn't do it.
We all are.
You did the world a disfavor.
Oh, God, life would have been so much easier.
What did you do today?
Okay, I tell you what I did today.
I made myself breakfast.
What'd you make?
What'd you make for breakfast?
I had an egg.
No, no, no, that's nonsense.
No, I didn't do that.
That's nonsense.
I went across to the coffee shop across the road, and I brought it and an enormous sandwich.
What's an enormous sandwich?
What does that even mean?
I cut layers and layers of ham and cheese and some kerchief.
It's enormous.
So I had an app that and I put the other hat in the fridge and then Lorin and I went for a drink across the road and came back.
Wait, what time was this?
What time was the drink?
It sounds like 11 a.m.
No, no, no, no.
We went across the road at 5 o'clock.
5 p.m.
Yes.
Oh, that's late.
So we had a drink over there.
Then they came back and Lorraine said, well, do you mind if I had happened with that sandwich?
Now a half of that sandwich is now a quarter of that sandwich.
Oh, that's how big it is.
It's ridiculous.
So I had the other quarter, and that was enough.
Do you have the book rights to this story?
I'm sorry.
Do you own the book rights to this story?
Oh, no, I fucked.
I would have bought it.
I would have made a fortune.
I'm already plotting the cast.
I see Tom Cruise as the main sandwich maker.
And I haven't, by the way, I haven't given you the punchline.
Oh, it gets better.
There's a large jarkin or piece of a pickle pickle.
I never mentioned that.
That will be the punchline of the movie.
So there was a large pickle in the sandwich.
Okay, now does that not make us a fucking enormous winner?
I cannot believe.
I know, Dad, when you were young, you had some trepidation about having kids, and I cannot believe you just made me pro-choice.
I wish I was an abortion, and I didn't have to listen to that fucking story.
Listen, I sent you a picture of them at Outbreakers.
Yeah, I sent you a picture of this.
It's called Hanging Up.
Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
So, John and Max, whoops, had their appeals today.
Really?
Yep.
Wait, wait, wait.
The trial?
Well, this is the way it works.
You Max's lawyer, Ron Hart, and John's lawyers, Alexi something, they sit in front of a bunch of judges.
Like a tribunal.
Like something under the dark crystal.
And they say, this was a 17-second fight.
They couldn't face their accuser.
This is fucking bullshit.
Why are they getting four years?
Assault with a deadly weapon.
And when the deadly weapon is a boot.
I don't know exactly what the story was, but they did that pitch.
And then they leave and they go and deliberate for two months, which is like, you know your answer.
It's like real estate.
Do you like the house?
Assuming that the foundation isn't cracked and there's not a giant leak somewhere, do you like the house?
Okay, buy it.
What's your price?
Two months?
That's fucking horseshit, right?
That's officially horseshit.
There's no way that they're deliberating for two months.
It's going somewhere on their calendar and then their calendar is going to say, oh, in one day, you have to have a decision on that deliberation.
And then they probably already, you know what I bet they do?
And I'm making this up.
Don't sue me.
I bet they put in their calendar their decision already.
So we're what?
January 27th?
February 25th, they write, guilty, Max John.
And then when they look, they're like, so what did you make up your mind?
But here's what concerns me, and it's sad that this concerns me.
But I believe there was five judges.
I believe there was zero white men.
I think there was a Hispanic, an Asian, and I think there was three black women.
Now, in the good old days, you wouldn't give a shit.
Maybe it's three black conservative women.
But in this day and age, you kind of know what that means.
And I hope I didn't just fucking jeopardize their appeal by saying that horrible racist shit.
And if I did, I want you to know that I am a bigot, but I am going to a re-education center where I will be deprogrammed and I will not be thinking like this when I get out.
I know this isn't what you want, and I'm sorry.
Am I the only guy totally obsessed with that golfer?
The fag golfer?
The fag golfer.
He called his golf ball a faggot because he was mad at himself for missing a putt.
And instead of apologizing to Citibank and Nike and all his sponsors, he said, I am going to a re-education camp.
I'm obsessed.
That's pretty great.
And he is.
And then what I was saying to Maddie today is, can you imagine that fucking camp?
That seems fun.
That's a cool company.
Oh, really?
You like that?
Maybe it's as fun as anger management.
The company that you'd have?
Oh, yeah, you'd be with cool homo.
Yeah, so I had some fag and coffee this morning and this motherfucking.
It'd be all Rastafarians.
You get there, it's all Rastas.
These bumble clad rude boy fag boys.
Waguan.
I got all manora things.
These blood clad batty boys.
And the instructor is Jamaican too.
And he's like, Waguan, today we're going to...
What's this?
The faggot is good, man.
Oh, this is a whole thing.
Oh, this is Nate Ober.
Did we watch this already?
He has returned.
No.
Speaking of Jamaicans.
Waguan, look, I know Batty Boys are blood clads who are going to hell.
This is an open letter to Gavin McNett.
Or they don't like to think in my head.
Gavin McGuinness.
Not verbatim, but I always think Gavin McGuinness.
So he's not in his trailer anymore.
No.
He's growing hair.
Not really.
Not where it matters.
I got these new glasses and they actually fit and they're actually covering my eyes.
I like them.
But um.
Open letter Gavin McLines.
Phonetically, I pronounce everything phonetically.
Phonetically double consonants means I've heard very well.
Okay.
Because I tried to pay to send you a message on your new form.
Anyways.
Wouldn't accept my card something?
My bank is really particular about other countries.
Maybe you're in Canada.
But anyways.
Is it concerning?
No, no, it was during the pavement pressing thing.
I think.
I think.
I have these.
Damn it.
So tedious being in the mind of a lunatic, isn't it?
He's got posters.
Printed out, I guess.
So I have another one here, and it's just like that.
They sent me new ones because they're getting bent in the mail.
So I'm trying to, you know, find good homes for free posters.
So yeah, if you want some posters, you can.
Well, thank you.
Okay.
Well, you didn't even see the last one.
That was so exhausting, wasn't it?
God, that drained me.
So what do you think of the Enrique Tario informant rumor?
I think that, I mean, the time in which he allegedly did that, that was to lighten up his sentence a little bit.
And it wasn't like upstanding citizens.
It's not like he ever...
There's no information to gather from Proud Boys anyway.
So it's not like...
That's a thing.
I got this guy who wants to write a book about Proud Boys.
And he goes, well, I guess the book is off.
And I'm like, why are you a pussy?
And he goes, I've been to jail and I liked it.
So I'm not a pussy.
My balls are as big.
And I liked it.
Oh, shit.
He said that.
And then he goes, I'm more and worried about you because you've been talking to an FBI informant for how many years?
And I'm like, yeah.
So?
What has he got on?
Plotting murders.
They've been saying bad words.
I wish.
Yeah, it's, you know, I mean, by the way, I mean, I've at certain parties, there's, there might have been like a little booger sugar around.
Nobody's ever gotten ever in trouble for that.
It's, you know, these are.
We did a retroactive investigation on Motley Crew in the 80s and discovered some cocaine use.
Yeah, and those guys never would get in trouble, so it's like, you know.
Let's do the mailbag.
Oh, key.
Doki.
Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
Let me touch it.
From the guy I'm talking to about this Prowboys book.
Like I said, I'm in.
I believe in the oral history approach.
It brings out better stories.
I'm a little worried that it doesn't work well over Skype or what have you as when you are face to face.
That's true.
I think you've got to be face-to-face with people.
There's pheromones and all kinds of weird indicators when people are face-to-face.
And we've relied on those for hundreds of thousands of years.
And to ignore them...
Like even these court cases that are in Zoom now, lawyers can't make their arguments with their bodies anymore.
I know that sounds gay, but Ron Coleman was talking about this the other day, and he was like, He's not a big guy, he's probably shorter than me, kind of chubby, but he has gravitas because he has authority.
And when he makes his arguments, they come across to people with authority because of who he is.
When you just say that on Zoom, I mean, we're living in pussy culture right now where people put signs on their lawns because they're mad at you and don't confront you face to face.
You know, I was at the gym this morning, and Shug goes, so you want to move around on Friday?
Move around means spar.
And I was just like, it was like saying, do you want a colonoscopy on Friday?
Like, I remembered, it reminded me of high school, where they go, Barry Pueblo wants to fight you.
And you go, when?
Tomorrow at 4.20 after school.
And you're just like, Tomorrow?
I got to worry about this for 36 hours.
I am done.
You're going.
I'm done.
So now we're moving around on Friday, and I'm going to fight like three different guys.
Or even a chick.
Remember that chick, Hannah?
You know, no matter how well you do, your forehead hurts for three days.
The skin here is tender from the punches.
But I'm talking to you here on a human level.
I hate sparring.
I hate fighting.
I do not like it.
I hate this fucking shit.
Maybe I should just stop.
Just stop boxing?
No, no.
No, I can still train, but I can just be like one of those guys who doesn't spar.
Are there guys like that?
How many guys at the gym don't spar?
None.
That's the thing.
The only thing worse than sparring is being known as a pussy who doesn't spar.
Anyway, like I said, I'm in.
I believe the oral history approach brings out better stories.
I'm a little worried that it doesn't work as well over Skype or face-to-face.
I'm still a little concerned.
Some of the younger members won't understand how this can follow them, but all I can do is give them a warning.
Well, yeah, they could also be anonymous.
Like Enrique, assuming he's not an FBI informant, could vouch for them.
And then we say, go talk to that guy.
Lots of people told me when I was young to stay in school.
Don't be a crook.
If only I had listened, I'd be different.
I'd be way less cool, though.
You know, that's what I said to my wife today.
I just kind of lost it with her.
And she was like, these people hate us and these people are mad.
I'm like, they're fucking losers.
They've never been to Japan.
They've never had a threesome.
They never tried heroin.
They've never been in a fight.
I'm not saying all those things are good, but they are life experiences.
The people you're worried about think the red-hot chili peppers are Gigi Allen.
Why do we give a fuck what these absolute fucking losers think?
Like, they've...
I don't think many of them have even had a knife.
They've never owned a knife.
Like, a pocket knife?
Why do I give a fuck about that person?
They're a spoiled brat, loser bitch, who is now old and wants some drama in their life, so they focus on me.
It's quiet.
Yeah, no, it's quiet for him.
It's quiet for those suckers.
It's quiet for those nerds.
This is a big problem with, I think, you and me and Western society in general.
We imbue all this authority on strangers.
We take our brains and we put them in other people's heads.
And this is why we have projects in New York City because we go, oh, they're going through a rough time.
Let's give affordable housing in the Lower East Side.
They can have a nice high-rise that overlooks the East River.
Then they'll get their shit together and move out and start their own business.
We just, they just, it's a rocky time.
No, then you have fourth generation welfare in those same projects.
And the projects, that's assuming the projects can live for four generations without depleting.
It's not a joke.
Or with this whole thing with amnesty.
Oh, we have a few illegals.
Let's give them amnesty.
And then we can just be done with this swath.
There's what, 30 million illegals in America right now?
Okay, let's just make them all legal, and then we don't have a problem anymore.
No, you just invited millions more.
When you reward something, you get more of it.
When you tax or punish something, you get less of it.
So with the projects in New York City, you rewarded poverty.
What does that breed?
More poverty.
Congratulations.
Actual cool sword fighting.
These people aren't cutting each other like total retard bums on that video.
Team medieval battle with armor and axes and shields and shit.
Like Renaissance very level.
If it's real swords, it's retarded.
If it's fake swords, it's gay.
I don't see how you could win here.
That looks like a real axe.
Next fight.
It's gonna be expensive.
You get fuck up that armor.
Come on, guys.
Hurt people.
I'd be worried about like my neck and stuff.
Does he have chainmail?
Kevin McKinnis promoting medieval violence.
Swing an axe.
Choke a squire.
Put your hands around his cockplate.
What do they call the thing that protects the balls?
This doesn't look as scary as what we showed him.
Not even killed last night.
No.
That looks messed up.
He's hitting him in the head in his helmet.
That can cause concussion.
Sorry, dude.
I gotta say, Australians are big fans of Australians.
Have you noticed that?
Yeah.
It was like, you call that a knife?
This is a knife.
Wait, that was messed up, though, what they were doing with that guy.
They're holding him down.
They're just knocking him.
That seems kind of really brutal.
They're hitting him in his armor.
I wonder if people get injured from this.
I don't see any injuries.
Well, it's probably all.
I know that when we showed the other thing, we saw fucking guys stapling, Germans stapling their wounds shut.
Yeah, real gay.
Also, Connor lost because a calf kick hurt his leg.
He's left-handed and karate stance.
So his leg is wide open, and this is the newest MMA move right now because it's so effective.
Connor needed a cane because his calf and ankle are swollen to heck.
Watch the fight again and watch the post-fight interview.
The highest highs and the lowest lows.
And even though I felt like I was checking them, it was just sinking into the front, the muscle at the front of the leg, and it was badly compromised.
And it's like an American football in me suit at the minute.
So, you know, it is what it is.
Dustin fought a hell of a fight engaged in the takedown with him.
I thought I'd done well.
I got up, torn him.
That's unintelligible.
You understand what he's saying, I bet, but I don't.
I got up, I tore into him.
Oh, I see.
Hey, Gavin, controller of Fagstrip 1.
If you're looking for a good movie about men being men, I recommend the mountains of the moon.
It's a little bit older, released in 1990, I believe, but a great movie about Sir Richard Francis Burton and John Henning Speak, his partner, as they try to find the source of the Nile River in the 19th century.
Richard Burton, in my estimation, is one of the most rugged and thoroughly interesting people to ever walk the earth.
If you're looking for a biography to read after, I'd try one of the many written about him.
He was the first white man to sneak into Mecca, and although him and Speak did find the Nile source eventually, which in and of itself is insane, it wasn't without controversy.
Oh, so it's a documentary?
I won't say more.
It'll ruin the movie.
Richard Burton was cut from a different cloth, though, and Mountains of the Moon is an incredible watch.
I can hardly imagine being alive in such a time.
Cheers from Vancouver.
Land of Vegan Soy Boys.
A plenty.
Gareth.
Gareth, you should consider changing your name to Greg.
That's a great name.
Not Craig.
Not Greg, but Greg.
It gets like your pronunciation of it gets like more terrible every time.
You know what?
Let's find his email.
Greg.
Email him right now.
What does Greg mean?
Well, Greg is a boy's name.
Look up Greg Proud Boys.
It'll probably come up.
Yeah, here we go.
Independent, UK, even though Greg Graziosi.
Greg Graziosi.
Whenever I send anything to these reporters, by the way, they shit their fucking pants.
And I never say anything like, you're dead.
You better watch your ass.
I always say shit like what I'm about to say, which is, dude, your name's Greg.
And they very rarely respond.
Here's another article by Greg.
Greg.
Greg?
Greg.
Yeah, my name's Greg.
The Curious Life of Mr. Mittens.
Oh, he's investigating Mr. Mittens.
Yes.
This was a deep cover research paper.
How long did he go undercover for that?
2015.
There was no going undercover, but I imagine it was a grueling article to write.
Must have been wrong.
Mr. Mittens is not an easy person to get along.
I can't find his email.
Greg.
Hi, my name is Greg.
No, no, not Greg.
Oh, Craig.
No, no, no.
No, I don't like that name either.
Greg.
Greg.
As in something you've never fucking heard before because it sounds stupid.
As in retarded.
Greg.
Oh, here he is with some buddies.
With his weird, deformed head.
Look how fun they are.
That's the journalists who write about.
Oh, here he is Twitter.
Why is he wearing Elephantitis Man leg pants?
Oh, I got his email.
G Greg.
Should we give it out?
Yeah, of course.
Greg, G-R-A-I-G, and then G-R-A-Z.
So let's send him an email.
Greg?
You mean to tell me that all the other Greg Gratis is a subject.
And then that in all caps, the email is your, don't spell it wrong, name is Greg in quotes.
And your head is misshaped.
Okay.
This is from Nick D. Enrique was a Fed Proud Boys leader was an informer for federal local law enforcement.
Here he is.
So this is what's interesting about how this story is going to play out.
Perception and reality.
So say Enrique did work with law enforcement in 2012 and did like explode a grow house and pharmaceutical dudes and child trafficking, whatever.
Let's just for the sake of argument say that's true.
That will be plugged to 2020 and the Proud Boys in general will be a giant psyop where a bunch of dudes were duped into following this guy who was an FBI informant.
Truth is irrelevant at this point.
You know.
Now, you know, this is one of the oldest symbols.
And even if you sue someone for lying about you, no one hears about it.
Boom, these explosions of bullshit.
Hey, homos, we have to watch this interview, and the goal is that our team will have the most feedback from this nonsense.
Hosted a few.
What is this?
Someone...
Conversations of eradication.
I'm like, someone from corporate sent me an email, and then I remember, wait, I'm corporate.
I don't have, we don't have HR.
So it's the power of conversations in eradicating racism.
Yeah, we kind of know where this is going.
You guys watch Wayward Pines yet?
Your boy Terrence Howard is a sheriff publicly murdering his white townspeople.
It's your boy.
It's your boy Terrence.
I was trying to be Jay-Z.
Who are you trying to be?
You doing Jay-Z.
I see.
Okay.
It's your boy, Terrence.
That's great.
It's your boy Hova.
Oh, it's your boy Hova.
I have fun with this every time.
I keep forgetting to do this more often.
Oh, Beyonce.
Oh, Beyonce.
That's great.
Fucking Greg.
So I haven't watched Wayward Pines.
I'm not going to.
This guy, Tony Serenos, made a painting of us where you look like who you are, which is a fag.
I look like a prisoner.
He kind of fucked up the circles on the ghetto blaster, right?
He kind of got his proportions.
And what does that tattoo say?
Arnie Brown?
What is your actual...
I mean, it looks like he did a pretty good job on those tattoos.
My real tattoo says ain't no nice guy.
And that says Arnie Brown.
Yeah, that's kind of a weird painting.
It's kind of shitty with the overuse of black, but it's kind of good too.
Yeah, it almost doesn't it kind of look like medieval or like old Renaissance-y art, like the eyes?
Like that spooky type of...
Maybe even a lot of people.
I can get into it.
It's kind of outsider art.
Yeah, I'm digging it.
All right, Chris, this Chris says, I guess you'll be moving soon to the newest, greatest country in the world, the country of Texas.
Yeah, I got to get over the fact that you guys don't leave your cars.
What if black people were the original Jews?
they're Hasidic Jews yeah, which is like a weird offshoot.
I don't think they realize that Hasidic Jews are a strange group of Jews.
I think they think that they're just the original Jews.
Because they have the most things.
They wear the most things.
They wear the most stuff.
Let's see, I forgot.
But this is a thing going around.
They're calling it Black Hitler, and it came out, I guess, yesterday with the Holocaust anniversary.
Wait, I didn't get the airdrop.
Correct word?
I didn't get the drop.
I have Gavin's Mac.
Is that it?
I'm going to come up with my shit.
Mac 2.
Should be the Mac 2.
Okay, we'll make it work, Ryan.
We make it work.
We're not really impressing our viewers.
I have...
One thing!
I have Ryan Rivera.
Which I assume is your fucking phone.
Yeah.
We'll pass it over here.
Just let me know what you want to send.
I'll send it to myself.
What were you showing us?
Oh, this is another one of those things.
This isn't...
I guess this is a thing.
Oh, wait, this is separate.
What does the second part of the email say?
This is some Egyptian guy.
I don't know if he's Muzzle or not, but the song is a bub.
So you used to go, I guess this is a thing.
And it's just another song in the same email.
So you assume that means it's another person.
This is how shitty your garbage brain is.
So someone sends an email saying, what if black people really were the original Jews?
Here's a very good song by our Jewish brothers.
And then he has a song, right?
It looks about the same.
Then you see another link.
You just click on that.
And you assume it's the same as the first thing With the same message.
It's going the same vein.
It's like an ethnic dance.
An ethnic dance?
Yeah, it's like we're black Jews, we're Egyptian.
Likely a Muslim.
Yeah.
So that's the same?
Still Middle Eastern people.
What?
The original video was Brooklyn dudes, black Hebrew Israelites saying that they're the real Jews and maybe kidding.
This is not even close.
The only thing that's similar with this is it seems to be a good jam.
Good song.
Did that thing load yet?
Nay.
And why can't I send you fucking shit?
I'm seeing you on here.
Just look up Black Hitler, maybe.
Okay.
He's got an orange hat on.
I don't know why I can't send this to you.
It was released the other day, right?
So we'll go by upload date.
Yeah, it's a hot new thing.
Do you see the black Hitler anywhere?
You don't see a guy with an orange hat on?
Nope.
Being black in German.
Alright, well, I just emailed it to you.
Let's go to Colin.
Hi, Gavin and Ryan.
Wow, that's rare.
No insults, no funny words.
I noticed something about the Ariel and Jerry Robinson story.
And he elucidates black parents charged with killing adopted white three-year-old daughter that is pretty interesting.
If you type into a search engine, black parents kill white adopted daughter, their story pops up several times on the front page.
Click on any of them.
In the actual article, you won't see any mention of race.
You won't see the words black or white anywhere in the article text.
However, if you search using the phrase parents kill adopted daughter, their story does not show up.
At least not in the first page.
I didn't check beyond page one.
Here's my thought.
MSN wants to have their cake and eat it too.
They know that race is the most compelling detail about this story, which is why they include the terms black, white, etc.
in their keyword metadata.
But they also want BLM asses to feel perpetually kissed so they don't include those bad words in the actual story.
Pretty interesting.
Also, I posted this on the our black people Twitter subreddit I mentioned to you in my last email.
It'll get deleted for sure, but I thought I might get a laugh out of this screenshot of my post.
Keep up the good work and thank you both for your service.
Did you get my shit yet?
Not yet.
What about in your goddamn motherfucking cocksucking email?
I am looking at the email and refreshing it, but it is not coming up.
How am I give me your phone?
I will do it.
Wait, maybe I email it to myself like a moron?
That is not good.
I'm getting so mad that I can't just zap you shit for my phone in the year 2021.
I'm pretty sure I wrote Ryan.
I don't tend to send myself shit that I want you to see.
And why the fuck would something take this long to send from six feet away?
This is from a beautiful woman named Hannah with eyes like swimming pools.
She says, Gavin, check out Lake Jakasse in western upstate South Carolina.
It's called Lake Tahoe of the East Coast.
Mountain views, clear water.
You can watch, you can catch a view of the mountains from the high places across the Greenville and Spartanburg counties.
You're 45 minutes to South Carolina Mountains, North Carolina state line, and 3.0s to the coast.
Not that you care, but there's a little island called Wadmala.
And it's managed to remain undeveloped with so many people fleeing and running and ruining Charleston.
Some cute little towns in the Greenville-Pickens counties are Daucasville, Pumpkin Town, Sunset, and Traveler's Rest.
Daucasville, not being quite...
Ryan, go to this fucking email, please.
Dawkinsville, not being quite in the mountains, still has views.
Spartanburg towns are Campobello, Pauline, and Glen Springs.
The latter two have a colonial vibe.
Of course, you could look at the cities of Esburg and G-ville, but as they've become nicer, they've attracted a bunch of lefties, which is always the case.
Greenville and Augustus Street or Saint specifically.
Ballin houses have more Biden signs than anywhere else I've seen locally.
I'm including some pics in a short video of my two favorite places in South Carolina.
What a nice lady.
What a nice woman to sit and make a little thing.
A package.
A little package.
She's got a video there that won't load on my thing.
Same.
Okay, open this video, this black Hitler thing that's going around.
And then he wanted to call me, what's the word?
Anti-Semitic.
Well, let me tell you something.
My name ain't Nick Ken Knight backing up from this.
No way, Jose.
I said what I said, period.
Yeah.
I said I don't give a f about infringe, and I meant it.
Why would I care about a white Jewish girl who has a museum who we are forced to remember every year in schools?
But I and none of you could name a single African girl that died on the slave ships from Africa.
Stop.
How many African girls were on slave ships?
Hey, we need the strongest men you have to offer, and one 11-year-old girl.
Were there any?
I wonder.
Black girls on slave ships?
Like young black girls?
That doesn't seem cost-effective.
And secondly, my friend, it was 400 years ago.
So people are going to be more concerned with 1945 than 1645.
Clearly.
And one of them wrote a book.
Yeah, why didn't she write a book?
There's no first-hand accounts from the lady that you're talking about.
Any of their names.
Why do we know any of the little African slave girls' names who died?
Wow!
I'm sure you're even right that there was little African slave girls.
They're not going to make it across the Atlantic.
That was it.
So any of that's going around.
I know who that was.
Who?
That was Gadsikoto.
You think so?
I am almost 100% sure.
I thought because he did a little bit of this.
Dude, it sounds like him.
It looks...
Okay, go back.
Let me see this.
Okay.
Let's go back to the email here.
I'm almost 100% sure.
And who else says things like this?
Like, it's in line with all Gatsi.
You wanted to call me, what's the word?
Anti-Semitic.
But let me tell you something.
My name ain't Nick Cam Knight backing up from this.
No way.
Jose.
Dude.
Now can we compare it with another Gatsy?
No way.
Jose.
Yeah.
That seems pretty good.
Dude, it is good.
By the way, he's the reason that Prowboys say Uhuru.
Yes, he is.
He's the great Gatsi.
The great Gatsi.
Gatsi Kodo reparations.
No, I like the white one.
White face.
He pretends to be a white girl.
Show us what you're looking at.
Gatsukoto.
Show us how bad you are at searching for shit.
Hi, Anglo-Saxon males.
This is white people.
Look, this is, I do not like Gatsukoto Black Hitler.
I want to preface this video.
So has he been calling himself Black Hitler?
I don't know.
Because other people have deemed...
Oh, my Gatsy.
Oh, it's Gatzy.
So he has this video where...
Dude, look, he's got long hair now.
Oh, wait, there he is.
Oh, he is that.
Nice call, dude.
Thanks.
Nice work, Columbo.
There's only one Gatsy code.
This is 19 fucking minutes.
Get it?
45 seconds or more.
Oh, God.
Instead of Joker, he's like, Harley Quinn.
The problem with him is he's so effeminate, and the black community isn't really into gay leaders.
Yeah.
Hello, Antifa.
It's me, Ghazi, the commander-in-chief of the Black Hammer Organization.
Land back!
Land back!
Land back!
What the hell?
I heard you had some not-so-nice things to say about me.
I heard you had some nice things to say about my hammers.
I heard you had not-so-nice things to do.
I heard you had some nice, not things to do.
What?
Dude, you gotta pre-write these.
You're not good at that.
You hired guys to stand.
You had not-so-nice things to do to one of my members.
One of my dear, dear members.
An African Filipino mother that you doxed and thought you could get away with it.
Thought we were gonna back down.
Thought we were gonna take it.
Nope.
That's not gonna happen.
Messed with the wrong one.
It's like looking at a fireplace.
I could watch this for six hours.
It's only 19 minutes.
How many views does it have?
I meant to say it's only 19 minutes.
It has 2,448 views.
He has 44,000 subscribers.
Because he was kind of driven out by his original scene, right?
This is what he...
For being gay.
Now he's allowed to do this.
This is the capacity in which he exists.
And that's why at Black Hammer, we say.
Black Hammer.
Touch one.
Touch one.
Touch one, touch all.
You fucking black Milo.
And you touched one of us.
So now you touch.
Is he BLM's Joel Patrick?
And we're gonna have to do something about it.
Our guys are better.
This is a cool truck.
And Kirk.
Then you wanted to talk about me.
You wanted to call me anti-Semitic.
You wanted to call me an anti-vaxxer because we're against vaccines?
You wanted to call me all kinds of horrific things.
But I don't really give a damn.
And none of us give a damn.
But where you went wrong was when you doxed one of my members, an amazing African Filipino mother.
Mother.
And you made her so worried about her own safety that she had to pay for a more expensive security system and she could barely afford it because you know that's the reality of us poor and working class black people.
We just don't have money to take away from the money.
I don't think gays can command any movement.
You don't need to take care of our job.
I just made that up right now.
He's doing a great job.
They're just too fluttery.
I think the only thing that can command a movement is male heterosexual tendencies.
And that includes women's movements and gay movements.
Act Up, the way they behaved was Heterosexual.
Margaret Thatcher, the way she behaved, was heterosexual.
I'm not saying this is good or bad, it's just the way it is.
But, like, being fae like this and prancing around, I don't think it inspires men.
No, like, they don't know what he's gonna do next.
They're cringing.
I wonder how many of them don't have airbuds in their ears right now.
The urban communities love working with airbuds in their ears and driving around with them.
Always airbuds.
All right, let's take some calls.
I gotta set this crap up.
So set it up, dude.
Setting.
You want to keep that video going while you set it up?
I can have the audio going, but I need to use my screen.
Yeah, the hairbraiders and the parvas, the botegas, uh-huh.
You've been messing with our black and brown businesses.
Small businesses that literally oppose 12 to 20 family members.
Thank you for calling companies.
Black and brown businesses that literally oppose.
You know, tomorrow we're going to really get into Jen Sarki.
Saki, yeah.
And how stupid she is.
She said, for all intents of purposes yesterday, which is right, it's like Ryan Rivera is basically Thomas' soul around her.
Biden said, I'm internally grateful.
Really?
Yeah.
You remember that?
Where he was talking about he, for some reason, after the Capitol thing, he was like, I just want to thank the law enforcement.
Like, they're not yours yet.
They don't care.
You're thanking them.
Who are you to thank them?
That's like when P. Diddy said that Big Pun never ceases to amaze him.
No, no, it never seems to amaze him, right?
Oh, yeah.
Sorry, I said it right.
It never seems to amaze me.
That's the opposite feeling then ceases.
Minute?
George Black.
Oh.
Hey, man, no prizes today.
Happy.
No prizes?
I'm sorry.
Nothing.
You get nothing.
I got Echo.
We'll fix that for you.
Got my COVID vaccine today.
There you go.
Is there still Echo?
Um, not too bad.
Well, it's still there, but whatever.
I can deal with it.
Alright, that's not acceptable.
You are still getting echo.
Anyway.
You still getting echo?
Not terrible, no.
At all?
You are, though.
No, no, I don't think I'm getting any echo right now.
Oh, there you go.
Alright.
Okay, good.
We gotta say that instead of not terrible.
Yeah.
Like, if cancer is not terrible, then you still have cancer, which is terrible.
Alright, let's go to the you asking a question portion.
All right, what do you got, buddy?
Oh, I guess I just forgot my question, so I just thought I'd mention that I got my second COVID shot today, one of two, or sorry, two of two.
So I hope I don't die.
Jeez.
Thanks for calling.
We hope you don't die, too.
That's a bummer.
Can I ask him something?
Does it hurt?
Does it feel weird?
No, it hurt.
I mean, it's just an IM injection, so it just feels like that's a flute shot or an IM shot.
Hurt a little bit more than normal, or like a normal IM, but I've been having really vivid nightmares since I got my first one, so we'll see how this one goes.
Hey.
All right.
All right.
Thanks for calling.
Please don't look up my home address.
Mark, talking about woman.
Hey.
Hey.
Yo, so I was thinking about your 30-year-old thing you were talking about earlier this week with being like a preteen and whatnot, and the women that you, you know, kind of lusted over and they were normally in their 30s.
So I thought.
No, they were normally exactly 30.
What was that?
They all seemed to be exactly 30.
So mine didn't line up with exactly 30, but they were like right there.
I just want to throw them at you and see what you think.
First one's a staple.
Jennifer Aniston.
Second one was Catherine Bell.
She was on JAG.
Still, I looked her up today to see what I could see.
How old are you, sir?
How old I was.
Huh?
How old are you?
I am 29.
So my math put her at like 34 or 35, I think.
She is fancy.
When I was like around 10 or 12.
Oh, my God.
Look at those tits.
Those tits are a nightmare in reverse.
They're the opposite of what George had after his first vaccine.
All right.
Thanks for calling.
Maybe all young men, maybe all men are naturally attracted to 30-year-olds.
Maybe because their time is running out and then the body says, really put out some fucking, put out the most fuckable vibes possible.
Oh, that's a good theory for once.
It's based off your theory.
I can't take credit for that.
I am merely a squire in the army of knowledge.
Oh, this is old Aniston.
Thing about Jennifer Aniston is she was in Mac and Me when she was 14.
That terrible E.T. Oh, it was about McDonald's, too.
I didn't know that.
No, McDonald's made an E.T. Right.
Yeah.
And it was called Mac and Me, and she was one of the dancers.
So I'm not saying that men lusted her, you know, in that movie, but the point is she was in showbiz from like her whole life.
I think her dad was some producer, dude.
This is Young Gavin.
Okay.
Uh, hello.
Hi.
This is Gavin McInnes.
Hey, buddy.
How are you doing?
And let me just start off by saying, uh, fuck Ryan.
That's not good.
I agree.
This is bad so far.
Hey.
You know what?
Older me?
You know where you have to go?
Where?
You gotta move to Prescott, Arizona.
Okay?
Okay.
What about the heat?
There's an old bar town there full of fucking like super cool old bars.
It's fucking amazing.
And they don't give a fuck about masks.
But what about the heat in Arizona?
No, listen.
Okay, I'm done with the fucking impression.
It's northern Arizona.
So like, what's the temperature today?
I think it's like...
It's got to be like 50s.
Ooh, that's good.
I like that.
And what about?
It's super nice.
It snows a little bit.
In the deep winter, it's super nice.
It's easy to...
And if you get bored, you can come down to Phoenix.
It's like an hour and a half.
It's everything good about that Nevada town, except you're not stranded in the middle of nowhere.
Okay, I like where this is going.
I like where this is going.
So like, what is it in August?
Like, 80s, maybe 90s.
All right, that's New York.
I mean, that's Montreal.
That's everywhere.
The desert.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And it's nice and chilly at night?
Yeah.
And there's mountains and shit.
Look at that.
Oh, there's a really cool bar town.
Really cool bar town.
There's Whiskey Row right in the heart of the city, right by the Capitol building there.
Okay, so what's this town called again?
Prescott, Arizona.
Pres Scott.
Prescott.
I'm writing it on my hand.
McQueen.
John, what is it?
Junior Bonner.
It takes place in a bar that's still there in Prescott.
Sold.
All right, thanks for calling.
Yes, sir.
Let's see here.
Who do we got?
Henry.
What else could you call Henry?
Isn't there like a weird?
What is his name?
Gazzikazzo?
K-O-D-Z-O?
Yeah, I believe so.
Let's see.
G-A-Z-I.
Let's see.
Whoa, roast of Elijah Schaefer.
Huh.
Tends to bump elbows with people that we know.
Yeah, let's see the Elijah Schaefer roast.
Remember the thing with Jesse Lee Peterson and him?
Yeah.
I would say that you're an agent of colonialism.
The only way to overturn that.
Wait, did you say what conduct?
The only way to overturn that is to attack that system of colonialism which has separated us.
It means to take something and turn it around.
That's what we call conduct.
And you say overturn.
I can say overturn.
But I'm saying it's with condom.
I know you look like a shaved monkey, but you don't understand this language.
I know a lot of y'all grow tails, but you don't understand this language.
I know your f ⁇ as big as my pinky, but you don't understand your own goddang language.
It's called overturn.
What's his name?
Kadzo?
Let's see.
Gazzi Kodzo.
Hello.
Oh, we got somebody online.
Oh, what's up, dude?
Henry.
Shug.
Uhuru.
Uhuru.
Uh.
Hey, I got a would you rather for Gavin?
Okay.
All right, so would you rather AOC, but for a year, every month, you have to listen to a three-hour lecture, one-on-one, where she describes to you the virtues of socialism and how they're superior to capitalism,
and you, like a beta-melcuck, have to agree with everything she says.
Or Pelosi and Stacey Abrams in a three-way.
Once.
Just once.
Yeah, just once.
Oh, I think I would, that's easy.
I don't find AOC particularly attractive.
I don't really pine for her.
So putting up with her shit would be insufferable.
I think it would be kind of a trip to fuck Nancy and Stacey.
It's not something that I want to do, but I think it would be obviously the greatest story of all time.
Every time things were slow at the bar, you could talk about Nancy's big floppy tits.
I'd take a Cialis, and I think I would rock them.
I think that would be great.
I'm going to go with the latter.
Thank you for your time.
That's a safe threesome.
Because if your erection lasts longer than four hours, you could just look to your left.
It would be an absolute mess.
His Would You Rather only works if AOC was the hottest thing alive.
Did we do the book today?
Yeah, we did fly fishing.
Okay.
We got Kelly.
Kelly.
Hi, Gary.
How are you doing?
Hey, how are you, Kelly?
I'm doing good.
So, Gavin, I want to know if there's any hope for a lady like myself who is everything you warned us women not to be.
Truth be told, I voted for Obama, which is now why I'm a staunch Republican.
And I wasted, I've never been married, wasted, you know, my whole life being a screaming liberal, and now I'm 46 and single.
Well, 46, I mean, it's not looking good for kids.
I hope we can accept that.
I totally accept that.
I think you can still find a man, but you got to put out, I'm afraid.
You basically got to go on.
I'm a Lord.
If I could just find one worth putting out too, I would.
You got to kind of be a slud.
I mean, I know, like, I think Ann Coulter, her thing is like, I'm not interested in men unless I'm married or something.
And it's like, Ann, you're in your fucking 50s, I believe.
Men, like, men of your caliber, I'm talking to Ann now, they're rich and they're used to like getting laid instantly.
So you might be able to find a mate.
And where would a woman like myself find these guys?
Internet dating sites.
Bumble.
Good lord.
All right.
Sorry.
I mean, I'm not bananas about it, but you left me in a bit of a predicament here.
I mean, 46?
I know.
Did you have a guy propose to you and you said no?
Pardon?
Did you have a guy propose to you and you said no?
A few when I was younger, yes.
That was a mistake.
I am aware of that.
I was too busy being a pink-haired, liberal, single mother.
Ah, fuck.
And how old was he?
The first one, I was 19, he was 22.
And the second one, I was 25, and he was 24.
So when you were 25, you were a single mother?
Yes, I, and luckily, my daughter did not follow in my footsteps.
I pulled my head out of my ass in time to fix that.
And she is a Trump-loving, very, very wise, engaged, beautiful 23-year-old girl.
And she should get a man soon.
She's got a very good man.
She's engaged.
Oh, that's fantastic.
Well, that's the icing on the cake.
It is.
So I would just, my only advice for you would be to be a slut and maybe you can get someone to sleep with for a couple months a year.
Fair enough.
I have a weird idea.
Okay.
Okay.
So if you go to the mall, sometimes you'll see a group of nerds.
Like they wear black and they have like little beanies that have cat ears on them.
Like Uber nerds that play video games in their mother's basement.
Ryan, I am not fucking a beta man.
You know, I know, I know.
But it's somewhere.
Hold on a second.
Because a lot of these guys are smart.
They do stocks.
There's a lot of things that are valid about them.
They just are social.
Detective shitty has weighed in with his advice.
And they'll never let you go.
They'll be like, she remembers.
Okay, Ryan.
Great advice.
Anyway, thank you for calling.
And remember, if you're at a point where Ryan is giving you advice, things are not great.
Think about American Pie.
Shut the fuck up.
Stiffler's wife.
What's the next caller, you fucking retard?
What a terrible.
That's literally the worst piece of advice I've heard on this show ever.
There's proof.
There's proof, a fictional show.
We have Jason.
Yo, can you guys hear me?
Yep.
Hey, so I work for a pretty big university in the Midwest, and it's become a big fad for all these dickheads to put their pronouns in their email signature.
Oh, God.
And it's not compulsory yet, but it's like one of these things where you're cool if you do it.
But I'm waiting for the time when it becomes that.
And I was wondering if you'd help me.
I'll think of a good one to put in there.
I was thinking about like your lordship or like king or some shit.
But anyways.
I think the best one you should have is Kevin.
No, but it's got to be like a pronoun.
So if my name is.
It's a pronoun.
You're making it a pronoun.
So what's your name?
I'm Jason.
So my name's Jason, but my pronoun is Kevin.
So if I'm not around, you talk about me as a Kevin.
I mean, there's a lot of good ones already out there, too.
Like Z. I like Z. Isn't that the president of fucking China?
Z. Yeah, I don't even understand.
But like, hey, I'm a doctor.
I don't even understand pronouns.
Like, when do you use them?
I've talked to you now for about a minute.
I don't use him or her unless you hang up and then Ryan and I talk about you after you hang up.
So you're telling people how to talk about you behind your back.
Yeah, it's fucking dumb.
And these people are all assholes and they're overeducated and they don't know what the real world's like.
And it just, it blows my mind the stuff I see there.
And it's a public university major.
Yeah, I think you should have it.
I think your pronoun should be nigger and you should get fired.
All right.
Keep up the good work, bro.
Thanks.
Daniel.
Hey, boys.
Hey, man.
So this Enrique stuff, I'm not sure what to think about because it's not good.
No, it's not good.
That's the only thing we know for sure.
This is not what we needed right now, you know?
It seems like there's probably a lot of internal Proud Boys drama within all of this stuff.
And I mean, with bigs and everything, like, it's Very trying times, would you say?
Yeah, I mean, there's already sort of a civil war going on where there's that movement called Make Proud Boys Be Clandestine again, saying no more rallies, fucking go back to just drinking in pubs, no more merch, no more social media,
stop it all.
And this is definitely going to help that movement.
I mean, what does your gut say?
Do you think that he was an FBI informant the whole time?
See, that's the thing is with what I read loosely, it seems like, you know, he was involved with exposing some the grow houses or ecstasy operations or this and that.
And about the diabetic strips, I read that those were stolen.
Did he know that they were stolen when he bought them or whatnot?
But him being an FBI informant, it just, and being the faith of the whole organization, it just really takes some wind out of the sales and brings chaos and confusion because no one knows what to think because everything is so crazy,
you know?
Right.
And maybe that's what they were going for.
The part I don't get is how an informant would be ratted on by judges and prosecutors.
Yeah, but do you think he has betrayed the Proud Boys and he has just, you know, been against them the whole time?
Or do you think he's not caught up in a fictitious wage channel?
I mean, I've partied with the guy a million times.
He's a great guy.
And has he got anyone arrested?
Or was the plan make Proud Boys more political, more rally-friendly, and then we can bust them at rallies?
Or maybe to be vague for a second, maybe it was all about me.
Let's get Gavin to go to rallies, and then we can arrest him at a rally inciting violence.
Do you feel like he tried to pressure you in those kind of ways?
Any red flags come up?
Because your nose is pretty good with sniffing out the traps.
Yeah, and he told me to come to this one.
He wanted me to come to other ones.
And I always said, nah, I don't see why.
What does your gut tell you?
Because it is a punch in the gut when you think that you know somebody and you trust them and they're really there to hurt you, you know?
And it's a classic thing with mafia informants with police and everything like that.
Like, what does your gut tell you?
Is he good?
Well, I think your gut isn't an instantaneous thing.
Like with Capitol Riots, my initial first gut as it was happening was watching it on my phone was this is Antifa starting a riot and then dumb Normies jumping along.
And then later I was like, no, there's maybe like three or four Antifa, but there's feds and cops inciting this and then dumb Normies coming along.
And now I'm at the point where, and I'm still, this is all a theory, but I still think it was like 4% Antifa, 20% feds, and then 75% dumb normies deciding to storm the Capitol because they're pissed off about shit.
So that took me like weeks to come to, and that's just a theory.
So as far as Enrique, the news is only a few hours old.
I can't seem to get a hold of him.
I can't contact him on Signal anymore.
But I think it's...
I'm like 65% sure, 70% sure that this stuff about him being an informant after his arrest is true.
Maybe?
I mean, maybe it lessened his sentence.
And if you're busting like illegal human smuggling, that sounds pretty cool, actually.
So I'm for that.
But then as far as being an informant for Proud Boys and getting guys in shit, I mean, there's been so much shit Proud Boys have received.
I have a list of 35, and I'm sure that's half.
I have a list of 35 guys who were fired for being Proud Boys.
You know, Enrique had nothing to do with that.
There's a lot more sabotage to that club in the free market.
But then again, you know, the more I look into like big picture law enforcement, the more incompetent they seem.
I mean, they spend tens of millions of dollars on a biker trying to catch him fucking with an illegal gun.
So, I don't know.
I want to talk to him.
Yeah, because it doesn't seem like Enrique, if he was, you know, trying to really incite some things, or if he was, you know, just FBI, like, it seems like he'd be more extreme than the Proud Boys are and have been.
Right.
And he would have been at the front of the Capitol with a blowhorn, bullhorn, going, let's go, let's get in there.
Come on, guys, we can do this.
And also, you'd never hear about him.
That's the thing about a Fed is they have their Teflon.
Like the guy who fucked over Buju Banton, the dance hall star, he had been doing this for years and making millions of dollars doing this.
But he had arrests.
According to this latest scoop, the arrests hadn't happened in like six years.
I mean, did he get Max and John arrested?
No.
He wasn't even there.
When he was arrested, was he arrested at the airport before he was going to leave, or was he arrested at the airport when he arrived in D.C.?
I believe he was arrested in D.C. But again, if you're a Fed, why would you arrest your main guy?
Well, right.
And he was arrested for burning the banner that they took off the church, or was he arrested for magazines that he was not allowed to have as a felon?
He was arrested for burning the BLM thing, which I don't even think he did.
I think he took the blame for that because he's black and he thought that'll obfuscate the narrative.
so he lands in D.C., right, and then gets arrested for burning the BLM flag, right?
Right.
That doesn't sound very informant to me.
Right.
And okay, so, but as per your suggestion and with the Proud Boys in general, it's like, don't go to D.C. Don't go as a group, as Proud Boys.
Don't wear colors, right?
But he was still going anyway.
Was he going to be wearing a Fed, he should have said...
That's a good point.
That's a good point.
If he was a Fed and he was trying to get Proud Boys arrested, he should have said, we need to go as a group.
You know, there's thousands of Proud Boys, so you could have got easily 100 dudes to wear the Proud Boys stuff as Proud Boys and go there as a group.
Why didn't he do that?
Because there's nothing Proud Boys I've seen from that day.
There's that one guy that got him smashing the window, and it's like, yeah, it looks like him, but that could be also a lot of other guys, you know?
But like you said, Biggs was there.
He said what, he took a piss in the Capitol and left.
Yeah, they were there as civilians.
The club wasn't there as a club.
So if you're trying to frame the club, you'd want the club there as a club.
Right.
Or is this so calculated that they allow it to happen and then they can take these people down without having the club as the face?
I mean, because they arrested him at the airport, and then Biggs wasn't wearing colors.
I know, but why'd you arrest him?
If you're trying to frame Proud Boys and get them into a thing, why arrest him at the airport?
Why not let him get out there?
And why not have him say, we need to be there as a group?
This is it.
We're going to storm the Capitol or something.
Right.
And that's the confusion.
And that's where it's hard to know what to believe.
Like, how much can you trust this guy?
Because, I mean, anybody could be anything.
The craziest part of all this, too, is you and I are coming up with logical theories on what might be true and what might not be true.
But the history books will not show any of this.
The history books will be FBI informant leads a siege on the Capitol.
Proud boys arrested.
Right.
But Proud Boys, yeah.
And okay, one thing I want to know is, are they arresting people that didn't even enter the Capitol?
They're firing a lot of them.
Yeah, they're firing on them.
I think they are.
I think they are.
Like, you know, that real estate chick.
That real estate chick who had the private jet?
I think she's arrested.
What?
That real estate chick who was bragging and took a private jet there?
I think she's arrested.
I don't think she went to the Capitol.
I think unless you went in or fought a cop or something like that, you shouldn't be arrested, right?
Yes, but, sir, you're using logic.
Stop.
2021 is not the year of logic.
No, I understand.
Logic is number 75 on the priority list.
So for Proud Boys, what can they do?
What do you mean?
Like, not be political?
How can this be a club for what it's really supposed to be?
You know?
Well, 99% of it was always just meeting at a bar every month, exactly like the Knights of Columbus.
The rallies was not in the original business plan.
So taking away the rallies, if the government takes away the rallies, good.
Good.
You know, the only thing that I supported as far as going outside was doing bodyguard work for Ed Coulter and Michelle Malkin and Lauren Southern women.
Otherwise, like constantly going to rallies and marches with no point but to fight Antifa.
I mean, if they're burning down your city, I get it.
But otherwise, fucking stay home.
Because I think this is obfuscating from the purpose of what the Proud Boys is.
And that is for men to come together and have a place to be ourselves and get away.
And it's been all sucked into politics, and it's leaving out, I think, the core of what it's supposed to be.
Because I will say this.
I started a men's club myself.
We've had two meetings.
It's been a total of like 10 guys, but just getting guys together, talking about shit that guys need to talk about.
This is how guys talk to each other, you know, it's an amazing thing and something that is very much lacking in this world.
And I looked into the Proud Boys and I like went to kind of some meetings and saw some stuff going down.
Allegedly.
And I just, what?
No, allegedly.
Not stuff going down, not bad stuff going down, but like I checked it out and I was like, this ain't me.
But I started my own.
What did you not like?
And what?
What did you not like?
There's nothing that I didn't like.
I guess I just want to curate my own vibe that I'm on.
Because I think we need to get people understanding that Christianity is the thing that's missing in our lives and the reason why there's anything good in the world.
not ashamed of it and not have girlfriend politics and just let them steam off and talk some shit and bust each other's balls and help each other out.
I don't understand why you have to bring Israel into it.
Israel?
You said God Israel.
Yeah, that's fucked up, dude.
That's weird.
God Israel.
But what I'm saying is, you know, it's been going good.
So we've had two meetings.
Nice.
And it's just like conspiracy theories, women, and talking shit in some politics.
Yeah, you know, on my 50th birthday, I didn't have anything fancy.
It was just at a local dive bar.
And I had dudes from my gym and baseball dads, MAGA guys, proud boys.
It wasn't just the men in my life.
And I said, no broads at all, not even my wife.
My wife broke the rule and she came by and she was meeting like all the men in my life.
And she was like, wow, these guys are really funny and interesting and cool.
And I think it was a woman experiencing what they don't normally experience, which is dudes are awesome guys.
Yeah.
Like we're really good people.
We're portrayed.
We're beaten down, Gavin, you know, especially with this lockdown and everything.
Guys don't have, you know, for lack of gayer words, a safe space to just be like, oh yeah.
Remember when we were in junior high calling each other faggots and punching each other in the face and putting fireworks in mailboxes?
That was fun.
And like, I can't tell you the relief and the stress of just getting dudes in his face and being able to talk some shit about how we believe, especially because, like I said,
I'm on the in the art and music side of things, so everyone's lefty.
And it's just like anyone that gets a little taste really, that's very beneficial, and we need to bring it back.
And the women are attracted to it.
They like manly men.
And so we got to stop kidding ourselves and get back to reality, you know?
Yep.
Yep.
And that's the key.
You know what?
Go ahead.
You know, I was watching Milo and Dick Masterson's interview.
Did you see that?
I haven't watched it yet.
From the other day?
I haven't watched it yet.
You know, okay, so Milo really got to Dick Masterson.
I thought it was very interesting.
And this is a theory that some of me and my buddies have been tossing around.
What I kind of mentioned earlier is that the only reason that there is any good in the world is because of Christianity.
The Bible is the greatest piece of literature that has ever been written by man.
Western countries, Christian countries are the best place to live.
And society, all these people, all these lefties that think you have inherent goodness because you don't need the Bible to tell you what's right or wrong to kill somebody.
But what they don't, or steal or whatever, what they don't realize, the only reason that they think that is because we are founded on Christianity.
You know?
Yeah, like Ricky Gervais.
Ricky Gervais always says that, that I don't need the Bible to show me what's right or wrong.
Meanwhile, he grew up going to church with a Christian family and in a Christian country like the United Kingdom.
So we have to understand it's not inherent in humans to be good or bad.
We have just been founded on Christianity.
We've been a Christian nation so long that people forget that and feel like, yeah, I don't need the Bible to tell me this.
It's because we were founded on the Bible, but we've gotten so far away from it that it feels inherent.
You know, it's kind of like Karl Marx, where he goes, we don't need money.
We don't need the system.
Meanwhile, he was living under the tutelage, the finances of his rich dad.
So you have all these rich liberals who have their parents paying for everything, and they go, you don't need to work.
You don't need money.
You can just survive on your own.
Yeah, it's easy for you to say.
So we have all these atheists living under the benefits of Christianity going, you don't need Christianity.
Let me see you try it for a thousand years.
But they don't realize that because they think they're good people is because of Christianity.
And they don't realize it's because of that.
And because we're founded on that, is why that they even think they're good people.
That's why you go over in the Middle East and they're treat women like shit and throw gays off of buildings and this and that.
It's because they don't have Christianity.
And we do, but they take it for granted because it's been so instilled in our culture and in our country, in the Western world.
Which is why we ended slavery as well.
All right.
Thanks for calling, dude.
Great points, dude.
Great fucking points, Doug.
Fucking pointing it up.
Is this racist, Monkey Man?
I gave him frog feet.
Are you allowed to...
I heard an interview today on Howard Stromer.
Kevin Hart met Don Rickles.
And I'm very, very liberal with racism.
As a racist.
Liberal with our user.
He grabbed him by the cheeks, and he went, you look like a little monkey.
Oh, no.
Is that good or bad?
Is that not true, though?
A, is that true?
B, the guy's 80 or maybe 90.
C, is he doing a parody of racism?
I mean, it was remarkably unaware.
It was a little colorblind.
Yeah.
What do they call this?
That's not going to go down well, dude.
Yeah, yeah.
It's sort of like my friend Leslie, she was like, I go, I defended her when she was called a hipster racist back in the early aughts.
she was like, maybe I was.
You know, I've learned a lot.
Just like that golfer who was like, I am homophobic and I'm fixing it.
And she was like, I did a lot of horrible things I regret.
And I was like, no, stop saying that.
This is like the Beastie Boys saying license to ill was just a joke.
It wasn't a joke.
You were just a young dude with a big dick on stage and like naked ladies.
That's totally normal for 20-year-olds.
Go bananas.
As a 50-year-old with a teenage daughter, not as great.
But she goes, what about, was it 16 Candles where they have the Chinese guy?
Yep, Long Duk Dong.
Long Duk Dong.
And every time you see him, it goes, dong.
And she's like, that's how racist America was back then.
And I'm just like, I don't get it.
I don't see anything better.
How is that racist?
And she goes, wait, are you fucking with me?
Like, are you trying to make me mad?
And I just go, I see how it was a stereotypical portrayal of a Chinese immigrant, but what is racist about that?
Right.
Isn't racist supposed to be hateful?
Like, what if, like, Mike Myers portrays Scotts as drunks, violent drunks, right?
Remember in How to Kill an Axe Murderer?
Okay, here's my question.
The Mike Myers portrayal of Scotts in How to I Married an Axe Murderer, how is that different from Long Duck Dong?
Long Duck Dong is slightly more hyperbolic than what's this?
Cisco.
So I could let my hair hang down all the way down to my waist and be a hippie.
I just want to see if you actually talk like that.
No.
Because they didn't get an actual Chinese fucking immigrant to play a Chinese immigrant.
I don't know.
There was a gong?
Like, what if you see a Scottish guy and there's bagpipes?
Right.
He was short?
Okay.
The thing is, they're stronger people, the Scots, and they can take it.
And Chinese people are stupid.
So when you make fun of them, you can make fun of white males, but you can't make fun of visible minorities.
It's racist for them to draw that line.
You can't even have a comical representation of a visible minority.
Why not?
Right.
Well, you don't spell it, son.
You eat it.
That'd be racist to be like, shut up, Chuck.
That was a funny joke.
And he laughed at his funny joke.
Yeah, they're being kind to you.
It's true.
You don't spell quiche, eat it.
Who has quiche for dinner, by the way?
That should be like an app, but it's real good.
I love quiche.
You like quiche?
I love quiche.
Me too.
Let's have quiche soon.
When do we have quiche Wednesdays?
Dope.
Let's take our last call.
All right.
This is GPS from Kentucky.
All right.
I got to tell you guys, it is so hard to listen to people talk about what we Proud Boys are.
And they are so far from accurate.
And Gavin, I've got to say, it's probably tough for you, being where you are, to listen to people tell you what they think you are and them being completely inaccurate.
You know, I just was meeting with the guy who's doing a documentary with the Proud Boys.
And he was like, I'm seeing, I know you think they're totally innocent because I'm seeing a pension for violence and a need to want to brawl.
He's been following Enrique, Joe Biggs, and Rufio for like three months.
Yeah, you're following like the rally guys.
So you're going to see dudes who want to throw down.
But like, you're not going to a chapter meeting in Tokyo or Ottawa or Wisconsin, Madison, or fucking San Bernardino, where it's just a bunch of dudes making fart jokes.
So obviously your documentary is going to see it as a violent group.
But I would still argue, even at the peak of the Antifa brawling, 95% of it is mostly peaceful, as they say.
Right.
So do you, in terms of what's going on with the media now, are you seeing what's going on with Ben Shapiro writing the piece for Vox and that just upending Vox in terms of what the writers there are doing to revolt against the editor for a like that and what Trump is probably doing soon,
which is very much what you're already doing.
And Tim Poole start to do what you're doing.
So your business model is being followed by, it looks like the most popular guys on YouTube and even the president, you know, former president.
So that's interesting.
And I'm just wondering if you could kind of share with us what you have seen and if you predicted that this kind of thing would happen on even a larger scale than what you have started with Censored.tv.
The good news is we still live in a free market.
We live in a strange sort of, I don't know, oligarch, censored free market where five companies control the national conversation, but we're still genetically predisposed to keep fucking woodchucking,
just like when you domesticate a beaver and it starts eating away at your coping in your house, the siding, because they normally have to chew.
So they censored us.
They censored me and Milo and AIU and Owen Benjamin and Laura Loomer.
But this is what we do.
So we just keep chugging away.
So I don't think it was that magical that we started our own networks like Kumia Network and Owen Benjamin's network.
We just have to keep doing our thing, and you're not going to stop us.
So it's actually pretty organic that we started our own things, our own pirate ships, like Adam Carolla says.
They're ramping up the censorship of these independent networks, but we're just going to keep improving them, hacking them, making them better.
Because that's what America is.
It's a fighting culture.
We always fight back.
We don't give up.
The Chinese concede.
The North Koreans concede.
I would argue a lot of Brits concede.
A lot of Europeans concede.
That's not in our DNA.
So you keep fucking with us.
You keep telling us we can't have a voice.
And we keep saying, fuck you.
We keep fighting back.
And that's what makes America the greatest country on earth.
And that's what makes the West the greatest civilization on earth.
Because no matter how much you try to fuck with us, we will keep fighting back.
You throw us in prison.
You have thrown us in prison.
And we keep fighting back because that's who we are.
And we keep saying, no matter how much you fuck with us, we will get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
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