Yeah, the highs and lows in the market the stocks you should have seen them.
I think we're now let's see it.
Let's go back to the video.
Which video?
Just show the fucking video.
Stop your pissing, moaning, barking at me.
Pretty cool.
Show the video.
The wrong tree and I'm definitely not afraid to let you stay.
Truth of every moment.
Past lies far beneath the growth we see.
Underground, buried well.
You think you're hot.
I was.
I was a smokeshow back then.
No.
You have the nose of feral paint.
Is that good?
Oh my god.
That was there.
I didn't write that.
Yes, you did.
No, I did.
I made it.
I based it on that.
There's a good guitar solo coming up.
It's actually...
The only good thing about this horribly shitty gay song where you think you're gorgeous is the video editing.
It's kind of cool.
Hodge did it.
Can't see me.
Put the hood on and you walk away.
Live and be abused.
You know, there's better music that I've made.
This was 2012.
This is after I voted for Obama.
So this is what that looks like.
Right, wasn't he 2012?
It was 2008, wasn't he?
2008 and 2012.
Yes.
When he won, I was living in Hipsterville, Brooklyn, Williamsburg.
And they were climbing up light posts, fucking telephone poles, screaming with joy.
Hooray!
Racism is over.
Yay!
And then I said to David Cross, I have some bad news for you.
He's not the Messiah.
And he didn't speak to me for a little while.
Ew.
I thought he was God.
So what was that now?
That's the song that you did called Ups and Downs?
That's right.
My hit Ups and Downs.
You know what's where I just put music on Spotify yesterday?
No playup.
I didn't put any music on Carify, so.
Today's book is Among the Thugs by Bill Buford, where he goes undercover with what all men are totally fascinated by and envious of, which is soccer hooligans, lads.
He talks about the whole structure of the lads from top to bottom, the whole like lieutenant and captain and the way they have prospects.
Just like a biker gang.
And it's really just violence for violence's sake, is it not?
Like is Man United really needing you to beat the shit out of Liverpool?
So that's cool.
I've been on sort of a hooligan bender with TV shows.
I mean, sorry, movies recently.
Started with Green Street Hooligans, which is very hard to find because the guy in it is from Sons of Anarchy, and he does a pathetic English accent.
And I honestly believe he's had it scrubbed from everywhere.
I've got to call him and ask him how to do that.
But I managed to get it.
And then I watched the sequel to Green Street Hooligans and a few more hooligan movies, but a lot of them suck.
I guess because there's not a lot of sophisticated people that are into making these movies, so they tend to be fucking retarded.
But my dad doesn't believe in that book, Among the Thugs.
He says a lot of it is fake.
There's a scene where they sort of hijack a...
Oh, there you go.
Wait, that's the entire movie on YouTube?
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
Well, that ain't scrubbed.
I want to see.
So this is the guy with the bad accent?
Yeah.
Sick.
What, lads?
I thought we agreed to me in the car park.
So don't wait here.
Look, Bob, if you want to play the wanker, that's fine with me.
But leave it out.
It's all got to stay out the way.
Yo, my mate?
Keith, come on, boys.
He should have made him some like he just moved from America or something.
Wait, doesn't he have an...
I swear to God, I thought he had an English accent.
The actor.
The guy from Sons of Anarchy.
Yeah.
I think he's from either Britain or some other wonky place like that.
Charlie Hunnam.
Okay.
But maybe he doesn't have that.
What is that?
A London accent?
East London.
East London.
Cockney.
Yeah, he's Newcastle, England.
What?
Yeah.
Well, how does he have such a shitty English accent?
No idea.
That's crazy.
Newcastle's north, right?
Let's see.
This is him regular speaking.
That's an intrinsic series.
You might have a little bit of hypochondria going, too, on top of it.
Yeah, it's safe to say.
Yeah.
Did you.
Charlie, did you vote?
Are you like...
You had a couple of moments.
Have you ever been in a fight fight as an adult?
Not so much as an adult.
Growing up as a teenager, unfortunately, had a few.
I wouldn't necessarily term them fights.
I got my ass kicked a few times.
What is his voice?
Is there an accent?
It's just an Americanized Northern English accent.
Okay, we've got a lot to discuss today, folks, on this sunny Thursday in New York City.
Let's just talk about the New York Post, which is saying stock raving mad: how an online group of amateur investors drove Wall Street stock raving mad.
And I'm no economist, but I think there's this one guy, what's his name?
He's really popular on Reddit, and his name is fucking, oh, this story is way down there, 2-0.
Wall Street bets, all one word.
So GameStop, the gamer store, retailer, was shitting the bet, obviously, because of the pandemic.
No one's really renting anything.
Actually, you'd think they would get some rentals, but I guess people aren't even going out, so they're doing it all online.
And so this guy just goes, let's fucking everyone buy GameStop stock.
And so this basically Radio Shack Blockbuster goes from, I think, $4 a share to $400 a share.
Maybe they were $20.
Yeah, they were $20.
They went up to $400.
I think now it's down.
It's plummeting back down to $100,000.
I mean, $100.
But the kooky thing about it is that trading apps blocked the trade.
They saw it as economic vandalism.
Roaring Kitty.
Oh, he was the guy that led the charge?
I thought it was Wall Street Bets.
Maybe that's the site.
So that's the guy.
He's worth something like $22 million.
But so they hedge fund.
No, go back.
Hedge fund guys short of these stocks.
We can't buy them.
People selling out of fear.
We lose money.
They make a money on the short.
This is a fucking crime.
Yo, this is a fucking crime, what Robinhood app is doing.
Do not sell.
Hold the line.
What the fuck?
Jaw Rule is getting involved?
So they shoot the stock up, and then people want their money.
So these hedge funds that I guess back these investments have to pay out their money.
So he's crippled the two biggest hedge funds in the country.
And the crazy thing is that Robinhood app stopped it.
Look, Alexandria Cortez likes it because anything that hurts rich people is good to her.
She doesn't even understand.
Yeah, this is like a unifying thing for both left and right right now.
Yeah, yeah.
Fully agree.
That's weird to see.
Appreciate it, Talib.
Yeah, I don't recall the part of the story with Robinhood sells out.
So I think it's illegal.
You can't stop people trading.
It's their own money.
You can't tell someone that they can't buy something with their own money.
That's not the deal.
So it won't be a big deal, though.
They'll just pay a fine or something.
But yeah, economic vandalism.
I kind of see it as what happened with the capital.
It was just people wrecking stuff out of spite because they're mad at the system.
Also in the news, somebody said SLV is the next one to go on.
This is not financial advice, nor will I encourage anybody to do that.
But that's the next one.
So that's a Reddit, Wall Street Bets.
It's a Reddit channel.
Okay.
A subreddit.
And they went to private.
So you have to be invited by somebody in there, by an admin in there to get in there now.
Because the Discord was completely shut down for hate speech.
And it's hate speech to buy GameStop?
They did some BS where they were like, somebody cursed once.
So they in Nordic.
Wow, that's like they cameo said they had to shut down my account because it looked like I was doing cocaine.
What?
Look at this.
Proud boy boss snitched.
Undercover informant.
Still haven't spoken to him.
He says that, yes, he did some stuff back then, but it was all part of his deal.
I don't think he admitted to this kind of snitching accusing him of here, though.
But the interesting thing about it is it doesn't really matter what the truth is.
It's all about the perception.
Perception versus reality is 2021.
I had a buddy who's an ex-criminal just email me, and he said, I know that you don't get how he could have been arrested, but there's a million reasons for that, including FBI not talking to local law enforcement and them not sharing information, them being incompetent.
But he said another reason is, and I'm not calling Enrique a snitch.
I would never do that without solid evidence.
That's one of the worst things you can accuse someone of.
So I'm just talking about the perception here.
They often arrest their informants right before shit goes down because they don't want this to come out in a trial or in court.
So he told me about this dude who infiltrated the banditos, the biker gang.
And he would always get himself arrested before they did a big action.
So he wouldn't be sitting there and seeing his fellow cops and them pulling up all this paperwork and stuff.
It's just not a good look.
So that story's ongoing.
My hunch is that he was no longer working with the FBI.
But this guy who wants to do a Proud Boys book said, I guess it's off now.
And I'm like, no, he wants to do it like Please Kill Me.
I told you that, right?
Please Kill Me is just a series of interviews about the birth of punk in New York City.
And then he puts them in chronological order.
It's a cool read.
An oral history.
And I said, yeah, please do.
Still do it.
People do books about fucking ISIS.
What are you scared of?
And he goes, well, it looks like you have been talking to an FBI informant.
Okay.
And I'm free.
I'm not selling kilos of cocaine or planning invasions at all, ever.
So go ahead.
I've been assuming that my phone calls, texts, and everything was recorded and watched since Max and John were arrested.
In fact, I talk to the feds on my phone.
We both do, right?
Yes, I do.
Like every time I say, well, let's have them killed.
And then I go, that's called a joke, FBI.
Well, great.
I'm turning into Jen Saki.
Jen Saki.
We're going to circle around.
Did you see the circle around?
Yeah, I got a whole packet on Jen Saki, but we like to keep it light at the beginning.
I've got some fat people pics.
Oh, cool.
Look at these new workout.
Fat trans one?
Well, there's that.
Let's look at that.
So, the bottom one you read first: support fat trans people.
They are often denied health care they need to transition from medications to surgery to even consultation purely because they are fat.
Medical fat phobia can kill.
Be angry about this.
Never shut up.
So I think that means like you're so fucking fat, you can't get off your bed to a doctor's office.
And they're saying that's not right.
So I guess more doctors have to come to you, you disgusting fat pig.
And then she adds, I'm a fat person with an eating disorder.
I need to get bottom surgery.
What?
So I have to operate on your fucking dick under all those piles of flesh?
No.
I'm sick that day.
You just put her to sleep and be like, ta-da, it's done.
Prove it.
If I was a surgeon and it was my job to do that, I would eat like rotten fish and just be like, uh-oh, I got a temperature and I'm puking.
Sorry.
It'll have to be Alfonso.
I have a temperature of 98 degrees.
I got to call this one out.
But the pressure to lose the weight I'll need to lose to get the surgery means I end up relapsing almost every time I think about getting to actually feel comfortable in my own skin.
Here's a horribly un-Christian thought.
When you see people like my 650-pound life, does part of your brain go, just die?
Just die.
Do you do that?
I don't like that I do that.
It's not a good trait.
It's my least Christian trait.
But sometimes I see these situations and I'm like, you should just.
I'll do it.
Do you want to just shall we just kill you?
Like that thousand-pound sisters, you know the ones?
There's the ugly one whose forehead is so fat that it's hanging over her eyes.
And I just look at them, especially the really hideous one.
I couldn't.
Which one is that?
The ugly one is the one without the pattern on her shirt.
Okay.
But like you see her and you're just like, let's just dig a big hole.
That's a lot of jobs.
You're creating a lot of jobs.
It would take a day.
It would take a day to bury her.
And you'd be in good shape after.
Let's see them talk.
Why are you lying?
I don't know if they ever met Dr. Nas.
Oh, really?
One more race.
Bottom of the...
Kind of fun, that one.
See, she's laughing.
I haven't watched that episode.
One more race.
Bottom of the...
I'm Amy.
And I'm Terry.
And we're the plate sisters.
You're supposed to do it, Louvi.
Shut up.
Between the two of them.
What are we doing here?
What the fuck?
Why are we wasting everyone's time?
Like, that's a waste of a t-shirt.
So we decided that we're going to have weight loss surgery.
Well, we're doing the dereactic surgery.
What are you the skinny ones on these shows?
Like, that woman is skinny and in shape, and she's morbidly obese.
She's Gina Davis.
Here's another time it runs through my head, and I'm, again, not proud of this.
1-4, this guy has turned himself into an alien.
I mean, I should just set up a plastic surgery shop and say, hey, I can turn you black and put studs in your head and remove the top part of your lip.
Come on in here, and then they come in and go, let's just cut the shit.
Like, why is that guy alive?
You know what I mean?
To freak people out.
He's alive, Gavin, because we live in a free society.
I think he's in France.
And if someone wants to alter their face like that, you have tattoos.
He just went farther.
It's a lot of piercings, basically.
He's got magnets in his head, little things.
He removed his top lip.
That's his prerogative.
He's not hurting anyone.
Yes, I get the logic.
But I'm not really talking about logic.
I'm talking about a strange thought that pops into your head and you go, ooh, what are you doing there, thought?
And that thought is like, like MS-13, when they have the tattoo of the 1-3 on their whole face, you just go, let's just...
You scroll down, there's a lot of pictures.
What I don't get about him is why he has normal clothes.
I'm actually feeling kind of nauseous looking at him.
No, yeah, me too.
I did.
It makes, like, the fact that he isn't killing people is kind of upsetting.
I feel like I'm going to barf.
Like, he looks like he should be hurting people.
He stresses me out.
That's a bad one.
Yeah, that's a burn victim, dude.
Like, you cut your face off.
He literally cut his face off.
His ears are gone, too.
They didn't.
Oh, my God.
I didn't notice that.
Yeah.
I'm really, really...
All right, all right.
I'm going to dry heave.
It's bad, right?
Oh, but yeah, if you're going to be a black alien with no nose and no top lip, have on like a silver jacket.
He has like a chemise.
Look at that picture.
Like, what is he wearing there?
It's just like a shirt.
A sweatshirt.
And then there's that.
That one's the worst for me, but yeah.
I just have a sweatshirt on a big gold chain.
Sorry, dude.
If you're going to dye your eyeballs, you have to have...
Like, my clothes are crazier than his.
Yeah.
He should be wearing an all-white or all-silver boiler suit.
Like, whatever the bad guys in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles wore.
Like, wear that.
He's severely mentally ill.
You know, when I was a young man in England, if you got a tattoo on your face, it meant you were mentally ill and you could get free welfare for the rest of your life.
And they wouldn't even nag you to get a job.
So all the skinheads were getting facial tattoos made in England.
They would get a cross here.
Some of them would have like a Doc Martin boot on their cheek for the free money.
That guy is clearly insane.
I really do honestly feel nauseous.
I feel like a surgeon who had to operate on a, do a bottom surgery on a trans woman.
Now you know how I felt during the opening song.
Is that hair coming in?
I think those are stitches.
Oh.
Stop it, please.
It's bad.
That is bad.
Would you rather hang out with Black Alien or Black Hitler from yesterday's show?
Black Hitler, for sure.
I like Gazzi Kadzo.
I've had him on the show.
And you know what he said after?
He goes, How was that?
Was that good?
He was worried that, and we were arguing with each other, yelling at each other.
In other words, the whole thing is just an act.
Is it a work?
Yeah.
1-3.
This one's an easy kill.
I don't feel un-Christian for just going, like, why do we have a trial for this guy?
1-3.
He was wrapped in his father's entrails, naked, running, I think this is in Ukraine, running around on the street and smashing his dad's head, which was decapitated, into cars.
Wow.
No trial necessary, folks.
Yeah.
And a naked maniac covered with intestines went on a rampage in Ukraine, hitting parked cars with his father's severed head.
This is not pleasant here.
Let's get back to fun stuff.
This is stomach-turning stuff.
Let's go back to those fat people pics.
I had another one.
There's the trans woman who wants bottom surgery.
This is a very nauseating episode.
I hope you're not eating when you're watching this.
Look at her motherfucking legs.
What?
I mean, I know we've all seen these legs before, but they're freshly confusing every single time I see them.
Superfit Hero is the only premium activewear brand designed exclusively for plus size.
That's not plus size.
That's multiplication size.
Plus size is like that woman on your wall there, Ashley Sink, not St. Clair, Ashley whatever read.
That's not plus size.
That's not a plus sign.
That's a multiplication sign.
That's squared.
You're U cubed.
Exponential size.
Literally.
There is four of her.
That's not plus.
I'm plus size.
I'm like 10 pounds overweight.
That's a little plus.
You are four times your normal body size.
What do they do with their workout gear?
God, that's so disgusting.
All right.
We're ready to start the news.
You ready?
Yes.
Here's a crazy article that Judgy Bitch sent me, my Canadian pal.
I wanted her to do a show about being a housewife, but she keeps flaking on me.
One, two.
Friends and fans.
So this woman's sitting on it and she goes, why are kings worth more than queens?
Right?
And where are they?
Go down?
Up?
Go up.
When I say go down, I mean the first paragraph.
The Netherlands.
So she goes, why should a king be worth more than a queen?
Now, I know there's a lot of card games, and maybe kings have more value in games, but every game I can think of, they're 10.
Right?
Yeah.
Jack, queen, king, 10.
Aces are 11, including the ace of spades.
So spades are superior to white kings.
In other words, it's a black supremacist game.
So what she did is she decided, no.
No more kings and queens.
It's sexist.
They replaced it with gold, silver, and bronze cards.
And they're selling like fucking hotcakes.
How idiotic have we become?
Remember the chess thing where they said the black pawn moves first?
So we're going to switch it up.
Oh, yeah.
Because that's racist.
That's right.
No, the white pawn moves first.
We're going to switch it up and have the black pawn move first.
Nice.
Oh, this is old news.
They're saying it's peak 2020.
Wasn't that pre-2020?
No, I think it was 2020.
And then there was Ivanka Trump when she got a white dog.
They said that was racist.
Of course, she gets a white one.
And then there was the tweet where the woman was really mad because she discovered that black cats get adopted less, which she sees as racist.
Nothing to do with the fact that black cats are known to superstitious people as bad news.
That's seven years bad news.
Okay, let's get serious for a second.
This show is pretty dark.
Don't worry, it gets funner.
But I got to bring this up.
Remember when Sarah Silverman was talking about a co-host, and she said, we can't have some guy who thinks the sky is not blue.
She always does that.
The earth is flat.
And QAnon is a thing.
And Jews run the world.
And there's child sex rings, child sex trafficking.
And you're like, look, I don't know about that Comet Pizza thing.
I don't think that's true.
Although I'm open to it.
But we keep seeing these insane stories that are way bigger than this bullshit economic vandalism.
And they disappear.
Remember the truck from six months ago?
It just died.
Like the Las Vegas shooting.
It just died.
And then today, 33 children are rescued.
Or yesterday, whatever.
And they were all sex slaves.
The FBI has found dozens of missing children in Los Angeles.
It's all part of what's being called Operation Lost Angels.
The operation involved the LAPD, the LA County Sheriff's Department, and 24 other local agencies.
Of the 33 children found, eight were being sexually exploited or trafficked.
All were between the ages of 13 and 17.
The operation also resulted in the arrests of a suspected human trafficker.
Multiple other investigations have been started as well.
The FBI says resuming, rescuing the victims is just the first step in the recovery process.
What?
What ethnicity are they?
Like, give me the story.
Where are the reporters?
Where is the journalist?
They're so busy combing through your social media to find an N-word that they're not doing real work.
Can I hear even a theory?
Is it like they said that illegal aliens were starting to use kids as props because the media was freaking out about separating families and putting children in cages.
So you just grab a kid on the way and go, you're coming with me, Peckerwood.
And then I guess you just throw it in the garbage when you get across.
So maybe there's wandering kids that were used as fake children.
Yeah, so maybe it's in the fake illegal alien families.
Maybe they grow up and then they don't know what to do.
They're wandering around, so they say, come here, be a whore.
Maybe it's run by MS-13.
Maybe it's exclusively Hispanic.
I don't even know the ethnicity here.
Could be.
There's a huge Mexican-Latino thing in LA, like presence in LA, and they're like their own little world.
Thanks, Ryan.
Nobody knew that.
That's Ryan's insight.
But yeah, I want to know the ethnicity.
I want to know the story.
He just casually, it sounds like they found a fucking truck full of watermelons.
What's going on here?
And why isn't the media talking about it?
They're so fucking shitty at their job.
Like, look at the Daily Mail.
Look at Daily Mail right now.
So it'll have this thing.
It'll be the stock market prank.
But yeah, so that's the top story.
And then scroll down.
I know Daily Mail is not cutting-edge news, but.
So we have more everyone's racist shit.
So this woman's doing a documentary on Proud Boys.
Six Dead After Nitrogen League, Georgia.
Hey.
Hi.
How are you?
I'm good.
Are you recording this?
I'm recording it.
I can record it, yeah.
I thought you wanted me to talk on record.
I do.
Okay, let's rock.
I'm honest enough.
This was a good time.
It's a great time.
So I originally was going to reach out to you about the Canada thing that came out on Wednesday about the Canadian Parliament designating the Proud Boys as a terrorist group and get your reaction to that.
I think it's insanity.
They also, they threw in white supremacists with no backing.
The guy behind it, I think his name is Jarmeet Singh, who has a history of terrorism.
In fact, he's a Sikh extremist, and India, I believe, won't let him into the country because he's such an extremist.
But I think it's weird, too, that Sikhs were killed to the tune of one million by Muslims, and he's on this crusade to stop Islamophobia.
It's like, dude, Muslims hate you.
But yeah, so he really pushed it hard, and they just threw white supremacy in there.
They don't have to prove it.
That's just a fact to them.
There's a lot of Sikh proud boys, by the way, in the UK.
But anyway, they deem that so.
And then, like, what does it mean?
I guess what it really means is, say, like, Joe Blow goes into the Parliament buildings and breaks a bunch of stuff.
That's just crazy, drunken asshole does something.
But say three guys do it dressed as Proud Boys.
Now it would be deemed a terrorist act and they'd have a much harsher sentence.
Do you know if they can go after them, like, from a perspective of, like, obviously there's probably no membership list.
It's probably hard to prove whether somebody's actually a proud boy or not.
But are there any ramifications that they could, like, go arrest them or anything like that?
I mean, that'll end up in court.
We don't live in a society, whether it's Canada or America or anywhere in the West, where someone can just scoop you up because you're deemed a member of a group and magically make you a terrorist.
But I think it, like, I remember the Insane Clown Posse.
They were labeled a gang by the FBI, and it fucked up a bunch of like custody battles and stuff, maybe jobs.
I followed that story.
I've covered ICP in the gathering many years.
So I actually covered that story somewhat, but I just knew of them fighting it.
You know what's just about virtue signaling.
So the liberals say something is racist and we condemn it.
And then the conservatives go, no, no, we condemn it more.
And that's why it got pushed through so fast because it had that scarlet letter on it.
But their actual real-life ramifications, I have no fucking clue.
I don't think they'll move forward on it.
They've already made their virtue signal.
By the way, this is a little off topic, but I was thinking about you and that British guy who's following around Enrique.
And you get this perspective that Proud Boys like to fight and they like to riot and they like to rally, but you're with the rally crew.
You know what I mean?
Like, you're not with...
I've actually said that, I mean, a lot.
I mean, not to you, but like, I talked to people about there being two factions within the Proud Boys, like the Party Boys and the Rally Boys.
that that won't even make the history books the history books will say that it was quickly you know commandeered by the FBI and turned into a place to gather info can you believe that I'm saying that's what the public's perception is I know that that's what I've called people who know the group who you know have a I've talked to a few people yesterday because I was like what's your reaction to this are the problems gonna kill him?
You know, I mean, different kinds of questioning, but, you know, I thought there were several things yesterday that were extremely alarming.
I called several people, journalists that I know that work for papers and AP and whatever.
And no one can ever remember a time where a federal prosecutor or a judge outed the name of an informant to the media or made a comment on it.
Yeah, that is really weird.
And it's not just one thing.
It's the judge talking to the media about an informant, the trial papers being leaked to the media, and then the prosecutor also leaking to the media.
Yeah, I mean, it was a lot, and nobody, that was more of the story for the people that I talked to yesterday that I know, that I trust, you know, that have been journalists for a very long time.
Yeah.
And, you know, they were, one of the people even said, he's like, you know, if I, if I had been bugging the local police department about like an informant name for years and then all of a sudden that just landed on my desk one day, I would be very suspicious.
Yeah, good point.
What the hell was going on?
Here, can I call you back in about half an hour?
Sure.
Something came up.
Bye.
I just stopped that because I thought we had enough.
That was weird.
She called to interview me because she's doing a documentary and we made her a guest on the show.
I told her I was recording.
Right?
Yeah.
Speaking of what the fuck, and this is kind of in a similar vein, like, when Tommy Robinson was thrown in prison for what the fuck was it, contempt of court.
I'm in London and I'm looking at the sign above him and the old Bailey, the old bill.
And it says defend the weak or something like that.
What's the big thing it says?
You know the old bill, the old Bailey?
Court wall outside?
You're so bad at Googling that.
You probably typed in, what does it say?
Let me see.
What?
Court inscription?
There we go.
Defend the children of the poor, punish the wrongdoer.
All right, so that's probably fucking 500 years old.
That thing.
That's the basics.
Defend the children of the poor, punish the wrongdoer.
Finding someone who said something offensive is not on that wall.
And here we have 33 children that are fucking sex slaves.
Well, they say eight of them were sex slaves.
What the hell were the other ones?
Tomato pickers?
Probably drug dealers.
We don't know how they got here.
We don't know who their parents are.
We don't know what ethnicity they are.
We don't know what language they speak.
Why is that not taking up the entire fucking newspaper?
Your priorities as a journalist, as a researcher, as a law enforcement, as a pundit, as anything should be the children first.
Our weakest, our first priority.
Not 650-pound people who made themselves weak and want to chop their dicks off.
They're low on the list.
But our children.
And here we have our 13 to 17-year-olds.
Here's another fucking insanely spooky thing that is not really the exact same subject, but check out 1.6.
So someone sees they have one F on their wall.
Oh no, in the snow.
So this girl goes outside, found this on her garbage bin, and incidentally asks TikTok what it was.
So click on it.
That's on her garbage bin.
And then people start commenting.
That means you've been tagged as a single female.
One, there's one person here.
F, she's female.
Like hobos, hobos used to do this when they were, when being a hobo was normal and you jump on the trains and everything.
And they would have like an X and an O on your fence and it meant like, there's a nice couple in here.
They'll give you soup.
And then another one would say, the guy here will shoot you.
Don't go near this house.
That was a little cuter.
This makes me think that there's fucking child abduction going on, people planning rapes.
Someone is watching you or trying to kidnap you.
It stands for one female.
This is a good one.
Put a cookie under your porch mat.
And if it's broken when you get back, it means that...
Why did you cut away?
Oh, I thought you were just giving advice.
When you get back, that means that they were looking inside for you or knocking.
Put some crackers down there.
So our priorities are off pretty bad.
We're too busy pretending that cops are murdering people.
Like my British friend the other day, I met him on Sunday, the guy that that woman was talking about, Nick.
He's doing a documentary on Proud Boys.
And he was like, we were getting along.
You know, I get along with normal, moderate liberals.
And then there's subjects like abortion and cops and immigration, and you'll drift off.
And Muslims.
But he was like, fucking police in this country.
I mean, it's terrible.
They're so badly trained.
Really?
Like, you think the police academies should be longer?
How do you know how they were trained?
How do you know how many times they go to a shooting range?
And he goes, they've always got their hands on the gun, you know, first thing first.
Dude, you want to know a trip?
Almost to the minute as he was saying that, a cop was shot in the back in the Bronx.
Wow.
Like that afternoon.
And why was the cop shot?
The cop was shot because the media, instead of looking into 33 children who were in a child sex trafficking ring, whatever the fuck that was, instead of looking into that, the media is focused on lies about evil cops.
And eventually, these people believe it.
Like, the black guys at my gym are totally normal dudes.
And then when it comes to cops, it's like kill them all.
It's white, they trade in their white hood for a blue uniform.
Pretty much every black guy at my gym talks like that.
And they were, well, I remember one time I was talking to this dude, and he was like, Yeah, I would come in here, and if they had a, I can't remember what he's talking about, like a pedophile or something, I would come in here and I'd just shoot.
Oh, yeah, he was talking about this dude who made him dog food as a joke.
And he was fucking pissed.
And I get that you're pissed, but a lot of people ate it.
And he's like, I was so close to just coming here and fucking taking him out, shooting him in his fucking ass.
And then he goes, and I go, but then you'd be away from your kids forever.
You'd be in jail.
And he'd go, oh, no, I'm taking some of those nigga hating cops with me on the way down.
I'm like, et too, dude?
Really?
You're going to murder some cops for fun as you get arrested because they're all Nazis?
Like, that narrative has stuck in the black community.
So, you got a gun, you're a criminal, you see this racist murderer, and you're like, I might as well just fucking.
And the media is responsible for that.
You know who else is responsible?
It's Bill de Blasio.
Because his son was really anti-cop.
He wrote a big article as his father was elected mayor.
He said, I don't feel safe in this country.
And when someone, when the cops come because we have a party or something, we get scared.
When white people see cops coming, they feel safe.
We are afraid.
Mima is a fucking rich kid.
And so de Blasio, by proxy, was promoting this kind of cop hatred.
And that's why they turned their back on him at funerals.
But here is...
So you had the article there, right?
Go back to 1.7.
What happened now?
God, Gateway Pundit is impossible to read with all these fucking ads.
It's like the billboard's an idiocracy.
And it's like the same ad six times.
Go down, obviously.
24-year-old male suspect has been taken into custody.
The officer assigned blah, blah, blah.
It was in plain clothes.
Keep going.
He's at Jacoby Hospital.
Got the tweet.
That's just...
No, that's saying, don't click on the tweet.
That's just saying avoid the area right after it happened.
Go back to the article, though, Ryan.
Look at these ads.
Ads for itself.
That's the whole article.
And that's it.
Okay, well, let's look at the press conference.
Isn't it crazy?
He's talking about police violence, and there's de Blasio just standing right next to him.
Wouldn't it be great if he goes, this cocksucker.
You know, I feel like I've said this before.
Here we are again.
We're here in the hospital.
We're having a press conference.
We're in a state of fighting.
It seems like people are getting numb to the fact that it seems to be the same thing.
What we need to do is put cops on the street.
Do what the job we don't want to do.
This is a fucking bill.
Put them on the street.
Allow them to do the job.
You see what's going on here?
Prosecute the cases when we bring them in.
This is a browbeating.
Prosecute the cases when we bring them in.
No violence interrupters.
No stupid programs.
Bill de Blasio took cops off the streets.
He was pro-DFund.
And this guy's saying those strategies are stupid right next to the guy who made them up.
This is a fuck you.
And Bill de Blasio's taking it because he knows you can't argue against a dead cop.
We have to stop acting like we're trying to reinvent the wheel.
Policing is simple.
Good guys and bad guys.
We're the good guys to go after the bad guys.
Unfortunately, we're here again because one of the good guys has been shot.
We'll open it up to brief questions again.
I just want to say we're very tell you another guy at my gym's theory on Bill de Blasio.
He's just a sociopathic pussy, and all he cares about is his wife.
He's pussy-whipped by her, Charlene Lamb.
McRae.
McRae.
He's pussy whipped by her.
God knows why.
She's a three.
She dominates him with an iron fist.
And this was true of Hillary and Bill, by the way.
You know, you see a family and you assume the male is the alpha.
But oftentimes, the female is the alpha and the male's the beta.
She's the boss.
You know, Bill Clinton used to have to wear sunglasses because he would be beaten so bad.
No.
That he'd have black eyes.
And he's like, oh, golly, I'm such a klutz.
I bumped into the kitchen counter again.
I got to get more dexterity.
I'm always bumping my eyes.
Oh, no, I'd scratch in my own face.
Yeah.
Oh, I scratched myself again.
She did hit me, but I had it coming.
I mean, we were wrestling.
So his theory is that he just wants to keep her happy.
So if she says fuck the police, he goes and fucks the police.
She wants money for Thrive.
He spends, I think it's $850 million.
And he knows that New York is deteriorating and it's going back into the 80s and it's like the movie Escape from New York.
He doesn't give a shit.
He'll happily torch the entire island if it makes her happy.
Happy wife, happy life.
So he just lives in perpetual fear of her.
I think it's a good theory.
I like it.
Oh, it's gone up since I last tuned in.
Holy shit.
Thrive, it's called.
She is the mayor of New York, and she's pilfering it.
And that's why she looks like Mugabe.
Maybe she is Mugabe.
Maybe he didn't die.
He just grew his hair out.
I don't know if I could separate them in a lineup if they both had a hat on.
I run New York.
Oh, no, he has a Hitler mustache.
Well, you could shave it.
Speaking of cops, too, check this out.
I saw this on Cernovich's feed.
I haven't talked to that guy in a long time.
I like him.
It's weird with social media.
Like, I would consider Mike Cernovich a friend, but I haven't spoken to him in maybe six months, but I see his posts all the time.
So I feel like I have spoken to him.
People will watch my show, like my old buddy Dan.
We were inseparable in the early odds.
And when he misses me, he just watches the show.
I don't get to watch his show.
I miss him.
But look at that quote.
You are my sister.
In the waning months of 2020, Arina stood out among his family members because he did not directly quote Nazis or have the white supremacist associated Blue Lives Matter symbol attached to his martial arts franchise.
Moreover, his social media presence, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
It's just some like MMA article.
But the white supremacist associated, and it's again, people, they haven't passed junior high and they don't get the whole guilt by association logical fallacy.
Sure, I bet you can dig me up some white power dude who also has a Blue Lives Matter flag.
Lots of people think that cops' lives matter.
White supremacists and racists and black people.
Many black people think Blue Lives Matter.
I wish more did.
But, I mean, that term just applies to fucking everything.
The Nazi-associated peanut butter and jelly sandwich and thus therefore.
Great segue, Ryan.
Speaking of saying retarded things, Jen Saki is really turning out to be a number.
She's a child.
He hired, he wanted to hire a woman.
She wore a commie hat once, and he goes, let's get the communist chick.
I like the other socialist chick, AOC.
Let's get this communist chick.
And she's like, I'm actually the babysitter here.
You know what I was shocked to see?
She was Obama's like press secretary or something.
There's a picture of Obama's staff in 2016 standing on the lawn of the White House, and they're all pissed off.
Like, that orange man is coming in.
And there she is.
I mean, I honestly, if you had told me that she was the babysitter, I would believe you.
I can't believe she has any kind of experience whatsoever because she's acting like someone grabbed my mom.
Actually, my mom would do a way better job.
Someone grabbed fucking my kid's babysitter.
That's not the exact picture.
That's around the same time.
But yeah.
So, okay, let's just run through 372 examples of Gensaki being retarded.
Number two, one.
Okay, so we have this crazy story.
Hey, Jensaki, there's a GameStop stock surge.
Robin Hood, this trading app, stopped people from trading.
Are you going to fine them?
What's the next step?
How do we make sure this doesn't happen again?
Was it even illegal?
Is the FEC going to intervene?
Is that what they're called?
The FEC?
And her response is, we have the first female Treasury Secretary.
Pardon?
What?
What has that got to do with what I'm talking about?
She's female.
It's the first female.
The woman who runs the Fed is a woman.
Okay, I'll rephrase the question.
What is the woman going to do about Robinhood and the stock search?
Here she is back in Obama's days encouraging Dems to break the rules.
This is around when they were starting to change the laws with voting and allow mail-in and all kinds of fraud-prone techniques.
Around then, when they were spying, around then, when they were opening the border, planning to use fucking geriatric Muppets like Biden.
Around that time, she was saying this.
Nadler is, I hope he's not following the rules.
Yes, the legal rules, but we need to be more rule breakers on the Democratic side and not play by the game that has always been played because we're dealing with Donald Trump.
Just wait a minute.
Nadler is not a bad person.
So that's disturbing because she's a criminal.
But listen to her English.
We need more rule, to be more rule breakers.
I hope he's not following the rules.
Yes, the legal rules, but we need to be more rule breakers on the game.
Not play by the game.
You mean play by the rules?
Play by the game that has always been played.
Like, that's what I'm getting at with Jen.
She always talks like a drunk driver who's trying to outsmart a cop.
She's someone who doesn't belong there.
She's in over her head.
She talks like a liar.
And she is lying in the sense that she purports to be qualified and she's not.
She can't speak English.
Look at Raheem Kassan's tweet 2-4.
Jaime Saki just said, for all intensive purposes.
When, at what age do you learn that it's for all intents and purposes?
I would say that's like 15.
You figure that out?
Well, you probably didn't know that.
Did you think it was for all intents of purposes?
I've never heard anything that sounds like that.
What?
No, you're even farther out.
I've heard of intensive care?
You've never heard of for all intents and purposes?
Of course I have.
Okay.
It's for the bit.
It's like when I say, without further to do, and I get all these letters, it's actually without further ado from people half my age.
Thank you, child.
Like I got a letter the other day, and you were talking about how someone's Teflon, and he's like, I think you mean Kevlar.
Teflon is what they put on pants.
Kevlar is bulletproof.
I know why you said Teflon, because the Teflon Don.
It's a common term.
But that means nothing Sticks to him.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I never said he's bulletproof.
He's like Teflon.
Anyway, I can't talk about retardation with you because you always wallow into the pool, and now I'm talking about you.
She looks like Snape.
Check out.
Does she look like Snape?
Snape.
Snape?
She looks like a red snake.
That's the only thing you're an expert on is children's movies.
She looks like 2-3.
This is how she answers questions now.
I'll circle back if there's more I can share with you.
I'll circle back with you if there's more to convey.
I'll have to just circle back with you.
We can circle back.
I'm happy to circle back with you.
I can circle back.
I will have to circle back on that one.
That's an excellent question.
Oh, such an important question.
We will circle back with you and we'll circle back with you.
It's an interesting question, but we'll circle back.
I'm happy to circle back, but I'll have to circle back with you on it.
It's a good question, but we'll circle back with you on this today.
We will certainly circle back with you more directly.
I hate to disappoint you, but I will have to circle back with you on that as well.
And then we have the travel bans.
So Trump, shortly after a terrorist attack, said, all right, there seems to be a Muslim thing going on.
Let's ban all Muslims just temporarily until we can figure out what the hell's going on.
Sounds reasonable to me.
Biden didn't like that, 2.5.
And he said, stop the xenophobic fear-mongering.
Be honest.
Take responsibility.
Do your job.
This is after Trump said that he always treated the Chinese virus very seriously.
And he'd decided to ban China.
Many lives were saved.
Fake news.
So he said, no, let's not have people flying from China.
Joe Biden called it xenophobic.
He becomes president.
What does he do?
Travel bans.
So the stupidest woman in the history of the White House has to answer that contradiction.
So let's see how she handles it.
She's either going to circle back or just say, no, it's different.
And then not explain it.
When President Trump was imposing travel restrictions specifically on China, then candidate Biden called it xenophobic and fear-mongering.
So now President Biden is putting travel restrictions on people coming in from other countries.
What word do we use to describe that?
Well, I don't think that's quite a fair articulation.
President has been clear that he felt the Muslim ban was xenophobic.
He overturned the Muslim ban.
No, lady, you haven't, like, have you not been briefed?
Biden was mad that China was being banned, not Muslims.
I'm sure he did agree, disagree with the Muslim ban, but he was specifically calling a China ban xenophobic.
So that's wrong.
He also, though, has supported and himself even before, or we did, I should say, even before he was inaugurated, steps, travel restrictions in order to keep the American people safe to ensure that we are getting the pandemic under control.
That's been part of his policy.
But he was critical of the former president for having a policy that was not more comprehensive than travel restrictions.
And he conveyed at the time more recently the importance of having a multifaceted approach, mask wearing, vaccine distribution, funding in order to get 100 million shots in the arms of Americans in the first hundred.
Shut the fuck up, you silly cow.
And then she ends it with, Trump was only vaccinating, giving a million people a day vaccines.
On the other hand, we are going to be up to 100 million in only 100 days.
So that's way more than Trump.
Look how cringe they are.
Look at 2.7.
So there's all this garbage going on.
And then the only place you're going to hear it get called out is places like this, censored.tv.
Congratulations.
So Janet Yellen, that's the woman we were hearing about from SACI, the woman who runs the Federal Reserve.
Economics isn't just something you find in a textbook.
It can be a potent tool to right past wrongs and improve people's lives.
That's why so many of Treasury's 84,000 public servants joined the department.
Today, I am proud to be one of them.
She's talking like that black poet that was at the inauguration.
And then look at the responses.
I hope you're not eating.
Congratulations, Madam Secretary.
Come five o'clock, I imagine many a mojito will be lifted in your honor.
And it gets worse.
Ha ha, your tune is money.
Thanks for the mood music.
I'll take it from here.
And then the Treasury Department will bring the mint.
And then the Hamilton Musical says, raise a glass to the U.S. Treasury and Janet Yellen.
Oh, my boys, my boys.
We might be the last bit of beauty.
Boys, boys.
Shut on by Tories.
Shoveled up by labor.
Hamilton dropped the ball in the puns, too, by the way.
We'll bring the mint.
Get it?
Treasury Department?
Mint.
Drinks, mojitos.
Raise a glass.
Fucking...
He dropped it.
Who brings them?
Oh, I guess you need mint and a mojito.
Yeah.
Oh, fuck it.
Now I have to see Uncle Monty.
Oh, my boys, my boys.
I have the whole movie.
We live in a world of weather forecasts.
You have the whole movie?
I do.
This is going to be dangerous.
Why?
To even watch a clip, because.
We'll get stuck in it?
Yeah.
No, go, so go like 70% of the way.
No, that's too far.
Go back.
Oh, that's great.
But old now.
Old.
There can be no true beauty without declare.
Legium Pro Britannia.
How right you are.
How right you are.
We live in a kingdom of rains where royalty comes in gangs.
Come on, lads, let's get home.
The sky is beginning to bruise.
Night must fall, and we shall be forced to camp.
Did you catch that?
He's up in my room.
The sky is beginning to bruise.
Oh, yeah.
It's getting dark out.
Of course.
The sky is beginning to bruise.
we shall be forced to camp.
You mean you've been out here in all this dreadful umpska without Wellingtons?
Umska.
And that's precisely the reason I lost the London.
The part where he's talking about his former lover?
What did he say?
Like that he romanticized the wash, the detergent under his bottle of vim under the sink and two bars on top.
That's Wrigglesworth.
And their poetry books would be stained with the butter of crumpets.
Here's just a quick thing on the Capitol.
This is getting more and more suspicious.
I'm at the point now where I think it was a psyop to lure Trump supporters into doing something stupid.
And they also used feds and Antifa within the group to gin up the crowds and get them to do something in order to not just lock up the people who were there, but legislate more thing.
I think Proud Boys are designated a terrorist organization in Canada because of the Capitol.
So it was used as a tool.
And I think Charlottesville was the same.
Holy shit.
In both cases, I was told I have to go.
It's very, very important that I go.
I think Jason Kessler is a Fed.
Another cop committed suicide, too, by the way.
Yep.
Police chief.
So this is weird.
We knew that there was a strong potential for violence and that Congress was the target.
The department prepared in order to meet these challenges, but we did not do enough.
Did not do enough?
I saw a picture of the Capitol with one cop in front of it at around 11 a.m.
We also saw that footage of the guy with the baseball hat on top of a wool hat, and he was yelling at the SWAT guy saying, what the fuck are you doing?
They're storming the Capitol.
Get in there.
And they're just staring at him?
I mean, where's the journalists?
I have so many questions.
And all I get when I look at the news is a bunch of shit about racism.
It's so boring.
Find out about those kids.
Find out about that 1F shit.
Find out why there was no cops at the Capitol.
I mean, even the Enrique thing, they've turned that into a little soundbite where the head of the Proud Boys is actually an FBI informant.
I'm not saying that.
That's the narrative.
That's going down.
That's written in stone.
Boop, boop.
Send it off to the history books.
And that's how the club will be remembered.
That's why I want my buddy to do this book, because I want the word out.
And I think Proud Boys should make public, even though this goes against the secrecy of a club, exactly the speech that is said at every chapter.
I know that violates the rules.
It's too late.
They should release that speech where we read from Death of the West and we say, we don't care what race you are, as long as you love the West and you're male.
Welcome to this fraternity.
Blah, blah, blah.
It's evidence that it's not an extremist group.
Did you know?
Did you know that you're not fair?
On Tim Poole's show, Luke was talking about how Canada deemed Proud Boys terrorist organization, whatever.
There's something that prevents the U.S. from spying on its citizens because of for whatever reason.
But there's this thing where if Canada deems it a terrorist organization, they can spy and they can track and investigate.
But Americans?
Yeah.
And so there's this pact, but like Australia's in it and then Canada too.
So it's like, well, we can't do that, but Canada can.
So if you have interest in blah, blah, blah, then you can investigate American citizens.
Can we investigate Canadian citizens?
I think that's the way it works.
That's the way it was described.
I'll just...
That means nothing at that point.
You just say, can you investigate Americans?
And I'll investigate.
And I'll investigate Canadians, but then I'll do it here and you do it there.
And then now it's just like, what's your VPN?
It's just a loophole.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
It's ridiculous.
It's just a loophole.
So they can do anything like, as always, probably.
Let's do a quick COVID section.
If your language requires a paintbrush to write, your language sucks.
Your language is stupid.
Fucking Chinese.
Chinese vibrant ghostly.
Chinese asshole.
Just keep your hands off my dog.
So Cuomo lied.
People died.
We were shocked when we saw that he won an Emmy for his amazing TV appearance.
We were also stunned after he killed thousands of people in nursing homes by putting COVID patients with our oldest members, our oldest citizens.
He wrote a book on how awesome he is.
Now we discover it's actually worse.
New York State has been dramatically undercounting COVID-19 deaths in nursing homes, according to an investigation by the Attorney General.
The actual number of deaths may be 50% higher than Cuomo says.
That's a lot.
That's a lot.
Oh, wow.
Here, click on the times.
What's the actual number?
Scroll down.
I may have to log in here.
Have caused them to dust, which he states, which the state puts at more than 8,700.
So it's looking more like 20,000.
And you know what Cuomo's takeaway is?
The government is incompetent.
You are the government, my friend.
No, not me, everyone else.
I did a great job, but some people put COVID patients in nursing homes, and 20,000 people died.
Yeah.
You, you fucking piece of Shit.
Go to 3-0.
I don't know why you don't have 3-0 up.
What I've found all through this crisis is people value the truth.
You know, give me the information.
Don't give me spin.
Give me facts that don't change.
Tell me the truth.
Give me facts that don't change.
He told us 8,700 people died.
It's looking more like 20.
He hadn't bought enough dosages.
They now are going to buy enough dosages.
It's 600 million.
It will take six months.
That's the truth.
And until we get there, we have to watch these new strains.
And that's the truth.
So it is going to be a long six months, especially after what we've gone through.
That is the truth.
And this state, I'm very proud of what New Yorkers have done because they have rallied.
We were ambushed like no other state, Nicole.
And again, it was from federal incompetence.
They thought the virus was in China.
It had left China.
It had gone to Europe and it came here for three months before they ever knew.
Incompetent government kills people.
Incompetent government kills people.
Incompetent government kills people, he says, as 20,000 seniors die.
That was another story, by the way, that died on the vine.
I think I sent it to Tucker's producers, actually, hoping they would cover it, but they didn't.
Remember, we had that guy who worked at an old folks home, and he said they send juvenile delinquents here.
And I think the old ladies get raped.
Remember that guy we had getting punched in the head?
Get out of my bed, nigga?
Black guy punched beating the shit out of an 80-year-old man?
He said that's not uncommon.
And he said this whole like, oh, thing about old folks homes having STDE rates.
Right.
He goes, that's not frisky old people.
That's frisky rapists.
So slews of criminals are being fed to fucking old folks homes and they're preying on our weak, our vulnerable.
Nothing.
Oh, here was another COVID thing.
Babylon Bee made a joke about triple masks and that's a fact now.
Double masking.
Another one of our Babylon Bee prophecies folks.
So click on the first one.
Triple masker looks down on people who only double mask.
He's got one on his head.
And that's now a fact.
Triple masks.
Double masks.
So what's one mask?
50%?
40%?
Gay.
All right, let's do a Biden segment before we jump into the mailbag.
I'm seeing all our shows through the FBI's eyes now.
That was like, they threatened to kill the president.
They showed a movie of the president being thrown off a balcony.
They're endangering his life.
You can't kill Biden.
He's already dead.
This is him putting a pen in his pocket.
Watch this.
This is a pen.
It's my inner pocket.
I'm not even looking.
It's in.
Let me get it out.
It's out.
Let me put it in.
I'm not looking.
It's in.
Let me get it out.
It's out.
Let me put it in.
It's in.
Let me get it out.
It's out.
Oh, that took one second.
Let me pop it in.
Eyes closed.
Oh, I missed it the first time.
It's in.
I missed it the second time because my eyes are closed.
Got it out.
Putting it in.
It's there.
There we go.
Getting it out.
Maybe I can throw it in with my eyes closed.
Ready?
Yeah, very close.
A little lower.
Yeah.
No.
No?
Come on.
Let's challenge Joe.
What do you got, Joe?
Drop it in there.
Are you not used to having a blazer on?
Okay, look at the pocket.
Look at the pocket.
You just got to open it up.
And he gives up, and he puts it in his front pocket.
His first executive order is more pockets.
I think sometimes when you get a new suit, they stitch the pockets shut just so when it travels and stuff, it maintains.
Yep.
You just have to go and open up the threads.
Does he not even know that?
A good way to puncture those is to put a fucking pen in there.
Yeah.
You could do real good damage with those little stitches.
Thousands of times a day.
I don't think I've ever used any tool to undo that.
Man, just go.
Yep.
Oh, this was interesting.
The fact-checking on Biden.
Although, did we, I think we talked about this already.
Oh, no, no.
We talked about a different fact-check on Biden.
So this was fascinating.
So Elijah Schaefer, who we love, put out a bunch of facts about Biden, and they were all fact-checked, meaning disputed.
Fact-checkers flagged my Instagram post about Biden's first five days in office as false.
Here's their actual response to my quotes.
He said, energy prices rose.
They say, well, this is misleading and lacks context.
Some energy prices went up slightly in the last week, but some didn't.
Some of the highest COVID death rates.
Well, COVID death rates are undeniably high in the U.S., but there is no evidence that Biden, who hasn't yet been in the job for a full week, has had enough time in office to impact those metrics.
So?
ISIS has miraculously appeared again.
Now, this one's wrong.
ISIS, the Islamic militant group that seized control of territory in Syria and Iraq starting in 2014, has largely fizzled out over the last few years, but it was never completely defeated.
Yeah, that's not what appeared means.
Appeared, clearly in that context, means is in our face again.
Drug prices were raised for the most vulnerable.
Well, this one's complicated.
So you can't say it.
It's complicated.
What?
Thousands of union jobs killed.
Oh, This is my favorite one.
PolitiFact has rated other variations of this claim half-true.
Biden signed an executive order revoking the permit for the Keystone XL pipeline.
The pipeline developer said it will lay off thousands of union workers because of the order.
Yeah, that's exactly what I said.
Yeah, but you said killed.
That's what killed means in that context.
That's too complicated.
We're back to sending military convoys to the Middle East.
Actually, there's no credible evidence that Biden sent military convoys to the Middle East.
And then Elijah adds, they then said that I did have a source.
Couldn't say my source was wrong, just that the way it was worded was to stoke fear.
This is the America we're now living in.
We're living in a world of hate facts.
And I come from a world with hate facts.
It's called Canada, where the Canadian Human Resources Committee can financially penalize you for saying something, even if it's true.
If you say that disproportionate number of Muslims are child rapists, then you can be fined, even if it's a fact.
What the fuck is that?
Okay, go back.
Next one.
They are literally running cover for Biden whose administration all this fact-checking to come pro-leftist groups using confusing language to discredit opposition with stupid labels like missing context and partly false.
The fact-checker was PolitiFact, which my Apple phone says isn't even a real word.
I should fact-check their name as partly false.
Pretty crazy shit, huh?
Wow.
All right, let's go to the mailbag.
Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dent.
Let's turn our eyes together's mailbag.
Let me touch it.
Conor McGregor's coach seems to have piped in.
I was talking shit, and it made it to the man.
That's scary.
What if he comes wandering here?
I hear you've been talking shit.
What are you going to do, like, McFuck?
Remember that?
Yeah.
Who are you, McFuck?
I have a heart condition.
That's what I say.
He goes, you're a ponce, perfume ponce.
And I'll go, Connor, I have a heart condition.
If you hit me, it's murder.
Although Connor was finished with punches, it was the kicks that set them up.
We'll be ready for them in the rematch, so don't cut us out just yet.
No more cheering for the other guy, you fucker.
What the fuck has said that?
Hey, lumber jackoffs.
Check out these guys who hooked up chainsaws to V8 engines.
Enjoy.
Coolest thing I've ever seen.
I hate that my life doesn't include this.
I didn't even mean that tree.
I love men.
I'm gay for men.
The only reason I'm not a homosexual is because I don't want any dicks in my mouth or my butt.
Otherwise, I'm gay.
I want to be gay without the sex party.
I think that's possible, right?
Is that?
And I don't want to be around gays.
That's the other thing.
Because aren't there asexual gays?
I'm gay except for the gays.
Cody Benton, the link was taken down by YouTube.
Here's a new link of an Australian 7.8 being a retard.
Sorry about the previous link.
And there's no link there.
This one has it.
Oh, okay, so he fucked up.
Thanks, Dummy, for wasting everyone's time.
Adam is...
Oops.
The chorus of this would make a great clip for the show.
Okay.
No, we're not looking that up.
I don't care.
Use this for the next time Gav lets the Scottish Wind Waker open his little dirty mouth.
What?
What's that mean?
Where's he hoarding?
See, queen girls farting.
I don't like Queen Girls Farting.
Nobody does.
Tennessee has great gun laws.
Take an outer class and get a lifetime carry permit.
It's good on taxes.
Nashville is a fun town, but the rich white areas where you would end up are Yard Sign Central.
Most likely the influx of California and New York Yankee faggots.
I'm one of them.
Brentwood and Franklin are great rich town.
Okay, blah, blah, blah, blah.
It's getting to the point where I'm just reading people my homework.
Gavin Rice Rocker, just wondering if you're posting anywhere regular.
Check out your telegram.
No.
I'm kind of waiting for Parlor to come back.
It is supposed to come back, right?
I don't know.
I heard it has, but hasn't launched or something.
No, they try to legally force Amazon to open it back up or at least give them their metadata.
Amazon's keeping their data, their app development, all their stuff.
Jesus.
How is that okay?
I got some angry letter about some guy saying, no, they were taken down.
You're always wrong on your show.
They were taken down because they had violent threats.
No, that's the story you're getting.
They take down all violent threats.
They take them all down.
But what Amazon did was they bombarded them with 100 complaints in one day and said, fix all of this.
They made an impossible demand.
So if I ask you to jump 60 feet in the air and then I say, well, I have to fire you if you don't, you can't get away with saying, he fired me because I wouldn't jump.
But yeah, if you want to hear from me, go to censored.tv.
Please talk about this.
Ryan needs to explain.
And it's Ryan's song that we made the opening song.
I've already read that letter.
Oh, this.
I think this guy emails me all the time about breeding.
He's a young kid.
And for a while, he changes names and stuff.
And he's obsessed with me saying single moms are bad and me saying breeding is bad.
So he's got this long letter about how you said that the top measure of success as a human is how many children you have.
That's an argument for nature, which is not only philosophical fallacy, but complete nonsense.
Where do you little kids get off talking to someone twice your age like you're smarter than them?
Like the way you talk to an old man is, I don't understand, or seems untrue to me, but like ridiculous, stupid nonsense.
It makes me dislike you in the first sentence.
Get what you fucking deserve.
Of course, as a biological organism, the measure of success is breeding, but we're humans.
Our standards for success and how we define it for ourselves are completely different.
Even from a biblical perspective, the way we measure ourselves as humans separates us from animals, blah, blah, blah.
And then he goes on to say that people with nine kids, single mom with nine kids, is more successful than you.
Well, yeah, that's a perversion, though, of the plan.
Someone who's married with a mommy and daddy and has nine kids is more successful than me.
Well, what about women who can't have kids?
I'm not saying they're worthless, but it sucks and they cry themselves to sleep at night.
It's a big fucking deal.
Sex is like not a big deal.
Sex.
Talking about sex as an adult is so weird.
Isn't it?
Look at that beautiful, beautiful bird.
Okay.
You'll love Chattanooga, someone says.
Sounds too much like a cartoon horn.
Chattanooga.
Hey, GNR, listening to last GML live, who the whole who's an FBI agent conversation, that paranoid has shifted so much the past few years since all human interaction has shifted to the digital panopticon that it's a completely slippery and impossible conversation to have.
What a great sentence that was, he tells himself.
Anyways, if you haven't, you should look into that Tom O'Neill book on Manson.
The whole thing is the dog that didn't bark dynamic.
Manson was basically allowed to do all the stuff building the family in full view of the FBI.
The question it sort of implies is, what would it look like today if Manson was able to be on Twitter from his desert compound?
If Manson was able to live stream and post videos of the family crimes?
The tech companies that facilitated that are working openly with feds.
If a rival Manson did the same thing, but one was deplatformed, what plausible deniability would the feds have that they weren't actively endorsing the other one?
Like it would be obvious he was a fed the entire time.
What?
A rival Manson.
I don't know what he's talking about.
Oh, this is pretty good.
This guy sent in a fight.
You got to go pretty far forward.
It's like...
Look at the girl in the sweatsuit.
Look at her.
What's the time code?
No. 220.
220.
208.
Okay, 208.
So the stabbing, the two stabbings of Proud Boys in D.C., one was kicked off by Bevy and Beatty, who jumped in there and said, no, no, we ain't having this.
And got stabbed without any possibility of de-escalation.
And then with Harry's, the black guy who showed up with the knife, it was a chick who was ripping off his mask and escalating it.
I don't know what we did to women, but they're going to get us killed.
So there she is with her tracksuit on, above me.
And she's just like, I'm going to take two of this.
Get the fuck up.
She starts picking up the guys fighting.
And then the cops show up and she's like, what the fuck do you need?
Watch her, watch her.
Don't fucking touch me.
What's good, bitch?
You can't let her walk away from that because now she thinks that that works.
Tim.
Kurt Cobain was murdered by a man named Alan Wrench.
Courtney Love paid him $50,000 to do the job.
Diane Carlson and Alan Wrench got Kurt zonked down on heroin.
Then Alan took Kurt up to the greenhouse and blew his head off with the shotgun.
That's why the heroin in his system was so high.
Kurt was going to divorce her.
Kurt was planning on being a Johnny Cash type figure on his own time, using his own words.
Kurt loved his daughter and just got over his debilitating depression and stomach pains.
It plagued him his whole life.
The Seattle Police botched the investigation because they were proned.
Promed?
P-R-O-M-E-D?
What the fuck is the word promed?
Does he mean promed?
Put a typo for prompted?
But it doesn't appear as wrong.
Pro-med?
No?
To believe Kurt was suicidal.
Please read your letters before you send them to me.
It's actually shocking how perfect this murder for hire was.
Here are all the details you need to see.
Sometimes when I read slowly, I'm correcting grammar as I read.
Show people the name of that video.
Alan Rich said he killed Kurt Cobain.
He confessed?
Alexis, where did the 50 grand come to just drop outright?
Oh, Courtie gave it to me for blowing away Cobain.
I can't believe I just slipped up like that.
Oh, God.
What I meant to say is, from a business venture.
Right.
But hey, as long as I get rich and go home drunk fucking in the sluts every night, I'm happy about the whole thing.
And here's the greatest thing.
I'll never be tried or convicted for the murders of Kirk Cobain or El Duce.
Never.
He murdered El Duce?
That was the singer of the Mentors.
Let's look this up.
Alan Ranch killed.
That confession seems like a crazy person.
I always intended to get a tattoo of him.
Elduce.
How do people think he died?
I don't know.
Hmm.
Death.
Now we're getting in a rabbit hole.
I like the two conspiracy theories.
Things.
This is from Joe.
Ever get into non-fiction?
Not really.
I'm not into rap.
Dear Gavi Ines and L.K. Masabe.
Recently you had a caller who claimed that Christianity is the only factor in determining people's morality, and you seem to agree pretty wholeheartedly.
Christianity is all well and good, but it seems pretty stupid, see?
With the kids.
That you actually believe that shite.
To claim that someone's morality is only good because of faith in him, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
I think in both these cases, these guys haven't lived.
And they're still, and I remember being a 20-something atheist.
It's normal.
But have kids, have a family, go to church, and then get back to me about how stupid all of this shit is.
That's why I push it so much on this show.
Because I've been to the other side.
And I'm like, guys, get over here.
It's awesome.
Yes, partying is cool too.
You can still party quite a bit here on the other side, but you're not born until you have kids.
You don't exist until you have a family.
Go ahead and fuck tons of chicks.
Go ahead and party your ass off.
That's fantastic.
But when you're done with that chapter, as I explained in my book, Death the Cool, turn the page.
Put a ring on it.
Ladies, stop being a colostomy bag for everyone's come and showing up at fucking three in the morning for a booty call.
It's pathetic.
You've turned your life into a fucking free call girl.
Get off of OnlyFans.
Find a guy who's not going to cheat on you and get a ring on it.