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Jan. 26, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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	It's my favorite band, folks, Generation X. And that was from their hit album, Kiss Me Deadly.
	Actually, not really much of a hit, but it came out 43 years ago today, I believe, 1979, January 26th.
	Wow.
	Pretty fucking amazing that it's 40...
	What's 2021 minus 79?
	42.
	42 years ago.
	No, that's Kiss Me Deadly.
	I'm talking about Valley of the Dolls.
	Kiss Me Deadly came out later.
	They changed the name to Gen X. But that was 81.
	This is 79.
	Really cool album cover.
	I guess they're really into old movies.
	Because Kiss Me Deadly and what's that word?
	Yeah, Kiss Me Deadly and Valley of the Dolls.
	Those are all old-timey movies.
	God, I'm being boring already.
	Jesus, H Christ.
	But that's Billy Idol.
	Billy Idol came out of that.
	And the thing I love about Generation X is in 79, punk was about being a revolutionary and changing the system and all this really political shit.
	And like the clash from the sex pistols and fuck the queen.
	And they were like, we just want to get laid.
	They wanted to be male pin-ups.
	So they were just trying to be sexy.
	Isn't that great?
	They just wanted to get laid, which was the punkest thing you could do.
	Because you're...
	There they are.
	I've never seen this before.
	The New Ordal.
	With Julietta and Tony James.
	Okay, because we went to see groups and everyone just sat there.
	It was like Sunday time watching some dopey group, right?
	And so, you know, Down Vision was like a really exciting rock and roll group.
	What about your name?
	Where's Generation X?
	Where did you get the name from?
	It came from a book in the 60s.
	It's about what young people thought then, right?
	You know, it was their way of expression in a way.
	You know, because it was about the mods and the rockers and stuff like that, about how they had to chain each other and things like that, you know what I mean?
	We felt it meant exactly the same for us today, you know?
	The futility and things around us.
	I never thought Billy Ed was that young.
	It's the youngest I've ever seen a person.
	Yeah, you're able to be younger when you're just a teenager.
	But he's always, I've just known him as like a crusty.
	But what's amazing about him is he, so they had punk.
	They did pretty well.
	Like that song we just played, you King Rocker, it made it to number 11 in the charts.
	But then at the age of like 24, when Generation X have broken up, he goes to New York City with not that much money and then restarts a new kind of music that's basically disco punk.
	Like he took punk, he still had the growling, yelling voice, but he added beats.
	And now you have like people dancing, pop punk.
	Like that's balls.
	That's impressive.
	I like when people have a second act.
	I was really worried after Vice that that would be it for me and I'd be the Vice guy till I die.
	Now people don't even know that I had anything to do with Vice.
	Now I'm the most hated man in America.
	I did it.
	Speaking of which, my email's down and we have a leak in the studio.
	So you may be seeing a drip that goes right in front of the camera.
	But sorry, I'm getting up.
	We've got a lot going on here.
	People keep calling me like, you don't know I have a show?
	I forgot what I was talking about.
	Oh yeah.
	Proud Boys were declared a terrorist organization.
	Now, if you go to...
	Is that what I just sent you an email?
	Because my email's down.
	It's...
	No, that's the independent.
	Maybe I didn't send it to you yet.
	It's a tweet.
	No, I did not get it yet.
	Okay, I'll send it to you now.
	Oh, you can put it in the...
	Oh, never mind.
	No, I can't do shit.
	I'm just going to email it to you.
	I can't do shit.
	But I'll read it as I'm sending it.
	I mean, and the conservatives backed it up, too.
	It's a virtue signaling contest.
	So first they just create the white supremacist bullshit, right?
	And then they say, we disavow that because white supremacy is bad.
	And then the conservatives go, no, we disavow more.
	We hate them.
	We want to, we want, well, then the liberals go, well, we hate them so much.
	We're calling them a terrorist organization.
	Right up there with ISIS.
	Literally.
	They're listed next to ISIS.
	And then the conservatives go, well, we want to ban them from the country.
	We want to deport them all.
	Okay.
	They just keep trying to one-up one another.
	So this is from the House in the Chamber.
	And that is the official account for regular updates about the proceedings of the House of Commons Chamber.
	That's just like they have the same political system as Britain.
	So it's the right and left on either side, and they argue it out on the House floor.
	So in the House floor, they have both agreed by unanimous consent.
	The House of the Chamber, HOC, is that what HOC stands for?
	I think so.
	The chamber adopted a motion regarding the proliferation of white supremacists and hate groups.
	See, it's tricky, too, because you don't necessarily, they can't, you know, get sued or whatever, because they didn't call Proud Boys white supremacists.
	You just put it next to them.
	White supremacists and hate groups and the designation of the Proud Boys as a terrorist entity.
	And then you look at all these fucking Karens in the comments.
	Thank you, Canada, for setting an example for our own House and Senate.
	This is how you call out hate groups.
	Now they want rebel media, include them.
	Canada proud, Ontario proud, and so on.
	How about the members of parliament who use them for their rallies?
	How about those proud accounts?
	It just keeps going.
	Like they're never satisfied, these fucking people.
	So I thought that was interesting.
	And then when I was trying to look it up, I saw some other article that you just pulled up, and it was like, proud boys bragging about the absolute terror they cause.
	That's it, The Independent.
	What's going on with that?
	That is nailing.
	Bragging about the absolute terror they cause on January 6th.
	And you read it, and it's like a bunch of guys shit talking on parlor.
	Random anonymous people.
	And so that is now his source.
	And I looked up the guy who wrote the article, and he is the ugliest human being I've ever seen in my life.
	He's deformed.
	Ideally.
	What, the article's been removed?
	It's not loading.
	Well, try a different browser.
	I did.
	So this is on the 18th.
	Snapshatted.
	Loading up.
	I was reading it this morning.
	So scroll down on that one.
	Look at this guy's head there.
	Oh.
	That's the kind of guy who writes articles about the proud boys being white supremacists and calling absolute terror.
	And this is the era we're in right now.
	We're in this revenge of the bullied era.
	It's not symmetrical.
	I know.
	He's deformed.
	He's literally disfigured.
	He looks like the second to your biggest toe on your foot, but like somebody tattooed a little face on it.
	But pretty good.
	Like it's a pretty good face.
	Maybe that's what he is.
	I see.
	So this is everything.
	It gets crazier and crazier by the minute.
	I saw Scotland.
	The Scottish newspapers are freaking out that there's Proud Boys in Scotland.
	And they're getting them all fired from their jobs.
	They're being exposed for a hate group.
	And they always start with the SPLC at the top of this thing.
	And we're going to start seeing that, not just with Proud Boys, but with you boys in this new HR1 bill.
	It is fucking crazy.
	And when you look at it, it starts out, and it seems kind of cool.
	My knuckles are bruised.
	It seems kind of interesting.
	It says we're going to make the government more efficient.
	And you go, oh, good.
	You're going to chop a bunch of programs.
	You're going to privatize education, privatize the energy sector, bring back fracking, help the pipeline.
	That would help.
	That will create a lot of jobs.
	Then you start reading it, and it gets more and more disturbing.
	Things like making it illegal to criticize the government.
	And they're using January 6th.
	By the way, thanks everyone who went into the Capitol on January 6th.
	Thank you for giving them justification.
	Dams and Chicago's HON nationalizing elections, a bill to destroy the USA.
	It really could be the end of this country, this bill.
	It's talking about making mail-in votings permanent.
	Why?
	Why is that?
	I saw Jeff Bezos on Amazon, who was all about mail-in votings.
	They're trying to form a union at Amazon, and he goes, no, no, you can't do mail-in votes for a union.
	That's unethical.
	But yeah, this HR1 thing, and I think it will pass.
	Yeah, so they're changing voting.
	Six days of paid vacation, roadworks for DC statehood and territory state.
	Oh, stiff penalty.
	They will provide stiff penalties for anyone who harasses poll workers and government administrators.
	Questioning election results can be prosecuted under a broad definition of what constitutes harassment.
	Questioning is illegal.
	What the fuck is going on?
	Keep going down?
	Yeah.
	What's the For the People Act?
	They're trying to clothe this paragraph with clichés about restoring democracy and doing it for the people, but their proposal is simply a naked attempt to change the rules of American politics to benefit one party, which is what we were talking about yesterday, where you're canceled if you go against the left.
	It's going to become illegal to be us this year.
	Cover in the New York Post, clueless.
	Biden administration doesn't know how many vaccines, blah, blah, blah.
	Pretty boring.
	Blast rips no indictment for Sheriff Ram.
	Oh, so we told you yesterday, right, that Danny Presti got out of hitting that cop because he said, I didn't know what it was.
	I heard someone yell my name and jump on my car.
	And I didn't break his legs.
	He was perfectly fine.
	So the charges got dropped.
	It was one of the few pieces of good news we've had in 2021.
	And then de Blasio was offended because he loves them so much.
	And then Jobs.
	I want to talk about this chick.
	The new White House press secretary, Jen Sackey, is totally fucking incompetent.
	Go to the Biden notes.
	And it is 27, 27 from yesterday.
	This is how qualified she is compared to our beautiful Scottish lass we had before.
	And President Biden, when women say like a lot,
	it's also their insecurity.
	Oh, she does not belong there at all.
	The little hand movements.
	Well, and over my head.
	This is what an affirmative action hire looks like.
	Halfway in to minute 29.
	This is from the same.
	Yeah, this is not a compilation of three years of um.
	She doesn't wear the same one press conference all the time.
	She's a communist.
	There's a picture of her.
	Do you know how to spell her name?
	P-S-A-K-I?
	Look up her communist hat.
	Jen, right?
	Jen?
	Yeah, she's a child who was hired because they just needed a chick and she's kissed enough ass.
	She's so weak and feeble.
	Oh, yeah, that's right.
	There she is.
	Remember her?
	Like when women are in over their head, and I remember this in college, it would be something complicated, like in economics, and they go, I feel like that originally, like, it was more about supply and demand.
	We go up on a little high note, like Jiminy Glick.
	And that's their way of saying, I don't know what I'm doing here.
	Um, like, up speak.
	It's all someone floundering.
	Let's go, but let's do some more Bidens, though.
	Oh, look at this.
	2-8.
	This was yesterday's news, but if you dislike her, YouTube will censor it.
	Yeah.
	They've removed 7,000 dislikes from this.
	This is where we're drifting into.
	This is 2021.
	You're not allowed to dislike us.
	It's illegal to dislike us.
	Big tech is running the conversation, and there's one party in this country, the DNC.
	And again, I'm used to being oppressed.
	I'm used to being censored.
	But the thing that I find most shocking is how incompetent they are.
	Like, go to 2.9.
	Biden says that Trump doing 1 million vaccines a day is nothing.
	He says he's going to do 100 million vaccines in how long?
	100 days.
	So the exact same rate we're going now?
	Let me guess.
	Hot dogs are 50 cents each or two for a dollar?
	Like, that's the boob who's running the show.
	At least Xaiping over in China is a sadistic genius who kidnaps loser billionaires if they're mean to him.
	I'm scared of him.
	He's a worthy adversary.
	This fucking dopey Joe.
	Or did we show this yesterday?
	I don't know what I'm signing yet.
	I think we did show that.
	Did we?
	I do.
	2.6?
	It's not crossed out on my list here.
	Go to 2.6.
	Did you hear it?
	Yeah.
	The tunation is, I don't know what I'm signing.
	He starts to read it and he's like, yeah, fucking, there's people around.
	This is going to take too long.
	I guess I could just go to the bottom.
	He's telling what it is.
	This is one of the bills about infrastructure.
	Okay.
	Structure, grid.
	This is for Vice Principal Barack Toboggan.
	I saw this tattoo, 2.5, and it sort of sums up where they are now.
	What are these people going to do without Trump to hate on?
	This is a major serving from Elijah Daniel.
	Ha ha, Trump.
	Yeah, what a loser.
	In your face, you loser Trump.
	That must keep Trump up at night.
	He must be so bummed that he's sucking a dick on an ankle.
	By the way, this guy's clearly gay, and you're making gays an insult.
	Who's a rapper?
	Oh, is this Lil Fagg?
	Yeah, you know him?
	I've heard of this guy.
	I'm pretty sure Lil Fagg was covered on Opi and Anthony back in the day.
	Lil Fag rapper.
	Or Joe Rogan thought he was funny.
	When I was a kid, like a teenager, there was this guy who was obsessed with this chick Claire.
	And she wasn't interested.
	They dated for a little bit, and then she dumped him.
	He was boring.
	And he was really fucked up about it.
	He almost killed himself.
	But then he came up with a solution.
	And you know what he did?
	He got a tattoo of her in a coffin on his arm.
	And she's like this in the coffin.
	And he shows her and he goes, you know what that means?
	It means you're dead to me.
	You win.
	Nice work.
	Really?
	Because I'm living rent-free on your arm and mind.
	Like, does she care?
	She's probably scared.
	Let's see, Lil' Fag.
	This guy has.
	Looks like Peru's Hildon.
	It's just embarrassing.
	I cringed.
	Those are our enemies.
	That's who we're up against.
	Is that it for Biden?
	I thought I had a bunch.
	Yeah.
	Check out this Washington Post fact checker, 2-4.
	Trump campaign promotes false claim that Biden would end fracking.
	This is a fact checker.
	Glenn Kessler.
	I wonder if he's related to Jason Kessler.
	Biden administration, yes, we are following through with a fracking ban.
	That just says everything if you're following through with a fracking ban.
	We were getting oil from people who murder gays, chop women's heads off, unethical places, evil places, satanic places.
	And then we discovered a way to get it out of the ground here.
	And we said to the left, hey, great news.
	Ethical oil.
	No more blood for oil.
	No more drone strikes.
	We don't need their oil.
	We can make it here.
	We got gas here.
	And they go, no.
	What?
	Why?
	It might fuck up the water table.
	The odds of that are infinitesimally small.
	And if that happens, we'll fix it.
	No.
	Go back overseas.
	Okay.
	No, I was talking to a guy who is in the military, and he said his boys are pumped.
	To go back there?
	Yeah.
	Oh, wow.
	Like, they train to go to war.
	Yeah.
	And now they're going to war.
	And they're like, awesome.
	Great.
	Best news I've Heard all day.
	I can't wait to go kill people.
	That's bad news.
	When someone who likes killing people is excited about your president.
	What was that tweet you got?
	Oh, yeah, Ashley St. Clair was like, These people are allowed to vote.
	A lot of Biden people.
	Yeah.
	I'm just a girl standing in front of our new government.
	So glad Biden is president.
	The fascist is gone, but so disappointed the Keystone Pipeline Connection Project has been stopped because pipelines are safe.
	And now dozens of Minnesota workers are being sent home and now out of work.
	Yeah.
	Dozens?
	Oh, there's going to be more than that.
	I think it's 700,000.
	Or was it 70,000?
	There's a whole account.
	Biden voters posting their own L's online.
	It's just people that regret it.
	Yeah, there's a lot of people that regret it.
	Some people I follow on Twitter compile them.
	Oh, yeah?
	Yep.
	It's like crazy.
	What did you think was going to happen?
	Ann Coulter pointed out, she goes, unlike Trump, Biden's actually doing what he said he would do.
	Like, you got what you asked for.
	We didn't get a wall.
	We didn't get freedom of speech.
	We didn't get fair elections.
	We didn't get what we asked for.
	Oh, I forgot to do the book.
	This is a little blast from the past.
	This is from my bathroom, the straight dope.
	And it's a column that was all over the country.
	I haven't seen it in a long time.
	And it's this guy, Cecil Adams, who answers really stupid questions.
	Like, why do your fingers and toes wrinkle in the bathtub?
	Is it true turkeys are so dumb they will look up at the sky when it rains and drown?
	Is it true Thanksgiving was invented by the editor of Harper's Bazaar?
	He breaks it all down.
	It's fun sometimes when he gets into uncomfortable subjects.
	Like, did Martin Luther King Jr. really have a penchant for white prostitutes?
	Did he really plagiarize his PhD to become a doctor?
	And Cecil Adams doesn't lie.
	It's called the straight dope.
	So what he did for those questions is he says, yes, there is a lot of evidence to say both those things are true, but it doesn't demean or diminish Dr. King's incredible accomplishments.
	Okay.
	Just wanted to know.
	So that's a fun book to have in your bathroom because it's a little soundbite.
	This show is going to be a real ragtag pile of crap.
	I'm using yesterday's notes, things we didn't do because my goddamn email, I wonder if it's still fucked up.
	It's doing something weird.
	Is it finally up now?
	It's finally up, but it's too late.
	And I have 350 emails.
	Freaking new emails.
	Fuck it.
	I'm going to get that clip email for faggot.
	Let's talk about racism.
	Let's talk about racism.
	That was racist, guys.
	I thought this was really interesting.
	In the world of hip-hop, authenticity is very important.
	You'll notice that when we were just watching Lil Fag, and he said, I move keys, but not the kind of on a piano.
	And I said, you don't move keys, because I didn't see him as an authentic gangster.
	Luckily, they are so authentic that 200 of them died in gun violence in 2020.
	Oh, this is interesting.
	So the beginning is the stop the violence movement.
	That was in the early 90s.
	It was really cool.
	It was started by KRS1, I believe.
	And you had public enemy and all these rappers saying, we need to check ourselves.
	Stop the violence.
	Black on black shouldn't be a thing.
	And what a great message for young people.
	And they were all, that was back when rap was like, Africa.
	And you'd have the pendant with the African leather sort of medallion thing.
	And then they just said, no, fuck it.
	Let's just kill each other.
	So you can play a bit of that.
	One of the primary duties of a rapper in this day and age is to become a positive role model in the minds and in the hearts of the children because a lot of these kids don't have positive role models to look up to.
	And most neighborhoods, drug dealers, a role model.
	We're totally against black women's parents, one of them.
	I mean, it's so ridiculous in this day and time that our own brothers and sisters have got to pick up arms against one another.
	You know, we're killing ourselves off, man.
	And this is a definite message to all the young people who strongly believe that violence is.
	Wait, that's around.
	Now that we found out heavy D. He's from Mount Vernon.
	Oh, shit.
	That's cool.
	Larry Barnes and him were friends when they were six.
	Oh, that's awesome.
	Yeah.
	In the rap music industry, to begin to say, address not only their image.
	Okay, so jump ahead now.
	And it's just a montage.
	This was sent in by a viewer.
	30 years later.
	Biden before the election, Biden after the election.
	One dead rapper every fucking two days.
	Okay, just get to the dead people, please.
	You don't have to.
	Overdose.
	Seizure.
	Which sounds like drugs.
	Gun violence.
	Yeah, see, that's what I'm talking about.
	That guy is an authentic rapper.
	Well, what are you going to do all day when you're a drug dealer?
	Gun violence.
	Right?
	You're going to rap.
	A little money.
	You can rent a studio.
	All poor black and white people like rap.
	That guy's not fucking around.
	Plus, you're making a video and you're on social media and you're showing that you have $100,000 on you.
	Right.
	How about I just shoot you and now I have $100,000?
	And I won't make a video for the next guy to not do that.
	Trade coast.
	Let's do another one about how many are locked up.
	You know what's weird about this leak, dude?
	First, we have a leak in our studio.
	There's a bucket right in front of the camera, and it was going crazy this morning.
	And the super comes in, and he goes, Yeah, it's probably it doesn't make sense because it's not near any bathroom, or it's not near the kitchen, or the radiators, or nothing, or the window.
	And I go, Yeah, you're fucked.
	You're gonna have to rip down the whole.
	Does it look like it's growing over there?
	No.
	Or maybe it's because the lighting's different?
	It's about the same.
	And he goes, sometimes he just stops.
	And I go, no.
	Like, I don't know a lot about construction, but I know that non-organic things don't repair themselves.
	It doesn't heal.
	You're thinking of human skin, maybe?
	Or like those lizards where you can pull off their tail and it goes back?
	Is that what you're thinking of?
	My ceiling's not a lizard.
	I don't have a lizard ceiling.
	But I think you might be right.
	It stopped.
	I told you.
	I told you.
	The bubbles go on and everything?
	The bubbles disappearing too?
	What a weird place.
	Our studio is an organic living thing.
	Holy shit.
	Wow.
	That's amazing.
	But yeah, what a life.
	And this isn't really racism, but Candace is black, so I put it in racism.
	3-2?
	I was going to say, there's no leak in the studio, and unfortunately, there's no little leak in the real world because he was shot due to gun violence.
	Lil Leak.
	Rest in peace.
	Are all my blazers shrinking?
	Why are my cuffs so big?
	Okay, this is very important, though.
	The way she talks.
	I just have to say that I object strenuously to your use of the word hilarious.
	To me, this feels a lot like your reaction to being named in one of these manifestos.
	Now, you're, of course, not responsible for the words of somebody writing that document, but I do think that laughing at it is a real problem because these are real families that are impacted by this violence.
	And I think our effort.
	So you see what's happening in 2021?
	2021 is not just about you can't exist, like you can't have parlor.
	It's also you can't make fun of me.
	You have to take me seriously.
	That's really what the hatred for Trump was about.
	And that's why they hate us, because we laugh at them and we don't take them seriously.
	And that pisses them off.
	So when someone blames Candace Owen for something and she says that's hilarious, she has to report to a committee.
	No, it's not hilarious.
	Don't laugh at me.
	Just like that disfigured guy we started the show with.
	He knows that Proud Boys were the kinds of guys who made fun of his deformed head in junior high and he wants revenge.
	2021, the year of revenge.
	Efforts towards talking about this have to start from a place of mutual respect.
	Mutual respect.
	Have to respect me.
	Remember Jim Goad once?
	He was talking about, you know, when black people are like, yo, you disrespecting me?
	And Goad goes, why do you care if someone respects you or not?
	Like, I want my kids to respect me.
	But people on the street, that's why my new thing, if someone confronts me, is, if you want to fight, we can fight.
	If you want to debate, we can debate.
	Otherwise, fuck off.
	Why are you showing up telling me that you don't like me?
	Okay.
	Congratulations.
	Mutual respect.
	You just tried to do live what the media does all the time to Republicans, to our president, and to conservatives, which is tried to manipulate what I said to fit your narrative.
	And the audacity of you to bring up the Christ Church shooting manifesto and make it seem as if I laughed at people that were slaughtered by a homicidal maniac is, in my opinion, absolutely despicable.
	And I think that we should be above that.
	To try to assign reality or any meaning to a homicidal maniac writing a manifesto, which, by the way, let the record show, also stated Spiro the Dragon, the child's cartoon, as a source of inspiration.
	He also cited Nelson Mandela as a source of information.
	I don't think that Nelson Mandela has inspired mosque shootings.
	You can correct me if you think I'm wrong.
	You would rather assign meaning to a homicidal maniac than to actually address the things that I said today that are actually harming black America.
	Number one, father absence.
	Number two, the education system and the illiteracy rate.
	Illegal immigration ranks high.
	Abortion ranks high.
	White supremacy and white nationalism, if I had to make a list again of 100 things, would not be on it.
	This hearing, in my opinion, is a farce.
	And it is ironic that you're sitting here and you're having three Caucasian people testify and tell you what their expertise are.
	Do you want to know what my expertise are?
	Black in America.
	I've been black in America my whole life, all 30 years, and I can tell you that you guys have done the exact same thing every four years ahead of an election cycle, and it needs to stop.
	Damn.
	She was good.
	She was my age when she did that.
	This is far smarter than I am.
	What do you mean she was your age when she did that?
	You think I got that from five years ago?
	We're a news show, Ryan.
	When I show you something, it's a matter of days ago.
	But she said this president, so I have a feeling that was from the past.
	Okay.
	I don't think she's 30 anymore.
	You know why they made Proud Boys terrorists in Canada?
	Because Canada has a terrorism problem.
	There was two terrorist attacks in one week, last time I was up there, and they were Muslims.
	Now, Jarmeet Singh is the head of the NDP, which is like the Green Party up there.
	He's a Sikh, but he's obsessed.
	He's a Sikh radical Sikh.
	He's such a radical Sikh that he's not allowed to go to India because they think he's a fucking terrorist.
	He defends Muslims.
	He defends extremists.
	And he hates that so much of the terrorism in Candace is done by brown people.
	So he wants to shift the focus.
	That's exactly what Candace just said.
	Black America has got some serious fucking problems.
	We just saw a rapper dead every 44 Hours.
	A rapper, not just any random black person, specifically a rapper dead every 44 hours from gun violence.
	Those are illegal guns, not legal guns.
	And that's uncomfortable for the left because they think gun control works.
	They think that New York City's strict gun laws will work.
	It's impossible for me to get a concealed carry license in Manhattan.
	In fact, I know cops who are scared of losing theirs.
	That now has to be renewed every year.
	So you're not getting a concealed carry.
	You can get a gun for 300 bucks in East New York like that.
	And we still have a murder a day.
	They want to shift the focus away from the reality.
	And the boogeyman of the month is me, is white supremacy is Proud Boys.
	And January 6th gave them a bunch of fodder.
	They've put, I wish you had that Independent article by that loser.
	His name's Greg.
	G-R-A-I-G.
	No.
	Yes.
	Greg.
	What?
	Do your parents hate you?
	Were you supposed to be in abortion?
	And you ended up coming out?
	Maybe that's why his head's deformed.
	He came out at like 22 weeks and lived.
	Should we name him Craig or Greg?
	Let's just.
	How about both?
	Both.
	Greg.
	What's his last name?
	How do you say it?
	Greg.
	You'll have to look in the notes.
	Okay, got it.
	In that article, though, he says that Proud Boys were totally responsible.
	And he takes a joke where Biggs and Enrique were fucking with people, saying we might be dressed as Antifa, just basically teasing Antifa.
	And then he says you could see the first people who breached it were dressed in black.
	So instead of, there you go.
	Chrome, baby.
	So it was brave.
	Yeah, unfortunately.
	I told you to try another browser.
	I got to update it.
	I told you to try another browser.
	You said I did.
	Yeah, I did.
	And then I used the new, what's it called?
	Like the in-private window and everything.
	But no, I just clicked it again and now it works.
	But I did do it before.
	I did do a Wayback Machine on both browsers.
	So you know when someone mentions the SPLC at the beginning, they're a fucking moron.
	But go to the bottom.
	No.
	Mr. Tario wrote on the Proud Boys feed that the group would be incognito and we'll spread across downtown D.C. in smaller teams.
	And who knows?
	We might dress in all black for occasion.
	Videos from the riots show that some of the first individuals who attack defense and get into fistfights with police were dressed mostly in black.
	So now Proud Boys are responsible for the storming of the Capitol.
	And anything bad you saw Antifa do, it was also them in disguise.
	It's the bogeyman.
	Because the left can't face the fact that they've been fucking up, as Candace said, her entire 30 years.
	What's 3-3?
	This isn't in my notes, but did you see there was a mass shooting in Indianapolis on Sunday?
	Some guy killed his whole family and some other random people.
	Black guy.
	Shift the focus.
	That's the name of today's episode.
	They are determined to shift the focus.
	And that's what's so great about censorship, because you can control the narrative.
	Five people, including a pregnant woman, were killed in Indianapolis.
	Largest mass casualty shooting in more than a decade.
	Look at the pictures.
	Why don't you have a picture of the stream in Indianapolis?
	Police are investigating a horrific act of violence, a mass shooting that authorities there are calling the largest mass casualty shooting in more than a decade.
	At least five people are reported dead.
	One of them was a woman who was pregnant.
	Her unborn child also did not survive.
	A young male at the scene was wounded and is expected to live, we are told.
	The police chief in Indianapolis believes this rampage was a targeted incident at one home, that more than one person did the shooting, and that they're treating this incident as a mass murder.
	CNN is still working to get more information, and we will update this story when we know more.
	Two black guys.
	But they didn't show them.
	Now, can you imagine if the can you imagine if the races were reversed?
	They want to shift the focus away.
	And when I point out that someone was black and it was illegal guns or anything else that's inconvenient for the DNC, I'm censored.
	That's why when you hear that story, they'll just say, a man.
	And that's why the reporting on it is basically done.
	Jack Pisobic tweeted today.
	He goes, so we're just going to gloss over the mass shooting that happened on the weekend and not talk about it?
	By the way, there's a myth that most mass shooters are white.
	It's just not true.
	Can you imagine if the races were reversed?
	Okay, let's imagine that these races were reversed.
	3-4.
	So these radical political activists who hate white people, these are racist monsters who despise white people, talk about it all the time.
	But they get given this beautiful little foster child.
	Hey, mom, who gave her up?
	Was life so tough?
	I mean, I'm pro-life, and if you can't have the child, put it up for adoption.
	But how bad can your life be?
	Especially now that we're living in a welfare state.
	Can't you stay with your mom?
	Anyway, so go to the next picture.
	These are the monsters.
	Did the orphanage not peruse their social media?
	And they beat that child to death.
	Fucking disgusting, huh?
	That's like real-life horror.
	I mean, they look monster-like.
	Yeah.
	Imagine two disgusting fat rednecks with a Confederate flag tattoo who were saying the N-word all over social media.
	And then an adoption agency gave them a beautiful black child who they promptly beat to death.
	I think they would just hang other white people to be like.
	I would hang myself.
	Yeah, because America would hang itself.
	Yeah, it would.
	Oh, my God.
	Like, we're a disgusting.
	Holy shit.
	I couldn't imagine if the races were, I wouldn't be alive to imagine it.
	I couldn't imagine.
	That's how crazy the media has become.
	That's how white I am.
	That we can't imagine half of this shit.
	The whole time Obama was president, I was like, I will happily take a bullet for this ban if someone tries to kill him because I don't want to be around to hear about how we had one black president and you fucking shot him.
	Oh.
	What?
	Is this separate?
	No, this is it.
	Yeah.
	Oh, so it turns out it was a 17-year-old boy shot his family, including the pregnant woman, unborn child.
	And his father yelled at him for leaving the house without permission.
	I thought they said it was two.
	Six people.
	The older brother, 17, was arrested Monday.
	So I think him and his brother said, let's kill this whole family for telling you what to do.
	But do they have pictures?
	Daily Mail is so sensationalist they can't resist.
	They can't resist.
	I think those are the two guys that shot up the family.
	What are they...
	Is that like some sort of cult thing?
	They look kind of like black Hebrew Israelites.
	Yeah, it does.
	BHIs.
	That's pretty cool.
	You like that?
	That's cool.
	BHI, yeah.
	Oh.
	And it's Concords.
	I don't like Concords.
	Similarly, so that story's going to die because it's inconvenient.
	Shift the focus.
	This kid with Muslims in Britain, this kid was harassed so much because he was one of the only white kids in the school.
	They just let Muslims flood their culture.
	This is 3-5.
	And he got so harassed that he fucking hanged himself.
	Nine years old.
	Look at him.
	Nine years old.
	That's a little kid.
	You still say bogo and jok and moch when you're nine.
	You still have a kid accent.
	And he was bullied to death.
	Again, if it was a one Pakistani kid in an all-white school and he was getting called Paki every day and he hanged himself, oh, there'd be parades, t-shirts, say his name.
	And then this story again is, can you imagine if the races were reversed?
	Like, what if a mob of white lunatics, racists, were doing a Confederate flag march and a black couple who had taken over this house.
	Are you enjoying watching the show, Ryan?
	Oh, I'm waiting for you to be like...
	And they renovated this old abandoned, basically abandoned estate.
	And it was theirs, and they lived there, and they were lawyers, and they worked hard their whole lives, and they had their daughter at school.
	And the white mob came at them, and they were armed, and the white mob of racists left them alone.
	Can you imagine them getting arrested?
	I meant to bring up this story yesterday, which is why I was wearing the shirt that we have.
	Where we're dressed like the McCloskeys.
	But so the charges were ridiculous.
	They accused them of tampering with the gun.
	The gun was just used as an example in court, so that's why it didn't fire.
	It was fake.
	She was bluffing.
	She didn't dismantle it.
	They dropped the case.
	And now this woman wants St. Louis prosecutor Gardner lose his second appeal to try Missouri couple who defended home with guns.
	So Candace was in trouble because she said an allegation was hilarious.
	Don't laugh at me.
	And then the Covington Catholic school kids were told it was aggressive to stand your ground.
	And now these people are being persecuted, not yet prosecuted, persecuted for daring to defend themselves.
	And the defenses were fucking insane.
	We were just taking a shortcut.
	They didn't go leave their property with their guns.
	It's perfectly legal.
	And again, remember the fence?
	It was bent down like that, an iron fence.
	Looked like a Chinese footbinding thingamadle.
	Who is this woman?
	I want to see what she looks like.
	Is she disfigured too?
	Look up St. Louis Prosecutor Gardner.
	Kimberly Gardner.
	St. Louis.
	Maybe I can see in her eyes the damage.
	Like a doll's eyes.
	Oh.
	Oh, yeah.
	Holy shit.
	Revenge of the bully.
	She looks like Hades from...
	I'm sorry, but Hercules, Disney's Hercules.
	But it's accurate.
	Oh, so she's probably, she probably grew up with a white mom.
	Black dad wasn't around.
	And she has to be super black power.
	So her thing is they pointed a gun at BLM and threatened to kill them.
	And so she's defending BLM.
	It's hilarious, as Candace would say.
	I see it.
	Look at those bags, bro.
	It's hilarious that you would say that that was somehow offensive.
	And that's what I also meant to say.
	You know what those people would have done if there was no guns there?
	They would have destroyed that fucking house.
	It would definitely be on fire.
	Whether or not they killed or severely beat those two, I'm not positive.
	They might let them be.
	They might knock them out, knock the man out and ignore the woman.
	That's the best case scenario is the home is destroyed on fire.
	They don't hurt the woman and they knock out the man.
	That's the best case scenario.
	But they have to shift the focus.
	And what's the biggest threat to America?
	White supremacy.
	Why, look at the Capitol.
	And then they show the pictures and he's carrying a podium going, that riot, and I don't advocate it, that riot was so benign that the people didn't even know they were in a riot.
	They were joking, mugging for the camera.
	If you're there to destroy and you're there to kidnap Mike Pence or whatever, you're not going...
	You're not sitting on Nancy Pelosi's desk with your feet up.
	That's not what menacing forces of destruction do.
	Sometimes the complaints will be false.
	What's this unpopular opinion tweet some black lady put up?
	No, not that one.
	Can you imagine the reasons why we're not?
	It says unpopular opinion.
	Those are the only tweets that I have.
	No, that's not it.
	It's a trend.
	Don't keep going over the same ones.
	Is that all you have?
	In that email, yeah.
	Wait, wait, go up.
	It says unpopular opinion at the top of it.
	No, keep going.
	Go down now.
	Go down.
	Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.
	No.
	No.
	There it is.
	Unpopular opinion.
	Black Americans are racist as fuck, filled with contempt.
	And if they were the ones at the top of the food chain, they'd eat the hell out of every other person.
	They don't hate oppression.
	They hate that they aren't the ones doing the oppressing.
	Now, I brought that up because I realized there isn't really free speech for white male conservatives.
	If I said anything like that, I would immediately burst into flames.
	This desk would just be a scorched hole and I'd be gone.
	Maybe this pen would survive.
	And they can say stuff like that.
	They would have on CNN, it would be Klan members with their hoods still on.
	They'd be like, I can't believe the carnage that we saw on Twitter from that man's tweet.
	I mean, it was crazy.
	It would be.
	And I kind of resent that, not because I want to say horrible things, but with the beauty of free speech is you can pontificate.
	Remember Ruch V, he said, I wonder if, you know, if you couldn't charge men with rape after inviting them into your home, I wonder if women would be a lot more careful about who they invited into their home.
	That became he was legalizing rape.
	He wanted to legalize rape, according to the fucking right.
	And Dr. Ruth said, like, the same thing.
	Yes.
	Once you bring a guy to your room.
	Dr. Ruth said, and he was, his was a question.
	Dr. Ruth said, once you're lying under a man naked, consensually, all bets are off.
	Which basically means he can put it in your bum.
	Dr. Ruth.
	That's what you said.
	That is a bet.
	But I like that kind of talk, weird talk.
	You know who's like that?
	Peter Thiel, the billionaire.
	He loves weird theories.
	That's cool.
	That's what he likes to do.
	Can't say no to sex once naked in bed with a roused partner.
	But you can say no to anal.
	Yeah.
	It's not a free pass to put it up the butt.
	No.
	Although that's what happened with Mattress Girl.
	They were having normal sex, and he put it in her pooper, and she said don't, and he didn't stop.
	And then I think he did stop.
	And she carried a mattress around with her, the mattress she was raped on, for her entire time at NYU and ruined his life.
	She's having fun here.
	I hear she's red-pilled now.
	Wasn't it all a lie?
	Like, there were texts from her.
	I told you what happened.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Oh, and she was also texting him.
	Oh, yeah.
	They found all these texts from her where she was like, fuck my ass before the date.
	With my consent.
	And don't fuck my ass that time.
	Fuck my ass another time.
	And then when she got caught with all this shit, she said, there is no perfect victims.
	And then she did a piece of performance art, which was her reenacting the quote-unquote rape, which was a guy fucking her.
	Oh, no, that's another one.
	What the hell is this now?
	Of course, her parents are psychiatrists.
	She's probably been on Adderall since she was 11.
	I'm fond of her aesthetics, I have to admit.
	That does give me a bit of a Woodster.
	A Woodster, yes.
	This should help you out.
	There we go.
	Oh, man.
	Not to say mattress girl versus pillowcase face.
	He sued the school.
	Dang.
	Yeah.
	And then there is an episode of Mindy Kaling's show where she was a nurse at a hospital.
	Remember that show?
	And her boyfriend put it in the wrong hole.
	And she said, stop, stop.
	And it was an entire episode of a comedy show where she was like walking with her back to the wall because he wanted her butt.
	And she didn't know if she believed him or not, that he did it by accident.
	That was a comedy show.
	So Mattress Girls Rape, which by the way, got her on the front page of New York Mag.
	Oh, I think she finally got in trouble for this.
	It's in a pretty groundbreaking move.
	Last week's episode of the Mindy Project made anal sex a defining point on primetime television.
	I'll start with Mindy and Danny in bed together.
	Mindy yelling, Danny doesn't go there.
	His response, I slipped.
	The rest of the episode centers on whether or not he was lying about slipping.
	And if he was lying, why would he decide to slide into fifth base without giving her a heads up?
	Spoiler alert, he didn't slip.
	He knew full well where he was going.
	Mindy overanalyzes this to the point where she thinks she has to be more adventurous in bed to keep up with his fantasies.
	Anyway, look at that.
	That goes back to what I was saying about free speech for everyone but white males.
	So this guy has a, and have we all not done this?
	From behind, you accidentally go bloop, and she goes, whoa, whoa, easy, Buster.
	And you go, sorry, bloop.
	It's happened to me maybe 100 times.
	Sometimes it happens on purpose.
	Sometimes that accident happens on purpose.
	And in a normal relationship, when that happens, the other person after she's having a cigarette, like, you.
	It's like bad sportsmanship.
	It's cheating.
	But for Mattress Girl, no, this is, it's time to destroy a man's life.
	I like how they're like, just this stupid comedy show.
	They're like, I like how that show addressed, you know, just something that's been on all of our minds.
	Groundbreaking.
	They smashed through the anal ceiling.
	I'm so proud.
	I would not be fighting for anal with Mindy Kaling.
	No, no.
	She's not aged well.
	No.
	At all.
	And the office, she was pretty hot.
	And the spicy food that the Indians get up to?
	And she dumped her new husband like a week into their new baby.
	What?
	And now she's all empowered as a single mom.
	Go to 3-7.
	This is my last point on the subject of a Chasisen.
	What's this?
	Oh, this is funny.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I remember this now.
	This aligns perfectly with what we've been talking about on the show.
	A different perspective sounds like that would be interesting, but it really does nothing if the other perspective is based on an alternative truth.
	You know, you can't have a Trump cultist or a QAnon believer because their truth is not based on what's true.
	You have to have the same baseline truth to be able to disagree on something.
	There's no real argument to have if you, you know, both don't at least know the earth is round.
	One side thinks there should be Medicare for all and another person thinks there's, you know, a pedophile ring run by liberals out of a pizza shop and Jews are trying to enslave the world.
	You have to both concede that the sky is blue.
	The idea of having a co-host with exhausting.
	Perfect.
	Perfect.
	That's the show, in a nutshell.
	See, what they do is they turn us into QAnon reptile people.
	We believe that they eat adrenochrome blood, right?
	That's the thing where these people think that they torture kids to get the adrenaline going, and they drink their blood because it has adrenaline-infused child blood.
	And there are like 87 freaks who believe that.
	So what they do is they take those 87 freaks, or let's bring it up to 300.
	Let's do Charlottesville.
	They take those 300 freaks, right?
	Although out of the lunatics in Charlottesville, I bet maybe 10 of them believe in adrenochrome.
	So they make that, they make all of us, you and I, and our politics, you and me, it's pretty centrist.
	We don't really give a shit.
	Like gay marriage, it kind of annoyed us because you pretended that it was about love and being traditional, and then you used it to bully Catholics and make people bakey cakes.
	So that pissed me off.
	But like gays being gays, like even devout Christians go, well, it's not going to be great for you come Judgment Day, but that's not for me to judge.
	That's up to the big guy.
	So we want guns.
	We want free speech.
	We think welfare is out of control.
	We don't like censorship.
	That's Bill Clinton in 2004.
	I am Bill Clinton, and I'm fiscally conservative like he was.
	So in a sense, we're liberals, classic liberals.
	We don't feel bad about being white.
	And we think that everything should be meritocracy.
	There shouldn't be affirmative action.
	People should just get the job if they qualify for it.
	Simple.
	Libertarian.
	I'm a libertarian who wants better borders than most libertarians do.
	That's banal, benign.
	But anyway, if I was on her show or I was on Howard Stern, I would just be knocking them down regularly.
	No, that didn't happen.
	No, that's not the case.
	Well, you've clearly never met a cop because that's not what they do.
	Blah, blah, blah.
	There was only six unarmed blacks killed by cops last year, and only two of the cases were egregious, and both of those cops are going to jail.
	The guy who put the broom poll up, the black guy's ass, is still in prison.
	That's Justin Volpe, yeah.
	But they can't have that.
	So they make you into a freak who thinks the sky is not blue, and there's pedophile rings everywhere.
	And there are pedophile rings.
	There's pedophile rings in Luton in Britain with Pakistani grooming gangs.
	Human trafficking is a very real thing.
	Yeah, and didn't we just discover a fucking giant tractor trailer with like 26 young people in it?
	Never heard that story.
	Where are all you shitty, lazy journalists?
	Do that.
	Rather than combing through Proud Boys' fucking social media to find a rude word that you can make a headline.
	So shift the focus.
	I control the dominant narrative and I censor Gavin and everyone else who might contradict me.
	And you know what happens when you do that?
	You become mentally obese.
	And I think that's where Sarah's at now.
	The left has been unchallenged.
	We've had so few debates for so long that now it's just like, I'm reasonable.
	I want people to have help.
	I love people.
	I want to help people.
	And the rest of them are psychopaths who want to kill everyone.
	That's the view like a child has.
	If you were on any of those shows, it might actually cause unity as opposed to their unity through submission.
	Yeah, like a perfect example is when I was on Joe Rogan and I said Muslims have a big problem with inbreeding.
	Whoa, wait, what?
	What?
	Dude, you're blowing my mind.
	Jamie, pull that up.
	Shut up real quick.
	And he pulled it up and there it was.
	Yeah, he's like, wow.
	You just blew my mind, man.
	Like, they just really wanted to have somebody else.
	They're like, can we dilute the Sarah with just somebody else?
	No, but the reason that I think that's so perfect is because that symbolizes how the left feels right now.
	They don't want to be challenged.
	That's why we're censored.
	Not because we're wrong, not because we're white supremacists, not because we promote hate, but because we challenge the narrative.
	And as we learned from the Candace Owens thing, you're not allowed to find us hilarious.
	You're not allowed to challenge us.
	I'm going to go to Antifa BLM.
	Because we forgot to cover this story yesterday.
	You fucking wife me!
	Look at these fucking horrible, weak users!
	Fuck you, Dad.
	What's the fuck you, Dad, from?
	Fuck you, Dad.
	I don't know.
	So people say Twitter's cracking down on Antifa.
	This is 2-0.
	But it's only been, all I count is four accounts that total $70,000, 70,000 followers.
	That's not relevant.
	That's just a gesture.
	Initially, when I saw this, I thought, oh, I see what's going on.
	Now that Antifa is no longer any use to them and they keep rioting, then Biden's going to clamp down on them.
	But this isn't evidence of that at all.
	This is just four accounts.
	How many thousands of conservatives have been banned from Twitter for questioning the election?
	I just can't get over that.
	It's going to be illegal to question the election.
	I wonder if that's retroactive too, where it's like you question the election.
	Yeah, but that was before the law.
	It's it doesn't matter.
	You're a dissenter.
	I have Twitter blocked.
	I've blocked Twitter.
	What, you do?
	Yeah, and Jack Dorsey.
	I'm like, you're fucking blah.
	Crouch.
	But I thought it was interesting because I think BLM, this is a picture I sent you.
	I think BLM are realizing that they got played.
	No, it's a picture.
	It's in my Google Keep.
	Oh.
	There we go.
	I'm starting to get a feeling that the Democratic Party used this.
	So it's interesting.
	It's an interesting dichotomy with BLM and Antifa.
	BLM, like, they both have shitty parents, the DNC.
	BLM is like, wait a minute, you don't love me?
	You're not going to be here for me?
	And their parents are just smoking a cigarette, not even listening to them, right?
	Antifa, on the other hand, is saying to its brother, BLM, let's fuck this place up.
	Fuck mom and dad.
	Fuck them.
	And they're acting out.
	So they've both been abandoned.
	They're both orphaned, but they're taking it totally different ways.
	So let's see Antifa having there.
	They were smashing up Portland because a cop ran over a guy.
	Oh, look, what's this?
	It's different.
	Oh, yeah, that's their above the law.
	Let me see that.
	Nearly half of Portland Antifa Inauguration Day riot arrestes, it's a long fucking description of a group, were arrested at riots last year.
	Yeah, they just keep...
	They were useful idiots.
	And then they punched Ted Wheeler in the face and he went, oh, I guess when you create an insatiable mob of unsatisfiable lunatics who are spoiled brats and on meth plenty of times,
	they end up cannibalizing the movement.
	Who's that Bratty girl from Willy Wonka?
	Veruk Assault?
	Yeah, you just give her everything she wants, and then she's like, fuck you anyway, daddy.
	She wants the Oopaloopa now.
	But look at 2-2.
	Look what they're writing about.
	So there's a cop car driving down the road.
	They're on the road.
	They're attacking cars.
	They start smashing this police car.
	So he surges forward.
	He runs over some moron who's fine.
	That's the crime.
	Why would you run us over?
	We burn cop cars.
	They've been throwing Molotov cocktails into cop cars at these riots, right?
	So if you're in a cop car, a mob is forming, I'm going to get out of there.
	I'm going to get out of there.
	Lickety split.
	Look what they're doing to cars.
	Those are the cars that don't surge forward.
	Oh, wait, that's in the parking lot of the sheriff's office.
	The parking lot of the.
	So it's not completely random cars.
	It's.
	No, but they were going to.
	They could have killed that guy.
	I think this is the footage.
	Get out of the way.
	I mean, these people are picking fights with cars.
	That's what dogs do.
	Dogs chase cars and bark at them.
	That's not really clear.
	This is new footage.
	I haven't seen this.
	No more presidents, they're saying.
	No more presidents.
	Okay.
	Kind of with you.
	Tacoma.
	Tacoma is like...
	It's way less...
	I never thought of Seattle as a political place.
	I thought of it as a rainy place where you ride a mountain bike.
	Tacoma was even more that.
	It's like where you fish, where old ladies fish.
	Racist fish.
	There's no black people there.
	That's why it's racist.
	Wait, I want to see this guy get run over, though.
	Go back to Daily Mail.
	It's got to be somewhere on that.
	There's got to be a link.
	Yeah, you have to see the footage.
	Um, I want to.
	Okay, it's there.
	Oh, here that might be it.
	Yeah, that's it.
	There's no volume here.
	Your kids hate us, hate you even more than we hate you.
	Kids hate me?
	That's bail bonds.
	That helps.
	Should I not have a bail bond?
	What the fuck?
	You don't want a bail bond?
	So you can help some of you.
	You're going to raise the full money?
	Wait, do we still want to have him getting run over?
	Get him run over.
	All right.
	That's not a call for violence.
	I wish I could see a POV.
	Just kidding.
	Justice for Manny.
	I guess that's the guy who got runned over.
	This reminds me of a song my brother wrote when he was five.
	It goes like this.
	My bear is walking down the street.
	My bear is walking down the street.
	My bear is walking down the street.
	Oh my.
	I have to go.
	I have to go.
	I have to go and catch him for he gets runned over by a car.
	And you didn't just make that up?
	No, that's.
	And you remember that?
	Well, I recorded it.
	Oh.
	And then my band, Leather Ass Buttfuck, we used it as an intro to a song.
	So that's why I haven't memorized.
	Can you show me the video, please?
	Let's see.
	Police cruisers plough through protesters.
	Was it like a different grace or something?
	I think so.
	Get out of the way.
	He's revving the engine.
	Get out of my way.
	They don't.
	So that car move a little bit.
	Go back.
	This is a totally different thing.
	Okay.
	You're clicking back here.
	So you see him.
	One of the guys is under the wheel though.
	You can see the car go kuklunk.
	Yeah.
	Oh, man.
	That's it.
	And everyone was fine.
	So you picked a fight with a car, the car fought back, and now you're riding in the streets.
	Saying no precedents.
	Unbelievable.
	Yeah.
	All right, let's jump over to the mailb.
	Let me touch it.
	Oh yeah, my email shit to bed.
	It's still not working.
	Yo, Gavin and Ryan.
	Documentary says Gavin was at the riot and hates Jews.
	What documentary?
	Wall Street Journal.
	The Wall Street Journal says Proud Boys were the key instigators.
	So let's go to 1209.
	They said they would show up and they did.
	Proud Boys founder and author of 10 Things I Hate About Jews, Gavin McGinnis, was spotted at the riot too.
	So the next time someone claims the Trump cult is not totally infested with all manner of white supremacists, send them this video.
	We have photographic and video evidence.
	These people were all over the event, they were all over the internet, trying to convert the run-of-the-mill ignorant Trump supporters.
	Ironically, even having to explain to the less extreme conservatives that no, Antifa are not the real fascists.
	We, the Nazis, are the real fascists, and you should join us.
	It's the type of thing that normal Americans would never expect to be going on in the political undercurrent of the internet.
	But here we are.
	So, we've seen business owners, millionaires, QAnon cultists, white supremacists, and literal Nazis in the crowd at the Capitol.
	Who else would you expect to be there?
	If you said Republican elected officials, congratulations, you're right.
	To anyone paying attention, it shouldn't come as a surprise that some of our fearless leaders took part in the insurrection.
	Many Republicans have been helping to spread the lie that Trump actually won the election.
	West Virginia state lawmaker Derek.
	Yeah.
	Right?
	Fucking moron.
	Can you contact view email address?
	I'm not a robot.
	Oh, now I gotta look at a bunch of bicycles.
	One, two, verify.
	Submit.
	Let's email him right now.
	Yeah.
	Senator Amanda Chase, incoming co-chair of the Michigan Republican Party, Michawn Maddock, Missouri State Rep, Justin Hill, Tennessee State Rep, Terry Lynn Weaver, Nevada State Assembly Member Jews, and likely others satirical video with a misleading title as Colorado Congresswoman Lauren Boebert tweeted out how to fight a baby video.
	You clearly have not seen it.
	And are you an author of a video?
	I am a Zionist.
	You are an amateur.
	You are an activist.
	Is that a no?
	You are a moron.
	Two.
	I was not at the Capitol.
	I have evidence I did my NYC show live that day.
	I have seen photos of a guy who looked like me there, and you'd have to be a complete retard to think that was me.
	Why not show your evidence in your proganda video?
	Three.
	Random shit posters on social media are not a reliable source for anything.
	I can find you people threatening to kill Trump on a minutely basis.
	The same is true for Biden.
	Blah, blah, blah, blah.
	There we go.
	All right.
	So that's disappointing.
	And then this newly released Wall Street Journal video says they were the instigators.
	The best fing organization in the world.
	And what is that?
	Proud Boys.
	Hell yeah.
	So that guy likes Proud Boys.
	One of the most prominent groups to storm the Capitol on January 6th was the Proud Boys.
	Right-wing extremist group, whose members described themselves as Western chauvinists.
	The Proud Boys are taking over DC.
	The Wall Street Journal analyzed hundreds of videos from the riot, social media posts, court filings, and interviewed participants in the events and experts on extremism.
	That's the guy.
	There's you.
	There's me.
	Quote unquote, me.
	You're doppelgangy.
	Where'd you go to DC?
	The Wall Street Journal analyzed hundreds of videos from the riot, social media posts, court filings, and interviewing participants in the events.
	First of all, he's like 6'2 ⁇ .
	An expert.
	And old as shit.
	So everyone who has glasses and a beard looks the same?
	He has way less of a beard.
	Way less of a beard.
	Yeah.
	Treamism.
	You know what we should have done?
	We should have live streamed it.
	What?
	Live streamed.
	Oh, the coverage.
	I should have gone live.
	Right.
	That's the level of alibi I need at this point.
	I need you to see me live when there's an event.
	Hello, hello.
	Yeah, but you're live on a video.
	All right, I'll go to your house.
	Where are you?
	You could have dubbed in that commentary.
	It's live.
	I'm reporting on it as it's happening.
	They say that was a proud boy, too.
	Proud boys don't have long hair like that.
	What a fucking nerd.
	This is what happened at the Capitol.
	The violent extremists, let's shift the focus.
	They have to shift.
	And by the way, why doesn't he have to say his name?
	He's sitting there doxing all these people, getting them fired, pinning them to all kinds of violence.
	And he doesn't have to say his name.
	And again, if you're at an event, that doesn't mean the group is at the event.
	If someone was there and they're in the Knights of Columbus, that doesn't mean the Knights of Columbus were there.
	Do you understand?
	If you work at McDonald's and you're somewhere, you're not representing McDonald's.
	If you have your McDonald's uniform on, well, maybe that's a different story.
	There's no McDonald's uniforms.
	Video by Deborah Acosta, Frank Matt, Khadija Safdar, bless you.
	Adam Falk, Laura Cameraman.
	She was probably the cameraman.
	Frank Matt.
	Camerawoman.
	Research.
	Also, at least their names on it somewhere.
	Wall Street Journal.
	That is not a reputable source anymore.
	I predict that Biggs and Tario will be banned from any political activity, and that will be the end of rallies for Proud Boys.
	I don't think rallies matter.
	I like that.
	I don't like Joe Biggs and Henry Katerio having their rights taken away, but I like the idea of no more fucking rallies.
	I always hated those stupid things.
	Considered interventionalists or isolationists.
	You know, if America is dealing in the rest of the world, which is all shitty and retarded, that's what the Proud Boys could do.
	Well, I liked it when it was security for Lauren Southern and Ann Coulter and Michelle Malkin and what's his name?
	Patriot Prayer.
	Joey Gibson.
	With the Wall Street Journalists garbage now?
	My pillow's gone.
	You know that, right?
	Yep.
	Did you see Kellyanne Conway release nudes of her daughter?
	Yeah, what the flip is up with that?
	I think it was an accident.
	Maybe.
	Like, she probably saw her daughter was taking nudes, and she thought, I'm going to take a picture of this so I have proof that you did this horrible thing because I know you're going to deny it.
	You could post things in, like, two clicks now.
	And then apparently, she accidentally uploaded it.
	And Kelly Ann's daughter knows that it had to be her because she's never sent a nude.
	She was just making it.
	Yeah, I don't know about that.
	She just has her own nudes on her phone?
	I don't think so.
	What a nightmare.
	What a nightmare.
	Having your daughter.
	War with your daughter in the public eye.
	And she wants you to go to prison.
	Like, what kind of a daughter doesn't get the gravity of something like that?
	Well, my wife is mortified.
	She's all like, oh, my God, that woman's horrible.
	Well, yeah, okay.
	Let's say.
	Because Kelly and Conway said, you're lucky I'm pro-life.
	Oh, and that was just like.
	You should have grown up in a Scottish household.
	Like chairs flying through the sky.
	Yeah.
	I told you that nothing.
	Right.
	One time, I was in college and I didn't live with my parents.
	And for some reason, they agreed to drive up from the suburbs to my college and pick me up and take me back.
	Okay.
	And then my mom probably stuck in traffic and she probably said she'd do that when she had a bit of a buzz.
	And then the buzz wore off in the car.
	And she was like, what the fuck am I doing this shit for?
	So, you know, colleges are hard to maneuver.
	And I was like, I'll meet you by the whatever McCarthy Library Museum entrance.
	And I couldn't find her.
	And I'm starting to get nervous.
	I go, oh, God, she's going to be fucking crazy when she finally finds me because it's been 40 minutes now.
	She must have been looking for me for like 20 minutes.
	So I'm all over the place trying to find her.
	And she's parked the car probably illegally, hazards on, trying to find me.
	And then after a while, I thought, you know what?
	I'm 18 years old.
	I don't live with them anymore.
	Fuck her.
	Fuck you.
	I told you where to meet.
	I've been here the whole time.
	If you're going to lose your temper, go fuck yourself.
	And then, so there's this weird area at my college that was just like a cement corridor, about as wide as the studio, about 40 feet long.
	It wasn't meant to be anything, but students loved going there because it was absolutely silent.
	So they brought in their own tables and chairs, and kids would study there.
	And these chairs were like 1970s, kind of like one long steel line.
	You know what I mean?
	They're heavy.
	Plastic, and they're pretty heavy.
	So you do know this story.
	Yeah.
	I remember this now, but not well.
	It's the greatest hits, I'm sure.
	So it's sounded mostly Asians there.
	And finally, I see her.
	She's about 100 feet away from me.
	And she sees me, and she stops and she goes, across all of these people, these quiet people, she goes, where the fuck have you been?
	And I was done at that point.
	I just go, fuck you.
	Oh.
	And she goes, no.
	Fuck you.
	And she grabs one of the chairs and with Herculean strength right out of the Olympics, it was bigger than that.
	She throws it a gold medal toss.
	And everyone, it's in slow motion in the air going, wah, wah, wah.
	Spinning through the air.
	And everyone who is in there is just going, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
	and then it hits, and there's an echo.
	The steel hits the cement, and it's got kind of a spring to it.
	And it just goes, pong, ping, tang!
	It sounded like a Chinese parade.
	All the Asian kids are like, uh-huh.
	I understand what that means.
	And they started dancing.
	Wait, let's see if we could recreate this.
	I have a chair graphic.
	Here we go.
	Let's see if you could throw the chair.
	Okay.
	Make it maybe bigger.
	So she goes, here, bring it over here.
	She goes, no!
	Fuck you!
	Only the Kelly and Conway stuff is whatever.
	Dearest G-Dog and Detective Shitty, I'm from Florida, born and raised.
	So I'll give you a little insight.
	It fucking blows.
	Trust me, you'll hate it.
	It is insanely boring here.
	No hiking, no history, nothing interesting.
	It is hot all the fucking time.
	All the time.
	If you're lucky, you might get a month of cool weather in the winter.
	Even at night, you're sweating buckets because the humidity is in the 90s.
	You'll have a great AC system.
	And as far as freedom and all that, it's not as good as you think.
	It's slowly turning into a liberal shithole.
	You have your gun rights and whatnot, but it's nothing special.
	Overpopulated shithole.
	I will suggest a dark horse option, though.
	Northern Nevada, especially Carson City.
	But nothing's hotter than Nevada.
	I moved to Reno a few years ago for graduate school, and it's really a best-kept secret in terms of quality life.
	Guns, we're open carry here.
	You'll see people with guns on their hips shopping at Walmart.
	Stuff to do?
	I don't know.
	There's this place called Lake Tahoe or Donner Lake or a billion other beautiful lakes out here.
	It's surprisingly conservative out here as well.
	During the elections, there were constant Trump signs, rallies, bumper stickers.
	Virginia City is essentially Trumptown, USA.
	The weather's perfect.
	It snows, but not too much.
	It gets hot, but not too much.
	The high desert climate makes the evenings beautiful and cool as it's about 20 to 30 degrees lower on average.
	Also, you can easily get into ski for a large portion of the year.
	Hmm.
	That was a good.
	That looks fucking good.
	Look at this.
	I'm emailing that to my wife.
	It looks warm, but then you got all snow caps.
	That's pretty sick.
	I love the idea of seeing mountains everywhere.
	When we were in Montana, it just, you feel the presence of God.
	Yeah, yeah.
	There's a majesticness that can't be touched by humanity.
	You can't make a dent.
	You could put one little house or like a little community up on a mountain, but really it's just, that shit is not.
	Hey, Gavin Stardey here, you're sick of the Northeast.
	I'd recommend the Carolinas or Tennessee.
	If you look for a more conservative climate, you can enjoy urban, suburban, and rural life.
	I'm a bit biased because I'm from Tennessee.
	Of course, there are no coastal beaches here, just lovely lakes, rivers, waterfalls.
	I don't care about it.
	Fuck beaches.
	Fuck a beach.
	You know what, though?
	Like, Virginia, they got some nice mountain ranges and such, but it really is like upstate New York 2.0.
	You don't see any difference.
	You don't see like the katzu lines or like the cool willow trees.
	It's just, it's kind of boring geographically, the south.
	Until you go like south-south, where you get different vegetation.
	Different vegetation.
	They got the fucking terrible tomatoes.
	Thanks to the film.
	So he recommends the Carolinas.
	That's what Anthony Coomy is doing.
	How weird would he be weird if he just...
	Hi, Ant.
	We did that.
	Hi.
	Hey, neighbor.
	Just a coincidence there's one right next to you.
	Is Missy going to be swimming later?
	Not that I care.
	Just asking.
	Somebody said St. Louis, but...
	No fucking way.
	St. Louis.
	What an Eminem wigger shithole.
	I know, but they're like, yeah, you could just have a gun everywhere.
	It's like, okay, that's cool for a little bit.
	He says, I guess Mississippi and Alabama aren't even on your radar.
	No, thank you.
	Too hot.
	Kentucky is full of libtards, but beautiful countryside.
	Florida's too dang hot and sticky several months of the year, and the potential for getting your home damaged by storms is a constant annoyance.
	I recommend the Redneck Riviera, Pensacola, Destiny for a while.
	Florida does have beautiful beaches, but I keep my love of to visiting only.
	It's like Hawaii to me with less tropical forestation.
	Anyway, this guy's pro-Carolinas.
	Come to Pembroke, North Carolina.
	American Indians here, mainly and many of them Trump supporters.
	In fact, he was in the next town over Lumberton last year and promised federal recognition if he were to be re-elected.
	I added this video I took a few months ago for context.
	My people can't decide if they want to be rebels, Indians, or Americans.
	Show me the video, shitlips.
	That's very common with Indians, the Confederate flag.
	In fact, at my wedding, we had a big Confederate flag with an Indian on it.
	Billy Ile used to have it on his guitar.
	You've really made everything evil, haven't you?
	What's this now?
	Drone footage of...
	This is Pembroke.
	North Carolina?
	North Carolina.
	It's kind of like that baseball field.
	It's really got that upstate New York feel.
	This is exactly what I'm talking about.
	I mean, it's indistinguishable.
	Actually, we have more mountains up in New York.
	Look how flat this is.
	You know, it's upstate New York, you know, where you used to be.
	Yeah, see, that's what my wife was saying.
	She's like, if we're going to move, I want it to be addressed again.
	It's fucking different.
	Yeah.
	Like, that Nevada thing looked pretty bonerific.
	When we were talking about Texas, when we were still on CR-TV before they were going to merge, that was exciting.
	My problem with Texas, though, it just seems like it's so hot that you just, you go to the strip mall or you go to the barbecue place and you eat there and then everyone leaves.
	The beauty of the Northeast is you grab a snack, you go for a walk.
	They're just like car to house.
	Yeah, that's not fun.
	It's got that LA inconvenience to it.
	I had to write in, he calls us shit pushers, so we're both gay.
	That's his introduction, which I don't like that at all.
	As a homophobe, I don't like that at all.
	That's exactly what I'm saying.
	I'm going to go to re-education camp.
	That should be the new angle.
	Next time someone calls me a racist, I'll go, I know I'm getting it fixed.
	I'm going to a re-education center.
	I'm going to check myself into the shop.
	We literally have re-education camps in America.
	When the fuck did this happen?
	Hey, you said faggot.
	Yes, I'm a homophobe.
	But stop.
	Don't worry.
	I'm going to get it cleaned.
	They're going to wash this.
	Brain wash, you know.
	I'm going to get brain washed.
	I'm washing my brain of the things that other people don't like because I called a golf ball a faggot.
	I had to write in to let Gav know how wrong he was at 108.23 on season 3, blah, blah, blah.
	After dumb dick Gav gives his shitty theory of Connor McGregor being done after losing Saturday night, Ryan throws out his theory of Connor losing because he's being so nice.
	He's correct.
	Connor is known for being the heel and a bully before fights, and he always backs it up.
	This time he was Mr. Nice Guy and got smashed.
	Gavin, you clearly know nothing about MMA, so keep your cocksucker shut as it pertains to the sport.
	I hope I have hurt you today.
	Wow.
	Wow.
	Some friggin' email at UFC.
	You're just repeating Ryan's thing and saying he's right.
	There's no evidence there.
	Well, you're saying historically, that's the one thing that's different.
	You could have said he lost because he wore a red shorts, and then this guy writes in and goes, he's never worn red shorts before.
	That doesn't mean anything.
	That's not evidence.
	Some people were saying maybe because he's not hungry anymore.
	Canada lists Proud Boys as a terrorist organization.
	Yes, we've covered that.
	What does it mean?
	So a lot of people are asking me, what does this actually mean?
	And no one knows.
	But I think what it means is, say, Proud Boys stormed the Capitol.
	It would be known as a it would be different than just a random guy storming the Capitol.
	It would then be Proud Boys as a group committed a terrorist act, and presumably the charges would be more severe.
	Like a multiplier.
	Yeah.
	Or what do they call it?
	Like a hate crime is a...
	Is it called a multiplier?
	I don't know.
	Hey, gays, looking in Naples, Florida, and this running Marco Island.
	If you're serious about Florida, I just got back from vacation, and it's all rich people, gay to community with tennis courts.
	Yeah, I don't like rich people.
	Yeah.
	And when rich people neighborhoods, there's no kids playing on the street because they're at lacrosse or they're at their sailing.
	So it's just empty.
	It's desolate.
	It's sad.
	Or they're at the country club, which I can never get into.
	Although I guess I could get into a country club in a conservative place.
	I don't know.
	I couldn't get into Breezy Point.
	Crazy.
	And 78% of them voted for Trump.
	I suppose.
	I believe they're surrounded by...
	If I walk around Breezy Point, I get high fives.
	If I go to the bar, I cannot buy a beer.
	I work hard to buy a beer, and I can't.
	And I'm talking to people.
	They're all cops, firemen.
	It's great.
	The board said no.
	It would draw too much attention to our quaint little town.
	And I worked my, I had to get, I had to get like five handwritten letters from people saying how wonderful I am in order for the privilege of renting a home there for a month that was going to cost me 15 grand.
	500 bucks a day.
	Outside of living in this gated stucco millionaire, you can go into town of Marco Island, but there's still little shitholes hidden throughout.
	I walked into a place called Sandbar and was immediately made fun of by three bikers, along with the 50-plus people at the bar who were not wearing masks.
	Nobody was.
	Nice area.
	Your rich ass would fit in perfectly.
	Okay.
	This heat, though, is scaring me.
	Like one guy said, he said, you basically for four months from May, May, June, July, August, you cannot go outside from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m.
	The sun will kill you.
	It's like there's a hit out on you.
	And just the way people dress when they're in the protection programs with an extra hat and glasses.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Face mask.
	Trench coat.
	You're under the witness protection program from the sun.
	Oh, it looks kind of blue up there in the top.
	Let's see here.
	No, go zoom out.
	Here.
	Yeah.
	Pensacola looks pretty blue.
	That's temperature-wise, I assume, right?
	Not politics.
	17.
	Oh, precipitate.
	Oh.
	Precipitate.
	Oh, precipitate.
	Yeah, I heard those hurricanes, though.
	But it's kind of fun because everybody bats down the hatches together.
	Concerning your Floridian aspirations, the Tampa and St. Pete area is great.
	First thing I saw on Driving With Reimport was a Massive American flag.
	North Coast in Tampa is awesome, too.
	I think it's a little more upscale.
	Smoke show Diana Death was awesome.
	I agree completely.
	Check out Jade Jackson band.
	If Dee Dee is a 6.5, I didn't call her a 6.5.
	Jade is a 7, maybe an 8.
	Yeah, that might even be too pretty.
	Nashville, Tennessee.
	Oh, I remember her.
	She's been recommended to us before.
	Huh.
	I don't know if I can handle a chick with that many tattoos.
	Oh, that was a guy.
	Turn it up.
	You get a Tulsi vibe.
	She's too pretty.
	She's a freak.
	She's so pretty, she's a freak.
	Like, she walks in the room and everyone just goes, well, the music stops.
	That's why she's playing in her bed.
	That might be a 10.
	That might be a 10.
	I don't want a 10.
	Gross.
	Gavin, I'm happy to see you leaving that shithole.
	I'd highly recommend Tennessee over North Carolina, East Tennessee to be specific.
	Knoxville, Maryville.
	I'm from Utah and lived in Knoxville for a few years.
	Loved it.
	Here's why.
	Cost of living is low.
	No state income tax.
	Relatively mild summers compared to North Carolina, Florida, and Texas.
	Great schools for your kids.
	Outdoor activities are immense.
	Inexpensive golf.
	Smoky mountains within 40 minutes.
	Hmm.
	Great high school and sports culture for your kids.
	This area produced many great athletes.
	Blue Collar City.
	Named the Scruffy City.
	The West is an option.
	Look at the Heber Valley in Utah.
	This photo's from my deck, and it's some weird.
	Wait, I'm just pulling up drone footage.
	Stop.
	That picture's not loading for me, dude.
	Wait a second.
	It's nailating for me, Ty.
	Good job, butt wrench.
	JK, but here's some drone footage of it.
	Just Chattanooga.
	Where Pat Dixon's from?
	That seems hot.
	Already.
	Whoa.
	That looks like Catterskill Falls.
	Probably because they look similar.
	Waterfalls.
	Yeah, waterfalls tend to look pretty similar there, buddy.
	That looks cool.
	Yeah, it does.
	Looks like there's a bunch.
	Here's my kind of letter.
	It's about my son's math shit.
	First off, tell Ryan he is a moron.
	Oh, okay.
	You are a moron.
	Got it.
	Multiplying and dividing are the same operations, like adding and subtracting are the same operations.
	I think your son got screwed because he started with the parentheses operation.
	Yes, that's true.
	So he might have gotten confused.
	You do everything inside the parentheses first example, 4 and 2 plus 8, 4, 10, which is 4 times 10.
	The teacher should have given him 4 or 2 points and told him he needed to start with the exponents first because of order of operations.
	Hope this email makes sense.
	PEMDAS.
	No, I understand that there's situations where you can't do things left to right or you're going to get the wrong.
	You can't do things not left to right.
	You can't start farther down the equation.
	I understand such instances exist, like the one you showed, but in his instance, the 2 times 6 was separate with a minus sign.
	It was all on its own.
	It was an outhouse.
	You can clean the outhouse.
	But he's saying that maybe you got confused because there's parentheses there, so you do parentheses first, but parentheses also means multiplication.
	You know what I mean?
	Ryan.
	I know what he's talking about.
	No, you don't.
	Yeah, you're way behind us.
	No, I know PEMDAS.
	Yeah, he was like, do the parentheses first because that's in the order of operations.
	But the parentheses meant multiplication and not that.
	But your son wasn't.
	Parentheses are multiplication.
	When you have 2 and there's a 6 next to it in brackets, that's the same as 2 times 6.
	Yeah, but if there's parentheses actually used as parentheses.
	Because there's two uses for them.
	There's multiplication.
	No, there's not.
	Yeah, there is.
	It's just multiplication.
	No, not when dealing with algebra and stuff like that.
	There's like plus, you know, like a smaller equation inside of that.
	Wait, let me see, algebra.
	Yeah, but that's neither here nor there.
	My son was not doing fucking algebra.
	Why are you bringing algebra into this?
	That's why the writer's incorrect.
	He said that your son got confused with the parentheses, but I don't think.
	No, that's not what he's saying, Ryan.
	Don't go near anything that's math related.
	See, that's the thing there.
	In parentheses, they'll have stuff in there.
	Yes?
	And that's not multiplication.
	It would be multiplication if there was a 2 next to that x minus 4.
	There's just nothing to multiply it by.
	Didn't he just say?
	All right, that's enough.
	Who would win in this fight?
	You in your prime versus your dad in his prime?
	My dad fought every day of his life because in Glasgow, to have a student's uniform was like having a Klansman uniform in Harlem.
	Student is an insult.
	It's the N-word.
	Student, you fucking student.
	And he was a student because he was smart.
	So he got scholarships.
	So he ended up going to like a fancy college for free.
	And that meant fighting every night.
	That's why his nose looks like KRS-1.
	All right, let's go to the final video.
	Okay, I'm so confused.
	The leak has stopped.
	How do you see one dew drop?
	To be clear, the office above our studio is completely deserted.
	It is for rent.
	There's nothing there.
	There's no bathtub.
	There's no giant spilled water.
	It's just carpet with nothing.
	There's no water for miles.
	They have a little office sink and a bathroom that's not part of the studio.
	It's a shared bathroom.
	So there's no real water around.
	And it's dry as a bone.
	Chilo, it's a bone.
	That's from my daughter when she was like four, maybe.
	Bone.
	I was telling her, the way you know if plants need water is you just put your finger into the dirt just a little bit and you see if it feels dry.
	And then she walked up.
	She put her finger in the plant and she just walks away and goes, dries a bone.
	Dries a bone.
	What do you want?
	They both asked me when they were around that age too, what do you want for Father's Day?
	I go, just get me a beer.
	They go, Bu?
	That's so bowing.
	And then my eldest boy was walking around the house going, Bill, the most Boeing is pleasant in the wheel.
	That's hilarious.
	Yeah, when kids have speech impediments, like all these parents want to take them to speech therapy and stuff, I don't.
	No.
	Hold on tight.
	I cherish.
	All I have left is my youngest says jolk instead of jerk, but it's all going away.
	And then they start learning the real words for things.
	Like he used to call a sloth a slog.
	And my wife would look at my other kids like, if you fucking tell him that it's sloth, I will murder you in your sleep.
	We want slog to go on for as long as possible.
	Hello.
	That really makes me feel good about all my cringes, the hugging the black cop and the blowing Anthony with my beers.
	I see that and I think, I'm a happy person.
	Yeah, and you're bringing him beers as well as like on the knees with it.
	It's just the most subservient thing you can think of.
	Where's your beer?
	It's one of those things driving like 24 hours later, you just go, bah.
	Oh, yeah.
	I've got those.
	I got ones that.
	Okay, this was sent in from a viewer.
	Guys use real swords to fight.
	I don't know what the fuck is going on here.
	These guys...
	By the way, this is really intense, so you may want to turn away.
	These guys have sword fights, and you know how stupid it looks when they have those reenactments and they have some like foam sword and they're like, battleship, battleship, 10 hit points, right?
	It's super corny.
	But that doesn't mean you should use actual sharp swords.
	These guys are fighting with swords.
	What the?
	I don't know if I'm ready for this.
	I mean, I never really...
	So, my friends, this is no joke.
	Look at the cuts they get.
	Yeah, like sword-like cuts.
	I never understood when you see those Muslims in London and they're having these machete fights.
	Like, how is a machete fight last longer than one second?
	Yeah.
	Where are they not bodies or something?
	It's like the Monty Python sketch where he loses his arms and legs.
	I saw this one video from Brazil, like, when they machete fight and it works, it's crazy.
	Oh!
	Ah!
	Dude, Russians, this is Russians.
	It's gotta be.
	Why are they so different?
	Stapling it up.
	Let's just staple that, shall we?
	Oh, shit.
	But go show them fighting.
	Okay.
	Oh, I hate this already.
	What are you doing?
	Stop.
	Yeah, do you like each other?
	Stop.
	Unless somebody, like, banged your mom and killed your dad, like, there's no reason to sword fight a minute.
	It must be 85% repairing the wounds.
	Yeah.
	Stop.
	Please stop.
	Stop.
	Stop it immediately.
	I forbid this.
	Oh my God.
	He tried.
	That was like a life-ending attempt.
	What?
	What?
	Why do you have a problem with this?
	Are you pussy?
	Is it illegal?
	Yes.
	Yeah.
	Is it illegal to own swords?
	Because that could be the new move.
	You dress like a crusader and just go around with a sword and be like, listen, this is my First Amendment.
	I am.
	Second Amendment.
	Cut.
	Oh, and they even do the fencing thing.
	With the one hand behind that?
	That's so you don't get your other hand chopped off.
	What the hell am I watching?
	What?
	And what do they have on me?
	Remember when I tried to kill you?
	You almost got me there, pretty good.
	Yes, you have opened up my arm and my leg very goodly.
	You didn't get to chop off head, though.
	That's the only way.
	This is why I wear neck thing, so you're not chop head.
	Okay, you win.
	You got bigger balls than us.
	Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

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