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Jan. 21, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S03E63 - SEXY TIMES

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	Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGinnis.
	That was sent to us from a viewer.
	He's at the Big Bitch House.
	Who's that artist?
	Artist.
	Sexy Killer.
	Sexy Killer.
	And Mon Ruffin, of course.
	And of course, Sexy Killer is nothing without Mon Ruffin.
	What do these people, what does this particular group of people do all day?
	They chill.
	I think they just chill out.
	There's some intercourse.
	There's a lot of TV.
	Weed.
	There's weed.
	Cheetos.
	More TV.
	And back to Fallatio.
	Being mad.
	Sweating the small stuff.
	Maybe he deals drugs.
	And then he buys her stuff.
	She returns the favor with sexual favors.
	They eat food stamps food, it appears.
	And then they make these rock and beats.
	Oh, yeah, making beets, freestyling?
	What does his shirt say?
	Where are you at, Mon?
	What do you think of his style?
	It's not too far from my summer style.
	Sneakers, socks.
	You know, the more I watch this, I'm thinking maybe hanging out at the big bitch's house is kind of fun.
	Can we hear that?
	She got crack energy, though.
	It sounds like a children's rhyme.
	I'm in the big bitch house with the big bitch.
	She's got her socks on.
	Oh, she's at the big niggas house.
	Oh, I see.
	She's just laying there looking like the guy who's saying, look, thigh-high socks that stop at the ankle and then little ankle socks.
	Chat is hypnotizing.
	That was racist.
	I just did InfoWars.
	I know you might not like my pocket square, but it's called power clashing.
	Get used to it.
	And I fought a woman.
	What?
	I fought a woman today.
	That's fun.
	I've never done that in my life before.
	Equal rights, equal fights.
	Yeah.
	I think I have a headache from getting punched in the head.
	I fought Clobber.
	I fought Juggernaut.
	And I fought a nurse.
	Their punches hurt.
	But I've noticed, like, if you, there's certain guys, like, if you block like this, it doesn't really, it's not that much better.
	You still get punched in the head.
	It's like 10% less painful to have your hands up with a big guy.
	But with a girl, you can just do that and then, you know, she can work on her punches as you go like that, and you're fine.
	If she catches you with a good hook, it does hurt.
	But what I've noticed you can do with women is if she's getting too many at you, you're just sort of like, okay, I'm going to turn it on for a bit.
	And you're like, boom, boom, boom, boom.
	And then it kind of puts her back down again.
	Kind of like the way you would fight with a kid.
	I'm not calling her a kid, but I'm just saying it's the same sort of concept.
	Whereas with a man, if he's getting me too much and I'm fighting back, it's not like it calms him down.
	You know what I mean?
	Like he can be pounding you, and then you go, oh yeah, and you start pounding him.
	He's still pounding you.
	So I guess what I'm saying is it's almost like an arm wrestle where you go with a guy and that doesn't necessarily do anything.
	But with a girl, you can go, you turn around, and then you can go every once in a while.
	Just to show her.
	So that was weird.
	She got me one good one.
	And then I fought this big fat cop who's Juggernaut.
	And his new thing he does is he used to stand there and you can get him in the belly.
	I kind of liked fighting him.
	Now he just uses his 300 pound and just comes at you going like that.
	And you're like, what do I do now?
	I'm not physically strong enough to push him away.
	So what I do is I sort of like get a push off and then see if I can get him with the hook.
	But I saw him doing it to other people.
	It's his new thing.
	He's the steamroller.
	I'm in charge.
	Bend over.
	There's nothing you can do.
	And then I fought Klobber, the guy who broke the machine, and he gave me a reasonable fight.
	You have hurt me today.
	So I have a headache from head injuries, and I stuck to my rule.
	I'm taking three major blows to the head, and then I'm stopping.
	And so when the coach said, did you do four rounds?
	I said yes.
	And that is a lie.
	I just told you the three rounds I did.
	They're three minutes long.
	Are you crazy?
	That's nine minutes of fighting.
	If you were in a bar and you had a nine-minute fight, you'd be Patrick Swayze in Roadhouse.
	You got to be proud of you, boys.
	Another dumb thing I did is the New York Times has a thing of like, proud boys are sick of Trump.
	And I'm looking at the sources, and it's never Enrique or someone who's like, or Noble Beard or someone who is kind of a spokesman.
	It's just they go on Parlor, or not Parlor anymore, but Telegram and shit, and they see people going, fuck Trump, and they have a Proud Boys logo.
	Therefore, that's the dictum.
	That's reporting in today's day and age.
	I said it was the New York Times.
	Why are you on Yahoo News?
	Multiple publications are saying that.
	It made me check Telegram.
	And I end up on this site or this chat that I thought was Proud Boys, but I'm seeing all this Nazi shit.
	And I start worrying about the club.
	And I go, oh, no, has it drifted off into this shit?
	And I'm arguing with these guys, going, oh, I remember you, you fucking loser.
	You got booted like instantly.
	And no, we're part of this thing now.
	And it's like some offshoot where they can be Nazis.
	It's called like taking care of business or something.
	Anyway, I'm arguing with these guys because I'm thinking they're real.
	And then I talk to Other dudes, and I go, Who's this guy and this guy?
	And they go, What are you doing on that site?
	That's like weirdo Nazi guys that just stole the name.
	And I go, Oh, for fuck's sakes.
	So here's what they believe: I got Max and John arrested.
	I should have been leading them into battle.
	So I should have, I shouldn't have gone home by myself that night.
	I should have gone with those guys, even though the police separate us.
	I should have told the police to fuck off.
	And then I should have been like, charge, like Braveheart, and saved the day.
	They also, it gets crazier though.
	Remember that little brown guy who was yelling at me and I bought him a beer?
	Oh, yeah.
	He beat me up, and I went home early crying.
	That's what they said happened?
	Yeah, but here's another one.
	I'm unemployed.
	Okay, here's the biggest one.
	So CRTV is a Jew psyop, and they want to funnel money to Mark Levin.
	So they get guys like me to come on and be Zionists.
	I guess I don't really believe my Zionism.
	I just, I have a gun to my head, or I'm paid.
	I've allegedly made $750,000.
	What the hell?
	No idea where that money came from.
	And it's just a way to sort of castrate the left, the right, and then also funnel money to Mark Levin.
	Mark Levin didn't own CR-TV.
	It was owned by a non-Jewish guy named Casey Katz, who, yes, has a very Jewish-sounding name, but not all Katz's are Jews.
	And Mark Levin wasn't an owner, and he was one of the top guys, but he's one of the top guys because he's brilliant.
	Like, have you ever watched his show?
	That's why he's on Fox News.
	Like, in their world, the Nazi world, the Jews move us all around like chess pieces.
	Okay, so if Mark Levin is just there because he's a Jew, go try to do his job.
	Hi, I'm Nazi Guy.
	I'm going to be filling in for Mark Levin.
	I'm guessing it's going to suck.
	Why don't you have a debate with him about the Constitution?
	If he's such a puppet.
	Anyway, that was just a total and utter waste of time.
	But my theory with most Nazis is, and I've known a few, they tend to be fat or ugly, but they almost all have really poor social skills.
	And I think that when you're alone, you're lonely, you want a reason for it.
	And then when you adopt radical right-wing politics, then it's like, obviously I'm alone and I don't have a girlfriend.
	I have a giant Hitler poster on my wall.
	I'm an outlaw.
	I remember bums were like that too.
	I used to know this guy who would, he's dead now.
	He got hit by a drunk driver who he knew, brutal alcoholic.
	And he would hang out with guys that were basically bums.
	And I'd hear them talking in French, this is in Quebec, and they would talk about how they're outlaws.
	We're like the Rolling Stones, Esti.
	And they would drink like a 2-4 and a bottle of whiskey and then shit themselves and sleep on the street.
	Yeah, the Stones did drink a lot of booze.
	They also had an IV drip and a trip to Puerto Vallarta to rehab and millions and millions of dollars.
	But yeah, if you're an outcast, that's what was so great about early Proud Boys and Dante Nero and all this like improve your life stuff.
	That would be a really noble pursuit.
	You know Louis Zampurini from Unbroken, the prisoner of war?
	That's what he devoted the end of his life to.
	Young men's, like, not clubs, but like Christian activity centers.
	So they'd have a skate park and they'd have a fucking, you know, relay race and stuff like that.
	It's sort of like the YMCA.
	And it was Christian-based and he ran them all.
	He had a bunch of them.
	And his job was to help guide wayward youth.
	And I think that could be, that's what someone like Ron Coleman and Ezra Levant should do, is get one of these guys that's drifting into the anti-Semitism abyss and just sit down and have a debate with him.
	And he explains it all.
	They go, what about this overrepresentation?
	Or what about this Israeli spy who was pardoned?
	And then, you know, they can retaliate with answers to all these questions.
	And that's the good thing about these men's clubs.
	Ideally, is they're a receptacle before you go off the deep end.
	It's a place where you're safe.
	And then the media turns it into these fascist groups.
	And then you know what happens?
	Fascists start going, oh, that sounds cool.
	I read about it in the New York Times and they want to join.
	You're like, no, no, that's not it.
	And they wreck it because they're Bolsheviks and all they care about is power.
	And the idea of anyone organizing seems like it's a threat to your power supply.
	Oh, yeah, remember that?
	That was a very interesting clip you just showed.
	Because that was Brandon Straka walking home and he was getting beat up and he was filming it and saying, these random women are beating up gays or attacking gays.
	And then she realized she was being filmed.
	So she yells into the camera, he's a Trump supporter.
	In other words, it's fair game.
	I'm allowed to hit him.
	And that was just some random bitch on the street.
	This is becoming the norm for mainstream government politics.
	Trump supporters are fair game.
	MAGA's people should be arrested.
	John Brennan yesterday said, or maybe it was today, said that we have a problem with white supremacy, domestic terrorism.
	Yeah, that sounds terrible.
	We're going to get them and we're going to get, that includes libertarians.
	War!
	Not advocating for any kind of war.
	Thanks, Ryan.
	Great idea for a clip.
	God, you're stupid.
	We can't say cool things anymore?
	No, but right now, the feds are cracking down on everyone, including people here at this station.
	And you just called for war, which we are not doing.
	We said don't go on January 6th.
	I've never been a rally guy at all.
	I never really got it.
	I got making sure that Lauren Southern can do a talk and Taking her from her car, doing the talk, and then back again.
	I get saving Ann Coulter's life.
	That's noble.
	That's like the guardian angels.
	But just going to a rally more than once?
	I mean, didn't you make your point?
	How many times do you have to make your point?
	That's the part I don't get about this.
	Anyway, Biggs is under investigation right now.
	We're not sure what's happening.
	We removed his content from the site until, so it can't be used against him.
	I think he should take down all his social media accounts.
	I mean, all it takes is one FBI agent pouring through some episode, you know, 30 episodes ago where he says something ironic and they take it literally.
	I mean, that happened with me with Max and John.
	They used clips from my show out of context where I said, choke a tranny.
	And they cut out the beginning part where a guy was spitting in people's faces and then saying, I'm a tranny, so they wouldn't hit him back.
	The reason I did Alex Jones today is because I heard him do this rant, one, three, and I was like, Rush says calmly and with restraint, shares his thoughts on what's going on.
	But I was like, this sounds pretty darn accurate to me.
	I mean, it's over.
	You understand?
	Your only shot you've got is realizing that we're screwed.
	Your candy-ass church isn't going to do it.
	Your candy-ass boss isn't going to do it.
	We're a trained group of monkeys in this country.
	We're not what Americans used to be.
	We're not rugged individualists.
	We don't stand up for the Bill of Rights and Constitution.
	We're a joke, okay?
	And so they got people like Brian Stelter up there saying, shut down all of his competition on TV now.
	He thinks he owns you.
	Jeff Zucker thinks he owns you.
	These are bad people, okay?
	So I've done the best job I can.
	And I'm not bitching at the crew or you or anybody.
	I'm just saying it's hard for me to get up here and do a normal show when we have a group of corporate criminals literally gang raping us.
	I mean, if we ever beat this thing, it'll be in the history of like these people were Hitler.
	I mean, this is unbelievable.
	It's not like, oh, we're getting there.
	It's bad.
	Things are out of control.
	It's, it's, they just begun.
	They're going to take your pension funds.
	They're going to bankrupt.
	They're going to cut the power off, the oil off.
	They're going to open the borders.
	It's over, man.
	It's over.
	It's all gone.
	It's all over.
	They're going to activate the Boogaloos, FBI, ADL, terror forces.
	They're going to start blowing everything up.
	Then they're going to come arrest all the Patriots.
	The idiots will cheer it.
	Then they're going to shut your power off.
	They want you starving in the street.
	They want to rape your wife.
	They're Bolsheviks.
	They're Jacobins.
	It's all over, man.
	All over.
	Enjoy.
	All your games.
	It's like America is rotting and deserves it.
	Now, the Satanists aren't good.
	They're not God.
	God just lets them have their way now.
	So all your games are over.
	All the TV watching, all the laziness, all the slap jawing's over.
	It's over.
	You're going to be just like a baby at six months being chopped up in its mother's womb.
	You're not a human.
	You're not essential.
	You're dead.
	They're going to kill you because you don't care.
	Harrison Smith.
	In the pivot.
	I love the included pivot.
	Another news.
	No, but it takes a while to get Alex Jones.
	It's like iambic pentameter when you're reading Shakespeare.
	It takes you like 10 pages to understand what the hell is going on.
	And then you get into the groove.
	Like he's like, he goes, Joe Biden is a pedophile.
	He's out there.
	His son, they want the Biden's fuck kids or something.
	You don't say fuck.
	And I was like, okay, you're exaggerating.
	Then I thought, wait a minute.
	We do have reams and reams of footage of Biden acting inappropriately around children, Joe Biden.
	And then we have those strange pictures from the laptop that appear to be him with a young girl.
	I mean, Alex Jones talks in a hyperbolic way, but it's not pulled out of thin air.
	It comes from actual stuff.
	It's not a joke.
	Here's something we missed at inauguration, 2.5.
	Leonard Cohen is a Canadian poet.
	He was once asked, Canadian poet, how did you think you were going to make money doing that?
	And he goes, naivete and arrogance.
	But he did a song called Hallelujah.
	And it uses biblical references, but it's really about him fucking his ex-girlfriend.
	And he uses the metaphor of King David and Bathsheba.
	Is that her name?
	And so you're singing about a Jewish couple fucking each other.
	But they just hear the word hallelujah.
	It's like they're not sending.
	Our enemies are so fucking incompetent.
	Isn't that nuts?
	That they're throwing us in jail.
	They've taken away our voice.
	They're destroying our religion.
	They shatter the family.
	And you go, wow, you must be really qualified.
	And then you see him, and it's the president, and he can't speak English, and he doesn't know where he is.
	And you go, this is the guy destroying my life?
	Destroying America?
	Ending Western civilization?
	This clown?
	Anyway, go back to 2.5.
	Yeah, so go down.
	Keep going.
	They have footage of it.
	There we go.
	I remember this.
	Who's Yolanda Adams?
	That David played and it pleased the Lord.
	But you don't really care for music, do you?
	You know what's funny about this?
	They're doing it to show you that they are Christians and they respect the Christians in America.
	But they clearly don't if they just pull this song out of their ass without even googling it.
	Like, hey, Biden aid, type in, what is hallelujah about?
	Oi, this feels good.
	It's about two Jewish people banging.
	It's amazing.
	They knew each other in the biblical sense.
	But here's an interesting thing.
	Speaking of Judaism, if you scroll down, scroll down.
	So they talk about all their tweets, people making fun of them.
	I don't know who needs to hear this, but how long is a song about Jews clapping cheeks and existence like Sam?
	Oh, yeah, it's also an atheist song because it doubts God at the end.
	Imagine writing a low-key but sexy banger about your ex and being like, Is God even real?
	That's when it goes.
	Hallelujah.
	But scroll down.
	Power, pathos, blah, blah, blah.
	Keep going.
	This song's what it's about.
	Okay, I thought this was interesting.
	This is real animosity here.
	And when anti-Semites talk about how Jews hate us, they're actually talking about secular Jews who don't really practice and just use their Judaism as some sort of trick to seem oppressed or to fuck with white male conservatives, really.
	Ginos, Jews in name only.
	Yes, Christians, all Jewish people make fun of you when you sing the song about Jewish sex to celebrate your holidays and commemorate your loss.
	All of us.
	Now, how does it feel to be on the outside?
	Like, isn't that strange animosity?
	Yeah.
	Christians are mad about this, but it's probably because they're weird about sex and Jews.
	What?
	See, I think it's...
	She's a young Antifa chick, by the way.
	I looked into her.
	So they want to be oppressed.
	So they want to pretend that first that America's racist and then that America is anti-Semitic so they can be a black person, really.
	They can be oppressed.
	And the entire base of their relationship is centered around whether or not two Jews had sex.
	So their entire religion, the entire base of their religion is centered around whether or not two Jews had sex.
	I guess he's talking about the Virgin Mary.
	But I looked her up.
	Look her up.
	No, no, no.
	I didn't include it, I guess.
	Sword Girl Nation.
	Sword Girl Nation.
	And that brought me, we'll get back to Biden, but it brought me to her world.
	And she's a radical leftist young girl.
	I'm sure your daughter is going to be the same, at least for a phase.
	And it's worth checking in on the left and the way they see the world.
	So Antifa doesn't like Biden.
	Surprise, surprise.
	You were justifying Antifa because you thought they were just the paramilitary wing of the DNC.
	No, they were useful idiots and helped, I don't know, destroy this country so the left could justify more power.
	But the actual guys are just spoiled brats who want to wreck shit.
	And they say very clearly, no borders, no wall, no USA at all.
	So I'll show you in a second this, but Antifa is having rallies saying, fuck Biden.
	They're destroying DNC headquarters and making it clear that they're not on the left side.
	And the left is in denial.
	So keep going.
	Wait.
	Oh, shit.
	Yeah, there it is.
	Russia never takes a vacay.
	Not sure, Russia.
	The Russians have landed.
	So these rallies and this violence is Russia.
	Oh, it's organized by Trump and Putin.
	Isn't that weird?
	How'd they get a permit?
	What do you mean?
	It's Portland.
	And then she goes on to, all the other things are retweeters.
	Keep going?
	It's too much tear gas.
	No, not that.
	All right, that's enough.
	But I just thought it was interesting because when you see Antifa behaving like that, you want to tell like Amy Siskin and go, so those are your guys?
	You happy with your guys?
	That looks a hell of a lot worse, by the way, than the state capitol.
	And that's just one hour in one city.
	They've been doing this for a year now.
	And then their reaction?
	That's not what my eyes say.
	My eyes are lying to me.
	That's Trump.
	Through Russia.
	But yeah, let's do an Antifa BLM segment.
	It's coming up.
	Look at these fucking horrible, weak losers.
	Fuck your dad.
	All daddy issues.
	That's what Antifa is.
	That's why they hate white male conservatives because that's what their dad looks like.
	And that's where they get confused with black cops.
	Because they're like, this is about my dad.
	You don't look anything like my dad.
	So yeah, they were smashing up Democrat headquarters.
	And of course, those of us who are on this side go, yeah, I figured.
	They don't like anything.
	They planned to have riots on the 20th.
	Oh, wait a minute.
	Are these said riots?
	Is this the fuck Biden riots?
	Maybe it is.
	Can you imagine if they got their way?
	What if we moved all of them into the White House and said, okay, you tell us what?
	First, Aboriginal people need their land back.
	They're getting Manhattan.
	Secondly, free everything for all minorities.
	And the rich have to be taxed at 100%.
	Okay, I'm getting all this down.
	I'm getting all this down.
	We run education.
	It would just be, it would end up being like the Soviet Union overnight.
	I thought it was something scary.
	What?
	I thought it was something scary.
	What?
	Okay, it's another form of surveillance, right?
	So you see these breaking windows here?
	Yeah.
	Security cameras have audio, right?
	Yeah.
	So the smashing of the window, like you could look at the waveform and be like three hits and then one smash.
	Right.
	You ping their cell phones and hear who had like, you know, it's just always recording.
	So you're just like, oh, look, this one matches.
	This one is in the same proximity as that sound that happened.
	And we linked you to it.
	Even though you have a mask and shit, we can't identify your face.
	But we can tell by the volume that you were the closest to the smashing.
	And the walking.
	When you see you walking, we could hear.
	Yeah.
	You know?
	So there you go, police state.
	There you go, police.
	Thanks, Antifa.
	And me.
	That's fucking genius, man.
	It is.
	It probably exists.
	So what's the problem with that?
	I guess getting a subpoena or whatever, getting the warrant?
	They'll just change the whole system.
	But you sound like you're defending you're worried about Antifa's rights here.
	Well, because it's our rights.
	I mean, there's the thing: these are the people that allow us to not have good things, but I want a laser beam that can light a cigarette.
	But because bad people exist, we can't have that.
	So if we can't have it, then nobody can have it.
	So surveil us.
	I don't break the rules, so you can go ahead and surveil me all you want.
	I don't give a shit.
	I'm sitting next to an Alexa.
	I don't see anything bad.
	He's right here.
	Right.
	But this is what's kind of spooky about what's going on now.
	Under the auspices of capturing people who are planning to invade the Capitol and all that stuff, they're going to shut stuff down.
	They shut Parlor down because they claimed Parlor was used to plan the storming of the Capitol.
	Who knows what they're going to throw at Biggs?
	Sedition.
	Treason.
	Are those charges or are those...
	I don't know.
	I don't know anything about that.
	Let's see.
	But, you know, I keep getting people telling me, lawyer up, you're next.
	I'm worried about you.
	I mean, I know, I understand where you're like.
	I don't know.
	Like, you're connected to the...
	I'm not even in the Proud Boys.
	No, I know.
	I'm just defending them means giving them a voice.
	I mean, that's the other problem, too.
	You should have seen Max and John's trial.
	It was comical.
	Where they went up to an Asian juror and said, an Asian witness or something said, do you like it when Gavin McInnis says rice balls?
	And she goes, I guess not.
	I mean, they turn these court scenes into just a clown room.
	Circus.
	Clown room.
	I think my blows to the head are affecting my brain today.
	Because on Alex Jones, I couldn't remember the term motion to dismiss.
	It could just be a brain fart.
	It's one of those things that's so common that you're like, wait, what the fuck is I feel about?
	No, there's something about like when you're on Alex Jones, you want to be entertaining.
	And he asks you questions that are super hard.
	Like, what does the next six months hold under Biden's regime?
	And I'm like, fuck.
	That's like an essay assignment.
	Yeah.
	Off the dome, I got to go open borders.
	The economy is going to be doing well because COVID's over.
	And he's going to use that to justify insane taxes.
	And then when the economy levels out again, inflation will be fucked.
	That was just off the question.
	That's a tough question.
	Yeah.
	That's like a, all right, so write that, and we'll see you on Monday.
	Come back on Monday.
	Let me see what you came up with.
	It would be a homework assignment.
	I'd be like, oh, I can't go out.
	I got to do this question.
	Alex Jones is fucking.
	I like to see when Anthony's on, too, because it's like he has to like, and the, they're bad.
	Like, he gets it all like ramped up.
	Like, he has to get in Alex Jones mode.
	So there's something about that mode where normal things you can't remember.
	Like, I could easily forget the name Ryan Rivera during a rant.
	Yeah, true.
	That's why when we do the live shows, like last night, I can't get to sleep till two because I was all pumped trying to be on.
	Anyway, we got more on the riots here.
	More on riots.
	1-5.
	Is that the same thing, though?
	It's still going on.
	I think it's.
	Oh, yeah, this was bizarre.
	Portland, an occupied car is flipped on its side in northeast Portland.
	Oh, my God.
	Wow, they're really making progress.
	So wait, is that one of their own flipped on its side?
	This is so bizarre.
	They start climbing on it, and they tell them to go out the back.
	I have an idea.
	Set it flat again.
	You know how people can tip over cars?
	They can also tip back cars.
	Look, they're climbing on it?
	They're talking about smashing the windows?
	The IQ here is alarming.
	Yell at it.
	Convince it to put a ladder through the top window.
	Get a rope and put it around their waist and then pull them through using a crane.
	There's like 50 of you there.
	Just go one, two, three.
	Even if there's a car too close to it, it'll at least get sort of level and should be able to open the door.
	Right.
	This is retarded.
	Once your wheels make contact with the ground, I'm pretty sure you could accelerate a little bit and that might get you away from that other car.
	Sure.
	Look at this.
	You're just smashing glass.
	If we make it lighter by breaking it, if my car was on its side and I saw Antifa coming to help, I'd be like, don't help.
	Do not help.
	I'll go get normal people.
	One time I was in a sprinter on a road trip in Canada with the family, and there was a ditch that just went, zoom.
	And stupid idiot me was reversing, and I reversed too hard, and the rear axle went plop.
	So the sprinter was on the dirt.
	The front wheels were fine, but the back wheels were just spinning.
	And a bunch of hosers, because they see my American plates, and I don't really have much of a Canadian accent left.
	And they go, oh, we got to show this American how we Canucks do.
	So they all get behind.
	There was probably one, two, three, four, five, maybe five.
	And I'm in the car going very slowly and drive.
	And they are like, one, two, three.
	And they get it up on the lip.
	And then I can use the wheels.
	Like five people can do a lot with a car.
	Including set it back on its smashing the windows.
	It's going to be really interesting to see what goes on in the next couple months because Antifa's tasted riding and they like it.
	I kissed a girl and I liked it.
	So they're not going to stop.
	I think Biden's going to drop the hammer on them pretty hard.
	And it's not valuable for him anymore.
	And it makes him look bad.
	Well, that makes him look bad too.
	You see, Biden's in a few conundrums.
	If he has open borders, he either has floods of immigrants just showing up everywhere.
	That will lead to crime and housing problems, all kinds of bullshit, especially in the southern states, especially in California.
	Or you put them all in cages, which is really bad optics.
	So he's headed into an optics crisis.
	But the military rollout for the Capitol thing, I feel like that's going to be a familiar site where it's like, listen.
	Well, the beauty of that for them was Trump MAGA people are so psychotic, and we saw what they did to the Capitol that we need tons of troops.
	But how do you justify that going forward?
	Well, one way is that Don Wilson video where he's like, Trump's army.
	He just goes like that.
	He has a button.
	We don't have a Trump button anymore.
	He has a button.
	And they just release the hounds.
	Which is the narrative for the Capitol now, by the way.
	Proud Boys storm the Capitol.
	And the New York Times, and I know the guy, Alan Foyer, his thing is they led the charge on social media.
	So there was just like some random 21-year-old guy who is a janitor.
	He was like, yeah, do it, boys.
	That's awesome.
	Fucking fuck it up.
	That became like, do it, boys.
	That is awesome.
	Go to the top wing now.
	Yes, good.
	Okay, we see you there.
	All right, now go downstairs.
	Truth does not.
	That's what I meant when I was talking to Alex Jones about how the story's written first, and then they just force the pieces in.
	Also, before we continue with Biden, Alex Jones' rant we showed earlier is very pessimistic.
	We're a great country.
	We're fucked.
	I could go to prison for some made-up charge at any moment now.
	So we'll see what happens with that.
	You're going to see unprecedented suppression of free speech.
	We're going to see unprecedented socialism.
	We're going to see open borders.
	We're going to see a war on guns.
	And my biggest pet peeve is woke culture is going to be allotted into legislation.
	You need three bathrooms, all of this stuff.
	So that's going to suck.
	But we're not going anywhere, guys.
	There's 160 million sane Americans, and they're going to be fighting back.
	Now, I'm not advocating for domestic terrorism, obviously.
	I'm not talking about storming anything, but I'm talking about things like Elon Musk building satellites for his own internet that has more freedom and libertarian values.
	I'm talking about Trump possibly building his own media company where OAN and Newsmax don't have to worry about CNN harassing Verizon to death.
	So have faith.
	Stay the course.
	Yeah, we get to go to heaven afterwards.
	No matter what happens here, they have to go to hell for eternity.
	We're fighters.
	Woodchucks Chuck Wood.
	What did Jerry Seinfeld do when he made half a billion dollars?
	Stand-up comedy.
	Comedians in cars.
	He always says everything I've done on TV has been a raging success.
	He's forgetting that he had a game show that flopped and it had a homosexual host, which is weird because it's about married couples and them improving their marriage.
	And this guy's like, hey, guys, let's go.
	And you're like, A, I don't think it's legal for you to be married this year because it was a long time ago.
	And B, you guys have the worst divorce rate in the world when you do get married.
	And C, what the fuck do you know about a straight person's marriage?
	You guys die after having like 10,000 partners.
	The American average is probably like 10.
	But it sucked.
	Is it the marriage ref?
	Yep.
	Talking to the marriage ref.
	The world quacked and a tired person.
	I assume they're not multi-billionaires with Sound Machine herself, Gloria and Stephanie.
	Stop yelling at me.
	That's a trick question.
	Oh, yeah.
	They'd have three celebrity judges.
	And then they'd show a fight or something, and then the judges would decide who was right in the fight.
	That's pretty cool.
	I want to see Trump up.
	I believe Trump was on the lady's voice versus her voice.
	And what a horrible GPS voice she would make.
	Edith Bunker in your ear for 20 turns at you, punts.
	What are you doing?
	That is my life up there.
	That is your life up there.
	Unless you put it in here.
	Oh, he's got a gay name.
	When I bread this 10 years ago, I didn't know who Tom Poppas was.
	I just assumed he was gay.
	He's got...
	I smell cookies cheeks, though.
	His jolly gay cheeks.
	He makes bread.
	So that's kind of gay, but I love to do it.
	I love to drive.
	I consider it a great honor to drive.
	I really do like it.
	But the other thing.
	We're not talking about gawk.
	Driving in an automobile.
	To be fair to Donald, he is driving inside of his house.
	Everyone loved him back then.
	I thought he was racist.
	Not that dining room.
	Go to the main dining room.
	Imagine did say something really racist right now.
	But the blacks, you know, they shouldn't drive.
	I'd like to drive, but I have a black chauffeur because blacks are just better drivers.
	Yeah, positive racism.
	I forgot to say the book of the day because I've had so many head injuries.
	Steven Pinker, The Blank Slate.
	I don't agree with this book.
	I think it's good to read books you don't agree with.
	And I was talking to a dude the other day about all this cancel culture, and he goes, if we could go back to the days we read books and didn't read memes, I mean, I'm not saying ban memes, but that is becoming the primary news source is memes, headlines, a Facebook, sorry, a video on Twitter that's been edited down,
	like the Dan Winslow thing that's got 3.2 million views.
	We're getting our news from a guy who writes fiction, and he just barfed something at his ass to sell books.
	That's not good.
	So our IQs could do with less sound bites, news bites, and more chunks.
	Now, I'm a nature, I think most things come down to nature nurture, and I'm a very high nature guy.
	I'm like 90-10.
	Of course, if your dad rapes you every day, you're going to be a different person.
	But basically, you are who you are from birth.
	Identical twins separated at birth.
	Verify this?
	I don't think he brings up identical twins.
	But this book is saying the opposite.
	In fact, Steven Pinker, I would say, is more of a 90-10 the other way.
	So I'm reading a book from a guy who disagrees with everything I said.
	He was kind of in my bad books after the last book he wrote about writing, where he used his wife's writing as an example of what great writing can be.
	And it's like, she's never really done anything.
	Anyway, this book is all about nurture, says we're a blank slate, And says that we have all this free will.
	We can be anything we want to be.
	Race doesn't determine anything.
	It's all how much education you get exposed to and how much love.
	And it's not my side, but it's a fascinating read.
	And he's really smart.
	Another good book you should read that I totally disagree with is Guns, Germs, and Steel.
	And in it, he basically says Western man was successful because he cheated.
	And he cheated using guns, germs, and steel.
	Same as Steven Pinker.
	There's no nature.
	It's all nurture.
	And if blacks had guns, germs, and steel, the whole world would be Africa.
	And Africa, the West would be based in fucking Sudan.
	And it's important to know the other side's arguments.
	And what he does in that book is, when it's convenient, he uses guns.
	When guns weren't in it, he uses germs.
	When those don't work, he uses steel.
	He just cherry picks.
	And he totally ignores the germs being used against us.
	Like, we tried to colonize Africa a million times, and we couldn't get past the malaria and all the diseases.
	We didn't have the immune system that they have.
	You know that whole Dr. Livingston, I presume?
	That was based on a Scottish doctor who they finally found, and he would have been, he was dying in the jungle, and he had gone the farthest up, you know, from South Africa that anyone had gone.
	And he couldn't do it.
	So he ignores that.
	Anyway, good to know.
	Especially because if you're going to be arguing with someone, they're going to bring up something like that.
	Guns, Germs, and Steel is the Bible of the left, by the way.
	They've all read it, and they all can't wait to talk to you about it.
	So you should have read it, too.
	All right, sorry.
	Let's get back to Biden.
	Bye, guy.
	This is the guy destroying America.
	Isn't it amazing?
	It's a marionette puppet.
	Actually, we've had some fucking retarded presidents for a while now.
	Trump had big balls, and he was a great problem solver, the art of the deal.
	But he wasn't particularly intelligent.
	Like, he wasn't...
	Steven Pinker has a very high IQ.
	And then who do we have?
	Obama?
	Charming, endearing?
	Not smart at all.
	Never accomplished anything.
	This community organizer.
	Affirmative action hired a university.
	So unimpressive.
	And then we had George W. Bush, who was almost as bad as Biden.
	I think the last relatively intelligent guy we had was Bill Clinton.
	Sort of.
	Was he?
	I just want a worthy adversary.
	Like, it sucks that someone is turning America into China and destroying all our freedoms.
	But you imagine him to be this evil genius.
	And then you see him and he's like, what's your name?
	Oh, not the name.
	July 4th.
	Oh, not July 4th.
	What am I?
	I probably shouldn't say.
	What?
	Are you okay with this?
	Should I get a defibrillator?
	All clear.
	No, no, I'm not having a heart attack.
	I'm the vice principle in Barack Tobago.
	So someone caught this little number.
	So he is eloquent, and he did do a good job of the speech, and it was a good speech yesterday.
	Big deal.
	It better be.
	But someone goes, he has an earpiece in.
	That's why he's good at the talk, because someone says a sentence, and he repeats the sentence, which some birds can do.
	So listen to this.
	He says, the person's earpiece says, salute the Marines as he walks by.
	And he's so dumb, he goes, salute the Marines.
	It's like, repeat after me, I state your name.
	I state your name.
	No, no, no.
	You have to state your name.
	He should have said literally salute the Marines.
	Okay, let's see it.
	Salute the Marines.
	Oh, it's not indistinct.
	That's damning.
	Oh, you know, what?
	No, no, never mind.
	I was going to say, the one thing that people could say is that he's telling her to say that.
	Then he should.
	She's not supposed to salute the Marines.
	That's what he's supposed to do, and he didn't do it.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, if he was going like this and he said, salute the Marines.
	Right, stupid bitch.
	I'm not stupid bitch.
	Doctor, doctor.
	That's all I have for Biden.
	Right under it is Gigi's husband's tits.
	Oh, cool.
	I have a whole sex segment.
	We need a sex bumper, huh?
	Yeah.
	Well, why don't you just take off your pants and start beating off?
	As a bumper?
	Yeah.
	Well, I don't want to do that every time.
	How about if I just record it and then I'll make a little video of it?
	Okay, just pull out your penis and like flap it around and go, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
	And I'll say like, sexy times, it's a sexy times.
	Sexy times is now.
	The sound blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah doesn't come from my penis.
	That might be an uncircumcised thing because the air catches the foreskin and goes, blah, blah, blah, blah.
	Yeah, they're probably right, actually.
	Yeah.
	Okay, this all should have been up at the beginning, but we got heavy with Alex Jones and had to get right into the meat.
	So this is a strange way to eat where we're starting with steak and then you're having dessert.
	Wait, that's the way you're supposed to eat?
	Oh, yeah.
	Well, how hard did they hit you today?
	This is Son's appetizer.
	Usually there's an appetizer.
	They don't just come out with a steak.
	That's true.
	So now we're having some dessert.
	You know, I'm obsessed with Gigi Gorgeous.
	And I believe that her husband is a lesbian, a normal lesbian, right?
	And I think Gigi's gay.
	But she would probably like a big strapping Burt Reynolds type.
	But she ended up with this little tiny lesbian who acts like a man.
	And she thought, oh, well, whatever.
	She's a billionaire.
	I could handle it.
	And if we get divorced, I'll be doing great.
	So she dates this person she's not attracted to.
	And then the girl is attracted to lipstick lesbians.
	And she goes, the dick, it's fucking gross.
	But I just don't look at it.
	I just look up.
	So Gigi Gorgeous receives zero blowjobs.
	Gigi probably doesn't like them either because she resents her own penis.
	Oh, yeah.
	So that's my theory.
	And so Gigi wants this girl who's just basically a normal lesbian to be more and more male.
	And so she kind of brainwashed her into cutting her tits off.
	Bad.
	Isn't that heartbreaking?
	Like, imagine you're her dad.
	If your daughter's a lesbian, it's a bummer for like a day or two because you go, I'm not going to have grandkids.
	Then you get over it.
	But you're not mutilating her.
	She's a female who's attracted to females.
	She's not a male with a vagina who has a weird long scar under her tits forever now.
	Like, isn't that harsh?
	And the thing about this chick is she doesn't really dress like a dude.
	Like, she does that lesbian thing where they look like Justin Bieber when he was 19.
	Like, no man dresses like that.
	No man has maybe a couple of gay twinks.
	But look at that.
	What have you done to my daughter?
	And then look at her.
	I love seeing their feet.
	Can you see their feet?
	Tiny little Nikes that could fit on Chucky.
	And then fucking LeBron James is an albino.
	I feel like those are even bigger.
	Like her feet, like her toes end somewhere in the toe cap of that.
	Like her feet are just flopping around.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Maybe she has like three pairs of wool socks on.
	She leaves the stuffing in when you get brand new sneakers, they have that stuffing.
	Just leave it in there.
	You know what could have happened?
	Gigi could have used her penis in his vagina, got him pregnant, and then he could have breastfeed fed the baby.
	That could be on the cover of something.
	I'm a man who breastfeeds.
	Now that kid's not having breast milk if he ever gets pregnant.
	And that article will not be written.
	Yes, men can breastfeed.
	So go to 18.
	I think there's footage of it.
	Am I perverted to be fascinated by this bizarre relationship?
	It just seems, here's what blows me away.
	Something so macabre.
	Like, imagine what a weirdo you'd have to be to cut a woman's tits off.
	That's like, I don't, I think Jack the Ripper went, I'll just stab her.
	Thanks.
	That's kind of sick.
	Like, that's Hannibal Lecter level shit.
	And here they are celebrating it.
	Welcome back to my channel.
	Today, we are going on.
	I think this dude bullied, you know, men can bully women.
	I have another crazy theory.
	Just pause here.
	You want to hear a nutty theory?
	I think men bullied women into being suffragettes.
	Women are not inherently political, especially back then.
	And men were like, Genom, what are you doing?
	What?
	You shouldn't have the right to vote.
	You're the same as me.
	You're a woman.
	Here you roar.
	Okay, like, I don't know.
	Do it.
	Come on.
	You know how your wife will go, I can't eat this.
	It's gross.
	And then the waiter comes by and he goes, how's everything?
	And she goes, good, good, yeah.
	And you have to say, tell him, it sucks.
	This is undercooked.
	Because they don't like conflict.
	So I bet they were sort of shoved.
	I got this theory because I was watching some old, old-timey movie, and it had the woman with the suffragette ass where it was made of wire.
	And she was in a courtroom.
	And the judge was like, order in the court.
	What are you doing here?
	And she goes, ah, I'll tell you why I'm here, Your Honor.
	You smart asses.
	And she sort of tears the whole court a new ass, and the judge is like, oh, shit.
	And I'm watching going, a man wrote this movie.
	I looked it up.
	He did.
	So men like the idea of a broad coming and doing masculine things.
	Men like masculine things.
	For some reason, men want to watch women beat the shit out of each other in action movies with Charlie's Throne.
	So I think that men made women into political activists who want to vote.
	Similarly, the same dynamics were at play here with Gigi.
	I think she bullied, what's her name, Wendy?
	Nats Getty.
	Natty Getz.
	Natty Getty.
	I think she bullied Natty into cutting her tits off.
	You don't want those tits, right?
	Because she doesn't want tits because she's a gay man.
	Well, that's just weird misogyny, yeah.
	So he, so he's like, Gigi probably wanted to marry like a fucking tough guy, a wrestler kind of guy, who's going to fuck him right up his butt, right?
	And he settled for this little midget who looks feminine.
	And so now he's like, Natty senses divorce at any moment now.
	She looks down when they're in bed.
	She sees her little cute little toes.
	And then she sees albino LeBron James feet.
	And she's like, this isn't going to last.
	She literally looks like white girls, like the things that the two Wayans turned into.
	But like a woman with bigger feet than her husband is never going to be truly happy.
	And so I think she, just like in that band, what are they called?
	Stetsasonic, Alphatronics.
	I've got a lot of controversial theories.
	I wish I was persecuted for the things I actually believe and not white supremacy.
	For example, I don't think Rosa Parks is black.
	If you look here, you don't see kink.
	I think she's American Indian.
	No, dummy.
	The a cappella band.
	Oh, fucking the pentatonics.
	Pentatonics.
	I believe that the queer relationship in that band was the little Mexican man bullying the big, dumb white guy into being gay.
	So the guy in the front with the tuxedo, what is that?
	What do you call that color?
	Toque?
	Turquoise?
	The turquoise tuxedo basically bullied the white guy in the middle into being a gay.
	That's fair.
	And the Mexican puts his dink in the white guy's bum and the white guy's like, oh boy.
	Okay, here we go.
	Let's hope this doesn't last as long as the last time.
	Oh, wow, wow, wow.
	He's like, oh, relax.
	Yeah.
	And like, he's like, I'm going to go spend Thanksgiving with my dad, my mom.
	He's like, ugh, ugh.
	And he makes fun of him for doing healthy.
	He's like, okay, I'll stay with you.
	We'll have a friendsgiving.
	And his mother's like, are you still pretending to be gay with that Mexican act?
	And I'm just basing all that on body language.
	Yeah, he looks nefarious right there.
	Well, not in that picture, but when you see them together, the white guy looks like, sometimes he'll look at the camera and go, help me.
	What the fuck am I doing with the star?
	Rescue me.
	Yeah, look at him.
	He looks like the...
	No, it's a little bit cool to be gay, especially in the a cappella scene.
	Look how maniacal he is.
	See, that's a worthy adversary.
	He's like, duh.
	Like, when I see him, I'm like, oh, I hope I don't meet him in person.
	He makes me into his gay.
	I'm scared of him.
	You, here.
	Show a video of them together, though.
	Pentatonics interview.
	No, no, just Pentatonics talk or something.
	I don't know.
	I thought interview is a pretty good place to see him talk.
	No, no, no.
	They do a show together.
	What?
	All right, let's see.
	Pentatonics talk about their record and all that stuff.
	No, this is not going to be it.
	I want to show their the way they relate to each other.
	Oh, here we go.
	Okay, let's try that.
	We just formed a little trio for fun.
	Oh, let me hear it.
	In high school, and then we were on a show called The Sing Off, where we added two members.
	That's kind of the quick.
	Is that okay?
	Oh, my gosh.
	He's a fan of the 1000.
	Oh, wow.
	He did.
	Yeah, really long time.
	Remember, they kicked that dude with the beard out.
	Oh, yeah.
	He was getting too frisky with the ladies.
	And now you guys are part of a Grammy Award-winning group.
	And wow.
	I know it's bizarre.
	It is a Mexican wins a show.
	Now, what was it like to harmonize?
	So let's get back to Gigi torturing her poor wife.
	Something very special.
	Are you going to miss us?
	She's going to miss her tits.
	These are all my theories.
	Don't sue me, Gigi.
	I'm just guessing.
	This is the vibe I get.
	I want you to get sued by Gigi.
	Look how sad she sees scenes.
	Top surgery.
	Top surgery.
	Yay.
	Cutting tits off.
	Great.
	No tits ever again.
	What a sick.
	Artistry.
	No tits ever again.
	Yay.
	No tits ever again.
	She's loaded.
	So many hangers on.
	I'm going to take the Sprinter van to the...
	He's so cool.
	They love the black bush.
	They always buy themselves a black, don't they?
	Like that guy on Random Nation, whatever his name is.
	What is it?
	You know, Ricticulousness.
	Oh, yeah, Rob Deardeck.
	Rob Deardeck.
	First thing he did when he got money is hire a black friend.
	It was his bodyguard, but they were best friends.
	Then they had a show, and then Rob wanted to keep the lion's share of the money.
	The black guy said, we're not friends anymore.
	I'm becoming too expensive.
	My friendship is too expensive for you.
	And then he died of a broken heart.
	Just like a seeing eye dog dies when their owner passes away.
	I don't like when people, and rich people do this too with their nanny.
	They're like, we love diversity.
	Look, she's part of our family.
	She's Hispanic.
	No, you can't fire your brother.
	This is a slave.
	Temperature, air.
	How was it right?
	Not favorable.
	Are you in a bad time?
	No, my.
	Oh, thank God.
	Oh, thank God.
	Wait, that's their hospital or their hotel?
	How are you feeling about your surgery?
	Really?
	No, I can't.
	That's gonna kick ass.
	I'm thrilled.
	I hate my tits.
	I don't believe that lesbians hate their tits.
	I think it's a peer pressure thing.
	I'm not just talking about nanny gets.
	I think, because it's a trend now.
	And I think it's brainwashing.
	I think that it's essentially peer pressure.
	And I don't know who's responsible.
	Is it their gay friends?
	Sometimes a girl will get a haircut and she's like, I fucking hate it.
	I can't wait for it to grow back.
	And they feel depressed because they make a hair.
	They get a better picture.
	I bet you the regret rate is fucking 95% for this.
	You've had your tits your whole life.
	Yeah.
	It would be like cutting your ears off.
	Good morning, everyone.
	I can't wait to cut off my ears.
	Today is pre-operative.
	Oh, look, that's her in the kitchen having a panic attack as they all go to the spa.
	They're all living large on her money.
	They're in the spa.
	Getting massages, ordering room service.
	And she's like, this is the last day I'm going to have my fucking dance.
	Oh, my God.
	This is like some sort of kidnapping.
	Yeah.
	Hello.
	How does it feel to be back?
	Crazy, it's the same room Kate was in.
	Yeah.
	Feels like just yesterday I was here with my busted hand.
	You not make jokes like this is a solemn day.
	I'm going to mutilate myself.
	What's going on here?
	She hurt her hand?
	The surgery tomorrow is at 2 p.m.
	Daddy.
	See the mask she makes her wear?
	You're my daddy.
	Okay, I'm your small little daddy.
	We looked up Gigi's dad once.
	He's pretty big.
	Anyway, this is taking too long.
	Let's see more of the suffering.
	So they're out partying, having fun.
	And then she's just wheeled around.
	She's in a wheelchair at one point.
	She has a cane.
	She walks around with a cane.
	Normally, I mean, removing a large part of your body, your body's traumatized.
	Keep going.
	So you just got a phone call.
	What did the phone call say?
	Naxa's 100% fine.
	Everything went great.
	I cut off my wife's tits.
	Look at that.
	This is what I wanted to see.
	What the fuck have you done?
	You sickos.
	Look at this poor girl.
	Yay, I gotta get it on Instagram.
	Yay, no more tits, bitches.
	She's a stuffed animal.
	Look at her.
	Look at her.
	I saw one clip where she goes, they're wheeling the wheelchair and they go, yo, right?
	And she goes, yeah, the bumps aren't so great.
	Like when they would go in a bump on the sidewalk, I guess it's just fucking pain.
	Okay.
	See, I'm a turf.
	This is where me and Ariel Scarcella.
	Look at her.
	Just going from the wheelchair to the car was torture.
	I'm going to do a drone shot for our movie we're making about how I convince you to cut your tits off.
	Anyway, you get the idea.
	Yeah, B-roll for horrific surgery.
	Also in our sexy times segment, porn star was fired from Taco Bell.
	Let's play judge, jury, and executioner today, folks.
	What should happen to this person?
	She was fired from Taco Bell because she had done porn.
	Is that it?
	What does it say?
	Oh, God, you're chatty.
	I'm a content creator and move out.
	I can't read it.
	Can performer.
	I took a job at Taco Bell to make ends meet.
	COVID-19.
	During my interview, I was very upfront.
	Make seasons meet.
	I was very thorough about doing adult work on the internet while I was needing a job.
	A little over a week later, I just filed a complaint with my manager.
	She was religion and Christianity to push adult work like I was Satan in a drive-through window.
	A disgruntled employee.
	Okay, so a Christian woman doesn't want to work with someone who did porn.
	As a judge, I say, fuck you.
	I'm against porn.
	I think it's bad.
	But you don't have the right to fundamentally agree with all of your co-workers' behavior.
	I mean, if it was a pedophile, I'd kill them or quit.
	But it's none of your fucking business.
	Is she putting cucumbers in her butt like during work?
	Yeah.
	Is she constantly masturbating?
	That's an easy one.
	So that's absurd.
	How much money has she raised?
	Let's see.
	I'm not giving you any money, by the way.
	You fucked up.
	That was stupid.
	$2,000.
	$2,500.
	That sucks.
	Here's another judge, jury, and executioner.
	All right?
	So the Mets manager, this is 2-0.
	The Mets had a manager.
	It was his dream of his life.
	And then some unbelievably hot reporter discloses that he sexted her a bunch.
	I think it was a lot.
	I think it was like 62.
	I don't believe he was married at the time.
	I've interviewed other places.
	I've had opportunities.
	When this one came up, I was so excited.
	I mean, this is a dream job for me.
	For years, Jared Porter seemed destined to be a general manager.
	But just a month after becoming one for the New York Mets, he faces allegations about explicit text messages he sent in 2016 to a female baseball reporter who was working in the U.S. media outlet.
	There's been dozens the reporter didn't have to do unsolicited lewd photos that was blurred and blacked out for this story.
	Oh, oh, I didn't know they were new.
	ESPN first learned about the text messages in 2017 from a source in baseball and then contacted the reporter.
	She's a Bu Tanglan.
	This tie stinks to her career.
	Now, no longer in journalism, she agreed to an interview, she said, to try to prevent this from happening again with the money.
	Okay, well, there's two things going on here.
	One, should he be fired?
	Two, did he do anything wrong?
	And I don't think he did anything wrong.
	He was courting her.
	Yes, he sent her 62 texts.
	That's excessive.
	Sending a dick pic, I'm against it, but that's how people court these days, isn't it?
	When you were single, would girls ask you for dick pics?
	No, I never send.
	I would rarely, rarely, rarely ever send.
	But a person of my stature.
	I mean, I don't even remember.
	I don't think so.
	I wouldn't just be worried about it getting out.
	That's what I'm saying.
	But then again, I don't know.
	But then again, what?
	Then I went through a period where I didn't care, but no, no, that's bad.
	You got to be pretty.
	You can look down at your dick and think there's a girl who...
	You know what turns women on?
	A guy in a suit with a briefcase and an Audi and a job and ambitions.
	That gets their pussy's way.
	They don't look at dicks.
	There's no girl on earth diddling her bean right now looking at just a picture of a cock.
	But men think we put our brains in them.
	We could masturbate just to a picture of a vagina.
	We're pigs.
	But women aren't like that.
	But go back to it.
	Okay, stop.
	She spoke.
	I think they show the text.
	I worked hard to find the actual text.
	No, no, no.
	If you scroll down, dude.
	Because ESPN owns this story.
	Yeah.
	You're so pretty.
	Do you have a boyfriend?
	All right.
	That's fair game.
	Keep going.
	Want to see more?
	Hella beautiful.
	So that was the worst I saw.
	Am I annoying you?
	That seems pretty benign.
	And that picture, it's been digitally blurred and darkened, but he has a bulge in his pants.
	She could fucking block him.
	Like, that's what I don't get about Twitter, too.
	It's like you have to ban people that quote-unquote bully you.
	Oh, yeah.
	And also, just block them.
	Just say, leave me alone.
	I think in law, you're not allowed to have a restraining order if you haven't explicitly, clearly said, leave me alone.
	Don't contact me again.
	And then after they contact you again, now it's an invasion of your privacy.
	But with no response.
	So the two things separated here is, did he do anything wrong?
	No.
	I don't see a problem with that.
	It's ugly, brutish, stupid courting, but it's still courting.
	Now, here's the tricky part.
	Baseball is a family sport.
	It's a way to bond with your kids.
	There's obviously plenty of adults who just go by themselves, but the real core of the sport is kids.
	And they're signing balls.
	If you're an adult and you go to spring training and you try to get a ball signed, it's probably not going to happen.
	My son ends up with like 10 signed balls because the players recognize the game is ultimately for kids.
	That's the next generation, right?
	So as a dad, I don't want to have to explain to my son that there's a sex thing on this guy.
	You know what I mean?
	Like say there's a Disney child star, not child star, but a young Disney star who's 18 and a sex tape is leaked of her.
	That's disgusting.
	They've invaded her privacy.
	But now she's known as the porn lady.
	You don't want to explain that to your kids.
	Hey, dad, why do they call her cock gobbler?
	Ah, yeah.
	She was performing a thing that you've never heard of called a blowjob.
	And now I have to explain what a blowjob is 20 years before I wanted to.
	But that's not.
	Because I Never want to.
	Yeah, I want to, but later.
	Actually, if my son was 40 and didn't know what a blowjob was, you'd really want to explain.
	All right, we got to sit down.
	Oh, fucking God.
	Are you kidding me?
	No, I would like to try one day.
	Somehow he's a little 30-year-old Mexican orphan.
	But it's not his fault that that story's out.
	It's her fault for not putting that out.
	But put yourself as the Met's owner.
	Oh, I see.
	You're Disney.
	You're a family brand.
	And now, for whatever reason, that stupid bitch stabbed him in the back.
	What a horrible thing to do to a guy.
	He never hurt you.
	He admired you from afar.
	But now that the stink is there, do you fire him?
	Well, if you're trying to protect the innocence for the kids and that whole family-friendly thing, I don't think that type of news would trickle, would find their way to them.
	Oh, you're useless.
	Ryan, it was the back page of yesterday's New York Post.
	Yeah, do your kids read the New York Post?
	My 12-year-old reads everything about the Mets.
	Oh.
	And he's on Mets' Instagram, Mets Twitter.
	Well, God, your theories suck.
	From now on, write down your theory and then change all the yeses to no's, and it's a good theory.
	All right.
	This is the...
	No, you know what you should do for Detective Shitty?
	It's the law and order, and then it ends with a as someone steps and shit.
	That's pretty good.
	That's pretty good.
	I'm a super sweet guy, so I don't think I would fire him, but I'm on the line.
	I'm on the edge.
	In the Disney case, I would fire her.
	I can't believe I'm saying that on a show called Censored, on a network called Censored, but I think I'd have to.
	You know, your job as a parent and as a family brand is to get sex away from kids for as long as humanly possible.
	That was too much of indecence.
	Okay, so the manager didn't get fired, but he just escaped by the hair of his chinny chin chin.
	Next question.
	Oh, see, now I'm worried.
	Now I'm worried that the Mets look like they're endorsing sending dick pics to girls in 62 texts.
	God, what an invasion of privacy this is.
	Wouldn't you say that that's the female conflict aversion that caused that?
	The agreeableness?
	Be like, I don't want to tell him to fuck off.
	So I'll just receive all these messages.
	You could just be like, just stop.
	I don't know.
	No, it just seems weird that she would do that so many years later.
	Like, if you sent Ann Coulter a dick pic, she would, let's say she's not Ann Coulter, right?
	She wasn't famous, but you were courting her.
	After four texts, she would say, I'm not interested, buddy.
	Sorry.
	Right.
	You know what I mean?
	She's a real lady.
	You don't just bank them all and then say, oh, I can use this when he gets something successful in life.
	It's such a cunty, vindictive thing to do.
	I'm standing by him.
	This is very unfortunate.
	But we're going to make this about privacy.
	You also make it look wrong to court.
	You also set the president by punishing it.
	It is wrong to court.
	I would hate to be single now.
	Oh, yeah.
	Oh, my God.
	You could only use dating apps.
	How do you go up to a girl and say, hey, how's it going?
	I mean, I couldn't imagine it.
	All right.
	Next case.
	2-1.
	Too short to fuck.
	Oh, this isn't about me, RC.
	Teacher denies affair with teen student claiming her height makes sex impossible.
	So I guess she's this tall?
	You know what's weird?
	It's kind of embarrassing to be the guy, her husband, walking next to her, because we now know that you're five feet tall.
	Carrying her bag.
	You got to watch it when you're two midgets.
	Because if you have a girl, she'll be fine.
	She'll be a cute little girl.
	But if you have a kid, you're making a midge.
	I mean, a boy.
	Similarly, if you're a huge football player and you marry a hot little piece, and then you have a girl, you end up with this hulking dude.
	What's he got to say?
	I usually don't carry her bag, but it's hot out, so.
	Yeah, don't use the strap, dude.
	Oh, that is his bag.
	How do you know?
	Because she's got one.
	She's got two bags.
	She's got two bags.
	Shit.
	Go down.
	Let's hear the story.
	I can't put this woman in prison until I know the story.
	What's the top thing?
	Married teacher accused of having sex with a 15-year-old student three times.
	Reportedly told a UK court that at five feet tall, she was too short for impossible.
	I don't what?
	She's accused of straddling the boy in her vehicle, having sex in a field and performing a sex act on him in the woods.
	I'm too short to blow a dude.
	But her lawyer said she was so tiny, she only came up to the teen's shoulders, making their alleged romps physically impossible.
	How's Ryan ever going to get a girlfriend if you can't have sex at five feet?
	The student initially denied the affair, thinking he might have impregnated her, but later confessed after topless Snapchat photos she sent him began spreading around Princess Risebury Secondary School.
	Lady, could you be dumber?
	Could you be dumber?
	Barbara has always denied the allegations.
	Liaisons claim the intimate images were hacked from her phone, but investigators later found a series of seemingly incriminating Google searches, including alibi and lie about where you have been.
	On Tuesday, the jury was told the woman had already been convicted of messaging the boy a video of her performing a sex act on her bed, according to the news outlet, but her lawyer said the romps never took place.
	This is a tough one.
	So here's the thing about students and sex is obviously a male doing this with a female student is different.
	And if you don't think so, you're a joke.
	Right?
	Yeah.
	But if you want a son to maintain his innocence.
	And is it legal to have sex with a 15-year-old boy?
	No.
	No, right?
	No. 18 is the age of legalness.
	What about two 15-year-olds?
	I think that's fine.
	And I think, you know what?
	Well, why am I asking?
	I think it's within...
	I heard within three years, like, if a couple's dating, one of them is 17 and one of them is 18 or something, there's like a three-year thing.
	I've heard that too.
	The Age of consent in New York is 17 years old.
	That means in New York, it's illegal for someone age 18 or older to have sex with someone who is under the age of 17, even if it was consensual.
	Oh.
	Those who commit statutory rape law commit a felony and face a prison sentence.
	I think, can a 17-year-old date a 22-year-old in New York?
	No.
	Well, so there's already laws here.
	We don't really have to play judge.
	In the UK, it's 16.
	But I mean, as far as the damage she's done to the world.
	I remember when I was 15 praying to God to be less horny.
	I looked at my old high school yearbook.
	Every single inscription is about sex.
	Boy, sorry you didn't get to fuck me and blah, blah, blah.
	And boy, you sure talk about tits a lot.
	It's ruined so many yearbooks.
	I wanted to show my kids, but I can't.
	There's like five, the blank pages at the beginning and end are all sex talk.
	One of them from Kim says, thank you for eating my pussy and fucking my brains out.
	She later became a crackhead.
	All right.
	We've got a few more items.
	I was thinking of calling my dad.
	Should we try that?
	We need a bumper for that.
	That seems to be a very popular segment.
	Can you imagine if the races were reversed?
	Hi, honey.
	Hi, Mom.
	How you doing?
	Great.
	How are you?
	I'm.
	Who am I?
	How are you?
	Oh, good.
	Who are you?
	Oh, good.
	Good.
	I'm okay.
	I'm okay.
	I just talked to Kyle.
	Oh, good.
	Hey, you're on the show right now.
	Can you put me with AIDS on?
	Put you with what?
	You know the guy in your apartment who looks like me but with AIDS?
	Oh, yeah.
	Okay.
	You want me to put you on TV right now?
	Yeah, that's one way to put it.
	Okay, hold on.
	Here's the.
	Hello?
	Hey, Dad.
	Hi, buddy.
	Doing another segment for the show.
	I was flipping through the channels last night, and The Simpsons was on.
	And, you know, Lisa Simpson is a genius, and she's so special, and Bart is a brat, and Marge is wise.
	And Homer, I'd say his IQs are on 60.
	Like, if he was left alone in a home, he wouldn't be able to feed himself.
	And I just thought, what is this trope on sitcoms?
	And it doesn't happen in the 50s and 60s, but like from the 70s up, where the man of the house is a buffoon, and all the jokes have to be at his expense.
	Well, yeah, well, you know, you had a show one time, and you pointed out on all these adverts, the man is a complete incompetent.
	Oh, yeah, commercials.
	Yes.
	But then I've noticed it in our own homes.
	Like, I constantly rag on you about stuff that if I had said to mom, everyone would go, whoa, what the hell are you doing?
	Or like in my house, if my youngest boy was to surprise me by farting on my head or something if I'm lying on the couch, that would be funny.
	If he did it to mom, he'd lose screens for a week.
	Well, curiously enough, honey, men and women are different.
	So I think we took that construct where we can take it, and it's somehow become perverted on television and entertainment where we are the laughingstock.
	Yeah, and you know, so that's a change from the Ditzy Blonde.
	Oh, yeah, the good old days.
	Does it offend you when you see these cuck commercials and these Homer Simpsons?
	No, I find it just very boring.
	Yeah.
	Because it really is quite divorced from reality.
	Yeah.
	I've never seen a household where the man is constantly the butt of all jokes and everyone has to tell him how to live.
	No, no, obviously no.
	But, you know, it's I think it's all part of the new wokeness.
	Yeah.
	So you don't come down on women because then you're a misogynist.
	So who is the boss?
	Well, it can be women.
	It can be blacks.
	It can be homosexuals.
	Sure as hell, it can be Muslims.
	So what's left?
	Yeah.
	Another sort of offshoot of this bizarre trend is, have you noticed when you're watching commercials these days, it's always a white male and a black female?
	Yes.
	Yes.
	And I don't know about you, but I don't know many mixed marriages, but on Advis, there's an enormous number of them.
	Yeah, it's disturbing.
	All right, Dad, I got to go.
	I'm worried you're going to say something racist.
	I also want to talk to him about the strange time.
	I'll do that next show.
	Where in the 80s, it seemed like overnight divorce had been invented.
	1979, everyone was married.
	No one's getting divorced.
	Boom.
	1980, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop.
	All my friends, and all my friends' parents, and all my parents' friends, too.
	And for like two years, we would have a dad sleeping on our couch in the basement.
	And I noticed men back then, this is kind of, deodorant wasn't that big.
	Polyester was huge.
	They dressed like falling down with the shoulders and the tie.
	And they were brown polyester slacks.
	And they kind of smelled like pea.
	It was a weird smell.
	And cigarettes.
	And so I was a little, a fragile little boy, like eight years old.
	And you'd sit down On this couch and just smell this, like, testosterone of a single male and Stetson.
	Yeah, and then I feel like divorce happened instantly.
	It was weird.
	Okay, I've got some random news chunks just sifting around.
	Someone was calling Israel racist.
	Oh, yeah.
	What's her name, Rashida Talib?
	This is 2-2.
	Israel is a racist state.
	That's balls.
	See, we're going to be getting a lot more of this with Biden, where the gloves are off, the veneer has been wiped clean, and they're saying what they really think, which is, fuck Israel.
	Fuck Jews is coming up next.
	Fuck white males, fuck conservatives, fuck libertarians.
	What the fuck isn't racist to her?
	Speaking of racism, I guess we should have had a racism segment.
	2-3, black cops tased a pregnant white woman.
	Can you imagine if white cops tased a black pregnant woman?
	Say her name.
	Are we still going to see the same number of BLM riots?
	Antifa is not going to take a break because Antifa is based on, we don't like that the government exists.
	BLM is based on, we hate that the administration allows for police violence.
	If the administration is Biden, they're not going to get any funding.
	Criminal charges tonight after allegedly using his stun gun on a pregnant woman who was being press passed from a hotel.
	Now, the district attorney, Anthony Gulooni, announced charges against Officer Leon Davis today.
	The Springfield Police Department initiated an internal investigation on this after reviewing the body camera footage.
	That investigation was shared with the difficult investigation who decided to move forward.
	Just see the footage, please.
	We don't care about your little intro.
	Come on, Quick.
	His scogan woman's a real chatty Cassie today.
	Is this even in?
	Maybe it's down.
	I wouldn't send you a link without the clip.
	There we go.
	You know what's weird about this clip?
	Turn it up.
	Looks like we're getting a volume.
	As the cops are in there wrestling with his wife, you hear him just chatting away on the phone.
	Oh, I think it starts now.
	Resisting arrest as usual, never a good move.
	We want to play games.
	Stop playing.
	Is that it?
	Can you hear the other guy just chatting in the other room?
	Please stop impregnating.
	Oh my god.
	That can lead to autism.
	Extreme stress during pregnancy.
	Let me tell ya.
	What the fuck?
	Could you kill me with my baby with that taser?
	Let me tell ya.
	We just got a door with a dog.
	What the hell is talking about?
	Anyway, get up.
	Get up.
	And finally, in the world of racism, Chinese are known for being demure, especially the females.
	But occasionally, when they grow up in a raucous environment, they end up turning out quite different.
	And this is the least Chinese woman I've ever seen.
	You know it's time to go home when all you see is garbage trucks.
	Sis!
	What's up, bitch?
	What's up?
	What are you riding?
	What you riding?
	I'm not the fucking fuck.
	Hit in the head by a sign lady.
	You're not the fucking bus.
	What the fuck?
	Yo!
	I'm fucking dead.
	Oh, fuck.
	Shit, the lashes almost came off.
	I think there's one more.
	What did she say, bitch, don't stop the movie?
	What's up?
	That was cool.
	That should have been in our final video, I guess.
	Let's take a quick peek at the mailbag.
	The bag of mail.
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dead.
	Let's turn our eyes together.
	Let me touch it.
	Sorry.
	Well, here's one.
	Hope your family is doing well.
	Gmail gets better by the episode.
	Oh, thank you.
	As an insecure entertainer, one is always worried that it's getting worse.
	Really like the addition of Lotus to the website.
	I've heard a lot of people say that.
	She's actually been participating in many of my live streams.
	I would say that Lotus.
	Oh, wait a minute.
	This is from Soph.
	Yeah, I don't see that one.
	Yeah, I shouldn't be reading this.
	This is probably private.
	Oh, sure.
	Whoops.
	She's upset about the uploading schedule, I believe.
	Okay, ready?
	What's going on?
	These are all marked as red.
	Seems like Joe Biggs has been censored from Censored.tv.
	This reminds me when that Hottie Faith Goldie was warned not to go to the Charlottesville event by her employer, Rebel Media.
	Yeah, to be clear, I would never censor anyone on censored.tv.
	What I don't want to do is hurt his case.
	And when there's any kind of legal matter, you want to delete all social media, delete any kind of artillery that could give the prosecutor reason to convict.
	But yeah.
	And we also have context for everything.
	Yeah, that's the other thing.
	When you're in control of the context, you can show the whole thing there.
	When they can cherry-pick, they can build a whole new narrative.
	I've talked to Joe about this and he understands.
	I also told him he should delete his social media because they're going to pour over that.
	Salu, Gavin and Ryan, please refer to yourself on GeoML, blah, blah, blah for three to four seconds.
	It's spooky.
	No.
	Eugene, here's a very brave girl.
	Hi, my name is Vanessa Boki.
	I'm a photographer, an artist, and a psoist from Canada.
	And today I'm going to be making a video reacting to Samantha Lux.
	Samantha is a male-to-female transgender adult who I think is from the States.
	And he made a couple different videos about bottom surgery.
	So I'm going to be kind of going over.
	Videos like this, talking about surgeries, talking about hormones, talking about literally anything was so, so helpful to me because growing up, I never really saw any actual stuff.
	I know people suggested we should get her on the network.
	I'm sure that's an option.
	I had made some things blue.
	Oh, no, we already talked about the Muncher.
	Okay, sorry.
	My balls.
	Hey, this is from Bill.
	Hello, Fag Tards.
	We all know you are retards, but you make us laugh.
	Beef Squad rules.
	Yes, I hear a lot of good stuff about Beef Squad.
	Here's one from Ryan.
	Keep the faith.
	Really?
	Trump runs for Congress in Florida.
	Red Wave.
	Reps Control House Senate.
	Trump elected to Speaker of the House and Ted Cruz Senate Majority Leader.
	Impeached Biden and Kamala at the same time.
	Both removed.
	Speaker of the House third in line.
	Yeah, I like these, though.
	Because you're watching it happen in your brain and you're like, that was kind of fun.
	You get a little moment of, that's nice.
	Troy.
	It says overdue.
	And it says, the guy who built the World Wide Web is building a new internet where you control your data.
	See, this is the kind of stuff that we should be excited about, guys.
	True.
	This is what we need.
	There's a CV.
	That's a good sign when you're getting a lot of resumes.
	That means that there's a sense of momentum with your company and people can smell it.
	It's a good metric.
	Another good metric for the economy is talk to real estate agents.
	How are you guys doing?
	Are you busy?
	He goes, yeah, surprisingly.
	Hey, Gavin, Ryan, Weinard Bear here.
	Just watch Gmail Live.
	Gavin, I got to say your commentary on that Black Chick's retarded speech was perfection.
	You're the man with commentary on retards.
	Other people were annoyed by it and said, I spend too long on terrible videos.
	I mean, we watch entire shitty movies together on this network, don't we?
	Also, I wanted to share a link to the Bear Terrier Times YouTube channel.
	It's an app that Owen started that's a version of Instagram, but without the bullshit.
	It's a place to crush and grow as a community, as well as there is a Bear Terrier Times newspaper online and some of the name of the same name.
	P.S. You should have Owen on.
	It's been a while.
	He believes in Islamic Christian values, and it's worth a listen to why he believes this.
	Islamic Christian values?
	Okay.
	And this web YouTube channel has 886 subscribers.
	And yeah.
	You know, one thing you got to say about Owen is he never pulled any punches.
	He was always brutally honest, no matter how uncomfortable it made him.
	He had to move.
	That guy's got balls.
	Gavin, just watched the call-in show.
	That lady that showed in and said Kama'ala is a sociopath is right, but her prediction of 18 months is wrong.
	Two years is what Biden will last.
	Yeah, that's what we said.
	And FBI, I'm not saying that we're going to kill him or anything.
	We think he's mentally unfit.
	This is social commentary.
	I'm discussing my theories about the president, and I don't believe he's mentally competent enough to last very long.
	I think his dementia is going to get so bad that the earpiece won't even cut it, and he'll have to step down in two years.
	I will have nothing to do with that.
	That'll be this guy.
	If Kamala becomes president after the two-year mark, she's still eligible for two more terms per the 22nd Amendment.
	Oh, shit.
	If she becomes president before the two-year mark, she's only eligible for one more term.
	Oh, so that's why they're going to keep weekend at Bernie's for two years.
	Kamala, being a sociopath who only cares about power, will not let him die before so she can be president for effectively three terms.
	Kamala was the DNC establishment pick.
	The voters didn't want her, but the DNC got what they wanted anyways.
	My guess is Biden lasts two years and a month.
	They can't make it too obvious.
	And he either dies or more likely is just declared incapacitated as DNC quickly wheel him out to pasture while Kamala assumes the ring of power.
	That's a very good theory, dude.
	This dude keeps sending me a video of Robert Downey Jr. dressed bad.
	I don't see it.
	Hey, Gavin, I just watched the live episode today.
	The new studio looks pretty, pretty good.
	And that video you did in French or whatever gay language it was, I have to say that's a decent idea about getting tradesmen and experienced people in to talk about trades and jobs in my early work days.
	Yeah, and I'm looking for that.
	There is one thing, though, I've noticed is people who haven't done interviews before, the cameras are right in their face and they get shy.
	So we might do this thing where we like throw the first hour in the garbage and get them five drinks.
	Because I'll be having a conversation at a bar with a guy and I'll go, this is fascinating.
	I'd love to get him down and talk about this, his days fighting in Guam, and as a helicopter pilot.
	And then the cameras are on the lights and they're like, yeah, it was fine.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I learned most shit from guys in pubs explaining things and telling me about real life.
	Anyway, I've decided to cut this email like you do to a caller.
	More people telling us what a crucible is.
	Watch us figure it out.
	And then this is from Linda.
	Those videos you showed, they're pro-Trump, right?
	They are lampooning the ridiculousness of the left's accusations of Trump supporters' violent crimes and motives.
	I think they make Trump and us look pretty good.
	Yeah, that's a funny thing that they do when they really make these dramatic videos.
	Sometimes they make them look cool.
	Like with Prowboys where the music's like, a threat is arising in America.
	Yeah, we like pictures with us with laser beam eyes destroying shit.
	Well, it's like when they called Trump Darth Vader.
	Oh, yeah, really?
	And everyone's like, yeah.
	I'm whoa.
	All right.
	It's the end of the show.
	No, no, you can't go.
	It's time for the final video.
	Speaking of tradesmen, here is just a beautiful artistic portrait of a guy redoing a roof in a style I'd never seen before.
	Look at that.
	Pop, pop.
	Zip, zip, tap.
	Zip, zip, tap.
	Zip, zip, tap, zip, zip, tap.
	He doesn't have any gear, like ropes to stop him from falling, does he?
	And I guess that's for pussies.
	Remember Bill Burr's bit where he goes, they say being a mom is the hardest job in the world.
	I thought it was being a red-headed roofer in August.
	Ah, dude.
	You're on a roof, you know?
	Your hair's red.
	It looks beautiful.
	Dude, it's pretty.
	And I think it's just tin or something, but it looks like slate.
	Yeah, it's actually really nice looking.
	Oh, shit.
	Kind of futuristic looking, too.
	Nice job, lads.
	It's kind of invisible, too.
	It looks really classy.
	It looks really British.
	And it looks very affordable.
	So nice job with the roofers there.
	I like the idea of having a more blue collar show.
	This one made me poop my panties.
	Don't try this at home.
	We're not advocating this.
	This could be fake.
	But allegedly, when a lit match is placed in a microwave, it makes plasma.
	Fire produces ions and free Es as a chemical intermediaries.
	Plasma is conductive.
	Microwave induces currents in plasma, creates more plasma.
	Now you have a cup of plasma.
	What do I do with my plasma when I have it?
	Whip it at a guy.
	Just whip some plasma?
	Yeah, and he turns it, then he has superpowers.
	Oh, okay.
	Turns into Johnny Light of flame.
	See, that doesn't look very safe.
	I'm worried about, as I'm watching that, microwave door shards to go into my eyes.
	Yeah.
	I'd want to watch that from behind a welder's mask.
	You don't want to watch this with the Oculus Rift right in your face?
	Okay.
	And final one.
	Female cops are useless.
	This woman was irate.
	She was told to wear a mask.
	She said no.
	So the St. Louis sheriff, not a security guard, like the narrator says, decided to come in and tell her to calm down.
	The woman then whooped her ass with her own baton.
	Other people have to intervene.
	Like, what affirmative action shit is this?
	Look at her.
	That's a cop.
	There's the St. Louis sheriff ready to stop you in your tracks.
	She beat the security guard ass.
	She beat her.
	And then she tries to rip her out of her car, which doesn't work.
	What would you do?
	Would you intervene here and tackle the lady?
	No, I would not.
	I wouldn't even park my car in front of her car.
	To block her in.
	Oh, really?
	I would just...
	I'd feel bad.
	If a cop was getting beat up, I would hope I would intervene.
	Well, if it was a guy, yeah, I would...
	No, but if a female cop's getting beat up by a female, I would...
	I don't think so.
	I'm not getting in there.
	What?
	Black female here?
	Look, so now the wrestling continues.
	It's a girlfriend.
	They're fine.
	I don't know if they could do real damage to her.
	She pulled her hair.
	And then she sizes her up, gets a good grip, and then kicks her away.
	Holds her down by the head.
	And yeah.
	I think it's a tranny, isn't it?
	She decides not to smash the window.
	You really got to think about that.
	That's her taser gun on the ground.
	And she's off.
	If you intervene and you're helping the black security guard woman.
	She's not a security guard.
	I said that three times.
	What is she?
	Oh, she's a cop.
	Sheriff.
	St. Louis Sheriff.
	If you're helping her, if you put your hands on a black woman and there's other people and you're not a black person, they're going to be like, get the fuck off of her.
	See what all this bullshit political correctness has done?
	We can't help black people now.
	No.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.
	And never stop fighting.
	I'm a ride that dick like a skate.
	I'm a half a boy and no skate.
	He already sleeped.
	He done ate.
	Put the mug in his mouth like an A in the mouth.
	I'ma cook that bitch like bird, like drag.
	Every time we go move.

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