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Jan. 14, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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GOML LIVE #81 - KEEP FIGHTING

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	Everything is going to be everything is going to be everything is going to be a colour guys.
	Keep the faith.
	The Kraken is about to be released.
	Oh my God, shit is about to go down in a big way.
	Pence is going to be arrested and shot via firing squad.
	The elites are going to be captured drinking adrenochrome.
	What else is going on?
	Lizard people?
	Lizard people are going to fucking come out.
	Trump is going to declare a state of emergency.
	Baked Alaska is going to be the vice president.
	Yeah, I was surprised about that.
	This is a book Baked Alaska didn't write called Meme Magic that was written by someone else.
	I don't think he's read this.
	This was a big thing when this book came out.
	When was that?
	2017.
	Everyone was writing books.
	Lauren Southern had a book Ghost Written 4, I believe.
	Don't sue me, Lauren.
	But everyone was just like getting a bunch of alt-right dudes to write their books, and then they would go through it and take out the Nazi parts.
	And they wrote garbage books that no one's read.
	I'm in my civilian clothes.
	This show is not prepared at all.
	I wasn't in the mood.
	My son had a birthday party.
	My youngest boy was busy doing other shit.
	This is off the dome.
	Today is off the dome.
	You're not a nice person.
	You know what?
	We're done with this button.
	No.
	Oh, okay, never mind.
	I was only upset that we were done with it because I thought it was going to be thrown at me.
	I'm fine with it being returned.
	Yeah, I think Trump's not president anymore.
	Well, he is currently.
	Like, when do we stop having Election Gate on our site?
	Well, he'll always be in my heart.
	When do we talk...
	Of course, I love the guy.
	And I love more what he represents, which is the people.
	But I mean, this Kraken is the lizard from Gecko at this point.
	Geico.
	It's over, dudes.
	We lost.
	Not fair and square, though.
	Not fair and square.
	It was cheated.
	Yeah.
	The election was stolen.
	Got my Ted Baker flask.
	They stole it fair and square.
	I love that.
	That's the funniest thing I've heard.
	They stole it fair and square.
	Stole it fair and square.
	I don't know what booze is in here.
	Does booze go bad?
	I don't think so.
	I found this in my wife's jewelry box.
	And I go, what are you hiding booze now?
	And she goes, no, you asshole.
	You had this out in our bedroom from a ski trip or something.
	And I didn't want the kids to see it.
	So I hid it in my shit.
	Oh, really?
	Boom, these explosions of bullshit.
	The way he says bullshit, though, right?
	Yeah, bullshit.
	The way he times it with his arms is so good.
	Boom, these explosions of bullshit.
	Bullshit.
	Oh, man.
	He's such a New Yorker.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, I mean, that was my epiphany last week where I went, yeah, my guy is not popular.
	He's out.
	But I'm punk, and Johnny Rotten is no longer president.
	We had Johnny Rotten as president.
	I get that people don't want Johnny Rotten anymore.
	I get it.
	You can't hang.
	That's fine.
	But we did have the king of punk in the White House for four years.
	It's amazing how mad people get when I say this, too.
	What are you doing?
	You're losing faith?
	Losing faith.
	You know what?
	Tech guys, if you're watching this, take down Election Gate.
	It's over.
	By the way, I think we may finally have our payment processing worked out.
	I've been keeping hush-hush on it because it could end up in court.
	And you know how that is with court.
	You're not supposed to say anything.
	But yeah, you people who have been getting billed monthly have not been being billed.
	And we didn't shut down the site.
	But I think we finally set it up again.
	But before we talk about any of this, we should talk about our number one sponsor, Johnny Apple CBD.
	JohnnyApple.com.
	Promo code Gavin gets you 20% off.
	What do you get?
	Why should you go to johnnyapple.com?
	Oh, I don't know.
	Maybe because of the organic tinctures that totally take the edge off your coffee.
	Maybe because of the gummies that mail you out.
	What I've learned from Johnny Apple, by the way, is that weed is not just THC.
	There's something else magical in it.
	You take out the THC, you take out the illegal shit, and there's still something magic happening.
	You put the CBD on your sore muscles after a leg day on your inner thighs, and it takes the edge off.
	It loses the ache.
	It just seems to take the edge off of life.
	The tinctures in your coffee.
	The cookies mellow you out.
	And you're not stoned.
	You're just a different person.
	You're just less.
	You have less anxiety.
	I actually quit coffee the past two weeks.
	I noticed.
	And I advise it.
	Maybe as a Scotsman, I don't think we're meant to have coffee.
	You're just shitting out your fucking ass all fucking morning to the tune of like seven shits.
	That was vulgar.
	Yeah, this is a great ad, I guess.
	You're just shitting out your ass all the fucking shit.
	Don't have Canadians read your ad copy then.
	Johnnyapple CBD.com, johnnyapple.com.
	Tinctures, gummies, cookies.
	They've been with us since day one.
	So if you're against CBD, okay, that's your thing.
	Go bananas.
	If you're pro CBD, you use CBD and you like this show, then support a Patriot-owned business that has been with us since day one.
	No one else has been in it for the long haul.
	America was in it till some chick found out.
	I can't tell you how many sponsors we've had that's going great, and then a girl finds out and gets super mad.
	All right, let's start the show.
	Let's try to get my dad on the line, shall we?
	Yeah.
	Let's see if he has Skype.
	Oh, I sent you.
	I was on a Newsmax today.
	Whoa, cool.
	Whoa, cool.
	I've been watching nothing but Newsmax for news and Timpool.
	The guy, Chris, what's his name?
	Sarcino?
	He was really excited about it because he had Sebastian Gorka on.
	And he's like, yes.
	And they co-streamed with his radio show that's syndicated everywhere.
	And I'm like, dude, you're huge.
	The word on the street is Fox is done.
	Yeah, they say exactly what you would want to hear from Fox News.
	Yeah, they have balls.
	Yeah, it's really cool.
	And they take risks.
	Fox was losing their risks before, right when I was around quitting.
	Here's a weird text from my mom to my wife.
	You ready for this?
	Yes.
	It was my youngest boy's birthday.
	He turned eight.
	This is what she said.
	You ready?
	Hope your boy...
	This is from my mother to my wife.
	Hope your boy Gavin turned up with something interesting for your birthday.
	Oh, no.
	What?
	It's not my wife's birthday.
	And then we are having a good time here in Florida.
	If only you could visit.
	Gavin would love our loco where he would be a star, as would you.
	I think that's all normal.
	I wish it would all get back to normal.
	Happy birthday, she says to my wife.
	It's not her birthday.
	Love Lorraine.
	You know what it kind of feels like when you read the cameo thing where it's like, hey, this is from John from my friend Kyle.
	We're talking about my friend Steve who gained a lot of weight.
	You're like, hey, fat Johnny.
	Happy birthday from Kyle.
	Yeah.
	You just get like the three names.
	You're just like, all right, I got the three things.
	Let's go.
	Yeah, but Bird Boy's been around for eight years.
	You should probably have his name down at this point and his birthday totally memorized.
	Or just tattoo them on your body like I do.
	All right, let's see if we can find dad.
	In the interim, I sent you a funny meme about a TikTok about a guy who has an imaginary wife.
	It's really amazing.
	And this black gentleman really conveys the comedy quite well.
	Strange Obsessions Part 3.
	36 years old.
	I'm from Beaver Creek, Wisconsin.
	And my wife, Juniper, and I have been married now for 12 years.
	A lot of people don't eat Juniper the way I do.
	We actually met the first time.
	I was in the library checking out the drill ride for me.
	Read the book.
	You take me out to dinner.
	I just couldn't resist.
	So we went out that night and the rest is history.
	Oh my God.
	Strange obsession.
	Oh, my God.
	Oh, my God.
	That was a hot take.
	Yeah.
	Wouldn't that video be without that comment?
	We've got to dig into that guy.
	Like, of course, a lot of you gets dubious and thinks the photos of this, that's a bit much.
	Let's call my folks, shall we?
	Yes.
	Yes.
	Is it worse to have imaginary girlfriend or the sex doll girlfriend?
	Good question.
	I'm going to go with sex doll.
	Hmm.
	Then everybody knows you're a weirdo.
	When people see you driving down the road with no one in the driving.
	Hello?
	What was that?
	Message?
	His outgoing message is hello?
	Ha?
	No.
	What is he?
	A fucking Inuit now?
	Ah, nah, hot, no ho.
	Oh, we, we're getting whale blubber.
	Oh, Jesus.
	Yeah, if your car's in neutral coasting down the street and you're on the passenger side.
	Hello?
	Hey, Mom!
	Oh, hi, honey.
	Hi.
	Um, yeah, we're in the other room.
	How are you?
	I'm okay.
	Can you Skype?
	People want to talk to Dad.
	Um, no, our Skype doesn't I don't know, honey.
	I really don't know.
	Okay, I'll get him.
	He's kind of um drunk.
	Okay.
	He hates dogs.
	He hates dogs.
	Especially my dog.
	I think he kicked my dog because my dog will bark at him when he comes to the house.
	Hello?
	Hello?
	Okay, come on.
	Hi, honey.
	Hey, Dad.
	So, what's up?
	Oh, my God.
	You should have seen Leroy today.
	I was sitting in his sort of his area, and he was sort of looking up at me, like, what are you doing in my chair?
	You know, like he has his chair in the front room where he likes to nap.
	And I was sitting in it, much to his chagrin.
	You should have seen his little scout.
	Well, yeah, but it's our dog.
	It's our baby.
	It's part of our family.
	It's not a fucking baby.
	It's a dog.
	Oh, Gavin, you should have known better than to call him about a dog.
	Come on.
	But you just should have seen his funny frown.
	He was like, what are you doing in my chair?
	Oh, I think dogs are really so funny, so humorous.
	You know, they've got a...
	They've got so many human traits.
	It's a fucking dog.
	Well, other dogs are dogs, but I feel like Leroy has this kind of a personality.
	Yeah, yeah.
	He's kind of a little funny.
	He's an old soul.
	He's a funny old man.
	Oh, Jesus Christ, you've lost it.
	No, sometimes you look into his eyes and you think he's thinking, like, is Trump going to be president again or no?
	And you go, no, Leroy.
	And he goes, don't think a lot about that.
	I mean, not literally, but kind of.
	Is this why you wanted to talk to me about a fucking dog?
	Well, I just, I thought, like, I know you're so stubborn about it, but I thought you might hear this story and go, I can kind of see, I can kind of see it.
	Okay.
	So why did you call me?
	So you don't care about Leroy.
	I don't give two fucks about Leroy.
	All right, well then you're dead to me.
	Goodbye.
	Just so much anger.
	I don't give two fucks about Leroy.
	It's better when you try not to laugh.
	It makes the laughs way more painful, but better.
	I'm crying.
	Uh-oh.
	The best I ever got him was when Elton John recorded a song, Candle in the Wind, for Princess Diana.
	And I said, Dad, you've got to hear this song.
	And he's like, what the fuck?
	And I go, Elton John recorded this song for Princess Di called Candle in the Wind.
	And he goes, he recorded that fucking song for Princess Diana.
	I mean, sorry, for Marilyn Monroe.
	He's just rewritten it for some other stupid bitch.
	He's a phony.
	He really, he gets real sensitive about death, like tributes where people make money off of someone dying and fake, fake, you know, crocodile tears.
	Crocodile rocking.
	Crocodile tear rock.
	Well, let's hear it.
	Goodbye, Lamar.
	May you help broke our hearts.
	You are the greatest that placed yourselves where lives were torn apart.
	You called out to our country and you whispered to those in plain.
	Now you belong.
	Princess Dana called out to our country.
	What country?
	What did she do?
	I feel like in Clown World, I'm a high school teacher and I'm looking at the essays going, what does that mean?
	X, circle, red, red ink.
	What does that mean?
	That makes no sense.
	X. That's a great concept.
	Like, take classic songs and be like, that doesn't make sense.
	I know it's the stones, but...
	You reached out to our country.
	It's sort of like with all this bullshit with the far left and the Capitol building and all this shit going on.
	Like, parlor.
	Trump instigated the Capitol riot.
	Really?
	Yeah, he had a speech that was incendiary.
	Oh, my God.
	When was the Capitol riot and when was the speech?
	Well, the Capitol Riot started before he was done his speech.
	Oh.
	So they, what, all had transistor radios and they were in the mob listening to the speech live?
	That's not how it works, fuckface.
	Nothing wrong with that.
	You have to hear a speech, ruminate, riot.
	You don't riot before the speech is done.
	Anyone who thinks that this stupid storming of the Bastille was premeditated doesn't have eyeballs.
	You could look at it.
	I want it to be a Proud Boys thing so bad.
	Sometimes I think about, like, did we talk about this already?
	What if I played into their fantasy and I got like 50 Proud Boys and Rike would go, what the fuck are you doing, dude?
	I'd go, I got this.
	And he'd tell them, don't listen to Gavin.
	He's not even in the fucking club.
	And I'd be like, no, listen to me, guys.
	I might be able to get like 50 dudes to wear the black and yellow Fred Perries, right?
	And then the storming of the Capitol happens.
	I go, come on, let's go.
	And we run and I'm with fucking Animal Pelt guy and Jameerique guy.
	And then the pictures are all black and yellow Fred Perrys.
	And then I get to the podium where Jamiraquay stood.
	You can see his big dick there.
	And Izeiga, I won't do it because you'll take it out of context.
	Izeiga Heil on the podium.
	And the Proud Boys I was with would be like, dude, what the fuck did you just do?
	What are you doing?
	He'd be like, Heil Hitler and Heil Trump.
	Which is even worse than Richard Spencer, who said, hail Trump.
	And he just said, hail Trump.
	Like, Hail Caesar, like something like that.
	That would be, like, sometimes I could just be sort of skipping stones on the beach And think, can you fucking people always overuse the term, can you imagine?
	Literally, can you imagine?
	What would I mean?
	That would change so many people's lives.
	Okay, like, let's get into it.
	I would be arrested.
	I would definitely be looking at 20 years.
	They'd just come up with shit.
	They'd be like, he raped a baby on his way.
	They would just shoot me.
	They'd be like, you'd be fucked.
	Like, your mother would not be able to be a hairdresser anymore.
	She would pull the trigger.
	Yeah, she would kill herself.
	Her hairdressing career would be over.
	Your grandmother would like just, people would just kill her.
	I think she'd float off of the water.
	People would just go to your great-grandmother's house and shoot her, and there'd be no charges.
	They'd be like, she's a bitch.
	And the other thing is, in the year 3000, when they were, say you were doing a jigsaw puzzle of the past 20 years, that picture, which I won't do, would be like the semi, it would be like the Lee Harvey Oswald shooting Kennedy.
	It'd be that Cambodian picture where the guy gets shot like that.
	The running Vietnamese girl on the show.
	The picture of not 2020, but like 2015 to 2030.
	It would be the fucking, it would be every puzzle.
	Say you're doing a puzzle from the 2020s.
	Like this would be six numbers behind it.
	Yeah.
	It's one of the like delis in New York City, whatever.
	That would become a fucking puzzle.
	And it's funny because it wouldn't mean anything.
	That would just be me doing a misdemeanor, criminal trespassing, and making a very rude and stupid gesture.
	But they want it so bad.
	And it would be like, yes.
	Like, you know, they'd be going.
	I think a lot of lefties, when Heather Heyer died, they went, yes.
	Fucking yes.
	Oh, yeah.
	The fucking Nazis killed someone.
	Perfect.
	They're probably partying at her funeral.
	But sometimes I think about that.
	Like, when would I see my kids again?
	I'd probably see them in like 30 years.
	I would be dead.
	I'm 50.
	I'd be dead in 30 years.
	So I'd never see my kids again.
	Meanwhile, if BLM and Antifa stormed the Capitol exactly the same way, make all those faces black or anarchist or liberal.
	And can you imagine the rhetoric about that whole day?
	Finally, people standing up.
	You know, they took back what was essentially theirs, which is the White House, the government, the Capitol building.
	You know, riots are the language of the unheard.
	And after 10 months of being ignored and Trump refusing to accept their demands and refusing to recognize police brutality, eventually they were forced, almost against their will, to go to the Capitol building and say,
	this is our land.
	This is who we are.
	We want it back.
	AOC would be there with them, cheering.
	There'd be t-shirts.
	Remember January 6th with the black fist.
	It would be the day.
	They'd probably have parties every January 6th.
	Congratulations.
	Congratulations.
	Seriously, you should play the clip.
	Imagine the races were reversed.
	Ooh.
	Now, we're not advocating the storming of the Capitol.
	I said very clearly, don't go.
	It's a trap.
	You got stabbed on November 13th.
	You got stabbed on December 13th.
	Maybe off a day or two with that.
	What do you think is going to happen on January 6th?
	You're going to die.
	Someone's going to die.
	But they didn't listen.
	And dude, you're going to have to get ready.
	Did you hear me?
	No, man.
	I don't know nothing about that.
	Well.
	Imagine.
	Give me the blue the blue.
	Imagine.
	Giving everyone the blue.
	Imagine.
	Imagine.
	Just don't friends hurting.
	Like a talking heads kind of deal.
	Who are these people?
	Fucking submachine love.
	Why are these incredibly talented people that send us awesome shit like that?
	Submachine love.
	Here's another one.
	John Blunt.
	Oh, that's good.
	These are nice.
	I mean, it's not just the races were reversed, but like the politics were reversed if they were alt-left.
	I saw Nuka Zeus on Instagram, the guy who took a bunch of pills to make his skin brown.
	He discovered that Nick Ox has a black wife, which Godfrey, a lot of people are fucking freaking out about.
	And I'm very happy about that, by the way.
	I'm very happy that people are discovering that things are not as simple as they thought.
	Enrique Tario, the black Afro-Cuban leader of the Proud Boys.
	What?
	He must be stupid.
	He must want all Afro-Cubans to die except him.
	Like they stick to the narrative, right?
	This person's gay.
	Oh, he has a wife and a kid.
	He has seven kids.
	Yeah, but he's a closet gay.
	Oh, well, he's a homophobe.
	Yeah, he's a self-hating gay.
	Like, they just keep boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
	So with Nick Ox, they've discovered that his wife's black, and they're fucking confused.
	And it hasn't.
	What are you doing, Ryan?
	I got some more of these bumpas.
	This is from 21st Century Vomit?
	Can you imagine if the races were reversed?
	Oh, I see.
	Can you imagine if the races were reversed?
	So that's one.
	There's a couple of things.
	I brought it up with a dude today.
	I go, can you imagine if the races were reversed in Capitol Hill?
	And he goes, yeah, they'd still be there.
	Oh, shh, yeah.
	And it's set up tents by now.
	They'd have full support.
	Like, Starbucks would be like, we've put up a tent, free coffee, fucking blowjobs.
	Nike's there.
	January 6th, don't forget.
	Here's another one by them.
	Nice.
	So it's a two out of three.
	Here's a third one.
	Can you imagine?
	Okay, I've had enough of that.
	It was a little experimental.
	Totally threw me off track, too.
	Thanks for that.
	But yeah, Nuka Zeus on Instagram.
	1,000, 21,000.
	Nuka Zeus is this white guy who takes pills to become black.
	And the weird thing about it is, now that he is a black man, he won't shut up about the importance of black power and how white people are stupid and shit.
	And you're like, okay.
	A lot of stuff about beautiful black men, too, on his feed.
	Weird.
	Which is like great.
	I think you might be gay, Nuka.
	Well, he definitely hates himself.
	Nuka Douche.
	What do you got there?
	Hope my dick don't fall out while I'm recording.
	What's up, y'all?
	And welcome back to another episode of Dragon Ball Z. If you're new, welcome to the channel.
	If you're a regular, you already know I freestyle on my shit.
	So hopefully, I won't mess this up.
	This is not written.
	I should have it written.
	But you know, oh well.
	I like the freestyle.
	Today I want to talk about the 64, why it was so good.
	Is it black thing?
	That doesn't seem very black.
	Kind of.
	The 64.
	This is looking at you 64.
	It's a little bit dusty.
	Where'd you lose money from?
	Well, I know he wasted a lot.
	Okay, so go back to his Instagram.
	Oh, here he is being intellectual.
	Muka!
	Welcome!
	Buzza!
	Please, have a seat!
	Like, to take home?
	Are you giving it to me?
	No, you thumbass!
	Okay, that's enough.
	That's painful.
	I don't know what that was.
	It's him and his psychiatrist, I guess.
	So look at that one.
	No, no, go to the top, Nick.
	Oh, Nick.
	There you go.
	This is Nick Ox, one of the Proud Boys' founders, and his wife.
	She's said to be a big Trump supporter, which blows their fucking minds.
	Blacks can't possibly like Trump because Trump's a Nazi.
	The second pic was allegedly taken from his house during an FBI raid.
	I have literally run out of words.
	Now, you look at that and you see the picture and you can imagine it in their home and you go, has it occurred to you that it's conceivable that there is an element of humor to the art on their walls in Hawaii?
	Is it possible that they're aware that they're a black and white couple and it's unusual.
	And so they confront that, I'm not going to call it an elephant in the room, but that irregularity with a joke.
	And it is an old-timey picture of a Klansman carrying a black woman to, I don't know, whatever.
	Like, the left has usurped our humor and turned it and weaponized it against us.
	Now every joke we have, like 10 Things I Hate About the Jews, which was a very funny satirical video I did, which is now some sort of smoking gun that proves I'm an anti-Semite.
	At the same time, I have all these fucking Nazis giving me shit for sucking Jew cock and shucking for keckles.
	Is that it?
	Shucking for Keckle?
	That's completely remote.
	Shucking for Shekels, yeah.
	Shucking for Keckles sounds way cooler, though.
	They both sound like seafood, which I hate.
	That's your problem with it.
	Wait, what's Godfrey got?
	Oh, look, Godfrey and Nukazeus have united.
	Is the coast funny?
	Yeah.
	In 1998.
	Is the coast clear?
	I hope the coast is clear.
	What's going on?
	I just...
	What's happening today?
	This is your president.
	I have no idea what just happened today.
	I look on TV.
	Oh, my God.
	Oh, my God.
	Can you believe that?
	I learned this from a colleague cock and I was in the home alone.
	Oh, my God.
	They stormed the Capitol.
	Can you believe this?
	I swear to God.
	How could this happen?
	I was just minding my own business, doing presidential work, because, you know, I'm the hardest working president ever.
	And oh, my goodness, they just stormed the Capitol.
	All these white men with guns and just anger.
	What's racial about that fucking invasion?
	It was mostly white people invading mostly white cops.
	You know, Jason Scoop, my friend Jason, we've had him on the show before too.
	He went to SNL when...
	Jason Scoop, what a gay name.
	He has Trump 2020 tattooed on his...
	Oh, that guy.
	Yeah, I like that guy.
	Shame about the name.
	I think he stole this guy's impression because he knows him and Tommy Robinson.
	Oh, no, Tommy Davidson, excuse me.
	A couple of these other comedians, and that's like his impression.
	His has evolved since, but I remember, like, where do I know that specific Trump impression?
	Oh, some people do.
	I do that with you because I can't do impressions.
	So when I want to do something, I just have you do it and then mimic it and do a shitty version.
	If you know people in person, I guess that's a thing that could happen.
	Like, Mike Figgs took some stuff from him.
	He took some stuff from him.
	He didn't take the growl from me, but he did the growl from me.
	The growl.
	The growl, frankly.
	You know, Tim.
	Tim does the growl, and I'm like.
	That's kind of my growl.
	Kind of wonder.
	But he does the, I do the hand things because of him.
	But this is really funny.
	Our Second Amendment.
	Do we love it?
	We love it.
	We love our guns.
	We love our guns.
	We love our bullets.
	Do we love bullets?
	We love bullets.
	We love our triggers.
	We love triggers.
	I'm not saying kill anyone, but we love guns.
	We love triggers.
	We love bullets.
	We love pulling triggers.
	We love when bullets entered guns and perhaps enter people.
	Perhaps.
	I'm not saying do anything violent, but I am saying we love shooting people.
	That I can tell you.
	That I can tell you.
	And look, we love.
	Was that recent?
	Yeah.
	So he was saying the Capitol was a...
	He's pro-Trump, but I think he just caters to is he pro-Trump?
	I don't know.
	Oh, yeah.
	No, absolutely.
	Okay, Bill McGowan, who is a terrorist who is dedicated to destroying the New York Times, he got a comment passed in the New York Times.
	I was reading about the riots, and this comment passed, and I thought it was very profound.
	Bill McGowan, William McGowan, is a fucking genius.
	He wrote two of my favorite books, Grey Lady Down and Coloring the News.
	And he said this about the Capitol.
	By erroneously branding this as a racist phenomenon, you will be providing a convenient excuse for anti-racist wokesters to ignore what was really going on in the riot.
	During the summer, media and Democratic polls often invoked MLK's wisdom that, quote, a riot is the language of the unheard, and what is that America has failed to hear, end of quotes.
	By stuffing this incident into a label that conveniently fits the agenda and exigences of the woke identity politics that have taken over newsrooms all over the country, particularly the New York Times, you're ignoring MLK's extremely wise and trenchant observation and setting the stage for white resentments to build without being heard or seen.
	Yeah, that's a great point.
	Again, we don't condone the riots in the Capitol building for the record, but they were obviously incredibly frustrated at not being heard.
	And by you changing it and making it a racial thing, that's going to make them more frustrated, which would in turn lead to more of this kind of behavior, more riots.
	And setting the stage for white resentments to build without being heard or seen, thereby ensuring another eruption.
	It'd be like observers from the court of Louis XIV watching the storming of the Bastille and returning to Versailles to carp about the deplority of the enemies de roi soleil.
	I don't know what that means.
	The enemies of the king, the sun king?
	P.S. I'm just surprised someone as learned and experienced as Thomas Edsel, that was the writer, would ply this reductive thesis.
	I actually relied on his scholarship and analysis in both of my books, Grey Lady Down and Coloring the News.
	So they couldn't have handled this worse, and it's getting crazier.
	The narrative of Proud Boys being responsible for this and Parlor being their vessel was becoming an accepted narrative.
	It doesn't matter what the truth is.
	It's what you keep pushing.
	I actually texted John Matzey today.
	Do you want to hear it?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	I said, fuck you, Faggot.
	Where's your gay thing?
	And I regret that.
	That's not nice.
	I don't think I. That might have hurt him today.
	I don't think I expressed myself well.
	There's one more.
	If we're waiting.
	If we're not waiting.
	Fine.
	Okay.
	Imagine if the races were reversed.
	I think that's the official.
	Would that be the official quick bumper?
	Okay.
	I said to him, I go, I'm sick of World War II analogies.
	This is way more like Stalin or even India with the untouchable class.
	It's not just platforms we can't have.
	It's insurance, banking, a plane ticket, a hotel.
	They really are turning us into pariahs where, like, we've been working for a month now to rescue our payment options.
	People who get monthly payments, you may have noticed you weren't getting billed the past 30 days.
	I think you're going to get billed within the next 24 hours.
	But this has been a major struggle.
	And what they say, they said, make your own shit.
	Okay, I made my own shit.
	I made free speech.tv.
	You said I can't have that.
	Okay, censored.tv.
	And I made that out in the middle of the ocean.
	And you're like, who's your payment processor?
	No, we have no mass emails.
	We build this app.
	We hide it between 90 levels of encryption.
	I mean, it's like being a pedophile.
	Pedophiles, at least, BuzzFeed has their back and stuff.
	And I go, look, I've lost Vice, my adagency, my Blaze show.
	It's devastating and it never really leaves you.
	But when you're going through hell, keep going.
	You just prove yourself on a global stage.
	This is what I'm saying to John.
	If this battle is not won and it's far from over, what's happening here?
	Uh-oh.
	Fuck you.
	I'm such a boomer with my phone.
	There will be plenty more battles.
	This is good news.
	You've shown that you're up here with the major players.
	That's kind of arrogant.
	The worst thing you could do now is accept defeat or even feel defeated.
	That's when people die in prison.
	They lose the will to fight.
	Same with POWs.
	Louis Sampanieri never gave up and he went through a fuck of a lot worse than you and I. And then I sent him a picture of Unbroken by Laura Hillenbrand.
	And I said, you're in the big leagues now.
	And then I sent him the song, Going Through Hell by the Streets.
	And I quoted the line, fall down five times, rise up six.
	Like, yes, I know he wants to save Parler, but...
	He's a major player now.
	Like, it'd be one thing if he was, you know, a college professor fucking a student or a guy who grabbed a fucking five-year-old's ass.
	You know, you're done.
	You're a fucking ruin.
	You're disgusting.
	But you're not disgusting.
	You didn't do anything wrong.
	You had or have, we're not sure yet, an incredible company.
	And you are on the front page of every paper in the world.
	Not just New York City.
	Everywhere, not just the New York Post.
	And everyone's talking about it.
	So, you know, in five years, we'll see John Mazzio go, oh, that's the guy who started Parlor.
	You know what I mean?
	It's like he's Robert De Niro and he did Raging Bull.
	Like he's set for life now.
	And I'm not really just talking about him as a person.
	I'm talking about his accomplishments, his legacy.
	So I'm sure he feels distraught right now.
	They killed his baby, or they're killing his baby.
	And he's losing hope.
	But I shouldn't say he's losing hope.
	He could be losing hope.
	But he shouldn't.
	Because he's in the major leagues now.
	He's heavy shit.
	All right.
	So the first two callers, and we're not doing calls yet, but I'm about to cut off the freebies.
	The first two callers get a package from all our sponsors.
	That's Bubba and Hanks.
	That's Johnny Apple CBD.
	That's Beard Vet.
	They all get fun packages.
	And Ryan will handle that.
	And that's it.
	So I'm going to end the free show.
	We're going to continue going for subscribers until 11.
	No, 10.
	And then we're going to start taking calls.
	And we'll also do doodles.
	Isn't it funny too?
	Speaking of the pariah status, my cameo was canceled.
	It was a charity for a black child.
	And Vice had it canceled because there was some loose implication that I'm the founder of Proud Boys.
	Proud Boys may have been organizing on parlor to storm the Capitol.
	None of that is true, but the end result is a black baby doesn't have money.
	What a bunch of motherfuckers.
	Disgusting.
	Anyway, we're going to keep fighting because that's what we do, and so should you.
	So get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave and never stop fighting.
	Heavy shit going down today.
	I thought this was shocking.
	Kurt Schilling.
	Remember Kurt Schilling?
	Oh, yeah.
	Boston Red Sox pitcher.
	One of the greatest of all time.
	I think he's in the Hall of Fame.
	He's a righty, which is okay.
	You're allowed to be right-wing, folks.
	And his personal insurance just cut him off.
	What does that mean?
	It's not your car insurance.
	It's not your medical insurance.
	I guess it's your home insurance, right?
	Like, don't ask personal insurance.
	What does personal insurance even mean?
	I think Kim Kardashian's ass is probably insured.
	But as far as us regular folks, I think it's just your home insurance.
	Anyway, they kicked him off because of his politics.
	Is he there discussing it?
	What are you looking at?
	He's post a lot today, but I saw the post you were talking about.
	This is him just kind of a couple of lives a day.
	He's the guy with a bloody sock.
	Right.
	His foot was bleeding and he kept pitching.
	I'm sure the left sees him as a fucking weirdo freak.
	I interviewed him for two hours.
	He's one of the most normal and interesting people I've ever met in my life.
	So he's doing live streams, I guess.
	I don't care about those.
	Well, there's this too.
	Came out a couple days ago.
	Kurt Schilling's Capital Rioters comments should keep him out of Hall of Fame.
	So is he not in the Hall of Fame?
	I thought he should be.
	Anyway, your insurance.
	I'm sorry to keep harping on this, but Jeffrey Dahmer had a lawyer.
	Jeffrey Dahmer ate people.
	John Matzy can't get a lawyer.
	What did John Matzey do?
	He provided a forum for, oh, it's a right-wing site.
	No, you're not a right-wing site just because you allow right-wing people.
	And if you want to talk about violence, the front page of the post today was all about all the Twitter shit that they allow.
	The banks severing ties to the banks.
	I got to stop wearing a t-shirt when we do the show.
	It's a bad look.
	You know, got more involved, stepped up their game today and did the same.
	So now all platforms.
	He's banned on all platforms.
	Who is True?
	And then we talked about the banks.
	Kurt Schilling.
	Kurt Schilling's banned on everyone.
	I don't believe any company.
	They would no longer officially.
	This is him talking about.
	A few years ago, my kid's babysitter was terrorized.
	Her boyfriend's parents convinced him to dump her because she babysits my kids.
	I don't think others, outsiders, realize how far this goes.
	All right.
	Remember when we thought it was nuts to say, maybe one day, how crazy would it be if Verizon dropped us from having phones?
	Oh, that's.
	It's gotten way past that.
	It's like, you know, Alaskan Airlines won't fly Trump supporters.
	Heard that.
	Oh, really?
	Or people that were directly, you know, because you can't prove that, but the people that were at the Capitol.
	You know, banks.
	Yeah, I'm going to change my bank from Chase to some other one because JP Morgan pulled that same shit.
	So did Citibank.
	I've been with Chase since the 90s.
	Yeah.
	I mean, they screw you with fees anyway, so fuck them.
	But Citibank, they canceled doing, I think, Trump stuff, something like that.
	What are you talking about, Ryan?
	You're just making up facts?
	Citibank, Trump.
	They did something anti-good.
	They did some kind of a thing.
	Anti-good things.
	Business girls kittish about Trump.
	Well, one of the weirdest things today was the editor of Forbes.
	Now, I'm not a finance guy.
	I don't read Forbes.
	But the editor of Forbes said, basically said, we're going to terrorize any Trump business.
	Now, when he says Trump business, he means any business that has mega employees.
	And he said, if we report on a company, like say Censor.tv, Censor.tv is going public, they would scrutinize us with much more rigidity than they would anyone else.
	And he said, you want that?
	Well, you should probably think about that before you fucking hire MAGA people.
	So there's this weird, I'm not using World War II analogies.
	They're verboten from this thing.
	They're the Kristallnacht of analogies.
	Kristallnacht.
	Nacht.
	I think India is a better analogy.
	In India, you have a caste system, and at the very bottom, there's the, they're called the untouchables.
	They have them in Japan, too.
	And you don't even look at them.
	They don't exist.
	Like, if your daughter married an untouchable, it's not like the family's upset.
	It's like your daughter married a black hole and she doesn't exist.
	Like she ceased to be.
	She walked into a wood chipper.
	That's what the untouchables are.
	And that's what they're trying to do with us.
	And this was prophesized when Project Veritas went undercover with Bernie Bros, and they talked about re-education camps.
	That's not a joke.
	In fact, Project Veritas is celebrating today because they got a woman arrested.
	Voter fraud doesn't exist.
	Project Veritas is feckless.
	They never accomplish anything.
	It's all a big joke, really?
	Then why is a woman going to jail from their hard work?
	They got two big scoops.
	Yeah, there she is.
	Raquel Rodriguez actually had the audacity to write a letter following our releases stating she was actually investigating Project Veritas and was playing along in order to gather evidence against us.
	That's the woman who gave homeless people her address.
	And they got it on tape and she's fucked now.
	But they also got a guy, check out the rest of their Twitter feed.
	They got a guy, a PBS lawyer who said, you know what we should do if Trump wins?
	It's just surround his car and pelt it with Molotov cocktails.
	Get his children too.
	He said Homeland Security should take away people's children and re-educate them.
	Yeah.
	This is what they want.
	They want us to be the untouchables.
	Do you want this one?
	This one's the confrontation.
	This one's good.
	No, it's good.
	Okay.
	Michael Billard.
	Who is that with no man?
	My name is James O'Keefe.
	Is this D Taken?
	We have you on tape talking about the need for Molotov cocktails.
	I would like to get enough people.
	Using Molotov cocktails.
	The week of the insurrection, sir, against the Capitol building.
	Do you stand by your statements that Molotov cocktails should be used?
	Drinking cocktails.
	It's a type of cocktail.
	Like sex on the beach.
	Where are you going?
	Are you a lawyer for PBS?
	The general counsel for PBS is saying I'm harassing.
	Sir, he's running away from us.
	The counsel for PBS is run into the restaurant.
	There he is.
	He's walked inside the restaurant away from us.
	He's paying the bill inside the place, if you can see him in there.
	Yeah.
	Where's your property, sir?
	Is this your property?
	I'm a journalist.
	We interview people.
	Have you heard of it?
	On top of a parka?
	Yeah, I don't want to get that parka dirty.
	I'm a journalist.
	We interview people.
	He's the general counsel for PBS, and he talked about the importance of inciting violence and throwing Molotov cocktails at people.
	Is he still in there?
	I don't think he's going to leave, is he?
	Now, obviously, this PBS lawyer was being a little hyperbolic and facetious, and he was joking a bit, but I do believe he would love to throw a Molotov cocktail at Donald Trump.
	The big picture here is we could never get away with that kind of verbiage.
	Like, if I had said we have to surround Joe Biden's limousine and throw Molotov cocktails at it, I would literally be in chains.
	So here's the big picture.
	We are living in the most hypocritical time in American history.
	This is a white piece of paper when it suits the left.
	It's a black piece of paper when it doesn't.
	This is unprecedented.
	Of course, we've had differences of opinions and different takes on things, but to glorify 10 months of rioting across the country and then have one stupid fuck-up at the Capitol.
	The Kavanaugh hearings had people storming the Capitol.
	They were in the building.
	It was exactly the same thing.
	And it got zero coverage.
	Did you know that, Ryan?
	Zero coverage indeed.
	Did you know that, Ryan?
	No.
	No.
	So you can't just say what I said ad indeed.
	What year was that?
	That's what I did at the freaking church eating the body of Christ.
	I didn't know what to say, so I just repeated amen.
	What the fuck?
	I wish I knew that.
	2018.
	Liberals and Democrats stormed the Capitol building and the Supreme Court building and disrupted and desecrated them, all because of Judge Kavanaugh.
	I'll send you the meme.
	And no one did shit about it.
	No one cared.
	I did know that, actually.
	Because it was their side.
	They love riots and terrorism.
	Fucking Susan Rosenberg blew up.
	Here, go to my Newsmax interview.
	Let's just show that raw.
	You can delete me.
	I need a wank anyway.
	A wank.
	Another big social media platform has clamped down on President Trump.
	YouTube, which is owned by Google, has shut down the president's channel, at least until after the inauguration.
	YouTube follows Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, pretty much any online presence that have basically tried to erase the president.
	Entrepreneur and activist Gavin McGinnis, getting a little sick of being silenced out there and found his own workaround.
	He's joining us live now.
	Hey, Gavin, welcome back.
	Happy New Year.
	Now, you've all heard the instances of conservatives being silenced, including the president.
	Now, you've had your own struggles because of your patriotic viewpoints.
	They're not welcomed by big tech giants.
	How are you overcoming that censorship?
	Well, you know, Adam Carolla said, after he got censored, he said, I just built my own pirate ship and then I could do what I want.
	And I think that's true for Adam Carolla.
	It's not true for conservatives.
	Once you build your own thing, you still have to keep fighting.
	You have to have a payment processor.
	You need servers.
	You need lawyers.
	You need tech guys.
	So though we've built censored.tv away from the mainstream, we're still fighting on a daily basis to preserve it.
	It's not like you sort of escape the matrix and then you're in this beautiful paradise where you can do what you want.
	That's not the case.
	We're fighting on a daily basis to maintain this site.
	And it's not a hate site.
	It's got black people, white people, liberals, conservatives.
	It's very diverse with opinions and people, but it's still not radical left.
	So it's evil to them.
	It has to be abolished.
	You think it's ideological?
	Because as you point out, you've got a wide spectrum there.
	The way I've been seeing the big five, let's see if I can get them all, Amazon, Twitter, Facebook, Google, and Apple, as they have colluded together to bring down parlor.
	I mean, it looked to me on the outside as a collusion because it all happened very, it seemed to be very in sync.
	That they're just trying to stop competition, that it's a money thing more than it is an ideological thing, and they're doing this in an anti-competitive way, which of course is illegal.
	Yes, well, it's both.
	It's ideological.
	It's also stuffing up the competition.
	It's also Bolshevism.
	These people are Bolsheviks, and they want to control the national conversation.
	They used to say, oh, you don't like it?
	Build your own platform.
	John Matze did.
	He built his own platform.
	Then they shut it down.
	His lawyers left.
	Like, I don't think the mainstream left, the rational left, understands the sort of pariah status they imbue on us.
	We can't get lawyers.
	Like, it's hard to find a tutor for your daughter in this climate.
	It's full-on.
	The analogy, I'm sick of World War II analogies.
	A better analogy is the caste system in India where you have the untouchables.
	They want to make us untouchable, the lowest class that can't do anything, can't function.
	We've got Kurt Schilling lost his personal home insurance.
	You've got people being banned from planes, kicked out of hotels.
	They can't bank with JPMorgan.
	This is more than just messing with the competition or winning an ideological battle.
	This is full-on Stalinism.
	And they're winning.
	I'm with you, man.
	I mean, I'm seeing things.
	And it seems like a lot of these people are operating at the behest of a totalitarian power out there that seems to be pulling the strings.
	And of course, I think that power is China.
	And many in the Democrat Party and an alarming number of Republicans seem to be serving us up like dinner to the communist Chinese.
	One of my producers, Mike, you sent him a screen capture of storming of the Capitol.
	But it wasn't the storming on January 6th.
	It was the storming of a bunch of leftists that was perfectly tolerated by the Democrat Socialists when the Kavanaugh hearings were going on.
	They welcomed that type of idiocy and violence, just like they welcomed the idiocy and violence of BLM and Antifa.
	Your thoughts?
	Susan Rosenberg with the Weather Underground blew up the Capitol.
	And what did she get?
	A pardon from Bill Clinton and a job on the board at Black Lives Matter.
	These people don't care about ethics or rioting.
	They love rioting when it's in their favor.
	If this was Antifa BLM who did this on January 6th, it would be all about how people were unheard and they had to take it back because Trump drove them to a place of perilous insanity.
	This is what Trump has done.
	And there'd be t-shirts and say January 6th with a fist time.
	It would be like a moment of revolution.
	These are all lies.
	It's all propaganda.
	And the right knows for it, by the way.
	I'm with you.
	Well, the right.
	You can't call Mitt Romney and Adam Kissinger the right.
	Look, I mean, we said that if BLM and Antifa had invaded the capital on January 6th, they'd still be there occupying territory and calling it the chop zone, capital city, whatever.
	Hey, Gavin, always a pleasure talking with you, buddy.
	Appreciate it.
	You know, he talks about China at the beginning of that.
	And he said they're at the behest of China.
	He's right.
	But they're also kind of admonishing China.
	Like, you go from Marxism to communism, and then you look for a place that's doing it, and you see China, and you start admiring it.
	Back when I was bros with Justin Thoreau's, we both lived in China at the same time, in Taipei, in Taiwan.
	Yes, that's fucking China assholes.
	And he liked them.
	He said, I go, what a disgusting shithole.
	Fuck that country.
	And he was like, you know, I talked to the Chinese when I was there, and they said, we've been doing this for 40,000 years.
	You guys are barely 100 years old.
	Get back to us when you've been doing this for a while.
	In other words, he was saying, we're too stupid and inexperienced to understand how effective China is.
	And I think that's a common view on the left.
	So, yes, China is paying people on the left to purport their ideology.
	But I think what's also going on is they're looking at it and they're respecting it.
	Like Thomas Friedman, the guy who said the earth is flat, he's a little fucking midget with a beard, like a lot of the New York Times contributors.
	And I remember years ago, back in maybe Obama days, actually, he said, don't you wish we could be China for just one year and enact all of these government policies, And then we could go back to democracy once everything was set up.
	In other words, I want to be communist.
	I want to be communist for.
	And by the way, that's not how communism works.
	Like, my garbage, I have a sort of dumpster area at the side of my house.
	And before COVID, the garbage men would run up there, they'd grab the bags, they'd bring them to the driveway, and then when the truck came, they would throw them in.
	They did that for the whole neighborhood.
	With COVID, they were understaffed.
	So now you grab your bags.
	I'm not complaining, by the way.
	You grab your bags, you bring them to the end of the driveway, and then they throw them in.
	That's never going to change.
	You know the way a boa constrictor works is he wraps himself around you, and then when you exhale, and your skin, your ribs get tighter, then they close in.
	Now you can't inhale as much.
	You can't expand.
	So every time you get smaller, they get closer, and they keep constricting and constricting until you can't breathe and you die.
	That's the way the government works.
	Every time they get an inch, they draw the line.
	If you were to give fucking everyone who worked at the DMV Friday off because it's COVID, do you think they would ever work a Friday ever again?
	No.
	Once that line is drawn in the sand, that's their territory and they keep expanding.
	So the Thomas Friedman idea of giving ourselves a Chinese dictatorship for a year would never end.
	But I think a lot of these cunts, they see communism, and it might be because they've never lived.
	They've never been in a fight.
	They've never experienced life.
	They've never worked at a gas station.
	They've never been broke.
	They never had to hitchhike.
	They've never had to eat out of the garbage.
	And they go, they've always been, just like Karl Marx.
	Karl Marx was just fed by his dad.
	Here you go.
	Here's another spoonful.
	So as a Marxist, he invented Marxism to basically say, being fed by your daddy every day is awesome.
	Okay, I'm sure it is.
	But your daddy, by the way, Karl Marx's dad was a raging entrepreneur who fucking changed the world and made millions, not just for him, but for everyone around him.
	And I think Karl Marx had a real insecurity about that, an inferiority complex.
	And that's what we're seeing with these fucking cunt Marxist teenagers and AOC and Joe Biden.
	Joe Biden's just long for the ride.
	But all these, you know, younger radicals who are making Marxism normal.
	How about a neck to call this?
	Sorry to swear.
	Let's start taking some calls, and I'm going to draw a Pepe.
	I've never drawn a Pepe before.
	It's not really my cup of tea.
	I like it.
	It seems fun.
	But I'm 50.
	So like the okay thing and the Pepe thing, I kind of miss that.
	That skipped me.
	Mean Magic Secrets Revealed.
	Who really wrote this book?
	I was creeped out by the Keck thing for a while.
	I was like, you know, if it's, they're summoning this Keck, which is the god of laughing till the apocalypse, till the end of days.
	Well, you got scared like a voodoo thing?
	Yeah, this is before Trump, and then Trump got elected.
	And I was like, I really hope it's not because of we summoned some meme magic ancient.
	Oh my God, you're such a dumb woman.
	It's amazing.
	Well, it's not Christian.
	It's a voodoo now?
	Well, I believe it's summoning false idols is the work of...
	Fits into Christianity is worshiping false idols.
	What's worshiping mean?
	Worshipping?
	Is that when you worship a worship?
	When you wash yourself in the shop, take some calls.
	But it's like everything is so ironically like the Babylon B is going out of business due to reality.
	So it's like, this is kick on my cup of tea.
	It's sort of like America First.
	I get what they're talking about, but they don't like me.
	And because I'm the old guy, it's sort of like punk.
	When hardcore came out, they would laugh at the exploited and crass and see them as fucking old fogies.
	I get it.
	You would respect them if they respected the originality.
	Oh, that's what I sent to the producers at Newsmax.
	It's like the Capital Invasion.
	I get it.
	I just think it was a dumb mistake.
	And the other thing is, what are you hoping to achieve?
	If you were just going for Animal House, like I want to wreck this shit and say fuck you on the way out, I understand that.
	I'm not advocating that, but I understand it.
	But does anyone really hope to achieve anything real with that kind of stuff?
	Like Trump will be put back in office because the Capitol was invaded?
	I saw a rumor on Reddit today that Proud Boys are planning to assassinate Joe Biden.
	Jesus.
	Or there was some Proud Boys, there was some clown in Queens who was arrested who claimed he was a Proud Boy.
	See, this is the problem.
	The media has turned Proud Boy into an adjective, just the same way that the left has turned any kind of Trump supporter into the word Nazi.
	So Nazi just means I'm a Trump supporter.
	So when people say I'm a proud boy, they don't mean I'm a member of the club.
	They mean I like Trump.
	So now you can have a murderer say, I'm a proud boy.
	And now the proud boys are murderers.
	It's very tiring.
	We got Mitch.
	What's up, Mitch, you fucking bitch?
	Mitch, the bitch.
	Mitch, you better answer this damn phone boy.
	Mitch, you're caller one.
	You can win a bunch of prizes.
	Let me make damn sure.
	Yep, we're on the right.
	Hello, hello, hello.
	Yep, we got everything working here.
	All right, Mitch, we're gonna put you on hold.
	No, you're out.
	Mitch is done.
	Mitch, you're out.
	Mitch blew it.
	Alright.
	Jonathan.
	Joe Nathan.
	Joe Nathan.
	I dream of a Joe Nathan.
	I used to know this guy, Joe Man.
	Oh, that's my fault.
	Hold on.
	Wait, it's your fault.
	You fucked up.
	I gotta reconnect here.
	Thank you for calling.
	We called him Joe Man because in school we were learning about Java Man and all these different types of cavemans over the year.
	And he loved coffee, so we called him Capa Joe Joe Man.
	And it stuck.
	It's hard with a nickname.
	You never really know if it sticks or not.
	Like your girlfriend, I call Bilbo because she shaves her feet.
	She does not shave her feet, nor does she need to.
	I don't know where this came from.
	And the way you know a nickname's stuck is if it comes up in sex.
	And I go, so are you really Joe Man?
	And he goes, yeah, I am, actually.
	I was a fucking girl, and she said, fuck me, Joe Man.
	Oh, no.
	And that's when I knew it was my name.
	My wife has a friend who farted like in grade four or as we say in America, fourth grade.
	And they called her Fardo after that.
	So she was nine.
	And now she's like 42 and she goes, hi, I'm Fardo.
	Like she introduces herself that way because she farted in 1982.
	You are now in the host room.
	Kim Gustafson, the woman I lost my virginity to, she didn't even fart.
	She was opening her pencil case and it made a sound.
	And word got out that she farted and it was like the ultimate sin.
	Try Mitch again.
	Mitch the Biach.
	Oh, what's up, Biotch?
	What's up, Biach?
	Ryan, Rice Dag.
	Hello.
	Rice Stag.
	That's his new nickname.
	No, that's not good for anybody.
	No, that's the old nickname.
	But Rice Guy, are you aware that your Guitar Center comedy routine is out there in the world?
	It's not.
	Yeah, that's why we played it on the show.
	It is NimNuts.
	It is Comedy Center, yes.
	So that's out there, and that's very unfortunate for you that that's out there.
	But what's with your jam videos?
	First of all, what's with that green?
	Is that green color in the fag zone?
	Is that a permanent color of the fag zone?
	Like this pastel green, like you're in Florida at the beach somewhere?
	Oh, that's my, um, that's at my grandparents' house.
	The actual...
	Okay, so here's the deal.
	Like, you talk so much mad shit about how awesome you are at guitar, and that's fine.
	Like, do it.
	Do your thing.
	But don't put out your masturbation videos.
	Like, you're jamming to a loot pedal like any cheap $2 retard at any bar across the country.
	Don't put that out like it's content.
	Well, I do all sorts of videos.
	You want to put something out?
	Put out a song.
	I got songs.
	Your jam videos are the cringiest thing on the planet.
	The absolute cringiest thing on the planet.
	Unbelievable.
	Jam on your own.
	I do jam on my own.
	Jam on your own, but don't put that out.
	I like to play lead.
	I like to play lead.
	You cringe at yourself a few points in the video.
	Yeah, you know what?
	I'm working at the edge of my boundaries.
	I don't just work in my comfort zone.
	I try to push myself.
	Nobody works that out in front of someone else.
	That's the party weinstein levels of masturbating in front of other people without me giving consent.
	It's called...
	I didn't give you consent to masturbate in front of me.
	That's like disliking, you know, I don't like fish or jam bands or stuff, but that's what they do.
	They go on the fly, and I think it's more impressive to see what you can pull off in the moment, bam, instead of your writtens.
	It's more free.
	You can pull off in the moment, Ryan.
	It's not a freestyle yo.
	Stand master.
	Stand master.
	I can play writtens, but I'm bored of those because I know them.
	And it's not a performance as much as it is like a hang.
	Because you know what happens is I've come up with some cool licks, and I'm like, nobody got to hear that.
	And you can't experience things alone all the time.
	And sure, I play alone, but this is what I like to share with other people.
	I put on a song and I jam to it.
	That's what I do.
	Have you noticed Ryan's never wrong?
	All I'm saying on a positive note is just find some dudes to jam with.
	That would be my thing.
	Other people who don't give a fuck about the masks or any of this shit that's going on.
	I have a music.
	I'm just jam some music with some human beings.
	I know.
	It's a little tough in these times that we're going through, this global pandemic.
	But I'm just kidding about that.
	But I jam with Hollowed.
	We had another group meeting with the musicians meeting.
	Ty Richards finally came in there.
	We've got the guy from Trapped, Chris.
	Great guy.
	Great guy.
	Hollowed.
	Couple of friends of mine.
	Are you a musician?
	Yeah, y'all make something happen.
	So maybe you could come hang.
	Send me an email, ryan at censored.tv.
	Maybe that was his way of getting invited.
	Maybe it worked.
	Negging me.
	All right.
	I wouldn't come to New York if my life depended on it.
	It's a Zoom.
	But I hear you.
	All right.
	Well, you're a winner.
	You won, man.
	I'll contact you after the show.
	Love you guys.
	I want to cuck you with my sheckles on.
	Congratulations.
	I want to cuck you with my sheckles on.
	That guy ruled.
	I got his numby.
	All right.
	Here's our situation.
	I liked hearing you being abused by someone else for a change.
	That was hardly an abuse.
	That was a soft-ass take.
	Jonathan, you're on the line.
	Hey, what's up, guys?
	What's up, God?
	What's going on?
	Not a whole terrible much, but I was going to see what you thought, Gavin, on the and Brian, too, on the second Trump impeachment that we've got.
	You know, there's been some comments from, I know Mitch McConnell and a couple of the other Republican senators that are kind of negative.
	And, you know, I really don't think they would actually go through and remove him from office right now.
	But I wonder what your thoughts were on that.
	Here's the thing about impeachment.
	You can only impeach someone who's in office.
	He's only got 13 days.
	That's not enough time for a trial.
	So it's just political theater, Obviously, there's no way he can be impeached and kicked out of office, what, in nine days, instead of what are we at now, 11?
	So that's a myth.
	And then the whole idea of, well, we're really doing it so he can't run in 2024.
	He's going to be 78 then.
	He has no fucking intention of running in 2024.
	Get that out of your head.
	And by the way, the only reason he got this close to the White House is because people thought it was a joke and the swamp allowed it sort of sarcastically in an arrogant way.
	I don't think they're going to let another normal person this close to the White House ever again.
	Outsiders are banned for life now because this experiment that they were doing didn't work.
	So the only reason to impeach him is really just to humiliate him.
	It's got nothing to do with reality whatsoever.
	It's so shallow.
	That's what I believe.
	And I think it really sucks.
	They're just trying to hammer it to Trump because I think they're reconvening on the 19th, a day before the inauguration, the fucking coronation of Joe Biden.
	But I think it's just a kabuki theater.
	Exactly.
	Like, what's going to happen?
	And this is the problem with all of these politics of the days.
	No one does the math.
	Okay, what's the math?
	Like, you finish an impeachment trial in nine days, the fastest impeachment trial of all time.
	And if you want to do the trial after he's out, okay, so you successfully impeach him, you know, nine months after he's out of office.
	All impeachment means is you're out of office.
	Yeah, I know.
	I'm here in Mar-a-Lago having a pina colada.
	So what the fuck are you doing here?
	It's absurd.
	It's fake.
	It's crazy.
	All right, buddy.
	Thanks for calling.
	Congratulations on the win, sir.
	You win.
	I will contact you after the program.
	Todaloo.
	The program, it's pronounced.
	Yes.
	Program.
	It's like the Jewish holiday where they dress up.
	Program.
	All right.
	Next is Ooh, Messiah.
	He's a fun name.
	Hello.
	You're on the line, Messiah.
	Hi, Messiah.
	Hey, what's up?
	Hey, man.
	What's going on, guys?
	What's going on, guys?
	Real quick, Gav, when you open your studio in the Bronx, would you ever consider having a live studio audience?
	Because I also live in the Bronx.
	So I was just wondering if you ever considered that.
	And also, I wanted to share a quick story about losing a friend today over calling AOC a bitch, basically.
	And long story short, I told him that I was more than just a poor Puerto Rican man from the Bronx.
	And he's like, you know what, man, even though you're a Nazi, I would very much like to leave this friendship on a good note.
	So I wish you a great life.
	I'm like, oh, damn, fuck.
	So I just wanted your take on that.
	You took the high ground while taking the low ground.
	Yeah, exactly.
	I love that sort of noble.
	You know what, man?
	I'm so cool.
	I wish you nothing but the best.
	Like after a rape, a rapist is like, you know, I kind of actually have feelings for you.
	Just letting you know.
	AOC was on a fucking deranged tangent today where she talked about liberating the southern states from the rest of the country.
	I'll talk about it tomorrow more because it's in my notes.
	Oh, yeah, the red state stronghold or something.
	Yeah.
	So you're not allowed to criticize a fucking lunatic like that?
	That ends friendships?
	Who works for us in our state?
	Yeah, we have a northerner pushing for secession, just like I'm sure a lot of Confederates would agree with her.
	Here, play that.
	Play that, Ryan.
	This right here.
	All right, thanks for calling, buddy.
	Love you guys.
	Thanks for taking my call.
	All right, you too.
	Your friends in fact, don't worry about him.
	Right?
	And since I'm coming to the end of my first term in office, I thought we'd try to do the same.
	So two years and two-ish minutes.
	So let's set the clock.
	Let's try to do it.
	Ready?
	All right.
	Let's go.
	This term we successfully passed legislation to move $5 million to treatment for opioid addiction.
	It's a personal.
	We have to clean up the mess.
	Yeah, there it is.
	Of a radicalized...
	And Mark Zuckerberg II.
	Mark Zuckerberg II creating recommendation engines, just funneling millions of people into white supremacist groups and organizations.
	He recommended it.
	He built the platform for it.
	He accelerated this.
	By the way.
	Many people are.
	Hold on.
	Parlor was shut down because it was used to coordinate the attack on the Capitol.
	That is just 100% false.
	Trump is banned from all social media because his speeches encouraged an invasion of the Capitol.
	That's also 100% false.
	Facebook, there is evidence that people on Facebook were talking about how they should attack the Capitol and not necessarily do exactly what happened, but exacerbate situations.
	Every time you get accused of something by someone and they're really enthusiastic about it, it's usually because they're guilty of it themselves.
	Looks like they changed the headline.
	It was it mentioned Twitter by name in the lawyer letter.
	Pro Trump Riot at Capital Incited on Twitter, Parlor, blah, blah, blah.
	And then you click on it.
	It's usually still in the URL.
	And look at this.
	The URL is Trump Riot Twitter Parlor Proud Boys Boogaloo Antifa QAnon.
	Yee.
	They wanted Proud Boys to be involved in that so fucking badly.
	And that six million shirt or whatever.
	I've never seen that.
	And anybody who...
	Like, why aren't the core tenants ever, you know, people cite the core tenants?
	Is it not valid enough?
	Proud boys, the Doc Boy Scouts, the Knights of Columbus, they all have tenets.
	And the tenants say you can't be racist, you can't be anti-Semitic.
	It's all laid out there.
	So if someone does those things, well then they're not following the fucking guidelines.
	There's a weird anyway.
	It's online.
	Proud boy's tenets.
	Let's take another call.
	I know Michael Shermer fell for it.
	That's your brain.
	Did you see that?
	What?
	Michael Shermer?
	Who's Michael Shermer?
	We had him on.
	He's the skeptic guy.
	Oh, and he was angry about it?
	Yeah, I'll show you the tweet.
	This is Luca.
	Hey, Luca, what's up?
	Luca.
	Hello?
	Hello?
	Hello?
	Can you guys hear me?
	Yes, sir.
	Am I on?
	Yeah, you are.
	Okay, I was talking about Nuka Zeus.
	My black brother.
	And I personally know him.
	Really?
	No.
	Did you know him when he was white?
	Yeah.
	Yes, I do.
	Wow.
	Is he a troll?
	Is this all a joke?
	So me and...
	It's hard to say, man.
	So me and two of my buddies had a podcast that we did a couple of years ago.
	And we met him in Atlanta at this house my friend was living at.
	There was kind of this group of houses around there.
	And Nuka Zeus is in town from Alabama.
	And we met this guy.
	And he was like, yo, we got to get this dude on our podcast.
	We don't do it anymore.
	But this was while he was white, before he was black.
	And our podcast was two white guys and one black guy, our buddy Jaron Bitten, who's a rapper.
	What's the name of this guy?
	Two white guys and one black guy.
	What?
	That's the name of it?
	Two white guys and one black guy?
	Oh, it's called Behind Bars.
	But we have it on YouTube, but like I said, we haven't been doing it like two years.
	And the Nuka Zeus episode was actually the last episode that we did.
	And over the Christmas break, he called me up or he texted me to say, hey, man, can you take down the podcast?
	These people are coming after me.
	Like, he's got all the haters and all these people on his ass on YouTube, right?
	And what are they mad about that he thinks he's black?
	No, well, like, there, and he's telling me, like, you know, he's got all these haters, this and that, and whatever.
	And I'm like, dude, the reason you exist is because you're haters, you know?
	If you get what you want and everyone accepts you, then you're just another black guy, right?
	And then why do people care what you have to say?
	You know, he makes some music and stuff like that.
	But I'm telling him, it's like, you need to make some more content, but it's like, you need to kind of accept that your existence relies on these people, you know, and there's little YouTube feuds, him and Tubby Wubby or whatever, money, and all these other people.
	But he hit me up over Christmas and was like, kick that down, man, kick that down.
	Because the podcast, like I'm saying, we got him like, like you, Gavin.
	My buddy has got a good eye for talent.
	And we were like, we got to get this dude on, right?
	And this was before anyone knew who he was.
	And I can send Ryan, I've got the link private still just out of respect for him.
	Gotcha.
	I've been trying to, I can send Ryan a link if you want to listen to it.
	Yeah, let's send it out there.
	But yeah, and it's been out there.
	And like all these people, you know, I know had listened to it.
	But I've heard you talk about him over and over.
	And it's just crazy.
	It's because I've been listening to you a long time.
	And it's like, I know Nuka Zeus.
	He's been in my house.
	I've been texting.
	He texts me for advice and I help him out.
	You know what's amazing about him is he hates wiggers.
	Right.
	He's like, stop, he keeps saying things like, stop trying to be something you're not.
	Yeah, I think deep down inside, he knows what's up.
	And it's just like, you know, anybody with body dysmorphia is just trying to like, he grew up with black people.
	He literally, he went to, he spent a year in Africa and he went to prison in Africa.
	And I thought that was legit as fuck.
	Where?
	What prison?
	He went and lived in Africa for a year.
	And what did he get arrested for?
	Oh, fuck.
	I forget what it was, but he spent a while in an African prison.
	Like, he talks about it.
	Like, dirt floors, motherfucking shoulder to shoulder, and said it sucked.
	Yeah, I can imagine.
	But I was like, okay.
	Yeah.
	I was like, props to you.
	I mean, at least he's going over there.
	He lived there for a year.
	That's for real.
	But I don't think he hates white people as much as he comes off as.
	And the thing is this, he grew up in Alabama in a town that got a stoplight and then took the stoplight away because it was useless, right?
	And so all the white people there are red-necked, fucking Confederate flag racist as fuck people, right?
	And He grew up around that, and you know, there's a lot of negativity surrounding that and kind of got along more with people in the black community.
	And I think just kind of was accepted by them and then, you know, created this reality for himself.
	But everybody in his town is definitely racist as fuck.
	I wonder how his dad feels about this.
	So I think that kind of shaped his view on white people, you know?
	We actually tried to get him on the show.
	He said, well, how much are you going to pay me?
	And I think I said $1.35.
	$1.35.
	And he said, yo, that won't even cover my gas.
	And then I just lost interest.
	But maybe I should pay him like, I don't know, $50.
	That's exactly what I just offered him.
	I just messaged him.
	If you can come on tonight, I'll cash up you $50.
	I'm telling you, like, I could mediate something probably because I've kind of, you know, like, I try and.
	Is he a vegetarian or do you know anything about the mediate?
	Go ahead.
	I don't know anything about the vegetarian, but I do know this.
	He hit me up talking about like he might have skin cancer and shit.
	And I was like, dude, stop doing the tan injections because what do you want to be alive or do you want to be black?
	But I know white dudes who grew up in black neighborhoods.
	That's another white guy.
	And they get accepted.
	They speak the vernacular.
	They know the guy.
	They went to kindergarten with these dudes.
	It's not like the guys go, yo, I ain't speaking to you because you got white skin.
	It's like, no, you're a black dude basically to me because I went to kindergarten with you.
	So why does he have to bother with that bullshit?
	There's plenty of white dudes in black neighborhoods.
	Look at Steve Martin and the jerk.
	Well, now I think he's gotten a taste of the attention that that's brought him, and it's taken him to other levels because that's essentially what he is.
	You know, and like I said, it's like, dude, that's your whole thing.
	If everyone accepts you as black, you're just some guy now.
	And so, yeah, it's just pretty crazy.
	It's been funny hearing you guys talk about him.
	It's like that I literally know this guy and have talked with him a whole lot.
	Thank you.
	If he did die, God forbid, trying to become black, would that be a white guy killing a black guy or a black guy killing a white guy?
	Where's the shaping status?
	Who are you?
	It's quite the standoff.
	Who, who, who are you, and what do you do?
	I love that story.
	Mikey!
	Yo, yo, yo, what's up?
	Mikey!
	What's up?
	So, we all know that they keep putting women in movies to be badasses and stuff, and it's just tiresome now.
	But there's a new movie that just came out that actually pisses me off because it looks like actually if they didn't inject all this fucking political bullshit into it, it would actually be a good movie.
	And I wanted to see what you guys think.
	The movie's called, what is it?
	Shit.
	I keep forgetting the name.
	Hold on.
	I know.
	There's certain names like that where you just...
	They fall out of your head.
	I've tried to remember it like 10 times.
	It's called Shadow in the Cloud.
	And just check out the trailer.
	And it's almost like Gavin, you wrote it as a joke.
	And they were like, oh, actually, that's actually a really cool movie, actually.
	We'll do that.
	Okay, let's check it out.
	Thanks for calling.
	I want to see what you think.
	Bye.
	Such a pussy, Ryan.
	Be polite.
	Polite is not entertaining.
	It's true.
	Oh, it's this bitch again.
	I was just watching her in like Neighbors 2.
	We haven't got time for this right now.
	Put her in the sparry until we get up in the air.
	I'm supposed to guard this.
	I'll guard it for you.
	Content are confidential.
	There's a lot of 17-year-old white girls in World War II.
	What's your name, honey?
	Flight Officer Garrett.
	Ain't no women in the Air Corps.
	I'm a flight mechanic and a pilot.
	You're not a pilot.
	You're a delivery girl.
	Yeah.
	Sir, requesting permission to fire on an enemy attacker.
	You wouldn't even know how to fire a gun.
	Guess what?
	You automatic firing a gun.
	Who the hell are you, Miss Garrett?
	I'm fake.
	What the hell is that right now?
	I'm a fake up.
	Until the goddamn time.
	Oh, fire with some realism on the same level as what we're seeing.
	Wait, some guy wanted to beat her up because he was too good in the turret?
	That was an alien.
	Oh.
	Why are you trivializing all the men?
	All the gunners who were really in World War II who did incredible jobs.
	Was that not a fucking alien?
	That's so fucking corny.
	Oh, there was okay.
	Yeah, just make it a dude.
	This is, like, talking about unbroken.
	With Louis Zampurini, like, he has all the turret dudes.
	He has all the guys in the little fucking buckets.
	He has them all dying.
	And Laura does an incredible job.
	And there's a woman.
	She's a woman, does an incredible job researching it and talking about the different planes and their pros and cons.
	And she's got pictures.
	I mean, it's a fucking incredible book.
	But why do you just got to take something heroic that men did, white men, and just throw chicks in it, make it chicks?
	And even this fucking movie is a chick, Angelina Jolie.
	She took this movie and she took the Christianity out of it.
	That's right.
	He discovered Christ when he was on that boat.
	And they just removed that.
	And after he survived the POW camp, spoiler alert, he went on a crusade showing young wayward boys how to find Christ.
	That's not in it.
	That's cut out.
	I think when they pump chicks into it, it kind of affirms that they're not part of the reality of badassness, you know?
	Since it's such a novelty, it proves that they don't have to be.
	It's kind of kind of insulting, really.
	That you see what happened in reality and you don't like it.
	Like Hamilton.
	Like, what's the matter with what really happened?
	Why do you need to make them all blacks and Puerto Ricans?
	Are you disgusted?
	It's sort of like Jimmy Kimmel's brother or John Kimmel.
	Back in Vice days, there was this soap opera that had all retards in it.
	And when we started Vice TV, I really wanted it.
	And he goes, yeah, what happened was there was a kid, a really retarded kid, who always wanted to be a soap opera star.
	Because mentally handicapped people love TV and they love soap operas.
	So he spent a bunch of money and he made them a soap opera.
	So it was a soap opera, just like Days of the Week, but it was all retards.
	And I said, I want this for Vice TV.
	And he goes, yeah, but I'm worried it's like exploitative.
	These people are good people.
	And I'm like, yeah, I know.
	I mean, I had been living in the weirdo part of every city in Montreal and New York City since I was 18.
	And I was like 30 at the time.
	So I wasn't beevis and butted like, they talk weird.
	Everyone I knew talked weird.
	In fact, when I moved to the suburbs, I had trouble remembering who was who because people look so similar.
	In the East Village in Montreal in my whole adult life, there was like a midjet, a black guy, an albino, some dude with three arms.
	Everyone was really easy to remember.
	Then I come out to the burbs and it's like they all have the same Under Armor shirt.
	They all the same fucking nikes.
	And so I had trouble remembering people.
	So anyway, my point is that I obviously wasn't like, let's do a show called fucking retards of fags.
	And he kept pushing it and pushing it and asking me like, well, how do I know you're not trying to exploit them?
	And then after maybe 40 times of saying I'm not, I started to get insulted.
	And I was like, fuck you.
	I'm not trying to book this show to say, haha, look at the retards.
	Now you're insulting me that I would do such a thing.
	Alright, next call.
	We've got Arnold.
	Arnold on the lawn.
	Gavin!
	Gavin Lyon.
	Oh wow, this is actually Arnold's horse here.
	This is Arnold speaking.
	Arnold speaking here.
	Damn.
	Cool.
	How are you Nazis doing tonight?
	Nazi So Good.
	Get it.
	Nazi So Good.
	I have jokes.
	You have really...
	You're gifted.
	That's the best Arnold Schwarzenegger I've ever heard.
	I think it's actually him.
	Oh, you're Arnold Schwarzenegger?
	He's got jokes, too.
	Let's get started now.
	Okay.
	Knock, knock.
	Who's there?
	You're supposed to say who's there?
	Who's there?
	Who's there?
	I did say who's there.
	Sorry, who's there?
	Crystal.
	Crystal.
	Crystal who?
	Crystal knocked.
	Great joke.
	Crystal knock knock.
	Who's Crystal there there?
	That could have been a thing, too.
	You got another one?
	What's the difference between a Nazi?
	What's the difference between a Nazi and a proud boy?
	What?
	Nothing!
	These are really good.
	That's really good.
	I guess they're okay.
	Is that it?
	All right, thanks for calling.
	Talk to the visa Nazi.
	That's great.
	You liked it?
	I liked it a lot.
	Hello?
	Casey.
	Hello?
	What's up, guys?
	How y'all doing?
	Hey, man, how are you?
	I'm eating dinner.
	But look, I just love that it's just kind of free-flowing, off-the-cuff show.
	It kind of brings me back to the old Gavin and McKinnon show days, you know, when it was just kind of...
	Anyway, that's not really why I'm calling.
	Why I'm calling is I want you to explain, if you could, to the newer subscribers and newer followers, your kind of deal with Jim Goad and how he influenced you and answer me and all that, if you could.
	Okay, no problem.
	Thanks for calling.
	I'll hang up on you now and explain it.
	When I started at Vice, I was really into cartooning.
	I thought, I'm going to be a cartoonist, and that's who I am.
	But we had a dearth of writers.
	We couldn't find people to write.
	And when you do a magazine, you know, there's like a lot of words, even back when we were 16-page newsprint.
	So I would just write things like, the first thing I ever did was a review for Furnace Face, a local band.
	And I didn't feel like writing.
	I didn't care about it.
	So I wrote in a way that was sort of anti-writing, where I said, Oh, they're a really good band.
	The first song is like, and then the third song is like, and then the fourth song is like, and I wrote that all out.
	And then I thought, actually, this is kind of fun.
	And it's a lot easier than cartooning because I just puked that out and it's a thing.
	And no one's ever done that before.
	And I think I personally invented the whole idea of writing as a goof, like writing in all caps where you go, and then we really had no idea.
	Or writing like or doing dot, dot, dot.
	And now that's become normal, especially with the left, the lazy left, where they're like, he's doing that because racism, you know, that kind of thing.
	I invented that.
	But as I was cutting my chops with this sort of like new way of writing, there was a real writer named Jim Goad who was doing this irreverent writing like I thought I was inventing,
	and I kind of was, but also with substance and research and facts.
	And that's when I realized you could be a goof and an asshole, but also know what you're talking about.
	And that's when I became obsessed with Answer Me.
	And this is, by the way, the first issue of Vice was October 94.
	The second issue of Vice was heavily influenced by Answer Me.
	So we're talking about a very sort of a catapulted influence.
	It's not like over time, Jim Goad's writing slowly influenced me.
	It was just like zap.
	And Jim Goad, and I'll never, I could get back to writing 20 hours a day, and I'll never approach Jim Goad.
	He's just like Bach.
	He has a gift.
	But he's a great influence to young writers because he shows how you can be personable and real, which I think I have a lot to do with influencing the sort of literary world.
	But what he did is he sort of taught me that you can be a fucking idiot and call people an asshole and be sincere and goofy, but also cross your T's and dot your I's and know what the fuck you're talking about.
	So he kind of writes, as far as the substance goes, Jim Goad is Thomas Soule, but as far as the irreverence goes, he's like a silly chick.
	And I think he actually wrote most of Debbie Goad's stuff.
	I don't think Debbie Goad really wrote much for herself.
	So yeah, the problem with explaining this is I trivialize my own contribution to pop culture writing.
	But it's really hard to separate it from Jim Goad.
	I think if Jim Goad never existed, my writing and vice would just sort of be like Beavis and Butthead.
	Yep.
	So he gave us the substance that helped build the brand, really.
	I mean, he's probably the greatest writer of our generation.
	Oh, what's this?
	Show this?
	How many abortions have you had?
	I have had two, and I've had ten more.
	When I was pregnant, it felt like years ago there was a cancer growing inside of me.
	But I solved the problem.
	I had an abortion, and I'd have ten.
	The abortion was the best thing I could do.
	The big problem, Debbie.
	The big problem was when you were born in this world.
	Hey, listen.
	I'd rather have a cat than a kid.
	Cat's not kids.
	Are you proud of the fact that you're not?
	Lucy Goat Talk.
	I did an interview with you.
	My ventriloquism?
	See, this is back when you could be fucking offensive.
	You've been on the freeway lately.
	Are you saying you had to get a parking space?
	Are you going to wait two hours in line to get on a ride at Magic Mountain?
	There's too many damn people.
	Too many people.
	A new creature opens its lives every seven seconds.
	There's too many people.
	Are you saying that you want a law passed that any women who are pregnant in America, it's mandatory that they have an abortion?
	Mandatory abortion law.
	They'd have to file with the regulatory agency, which would monitor abortion clinics.
	Enough to sign up.
	Everyone would have to go.
	You two would be like the DMV.
	And if a woman...
	Go to hell.
	Yes, go ahead.
	But if a woman didn't report in the second or third trimester, she'd have to face death.
	Oh, Jesus.
	He loves pissing these people up, doesn't he?
	1990 was when political correctness really caught its stride.
	And it kept going and going.
	Vice, thanks to Jim Goad, pushed it back.
	And from, I would say up until 95, we kept it at bay.
	Right?
	Is that the number I'm?
	No, no, sorry.
	From 1995 up until 2005, we kept it at bay for 10 years.
	And back in the early aughts, you could make stupid jokes.
	You could say the N-word.
	I'm not saying it's fun to say the N-word.
	It's cool to say the N-word.
	I'm saying that it wasn't called the N-word.
	You could say things like, nigger is a bad thing to say.
	Now you can't even say that.
	And then in 2005, Larry Summers got fired from Harvard for saying maybe women don't have a predilection.
	I was saying this to friends of mine recently at a little sort of dinner party thing.
	And I'm saying exactly what I'm saying to you right now.
	In 2005, Larry Summers was fired from Harvard for saying, maybe women don't have a predilection for STEM.
	Maybe that's why they're not in it.
	And you know what a woman at a little party said?
	She goes, the reason women aren't Going into STEM is because these ugly fucking losers.
	She's a sexist in the dictionary definition of the word.
	She goes, maybe these fucking loser nerds are so disgusting to them that they don't.
	We've had a few fights before, and it always goes up to like men, fucking men.
	Like one time I said to her, I go, or not her, but like to the group, I go, have you noticed that when couples get older, you know, like 60s, 65, it's always the woman that's obese.
	Why isn't the man obese?
	It's always like, sure, there's men with pot bellies and stuff, but it's not uncommon to see like a normal-shaped man and an obese woman at 65.
	And she goes, yeah, that's because they're so fucking sick of dealing with men's bullshit that they have to fucking eat just to fucking have some sort of good feelings to appease their hatred.
	Boom, these explosions of bullshit.
	And I go, so your obesity is my problem too.
	Is there anything that's not my fault?
	And then with the STEM thing, I go, I don't know, like, are nerds in STEM that ugly?
	Look at the Fields Medals winners.
	And so we looked up the winners of the Fields Medals, and she saw that as a victory for her because they were not Brad Pitt.
	And I thought they looked pretty good to me.
	I mean, okay, the Packy's not a knockout, but like that guy with the long hair on the right, he seems pretty good.
	He's six.
	He's like a seven.
	The guy on the far left in the plaid shirt, he's like a six.
	Like no one wants to marry him.
	Second guy's kind of doomed.
	Second guy's not great.
	The East Indian is actually not bad for a human rat.
	He's also like 55 years old.
	Yeah, give him a break.
	But yeah, they look pretty good to me.
	Wait, is that a chick who won the Fields Medal?
	Fields Medal is a Nobel Peace Prize for...
	A woman finally wins the Fields Medal is the headline.
	It's from The Guardian.
	After 50 years.
	Why did it take so long?
	Why did it take so long?
	Because it's my fault.
	Because women are bullied out of math.
	When women want to take math, they go, yo, there's like guys in leather jackets with the collars up.
	Yo, what are you doing here?
	I don't know.
	I'm interested in math.
	You're a fucking chick.
	Get the fuck out of here.
	Well, I'm actually good at math.
	Oh, yeah?
	What's the surface area of 3x plus y cubed spun about the z-axis?
	I don't know.
	I guess I'd use calculus to solve that.
	Yeah, you would, you fucking cunt.
	Get the fuck out of here.
	I like these greaser nerds.
	You're just the dudes.
	This is a guy zone.
	Mathematics.
	If your cosine doesn't line up with your cosine.
	I like these greaser nerds.
	That's the greatest thing.
	Greaser nerd.
	You did a great job because of your knowledge of mathematics.
	You were able to cosine.
	In your joke.
	You did a great job of incorporating Puerto Rican public school knowledge of mathematics.
	So then I said to her, okay, so women go to college based on finding a man and a handsome man.
	That's why they choose things.
	And she's like, yeah, well, that's unfortunate, but a lot of going to college is finding a mate.
	And I go, why do so many women go to FIT?
	The Fashion Institute of Technology, whatever it's called, in Midtown on 35th.
	That's a literal fag zone.
	Ryan is the dean of FIT.
	So how do you explain that?
	And she's like, well, women like to peacock.
	And then she just pivoted her argument.
	She moved the goalpost.
	And she's like, women like fashion because they're trying to attract men.
	They want to peacock.
	And I'm like, okay.
	But you told me that women go to college to find a man and they go to FIT.
	There's no men at FIT.
	There's male faggots, but there's no men.
	Anyway, let's take a call.
	Let's see.
	We got Sheldon.
	Sheldon.
	Sheldon, do you want the line?
	Just gonna send it.
	Just gonna send it.
	Just gonna send it.
	What's he doing up on that hill?
	I was glad it's Popeye.
	I just, partly because of you, I started drinking Maker's Mark.
	Uh-huh.
	And I've been having a little bit of fun, like, with the wax on the bottle, like burning it with a cigarette lighter, like making imprints with it, like my fingerprints and stuff.
	Good to know.
	Just wondering if you've ever done that.
	Anything simple?
	No, I don't smoke, so once I open up the top, I let her go.
	No, you don't just like something.
	You can do it with a barbecue lighter.
	Have you noticed the next day, if you really kill a bottle, your shit smells like Halloween candy?
	I haven't noticed that with my shit, but I've noticed that if you like spill it on something and it dries, it's like as sticky as Coca-Cola.
	Like it's like sticky, sticky.
	But the weird thing is, people say, oh, you know, you're fat because you drink bourbon all the time, and that's sugar, but there's no actual sugar in bourbon.
	They use sugar to make it, but it's been alcoholized by the time you get it.
	Is there really enough sugar in that?
	Like, think of how it's just in a Coca-Cola.
	Like, that's like miles more sugar than.
	Look at this stupid bitch.
	She totally destroyed it.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling.
	Thanks for your advice.
	You didn't give me advice.
	Motherfucker mails on.
	My fucking mail's on.
	Auto screen failed.
	Hello.
	Hello.
	Hello?
	I hate my wrinkly eyes on this show.
	Look, I don't have wrinkly eyes.
	But then when I put these on, it's wrinkle central.
	It's not what I look like.
	This is what I look like.
	Hey.
	Hey.
	You're cool.
	You're cool.
	She's a possum.
	Possibly.
	Go ahead, you're online?
	617?
	Hey, yes, you're in.
	Yes.
	Yeah.
	How you doing?
	Hey.
	Yeah, I was thinking like, you know, a lot of heavy shit with, you know, blackpilling, impeachment, and Trump, you know, losing.
	So I was thinking I could see you guys.
	Dude, keep the faith.
	The Kraken is coming.
	Q. Q is on his way.
	Q. Trump's going to face a firing squad.
	Oh, my God.
	The Donald is a great place, dude.
	I mean, the Donald outwin, great place, but yeah, some theories that aren't so accurate on there.
	But yeah, Gavin, I'm sure you're basically a connoisseur of racist jokes, but maybe there's one that you haven't found.
	Okay.
	So why don't the Saudis drive and fuck on the same day?
	Why don't they drive and fuck on the same day?
	Why don't you wear out the camel?
	Ah.
	Nice one.
	You didn't give me a chance to guess, but okay.
	Sorry, I heard a pause, and I was like, all right, he probably was just waiting for me to tell him.
	I was like, all right.
	All right, thanks for calling.
	That was great.
	What a wild run.
	All right.
	Thanks, dude.
	I like, if it ain't SUNY, it's Shiite.
	Justin.
	Hey, guys, how are you?
	Good.
	How you doing?
	Good, man.
	Good, guys.
	Hey, guys, just wanted to know, have you been listening to the brand new year one of five contract of Howard?
	Yep.
	Every day.
	What are your thoughts, man?
	Because they're brutal.
	Dude, it's driving me insane.
	How about today he had a thing on where it was talking to all the whackpackers about who's getting vaccinated?
	And Jeff the Drunk is and Tanmom is not.
	And you'll notice when he's talking about the mask, he's like, wear a fucking mask.
	What's so hard about wearing a mask?
	You fucking dummies.
	We're killing people.
	You're killing.
	And then with the vaccine, he's sort of like, yeah, you should get the vaccine.
	Oh.
	And I just, I want to dive into my radio.
	I want to dive into my radio and go, how about you, Mr. Fucking Jewbag?
	It's you.
	Are you getting your fucking vaccine?
	So he's chastising.
	It's because he wants to be in that basement, man.
	Yes.
	And he's a hypochondriac.
	So he's petrified of the vaccine.
	He thinks the vaccine is as dangerous as COVID.
	So he's got the whackpackers on and he's chastising them for being paranoid.
	Meanwhile, he's way more paranoid than Tanmom.
	Way more.
	And his excuse, when he really gets pushed on it, is he's like, well, why would I waste a vaccine on me?
	I don't even go out.
	There's like 9 billion vaccines.
	We can afford to spend one on you, dude.
	It's okay.
	Well, considering most of his friends probably have already gotten it or they're right in line to get it.
	Did you think it was weird?
	I think it was last week when it was the couples that they hang out with contacted his wife and then him separately and were like, are you keeping her inside?
	Are you preventing her from hanging out?
	Why won't you let her leave?
	And I was kind of surprised that he shared that because it was really telling.
	Wait, why can't she leave?
	You guys are rich.
	You got the vaccine now.
	Everything's okay.
	It was just like a weird insight into their relationship.
	Oh, I didn't catch that.
	So Stern won't let Beth leave the house?
	Well, no, it was like their friends, like whatever couples they hang out with, they contacted Beth and then they contacted Howard, like not together, but like separately.
	And we're like, why won't Howard let you come out and hang out with us?
	And then to Howard, like, why won't you let Beth hang out with us?
	And so Howard went on air and was like, yeah, our friends are actually accusing me of keeping her trapped inside.
	And it was just like, and then he went on and told that story.
	It was like, I think it was Tuesday of last week, but it was just like, whoa, dude, I don't know.
	It just made it seem like he was like, she's trapped inside.
	Because just even yesterday, he was complaining that she's eating too much fucking charms.
	It's just like one year later, I think just really getting on each other's nerves.
	Yeah.
	He's such a fucking phony.
	He has no, he doesn't really care about COVID.
	He wants an excuse to be an agoraphobe.
	And isn't it funny how Howard Stern and all these comedians like David Cross, they tell us how to live our lives and all the things we're doing wrong.
	And you go, all right, your life must be amazing.
	You must have like six kids and be kicking ass and taking names.
	And then you look at their lives and they're fucking neurotic messes who see a therapist every day and you realize, oh, you're projecting.
	It always goes back to me to like, you know, those politicians that are super scared of faggotry.
	And then you find out that they hit on a dude at the airport at the, you know, in the bathroom.
	They fucking grabbed his dick while he was pissing.
	Like, the more these people scream about how to do life right, the more they're doing life wrong.
	And Howard Stern's a perfect example of that.
	I completely agree with that.
	Totally agree with that.
	Despite all the marvels that he has, at the end of the day, he's just still just a very like jealous, like angry person.
	I completely agree with what you're saying.
	it's revenge of the hurt.
	Like, Hollywood is revenge of the hurt.
	Those were gays who were bullied in their small towns.
	Politics is revenge of the hurt.
	It's ugly people trying to become famous who couldn't make it in Hollywood.
	And comedy is revenge of the hurt.
	It's these people with manic depression who are trying to survive and not kill themselves.
	And they're telling us how to live our lives.
	All these people preaching to you and criticizing you for what you're doing with your life, they are projecting.
	Their life sucks, and they want to tell you how to live your life.
	Yeah, that was like one of my first red.
	That's a good red tail, man.
	Yeah, that is totally true.
	It's just what they're really.
	They're just talking to themselves.
	They are, because they're jealous of you.
	They're talking to themselves.
	Yeah.
	And they're saying, get it together.
	You're a fucking loser.
	What they really mean is I'm a fucking loser.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling, dude.
	It's like, do you remember that SNL guy?
	Yeah, I remember.
	Yeah, I remember that.
	Dude, I have something super gay to say.
	Hell yeah.
	The way he faded away like that reminded me, I watched Soul with my son.
	So good.
	You loved it.
	I was blubbering.
	Me too.
	Yeah, I was crying.
	You're such a faggot.
	I can't believe you watched it without a kid.
	Did you go to the theater?
	I watched it with my girl.
	It's on Disney Plus.
	Isn't it precious?
	It's so good.
	Isn't it precious?
	Call your dad back.
	Tell him you love soul.
	You make my penis recoil into my anus.
	Is that gay?
	You should tell me to go fuck myself every time you open your mouth because my penis goes in my ass.
	Is it gay that I'm making that happen?
	It's as far as dads watching movies with their kids goes, not adults watching it with their girlfriends, it is fucking amazing.
	Holy shit.
	What a great movie to watch with your child.
	What a great children's movie to watch with your child.
	What did you like about it?
	It was kind of religious in a way.
	A little bit.
	And I like the premise that it was like, you have to find your joy, right?
	So you have to be, you know, Jimi Hendrix and find the guitar.
	And then the movie goes, actually, no, you have, your joy can just be living.
	It can just be walking down the street.
	It doesn't look appealing too.
	I'm not sure about the art, especially this kind of stuff and the weird Picasso shit.
	Right.
	And I'm not, I hate jazz.
	Yeah, but it's not that prominent in it, you know.
	Yeah.
	So, you know, when you look at the trailer, you probably say no.
	And I never would have watched it, of course, if I didn't have a child.
	Okay, okay, okay.
	I still like to preserve the magic of childhood within me.
	Yeah, you're really good at that.
	You're not great at being an adult and actually reading a fucking book, for example.
	No.
	Which you haven't read in, what, five years?
	Something like that.
	But so you're doing an excellent job of preserving your fucking childhood.
	Well, think about this movie.
	If somebody's passion was reading books, they're not walking around.
	Remember that one scene where she's just sitting outside and then the way that they...
	Shut up, Brian.
	Like the way the leaf.
	Shut up.
	When the leaf was falling?
	Just shut up.
	But the concept of the film was...
	I think what happened was they did that movie with the emojis where it was like joy and sadness and all that.
	And they went, holy shit, that was a hit.
	Tugging on heartstrings, of course you know the name of the movie.
	Tugging on heartstrings is good for business.
	So they just hired the best writers in the world to do a tugging on heartstrings, who are you, joy, love, what is birth, what is your passion, blah, blah, blah.
	And they've, I gotta say, man, they fucking nailed it.
	Like, me and my seven-year-old son were sobbing.
	Oh, he was too?
	Oh, yeah.
	Nice.
	Nice.
	What do you think about the barbershop scene?
	Because you know what I noticed about it?
	For being a black-led Pixar thing, like this is the first Pixar Black movie.
	It was going to be full of PC stuff, but it wasn't like at all.
	Besides, it wasn't PC.
	There was one taxi joke that was like, oh, you're going to have a hard time getting a taxi.
	Yeah, no, I didn't feel...
	In fact, the barbershop scene, the girl is kind of white.
	It was white.
	It was woke.
	So it was like a white girl taking over a barbershop.
	Yeah.
	Is that the criticism that got that?
	That was my point.
	I didn't see that elsewhere, but this is a reaction to it.
	What's good, YouTube?
	Oh, God, you know.
	Soul reaction.
	The scene was so original and good in the movie, a lot of people could relate to it.
	So this isn't a criticism of it, but what I noticed is it was actually more base than anything.
	Look how Ryan comes to life when we discuss children's movies.
	Oh, I've seen it.
	He's finally got something to talk about.
	So his body is being taken over by a white.
	He's a German existentialist.
	Do you think Kierkegaard was the forerunner, or do you think that he slowed down the movement?
	Just being a snobby elite.
	I'm a rocker.
	I'm not supposed to know things like that.
	I'm a rocker.
	Yeah, I'm a rocker.
	I'm a bomb-o-rocker.
	Because I bomb places where people rock.
	Okay, so what are you showing us?
	So it's his body's taken over by a white woman, which is Tina Faye is the.
	Oh, I didn't realize that.
	Yep.
	But in the movie, they also say it's just a voice she chose.
	She could be anyone.
	Right.
	But the.
	In fact, that's the problem with her is that she doesn't have a personality because she's been unborn for...
	It was kind of a pro-life movie in a way.
	Right.
	You're right.
	Because it's sort of like glorified the unborn.
	Yeah.
	I didn't think about that.
	But yeah, it's almost borderline racist with the implications there.
	There's a bunch of barbershop people in there.
	They're just kind of like, dog, get my hair cut.
	Alright, like, that's the vibe.
	And then she starts talking about existentialism and, you know, life quandaries and all this stuff.
	And then they're all circled around, like, what?
	That's crazy.
	All right, let's do One more column.
	Peace out.
	Louie.
	Hey, what's up, gang?
	What's up, Gang, Gang, Dance?
	Can you guys hear me?
	Gang Gang, how's it going?
	Gang Dance for sure.
	Gucci Gang.
	Rad, dude.
	That one song.
	They have one song, yeah.
	Yeah, that one.
	I forget the fucking song.
	It's good.
	They used it in an escape video or something.
	But far out, guys, I'm glad I got through.
	I usually call in early, but I got worked up anyhow.
	But I wanted to chat with you about, Gav.
	I mean, there's so much I want to tell you, but about the future of Censor.tv.
	And I'm glad that you put up that Ariel Pink thing.
	I have yet to listen to it, but that was kind of where the conversation I wanted to have was about, you know, you are the godfather of hipster dump, basically, right?
	And, you know, Ariel Pink is right up there with, like, in my opinion, with Kanye West and the strokes and stuff like that.
	He's just too indie for it.
	He's too weird for that shit.
	But, you know, do you feel any sort of responsibility for these guys?
	I mean, as the godfather?
	Do you mean like, should I feel bad that their lives got fucked up because they've been depersoned?
	Sort of, but I'm more like, do you feel like maybe you should provide a platform for these guys?
	I mean, since they're going to be cast out.
	I mean, like, you should see the comments on Instagram for A. Ro Pink's Instagram page.
	I mean, it's horrifying.
	You know, people that love his music all of a sudden are just like, fuck off and die.
	And obviously, that's a travesty, you know?
	So I was wondering about that and like the future of Censored.tv because you guys have something very special going on.
	And, you know, maybe you guys should champion more of these guys.
	And fuck the politics.
	I mean, it's, you know, like you say, man, and all of the stuff you've done, you know, culture and music, all this shit.
	It's, you know, the more subversive, the better.
	You know?
	Yeah, I'd love to take on Ariel Pink and John, what's his name?
	John Mouse?
	John Mouse, yeah.
	And I'm totally open to it.
	John Mouse, yeah.
	The problem is, you know, once you cross over to the dark side, there's no turning back.
	So I don't want to be like Darth Vader and say, come to the dark side, Luke, feel the force.
	Once they're definitely on the dark side, I'm happy to pick them up and say, hi, you can sleep here for the night.
	Here's some soup.
	Really?
	Of course.
	But the problem is you don't want to lead them there because then there's culpability.
	With Max and John, I didn't tell them to go fight Antifa.
	They did go fight Antifa, and now they're in prison for four years.
	I wouldn't be able to handle the guilt if I had said fuck shit up.
	But I'm happy to pick up the pieces of these people.
	The problem is, I don't think a lot of these guys understand, and Ariel Pink and John Mouse are definitely two of these people.
	They don't understand what a fucking pariah you become.
	I have trouble finding a lawyer, no matter how frivolous the suit is.
	I have trouble getting a dentist.
	When I sign into the gym, I write Ginny McGuinne, because I don't want to write Gavin McInnes.
	When I meet a contractor who's going to fix my countertops, I say my name's Kevin.
	I don't think a lot of these ex-libs realize the world they're getting into.
	And it's a world of...
	It's being in a mixed-race couple in 1949 is what it is.
	No, no, I get that, Gav.
	I really do.
	The thing that I'm concerned with, because I've called in before and I'm usually talking about culture stuff.
	And it's that, you know, the hipsterdom thing is an important aspect of like the early aughts and stuff.
	And now it's kind of coming up as a, it's resurfacing as a revival of that.
	And mostly, I mean, you know, most of this stuff, these guys, they're not political.
	Like, you know, Ariel Pink's music is just weird and interesting.
	But I wonder, like, would you ever, you know, and if you see the future of Censor.tv championing artists or filmmakers or what have you, authors that, you know, somebody needs to kind of stand up for these people and say,
	I'm going to publish your work.
	I'm going to release your music.
	And if it's, you know, if you're a pariah, whatever, you know, almost, it's almost as if that was an asset at this point because, you know, things that are kind of underground or under the radar and censored,
	that's what makes the world go round at the end of the day.
	I mean, it takes time, but, you know, and I would hope that you're considering this.
	I'm not considering it.
	I am it.
	That's what we're doing.
	That's what we're doing to our fullest capacity.
	I'd love to sign Ariel Pink to a record label.
	I would love to start my own payment processor.
	I would love to find him.
	I actually did find him a producer today that would happily work with him despite his mega sins.
	Yeah, the dude who does our songs.
	Oh, that's awesome.
	So I'm working hard on that.
	I want to be the island of Misfit Toys, and I think that's what Censored.tv is all about.
	It's about the underground.
	It's about...
	Wait, what?
	No, I think you're right, man.
	I mean, I think that I'm glad that you're doing that because, I mean, you're Gavin McGinnis, and there's no, you know, I don't have to go into what you mean to a culture, but, you know, there's like myself, I'm just a dude.
	I have weird thoughts about politics and stuff.
	But aside from that, you know, there's a lot of people who are willing to say things either in literature or in filmmaking.
	And it's not going to happen.
	You know, it's not going to, like if I were to write a script or something and it had, you know, these words that are censored, it just would never happen.
	And I hope that you're considering at some point expanding, you know, of course, creating a web series of not just news things, but a web series of just fictional characters and stuff where they could just say things and not have to worry about.
	Yes, that's what we're doing.
	Thanks for calling.
	We got your point.
	We got your point.
	Did you get a weird vibe that he was about to do some like 90-degree turn?
	Pranky thing?
	No.
	Say my mother's address or something?
	No, his voice is called.
	It had a gotcha vibe.
	You know what it is?
	It's a mixture of confidence and nervousness.
	That's what I picked up.
	But at first I was like, is it a prank?
	Yeah.
	But no, he's called in a couple of times.
	There's a gotcha moment.
	He's called in a couple.
	But yeah, that's what we're doing.
	I mean, we only just now seemed to have worked out our payment process.
	And that's something that people don't get.
	Like, they go, James O'Keefe, he built his own pirate ship and he's got it.
	Now he's fucking rocking.
	James O'Keefe spends a third of his time in court suing people.
	Ezra Levant, rebel media, he built his own thing and now he can go.
	Ezra Levant spends, I guess, 30% of his budget suing people for calling him a Nazi or rebel Nazis.
	So we are constantly floundering, trying to repair this ship and fix holes in it.
	But once it starts going forward, absolutely do I want Ariel Pink.
	I mean, ooh, I hired Atheism is Unstoppable because he was banned.
	I'm not an atheist.
	I don't support atheism.
	I'm a Catholic, but I have no problem with dissenting voices.
	And I think he's got a very important voice.
	That's what I was trying to do with Vice.
	I wanted to have people from all over.
	I had Janine Garofilo write an article for Vice called I Hate Conservatives.
	She eventually stopped calling us back.
	Wait, what's the matter?
	No, no, nothing.
	But that's the goal.
	So as we get more money, we'll get more censored misfits to be able to do their work.
	And, you know, there's a lot of optimism here with media on the right.
	There's talk of Trump starting a sort of a MAGA network.
	Elon Musk is getting a satellite.
	They're only $250 million, I believe, and starting his own internet.
	So there is a light behind the clouds.
	But we're just going to keep persevering through the rain right now, working as hard as we can to make sure that we survive this.
	We're burrowing underground as of right now.
	We're not invading the Capitol.
	We're not going to assassinate Joe Biden like the fucking Reddit nuts are saying.
	There's no political activism on the horizon.
	But what it's really about now is girding our loins and making sure we can survive the next few weeks until we can build not just our own thing, because Parler built their own thing.
	You have to build more than your own thing.
	You have to build your own infrastructure.
	And I'm relying on Elon and Trump to help us do that so we can have free speech again.
	Because that's what America is.
	America is as closely related to free speech as Islam is to the Quran and Judaism is to the Torah.
	It is our spine.
	Without free speech, we don't have an America.
	And as of today, it's looking like we don't have an America.
	So we are going to fight as hard as fucking hell to bring that back because no one can help us.
	Israel, Germany, no one can help us rebuild America.
	We have to do that as Americans.
	And that's what we're going to do.
	So get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.
	And never stop fighting.

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