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Jan. 12, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S03E59 - MAINSTREAM RADICALS

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	That was Snowy.
	Part of this sort of what the hell are they going to call it now?
	Eski beat, garage, jungle, DNB, drum and bass scene in Britain.
	Nottingham's savior of the Scatty Squad.
	I kind of been so overwhelmed with all the bullshit recently that I'm soothing myself with my past, like listening to drum and bass, because that was big in the 90s, and looking at old punk coats on Instagram feeds,
	and reading graphic novels that have nothing to do with anything.
	Which brings us to I René Tardy, Prisoner of War, about a retard who, no, just kidding.
	It's by the fantastic cartoonist Jacques Tardy, quif des bon d'essine, and it's one of three books.
	It really is a fucking masterpiece.
	So what Jacques Tardy did is he sat and he interviewed his dad.
	And so this is a transcription of the conversation, but it's illustrated.
	So as he's talking, almost like drunk history, as he's talking back and forth with his dad, we get to see exactly what's going on.
	His dad fought for France.
	I know France are known as pussies in World War II, but they did fight the Nazis.
	Just not enough.
	Anyway, he was in a tank.
	And, oh, that's a good frame.
	I remember that one.
	See?
	So he's saying, Papa, you already said that.
	So he's sort of transposing him and his dad into the scenes, but they're almost like ghosts, like the ghosts of Christmas Pass kind of vibe.
	They're not really there, but they're there.
	And his dad was captured really quickly, 12 days after the offensive.
	And then he spent the rest of the entire war in a POW camp.
	So that's only the first one.
	I've only read the first one.
	Look at the fucking quality.
	The last one, he comes home.
	So we'll see what that happens.
	But this is just a great escape.
	And what's brilliant about it, too, is there's intimate details there of what the tanks were like.
	Another great book like that is Unbroken.
	That's not a graphic novel.
	That's a book.
	A bookie bookie.
	A bookie wookie.
	As what's his name says?
	What's his name?
	The idiot who interviewed Russell Brand.
	Unbroken by Lauren Hillebrand.
	I don't know if it's here.
	But what's great about her book, and we talk about it maybe too much on this show, is that she gets every single fucking detail about every plane that Louis Zampurini flew in and the problems with them and where the rear rack and pinion steering is and where the turrets are and the bucket here.
	And the problem with the buckets is it gets so cold and then you have to fly down.
	You only have enough fuel for this.
	She must have a pilot's license by now.
	She did so much research.
	Oh no, huge, huge mistake.
	How is that a mistake?
	Wow, Trump's really fucking up this week.
	Let's dive right into the news.
	What do we got here?
	Back to school.
	There's a new Sex in the City coming up, but without the slut.
	Cuomo is saying we should probably get back to work now.
	This is the guy.
	He imposed such brutal fines for people who did the vaccine wrong because he didn't want the vaccine to work because that's good for Trump, that people were going, I'm not risking the fine.
	And we're just, hospitals were throwing the vaccine in the garbage.
	This is a guy who wrote a book about how awesome he is and how great he handled this pandemic.
	And he won a Fa Kingami for the way he updated people on TV.
	He won a TV drama award.
	That's what it is.
	It's drama.
	It's fiction.
	We've got an airplane crash.
	We'll show you that later.
	Oh, and here's a, there's tons of new info on the Capitol thing.
	I was wrong.
	It looks like that cop really did die from a fire extinguisher, and they got the guy.
	I may have sent that to you separately.
	So we'll get to that.
	We'll get to all the news.
	Joe Biden's dressed up as a poor boy.
	And then Iran.
	But before we do anything, I think it's important that we focus on Vin Diesel.
	And a live.
	He's doing a live.
	It's a live stream.
	He's got a live.
	He's putting out a live.
	It's live.
	I'm doing a live.
	It's live.
	I'm doing a live.
	I'm doing a joke, but I believe that's the same number of times.
	What was that, eight?
	I think nine.
	I think he does nine.
	I just want to briefly go over this Facebook live stream I was just watching starring Vin Diesel.
	Let's just dive right into it, shall we?
	Vin Diesel, one of the dumbest guys alive.
	His dad was black.
	His dad Vamoosed when he was a baby.
	He was raised by a funny-looking little Asian man who was a theater dude.
	So Vin has been acting forever.
	And there's not really anything black about him, though.
	He likes to capitalize on that.
	I used to work at the company, the production company that did How to Be a Man, also did some mini web series with him.
	I guess his career was so low and mine was so high, we briefly touched.
	And they told me, and I've told you this before, that he thinks he's in a movie.
	So when he gets off, he travels with an entourage and they all roll up to get his check from this production company.
	And he takes off his helmet, he throws it to someone, and they catch it.
	And then he comes in, he puts his boots up on the desk, and they're like, we wire you the money.
	What are you doing here?
	But he's just like, on a mission.
	Got to go get paid.
	Come on, crew.
	Anyway, here he is with the cast of Fast and the Furious.
	And I think he has an IQ that is so low that he couldn't be executed.
	Like, say he murdered 100 babies, he went into an ICU unit, just pepper-sprayed them all with fucking AK-47 for shrapnel.
	I don't think you could murder him.
	I think he has Down syndrome.
	But after a year in theater, he's made a great living for himself.
	So it's amazing that someone with a peanut-sized brain can survive and run one of the, not run, but be an integral part of one of the greatest franchises in movie history.
	When I say great, I mean most successful.
	I don't mean good.
	But all right, let's check in with Vin doing a live stream.
	Is he holding it with his hand?
	I'm doing it live, guys.
	So just have a seat.
	And this is going to be fun.
	I'm giving you big hugs in a second.
	Stop.
	So he has two guests that have just arrived.
	They're going to be a surprise for you.
	A fast and furious surprise.
	But he waved like that.
	He's live streaming them coming in.
	I don't know why you would do that.
	We know that Vin is famous for his Instagram stories and his posts.
	And he's always pulling in actors on movie sets and torturing them with this shit, which I think the higher-ups like because it's like free promo.
	It's a free commercial.
	And he's anyone's dog for a bone.
	So he's kissing corporate ass right now.
	But it's so bad.
	I'm giving you big hugs in a second.
	I'm doing it live.
	Trust me.
	I'm doing it live.
	I'll give big hugs in a second.
	I'm doing it live.
	I'm doing it live.
	I am doing it live.
	I'm doing it live.
	And the reason why I'm doing it live is because, as you know, the Fast and Furious saga.
	So if you repeated, I'm doing it live seven times, people would assume you're having a stroke.
	This is like, remember that newscaster who was talking and then she had a, or he had a stroke?
	Maybe, didn't that happen with Rand Paul or Ron Paul?
	They were talking and they had a stroke and they sound a word.
	That's what he sounds like all of the time.
	Doing it live, I'm doing it live.
	I'll give you hugs later.
	I'm doing it live.
	What is a live?
	A live stream on your fucking stupid Instagram?
	Like a fan.
	The most loyal and we never want to let them down.
	And they have been the ones that have supported us.
	What is this?
	Is that a fireplace?
	Or you just have some sort of shimmery laser beams in your living room?
	What the fuck is that?
	Greatly in so many different ways.
	And I guess I'm just doing it live because while it's Saturday night and the rest of the world is having a blast that they should, we are always working here.
	We're always working for the cause.
	We're always working for Universal Studios, who we love and who has shown us so much support.
	And now that they've been bought by Comcast, Comcast has come in and done wonders.
	So great.
	Thanks, Comcast.
	And thank you, man.
	Rock.
	And just to give you an idea of how much we are always working and how united we really are when we do the work.
	Stop.
	I know why his dad left.
	His dad went, oh shit, I'm a retired.
	I just made a retard.
	I'm not dealing with this.
	I can barely tie my shoes.
	This guy's going to be a huge burden on me.
	I'm going to have to like feed him till he's 35, show him what a fry is, tell him how to wash his afro.
	I'm out.
	But it worked out.
	He's fine.
	So besides all the ass licking, the conceit here is that Vin Diesel is so dedicated to the fast and the furious that while everyone's partying on a Saturday night, he has a team at his house and they all bounce ideas off one another and to think of like what they're going to do for fast and furious.
	I don't know what they're up to now, nine?
	That's not true.
	There is no way in Hades that Vin Diesel writes anything remotely associated with Fast and Furious.
	I'm sure it's nerdy Jews who write most Hollywood stuff and they have their formulas and they've seen what works and they have to just sort of go, there's this on 17th minute, i.e.
	in the script page 17, we have to have conflict and blah, blah, blah.
	Like it's so derivative.
	And I'm not criticizing it.
	Fucking mac and cheese is derivative.
	It's delicious.
	But there's no way that Ven Diesel can even achieve that.
	So when he finally does the reveal, according to his bullshit lie, you should see a whole team of people with laptops and computers and little cars where they can put stuff on.
	That's how you write a movie, an action movie.
	You've got a lot of, you've got like 15 people together with little cue cards saying, well, what if the car crashes in scene two?
	That's not what's happening.
	Around the table, ideas have bounced around.
	And just a line.
	We're working really because dates were promised to you guys, and we want to honor it for you, the fans, and we want to honor it for the studio that's believed in us.
	So this is a regular Saturday night where we just break.
	So you better see a writing team coming up, or at least like three Jewish men with notepads and all kinds of school supplies, right?
	And we try to imagine what would excite you in the future, what storylines you would like to see continued.
	And we try to find the truth in our mythology, and we try to maintain the integrity that is in fact.
	One of the things we like about Fast and Furious as stupid action movie watchers is the total and utter lack of integrity.
	Fast and Furious saga has become.
	So, um, okay, reveal.
	Just to give you an idea of the type of people that will come and brainstorm with me.
	Um, He's always blowing up the spotlight.
	What's that?
	Michelle Gomez, right?
	Rodriguez?
	Is she the one that's always frowning and everything?
	Like in SWAT?
	Her poor eyebrows working overtime.
	I think she.
	Oh, you know what?
	She's the one who said, someone said, why are Puerto Ricans so fucking loud?
	I know the answer to the question, by the way.
	It's because in the Lower East Side, you're stuck in a tiny apartment and you're yelling over like 14 people in the living room.
	That's the origin of Puerto Rican loudness.
	Would you agree, Ryan?
	Sounds good to me.
	Sounds good to you.
	I can't hear you.
	But her answer was, she goes, Latinos in New York, we are screaming to be heard in a world that just won't listen.
	Yeah, sure.
	Bye, Minis.
	Oh, come on, you're making me blush, man.
	Look, point it at Jordana.
	What?
	Michelle.
	Right.
	Why does Michelle have to do that?
	Just because, look at it, because I'm dressed and how beautiful these girls are.
	Okay, so help me out here.
	What do you think is really going on here?
	My first theory was that pretty girls are almost as dumb as Vin.
	So they kind of like going to Vin Diesel's house.
	He's got a nice house.
	He's got a fireplace with laser beams in it, a nice pool.
	We'll go there.
	We'll have some wine and leave.
	Maybe, or maybe the studio said, look, we want to, this saves us like $4 million on the budget.
	If you guys do a Facebook Live, it'll be seen by 37 million people.
	So on Thursday or Saturday, actually, at 9 p.m., can you go to Vin Diesel's for like a second and just do a stupid video to help market the franchise?
	I'm kind of leaning to the ladder now because I can't see anyone, you know, even these dumb bitches.
	How could they possibly get any stimulation out of talking to Vin fucking diesel?
	Yeah, right?
	It's like, come on, Michelle.
	Really?
	Look at all those floating hearts.
	Look at those floating hearts, man.
	A lot of love.
	So these are the characters.
	So look at this.
	So you're watching a fast live right now.
	And you're watching a Facebook Live right now.
	And it's got the core characters from the first film here.
	And it's not just their acting talent.
	It's not just their beauty.
	It's their brains and truthfulness.
	We rely on when creating the next chapters, whether it's a fast nine chapter or whether it's a spin-off chapter.
	How do you get the surface area of a rectangle?
	You know we're doing it all for Puerto Rico.
	Guys, remember when we were filming in Puerto Rico?
	Okay, stop.
	So this is the first, how long have we been watching?
	He's been talking for almost four minutes.
	This is the first grain of sand of content that this entire video has had.
	He's about to talk about when they were in Puerto Rico and how it was cool.
	Okay, that's something.
	There's content there, but it took you four minutes to get to any kind of content.
	The rest was just we're live, we're live eight times.
	Remember those magical scenes that we did in Puerto Rico?
	Remember how much love Puerto Rico gave us to create the one some of some people's favorite Fast and Furious is Fast Five.
	And remember when we went to Puerto Rico how much love Puerto Rico gave to us to manifest such a powerful, powerful, powerful movie?
	I mean, you were doing stuff on the favelas that were insane.
	There we go.
	Stuff.
	There's some content.
	We were in Puerto Rico in the favelas, right?
	The shithole slums, and we shot some race scenes that were crazy.
	Got it.
	417.
	We have a grain of sand of something.
	Yeah.
	It's just something that we've always been proud of, and we are still very.
	Back to nothingness.
	Back to the abyss that is Vin Diesel's head.
	Just a giant black hole.
	You know what?
	You could just open him up.
	When he dies, let's cut the top of his head open and just use it as a landfill.
	You could just pour all the garbage.
	It would be quite a funnel, but we'll just pour all of our waste in there and it just instantly zaps.
	It ends up on some other planet, maybe in another dimension.
	His head is a vacuum.
	I guess what this visual shows you is dedication.
	What?
	So, wait, so you're sticking with this lie that Jordana, what's her name, Michelle Gomez, and Vin Diesel sit with no papers, no laptops, nothing.
	They just sit and come up with ideas for the next movie, the sequel, and what would maintain the integrity of FNF.
	Fuck you, FNU, you liar.
	And it's so obvious.
	That's the other part.
	It's such an embarrassingly obvious lie.
	Commitment to integrity and the idea that we make these movies with our hearts.
	You're an actor.
	And that even if it's even it could be a Saturday night when we could be all going out and doing something and we'll powwow together to make sure to gut.
	Actors don't have Saturday nights.
	They don't work nine to five.
	There's no TGIF when you're an actor.
	You work your ass off, in quotes, 10 hours a day for like two months and then you have three months off.
	There's no Saturday.
	So what the fuck are you talking about?
	Check ourselves to make sure that we are honoring all of the fans and honoring our brother Pablo and honoring and honoring the studio that's been so supportive to us and this multicultural storyline.
	Multicultural storyline?
	Wow.
	So this is a live and there could be some people that say, why weren't we watching that live while we were doing something else?
	This really is my family.
	Michelle and Jordana are truly my family and they inspire me to put up the good fight and to make sure that when you I don't even think his brain's connected to his mouth, I think he just says, roll.
	Put up the good fight.
	What are you fighting?
	Doing a good movie?
	I mean, these are Toretos.
	So, you know, don't be surprised if you see a Toreto movie of just Toretos.
	Wait, is it Toretto?
	Is that like the chicks in F and F?
	Very easily happen.
	Didn't one of the guys get so into this movie that he died?
	Yeah, one of the actors thought he was Fast and Furious in real life and wrapped his car around a tree or something.
	Paul Walker.
	Paul Walker, says Ryan very seriously.
	Do you watch these movies?
	I can't remember if I was watching Triple X or Fast and Furious, but they're so bad.
	It's amazing.
	Oh, we should watch the thing.
	I think it's the beginning of Triple X where he's skiing through the jungle and then he gets on a skateboard.
	Remember that one?
	His character is named Dominic Toreto.
	So I suppose they're also Torettos in the film, too.
	What, they're his children?
	Maybe they're brother and sister in the film?
	Or maybe he's just being retarded.
	Oh, he's saying, like, they're my family.
	They're my fellow Toretos.
	Torettos?
	That's his fictional character.
	So they're your fictional character's family.
	Not yours.
	Okay, the actors just got a little hurt because they thought you meant they're Vin Diesel's family.
	Apparently not.
	No, no, I got my own family.
	I got that funny little Colombian Chinaman for a stepdad and then my fucking reckless slut of a Scottish mom.
	You know we love you and you keep us going and you keep us inspired to continue to make this the most beloved saga in film history.
	So thank you.
	When are you going to sing for them, Ben?
	What's in that?
	Evil, Michelle.
	Evil, Michelle.
	You heard that in confidence, Michelle.
	Oh, God, that's so cool.
	You know what he act?
	Maybe he just has shitty teeth.
	That's weird that someone that vein wouldn't have veneers.
	You know what he acts like?
	He acts like when you're fucking with a dude who is alcohol poisoning levels wasted.
	You know those guys?
	And you wake him up and you're like, Artie, we got to go.
	Your car's on fire.
	Oh, man.
	It's not on fire.
	Is it on fire?
	Who to get it on fire?
	How did it...
	Is it distinguishers?
	We have to get the distinguishers.
	Oh, man, you guys.
	That's how he talks.
	He talks like someone who has just pissed their pants.
	Oh, man.
	So, car's on fire, Vince.
	She just heard this track with me and me and my boy Nikki M. Oh, my God.
	Oh, man.
	But no one knows when you're in.
	You can actually understand it.
	Come on.
	I'm going back in.
	The puppy hand that you're going to.
	We're going to hear this Nikki M track.
	I'm guessing it's not awesome.
	Understand.
	Come on.
	I'm going to get him.
	Peckamo.
	Stop it.
	Listen, come on, man.
	That's not fair.
	See, that's how much yellow is have you heard sing for them.
	Look, I'm going to sing for them in this live.
	Really?
	I mean, are we really going there?
	You heard it in private.
	No one in the world heard this.
	Well, we don't private before we went.
	Oh, man.
	Now it's Nikki.
	Nikki M's going to think I told everybody about this song.
	Oh, man.
	Okay.
	So wait a minute.
	Now we have a third angle here that he's doing a live to promote his song because he sees himself as a musician now.
	So maybe he says we'll do a live and let's try to sneak in my song at the end there, Michelle.
	Because this is obviously fucking 1,000% fake.
	Jordana and I had my little son was born while we were filming in Puerto Rico.
	So Puerto Rico is very important.
	We have the best memories there.
	I'd be bummed out if I missed the birth of my son.
	So I would curse Puerto Rico.
	And we will be back there to film again.
	So all love.
	What are you being serious about?
	Did someone die?
	Okay, so we got to check out this Nikki M track, and we have to check out him skiing through the jungle.
	I'm about to go into a Vin vortex.
	What a meathead.
	What a meathead.
	That's a perfect turn.
	Yeah, meathead.
	He really is.
	He's not a douche.
	Well, he is, but he's more a meathead, yeah.
	Would you like to hang out with him?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, I would for the stories, but like sincerely.
	I mean, let me put it this way.
	If you were in prison and he was locked in your cell, you would kill yourself.
	Oh, this is a joke.
	He's on Kimmel.
	I don't know Fallon.
	And he's got such a deep voice.
	They're saying he's got a great voice, probably.
	Oh, he's deflecting.
	Yeah.
	He's deflecting.
	Well, I think I sent you his song with Jam.
	I can never remember that name.
	So his name's Nikki Jam, but he's Puerto Rican.
	So it's Yam?
	Like the Jankeys.
	That is talent.
	That's a really good trap.
	He can't speak Spanish, though.
	Okay, so this is the movie that I was thinking of.
	What's it called now?
	I think it's Triple X. And that's all we have for his songs?
	Is that what he does?
	He just does like a low-voice guy song.
	It's not easy to find his songs.
	Oh.
	No, he Scrubbed.
	I sent to you a while ago.
	He debuted his song on Kelly Clarkson, and it's off the internet now.
	It's a private video.
	Got made fun of.
	Yep.
	Maybe he's one of those guys who doesn't realize that he's, people make fun of him.
	Like Tom Cruise, I heard, he doesn't watch any media, TV, nothing.
	So he doesn't realize he thinks people think he's the cool Mission Impossible guy.
	So this movie, what's the name of it?
	Triple X. No, thank you, Ryan.
	The whole fucking name.
	Triple X is the franchise.
	Oh, this is the third part, Return of Xander.
	Return of Xander.
	Xander Cage.
	I believe he's Xander Cage, isn't he?
	No, no.
	Yeah, yeah, I think he's Xander Cage.
	So in this seat, he just climbed up to the top of this tower to steal a, to plant a box, a hack box.
	And that is so the villagers in the little town of wherever he is, let's say Puerto Rico, can watch the soccer match for free.
	And he's a local hero.
	So he's disappeared, and he's in this tiny town.
	But even in this tiny town, he's become like a rock star that totally dominates.
	And I think they go to this tiny town, they go, Xander, we need you back in the game.
	You know, the kind of movie you'd write if you were 12.
	So I think he's just put the box on it there to steal a signal, and this is how he's going to escape.
	He's going to ski home.
	What are the odds of you landing on a part of the hill?
	Oh, his poles were there.
	What is he wearing?
	His ski boots are like timberlands.
	And then he's got women's capri pants on.
	Amen.
	How many twigs are whipping his shins right now?
	Oh, they're just blood.
	Your ski boots are just full of blood.
	The cops catch him.
	They're like, are you okay?
	Sure, I can see your shin bone.
	You scrape all his skin off.
	They're going to call you shin diesel.
	Shin Diesel.
	These tattoos are bananas.
	Are those his real tattoos?
	I don't know.
	No, I don't think so.
	You have one second to comply.
	Three.
	Yeah, this movie fucking rules.
	We may consider watching it as a thing in my day.
	I would love to watch this film.
	It's really, really good.
	We need someone who can move like them.
	All right, that's enough of that.
	Oh, wait, do you have the skating thing?
	Yeah.
	I can't.
	I think he ditches the skis, and then he gets on a longboard, which I guess they're known for their speed now.
	And he proceeds to rip through the mountainas.
	And what's cool about this is it's not enough.
	Yeah, he has to high five people.
	It's not enough that he's doing.
	I think this might be before he gets to plant the box.
	Yeah, everyone loves him.
	No, no, this is him coming back to the village.
	He's like, you can all watch this soccer now.
	But we don't have TVs.
	We don't have running water.
	Could you maybe get drinkable water?
	Potable water?
	Can you do that trick?
	I thought you wanted to watch TV.
	You can watch me on it.
	You can watch me rip my legs off and become Shin Diesel.
	That's a good one, wow.
	All right, let's get back to seriousness.
	Should we start the show?
	Yes.
	Just started the show.
	Twitter's lost $5 billion.
	Hooray, hurrah.
	Very happy about that.
	This is 1-1.
	Yeah, you kicked Trump off.
	I saw this great tweet where this guy was not joking, and he's like, I kind of built a brand having snarky retweets of all Donald Trump's tweets, and I sold merch and trinkets and hats and shirts, and now I don't know what to do.
	Any ideas?
	Learn to code.
	There's an idea.
	Also in major news, Islam, we got Al-Qaeda's number two guy.
	Sounds like good news to me, right?
	If they got Proud Boy's number two guy, the media would be thrilled.
	But I checked it out on Twitter, and the reactions are almost nothing but animosity.
	First, they say it's a lie.
	They go, Al-Qaeda's Sunni, and Iran is Shia, so there's no way that they would be friends.
	Yeah, right.
	Those fucking ruthless animals.
	Like, they give a shit about nuance.
	Wait, go to the top.
	The tippy top.
	Outgoing Secretary of State, Mike Pompeo, says Iran is a new Afghanistan without providing any intelligence.
	Evidence says Al-Qaeda has a new home base.
	It is the Islamic Republic of Iran.
	As a result, Bin Laden's wicked creation is poised to gain strength and capabilities.
	We ignore this Iran-A-Qaeda axis at our own peril.
	We need to acknowledge it.
	We must confront it.
	We must defeat it.
	Sounds good to me.
	Fuck Iran.
	But these people all over Twitter are so PC that they see Iranians as non-white.
	Like, I remember when, oh, look at this.
	It's a shame because there's that much we should do to support the Iranian people and tackle the Iranian regime.
	Its awful human rights abuses and its nefarious activities in the region.
	But making this kind of baseless link only undermines the cause for a tougher approach to Iran.
	I think it really helps the cause for a tougher approach to Iran.
	What the fuck?
	What a fucking mess.
	Yeah, I remember after bin Laden was killed, people were like, whatever.
	I mean, it wasn't that hard.
	The American left is their enemy of, your enemy of my, the enemy of my enemy is my friend.
	So they go, I hate white people.
	I hate conservatives.
	I hate MAGA.
	Anyone that they hate, I love.
	Okay, I hate jihadists.
	Well, then I love them.
	And Scots are the worst at this.
	You go to a fucking Celtics football match, and there's a giant flag for Palestine.
	What the fuck has Glasgow, Scotland got to do with Palestine?
	Underdogs.
	We just love underdogs.
	Britain seems to like Israel.
	The Protestants, the English, that seems to be their thing.
	Okay, What's not that thing?
	Well, Palestine hates Israel.
	I'm a Palestinian.
	Like that fucker Warnock, who I think won, that black preacher who called Jesus a Palestinian prophet.
	He was successful.
	He's in the house.
	Which brings me to the next.
	Okay, I got to get this out of my inbox.
	I've been meaning to get to this for a long time.
	It's a fantasy I've been having.
	And it's two chicks, right?
	Three chicks.
	One's blowing me.
	Then I have one suck in each ball.
	Yeah.
	My dream.
	Now, I've had a good run in media.
	I was able to make a bunch of sketches that I liked.
	They never really generated much money.
	Yeah, there he is.
	Warnock.
	He's wearing his slave trading scarf.
	What's that thing called again?
	Those scarves?
	Tinte cloth.
	Yeah, but it's like a tool, a tuna or something.
	But it's sewn right into his shirt.
	Wow.
	If you love Africa so much, why don't you go check it out?
	Stay there for a week.
	It can't be an American franchise hotel.
	And just walk around.
	Enjoy yourself.
	Okay, so here's my dream.
	I'll never get to actualize it.
	But I want to do a prank, sort of like the Perry Project.
	There's no links for this.
	It would be like a year-long prank.
	I wonder if that's legal.
	And what it is, it's a show called Exceptional People, right?
	And we have this woman who's a hostess, and she has to be relatively intelligent.
	And what we do is we showcase all these incredible talents, and the people are not talented.
	And then we film her behind the scenes.
	So we have like, you know, that thing that I do with my Jimi Hendrix.
	We would do that.
	And she would have to go, all right, okay.
	When we come back after the break, and then we'd see her like in the dressing room going, say you were producers.
	What was that?
	Oh, I see.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Like, this is getting harder and harder every day, you guys.
	And they go, it sounded like Jimi Hendrix.
	It was perfect.
	Or you'd have some painter and they'd be like, he can look at a face and look away and draw it perfectly.
	And you'd find, actually, it'd be best to find a really good painter and say, do a shitty job.
	Because you have to get it perfectly not good.
	Like everyone that she interviews for exceptional people has to be, well, obviously that Jimi Hendrix was like a 32%, but like 60%, like slightly above average.
	Pretty good.
	Pretty good.
	All right.
	Like, like, you know, you on guitar, like shitty, but not that interesting.
	I guess I can pretend to be badder than I am.
	Yeah, sure.
	Badder.
	Worse.
	So would some of them be completely legit?
	So that way she's...
	Oh, I see.
	Oh, that's an idea, though.
	Maybe we do have one or two savants.
	To sneak them in.
	Because I saw this little kid on 60 Minutes, and he could hear a new song.
	He's 12 and autistic, and he couldn't look at you.
	But he'd hear a song and then just perfectly recreate it, no matter how complex it was.
	So maybe you're right.
	Maybe we pepper in a few genuinely talented people.
	And so like, say his name is, what's his name?
	You got him?
	Is this it?
	Dick Lewis, we'll say for fun.
	And then they'll go.
	Because she'll keep saying, can we get back to Dick Lewis?
	Oh, yeah.
	She's not.
	She's normal.
	She doesn't work out anything.
	This isn't the one.
	No, but she's very talented, too, obviously.
	Oh, she's got perfect pitch.
	Oh.
	What's perfect pitch again?
	Where somebody says like a note and you just know it.
	I have that.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	Out of nowhere.
	Yeah, try me.
	All right.
	Well, let's back this up.
	Sorry for the weight, though.
	Let's try a B. Okay, a B. B. Let's go to our virtual piano.
	We got a A, B. That was I you hit.
	Well, that's the keyboard hotkey.
	Well, no, you said to do a B. I did a B. Now you're hitting I. So you cheated.
	You know what I'm saying?
	B actually lands on B, so that's what I said.
	That's an I did.
	You want to do one more?
	Yeah.
	How about an A?
	A. Perfect.
	Perfect.
	Well, it's coming through speakers, so it's going to be different, but it's A. That sounds like some bullshit excuse that I would make.
	Nope.
	Oh, so you agree that you're full of shit.
	Or he would do math equations like 11 times 117, and it would take him as long as it would take us.
	Like you do 117 times 10, and then you have to add, what, 117 to that?
	So you could do it in like a minute.
	And wouldn't it be awesome to see her just going, oh, Jesus Christ.
	And maybe even get her in a bar with her friends going, you should have seen this guy today.
	He was a Jimi Hendrix prodigy.
	And he fucking, I could do it better.
	He was doing all on the watchtowers.
	He goes, That's it.
	I'm thinking this is going to be bad for my career.
	It's going to be the laughingstock.
	But you can't really do that anymore, can you?
	You can't waste a year of a woman's life.
	If you're paying her, I mean, why not?
	It's a new type of reality.
	She's going to sue you pretty bad.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	Or if you're in the contract.
	Go to green screen.
	Go to 2-0.
	This is the perfect example of my new hit show, Exceptional People.
	We have Ted Cruz, ladies and gentlemen.
	Ted Cruz isn't just an incredibly talented politician.
	He's also a profoundly talented mimic.
	Did you know that?
	No.
	Candidates.
	Look, your wife is now.
	She's lighting up the show.
	Right now they're on my show.
	They're on my hit show, Exceptionable People.
	Exceptionable people.
	So we've heard about the lighter side of Ted Cruz, Heidi.
	And something about impressions, he does impressions really.
	Well, you know, there are people who do impressions, and then there are the rest of us who do not.
	Ted is one of those who does impressions.
	Ted's really funny.
	Ted has a great sense of humor.
	He loves to tell jokes.
	He and Caroline and her eight-year-old go back and forth, and they're the only two people in the family that think the jokes are funny.
	The eight-year-old joke book.
	And so Ted has, another thing I love about Ted is he has a great sense of humor.
	And so he is giving jokes.
	Ted is funny, and another thing you like about him is that he has a great sense of humor.
	What a range.
	Now, here's the thing about Ted Cruz.
	He's got a nasally voice, and he's southern.
	So he has a southern accent.
	So he's got this nasally southern accent.
	That's a lot to overcome.
	Like with Ryan, you have a normal Northeastern accent, so you don't have to erase a lot of stuff.
	But it's sort of like, remember when Brett, what's his name, said he got in big shit after he did that movie Tower something?
	And they said, did Heddie Murphy rehearse?
	And he goes, rehearsals are for fags.
	Oh, yeah.
	Brett Ratner.
	Brett Ratner.
	And he got in big shit for that.
	But I was like, rehearsals are for fags.
	Because if you have to play a tough guy, like, hey, we need to get the fuck out of here.
	But your normal voice is like, you guys, like me doing that first guy takes a lot less rehearsal than this guy being this guy.
	So rehearsals are for fags.
	That was a fact.
	Similarly, Ted Cruz, to do imitations, he has to hide away the nasal fucking southerner and come up with a fresh slate.
	So he's got to do two steps.
	One, get rid of Ted Cruz, get to zero, and then do the imitation.
	He has a non-neutral voice.
	Yes.
	Right.
	I guess that I could have saved 10 minutes with that.
	Let's see.
	No, no, no, no.
	Let's take a look.
	She's the hoister.
	Exceptional Smithsonian.
	Okay, stop.
	Oh, no.
	Now, let's hear your Mr. Burns.
	He's basically Ronald Reagan.
	Well, hello, Smithers.
	Hello, Smithers.
	Something like that.
	Yeah.
	Excellent.
	Okay, so let's hear his Mr. Burns.
	Smithers release the hounds.
	Oh, okay, so that is obviously terrible, but at least he's not very Ted Cruz-y, right?
	Right.
	Let's hear it again, can we?
	Right here.
	Smithers release the hounds.
	Wait a minute, wait a minute.
	Is this Mr. Burns after a pack of cigarettes and a whiskey?
	What's with the Smithers?
	Is this Mr. Burns doing an impression of Ted Cruz?
	That sounds pretty close to reality.
	Hi, I'm Mr. Burns.
	I'm also Marge Simpson Sisters.
	Yeah.
	Hi, Homer.
	Release the hounds.
	He sounds more like the sisters.
	That stung.
	Okay.
	So this is my favorite host.
	Exceptionable people.
	Why do I keep saying exceptionable?
	Exceptional.
	Exceptional people.
	My new hit show, EP.
	Excellent.
	Heidily ho, neighbor.
	Oakaly-dokly, neighbor.
	You know?
	Stop.
	Oh.
	Wait a minute.
	That is what Ned Flanders would say.
	But you didn't say it in a Ned Flanders voice.
	He's got a very nasal voice.
	Oakly Dokly.
	Here, you do your Ned Flanders.
	That's what's happening.
	I don't think I do it.
	Let me see.
	Oakalydokly, neighbor.
	Honk Honk?
	I don't know what he does.
	I just started watching Simptons, actually.
	Yeah, he's got a slightly southern accent, too.
	So this should be easy for Ted Cruz.
	He actually has a pretty Ted Cruzy accent.
	This is a thing that I think is...
	I stay away from cartoon impressions like Family Guy, South Park.
	It's like, it's not going to be good.
	I don't know why, but it's cringy.
	Probably because the people they get to do the voices are like the best in the world.
	That could be it.
	And it's like you were trying to, I don't know.
	It's like, it's really normie level impression stuff to do the cartoon.
	So this is it.
	Stop.
	That's just Ted Cruz talking.
	Is this a joke?
	Is he in on this joke?
	And they are.
	Good Morning America is the funniest show in the world.
	But that's just repeating a line.
	Like, she has a little high up kid's voice.
	Hi, Dad.
	I'm Lisa.
	Yeah, that's even closer to whatever it is.
	Yeah.
	Hello?
	Hi, I'm Lisa.
	I'm high up.
	You can't just be like, but Dad, I'm a vegetarian named Ted Cruz.
	Dad, I'm a vegetarian.
	I don't eat animals.
	But Lisa, animals are so delicious.
	There's the animal we're going to be.
	Wow.
	So I guess he just wants to repeat this scene because he likes the scene.
	But he's not even trying to do Lisa.
	And then with Bart, he kind of has a bit of a baritone.
	But besides that, he's given up and he's Ted Cruz.
	Animals are so delicious.
	There's the animal we get bacon from, the animal we get ham from.
	Look, he's doing the joke, and he's forgotten the imitation.
	Where is he right now?
	He just, and that's like autistic.
	Your idea of being funny is to repeat a funny line from a show?
	And by the way, a little side note here.
	That show is just another example of dads, white dads, being retarded.
	Homer Simpson couldn't feed himself.
	He has a 60 IQ.
	And Lisa Simpson is the smartest person in the world.
	She susses out every scene and every episode because kids are awesome.
	They're better than grown-ups.
	And girls are better than boys.
	Women are better than men.
	So she's like the perfect archetype.
	If she was black, it would be perfect.
	Like the black doctor.
	So that's why I got sick of that show as I got older.
	Her idol is a black saxophone boy.
	Yeah, she loves the black saxophone and she plays the sax amazingly.
	Bart can't do anything.
	He can sort of ride a skateboard.
	Cause mischief.
	Dad, that's all the same animal.
	Oh, sure, Lisa.
	A magic animal that all the wonderful foods come from.
	Forward, not back.
	Stop.
	So this is different.
	This is a guy who likes The Simpsons and can remember lines from The Simpsons.
	This has nothing to do with imitations.
	So the setup should have been, hey, Ted, we understand that you really like The Simpsons and you can Remember certain scenes because those guys have like weird computer-y voices, right?
	I don't know.
	I think there's like a feedback, like we offered you paradise.
	You would have explained that danger jumps emotions a hundred times greater than what you call love and a thousand times greater than love.
	The guy from Spinaltap, what you call it.
	Oh, really?
	You'll be treated like gods.
	So it's like a transatlantic 1950s accent with no on it.
	You'll be treated like gods.
	So if you're going to do these guys, you should have a deep, 50-sounding James Earl Jones voice.
	Okay, Ted?
	Take it away.
	Forward, not backwards.
	Upwards, not downwards.
	And always twirling, twirling for freedom.
	You remembered lines from your favorite show.
	What a gift.
	That was terrible.
	Let's get him on my new hit show, Extraordinary People.
	Oh, God, that would be awesome.
	Man.
	One of the comments is, Cruz is just not one of those people.
	All right, let's get heavy now.
	Before we get to the Capitol invasion, I wanted to just point out how much the left loves terrorism when it suits them.
	That should be a t-shirt.
	Think of all the peaceful protests and Chris Cuomo saying, tell me where it says that writing should be peaceful.
	They loved it, and this is not new.
	They haven't just been kissing the ass of the Antifa and BLM writers.
	By the way, I said 35 people have died.
	AIU says it's more like 50.
	Let's round up to 50.
	So 50 deaths, 3 billion in damage, statues destroyed.
	It's just property.
	Doesn't mean anything.
	The Capitol, though, that's not just property.
	But I want to do a little flashback to 1983, when the Weather Underground, led by Susan Rosenberg on this particular action, blew the shit out of the Capitol.
	They did break some windows, yes.
	I think they caused 300 and this is 1.3.
	Are you on 1.3?
	No, you're not.
	You're way down the line.
	You're on 1.5.
	1.3.
	So there she is.
	She looks really good, by the way.
	Assuming those are both Susan Rosenberg.
	And this was the hot thing.
	Well, it's the hot thing around 1970.
	So she's a little late.
	But she was sentenced to 58 years for blowing up the weather underground.
	But everyone thought she was blowing up the Capitol, but everyone thought she was cool.
	So it was only a matter of time before she got out.
	And then 16 years into her sentence, Bill Clinton commuted it and said, you know what?
	16 years is fine.
	You're free to go.
	Guess what she did when she got out?
	She became the trust secretary, the woman behind the money for Black Lives Matter, board member.
	I don't know if it's a co-founder, but very soon into the game, this terrorist that blew up the Capitol building, didn't just break windows, blew it up.
	She's...
	Her job was like the secretary.
	I don't mean the secretary in the sense that she's at the front chewing gum, getting her ass pinched.
	I mean she handled the dough for Black Lives Matter.
	Then you can show one for exposing Black Lives Matter.
	No, no, go back.
	I think Tucker talked about this a long time ago.
	It's not loading the video?
	Where's the video?
	Oh, there's one up top, but it is an ad right now.
	Let's see.
	It's an ad mode.
	Hopefully it's related.
	Yahoo News is really lefty.
	I'm surprised they showed this.
	It's immense political power, and it does have immense power.
	The group Black Lives Matter isn't really much of a group.
	It's really small, flimsy organization.
	In fact, it doesn't really have to be.
	He's just watching the clip.
	And now it flipped out on me.
	Why?
	Because you moved your mouse?
	I believe so.
	Wow, you suck.
	That was a stinker.
	You fucking loser.
	You're sitting there watching TV at work, and then you touch your mouse and ruin it.
	You should remove that function from your mouse.
	Because you do that.
	All the backyards, you think?
	Yeah.
	Immense power.
	And it does have immense power.
	The group Black Lives Matter isn't really much of a group.
	It's a relatively small, flimsy organization.
	In fact, it doesn't really have a legal existence of its own.
	Officially, the primary Black Lives Matter group is simply a project of another nonprofit called Thousand Currents.
	Now, why is this interesting?
	Well, it's interesting because the current vice chair of Thousand Currents is a woman called Susan Rosenberg.
	And she's a convicted terrorist who spent 16 years in federal prison before she was given a pardon by Bill Clinton on the very last day in office.
	Bernie Carrick remembers this well.
	He's the former police commissioner of New York City, but before that, he worked in New Jersey, and he personally escorted Susan Rosenberg from the federal courthouse in Newark, and New York.
	That's enough.
	You can look that up later.
	She was on the run for two years, but they caught her.
	Bill Ayers was also in the Weather Underground.
	He was responsible for that bomb.
	He was responsible for many bombs, including the bomb that killed his girlfriend.
	They were building pipe nail bombs in their living room, in their apartment, which I don't recommend.
	And one blew up and killed her.
	He went on the run after the Capitol bombing and was never caught.
	And then I guess everyone just sort of forgot about it because he's a professor now in Chicago and a good pal of Obama.
	In fact, Obama started his campaign at Bill Ayers' house.
	That was the beginning of his political career from a Chicago law professor, no, a constitutional professor or something, to a politician.
	And later he had to separate himself from Bill Ayers because people like me were pointing it out.
	So that's how the left sees terrorism and the sanctity of the Capitol when it suits their political means.
	They're not handling it very well now.
	Although I was also wrong.
	Did I send you the fire extinguisher separately?
	No, I think I only got the...
	Nope.
	Okay.
	It's got to be in here somewhere.
	I think it's on the front page of Daily Mail.
	They have footage of this guy throwing the fire extinguisher.
	But I was wrong when I said these people are fucked.
	They're looking at 15 years.
	It's a federal thing.
	I was talking to a guy today involved, and he said, a cop, and he said they're looking at, they're all getting misdemeanors.
	Yeah, actually, I heard the FBI interview, and they said, you know, some people may not get charged.
	Yeah.
	You know, but they were being vague about.
	Well, it's criminal trespassing.
	So unless you're on tape smashing the windows, then you're just walking into the Capitol building with a bunch of other people and it's open.
	Yeah, and the intent matters too, because it knowingly entering is where it's a thing.
	If you didn't know, it looks like it's not a thing.
	What do you mean you didn't enter?
	If you didn't know if it was illegal to enter.
	They said they're looking at intent, which I thought was kind of fair.
	Yeah, well, the guy, go to 1.8.
	The guy who stole the podium is facing a felony.
	How do you get a lawyer so fast?
	Proudboys have to go through like 15 no's before they get a lawyer.
	This is 1.8.
	But I thought they were all fucked.
	I think they're all going to get away with a misdemeanor.
	This is my 1-8.
	That's your 1-8?
	Okay, 1-9, sorry.
	Airpost.
	And the lawyer just goes, yeah, this is not an easy one for me.
	This is how I always saw law is you have to represent a pedophile, you have to represent Jeffrey Dahmer, you have to represent Richard Spencer, Jason Kessler.
	They need representation in a normal society, but it's not the way it's working now.
	So I'm surprised this guy got a lawyer.
	Problems for you as a defense attorney in that you have your client in the building at the time of the break-in.
	Yeah, I don't know how to else explain that, but yeah, that would be a problem.
	I'm not a magician, and neither is Mr. Bigny.
	So yeah, we've got a photograph of our client who would appear to be inside the federal building or inside the Capitol with the government property.
	Maybe he's a court-appointed lawyer?
	That guy's been arrested for cotton coke a million times.
	Adam Johnson.
	Isn't it funny how this is what Antifa kept threatening to do?
	And then the one riot the right has, it's the thing that Antifa was always threatening.
	You see the Stone Toss comic about that?
	There was a great one where like Antifa's in front of a Starbucks, and then there's a MAGA guy passing him with the podium.
	Like, sorry, watch out.
	But let's keep to the rhythm, though.
	You can look that up later.
	This guy killed himself.
	1-8.
	Now, if he's like the others and he's just facing a misdemeanor, why'd you kill yourself for trespassing, dude?
	Christopher Stanton, Georgia died as home on Saturday.
	The cause of death has not been released.
	Well, I think we know what happened.
	The wife called the police and said, there's blood everywhere.
	And then we see the police confiscating rifles from his house.
	But I don't think you were in that much of a mess, buddy.
	You know, this reminds me of the time we were lighting fireworks off at my place upstate, and my gay neighbor was crying because his dog ran away.
	Dogs don't like fireworks.
	They got sensitive ears.
	I get it.
	And he's like, he's gone.
	He's gone.
	He's a southerner.
	And I'm like, dude, why are you crying about something that hasn't been confirmed yet?
	Women and gays do this all the time.
	Like, oh, we're fucked now.
	Like, why don't you wait till you're fucked to mourn?
	We spend so much time mourning the possibility of something going on.
	We sit there paranoid on weed at one in the morning going, holy shit, what if I get arrested?
	What if my marriage falls apart?
	What if I get sued?
	Like, stop it.
	I mean, it's prudent to have plans, to have lawyers ready, to have people you can trust.
	It's prudent to think about problems and to set up something to do about it.
	But to sit and worry about something and mourn it and grieve it and cry, he was sitting on a rock, crying on a rock about your lost dog that's not lost.
	And of course, the dog came back, so those tears were all wasted.
	Anyway, this poor bastard killed himself.
	But go back to the article.
	What was his charges?
	Like, what was the beef?
	So he was charged with attempting to enter a certain property that is the United States Capitol.
	Well, okay.
	So misdemeanor.
	I don't even think you get probation for that.
	He's under investigation.
	Ah!
	Wow.
	You know, that's the only time I saw that without other things tapping.
	Stop.
	Sorry to interrupt.
	Go to the very bottom.
	No, not that smart.
	That one.
	Others from Georgia arrested so far following the riots, Grant McCoy, blah, blah, blah.
	And then native known as the Zip Tie guy.
	Yeah, the Zip Tie guy might get fucked.
	Although...
	Yeah, because that looks like pretty bad intent.
	I couldn't read those names, but do they have the name of the guy?
	Can you read those?
	Because when I Google images, I get a black guy.
	Oh, you know what?
	I think it's just they have them listed as numbers in that big picture.
	All right.
	So the judge's son, remember that guy, the Jewish kid?
	He's got to explain that police shield.
	I mean, a judge's son, let's cut the shit.
	Nothing's happening to him.
	This is not a normal system that we have.
	No judge's son is ever in shit, ever.
	You'd have to fucking chop a baby's head off, whip it at someone, say, I did it, and even then they could probably say that you were mentally deranged.
	This is one six.
	Aaron Mostowsky.
	He's so Jewish that he has an accent.
	What do you think you wrestled the cop and stole it from him?
	I thought he brought it.
	Like, brought it?
	Yeah.
	From home?
	Yeah.
	Bringing a shield.
	People brought where do you get a police shield from?
	So he found the vest, too?
	So where do you get a police shield from?
	Maybe it was a...
	I thought it was like a DIY thing or something.
	Because the guy brought a spear.
	He didn't find the spear.
	He brought the spear.
	Yeah, it's a little easier to make a spear than a police shield.
	It looks like just fiberglass.
	Should House members be afraid?
	They shouldn't be afraid.
	They should get the courage to do their duty.
	So that tattletale journalist was trying to get him in shit for stealing the shield.
	He wasn't reporting.
	He was trying to fuck with the guy.
	And even that question about should the politicians be afraid, that was also a little bit of entrapment.
	To examine the fraud special.
	I don't know what to do.
	But we have a constitution.
	We don't need right to law because of COVID.
	Would you mind sharing your name?
	Aaron.
	Well, thank you so much for speaking with me.
	So, is that journalist and shit?
	Kind of a gray area.
	All right.
	Newsweek, you should watch AIU's hot takes, all the worst takes on the Capitol building.
	It's a really good video.
	But yeah, 1-7, Newsweek picks up on cameo banning me because, according to the narrative, Proud Voice from the Campbell stop.
	And I planned that.
	And of course, this article has no mention of the fact that it was a black charity.
	It's a pretty amazing article.
	And I think it's funny how they, look, I look so sad.
	I can't be on cameo anymore.
	I can't raise money for a little black baby.
	Go to the very bottom.
	Yeah, that would be a great scoop for a story.
	What the hell?
	What do you mean?
	Like, they're really missing out by being biased.
	They're missing out on probably like the best part of the story, which is you're helping a disinformation.
	No, no, no, that's not the best part of the story for them.
	That's the worst part of the story.
	But in reality, that is.
	Well, this is what Anthony was talking about the other day, where he said, if these machines, the Dominion machines, are corrupt, whether you're right or left, that's a career-making discovery.
	Like instead of just poo-pooing it and saying there's no evidence, you're ruining your career or denying yourself an incredible career.
	Yeah, so they talk about since the riot, they have to declare the Proud Boys a terrorist organization, even though they weren't there.
	Guys, do not go to D.C. on January 20th.
	Do not go to DC on January 20th.
	Do not go to D.C. on January 20th.
	Should we hold up the paper to show the date in which we're saying this?
	Yeah.
	It is.
	That doesn't prove anything.
	Because I could be in the future.
	Yes.
	You really are doing great.
	Did you stay up?
	Did you get any sleep last night?
	Yeah, I woke up early, though.
	So how many hours of sleep did you get?
	Four or five hours.
	4, 4, 4, 5.
	45, 45, 45.
	Because your IQ is painful today.
	Speaking of painful, Ryan's lost a friend.
	Yes.
	He was dressed up because he was at a wake last night in a funeral today?
	Yes.
	Awake last evening?
	Is that a thing people say?
	Last evening?
	I don't know.
	Maybe, sure.
	Well, yeah, yesterday and then my friend Timmy.
	Great guy.
	And now he's deed.
	Unfortunately.
	It wasn't an OD, though.
	No.
	So, correct me if I'm wrong, but when there's an OD or a suicide or something, there's animosity at the funeral.
	There's some anger.
	There's some bitterness.
	But when a kid has a bad heart and he dies at 30 and he wasn't supposed to make it past a year, this is a terrible use of the English language, but isn't it kind of a celebration?
	Yeah, no, no, it is.
	Yeah, the doctors always said that he wouldn't live a year.
	He really beat the diagnosis of that.
	And he lived an awesome life.
	He was traveling, doing a whole bunch of stuff.
	He would party with us.
	We never saw him suffer from anything.
	So it was, you know, that vibe is there where it's like, you know, it doesn't feel dirty like an overdose or something.
	Yeah.
	Yet you got the overdose guy as a tattoo in your arm and not this guy.
	Well, yeah, because, well, he's, Larry was my best friend in the whole wide world.
	You're going to get a tattoo of this guy?
	No, probably not.
	What about a broken heart?
	But he was a really, he was a really close friend.
	Get a heart that's a realistic drawing of a heart, but then it's broken like a zigzag, and then it just says, what's his name?
	Timmy.
	It just says, Timmy.
	Maybe.
	Get all your dead friends on your arms.
	I thought about it.
	I was like, could I just keep going?
	I mean, my full body would be tattooed.
	My town, everybody dies in my town.
	It's bananas.
	There's a tasteful way to do dead friend tattoos.
	Just like a little skull or a little thing, like say he was, say he made his own knives.
	A little tiny knife, really crude, homemade looking.
	With a T on it or something?
	Yeah, with a little tiny T and just the date, and it's this big.
	That's interesting.
	This is a good one.
	Yeah.
	Maybe in the future.
	Maybe in the future.
	Hey, man.
	Hey, Jamie.
	All right, let's jump into Antifa Boom.
	And let's have the little...
	Let's hope we don't see the player.
	You fucking wife man!
	You never experienced your entire party by the leader!
	Look at these fucking horrible weak users!
	Fuck your dad!
	So Andy No has a book, and Antifa has helped put it at the top of the bestseller list by freaking out about it.
	Hey, Antifa, ever heard of the Streisand effect?
	They are such fucking Nazis, such fascists over in Portland that they've been terrorizing this bookstore for selling Andy No's book.
	And my understanding is they've stopped selling it, but that's not good enough.
	Can you imagine trying to do anything in Portland besides run a lesbian factory?
	It is a lesbian factory.
	Technically, yes.
	And by the way, you know that guy hates Trump, only eats organic vegan food, blows black people even though he's not gay.
	Like he could not be farther left.
	But he thought maybe there should be two sides to the debate, sort of, a little bit.
	No?
	Even liberal Portlanders must be so fucking sick of these people, right?
	I'd love to do a man on the street in Portland, just say, come on, guys.
	That little dude on the wheelchair, on the wheelchair, has it in for Andy because he published his mug shot, and I guess his mom got mad.
	So he's obsessively stalking Andy No.
	I hope Andy No doesn't live in Portland anymore.
	That's not a wise move, my friend.
	Stop selling Andy No.
	But this is what concerns me about Biden, and this is why this show is going to be so good for the next four years or until Biden croaks, because we're going to have so much content as we all watch the radical left become mainstream.
	Like yesterday with AOC saying half of the people in the house were in danger of being shot and killed.
	What?
	You just randomly chose half?
	So what's this next link?
	Oh yeah, the New York Times.
	Oh shit, I forgot to find that link.
	Yeah, that's another story.
	See if you can dig this up.
	So there you, my point is that radical is mainstream, right?
	So we just saw radical.
	Now let's see an example of that radical behavior in the mainstream.
	Sarah Jong at the New York Times concurs with these lunatics outside the bookstore.
	She's a highfalutin contributor over there who did not lose her job for shitting on white people and saying things that if you said about blacks while pumping gas and mumbled to a friend, you would be extradited.
	You would just, you'd have to, you'd go to the electric chair.
	You'd never work again.
	But when you say about white people, it's funny.
	So she didn't lose her job and she's still going.
	Like she doesn't, she's got no shame.
	New York Times reporter warns conservative writer Andy Neo is a real threat and should be censored on Twitter.
	And what they're talking about, by the way, is he puts up mugshots of Antifa.
	Now these are public.
	These are available to the public.
	And their rationale is, well, that means that those people are now going to be killed by Nazis.
	You know, all those Nazis in Portland that go around assassinating Antifa.
	They said he provides kill lists for Adam Waffen.
	And again, we looked up Adam Waffen and found it was three teenagers who were only a danger to themselves.
	But what does it say?
	Her rationale.
	They love, it always sounds so reasonable the way they use their verbiage.
	Go down.
	I know people on Twitter follow me.
	Please read this thread.
	The people who live in this city with me have long known that Andy is a very real threat to our neighbors.
	Oh, she's from Portland.
	Few on this platform have purposefully, please stop saying purposefully.
	You mean purposely?
	Purposefully is like if you're setting up dominoes to fall, you have to purposefully place them there so they're in the perfect order.
	It's not what you mean.
	Go back.
	Have purposefully trafficked in deceit that results in violence to the degree Andy No has.
	He knowingly collaborates with neo-fascists and knowingly helps them spread dangerous information that rouse up his large audience.
	Show me!
	They engage in repugnant harassment of anyone he mentions, yet he never rebukes their behavior.
	Of course he does.
	He willfully deceives his followers into a frenzy that results in deaths and rape threats for journalists.
	Yeah, journalists.
	We'll get to that later in the mailbag.
	But these journalists that the mainstream media keeps showing are like communists with criminal records for burning buildings.
	And then they'll have them on MSNBC and they'll have a hat on or something.
	Like, what's her name?
	Molly Conjure.
	We'll get to her in a bit.
	She's a communist activist and she's constantly...
	Well, we'll jump to it now.
	So yesterday in the mailbag, we got this article in the Washington Post and I poo-pooed it because it was a live show and you gave me a homework assignment.
	This is 2.8.
	And I read it this morning.
	It's actually really good.
	Getting good at it, if you will.
	Just remember this yesterday?
	And I was like, fuck off, don't send me this.
	A small group of sleuths.
	So go to the very bottom.
	It's written by this kid.
	Long article.
	Oh, it goes on forever.
	He writes like a chick.
	Robert Klemko.
	He's kind of a Vin Diesel type.
	And he was just a football player who then started writing about sports.
	And then when it got cool to be Black Lives Matter, now he's all about cops or corrupt.
	And that's how he writes now.
	And what he does is like the way chicks write, he just barfs it all out onto the page.
	But this article, it's just a bunch of Antifa purporting their, purporting, pushing their rhetoric, and he's just the platform.
	The Washington Post is just a platform for Antifa is what I'm saying.
	And so is the New York Times, which gets back to my point about radicals being mainstreamed.
	Like, look at this fat, disgusting loser.
	They never have kids or a wife or a life.
	They just sit in their room with posters like they're 13 and get people fired.
	Okay, here's a line from Molly Conjure, right?
	And look at, go to 2.9.
	Look at her.
	There's her mug shot.
	She's a communist activist lunatic, just like the chick.
	Ooh, this is the inadvertent theme of this, just like Susan Goldberg working on BLM.
	The radical, the mainstreaming of radicalization, no.
	The radical is mainstream.
	Anyway, we've got to do a title like that.
	But she, that's her being arrested for political action.
	But in this article, she's treated like, oh, I'm a sleuth.
	I'm an internet sleuth.
	So this is one of the worst sentences I've ever read.
	But tell me if you can understand what the fuck this person is saying.
	I'm going back to the Washington Post article.
	That's how much time Molly Conjure spent on her laptop last month searching for the man who used the right-wing social media site Parlor to share that he was a police officer.
	Okay, got it.
	I'm all caught up now.
	And pledge support to a member of the Proud Boys Extremist Group.
	Okay, so a member of the Proud Boys Extremist Group was doing something and he pledged support to it, which is a weird way to say support.
	He pledged support.
	That implies you're signing up.
	Advocating violence against Supreme Court Chief Justice John G. Roberts Jr.
	I read that sentence 10 times.
	So I think what happened was a proud boy allegedly said, fuck John Roberts.
	What a dick.
	Maybe he had him giving the finger, maybe a cartoon of him being shot or something.
	And this cop said, yeah, clicked like, that's the end of his career.
	So he can't save kids from burning buildings anymore.
	He agreed with an edgy joke anonymously on Twitter, and she shut him down.
	And that's justice.
	You did it.
	And then they get into anti-fash Gordon, Christian Eksu, who's, I hope that lawsuit against him is still going.
	They describe this guy as a 39-year-old library building supervisor at a college in upstate New York.
	He says he grew up with childhood reverence for police until his late mother, Diane, a child advocate attorney, let him in on her work advocating for abused children and women.
	Then he goes on to say, cops constantly victimize marginalized communities.
	They all have their fucking little words, right?
	That disgusted me as a young person that these guys don't protect people from violence.
	And in fact, they do quite a bit of violence to people.
	So not only are they outing Nazis, but they're outing cops because cops are violent.
	They hurt people.
	They go into marginalized communities, so the hood, and they go up to children and just kick them.
	They just murder people.
	They hunt them.
	For them, for cops, this is their narrative.
	For cops, the hood is like a safari hunt.
	They put on their little pith helmets and they go, they got blow guns and all kinds of old muskets.
	And they go, and they try to bag them an elephant.
	But if they can't, they'll just shoot small game, like toddlers.
	The truth is that does happen, and it's black gangsters.
	You'll have a black gangster kill an eight-year-old to torture the father.
	There was a spooky story a couple years ago about a woman helping facilitate that, and she was the mother.
	So she like lured the eight-year-old there, and then, oh, God, that's like Satan stuff.
	That's full-on hell.
	Like, scares me.
	I have to look under my bed type of stuff.
	That exists in the hood.
	It's another spooky thing.
	She's in Germany now to avoid getting killed.
	Yeah, right.
	Your fucking boyfriend moved there.
	Oh, and then he also includes this line.
	They reject the idea that Antifa's methods are steeped in violence, a narrative advanced by President Trump and his supporters.
	So Antifa are not violent.
	Got it?
	Cops are.
	Got it?
	And if you want to fight for justice, get online and get cops fired for printing edgy memes.
	Here's another example of that in our Radical is Mainstream episode.
	Yeah, there I said it.
	So there's this, Antifa just, yeah, go to 2-3.
	Antifa just destroyed the Portland police station for the 300th time in a row.
	But no, the Capitol, the Capitol.
	If you look at the very beginning of this video, there's a split second where you see, why didn't you have it at the beginning?
	Oh, it's not loading.
	I'm just giving it a reload.
	You can see graffiti on the side of the police station that says, people with mental illness are 10 times more likely to be shot by police.
	Yeah?
	That's tragedy?
	Yes?
	What does that mean?
	Is this because we let women into politics that we have this lack of logic?
	Yeah, people with mental illness are 10 times more likely to be naked running at a cop with a samurai sword.
	People with mental illness are 10 times more likely to think the cops are there to eat his soul because his dead mother sent them from hell.
	People with mental illness are 10 times more likely to think that cops are robots and they found him because he has GPS tracking devices in his blood that got in there with the vaccine, which he didn't say yes to, but the police put them in there when he was sleeping.
	He awoke with a pinprick in his arm.
	People with mental illness are 10 times more likely to see the police as having several heads per cop.
	So yeah, they die.
	But this guy's name is a white dude.
	Oh, here we go.
	Yeah, there it is.
	People with mental illness, that's the stat I just said.
	But like, yeah, I know.
	They're also 10 times more likely to kill themselves, jump off a building, fall, not eat.
	Throw doo-doo at you.
	Yeah.
	Get naked, kick a kid in the face.
	So what's going on here?
	This video is not very video-y.
	So it is now a slideshow.
	So you see smashed windows, graffiti.
	And then if you go to the one after 2-2, between 2-2 and 2-3, there's a link.
	Probably five days leading up to the actual incident, there were just crazy things going on in the house.
	Like he would just put his head through the walls and just stuff that wasn't him.
	And they'd called the police.
	Oh, I'll get to that.
	I want to say the first three interactions I had with Tiggard PD involving Jacob, every time they told me, and this is three different officers, they all said to me, I don't want to poke the bear.
	He's not an animal.
	He's a man.
	He's a kind man in a crisis and needs help.
	So they're saying, I don't antagonize this guy.
	He's obviously off his rocker.
	It's not my job to antagonize a lunatic.
	And so the cops are in shit for using a bear analogy.
	Jesus H. And get this.
	At one point, one officer got on the phone with Jacob's mother, a doctor who lives out of state.
	So these police are contacting the boy's mother, the man's mother, I should say, and saying, hey, we're having some troubles with your son.
	He's fucking off his rocker.
	He's smashing his head through the wall.
	Oh, and here's a minor detail that's not getting listed as she blames the police for her trouble.
	In a news release, police said MacDuff, MacDuff, his name's Jacob MacDuff, had a knife and resisted arrest.
	During a struggle, the release said an officer shot him.
	See why you don't want to poke the bear?
	Police aren't releasing more details right now and cite this shooting as part of an ongoing investigation.
	You can't win.
	Proud Boys didn't go to Capitol, the Capitol building.
	I told people not to go.
	The narrative is get Gavin off cameo.
	He orchestrated the whole thing and Proud Boys were there.
	And also declare the Proud Boys a terrorist organization while you're at it because the Capitol building was stormed.
	And here's proof, a picture of a QAnon guy with a Jamiroquay hat.
	Seems reasonable to me.
	All right, last topic of the show before we get to the Mail B. Let's talk about racism.
	Talk about racism that was racist, guys.
	This is kind of old news, but we've had so much going on that I have to, as Howard Stern says, clean up the computer.
	I just want them to suffer.
	Dude, we're not going to have this button soon.
	That makes me sad.
	And I'm getting rid of this.
	It's just not...
	It's having an ex-president as your backdrop?
	I don't know.
	Frankly, it's Woody's or brands over.
	We were talking at the gym this morning.
	I said, you know, his brand is glitz and glamour and gold.
	And now when you think of him, you close your eyes, you see a Confederate flag and a car heart and work boots, which I like.
	Not the Confederate flag, but the work boots and the blue-collar stuff.
	But that's not his brand.
	So he's unleashed.
	He's going to do an Under Armour line?
	He's unleashed now.
	He could say and do whatever he does.
	The only hope with Trump is his media company.
	What are you doing?
	Showing your screen?
	God damn it, dude.
	You need a lot of sleep every night or you become a retard.
	Yeah, so this woman has her kids.
	She said, black woman got Biden elected, which is that true?
	Can we see the date on that?
	That's the other thing with all of this stuff.
	Like yesterday where they said Proud Boys said we're going to storm the Capitol.
	No proof, not even a screen grab of that.
	Or Andy No puts people in jeopardy.
	He supplies kill lists.
	Okay, can I see proof?
	I need proof.
	But so let's see her black woman.
	Is that video not loading either?
	No, it is.
	That's just a picture.
	Yeah, but click on the fucking link, you absolute piece of human garbage.
	Okay.
	I don't think you clicked on the right thing, dude.
	Black women are the reason that Donald Trump is no longer going to be our president.
	All hail, black women.
	Black women are the reason that Donald Trump is no longer going to be our president.
	She got four boys.
	Boy, they got a bright future, don't they?
	Hey, guys, I want you to get up, brush your teeth.
	I want you to pray to black women.
	Daryl, did you pray to black women?
	Laquan, did you pray to black women before bed?
	No.
	I'm five.
	I don't know what a black woman is.
	We live in Denver.
	And I'm not doing that.
	Okay, well, then you're grounded.
	Until you eat a nafro.
	Do you eat an afro?
	Yeah, that's a punishment.
	That's pretty heinous.
	I know.
	She's deranged.
	You'd need a lot of water.
	Look at how many wrinkles, that pathetic look on her face.
	You know what those wrinkles are?
	Every line there is another level of how stupid and petty and racist we are.
	Oh, I see.
	Yeah, that's just like you're stupid.
	You don't understand.
	All that stuff all in one forehead.
	I thought this was fun, too, five.
	Some Grammy nominees have made it clear that they're not going to accept their awards because they're white and they shouldn't be accepting awards as a white person.
	They should be paying reparations, I guess.
	You're smart.
	I'm going to do, I do this every few years.
	I'm going to look up like the top hits in hip-hop.
	And I'll bet you it's a white sample with a white engineer using white equipment.
	And I'll bet you that I can find heaps of cultural appropriation in mainstream top five black culture.
	It's this fucking myopic Nazi obsession.
	Like Stephen Colbert saying, look at the Capitol building.
	Yeah, there was a bunch of white people messing with white cops, and they broke in, and a bunch of white politicians were uncomfortable, and then they were arrested by white people.
	It was a white event.
	And the story is it was white supremacists, and I'm sure there was one or two racists there, chasing black cops around.
	And then black janitors had to clean up the mess.
	Like, they can make anything racial.
	Get off my lawn where a rich white Nazi Tortures a poor Puerto Rican boy.
	By the way, I think the top 20 is just the top 20 rap.
	Like, you don't even have to specify.
	Just the top 20 is just mostly rap.
	Oh, that's white guilt is dominating the number one hit in America, white guilt.
	So the blinding lights, that's the Canadian guy raised by a white mom, I believe.
	Anyway, we'll check that out later.
	Here's a story no one's talking about.
	2.6, black guys shot a pastor.
	It'll never go anywhere.
	Right-wing gringa is always good for these stories.
	Look at that.
	Can you imagine if the races were reversed?
	No, that's...
	Can you imagine if the...
	How did that song go?
	Someone sent it to me.
	Oh.
	Someone recorded it.
	Can you imagine if the races were reversed?
	A white man walked in and shot a black pastor.
	Oh my God, Stephen Colbert would ejaculate.
	Young Turks would change their name to the name of the black pastor that was shot.
	Is that it?
	Yep.
	What is going on?
	My computer's broken or something.
	What should play does not?
	The thing he sent me was just audio.
	I think this might be an update.
	Can you imagine if the races were reversed?
	Can you imagine if the races were reversed?
	Can you imagine if the races were reversed?
	Which is an E-flat, by the way.
	Okay, well, I have the virtual piano right here.
	E flat.
	Wait, this is E-flat.
	See?
	Can you imagine if the races were...
	I mean, obviously there's many notes in there, but the core note, which we call the bass clef, is E-flat.
	It actually is, yes.
	And then this is a picture I sent you yesterday.
	But when everything is racist, nothing is.
	And this woman's concern is that not adopting black cats is racist.
	And this happened with Ivanka Trump.
	Remember, she got a white dog and everyone was obsessed with her white supremacist dog?
	Like, is my desk racist?
	What about black leather jackets?
	Those are cool.
	Black cats being the least adopted cat makes me so upset.
	Like anti-blackness, really trans and species.
	Tubby, it's because people are superstitious and they think black cats are bad luck.
	Okay.
	All right, that's it for racism.
	Socialism, we don't have a thing for, but I have a couple socialist things here.
	I thought this was a fascinating picture of Japan versus Romania.
	I mean, if only we studied shit like this in school, huh?
	I wouldn't be mad at education at all if this, if just, if all three of my kids spent all day analyzing this.
	So it's August 11th, 2016.
	Wait, no, it's the 8th of November, 2016.
	And then it's the 15th of November.
	How many days is that?
	That's fucking a week.
	One week later, that gigantic sinkhole, which, can you blow that up?
	Is that exposing the subway?
	Or is it just a hole?
	So it's kind of hard to see, but it appears to be a bunch of junk down there.
	Yeah, a big ass pipe.
	Yes, water supply and stuff.
	So I don't think it's the subway.
	So that's not...
	I was going to say, so it's not that hard.
	No, that looks crazy.
	That looks pretty tricky.
	Pretty tricky to fix.
	And then you have Romania.
	Obviously, not as much of a catastrophe, but 1991, 2016.
	Isn't that fucking nuts?
	35 years later?
	Holy shit.
	No, wait a minute.
	What did Japan?
	1990 to 2000, so that's 16.
	Yeah, sorry, that's 20 years.
	No, 16 plus 9 is 20.
	25.
	25 years.
	Yeah.
	28, 25, 25 years.
	Look at that.
	And here's another great example of socialism.
	I sent you this yesterday.
	I was lurking on lefty message boards a long time ago, and they were talking about what you want to do, what you want your job to be after the revolution.
	Not a lot of them wanted to work in sanitation.
	A photographer took pictures of people before and after.
	She told them that the commune already has a poet.
	Isn't that fucking perfect?
	You get construction.
	You get construction.
	You get construction.
	And construction, by the way, isn't building things.
	It's like digging trenches for dead bodies.
	But yeah, when I was lurking there, a lot of them, I would say half of them said, and there was a lot of poets, half of them said they want to design the uniforms for the Chinese Red Guard.
	Epaulettes, little tassels, hats, thing, maybe some jack boots, some gloves.
	Maybe the gloves go over.
	Buttons.
	Yeah, big gold buttons.
	Velcro.
	They're yellow and red gloves, and they have a stripe on the side.
	It's all kinds of medals for all the fucking Nazis you killed, all the MAGA people you killed, all the scalps.
	A little tie.
	Women wear a tie.
	The men wear a dress.
	Hell yeah.
	Yeah.
	Did you see this?
	Yes?
	I have a theory that they kind of were particular about maybe who did the set, and they hired...
	You know, in some movies, people will hire their family, and they might not be the best at it.
	So you think this is blacks who designed this set?
	Doesn't it look like shit?
	I mean, I don't even know anything about composition or anything, but doesn't that just kind of look like shit?
	Like the way that the curtains all tucked in there and shit is awful.
	And it doesn't even pop.
	It looks like a cunt.
	It looks like a rotten cunt.
	It sure does.
	Pretty accurate.
	That's our future president when Joe Biden's brain finally...
	I mean, it is on E right now.
	You know, when you're driving, you ever drive on E and you're like, hey, God, this is embarrassing.
	I know there's people starving to death and there's like a kid getting raped somewhere, but I really, really do not want to have to hitchhike to a gas station.
	So if you could, one time he did it for me.
	I was crossing the Tappanzi Bridge and I was like, dude, I realize this is terrible, but I really, really need you to get me to a gas station.
	And he was like, all right, bitch, but it's not that simple.
	And I was like, wait, isn't that Satan's thing?
	And he goes, it's all of our things.
	So I made it to the gas station.
	Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop.
	That's Biden's brain in one year.
	Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop.
	And then guess what happened?
	I'm fucking pumped.
	Get back on the highway.
	I'm going upstate.
	And I see, it's dark.
	And I see Mr. Peanut on the road.
	You know?
	Like, I see skinny legs in a beige shape.
	And I'm like, Mr. Peanut?
	This is all within a fraction of a second.
	It was a fucking deer.
	And he turned away.
	I just missed him.
	And then at the very last second, he went right into the car.
	I hate that shit.
	Rubric.
	He went soaring off into the bushes.
	Like, I was going 80 miles an hour.
	My front of my car was crumpled.
	And I just had hair and blood all down the side.
	This is the photographer, by the way.
	There's a lot of controversy around this.
	Because I've never looked at a cover of a thing and been like, that looks like shit so immediately.
	So you nailed it.
	Yeah, the colors are nice.
	I like how the colors work together.
	If I was trying to be complimentary, but...
	He's the photographer.
	You have to find a stylist.
	Oh, who's your stylist, darling?
	What's the controversy?
	Her shoes?
	That it looks like shit.
	Are you sure?
	Critics of Kamala Harris's vote cover say the legendary Glossy failed to give VP Elect her daughter.
	Oh, see, you can't win.
	Right.
	You hire someone just because they're black, and then they go, this looks like shit.
	You should have hired an old white fag.
	And then she'd look great.
	And then people go, why'd you have to hire an old white guy?
	It is white male.
	The photo is like poor quality.
	Oh, yeah.
	That's another problem.
	The expression on her face is goofy.
	The hand folding, like, that's a bad decision.
	And who is the guy?
	How her feet are on the thing?
	Everything about it sucks.
	Wow.
	Detective shitty actually followed a scoop, a hunch, and it turned out to be true.
	Well, this is my forte, fashion and glam.
	That's not true.
	Tyler Mitchell.
	This is a separate guy.
	Wouldn't that be funny if he was that picture?
	Hey, try my best, man.
	Not much of a photographer.
	Plus, my fantasy football, I suffered really big losses that morning, so I was in a pissy mood.
	But you know, my camera broke, so I used my iPhone.
	Go Rangers.
	Oh, God, imagine how pretentious that dude is.
	And gay.
	He's so powerfully gay.
	All right, mailbag.
	Oh.
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dead.
	Let's turn our eyes together.
	Smells sensitive.
	Let me touch it.
	Okay.
	Uh-oh.
	I seem to be having some internet problems.
	This is not a very good technical day.
	Technically not.
	That's one thing I miss about having a boss is every time there was a problem with your computer, just like, hey, nerds.
	This is fucking fix it.
	Now I have to like Google.
	Spinning beach ball.
	Force quit.
	Application not responding.
	All right, Ryan, why don't you read the first letter while I get all set up here?
	Well, it is a GIF.
	Oh, shit.
	How do I get that to play?
	It's a GIF.
	This is under the woman falling thing.
	Now, how do I do a full-size GIF?
	I think I'm going to have to just open up the email and trim it and post.
	So I don't know if it's a good idea.
	No, just crop it out of the frame.
	Oh, no, dummy.
	That woman is a performance artist.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	Oh, she does that?
	Yeah, she does acrobatics and stuff and various stunts.
	And I think it's really cool what she does.
	Although, I hate that the staff has to pick up all that fucking popcorn now.
	But yeah, sorry, that's not an example.
	That's a really cool, funny chick being awesome.
	Hey, Captain Canuck and Rice Man, I just want to ask you if you watch Don't Walk Run on YouTube and if you're still friends with Anthony Kumia, I talk to Anthony once a day, and I do watch Don't Walk Run.
	I actually tried to get him on, wait, is this the right one?
	Don't Walk Run.
	Yeah, I tried to get him on Censored and I couldn't seduce him.
	You interviewed him.
	I remember that.
	Yeah, we had him on the show.
	But he's really thorough.
	And that's sort of what separates the left from the right these days is they're so loose.
	Like, there's homegrown sleuths fighting Nazis and tackling hate.
	I don't know.
	That's it.
	It's easy.
	And then you have Jacques Tardy researching tanks for his father's story and Laura Hillebrand basically getting a pilot's license to bring you the tale of Louis Zampurini surviving World War II, both POWs in World War II.
	Dear limp wrists, an argument on the abortion debate that I never hear pro-lifers bring up is the fact that the father is one of the parents too.
	Why doesn't he have any rights if he doesn't want her to have an abortion?
	Yeah, I kind of avoid that because it shuts women's ears off.
	And by the way, another good debate is when they call it sexist, you go, yeah, but about half of women are pro-life.
	So if you're pro-choice, aren't you anti-them?
	Aren't you denying them the choice to be pro-life?
	If abortion is legal, as it is in New York up to nine months, aren't all these women, 50% of women, probably not New York City, but you know what I mean, they're being denied their rights.
	In such a case, she's killing the child that he already loves and he gets no say in it whatsoever.
	Isn't it hard to imagine what their rebuttal would be?
	But I still don't understand why conservatives don't ever bring it up.
	Why do you think it is?
	Sorry for calling you limpress, although I haven't sent this yet, so I'm really sorry.
	And she sent a picture of herself looking very pretty.
	But she's already sent it and asked us to rate her.
	I think people don't bring that up because it sounds like women should vote the way their husbands tell them to or something.
	You just get off.
	It's a totally valid argument, but you get off in this whole women are not men's properties, men can't use women as baby machines, blah, blah, blah.
	I think you have to play by their rules when you're arguing with them.
	So for example, you say immigration only benefits rich white people in Mexico and America.
	It's hard on the families back in Mexico because they no longer have a patriarch.
	See?
	It's racist.
	Colin, thank you for keeping the show going.
	It's irreplaceable.
	It's one of the last bastions of sanity in a world gone clown.
	That's why we're here, folks.
	Secondly, and forgive me if it's been mentioned before in the show, but the subreddit Black People Twitter is an endless supply of fodder for your racism segment.
	The sub is virtually 100% baseless hatred of white people.
	And the people who moderate it make sure no alternative logical opinions survive for a minute.
	Here's an example.
	And then we click, I've never heard of this before.
	This is our greatest threat, Reverend Jackie Lewis.
	It's not just the Capitol.
	Folks tried to run the Biden-Harris bus off the road in Texas.
	No, they didn't.
	They honked at it.
	They tried to run it off the road.
	In Michigan, people tried to kidnap the governor.
	No, they didn't.
	The feds suggested it online.
	And eventually, after laying out that honey trap for thousands and thousands of abused young men who felt like they have no future, one of the dummies, the mentally ill guys, took the bait and said, yeah, we should do that.
	Raid.
	So they didn't try to do that.
	They stormed the legislature guns drawn in Oregon.
	I don't even know what that's about.
	If you want to talk about Oregon, I've seen nothing but Antifa BLM violence there for 10 months.
	White supremacy is our greatest threat, and we must face it head-on.
	Jesus H. Christ.
	Already exhausting.
	Immediately an exhausting thread.
	This is from James.
	Godfrey calls out Proud Boy with Black Wife.
	Uh-oh, I'm not going to enjoy this.
	Over the weekend, veteran comedian Godfrey.
	For Comedy Hack News, I'm Jay Will.
	Over the weekend, veteran comedian Godfrey would take to his Instagram in reaction to breaking news that Proud Boys Hawaii founder Nick Ox had been arrested in connection to recent siege at the nation's capital.
	Godfrey's attention, however, would zero in on the fact that Ox is married to a black woman.
	This comes as an interesting surprise as the Proud Boys, for many, have been perceived as a white nationalist organization since majority of their members are white males.
	Godfrey used this opportunity to continue his initiative for an open and honest dialogue about interracial relationships.
	You see this dude right here?
	This is one of the penalties television.
	You know, all those Neanderthals that attack the Capitol.
	Remember that?
	As we've been saying all day, well, I want to show you.
	We were being sarcastic.
	His wife.
	Men don't use iPads, guys.
	We were very different.
	This is his wife, his black wife.
	All right.
	That's his black wife.
	Whenever we talk about interracial relationships, everybody gets super sensitive, right?
	Because, you know, they always say, you ever hear that saying, love transfent color.
	Love transfent color.
	But nobody talks about the other side.
	The fetishy side.
	There's that side.
	Oh, fetish.
	Where somebody doesn't respect you.
	Doesn't love who you are.
	They just want you for fetishy reasons.
	And it's not just black people.
	You know that black woman fetish going around?
	That's so huge?
	And by the way, whenever people say this, the bed wench is what Zenoa gets all the time.
	I'd like you to say that to her face, please.
	Oh, yeah, that would go great.
	Why don't you go up to her, Godfrey, and say, hey, did you know that you're just a fetish?
	And he doesn't really love you.
	He's got some weird racist thing.
	And the love that you guys have and the baby you made together, by the way, that's not real.
	That's all a fetish.
	He's like a dirty old man that likes his black slave.
	He's a racist.
	He hates black people, but he has you as some sort of sex slave.
	Not very strong, independent black woman.
	Yeah, she's been duped.
	You're a stupid bitch.
	You got duped by a Nazi.
	Like, oh, I don't know.
	Again, like the total lack of logic.
	This doesn't stand up to a molecule of scrutiny.
	Or their own scrutiny.
	I met that guy.
	He seemed all right.
	I like his thing about his father, his African dad.
	I like his thing.
	Who's going to pay for it?
	His 7-Up commercials are cool.
	Or black people.
	That's Asians.
	That's Latina.
	You know, nobody ever talks about that.
	What's wrong with you?
	Nobody ever talks about the non-transcending shit, okay?
	Because I grew up in Chicago.
	In Chicago.
	You don't fetishize white women?
	I knew white dudes that had black girlfriends would call you nigga in a heartbeat.
	Yeah.
	What were you acting like?
	Or they call you a s ⁇ .
	I'm kidding.
	Got an Asian girlfriend, call you a s ⁇ and got a Latino girlfriend.
	Or vice versa.
	I have noticed, by the way, that guys with black wives and black kids do feel like they can talk normal and they talk the way that people talked in the 80s.
	Same with black guys with white girlfriends.
	People are in mixed race relationships tend to, it doesn't apply to me, tend to be a lot less censored.
	It doesn't mean they're racist, dude.
	That's true.
	It means they tell dirty jokes.
	This is real shit.
	So this is an example.
	This dude with his black wife going to the Capitol.
	So what did he say?
	Okay, I'm going to do some racist shit.
	You sit there and you be pretty, God damn it.
	Godfrey, you have to explain how going to the Capitol was some racist shit.
	Yeah, because that's the system owned by the colours.
	People went to the Capitol, and I do not advocate it.
	I beg them not to go.
	They went there because they felt the election was stolen.
	That was what it was all about.
	Yeah, but the Capitol is, and the government's full of blacks, so it's a racist.
	He was going to do some racist shit, was he?
	I'm coming back to satisfy my fetish, you know?
	So we have to talk about that side.
	Yeah, I'd love to talk about that.
	Because if love transcended color, right?
	Then we would have been equal by now.
	You are.
	You're an African who came here from a shithole country, and your dad became rich.
	He prospered.
	He got...
	If we're a racist country, why did your African dad want to come here?
	And he did come here, and he thrived.
	Then he had you.
	And then you became a stand-up comedian, and you thrived.
	Because everyone loves you.
	Because you're funny.
	Help me out here.
	You're not equal?
	We would have been equal by now.
	Because we were fucking, we fucking each other for a long time.
	I was doing a terrible job.
	Now, because we were fucking, we fucking each other for a long time.
	Everybody's fucking the shit out of each other.
	And by the way, sorry, you're an immigrant.
	You can't talk about how you were getting fucked over for a long time.
	Your ancestors were traded as slaves by your ancestors, so you could bitch about Africa, but you came here and rocked.
	This is what we call an immigrate.
	Where's the fetishism shaming stop, too?
	Like, if he's like, oh, I love big booties, aren't she just focusing on the booty instead of the white?
	And is she complaining, by the way, when all these white girls blow him just because he's black?
	Yeah.
	Or like, hey, stop, man.
	I don't enjoy this.
	Or black women that are getting like fetishized.
	That's cool for them.
	They're like, oh, yeah, my thing.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, they're somebody's thing.
	Dude, can you stop it with the defetishization of black women?
	It's hard enough to find a white guy as it is.
	And yet racism hasn't moved a goddamn inch.
	Really, yeah.
	Really?
	So where's this transcending coming from?
	Why are you famous again?
	I don't even know why he's.
	We haven't had any racial improvement.
	It's basically the same as Jim Crow today.
	Yes.
	He didn't get paid.
	People didn't talk like this in the 80s and even the 90s.
	It's only like, well, obviously heavily in Trump, but before that with Obama, I think it was Obama.
	Obama, when was that?
	2008?
	He brought in the, we've made no progress, hence the hope and change thing.
	And all of a sudden, America that had made all this progress from the assassination of Martin Luther King, which is I think that's when it began, the eradication of racism in America.
	They went, holy shit, Martin Luther King was just killed.
	I don't care who did it, but black or white or what the circumstances were, he was shot.
	We're fixing this.
	Fixing, fixing, fixing, fixing, fixing.
	Jim Crow gone, fixing, fixing, fixing.
	1970, the coolest thing you could be is black.
	Black Panthers.
	Everyone loved it.
	Awesome, awesome.
	80s, everyone wanted to be black.
	All kids with rap, wiggers, they all wanted to be black.
	And everything was, it was like hyper cool.
	It was no longer equal.
	Now it was like black people touch something and it's magic.
	Like Vans was bankrupt.
	And then that band, those rappers had that song, I got my vans on and they look like sneakers.
	Boom.
	Vans is worth billions of dollars overnight because of one song.
	And then Obama comes along and says, we need hope and change.
	America is so racist.
	Michelle Obama talks about how first time I ever felt proud of this country.
	And since then, it's just gone brrr.
	Now, I'm not talking about more racism.
	I'm talking about more discussions of racism.
	And today, today you talk to people on the left, and they think America is pre-MLK assassination.
	It's 1965.
	We're in the early 60s.
	It's just not true.
	It's not an opinion.
	That's just verifiably false, Godfrey.
	You know?
	And let's be real.
	A lot of us date outside of our race.
	A lot of us, there is a population of people that date outside of the race because of self-hatred.
	Self-hatred, angry at your people.
	You fuck up Godfrey's girlfriend, shall I?
	You got black men and say, fuck black man.
	I'm going to get a white dude.
	That's the truth.
	And you got black men that say, does Beyoncé fetishize white women hair and self-hatred for her kinky hair?
	They're acting like stepping outside of what you would consider to be normal for your study that talked about how people tend to marry people that look like them.
	They feel safer with them.
	And then you go, what about interracial?
	And they go, even with interracial, you'll find that they have similar characteristics.
	Of course, love transcends race.
	And you're right, the fetishization thing, like, what does that even mean?
	Like, if you like big asses, you're going to be more prone to be into black chicks.
	If you like smooth skin, hairless skin, you're going to be more into Asians.
	If you like big girls, you're going to be more into like, you know, Slovaks.
	I never heard that before.
	If you like tiny girls, you're going to be into Mexicans.
	If you like big tits, you're going to be more likely into Jews.
	The list goes on.
	All right.
	Hey, Gav, and my girlfriend, Catsoup, I Don't Cara.
	Don't watch the whole thing.
	It might be easier to go to Sean Avery's Twitter or Instagram, but the dude chirps hard as fuck on these fools that were being ridiculous in your city.
	The first couple minutes is gold.
	Also, Rya, look up Sean Avery's comments on...
	Imagine asking your boyfriend.
	His comments on what?
	On Alicia Cuthbert.
	Pretty funny.
	Love from the Wild West of Kakistan.
	P.S. Calgary is now Canada's Detroit.
	Yeah, I know.
	How is it my city?
	Which city?
	Is it New York City or Ottawa?
	Narcissist and Riot.
	Or Montreal.
	This was the link, but this is not...
	This is just his front page.
	You dumbass.
	Yeah, he sent us the channel.
	I think he might have taken it down.
	Wait, narcissist social media.
	That's a month ago.
	Yeah, the latest thing was five days ago.
	Huh.
	And that has nothing to do with riots.
	The reason why I left New York is because I knew that if I got into one of those situations again, I'm getting out of the car.
	And I'm thinking to myself, okay, how many five-year-olds can I kick at once?
	I think they're looking this guy up for something else.
	What's going on here?
	None of my business.
	Give me that mean mug.
	Don't give me that mean mug.
	I'm not taking that mean mug.
	Then you got the people who park in the bike lane.
	You know, all the people who just do whatever they want for their own convenience, who could care less about burdening others.
	Well, aren't you a stupid fuck?
	You're a lazy fuck.
	And you're a stupid fuck.
	I don't understand why you just can't move the fucking truck over, you dumb fuck.
	You're just ignorant, too.
	Come over to your house.
	I'm going to take a shit on your lawn.
	The great thing about him is he's like a full-on Hollywood actor now, but he still doesn't give a fuck.
	And he doesn't do phony shit.
	He's not one of these guys.
	I take responsibility.
	I can't believe Aaron Paul did that.
	You know how heartbreaking that is considering.
	He seems to be looking down sometimes.
	He does look down a little bit.
	He's just so disingenuous.
	Anyway, Sean will be coming on the show later.
	I got to give a shout out to my sponsor who actually hooked me up with this really good hot sauce.
	That's weird.
	Oh, I remember that.
	He's a retired Canadian professional hockey player, and he was getting in fights with people.
	Eat.
	Yeah, if there's one group that knows how to fight, it's professional Canadian hockey players.
	They don't even see it as a fight.
	It's just like tickling.
	Hey, Gavin, Ryan, really enjoying the content.
	I want to ask your opinion on the recent rabbit hole I've fallen into.
	I started with a bunch of videos showing up on my YouTube dealing with prophecies for Trump being guaranteed a second term.
	Dude, Q is still going.
	Like these fuckers, I got to dig up these podcasts and then we have to tune into them on January 21st because they're like, when are you at your strongest?
	When you appear your weakest.
	Stay the course.
	Have faith.
	Trust the plan.
	Trust the plan.
	The kraken is coming.
	Really?
	You really think Trump is going to win the election?
	Come the fuck on.
	Come on.
	So we got to check on these guys.
	I was talking to Shug about it today.
	With doomsday cults, they say the world's over January 7th.
	And then on January 8th, they go, I mean January 7th of 2022.
	And then when January 7th, 2022 comes, they go, January on the Aztec calendar is in April.
	I said tomorrow.
	It's not tomorrow if it's today.
	Yeah, tomorrow.
	What are they going to say on the 21st?
	Yes, it appears that Biden has started his presidency, but Pence is going to come in, shoot Biden, and then the whole wall in the Oval Office is going to go, it's a deep fake.
	And then Trump is going to appear and he's going to go, gotcha.
	No, not happening.
	Trump lost.
	It's like when I was in love with Rosanna Saracino, my first love when I was 18.
	And she hooked up with a different guy.
	Fucking, we called him Batman because he was like a handsome dude and he made me feel like Robin.
	So my buddy Steve would tease me and he goes, I bet Rosanna's over at Batman's right now.
	And oh, this is the worst.
	It was back and forth a little bit.
	We were competing for her and he would, I had her for a while and then he got her and ah, but yeah, that's her.
	Is it really?
	Yeah.
	In the top left?
	Oh, shit.
	No, not her.
	The top left, that one.
	Yeah.
	Oh, I see.
	I mean, we're fit in our 50s now, but when she was 18, can you imagine?
	So we were talking about our best sexual experience.
	Now, I lost it at 17.
	We were 18.
	So we're not talking about a lot of fucking.
	And she goes, oh, my God.
	She was a very sensual woman.
	She liked menstruating and everything was like so sensual.
	And she goes, oh, my best sex experience was on this spiral staircase.
	And every stair we did it on all the way up to his bedroom.
	I was like, wow, that sounds very romantic.
	And then I go, his name was Jonathan.
	Batman's name was Jonathan.
	And I go to his house.
	He had some after party there and there's a bunch of people there.
	And I don't know why we didn't have more animosity.
	I can't really figure it out.
	We were children, basically.
	Normally now, you fight the guy that fucks your girl and he fights you if it's her, his girl.
	But I go to his fucking apartment and guess what's in the middle of the apartment?
	A spiral staircase.
	So I could fuck you in every rum of a spiral notebook.
	So I still kept trying and trying.
	And she said, oh, I might call you tomorrow.
	Every man has this.
	They have the first girl that they're just a puppy dog for, and they get kicked and kicked.
	And then that never happens again, ever.
	It's like a punch in the face, but it's a punch in the heart.
	And you're a pussy, and you say, okay, I'll wait.
	And you know she's fucking someone else.
	And you're like, okay.
	And then you go, that's never happening again.
	That didn't work out for me.
	And it doesn't, guys.
	But you have to go through it as a teen.
	And I would be like, I don't know.
	I think she might be at Jonathan's, but she might not.
	She said, we could go out maybe on Wednesday.
	And Steve would go, you know what she's doing right now, buddy?
	Climbing the spiral staircase.
	Climbing it.
	See, this is the good thing about dudes ragging on other dudes.
	It helps you.
	I know this isn't what you want, and I'm sorry.
	So one time I woke up on the kitchen floor, and Pat Bannister of the band Furnace Face was over, and he saw that I had been sleeping on the kitchen floor with the phone next to my ear, waiting for her to call.
	And he just goes, get up, get up.
	I was like, oh, oh.
	And he goes, look at me, look at me.
	And he grabs me by my shirt and he goes, it's over.
	It's over.
	It's over.
	He said it about 13 times.
	Yeah, that's him in the middle.
	And each time he said it, it was like a punch in the gut.
	It's over.
	And he was like spit was coming out of his mouth and landing on my tip of my nose.
	It's over.
	It's over.
	It's like a goodwill hunting moment.
	It's not your fault.
	Stop saying it, man.
	And he was right.
	And that really helped.
	That 13 it's overs helped.
	I think we have to grab every mega person, every person who watches the show, and just, it's over.
	We've got four years at best.
	Well, we might have four years.
	We have a large amount of time, a long time to make fun of Biden and enjoy that.
	Fox News exploded when Obama was in office.
	So we're going to have a lot to talk about, a lot of shit.
	You think the radical is getting mainstream now?
	Wow.
	Anyway, back to this.
	A bunch of videos up on my YouTube dealing with prophecies for Trump being guaranteed a second term.
	I've watched a lot of hours of this stuff, and it looks pretty, pretty good.
	I'll break it down.
	Let me know what you think.
	Trump signs in.
	Oh, so he's falling into this shit.
	Trump signs Insurrection Act.
	Pence is replaced with General Flynn.
	Yeah, yeah, I've heard.
	That's what these guys are saying.
	The same thing, yep.
	Yeah.
	Multiple military missions are carried out worldwide to expose the corrupt and evil shit these leaders and politicians have been doing for decades.
	Not sure why he wasn't taking care of this before.
	Pope arrested for being a pedophile.
	That's from the Vatican blackouts.
	Right.
	Evidence on Biden and other American politicians is made public and lots of arrests during after this all starts.
	I wish.
	I mean, this is just like fan fiction.
	Fan fiction.
	Yeah, that's what I keep saying.
	Trump uses the emergency broadcast system to sidestrep the mainstream media and drops the biggest truth bomb since Ryan came out as gay.
	God's will done on earth.
	This all takes place right up until the inauguration of President-elect Sniffy Kids.
	I know this might sound crazy or unrealistic, but it is possible.
	Yes, it's also possible for space shrapnel to finally make it back to Earth and take you out on your way home tonight.
	But it's a long, thin part of an antenna from a satellite.
	And what it does is it goes through your head and lobotomizes you.
	So you're not dead.
	You're just a different person.
	That happened to this dude.
	He had a large pole, sharp pole, and he was poking a large tire, like a tractor tire, and the tire exploded and sent the pole up through his brain.
	Weef.
	And it lobotomized him, but he didn't die.
	He was just a different person.
	And he became like a grumpy dick.
	That happened to a guy and he had Tourette's.
	He was like, yeah.
	Is that the same story?
	Maybe.
	It was like one of the first thing of Tourette's.
	Accidental lobotomies.
	The fact that the Democrats are still trying to impeach Trump and he's supposed to be gone in under 10 days just doesn't add up.
	Yes, it does.
	They are afraid of what's coming since Trump took office.
	No, they're just malicious and spiteful.
	And they want to kick you on the ass on your way out the door.
	God's judgment delivered through his instrument on earth, Trump.
	Tell me if I'm crazy.
	You're crazy.
	But I can see this happening.
	No, it won't.
	I really hope Canada gets pulled out of the corruption as well.
	Not happening.
	There's no way Trudeau is one of the good guys.
	Correct.
	Thanks for putting yourselves out there.
	I like your new sunglasses.
	Oh, that was a good way to end the letters.
	And there's, or you could just wrap that up with because you're full of shit.
	That's why.
	Because every goddamn thing out of you people's mouths doesn't come true.
	And it's always, oh, there's energy.
	And, oh, now we're done with Trump.
	You said he was the Messiah.
	You said he was invincible.
	You said it was all over.
	They were all going to get mode.
	Now, oh, he's part of a larger thing of Q. I will not suffer your Q people after this.
	That's another way of putting it.
	It wasn't the fan.
	Maybe I should yell more.
	That can be fun.
	It's just so cramped in here, and I'm escrayed we're going to get kicked out.
	It's a new word I invented.
	But once we get the new studio in the Bronx, we can screw up.
	There was a loud-ass office party a couple months ago that just they had no regard for anybody.
	All right, time for the final video.
	Got two videos for you.
	There's a Long Island plane crash that got caught on tape.
	One of the cool things of cameras everywhere is you get to see everything that happens.
	It's like being God.
	This looks like a monkey got thrown off a truck.
	Oh, great.
	What is going on with your shit pewter?
	My shirt.
	It's a normal day.
	Long Island.
	Oh, the shitty player ruined it.
	And I think that's the quality of the vid.
	Is it?
	So the pilot was fine.
	Look at the left wing.
	The left wing does the heavy lifting.
	Not in my country.
	Boom.
	Wow.
	OQ is going to say this is an example.
	This is a sign because the left wing collapsed at the very last second.
	Wow.
	See?
	All right.
	My last final video is not that exciting, but it's just so pleasant to watch.
	And it made me miss the good old trades.
	Like, this is just, look at how he's dressed too.
	This is a guy putting up drywall or what do you call it here in America?
	Spackle.
	Look at that.
	He's got a little axe.
	Uh-oh, there's a plug there.
	What are you going to do about the plug?
	I could probably size it up about right.
	Probably there, probably there.
	It's about like that.
	It's got a round edge.
	Let's do an X and then boom.
	And it will be perfect.
	Look how perfect that was.
	That was perfect.
	Wait, what's he doing with this one?
	Why are you drawing those lines in it?
	Why are you scratching up your fucking drywall?
	Are you going to curve it, sir?
	Sheetrock.
	That's what they call it here.
	Yep.
	And then perfect again.
	Look how fast he is.
	I mean, I'm sped up a little bit, but these guys just...
	Look at that.
	Let me just get rid of that.
	Just do a score there.
	Score here.
	This is a 1-2 last nigga.
	Yeah.
	Oh, I'm done.
	What do you think?
	I think it's perfect.
	I don't want to blow you.
	Let me just add the corners.
	People bump into corners, right?
	I don't want to damage the sheetrock.
	Wow.
	How soothing is that?
	I could watch that all day.
	Now the illegals do it.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.
	And never stop fighting.

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