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Jan. 11, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S03E58 - GIMME SOME TRUTH

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	Sorry, I cut him off here.
	He was trying to say, I'll be back.
	That was Arnold Schwarzenegger and a friend, a bodybuilding rapper also from Austria, who wrote a hit song about Arnold Schwarzenegger.
	What's it called?
	Pump It Up.
	Don't bring it down.
	Yep, pump it up.
	Pump it up.
	Not to be confused with the Elvis Costello song about masturbation where he encourages you to become erect so you can masturbate, which also is heard in Cindy Lauper's female version, which is She-Bop.
	Lots of songs about masturbation.
	I think masturbation's gross.
	It happens sometimes, but it should only happen within one yard of your significant other with her consent, of course.
	You want to build relationships.
	Watching porn is even more embarrassing.
	That's why the term wanker is an insult.
	And, you know, the idea of a bunch of guys, say there was two meth addicts, right, who are high on methanks on the road.
	And then like 50 guys showed up and started beating off, staring at them.
	That's what porn is.
	These people are addicted to meth.
	You're jerking yourself off in a literal circle jerk.
	You can't see them.
	Okay.
	So let's say there's cubicles in this circle jerk.
	So you guys are all in a circle jerk jerking off to these meth addicts.
	They're all on meth.
	Porn stars are on meth.
	That's a little depraved, don't you think?
	And OnlyFans, that's kind of worse.
	I mean, at least with the meth scenario, people are fucking.
	This is just some hot girl touching herself, and you guys are all in a circle jerk.
	You're jerking off with other men, beating off to a woman who is never going to fuck you.
	Get out there, guys.
	And the money you spend on OnlyFans, if you spent that on shots, you'd be doing very well.
	Anyway, we have a very big day.
	You'll find out soon why we chose to have the Terminator in the intro and that unbelievably terrible song.
	Today's book does not suit the show at all.
	Not this show in general or this episode.
	It's Lisa Hannawalt.
	This is Hot Dog Taste Test.
	It's essentially her sketchbook, really, at least at the beginning.
	But then, so she does all these weird sort of food drawings at the beginning.
	And then you can see she gets bored of that.
	So then she just shows some sketches and you go, okay, this book's falling apart.
	Then it gets really good.
	And she starts doing really talented comics and drawings and stories and even reporting about going to the zoo.
	This is the woman who does Bojack Horseman.
	She's the creative director, art director for that show.
	And man, can she use them watercolors?
	So this is a very pleasant book, especially for our female folks.
	I'm sure you would love to have this on your coffee table.
	Sorry.
	Have this on your coffee table, ladies.
	This is going to be a heavy up because there's some heavy shit going down.
	Starting with parlor being banned.
	I believe this is my fault, and I'll explain that shortly.
	I'm doing a lot of setups here because just like the New York Post, I like to keep it light at the beginning.
	Although today's post goes straight up to hurry up and wait as Dems Rush impeach, but I delay.
	Let's give Joe 100 days.
	Why would you impeach Donald Trump?
	That's just so petty.
	There was some woman walking up and down the street outside my local the other day with a huge sign that said, resign.
	It probably takes about 14 days to resign.
	Like to wind down, to sign all the stuff and get all your T's crossed and your I's dotted.
	I thought that was a great dishonor to her and to her family.
	I'm happy to see Proud Boys not mentioned too much in the footage of the Capitol building.
	Thank God they didn't go.
	Of course, Nick Ox did go, head of Hawaii.
	Thank you for that, Nick.
	Way to fuck everyone over.
	What a stupid fucking move.
	You're looking at serious time now.
	Why did you fly from Hawaii to a trap?
	At least bugs only go within like a few meters of where they started out.
	You got on a, what, a 13-hour flight just to walk into a trap?
	The idiocy of the Capitol.
	I mean, I understand why Americans in general are mad, so I'm not going to call them idiots, but guys, what the fuck did you think was going to happen when you stormed the Capitol?
	And I warned you, didn't I?
	I said November 13th, five or six Proud Boys were stabbed, including a black woman who was with them, Bevlyn Beattie.
	The story became the police are too nice to proud boys.
	A month later, a black man goes to a mega bar to hunt proud boys.
	He stabs four of them.
	The story becomes white supremacists surround black man, almost kill him.
	He's forced to defend himself.
	So what do you think is going to happen at the next one?
	Are you not seeing a pattern here?
	So we'll get to that in a stack of narrative.
	But before we do, I was at Ryan's on the weekend, and in the lobby of his building, there is still a note that says, this was stolen weeks ago now, probably a month ago, and it says, we have filed a police report with the local PD at the local station.
	I'm really letting my hair grow out long.
	what do you think?
	And my beard.
	Return the package now.
	Like, the pressure's getting, like, the implication is that this guy is sweating and he's going, oh, fuck, I got the pigs on me.
	Like, what do you think the police can do?
	Even with cameras, people have cameras everywhere.
	Say you have a good, clear shot of someone stealing an Amazon package from your porch, right?
	What do you do with that?
	Okay, you give it to the police.
	Here's when it happened.
	I have the exact time.
	Here's a picture of the guy.
	Okay, what do I do now?
	Go door to door with the picture?
	I mean, maybe if he's a serial offender and I've been on the beat, walking the beat for 30 years, maybe I'll recognize him?
	Oh, that's Cletus.
	I'd say the odds of that are one in 10,000.
	So, like, what can people totally overestimate what the cops can do?
	Anyway, let's dive right into it, shall we?
	Oh, wait, no, I want to show the signs in the lobby.
	Please only buzz in people you know Friday morning a naked homeless man discovered on third floor.
	I'd like to clarify, this is not my apartment building.
	Yes.
	This is just your apartment building inspired this.
	But this is New York City.
	Kind of makes me miss living there for some strange reason.
	What's the next one?
	Stop smoking pot, cunt.
	I like how he used a different color for cunt.
	Yes.
	What do you think happened there?
	He did stop smoking pot?
	Yeah, I think he did.
	I think he wrote Stop Smoking Pot because you can see the pot is pretty low down.
	So the implication is there that the note was done.
	It's almost centered.
	And I think it was actually a woman.
	Men don't get mad if you write if you smoke pot.
	It's an older lady who can smell it.
	Although older ladies don't say cunt.
	Hmm.
	See, police work is difficult.
	Maybe she was trying to sound younger.
	I didn't want her to think it was me.
	Oh, yeah.
	I say cunt.
	Yo, stop smoking pot, motherfucker.
	What's the next one?
	Free printer, possibly haunted, keeps printing random pictures of a half, I can't read that.
	A pale-skinned woman with long dark hair.
	Oh, like that Japanese movie, The Ring.
	The Ringu.
	Okay, that's cute.
	What's next?
	Attention, residents.
	All of our apartments are keyed alike.
	Landlord is ignoring this.
	I just changed my locks, and you should too.
	I will go around and put this notice on your pillow in one week because I can.
	This one's weird.
	So there's so much walking noises coming from your apartment.
	Sounds like elephant walks.
	Boom, boom, boom, boom.
	Sometime up to 3 a.m.
	Kindly, please walk gently.
	And then they go, you have to start with your toes and go down.
	They're telling you how to walk?
	Yeah, how do you walk like that, though?
	I heard a thing on Rogan where that's the right way to walk.
	What?
	That we're actually meant to, like, touch the toe first and then let the back collapse.
	You know what it might be because of?
	My footwear.
	Yes, sir.
	Probably my zebra crocs.
	I'm so pumped to see those on you.
	This was my Christmas present from.
	I don't know if we could hear you so good.
	I'm having some circulation problems, so I put them on as a joke, but I kept them on because they're keeping my Tootsie warm.
	My Tootsies, I should say.
	All of my Tootsies are warm now.
	Do you get this thing where you have no circulation in your feet, and then you're also sort of sweating, so you have wet, cold toes?
	It's very, very unpleasant.
	Have you been wearing high or tight socks?
	No.
	Because I have that a lot.
	My feet will get tingly and shitty.
	Okay.
	Are we done with the signs?
	They sort of go with the hot dog taste test.
	Tomatoes, mystery.
	A bag of fresh tomatoes left at my door.
	Text or call.
	Tell me what else is in the bag.
	Tomatoes are yours.
	Okay.
	Good drawing.
	I lived here for two years and this is the fifth time my packages were lost.
	I've seen them in here before I went to work.
	Even though I'm unable to refund the missing patch because I'm able to refund.
	I need to use them Saturday.
	You can see a woman from demons will chase you and bring you their package.
	See, this is the thing that all these have in common.
	You're in New York City and you're naive enough to think that someone who steals packages has a conscience.
	This is the problem with America.
	We keep putting our brain into other people's brains.
	Stop stealing our packages, put it back.
	And then a Jamaican version, Dati John Kwa ina de building man.
	In a nunid figan took walk and stopped the package dim.
	Put back the ras package.
	Dam after nobody ga on a nutin pe putin.
	Okay, I don't know what that means.
	I usually understand some of that.
	Free bong?
	Huh.
	I have magical powers.
	I do parties, large parties.
	There's a guy at my gym who thinks he can heal people.
	And the funny part is he walks like a complete gimp.
	Like, why don't you focus that on you?
	Charity begins at home.
	What else?
	Is that it?
	Okay, let's jump to pics for a second here.
	God is trying to kill Mark Maron's assistant, which I think is pretty mean.
	No, that's the wrong one.
	It's the first one of her.
	She says, nope.
	Yeah.
	Man against abortion.
	Men against abortion are just jealous.
	They'll never know how good it feels to kill a baby.
	And Mark Maron strikes me as the kind of guy who fucks his assistants.
	And he just keeps going through them and going through them and saying, oh, I'm so messed up.
	It's not you.
	It's me.
	My head.
	I'll never quite figure it out.
	And then he just like fires her or whatever and then gets a new one.
	He's a disgusting pig.
	He's like Harvey Weinstein, as far as I'm concerned.
	So I guarantee you he was fucking her.
	And she is the new feminist icon where they don't care about anything, right?
	They just have abortions.
	They fuck Their boss.
	Sex doesn't mean anything.
	This modern feminism is very convenient for dudes.
	Dudes seem to get a lot of blowjobs.
	They get a lot more blowjobs in feminism than they ever got in sexism.
	I wonder why that is.
	Let's see her.
	Just used and abused.
	Poor girl.
	What have we done to our gals?
	What was that last one?
	Female Communion tells pro-life women they will never know the same drink.
	Yeah.
	Oh, she's just recycling that same offensive joke.
	Oh, pro-life men.
	Sorry, no, that's the same thing.
	Okay, so where is she now?
	Let's see what God thinks.
	My old assistant, Ashley Barno, got hit.
	Oh, sorry, I laughed.
	Got hit by a car and needs more surgery on her brain.
	She's a good comic, and I look forward to her making this funny.
	Help out if you can.
	Team Ashley Skull Fund.
	So that's Teatable Nap.
	Also in the news.
	So I was quarantined last week.
	That wasn't really a joke.
	I mean, I still came to the studio because Ryan's life doesn't matter.
	But I wasn't with my family.
	I was up in the guest room.
	And I hadn't been there for a while.
	And so I organized it all and I cleaned up stuff.
	And I set up a little theater, home theater, for the fam.
	Because there's couches there.
	And it's a little tiny projector.
	It's this big.
	And you plug it into your computer.
	It hums away.
	But if you put it down flat on something, it goes crazy because it's not breathing.
	So I wanted to put on a little box.
	And then I found it, because I used to have my studio in my house, I have a bunch of equipment and stuff, and I find this box that's the perfect size.
	So I take out what is an audio interface and plop that down.
	And then I cut a hole in it.
	And then I put the projector on top so now it can breathe because the air is going into the hole and out the sides instead of just like on a desk.
	So then I'm cleaning up.
	There was a bunch of Christmas wrapping there because my wife wrapped the presents up in the guest room.
	The kids never go up there.
	And I'm throwing all the stuff away.
	And then later on that night, I decided to have a fire.
	Again, I'm all by myself, sequestered in another part of the room, my little salon where there's a fireplace.
	And I told you about my bad circulation.
	My toes, my feet feel cold.
	So I go, ooh, nothing goes up like Christmas paper.
	So I throw all the Christmas paper in there, put a log on top, a piece of cardboard, maybe it'll take if it's really dry wood.
	And it's roaring.
	And then I start hearing, come!
	Come!
	Come!
	And I honestly can, like, I go, oh my, you're getting frisky.
	And I honestly considered for a second that Antifa had broken into my house and had put some sort of like mini bombs in with our firewood.
	And I thought, wow, that is the most creative attack in the history of attacks.
	So they keep getting louder and louder.
	And I text my wife because she wasn't going near me during that time.
	So I text her, you're hearing these pops?
	She's like, yeah, what is that?
	Is that fireworks?
	I thought, we haven't had fireworks around for like two years.
	And it kept going.
	Eventually the fire died down.
	The log was done.
	About four hours later, I discover this.
	And I don't know what it is until I remember my box.
	And then go to the other thing.
	That's what I blowed up.
	The Focus Right Scarlet Solo.
	I have that same one.
	Really?
	What's it for?
	It's like if you plug instruments or something you could plug into your computer or microphones or whatever for podcasting.
	Oh.
	So do we need that?
	No.
	When would we ever use that?
	So you don't even know where you got it from.
	No, it was when CR-TV was buying me a bunch of shit to build my studio.
	Yeah, maybe for like podcasting or something or some alternate way.
	So they were just buying equipment before knowing what they needed.
	Maybe, yeah.
	That's like a home setup type of thing.
	Like you just plug it in your computer and on the go, you know?
	Hmm.
	We're on the go podcasting.
	Okay.
	Also in the funny news, Jake Tapper doesn't give a shit.
	This is 1-3-0.
	Jake Tapper doesn't give a shit about followers.
	He's an adult.
	Okay?
	You know exactly how many followers you have?
	So click on the left one.
	Kind of gave away the joke already.
	I would tell you how many followers I have.
	I have lost, but I have no idea how many I had before because I'm an adult.
	Oh, okay, Jake.
	Oops.
	29 followers until 100,000 who will be the lucky Hyundai.
	These guys write the...
	You know how we always used to joke, too, about, what was his name, Bob Acosta?
	And how he keeps being a douche.
	This isn't on the notes, but he keeps being a douche at meetings and press conferences and stuff because he wants his own show.
	So he's just going to keep being an asshole and bothering anyone and being a megalomaniac until he gets his own show.
	It works.
	That's how you get a job at CNN.
	You annoy the president enough.
	So congratulations to Bob Acosta on your new hit show.
	I'll be watching it on a daily basis.
	At a later news conference with the Italian prime minister, do you feel betrayed by Michael Cohen, sir?
	A question from CNN about his former personal attorney, Michael Cohen.
	And no response.
	Instead, the president unloaded in his usual safe space where there are no questions on Twitter, tweeting there was no and slamming the Russia investigation.
	Biden was bitching about our no tolerance policy at the border.
	So he's stupider than Jake Tapper, obviously, and Bob Acosta.
	But he vows a thorough investigation into Trump officials for the border policy of no tolerance, zero tolerance.
	This was instituted in pre-Obama days, before 2001, but it was heavily enjoyed by Obama and thoroughly used.
	People don't get that.
	Obama was actually kind of strict on immigration.
	In fact, during his tenure, he built the cages, and during his tenure, I think for a while we had a net loss of immigrants.
	There was more people going back from Mexico.
	Maybe he was better at it than Trump with his pathetic 200 miles on the border.
	Yeah, so there he is declaring an investigation into what is essentially an Obama policy.
	And my last bit of fun news before we get heavy is Claudia Conway is a nightmare.
	Kellyanne Conway's daughter, you need to check out her TikTok.
	It is grim.
	Turn it up.
	Well, Joe Biden is my president.
	It's time to get crump.
	So I guess I'll just piss on Donald Trump.
	Piss on Donald Trump.
	Piss on Donald Trump.
	Joe Biden.
	Well, Joe Biden.
	There's so many of these where she says she talks about her parents' relationship falling apart.
	Oh, wow.
	Wait, that's not it.
	Well, Joe Biden.
	Just click on her other ones.
	Wait, what's up?
	My dad dipping this morning, says he.
	Oh, here we go.
	My dad dipping this morning, saying he wants something to do with us the news tonight.
	Late Black Lives Matter thing.
	Oh, wow, yeah.
	You know what I bet is going on with her?
	I bet she's being totally ostracized by her friends because she's Kellyanne Conway's daughter.
	So this is her getting revenge in order to save her social life, and Kellyanne Conway is just taking it on the chin.
	Little bank, but that's okay.
	That's a small ass with the kids today?
	That's a normal side.
	That's not a stunning body.
	That's bad.
	If it's that at this age.
	So there she is implying that Jeff Bezos and Kellyancame are having an affair.
	Like it's become a news source.
	All right.
	That's enough fun dipping.
	Are you ready to get serious?
	My ends?
	Capital Siege, Spurs Tech Bigs, one-sided ban, free speech left out.
	Error.
	Sign up.
	If you go to Parlor Now, I checked it.
	It was still up at midnight, but I checked it at 3 a.m.
	Because I don't sleep very well.
	And not only is it dead, but you can't see your old parlors.
	And judging by the way John is talking, I don't see this coming back.
	Once you're declared a pariah, it's very hard to recover.
	And pariah status includes like your daughter's tutor finding a contractor, getting on a plane.
	These people who are at the Capitol Siege are having trouble getting home.
	They're on no fly lists.
	JPMorgan is saying they won't bank with anyone remotely associated with Proud Boys.
	So once you get this scarlet letter, and I'm not using the fucking Judah star, we really got to get away from Nazi analogies, please.
	We are in an analogy deficit.
	It's analogy fascism is what it is.
	It's literally Hitler.
	We're so bad at analogies, it's basically like Hitler.
	Nazis.
	I've had enough.
	But anyway, this Scarlet Letter, once you get it, like, this is new to me.
	I bet Ryan Rivera would have trouble.
	Say someone tried to sue him for being a fag.
	What?
	I bet he would have trouble finding a lawyer.
	I would sue them for slander.
	Oh, so being gay is bad?
	I'm suing you right now for homophobia.
	I'm not being gay, but it's incorrect.
	That's new to me.
	And the thing I always say to that is, didn't Jeffrey Dahmer have a lawyer?
	Why is it hard for conservatives to get a lawyer?
	Who cares what the case is?
	Guilty or innocent?
	I think, and this makes me puke to say, but I think a pedophile should get a lawyer in a case.
	You know why?
	Because I want to make sure you got the right guy.
	In the case of Mercedes Carrera, they didn't.
	Anyway, check out 1-2.
	I think this is John talking about it.
	And it used to be Tuesday they were coming back.
	Now it's a week for them to come back.
	A lot of people are saying, I just had a friend say, go to Gab.
	Gab was built from the ground up with no millionaire's help.
	And Parler still was naive enough to think they could work with big tech.
	So fuck them, she said.
	They all worked together to make sure at the same time we would lose access to not only our apps, but they're actually shutting all of our servers off tonight, off the internet.
	So they've made an attempt to not only kill the apps, but to actually destroy the entire company.
	And it's not just these three companies.
	Every vendor, from text message services to email providers to our lawyers, all pitched us too on the same day.
	And we're going to try our best to get back online as quickly as possible, but we're having a lot of trouble because every vendor we talk to says they won't work with us because if Apple doesn't approve and Google doesn't approve, they won't.
	Amazon is the largest cloud storage vendor in the world, and we use them to host our servers, hundreds of servers.
	And they gave us basically, they said, you have 24 hours to get all your data and to find new servers.
	So where are you going to find 300 to 500 servers in a 24-hour window?
	And how can you send all of the data from everybody out to them in a 24-hour period?
	It's an impossible feat.
	We're going to handle as best we can to get back online as quickly as possible.
	But there's just some things that are almost basically impossible.
	I will never financially recover from this.
	You can tell in his voice that he appears to have lost hope.
	I mean, my gut says the only hope is to start 100% from scratch.
	So, you know, you and I would have eight followers and just keep climbing back up.
	I had 13,000 there.
	I didn't even know about it.
	Did you?
	Yeah, I hardly went on parlor.
	I feel bad now.
	I had a quarter mil.
	I think that's as many as I had on Twitter.
	Right.
	But I know I sound like a megalomaniac, but I honestly think me constantly defending the Proud Boys and specifically that clip I put up with Noble Beard where I said, please don't go on January 6th.
	And he said, we're not.
	We're going to regroup.
	This isn't something we should be at.
	That refutes the Proud Boys Storm the Capital myth.
	And the only one that was there was Nick.
	So that's not good.
	That's not the way modern America works.
	The way modern America works is you come up with an absurd narrative, and then you censor anyone who tries to point out that that's an absurd narrative.
	It's much easier than going back and forth and getting to the truth.
	But that's what we're still going to do on this show.
	Try to get to the truth.
	Because never stop fighting is the last line of every episode.
	But look at this headline for a sec.
	Capitol Siege spurs Tech Biggs one-sided ban, Free Speech Left Out.
	Okay?
	The implication there, which is accepted as fact amongst normies, is that Parlor was used to plan a siege on the Capitol.
	We all saw what happened.
	It looked spontaneous to me.
	It looked like it was started by Antifa plants and pissed off Redneck said, you know what?
	Fuck it.
	Let's take a page out of Antifa's book.
	Yes, we're in.
	And Antifa went, really?
	Okay, we're just going to break a few windows, but you're serious?
	Oh, yeah, we're serious.
	I mean, look at the footage.
	Did that look like something that was planned?
	Did you see the pic of the old lady?
	She looks like she's like 82.
	I think she has a lollipop.
	One lady had an onion.
	Giggling.
	Old lady Capitol.
	Was that the onion?
	No, asshole.
	Like, does this look like a plan?
	I plan to storm the Capitol at 86, and then I'm just going to stand there and pose with a photo, or the guy who's sitting at Nancy Pelosi's desk.
	Was that a plan?
	Or the guy with the horns who ended up going...
	The guy who stole the podium.
	Nancy Pelosi's podium.
	Does that sound like a plan?
	Yeah, there she is.
	That's one of the many pictures of her.
	Wait a minute.
	What is that saying?
	Because that was photoshopped, I think, right?
	Yeah, this is a meme.
	But what are they saying?
	See, the other one says, friend, I guess you could use a little social interaction during Capitol Hill Raid.
	Next day, introvert me.
	She's over to the left.
	That's the original picture, though, right?
	Yeah, I think it is.
	People just focus on that slice.
	Go back to it.
	So does this look like a planned insurrection that was planned on Parlor?
	Not that one, but the one you just.
	This is a slow-ass site.
	Yeah.
	See?
	What are you doing?
	I click a thing, and it takes that long.
	It doesn't look like that to me.
	Am I crazy?
	They're meandering.
	All right, so let's jump to the narrative here.
	Shall we, Trump?
	I will build a great, great wall.
	He's done.
	And then also this.
	That's also very fishy.
	There's several little factors to this, but let's focus on the normie narrative that everyone is pushing, including the Terminator.
	Ready?
	The narrative is as follows.
	Trump told the white supremacist hate group Prowboys to, quote-unquote, stand by until after the election.
	Then he called on them to storm the Capitol.
	They did, and people died, including a cop.
	The cops did nothing because we live in a white supremacist society.
	Like, just like this narrative, the narratives never seem even close to the truth.
	Like, if you're going to fuck with people and do propaganda, take the truth and then just fart it over a little bit to your direction.
	Here's the truth.
	Trump told the men's club Proud Boys to stand down.
	He said it in a weird way.
	He said, stand block and stand by.
	We all know he meant stand down.
	He didn't call on anyone to storm anything, but simply tweeted, it's going to be wild.
	That's what everyone's taking as a fact, that he said, storm the Capitol.
	That's why they want to impeach him.
	It's going to be wild?
	That means storm the Capitol?
	What babble fish converts sentence A to sentence B?
	Yes, people died, but 35 people have died in Antifa riots so far, including many cops.
	The cops appear to do nothing at the Capitol thing, and there are a million theories why.
	Proud Boys refused to attend the event as a group.
	There were some civilians there, but they were there as civilians.
	Nick Ox, for example, was reporting.
	And then I talk about how I knew it was going to be a shit show because of what's been happening so far.
	So I believe that I got Parlor banned because I conflicted this narrative.
	And I know this sounds like I'm being a megalomaniac, but keep in mind that Alex Jones was banned after having me on.
	Laura Loomer was banned after supporting me.
	John Rogan almost lost his Spotify deal because of me.
	Anthony Kumeo almost lost his player.
	He did lose a deal with a new video player because he refused to delete my videos.
	I am toxicity.
	And now I'm banned from Cameo.
	1-6.
	The argument here for this banning me from Cameo is, I started the Proud Boys.
	They stormed the Capitol.
	So you can't be against the Capitol riot and have me as a member of Cameo.
	Now, this is ironic because it's written by this beta palm British loser named Joseph Cox.
	And he's working at a place I started.
	I thought anything that I start is verboten.
	And I toxify whatever I started.
	So doesn't that mean you shouldn't be working at this evil company called Vice?
	But anyway, he goes, yeah, he says the CEO spoke out against it, but then they still have Gavin McInnes there.
	And then I got an email shortly after from Cameo that said, we wanted to let you know your profile has been flagged for a violation of our terms of service as per our enforcement policies.
	We are suspending your Cameo account, including your profile page, for the duration of the team's investigation.
	See, this is a big bureaucrat thing you do.
	You don't say you're banned, because then anger writes checks, and checks go to lawyers.
	If you just say we're investigating it, the guy calms down.
	He's not mad anymore.
	And then he slowly fades into it.
	This is the key to a good bureaucracy is to never be solid and convicted.
	Don't have convictions.
	Just sort of milquetoast everything away, which is what Joseph Cox's personality is like.
	Remember I said Jared Holt is a glass of water with three drops of milk in it.
	That's what all these people are like.
	Just know, like, this is where I stand.
	This is what I believe.
	Fuck you.
	Let's argue.
	It's like, no, I don't.
	That guy did something over there.
	Maybe he should do something from his keyboard.
	Just sitting on his ass looking at computer screens, coming up with philosophies on how the world should be one.
	Run.
	Look at him.
	Issue with large, unredacted dumps and uncurated dumps is that there's a lot of space for people to interpret the data in their own ways.
	As in with the DNC email leaks, we had this Pizzagate conspiracy where people were reading into it themselves.
	And so he's a journalist against information.
	Is that interesting?
	There's a real danger of amplifying to supply information.
	What it should do is it should go through the journalists first.
	What a dork.
	And here's the funny thing about it.
	He thinks he's some sort of savior, you know, protecting the world from evil.
	And he just cut off a major source of cash for Liberty Kinsman, Justice for Liberty.
	That's how I got money to her.
	That's how she bought Christmas presents.
	I didn't take a penny of it.
	In fact, the money, my cameo account was linked to her bank.
	I didn't even see it.
	And that little baby now can't have toys because Joseph Cox decided to save the day.
	Wow.
	Also, this ridiculous narrative that Proud Boys were responsible for the Capitol coup.
	Neither Proud Boys nor Trump nor Parler was responsible for this, and all three are being punished.
	So there's a petition here that has 500,000, almost 500,000 thing.
	Petition urging Proud Boys be listed as terrorist organization.
	It's 400,000.
	You should see the guy doing this petition.
	Look at him.
	He's like a trans person of color.
	And his YouTube page, that's what he looks like.
	His YouTube page is just like songs that I like.
	He's a makeup artist.
	He's a gay, trans, black person of color, makeup artist.
	And so he hates the Prow Boys because he thinks they're against him.
	I know this isn't what you want.
	And I'm sorry.
	And obviously, Prowl Boys have never said anything about trans people of color, but they sense that this group isn't enthusiastic about them or as enthusiastic as everyone else is.
	Therefore, they're the enemy and must be shut down.
	That's where we're at now.
	If you're not enthusiastic about my freakishness and you don't want to jump on board every little thing I come up with, like multiple bathrooms, then fuck you.
	You need to die, you Nazi pig.
	I'm not exaggerating.
	AMSMR?
	You know what I saw the other day?
	What did you see the other day?
	There's a petition to have a security guard with a blue lives, like the blue streak.
	He has a face mask with a blue black line.
	And they want to remove him because there's people that are LGBTQ on campus.
	And that's offensive.
	What about gay cops?
	The mask says cops lives matter.
	That includes gay cops.
	Most female cops are lesbians.
	True.
	At least what I'm...
	Let's say a very disproportionate number.
	All right, so let's look at his petition.
	It's got a lot to say.
	Sorry, it's 2-1.
	Now, the first thing I noticed about this is there's no Proud Boys in the picture.
	Not one.
	So that goes back to what I was saying about the narrative.
	I actually signed it this morning.
	No.
	Yeah, because I wanted to be able to leave a comment.
	Oh, yeah.
	And the only way you can do that is if you're part of the group.
	And I fucked up.
	I didn't get to leave it right.
	So I actually signed it twice with two different emails.
	So I'm part of the problem.
	But anyway, those guys are not Proud Boys.
	Number one.
	And it just shows you this narrative that Proud Boys stormed the Capitol building using Parlor as their tool.
	And the mind-splitting irony is Parlor is banned because I used Parlor to prove exactly the opposite that Proud Boys are against it.
	That's why I think Parlor was banned.
	Because it wasn't used by Proud Boys to organize the storming of the Capitol.
	It was used by the guy who started it to point out that they're not doing that.
	And that hurts the narrative.
	Can you, is your mind exploding right now with the mega macro irony?
	What do you call that again?
	Micro, mega, it's a thing and a thing?
	Of course, Brian will.
	Microcosm?
	Macrocosm?
	Shut up.
	Meta?
	Meta.
	Yeah, I think meta is what I was going for.
	Okay, so number one, that's not Proud Boys in the picture.
	Shouldn't it be Proud Boys in the picture?
	Shouldn't you have a picture of Proud Boys there?
	You could have a picture of Nick there.
	He's a Proud Boy.
	He was there.
	But it's just pictures of him smoking a cigarette.
	It doesn't look quite as scary as this bullshit.
	Number two, in the reasoning for me, of course, the tranny is worried about my tranny quotes.
	And they say, I said, we need more violence from the left.
	Choke a tranny.
	Choke a bitch.
	Put your finger around her.
	It's windpipe.
	Something like that.
	I did say that.
	Here's the context.
	There were these Antifa in New York City pretending to be trannies.
	And we were watching it on the show.
	It was very angering because it was Normie MAGA people at a rally.
	And Antifa were going up to them and horking and spitting in their face.
	You could see phlegm on their face.
	And these MAGA guys were just going, wait, is that it?
	That second one?
	Yeah.
	It looks like it.
	2017?
	Nice look, dude.
	Come on, Uno.
	Uno, you use a thumbnail of something that wasn't there.
	Oh, what a Dorcasaurus Rex.
	Anyway, she's spitting on them, and then they would just go, oh, with the spit, and then they go, you can't hit me.
	I'm a woman.
	I'm a woman.
	I'm trans.
	And then the mega people were just like, security, security, please.
	As they got horked on.
	So in that context, I was saying, fight back.
	Don't go for their tranny bullshit.
	It's a lie.
	But that was taken out of context.
	And now the implication is that I'm just like, roam the streets.
	See a tranny chokeum.
	Which is like such a Cartoon gargamel version of a dude.
	People don't talk like that.
	Not even Fred Phelps or, you know, total homophobes.
	Like Nazis, even like Nazi skinheads, they're more like, god damn it, we don't want these blanks in our neighborhood kind of thing.
	They don't be like, go out on the streets, find one, choke him, choke his neck.
	So that person's living in a cartoon, but that's Clown World.
	And then point three, in that petition, they talk about how they were at Unite the Right.
	No, there was like three guys who were booted for being there.
	No Proud Boys were in the Tiki Torch thing.
	Enrique was reporting on it.
	He was filming it.
	Charlottesville was a lie.
	It purported to be about statues.
	But then they talk about some other rally where members of some white supremacist group, like the Workers' People's Project or something, were seen marching with Proud Boys.
	Okay, let's assume that's true, just for the sake of argument.
	How are you now responsible for everyone next to you?
	You're walking in a mob.
	Antifa's trying to kill you, by the way, right over there.
	And you have to know the political affiliations of everyone else in this crowd?
	Meanwhile, Antifa does know the political affiliations of everyone in that crowd, and they want to burn America to the ground.
	And they use violence to achieve those means.
	They say no borders, no wall, no USA at all.
	Those are political aspirations, and they use violence to achieve those.
	Dictionary definition of a terrorist organization.
	You keep hearing that they are declared a terrorist organization, and then you hear they're not.
	Are they?
	Or is it in certain jurisdictions?
	I think that...
	Well, I think that.
	We're not peers here.
	Because I heard.
	So, Ryan, you work here.
	So it's not like Gav and Rai think about stuff.
	I have no respect for your brain.
	No.
	You just work here as a researcher.
	So when I ask you something, I don't want you to go, yeah, I think it's probably some areas.
	You're called detective shitty because you're always wrong.
	So while I'm asking this, the second a question comes out my mouth, you look up, are Antifa listed as a domestic torture?
	Trump orders Pompeo to consider banning Antifa members.
	That's not good enough.
	It's all this consideration, but I never see concrete like they are.
	Anyway, like there was another guy who had a t-shirt.
	He was near a Proud Boy and it said 6MWE, an acronym no one's ever heard of before.
	Nobody.
	And apparently it means $6 million wasn't enough.
	It's a Nazi shirt.
	And because he was standing next to a Proud Boy, they're calling that a Proud Boy's slogan.
	Like, it's like crowbar.
	Yeah, this I remember that like certain states.
	Oh, yeah, New Jersey, yeah.
	So they are in New Jersey.
	So they crowbar in all this Nazi stuff into a multiracial, pro-Jewish group that has tons of Jews in it.
	Conversely, they go to Antifa and say, you can do no wrong.
	Even as Antifa says, Israel should be annihilated.
	You even have Herets in Israel with Antifa journalists.
	And I'm like, hey, Haretz.
	You know Antifa's official stance on Israel, right?
	It's Palestine.
	They don't have any respect for this country.
	Conservatives do.
	Christians do.
	The ones you hate do.
	But you're siding with Antifa because you're an ethnomasochist.
	And then also in Canada, they were pushing for Prow Boys to be a terrorist organization.
	That's 2-2.
	Oh, we forgot to do the Prow Boys intro for all this.
	Frigonomics.
	Ways listing Prow Boys as a terrorist group.
	And then according to my alma mater Vice, they have already come back with a verdict.
	And it's, well, they are racist, but this is 2-3.
	They are racist, but what are you fucking doing?
	2-3 is a number.
	That's a link, not a picture.
	They are white supremacist, but we're not going to designate them as terrorists.
	They are advancing misogynistic white supremacist beliefs.
	Who said that?
	Like, can you not prove it?
	That's the problem with all this fake shit.
	No one has to back it up.
	For example, I was listening to Howard Stern, and he was talking about the noose that was outside the Capitol.
	And he goes, we're not stupid.
	We know what a noose means.
	That's directed to black people.
	What?
	Like, they just say shit that sounds good.
	Yes, if a black family moves into a white neighborhood and there's a noose on their front door, yes, that is clearly a racist gesture.
	In the political sphere, outside a government building, it's clearly going back to various revolutions in the Western world, not just in America, but in Britain, where they would hang the politicians.
	That's what everyone was saying, too, on the far right.
	They were saying, hang them all, hang the politicians.
	So it was clearly, and they clearly never intended to literally hang politicians.
	It was clearly a gesture that was meant to say, I fucking hate politicians.
	What are you doing right now?
	Oh.
	Yeah, Slate's take, I'm sure.
	I told you the New York Times journalist hung up on me when I compared the New York Times to Slate and said, gray lady down.
	And he goes, we're done.
	Meanwhile, so he can't take a grain of sand of abuse about the New York Times.
	Meanwhile, all we do is get beaches, entire beaches of sand dumped on us of abuse.
	And we just go, oh, for fuck's sake.
	So, yeah, the Terminator is running with this narrative, and he's going even further.
	He said the storming of the Capitol was like Kristallnacht.
	Kristallnacht was when they smashed all the businesses of Jewish-owned businesses.
	I believe it was in Berlin.
	And there was just glass everywhere.
	So they called it Kristallnite, as in like shards of glass, crystals everywhere.
	The Knight of the Broken Glass.
	Go ahead.
	Keep going till you find it.
	Yep.
	It was long, too.
	Okay, jump ahead of my friends around the world about the events of Friday.
	There's an old tweet.
	But what are we to make of those elected officials who have enabled Islam?
	Our country was founded.
	Now, I grew up in the ruins of a country that suffered the loss of its democracy.
	Yeah, Chris was your Nazi dad.
	His dad was in the SS.
	Yes, he was.
	And he said he admired Hitler.
	He said, I was always so.
	I'm trying to like Werner Würzburg.
	I always admired Hitler the way that he could.
	I can't do it, Arnold Schwarzenegger.
	It's the easiest imitation there is to do.
	I always admired.
	Well, I'm not going to say it because I don't want to be taken out of context.
	Well, it won't be taken out of context if you're using an accent of Arnold Schwarzenegger.
	True.
	I always admired Hitler the way he could do an exciting speech to 40,000 people.
	I always wanted to be like that.
	Arnold Schwarzenegger said that when he was a young man.
	And then also, he's sitting here telling us how to live and how important it is to be a noble person.
	You fucked your pug-ugly maid and made a baby with her.
	And you're sitting there with your fuck literally on a throne telling us that we're evil and wrong.
	The son of a Nazi who admired Hitler and destroyed his family.
	Growing up, I was surrounded by broken men drinking away their guilt over their participation in the most evil regime in history.
	Not all of them were rapid anti-Semites or Nazis.
	Many of them just a little bit.
	Step by step down the road.
	He's getting into the Proud Boys.
	Oh, you mentioned Proud Boys in the beginning?
	Yes.
	Oh, in the beginning?
	As an immigrant to this country, I would like to say a few words to my fellow Americans and to our friends around the world about the events of recent days.
	Maybe we should have time-stamped it.
	I thought it was a short dude.
	I don't even know how you could do it.
	Or the night of broken glass.
	Here, kill me.
	It was a night of rampage against the Jews carried out in 1938 at the Nazi equivalent of the Proud Boys.
	Wayne's unbelievable.
	It's just unreal.
	Like, I'm rarely shocked these days.
	But when I saw that late about midnight last night, I just went.
	Yeah, me too.
	I saw that last night.
	The Nazi equivalent.
	Wait a minute.
	In that analogy, the Proud Boys are worse than Nazis.
	Like the Nazi equivalent.
	Equivalent.
	Wow.
	So that's why we chose that terrible Arnold Schwarzenegger song.
	Great song.
	But speaking of the lamest analogies in the world, Judge Danine is using that analogy on our side now, talking about how deplatforming John Matzy and removing Parler, that was like Kristallnacht.
	Anything you don't like is Kristallnacht.
	Can we move on, please?
	There's so much better analogies.
	And Stalinism is replete with perfect analogies of this.
	Bolsheviks, communism, Russia, Soviet Union, that's great.
	It's got it all.
	The Nazis thing, yes, it was the worst thing around.
	But communism killed 80 million people, or Mao killed 80 million people.
	Communism killed well over 100 million.
	If we're looking at bad things, let's focus on that.
	I'm not defending Nazis, obviously.
	This analogy is getting so tedious.
	It's juvenile, really.
	Good morning.
	Good morning.
	What's your reaction to that?
	I don't know.
	The boogeyman.
	Good morning.
	What's your reaction to that?
	Parlor, shut down.
	Well, look, they gave us a taste of this pre-election when they suppressed the Hunter Biden story.
	And now that they've won, what we're seeing is the kind of censorship that is akin to a Kristallnach, where they decide what we can communicate about.
	You know, let's bring in Judge Shanine Piracy.
	Kristallnacht was about shattering Jewish businesses and preventing them from earning a living, starving them to death in that sense, cutting off their food supply, their ability to live.
	But this is your ability to communicate.
	So there's much better analogies with book burning and stuff like that.
	The Max public house, again, I'm not using a Nazi analogy, but if you had to at gunpoint, then businesses being unable to do their business, like Max Public House getting shut down for COVID, that's a much better crystal-knocked analogy.
	Or Antifa were putting up these signs saying we don't serve proud boys, just like the Nazis would put up signs saying this is a Jewish establishment.
	Those are better analogies.
	Come on, guys.
	They're all a bunch of Nazis, and that's what you got to do.
	Here's the best.
	Here's a good analogy.
	Here's how to do analogies.
	People say, why did they destroy the Capitol?
	What were they hoping to achieve?
	And I said, they were hoping to improve the system and help the government about as much as Animal House was trying to help Faber College when they drove the Deathmobile into the bleachers.
	The end of Animal House was a fuck you to Faber College.
	This riot in the Capitol, which I'm not condoning, I said don't go.
	I said it's a trap.
	I dread January 20th.
	Please don't go.
	Or don't go tomorrow.
	What's tomorrow?
	The Twitter.
	Fucking.
	Oh, shit.
	San Francisco.
	I mean, I don't know enough about the Twitter thing.
	It's just really so.
	Cowboys go anywhere in the next year.
	They're going to get arrested and they're looking at 15 years.
	You saw what happened to Max and John with the 17-second fight.
	Don't fucking fall for it.
	And there's going to be opposition there.
	And then even if you go there intending to be peaceful or whatever, no, we're just going to go there.
	Check it out.
	There's going to be people starting shit.
	And then you're going to.
	It's inevitable.
	I'm so sick of it.
	I was never a rally guy, really.
	And like the Million Man March with MLK, that got the job done.
	It wasn't violent.
	Lots of people showed up.
	They made their point.
	Boom.
	Gone.
	The Million MAGA March was pretty good.
	It was in the day.
	There was no violence.
	No need to arrest anyone.
	And Tifa showed up a few times.
	Proudboys beat them up.
	You made your point.
	Go home.
	Why do you have to keep remaking your point and getting stabbed and getting arrested and getting 15 years for breaching the Capitol?
	What have you done?
	What have you proven?
	We know how you feel.
	You feel the election was stolen.
	We know you're mad at social media.
	I don't know enough about this Twitter thing.
	If it's non-Prowboy related and it's a bunch of old ladies doing a big rally at 10 a.m., fine, that sounds fine.
	But all this other stuff, like this dude, this is what you're inviting when you have rallies these days.
	Look at 2.6.
	This guy wearing a Camp Auschwitz shirt.
	Now, if I just saw this right away and didn't know the story, I would say, oh, that's a Fed.
	It's clearly a Fed.
	Someone bought him a shirt.
	But I don't think it is.
	I think it's a moronic redneck who's being edgy.
	There he is in the corner.
	See him with the beard there?
	Yep.
	Camp Auschwitz with a skull on it.
	And surely when you're in the crowd and you look to your right and you see a guy wearing that, you must know, all right, this is not good.
	I'm not keeping very good company.
	Man, I lost it, but there was this awesome video where they were like, no Antifa shit in the Capitol building.
	They were looking at some guys dressed in black.
	They were like, no fucking Antifa shit.
	We're not here to do that.
	You didn't see that, right?
	No, what do you mean?
	Implying that there were spies?
	No, it was all MAGA people, but then, yeah, and then there was like people dressed in black, black were covering their faces, kind of wearing MAGA stuff.
	And everybody was yelling at them like, no Antifa shit.
	Like, what are you doing?
	What do you mean, Brian?
	What are you talking about?
	Like, are they spies?
	Yeah.
	So they were saying, we don't want Antifa here.
	We're not doing Antifa shit.
	But what does that mean?
	Like, they were storming down the stairs where they weren't supposed to go or something like that.
	I really got to find that clip.
	It's not making any sense.
	Jesus Christ.
	You've got to learn to articulate.
	And the funny thing I was thinking about Holocaust deniers too is, okay, their version of events, and I've been called a Holocaust defender for pointing out their version of events.
	Their version of events is that they weren't gassed.
	They just died of starvation because the infrastructure was blown out.
	And there wasn't 6 million.
	There was only a few hundred thousand.
	So your best case scenario is that hundreds of thousands of men, women, and children were rounded up for their religion, for no other crime.
	They were not POWs.
	And you put them in camps?
	That's really, really bad.
	And then they starve to death because that's a possibility in war.
	So even in your ridiculous scenario, you're the baddies.
	You're the baddies, no matter what side of the argument you're on.
	And again, the Holocaust scenarios probably represent 1% or a fraction of a percent of the people who have views on the Holocaust.
	But even your version sucks.
	Anyway, tangent.
	So the narrative, like what really happens with these events is they take a piece of clay and that's the event, and then they mold that into whatever they want.
	The final sculpture they made looks nothing like the original piece of clay, which is the truth.
	And they have this beautiful little testament to their belief system.
	For example, 2-7, this guy's narrative, he's a black writer at BuzzFeed who writes blackity, black, black, black stuff all the time.
	In him, it was a bunch of Nazis, and there definitely was a few racists there.
	There's the Camp Auschwitz guy, the guy with the Confederate flag.
	And these cops claim they were called the N-word quite a bit.
	So I'm sure there was racists in the crowd.
	But this guy, Emmanuel Felton's angle is it was a massive throng of white supremacists and proud boys who went there and just attacked black cops.
	So they ignore the white cops and focus on the black cops.
	But there's a crazy part of this story where he goes at the beginning, he says, this is a cop talking, black cop.
	I found out what they were planning when a friend of mine screenshot me an Instagram story from the Proud Boys saying, we're breaching the Capitol today, guys.
	I hope y'all are ready.
	That's huge, Emmanuel.
	Where is the screen grab?
	Where is the user?
	This little piece, this throwaway piece that stuck in the beginning like it's a fact is way bigger than your entire story.
	I mean, that could be the story of your career.
	Why is that just sort of glossed over?
	And I can't sue him.
	Enrique can't sue him because he's quoting what someone else said.
	But if you were a real journalist, you would take a story like that and go, wait, what?
	Show me the screen grab.
	Who's the user?
	Is he a real proud boy?
	You know?
	Here's another way you take this truth, this clay of truth, and you mold it into something.
	The jarring video of black men cleaning up the Capitol.
	What?
	So it was a white riot where white people destroyed our sacred institution, and then black people had to do all the cleaning.
	What?
	What a weird thing to focus on.
	The race of the guys sweeping.
	I think I have a picture of it.
	Yeah, 2.9.
	Like, what a thing to notice.
	You know, you know who notices stuff like that?
	Racists.
	They see a guy cleaning up after a riot.
	Like, they don't notice the black cop with him.
	And they go, oh, we make black people clean up our stuff.
	Do you want to talk about the riots in Portland and all the white people who have cleaned up all this shit?
	You really want to get into the race of the cleaners and the race of the perps?
	You're going to see a hell of a lot of Black Lives Matter rioters and a hell of a lot of white cleaner-uppers.
	I think it's a dumb thing to pursue.
	This is why the left's racism is so annoying because we don't bring it up.
	We just plow through.
	Are you qualified for the job?
	Okay, you're in.
	They're like, no, you have to do this, have to do that.
	And then you start going, okay, you want to play the color game?
	Why?
	You know, it's crazy.
	I can't find the videos of the MAGA guys cleaning up the Capitol.
	There's a video of them throwing away the garbage and they picked up some stuff that had fallen.
	Yeah.
	And I can't find it because...
	Dude, if I was a MAGA, I am a MAGA guy, but if you're wearing a MAGA hat after the Capitol riot, just get the hell out of Dodge.
	They had trouble getting on their planes.
	Right.
	If I have that.
	Here's another.
	By the way, I've been listing now lies for the past half hour.
	Here's another lie.
	They see a guy there who appears to be conservative and they call him a rioter.
	3-0.
	This is the New York Times.
	The guy hung up on me for comparing The New York Times to slate.
	I know things were hectic, but I find it rather shocking the ease with which the New York Times invented a story about a credentialed reporter out of whole cloth and then published it.
	Given how rapidly the FBI is arresting people, the New York Times should take pains to get this stuff right.
	And so they have this kid, what's his name?
	McGinnis?
	Richie McGinnis.
	Richie McGinnis.
	He was on Tim Pool's show.
	Yeah.
	I have that clip, actually, 3-1.
	He's just like a nerdy mega kid.
	He was the one, I think, that tended to the person that was shot by Rittenhouse.
	Oh, really?
	Yeah.
	That's what I saw Tim Poole tweet.
	So this is the evil rioter that the New York Times almost got thrown in prison.
	Or attacked.
	So what happens?
	You're standing up on the scaffold.
	You see the line break.
	What happens next?
	So I see the line break.
	And as the line is breaking, I have to give a shout out.
	It's my mom's birthday.
	And I called her in the morning.
	I'm not that bad a son.
	But she called me as the line was breaking.
	You're a nerd.
	Like on an iPhone, if you ignore.
	Is worried about his mom getting more than one call on her birthday when you're an adult.
	And like on an iPhone, if you ignore the call, it ends the video.
	So then if you look on Twitter, my video is broken up into three parts because my mom called me a second time and I declined again.
	And she forgave me for ignoring her call on her birthday.
	So thank you, mom.
	I appreciate that.
	So what happens?
	You're standing up on the scaffold?
	See, that's the amount of disinformation.
	Or even this fire extinguisher 3-2.
	Like, I'm reading this thing, and it's a really good piece, by the way, by Miranda Devine.
	Great writer.
	And she says, don't dismiss issues behind the invasion.
	And she talks about this woman, Ashley Babbitt, who was killed, and says, you know, she'd done 14 years.
	She's only 34.
	So basically half her life as a normal person, not counting the little kid years, was serving in stupid wars that she didn't understand.
	Or I shouldn't say she didn't understand why, but that if you give half your life to the country and you're not being listened to, that's a hard pill to swallow.
	Yeah.
	So she does all this service for us in pointless wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, and then she's told that her voice doesn't matter.
	So we understand her making the mistake of jumping into that room where she got shot.
	And then with this cop here, Sicknik, she says, he died from injuries sustained while physically engaging with protesters.
	I don't know.
	So the story is, and it's the narrative, right?
	And that's more important to America, especially now that we don't have a voice.
	The narrative is more important.
	And the narrative is that he was hit in the head so hard with a fire extinguisher, he died.
	Look at this.
	But then I'm looking at 3-2.
	Way heavy hammer felony murder for writers and capital officers' death.
	But then I look at 3-3.
	What was this one now?
	Wait, I think that might still be Rick McGinnis.
	Yeah, go up one?
	The investigation into how SickNick died is ongoing.
	Authorities believe SickNick's deaths was driven by a medical condition.
	So far, reports of an attack haven't been confirmed.
	Looks like the media completely made up the fire extinguisher attack.
	It wouldn't have been pictures of the picture.
	See, all you have to do with this is have a link.
	So like Sky News said Proud Boys were there wearing orange hats.
	Now the next article just says Proud Boys were reportedly there.
	It was reported.
	That's not a lie.
	And then it keeps going and going until Proud Boys were there.
	And I know this because I try to sue these people and they go, well, here's seven articles that say it.
	And I go, yeah, but they're all linking the same bullshit origin.
	And it almost always is abroad who started the bullshit.
	There's Tim saying that Richie was the guy who tried to save the man.
	Yeah.
	Then there's three, three, four.
	They talk about a cop who was killed there, but he actually died from suicide three days later.
	John Cardillo is the man to look up cop stuff because he still keeps in contact with all his old cop buddies and he has the inside scoop.
	No liar, the second cop killed himself three days later, you ghoulish hack liar.
	Died from the insurrection.
	Why aren't White House flags at half-staff?
	They are.
	But who's Robert Reich again?
	Is that that little midget?
	Yeah, that's that funny little economist man who's like five feet tall.
	He's nuts, Seth.
	We could do a whole show on him.
	And then, once you have the culture of lying, right, you can start totally inventing new stuff.
	Because now we have proud boys and cops being killed and shot and you have this sort of culture of bullshit.
	Now that that's frothing and there's no way to disprove it on parlor, you can say half the house was almost murdered.
	We came close to half the house nearly dying during the riots.
	This is exactly what she said.
	You ready?
	Also, if we allow insurrection against the United States with impunity, with no accountability, we are inviting it to happen again.
	We came close to nearly half the house dying on Wednesday.
	What does that mean?
	That they were all going to be killed?
	We saw the people in there.
	They were taking selfies.
	I don't like what they did, but they were not dangerous.
	What a smoke show that was.
	What a Zoikes.
	What a Zoikes.
	Did you see that tweet, though?
	What tweet?
	They're saying even people that weren't even involved in the officer thing might get felony murder charges that weren't even near there.
	Please don't go, January 20th.
	Please don't go.
	Don't go.
	This shit show that was Capitol Hill is going to justify much more serious charges for anything else down the line.
	Because in court, they'll go, we have a history of insurrection.
	Half the house was almost killed on January 6th.
	So we have to nip this in the bud and make an example of them, or politicians will die.
	And then judges are beholden to politicians.
	So they're like, ooh, I'm going to drop the hammer on this guy.
	All right, let's go to Antifa BLM.
	You fucking wife me!
	You never experienced a white man!
	What are you continuing?
	Fuck your dad.
	So, because Prow Boys roam the streets where Antifa are burning the cities down and they yell, fuck Antifa, Antifa have decided to retaliate six months later in the only city in, one of the only cities in the world, likely the only city, big city in America, that doesn't have a Proud Boys chapter.
	There's no Proud Boys in Manhattan.
	They have been arrested, sent to jail, been threatened.
	All the cops are gone.
	They have their pensions threatened.
	It's just not worth it anymore.
	There hasn't been a meetup in months and months and months and months.
	I think some of them may chat to each other and go grab fries every couple weeks.
	But the police basically made being a Proud Boy in New York City illegal.
	The deep state said no, and they got their wish.
	You know, you throw two of the main guys in prison for four years.
	The rest of the club goes, I guess this isn't worth it.
	But months, like, Proud Boys probably haven't had a meetup probably since Max and John were sentenced, which was over a year ago, right?
	And so a year and a half later, Antifa is ready to say, fuck the Proud Boys.
	We don't want them on our streets anymore.
	Okay.
	Do you also want to free Nelson Mandela?
	What else is up your sleeve?
	Do you want to stop apartheid?
	Do you want Trump out of office?
	Yeah, why don't you have a rally saying, get Trump out of the White House within at least two weeks?
	Go ahead.
	I just happened to be walking down the street that day.
	Oh, hi.
	The percussion is so gay.
	Like a Mexican flags.
	You know how Prowboys hate Mexico.
	What a waste of time.
	So it's funny how we did the Prowboys thing and we had 900 stories.
	That's the only story I have for Antifa, and it should have just been under Proud Boys.
	And we did a bumper for Antifa, but no bumper for Proud Boys.
	And why was the player on the Antifa thing?
	I thought the guy sent you a new one.
	He did, ma'am.
	But listen, sometimes it takes a long time.
	If you touch the mouse, it's going to be there.
	Listen, we're going to hit on that in the hour.
	Got another segment coming up.
	Let's do Trump.
	Do we have a bumper for Trumper?
	We got a Trumper bumper.
	Let's do a Trumper bumper.
	Do not allow anyone to tell you that it cannot be done.
	I'm gay.
	And I love you.
	And yet, together, we will make America great again.
	That's a good one.
	That's going to be gone soon, folks.
	We're not going to be talking about Trump soon.
	Sorry.
	What if he stays...
	How often do we talk about Obama?
	Well, Obama sucked.
	He's going to disappear from the news within the month.
	You don't think he's going to create his own site and his own Twitter?
	Trumpet, as Josh said?
	Oh, that's a good name.
	Yep.
	I think if that's a thing, nothing will be announced for at least six months.
	They're trying this impeachment crap again.
	What a gay thing to want to do.
	Fucking late.
	Like, an impeachment trial takes months.
	He's going to be gone in two weeks.
	So what are you going to do?
	Call him when he's found guilty in April and go, hey, you're impeached.
	Oh, okay.
	Here's some juicy gossip.
	One of the main guys at the Lincoln Project, which was a crucial part of destroying Donald Trump, is a gay Harvey Weinstein.
	The longtime McCain aide and CASIC strategist has been accused of grooming young men by multiple named accusers.
	Now, the American Conservative, that's the magazine I wrote for it once, it's very fastidious when it comes to facts.
	So you're not reading this in BuzzFeed where fucking, oh, Ryan Gerduski, I think, knew a lot of these guys.
	So he has a series of texts where this, what's his name again?
	Go up to the top.
	No, go down so I can see his fucking name.
	John McCain.
	John Weaver.
	John Weaver.
	So what John Weaver does is he says, yeah, I think we can hire you.
	Now, it's a lot easier to get in a gays' pants than a woman's pants.
	Sorry.
	Unless you're famous, and then they let you grab their pussies.
	But with the gays, sex to them is like they're going to end up having a thousand partners.
	So if someone says, hey, if you blow me, I could probably get you a pretty good job working at the Lincoln Project.
	And they go, eh.
	Okay.
	So they do it, which isn't rape per se, but it's called quid pro quo.
	It's sexual assault, and it's what destroyed Harvey Weinstein.
	So this guy was doing it to tons of twinks.
	This man, this is Ryan, the writer talking to the twink.
	This man who will stay anonymous told me he was in communication with several young men solicited by Weaver for a job, after which he propositioned them for sex as part of the offer.
	He shared direct messages with me of both young men, one of whom who had been strung along for days about a possible job.
	And when they met at the hotel, Weaver demanded they engage in sexual intercourse.
	They did.
	It was consensual.
	I mean, this kind of shit ruined Louis C.K., and it was consensual.
	What is consensual?
	You know?
	It's not rape, it's sexual assault.
	That's the law.
	Every time we get philosophical about this, we realize, oh, the law's already been through this.
	But Weaver never made good on the job offer.
	And then he starts showing the things.
	What an absolute little pig.
	What's 3-8?
	Wait, these are good.
	So I guess they could wipe that out later.
	No, no, no.
	Show it.
	It's pretty crazy.
	I fucking hate your guts, but do you want another Weaver DM batch?
	Sure.
	Thank you.
	Oh, so that's the guy.
	Love your voice.
	I appreciate you, my boy.
	Ew, my boy.
	So he's a pedophile.
	Of course.
	Or at least he has very young men tendencies.
	A pig, I think, is the best way.
	I just played it.
	You said this was hot.
	That one was hot.
	But that's the guy talking to Ryan the journalist, you mental midget.
	And that includes a screenshot.
	Love your voice, blah, blah, and I appreciate you, my boy.
	Okay.
	Go to 3-8.
	Yeah, that's just more of the scene.
	There is a rumor going around that Trump is removed from Home Alone 2.
	3.9.
	That did happen in Canada.
	But Film Beat is taking a joke seriously.
	It's a tweet.
	Oh, have they cut out the tweet since I posted that?
	He said, what happened to it?
	Go back to the time.
	He's going to be, yeah, Donald Trump to be digitally replaced in Home Alone 2 with actor Christopher Plummer.
	And that was a joke, but everyone took it seriously.
	But I don't blame everyone for taking it seriously, because if you look at 4-0, he did that when he was on Canadian TV.
	He was removed from Home Alone 2.
	This is Sergeant Dylan Contreras.
	I'm from San Antonio, Texas.
	I am an information technology specialist.
	And my question for you, sir, is Home Alone 2, your favorite holiday movie.
	Well, I'm in Home Alone 2.
	And I hate how people have to say their name and their occupation before they ask a question.
	Go down, though.
	Let's see why the call.
	The movie.
	The broadcast.
	What a weird way to write with these big titles.
	This is how I do my show notes.
	Oh, they say it was edited for time.
	It was the scene because they were not integral to the plot.
	Yeah, sure.
	Again, see, that's the Canadian way.
	Good bureaucracy doesn't say anything solid.
	They just kind of milky water you so you can't really abuse.
	As they do in the movie.
	Let's check out the mail B. The B?
	How long have we been going for?
	F the M, frankly.
	One hour and 14 minutes.
	It's a long time.
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have a death.
	Let's turn our eyes together's mailbag.
	Let me touch it.
	Nick Johnson, just kidding.
	What do you guys think of my hair?
	By the way, my wrinkly eyes have really bothered me on this show.
	And the other day I just took a picture of what my eyes are so people can see that you're not getting the truth.
	This whole show is about the truth.
	Actually, the title of the show is Give Me Some Truth, which is a John Lennon song that Generation X covered very well.
	Just give me some truth.
	Oh, that should have been the song.
	Thanks a lot.
	It couldn't be the song because there's Nazis in the Capitol building.
	Believe success will come to you.
	Look like hell.
	Trust yourself and all your dreams come true.
	Break some rules and not the law.
	Don't be afraid to fail.
	You have to.
	My favorite part?
	Join the Capital.
	That's real.
	Well, the verdict is in.
	Austrians can't rap and should not be allowed to.
	If we're starting to censor people and say who can say what, can we just stop white people from rapping in general?
	I'm with it.
	Hey, Gavin and fucker from the fag zone laugh my ass off with that loser that goes by baked Alaska.
	I don't know if I'm stupid or dumb, but I'm confused as to if you support this fucking idiot.
	That would be no.
	AIU just ripped this fool in his most recent video, but I feel like I've heard you support Baked Alaska.
	I did.
	I supported Richard Spencer in 2007 when he was a normal dude who was just obsessed with the founding fathers and paleoconservatism.
	Then he changed and went full Nazi.
	I supported Baked Alaska when he was Milo's assistant and we were in Pulse, Orlando, doing that Kiss scene as a fuck you to the terrorists who had just shot 89 gays.
	I liked him then.
	Then I see him talking about the Holocaust and harassing people at work just like blue-collar kids with shitty jobs who are trying to get through the day and calling them bitches and faggots and stuff and macing people.
	That's when I peaced out and said, fuck you, baked.
	Please clarify, Ryan's gay.
	And Nick Ox has a great argument that he was there just reporting it because he has a media company, Murder the Media.
	Oh, yeah.
	What's baked Alaska going to say?
	They got banned off D-Live.
	Yes, they did.
	The whole friggin channel, what sucks.
	I keep hearing all sorts of buzz coming from all kinds of sources that something is getting ready to pop off in DC.
	Perhaps it's all just fantasy and rumors, but the chatter is a bit much to ignore.
	Oh, please, God, don't let Proud Boys be involved in something popping off.
	I don't think so.
	But there's tons of military.
	You know what's going to happen if something, if Proud Boys pop off in D.C.?
	They will get stabbed by Antifa, and the victims will go to jail for 15 years.
	Guarantee it.
	But Trump isn't released.
	This is what I said Trump would release in six months if he was going to do it.
	Is this just someone saying that would be cool?
	We're clearly not seeing a new social media release.
	This is just like someone's fantasy war, aren't you?
	Yeah, I think there's a fanfic trailer.
	This is from Mike.
	Golfer says, Faggot on live TV.
	Is Justin Thomas the new fag capital of the world?
	Ouch.
	You're really unhappy with that one.
	You know, you're strong.
	Fact.
	So that's like, why is that guy banned for that?
	He wasn't talking about homosexuals.
	He was actually, aren't you sort of being pro-gay if you use that as a swear word?
	Like a swear word means bad thing happened.
	That's actually a very popular golf term.
	There's, you know, you slice it.
	And we don't say the N-word.
	We got rid of that.
	We're working with you on the R word.
	We see your argument.
	But do we have to kill every single swear word?
	Like, what's left?
	You could just leave us with shit?
	Shit?
	Shh.
	Shit.
	It doesn't have the jiggle of faggot.
	So he's in trouble.
	Here's from Ryan.
	An Austrian comparing the capital to Kristallnacht is akin to the son of a KKK Grand Wizard getting the wrong order at Wendy's and saying, now I know what being black feels like.
	Isn't the son of a Nazi saying that 30,000 Jews being sent to concentration camps is similar to some rioters killing one cop, extremely racist?
	Yes, and that's what I always say.
	That's what I said to that Jewish magazine Forward, which was on my parlor, which I can no longer refer to, which is why parlor is banned.
	I said, stop saying Nazi.
	It trivializes the six million Jews who died.
	Imagine you're a Holocaust survivor, and some guy who's mean about soup is known as a soup Nazi.
	You'd be like, really?
	The Nazis that I remember killed my family in front of me.
	And I almost died.
	Soup.
	They were soup Nazis.
	Yes.
	We weren't doing great for soup.
	They were every...
	Anyway, sorry.
	Is this true?
	Candace won a lawsuit against big tech for falsy things.
	I never heard about this, but 51 cents earned?
	Oh, I think that's just like an incentive.
	I wouldn't doubt that's true, but I wouldn't be optimistic about her settlement.
	It's probably like a big retraction.
	And $1,000.
	She made a lot more money from us by arguing with Cornell West.
	True, true.
	My horse died unexpectedly, but I don't want to be a bitch.
	If she had served her country by acting in the movie War Horse, obviously crying would be permitted.
	My hunch is that I'm allowed to let one tear silently roll down my cheek without wiping it as I hang up her reins.
	But emotional vulnerability is, of course, the first step on the road to communism.
	So I'm deferring to you on your judgment.
	David, you don't need to send a letter.
	You got it.
	You obviously cannot ugly cry about your horse.
	You can't have a heaving sob, right?
	But the perfect time to have that one lone tear.
	And by the way, pull up the picture of my eyes.
	Oh, you sent it to me.
	Yeah.
	Truth is the subject.
	These are my eyes.
	I'm not saying I'm a supermodel.
	I realize I look like a rat who just escaped from jail.
	But those are not that wrinkly for a 50-year-old.
	The wrinkles you see here, it makes me understand why Fox News was so adamant about getting makeup on.
	Anyway, yes, one weird tear just goes like this.
	Hang up the reins.
	Disappears into your beard.
	You don't wipe it.
	And then there's also a gray area where you don't have to then go, hey, everyone, what's going on?
	Right?
	You just sit on the porch with a beer and your wife goes, what's wrong with dad?
	And they go, he has wrinkly eyes.
	No, they go, dad needs to be alone for a little while.
	He's okay.
	Meanwhile, they're bawling their eyes out.
	They probably knew the horse too.
	Although you might be young, you don't have kids.
	Anyway, you have a silent, quiet night on the porch.
	With a beer.
	Kristallnacht.
	It's sort of like if your horse was the Jews and the cancer that killed him was Hitler, then you just had a horse holocaust.
	A horseoca.
	I'm at the point now where...
	How much is a horse holocaust?
	It's sort of like with astrology.
	When I hear someone talking astrology, I just sort of go, meow, meow, meow, meow, and I can't hear anything.
	They turn into Charlie Brown's parents.
	And it's the same with Hitler analogies.
	I'm just like, eh.
	There was this certain, we were browsing Netflix, my girlfriend and I, and I just reject this type of thing.
	Like, it's just like this gay woman stuff.
	You've probably seen these shows.
	And she was like, it's right there, and I couldn't see it.
	She was like, it's right next to that one.
	I see that one.
	She's like, right next to it.
	And my eyes kept going over it.
	You think your mind could really like delete things you're not interested in?
	Like that?
	Well, it's kind of ignoring people.
	And yeah, I just did it.
	I have no idea what you just said.
	Gavin and Ryan, interesting video of weapons getting handed out in DC.
	You notice some police uniforms at the top of the video.
	Yes, people have been sending me this video like Krazer beans.
	But it couldn't just be a civilian handing out sticks that he found inside.
	There's a bunch.
	Looks like Professor Plum is going to do it with a whole bunch of candlesticks.
	Go back to the beginning.
	People seem to be getting involved.
	Holy shit.
	Look at that.
	The yellow jacket at the top.
	Now that could be a million things.
	You know what that could be?
	I think I know.
	It could be people finding a cachet of weapons and saying, we got to get rid of these.
	They were right next to a big structure, right?
	It was a metal frame structure with a white awning on top of it.
	That could have been like, you know, excess pieces to build up different tiers or whatnot.
	And they're like, let's get these out of here because they could be used as weapons.
	So it could be your conspiracy theory, sir, that the cops were helping people get armed, or it could be they were helping dismantle.
	Of course, journalists won't spend any time finding that out because they're too busy taking the truth clay and making their own little personal sculptures or tattletailing on someone for helping to feed a black family.
	And then this is from John, real 1984 shit, Gavin.
	An 18-year-old saw her mom, aunt, and uncle in a DC video, so she named them Helena Duke.
	And look, she's a hero.
	I saw one girl said she ratted out her mother because, yeah, that was it.
	It was Helena Duke.
	Because her mother didn't want her going to BLM protests because she said they're too violent.
	So she got her revenge on mom.
	This actually goes back to the beginning of the show with Claudia Conway doxing her mom.
	We've effectively shattered the family and even the families that are still together and haven't succumbed to divorce are getting shattered from the inside because we've shown a total lack of respect to parents.
	And I blame teachers for that.
	It's from Eric.
	Gavin's a Glaswegian headfun doppelganger.
	He even boxes it like five minutes in.
	I don't think this is interesting to many people.
	This guy looks like me?
	What?
	That guy has a great chin.
	Dopperganger means you look like the person, dude.
	Maybe get a dictionary.
	What a waste of a letter that was.
	Gavin talking about his ski trip in a recent episode reminded me of his absolutely incredible ski bum premise.
	Would be really difficult to properly film and record, but the concept is fucking hilarious.
	And he's talking about my daughter skiing.
	Hey, Gav and Rye guy.
	I always consider the Subterranean Homesick Blues by Bobby Dylan one of the first rap songs.
	Oh yeah, it's amazing how many people took my rap history seriously and were saying, actually the fabulous Furry 5, Fab 5 Freddy, whatever.
	Five Nights at Freddy, fucking Sugar Hill Gang, whatever.
	Yes, clearly rap was invented in the Bronx and it was bliggity bliggity black.
	And then Bondi saw that it was taking off and tried to capitalize on it by making one of the worst songs ever rapped.
	Billy Idols is Cringe 2.
	And then The Clashes wasn't that cringe.
	It was their take on rap.
	But I listed three examples of white punkers trying to jump on the rap bandwagon.
	It's clearly not the history of rap.
	But ideally, a good joke has like 70% of the people get it, 30% don't.
	And within that 30%, people are fucking mad.
	Like I wanted rap fans to be going, is he fucking serious right now?
	Looking about the government.
	A man in a trench coat, badge out laid off, says he's got a bad bill, wants to get it paid off.
	Look at that, kid.
	It's something you did.
	I hear young people not even, not evening MAGA now being pushed out of the social circles.
	I just tend to call a spade a spade, and that's not the narrative.
	So fuck me, I'm a Nazi now.
	But as Ron DMC said, it's like that.
	Shut up.
	Graphic novels, Will Eisner.
	Yeah, he's really good.
	Joe Sacco.
	Yes, I'm a huge fan of Joe Sacco.
	I got all these people pushing Margaret, sorry, Frank Miller on me.
	No, the superhero stuff, even when they're not doing superheroes, those guys are not part of this.
	It's drawings, it's art.
	They're two separate genres.
	Frank Miller's not invited to the show.
	Anything remotely superhero is, you might as well be comparing dinosaur rock and rap.
	Different genres.
	Sacco's amazing.
	Although he did that thing about Sarajevo when he was talking about the guide he had there, and it was almost like he was falling in love with the dude.
	And the way he draws lips is distracting.
	Anyway, P.S., thanks for talking about Peter Bagg.
	Read his graphic novel on Margaret Sanger.
	It was great.
	Yeah, although she did invent abortion.
	But it was a great graphic novel.
	All his stuff is fucking high quality.
	He's my favorite.
	He's my number one.
	Robert Crum is too.
	Hey, Ryan, Gavin, I was going to say, oh, yeah.
	So here's from Joe.
	Hey, Gavin, Supreme Leader of the Democratic People's Republic of the Fag Zone.
	Check out this dumb bitch on her media tour after allegedly doing some racist shit and getting a public inox charge.
	Oh, yeah, this is the girl we were just watching.
	So basically, I'm a 22-year-old girl.
	I am.
	I don't...
	Racism is...
	How is one girl accusing a guy about a phone a crime?
	David, back in May, Poncero was convicted of a DUI, and when sheriff's deputies tried to arrest her this morning in California, she allegedly tried to fight them off.
	She's now being held without bail before her extradition to New York on those felony charges.
	David, Tori, back, government in California tonight.
	Thank you, Matt.
	Hi, everybody.
	Okay, let's do the last one here.
	A small group of sleuths.
	Yeah, they're called tattletales.
	Like Joseph Cox.
	What do you do for a living?
	I sit on my ass, Google stuff, and copy other people's work.
	A reporter should know cops.
	He should know bureaucrats.
	He should know politicians.
	He should know gangsters.
	He should know drug dealers.
	He should have, that's your job as a journalist, is to get to the point where, after 20 years, you have all these guys and you pay them sometimes.
	And you're like, so what's going on?
	The Crips are leaving New York?
	Yeah, man, a lot of bullshit about that.
	I think what's happening is the main dude is leaving.
	And then they're saying the Crips are going to shatter after that.
	Thanks.
	My sources say, blah, blah, blah.
	You go there, you meet these guys, you have a beer with them.
	You get to know them.
	All this sleuthing, just sitting on your fucking ass.
	Long before the attack on the Capitol, before a mob of Trump supporters staged a riot.
	Have you pulled this up yet?
	From John?
	They're trying to get every other Uber driver.
	No?
	No.
	Antifa Rat fucks WAPO story.
	Gotta be able to pivot a little faster there, buddy.
	Finance Journal Astronomy Live tweets has made doxing Nazis her day job.
	So wait, what's the point of this?
	Antifa Rat fucks WAPO story.
	So what does it mean he fucks this story?
	Monitoring Prowboys Activity in Parlor used a reverse image search to find other instances of the drawing online leading to the Fiverr page often posters review.
	Um this is so boring.
	Shared the revelations.
	The reason I clicked on this is because I thought it would be a funny example of um people getting fucked.
	So they talk about they dox the guy who was sitting in the chair.
	Yeah, so this guy stalks Proud Boys, but he ended up getting the guy in the chair.
	Okay.
	Thanks for sending me that, dude.
	Now we have to clean our palette with like at least one good one.
	Okay, this is the last film we'll do.
	Ready?
	Gavin, Ryguy.
	I'm sure by now you've seen the video of the woman getting shot at the Capitol, and much has already been made about the guy filming leftist actress videographer named John Sullivan.
	Yeah, but not a lot of press on that, by the way.
	It's already been pointed out that this guy was mixed up in the chaos himself, despite claiming to be just a journalist, but everyone, Alex Jones included, has massed a critical piece of information, has missed a critical piece of information.
	It's actually John Sullivan himself that is the one that got the crowd to kick down the secured door, which immediately led to the woman getting shot.
	Watch the video again.
	First you can hear him urging the cops to leave, which for some reason they do, and then you can clearly hear that it's his voice screaming, let's go, let's go, hit this shit.
	And everyone starts kicking it down.
	Then the gun comes out and the shooting occurs.
	The whole video is worth watching, but here's the part described just before the shooting.
	Is it because he's black?
	There's a gun.
	There's a gun.
	Notice the videographer John Sullivan is quietly hiding, making sure he's far away from the gun while everyone else goes in.
	This guy's got a face seriously.
	Listen.
	This is huge.
	It's not that an Antifa guy happened to be at the Vanguard filming.
	It turns out he was the guy that instigated the whole shooting event.
	You can hear his voice throughout the entire video.
	So dead to rights, it was a BLM Antifa activist that caused the specific incidents of violence that brought the whole thing crashing down.
	Wow.
	This is a real scoop at the end of the show.
	To make matters more suspicious, he was arrested and questioned by the FBI that night and yet released the same night?
	I suppose it's possible they just hadn't put two and two together that it was him that instigated the breach, but that's fucking weird, man.
	Anyway, you got to put this out there and get it seen.
	I know.
	I'll put it on my parlor.
	I don't know how everyone missed this crucial fact, but I didn't know who else to send it to.
	Send it to Alex Jones and any other media contacts you have while you're at it.
	Every piece I've seen on John Sullivan has totally missed this fact, and I think it's pretty crucial.
	Keep up the great work.
	I know just the person to send this to.
	Okay, let's get down to the final video.
	Why are women so bad at falling?
	I remember there was a woman who was killed by a guy in Central Park who hit her with his bike.
	And I hate to disparage the dead.
	But how do you die from being hit by a bike?
	I understand you breaking your leg, all kinds of different stuff.
	But a bicycle?
	Like, you would just put your hand.
	Every time I see women fall, especially women that are boomers, they just sort of go like this.
	Show me for a second.
	I've seen a woman fall.
	My friend's mom fell once when we were in Costa Rica, and she fell like this.
	Like.
	She didn't put her hands first.
	Have you noticed that?
	They're non-confrontational.
	They don't even like to fight with gravity.
	They sort of spill.
	You win.
	Maybe it's because we're sort of hunters and we're always like, I gotta protect myself.
	I gotta.
	And they're always like, I'm protected.
	I mean, it's a curse in a way.
	It got Heather Heyer killed.
	It got Ashley Babbitt killed.
	Just assuming everything will work out.
	How did you fall like that?
	Oh, I can't even see what she's doing.
	Was she walking backwards?
	Why?
	I don't know, because she fell backwards.
	Okay, here's a much better example.
	And we'll end at this one.
	Nope.
	Tick-tockety tick-tock.
	Okay, you got it.
	Just stop there.
	No?
	Oh.
	Okay, you're done.
	Wait, what are you doing?
	What?
	Like, stop.
	Okay, stop there at least.
	Like, did she keep falling in the water and end up at the bottom of the fucking ocean?
	She's in a thermo vent.
	Learn to fall.
	In a trench.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.
	And never stop fighting.

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