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Jan. 10, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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GOML LIVE #80 | STORMING THE CAPITOL (Part 1)

The end of Trump's presidency is a lot like the end of Animal House where angry Americans give one last F-You to the system that's been crapping on them for four years straight.

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Fuck Black Lives Matter and Atifa.
I'm a proud boy and a loud boy.
Fuck around and find out.
This ain't about the cloud, boy.
Papa got me in his house.
Leave him on the couch, boy.
This nigga trash, take him out.
From New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
Freedom, nigga, you just talking, acting.
I ain't playing with these stupid niggas.
They some goofy niggas left.
These want to steal elections.
Now we finna shoot them niggas.
So my mama, you can...
F-A-F-O. F-A-F-A-F-O.
Keep talking, I'ma make the shots that go.
F-A-F-O.
F-A-F-A-F-O.
F-A-F-O.
Fuck around and find out, nigga.
F-A-F-O.
F-A-F-A-F-O.
Whew.
That was a hit called Lowe's Alexander, his Fuck Around and Find Out F-A-F-O, which is also used by Ilhan Omar.
And it appears that the right and the left have merged.
They both agree that if one fucks around, one will find out.
And I think that's what we saw today.
I was going to do a big joke about Kim and Kanye and pretend that's what the big event of today was, but You can't introduce, fuck around and find out, fuck around and find out, and then pretend you don't know what happened today.
Before we discuss... By the way, I have everything figured out, so don't sweat.
Do I look a little grey today?
The book of the day is Adrian Tomine's new book.
The loneliness of the long-distance cartoonist, but I want to talk about that for a long time.
This show is 100% storming the Capitol.
The calls, storming the Capitol.
I don't want to hear your fucking dumb ideas for a P.O.D.
song we should check out.
It's all storming the Capitol, obviously.
This is the biggest news since 1814, when Canada burned it to the ground.
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Alright.
Here's what happened today.
Americans said, "Fuck this." I've had enough.
Now, there's a lot of different angles going on, but I'm just going to tell you the facts of what happened.
And this is based on my incredibly huge brain and the fact that I've been analyzing these patterns.
Yes, there were some Antifa there, dressed up as patriots.
I do believe that they were the first to do the storming.
And they said, we're going to make you look bad, motherfuckers.
Watch this.
And I think the other 90% real patriots said, yeah, you know what?
I'm in.
Fuck this.
And I think Antifa went, whoa, whoa, and got sort of snow plowed.
They got overwhelmed.
So their silly little prank.
I don't think that was Antifa's plan.
I don't think that was the DNC's plan.
at least a tiny factor, a factor, we'll say, let's fuck tiny.
It was at least a factor in this storming of the Bastille.
And I don't think that was Antifa's plan.
I don't think that was the DNC's plan.
Whoever set up the scam, I think are going, what the fuck?
But here's what happened.
After nine months of rioting and chaos and no one being persecuted or prosecuted for it, and the media saying it's a summer of love, it's just property, all these people, after losing the election, after Mike Pence saying, fuck it, we lost, I give up.
Americans said, all right, fuck this.
Now, I'm not advocating it.
It's sort of like that Chris Rock thing where he goes, talking about OJ killing.
He goes, I'm not going to say he should have done it, but I understand.
I totally understand where these people are coming from.
And to the left and the media and the people inside the Capitol building, You can only kick a dog so many times before it bites back.
And this is a guy who is, this is America, right?
He's working at Walmart, reluctantly.
He doesn't want to work at Walmart, but his dad's hardware store shut down.
And he's busting his ass at Walmart.
And the boss is being a dick, total cocksucker.
And so he says, he says, He keeps trying and he keeps trying and then after doing everything right...
Crossing his T's, dotting his I's, being a great guy after doing it all perfectly, the cunty boss, the elite, the Walmart Swamp says, yeah, you're fired.
I've had enough of you.
You were one minute late today.
And the guy goes, you know what?
Fuck this.
He gets on the intercom, and he goes, yeah, I just want to say that there's a fag in aisle five, and the boss here, Mr. Rick Dolan, He's a pedophile.
He likes to fuck kids.
Younger the better.
Babies is ideal.
So you're... Fuck all of you here at Walmart, by the way, for supporting a pedophile business.
And, uh, again, fuck my boss.
Take this job and shove it.
I ain't working here no more.
You son of a bitch.
Then he lets the little intercom thing dangle.
And then on the way out, he pushes over two huge display shelves.
And then walks out like this.
That's what happened today.
The Americans who have been fucked over for too long said, all right, you win.
It's over.
You got your Biden.
But I'm going to break something on the way out.
Like a guy in a relationship where he comes over and his girlfriend's cheating on him.
And he's been working on this relationship, trying to make it work.
And on the way out, he just picks up a chair and throws it through the front window.
It says, fuck you.
Fuck you, whore.
He says it much louder than that, actually.
I don't disturb anyone.
And that's what we saw here.
And I'm talking, like, the establishment right, and, you know, the Fox News types, and people I respect a lot, like Buck Sexton, are saying, this is disgusting, this is not who we are.
And, no, it is who we are.
You keep slapping someone again and again and again, and they're gonna fight back.
I didn't go.
I begged Proud Boys not to go.
Thank God they didn't go!
Thank God this is not Proud Boys, Domestic Terrorists.
If that was the case, oh my God, the sentences would be 15 years, guaranteed.
But I don't think the sentences are going to be bad for this because it looks like Americans.
So it's saying America's got to go to jail.
Now there's been a lot of misinformation about what's going on today but that's the big picture right there is that yeah the the people Did something wrong.
They stormed the Bastille.
They stormed the Capitol.
Selfies seem to be a very high priority in this whole thing.
But can you blame them?
That's what I say.
Marco Rubio was like, this is disgusting.
We'll be hearing about this for the next 10 years.
We're confirming all their worst fears.
No.
Like, if you're at a bar and someone keeps harassing a guy, eventually he's gonna pick you up and throw you out the front window.
They weren't just harassing some, like, little junkie in the corner.
They were harassing a fuckin' 6'5 beast who was just quietly drinking his beer.
And they kept spilling it and calling him a piece of shit and shoving him and eventually he just snapped.
This is what happened today.
America snapped.
Now, was Antifa part of the snap?
I think so.
But they were not the... They were not the catalyst.
They were a catalyst.
Okay?
I'll even kiss the men.
So, some myths.
No, Pence did not unfollow Trump on Twitter.
That's a stupid rumor.
You can look it up yourself, look up Pence, you'll see he's, that's the top guy he follows.
I fell for a bad one where somebody said that Pence changed his banner to Kamala and Biden and I believed it.
Yeah, well you're retarded.
But it looks like it.
Okay.
Why are you wearing a hat on a show where your camera is above your head?
It's a... You look like a shot, like a CCTV camera, right before a bombing.
And someone's like, what about this guy?
Enhance.
Enhance.
Yeah, somebody said this is Biden Kamala.
And I was like, oh, fuck.
Yeah, not.
So that's a myth.
A big myth is this guy with the buffalo head.
With the horns.
And the story is that he's Antifa.
And there's a picture of him going around.
Shit, I don't know if I sent it to you.
Where he's at a BLM rally.
Do you have that one?
Yeah.
And yes, he was at a BLM rally opposing it.
The sign that's carefully cropped out is a big Q sign.
He's a Q guy.
Yeah, he is.
And there's an interview with him here.
It's this is dude with the horns is MAGA.
I should have numbered these mother effers.
Here it is.
My nails are dirty because I was taking down the Christmas decorations today and I was in the mud.
Can you give me your first and last name and how to spell it, please?
Sure, my name is Jake Angeli, that's J-A-K-E and A-N-G-E-L-I, angel with an I. And can I ask your age?
Yeah, sure, I'm 32.
See, I knew he wasn't Antifa because, by the way, this is a very old interview.
Oh, it's from May.
One thing I can say is that a lot of the people in the media that level a lot of scrutiny at Donald Trump, level a lot of accusations at Donald Trump, could not handle even a percentage of the amount of scrutiny and the amount of allegations that are being leveled at him from so many different levels.
And I think it's important that the President of the United States knows that his people support him.
And I think it's important that the President of the United States knows that it isn't just the opinions of the people in the media that are out there.
Okay, so you get it, right?
He's not... And I knew that right out of the gate because Antifa, if they're going to do a scam like they pretend to be someone else, they're not going to be showing their faces like that with their tattoos everywhere knowing they're going to be identified.
So, overall, I'm just going to say You got what you asked for.
You fucked around and you found out.
I guess I'm supposed to disavow it, say it was evil?
I'm not gonna do that.
I understand why it happened.
I think that this is on the media, it's on the people that stole the election, it's on Pence, it's on Never Trumpers who fucked themselves.
We just lost the Senate.
Way to go guys.
So that's who's culpable here.
Now, there is something horrific that happened and it's lumped in with these myth debunkings.
This girl who was killed.
Now, they say her name was Roberta Paulson.
That's a joke.
That's from Fight Club.
His name was Robert Paulson.
As a guy who gets shot in Fight Club.
That's a chick who got shot at the bottom there.
No, wait.
Look at the notes.
Those are your fancy notes.
All the way at the bottom, right?
Almost, yeah.
Gotcha.
That's what the Roberta Paulson thing comes from.
His name is Robert Paulson.
But her name is Ashley Babbitt, and she was a 14-year vet.
Now here's my big takeaway, and this isn't very popular in our community.
Women should not be at fucking rallies.
They can be at a march or something.
Million Mega March, sure.
But storming the Capitol is the most dangerous thing I can think of.
Besides cleaning up all the crack in Harlem.
And this woman, this vet, I mean I guess she's fought in wars, I don't know.
She was there.
It's just wrong.
I don't know.
I thought that was where she was getting shot, but that's not it.
We actually have the footage of her getting shot.
Women shouldn't be in battle.
Women shouldn't be cops.
They don't have the same upper body strength, and they seem to have this hubris where they think they can just destroy everything in their path, and they're the same as men.
You're not.
And it gives them this sort of false sense, because I think they want to overcompensate.
And I'm sorry to desecrate this woman after she's dead, and she's obviously a wonderful patriot, but I'm just frustrated that women keep coming.
Look at Heather Heyer.
I don't want her to die either.
She thought she was fighting Nazis, and she showed up wearing flip-flops and leggings.
What kind of fighting is going to be going on?
You're overweight.
You've got leggings on and flip-flops.
You're like, I'm gonna go kill some Nazis.
Now this woman isn't the same as Heather Heyer, but still, you're storming the Capitol.
That's maybe a young man's game when he has no family.
Women should not be there.
Anyway, here they are explaining who she is.
All right, we do want to bring you some breaking news right now.
The woman who was shot and killed inside the U.S.
Capitol today during the riots was actually from San Diego.
KUSI, we have spoken with her husband and he tells us Ashley Babbitt, that's her name, she was a 14-year veteran.
She served four tours with the U.S.
Air Force and was a high-level security officer throughout her time in service.
Her husband says she was a strong supporter of President Trump and was a great patriot to all who knew her.
Metropolitan Police Department say an investigation continues right now into her death.
KUSI sends our condolences to her family and to all who knew her.
I mean, she's obviously not a normal gal, but she was a high-level security guard at the Air Force.
That doesn't sound like you're dealing with a lot of fistfights.
Anyway, she's there, uh, in the Capitol Building, the shit's getting heated, they see guns, and this woman just keeps going at the window.
So these guys start going, stop, stop, trying to pull them back!
And now this is NSFW, you're about to see a woman get killed.
This is, uh, this is... fucking horrible.
Now wait, wait, wait.
Watch the kid with the Trump pants hat on backwards.
We're going to see an interview with him shortly talking about this.
It's about to get dirty, man.
With the blue backpack. - Pack.
Keep trying him.
See, look, they got a gun, they got a gun.
Stop.
See, he's a teenage boy.
And they go, they got guns, they got guns.
So he puts up his hands, and then people keep hitting it, like she does.
And he's like, everyone get back, get back!
And they start pulling people off.
Look, they're still climbing in.
Wait a minute, is that her climbing in?
Yeah, I think it is.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's her about to get shot.
There's another angle of it, and she's up there, she's trying to get in there.
Yep, yep, there, it just happened.
So they have guns, and she decides to jump into the window.
And they shoot her.
Holy shit.
Wait, I'm not hearing any volume.
Go back.
Oh, that sounded like a fucking gunshot!
Oh, that sounded like a fucking gunshot!
Yo, there's an active shooter here!
Get her down!
Flashlight!
Flashlight!
There wasn't an active shooter.
It was the cops, right?
I think it was the cops.
Wait, why'd you stop showing it?
- We're an active shooter! - Oh, justice! - They're killing the running!
- Get down!
Get down! - What do you think of Christ?
- Forgive me God, dang it!
Oh my God! - You got it! - What?
- Where's your head? - Where's your head? - I think it was shot right through the...
What do you call it?
The juggler?
The Infowars headline was, "Cops execute Trump supporter." - It was just the aftermath of it now then.
BLM, Antifa, they can burn shit down for months and months.
No police action.
A woman jumps into a door window.
Boom.
Instantly dead.
Now, uh, if you go to that file I have of the videos... It's in the shared?
Oh, yes.
God, it's funny when you wear a suit and you're still so retarded.
It's like... Okay, there we go.
Uh, which of the videos?
Well, I'll have to see them first.
That one, yeah.
That's the guy we just saw with the blue backpack.
Yeah, I'm Thomas Barani from New Jersey.
By the way... Thomas, stop.
You people are all fucked.
Like, the feds are gonna come down hard, especially when Biden is in presidency.
Facial recognition, we already know who Buffalo Horns is.
That guy just identified himself.
You're not doing this in New York, where it'll go to state court.
You did it in a federal jurisdiction.
So it's a federal offense.
This is in America now.
So you broke into America's building.
These people just sitting there doing interviews and identifying themselves.
I mean, there's a reason Antifa wears masks.
Well, we had stormed into the chambers inside and there was a young lady who rushed through the windows.
A number of police and Secret Service were saying, get back, get down, get out of the way.
She didn't heed the call and as we kind of raced up to grab people and pull them back, they shot her in the neck and she fell back on me and started saying she was fine, it's cool.
And then she started kind of like moving weird and blood was coming out of her mouth and neck and nose and I don't know if she's alive or dead anymore.
She's dead.
How did you get back out of the building?
Riot police came in and started ushering us out with their sticks.
Where did you enter the building and where did you exit?
He's gonna love this interview.
We tore through the scaffolding through flashbangs and tear gas and blitzed our way in through all the chambers.
The DA's gonna love this interview.
Just trying to get into Congress or whoever we could get into and tell them that we need some kind of investigation into this.
And what ends up happening is someone might have ended up dead.
And that's not the kind of government we can have.
People have to do something about it.
Oh look, stop.
Go back a little bit.
As he's talking, the black Hebrew Israelites have shown up with their clubs ready to kick ass.
Oh shit.
Someone might have ended up dead and that's not the kind of government we can have.
People have to do something about it.
I can't.
If you need any help at all, EMS is right there.
I'm not injured.
I was, it could have been me, but she went in first.
Thank you for telling us your story.
for telling us your story. - Just make sure people know, because this cannot stand anymore.
This is wrong.
They don't represent anyone.
Not Republican, Democrat, Independent, nobody.
And now they'll just kill people.
- Who are you saying will kill people? - Who?
I don't, police, congressmen and women, they don't care.
I mean, they think we're a joke.
$2,000 checks was a joke to them.
You know, there's people filming us, laughing at us as we march down the street.
At the Department of Justice, there's a man in the window laughing at us, filming us.
And here, it was a joke to them until we got inside, and then all of a sudden, guns came out.
But I mean, we're at a point now, it can't be allowed to stand.
We have to do something.
People have to do something.
Because this could be you or your kids.
Thank you, Tom.
Pretty astute young man, huh?
Again, why am I wearing this shirt?
Ilhan Omar is part of the squad.
They've been pushing for violence.
The far left has been committing violent acts, burning, looting, and eventually this dog you kept kicking bit back.
So I just want to make it clear that the media is going to portray this as violence is a right-wing thing and this was so unique.
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But the last thing I want to bring up before we sort of go through everything again with a finer toothed comb is this clown.
He's some like random rep from Maryland.
This is the very last link, right?
And this is probably the funniest tweet of the day.
Yeah, there's that.
But just go to his Twitter.
This Twitter is the same thing.
It's the very last link.
He goes, I am safe.
I am safe.
We have been evacuated.
Let me be clear.
Look at him.
There's no gas going on.
I think someone had a fire extinguisher and was going, pssh.
It was all very, like, outside of that horrific death we just showed.
It was all very comical.
Yeah, sitting at Pelosi's desk, you know, you have a podium.
It was a selfies invasion.
And we're going to get through, we're going to go through the selfies and all the other different things.
I just had to get the headiness out of the way for the free part of the show.
But.
It was silly.
It was somewhat silly.
There was definitely a sense of humor to it all.
Guys smoking in Pelosi's office, people posing in the House Speaker's chair, putting hats on statues, putting Trump flags in statues.
No one was getting gassed.
But this fucking loser pussy politician puts on some Ghostbusters suit And tells everyone he's okay like we give a shit about him.
Look at that woman.
She's got her hair sticking out of the back.
That can't really be a good seal as far as gas goes.
It's not a good look either.
I'm a woman and I'm wearing a gas mask.
I'm gonna get my hair in the mask so we have a nice neck seal.
Is there another picture there too?
Oh, it's the same picture twice.
Oh no, look, look at that loser!
So here I am in my Ghostbuster suit, I'm gonna go get Slimer, and then we see the woman with her hair sticking out, and then he goes, I just gotta show you again.
Uh, wait, just show the, uh, Ryan... But look at this guy's, look at the intensity of this guy's.
He's like the boss.
He's like Vakeman.
And then what's the last one?
Him looking out of breath.
Is this me in a different place?
I guess I'm in the hallway now?
I'm okay?
There's people behind me.
Alright, David Trone, you fucking drone.
What a dork.
Okay.
Now we can sort of take a step back.
We got the headiness out of the way.
And we can breathe.
But I'm not sure I want... I'm not sure I want the freeloaders involved.
You know what the analogy we were just using before we started this?
You know in Greece, look up the end of Greece with Olivia Newton-John, which was most of my generation's earliest boners.
It was Elvira, Olivia Newton-John, the end of Greece, and of course Raquel Welch on The Muppet Show, dancing sexy with a spider.
Boing, boing, boing.
But Olivia Newton-John was like a nice girl.
She played by the rules.
She was being good the whole movie.
And then the sort of miscreant sluts say, why don't we just fuck shit up?
Be a whore.
And she goes, you know what?
I think I will.
And she dresses up at the end and starts being a bad girl.
And I think that's what happened with the Patriots on Capitol Hill today.
Sam Antifa started smashing stuff and they go, yeah, you know what?
We're gonna smash stuff too.
This is footage of the Capitol Hill riot.
Actually, there was parts where it looked like World War Z. Remember that movie?
Yeah.
The zombie movie where they're climbing on top of each other to go up the walls?
Like, I saw that.
Check my parlor.
Oh no, I didn't include the clip.
Oh yeah, check my parlor.
Alright, we're about to wrap it up.
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Shhh.
So caller one and caller number two are about to take calls.
Not right now, we'll take calls at around eleven.
I mean, sorry, ten.
Yeah, there.
How World War Z is that?
So they used the barricades as ladders.
Yeah.
And that gave them leverage to start going up the walls.
Pretty great.
You're getting a broken ankle, dude, if you fall off that.
Do you see the scaffolding thing?
That's the guy we just saw, that little kid.
That's how he got up there.
Yeah, there's a lot of them.
And it's loud.
Yeah, this is not Antifa.
Antifa may have...
Dip their toes in this, but this was Angry Patriots.
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